The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full) Ryan Hurd Stops by to Accept His Honor from Bobby + What Country Artist Has More Money? + Was this News Anchor Drunk or Exhausted
Episode Date: July 12, 2022Ryan Hurd stops by the studio to accept his new honor that Bobby handed out today. He also talks about the last time he was starstruck, the first instrument he learned and what CD he would listen to f...orever if he had to. Bobby gives the show two country artists and they have to guess which one has the higher net worth according to the internet. We listen to a clip of a news anchor who has been suspended from her job after viewers complained of her being intoxicated on air. We talked about if she sounded drunk or was just exhausted.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Morning.
All right, Amy is still at her house.
She still got a cough.
It is a wet cough, man.
It is dirty.
It's tough to shake a cough, though.
Those things sometimes stay for two months if you don't get on medicine.
Are you on stuff, Ame?
DayQuil and NyQuil.
No, like Z-Pack or K-Pack or P-Pag.
No, not yet.
I mean, I have a cough syrup that has a hydrocoat or whatever, but...
That'll help a little bit.
Yeah, don't take that during the show.
I don't know.
If I ever get that, it makes me fall asleep.
I don't ever feel good.
I'm just like this.
So, Amy sounds weird because she's still working from her house because she's sick.
We'll start with this.
Spirit Airlines, there's a plane that the tire catches on fire.
And so then they tell the passengers, stay seated.
Here, I want to play you audio from inside the plane.
These and gentlemen, stay seated.
Stay seated.
We do not have to back here now.
Stay seated.
Stay seated.
Everyone keep the aisles clear.
Stay seated, please.
All right, I should go.
Go back to your seats.
We do not have to evacuate.
Please go back to your seats.
Thank you.
If the pilots give us commands you evacuate, we will evacuate.
But please remain sooner right now and keep the aisles,
so you clear.
If we do have to evacuate, please just leave your back.
We will let you know.
Please remain see it.
I mean, these people are itching to get off this plane
because the tire, they landed, the tire's on fire.
They're looking out the window.
And they're like, stay seated.
Stay seated.
I'm surprised nobody went airplane on this airplane.
And by go airplane, it means to flip the crap out.
Because people are flipping out over masks, but they're not flipping out because they can't get off a plane when the tire's on fire.
But it landed in Atlanta, and the fire started around the landing gear.
And so people started to freak out.
I would have freaked out, too.
But at least it's not in the air.
I'd have really freaked out.
Would you have stayed seated, though?
They told you 10 times.
I have no choice, right?
I'm locked.
I'm locked in there.
Right.
I'm locked in there.
But I think if I was in the air and that happened, I would have panicked, panicked.
If I'm on the ground, I want to get off the plane.
I want to slide down the big rubber slide.
That looks fun.
But I'm actually okay if we have to stay.
And you know what they say.
If you fly spirit, you're going to end up a spirit.
They say that?
I don't know if you or not.
That's terrible.
A New Mexico woman allegedly, that'd be the worst slogan ever for an airline.
No, no, no, no.
A New Mexico woman allegedly stole car with kids inside.
Oh, no.
And the mom climbed on the hood.
hood, which makes sense because you'd probably try to get on or stop that car any way possible.
But a woman in New Mexico stole a car and there were two kids inside. This happened on July 4th in
Hobbs, New Mexico. The Hobbs Police Department said that a woman parked her white Hyundai Santa Fe in front
of a store in which she returned. An unknown female pushed her and got into the vehicle
and drove off. Traffic camera video shows the mom attempting to stop the carjacking by getting
on the hood of the car. Inside the car, her son.
six-year-old daughter and her 11-month-old son.
That is crazy.
The suspect, who has identified as Regina Castillo,
then abandoned the car
once she saw the kids and began to run.
She was arrested after she was found
hiding behind a pickup truck.
What are you just sitting behind the tail?
The children were reunited with their mom
after being treated by EMS.
That's from the New York Post.
But I definitely understand why you would jump on the car
if your kids are in it.
We read so many of these stories.
and the other day I was at the gas station.
I was like, I'm just going to run in real quick,
but I thought about all these stories.
Like, no, I'm bringing all the kids in.
You don't want to risk it.
Like, I was thinking, it's only going to take two seconds.
I'll go in, pay, and I'll be right back.
No, I took them all in.
But your oldest?
He wasn't there.
It was all the little ones.
Interesting.
And can't you leave it running and lock it?
You can, but I mean, oh, gosh, I wouldn't trust my kids.
They would, like, keep me locked out.
They would steal it.
Oh, they would leave me locked out.
Oh, you're not getting in, Dad.
And finally, a New Orleans woman's facing murder for higher charges
after she tried to hire a hitman on this site, rent-a-hitman.com.
Oh my gosh.
It's another one.
Yeah, 33-year-old Zandra Ellis was arrested in the parking lot of a waffle house last week
after discussing the hit with an undercover agent who she hired on rent-a-hitman.com.
She was haggling over the price before selling on a $1,000 fee to kill the other woman with $100 up front
and then the $900 later.
That'd be terrible for Hitman to only take 10%.
Oh, yeah.
You take 90%
And then get the other 10
Yeah
Ellis was arrested outside
After paying the deposit
Because she did that
And she faced up 10 years in prison
By the way
This site
All the time
People go to rent a hitman
And try to rent
By the way
Are you renting one
Or you're just hiring them for their services
Yeah you're using the service
But it's not a real site
All right there you go
But it sounds like
If she lives in New Orleans
She's 33
She should be listening to our show
Uh huh
She just missed out.
Yeah, we've talked about this site.
It is time to open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it all the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Dear Bobby Bones, my husband has many female friends.
He has several businesses that require him to associate with women.
With that being said, is it cheating when he asked his women friends to go to dinner with him?
We actually split up for several months last year over this issue.
I think it's a form of cheating, considering these women are single, and their messages are flirty between them.
Just a couple of weeks ago, I saw a message between him and another woman.
By the way, he let me have his phone to play games.
Again, they were flirting with each other, and he then asked her to dinner.
He said he was consoling her because her father died, which wasn't true because I checked her Facebook first.
He also tried to delete messages before I saw them, but I saw them first.
I contacted the woman, and she would not respond to me after she realized I was his wife.
I really don't know what to do.
We have several businesses together, and I don't want to lose my investments, but also don't want to stay in a marriage.
If he continues to do this, we've been married less than five years.
What do you think?
Cheating husband or just a friendly guy signed a worried wife.
Yeah, it's a cheating husband.
Just like that.
Well, listen, just because a guy is going to dinner with a woman in its business related, I don't necessarily think something's going on there if that's the instance.
That should happen if it needs to happen.
There doesn't always have to be something sexual happening if it's a man and a woman together.
And I think men and women can both control their urges if they're mature.
Yeah.
That being said, there's a lot to unpack here.
You've already split up over the issue, so something happened to make it an uncomfortable situation with you guys.
Secondly, they're flirting in text in no need for that.
That's not good.
Ain't no place for that.
Flirting in text, deleting them.
dad died not true that lied right there if he's lying about that he's lying about other things too
uh this ain't a good situation for you so if all this is true it is not good and you should not
be in this situation if it's temporary if it's permanent but you've got to look to get yourself
out of this situation now on the final paragraph you say you have several businesses together
i don't lose my investments um you can still keep path you can still keep them you
You don't have to lose them just because you divorce.
It happens all the time where people own stuff and they split up.
So cheating husband or friendly guy, that's the question.
If I had to pick one, cheating husband.
He also a pretty friendly guy, too, you know what I'm saying?
A little bit of both.
I was going to say both.
Yeah, this is very shady.
This is a total sketch here.
Amy, your thoughts?
When it comes, I think if you've already kind of made your decision and really what you're
holding on to is the fact that you don't want to lose your investments, then you just
have to hire the right people or the right lawyer and just get the right support from family and
friends. And then hopefully when you divide up assets, like you'll still be okay and just know
that it's going to be a hard season, but you'll get through it. Yeah. And you don't stay
together just because of investments. Yeah, that's not good. Right. Unless you make the deal,
we're just going to stay together because of our investments, but we're going to lead completely
other lives. Yeah. So, yeah, it's not going to work as it's going here. You should look at finding
out a little more and getting out of the situation of all this is true. I hate to say that
because most of them like, oh, who cares? Have fun. Party. Actually, I'm never like that.
I'm like, I've never heard you say that. Yeah, I think I'm ever like that.
Cheating husband, thank you for the email. I'm very sorry this is happening to you,
but just by what we read here, this is not good and you need to look to get out.
We got your email and we read it on air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail pack.
Yeah.
On the phone, James in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
James, appreciate your calling.
What's going on, buddy?
I know you don't really know anything about the radio,
but I hope you could tell me about how, like,
song selection on the radio works.
Yeah, you mean the science of how a radio works.
No idea.
No idea what happens in the air.
So, yes, don't know anything about that.
Transmitters, dumb as a rock.
But maybe I can help you with this.
All right, go ahead.
So the example I'm going to use is song Life as a Highway by Rascal Flat.
song came out in like 2006, but it seems like the radio goes through phases of playing that song like every two weeks.
So I'm wondering why this song from 16 years ago was still hanging on and getting airtime when like number one song from last year aren't even getting played anymore.
It's a good question.
That's a great point.
Let me answer that for you.
First of all, life on a highway is getting played because it's a jam, right?
Like that's the song comes on and you're like
I don't remember how good that song was until it's playing right now
in that intro
You're like life is a highway
And you're in your car and you're slapping the studio
I want to ride it
Oh nah
So jam is the number one reason
Number two this is how radio works
And I don't agree with the philosophy as much
But so there will be what they call
Current songs or Power songs
The biggest songs
The A listers are like five or six of them
And they will play like every hour and a half or two hours
And the reason they play so frequently is because they know the average person isn't able to listen to the radio for an hour and a half or two hours.
And so they're going to play the biggest hits so the most people hear them.
Now, if you hear a song twice in an hour and a half for two hours, like they play this song all the time, you're a rare person who's listened for that long straight.
Okay, so they're just trying to get the biggest hits on for the most people.
That's the first rule.
There are secondary songs which are coming up, like songs nine through 16, they play a little less frequently.
And they're also getting researched at the same time.
And if the research comes back and they do all these calls, hundreds and thousands of calls to people to play music over the phone, and it feel like, I like that song.
Then after research, they will move that up when one of the other songs falls off.
So that's how that works.
Now, do that with 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, eat songs trying to climb the ladder to other steps.
Now, why a song like Rascal Flats would come on?
You have to find older songs that aren't, if you're on a new country station, that aren't a Johnny Cash or 60s or 70s or 80s.
That would be classic country, that people still go, that's an old.
old school song, that's the jam. So they're always switching out high researched songs from 10, 15, 20 years
ago to give texture to the radio station, meaning it's just not all new songs all the time.
Every once in all, you hear something that's like, oh, that was a good one from five years ago.
That was a good one from nine years ago. But again, even life is a highway, your station or your region
must have played that song over the phone for 10,000 people. And a lot of them went,
that's the jam. So then they go, oh, that's a good one. People still love it. We're going to play
it every couple of weeks.
And you hear life as a highway
a little bit more. Fun fact about that song originally
wasn't a radio song, was never a single.
Just started to get played because it was a cover
and then became a hit
because it was on cars.
The movie cars, yeah.
So the radio programming philosophy, not something I agree
with wholeheartedly,
but it's something I understand.
It involves a lot of research and a formula.
And when a song goes number one,
the next week after it's not number one,
radio does something stupid and they just drop it.
And they just like, well, it's the outside.
out of here. For the most part, they lower it. And songs don't stay at number one for most of the
time, three, four, five weeks. Where at least in pop, they do because it's just the best song.
Radio, they like pass out free candy for number ones. So that's also why you don't hear a number one
a year. Yeah. Radio, like, yeah, what we're on. That's why you don't hear number one a year
later is because sometimes, it's the number one a year ago, there was actually a pile of crap
that just got it for participation trophy and it doesn't test well. That happens a lot. So, yeah,
the programming philosophy in this format
I'd do a clown face emoji sometimes
on it. Some of it's really good, but some of it is just like
oh, you have a song. Oh, that's cute. What label you on? Here's the number one.
But some of it is genuine awesomeness.
But a lot of research
and research even into old school songs, James, and that's why you hear
Life is a Highway. All right, next step.
There you go, buddy. I appreciate that. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
We'll see it next week, everybody. All right. Thanks, James. I'm back in a second.
Have a good day.
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It doesn't take away the work of it.
Obviously, I love doing it, but there's so much talent
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You always have to remember that and remember how blessed you are.
keep your head down and keep focused, and that's really all I can focus on and control.
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We're pretty brutal.
So I can only show him something if I'm like, I know I love this.
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Like you need that brutal honesty to know if it's good or not.
I'm Morgan. That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
I'll make something good.
Six-year-old Lena, she's on a flight on United Airlines from Norway to South Carolina,
and she's got a loose tooth, and she's wiggling it the whole way.
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my tooth is gone.
Oh, my gosh.
It fell out without her knowing it.
It's got to be on the plane.
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And he wrote, Dear Tooth Fairy, Lena had a tooth fallout on her flight to Greenville.
Please take this note in place of her tooth.
So she gave it to Lena and Lena put it on her pillow.
There's no update of if the tooth's fairy got the note or not.
That's a good story.
I like it for three reasons.
Number one, a pilot stopped because a kid was crying in the terminal.
Yeah, that's good.
That's a good guy, good woman.
Don't know, but they stopped.
And number two, they went through and took the time to write a note to the tooth fairy when they didn't have to.
That's it.
Again, number three, apparently there's a nonstop from Norway to South Carolina.
Look at that.
Who in the world?
I can't get in Norway.
I can't get a nonstop to Tulsa, but they're going to have one to South Carolina from Norway?
Yeah, that's funny.
What in the world?
So that's what you got out of this story.
Those three things, yes.
That's a great story.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
I'm going to give you guys my top five country songs of the summer.
In like two minutes.
But first, I'm going to give you Billboard's top five songs of the summer.
And these are just the big pop songs.
But at number five, Glass Animals Heat Waves.
That's jam.
Yeah, I'm saying.
That's what they call it jam sandwich.
That's a really good.
It's been out for a while now, but, man, that is a good song.
Really good.
At number four, Lizzo.
It's called About Blank Time, as I say.
Yeah.
About dang time.
Maybe I can get her to cut one of those.
That's number four.
Number three, it's Future and Drake.
Here we go.
I think I've ever heard that one.
Number two, Jack Harlow, first class.
That's a good one, and number one, Harry Styles, as it was.
Okay, so that's billboards.
I agree with the number one.
at number two, mostly because
I've listened to all those albums for the past two months.
Jack Harle's been out about two months
because my wife listened to them all the time, so if I listen to them all the time.
All right, here are my top five country songs of the summer.
At number five, it is Brett Eldridge,
Songs About You.
I'm just trying to get the songs about you.
I was posting an Instagram story on our vacation,
and I was going to use that song over the top of it.
It was Caitlin and I.
She's like, no, that song's about getting over somebody.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Did you know that?
Probably, but I just thought it was a good song
And it said songs about you
And so she was like, no, no, no, that's not what you put there
That's funny
I was like, okay
Number four, Haley Witters
Everything She Ain't
Good one, huh?
That's a good one.
It's so good.
Number three, and I love this song
And it's just now getting started on the chart
He played it here on the show
When it comes like a summer feel good song,
Ryan heard, pass it on.
Pass it on, pass it on, pass it on
Pass it on
I mean, that's a summer song right there
Makes you feel good
It's a positive song
What's he talking about?
Well, a lot of stuff.
Love, your bottle.
He says it there, yeah, yeah.
And number two, Morgan Wallin, waste it on you.
And at number one, my house has become
kind of obsessed with Zach Bryan
To the point where we just listened to his TikToks
And his new album's basically all sad songs
It's not out yet,
but that's all he's putting on TikTok.
And so this is Zach Bryan.
This is a song that's out now,
something in the orange.
To you, I'm just a man to me,
you're all I am where the hell am I supposed to go.
I'm posing myself again.
Something in the orange tells me you'll never coming home.
If you leave today, I'll just stare at the way.
The orange touches all.
things around
the grass trees
and do
how I just hate you
please turn those
headlif's around
I love a sad song
I love a slow song
I love you know
Sappy Kenny
Emo Kenny Chesney
Not Beach Kenny
Nope
I can pass on Beach Kenny
But I love Zach Brian
Because it's all sad stuff
It seems like all the time
His voice is cool too
Yeah it's awesome
He's got a humongous
TikTok following
And again he keeps putting up
him playing all of his new stuff
but it's not out yet, but that's my number one song,
something in the orange.
By the way, honorable mention,
Eric Dodd with Cizan Ramundo and Abby Vacation Part 2.
I get Eric opening my first show,
my comedically inspirational show.
Has he contacted you yet about performing with him?
Yeah, he said, do you want to do a line?
I go, yeah, but if I come,
you probably got to bring Abby too, right?
Oh, the whole thing.
What do you say?
I mean, no, he's definitely down,
but I'm asking Abby, can we do it,
Live.
Turn it up, the right part.
Can you do that live?
Like fireworks shooting right out of Charlie Daniel's O'Phil.
Like Sunnyside up, hickickrinkin' all my make great grits such a dime.
Make a Broadway boy want to whistle.
Can you do that live?
Sure you can.
Do you know the word?
Could you do it?
Hey, turn it down.
Could you do it by yourself right here?
No, no.
Oh, you don't know it.
No, I got to memorize.
You got to do some work.
We got a month.
Okay.
Give me what you got?
I don't know.
But you wrote it.
I know I did.
Did you write that though?
Yeah.
Okay.
But singing is hard.
Memorizing songs is very difficult.
And I think I'm showing that.
What the artists do is very, very impressive.
So I'm doing two shows, August 12th and 13th.
But on the 12th, my comedically inspirational show, Eric Dodd's going to open up.
And I guess Ray and maybe Abby are going to show up and do this song with them.
Okay.
Tickets.
Oh, yeah.
All right. Tickets go on sell Friday if you guys want to get tickets to come to Nashville for it.
All right. So those are my best songs. And honorable mention, we got vacation part two there.
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Amy, tell these guys what happened to you.
So we were out to eat at a Mexican restaurant and we're sitting there just minding our business
and out of nowhere all these employees come over, put a sombrero on my head and start singing,
happy birthday.
Just randomly?
Yeah, but it wasn't my birthday.
They actually realized after the first line their mistake,
and the girl next to me, the table next to us is their birthday.
How funny is that?
You just go with it?
What do you do?
What?
I was so confused.
And then I figured it out.
Did you think that somebody, because sometimes you do the joke where it's like, it's a birthday?
And then they come out and you're like, he, he, he, he, but nobody did that.
The girl next started to be like, wait.
It's my birthday.
What's not doing this for me?
Hey, something else on Amy's flight.
We were talking about, and we've talked about this before.
But on her vacation, they had to fly.
And so the whole question of who gets the armrests when you sit in the three seats, right?
Especially if you're flying southwest.
So what happened?
So my son had a middle seat and he wanted to know, like, hey, who gets the armrest?
And I wasn't sitting on his row, but I knew we talked about it on the show.
And I thought middle seat gets both armrests.
And then the people on the plane didn't agree.
So I googled it and found an article from an etiquette person.
And sure enough, it says when sitting in a plane with three seats,
in the row, middle seat gets both armrests.
But what do you mean the people didn't agree with it?
Well, the person next to him was just like, oh, I had never heard that before, but they were
glad to know it.
They weren't rude about it by any means, but they just had no idea.
I don't think that's right, by the way.
And etiquette isn't a law.
Etiquette's just someone going, I feel this is the proper way.
I think those armrests are first come, first serve.
I don't think anybody owns them.
And if you put your arm on at first, it's yours.
Like as soon as you sit down, just claim it with your elbow?
Yes, and if you come off of it, it's like hands on a Harley, hands on a hard body, whatever that is.
If you come off of it and someone else takes it, it's now theirs.
Interesting.
Because if I sit down and I'm in the window seat and I put my arm on it, you can't sit down in the middle.
I'll be like, eh-uh, I read on Jimmy Smith's site that is mine.
No, I think if you put your arm on it, it's yours.
But when you move it, it's now up for grabs again.
Yeah, I feel pretty strongly about that.
You know, there's a way to share it.
Like, you know, there's part of your elbow.
Yeah, but if you don't know the person, that's a weird chair.
That's true because it's really close.
Yeah, there's some situation sharing is weird.
If you don't know the person, that's one of them.
Or your elbow can go up in the front of it and the other persons can go in the back of it.
You could.
And if someone's elbows on the front, then that back is there for you to take.
Yeah.
As long as you're not touching them.
You can't touch somebody you don't know, though.
It's a general rule.
Don't touch somebody you don't know.
So I'm going to go.
It's first come first serve.
If you sit down there, that's yours.
regardless of where you sit.
Anyone disagree with that?
I think the middle seat is such a bad seat that you have to give the middle.
Then get on earlier.
Exactly.
Check in earlier.
Check in earlier.
You shouldn't be rewarded for being a loser.
Bobby shifted me.
I was like,
oh, middle,
yeah,
that makes sense.
They get both arm rest.
But I'm hearing Bobby talk,
I'm in first come first serve.
Yeah.
You shouldn't be rewarded for being a late loser.
Okay.
Yeah.
She didn't sign up early enough.
That's pretty harsh.
I believe in it.
You got to stand up for.
If you don't stand up for what you believe,
Who are you even?
All right.
Thank you, Amy, for those stories.
On the phone right now is Brent, who lives in Virginia Beach.
Brent, good morning.
What's up, buddy?
Well, I just had a general question for you guys because I know some of you guys have kids and stuff like that.
Me and my wife have a one-and-a-half-year-old son, and her and I have not been able to take that vacation like thing for just her and I to keep our relationship intact a little bit.
So I was kind of wondering, how do you kind of, we have people that we trust to let him go to, to watch him, I'm sorry.
But we were just basically wondering, like, how do you, like, let go of the worryiness so that you guys can just go and relax as a couple.
How many days are you leaving for, Brent?
We just wanted to try to leave for at least a weekend just to kind of, you know, forget about everything for a weekend and just have fun for ourselves.
That's not bad.
If you were going to say seven days, I'd say it's probably too early in the kid's life to leave for a week.
But a weekend sounds good.
Eddie, I'll go to you.
You got a lot of kids.
What do you say to them?
Hey, you just have to rip it off like a band-aid.
Like, just do it.
I know it's going to be hard.
Maybe whoever staying with a kid can FaceTime you, you know, multiple times a day so you can see the kid and all that.
But you just have to do it.
I mean, I think for dads it's a little easier.
My wife, it's tough.
Like, she didn't want to go on vacation for a long time.
How long?
I mean, I would say, like, at least.
Yesterday?
Yeah.
No, she really does have problems still.
like just leaving the kids with someone else.
It's usually her mom, but it's tough.
So you just got to do it.
Hey, Brent, who is it harder for you or your wife?
More harder for my wife, honestly,
because he was actually born with severe hearing loss.
So he actually got cochlear implants when he was 10 months old.
So it's a little hard for him to communicate still here.
He's, you know, going to speech therapy and all that stuff.
But she's constantly worried about him.
And I'm just trying to tell her all the time to just kind of relax, fine.
and we also need to concentrate on us
so that we can keep, you know, everything fine with us
as well as being a father and a mother.
Yeah, I think that's an important step too
to make sure you guys are healthy.
And, again, if it's for a weekend
and it's somebody that you really trust,
I think you just got to go.
It's going to be hard.
And the next time's going to be pretty hard.
The time after that's going to be kind of hard.
It just gets easier as you do it, I would assume.
Brent, appreciate that call.
But Eddie said, rip the Band-Aid off, man.
Just do it.
Oh, Eddie's writing me a note.
Just leave the kid at home and go.
What?
No, I didn't say that.
Oh, you didn't do that?
No.
Oh, yeah.
All right, Bray, good luck.
I agree with you in that.
You guys do need, even if it's a day, time for you guys to go and make sure that you two are having a healthy relationship because that is very important to your son as well.
All right.
Thank you guys.
All right, buddy.
See you later.
It's a good call.
I think a lot of people probably deal with that, huh?
Yes.
It's a common thing.
Here's Amy's Pile of Stories.
So one reason people have dogs is to scare off burglars.
Sometimes people don't even have a dog.
They just put a sign in their window and it works.
Well, it turns out that walking dogs actually deters more burglars than you would think.
So simply the fact of having to walk your dog around the neighborhood is like a neighborhood watch program without it even trying to be.
If a burglar broke in my house, my bulldog would, I don't know, sit on his feet.
They want to be scratched on his head.
I mean, my dogs would not give a crap if a burglar broke in.
But yeah, I could see where a dog would be what you don't want to say.
if you're robbing a house.
And not because they eat you,
but because they make noise more than anything.
All right, what else?
All right, Bobby,
what are your thoughts on gaming being taught in school?
I don't know why it wouldn't be.
I mean, this is an industry
where there are billions of dollars being spent and made,
not only making the games, but playing the games.
So, yeah, I'm all for gaming being in universities.
Why?
Well, a survey was taken,
and more than half of adults think,
yeah, kids need to be learning this skill
because it can teach them a lot,
but also gaming could be a career.
Yeah, it's not about hand-eye coordination anymore,
and it's not Donkey Kong.
I think a lot of, oh, video games.
It's not that anymore.
So if you go, oh, it's just video game.
Okay, it's not Mario Kart, although Mario Kart rocks.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
But it's so much more advanced than that now.
This is playing video games, not making video games?
Both, but all.
You could play, they have scholarships in some schools
to be on a gaming team the same way they do sports.
I mean, I only imagine, like, in the 20s or 30s,
they were like, we're going to have football, a part of the school,
and we're going to give kids free school to play football.
This is all, this just happens.
I'm a big believer in gaming in schools because there's a lot of,
it's an industry.
And why would we not be teaching our young adults if they want to be part of an industry,
how to be in that industry and be better at it,
either by making the games or playing the games.
Long live, Viva La Video Game.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, Viva.
For me too.
Viva la Video Game.
You at your house?
Yes. Oh, my wife here is this.
All right, Amy, that's it?
Yep, I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
There's a point guard for the University of Tennessee basketball team
that his family's house burned down back in February.
Oh, no, what are we going to do?
Well, VALs fans, they got online, set up a GoFundMe,
and they raised $350,000 and bought them a brand new house,
and they just moved in.
They moved all the way from New York to Knoxville so they could be closer to their son.
Oh, that's cool.
I remember talking about this when it happened and they had raised all that money,
so now they're in the house.
They're in the house.
They moved in all because fans came together and donated $5, $10, $15, boom.
I'm sure the NCAA will find some way to penalize a program in some way here.
Yeah, that's a really great story.
I also didn't know they were from New York and now are moving to Knoxville because that's where the house is.
Yes.
So they moved across the country.
Well, shout out ball fans.
I mean, only second to Razorback fans, am all right?
Sure.
Yeah, thank you.
There you.
All right, that's what's up.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Thank you guys for being here.
Here is Jennifer from Chicago.
I have a corny for Amy.
Why does it take longer to go from second base to third base than it's a third base than it's
to go from first base to second because there's a short stop in the middle.
Love the show.
Yeah, it's a tough one.
You got to like follow it in your head, short stop.
All right.
I guess.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Amy's morning corny.
The morning corny.
Why is Billy Joel's laundry still wet?
Why is one of those dated ones?
Our young listeners are not going to get.
Why is Billy Joel's laundry still wet?
He didn't start the dryer.
That's funny, though.
That was the morning corny.
You funny thing about Billy Joel.
Caitlin and I were just talking about him the other day.
She's like, I have no idea what he looks like.
And so we play this game where I will take four pictures of different people and go,
is this Billy Joel?
And she has to pick one of them.
And we got to the real Billy Joel.
And she's like, well, no chance that's him.
Why?
Because he's just...
He looks different.
He's just old and...
I don't know.
He doesn't look like a rock star.
And so, but yeah, she didn't really know Billy Joel.
But for those that are wondering,
Billy Joel has this song,
We didn't start the fire.
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
Everybody come along.
Come a sucker like a ball.
That one where they do all the words there.
Yeah.
All right, good joke, Amy.
All right, there you go.
Coming up, we'll get into the mailbag.
Is it a cheating husband or a friendly guy?
That's the question.
Cheating husband or friendly guy.
All right, write your answers down, so nobody cheats.
Give you five of these.
I'll give you two country artists, you tell me,
according to the internet, which doesn't know anything.
Or do they?
Or do they?
Who has a higher net worth?
Okay, so who's the richest of the country stars?
Ready?
Garth Brooks or George Strait?
In.
Wow.
I have their estimated net worth here.
everybody good
Amy
Garth
Lunch
I went Garth
Eddie
Go with a goat
He's still touring
Garth Brooks
A lot
George Strait's worth
300 million dollars
Wow
That's crazy
Garth Brooks is worth
Almost a half a billion
Oh
All right
Jason Aldein
Or Blake Shelton
Oh yikes
Who has more money
Jason Aldine or Blake Shelton.
What I'm picturing right now is Aldine driving on the road, listen to this?
Going, what's he going to say?
Yeah, I'm looking at that bowling alley in his house and I'm like, man, I know who's got it.
Amy.
Okay, I'm going Blake, but that's because he has things like the voice.
Lunchbox?
I went Blake just could TV money.
Eddie?
Blake, TV money.
Yeah, 100 million Blake, 80 million.
Aldean.
Poor Al Dean.
I mean, I don't know how accurate that is.
If that's true, though, Luke's worth double Aline.
So does that mean Al Dean could not work for the rest of his life and be fine?
80 million, you think that's good?
Yeah, that's good.
He doesn't have to work and neither do his kids.
Okay.
But he can blow that if you wanted to.
Yep, he could.
Like for sure.
He definitely could.
Like MC Hammer.
But he could live a great life with lots of houses and cars and also invest and be just fine the rest of his life and his kids' lives and probably his grandkids' lives.
Okay, because you always tell me, oh, you know, you can't retire on a certain amount of money,
so I didn't know if 80 million...
No, we don't say you can't retire on a certain amount of money.
We say you, if you get a million dollars, first of all, it gets cut in half by taxes,
and then you can't buy an island, and then a house, and then a Lamborghini.
Okay.
That's what we say.
Right, next up, Toby Keith or Shania Twain.
Ooh.
This is crazy.
I mean, I just hear Toby talking about how much he makes him work.
Yeah?
I mean, listen, they're both really rich.
They're both richer than George Strait.
What?
Because Toby Keith owns a part of Taylor Swift, and he was on the part of that label whenever she was...
Okay.
But Shania is also massive internationally.
Oh, is that where she gets money?
Because I wonder where Shania gets money.
They're very close, by the way. This is a very close one.
Amy.
I don't know. I'm going, Toby.
Lunchbox.
I went Toby because I can't figure out where Shania makes money.
Eddie.
Investments.
Give me Toby.
Toby Keith makes $365 million.
It has $365 million.
Oh my God.
Shania has $400 million.
Oh.
Okay.
I feel like a woman.
How?
Someone explaining me where...
I mean, she has massive songs that she wrote.
Right.
That are international hits.
Okay.
Touring 501K.
I don't know.
I'm just saying she had songs like...
I don't know where people's money come from.
I really don't. I have no idea.
You're all tied, though. Let's do another one.
Alan Jackson or Carrie Underwood.
Ooh, bang.
That's a good one.
Bang.
I'm in.
Let's go.
Lunchbox.
Alan Jackson.
Eddie?
I'm going to go Carrie Underwood.
Alan Jackson had to sell his mansion the other day.
He had to?
Yeah, I saw it on some article.
Or he did.
Maybe.
Hey, it screamed to me.
Hard times.
Oh, right.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Amy?
Carrie Underwood.
They're separated by $10 million, according to the internet.
Oh, wow.
Carry Underwood at $140 million.
That's a lot of money.
Boom, $150 million.
Alan Jackson at $150 million.
Yeah!
Okay, maybe you didn't need the cash.
Yeah, I don't think he is.
Maybe just wanted to sell it.
Let's do one more here, because we only have one more to do.
The Kenny Rogers estate.
Oh, boy.
Or the Johnny Cash estate.
And.
Oh, man.
What does?
Which is valued higher.
The Kenny Rogers estate, RIP, or the Johnny Cash estate, RIP.
Yeah.
Man.
Why are you grunting?
There's a tough one.
I mean, I don't know.
Just pick one.
I did.
I wrote one down, you fool.
Everybody in?
Yeah.
Amy.
Johnny Cash.
Lunchbox.
Listen, there's only one museum you can go to it.
It's the Johnny Cash Museum, so it has to be him.
So I'm going to tell you right now that, and don't make a reaction, Eddie, at all.
It is not the Johnny Cash estate.
Kenny Rogers at $250 million.
Johnny Cash at $60 million.
Excuse me?
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Excuse you.
Okay.
Like, I understand Kenny Rogers did Islands in the Streams, but he didn't have a, he doesn't have a museum.
Like, you, $25?
I don't know they does. He might somewhere.
Johnny Cash, you got to go down here.
He's $25 a head. That's straight going to the family.
Right?
Eddie, if you got Kenny Rogers, if you wrote it, you will go to tie breaker with lunchbox.
If you didn't, lunchbox wins.
And he gets to be king of country music money.
Eddie, really?
Yeah, what is your answer?
Let me tell you what I wrote down, bones.
I said, thanks to the hipsters, Johnny Cash.
But I got it wrong, so he's the key.
Yeah.
I have no money.
You do know money.
Yeah.
You don't have money.
But I know money.
Hey, who's got more money, lunchbox?
Kid Rock or Keith Urban?
Oh, Kid Rock.
He's super rich.
So is Keith Urban.
I mean, super rich.
Yeah, but Kid Rock is, yeah, a cowboy.
Oh, because he has a bar.
Yep, that's a bar.
And 25 bucks ahead on Saturday nights.
$4 a drink.
I mean, on a Thursday.
Keith Urban, $75 million.
Kid Rock, $150 million.
Boom.
I'm going back.
All right.
Play a song.
He's a big winner.
Yeah.
All I do is we're, we, we don't matter what.
How much I make?
You don't make any money.
No, yeah.
And they stay there.
And they stay there.
All right, lunchbox, big winner.
Nice job.
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Hey, everyone, it's Cal Penn.
I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and I Heart Audio Book Club.
This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter,
The narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary,
massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science.
And what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth?
I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat
and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections.
And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent?
And I really thought about it.
I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust,
the author and the listener.
have in telling this story if I don't go through it.
There's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me, and I left it on the
mic.
That's great.
Because it served the story.
People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end.
It's like, yeah, dude, me too.
Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Book Club on the IHeart Radio app or wherever
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On the Bobby Bone Show now.
Ryan Heard.
One of the biggest awards maybe you've ever gotten, and I say that humbly, is I
you one of my top five songs this summer with Pass It On, Ryan Hurd.
Look at this. Look at this.
Wow.
Wow. Yes. Thank you.
That is actually, that's pretty high on the list of, because, you know, I've been nominated for a lot of things.
Well, you won this number, well, number three.
But I'm claiming this as a victory.
Number three, right, Mike?
Because I had Zach Bryan at number one.
Who did I have it to?
I already forgot since like last hour.
And number two, I had Morgan Wallin.
Third place still gets a metal.
Third place.
This jam right here.
Pass it on.
Yes.
Let's listen to it here.
Pass it on.
Pass it on to someone else.
I told Eddie, because we were talking about music,
I love Pass It On so much for a few reasons.
One, it just makes you feel happy.
And that's what a summer song is to me.
It's nothing other than, and it could be slow or fast or mid or whatever.
But this song just makes you feel good.
It's unabashedly positive.
Yeah.
And it makes you smile.
And I love singing it in my set, and it's starting to catch on.
Like, usually when you sing your new single,
the first...
That's when I get a beer and I don't even drink.
The first couple months are like
everybody's just kind of staring at you.
Like, what is this?
But now that people have heard it quite a bit,
it's so fun to do live.
And thank you very much.
That's a huge compliment.
I appreciate it.
I have three questions for Ryan before he leaves here
because he came in just for me to tell him that.
How about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He stopped by just to hear that.
The three questions for Ryan here,
number one.
The most famous person you've met
that you were star-struck by.
The last time I got star-struck was Frank Thomas last summer.
That's cool. White Sox's first baseman for everybody out there. Also, ED pills.
Yeah, he does commercials for him. I'd seen him.
So we've met a lot of people in music, and that's very cool. I met Willie Nelson, and that
I didn't really know what to say there. That's my favorite. Frank Thomas is awesome. I want to know
that story. Frank Thomas, so I was born in Chicago. I was my favorite baseball player growing up,
and he walked by, and I could have said hi, and they said, hey, say hi to Frank. And I just blanked.
Oh, you didn't say anything? I froze. No, I froze. He walked by.
So you didn't really meet him then.
I'm like 6-3.
I could have, and he walked by.
But he didn't.
I look up at this guy.
He's 6-3.
He's a massive human, and I'm looking up at him, and he looks down at me.
We make eye contact in passing, and my mouth's just kind of like open.
How tall you think he is?
65, 6-6.6.
He's massive.
But also, he's just like a gigantic guy.
He's just one of the smoothest baseball swings in the history of the game.
I have his jersey signed at my house.
That's what you should have led with.
I should have.
Yeah.
Have your jersey and your pills.
It's the only one I've ever bought.
I love getting like, I mean, you do that same, a similar thing, but like, I love getting
jerseys and then like figuring out how to get them signed, and that's the only one I ever
bought.
I'm just like, I'm just going to buy it because I want it.
First instrument you learned to play.
Question two.
Piano.
My mom made us take piano lessons, and I'm really glad she did.
She was obsessed with making us, making sure we learned how to read music, which is cool,
because I used that, I've never used that as an adult.
So, thanks mom.
But it was, I mean, it was, I, she was always really supportive of us, me especially,
and making sure that I had all the instruments I needed.
So the next one was guitar, and she got really excited when I got my first, like, really
nice acoustic guitar.
At the time, it was, we still have it.
But, yeah, my mom made us take piano lessons.
And now I play a little piano in my set, so that's fun.
That's probably surprising for people, too.
That's cool.
Yeah, last question for Ryan Hurd, if you had to live with one, we'll call it a CD.
So we're talking back when CDs were the thing.
One full CD in your CD player and it never comes out and you're always listening to it.
What is it?
Jimmy Eat World Futures.
It's a good one.
Because that was the last CD that didn't come out.
It's still stuck in there.
It's in a Taurus.
It's still a changer.
I had a 98 Ford Explorer that I took to college and lasted like two semesters before it croaked.
but that's the one.
It was Jimmy Eat World Future.
Does it have the middle in it at least?
No, that was the album before.
I don't know if I could do that.
Features is a better album, but it didn't have that hit on it.
Also, Dave Matthews band Live in Central Park, the two-disc.
Two-disc, one song.
That's how long.
I put that album up against any album.
I love that album so much.
I like live albums, too, because it's almost the greatest hits without cheating.
Like Nirvana Unplugged in New York's on my favorite ever.
Yeah.
So that's all the questions I have for you.
got to go. See you later. There he is. Ryan Hurd, everybody. Hey, let me talk to Mike in North
Carolina who was on the phone. Hey, Mike, what's going on, buddy? Hey, good morning, everybody.
Morning. Hey, man, I just want to get your thoughts on the Hank Jr. interview you did there.
I've seen it over on YouTube, and he seemed like he was a little rough edge with you. He was. I was
warm before he came in. They're like, hey, Hank Jr., not that nice a guy. And I was like, you know what?
He's been famous for a long time.
He's old.
He deserves if he wants to come in to be cranky.
You know, I just feel like it's cranky.
Yeah.
And I hope I'm cranky like that when I get old.
And so, I'm kind of cranky like that now.
Yeah, it's a rough one in that.
I didn't quite know what to expect.
But I think what happened was he wanted to smoke in the building in the green room.
And we were like, you can't smoke inside.
Get a cigar.
Yeah.
Yeah, smoke a cigar.
And I think that set him off.
Because I guess he's just allowed to smoke wherever.
If I were him, I just would have done it and then ask for forgiveness or we probably wouldn't have said anything to him.
What would you have done if he lit up a cigar in here?
Like, obviously you'd have to let him?
Yeah.
I think you're just like, well, that's weird.
But you don't ask.
It's like me with all the executives of this company.
I don't ask for crap.
I get in trouble some.
And sometimes they're like, I don't know what to do with him.
Or it just shocks him that we're doing something.
So, but he asked.
And of course you have to say no.
and then I think he was just trying to get back in smoke, his cigar.
And so he came in and I also at this stage in my career, I'm not really afraid of anybody anymore.
And I thought it was kind of fun.
He was trying to leave and he was kind of being a butt.
But I was like, this is fun.
Let's be a butt together.
And so I was like, no, sit down.
Sit down.
And, you know, overall I thought it was a pretty compelling interview.
I don't like him any less.
And he's probably, what is he 70?
Heck yeah, man.
When I'm 70, I want to be rushing to get out and play golf and smoke.
cigars too. That's awesome. Yeah. And then, you know, I tell you, I got a couple
messages from some artists that listen to the show daily. Big, like, I would say,
one entertainer of the year-esque artist and one, and they were both like, yeah, he's tough.
You don't really want to, like he's a tough one to be around. They know what's up.
Yeah, he's 73. Good for him. You know what? He's made it this far. He's almost died.
Guy wants smoke a cigar, party on Wayne, party on Garth.
Thunderhorn Hawkins. You know what? It's weird too when somebody
comes in doesn't want to play like a little bit of one of their hits and they want to go under an
assume name.
I'm like, wait, Thunderhead Hawkins.
But overall, it was great, man.
I loved it.
Me too.
As long as the audience is entertained by it, even if it's awkward, even if it gets sad or
happy, or if there's an emotion that comes from it, I'm all for it.
And so I really enjoyed the Hank Williams Jr. interview.
I was asked about it yesterday in an interview.
And I'm like, this, people care about this?
You know, when he came in, he went straight to Mike.
He said, how you doing, man?
You're my favorite person right now.
I love you.
And I go, why do you love him?
And he said, he's the sound man.
Of course, you love the sound man.
He's going to make me sound great.
Yeah.
Then he sat down and played.
And I like that because he went to Mike.
He was just the guy in the corner.
And it's like, hey, you're my guy.
So, yes.
Awkward, yes.
Awesome.
Yes.
I loved it.
Yes.
Mike, I appreciate that.
What were your thoughts after you watched it?
No, man.
I mean, you know, like you said, he's,
He was an old-timer and definitely paid his dues,
and I think he was ready to get on out of that.
Yeah, he was.
I had to beg him to stay.
Hey, Mike, I appreciate you calling.
I know it's a little bit out of your morning to pick up the phone and call us,
but thank you very much for calling and thanks for listening.
I appreciate you.
All right, buddy.
All right, let's go over and do the big stories.
Bobby's Big.
Stories.
Well, let's talk about when you eat dip.
I guess my favorite dip
Is queso considered a dip?
Yeah, that's a dip.
Man, that's the number.
If I were doing my Mount Rushmore dips,
Koso,
and I was at a Mexican restaurant recently,
and they said,
do you want white cheese or yellow cheese
at the Koso?
And I said,
I want the most hillbilly.
Make it as yellow as possible.
Yeah, I said, I'm from Arkansas.
We don't call it Koso.
We call it cheese dip.
It's just Velvita.
Yeah, basically.
Melted Velvita.
Basically. So I'm going,
Koso, probably as I've gotten older,
I'm going to put guacamole up there.
That's a good.
There you go.
Yeah, wacamole.
I'm going to put even a salsa probably.
My gosh.
Only if there's water at the table.
Sometimes you'll go to a Mexican restaurant and they'll give you salsa and it's hot, but there's no water there.
And there's chips and salsa, and you've got to make that decision.
Am I going in now with no water?
Or am I going to wait?
I'm going to hold off on salsa quite yet.
I'm going to go, queso, wacamole dip.
I'm going to go.
I have to go salsa mostly because I can't think of a third.
Dude, three Mexican days.
That's great.
Yeah, they're really got the corner in the dip game.
Hey, what about bean dip?
No, no.
Oh, bean dip.
Oh, disgusting.
I thought so, too.
Disgusting.
I thought you're going to bean dip three.
You don't like the bean dip?
I know, I have to sleep in the same bed with my wife after that.
I don't think about that.
I don't even like bean dip.
What, name another dip, though.
A ranch dip.
Oh, okay, I get that that kind of.
Like buffalo wings?
You dip your wings in ranch?
Okay, like a meat dip.
I'm thinking all chips.
Yeah, dude.
Any kind of dip.
Okay, I'm going, is honey mustard a dip?
Sure.
No, not really dip.
No, I guess it is because like you go to the fast food restaurants and you're nuggets.
Nuggets.
Nuggets and you say whatever we go.
I'm also taking off salsa and I'm putting on blue cheese.
And those are my four dips.
Put salsa back on.
See tomorrow, everybody.
Blue cheese?
Yeah.
Yeah, blue cheese from my wings.
More than six and ten Americans are not ashamed of eating dip with a spoon straight from the container without a chip.
Oh, that's weird.
That's same.
Very strange.
Same.
most do it to avoid major calories, but still want the dip experience.
I don't do that.
I don't go full dip.
It's like having ketchup or mustard.
I don't just squirt on a spoon and eat it.
And although that's not a dip, that's still a side thing.
But that's weird.
Anybody do that?
No, no.
That's from study finds.org.
What could be more refreshing on a hot day than a refreshing sonic slush?
By the way, this is not a commercial.
This actually is soon.
You'll be able to pull in a son and get a spiked.
Sonic slush.
Let's go.
Stop.
The chain is set to roll out.
Alcoholic cherry lime made,
blue raspberry,
and watermelon flavors.
The drinks will be 6% alcohol
about the same as an IPA beer
and will be available
later this fall.
The boozy beverages won't be available
in the drive-thru.
So maybe it's this.
And this is not a commercial,
so I don't have all the details.
When you pull in, you can sit.
Maybe they give it to you
where they will bring it out to you,
but not the actual drive-thru.
Oh, you're right.
There is.
You're right.
There's some Sonics,
drive-through. And what I've learned in the past year or so is that Sonic, there's a cool side and a
lame side. What's the difference? Well, the difference is, look and see where the cool people are.
Look and see where the lame people are. Okay. Mostly, the cool side is around the
entrance is the front side. That's kind of the lame side for the most part. On the back side is the
cool side. Oh, I've been sitting in the lame side the whole time. Yeah, I've lived lame.
Yeah. Because I just go in. Live laugh lame. That's my, that's what I say. I got a whole thing in
my house, live, laugh, lame. Next up, a study says to avoid burnout, take regular by monthly
vacations. Well, I've done my own study to say, everybody ain't rich. Yeah, how do you do that?
That's crazy to go on vacation every two months. And what they say to is it can be, you know,
a day or two, but still, how are you doing that? No, that's a lot. That is a lot. A study shows that
getting away regularly from your job is the best way to have a long career and avoid the dreaded
burnout. Experts say vacations can be a good way to relieve stress and put small job
problems into perspective, four weeks vacation a year at minimum, spread out in quarter,
seemed to provide the greatest benefit of those studied. I don't think everybody gets four weeks
vacation in life. Two on average, I would think. Yeah. I mean, at this point, every time I negotiate
my contract, I think I have like three years vacation a year. Well, then you can do this. I'm like,
you know what, this year on my contract, I need three years vacation. But you never take them. No,
never. I never take all my days. That's from studyfines.org. You can live in an old high school gym for
$29,000. You can buy it. It's a half basketball.
court half house. Actually went through and looked at it last night in the Zillow. And so it's 11,000
square foot, single family residence. It's in Indiana in a town called Wilkinson. It's on the market.
And it doesn't look much like a house. Looks like an old gym. But inside, it's a half house.
The kitchen bedrooms, the whole thing. And there's also an old basketball court from back in the
day. That's really cool. It was built in 1950, but I bet you the court was the last time it was done in
like the late 70s, early 80s. But you can play basketball.
there. So it's 3.6
acre home and
the home is a gym and the guys like we've
had so many people call and ask questions about it.
If I were single
totally.
And live there in that area
probably. Because there's nowhere
or why let us get the house. Yeah,
no chance now. Two cops in Arizona are in trouble
after they went undercover. When they went under cover
they went to expose massage parlors for
offering sexual favors. And in doing
this, they accepted sexual favors at least eight
different times. Okay. Well, you have to have the evidence. They're doing a job, right? Exactly. You send
them in to do something. You can't say, oh, whoa, whoa, wait, we got to stop because I'm collecting
evidence. You want to see if they'll go through with it. Yes. And you want to double check and then
quadru... What's eight? You want to auto check it. Yeah, they say check your work. Three teens are
arrested after setting off fireworks in a movie theater. And then evading arrest in a stolen car.
Three teens were arrested Saturday night for allegedly setting off fireworks inside a movie theater.
That's messed up. That is messed up. You don't do that. You know, if you want to do something
like that, go do the minions thing where you dress up. Right.
Gentle Minion, and then every time they come on stage, screen.
Yeah, that's fine.
Or come on the screen.
Yeah, on the screen.
But no, they set off fireworks and then they ran away in a stolen car.
Like, somebody could have died.
The kids could have died.
They could have crashed into somebody.
Like, you did the fireworks.
You're in trouble.
The end, they caught you.
Don't run away because then you're putting other people's lives in jeopardy.
And then don't steal a car because that just made it much worse.
Well, that's, you know what?
I don't even care about stealing the car.
If they were doing it of their own car, that's still endangering people's lives.
driving fast.
The cops' lives,
their lives,
and other people on the road.
Yeah, you're right.
They just do the fireworks.
You're like idiot teenagers.
They steal the car and don't run.
You're like idiot teenagers.
They stole the car?
Wow.
But the running,
people could have really got in trouble.
But they found a gun in the...
It's a whole thing.
Wow. That's from WKRN.
The driver was quickly apprehended
and was found to be in possession
of a loaded handgun.
You would think somebody as hardcore
is having a handgun
wouldn't do a prank like shooting fireworks.
in a theater. I think they'd be like hold up a store or something, like for their kicks.
A bank robber poses as security guard and tricks a staff and handing over $175,000.
That's good. That's good? I mean, that's creative. No, no, no, no. This is creative. No one's
hurt. He didn't threaten anybody. This is a smart tactical move. A man posing as a security guard
and dressed in uniform helmet and visor walked right into a bank and showed a fake ID. The suspect
was unable to walk right out with six boxes of cash containing about 30,000 bucks each.
leaving bank staff to realize something had gone horribly wrong when he didn't come back to sign the money transfer.
Staff then called security to ask about the money pickup.
To be told, there was no pickup scheduled.
He got away with all the money.
Police have confirmed that no arrests have been made.
Wow.
That last line, no arrests had been made.
He may have gotten free.
The reason I don't agree with lunchbox is he may have had a gun on him and had it gone sideways,
he may have pulled the gun and somebody could have got shot.
So that's why I don't go, wow, smart.
Because I'm sure he had a plan that if it had gone sideways, he was also going.
to go sideways. Right. But you can't assign narratives. Nothing happened. These guys didn't know.
They were like, oh, this is a smooth transfer. He went out to his little car, put it in the back seat,
and now he's just living the life. And guys, don't you think like this is an inside job?
He has knowledge of how it all works. Well, you can just walk in and look at the security guy.
You can sit there. Yeah, but he almost knew the protocol. Yes. The answer is yes, though. I'm going to say yes.
Absolutely. I do think he knew something. But I'm saying you could probably go to the bank a bunch and
watch how it works or follow the truck.
You say inside bank or inside the company,
the security company. No bank.
Oh, I was thinking maybe company.
Security company.
To know where they walk.
To have the uniform? To know what to say.
Dang.
That's like everyone knows who it is.
I mean, does he get caught eventually then?
Yes.
Yeah, probably.
Because the way you said it sounded like, dude.
One of his buddies's probably telling her.
All right, there you go. That's the news.
Those were Bobby's big.
Stories.
I think before I say anything about this story, and before I give you any context at all, I just want to play the clip.
It's about 50 seconds long.
It is an upstate New York news anchor, and the question is, is she exhausted or is she drunk?
Here we go.
Good afternoon.
Like, I was telling you this morning, if you watched this morning, starting at 6 a.m., 7 a.m., I told you, you know what, today, what a beautiful day outside.
It is just amazing.
And so moving on tonight is we have to tell you also, you know, like other news that's happening in the area and across the, you know, the area in the nation.
A four, let me tell you about this.
A four-year-old girl is actually dead.
Another man is clinging to life.
And we are just lucky.
This weekend, right year is so amazing.
Meteorologist Craig Adams was right here with your, I'm sorry, Craig Adams.
Why did I say that?
And of course, just like me, meteorologist Craig Gold is working a double shift.
The New York Mets back in action in New York Series against her National League rival Miami Marlins.
You know how much we love the, you know, the Mets and the Yankees and all this, and we're keeping you up to date.
So that's her throughout the morning strung together, right?
So it's 55 seconds or so of all the things she was saying.
Now, just from that, Eddie, do you think she's drunk or exhausted?
Now, she mentioned the double shift.
I know. And it's a weekend anchor.
As an excuse, I think she was drinking during the double ship because she sounds drunk.
So you worked in news a long time.
Uh-huh. I worked for like over 10 years.
Would the anchors, reporters ever?
I will say that sometimes you'd go on a little dinner break and you'd grab a drink.
Like, it wasn't very often, but there would be sometimes where you just go and like, hey, let's just get a beer.
All right, cool. And then we'd go back on air.
Would you ever see him go on the air and be like, hey?
Not like that.
No, because you have a director there that'd be like, oh, are they drunk?
Like, done.
Go to commercial.
stop this. Lunchbox, what do you think?
She is absolutely drunk.
When you're tired,
she's slurring.
I have been tired and I don't.
And if you look at the video,
her hair is all whacked out.
And her head's sideways.
I mean, she is hammered.
About to fall asleep.
And she called the meteorologist the wrong name.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Come on. She's hammered.
Hey, Ray, will you play like the first 15 seconds again?
Good afternoon.
Like, I was telling you this morning.
If you watched this this morning, starting at 6 a.m., 7 a.m., I told you, you know what, today, what a beautiful day outside.
It is just amazing.
The fact that she's like, like?
Uh-huh.
Like.
Not remembering names.
So let me read you this story, and then I will give you my opinion on this.
An upstate New York news anchor has been suspended from her job after she was accused of appearing on air drunk.
Heather Covar, the weekend morning anchor for WRGB, CBS6 News, was borderline incoherent, and slender.
alerted her words on camera, looked disheveled, and it was all during Saturday morning's report.
Cobar, who claims she was sleep deprived after starting work at 6 a.m., also got the weatherman's name wrong,
and gave a rambling roundup that viewers complained made no sense.
And then they quote a lot of the things that she said there.
At one point during the broadcast during a segment about a heat wave, she said,
these areas are reaching such areas.
You know, I say stuff like that, and I'm not drunk.
But you don't sound like that.
And also I do have to do this for five hours.
I think I just get tired.
But she also referred to her meteorologist
who's Craig Gold is Craig Adams,
which you heard there from Daily Mail.
My thought is she's...
I want to give her the benefit of the doubt
that maybe she's exhausted
or if she's not well
and she doesn't take some sort of medication
because that can do that without it being drinking.
Sure.
Like if she has to take something...
Maybe like low blood sugar.
It could be any of that.
But if you're having...
If you're not sleeping and you're taking a medication,
that could happen to you.
And so I want to give her the benefit of the doubt
and think that she didn't get drunk
and just hop on air.
The factors of it being a weekend
that weighs in pretty heavily.
You know who's not there on the weekends?
The bosses.
Yeah.
You know when the bars are really hopping
and people are doing the most partying on the weekends.
So that's a thing in the double shift.
Too drunk?
I'm going to go with.
No, she's exhausted and there's something else happening that makes her sound like that's not just exhaustion
But it could be some sort of medication that maybe she doesn't want to share because it's not our business
So did they suspend her without testing her anything or did do they know if she was I don't know that you can test
Yeah, I don't think you can test out of her. Oh yeah, I think it's like drugs
You know where you can test up to I don't think there's a guy I worked with and he wrote the elevator with the boss boss and
Then he had it went to go get
a breathalizer and then got fired that day.
But that was in the moment.
But you can test if there's alcohol on somebody's system, but you can't test, I don't think
if she was, like how drunk she was.
Right, because she could say, oh, I had alcohol after the word.
Are you drunk?
You've been drinking?
What's going on with you?
We'd give him a raise, though.
We'd be like, nice job, buddy.
You're killing it today.
That was awesome.
Yeah.
So I feel bad for her if it was something other than being plastered.
I just can't imagine somebody would go on the air plastered after doing it as a
career for a long time. So I want to give her
the benefit of the doubt. So two, one,
no, you guys say drunk.
I say not. Yeah, because when she says, let me
tell you, because when you're drunk, that is your life.
Let me tell you about this. And you try to explain it by
starting with, let me tell you. And she does that.
And I'm like, that is a tell tell tell sign.
She's drunk.
Okay, but she could just be.
Eddie, tell me when you're trying to describe something.
I know, I get it. Let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
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Hey, everyone.
It's Cal Penn.
I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and I Heart Audio Book Club.
This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's
audiobook Project Hail Mary, massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science.
And what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth?
I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat
and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections.
And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent?
And I really thought about it.
I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it.
But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me.
And I left it on the mic.
That's great.
Because it served the story.
People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end.
It's like, yeah, dude, me too.
Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Book Club on the IHart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Over on the phones, Gretchen is standing by.
Gretchen really appreciate you calling us.
What would you like to say?
So I work as a home health aid, and my shifts, I've worked everything from an eight-hour shift all the way up to a 24-hour shift.
Never, ever, ever in my career working as a home health aide, have I, have I.
ever sounded like that news anchor.
I agree.
Just off exhaustion, and I can tell you guys from experience,
there have been 24, 36 hours at a time that I haven't slept and had to do two shows.
And I may be a little off mentally, but I don't sound like that.
But my point was, it could be a medication.
If you're tired and you're taking something, it affects you in all different ways.
My only point was I don't think we should go drunk.
It could be something deep.
Now, we may find out and be like, yeah, drunk, but I am not going to do that because at times
people have said things about me, which wasn't true because they didn't know what was really
happening.
You're right.
So you're right, Gretchen.
I don't think that's just exhaustion, because I've been exhausted.
She sounds drunk.
Sounds like something else has happened, whatever it is, something has come into her system
and affected her in a way.
She better not have been drinking in public because there's always cameras.
Someone is going to come out with a camera and picture, and there she's going to be drinking at a bar,
doing body shots.
Body shots.
That'd be funny.
And again, you can test somebody and see if they've had, if they've been drinking.
But it's going to be tough to 30 days, you know, or 30 hours later, know exactly how much.
But I appreciate that call, Gretchen.
I hope you have an awesome morning.
Well, you too.
All right.
See you later.
Here's the deal on August 12th and 13th.
I guess a month from today.
I'm doing my final two shows of my comedically inspirational.
It's not really a tour because they're all in Nashville.
So you have a month, make your plans, come to Nashville.
It's motivational.
It's comedy.
Eddie and I, The Raging Idiots, do a little set in the middle as well.
That's funny.
So we would love for you to come.
All you have to do on Friday, you can get your tickets at bobbybones.com.
So Bobbybones.com, about 10 a.m. Central time.
Get your tickets.
Make your plans to come to Nashville.
Friday, they go on sell.
All right, appreciate you guys.
Coming back in a second, I got a couple things I want to run by you.
One, what this guy found under his house.
And if you found it, would you keep it?
Okay.
That's the question.
And then number two, what vehicle do you automatically assume is being driven by what they quote an A-hole?
What vehicle?
If you see the car, you're like, well, that's just by the car and you just know inside of it.
That's what it is.
I got it.
All right.
That's quick.
I already know what's up.
All right, we'll do that next.
So they find about a thousand bucks buried under their home.
So that's what this story is going to get us to.
A New Jersey couple made a surprise when renovating their house.
and they wanted to raise the home up about four feet and put in a new foundation.
And so when doing that, they got into the cross space and found a thousand bucks.
So if you found a thousand bucks, what would you think?
Not what would you do yet, but what would you think?
Lunchbox?
I would think it was there when the owners built the house and that was their life savings.
And it's probably 100 years old.
So, yeah, it's just got stuck down there and people forgot about it.
Yeah, I wouldn't think it's like cartel drug money because it's not $400,000.
Right, right.
And now I would be worried about being murdered if I kept that money.
You know, let's flip it.
Let's say you find half a million bucks under your house.
What do you do?
I'll tell you what you do.
You take that money.
You sell that house.
Never saw that money, man.
Sorry.
Why do you talk like that, though?
Why did you say...
He threw a man in there.
I'm talking to the cartel, man.
I didn't see it.
They don't care.
I just sold the house, man.
The new homeowners, that's...
something you got to take up with them.
I don't. Yeah, but I'd keep it for sure.
100%.
They would see that he's living a different life.
Like, you can sell the house, but he'd be
buying Lambos with it. They'd be like, no, you got the
money. That'd be tough. I don't, I think I'd probably
just move and leave the money.
That's crazy. I would be afraid. Would you leave a little note for the
new homeowners? Hey, you might want to check under the house.
There was half a million dollars for you.
I mean, I'm just asking. I think I would
just do nothing. I would leave the money
and I would move because I would feel like there's some real
the various stuff that was going on, and I don't want to be involved in it.
Or just leave a treasure map on the table that has an X-Mart?
I ain't messing with it in any way whatsoever.
So the $1,000, the bills were from 1934.
The money was that the guy found.
So what he thinks is, again, it was illegal money, but it was probably something from like the prohibition.
They were doing something illegal, but it wasn't like cartel drug money.
So he says he's not going to spend it.
That's only $1,000.
In 1934, what's people going to do?
What do you do?
What do you mean?
What's he going to do then? Is he just going to keep it?
Just look at it?
Yeah, I didn't say.
He figured the $1,000 was raised illegally,
and that's why I was stashed.
The bills were from 1934, so he's not going to be spending them.
That's so dumb.
Unless that money won't spend because it's old,
I would spend that again.
Unless those dollar bills are worth something because they're old,
I'd sell them to a collector.
Yeah, Grandpa's not going to come shoot you up
because you got his money from way back in the day.
Hey, sonny.
Yeah, they're really old.
I mean, it's old old school.
Maybe the money is worth even more.
because it's so old.
Yeah, and even with that old money,
I would think that whoever owned it is probably no longer with us.
Top three songs in country music right now at number three.
Tim McGrath, 7500, OBO.
Scotty McCreary at number two.
Damn straight.
I'm a big fan of his new one, though, dang straight.
The new new one.
Yeah, the new new one.
I'm more fan of dang straight, but okay.
And then your number one song in country music again is Morgan Wallen,
wasted on you.
Your number one pop song is from Lizzo about dang time.
I'm not with all the bad words now.
Everybody's so cool throwing their bad words in their songs.
Okay, okay.
What vehicle do you automatically assume if you see it is being driven by an A-hole?
Eddie.
Camaro.
100%.
But do you see Camaros at all?
Yeah.
I don't think they make Camaros anymore.
They don't.
Well, then whoever bought the old Camero and still driving it is an A-hole.
See, I guess I think whomever's.
driving it is like someone that just
can't remove themselves from
the 80s, more than an A-hole.
Okay. But I see your
point. Maybe in 80s and
90s, you'd be like, oh, okay, there's
a, there's a camera and
Camaro right there. I will tell you, I was in between a
Camero and a Mustang.
Mustang's interesting. Same kind of style. Come on, Mustang
is cool. That's interesting. What's that style to you? Why do you say that?
Just fast. It's like,
I don't want to say low budget, but it's not a Lambo, obviously, but it's
a fast car that kind of looks like it could be
worth a lot of money, but it's not that, that expensive.
I wish I knew about cars because there were a couple times.
Mike and I saw a Bentley.
We were freaked out.
Mike D. and I were like, wow, wow.
We're like, pull up beside it.
Or in my neighborhood.
Oh, and then what was it, Mike?
Hyundai Genesis.
Oh, they do look like Benzys.
Yeah, we know nothing about cars.
And shout out Hyundai because your cars look like Bentley's and they're awesome.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Lunchbox, what do you got?
Before I give you the list here, if you see this car, you think, probably a
A hole.
BMW.
Makes the list number five.
Absolutely. Why?
I don't know. It's just something about, I feel like it's older guys, like in their 50s or 60s, and they think they're so freaking cool.
And I'm like, you're just a jerk.
Wow.
That's what I just, ever since I've seen a BMW, I'm just like, eh.
Would you have one if somebody gave you a free one?
I would take a free one.
Yeah.
I would never buy, I'd only think I'd ever buy one because.
Would you buy one from half price?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Makes no sense.
I think he's just jealous.
I think a lot of stuff comes from jealousy.
Amy, what do you got there?
Well, first of all, they still do make Camaros
because my mother-in-law drives one.
Did they just start remaking them?
They must have just started remaking them.
You know who's buying them?
A-old.
She, wait, no, my mother-in-law is not that.
She's the sweetest.
But mine is like the, I don't know, like,
Corvettes to me are that way.
Rude. Absolutely rude.
At number two on the list is Corvettes.
Oh, wow.
So here you go.
Top five.
Oh, for me.
Let me do me.
Big, jacked-up trucks.
Just jacked for, not not, not, not, not, not, not, not just a couple inches of lift kit.
Not, not a small lift kit, but like extremely jacked up where the person just wants you to look over and go, wow.
A little Peter Mobile is what that is.
Oh man, I saw one this, this past week at the beach.
This dude had one.
He had a step ladder he had to use to get up into it.
I was like, that is cool.
A step ladder?
But even then, if a truck has a lift kit where you just need an.
extra step. I'm okay with that. It's
when you have to elevate, where you
need like two steps or more.
Yeah, it was like a two or three
step little step ladder and he was climbing up
in it and I was like, man, that's pretty cool. Little dude?
A medium sized dude. Probably about raised size.
Okay, little dude. It's a little guy. I don't think your truck is a little Petermobile.
And you have a monster. Your truck is really big. But I don't think every big
truck is that. I'm talking about
it's, you have to almost go in and get it illegally lifted.
It's like larger than a couple inch lift kit.
What is your truck?
What's that situation?
So mine is a factory two inch lift.
So it's like at that level like you're saying where it's nice,
but it's not like where it's like 55 feet off the ground
and they have this huge space from the tires and the truck and yeah, all that stuff.
And also if that truck that has a five inch lift on it sounds like this,
I think they have an inverted wiener.
Wow, wow.
And they got the semi horn on it.
And they got the naked lady mud flaps.
Oh, those are cool.
Yeah.
Here are the top five.
Number five, a BMW.
Number four, anything that looks like it's from Fast and Furious.
So does that mean like a Honda with a huge engine?
Like a modified, that's what I think, like a modified car, like a normal car.
Oh, you're saying like a Honda Accord with like the spoiler and the mufflers.
But that's just me going Fast and Furious.
The lights.
Number three, a giant.
pickup truck. Now they don't go into detail like I did, but this is a giant pickup truck.
Number two, a Corvette. And it's not on you guys as list, but what do you think the number
one cars with Americans who, when they see it? They go, hey-hole. I hate to say it, but I'm
worried they're going to say Lambo. Because not enough, drive it. Oh, no, no, okay.
Yeah. Because if you see one of those, you're like, oh, you might see one every couple
couple months, Lamborghinos. Yeah. Land Rover. No. I'm worried they're going to say Jeep.
Okay. Those are cool. What else? Anything Ray?
Yeah, give me Porsche.
Okay. Hummer.
Oh!
That's the answer?
I had that, but I only know two people with Hummers.
They're pretty cool.
The people are?
Yeah.
You called a Porsche?
Yeah.
Is that how you really call it?
That's what you call it?
Yeah.
It's not Porsche?
Because it's an overseas car.
Yeah, but okay.
For example, Eddie say fajita.
Fahita.
Fahita.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you can be...
Changed.
I don't think anybody calls it a Porsche
It is
That's what it is really
A Porsche
Yeah, that's what I've always been told, yeah
I know Porsche deRassey
Ellen DeGeneres' wife
Oh wow
I think both are acceptable
To your point of how you pronounce it
I mean this is coming guy
From a jacked up truck
This coming guy
With a jacked up truck
Coming from the guy
With a jacked up truck
I don't know you
Sometimes I have too many thoughts at once
And it just comes out like soup
So I felt that
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This story comes to us from
Georgia
A 29-year-old man was running from police
He's like, man, I'm not going to get caught
And he sees a pond
He's like, I'm going to jump in that sucker
Runs, jumps
Uh-oh, there's gators
There's gators, help!
There's gators!
In a pond?
Yeah.
Where was it?
He's been in Florida?
He's in chat.
Chatham County, Georgia. I guess maybe it's near Florida.
They go all the way to Georgia.
Well, they come down to bottom of Arkansas, too.
I know that. That's crazy.
So what does he do?
He yelled and they came and rescued him.
Luckily, he didn't get bit by a gator.
So he couldn't get out himself?
No, I mean, he was just scared.
I mean, once you saw a gator move, he was like, ah,
help, gators, gators, gators, gators.
I think I would run.
Instead of calling for help.
Yeah, that's funny.
All right.
I'm Lutzbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
It's a very American story here where
this person's taking a selfie and they fell into a volcano.
Oh, man.
And not just that, it's not just the person falling in the volcano.
It was, they weren't supposed to be up there.
Like, it's not like they were up there and they went on a tour with a bunch of people
or there was a trail that said, come on up, see the volcano.
They went to a place they weren't allowed, took a selfie, then fell in the volcano.
And they're alive?
They're alive.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was Mount Vesuvius in Italy, which destroyed Pompeii back in the day, but it has erupted since
1944.
Luckily, he's fine, but he and his family.
got charged trespassing because they were there illegally.
But of course,
of course he's from America.
That's us.
If there was an Olympic event and taking selfies in places we shouldn't take them
and then getting killed by a moose to falling in a volcano,
we'd take the goal.
We would win that one easily.
That's right.
We'd probably get accused of being on steroids.
We would and we'd just be that good at it.
Hope you guys have an awesome day.
We'll see you on Wednesday's show.
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