The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Abby Has Joined The Yuletide Carolers And They Give Us An In Studio Performance + Why Did Eddie Get Called Out For His Attire To The Cowboys Game? + Things Get Interesting With A Possible Placebo Experiment

Episode Date: December 13, 2022

Abby has joined the Nashville Yuletide Carolers! They performed in studio to get us in the Christmas spirit with some songs, including a special remake of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer." Find out wh...y Lunchbox is involved in it...Plus, hear why a listener called out Eddie for his attire he wore to the Cowboys game. Then, the guys on the show might possibly take part in a placebo experiment that has an interesting twist...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:40 Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Tuesday Show. Morning studio. Abby, our phone screener, she's joined a caroling group. They dress up like, I don't know, 1700s and sing. Like a Christmas carol.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Yeah. Yeah, like that. They're going to come in. to perform later this morning. Cool. I'm excited and nervous. Positively, I just don't know what's going to happen. But I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:02:26 That's going to happen later on. But first, let's get the show going here. Here he is. A dad of four, which means he got a lot of Christmas presents to buy. Oh, my God. Here he is. Our video producer, Eddie, everybody. So speaking of buying things, here's a PSA for everyone.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Don't do what I did. End of year means expiration dates for credit cards. I didn't even realize that my credit card had expired. We traveled to Dallas. I try to use it. I'm like, whoa, what do you mean? Like, it's not, it's declined. Yeah, I think it's not working.
Starting point is 00:02:52 It was expired. So double-check your credit cards if you have credit cards or if you use those things. Yeah. I guess it's month. Aren't they monthly? Every credit card is a different month depends on when you got it. It's just a good reminder. It's just a good reminder this time of the year.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Okay. And let's just a lot of reminders. Yes. Your air filters. Mammogram. Way to save me on that one, though. Yes. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:03:15 For guys, if you're over 45. Check your cuck. Mm-hmm. Oh, what is it? You know. Prostate. Nope. Nope.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Colonics. No, what's the? I just said that. You did? You said colloqu. No, what did you say? No. Cuckoo.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Amy, stop doing that with your finger. Yeah, I don't know what you're doing, but you're having too much fun doing it. This is a reminder to do anything that you haven't been reminded to do. All right. I got you. Oh, yeah. Colonoscopy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:42 In the same hoodie, he wears every day, basically. Here he is. Lunchbox. everybody. Yes. Guys, we work at the wrong company. Why? Oh, we do.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Oh, we work at the absolute wrong company. Our Christmas party was at our boss's house. Hey, come on a Sunday at one o'clock in the afternoon and have some cookies and tea. Past tense? Did you go? No, no. I refused to go. Oh, it was this past Sunday.
Starting point is 00:04:04 It was this past Sunday. We were gone. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I didn't go, but I'd log on the internet and I see this one guy. He took all 10,000 of his workers on a three-day trip, all expenses paid to Walt Disney World. He threw a cold play concert. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You just jumped from you being mad
Starting point is 00:04:22 that it was at our boss's house to some guy. Yeah, yeah, because I log on the internet after seeing our little... You log on the internet? Doong, don't, dong, dang. Yes, our company has a Christmas party at a boss's house. Cookies at 1 o'clock on Sunday. To be fair, that was the local station's parties? Compared to this company where the guy took all 10,000 of his workers, he paid for
Starting point is 00:04:44 them to go to Disney. But our local boss is a, I think he paid for it himself, which he didn't have to. He hosted it. And he runs our radio station. What did he pay for? He paid for his house? He let his house be open and food and drink and invited people over. He didn't have to do that.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Well, don't worry. He doesn't own the company. This guy sounds like he owns the company. Yeah. He threw him a cold, he had cold play. We've heard. Coldplay was there. Carly Ray Jepson.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Okay. I mean, un-bel. We are in the wrong place. Go work for that guy then. Yeah, what's he do? What's the company? I don't know. He didn't know.
Starting point is 00:05:11 He only knows he had Coldplay work there. Citadel CEO. So he doesn't even own it. He's just a chief executive officer. Of what? What do they do? They do Citadel. What is Citadel do? That's cool.
Starting point is 00:05:22 A hedge fund billionaire. Okay. What do you want? Man, we need to step it up here. Okay. I mean, look, I play a Coldplay song. Amy, I'm coming over to you. It just saved me here.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Here she is. Amy, everybody. So I got this long email from a neighbor about a Christmas party they were having. And, like, the first paragraph of it seemed like, It was an invite. So I text another neighbor and I'm like, hey, are you going to go? Like, this seems like it could be fun. And she replied back, did you read the whole thing?
Starting point is 00:05:51 They were just letting us know that there might be parking situations to be on the lookout. What if you just showed up? That had been awesome. Oh, had I not texted the other neighbor? I would have because my kids hang out with their kids. I thought it would be like a fun thing to do. It's a party where you don't even have to go far. I could just walk.
Starting point is 00:06:08 So luckily that other neighbor said it's about parking, not about you. And it's just a reminder. to read the whole email. Another reminder. We're in a few instantly. Yes, yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Ray, set me up. From Mount Pine, Arkansas. He recently wrote in a helicopter and he's also a doctor. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. That's an M&M stretch. That's an M&M stretch, Ryan, right there.
Starting point is 00:06:30 We started a new show. It's my wife, a nice thing. We always try to find a show. And it's called the Old Man. Have you guys seen it? No. It is on, hmm. What do we go to watch that on?
Starting point is 00:06:41 It wasn't on Hulu. maybe Amazon. Look that up. I forget. And it's Jeff Bridges. It's on Hulu? Okay. It's Jeff Bridges.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Everybody know who he is? Yeah. From the dude. From the dude. From... Was he dumb and dumber? No. That's Lloyd...
Starting point is 00:06:57 No, that's... That's Lloyd Christmas. No. No, it's... What's his name? Jeff Daniel. Oh, Jeff Daniels. Anyway,
Starting point is 00:07:04 so he's from True Grit, Crazy Heart, the Big Lebowski. Yes. But he is an old man, and he's living in the woods. His life's got two dogs. And all of a sudden, you don't really know why,
Starting point is 00:07:16 but the FBI sent somebody to kill him. And you find out he's like an ex-agent or something. But he's like a BA. Come on. And we just finished the first episode. It was awesome. And so it's 97% a tomato on Rotten Tomatoes. It's got action.
Starting point is 00:07:38 It's got old people, everything you want. But it's right now, I'm going. giving it a one episode review of, oh yeah, we can't wait to watch the next episode. We just started a show called The Old Man. And it is. Oof, it's good, baby. All right. I like the, my wife's picked the last two shows.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Because if you pick a show and the other person agrees that, well, you did a great job, you get the next one. It's like a challenge in the NFL. You don't lose your, you don't lose your challenge. You get another one. And so she picked out peripheral, which I thought was the greatest show. We're done. And then she's like, all right, I'm going to pick the old man. And I was like, in every show I go on to like this.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Oh, man, I don't want to watch that. And then I watched the first episode, I'm like, you nailed it again, baby. So that's it. That's what we're watching. Thank you guys. Glad you're here. Let's get started with today's show. It's a voicemail from David in Bakersfield, California.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Hey, good morning, Bobby. Good morning, studio. I just wanted to salute you folks for the fine job you're doing for St. Jude. I hope that you all have a blessed holiday season. Keep up to good work. Thank you, sir. I'd like to shout to all of our listeners. It was the biggest radio thorn in the history of St. Jude.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Not just for this show ever. $2.7 million. over two days. You guys did that. Thank you guys so much. That's why we do this show. We do it to have fun and hopefully feel like what your friends in the morning give you something to make your drive or if you're running later in the day or whatever, less miserable. But that's why we do it. So thank you very much, David. Appreciate that. Now time for something trivial. Let's go to the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. Have a five-year-old daughter, one of her best friends from preschool, comes over
Starting point is 00:09:11 for playdates, but the kid and her mom reek of cigarette smoke. I've never seen the mom smoke, but it's obvious she does, and probably her husband too. I actually feel bad for a little girl because she smells like smoke, and it's not fair for the little girl. We always have playdates after school in my house, but the mom keeps insisting. We go to her house for a play date. The thing is, I don't want my kid exposed to secondhand smoke or smelly cigarettes. As much as I like the mom, I don't know what to say to her. I figure she just figured out. I don't want my daughter to lose her little friend, though, who is a sweetheart. But I don't know what to say to the mom.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Any suggestions would be appreciated. Signed, not a fan of cigarettes. Amy, I'm going to go to you on this one. What do you think here is the proper way to handle it? Oh, I feel so awkward for her already because I know that this would be hard. So the options in my mind would be to be very clear, which is the kind thing to do. Clear is kind, unclear as unkind. So if you dance around it forever, you might end up hurting her feelings anyway.
Starting point is 00:10:08 You might as well just say, hey, this is what's on my mind. And I think she may understand. Like, people know that secondhand smoke is not ideal for any human, especially little children. So I think you could be clear about it or you could just continue down the path of like, oh, oh, bummer, today doesn't work, but you can come over to our house. That's unkind, you said. That's unclear. I know. But those are the options.
Starting point is 00:10:32 I never heard that before, though. Clear is kind. Clear is kind, unclear is unkind. Well, because a lot of times because we don't want to hurt someone's feeling. we end up dancing around it and that is it creates like. But what if you're a dance champion? Confusion.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Ooh. What do you mean? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Well. You're a dance champion so I can dance around. That's the thing. So you may be able to do that. But, you know, she may not be able to keep that up forever. So I guess the only concern I would have is her not being able to hang out with a friend anymore if she does offend her. Is that something that you're okay with that chance? Sometimes kid friends are hard to come by and you do not want to lose one.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Yeah. I don't have any. So then you may... Good, good, good. You may have to sacrifice your child's lungs. What? Yeah, okay. Because friends are hard. They are hard, but...
Starting point is 00:11:18 Eddie, what do you think? You got four kids? Yeah, I would wait till summertime where they can go play outside and tell my kids like, okay, look, I'm going to let you go over, but don't hang on the house. If you see them smoking cigarettes,
Starting point is 00:11:28 don't hang out in the house. Summer, you're going to have to dance for another six months. Go outside or something because, I mean, really, Amy's right. It's hard to find friends and all that. And you want to keep them friends, but I ain't calling the parent to be like, hey, don't smoke when my kid comes around.
Starting point is 00:11:41 What about this saying? Unclear is unkind, but it's fine if you waste some time until summertime. Wow. That was good. That proves my, I like that, bones. That's good. All you need is a rhyme and all of a sudden it works. Like the theme.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Yeah. Yeah, it's tough. I would just let your kid play. Around the smoke? Yeah. Dang, that's tough, man. I would really limit the times going over there. but yes it's tough and I grew up where everybody smoked in my house
Starting point is 00:12:10 Arkansas keep didn't smoke but everybody smoked in the house and I probably always smelled like cigarette smoke as a kid and didn't know it and the kid probably doesn't know it like she said I mean we turned out okay I would spend the summer at my grandma's yeah Amy's like we we turn it okay oh right I would come back from staying my grandma and open up my luggage at home and my whole bedroom would just smell of it I think Eddie you have a good point on that though too where it's like hey if they're smoking try not to be around it. Yeah, you can have that conversation with your kid to be kind of just observant about it.
Starting point is 00:12:42 And like if there is cigarette smoke, it suggests, hey, let's go outside. You want to play outside instead or something like that? Winter's tough, though. Winter is tough. And that's why I said that. Wait till summer. Yeah, it's probably limit the amount of times that she goes over to that house. But I think occasionally you have to throw a bone out there. But I think you do it. I don't think you raise a big fuss about it. Yeah, I don't think she'll get offended. Mom will get offended. That's a tough one. I thank you for sending that email.
Starting point is 00:13:05 If you guys have a reply to that, you can go to our Facebook page, Bobby Bone Show. Good luck with that. Thank you for that email. You could have your kid say something. Or have your kids start smoking, so I just blunts in. No. All right, close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on your air.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Now it's about to close Bobby's mail back. It's a Bobby Bones show interview. In case you didn't know. I mean, one of the guys that I can just call and be like, dude, come on the show. We've got to talk about something. What we're going to talk about his song that's about to go number one called Down Home. Here's a clip of Down Home. Down Home.
Starting point is 00:13:38 His name's Jimmy Allen. He has other number one songs, like Best Shot. And Make Me Want to. He's also trying to be a professional bowler. I mean, the guy's all over the place. Here he is, Jimmy Allen. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Jimmy Allen.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Jimmy's there. Hey, Eddie, what did you want to ask Jimmy? Yeah, Jimmy. Hey, what's up? It's Eddie. I saw a TikTok video. of you on a red carpet somewhere, and you're talking to Lionel Richie,
Starting point is 00:14:09 and then Smokey Robinson comes up. And you guys, all three, just start hanging out and talking in the red carpet. Yeah, that was the craziest thing ever, bro. We were at the AMAs, and I've done Lionel for a little bit now. The Smokey walks up and talking to him,
Starting point is 00:14:25 and I say, how to Lineout. And Lionel's like, Jimmy, I want you to meet somebody. I went to meet my brother. So he just starts talking, and telling me the whole story about him the Smoky and he was like
Starting point is 00:14:36 Smoky Yeah you got You know My brother Jimmy You know We're working on a few things together And I'm just tripping out Standing between Smoky and
Starting point is 00:14:44 Lionel Richie bro Yeah that's pretty crazy The tears of a clap Oh damn When there's no one Oh come on Yeah but and the TikTok The TikTok even said like
Starting point is 00:14:55 Watching three legends Talk to each other So they included Jimmy as a legend Was it Jimmy's TikTok? No Maybe That'd be fun I saw you at the AMAs with Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Do you, because it's always awkward for me if I'm with somebody who has some sort of stature and I want to get a picture. Do you go, hey, do you mind if we get a picture? Or what I'll do is I'll tell someone, hey, be like, hey, we need to get a picture of you guys. And then I'm like, okay, sure. But I set that up. Like, how do you get the picture of you and Taylor?
Starting point is 00:15:24 Dude, actually, when me and Taylor was just sitting there talking and then the Gettie images people say, hey, guys, picture over this way. So that's why we looked that way and looked at the other person. They actually asked us. We were still, I wasn't going to ask for us. He was with Taylor and she was like,
Starting point is 00:15:38 have my friend Smokey Robinson? And then Smokey walked up. I got to meet Stevie Wonder. That was cool. Yeah, man. Because you're mentioning all these people that are like so iconic they don't even seem like
Starting point is 00:15:52 real life human beings. Yeah. Do you still get starstruck because it seems constant with you that you're meeting these kind of folks? Man, I don't. Starstruck. Not really Starstruck with Stevie.
Starting point is 00:16:06 It was more just like meeting a legend. But you know who I did get Starstruck over a week ago when I met, I could barely talk. I was shaking. Andy Reed. Oh, yeah, the coach of the Chiefs. The Coach of the Chiefs, because I'm a diehard Eagles fan. He was an Eagles coach for years.
Starting point is 00:16:25 So, like, me and Andy Reed to me was like, you know, just meeting God. but the only person I was Starstruck that first time I met other than that was first time I'm Will Smith and the first time I met Rob Thomas Other than that, I'm good Yeah, Will Smith would have been cool Rob Thomas
Starting point is 00:16:42 Yeah, Rob Thomas, I'm like, huh, interesting Yeah, well I love Matchbox 20 Yeah, me too, but I didn't know Jimmy. Do you know him? Are you guys boys now? Oh yeah, it's my guy, man, we talk a lot And then, yeah, when I met Derrace for the first time, I lost my mind, too. Well, it's...
Starting point is 00:16:56 First I met Darrys actually snuck backstage and knocked at a tour bus at a, this was like before I got a record there and everything. But how do you sneak backstage? Because I never, I don't sneak anywhere well because I look suspicious. How do you sneak somewhere? Well, here's the thing. You know, the trick is, always look like you know where you're going.
Starting point is 00:17:17 So I took advantage of being a black guy in Nashville wearing cowboy boots or leather jacket. Not a lot of people wearing that thing. So wherever I went, I would act like I'm on my phone, act like I'm hoping the conversation, and look at the security guard. Like, hey, what's up, man? And just keep walking. Think about it. You're not going to stop a black guy out of country concert
Starting point is 00:17:36 with cowboy boots on a leather jacket, some black jeans, and a chain. He looks like, especially if Darish is there because he was Suman with Darien. Worked out. You know, by the way, Jimmy's on because his new song Down Home,
Starting point is 00:17:51 going for number one this week. We're rooting for it. We're going to play it. It'd be a big deal for Jimmy to have yet another number one. You know, Jimmy wears, sometimes his clothes I mean he just it's style
Starting point is 00:18:02 it's loud it's like you gotta have guts but you have to have a certain kind of style to pull it off right and I always wonder what if I wore some of the stuff that Jimmy has worn before
Starting point is 00:18:11 do you have any of your like super cool spiky leather outfit still at the house because if so one day I want you to bring one up and I want to you have a picture of you in it
Starting point is 00:18:19 and then I want to put it on and take a picture in it and see what they look like beside each other who wore it better yeah oh dude you would look a lot better than it in me.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Look, here's the thing. Money always looks good inside of money, okay? I'm sure you got more money to me. So you're going to look better than I was. Yeah, but you've seen me with your eyes, right? Like, as a person and what I look like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You totally should do it.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I got the perfect outfit. Congratulations. Let's do that. That'd be funny next year. So I'm hilarious one in. Let's play your song Down Home. We're going to play. Give us some extra love.
Starting point is 00:18:53 But congratulations on the success. And congratulations on a great 2022. and I'm sure we'll talk to you very soon next year, buddy. Thanks, man. This song is special. It's about my dad. It's a special one. Also, Eddie, a great basketball coach, by the way.
Starting point is 00:19:08 I didn't know if you were going to talk about it. I didn't know if he knew that I was a basketball. Oh, you didn't even know if he knew? No, I had no idea. Okay. Listen, I know everything. Can I say what that's about Jimmy or do you care? Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Eddie's coach is Jimmy's kid, one of Jimmy's kids. And he says that your son is legit. He is legit. He's pretty good. We're hoping he gets taller. He's hoping he gets taller, too. But what I love about him, he's a lot like me when he finds something he loves and wants to do. He, like, overly commits to it.
Starting point is 00:19:37 So, like, he practices for hours just dribbling the ball around an hour. Then for shooting jump shots, then he wakes up and does push-ups and sit-ups. And this is all without me telling him. Wow. How old is he? Nine. He's eight. Eight, nine, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Let me tell you, too. His intensity on the court is next level. Like, he doesn't joke because I like to keep it fun. You know, like, it's all about fun. when we're playing. It's serious. And I'll tell a little joke here and there, but his son doesn't laugh. He's like, he's just dead serious. It's game time.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Yeah, I love that. Jimmy, congratulations buddy. We will talk to you soon and happy New Year and all the stuff you say to somebody and we'll, what's up? Oh, good tidings. Yeah, and good tidings to you my friend. Oh yeah, good tidings. Good tidings. All right. There is Jimmy Allen. It's time
Starting point is 00:20:23 for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Celesta lives in Texas. Jeff lives in the UK. They've known each other for 84 years. The year was 1938. They became pen pals. And they would write letters to each other.
Starting point is 00:20:41 It was like a program with their school. They wrote letters to each other. Then a year later, Jeff had to go to war. World War II. But they stayed in touch, writing letters. Guys, they both just turned 100 years old and they still keep in touch. They've only met twice. I was going to ask if they met, but they met twice.
Starting point is 00:20:55 They've met twice. They still keep in touch. now, you know, no more letters. They can do FaceTime. They can do Zoom and all that. But here they are talking about because they both celebrated their 100th birthday this year. It's nice to hear your voice. Yes. You look very well if you still get it out for walks. Well, so long as, so long as it's a seat nearby where I can plop. Keep the emails flowing. That's awesome. Isn't that great? That is as wholesome as it could be.
Starting point is 00:21:24 I would love to sit there and just listen to the entire conversation of them talking and catch. I love it. Yeah, I'm good on listening for a long time. Yeah, I mean, I can't understand a lot of it. Does it make you wonder what you're going to be like when you're 100? I just want to be 100. If you live. I just want to be 100.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Right. That's all. I don't care how I am. Yeah, I don't care how I am either. To get me there. Yeah. You might want to be more like that. I'm trying to get 190.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Yeah, me too. I never want to die. What? Wow, guys. Yeah, yeah. You guys are weird. Forever young. I want to be forever young.
Starting point is 00:21:54 All right. Great story. That is what's all about. That was tell me something good. was tell me something good. We asked 5,000 of our listeners on our show Facebook page. What are the top 10
Starting point is 00:22:05 most returned Christmas gifts? We just said, what's most? And here are the top 10 answers. We're going to play the Bobby Fiu! We rolled the dice before the show segment here. Eddie, your first. Remember, first, second,
Starting point is 00:22:18 and third rounds, the point values go up. Eddie, 5,000 listeners were asked. What's the most returned Christmas gift? I'm going to go with a necktie, A tie. Think about it. A gay? Yeah, let's do it because I think that covers it.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Go ahead. What? What I'm talking about? The number one answer is clothes and shoes. That's what I'm going to. It's only worth one point, so we're going to go ahead and say that's that one. I was like, man, I can't believe you went that detail. Well, that takes out a lot of my guesses.
Starting point is 00:22:47 All of Eddie's are clothes and shoes. Nike. Nikes. Closed and shoes. Close and choose, number one answer. Eddie gets one point. Okay. I feel like I get this a lot and I don't use them because I've really.
Starting point is 00:22:59 have them. Electric razors. Electric razors. Show me razors. You thought about it, though. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm going to give you guys a hint after round one. So you're all going to suffer the same consequences as round one. Amy. Kitchen gadgets.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Kitchen gadgets. Wow. That's good, Amy. And number four was home appliances. Ooh, that's good. Amy? Okay. Um, all righty. Home appliances.
Starting point is 00:23:36 So that extends beyond the kitchen. I know. Okay. This is really getting difficult. Um, what about like perfumes or colognes? Perfumes or colognes? Not bad. Most returned items for Christmas.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Show me perfumes or colognes. Number six. Perfumes and colognes. Wow, good job. Okay. Um, let's talk about... Necktires? I mean, people.
Starting point is 00:24:02 like to gift this, you should be careful if you do, like any health care, wellness, like workout type stuff, but people might be like, what, why'd you get me this? I'm returning it. Show me workout equipment. Number five, workout equipment. Good job. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Okay. Okay. 5,000 lists were surveyed on our Facebook page. What do they return most from Christmas? I want to return these, because games are fun, but maybe games. Show me. Games. That's a good guest, though.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Lunchbox. Yeah. This is tough, man. It is, man. What's you going to tell you? Tell me, man. That's why I don't ever buy for my wife. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Women are never happy. Go ahead. Jewelry. Show me jewelry. That's it. That's good. Number two, jewelry. Have yourself a merry little two points.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Yep. You're welcome. All right. Another thing, you should never get someone on Christmas because you, I mean, they say they want it, but it's like, man, a couple weeks later, it's like, I don't want this thing. It's an animal. Show them an animal.
Starting point is 00:25:08 How do you return it? Well, you take it back to wherever you got. Amy did that actually cat. Exactly. Those were extenuating circumstances. But you did it. You were like, how do you return it? So I answered it like you did.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Yeah, like Amy did. You gave up on it. No. My dog was going to eat it. Okay, so here's the hint I was going to give you. You figured it out. Be a little more general. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:30 I got that. Yeah, I know. General. Round two points have doubled. Amy, there are still six answers on the board. Eddie's turn. Eddie. Yeah, I'm here.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Sorry. We asked 5,000 people. What's your most returned Christmas gift? Man, I'm going to go with candles. Candles are easy to gift, but nobody wants them. You're right about candles. It's always the easy, generic thing, and I'm like, there's no way they like this. But my wife loves candles and we buy candles.
Starting point is 00:26:00 I think I got your wife a candle last year. And I think she really liked it. Yeah, bad return it. a candle once and I was my favorite. Yeah, I've never bought someone a candle. You should. You should. Show me a candle. Hey! That's all that. Come on it. Worth 16 points, Eddie. Oh my goodness. I am mind-blown.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Now I'm in trouble. So I'm just going to take a stab at. These are the top 10 most returned Christmas gifts. Go ahead, Eddie, stab away. Give me an alarm clock. Show. Go ahead and buzz it. Don't even have to repeat it. Just buzz it. Don't even have to repeat that. It's not that that's a bad one. I'm just being too specific.
Starting point is 00:26:33 You just said it's not an alarm plot. Amy. How many points we have? 14. You're in second place, but remember, points are doubled. Dang it, I know. Come on, Amy. Four answers on the board.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Okay. General, general, general, general. Show her a general in the military. No. That's good. That's good. General Patton. Okay, I'm going to go with like.
Starting point is 00:26:54 General Dwight. General Middower. Toiletry type stuff. That's real broad. Toiletry type stuff. Like a razor. Poiletry. No, not like a razor.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Okay. Like a razor. Lunchbox. No, I meant like a bath bomb. It's easy, man. This one's easy. Do it. Tools.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Do it. Do it. Oh, that's so good. Show the man some tools. Wow. Number nine answer. 18 points. Lunchbox now takes the lead.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Oh, my gosh. Dang it. Man, come on, guys. It's easy. You're walking through the book story. Like, oh, I'm going to get some of the book. I've already read that book, man. Sorry, I might to take it back.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Give me books. Show the guy some literature. Oh! Incorrect. You thought that was right, Eddie. I did. I really did. Points are tripled.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Oh, my gosh. Score right now. Lunchbox 20, Eddie, 17, Amy, 14. That's anybody's game, but you got to get an answer here, Eddie. Guys, this is huge. There are one, two, three answers on the board. We're looking for the top 10. Most returned Christmas gifts.
Starting point is 00:27:55 At number one was clothes and shoes. Jewelry at two. Home appliances at four. Workout equipment at five. Perfume and makeup. At 6 and 7, and candles and tools. At 8 and 9, I just spoiled one of them.
Starting point is 00:28:08 It was makeup. So that one is dead. That's the one I had, too. Eddie. No, I didn't have it. I didn't have it. There are two answers left on the board. I'm an idiot.
Starting point is 00:28:15 I'm sorry. Go ahead. Okay, check it out, though. You didn't spoil it, but I know it. You get a CD or a DVD, and you're like, I have no way to play this. I'm returning it. I'm returning it. Show Eddie.
Starting point is 00:28:28 The mid-90s. No. Oh. Oh. That was part of returning it, guys. Eddie's like, you get a VHS, right? No, no, stop. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:39 You can't return a gift card, can you? You can. I think you can. You can? So do it, Amy. There are two answers on the board, but if you miss it, lunchbox wins. They're lying. Okay, get it.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Don't do that one, Amy. Two answers on the board. Okay. I'm going to go broad here. All give cards. With, like, furniture. Furniture? Well, it could be, that could be any show.
Starting point is 00:29:01 We're an Ottoman. No. Guys, guys, we missed the biggest one. Electronics. Number three was electronics. That was the alarm clock, Eddie. Oh, dang. And number 10 was.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Wait, wait, I'm still guessing. You already won. I know, but I like to win. I don't know. Say lingerie. Laugeree! That's good on. You didn't say it though.
Starting point is 00:29:23 I don't think underwear is lingerie. Why would you yell wait? I had it on my list. What are we waiting for? Was it really lingerie? Yes, number 10. So underwear would work? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Our winner's lunchbox. Wow. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment,
Starting point is 00:30:27 and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you can get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country
Starting point is 00:31:05 girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield. And in this new season of the girlfriends, oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands.
Starting point is 00:31:35 I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Igo, Gawood.
Starting point is 00:31:58 My next guest, you'll be able to be. know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day. And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot.
Starting point is 00:32:17 I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
Starting point is 00:32:42 If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to thanks dad on the IHeartRadio app. Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Good morning, everybody. Here it is right here. The Christmas song, we love to say. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do. It's a good one. Casey Musgraves has a really good version of this too. Oh, yeah, I've heard that.
Starting point is 00:33:19 It's good. So she wants hippopotamus for Christmas. And lunchbox wondered if you could actually get one of those. What do you call? So who'd you call? Called a zoo. They're there. You're right. I mean, they have a hippopotamus at the zoo.
Starting point is 00:33:32 So here's lunchbox calling the zoo. What do you want to say here? And I just used pretty much the lyrics of this song to try to negotiate a deal for a hippopotamus. Okay, here we go. Hello, this is from the zoo. Yeah, I was calling because I need to get a hippopotamus for Christmas. Oh, like a stuffed hippopotamus? I know.
Starting point is 00:33:51 My son really wants a hippopotamus for Christmas. Well, we have a stuffed one, a plastic one, that comes with a giraffe, a ranger, and a toy Jeep, and a hippopotamus t-shirt, but I don't think we allow hippopotamus to be sold, sir. Well, my kid said, I don't want a doll, no dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy, so I have to get a hippopotamus. Only a hippopotamus will do. We're not a marketplace.
Starting point is 00:34:19 We sell membership. No, man, let me tell you. This is Jason Gibble businessman making business deals trying to get that money. And so I know you're saying that, oh, you don't sell a hip-a-law. hippopotamus, but listen, I'll pay whatever you want. I mean... That's still not going to be possible, sir. We're just...
Starting point is 00:34:35 A hippopotamus is not for sale at our zoo. I only... My son only likes hippopotamuses, and a hippopotamus is only that thing will do. His mom says, oh, the hippopotamus will eat him. But his teacher told him the hippopotamus is a vegetarian. That's all good and well, sir, but the danger is much larger than that. It's... You need to have trained staff, and we're not...
Starting point is 00:34:58 We're not going to sell you with hippopotamus. Oh, that's not a big deal. I only like hippopotamuses, and hippopotamuses like me, too, so there will be no problem. So I will come by and have a check for $15,000. Just come and purchase a membership. All right, I'll see in a little bit. I'll see you with, I'll bring the check by. Thanks a lot, man.
Starting point is 00:35:15 There is. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Only a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hip-bobom. I think part of that enjoyment was lunchbox trying to say hippopotamuses. Guys, it's a hard word. Like, when you're trying to say it, I'm trying to, I'm a hippobob.
Starting point is 00:35:28 It's a good song, though. Is it the plural hippopotamuses? That's a good question. Probably. What if it's hippopotamai? Yeah. I don't know, but it says it in the song. The lyric says hippopotamuses.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Okay, well. I did like that you got to that too. Because you made a, yeah, it's hippo. It's, okay, hippopotamus, plural. Because it does say it in the song, hippopotamists. It's either hippopotamize, hippopotamuses, or hippopotamus. Oh, so all the above. Oh, all the above.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Okay. That's a good one, though. Good Christmas time call from lunchbox. Good. Now we have another. clip here. Now this is of Lunchbox too, but you don't know that it's being recorded of you. What?
Starting point is 00:36:04 Right. Oh, I think he knew it was being recorded. But he didn't know you were going to say it. That's right. So Eddie has brought in some audio of you doing what? Okay, so he just says he has problems with words. He had a problem with one word in particular here. What's the situation? What commercials? He was recording some cellular
Starting point is 00:36:20 company and he could not say the word cellular for the life of him. Join the millions who have switched. Plus, you'll get $25 off your bill when you visit consumer cellular plus you'll get $25 off your bill when you visit consumer cellular.com plus you'll get $25 off your bill when you visit consumer cellular cellular. Plus you'll get $25 off your bill when you visit consumer cellular cellular.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Plus you'll get $25 off your bill when you visit consumer cellular cellular. When you visit consumer cellular cellular. Get it. When you visit consumer cellular, I can't say it. Consumercellular.com slash lunch. Oh my God, I can't say the word. Plus, you'll get $25 off your bill when you visit consumer cellular.com slash lunchbox and use promo code lunchbox. Yeah, he got it.
Starting point is 00:37:16 We're not good at speaking either. No. Never. But that's funny. Guys, I thought you all would like that. I did like that because it makes me not feel so stupid when I do it. But cellular is a tough word. It is such a hard word to.
Starting point is 00:37:27 You can probably say it now, just repeating it after me, cellular. Cellular, but when you're reading it, it's like consumer cellular, it's like, it's just a... And then at what time you got it, but you couldn't say lunchbox afterwards. Anyway, can... Oh, God, I can't do it. Commutercellular.com. I'm loco. Love it.
Starting point is 00:37:45 A voicemail from Betsy in Massachusetts. I watched the most fabulous Apple Plus movie last night called Spirited. It's Will Ferrell and Ryan Gosling. And it's a musical. It's awesome. It's so much fun. I hope that you all get a chance to watch it. I'm sure it will be right up Amy's Alley.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Hope you're all well and having a wonderful holiday season. Good tidings, Bobby. Good tidings to you, Betsy. I started it. You like it? It's a little different. It's Ryan Reynolds. Yes, Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell.
Starting point is 00:38:16 It's different. Spirit is that what's called? Yeah. It's different. I would expect it to do good. Thank you for that call. I want to do voicemail. Ray, let's do Joni from Pittsburgh, PA.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Hey, Bobby. We just finished watching Harmony Holidays. Amy's seen in the bathroom. I've got tears in my eyes. I'm trying to call you without crying. I thought it was wonderful. I loved the movie, and I thought Amy was fantastic, and she looked dynamite. Anyway, happy holidays, I'll love you.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Come on, Amy. Look at that. Job, Amy. By the way, Warner Bros. reached out to inform us that holiday harmony will be available on its own digitally, which you can go to any digital place, like Amazon, and just buy it and watch it. Oh, okay. You're becoming more famous by the day.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Well. Wow, Amy. Hey, Amy, stay humble, will you? The bathroom. Please. Listen, it's okay. My kids keep me humble. The Babon Show.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Here's Amy's pile of stories. Bobby, I thought of you when I saw this story because this whole poll was taken on America's favorite grocery store. Oh, okay. Let me go. Favorite grocery store. But I thought of you. Mine was piggly-wiggly back in the day because low, low prices, but also a pig.
Starting point is 00:39:26 Yeah. I'm from Arkansas, the hogs, right? But pigly wiggly was funny to say. It was just, in every way, it was the best. Food for less was also a big one where we were from. And then later on in life, once I moved to Texas and lived in Austin for a big part of my young adult life, there were two. H.E.B. was massive. Massive.
Starting point is 00:39:43 The best. And there was a Kroger near, but Kroger we had everywhere. But H.E.B. and Kroger, I say Kroger's probably number one. What do you have? Okay, well, I thought of you because adult you loves to shop for groceries at the gas station. Yes. Because 7-11 comes in at number one for a whole. You know, 7-Eleven, though, is like a hybrid.
Starting point is 00:40:02 It's a little better than just a gas station. Because I would even go, I'd go like the Conoco or anywhere to get milk. But like one day from expiring. Oh, man. But 7-Eleven is up a level, but I get it. They're everywhere, so it's easy to get in and out. And you don't have to park and walk all the way to the back to get something. Other ones in the top five, Aldi, Kroger, Trader Joe's, and Whole Foods.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Yeah, Kroger, yes. Alde must be, is that California? It's here? There's one here. We have multiple here. Oh, do we? And depending on where you live, it's, you know,
Starting point is 00:40:29 grocery stores owned by the same people are also, they change their names for regions. Oh, wow. What? Yeah, they're a different, like, ownership group. Like, Kroger in general, like they're... Kroger's are pretty much everywhere.
Starting point is 00:40:39 I know, but I think somewhere there, Harris Teeter. Same owner? I think pretty sure. Oh, that is crazy. A lot of them do that. He feels scammed. Yeah, the team.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Same. Yeah, it's insane. Like, why not just keep the same name? Well, because they could have bought a, like, a regional group. They just kept the name. Oh, got it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:57 But Kroger owns and operates. Kroger's, Ralphs, Dillon, Smiths, King Supers, Fries, QFC, City Market, Owens, J.C. Payless, Barkers, Jerbs, Harris Teeter, pick and save, Metro Market, and Mariano. Wow. That's a lot of companies. There you go. Yeah. And Kroger's, it's good.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Oh, yeah, that's good. What else? The TSA had to put out a letter to everybody reminding people, hey, you can't bring Nunchucks, Sawblades, Switchblade Knife. with your carry-ons. Hey, Caitlin, unpack my numtucks and grenades. Make a note. Yeah, sorry, I didn't know until right now.
Starting point is 00:41:32 And the letter they put out, they said, for future reference, these are things that you'll have to put in checked bags. Thank you for your time and consideration. Oh, Caitlin, never mind. Move the grenade to the check bag. Okay, go ahead. According to people...
Starting point is 00:41:45 By the way, I'm kidding. I don't know if anybody's listening. No one thought you were serious. I know, but I'm just saying, I'm kidding. It was a joke. The one thing you shouldn't take as a grenade ever, even an old one. But I was kidding to both listeners who
Starting point is 00:41:56 will get on me, but also anybody in the government, I love America, and I plan to nothing wrong ever. But also, heads up, if you were a spice bomb, it's shaped like a grenade. The cologne spice bomb, yeah. Yeah, and you don't even own nunchucks. What'd you call them? Okay, listen, I always thought they were numchucks.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Yeah. But this article says nunchucks. Nunchucks, yeah. Okay. Got it. Okay. People Magazine says that Zach Brown is engaged to actress model Kelly. Zach Brown's engaged? I saw this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:27 She's... What's her name? Kelly Yazdi? Uh-uh. Or, I mean, she's... Yeah, I looked her up on I'm TV. She's acted. She's a model.
Starting point is 00:42:35 She does a lot of adventurous type things. A lot of times in a swimsuit. She's really pretty. I don't know her. I haven't seen her with him, I guess. But congratulations to him. Yeah, multiple sources say he proposed in Hawaii a while ago, like back in July or something like that.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Good for them. And her ring has been seen in certain Instagram posts. But without her? Just the ring. No, her hand with the ring on it and her and Zach. But they just hadn't talked about it. But anyway, there you go. I'm Amy, that's my pile.
Starting point is 00:43:05 That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Matthew Wilkinson was on the ground, working on the brakes on his work truck with his 15-year-old son, Dailen. Dailen was helping him out, just handing them stuff. he was having trouble getting the rotor off the truck
Starting point is 00:43:24 so he shimmied up under the truck to have leverage to get under it so this is the dad Matthew and as soon as the rotor came off the truck dropped down pinned him to the ground the dad was rushed to the hospital and treated for some minor injuries but he didn't have a clear recollection of how he was able to get out from underneath the truck later because of all the cameras people have the survey the door cams the doorbell cams
Starting point is 00:43:45 his son was the reason he was able to get free his 15 year old son after the truck dropped on him his son ran over lifted up the rear of the truck, like lifted it up, took off enough so his dad... That's crazy. Fifteen-year-old son? Yeah, and he's not like, I mean, he's under it and you see him, it's like he's deadlifting and he pulls, pulls, pulls, and he finally lifts it up and the dad comes out and he drops it. Like adrenaline.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Amazing. 15 years old. That is an amazing story. What's crazy is the dad doesn't remember, I mean... Yeah. Which I get... Test out. But he's like, I don't remember it.
Starting point is 00:44:18 And they're like, well, let's just watch the old footage. What the? That's great. The footage is up if you want to look for it. We'll put it up on our Facebook page. This is from ABC 7, the footage we're looking at here. And it's them sitting on the couch and the kid's like, he's in slides and a hoodie.
Starting point is 00:44:31 It's like, yeah, I mean, I just picked it up. He's just being a teenager. He's just like, yeah. Yeah, can I go play Fortnite? All right, that is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Here's a voicemail from Richard in Fresno, California. Eddie, saw your Instagram post, but dude,
Starting point is 00:44:47 come on, man. You're sitting in the box with Jerry Jones, and you couldn't spend. a few dollars to get your hair trimmed? You mean, maybe a fade, something? Come on, man. Go Cowboy. He's talking to me?
Starting point is 00:44:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're ready. So we were at a Dallas Cowboys game with Jerry Jones. We'll have it all up really soon. And he was just talking about your appearance. What's wrong? I had a cap on. I don't know what, like. And you're also, I think your beard, too.
Starting point is 00:45:09 I think he was just saying you didn't look as well kept. Even the T-shirt under the... Which is my lucky game day shirt. Yeah, it was an old T-shirt. Yeah, but we knew that. Yeah, but they didn't. Did they make comments? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:45:21 anything. But in the Jerry Jones box, I will tell you this. It was dressed to the nines. Guys, no one was wearing a jersey. It was, you wore a shade of blue. There wasn't even a lot of cowboy stuff because it was people dressed all the way up. You could tell they were cowboy fans because the blue they wore, but it was fan seat. It was senators,
Starting point is 00:45:40 it was House of Representatives people, it was lawyers. Company owners. Kendra Scott was in there. She's a billionaire now. Dang. And then Eddie in his hold-up T-shirt. Also a billionaire. And his unkept face and hair. The opposite of a billionaire. But you know, we are who we are, right guys?
Starting point is 00:45:54 That's right. We ain't changing. Why am I going to change? We are who we are. Thank you, Richard. I appreciate that call. Now let's go over and get in the morning, corny. The morning corny.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Which of Santa's friends is the most chill? Which? Jack Frost. Huh? Oh, chill. He's cold. I thought it was going to be at 420. Me too, man.
Starting point is 00:46:18 All right, Jack Frost. Like, chill, like chill. Like chill. Chill. Yeah, got it. Okay, good. That was the morning corny. On the Bobby Bone Show now.
Starting point is 00:46:31 The Yuletide Carolers. We feel like some Christmas boys and girls? Oh, yeah. Come on. Okay, so for two reasons here, the Yol Tide Carolers are here. Abby is now part of the Yol Tide Carolers. Abby, why are you laughing? She looks awesome.
Starting point is 00:46:43 I do. I love it. It's like 1860. John is the right 1860s? Yes. I was telling them before that we went on the air here. Their outfits are awesome. Legit.
Starting point is 00:46:53 What would you say it is? Amy. I say 1860, but what does it remind you of? Oh, oh, like Bridgerton. Oh, Bridgetton. Oh, that's good. That's really good. Oh, Little Red Riding Hood is what Abby looks like. Well, she does kind of because she's kind of red. That's true. Yeah. For me, it's all the period pieces that we watch on different streaming services.
Starting point is 00:47:12 There's the Gilded Age. Like, I love stuff like this. I'm such a fan of these guys. I hired them last year at my house for the Christmas party. Yeah. And so, just know that I'm already a fan. And John, you're the leader of the group, John? I am for the Nashville group. Okay, and so you have a stick. What's the stick there? This is Aretha.
Starting point is 00:47:28 It's a wreatha. Aritha. But it's a wreath on a stick. That's your name. Yes. With a lamp in it. I feel like at Christmas time, you were going, the British are coming. The British, like that's, you run around with that.
Starting point is 00:47:39 I like it. Thank you. Do you ever light it? You know, there's a light in there, and it's an authentic flame. Just kidding, it's not. But we really do call this Aretha as we carried around and introduced her. She's part of the group. Are you the base?
Starting point is 00:47:53 I am. He's John. Yeah, no. Or dashing through the snow. They're the Yul Tide Carolers, and I just want to let them sing first, and the Instagram as the Yul Time Carlers, or if you're where we are, because are the Yul Time Carolers in a lot of places, John? Yes, we're in New York and New Jersey and Florida and Colorado. So, and we're in all those states. So if Yul Time Carolers are a group you like to hire this year or next year at the Yuletide Carolers, these are the Yuletide Carolers, Nashville. and we'll talk about how Abby got in the group in a second.
Starting point is 00:48:24 But, John, would you guys do, could you do jingle bells for us first? Yes. All right, there's four of them. There are no instruments in here. It is, uh, introduce everybody really quickly, John. Okay, well, I think you know Abby. That's Abby. Merry Christmas, Abby.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Merry Christmas. This is James Richardson. Top Hat James, yes. James. James is also our music director. Hi, James. Hi, Jessica Heim. Jessica's in green and she's got some bells in her hand.
Starting point is 00:48:48 All right, all right. Thank you. I asked Jessica where she was from. Before we came on, I said, Jessica, wait for her, she goes, Manchester, and I thought she was in character, Manchester, England. And said, oh, are you in character? She goes, no, Manchester, Tennessee, by right down the road. Right there.
Starting point is 00:48:59 I was like, oh, oh, okay. I'm the hometown lady. All right, the Yol Tide carolers with a little bit of jingle bells. John, whenever you're ready. Dashing through the snow and a one horse open sleigh or the fields we go laughing all the way. Bell's on bob till ring, making spirits bright. What fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Oh, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh. A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, and soon Miss Fanny Byts were seated by my side. The horse was lean and link. Misfortune seemed his lot.
Starting point is 00:49:46 We got into a drifted bank and we we got upshot. Oh, jingle bells, jingle-bals, jing-and-law. Jingle bells jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! Hey! Jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! Here we go!
Starting point is 00:50:04 Now the ground is white, go it while we're young. Take the grossing night and sing the sleighing song. Just get a bottle nag to 240 for his feet and hit him to an open sleigh on crack. We'll take the lead. Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to write and a one horse open sleigh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Starting point is 00:50:21 Whoa! Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh. Come on! I'm feeling in the Christmas here. Wow. I love it. Okay. We have a lot of things to say.
Starting point is 00:50:43 I'd like to warn you first. Lunchbox gives Abby nonstop crap, just so somehow he's going to give it to her. Really? Yes. So that will come. Don't let it run your Christmas spirit. We're used to it at this point. So, John, how did Abby become part of this group here? Well, I heard her sing the national anthem a couple of times,
Starting point is 00:51:01 and I said, we have to have her in the group. And so we all huddled up, and we knew that she had this really beautiful, you know, alto voice, and we needed an alto. And so, you know, I just, you know, asked her to, if she'd consider joining us, because I'd met her, you know, actually at the I heart party. And anyway, and so she, just fits in so beautifully and that voice is so rich and we've loved having her in the group. She is awesome, right? Like, even just to hang around. Like, Abby's just
Starting point is 00:51:29 a great spirit. Aside from her being able to sing, she's just fun. We love her. Lunchbox, I'm going to hold your comment for a second. Oh, I was ready to comment. I know. We're going to come, we're going to play this song, and then we're going to come back, and then we'll do another one, and then we'll talk to Abby, and you can talk to Abby. Okay. Okay. All right, let's play this here
Starting point is 00:51:45 from Chase Rice. We'll come back with the Yol Tide carolers next. On the Bobby Bones show now. Yuletide carolers. Hey, so my wife makes fun of me a little bit because I'll say, hey, we're going to go to Walmart's or Nordstrom's. She's like, you know, it's not, it's Walmart and Nordstrom. Yeah, no S. Yeah, I grew up in Arkansas.
Starting point is 00:52:03 And so I say, you know, you can take the hillbilly out of the hillbilly land, but it's hard to remove it from him. And apparently I call them the Yultime, I think I always thought that's what it was called, Yultime. I heard that a couple times. Yeah. Yol Tide. But it said that in the little piece there, Yol Tide. Yes. And then I think you said Yul Tide.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Yoltaim carolers. Dot com. Yol Tied carolers, and they are here in the studio with us. Abby, you're now part of the Yol Tide Carolers. I am. And is it fun for you? It's so fun, yeah. It was a lot, though.
Starting point is 00:52:35 What do you mean? Because they're just, like, professionals at what they do. And I have not been in a quartet or a choir since, like, middle school. So this was a lot to adjust to. And what is your role called? Alto. And do you have to learn specifically how to, you have to stay as an alto the whole time, right? Yes, that's the thing.
Starting point is 00:52:49 We all go off, you know, like, Some notes are the same, and then we go off onto, we split our parts, and so. What's an, sing, not hard, just give me a little bit of jingle bells. It's just the alto part. Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, or the fields we go, laughing all the way. Bells on Bob to rain, making the spirit bright. It's almost like singing harmonies. I mean, but that's your wheelhouse.
Starting point is 00:53:12 You have to stay a certain, because I'm not great, obviously, it's singing, but Eddie's had to teach me a lot about music. And sometimes you have to stay in places that feels It's not actually the song Right, it's not like the melody It's not the real melody, yeah You're like a company of you right That's more Jessica, right? Kind of, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Sephora normally does. Yeah, classic, I know that. No idea, no idea. There's some chords though that you would just not even understand how you pull that off We call them crunch chords And really tight on it. Always tough for me two of the crunches.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Nestle. John, if you, as the bass And you were doing jingle bells, What would it be a jingle bells part as just a bass? Can we hear that? Dashing through the snow when a one horse opens lay, or the fields we go. And you stay there. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:58 So, and then you are this soprano. I never, the finale was weird, right? It went to black, and a lot of people were upset with it, but still, when it comes to mobsters, like I'd really. Oh, the TV show. I was like, I don't remember if going to black on that song. Her voice. That's not the same. No.
Starting point is 00:54:18 If you... It is different. Because yours is a melody thing, right? So could you give us a little bit of how you did it alone of jingle bells? Sure. Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh. Yeah, so good, isn't it? Wow.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Yeah. Okay. And you're the music leader. Yes. Yes. Okay. And so, James, what... Yours is what?
Starting point is 00:54:36 What's your role called? I'm a tenor in the group. Tenor. You know, I'd have given you a solid aider. But a tenor, if they think you're a tenor, that's good. Well, thank you. I thought it was a six. Well, you know, as a tenor,
Starting point is 00:54:47 Can you tell me what a tenor sounds like? Dashing through the snow And a one horse open sleigh Oh, the fields we go, laughing all the way And then all together, can you do just that part together? Go. Dushing through the snow And a one horse open sleigh
Starting point is 00:55:02 Or the fields we go laughing all the way That's awesome! Why would I be? Listen to me sing. Dashing through the snow. What would I be? Baritone. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 00:55:15 They need a baritone. tight. What? They need a baritone. We do. We do, actually. All right, let's do it all together. Here we go. Set us up. Set us up. Go ahead. Dushing through the snow and a one more open sleigh. Or the fields we go laughing all the way. Yo, yo, here I am. It's a B. Oh, I was
Starting point is 00:55:33 going to do like a remix. No? Okay. Are you available this weekend? I'm fully booked out. You couldn't afford me. Yeah, I know. It's tough. It's only because I my Venmo is broken. Otherwise, I'd be in with you guys. Next year. Yeah, next year for sure.
Starting point is 00:55:48 The Yol Tide carolers are here. Abby, what song are you guys going to do next? Oh, can I request this song? If it's on the sheet. Well, I don't know about that. Can you do Rudolph? That's just my favorite song. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Can you do Rudolph? Yes. Okay, I don't have a sheet, but you guys can try to roll Rudolph? Yeah, we have that one. Okay. All right, here where they are, the Yol Tide carolars. You, Bobby and Amy and Eddie and Morgan. Ramundo and Mike D and Scuba and Abby.
Starting point is 00:56:19 But do you recall? The most misfit reindeer of all. Lunchbox, the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. Lunchboxes a red nose more. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say
Starting point is 00:57:00 Lunchbox with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh to not Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Whippy! Lunchbox a red nose reindeer You'll go down in his story You'll go down in his story You'll go down in his story
Starting point is 00:57:26 He started to like He was like wow they're singing in my name He's like a kid He's like to stay in my name And then he realized he was the misfit Yeah But then you realize We all liked you at the end
Starting point is 00:57:38 Well you like yeah I know that was the thing I was like oh And it was tough because I was starting to sing Rudolph too I was like lunchbox Look at that they switch it up live How you liked that one? That was interesting
Starting point is 00:57:48 On their feet that was quick I don't know how they did that And so what do you want to say Because you've heard them Smart. They are geniuses. They turn Abby's mic off when they sing. No, they don't. We have the mics. They don't.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Well, you don't hear her at all. Yes, you do. They're all crucial. I'm just telling you. Bobby did the breakdown a minute ago. You could put a hologram up there of anybody and they would not know the difference. That one is not true. That's true.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Two, that is mean. But it's true. Three, do you ever want to be a reindeer with us? Then you need to chill out. And then also, you know how she's in the group? She ain't in the A group because these people performed last night Abby wasn't a part of it
Starting point is 00:58:27 and she's borrowing someone's outfit We switch off I have several A groups Yeah thank you John What group are you in? I'm not in a singing group No like acting groups though Oh probably A group
Starting point is 00:58:37 Yeah yeah yeah yeah Abby I thought you sounded great Thank you even hear her Yeah can you could You could Like let it know you can't Yes you could be lunchbox Because they all sing together
Starting point is 00:58:47 That's the point That's the point I can hear her on the end No problem Because she is I can hear this dude because he's low. Okay, lunchbox, could you hear James?
Starting point is 00:58:57 Yes. Okay, what was he doing? Doubt it. Sing it. Hold on. Shut up. The thing about a quartet is they blend. Yes, it's a blend.
Starting point is 00:59:05 You know what they blended you into the way background. Oh, man. They blended you out. Abby, will you sing a little Rudolph by yourself as the tenor? No, no, I get my things mixed up. Yeah. Rudolph the Red Nose Rained-Rindore had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you wouldn't even say it glows.
Starting point is 00:59:28 All of the other reindeer. You still have him call him names. That's good. They never let, okay. No, I was saying, I was just like, great. That's good. You're perfectly right in that. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Guys. Right where she belongs. If you guys could hang out, I'm going to have you sing a little bit later too. I love it. I love lunchbox. No showered. I know. Misfit.
Starting point is 00:59:48 No showers. Misfit. Whatever that was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was great. But I have a question about it. Oh, no, no, no, no. So, Abby, like, you said that you're the in charge of this, and you met Abby at the Christmas party last year.
Starting point is 01:00:01 So did you invite Abby to sing last year? Did she come up to you at the Christmas party and be like, hey, do you mind if I sing a song with you? I heard her sing the national anthem and I saw her and I said, whoa, we could really use her. And so I saw her around. Woo! He wouldn't lie to you in a costume like that.
Starting point is 01:00:18 And so what group is Abby in? Like, where are her, like, because she doesn't sing with you guys. You were the ones at the Christmas party last year. So does she she has her own group of three people that she's with? Abby sings with any number of us. There are 18 of us actually and she sang with us
Starting point is 01:00:34 at the opening night of Enchant a couple weeks ago. He's trying to find something to hold on to and it was awesome. And Minnie Murphy. We're going to come back in a second. They're going to be here for a while. Well, Abby's mic be on or off? It'll be on like it always has been. Well, yours is about to be off. At, you know what?
Starting point is 01:00:50 I'm going to leave it on. Merry Christmas lunch, lunch, Thank you. At the Yol Tide Carolers. We'll come back in a second. Here, Bobby Bone Show. On the Bobby Bone Show now. The Yuletirellers. So they're here.
Starting point is 01:01:01 They're dressed like Victorian. Victorian time. Right? Like, I think of, like, Queen Victoria. That's the only thing I know from Victorian time. What are the things under the skirts called? Those are private parts. Chastity belt?
Starting point is 01:01:17 No, but there's something that makes the skirt poof. A poop skirt. A poop skirt. All the way, I got it. I was going to say, well, as kids, we call them poop and pooh-poohs. Okay. The Yoltide carolers are here. Abby is a part of the group, and Jessica is the soprano, right?
Starting point is 01:01:34 Yes. Abby is the alto. Hey. Thank you. James is the tenor, and John is the bass, and he's the head of the Nashville group. And the Yulet Tarrlers are all over the country, so you can have them. I hired them last year to sing at my house. That's how good they are.
Starting point is 01:01:49 That was awesome. And so I thought we'd do one. more to kind of put us in the Christmas mood. Can we do silver bells? Can we slow it down a little bit? Is that possible, guys? Sure. Okay, so here they are that you'll tide carolars. Wait, Abby, check your mic. Hello. Custoo. Uh-huh. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Silver bells. It's Christmas time in the city. Ring a league. Soon it will be Christmas dead. Busy sidewalks dressed in holidays.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Day style. In the air, there's a Christmas. Children laughing, and people passing. We don't smile, left to smile, and on every street called he.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Silver bells. Silver bells. Silver bells. It's Christmas time in the city. We are a July and clear. that time. Yeah, I got a little more nasly of that song. You and... Oh, shut up. That's literally all he says.
Starting point is 01:03:54 You and Jessica were like, no, don't let him get to you. Don't let him get to you. And I got a question, does Abby put her hands in that thing because she's like worried, she's like, because I feel like she's given the tenor guy eyes and so she's trying to control her hands so she doesn't like grab them or something. What are you on? So Abby has on, let's say you're Aaron Rogers and you're playing in Green Bay and it's cold and you put your hands in that thing as the quarterback. That is what they would wear then to keep their hands.
Starting point is 01:04:18 hands warm as well. So in order to have that prop makes sense, she wears it. Yes. It's for hand warmer. Yes. Well, I just wonder if she was just trying to control her hands. I feel like she's eyeing the tenor guy. Like I feel like there's chemistry there. How am I eyeing him? He's like behind me. How could you see him? That hat? How could you see with that hat? He's making up
Starting point is 01:04:34 anything. No, at the start of the song, they look at each other and they smile. No, they have to look at each other match. He's a director. To be like, I was looking at Jessica. So we start at the same time. Yes. Oh my gosh. Are you making eyes at Jessica? He's like, she has to behind her hands.
Starting point is 01:04:50 She has her feet in shoes so she can keep her feet on the ground. She doesn't just attack him. Abby, is that fun for you? Yeah. It's really fun. You sound great. All of you guys sound great.
Starting point is 01:04:59 The Yul Tide Carolers. Are you guys booked up for the rest of the year there, John, are you still taking reservations? We're pretty close. You know, we might be able to fit in one or two. But next year. Next year.
Starting point is 01:05:11 Yeah, plan ahead. What if we wanted to hire you, though, in March? For like Christmas in March. We'd do that. Who the heck knows? Christmas whenever. What if we wanted to hire you to do like Sealo? Forget you.
Starting point is 01:05:22 You see, I'm driving around town with the girl I love. I'm like. That'd be fun. See? We could find a way. We could go off Christmas script. What did we have to do one year? We had to do, um, I'm every woman.
Starting point is 01:05:37 Yeah, we just had a family that wanted a little inside joke. And so it was funny. That's what I want. It's all in me. Yeah. Yeah. Have you heard us? the Bones 4 do our Christmas song yet.
Starting point is 01:05:50 We'd like to. Okay, here we go. Oh, it's good. You guys ready? Yeah. Yeah, of course. Eddie, go ahead and turn us off. What?
Starting point is 01:05:56 Yeah. No, you start us off. Okay, well, if I have to, okay, here we go. Blum, boop-boop. Watchbox, go. Oh, my God. We're now the bones three. All right.
Starting point is 01:06:10 We're now, the bones three. Amy, go ahead. Okay. I dream in bubble-eyed No, look He ruined it. That's great. Good intro.
Starting point is 01:06:31 The Yol Tide Carolers at the Yol Tide Carolers, or at the Yol Tide Carolers, Nashville, or the Yuletide Carolers.com. Thank you all for your time, for getting dressed for this. You sound so good. John Kosky, James Richardson, Jessica Heim, H-E-I-M, and Abby.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Abby. Her last gig with them today. They got the promotion, just like that band she joined that she was going to be in and then all of a sudden they didn't get her name on air. All right.
Starting point is 01:06:58 That's not even real. Like it's good at their Wikipedia page. All right, thank you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win.
Starting point is 01:07:10 I don't care which I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Cliver Taylor the fourth. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball. basketball to college football or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.
Starting point is 01:07:25 And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger.
Starting point is 01:07:55 So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford Show on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. you play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
Starting point is 01:08:23 And Rule 2, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care.
Starting point is 01:08:47 So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no, I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 01:09:07 What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wodom. My next guest, you know from Stepbrothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice.
Starting point is 01:09:26 ever. I went and had lunch with them one day and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore. It's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah. It would not be.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Right. It wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Joe Exotic is going, hey, Biden, release me from prison. This guy's crazy. I'm kind of into it again, though, now. Why? Because I did Tiger King. I was into it, and then I was just over it forever.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Now it's hilarious again. Not what he did. And why he's in jail. But the fact that he's like in prison going, yo, help, I'm still here. Man, I forgot he was still in prison. So Joe Exotic's like, yo, let's go. Swat me for somebody. Anyone.
Starting point is 01:10:49 But he can't. He's here. He can't be swapped. Right. That's a really funny. So let's talk about this. Talk about prison for a second. So they spent 25 years in prison, these two guys, of a murder conviction.
Starting point is 01:11:01 1996, there was a shooting death and their friend. They were exonerated after new evidence in a true crime podcast, prove their innocence. What's the podcast? I need to listen to here. These podcasts, they're doing such good investigative work because they can singularly focus on it. Yeah. You know, we have all of these men and women in law enforcement who are doing the best as they can. But when you have 73 cases, it's hard to really dial in.
Starting point is 01:11:24 and focus on just one. It's almost like our nurses and our daughter and our teachers. And so these true crime podcasts, they go and they find it. So Daryl Lee Clark and Kane Joshua Story were 17 years old. They were arrested. There was a gunshot wound. I don't want to get too crazy here because it's early in the morning still. But wrongful conviction.
Starting point is 01:11:44 They filed it. The podcast all happened. They reinvestigated, boom, out. Wow. So sad, 25 years of their life. Investigate a podcaster Susan Simpson and Jacen did. Davis began scrutinizing his case in their proof true crime podcast in 2021. And they interviewed two of the witnesses. So this is my thinking. I think twice a year because again, they're going to
Starting point is 01:12:07 get out and they'll get like $27,000 or something. Yeah. Some amount of money that doesn't make up for the fact they were in jail. Nothing makes up for the fact that they were in jail for 25 years. Nothing. Yeah. And I asked Eddie, we were in the card of the day. We had been with Jerry Jones. And I said, Eddie, for a billion dollars, would you turn 65 right now? And he said, no. That's a billion dollars. He said, because I'd miss all that time with my kids. I said, what about two?
Starting point is 01:12:33 He goes, well, now we're talking. But still. That's a little different. Two billion. Two billion. 25 years of their life is gone and they'll get something that doesn't. I think twice a year, the government should tax all of us a nickel. Every American citizen, a nickel.
Starting point is 01:12:48 Twice a year. And with that, nickel. It goes to people that are held like this. We're not going to notice it. Yeah. And if we find out that we kept them for, there should be a fun that we build for wrongly. And nothing crazy that we feel.
Starting point is 01:13:01 But if we're taxed a nickel, every citizen that pays taxes, and it can go to the, let's go. Yeah, I like it. Because these guys were like 17 years old when they went to jail. So they have no life. They've done nothing. So they're going into the workforce without any experience at 30,
Starting point is 01:13:18 at whatever age. I mean, they're older dudes now. So what, you do before this while I was in prison. And even if they were exonerated and found not guilty, you're still like, wow, but you're in prison. Right. Yeah, but at this age, they don't want to work, man. They need to go out and have fun.
Starting point is 01:13:32 Like, you don't even get a job. They have to work. No, no, that's what I'm saying. They might want to want to feel. No, no. They want to go visit the beaches. They want to go visit the mountains. They want to go.
Starting point is 01:13:41 Would you sign up for the nickel tax twice a year? Yes, 100%. I love it. Something small like that, but also if a whole bunch of people got in on it, because we hear about a few of these a year and they should be taken care of better than they are. I'm so courageous. I'd give 10 cents. Which you know. Stop. Lunchbox, stop. You're too good. You're too good. You're not a good guy.
Starting point is 01:13:57 No, you're too good to the American people. And what you're going to say? It's just terrible to think about how, yeah, we hear about these a few times a year and just how many people are behind bars right now that don't deserve to be there. And that aren't even getting their cases looked at. Because, again, the system is just overrun and extremely too busy. Wake up at 2 a.m. this morning. couldn't go back to sleep so I've been up some eyes are a little blurry they glass over a little bit about this point
Starting point is 01:14:27 I gotta get my like fourth wind even though it's still early but I tell you what happened is I lay everything out either outside of our bedroom or in a guest room so I don't wake my wife up because I understand I wake up really early even if I do get the sleep that I have set aside to get and I get up when the alarm goes off which is almost never I wake up at least an hour before I get up
Starting point is 01:14:50 goes off. It could still be annoying. That I'm all rustling around. She's trying to sleep. I get it. This morning, because we were in Dallas, I had a suitcase that I'd left on the floor. It was dark. I smashed my toe. I went, boom. That's not good.
Starting point is 01:15:07 And she's asleep, and I'm trying to hold. Like, every part of me was shaking. It's like when a weightlifter's trying for a new, like, deadlift record. He's sweating his head. It's like, trembling, and his eyes are. I went, boom. So you wanted to yell. I was like this.
Starting point is 01:15:26 Oh my God. Your eyes are crossed. It hurt so bad and I was trying to be quiet. And I knew it was going to be a long day just because I woke up at 2 in the morning. And I just have to remember it because I plan everything out. I make sure, and not just in the morning, usually I have systems that keep me on track and that give me a good shot at success each day, even in the morning. I have medicine I take, like I have this new medicine I'm taking for like some severe PTSD
Starting point is 01:15:56 symptoms that I've been going through. I have a couple of vitamins I take. But what I do is I put my keys and my wallet and my medicine and my banana and I lay them all out right beside each other. And when I wake up, I can't leave the house without the keys. So I see all of that. And as soon as I take medicine or take my, then I put it in the bag. and I put in the bag
Starting point is 01:16:16 and I keep deodorant in my bag and I keep it to because sometimes I come to work and my armpit smell like a butt and so I make sure to put deodorant on but I have it all there goes in my bag
Starting point is 01:16:25 and my bag here so I have all these systems in place to make sure that I give myself the best chance of the day and you may go well it doesn't that take a lot of time it doesn't take as much time as having to go
Starting point is 01:16:34 forgot my banana now I got to go order some food or I forgot my deodorant now my arm smell like a butt or wondering did I take my pill? Or yeah I do that and I'm like
Starting point is 01:16:43 well shoot do I double up Just skip it. That's the worst. It's going to be a good day if you don't love. Mine don't make me feel anything. I'm not even sure what it's called, but I've been, I have really intense nightmares that are extremely vivid and extremely realistic to the exact place that I'm laying right there,
Starting point is 01:17:01 but I've had them. I've had my house broken into. I've been jumped at work. I've been held at gunpoint, pistol whipped outside of a work event, many death threats. And after time, it's just worn me down to where I don't sleep. and then add to that the fact that I'm always, I can't get my mind to stop working on things. And so it's just, it's never, never good for me.
Starting point is 01:17:23 So when I say I had trouble sleeping, it's never about my bed because I got a heck of a bed. My sleep number, A plus. It's just the brain stuff. But I tell you, that toe right into the suitcase. Boom. And I hope I don't wake her up. I'll check in a little bit.
Starting point is 01:17:40 I hope I didn't wake her up. But it's time for the news. Let's go. bodies big. Stories. Authorities said they have made at least one arrest after a group of thieves stole 4,200 gallons of fuel from the gas station. Wow. How do you do that? That's a lot of milk cartons.
Starting point is 01:17:58 Hendersonville police in Tennessee said the large scale theft happened on November 13th. Valued approximately $20,000. Investigator said the band of thieves made multiple trips to the same gas station and fuel pump over the course of several hours. They later identified one of the getaway vehicles. that led officers to one of the suspects, and they're charging and the investigation is still going, so they're not saying exactly how they got away with it, because I think they're trying to figure how they knew and why they and where they, just a lot of things they don't want to reveal yet. And then don't you think if they release exactly how they did it, other people are going to be like, oh, interesting, okay.
Starting point is 01:18:33 Well, I'm sure they found some sort of vulnerability. Yeah, I mean, how do you get the pump to start pumping gas without paying? That's from Fox 7. Maybe they just saw the pump was paying, but they weren't. And so they said, let's just keep going back. Like it wasn't some sort of premeditated thing. Oh. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:18:50 I'm making this part of. Right. Then they call their buddies and they're like, yo, we can get free gas. Get your gas tank, get your milk cartons, whatever you need. $20,000 worth in one day. Yeah, that's a full tank. That's a tank from my wife's SUV.
Starting point is 01:19:02 You put it on full. Yeah. The oldest known pair of jeans. Oh, here we go. Mike, is this the update? Officer said the guy Rodriguez was driving the Chevy pickup, which had been heavily modified to hold 200 gallons of gas. Authorities also found a special
Starting point is 01:19:16 pump on the truck to expedite offloading the stolen fuel. So again, they must have figured something, but definitely not on the end. I don't know. This guy had a moment. It wasn't far in the moment. Like he was ready. That's crazy. Man, that's awesome. I started googling
Starting point is 01:19:33 how to get one of these. His truck is outfitted to hold that much. Dang. Okay. The oldest known pair of jeans in the whole world just sold for $114,000. They were pulled from a sunken trunk. at an 1857 shipwreck, right off the coast of North Carolina, they pulled it out of the shipwreck. In their current state, they still look like jeans,
Starting point is 01:19:54 but they're apparently the oldest ever. To that, I say, but have they seen lunchboxes? Those are old. He's been wearing the same one since we started doing this show 15, 16 years ago. You could probably get a solid 12 bucks for those. That's what I'm saying. I may have to put some on eBay. They still have the hammer hook.
Starting point is 01:20:08 The loop. The loop. But the jeans look like one of these designers really fancy designer designers would put them up and go $3,000 for a new pair of these. Now obviously we know the role, but they look cool. They're like all brown, but they're like brown from age.
Starting point is 01:20:26 But yeah, they sold for $114,000. I don't think you'd want to. You don't want to risk damaging them, but I don't know why that would be such a collector's item unless it was like the first pair of Levi's or like a brand. Say goodbye to foggy glasses. the scientists develop ultra-thin, gold-based coating that can stop condensation from forming on eyewear. Thank God. With masks, it made my life miserable because I'd breathe into it.
Starting point is 01:20:55 And I wear glasses, constantly battling the fog. And so I wasn't an anti-masker. I was just, I don't want to wear a mask because I can't see. They were like, he hates masks. No, guys, I can't see. I walked in traffic last time I didn't do this. But yeah, it was really tough. If you wore glasses and you had to wear a mask, it was very difficult. But now that would be nice. Because also walking in out of places sometimes when it's cold, hot, hot cold, fog's right up. Or if you're in a hot tub with Caitlin?
Starting point is 01:21:20 I don't wear glasses, because I'm not really reading anything. And how often is that? Yeah, I mean, Amy. I don't know. I feel like I've seen a picture. At some point I've seen you and Caitlin in a hot tub with your glass is fun. When you're at a ski resort and a steamy hot tub, I'm like, yeah, I don't know. Never, never been skiing.
Starting point is 01:21:37 I don't like the snow. In the news from KVOA, legendary Price is right host Bob Barker is celebrating his 99th birthday. Wow. Honestly, if we played alive or dead, I don't know what I would say. Well, he's been off TV for a while, so we don't see him. So, right. Yesterday, to our 99 years old.
Starting point is 01:21:55 That's awesome. We shouldn't start doing a save Bob Barker because then he will die. Oh, yeah, true, true. We're just acknowledging it. Hey, Bob, go about your day, buddy. Everybody just chill. Good for him. Good for you, Bob.
Starting point is 01:22:05 Don't die, Bob. Also in the news, Johnny Knoxville sued by a repairman for emotional distress over a prank. Johnny Knoxville's being sued because it was a prank that went wrong. This from a lawsuit obtained by TMZ, this guy who works as a freelance handyman, claims he was hired to repair an electric dimmer switch on Johnny Knoxville's home. However, when he began working, a lamp went out and a 10-year-old girl, presumably an actress, reportedly accused him of killing her pony because it was on life support when the electricity went out. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:22:35 There was reportedly an actual pony in another room. The story doesn't say if it was dead or alive. That's a funny prank. So was this like recorded or just for his own? Yeah, for a new show. Okay, good. He also claims per the lawsuit that his car was going to be towed. And so when he became alarmed by the whole ordeal, he tried to call the cops.
Starting point is 01:22:54 A man said, hey, you'll get in trouble because if you call the cops, that vehicle had his cocaine in it. Oh, my God. The alleged victim reportedly claims the bag. They pulled out had white powder in it. According to him, Knoxville was the one who disclosed to him that he was being pranked and then offered money for his participation. However, the guy filed the lawsuit to seek damages, emotional, stress, worry, anxiety, harmed his business reputation.
Starting point is 01:23:17 That's from page six. Yeah, that's tough because you can't really do the prank and let them know beforehand. Hey, guys, we need you to sign this here. What am I signing? Just don't read it, but trust me. You're going to enjoy it. Foods you should stop eating if you suffer from hair loss, according to experts. This is from Yahoo.
Starting point is 01:23:33 who. When it comes to hair loss, that doesn't mean you have to put chemicals in your head, although you could, but it could be nutrients that you're not getting. So here you go. Foods that contain high amounts of sugar are terrible. Uh-oh. If you want to keep all of your hair. Foods, and they start going through all this organic stuff, they're best because it allows your hair to grow naturally, but there are things more so that cause it to stop than foods that can actually make it grow more. Does that make sense? You're eating things that's... Not you, Eddie. You're just having...
Starting point is 01:24:07 I mean, you're looking at me the whole time. You can eat things that actually slows down, but there's really nothing to eat that makes it double... You can't really do that. So whatever I've lost, I've just lost. So now I'm working to keep whatever I have. No, but you can actually eat pure foods
Starting point is 01:24:23 that promote old growth. Okay. Or like Ray did, he got shocked in the head. Right, Ray? Not necessarily shocked. It was just blood. Injected? Yeah, they withdrew blood from somewhere Then re-insert it in his head or something
Starting point is 01:24:37 Can they do that in other parts of my body? Not for hair. For what then? Like muscle. Coby used to go to Germany. Oh, yeah. Get his blood spun and then he, that's what I want to do. Why you ask?
Starting point is 01:24:47 Why do you want to do that? Training. For what? I don't know. But I train hard. Just in case something. In case I get the call. And finally, we announced this yesterday on the show,
Starting point is 01:24:58 but it actually made a few different news sites because it is a really big show. Bobby Bones is set for the 2023 edition of the Million Dollar Show featuring his band The Raging Idiots with his best friend producer Eddie February 21st at the Rhyman Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee.
Starting point is 01:25:13 Bobby Bones and The Raging Idiots will be joined at the event by 90 superstars Dina Carter Strawberry Wine Tracy Lawrence He has so many hits, obviously. Randy Houser, Parker McCollum, and Michelle Branch.
Starting point is 01:25:29 And other special surprise guests will appear. Proceeds will go to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Bones has raised over $21 million for St. Jude and other charities. By the way, when they say me, that means us. This in this room and this team that listens to this show and takes part. Don't think I look at it and go, yeah, I sure do. It's like, it's a wee thing. That's a we thing. That's a fictional character anyway. No, I'm looking at them right now. I see him. I know. But it's like, it's not, but it's like I had to use a fake name forever. So it always feels like, my name is Bobby, obviously. and all this stuff's real, but still I can go like,
Starting point is 01:26:06 ah, someone's like, the cops like, what's your name? Are you by bones? Yeah. That's me. I'm fictional. Not real. Yeah, what are you going to do? Although a cop's never said that to me. Because I don't get arrested because I'm good.
Starting point is 01:26:19 I'm good citizen. All right, that's the news. Thank you. Bobby's big. Stories. Let's go over and talk to Craig who lives in Alabama. Craig, we appreciate you calling. What's going on, buddy?
Starting point is 01:26:32 Good morning. How are you? Morning studio. Morning. What's up, buddy? There we go. It's like an immediate reaction. No, I know you're a big sports fan.
Starting point is 01:26:42 And Coach Leach, Mississippi State just announced like eight, nine minutes ago that he passed after doing an organ donation. You know, I just saw it. I'm glad you called because I just, during that little break there, I just tweeted, that I had planned a segment in case he had passed away. And I hoped we wouldn't have to do the segment, that kind of thing. Amy, a little background on coach. Mike Leach. I think he came to everybody's attention at Texas Tech, went to Washington.
Starting point is 01:27:10 He's at Mississippi State now. Never played football at a high level. Actually, went to Pepperdine, I think, and got his law degree. And then he told his wife, he said, I can make a lot of money and come on and be miserable every day or I can make no money and come home and be happy. And his wife's like, come on and be happy. So he got into coaching.
Starting point is 01:27:26 Did everything a little different. Like a real original. And I pulled a bunch of, like, awesome quotes. from him because he was hilarious. He was inspirational. But the story is, Mississippi State football coach, Mike Leach died Monday night after complications related to a heart condition. The school announced he was 61.
Starting point is 01:27:44 What we had all heard, if you're in the sports world, is that something happened and they said he's had a health complication. They didn't say much about it. Then it started to come out that they had to call the helicopter to get him. He had a heart attack because the weather was bad, they couldn't get up quickly. And then he was just in the hospital for a long time. 61 years old.
Starting point is 01:28:03 That's right. I want to play some Mike Leach quotes. Even if you don't know who he is or care about football, I think you'll like that you'll be entertained by this because he was a very entertaining, very intelligent guy. Mike Leach, who coach Mississippi State, blame the struggles against Auburn on his players wanting to eat fish sandwiches and drink lemonade with their fat girlfriends.
Starting point is 01:28:21 Here you go. What? I'll get in trouble for this, I'm certain, but instead of playing hard and getting a first down and getting to play, then, you know, you want to sit behind a... a shade tree, eat a fish sandwich, and drink a lemonade with your fat little girlfriend. And that's what we're shooting for way too often. I thought, you know, when can we relax, making judgments on place?
Starting point is 01:28:47 And it definitely bit us pretty hard. I don't think so. He's like, they're just lazy, you know? Okay. That's one way to say it. Here's Mike Leach on his favorite sweet treats. Oh, when I was a kid, well, gummy bears, let's see. The hairbow, it's got to be the airbow ones.
Starting point is 01:29:03 And then the latest, you know, they have those nerds clusters, which is new. The gummy. Yeah, which is good. The nerds clusters is good. And then if you go chocolate, probably almond joy. Wow. He's about to go into the game. He loves it.
Starting point is 01:29:19 He's getting ready. He loves it. He's about it. Whenever Caitlin had created the water at Sonic, the Bobby slash Caitlin water, they were like, oh, thanks for talking about nerd. Oh, I had so many gummy ropes. Nerd ropes. Oh, so good, so bad. Here's Mike Leach on us not being alone in the universe and if Bigfoot is real.
Starting point is 01:29:49 I mean, to me, it's always been naive. On Earth, they say, oh, well, we're the only ones. Really, why? Have you been to the other planets? Have you checked out the other planets? You know, I hope there's Bigfoot. I don't think there is. the reason I don't think there is because
Starting point is 01:30:04 we've found bones of dinosaurs and everything else, but we haven't found bones that I've heard of, of Bigfoot. Makes a point. Okay, so is he at a press conference here? Yeah, some of these are. Okay, so why would he be answering that question at a football? He goes off all the time. He goes off all the time. Okay. He'll just get interested in something
Starting point is 01:30:20 and just go off. Okay. Here is, in a Mississippi State post-game interview on the field, the reporter was about to get married, and so that came up as their walking off. Go elope. Trust me on that. Go a lope.
Starting point is 01:30:36 Because basically every female in the family is going to terrorize you guys until it's over. Once it's over, I mean, they'll be upset for a few days, but it'll be over. And then you cruise along, have a happy marriage, have a happy life. Then he walks to the locker room. All right, got to go talk to the team.
Starting point is 01:30:54 That's great. And finally, Mike Leach's funny response after a reporter asks him what he thinks about the calls in the first half, like the refs, of the Mississippi State game. You've been speaking to the officials all night. What's your reaction to some of those calls in the first half? What's your reaction? You're watching the same game I am.
Starting point is 01:31:10 I think you ought to comment on it positive or negatively, whatever's running through your mind. Okay, thank you. Sean, I'll like... You don't want to get fine, but he wanted them to know. Rest in peace, Mike Leach. I just don't know anybody that didn't like Mike Leach unless you were Ole Miss and Mississippi State was a rival. And you had to dislike them because that's what rivalries are. Or you were Texas A&M or when you played Texas Tech.
Starting point is 01:31:37 Mike Leach was awesome. And he just was a guy who did it different all the time. He wasn't an ex-player. He approached the game differently. He approached people differently. I loved Mike Leach. You know, there was a while a couple of times, five, ten years ago. I was like, man, I wish Arkansas would get Mike Leach.
Starting point is 01:31:55 Like, I just really loved him. I turned that Mississippi State program around and sad to see and sad to hear that Mike Leach has passed away at 61 years old. Dang. That really sucks. I messed up a couple times today. I said y' old time instead of y'ltide earlier.
Starting point is 01:32:10 And for that, I still apologize. That's all right. I'm an idiot. I'm stupid of. And Washington State, my coach at Washington State, not Washington. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:19 I was in a hurry to get to the segment. I'm stupid. Everybody hates me. I'm sorry. Nobody told me yet, but I know they would if I gave it a second. Oh, it's coming. I'm sure.
Starting point is 01:32:28 Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't have noticed. If I will be. If I come in all soon. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me,
Starting point is 01:32:38 Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement
Starting point is 01:32:51 to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.
Starting point is 01:33:02 One week I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
Starting point is 01:33:37 There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same proliferation.
Starting point is 01:34:04 con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target.
Starting point is 01:34:18 He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wodom. My next guest, you know from Stepbrothers
Starting point is 01:34:40 Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and
Starting point is 01:35:03 coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much. luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right. It wouldn't be that.
Starting point is 01:35:34 There's a lot of luck. Listen to thanks, Dad, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I got a question. Who wants some free cash? Me. Me. Me. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:35:48 Come on. Now, one of the best things about having a show that's pretty successful is that I can pay you guys to do bits because a company won't, right? Otherwise, we just be screwed. They don't give us any money for anything. But to make sure the bits are good,
Starting point is 01:36:01 sometimes I'll just throw some extra. I'll chum it up a little bit, you know? Also, I don't make you guys do anything. Right. It's all stated. Voluntarily. I don't make people do anything. Yeah, it's all voluntarily.
Starting point is 01:36:11 Let's go. Except the wheel. It's called the placebo. You can always pull yourself off the wheel if you really stand by. Like Morgan's pulled off. She's a vegetarian interview. Oh, that's right. She has, yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:21 This is called the placebo experiment. All right. How about a chance for the guys only? I'm sorry, you'll see why Amy. To make an easy 100 bucks if you're on for the placebo experiment. Yeah. Yeah. I like placebos.
Starting point is 01:36:37 All the, do you know what a placebo? placebo is? Placebo. No, I guess that's placenta. You're thinking of placenta and you were yes? What the heck? He was like, I'm in. I was like, I'll eat a placenta.
Starting point is 01:36:48 No, no, you don't have to eat a placenta. It's not your, okay. A placebo is, oh, you'll understand here. Everybody who takes a challenge, we get $100, even if placebo or not. But I need at least three or four of you, and you'll all blindly take a pill. One of the pills will be Viagra.
Starting point is 01:37:06 The other three will be sugar pills. Stop. What the crap. Oh, my God. No one knows. what they took. The purpose is one to see if the Viagra really works or if anyone else thinks
Starting point is 01:37:16 maybe they took the Viagra and if the placebo actually makes it work as well. Now here's the reason I bring it up. Where did you get the pill? We don't have it yet. I don't know. Somebody here has one. My name can get on the dark web or something or scuba and call one of his buddies behind the Waffle House or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:37:31 Okay, okay. Viagra lowers the risk of Alzheimer's almost 70%. I like it. This is a new study. New research published recently suggests that Pfizer's erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra, can decrease the risk of developing Alzheimer's by, again, almost 70%. The research, which was published by nature, found that the medication has a direct effect on brain health and significantly reduces the toxic proteins that can cause dementia. Hmm. The study's findings are so promising that the drug may someday be used to counter dementia. Not someday with us. We want to start now.
Starting point is 01:38:03 We've got to get ahead of it. A new team of experts is preparing to conduct another study that builds on the data, but we are too. So, think about it. You don't have to give me an answer now. But I need at least three to four. And like, Kelvin could be a part of this too if he wants. He works in the back. Huh.
Starting point is 01:38:24 So. Wow. Ray, is this something you'd consider? I mean, I can check with you tomorrow to get answers. Is this something you would consider? I like the odds. If there's four people in, three, there's a lot better chance you're going to get that pill. Four, I could be tempted.
Starting point is 01:38:36 But, I mean, it's going to be a massive problem trying to work. So with four. So with four you would consider it Okay Eddie what are your rules here? Dude, like Ray said Am I gonna be able to work? No, listen, listen
Starting point is 01:38:53 What if I've got to get up and do something? Like, I can't, you know what I mean? I hear you, but that's... Go ahead to have everybody turn around. That's part of it. It's a drug. Very awkward. I'm definitely open to it,
Starting point is 01:39:05 but I haven't made my decision yet. It's for Alzheimer's, Andy. Let's box, go ahead. Oh, man, I'm just thinking about Alzheimer's and I'm Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's. No, okay. Altham, Alzheimer's? Althamers. Are you doing it or not?
Starting point is 01:39:18 Would you do it? Oh man, I don't want Alzheimer's. Oh, man, I don't want Alzheimer's. What? Alls. Everyone says it different. No, no, not like that, Amy. I know, but just let it go. Alzheimer's? I think I say it all timers. Okay. Hey, you want to ask? Gosh, man, let me tell you.
Starting point is 01:39:34 S. Kelvin, aka kickoff Kevin, if he wants to do it from the production room. They're asking him. 100 bucks you may get you may get nothing right just a little sugar rush I'll do a sugar rush for a hundred bucks and bones it's a hundred to just do it yeah you don't have to hey did you hear the bit
Starting point is 01:39:51 a little bit of it okay this is uh this is Kelvin whose actually name's Kevin but on this show he's Kelvin on the 25 whistles kickoff wait whatever yeah yeah what we're doing is I'll give everybody a hundred bucks to just be in the test everybody gets blindfolded you'll draw randomly everybody will get a sugar pill except for one person who doesn't know,
Starting point is 01:40:11 that person will have a Viagra. Let's do it. You're in? Yeah. I'm in the back. I'll come to you tomorrow. Think about it. I got to think about it.
Starting point is 01:40:21 It's a hilarious segment. How long does it? I don't know, Eddie. You can look it all up. You never know, Eddie. You never know. You can call a doctor if it's over four hours. Oh my goodness.
Starting point is 01:40:29 On Gray's Anatomy, they had someone come in and it was ended tragically. The effects can last four to eight hours. Oh, good. Depending on the individual person in the dose that you take. Four to eight? We don't even have it, guys. So did you say 4 to 8 or 48?
Starting point is 01:40:41 4 to 8. Oh. Hey, Scooby Steve, you know shady people. You could probably get us something, huh? Yeah, my uncle used to work at Pfizer, so I'm sure he's got some laying around. I can grab from him. Oh, just chilling. Yeah, just chilling, yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:51 Well, think about it. I'll check with tomorrow and see if we want to do this. It's called the plus C. We do science on this show, too. Are you in-bones? No. Okay. I got to do some. I'm not going to pay and then have to do the bits.
Starting point is 01:41:00 I'm paying for this segment out of my own pocket. That's good point. But Amy Morgan, do you see why? Yeah, fine. Okay. I'm good. We may have to raise my desk. Okay.
Starting point is 01:41:08 I can't. It'll raise on its own. Stop. Stop. Okay. Too much. Here's the deal. Yeah, that's the problem with bits like this.
Starting point is 01:41:15 They go too far. Yeah, and then it's uncomfortable. It goes from funny to gross. That's going to be uncomfortable. The bit's going to be uncomfortable. Well, for one of you. We'll check in tomorrow. Okay, everybody.
Starting point is 01:41:28 Ray, can I grab a couple calls? Do you have time real quick? Yeah, you're good. Okay. Can I go over and talk to Karen in Golden, Colorado, who's on the phone? Hey, Karen, you're on the Bobby Bowie. show what's going on. Hello, Bobby.
Starting point is 01:41:38 Morning studio. Morning. Hey, so super excited. The Colorado School of Mine where my son plays football, made it to the National Championship D2 football game this coming in McKinney, Texas. That's awesome. Yes, it's so exciting. First time schools ever made it.
Starting point is 01:41:59 ESPNU is going to be covering the game for the first time, and I really want a clever sign. So I can get on TV. What? So your name is Karen? My name is Karen. What's your, what's the mascot of the school? The mascot is a blaster.
Starting point is 01:42:15 It's a donkey. A donkey. Okay. And then your son's name is what? What's the school, my son's name is Colin. All right. What the school is known for is they're called go nerds because they're all engineering students and crazy smart. Okay.
Starting point is 01:42:31 So if it's about you, I would, again, I'm just going to, we can see. spitball this. It'd be like, hi, I'm Karen. I'm not going to call the manager, but I might call the nerds or something like that. Because she's Karen. I play on Karen. And then have your son's number. I think you could play the Karen thing with a funny joke. Like, hi, my name really, I'm Karen, but I'm not going to
Starting point is 01:42:51 reach out to your manager. I'm going to reach out and cheer on the nerd. There's something there that's like that. Otherwise, you're just talking about your son. So I would, see, first of all, congratulations. I hope you guys win. Who are you playing?
Starting point is 01:43:07 Are you playing the Dweaves? Nerds versus Dweaves? I mean, I wouldn't say that, but they're playing Ferrette State from Michigan, the defending champions. So it'll be a great game. Bobby, I would encourage you to, if you have a minute to watch the game, they are a super fun team. They have the Harlan Hill, which is the equivalent of the Heisman Trophy for D-2 as the quarterback for the Mines.
Starting point is 01:43:28 And Brandon Moore, like, I've gotten all these boys to start listening to 25 whistles. If you gave him a shout out, I know they were. would love that. But Brandon Moore is the head coach. He was a former OU player and a former professional player, and he's hilarious in interviews because he talked about how hard it is to coach players that are so much smarter than you. And he's awesome. Mike, we should reach out to Brandon Moore and get him on the show.
Starting point is 01:43:51 That's cool. Okay, so, but so yeah, I'm familiar with D2. I did play about playing color. Mostly play about play for a Division II team for years, where I would travel with team. And that's where I got started doing sports when I was like 22, 23. the Henderson State Reddies. That'd be like, I have formation, drops back. But at home games, I had a color commentator as well.
Starting point is 01:44:12 So I would do the play-by-play. We had a color commentator on the road because we couldn't afford a color color commentator on the road. Because I'd like put him in a hotel. So I had to do play-by-play in color. At the same time? Yeah, I'd be like third and two, drops back. Wow, what a hit! Yes, sir.
Starting point is 01:44:22 He wasn't quite a hit, wasn't it? And I'd do both. That's confusing. Yeah, it was, but I got better at it as it went. Yeah, good luck. And I'd definitely play up to Karen. Karen on the sign. I'm not going to call the manager, but,
Starting point is 01:44:35 call you Curve Street later tonight if you're not busy. Oh, hey. Whoa. Okay. I don't know. All right. All right. Mike, let's try to get him on. That'll be cool. Let me do one more call. Right. Do we have time for one more call? Yeah, you got a minute and a half. Okay. Let's go to Jackie in Albany, New York. Jackie, how are you? Hello, I'm good. How are you? Thank you for calling. What's going on? Yes, I was just doing my morning kitchen things and I heard you on the radio say about your not being able to sleep. Yes. And so this is totally what I was, I just stopped and I was like, I could totally help you with that.
Starting point is 01:45:12 And it's funny because you actually had the answer to what was preventing you from sleeping as you were talking. Okay, right, right. Can we put her a hole for one second? I went out of time because I do want to talk to her. We'll come back in one second. Please hold Jackie. We'll be right back. Hold on. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes with us from Monmouth, New Jersey. A man was sitting in the Walgreens parking lot in his car when someone gets tap, tap on the window. get out of the car. We want your vehicle. He's like, fine, gets out of the car. They drive off. Only problem is that guy had a flat tire and was waiting for AAA. Oh, no. That's funny. And so the carjackers made it about a half a block before they realized that
Starting point is 01:45:49 had a flat tire. That's funny. Had to flee on foot before they were arrested. That's what you get. That's funny. It's like, give me your car. All right, sure. The reason it was Eric's is broken down. Dang, okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. I thought we'd end the show today with a little Christmas caroling since that's what we've done all day. Except it's not the singers we brought in.
Starting point is 01:46:12 It's actually lunchboxed. Oh, great. Love it. What did you decide to do? I decided to go to different drive-thrus and get people in the holiday spirit because- Oh, you know they were so annoyed when some guy comes up. It starts singing in the speaker. And the first one I went to, it doesn't have a speaker.
Starting point is 01:46:28 You order at the window. Oh, you sing it right to their face? So she's sitting there and she has her little thing ready for me to order. I just start singing to her. Okay, dokey, here is Lunchbox, driving up and seeing Christmas carols. All right, you ready? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:43 I'm here to get you in the Christmas spirit. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming. Come on, take it. See, I can't think about Santa Claus right now.
Starting point is 01:46:56 My birthday tomorrow. He's making a list. He's shaking it twice. Find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to tell. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness' sake.
Starting point is 01:47:18 You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not proud. I'm telling you what. Is that y'all look up the lyrics for real? Santa Claus is coming to tell. I mean, that's joy. She did like it.
Starting point is 01:47:33 She kept trying to insert, like, are you going to order? Yeah, I was wondering if you're wasting her time. Because, you know, they have to turn people over quickly. And the computer can show how fast people got through, and that affects, you know, their grade, their rating. Was there a car behind you? She's like, bro. San Antonio Claus, is coming. Go on fast.
Starting point is 01:47:54 That is funny, though, she's saying along. Here is, Lunchbox doing White Christmas. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten And children listen No, you want me keep going? You used to keep more in person though
Starting point is 01:48:20 Oh, no, I, did you like it? Was that good? It was cool. Like a nine out of ten, you're in the holiday spirit now, or like, eh, improve. Bye. Okay. I feel like we just heard him sing, and we could have heard that in here. So I have one more clip and it says Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, but it says 81 seconds. Okay.
Starting point is 01:48:43 Oh, you got to play it. I mean, it's so good. I mean, are you not feeling in the Christmas? 81. Okay. It's just, okay, go ahead. How's it going? Hey, what's going on?
Starting point is 01:48:54 Man, not a lot. You know what I mean? I just think you need to get in the Christmas spirit. So I'm here to get you in the Christmas spirit. Oh, are you going to think me like a Christmas carol? Rudolph the Red Nose. Reindeer, reindeer, reindeer had a very shot. He knows
Starting point is 01:49:08 And if you ever saw it So it's crazy he doesn't stay on the Melodies of the biggest songs of our childhood Yeah, he's probably been singing his whole life He's like Rudolph the red nose reindeer It's like every counting Crows show I've ever been to except the last one Where they have big hits but they sing them weird
Starting point is 01:49:24 And you can't sing along And if she wanted to sing Rudolph She'd be like Rudolph Because he just sings it's so weird Go ahead You would even say it glows Like a light bulb All of the other
Starting point is 01:49:36 reindeer reindeer Used to call him names They never let poor Rudolph Joining any reindeer games Then one foggy Christmas Eve Okay, does she ever come in? What's the 81 seconds for? Yeah, I mean this is really long. Why the need?
Starting point is 01:49:54 I feel like she left. Is she still there? I don't know. She turned the lights off and went home. Here's the problem. I didn't know she was still there, but so you've got to keep going. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? She does talk to me at the end. Okay, go ahead. Santa came to say, Rudolph with your nose so bright
Starting point is 01:50:09 Won't you guide my sleigh tonight Then I'll the reindeer loved him Loved him And they shouted out with glee Yippee Rudolph the red Okay so you could have just like got to the part here at the end You know
Starting point is 01:50:24 She still hasn't Or you could have been like Rudolph the Rizzizzizzes You'll go down in history And then she comes back on you know Oh you mean I could have fast forward Yeah we'd have to hear the whole song Of you singing
Starting point is 01:50:33 But you just didn't know what We did The anticipation of is she going to join? I've been anticipated it out. It shows over, you know? I've been anticipated for the last five hours. I do like it. But go ahead.
Starting point is 01:50:43 Finish it up, Ray. Thank you. Merry Christmas. Does that, did that work? Did that actually get you in the spirit? Man, that wasn't very convincing. All right, I'll work on it. I'll get better.
Starting point is 01:50:55 I thought you'd sing with me, but you didn't even join in ever. I didn't. I'm so sorry. That's all right. Maybe next year. Okay. All right. Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 01:51:05 Do you want a burger? Hey. So what can I do? do for you. We learned a lot here. One, I like that. That's fine. I'm in the Christmas spirit now more. I felt like she thought I was special. Yeah, you have two we can get to the meat of that, speaking of burgers. Yeah. I'm here. Rudolph, the rest, you'll go down in his story. You mean like his editing? Yeah, so is none. But here's the problem. You only want two lines of the song. Yeah, we just want to get to the joke. Then what's
Starting point is 01:51:30 the point of Carolyn? We can play any art. We can have an artist sing the song if you want to hear the song. Oh. You know? I liked it though, but we learned it. I mean, messed up like, one, two, three, seven times today. And you only did once. That's a good day for you. I'll go down in history. You'll do what? Go down in history.
Starting point is 01:51:47 Mm-hmm. Okay. All right, that's it. Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bobby Bones.
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