The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Bobby & Amy Give Advice To Listener Trying To Connect With Stepdaughter + Listener Sends In Studio Recorded Version Of Him Singing BBS Jingle + Name That Professional Sound Game!

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

A listener needs advice on how to connect with his stepdaughter, so Bobby and Amy share their best tips! Then, hear the amazing new jingle a listener recorded for the show! Plus, can you name these professional sounds?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And I feel like the intro is a little place setter so you can learn a little bit about them. Right? That's what we write them. Yeah. For example, Eddie's at first. He found out he has dyslexia. Yeah. After taking an on-air test. And when it comes to math and numbers, well, you know the rest.

Hey, I want to ask you guys, like, what do you all love so much? Because I realized the other day, I cut my grass and after I was done, I just stood outside. I was like, this is beautiful. So you don't mean like actual, foundational family you mean just like something that you love

random yeah like if it's pizza if it's whatever the smell of whatever but because me it's not even the smell of fresh cut grass it's just fresh cut grass I love golf maybe that's why I love golf so much and maybe I was thinking I'm from South Texas we cut grass all year round it wasn't like here

where we have a winter where we don't cut the grass for like four months so maybe that's just a part of my childhood that I love so much but I love fresh cut grass I love cereal so much. A special type of cereal? There are lots of cereals that I love and there's a ranking. Sure, I have

lots of cereals that I, but I just love cereal. I could eat cereal for breakfast. I could eat cereal for a snack. I could eat cereal after lunch as like a lunch dessert. Can't eat it for lunch because that's my taste that changes in the day. And for dinner I can't eat cereal because I don't eat breakfast for dinner. But I could eat it as a dessert. Oh.

I love cereal. You? Laundry. You love doing laundry? Laundry. I love lunch. Can you come? Like having it done for you? No, I do it. I love vacuuming.

You're a crazy. No, you don't. There's no way. Yes, I do. I have said this for. No, but you don't love it. Like, you look forward. I can't wait to get home a vacuum.

Nobody loves that. Yeah, no, it's very therapeutic for me. And maybe, because I remember, my mom is very therapeutic for her. She would always vacuum and, like, do lines. And one thing that's, like, at my house, I have a hardwoods, and my vacuum doesn't make any lines. And it drives you crazy because I can't. can't see it on the wood and I miss seeing those lines like my mom.

It's something. You can ask anybody in my family. I have some therapy that you can do at my house today if you want to do it. Absolutely. And when you're done it, Bobby's coming to mind. We have therapy all the way around for all of us if you want to do it. Well, maybe it's, I mean, I'd be happy to do it. I love the smell of fresh laundry.

You haven't seen our pile. You're going to see our pile and be like, I don't want to do this. We got lots of therapy for you. Well, that, I mean, that's about weird. It's not like I just love everything. I don't like cleaning the bathroom. That would be weird. But I mean, I do that.

All right. Let's go over to the lunchbox. Did I even do your line? Oh, no, that was Eddie's thing. Yeah, that was the what do you love? Got it. Lunchbox, what do you love? Oh, I love at the end of the day when Bobby says, you guys are cut.

And it means we can go home. I'm like, yeah. I love that. And I love. That's cool. hilarious. I never think of that as like the bell at 3 o'clock. Yeah.

It's like counting down, dude. It's like, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Yeah. But usually when you say that, we still have a podcast to do, so it never means me. It's like I have an after school detention. That's true. That's true for you. After school detention, you don't get paid for.

That's true, too. I'm going with a school analogy. Yeah, but also it kind of hurt my feelings. Oh, really? Yeah, a little bit. He's like, it's like punishment. Yeah, I'm detention. That you've hired him to do this other stuff.

But I didn't think about that because I do go, okay, everybody is cut. Except for Eddie. Right, so I have to stay back. Well, sometimes if we have the countdown, I have to stay back, but I'm happy to do it. Thank you. Here's what she loves. Countdown, laundry, and vacuuming. Yeah.

All right. We're moving on. over to Lunchbox, he thinks the TV show NCIS Sydney is really bad. And every time he reviews it, he gets more and more mad. It's Lunchbox. Man, I've been out here just being nice to people. I mean, the world is just such a sad place. People are angry all the time.

So I'm just trying to, you know, cheer people up. And so I went out and just random people. I was just pumping them up. So Lunchbox is holding on very tightly to the idea that he can be kind for two weeks. We had some issues yesterday on the show. I mean, we told him if he could go two weeks straight, Would just be in kind. We'd pay for him to go drive this Lamborghini around a racetrack.

It's not cheap. It's like 500 bucks. And so he's trying as hard as he can. And so now, do you want to play this? Yeah, the first one, my wife was going to get coffee at a coffee shop. I was like, let me go with you because I got to see how good this barista is. Here we go. Smooth, poor, quick, efficient.

Everything you did was awesome. No problem, man. Have a great day. You did a kick butt job right there. Did you tip him? No With words Yeah he was kind though

I think the guy probably thought like Wow that's very nice There's a cup right there It'll take a dollar You can put it all in it You know words of affirmation right Yeah I hear you Not everybody's love language

But I hear you Yeah you have another one Yeah just some dude In the grocery store He was on the cereal aisle I was on the cereal aisle And I hit him with it Can I just tell your sweater

It's straight fire Oh Yeah like that means it looks good Yeah yeah yeah Yeah it is straight fire dude Like, I mean, you're, so yeah, I just want to tell you, the sweater looks fire. I appreciate it. Sorry, I wasn't trying to be weirder.

No, it's okay. Yeah. Straight fire. Keep dressing like a G. What? I think he thinks it's weird that it's a 40-year-old man saying straight fire. Well, he was like a 70-year-old man. Okay.

Do you have one more or are you done? I know, I got one more. My kids had to go to the dentist. You know, get the teeth clean, so I had to hype up the dental hygienist. Okay. Look at the way she's cleaning. She's doing such a good job. Your teeth are going to be so clean because she's so good.

So good. Thanks for being my height, man. Well, I can see the sparkle on your teeth because she's so good at cleaning them. Great job. It just sounds like you called a number that starts a 900. Yeah. And that tone of that person's giving you jollies. I think the teeth look so hard.

You're so cold. I think the last two for sure thought he was hitting on him. The guy, the cereal guy and the high sweater, fire sweater guy. Yeah. Oh, lunchbox? Hey, you're trying. That's all it matters, right? I was just trying.

Just trying to be nice one day of time, one person at a time. All right, moving on. The morning corny after dark is back after several listeners asked. Some of them are so bad. These morning corny's after dark, you have to listen to them on the podcast. It's Amy. So this is like a sweet or not thing for the guys in the room because my friend went out on a first date with a guy that she met a while ago and on the date. On an app?

No. They met like working out or something. And on the date, he said, you know, I've thought about you a lot ever since. Like all the time you're looping through my mind like a pretzel. How many dates they're going? This was on date one that he said this. Why the pretzel? And why?

Because I guess a pretzel like. Oh, he's been thinking about them talk. Okay. So he, since they met, he's been thinking about her like a pretzel. Yeah, like that's how he described it in her brain. But she took that as, oh, like he's thinking about. them being a pretzel, you know? Oh, I thought the part that was weird was him saying he thinks about her all the time.

They never have been on a date. Oh. Okay. That seems a bit aggressive and like he's going to put you in a basement somewhere. A girl doesn't want to hear that? Like I've been thinking about you the whole. Yes, but not during the first date. Okay, got you.

Like ever since we met, you lived through my brain like a pretzel. The pretzel's weird though. Right, right. That's what I didn't know if this is because she's like, I didn't know whether or not to think the pretzable is a sweet thing or not. And she's trying not to overthink it, but then kind of the really sweet part is the next day. She gets a text message from him and all it is is a pretzel. Man, he's going hard with that pretzel. Which means like I'm thinking about you.

One, he's going a little too hard in general. Like after one date, even during one day, aside from the pretzel thing, that's too much. I can't stop thinking about you. I've thought about you so much since we met before we're on our first day. That's weird. Secondly, I'm not weirded out by the pretzel like the wrap our arms and legs. That's not weird to me. Well, I know, but he didn't even mean it that way.

It's just too early. to be saying I think about you all the time, regardless of whatever it is. I know, but now he has this emoji that's like, boom, she knows while he's thinking about me. I don't know. I'm kind of starting to think it's sweet. So all he's got to do is send the pretzel? He should have sent, if he was going to go forward,

he should have sent a bunch of pretzels to her. Oh, real ones. Well, because the second time Caitlin and I ever went out, she was like, we went on a date, and we found this chip. She's like, man, they don't really have these in Oklahoma. I haven't seen these in forever, some random chip. After the second time we went out.

And so I sent her whole case of those chips. I thought it was funny. And I was thinking, but it wasn't like, I think about you all the time like a pretzel. I was like, hey, I know you've been looking for these and had them delivered to her house. And it was the whole box of those chips. And I know she was never going to eat all those chips. But I just remember she said that little thing about those random chips and I went and found them. But I wasn't like, the first time we met if I'd have been like, ever since I met you for 10 seconds, I just think about you like a freaking pretzel.

She'd have been out. Right. That's the way this is. This is complicated. Yellow flag. Oh, okay. Morgan? Yeah, I think it's a yellow flag.

I do think it's super sweet and I love the inside joke that they now have, but a little strong for the first day. Like maybe a second, third date, you could pull that off. Don't be going full Kool-Aid man on the inside until you spent some time together. Because Kool-Lam bust through and he's in the house. This guy's like, we just met. Thought about you every second. Pritzel.

Do you still do things like that with Caitlin? Like if she said something, will you like send her a case or something? It's funny you ask, we're married, no. You let yourself go. You're like, don't be ridiculous. We don't do anything anymore. Well, I couldn't actually do that because we live together, so I wouldn't have it delivered to the house.

I tried, I tried to, but, you know, we're together all the time, and it does become a little different. I mean, I try to do stuff, but not like that. I was trying to, like, I was courting. Yeah. That's hardcore, full core press. No, you get it? I think that that's a shift for everybody.

I was just curious, because that was a really. You just set me out to fail there. No, I didn't. Okay. Go ahead. Or no, Ray, whoever's doing it. Ray, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas,

work pretzels through his mind a lot for him. That's a constant thought. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. All right. Ray and I have been on more than one date, though. That's okay. On eBay, someone has listed,

signed Bobby Bones, guitars, and I'm not sure I sign them. It's in a blue marker. They're offering them for $1,200 bucks. Blue marker. Right, Mike? It's like a light blue.

Yeah. Do you think I signed these? They said you signed them. Is that your signature? You know your signature. But I know my signature and you can easily like take it from something and put it somewhere else, even with AI at this point. So it says there are two signed Bobby Bones guitars on sale. One's $500.500.

$1,500. Are these legit? Is that too much? Amy, is that too much? You don't have to be rude. Is that way overpriced? Just go with the story. You don't have to tip with the story.

What a rip off. I'm just thinking I got a guitar with your signature on it for doing a work event. I didn't sign it for you. You got it because they gave it to you with a bunch of people on it. I know, but like, if you had given it to me, I'd like, when it keep in. But I wouldn't give you something signed to me. Exactly. But should I sell it?

No. It's like, look at it. It says, hello and thanks for the interest. According to my notes, this was signed by Bobby when he appeared on Good Morning America here in New York in June of 2018. Please let me know if you have any further questions. Oh, wow. Go back to that day. Do you remember that?

Were you there in 2018? It must have been after, was it, after I want to dance about the stars? A better book tour. But what I've, all I'm going to say is, I don't, I need to see, like, on video of them. If you're out there, anything about buying it, first of all, it's way overpriced. I'll sell you one for that. Amy told you. Yeah, 250.

And that's because the guitar's about 249. But I would hold off on buying if anybody's listening, because I don't know this is real. You don't remember them, like, when you go to those shows, do they make you sign anything just for fun? I'm going to say this, and I know Amy's going to laugh at it. me because it's just this I but I people ask me to sign stuff all the time I remember everything I've ever signed yeah and I think that is an okay answer that's why would I laugh at that you just you almost lost your breakfast because I read a story about a guitar a guy's selling 1500 dollars a lot of money

it's a lot of money I agree that wasn't the point I said don't buy it I need to message them anyway that's the point I found it wanted to share it I don't think that's I don't know that I sign those what are your thoughts Mike I think it's the blue that's kind of You would remember signing a guitar like that in blue two of them. And look at the two and see if it's exactly the same. If so, I didn't do that. Because everybody's signature is the same and similar, but not exactly, because there's so much scribble in my signature.

So we could look at that. I mean, but if it was around Dancing with Stars time, that was a whirlwind. Like, you had a lot going on. Yeah, I don't know that. That's all. I'm getting insulted by something I brought for the show, and I'm done with it. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air

It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag Yeah Hello Bobby Bones Recently my boyfriend and I were at a bar The guy came in, started harassing us and other people And we stood our ground But eventually the guy got in my boyfriend's face My boyfriend's a pretty strong guy

He works out, he's tall, he has muscles So he's always been masculine in my eyes And I'm proud that he did not back down I'm proud that he stood up for me However, the guy harassing us took one punch on my boyfriend in the gut and my boyfriend went down and did not fight back. He just laid there. Luckily, security came and broke it up and we all got kicked out. He's just been so emasculated in my eyes.

I haven't told him, but I can tell he's embarrassed. And he knows he's not the same in my eyes, no matter how hard I try to hide it. I still love him just as much. But it has affected my attraction. How do I get over this? Will I get over this? Should I tell him? Is there anything I can do to fix this and make him,

man again in my eyes. Signed. Girlfriend of a bad fighter. This is crazy. So her association with masculinity and everybody has a different one is somebody who can fight and defend themselves. A barbarian. That's not everybody's, but it is some people's. I would hope to God that's not mine to my wife.

I don't think it is. I don't think she'd think about. You don't have to say it like that. You don't have to, you know, everybody didn't have to jump on it. I was saying that and I was, but there's no reason for you guys to attack me when I'm attacked. Yes. I'm helping you feel better.

Everybody needs to shut up. Because you know I was saying that so you guys wouldn't. Fine. I don't think any, but I mean, I think I could. But there's no expectations. None. Right. You said it.

Like a teenager? Like who? Maybe junior. Like young. A middle school kid? Maybe. So if that is her direct association with masculinity, that's going to be tough. I would hope that she can mature out of that though and understand that.

And being a man is also. a weird thing because whatever the term, the phrase is and what it means, I know a lot of women that are like, like be a man that are, that are a man, like have the qualities that we associate with that term being a man. Man up. Like being responsible, sucking it up. Like just get through it. Work hard. But I know a lot of women that are like that. So it's not even just a man thing. The fighting, some women find it very manly to not fight. No, they don't. They just look for other things that are manly about the man. You would find someone manly if they were just like, no, no, no, I don't want to fight you right. You wouldn't go, that's so hot that he fell down. No, but you may have other things that if they did, you'd think are manly.

But you wouldn't think him going, oh, and falling down. You'd be like, that's manly. Okay, I'm just saying from the beginning, like no fighting. If you saw him responsibly pre-fight go, I will not fight you. I don't know, dude. That's hot. Here's the thing, though. Connor McGregor loses fights.

Mike Tyson loses fights. But they also throw punches. Well, sure. And hurt the other person. This guy apparently got hit the gun and went down like a ton of bricks. That's embarrassing regardless. I just, it sucks for him and her that that's her association with what a man is supposed to be. To some people it is, but some men just aren't built big and strong, but they are very smart or they're strategic or they hire people to defend them like me when I was younger.

So it's going to be difficult for her to get through it. What I encourage her to do is she kind of needs to reassign what she considers to be a man. Yeah, and write down all the other amazing qualities you like in him and focus on those. I mean, he didn't die. No, he didn't. He took a punch and he survived it. Yeah. And he's embarrassed.

Maybe you need to set up a fake fight for him. He doesn't know. Well, he should do that. Well, yeah, I know. But he won't. But then she sets it up and then they fall and he has his confidence back. It's like back to the future? It's like there's a Fresh Prince episode too.

Hey, Biff. Yeah. That sucks. I just encourage you to value the things that actually matter. long term, not this. And it will be tough if that's what you're into. Some people are into fighters. Good luck.

This dude's just the opposite of me. Yeah. My wife doesn't think I'm a fighter, right? No. Okay. All right, all right. All right, that's the mail bag. Close it up.

We got your email and we read it on your air. Peace mail bag. On the phone right now is Debbie in North Carolina. Debbie, what's up? Hey, Bobby. How are you? Pretty good. What can I do for you?

Good morning, studio. My husband and I have been married for 51 years. I actually called you on January the 20th. Wanting you to wish it's a happy anniversary, but I didn't get through. Holy crap. You've been married 51 years? That's amazing. 51 years.

We dated all through high school. I got married when I was a senior in high school. Everybody said that's not going to last. But guess what? 51 years later and we're still going. Yeah, I hear you. That's, okay, there's a lot to unpack here in a beautiful, beautiful way. So first of all, a senior in high school, how old was?

he? He was 19. Okay. So he was out of school a year or so. You were a senior in high school. And what year was this that you got married? 19703. That doesn't seem like that long ago. It feels like high school was quite young to be married at 1970. So did anybody say, hey, wait one year until you get out of high school?

Of course. Were you pregnant? Everybody did. No, absolutely not. Okay, okay. I had my first child when I was 20. Good for you. So 51 years. And what would you say? And you guys is relationship because, man, that's a long time. You've been to the ups and the downs. You've been to stock market crash, stock market peak. Like what has been the key to you guys getting through all the hard things so that all

the great things are as great as they can be? I think probably a lot of patience, a lot of forgiveness and determination and love. Do you think that, and I've only been married two and a half years at this point, do you think after being married 51 years, that movies, TV, media books, make marriage seem a bit overall more romantic than the hard work that has to be put in. Like some people will go, well, you know what, if I'm just not full of all the time, lovey-dovey hearts around my head, then it's not supposed to happen.

But what you're saying is after 51 years, you've learned that, sure, that can happen some, but mostly it's not about that. It's about the work you put into it. Am I right on that? You are absolutely right. You hit the nail on the head. it's not all love you, Debbie, all the time, and you just have to be very determined and know that you're not giving up.

There's a lot to be gained by just sticking with it. Dang. 51 years. Debbie, did you ever think about ending it at any point? I didn't. He did, I think, at one time. Oh, yeah. Like right now, probably just on the air telling their story.

Wow. We stuck it out, no. We've had some very hard times and a lot of good times, but no, we wouldn't have gone there. Dang. And so I imagine, have you moved around a lot? Like, did the family grow, like, one kid, two kid, that kind of thing?

We have three children, seven grandchildren. Everyone's kind of living right around us right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's awesome. It's awesome. Well, congratulations on 51 years. That's so cool. That is, I doubt all even lived to 51.

Right, much less be married for 51 years. There's much stress I put on myself? That's crazy. Well, I'm sorry we couldn't get you on the air back in January, but I hope this is your 51, January 5, March, 51 years, three-month anniversary. Congratulations. Absolutely. I love it.

Thank you. Hope you have a great day, Debbie. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, home there's something good. Andre has been spending the last five years building up his food truck. He serves the best gumbo in Milwaukee. Man, this food truck is so good.

And now it's like booming all over the city. He was parked the other day, though, just finishing up dinner. He's about to close it up when he heard the tire. Squealing, E, coming closer. Boom. Somebody ran into the food truck, destroyed it. Good thing, Andre was okay, but this food truck was toast. Completely toast.

That's funny. But the community, they gather together. They say, we need to help Andre and his gumbo. So they started a crowdfunding campaign. They raised up to $50,000 to help Andre fix his food truck. And now the gumbo's back in the city. It must be really good gumbo. Yeah, the best in Milwaukee.

I don't think it's a lot of Gumbo in Milwaukee, though I'm honest. It's really far from Gumbo land. So it must be like the only good Gumbo in Milwaukee. But how grateful would you be if people that you don't even know came together to help like straighten your life back out? Amazing. And if you live in Milwaukee, Andre's truck is called Gumbo Valley. Go check it out. Got a big din in it right now.

However, still the gumbo's great. Great story. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep.

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My Cultura Podcast Network available on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. We're going to play a game. Name that sound. But what I need everybody to do is pinch your nose. Eddie, Amy, lunchbox. And don't blow your eardrums out. Blow just enough to clear your ears. Because you have to do some real listening here. Oh, man, I think my might pop. Just a little.

That was too hard. Okay, good. Ow, it didn't hurt. Just a little, yeah. We all have severe. Severe problems after this. I'm too nervous. I'll play you a sound.

All you have to do is name it. These are all sounds from professions. All jobs. Name the sound. It can be a tool or it can just be something. Just generally. So I need to know what exactly it is. I play the sound from a profession.

You name the sound. Here we go. Write your answer down. Number one. Okay. Okay. In? Yeah, Ann.

In for the win. Amy? Dentist. That's the profession. Yeah. What's the sound drill? I can't give that to you because you wrote dentist. And I just said you have to name that.

The profession. You said name the job. I said, I'll play you a sound from a profession. You have to name the sound. It could be a tool. Oh, I thought I heard name the sound of the profession. Okay, you know what? If you put Dennis, I'll give it to you this time, but I need no specifics.

I have a feeling. You guys already aren't listening. You're already... Follow direction. You just popped your ears for no reason. I have a feeling that Lunchbox also put dentists. Yes, of course, because he doesn't stand up for you ever. On the bike's dentist.

Drill. Yeah, Dennis drill. So Eddie, I would also not allow yours. Why not? Because you said just drill. But since we're kind of on the line here anyway, you need to be more specific. So what were you specific? Dennis drill.

You need both words. It's a Dennis drill. I'll be honest. It's not a black and decker. Is there a difference between a black and decker and a dentist? Yeah, there is. I feel like you called this game, name the profession. No, I said sounds from professions.

Okay. We got it. I don't know. I might have said that. We got it. But now we got it and nobody was penalized, okay? Here we go. Okay.

I know for a fact, I said I'll play you a sound. All you have to is name it. Got it. And I heard, name the profession. Next up. Number two. What? Yes.

Name that profession? No, it's not a profession. Oh, my God. Amy. See, okay, this makes me feel better because she just isn't listening in general. Right. Yes, I am. You just said, name that profession?

No. Play it one more time, please. So. Bobby, you have to be nice. She has dyslexia. Okay, sorry. Profession all sounds. And ADHD.

Good gosh. Okay. So we don't say the profession. Got it. Is she okay? Something's wrong today. Okay. Amy.

Hamering a nail. Eddie. Okay. I'm going to do profession and the sound. So I'm going to do a railroad spike hammer. Oh my God. Working on the railroad. Lunchbox.

I put hammer and nail. It's hammering a nail. Yes. Amy and Lunchbox get it. What do you mean? I did a hammer. That's not a railroad spike. That's more of a tink, tink.

Big, big. That's a big old nail is what that is. Eddie, you don't get that one. Okay. That's what you get for going profession. But you try to go twice. All right, next. I'm in.

One more time. And for the wind. Yeah, put it in there. Yeah, Amy was doing shots or something this morning. I don't want to say anything. All right, what do you have, Amy? I have. A carpenter saw.

I don't know the exact name, but I could draw it. A carpenter saw. Yeah. Okay, Eddie? It's just a saw, man. It's a saw. Lunchbox? I have a saw you put your hand on and pull it back and forth.

You wrote all that down? See, that's what I could have drawn. Yeah, because I don't know the name. Mike, who gets a point? I'll give it to everybody. Okay, everybody gets point. It's sawing wood. It's literally wood.

It's literally wood. And I needed to know what you were sawing, but I didn't get it. And this game is terrible. Well, what is the carpenter saw? Anything. Wood. That's true. Carpenter deals with wood.

And when you take that saw in your hand and you move it back and forth, what do you saw? Wood. It doesn't have to be a carpenter that's doing that. So you just talk to yourself out of it. But you'll still get it. Next up. Pretty sure they only work with wood. This game is making me like you less.

I got it. I've got it. I'm just letting you all know. Why? Yeah, I like you all a little bit less after this game. Why? I'm in. We're in.

I'm in for the win. Okay. Amy. Wheat eater. Eddie. Hair clippers. Lunchbox. Hair trimmer from the barber. I will accept.

The answer is beard trimmer or clippers. Eddie, lunchbox, get the point. Yes. Well, those are some little bitty weeds. Those are some... Lunchbox for Amy and 83. Oh, I feel like those were strong clippers. Those are tiny wheat.

Yeah. The hair was thick. All right. Next step, here we go. I'm in. Whoa. Uh-huh. Oh, I got it.

I'm in. Lunchy? I'm in for the wind. Amy. Sandpaper. Eddie? sanding wood. Lunchbox?

Sandpaper. It's sandpaper. Lunchbox and Amy get the point. Eddie does not. Because I was too specific? You can sand anything. But what was that though? That was wood, man.

It literally just says sandpapering. Oh, okay. So Eddie, no point. We're going to keep going. Oh my gosh. I'm too specific. We have three more. Next one.

What the? That's our profession. Next up. There's a good. Cute up. Okay. That is Okay, got it.

Sounds from professions. That is an Ozarka bottle in the workflurs, work office. What? Workforce. Workforce, I was trying to say. An Ozarka bottle and the work flurs. Amy. Big Ozarka jugs of water.

Oh, that's what you mean about Ozarka water, a big, like a water. I mean like a little bottle, you know, the refrigerator. Like in the break room. Eddie? Big water jug is what I wrote. A scuba diver. Okay. You want to hear a scuba diver again?

Just here you go. Play it again, please, Ray. That's a scuba diver. Okay, good. Next one, last one. Hit it. Huh. What?

What? I'm gonna hear that one again. You got it, buddy, one more time? I don't think we'd do that. No, hold on. That's not what I think it is. I don't think you'd put that in this game. You think it is?

Well, he tried that twice. That's saying a little joke twice. First one. Yeah, we got to give it to him. We just laugh so he moves on. Yeah, can you play one more time? No, no, no, no more. All right. We'll go with a...

Everybody in? Yeah, I'm in. I'm going to go to lunch first. Yeah, that's a Navy SEAL sneak it up on someone to chop their head off. Very specific. That is... How's that sneaky? An intense answer.

That's not sneaky at all. That guy needs demoted. Amy? A manual well lever. Oh, like to pull water up from the well. Yeah. Oh, got it. A good guess.

Mike, what's the score, by the way? Lunchbox 5, Amy 4, 83. So this is worth five? Eddie? I don't know if it's a profession, but I'm going to go with Torture Chamber. Sounds scary, dude. Whatever that is, it's scary. I'm going to bet that's not a profession, at least not one that's openly, you know, sought after.

I don't think, yeah, it's a jacking of car. Oh, I had the image close. No, you had a well. You had water from the well. It was the same maneuver with a metal. Speaking of the same maneuver, lunchbox saw that originally. Bray, we'd play Jack in a car one more time. Now, do you hear it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I hear it. You're champion with the best ears. Lunchbox. Wow. All right, what happened to you? So we were out to dinner. It was my family and another family, so there's a total of nine of us.

So we go and they tell us it'll be about 30 to 45 minutes. Cool, no problem, put our name on the list. We hang out, blah, blah, blah. Hour and 10 minutes go by. And kids are getting hangary. You got kids and we're like, all right. So we go ask the hostess. She goes, you're just waiting for that table right over there.

Once they're up, that's your table. And we look over and it's a table. They already have their to-go boxes on the table, but they're just sitting there lounge and talking. Hanging out. And we can't sit down until they get up. And they've already obviously finished eating because they have their food and to-go boxes on the table.

And so I'm like, man, is it okay to go up to them and say, not to be rude, guys, but is there any way you could take this conversation outside because we are got kids and we're waiting on that table right there. The host has said that's our table when you're done. That's a good question because I think we've all been in that scenario. It's a good question to ask. How would you feel, though, if it was done to you?

If you were just sitting around with your buddies and someone's like, hey, could you guys get up? We need to sit there. It depends how they say it and how the communication goes, if they're rude about it. How would you communicate it or would you have your wife go do it? Usually you'd probably send the wife. but my wife is terrified to do anything and would not do it.

So it's going to be up to me. If it's going to happen, it's going to be me. Okay, I'm sitting down an meeting and I'm talking to my friends. Can you believe we've been sitting? That's a great dinner. It's dinner for two hours, just catching up with each of. Oh, yes, sir. Excuse me.

I'm sorry to, you know, interrupt, but we have like two families. We're waiting to eat. We got like hungry kids, and they said we can't sit down until you guys get up. Is there any way you guys could take this conversation and just kind of chat outside? Because I see your to-go boxes, so you're done. eating. Would that be okay? Oh, I get it. It's kind of cold outside. We haven't really caught up with our friends here in a long time.

It was a little cold. It was windy. Yeah. So we don't want to go outside. I mean, there's nothing I can do. So I'm just asking, is it okay to ask it? I would never. I don't think I would do that. Ever, ever, ever, ever. I've never seen that happen, and I've waited tables for a long time. Maybe you could have the wait staff, who don't know. Go over, just ask them to be like, hey, I'm like, do you

How much longer are you guys going to be? I don't know. The answer is, I feel like that's not, oh. That makes me feeling comfortable. And I feel like anytime you have to, like I think originally he said, you know, he not to be rude, but, and I feel like any time you have to start a sentence with that. I mean, he's not being rude, though. He really just wants to sit down.

You could always get more flies with honey than vinegar and walk up and be, to somebody be like, hey, would you take 20 bucks? We're waiting on the table. Can I give you 20 bucks? So you guys could get up? I got it. What? You send your kid.

You send one of the kids? to go, excuse me, mister, are you guys almost done? Are you tiny Tim? We've been waiting for an hour and a half to sit down and we're waiting on this table. Dude, of course they would be like, you know what, son? We'll do it. Let's go. I don't know that they will. I don't feel like

that's an ask that you can make. What did you guys do? I went for the ask. I brought my four-year-old with me. He took Tiny Tim to the table. And I took his little friend with us, so two four-year-olds next to me. And I said, hey guys, I'm not trying to interrupt your dinner, but it looks like you're done eating.

Who do you go up to you? How do you pick the person you're going to talk to you? I just went to the one that was at the end of the table. The head? Well, no, he was on the, just the first seat. The closest to you? Yeah, closest to me. I said, man, these little guys are really hungry, and the hostess said we are waiting on this table.

So is there any chance you guys could, like, continue this conversation outside? And they look around and I, oh, yeah, sorry, didn't realize we'd been sitting here that long. And they got up and they cleaned the table. one, boom, we were in within three minutes. Oh, wow. After that. It worked. It worked.

And what did you learn from this? Hey, man, just ask for what you want. And you'll get it. Well, not necessarily, but it doesn't hurt to ask. The worst they can say is, well, they can say a lot worse than no, but I was going to say no. But they said yes. That's good. It worked out.

And we sat down and, I mean, we ordered within, I mean, the waitress came up. Do you guys get something to drink right? No, we need to order because we got some hungry kids. Well, also, those people are being. kind of rude to the wait staff as well in that if someone's sitting at the table, the way staff's not making any more money. Like they made their money and now they're just sitting in tables where other people could come sit and eat and they can make tips off them too.

Yeah. So I would just say from this segment, everybody would be aware to not hang, hang, hang too long if the place is packed. Yeah, self-awareness. Yeah, good for you, buddy. That's good. Yeah. I'm surprised though that you being a celebrity and all, you had to wait an hour.

Well, you want to know why. Yeah. It's because half the restaurant was closed because they were having a rehearsal dinner for a wedding. then why don't you get online and give me bad review like you did the other one. Yeah. I mean, nowhere on their website does they say, hey, half this restaurant's going to be closed for a rehearsal dinner tonight. By the way, I'm kidding with everybody. He just loves to give bad reviews.

It's good to know, though. Good job. Yeah. And you were kind about it. I was kind, man. Excuse me. Keeping that kind street going. Here's a voicemail from Sherry in Maryland.

I just have a question about the Luke Combs song where the wild things are. It was number one and it's never on the radio. Why is that? Thank you. Love the show. I mean, it was on the radio a whole lot. Luke Combs' songs tend to fly up the chart super fast. I would say, I mean, it's only number one because it was on the radio.

Like, that's how a number one radio song makes it number one as it's played so much on the radio. In the morning, we don't play a lot of songs, so maybe you don't hear it as much here until it gets like top three. But no, it was all over the radio. And then what happens is Luke puts out another song, and that new song kind of takes the place to the old song. He has kind of filed through pretty quickly because they're so big. But fast car kind of plays more than all of those. Oh, yeah. Like a lot.

Because that's like a power. Sometimes I play them at the same time. And it just sounds like, because people love their loophones. If you turn one side down, you get that fast car on the other ear. You get where the wild things are. Here we go. Playing album, please. Hey, I've listened for many years now.

And I don't follow on any social media or anything. But you happen to pop up on my TikTok, the Bobby Bone Show TikTok did. And I just want to say, damn, you're looking good. You worried about all that weight you've been gaining? It looks good on you. You hold it well. Who's you talking to? Wow.

Bobby. Oh, okay. Dang. Because Bobby got vulnerable and admitted. Ah, yeah, I remember that. I told you about the medication, right? You did. And how the camera weighs.

Yeah, but the problem is I can't like shake the, I mean, the medication added it like a pound a month. Supposedly. I think I was like 30 pounds a day. But then after that, it was like, now I can't get rid of it. So I'm just here struggling. Nah, dang, dude, you look good. But I don't even care that much. I do look for it.

Thanks. All right, one more. When Eddie took that baseball card from his son, he said that he was going to give it back to his son. It was supposed to report back the next day. Did he actually give it back to his son? Eddie. Yeah, I gave it back to him. Of course.

Are you lying? No. Okay. No. I mean, it kind of hurts a little bit, though, because that card is probably worth about 15 bucks. And now it's probably like ripped up and folded a couple times. Yeah. He just needs to be like us and as an adult be like, I wish I wouldn't have.

throwing away that card. Yeah. That's something all of us deal with now. And if we ever meet Dion Sanders, I'll never have that card to get signed. That's okay. I gave you a bunch of cards. Is there Dion in there? I don't know.

Okay, I'll look. Yeah. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So imagine your work and you're stressed out and your boss says, hey, just think happy thoughts. Because apparently that's what's happening at Amazon. Workers are under pressure. They're feeling stressed and they're encouraged.

Think happy thoughts. Yeah, I think I don't want to think about me punching them in the face. That'll make you happy I wouldn't do either I mean I wouldn't think happy thoughts Someone told me that And then I probably wouldn't Put him in the face

But maybe that's my happy thought Pudging them in the face Well they have their Zen booths And their warehouses And so you're supposed to go into the booth It's supposed to be a quiet Peaceful place Where you can

You know have your happy thoughts What I would imagine too Is it is a structured time For you to go get in the booth as well Like your one 15 minute break For a 14 hour shift Or whatever it is Because we have heard

About how hard core it is at Amazon, some of those places. Oh, yeah. So I'm imagining it's not free time to go into the booth at any time and think happy thoughts. Yeah. And that would be a sad thought. But I do think sometimes our thoughts are pretty powerful. But not, not as the only way to be crushed.

Like you really put in a really hard day's work. The resources you have, I think the bathrooms are like super far away. They couldn't even go to the bathroom. So they're peeing in like bottles. Oh, man. I think. I could be making the whole thing out, but I feel like that's the story. Okay, what else?

Okay, well, a story that I don't know if it's made up. we're not speaking of, but maybe one of our listeners in Canada can let us know because apparently in Toronto there is a huge problem with car thefts right now and police are saying, look, these are breaking into homes. They're trying to beat you up to get your car keys. Just make it easy on them. If they break into your home, leave your car keys out. So that way you don't have to get hurt to get the car keys or nothing bad has to happen.

Just make it easy. Make it easy for them. I don't mind that logic. And here's why. they do break into your house looking for your car, they're going to probably go beat the crap out of you and then take the car anyway. If someone never breaks into your house, they're not even going to know where the car keys are.

It feels a little backward. It's just weird. Should it just leave some cookies out and some milk? Yeah, where it's like living on the front porch, like the Halloween candy, it's like, just take a few. But I mean, if that's really happening to the point where people are breaking into houses, Maybe the thing is, let's work on our security systems or neighborhood watches, that kind of thing. But I do get it.

If someone does break into your house, it's better for them just take your freaking car than to beat the crap out of you and maybe kill you. Yeah, like, go ahead and put, like, here's my wallet. Here's my keys. You don't have to go that hard. It's everything. Grab bag. If that's really the thing, that must be happening so much for them to make that kind of statement. Yeah.

It was apparently a statement that was made in a community meeting to prevent the possibility of being attacked in your home. leave your key fobs at your front door. I don't know. I need to ask Justin Trudeau. Let's get him on the phone. You know who that is? Canadian? Yeah.

I don't know. No, he's basically their president. Oh, good. Yeah. All right, what else? And Bobby, your virtual reality goggles we've been talking about, the new ones that you have, or any virtual reality stuff, people are now hacking into that, and you think you're experiencing your own VR situation when really...

They've knocked in your door to kill you and take your car. Yeah, you're in someone else's VR and they're controlling. everything. Okay, here's the thing. Take your goggles off. The end... But you don't know. Yes, you do. No, it says... It says, a recent study has shown that hackers have the ability to make you think

you're actually in your VR when in fact your VR is connected within their VR and they're controlling your entire VR world without you knowing it. Take your goggles off. Just lift them up on your forehead. All that goes away. That's scary. But it's not, like mine,

but you do know it because you know it's not the exact thing that you've asked to be put up on the screen. I don't know what VR they're talking about. Like the Apple things that I have, like I watch the Patriots documentary on the screen and I can keep, or a basketball game and I just keep like Twitter to the right, email to the left. And it's all just there. All of a sudden, if it's like at hacker on my Twitter, I'm like, well, that ain't mine. I take the goggles off. Well, Meta says that they are looking into this study to examine any vulnerabilities that they may have. Now, if they hacked in and like got my information, that would be different, but they can't really trick me in, oh my God, what do I do? I'm so confused. Now you're

sucking their world. Take the goggles off. Is there ever a time? I mean, I guess is your VR connected to your credit card? It's not, it's not VR. Whatever it's called. Your world you live in in your goggles. There's no world. I live in the same exact world. Okay. If I take my goggles off, I can get my laptop through the same thing. I don't even play games on them. Okay. But is a credit card attached to your goggle world? Only because it's Apple pay. Okay. I don't know. Just be Careful. So you're not going to the store and stuff in these goggles, like in the virtual reality world where you're like having a little man? I haven't done anything virtual reality.

Why? You may can. I don't know. I thought there's avatars. Mine are used basically to take a lot of things that I do in a lot of different places and just put them all in the same place. I thought you can buy real estate in that world. Okay. That also is different as well.

Do you own real estate in the meta? No, a hacker owns it. He got Bobby to buy it. In the meta. I prefer. right have ground you can actually step on right now. All right, that's it. I'm Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, it's something good. The Mulgarde family in Brighton, Wisconsin are sitting around their house when all of a sudden they get a notification. Something on their security camera next to their garage. Like, uh-oh, we got an intruder. And they pull it up. And no, it wasn't a bad guy.

It wasn't a burglar. It was Kevin Bacon. the third, a pig from a farm down the road. And they were like, oh no, how did he get out? What are we going to do? We got to get him back. So they call the local police department and they're like, hey, we got this pig.

We don't want to scare it. We want to make sure it goes in the right direction to get back to the farm. What do we need to do? So they set up an escort and they put out Oreos and marshmallows all the way back to the farm so Kevin Bacon the third could get home safely. Oh, man. What happened to one and two?

Oh, you know what happened and one and two. That's where you went with that? They took the Kevin out of their name. But there are also, no, yes. But they're also the third people. We don't go, what happened to wanted to? That's true. Well, they maybe passed away natural causes.

Well, maybe the pig are still alive. Yeah, maybe. I mean, this family could have easily had a lot of bacon, but they said, nope, got to get them back to the farm. Also, if you were to put Oreos and marshmallows leading from my house to wherever that farm is, you'd find me there too. You following it? Yeah, that's great.

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Listen to Dos Amigos as part of the My Cultura Podcast Network available on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. The segment we're going to try to do for six months is somebody eats three pounds of food. We weigh them digitally before. We see the exact amount they weigh. They eat three pounds of food. We weigh them after to see if they weigh three pounds more. That's a great experiment. It's awesome.

That's all. It's a dumbest bit ever, but nobody will do it. So lunchbox is like, I'll do it. And then it's like, I only want filet mignon. And so we're like, you can't. pick your food. He wants like five courses. Then Ray goes, okay, I'll do it. He's going to pay Ray a hundred bucks. Sorry, Sizan, whatever his name is. And then he comes back and goes, I can't do that. How about three pounds of beer? Yeah.

He just wants to drink. Right, so we're not going to do that. So lunchbox has a new suggestion for what the three pounds of food is. What will you eat three pounds of lunchbox? Listen, I can eat three pounds of fresh guacamole. My wife makes a dynamite guacamole. I'll make her get up early one morning. Dude, you will throw up. That's a lot. I think it'll go in and never come out either side. That's true.

It'll get stuck in there. That's not good lunchbox. But if we could weigh it, if it weighed three pounds. Yeah. Okay. It'll weigh three pounds. How do you measure wacamole? With a scale.

Not on a scale. Not on a bowl, right? Like, or do you... No, you put the ball... It's a weight. It's not the amount of it. It's the weight of it. Yeah.

So, it's easy. You put the scale on there. You put the bowl on the scale. No bowls. See, that's what I'm saying. No, would you listen to me? Or you can weigh the bowl first. Yes, I'm not trying to tell you. You guys are all dyslexic here.

You just put it in a bag. There doesn't weigh anything. That way we're not fighting about a bowl size. Right. I am not going to put fresh made guacamole dunk into a bag. He's not going to do it. There's no difference in a bag in a bowl. You can weigh the bowl and then add the guac.

Wait, and he's going to eat this with a spoon, not chips? No, I'll eat chips, man. I'll eat chips, man. A couple of your ounces. Okay, so. So it's three pounds plus the chips. Yeah. Avocados have a lot of fiber

We do it paper plate I don't think Okay That's fine because the pair of plate's gonna be like what So so few ounces Doesn't matter because you can weigh the bowl I don't trust anybody with addition In subtraction on this show

You can do it Oh my gosh You can do it all night long Was that water boy? Yes What do we do Would you guys agree to three pounds Of guacamole if we weighed it

And he ate three pounds of it Does that count as what we're doing? Yeah, sure. Okay, done. On a paper plate, three pounds of guacamole. He can eat however many chips he wants with it. Bro, you're going to get sick. His suggestion.

Now we just wait for a reason for him to back out of it. So as of now, that's the plan. Everybody signs off on it, right? Okay, I can't wait to get this bit done. There's going to be no payoff. But we'll have completed it. Okay, let's go to Amy now and get in the morning corny. The morning corny.

What do lions use to look at their mains? What? Mirroar. Mirroars. Why did you say murro? I get it. Mirror. Mirroars.

Oh, is my speech. That's funny. That was the morning corny. So it's funny, but only if you tell it correctly. It just took us a second to get there. Yeah. Mirroars. I think it's written funnier than it said.

Okay. Yeah. That's good. We started this segment called Dude News, where it's just the dudes. giving dude stories that if it wasn't for the segment, they probably wouldn't make the air. Dude news. Just four dudes hanging out.

Chilling that dude, doing dude stuff. Lunchbox. Man, you guys like to gamble? Yeah. Who doesn't like gambling? Dudes love to gamble. Let's go.

And one employee for the Jacksonville Jaguars love to gamble so much, he stole $22 million from him. Because he wanted to gamble. Dude. That's terrible. And then he lost it all, and now he's going to prison for six and six and Half-Hast.

Oh, dude. That dude. Not a good dude. This dude was so, like, rich because of his stealing. He would play, like, daily fantasy, and it would be, like, a $25,000 buy-in. And then he wouldn't even fill out a lineup, dude. He would just leave it open? Yeah, he would just have empty slots.

What a dude flex. He'd show up to your boys. What on earth. Dude! And so he was, like, funneling money from. Yeah, he was in charge of the financial department, and so he was. Wow. That's a bad dude.

And so he was just like, man, I got no one watching here. I can take a little bit. $22 million. Dang, dude. Dude. That's the bad dude news. Raymundo, dude news. Yeah, dudes, are you able to unhook a bra with one hand?

No, dude. Yes. Because they actually studied this and 80% of men are able to do it. And it's easier if you're double-jointed with your fingers. And it typically takes around 45 to 50 seconds to do a bra with one hand. Wait, dude. I totally kill the mood. It's a long time.

45 seconds? Hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Almost there. Well, hold on. I don't know. Just give me a second.

Hold on. I don't get it. I'll get it. I'll swear. Then by that time, she's like, I'm done. Yeah. It's over. Yeah.

So try that sometime. No, I'm good. I'm good. All right, dude news. Eddie. So there's a guy in Dallas. He's at a thrift store shop and he looks at something. He's like, what is it?

He takes a look at it. Wow. There's autographs all over it. He looks. closer. One of them says Patrick Mahomes on it. But it's like number five. He's like, what is this? He buys it for really cheap, goes back, researches it. It's Patrick Mahomes' old high school baseball team and it's on there. So he sends it to auction. It just sold, dude, for $3,600. Let's go, dude. Wow. Dude, that is awesome. A baseball signed by Patrick

Mahomes in high school. In high school. Because he's like, what's number five? That's his high school number. White House High School. His dad was a pro baseball player. Yeah. Patrick Mahomes was. Dang, that's crazy. That's cool, dude.

I'll give you some of mine here. Dude news. There are some dudes who went to the Kansas City Chiefs playoff game in January, but it was really cold, one of the coldest games ever, and they had to undergo amputations for frostbite. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw that, dude. Dude. Hey, but they looked up on TV with no shirt on.

And they won. Dude, dude. I was thinking about this. So, sad because Arkansas is not in the NCAA tournament this year. First time in a while. And I was thinking, for a basketball championship, I would let them remove two of my outer toes, pinky and ring toe. For a football championship, I'd give away a full pinky on my hand.

Like if I could trade in a pinky on my right hand, a football championship, I would do that. If there was a way to guarantee that. Amy, can you hear us down there? Is that weird? Yes, yes. You can't come up, but I just wonder. I think you need those, dude. I think you need those the most important. I think I need a championship.

Sorry, I've been in and out, but you mean a championship for Arkansas? Or like for yourself? You can't just jump in dude news. Yeah, Amy, get out of here. What are you doing? No, I was yelling at you down on the ground from the tree house. And we said, you can't come up. I'll come to you in a second. One dude news is over. Okay. She climbed the ladder and got up here. I don't know about yours, dude.

That's weird. Dude news. There it is. That's new news. We're done. Amy, you can come back in. I would remove a right-handed pinky for a football national championship. For Arkansas.

Yeah. Not for me. What am I going to do? Well, I don't know. That's what I was trying. I don't know. We're removing fingers for hypothetical situations, so I don't know if you were the athlete. No, no.

I'd still be a pretty good athlete, though. But I think I would remove a pinky. If someone said, I can guarantee you that Arkansas wins a national championship this year in football, if you cut off your pinky. I would cut off my pinky. I would do it myself. What? I would do it with a butcher knife.

Yes, I would. No, you wouldn't. I could take a butcher knife? No, you wouldn't. Yes, I would. No, you wouldn't. I swear on my life. Okay.

Keep this clip right? Yeah, Mark, the tip. No, no, you can't promise me that if I do it, it's going to turn into that. Yeah. It's not if they win. Okay, so they never do it like we said. No, no, but I would.

When do I ever say crap that I would? You're talking, like, say a witch, a witch shows up and says, like, I will get you the national championship. I was thinking like a happy ghost. You would chop off both your arms if it would guarantee a cowboys. No, I wouldn't.

Yeah, no. But we're being honest, though. I would for sure remove a pinky. I'm being honest. I really wouldn't. Eddie would donate an organ. My kidney, that would be cool. It'd be cool.

Obviously. And even like basketball, I'd cut off two toes. Yeah, no. What? Because basketball, I've been a lot closer. But in football, more important? But I think football, yeah,

that's why the pinky's more important than two toes. No, no. You can't walk. You're going to fall to your left, it's the pinky toe and the ring toe. I'm fine. Who cares?

I don't. Dude. It was like you guys being dyslexic. I learned how to do greater things because of it. Okay. All right, that's dude news. We're going to play a game here, but it's going to start with a voicemail. So a listener sent us this voicemail.

What's up, guys? I wrote a jingle for Bobby. Love all the other ones I've heard. Here's my own. Check it out. Bobby bones. Bobby bones. Bobby bones.

Yeah. So good. Yeah. Really good. So then Michael, that's his name, from North Carolina, sent this updated version

from a recording studio. Bobby Bone Show, Bobby Bone Show. Oh, wow. That should be the after the end show. That's amazing, dude. You're walking down, you're chilling.

It's like, that's it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bobby Bone Show. Bobby bone show. Bobby bone show. That's so good. That's pretty legit. Scooby, you like that?

Yeah, man, that's pretty really cool. And I talked to that guy, Michael, to get these, and he's a really nice guy, so this is really cool. I wish we knew it was, like, Instagram or something, we could share it. But regardless, Michael, that's awesome, dude. At the end of this segment, we'll play it, too. But here's what we're going to do. We have the icelet of vocals of artists. These are new ones we haven't done yet singing the Bobby Bone Show jingles.

Oh, boy. Can you name the artist that's singing the Bobby Bone Show jingle? That's crazy. These are all artists that we play on this show or this station. Are you guys ready? Ready. Number one. This is a Bobby Bone Show.

Got it. I'm in. I'm going to play it one more time. This is a Bobby Bone Show. Everybody in? I don't know if you need specific. Lunchbox? I have Dan and Shea or more specifically Shea.

Eddie? Yeah, that's Shay Mooney. Amy? Shea. Cool. I would have taken Dan and Shea or Shea Mooney. Good job. Number two.

Bobby Bones Show. In. And for the win. Amy? Brett. Eldridge. Brett Eldridge. Eddie?

Brett Eldridge. Correct. Good job. Number three. This is the Bobby Bone Show. Now I'm in trouble. I'm in. Name the artist.

This is the Bobby Bone Show. Waiting on lunchbox? What is her name? I think she's got another name? No. I get her confused. There's a couple girls. I get confused.

I'm in for the whim. Lunchbox? Ashley McBride. Eddie? Lainey Wilson. Amy? Lainie. That is Lainie Wilson.

There you go here. This is the Bobby Bones show. Eddie and Amy take the lead. That's all right. Next up. Get your Bones on. Get your Bobby Bones on. Oh my gosh.

I've heard that one forever. And get your Bones on, get you Bobby Bones on. Who is that artist? I'm in. Get your bones on. Amy jumped in. Eddie's struggling. Lunchbox's eyes are wide open right now.

Get your bones on. Get your bones on. What? One more time. And get your bones on. Get your Bobby bones on. All right, guys need an answer. I'm in.

Lunchbox. Sam Hunt. Eddie? I didn't know we had this guys. It's Morgan Wallen. Amy? Morgan Wallin. Morgan Wallin it is.

What a get. I think we've had it Like when did we do that? That's crazy What a get? Yeah, man He's a star, he's a superstar He's been in

I can't talk to him I mean Okay, next up Bobby Bones Show What? Bobby Bones Show

I'm confused by the second person The second person? Yeah, he says show I think he's the same person Sounds totally different Why would you tell him anything? What? Are you helping him?

Oh, I see what you're saying. You can if you want. You want him one more time? There's a second person. No more times. We'll go with that. Lunchbox? Ashley McBride.

Eddie? That's Kelsey Ballerini. Amy? Kelsey. Dang, that was my first instinct. I was like, you haven't had to run so long. There's also a breath in there. Bobby Wong is the same person.

There's no way no one can do that. All right, next one? I'm in. Okay. I got that. Lunchbox? Amy, are you in? I'm in.

Breeland. Eddie? What a get. Justin Beaver. Amy? Breeland. It's Breeland. Yes.

This is the... Yeah, I hear it now. Amy 6. Eddie 5. Lunchbox 3. What? I just got one. Okay, that's three.

Good job. You made it to three. Good. All right, next one. Come on. This is the Bobby Bones show. The final two are worth three points each. Is this one of them?

Is one of the final two? It again. It's because they're hard. Yeah, one more time. Come on. This is the Bobby Bones show. God, I know. I know this.

I got it for the win. I know this person. This is the Biber Bones show. We don't get it one more time? One more time? In an answer? One more time? Amy Bonesome.

Dang. How did you get lunch? I'm just. Amy? I need to hear all more time. Amy? I don't know. Incorrect.

Eddie? That's Dylan Scott. Lunchbox? What? Al Dean. That is... Come on. This is the Bobby Bones show.

Dillon Scott. Amy, Amy. I got it over. I don't know. Finally came to me and I thought it was Russell Dickerson. All right, tie breakers. Oh boy.

These are worth three points each. Hey, well, I'm tied right with Amy. You and Amy are, but lunchbox is still in the game. There are only two left. Here we go. The Bobby Bones show. That wasn't the same person? Yeah, that sounds like him.

One more time. The Bobby Bones show Ah, what the heck, one more time. The Bobby Bones show. I'm in. Wow, dude, who is that? You will not take the lead, but you will tie Lunchbox if you get it and they don't. Thank you.

Tied it. I'm in. Amy? Well, not all I hear is Russell Dickerson. What's your answer? That's it. That's what I have down. Your answer is that's it?

Russell Dickerson. Thank you, Eddie. Russell Dickerson. Lunchbox? Sam Hunt. It is Russell Dickerson. It does sound like Sam Hunt, though, dude. Wow.

And you guys are tied. So tiebreaker, lunchbox you're eliminated. I still want to guess. No, you can't because this is the last one we have. You can't get it. It kills the game. Eddie and Amy,

you're only two left. You guys are tied. I'm going to play it. Buzz in when you know it. I'll give you hints along the way. Here we go. Get your bones on. Eddie.

Eddie. That's Craig Campbell. That's right. Let's play Nate Smith, World on Fire. Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Bone Show. That's Michael McCrary.

music, Michael M-C-R-A-E music. Michael McCray Music, hit it again. Bobby Bone Show, Bobby Bone Show. Hey, appreciate you guys being here. Let's get over to the news. Bobby's B. Stories. If you're planning to drink, you may be tempted to try one of the tricks out there to help you avoid a hangover, but do they actually work?

The Cleveland Clinic says many of them are myths. One common cure is liquor before beer. Never. No fear. No fear. No fear. No. Okay, stop.

In the clear. Yes. Beer before liquor, never sicker. Yeah. Okay, again, one common cure is liquor before beer. No fear. And you're in the clear. The Cleveland Clinic says it's not true because simply alcohol is alcohol.

Oh, okay. You may also heard about where people drink alcohol the next day, which they call hair of the dog. Yeah. Like a Bloody Mary in the morning. Doctor said that doesn't work either. All it does is delay the hangover. So it may help it for a second, but you're still going to have. have it, you're just kind of kicking the can.

Got it. Another one that's common is taking a pain reliever before bed. Doctors also advise against that it could put you at increased risk for gastrointestinal bleeding. And depending on which kind of pain reliever, there's one that you should not mix with alcohol because it's really bad for your liver. Alcohol and Advil make you madville. I don't know.

I made that up. It's good right. Not really. Not really. So what they do say, though, is if you plan to drink a lot, eat a lot. because what it does is it slows down the absorption of alcohol and it's also important to stay hydrated. Like those are the really two important things to do.

So basically hit up the fast food place on the way home. It doesn't say anything about fast food. No, it says pre. Oh, pre, not like after. Pre. Yeah, not after. You don't chase it with food. Eat pre. That's from the Cleveland Clinic, W. T-H-I-TV.

This is from the New York Post. Experts warn of a deadly threat to pets that sweeping across the nation. A parasite that can potentially kill dogs has been discovered for the first time in Southern. California, the parasite has a crazy name. It's a flatworm, more commonly known as a liver fluke. It's mainly been found in Texas and other Gulf states, but now it's spread west, and that's why it's popping up in other California. They say dogs can die from this infection.

And if you're swimming in a place like the Colorado River located over there, your pets are at more risk. Snails could be one of the things that if a dog eats a snail, they could make them sick. Lunchbox, how's your dog doing? Still coughing. Still got the... Don't know what it is. And you've taken it to vets? Three vets.

And they say... Don't know. They've done x-rays. They've done everything they can do. And they say, I don't know. Does your dog seem like sad or sick? Or is it just normal life but also... Normal life, but a lot of...

Hey, that's weird. A group of six sisters from Missouri are hoping to snatch the Guinness Crown by being the oldest living siblings. Six sisters, their ages range from 80. to 101. The combined age of all the sisters is 570, and that's the record they want. That's awesome. That's from the Daily Mail.

So there's Norma Jacob. Old people names are funny to me because they used to be young people names. So Norma Jacob is 101. Lorene 98. Maxine 97, Doris 93, Margaret 90, Elma, 88. Elma's always been the baby.

Yeah, Daily Mail. Do a leap of fan called the, cops after a Nicki Minaj fan flew to his house to settle a heated online argument in person. What? D-Dade. That's crazy. On March 13th, well, and also, because if someone's going to do that, they're obviously little nuts and what else will nuts people do. It's not like you're only going to do that to be nuts and then not be nuts the rest of it.

What were they arguing? Who's hotter? Like, who's better songs, maybe? On March 13th, two fans got into it. David, who goes by Jasmine Onika on Twitter and Kenzie. though, engage in a heated argument. They, I doesn't even really say what they're fighting about. One's like,

well, we should fight about it or something. The other one's like, I know where you live. And they all's like, screwed to Aleepa. The other one's quick. And then all of a sudden, shows up. I know where you live. How do they do that? I don't know. That's from Dixerto. Tany bed's making a comeback with Gen Z. No way.

Gen Z's bringing back tanning and it's causing quite the story among the older folks who've seen that sunbeds are not good. The UV damage that it does is really bad. Now, despite all the warnings about wrinkles and skin cancer, they're going and they're getting these tanning beds and the attitude is live fast, die hot. That's kind of the hashtag. Wow. And it's not just about looking good, they say. It's about feeling good. For many being tan is a confidence booster. Well, yeah, that was always the thing. Being tan, yeah. Yeah, obviously. And it's a quick fix for feeling down in the dumps.

Experts are saying there's no such thing as a safe tan if it's a real tan coming from the beach or a bed. And I don't know. I mean, I'll have to do the fake spray tan sometimes. And I'm sure it's not as bad. But who knows what chemicals are going on my body? Oh, yeah, I think that all the time. So similarly, I'm kind of like, well, who cares?

I'm going to get a spray tank. Live fast, spray hard. Whatever it is. Die hot. So many weddings are happening now as we get into like April, May, before it gets hot again. They say couples are pumping the brakes on lavish weddings. Turns out the pandemic flipped a script. With inflation going up, couples now opting for smaller, more intimate celebrations over traditional extravaganzas.

I got a couple friends that are getting married. And they're getting married in the fall. And they're like, we're just going to a little resort. Nice. It'll be a little cheaper in it. It's not the headache. Couples are still finding ways to sprinkle magic into their day, though getting creative with the cake, hiring a makeup artist. That's from CNN.

When parents see their babies hit their head on the crib, they tend to freak out, especially new parents. doctors say it's totally normal. Up to 20% of children are headbangers. Boys, more likely to do it than girls. They start slamming their head against the crib. Head bangers. It typically starts around six months and slows by age three when they start to realize they don't like how it makes their head feel.

You ever drop your kid, baby? My niece. I remember he said that one. Actually, hit her head on the crib, on the way down to the ground. She's fine. She's at Boulder. No, she's in college. Oh, good.

She made it to college. Praise the Lord. Yeah. That's from parents.com. I was worried. You guys haven't dropped. I remember once I was working at Hobby Lobby, the register, and I saw somebody drop the baby. Oh.

I mean, I've whacked him against the wall. Like you think you have them and you walk through a doorway and bam, right on the... Like a two-by-four when you're walking through a page. Yeah. And, I mean, my youngest one has rolled down the stairs, but that was when he was like nine months old. He's good. Head-banger. Yeah.

Yeah. The question is, question, question, question from WebMD, can your birth order affect your job choice? Research shows yes. A firstborn or only child is more likely to become a doctor or lawyer and have a better paying job. Younger siblings more often turn to the arts or a job where they work with their hands. Parents are overprotective of their oldest, so they tend to follow more brain-based interests. While later children show up, parents can be more relaxed and hands off, allowing younger kids to be more creative. Where do you fall in this?

And how would you feel about what I just read, Amy? I'm the youngest. And my brother, even though he's my half, he's still the oldest. And he's definitely the, he's really smart tech computer. Like I don't even, he's also kind of one of the smart people that can hold a conversation with someone that maybe isn't at his level. So it's good. Like he's adds to social skills too. I do it every day.

It's fine. It's fun. It's true. You, similar. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I don't know. He's so out there that it's kind of impressive how he can be social.

But sometimes conversations with him, I'm just totally lost. And I'm like, how are we related? I'm the youngest. Lunchbox. You're middle child? No, I'm the youngest. Oh, you are? Yeah, I have an older sister and my brother's the oldest.

Ah, man, he's, I mean, he's not that smart. Like, he's fine. Like, my sister is definitely the smartest of the three of us. Yeah. Like, she, straight A's, dean's list, scholar, you know, could have gone. Most of that's about what job. Like, they're pursuing jobs based on. No, that's what I'm saying.

He just, I mean, he just has an office job. But where? Like, what kind of office? Like, a job that. Like, a doctor, lawyer. No. No, no, no. No, that's what I'm saying.

Boss of some sort. It's just like a job like... Entrepreneur? No. Do you know what he does? No, he does. His company, they are, they, when houses are foreclosed on, his company is the one that like contracts out to work, like the yard crew, the... Well, that sounds like there's some tough decisions being made there.

There is? I don't know. Eddie? I'm the middle child. But I think my younger sister, because I have a little, I have a little sister and an older. brother and I think my little sister is the smartest out of all of us. It's not about smart though. It's mostly about what jobs you're pursuing because you can be really smart and do art jobs. Well, she's super smart when I said, like she graduated from the

University of Texas, but then she like went to go work IT for Apple for a little bit and then she said, you know what's not for me? And then she did nursing school while she was working at Apple. Now she's a nurse. Like so she's smart and she's dedicated. My brother, eh, not so smart. Me, I kind of got lucky. In what way? I mean, I have a really good job. Like I shouldn't be doing this. You keep comparing things to smart and good jobs, not the same. They always, they're not always right on with each other. Like my brother, the parallels are smart and good jobs don't always matter. Okay.

But I mean, you know, my sister wanted to do something and she did it. You know, me, I'm just kind of like, my buddy Bobby said, hey, you want to come to this radio show? I'm like, yeah, sure. Yeah, he didn't pursue anything. Right. Right, I didn't. Yeah, like my brother, I'm trying to think what he, like my sister, she pursued to be a nurse.

Yeah. Like she was, she got a degree and she worked in a science lab for years and it was like, you know what, I'm going to go back. And why she was doing that, she got a nursing degree to become a nurse. Apparently your brothers walked in an office and was like, where am I? And they hired him, according to you. Well, no, he was working at Zio's and then... What a restaurant?

Yeah, and my buddy Aaron worked at a company. He's like, hey, you guys hiring? He's like, yeah, I can see what I can do. And they hired and then that company went away and then he would... Do you feel like your older brother resentful of you? Oh, probably. Why? But maybe not.

Like your success, whatever that means. He doesn't want to be famous. I don't think. So it doesn't bother him that you I think probably the success is probably He's like dang that little You know because I was the little brother I was a punk brother

And so that probably bothers him a little bit What's the success? Do you flex at Christmas? Yeah, oh yeah You want to go back in? I let him know What do you let him know? I let him know how I'm doing

How? I'm just like hey check out all these followers Boom where are you at You pick up your phone and show him followers I like that Like sometimes like when you write To and From on the Christmas gift I'd be like, two office job from 300,000 followers on Instagram.

Nice. That's good. That way you know. You really showed him. I'm the oldest kid. I think mine, regardless of whatever smart is, I think I was type A personality because I was the oldest kid. I think there's also some dynamics of how I grew up, but total type A, I'll go get it

myself type thing. But also pursued artsy stuff too, but mostly I needed to pay the bills. So I don't know if that story's right. I think your study's weird. I didn't do the study yet. Right on the one you read. Yeah. Because we're all over the place with all our stories.

Well, but we can. It's a very small sample size here. I think we represent everyone. No, I think there's definitely something to the birth order and yeah, how your parents did. And then also what time of year you're born like the Malcolm Gladwell, whatever. Outliers? The outliers. Yeah.

I don't know. It's interesting. Pretty good samples. Like, what does you say about when you're born? Like if you're born in what much you're supposed to? No, but some, if you're born at a certain time and you're the oldest in your grade, you tend to be, we'll use the word smarter since you guys like that. They tend to be smarter than the, they tend to be smarter than the, you're kids that are the youngest because they've been alive longer.

But especially in sports, they are that much more matured because six months, seven months is a lot when you're six. So you get put in like all stars and even like the smart classes, like the GT gift and talented stuff earlier. And not because you're way smarter, but because you've just been alive longer and you've been able to learn more even though you're in the same grade. Yeah, I don't think my brother was in GT. Okay, it's not all about your brother. But he's the oldest and he was a November birthday. So he was one of the oldest in his class. And still not.

No, man. Like, my chemistry class in high school, there was AP chemistry, then there was chemistry, and then there was chemistry in the community. Which one were you? Community chemistry? Community chemistry? The last one. Yeah, good.

All right, well, that's the news. Thank you. Bodies. Stories. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me.

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You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bone. ever since I married my wife, I've been trying to build a real connection with my stepdaughter, who's now eight. Her real dad's been out of the picture

since she was a baby. I really want to step up and fill those shoes. But no matter what I do, whether it's attending or soccer games, helping with her homework, or planning fun weekend trips, it's like she's always keeping me at arm's length. I get it, I'm not her bio dad,

but I'm here now, and I want to make things work. How do I break through to her? Is there a way to strengthen our bond? Or should I just give it more time and hope things improve on their own? Signed. stepdad dilemma. That is a great question.

I actually love it because I can talk about having this through experience of being the step kid. What I would imagine is, she is keeping you at arm's length for the reason of where her first dad left, why wouldn't this dad leave too? And it's a bit of a protective shell that people put up, myself included in a lot of different ways.

Because I don't think it's that she doesn't like you. If you are what you say you are and you're doing what you say you're doing, it's a pretty noble thing, pretty cool thing, pretty caring thing. My greatest piece of advice isn't what's going to be the quickest, but it's one word in its consistency.

That is the only way that someone who doesn't want to be broken through to will eventually get broken through to in a way that doesn't feel like it's being forced. And I can use examples of my former step-dout, Arkansas Keith. That's what he did. He was never like, call me dad. I never called him dad. I wouldn't have called me dad. I was so angry at my biological father. I was never going to call anybody dad ever again. I was never going to have a dad ever again because I wasn't going to let

whomever my new dad was leave like my first one did. But you know what he did? He went to work every day, came home. That's when we were consistent like we had three mills a day. He made sure my mom was as good as she could be. I never had any family go to sporting events that I would do really ever. It didn't matter what it was. Nobody ever came until he existed. And when he could get off work at the mill, I would just see him randomly show up.

That wouldn't be all the time because he couldn't because he had to work. But he'd show up one out of four or five games. And it was weird. And I was like, well, what's he doing here? But eventually it turned from what's he doing here to I would look and be like, oh, I wonder if he's going to come to this one. and that is where it slowly turned into an acceptance that I never consciously accepted. It was just born inside of me and we still have a relationship to this day.

And my mom died and they got a divorce before my mom died. But that was the consistency and that is what allowed that to happen. And that's why I love him because he was the first person to ever give me any consistency. I didn't even want the consistency. see. So my advice to you, don't force it. Don't express. I want to be your stepdad. I'm going to do everything I possibly can. Just do everything you possibly can. Same thing with Ella, our dog. She's, she was aggressive. She was, we adopted her from, I mean, she was a puppy, but she was so aggressive. And they just pulled her off the street. And we took her to an aggression specialist. And they were like,

can't live. It's your house. She's going to kill Stanley when she gets. big enough. And it was uncomfortable for a while, but all we did was be consistent with her. She's now so annoyingly loving where we're like, yo, we kind of wish you'd be aggressive again, a little bit. And I'm kidding about that, but consistency is the greatest weapon.

It's the greatest tool to show somebody that you love them or you care for them or you believe in them because it's the hardest thing to do is to be consistent. That is my answer there, stepdad. and good luck to you and I hope it works and I know it will I bet money it will even if you feel like it never will

if you're just it may not happen on the timeline you want but if you're just there and you're existing and it's consistent a plus like I get emotional talking about that because that's something that I never had and it's also such a generic passive word almost consistent

but it is so important that's what creates the security which is what she needs which is what she didn't have And right. So yeah, I feel like that with my adopted children. I just had to be consistent and we're a little over six years. And I just had this thought the other day about my daughter. I was like, wow, we're finally, and this is six years, over six years later. It finally feels, I don't know, for lack of a better word, just more normal. Because for several years, I just thought, she hates me. And I would see she would treat other people, both my kids actually would treat other people. like in such a loving kind way, but always kept us, like her parents that adopted her at arm's length and even our youngest one, they have different things because they're different ages. But I would just say for any parent listening that's in any situation with their children, consistency is everything.

And because that's what they need. They need someone consistently there and they need that security. And for whatever reason, stuff in their brain, they've built some neuropathways that they can't trust. And that's their brain protecting them. And so then what you, do is help just when you consistently show up, you build that new neuro pathway for them. And then the next thing you know, one day you're going to be like, oh, wow, this, this feels different and it feels awesome. And don't call attention to it. Right.

Yeah. That's hard. Sometimes I'm like, oh, my gosh. Don't call attention to it because then it reminds them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm supposed to not feel. But this is just in so many areas of life, even as, and I'll choose the example of us doing this show, even as, let's take the friendship part of it, but we've all been together for

so long as friends. But if I wasn't extremely consistent with the amount of work put in, the effort that I have put in, what I expect from you. If I wasn't consistent, why would you guys ever be consistent with me and do a good job? Right. So if you are wanting to be something and have others trust and believe in you, regardless of what it is, you've got to be consistent. I think that's good. I love that the guy sent me that email. Can I add something too real quick? Just about progress. Like you may not feel like you're making progress with that, but you are. Well, and why do you think this? I think you should let us know. Same with me like Amy. I mean, we adopted kids and gosh, it's been five years now. And I've, for a long time, I was looking for

progress in that department with my son. I'm just like, well, when's he going to tell me I love you? When's he going to call me dad? When's you going to feel like, you know, oh, wow, like they're really helping me out with my life. But that's not it. Like, don't look for progress. Don't look for, well, a change in the way they're acting because they may not act like they're, like something's changing. But it's really changing inside of them. And the only reason I found out is because when I'm not there, sometimes my wife talks to him and he says, man, I love that dad's always like every practice I go to. But he'll never tell me that. But inside of him, it really makes a difference.

I like that you said that too because it made me think of what helped me behave that way and not look for progress was a therapist once told me like, well, if you keep looking for that progress or looking for that validation, then it's sort of like you're doing this for yourself. if you're doing it for you. If you're truly doing it for them, then it really doesn't matter how they respond or what they give back to you because this should be about them, not about you. Another thing that I will say is that prepare to be tested as well. For sure.

Again, because I tested people, even my wife, not even as a joke and not even that I was doing it on purpose. But in my life, I felt like anybody I would get close to, I wouldn't trust they would stay or they would want to stay. Like, I wasn't worth it. Or they would find out that I'm really not what they thought I was or wasn't as like cool or loving or funny. And eventually, so I would be like, not consciously sometimes.

Okay, well, then go. You don't want to be here. Or I would act out in certain ways with Arkansas Keith as a kid. Or in the early stages of my relationship. Just to see if they really love me. and to see if because again, I need to have consistency

in that area. Like I'm that kid. I'm still the same kid from then in a lot of parts of me and prepare to be tested as that stepdad too where she may start to feel it and go,

I don't know if this is real. Let me act out a little bit and not on purpose, but she will just to see if you'll still be there. She'll give you a reason to not be there. And when you are there then,

that's when it clicks. I mean, that's when that, because I already love my wife, but that's when I kind of realized it kind of doesn't matter. If I murdered somebody, she'd probably not be cool with it.

But I could have a bad day. I could be not a great person. I could be emotional or sick or and she wasn't going to go anywhere because I never felt that. So there you go. And it's a long answer. That's a great question

and something that I bet a lot of people are dealing with. That's kind of why we did the segment at a different time today. But yeah, anything else you want to add? Yeah, we're all kind of in this. Yeah, we're in it. In different ways. I even, I have an experience as a stepchild that didn't have that demonstrated to me.

So I know how that feels too. Like, just cool. It's so cool that you want to show up and you really want to be a part of that. And not that my relationship was terrible, but it didn't. It's just really cool. Step parents are cool when they really want to come in and take that role because it's not easy. Yeah, it's hard.

It's hard for them too. And I always felt like, oh, I was in the way, you know? And maybe that wasn't her intent, but I just think definitely was more into my dad than we just kind of came with. So when step parents or bonus parents, some people call it that, and I think that's a beautiful way to put it too because it's what you are. Yeah, that's true. I always feel like it's kind of lame, though. I always feel like, I'm the bonus parent. It's like, you're just saying a word because you don't.

But I get it. I like it. It's fine. Yeah. It's fine. But step parents are also kind of dumb, too. I don't even know what I would call it. I will say one other thing about something that could possibly happen.

She may even challenge you in a way of when something happens, because as a parent you have to make hard decisions and do things sometimes a kid doesn't like. And she's like, you're not my dad. Why would I listen to you? The answer to that in a way, in your own way is you're right, I am not your dad. And I'll never be your dad, but I always want to be someone that can be there for you like a father. I'm not your dad. I'm not trying to be,

but I'm always going to be here when times are good or bad. And that's when you can kind of state a bit when you're challenged on it because it's not always going to be comfortable. Have a good luck. Dang, I just had like an internal little revelation thing happen and I'm like, I might need to work for this.

I don't know. Because I started to think, like what if my child perception, like what if? I mean, I'm saying that was my experience as a step, like the child in it. but what if like she was trying but I blocked it all like I was like heisman because I don't I don't okay I think it's fair for you to think that I'm angry I'm upset let me say this I think that you know yes don't put that on you well I know I'm just like you're the kid with the new mature brain

I know because I also too be like what if and I walk I spiral and I'm like I ruined that person and I ruined our years together I before you spiral okay I would just say that your brain was not fully developed. You were not allowing that much like she's not allowing in the email, much like I wasn't allowing it, but it takes a different type of consistency with different people to actually make it happen. That is not your fault.

All right. I just kind of felt bad. I was like, dang it. And it's not her fault either. Right, I know. She was probably doing her best. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, okay, cool, cool. All right, we're good. Please let us know what happens, but it's not going to be tomorrow. We've got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about the time. Close, Bobby's Mailback. Yeah.

You have to name the sound. Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the same exact game. Not the profession? The game is called, name that sound, but they're all sounds from professions.

It's more of a hint. No, we get it now. Okay. I was just a long title, so we got confused. I'll play you a sound, just name the sound. For example, this is one we played the last time we played. Go ahead. And that was a dentist drill.

Right. We have five of these. name the sound go yeah yeah yeah yeah name that sound that's a profession you want to hear it again we'll play it over the music this time so just so you can hear it but go ahead yeah i'm in amy you in yeah lunchbox yeah that's a blue man group playing the drums oh blue man group it's a good guess wow amy i hope i'm not going to regret this a scanning barcode machine oh that's a Really good guess. It's not it, but that's a great guess.

Oh, dang. I mean, that person is scanning, though, perfect timing. I know. And slow. Like, move out the line. You don't know how to do stuff. Check out. Get out of here.

So it is the other thing. I don't know. What's the other thing? Eddie. No. No. What it is is? It's a submarine radar.

Oh. What did you think it was? A machine keeping someone alive. That's way closer than any of theirs. It's a heartbeat monitor. What are you talking about? Oh. That's not a heartbeat monitor.

That's a submarine radar beeper. challenge that's definitely blue man group that is the perfect person at the grocery store that has a perfect cadence heartbeat monitor yeah perfectly scanning I have four left here we go hit it oh man I know this that thing called I got it you want to hear one more time maybe yeah all right there's gonna be music under it though so that's not part of the sound though okay I know yelling at me okay go ahead

a lot of stuff okay everybody good yeah yeah I'm good lunchbox I have that is one of those Cutter, long blades in the office that you put a lot of paper under that could actually take your hand off if you're not careful. The big paper cutter. He didn't write all that down. I bet he did. Look at it. There it is. There it is. I don't know what that says, but there it is. Amy?

Sharpening knives. Oh, yeah. Eddie? Amy, close. It's a samurai putting his sword in and out of his whole thing. Oh, that's pretty good, Eddie. What a profession. Thank you. How do you interview for that job? I don't know. You've got it born into it. It's a tape measure. Come in and out. Listen to it again. Like letting it back in?

Yeah, yeah. Okay. That's releasing us pretty quickly. Three more. Well, you got to be careful if it's real long when you release it. That thing comes alive. All right, three more. Here we go.

That's it. Sounds from professions. Here it is again. One more time. No more times. No more. No more time. No more time.

Okay, I'm in. I'm in for the win. I might go for in this game. Yeah, we all might. Lunchbox? That's bubble wrap. Amy? Package stuffing.

Eddie? That is a bubble wrap maker. It's cracking a back. What? So chiropractor? Dang it. You want to hear cracking it back again? Here you go.

That back's toast. Yeah, that back is broken. No one's back sounds like that. Buy a wheelchair, dude. You're not walking again. Or is it a really good chiropractor? I've never heard of that. I mean, I'm never going back to that, dude.

Juice in there. Here we go. Next up. There are two left. Go ahead. Yeah, I'm in. One more time, Ray? I'm in for the win.

Amy? Beekeeper. Eddie? That's a beekeeper and his bees. Lunchbox? That's bees buzzing. Mike? Amy doesn't get it.

Oh my God. He's a beekeeper and that's not, that's just bees. There's no beekeepers with this? There's literally not a beekeeper in this sound. It's just bees flying around. And you knew the rules. Keep talking about them.

Why say profession at all? The game is called sounds from profession. I know. It's just a hint. It's literally a hint. It's literally a hint. Because if you heard the wind or an owl, you'd be like,

owl. And I'd be like, that's correct. All right, one more. Here we go. Okay. One more time. Mike, what's the score going to the final question? Eddie and Lunchbox won, Amy zero.

Lunchbox is the only winner at this game ever, though. He may have the best ears on the show. Well, I mean, I had the bees. No, you said beekeeper and you did the rules. Your ears don't work. We told you the rules like 80 times, too. Maybe that's a brain thing. Maybe I should have told you the opposite so you'd do that.

Exactly. Okay, what is your answer, Amy? A waste technician's garbage truck. Okay. Lunchbox. That is a semi-truck, a big rig. Oh, boy. Eddie?

That is a truck driver driving his 18-wheeler. Mike, who gets the points? Lunchbox and 80. Correct. What? Oh, yeah! It is an 18-wheeler. It's a semi.

Why would you say waste technician drive? It's a garbage. I thought it was a garbage truck. I thought that they were going from house to house. You didn't even say, okay. It sounded like... You didn't win anyway. You weren't going to win anyway.

Even if you got it right. We have one that's a tiebreaker. Come on. All right. You guys buzz in with your name. Okay. As soon as you get it. But as soon as you don't, the other person gets to hear it two more times.

Got it. Ready? Ready. Go. Go ahead, lunchbox. I'm trying to hear it. Okay. Hold on.

I'm going to play it again. Go ahead. Lunchbox. For the win to be the first ever two-time champion. Go ahead. Reeling in the fishing pole. Correct. Yeah.

That's so good. Yeah! Listen to that guy. I figured Eddie would know that because he is the expert fisherman. He catches fish all day. Every day, every day. All day every day. All day, all right.

That was a big fish. Lunchbox, congratulations, man. What a day. The guy's the champion of listening. Good ears, dude. Good ears, dude. Well, let's play Warren Ziders. Pretty little poison.

Amy's clapping now. Like, we're not done with a bit. We've moved on. I'm going into a song. I'm just thinking like, those are fun. I know that you're annoyed, but it's fun. You're not having fun. We never playing that game again.

We just put so much work into getting the clip. but we play that game twice, we're done. That game is retired and lunchbox is the champion forever. This story comes us from Pennsylvania. A man was sitting around with his friends like, hey, I'm mad at this dude. Drive me over there, I want to burn down his house. Guys like, all right, they drive over there, he gets the gasoline, gets on the front porch, bites it on fire, goes to run back.

Catches himself on fire. No, his friend bailed. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. I was shocked that the friend said, okay, hop in. Well, friends are friends for a reason. Okay. And it was four-final in the morning.

They bond over me idiots, I bet. Yeah, and I bet there was alcohol or something. Yeah, I think so. And so someone called police one of the neighbors, and they caught him running through the backyard. You know, Arkansas Al-Keith taught me not to burn things with gasoline, really, because fumes will catch fire. As a kid, there were a few lessons I learned from Arkansas-Lakeet that I still remember.

Gasoline, very flammable. and if you want to burn it, that's a way to burn it. But you also, there's a big risk catching yourself on fire or losing control of the fire because it'll chase a fume right up into your butt. Oh, yeah.

So that's why I thought you'd catch himself on fire. And also, he's an idiot. And also, the house didn't burn down. No, no, just a little porch, got a little damage, but they were able to put it out. Okay, there you go.

You think they're still friends? Probably, they're idiots. Probably. They probably hugged it out the next day. I love you, man. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Here's the voicemail we got. Go ahead.

Hey, when is lunchbox going to eat this three pounds of food or whatever it is? You guys keep talking about it, but everybody's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pick a date already. I hear you. It wasn't so much about a date. It was nobody could agree on what they were going to eat. So dumb. It was, we're going to get you a bunch of meat and lunches like, no, I need like five courses and it's, okay.

So we go to Ray and Ray's like, I'll do it. No, I want five pounds of beer. And we're like, well, we can't do that. And then today we agreed on five, excuse me, three pounds of guacamole. We don't have a date yet. By tomorrow we'll have a date. But Lunchbox says his wife's going to make it all

and he's going to come up and eat it. And chips do not count in the weighing of it. He can have as many chips as he wants. But he has to have three pounds of guacamole. Okay. So that's that. More on that tomorrow. Here's Andy.

He's left us this voicemail. Lunchbox has already been rude to Eddie twice. The deal he had with the lottery gods, quote unquote. He's already voided. needs to start his time over. He called him an idiot during the elders versus millennia segment and then caught him a baboon and another one later at the same day.

So restart his time. I don't know that's true, but if we could have somebody go back to the depths of the show over whatever he said and find those clips because what I've been told is we're going to re-evaluate lunchbox. That's how bad it is around here. I don't even notice him call me an idiot. A baboon?

Has he never called anybody a bad guy? Dude, why'd you call me that? No, no, that guy is incorrect. I said, buffoon. That's okay, right? No, it's still insult. Let's line the clips. Eddie was rhyming.

We were doing something about rhymes. I said, no, you mean like a buffoon. If that's the context, lunchbox was just rhyming. Yes. We'll get the clips. It doesn't matter, everybody. Just relax. We have it tomorrow to do.

We got a lot to do tomorrow. We will see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th.

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