The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Bobby Offers An Important Message + Amy Saw Interesting Thing For Sale On Facebook She Wants The Show To Buy + Embarrassing Things We’ve Been Told About Ourselves

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

Bobby and his wife Caitlin had a funeral yesterday, and he experienced a new kind of sadness that he's never felt before. Hear the important message he offered on the show today. Plus, Amy saw somethi...ng interesting for sale on Facebook marketplace that she wants the show to buy, find out what it is! Then, we list the top embarrassing things we've been told about ourselves!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:05 podcast. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft, and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East-West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else.
Starting point is 00:01:34 If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slical Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Welcome to Tuesdays. Morning. All right, here we go. A little something from each of your lives. Eddie, good morning to you.
Starting point is 00:02:07 What's going on with you? Good morning. So, Bones, you're really big on the whole. Don't snooze. Just get up, right? Well, because you're going to have to get up anyway. And why not set your alarm to the absolute latest point where you can actually get good pure sleep the whole time? I think you're actually robbing yourself of good sleep by tricking your mind into going, I'm getting extra sleep, which you're not.
Starting point is 00:02:25 So just sleep to the absolute latest point and then get your butt out of bed. That's your case. It's not my case. That is your case. And I've tried it. And it just doesn't work. I do like hitting snooze. But now my wife is on your side of the story.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Probably because you have to wake up early and wakes her up. I do, and since the new year came around, I'm like, hey, I'm going to try to wake up an hour and a half before I normally do, just so I can, like, warm up the voice. But why would you do all that? You don't have an hour and a half. Yeah, I want to, like, you know, maybe go walk outside for a little bit. I like it in theory, but go ahead. And, but what I'm doing is setting the alarm clock an hour and a half before I normally do, hit snooze for about an hour and a half. She's hating life right now.
Starting point is 00:03:03 And now she's like, just stop it. I'm going to sleep in another bedroom if you keep hitting snooze. Just think about it like this. Do you want the most? the most best sleep you can possibly get. I do. So instead of snoozing an extra 15, 20 minutes, because there's a point to where you just have to wake up.
Starting point is 00:03:21 You can't. There is the absolute minute where I'm like, I have to get up at this time. So let's just say it's 4 a.m. Yeah. You have to get up by 4 a.m. Why would you set your alarm to 3.30 and they have 30 minutes of bad sleep,
Starting point is 00:03:31 snoozing up and on, up and on? Because all you're doing is convincing the less intelligent part of you that that's extra. It's not. Yeah, there is another person at 3.3. in the morning, it's not me. And they make that decision. It is.
Starting point is 00:03:44 This is where... It's not me. You will feel better if you set your alarm to the absolute latest point and then just get up because you're getting the most best sleep. Okay, I want to try it. Try it. I am. Amy used to snooze.
Starting point is 00:03:57 She has a snooze in years. I snooze all the time. Actually, listening to y'all talk about this. Bobby, you know how sometimes you describe taking a sip of Coke? It's like, ugh. Like right now I'm picturing being able to snooge just once. And I'm like, oh. I know it's amazing.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Like, it would be awesome. But I'm telling you, it's better on this side. And now I haven't, I haven't been snoozing for a couple, few years now. And it's great. The only time the snooze works is if you get to snooze past your absolute latest point. Oh. Because that's a little bit of extra. And that's not possible.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Otherwise, that's not a real snoo. That's just you waking yourself up earlier than you have to. Yeah. You just got to do it. You just got to do it. Okay, man. Thank you, Eddie. All right, over to lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Lunchbox. Let's box. Okay, artists, when they get a number one song, they have these number one parties where we always get invited. and they're always the same lame thing. Come have a drink and pizza or drinks and burgers. Jelly Roll who sings, Son of a sinner.
Starting point is 00:04:52 I wouldn't have got it from his version of it. What? It sounded like what? Nothing I've ever heard. Yeah, your melody was, go ahead. So anyway, he sent out an invite to his number one party and you can get tattoos at the number one party.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Wow. It says tattoos by Kobe Hunter. So Kobe Hunter is going to be there giving away tattoos at the number one party. Anything you want? I guess. It's just something that you're interested in doing?
Starting point is 00:05:16 I was just like, that is the absolute coolest thing. So I thought, who wants to get a tattoo with jelly roll? Well, so never trust lunchboxer depend on him because this has already happened
Starting point is 00:05:23 like a week ago. Oh, did? Yeah. You dumbbo. All that happened. That's already happened now. Yes, but that was like last week. Oh, I missed it then.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Yeah, he didn't miss it. And also, you don't have any tattoos and nor do you want a tattoo. I know, but how cool. But you do like free burgers. So I don't understand why that one's bad And this one's cool. I just thought that was cool because they're all the same over and over again.
Starting point is 00:05:45 But this one actually had something different that's like, man, I'd go just to watch people get tattoos. You want to watch people get tattoos? That's so boring. Is that your thing? That's weird. I mean, just randomly getting a tattoo at a number one party like, oh, you know, I'm here. Might as well get one. It's different, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:59 It's different. Yeah, it's different. But a couple things you said were weird. We're also different. Okay. Amy, over to you. So I was on Facebook Marketplace, and I saw a mausoleum for sale. It's like where you put dead bodies.
Starting point is 00:06:11 basically. Oh, what? The big ones. This one in particular is a walk-in one that holds six people. It includes caskets. I think it can actually
Starting point is 00:06:21 fit more than six. That's just like when you walk in. And you want space. Something like it comes with 16 casketed in ground burials. And it's right here in town so I was thinking
Starting point is 00:06:31 we could all, the Bobby Bone Show could buy this and we all fit in there. I don't want I'm not eternal resting with you guys. Yeah, stop that. I've barely been able to do this
Starting point is 00:06:38 for 20 years. And who is? Whoever buys that? I need to look at their search history on the computer. It also comes with two benches. I mean, if you really want one, I get it. Who wants one? Families.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Yeah, and if you want to put it at a literal graveyard. Like, you take it because they have to buy it. You have to buy those anyway, and they get brought in. So remember they're buying one to put there in cemetery. Well, I think someone must have inherited this, maybe. Someone else in the family bought this, and I guess they don't want it for whatever reason. And now they're selling it on Facebook marketplace for $245,000. I thought she had $245.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Yeah, I'd buy it. Wow, that's a house. Because it's a lot of, you know how much it is to bury people? It's a lot. Or cremate even. Sounds like they have a nice place. If you do come alive, you're like, well, at least I have shelter. I'm in a nice home.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Okay, I'll go. It's a select group of folks. I've been saying, hey, why do I keep fat shaming my bulldog? First of all, animals don't know what shame is. He also doesn't listen to the show. He also doesn't know what this show ate. He doesn't know anything. There's no sense of ethics within an animal.
Starting point is 00:07:45 By the way, ethics, really bad idea in general, because without ethics, there would be no bad. Because ethics were made to show what was bad versus what was good, but if you didn't know what bad was, it would be... Anyway, that's the whole thing. Animals don't have any ethics at all. My point is, I'm not fat shaming a dog. He doesn't know what shame is.
Starting point is 00:08:03 And it's funny, and he is a fat bulldog. And so I listed all these funny names about him. For example, the new one I came up with is Fatsy Cline. Ah, yes, I like that one. So I was having to talk with him yesterday. Listen, Garth Brooks. Oh, that's a good one. That was getting dirty.
Starting point is 00:08:23 And he didn't know what I was talking about. So I feel good. It's a funny bit. I'm not fat shaming anybody. It's a fat bulldog. He is a fat bulldog. That's it. And he doesn't care. So there's a lot of stuff I say that people say it's controversial.
Starting point is 00:08:34 This is not it. This is not it. So that's all. I'm not even. addressing, I'm not humoring this anymore. This is the one that gets you canceled. You're on your own dog. Can you imagine?
Starting point is 00:08:44 On TMZ? He called him Fatsy Kline. America erupted. That's it. That's it. That's all. Said he went to the Church of Latter-day Saints. They protest me because I say
Starting point is 00:08:58 he's from the Church of Fatter-day Saints. Okay, that's all. Glad you guys are here. Time for the mailbag. and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones.
Starting point is 00:09:14 I'm in eighth grade. I would like your advice because I am the captain of the Quiz Bowl team at my school. We're going to State this weekend. I'm a girl captain on a team of mostly boys. I would love some advice on how to be successful. Our school hasn't won at State in a long time, and I would love to inspire more girls to do Quiz Bowl by winning.
Starting point is 00:09:32 What advice do you have on being a good leader? Thanks. Signed questioning Quiz Bowl. Well, if you want to win this thing, I have some advice for you. First of all, and this is advice for any high pressure situation, because you're going to be nervous. You get nervous when things are worthy. Now, it could be worthy, happy, it could be worthy, sad. When I was a mentor, all four years on American Idol, that was a question people would ask me most.
Starting point is 00:09:55 They go, how do I not be nervous? I'm like, no, no, no, you have to look at nervousness as a gift because it's rare in life that you get to be nervous about something awesome. A lot of times we're nervous. It's nervous about, oh, no, doctor results. Oh, no. job, oh no, how are we going to get through the bills this month? Like, that's nervousness that you have, and it sucks. But you figure out what to get through it.
Starting point is 00:10:16 If you have nervousness for something that is good, you have to look at that as a gift that's being delivered to you and appreciate it as much. And don't treat it the same way as bad nerves. So it's like, all right, I'm going to be nervous for sure. But when they get here, golly, how lucky am I that I get to be nervous for something good? That's the first thing you have to do. It's because you're probably going to be nervous.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Number two, if you can keep your heart rate down, a bit because that's what a lot of nerves do is they elevate the heart rate. Think about when you're your best, you're funniest or you're smartest. You run the fastest. It's when you're normal. There's no pressure on you. It's when you're just hanging out. It's when they're just the funniest. And so you're just trying to get as close to that as possible. When a heart rate gets up, you're like, oh God, oh God, I got, I got, I got, you tighten up. Choking is when you perform a lesser because the pressure is on. Choking is not performing. if you just always perform bad and a high print that's just being normal but choking is you actually
Starting point is 00:11:12 are way worse when the pressure's on it but that's because your body takes over with all the heart rate although oh my god all the bad thoughts i would visualize good things happening and some of that visualization stuff is hooey i'll be honest with you but if you're going to have to visualize something you might as well visualize something good that's how i see it's almost like superstition i don't believe in superstitions but just in case just in case i don't want to mess with it in case it so i visualize good things. And I don't think me visualizing good things that was going to make it happen, but I do think there's a possibility if I am, well, this is going to suck. It's going to suck because I'm going to will myself into it. So you're visualizing good things. As far as being a leader with your team,
Starting point is 00:11:48 remain positive. Be encouraging. If you go down a couple questions, hey, we got this guys. Hey, focus up. It's positive talking to them. It's talking in between. It's making sure that people know that you're not asking them to do anything that you wouldn't do. Just set a good example. And go win the thing. And success breeds more like people wanting to do it as well. I saw Tom Brady win Super Bowls and I thought, well, if that really good looking guy can do it. Well, I'm also a really good looking athletic guy. I might as well go, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:12:19 But I think you got it. But that's what you do. And don't be upset. Don't be scared. Don't feel like your nerves are a bad thing because they're awesome. You're lucky. Eighth grade. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:12:33 I was captain in seventh grade of the 12th grade team Not to flex too hard But the big flex man That is what it is I'm like that's like her She's awesome So go have it The only time I got kicked out of a game
Starting point is 00:12:46 I did get kicked out of a game once You argued No But the question was What is the national holiday for trees Armour Day Yeah it is right And I always buzzed in so quick
Starting point is 00:12:59 I would buzz in Not even knowing what the question was yet What's the national holiday boom i would just buzz in because i felt like i could get there and so they what's the national holiday for and right when she was about to say trees i hit the button so she still got trees out i didn't know the answer and my whole team's up there we were it's like semifinals and i said hmm i don't know but i bet it's tremendous oh my god that's quick i got jerked out of the game come on i was the captain and she was like you can't be in seventh grade and do stupid stuff like that you can't make jokes
Starting point is 00:13:31 it was no not then It's so funny though. Not really, but I remember that. That was my style. I buzzed in all the time. I was, that was the only thing that I was like celebrated at because I got beat up a lot. You know, life was tough as a kid.
Starting point is 00:13:47 But when I was in Quiz Bowl or like a or geography bee, I was like the kid, it was like when a good athlete is playing like, oh wow, there he is. It's a really good runner back. People are like, there he is. Quiz Bowl captain. Dang, look at him.
Starting point is 00:14:00 It's only like two days a year, but it was awesome, man. Good luck. I hope you kill it. Let me know how it goes. Thank you very much. Close the mailback. We've got your email and we've read it on air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback. It's a Bobby Bones show interview. In case you didn't know. Nate Smith, he is a former worship leader, a lifelong music lover, and he's from Paradise, California. Big Garth, Tom Petty, Fleetwood Mac fan.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Drove an Uber. Worked in the medical industry. He's got a really big song right now. I'll call Whiskey on you. Here's a clip. On Instagram at Nate Smith, and here he is now. Nate Smith, everybody. On the Bobby Bones show now. Nate Smith. Hey, Nate, here you are, buddy. You're going for
Starting point is 00:14:58 number one. Can you believe it? What up, Bobby? I can't believe it. It's a weird thing, because I'm sure, like, this was your goal and you knew you could do it, but now that it's actually happened and you have a song, again, that's battling for number one on the chart, it's got to feel a little surreal. What do you think about that?
Starting point is 00:15:14 or false? Definitely true. Definitely true. What's been different in your life over the past five or six weeks since this song has really started to take off? I just think it's been a lot of excitement with my family and my friends and everybody's watching the chart, man. So it's good to know that I got everybody around me, root me on. I think Nate's turned into a bigger star even in the past five or six week, and I'll tell you why. I texted him and I didn't get a text back.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Oh, yeah. That's an indicator right there. Well, actually, I texted you a fake album cover Because our last interview, we talked about being a nurse assistant And I said more poop than you can imagine And you're like, that's the name of my album So I did a picture with the album title on it And I sent it to see it and I'm like, he hates me Are you sure you said that to me?
Starting point is 00:16:00 We both have the wrong number We're both texting somebody that's not each other at this point I did change it I did I need to go look What hour did you text it to me though? Because if I was doing the radio show Oh, yeah, $10.45. Yeah, I was still working.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Dang. I'll go back and check. But I did have a new, you have my new number, right? No, we got to do that. No, I think you do. I think that's the only number you have. Okay. Have you changed your number?
Starting point is 00:16:25 I did. I did change my number. Okay. So that's the issue. I'm texting whoever's got Nate's old number. Oh, my God. Well, also, he thinks you hate him because you just hearted it, but you should explain to him that. Oh, the heart's the biggest sign of.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Bobby likes that. Yeah, it's like as much phone affection as you could. possibly get. I don't throw the heart around. I throw the thumbs up around. The heart I don't throw around. That's good to know because I think I always extra heart. Like I heart every little thing that someone gets to kind of go, I receive the message. I appreciate what you said. And it's probably over the top. Yeah, the heart is not I receive the message. Thumbs up is I receive it and I okay, I see it and I got it and I somewhat agree. The heart is, I want to make sweet love to you in your album cover. Oh. The thumbs up is kind of like rude though, isn't it like? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:17:07 man. It's kind of like passive aggressive. See, I don't think it is, do you? I love. I Well, I have felt that way in the past, but I think because you've explained to me, it's just an effective way of communicating. It's very clear that you're responding to that specific text with exclamation, thumbs up, or heart. I'm giving a satisfaction on the thumbs up. Or I see what you said. It misses me acknowledging it, and I will follow through with what you've said. The heart is you're sexy.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Okay, look, Nate Smith is on with us. He's got this song, Whiskey on you. Hey, do you have a cool story about when you wrote this song? Like, where did you write it? Were you in like one of these generic rooms where you're just meeting with other good riders? I don't know. What's the deal here? The short version is me and my ex-girlfriend broke up, obviously.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Like, she's an ex now because we broke up. But we broke up, and then two days later, I had a riders retreat at Jim Coutino's place, his lake house, and ended up writing it out there. And we did the whole demo that day. I sang the vocal at the kitchen table on a, like, a cheap mic. And then we went to Nashville and we ended up recording everything over at Blackbird and stuff. And it just didn't feel the same. So we ended up just mixing the demo.
Starting point is 00:18:17 And that's what's out. That's the vocal we're hearing. That's the music you're hearing. It's just the demo. Did you write a lot of good songs that writers are treated? Did you think a lot of them were good? And be honest here. Or did you think this one was like super special?
Starting point is 00:18:29 And so you fought for it? Yeah. No, I definitely like because we had two rooms going at one time. So I was trying to juggle between the two rooms. But I felt like this was the one I needed to spend the most time on. so I probably neglected the other right. But I spent most of my time on this one. You gave the other right the thumbs up,
Starting point is 00:18:46 and you gave this right, the heart. Exactly that. That's what it's... You're too good. You're too good at this. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. I just looked at your TikTok. You have like 1.4, 1.5 million followers.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Do you... Are you able to monetize your TikTok followers directly, or are you just hoping their fans that will come to shows? I don't know how to do all the monetizing. You get a little bit money from, like, the lives and stuff like that, But I am hoping that people pre-save songs from there and then obviously come to shows. His name is Nate Smith. He was going to come in live, and I was looking forward to it very much so.
Starting point is 00:19:18 What happened? Well, what happened was I saw how much of been thumbs up and not enough hearten, so I said, let's hold the guy for a few weeks. But actually, he has a new album that's going to come out now in April, so we're going to wait for his in studio appearance in April. Why did the album get pushed back a bit? Wait, so I'm in Bobby Bones' Purgatory. You are. You're in the middle.
Starting point is 00:19:37 It got pushed because it was like we were going to drop it in February with not a whole lot going on. I was like, this doesn't really make any sense. Like, why do it while I'm sitting on the couch in Nashville? Let's do it while I'm out stage coach, the Thomas Rett tour, like lots of stuff happening so we can promote it and push it. So I think it makes more sense to do it with stuff happening than just laying there. We have, first of all, we're looking forward to that, you coming in here. We have a guy on the show Lunchbox who loves to call 911. We're talking about that yesterday.
Starting point is 00:20:05 How do you feel about 911? Have you ever called 911? Has there ever been a real-life emergency? Or are you scared to call like I am because you feel like you'll end up in jail? So when I was nine years old, I was with my brother. We were at dog training for one of our dogs. And we used the pay phone there. That's how long ago this was.
Starting point is 00:20:26 And I convinced my brother that it was grandma at 911 and to make Devis and Butthead jokes and stuff. So we're like calling whoever's on the line of butthead and all this kind of stuff. and then we kept doing it, and then a police officer showed up, and it was actually my dad, because he was a cop. So he showed up, and he actually handcuffed us, put us against the wall. We had to go in and say sorry to all the dispatchers, and still to this day, by seeing him my dad's old coworkers. They call me 911 boy.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Oh, my gosh. He put him in the penitentiary. He served six months in jail. Like, your dad really went through with it. I like that. I was a bad boy. He was a bad boy. Nate Smith, congrats.
Starting point is 00:21:02 I think the song's going to do it. It's a great song. Big fan of you, even though I don't have his new number, apparently. I've been texting with some lady now who has Nate's old number. But congrats, and we'll see you when the album comes out. And anything else you want to say on your final trip here on the phone, Nate? Just love you guys so much. I appreciate all the help and everything.
Starting point is 00:21:20 And I will text you my new number right now so you can stop, you know, feeling neglected. Well, I'm going to give this interview a thumbs up. Oh, I give her heart. No, I give it a thumbs. No, you know what are the other one? I give it a ha-ha. Oh, ha-ha. Or the exclamation points?
Starting point is 00:21:33 Exclamation. Nah, I give it a ha-ha. All right, Nate, see you, buddy. See ya. All right, bye, there he is. Nate Smith. A win is a win. A win is a win.
Starting point is 00:21:43 I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement
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Starting point is 00:22:32 Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield.
Starting point is 00:23:05 in this new season of The Girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands.
Starting point is 00:23:22 I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the Girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever.
Starting point is 00:23:37 you get your podcast. Everyone, I'm Ego Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best
Starting point is 00:23:58 advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent, He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:17 He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah. It would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that.
Starting point is 00:24:42 There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Four years ago, April Gavin returned back to her home in Oregon. After a flight from Chicago, her suitcase did not make the trip. So she spent several months searching for the suitcase.
Starting point is 00:25:06 The airline was like, we don't know where it is, but we'll pay you for it. she's like, man, you can't find it anywhere? No, we're very sorry. Here's some money. Well, somehow, some way, they located the suitcase, and they gave it back to April. This is months later, the suitcase had turned up at an airport in Houston after arriving on a flight from Honduras. It things were all around the world. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:25:27 It was in Honduras, explained April in a video she posted on social media, and who knows where else it went. The bag was slightly damaged and worn, but everything else was in good shape. Nothing was stolen, and there was some really important stuff in there that she didn't want to be lost. And she got to keep the money, too. Awesome. Hey, that's a win-win. And what I want to do in this segment is let you know you can put an air tag in your suitcase. My wife and I went on a trip, and I got, I talked about it on the show because they were like,
Starting point is 00:25:52 hey, you don't have to travel back and take your big bags and put them through customs or security. So we'll mail them back for you. And we're like, wow, talk about a perk. This is crazy. Luckily, we put air tags on our suitcases and our dogs. We don't want to lose out of one of them. And so we got home. and there were no bags.
Starting point is 00:26:12 And there were no bags. And so we got on, we see what, and they were just trapped in an airport. We didn't get our bags for almost a month and a half. And not only that, we had to go, no, the bag is right here according to, we had to, like, argue with them. And they finally found our bags.
Starting point is 00:26:27 And we got them back. One of the wheels was broken, but we got paid too. And, but we got our stuff back because we could tell them exactly where it was with the air tag. Yeah, I bet they're not used to that. And those air tags, you can take them out and put them a different thing.
Starting point is 00:26:38 So as soon as they got back from the bags, then I put them out of that. I got one of my keys. They got one of my wallet. They're great for that. But that was a cool story. And a way for me to tell you guys, and there are other options to other than air tags.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Like the little cards. The tiles. Yeah, tiles. You got to keep track of your stuff that you aren't able to be with the whole time. You got to put one maybe surgically on planning your kid. Yes, I love that. There's a lot of that going on. All right, that's the good news.
Starting point is 00:27:02 That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. There's a new episode of the Bobbycast up right now with Jake Owen. It's an out. of us, you know, getting super personal with him. And he talks about why his name is Jake Owen, because that's not his real name. His name's Josh Owen. But when he moved to town, there was already a Josh Owen, and he tried all these different names, but just with people to see how they felt. And this is that conversation right here. I'd never heard this story told
Starting point is 00:27:29 like this, but here's Jake Owen on the origin of his stage name. I remember in that second apartment that I ended up getting, there was a pool party going on that day when I moved in. The guy below me that I met, his name was Dave and his wife, Kathy. I still talk to. They helped me move in. And at the time, you got to understand, like, I'd gone through my whole life known as Josh. That was my birth given name, Josh and Jared, my twin brother. But I didn't want to be Josh.
Starting point is 00:27:52 That was another thing that kind of felt empowering in a weird way. People often say they're like, oh, would you move to downtown and the label made you change your name? I'm like, nah, man, I was Jake the day I moved to town. Why? But in an instant, I changed it. I remember talking to my mom on the way up, like, what am I going to go by? Like, I can't go as Josh.
Starting point is 00:28:08 And I'll tell you why. Josh Turner at the time was on the radio. There was a Josh Grayson. There was another guy on the radio. It was great. And then there was a guy named Josh Owen, which made me solidify it even more. I dropped a CD off under Josh Owen at BMI. Two weeks before I moved to Nashville, I actually came up here to case the place.
Starting point is 00:28:27 You know, like, can I live here? And then I went back to Tallahassee two weeks later is when I called my parents and said I'm moving tomorrow. But while I was here, I dropped a CD off at the time to BMI up front, Josh Owen, whatever. When I got back, I called them on it. They were like, yeah, they said you'd come by the day before. I'm like, definitely did not. And they're like, no, we have your album here too. And so I went back by there, and the album that they had was another guy named Josh Owen from Texas,
Starting point is 00:28:50 who I think was on Nashville Star, maybe even. So there's already a Josh Owen, there was Josh Turner and Josh Grayson. So I considered, since my middle name's Ryan, there was a moment there, I was going to go by J.R. O'H. J.R. O'N., baby. Just call me J.R. Like, my mom watched Dallas as a kid. So there was that guy, J.R.
Starting point is 00:29:07 And JR sounds cowboy country. Kind of cool. Yeah. Did you ever consider Ryan? So I know, but this is the funny part. So when I meet Dave and Kathy moving in that day to my apartment, he's like, hey, man, I'm Dave. And I'm like, I'm J.R.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Your workshop, you're testing it? Just testing it. My mom had no idea. She overheard me. I could see her like, like look at me like almost laugh. And I'm like, in my mind, I'm looking at her like, don't say anything. Like, I'm J.R. to this guy. He knows no different.
Starting point is 00:29:33 So I'm down on the, I'm down at the pool or whatever a few minutes later. and I'm meeting some people. He's introing me too that are, that are, I've already lived in this place. And it's kind of the whole like, hey, he's the new guy. He moved here. He plays music too.
Starting point is 00:29:44 And I said to this one other guy, I'm like, I'm Jake, man, what's up? And I remember that's when my buddy Dave was like, wait, I thought you said your name was J.R. And I was like, well, it is. But I go by Jake. So like, the Jake Ryan, it's, I'm just going to go by Jake. And it was just easier.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And I started going by Jake that day at the pool party. So this day, that's what everybody's called me. And in a weird way, since I'm 41 now, and I was 22. then it's like half of my life I was known as one thing, the other half I've been known as this. In a weird way, way more people know me now as Jake than ever knew me as Josh.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I still don't mind when I go home and some of my friends call me Josh. They do. Totally. And they can't help it. But then there's some people too that call me Josh just to like kind of get at me because they know if I call you Josh
Starting point is 00:30:27 then you know I know you before. And they really didn't. And they really didn't. All right, that's Jake Owen. Here that full hour up on the Bobbycast. It's a podcast I do. It is an hour long, super in-depth and personal with Jake Owen slash Josho and slash J-R-O-N-slash, whatever. It's all there.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Check it out. The only way Lunchbox can go visit Todd Crisley in prison in Florida is if Todd puts him on a list. And we've told Lunchbox, if he puts you on the list, you can take off from the show and drive down and go visit him. You ever visited anyone in prison? No, just been visited in prison. You weren't in prison. You were in jail. And that was the bit we did on the show and you were out in 24 hours.
Starting point is 00:31:07 that ain't the big house that's a small house but they did save my name or the thing and go to you know visitation room too and I walk in there and it was just like on TV where there's the window and you pick up the phone you talk to the guy on the other side is a lawyer right? And I was like when they called my name I was like dang my dad's here to see me
Starting point is 00:31:24 it wasn't your dad though I was the lawyer I had no idea who it was I was like how did my dad know how to find me lunchbox got one call out of prison jail sorry now he's commits me we did a bit whatever lunchbox went to jail and he got one call and he called me.
Starting point is 00:31:39 And so I had to call his parents and be like, hey, lunchbox's in jail. It's a weird call, man. So, lunch wants to go visit Todd Crisly, and I think that's awesome. And Todd was a guest host on our show. We know Todd Chrisley. We didn't know what he was up to, but we know. So to go visit, he's got to be on a list. Todd's got to put you on a list.
Starting point is 00:31:55 The only way we can get a hold of him is by writing a letter. You've written it. How long is it? It's not that long. Okay. Here is Lunchbox's letter to Todd Crisley with the intention of getting on a list to go visit him. Okay, here we go. Todd, I hope you're doing well and settling in and getting comfortable in your new digs.
Starting point is 00:32:12 It's lunchbox. You might remember me playing with you in a charity softball game a few years ago. I was on your team then and I'm on your team now. A lot of innocent people get wrongly convicted every day. And it's a shame this happened to you. The Todd I know doesn't deserve to be in prison. Women commit fraud every day with their push-up brawls, spanks and all that makeup. But they're still out here walking the streets.
Starting point is 00:32:34 But they have you locked up for the next. 12 years. Seems crazy if you ask me. I'm heading to Florida in a few weeks, so I wanted to stop in and catch up on life. If you could do me a solid, I need you to add me to your visitor list so I can get past the guards. Let me know if you need me to bring anything
Starting point is 00:32:50 and keep your head up. We will get through this together. I will always be the captain of Team Todd. T-T for Life, your BFF lunchbox. I like it. Pretty good. That's a good letter. The only thing I think I would put in there is, I really want to come, I mean, you really have to, because he could think it was a joke
Starting point is 00:33:06 He can think you're just kidding with him. Like, put me on the list so I can get past the guards. I would just say, I do want to come visit you if that's cool, but I need to be on the list. Like seriously. So I should put PS? Yeah, PS. As much as this seemed funny, it was. But I would love to come see you.
Starting point is 00:33:22 So let me know if you can put me on the list. Okay. There just needs to be a serious line. Okay. Man, that was good, right? So is it okay that he's lying about the whole being on your side kind of thing? You know what, Eddie? I don't care.
Starting point is 00:33:36 I mean, went a little hard on that one. He did. He did. He actually did the research that convinced us of the opposite. Because I was like, I don't know. What do I know about this case? Sometimes people in lunchbox, well, actually, he did it. And here's how why I think that. Yeah. Man, when you read into it, it didn't seem like he did it. Okay, but now you just contradicted yourself. I know, but for the letter.
Starting point is 00:33:57 T.T for life. Yeah, Tee for life, man. Send it off today. Okay. And then every week or so, we'll just check in and see if you've got a letter back. What if he writes back? Are there any rules? Can you send it next day air to prison?
Starting point is 00:34:11 Or do you have to send it regular? Like, is there a rule on the envelopes coming in? I don't know what kind of packages they can get in prison. Like, can I send a care package? Like, could I send goldfish with it? No. Probably not. You have to get a money.
Starting point is 00:34:22 And they're going to look at every letter that's sent, obviously. Oh, yeah, they check it for drugs, everything. But I wonder if you could just send, because we use stamps.com, can we just send it like UPS? Yeah, that's a good question. Guy in the brown truck drives up. This is Todd Crissly. You should call the prison and ask them. I will.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Yeah. Yeah, do that. That's cool. We'll check with you in about a week or so. We won't hear anything in a week, but we'll check with you anyway. Okay. All right. Nice job.
Starting point is 00:34:47 The Babo Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. A poll found that the average adult keeps 20 toys from their childhood, mostly to pass down to their own kids and grandchildren, and the three most commonly kept toys are Barbie dolls, Legos, and Hot Wheels. Well, I have Barbie dolls. But you just bought those.
Starting point is 00:35:06 There are new Barbie dolls. There are Arkansas Razorback cheerleaders from like the 90s. I don't have any toys. But I really didn't have any toys as a kid. So I don't have any. Eddie have any toys you saved? No, I was trying to think. But I'd say like baby when we were in college, my wife, we were dating.
Starting point is 00:35:22 And she kind of got me into the whole like get rid of all your stuff. Like you don't need all that stuff. She got you into it. She forced you to do it. There's a difference. But I was a rat pack rat. Like whatever, a pack rat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:31 And I would keep everything. But she kind of turned me into that mindset. Yeah. I have Madam Alexander dolls. My grandmother bought them for me every Christmas, and so I had this collection. They're still somewhere, but that's all I have. It's not a toy.
Starting point is 00:35:44 You just look at it. I got every toy I ever owned. You have anything? I have baseball cards. That's it. That's cool? For the reason of? Because I thought they were going to be worth a lot of money,
Starting point is 00:35:55 and I would be able to sell them. I didn't think about passing them on to my kids. But now that I have kids, I guess they can have them, but I have zero toys. Why don't you get those apprais? praise and see if they're worth any money. I should. I still have some that, like, you buy the box, like, packs and you don't open them because they're supposed to be worth a lot of money later.
Starting point is 00:36:11 So I have a bunch of those in my closet in my parents' house. Unopened. Unopened. If you bring those in, unopened this week, just let me look. I don't even want to look at the cards. I just want to see what the boxes are. Okay. I'll make a bid to go in half with you. You don't have to say yes. I'll just make a bid.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Go in half on what? On whatever he makes when he sells them? Yeah, like I will. buy the rights to half of the cards. And we may get way less later. We may get way more. But he can also say no. Yeah, I'll have to look at it.
Starting point is 00:36:42 I know I got football, baseball, basketball. Bring the boxes in. And we'll take a look and I'll go, okay, oh, so you have a 1999 box of Fleer. I'll give you $90, like this. And then I own half. And then we'll get them appraised. And like we'll have Mike track somebody down and get him appraised. We'll do all that work too.
Starting point is 00:36:59 That's pretty cool. So it's free money, right? I'm probably going to lose more money. with him. Golly. All right, go ahead. There's a doctor who hasn't showered
Starting point is 00:37:08 in about five years. That's crazy. And he's doing it because he says as humans, we don't need to shower like we do. We're killing the... How come every other doctor
Starting point is 00:37:17 says the opposite? He's the one that does that so we're like, oh, maybe he's on to something. Well, we're showering off all the bacteria that we're supposed to have
Starting point is 00:37:25 even the good bacteria that ultimately eats the odors. So, yeah, yeah. But he says you have to build it up Like you'll stink at first, but then as time passes, you won't. No, then you stop smelling yourself, but you still stink. He said, you won't smell. You'll just smell like a person.
Starting point is 00:37:43 No, you'll just not smell yourself anymore. It's like if you have cats or your house would smell like cigarettes back in the day. You wouldn't smell it anymore because you live there. But he walks around, everybody's like, oh, God, nobody. He's like, and also, for some reason, people don't stand around you anymore. Yeah, we probably shower too much if you're like me. Yes, okay, I get it. but I don't think you should not shower for five years.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Culturally, that does. And some cultures, they fart at dinner to show how good the meal is. What? Really? Yeah. What culture is that? Tell us more. Or they burp right loud too.
Starting point is 00:38:17 They have all cultures are different. This guy's culture I'm not part of. I don't like it. I wonder how many patients he lost when this story came out. What else? Okay, I got a personal question for you, Bobby. If you're out at a bar and Arkansas loses, Do you have to go home or could you lead a sing-along?
Starting point is 00:38:35 I've got to done this. You've done the sing-along? No, but we played a show in Arkansas lost and then we had to go out and perform. So yeah. Okay, we had to perform. Yeah. This is like just my choice, having fun at a bar, lead a sing-along. Okay, well, because that's what Toby Keith did.
Starting point is 00:38:50 He's a die-hard Oklahoma fan and he was out at a bar, an OSU bar, and led us sing-along for Should have been a cowboy. Should have been a cowboy. Should have learned to row. It's Toby Keith. He's in a good spirit. He's like beating cancer right now. I could probably lead to sing along for anything, if that were the case. Some stuff is just bigger than games.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Unless it's all games and nothing's bigger. Good point. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay at home, it's something good. A couple weeks ago, someone broke into the Make a Difference Dog Rescue in Detroit, Michigan. It's like the fifth time in the last year.
Starting point is 00:39:31 people have broken in. They stole four little poochers. So they put up flyers. They found the dogs. But they're like, guys, this has to stop happening. And some donor saw the news story. It's like, we've got to help them out. Wrote them a check.
Starting point is 00:39:45 $500,000 so they can get better security and find a new place where it's a little bit more secure. And, well, security. Yeah, that's what that's secure. According to, I'm looking here on Zillow for $500,000 bucks, it looks like they got a tent in the back corner of town. It's the market now, you know? Right.
Starting point is 00:40:04 You know how we know this is not lunchbox? I do. Because he would have put his name all over. It would have been called Lunchbox's Dog Rescue. That's funny. He would have named it after. Absolutely. Here, guys, I'm going to tell you what.
Starting point is 00:40:14 I'll donate $500,000. Change the name. Because that's why people give money to buildings, right? Like, that's so cool to have your name on a building. No, they pay for that. No, no. It just depends. So let's say you are heavily, you work with a hospital that does a lot of work for kids.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Okay. I know a family who this hospital saved their kids' life. So they fell indebted to the doctors and the kids. I don't know them super close, but they're very rich. So what they did is they updated like the entire wing. Structurally, they gave a lot of money to it. So they just named the wing in the building after that. That's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:40:47 But they didn't buy, they didn't do that to get their name on the building. Correct. But if you want to buy the high rise, you can pay to put your name up there. Oh, you literally can buy a place. You can put your name in your house, lunchbox. No, no, no, but I'm saying, you can be named John Hopkins, University, right? Like, by donating a lot of money. No, not. You have to start the university, basically.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Well, in there a hospital, John Hopkins? Yeah. But yes, to your point, there's gyms, there's buildings at college campuses. You can do that too. Like a high school? Like Jerry Jones at the University of Arkansas has that Jerry Jones football complex. That's what I'm talking about. He paid for it, but he's also an alumni there, and he didn't do it just to get his name on it. Oh, I'd like you do it just get your name on it. He's passionate about the sport and keeping it alive and having the best of the best. Even if it's small.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Buy something, get your name on it. You should call your high school to see if they change the name to you. No, no, no, a chair. Just a chair in like the music room or something. Yeah. I mean, I am one of the most famous people to ever come out of Anderson High School. So they could name a wing after me. No, call them and say you want to donate a chair.
Starting point is 00:41:43 A locker. A locker. A locker. You'll donate a hundred bucks if they'll name a locker after you. I love it. And I tell you what, if they will, I will give them the 100 bucks. Wow. Will we go have a ceremony?
Starting point is 00:41:53 I won't go back for that, but we can digitally get, we can go in. So call them and see how much it would cost for them to dedicate a locker. to you. Okay. And if it's a hundred bucks or so, I'll pay for it and then you'll go back and be at the ceremony. That would be awesome. Maybe they put a plaque because I remember where my locker was, one of my lockers. Well, that's what it would be. It'd be a plaque or some kind of like.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Yeah. Okay, make the call. I'll call them. All right, thank you. That is what, this is about dogs, by the way. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. About to get to Amy's morning corny, but first, here's a corny from the voicemail that was sent to us last night. My morning corny is why is the strawberry concerned for the blueberry? Because he was looking very blue.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Is that a kid? Sounds like it. Okay, to make sure. Because it's a really childlike corny. I liked it. That's Savannah from Louisville. Savannah, thank you for calling. Now let's go over to Amy's morning corny.
Starting point is 00:42:47 The morning corny. Why did the pie go to the dentist? Why did the pie go to the dentist? To get a filling. Is she a kid? No. Is she a child? No?
Starting point is 00:42:57 She's an adult. Okay, just making sure. I knew that was coming. That was the morning corny. This is a voicemail from Natalie in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I just wanted to say I can't wait for the next raging idiot pit. Hangy-Bangy, come out. The hangy-bang, according to the lunchbox, is the thing that hangs down on your throat, that ball.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Who told you that was the name of it? I just what I've been called. You're more than dad? Yeah, I guess they called it the hangy-bang. We call it that now, too. It's just the normal word. I like it now. It's the hangy-banggy. We haven't thought about that as a song yet. It's pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Here's Dan from Texas. Catching up on the podcast, and I heard y'all Bobby say that he can put his tongue behind his hangy-bangy. I've seen that before, but is the reason why you can do that is because you don't have the webbing under your tongue. Just wondering. I think I do. No, I don't lift up your tongue. No, lift up your tongue. That's my tongue.
Starting point is 00:43:54 What the crap? You don't have it. Yes, I do. Go again. Oh, my gosh. I don't have it. See, we can't do that because we're attached with this leg. Yours just folds back.
Starting point is 00:44:06 That's disgusting. That's weird. You need to get that checked out. Ladies, you miss out. What time's over. I got no living. Hang in with my hangy bangy. I didn't know that was a thing.
Starting point is 00:44:18 It is now. Wow. Okay, call Guinness. Ready to be in that book. Get them over here. That's right. All right. Coming up in a second, things that, like food in your teeth.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Do you want somebody to tell you? Amy has a story about that. We'll get to that in our Mount Rushmore of things that are embarrassing when we don't know they're happening. Next. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes
Starting point is 00:45:08 of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment. And the next, we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me
Starting point is 00:45:24 or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeard radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
Starting point is 00:45:49 You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me?
Starting point is 00:46:13 The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Everyone, I'm Ego Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network, it's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come, look for up-and-coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry
Starting point is 00:47:10 about you, which is really sweet. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, It would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that.
Starting point is 00:47:38 There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. All right, so what happened? At a restaurant, the server comes over, and she has a huge piece of lettuce in her front teeth. In between the front two, Which, too.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Like, tell me which, like, over one. The one right to the left of the middle. It's, there's no way to miss this. And the thing is, she came to our table from another table. So I know she had it in her teeth at that table and nobody said anything to her. So, first of all, what would you do? And then we're going to guess what Amy did. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:15 The server walks up, big, fat. Green and white. Lunchbox, what would you do, honestly? I'd laugh to myself and then I'd just look at her. I wouldn't say a thing. It's not my responsibility to take care of her teeth. I figure she's got coworkers for that. And then when she walks away, I told her, I told her, like, did you see that in her teeth?
Starting point is 00:48:34 And I laugh at her. Eddie? How awkward would it be to have that conversation? I just let it happen. And then, like, lunchbox, when she leaves me, like, that was funny. Do you all see the way that's great? I think to myself, when I was a server, if I would have wanted somebody to say it to me. And I think it's one of those hard truths that you're happy someone tells you because then you didn't go to more tables.
Starting point is 00:48:55 and it's not like there are a ton of mirrors while you're working because it's not like you go back in the kitchen and there are mirrors everywhere and you see it and you're running back and forth and there are other servers but it's not like you're standing around smiling at each other man I think I would have liked it if someone would have been like hey heads up you got something in your teeth
Starting point is 00:49:12 because you didn't see if you just ate back it had been hard and I don't know that I have the guts because I don't think I would have said anything either but maybe I would have had this conversation on my head going you really wish somebody would have told you because when you tell someone it's always awkward Or when they're like, oh, we're here? This, this tooth?
Starting point is 00:49:27 Yeah. Oh, you got some lipstick on your teeth. I just let them go. Like, sorry. I think I would have let her go to. I hate to say that because I wish somebody would have told me. We're not good people, though, Amy, apparently. What did you do?
Starting point is 00:49:37 Well, y'all, all like the table that she was at before mine, because I had to tell her. You did. I could not let her walk around to another table with the spinach. And the bottom line is I would want someone to tell me, because then I'm going to go to the bathroom or somehow get in a mirror, and I'm going to notice it, and I'm going to be mortified.
Starting point is 00:49:53 How did you tell her? I just said, oh hey you have like a little lettuce in your teeth just like that I mean it looked like great I mean I don't know what it was they'd say good for you fruit your vegetables you made it feel good yes had a girl so gave her heads up and then she was able to leave and go take care of it before she went and started serving other tables what was her reaction though for you saying that gratitude it was yeah not embarrassment no I mean I'm sure there's always that
Starting point is 00:50:19 anytime someone has to tell you like y'all said something in your mouth or your flies down oh the worst oh the flies down and sucks sometimes Oh, no. Especially if I've been out doing something like, yeah, your flies down. I'll do this. Yeah, no. And then once you leave, you're like, oh, crap.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Oh, golly. Yeah, embarrassing things that people have to tell you. Can you think of any others? Toil paper on your shoe. Oh, my gosh. That's a bad. That's not good. Hey, bro, you just walked all the way
Starting point is 00:50:42 through the restaurant. There's toilet paper on your shirt. Hey, a bad one, your tag's still on your shirt. Oh, that's one too. It's awful. No, somebody on this show will go. Hey, new shirt? No.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Why? I've had this thing forever. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I've had it for like four months or so, really? Oh, yeah, there's a tag hanging off. Oh, crap. Yeah, that's a tough one. That's a tough one.
Starting point is 00:51:01 So, let's rank them. Something in your teeth probably the worst. Oh, that's food. Lipstick, I don't think is that embarrassing. No. But food, like I know about lipstick. Food on your teeth or on your mouth is number one. Do we rank toilet paper on your shoe number two?
Starting point is 00:51:18 Oh, that's the worst. I think that's really bad. That's number two. Tag on your shirt. You guys care about it? I don't care. You don't care? No, because that happens to me all the time.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Yeah, mostly, though, I'm like, not wanting to say I have something new. That's when you just say, I was going to take it back. No, I don't say that. That's number three. Was there another one that you had said, or was that it? I think that's it. Did we do fly down? Oh, fly down.
Starting point is 00:51:40 It's fly up above tag? Yeah. Okay, so here's our Mount Rushmore of embarrassing things that we're told that we didn't know what's going on. One is teeth Two Oh that might be fly Fly is pretty bad man Well speaking of fly
Starting point is 00:51:59 I just had a memory of one time That I had to tell you Your fly was down and this is years ago You probably don't remember Given the circumstances You want me to tell you Why don't want you to lead it all up And they'd be like I'm not going to tell you
Starting point is 00:52:11 Okay So we were all in Arkansas For your mom's funeral And you had to go You were speaking at the funeral And we were all in the little lobby area of the funeral home and your fly was down
Starting point is 00:52:23 and I had to tell you. And I did. That's a good thing you told him on that on that. I know. But that's my example. That was my moment of Bobby having his fly down. And I had a new shirt on with a tag and something in my teeth.
Starting point is 00:52:35 It was the whole, I ran the whole thing. No, but I could not let you go up in front of everybody with your fly down. If you guys have any of these you want to add to it, go to our Facebook page and add it up there. We'll list them back for you guys. So, okay, let's get this straight.
Starting point is 00:52:46 One teeth, two fly, three toilet paper. for tag on your shirt. That's the Mount Rushmore of embarrassing things that you have to be told is happening to you and you don't even know it. Yesterday, Hardy was on and as Hardy was on talking about
Starting point is 00:53:02 his new album that's out, I brought up a taxi. It sent me months prior where he says, dude, I got the craziest ghost story. He's like, you ain't going to believe it? But it is for real. So I asked him. And he collects Native American artifacts and he believed his old place was haunted by Native Americans because, or his cabin because they're
Starting point is 00:53:18 all in his house. When I's moved into a studio, he thinks that studio is haunted. Crazy. Listen to the podcast. At my house, I've said it before, there's a ghost dog. It's for some reason haunting my house. And I know it's a ghost dog because it was at the window. My dogs were going absolutely ape crap. I pushed them in a room real quick so they would chill out.
Starting point is 00:53:36 And then I went out to see, and the dog was gone. There was no chance. And then I looked at the cameras that we have on our property. There was never a dog. There was never a dog. And I've seen it at least two or three times now. There's never been a dog on the camera. There's a ghost dog in my house.
Starting point is 00:53:50 I don't know why the ghost dog. I don't even believe it, but it's there. Like, I don't believe it was there, but I know it was there. Like, I don't believe ghosts. But there's a ghost dog on my property, right? Now, listen to this story. Matthew and Lauren Kane were laying in bed looking through security footage when they spotted a ghost walking their dog.
Starting point is 00:54:06 What? Whoa. In the video, the figure walks out of an antique cabinet. The couple says that cabinet contains the urns and ashes of dead relatives and pets. Okay. See, this is why you don't keep the ashes. Matthew, that's why you don't keep the ashes because the ghost comes out and walks your animal.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Sounds actually why you would, so the dog gets walked in the other night. You don't have to do it. I'm like asking for people's ashes. So I can borrow it so I'll walk my dogs. Matthew says he's skeptical about the paranormal but says I can't explain it, but it's there to see. But they got the footage and it looks like a ghost is walking their dogs. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Now I don't believe this, but it's there. So does some ghosts come out on the camera and some don't? Like the ghost dog, not on camera, this ghost on camera. I don't think there are rules for ghosts. Okay. And does it look just like, so the, so the, dog, I haven't seen the video, but the dog is being walked. He describes the figure
Starting point is 00:54:53 as having a perfectly round head it leaves a trail of light behind it and it's like, I don't believe this kind of stuff but I can't explain it. That's how I feel. Their dog didn't bark during the encounter and so he said well the dog must have been comfortable with them so I had to be a relative or a family member or somebody because the dog usually barks
Starting point is 00:55:09 around people that they don't know. Oh my. Tell me that's how crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Now we talk about aliens and again paranormal And this was a call that I got from my friend Charlemagne, who works in New York. I saw on their show, he has a show called The Breakfast Club, that he says he thinks aliens have visited him in his sleep. And he's had sleep paralysis. And he has like dots on his legs where he's been probed.
Starting point is 00:55:32 And the thing about him is that he is one of the smartest guys I know, period. Just wildly bright. And when he says this, you're like, is he so smart that he knows? Or maybe I give him a little too much credit. I don't know. But this guy is like heads and shoulders. above most other folks I know when it comes to just general intelligence. So I don't think he's just throwing this stuff out there.
Starting point is 00:55:52 So I said, hey, dude, we're talking about it on the show. Where you sent, tell me what happened. And this is a voice memo that he sent me back about his experience. I saw a flying saucer when I was in third grade. When I was in third grade, I was playing outside in my grandmother's yard. And I turned around and literally hovering over the trees was what you would consider a flying saucer. Like all the stuff you see in the movies, it was jet black and it hovered there for a while. And then it shot off.
Starting point is 00:56:15 one time I woke up and I had the sleep paralysis feeling which we called a hag in the country and when I looked up that thing from signs the alien from signs and this was I think even before I saw signs had to be before I saw signs the thing from signs was standing over me and it was purple and black and it was breathing just like it was in signs and as the sun started to come up it just started to fade away and I've told my mother these stories for years. Wrote about him in my first book, Black Privilege. Like, I have no reason to make any of this stuff
Starting point is 00:56:51 up. Damn, I just thought about it and realizing how crazy it does it. But it happened. The fact that he's got spots on his calves, he woke up one morning. There were two dots on his calves, both legs, exact same spot. That's crazy. Even if it was like termites or bedb... Who knows? The exact same spot!
Starting point is 00:57:10 There's just too much smoke for there to be no fire at all. How about the fact? that the description of the alien looked just like the one in the movie. And how about the fact that he thinks, because I grew up a hillbilly like him, he thinks it happened to me. I'm just going to say, do you know what the hag is?
Starting point is 00:57:26 Have you ever heard that? I have not. I don't know what that is. But where we come from, if that happens, you just take some robatuss in it goes away. It feels better. Back to work. So, okay, there's all that.
Starting point is 00:57:36 I just wanted to share that with you guys. It's crazy. And ghost dogs, ghost family members walking their dogs. Hardy. Listen to that yesterday. Charlemagne, all this is crazy. It's a lot of smoke for there to be no fire at all.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Like something of all those stories has to be kind of true. Maybe not all of them, but something. Okay? That's all. A special edition of the news here. These are all stories, but all these stories in one way or another relate to us. Uh-oh. Okay. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Somehow. So it's all things that are currently happening, but let's find the tie-in once I finish the story. Bobby's big. Stories. From UPI.com, a class ring that went missing decades ago has been returned to its original owner. The Texas woman who owned the ring thought she had misplaced it, but it was actually stolen and admitted as evidence in a 1986 drug trial. But she got the ring back. It's a graduating class from 1956 at Dupo High School in Illinois.
Starting point is 00:58:36 She always has looked, thought it was gone, and here she goes. She gets it back. So pretty cool to get that back after all these years. It's a sentimental thing. And how does this relate to us? Amy lost her ring. Well, or was it stolen? Yeah, we don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:49 And this was from 1956, Amy, so you have time. Yeah. I know, but I would rather get it. Now, my classroom is from 2003, Texas A&M, has Amy on the inside engraved. It's gold with a tiny diamonds, thank you. And so what's the reward you're offering? Are we doing your reward? 5.50.
Starting point is 00:59:09 Oh, I did. And how much of this am I offering? 550. I think it was 500. I think Bobby was 500. Man, that's some bullcrap. I think Amy added a 50. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Okay. Well, there's a $550. There's a $550 reward for this ring. If you can find Amy's Texas A&M class ring. She's talked to the cops in the town where you lived in North Carolina. Was there a break-in at your house? Yes. That's got to be worth.
Starting point is 00:59:33 Yeah, you got to assume that diamond's gone too. So when you say there's a little tiny diamond in it, you think they would pop that diamond out, right? I don't know. teeny tiny. You know what? $600. Let's make it $600.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Oh. We find Amy's class ring from Texas A&M. 600 bucks. So that's $5.50. Oh, it's so stupid. Why do I do this? All right, next up. In Texas, the mother of an Arlington High School student is being investigated after
Starting point is 00:59:55 allegedly sneaking into the school and watching her daughter get into a fight. Reportly the mom was able to blend it in with the rest of the student. She's like, da-da, walking in. Maybe, I don't know. She squatted her legs. It's shorter, walks right through. And she had a backpack over her. Tries to look young.
Starting point is 01:00:07 She gets in. And she did that just so she could be with her daughter and watch her daughter beat up another girl, apparently. Oh, my gosh. That's from mid-hubbed. That's the news. It's crazy. Before first period when the fist of cuffs began, the story says, the mom in question could be heard using vulgar language to encourage her daughter to beat the other girl up.
Starting point is 01:00:22 What? Okay, well, we all know who this is. That's you, Eddie, because you... No, Eddie would break up the fight. Correct. This is you lunchbox because I feel as though you're the one that would encourage your kid to pound them harder. Nope, it's actually Amy again. Her mom came to school with her.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Showed up at her school one day because Amy continued to be late to class, and all the sudden. her mom was there at school with her going, I'm going to walk you to class. That's right. Yeah, she tapped me on the shoulder. She was definitely not trying to blend in. Unfortunately, she definitely looked like my mom. And she tapped me on the shoulder and said, let's go. And I said, where?
Starting point is 01:00:57 She said, math class. I said, okay. So I went. I was never late to math again. There you go. Next up from Uprocks. Robert Pattinson has tried a ton of different fad diets, especially for movie roles. But this one he did was a cleanse where he ate nothing but boiled
Starting point is 01:01:13 potatoes for two weeks. And it worked, but he came away from it going, hey, don't obsess over weight loss because it can be addictive and insidious and could be really terrible for your health. But for his job, he needed to look a certain way. So he went and ate nothing but boiled potatoes for two weeks. Who does this relate to? Eddie and his Matthew McConaughey. That's right.
Starting point is 01:01:33 That's me. For how long did you do that? I did that for a whole month. Because Matthew McConaughey, he was trying to lose weight for that Dallas Buyers Club movie. and he was just doing boiled eggs in the morning and then fish, baked fish, and like a cup of veggies every single day, and that's all he ate and all the red wine you can drink.
Starting point is 01:01:51 And I did it for a whole month. I lost what, 35 pounds, 40 pounds. And here's the thing, too. Eddie, at this time was in my wedding. He was my best man. And all of, if you're my best man or my groomsman, I had the suits cover. They're really nice suits.
Starting point is 01:02:07 You'd have to pay for him. All, like, nice. But Eddie got his fit to him when he was, Dallas Byers Club size. So I'd lost all that weight and that nice tucks I got? I can never wear it. I did wear it to the CMAs, man, I couldn't sit down.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Eddie said he said it was where he was going to rip the pants. It was going to pop. You need to have it let out. And it's not just a tux. It also can be worn as a very nice suit as well. It's very nice. But you got it when you're way too skinny. Yeah, I'm going to try to get back to that weight again. No, that's not the one. What did he say? Potatoless. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Okay. From Unilad, an NFL player quits football to to sell Pokemon cards. Blake Martinez was a linebacker with the Packers, the Giants, and the Raiders. After seven seasons in the NFL, he decided to hang up his shoulder pads and go to selling Pokemon cards. He said he started collecting him when he was six, and he's gotten back into it, and he can make selling this a full-time job. He just sold one for $672,000.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Wow. That's Mike D. That's Mike D. Who has a ton of Pokemon cards. You never got him appraised, though, did you? I did. Oh, we did on the show? Yeah, $2,500.
Starting point is 01:03:07 For all of them? For all of them. Were you disappointed with that? No, that's pretty good. worth keeping them all these years? Would you sell them? No. In no way.
Starting point is 01:03:17 No, I'll go into my kids someday. That's fair. I mean, I don't think your kids want those. They might. Well, they'll want anything if it's worth money. Yeah, you're right. I figured Pokemon's awesome, too. I just never got into it.
Starting point is 01:03:27 There are too many people I know that like it or did love it as a kid that I'm like, there must be something there. We did do that app, though, remember Pokemon Go? For like a week. Yeah, you guys. One other story that is just specifically us I didn't want to bring up.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Eddie's youngest kid that just had a birthday. And just because here on the show, I remember the day Eddie called me. I was like, hey, I'm not going to be in today. I was like, what up? Dude, you're sick? I was, no.
Starting point is 01:03:54 We just got a call to go pick up a baby at the hospital. And I was like, what? Yeah, we're going to foster this baby. And it was a newborn baby. Newborn baby. I've been in the hospital for two weeks and needed a place to go because it was ready to be discharged.
Starting point is 01:04:08 And you guys had been working to foster. And your wife was like, We want to foster, and you were like, I don't know if this is for us. I just never thought that we would be able to do that. Because, you know, I mean, we have two kids already, and I didn't know if I was able to do it. But my wife was like, yes, we can do it. And then I was like, all right, let's give it a shot. We got certified and bones.
Starting point is 01:04:26 It was a year certification to do this. And this was the last month of certification. So I was literally saying like, well, I guess it's not in the car. It's no child. They haven't called us to foster anyone, so we're not going to do it. But then with that last month, it came the call. They said, we got a baby. Come on.
Starting point is 01:04:40 So Eddie went and got it. You took the baby home. How was it the first couple of days? Crazy. Just weird. Just weird. I mean, I hadn't been a, we hadn't had a baby in the house in five years. I remember taking the car seat into the hospital and the base was on it and everything.
Starting point is 01:04:52 And they're like, no, sir. The base stays in the car. You bring the seat. It's like, it's been five years. I don't remember this. Because you have two kids at the time. And you go to pick up the baby. What's it like when you get that call that morning or that night?
Starting point is 01:05:04 Oh, that was exciting because it's like you get that call. And my wife had to actually go to the hospital and stay 24 hours with the baby before we can take it. Just so the baby can feel comfortable around her. Not that you can just rip them out of the hospital. So you get the baby and we're going to get to the end here, which is what is what Eddie's doing with his birthday. So you get the baby, take it home. And then what happens?
Starting point is 01:05:23 And then we have a baby in the house. And it's like, oh, crap, we don't have diapers. I got to go to the store, get diapers. Oh, we need pacifiers. We need baby bottles. We need formula. We need all this stuff. And it was really just, okay, I got to go pick up all that stuff, all this clothes
Starting point is 01:05:35 because they don't come with any of that. They really come with a blanket. And that's it. Here's the baby. Then you get another call. And how, I don't know, how long from getting the baby home to that next call? Yeah, that was about, I would say, two weeks. That's all?
Starting point is 01:05:50 Yeah, two weeks. Oh my gosh. And they call and they say, hey, so turns out that this baby has a brother and they found him and now he needs a place to go. And so can you take him for a little bit? It's going to be temporary, but he's an older brother. Can you take him? So did you and your wife have a long conversation weighing it out? Or was it an automatic yes?
Starting point is 01:06:09 Or was an automatic no that got convinced to yes? It was an automatic, no, well, okay, I guess we're going to have to, you know, give the baby back. And my wife's like, what are you talking about? Because in my mind, I had only really told her we can take one kid. Like one kid. And for how long in your mind? Nine months. That's really kind of the standard time that a foster kid would stay in a home.
Starting point is 01:06:26 Sure. So I was thinking nine months, one kid. So when they said two, I'm like, no, no, that's not us. Like, we cannot, we cannot go from a family of two kids to four kids. And now six of us in one house, like, it's not possible. But then my kids overheard us. They were like, Dad, no, we have to. We have to take his brother.
Starting point is 01:06:43 We have to. And after like, I don't know, a day of just arguing and trying to figure it out, I said, all right, let's just, it's temporary. Let's give it a shot. So the other kid comes home? He comes. And that was rough because he's older. He's older and he literally was just pulled out of his home, his environment, and brought into our home. And he doesn't know where he's at.
Starting point is 01:07:03 He doesn't know that his brother's there. He doesn't even know that he has a brother. That's true because it was a baby. He was a baby. So it's just mass confusion. Don't know what's going on. So that was tougher. But again, he didn't come with anything.
Starting point is 01:07:13 I'm like, bud, you need a toothbrush. Gosh, you need everything. Underware, you need clothes. What's weird it is, it's the same thing we tell lunchbox all the time. You need a toothbrush. You need to brush your teeth. Oh, boy. You can't just fart wherever you want.
Starting point is 01:07:28 So smash cut to today or yesterday. Yeah. His birthday. How old now? He's four years old. So that was four years ago. That's crazy. It's four years ago.
Starting point is 01:07:38 Isn't that crazy? It seems like yesterday. and also 100 years ago at the same time. Yeah. And, you know, when you get a baby, you don't know what you're going to get. He's not our DNA. He's not our, like, you know, he doesn't act like us. He's his own person that we really didn't know what he's going to be like.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Bones, he is the most amazing human being in the whole wide world. He is the mayor of our neighborhood. He's so social on his, my wife said when he took him to school the other morning on his birthday. He had the windows roll down yelling at all the neighbors. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's just like, and that's his personality. He's a big bulldozer.
Starting point is 01:08:11 He's very physical. He breaks things without, he breaks it and then immediately apologizes. Well, he runs into stuff. When him and Stanley, my bulldog, meet in the middle, one of them ends up crying because they hit each other hard. It's like a linebacker tackling a running back. And at the end of them, one of them's going to go like, oh, that hurt. So, but they're no longer your foster kids. No, because we officially adopted them a little over a year ago.
Starting point is 01:08:35 So they are our kids. They're our boys. And two boys that you were hesitant, not because of who they were of, it was pre, even the idea of it. You're like, I don't know if this is for us. Now, how do you feel about it? I love it. I mean, really, I can't picture my life any other way. I mean, it's just a beautiful thing.
Starting point is 01:08:50 I see that they have a chance at life now. I see that they literally just love their life. They're happy every day. They're good at things. You know, one of them's really good at sports. He never knew what sports was before he came to our house. So that's just amazing. They're in good schools.
Starting point is 01:09:06 They're just taken care of. And they're loved, mostly. And I love loving them. So it's great. That's awesome. Well, happy birthday. Yeah. The little guy's four years old.
Starting point is 01:09:15 The little guy, when he comes to our house, we got to like keep an eye on him. Yeah. Lamps. It's like, bam, bam. He grabbed your bag and Bobby's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no, I got stuff in the other break. But he is awesome. He's amazing.
Starting point is 01:09:28 He's awesome. And Eddie's only 16 years away from being rich. Because I imagine I'll take care of you when he plays in the league. Oh, yeah. He's going to play something. I don't know what he's going to play. Bobby's big. Stories.
Starting point is 01:09:44 A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.
Starting point is 01:10:01 And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Cliverts Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So,
Starting point is 01:10:30 if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends.
Starting point is 01:11:06 I'm Anna Sinfield. In this new season of The Girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands.
Starting point is 01:11:26 I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the Girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you.
Starting point is 01:11:40 you get your podcast. Everyone, I'm Ego Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo.
Starting point is 01:11:59 My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot in luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I had a funeral yesterday afternoon in Oklahoma, and somebody really close to my wife, passed away.
Starting point is 01:13:01 And so, you know, she said it last night. It was going to fly back. She was like, and it's been rough for her. It's been a rough year for her. But she was like, man, I'm so glad. There's only a few times in your life You have to be this sad Because of people really close to you
Starting point is 01:13:21 You know passing away And it is on a couple different levels Really weird and foreign to me Because I'm 42 now And I spent me most of my life I didn't meet Caitlin until I was like 308 or 39 It was such a I was the center of my universe
Starting point is 01:13:46 because all I cared about was trying to get ahead of my career because I never wanted to go back to how I grew up. And I think I was always running from not having to be living in poverty again instead of running towards something. And I have all these goals. And but with her, you know, she has such a strong family and that is such a priority where it's not that family is a priority. I just didn't have a lot around ever. And so it's like a whole different planet when I go back. But it's like, and I'm learning it. And it's really amazing to see a family that supports each other all the time.
Starting point is 01:14:35 And it's a very, very close, tight knit. They're always there. If anything happens, good or bad, it's like they're all, there's a magnet that sucks them all right back to Oklahoma. If they're not there, they're back there and if they're a town away, they're there. And, you know, it is, it's like I'm learning more now emotionally than I ever have when I was, you know, I'm 18 through 35 because I think I learned a lot in other ways.
Starting point is 01:15:03 I think I'm 100 years old in some ways. Some of the crap I've been through, but some of the crap I haven't been through. And, you know, to also watch her be extremely sad, it's, again, foreign to me to be really sad. because somebody else is sad, if that makes sense. Where I would get sad, my mom died. Just crippling. My grandma died, who adopted me and was like my mom, probably more than my mom was.
Starting point is 01:15:30 Again, crippling. But I was just sad for me. But to be sad for somebody and watch her be really just distraught because she loves somebody so much, that's a new thing for me. I don't think I've ever cried for anybody. that was crying until like yesterday. I mean, this funeral and I'm just trying to be there for her and support her.
Starting point is 01:15:58 And I'm like, what's happening to me? It was weird. It was like, what's my eye? But it really was me being sad for another person. And I think most people learn this emotional education at like 22, 23, 24, 25 years old. And I'm just now learning it now. at times it's difficult it's eye-opening you know i never really had a christmas eve christmas morning what some people would consider traditional christmas type until the last couple years and
Starting point is 01:16:29 at her house they have traditions they you know they watch elf they build and i'm like what planet what what reality show is this and so to go back at a really difficult time for her you know i i i i i just have never, it's all, all that's new. And I come back and I feel like, dang, I've, I've grown a little bit because I've, I've never felt those things before. So it's weird. You know, this morning, I wake up and she obviously had a rough night last night. And it's like, I'm also grateful that she gets to be that sad about somebody and maybe a little bit jealous too, because if somebody dies and you are extremely distraught, sad, upset, set because you love them and they meant so much to you, man, how lucky is it that you had
Starting point is 01:17:33 somebody that you loved and that meant so much to you? And you don't want anybody to die ever, obviously. But there's only a few people in your whole life that really just kind of camp out in your gut and your heart and live there. And there's real value in that sadness. And that how lucky or you that you get to be so sad, not because of the sadness, but because of everything that created that sadness, all the great memories and all the love that came from, because that's why you're sad. So yes, it sucks. I know it sucks to have somebody super close to you pass away. It is the worst. But it gives me a bit new perspective. being sad for someone else that's sad because I can also take a half step back and be a little
Starting point is 01:18:39 jealous because, and I don't think it maybe makes sense to her yet, but she is very, very fortunate. She got to be sad because she loved someone that much. That's a hard thing to process right when it happens. Like I look back at my grandmother who, when my mom left, for years and would come back and would leave and come back. I think my mom loved me, but when you get pregnant of 15 and you're an addict, I think it's definitely you're starting from a disadvantage in life. But my grandmother was consistent and constant.
Starting point is 01:19:22 Not always the same thing, but she was that for me, the only version of that that I had. And I struggled with it for a long time after she died. And I think I've said like one of my biggest regrets is when I was in college and after that not going back and spending more time with her because she had a stroke. And then there was a time after a stroke where she didn't remember a whole bunch. And then she passed away and it was really terrible. And I'm just upset and sad and angry for years and on and on. Feel sorry for myself.
Starting point is 01:19:54 But then the farther you get away from it, even now, there are times where I just go, man, how lucky was I? And sometimes I'm like, you know, it's pretty unlucky how I grew up. But no, I was so lucky that I had her, and it took me a while to realize that. It took me a while that I realized, man, I was so sad because I knew what I lost, because I was so lucky to have what I had. And so spending that time with her yesterday was a new emotion for me. And the longer that I stay married, which I've been married a year in July, August, September October, year and a half, basically.
Starting point is 01:20:35 I keep learning all these things that I think a normal person with normal emotional intelligence learned a long time ago. But I just come back going, wow, like you guys are messed up, all you normal folks. So, you know, it was a tough day yesterday for sure. And it's a tough day for a lot of people today. It'll be a tough day for a lot of people tomorrow. But what I just want to say to everybody who is going through this because we'll either go through it or somebody will go through it for us. That is inevitable. we will go through it with somebody that we love
Starting point is 01:21:08 or they will go through it for us. That when you are so sad and so hurt and so just epically down because of somebody you love leaving you, if you can just take a second, hopefully, because you'll take a lot of seconds later and understand that it's a luxury to get to be sad because that means
Starting point is 01:21:39 that they made you so happy for so long. And it was pretty cool. It was really cool to watch her have a genuine sadness based of pure love. And that's what I saw. I really never seen that because I never cared to see it because I never cared about anybody like that before. Never been in a real relationship.
Starting point is 01:22:08 I was in relationships, but none of them really counted because I didn't invest any of me. until her. So that's where we were yesterday afternoon and it was tough. But it's tough for everybody, but I just hope when you get really sad about somebody dying, whomever it is. It doesn't get any better thinking this, but as a small consolation, I hope just for brief seconds, you go, I'm so lucky to be this sad because I'm sad for a reason, because of all the love that was shared between whomever it is. That's all. That's what I came away thinking. I just feel bad for my wife in a lot of ways.
Starting point is 01:22:50 Not even for this. She's had a rough last 12 months. She's been very sick for a year. I mean, I've watched her just battle it out and try to keep a, you know, a positive outlook. And she's just been, she's so much stronger than I am. And I bench press against any of you fools in here. but she's been sick for a year now solid had security and stalker issues and she's like why me and I'm like yeah why you it took me a long time to get a stalker how can you want so quick and then you kind of find out who it is and you're like holy crap and then the internet where she just doesn't and it's a little bit my fault because she's so funny I was like you should do stuff me online and it got really ugly for her for no reason and so now she's just like why i mean she posts
Starting point is 01:23:55 on instagram occasionally which is unfair that she can't just live and post on instagram like a normal person but it's been a rough year for her and i really feel bad for her and there's a rough day yesterday for her but i really came away from that admiring the really strong family dynamic that she has that people have, that I hope I have one day, you know, with a larger family, and that I just hope if there's anything I could pass to you guys from this, because we're all going to go through it more than once. It's that I hope you just understand how lucky you are to be very sad. I felt lucky to be very sad for her.
Starting point is 01:24:38 Not the same, but I felt lucky to be very sad for her. So that's all. I just feel like if I didn't say that, I'd go home and be like, dang, I really should have got that off my chest. I know that ain't the greatest radio, but that's all. It's a special perspective that I think is encouraging to hear. Like, I mean, people can take that with them and remember and have gratitude for all the memories and the love, just like you're saying. And it's cool, too, that you're acknowledging that at any time in our lives, we also can experience growth.
Starting point is 01:25:10 And just because we've been one way for so long doesn't mean that we can't evolve and just. change and, like you said, become more emotionally available, emotionally intelligent. I turned 10 yesterday. That's cool. Yeah. No, I mean, it's a story of hope. I am a story of hope. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:28 Yes. So we'll get off that, and I have some other stuff to talk about in a second. But that's what I wanted to say. I'm not trying to bring the show down. I waited until late in the show to bring this up and talk about it. But that's what's up. I wanted to get it off my chest. And I can switch it up real quick and say this, that if you go over to our website,
Starting point is 01:25:42 we're not charging you for this, but we love to give people free stuff for listening to the show. And so go to bobby bones.com because Eddie and I in our group The Raging Idiots, we do this massive fundraising concert for St. Jude every single year. And so Hyundai wants to send you and a guest to this show February 21st. And it's us, The Raging Idiots, but Parker McCollum, Dina Carter, Tracy Lawrence, Michelle Branch, Randy Houser. I could go on, but they're all going to show up and play with us. Again and out. And it'll be roundtrip airfare for two, hotel for two, two tickets to the show. Just go to Bobbybones.com. Sweep steak sponsored by Hyundai at your journey. Last Day to Interest Sunday.
Starting point is 01:26:15 So we want to give that to you. It's not going to cost you anything. And we don't save your email. We don't spam people, do we? This is what I find out. We don't spam people, do we, guys? We don't send them, okay. Just making sure. I mean, if we do, I get it.
Starting point is 01:26:27 But this is not that. Not that. Okay. I prepare to roll your eyes. A woman is suing a concert venue after she got so drunk, she basically blew up a house. She was 26 years old driving home from the concert. When she crashed into a house, that caused an explosion.
Starting point is 01:26:43 The explosion destroyed four houses and injured seven people. Falling embers caused fires at several houses nearby as well. The entire neighborhood had to be evacuated. Gas and water service were shut off in the area. $10 to $15 million in damages. Now she and her father filed a lawsuit against the company that owns the concert venue and serves the booze. The suit claims the company shares liability for the explosion because it kicked him out of the venue without trying to prevent her from driving home. It also alleges the venue served her while knowing she was intoxicated.
Starting point is 01:27:16 That's from Local 12. No. It's when you don't want to take personal responsibility that starts to be really upsetting to me. And also, if you're going, well, they didn't know she was drunk. Well, there are 20,000 people there, and you don't pay a bartender enough to have to watch and see if people are drunk or not. That's when you depend on personal responsibility. Yeah, they serve a lot of people at these conservators. And they're making $12 an hour or less because of the tips depending.
Starting point is 01:27:46 And if that position was a salary job and they were trained specifically to do that and paid more to watch, then I would understand. But they're not even told they have to watch every single person. It's like, hey, if you see somebody that is unsafe, let us know. But it's, what do they do? They can either get in trouble for not working fast enough because they're watching everybody like, ooh, let me see. or this. But this is a count. This is personal responsibility.
Starting point is 01:28:15 Or the friend goes and buys the drink. You stay in your seat because you're drunk. They go get the drink. I mean, there's no way they can control that. No way. There's no way they win. And if it matters, it was a Maryland Manson concert. Oh, it was?
Starting point is 01:28:26 It doesn't matter. We were told, because I never was a Maryland Manson kid, but we were told we were kids that Marilyn Manson was going to at one of his shows, locked the doors with, like, put the wood plank in the door lock so you couldn't open it. You know, those double doors. I remember that. And then he was going to burn it down with everybody inside. He never did.
Starting point is 01:28:45 Right. Not yet. I'm waiting. We were also told that he was the kid from Wonder Years. Paul. Yeah, the brother. Uh-huh. No, no.
Starting point is 01:28:52 No, his friend, Paul. Yeah, with the glasses. Yes, but that's not true either. She's not, yes. A new studies found that Viagra lowers the risk of heart disease and men by up to 39%. Oh, wow. And it even helps reduce the risk of an early death. So, we had.
Starting point is 01:29:09 come up with a segment, the placebo challenge. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. But didn't our lawyers say that wasn't the best idea? Like, weren't we softly recommended not to do it? I didn't know this follow-up. I love lawyers. Was this not followed up on the air?
Starting point is 01:29:23 We talked about it on air that we did. Yeah, it was like maybe it shouldn't do it. It was a soft. Yeah, it wasn't a no, but it was a maybe not. Yeah, we shouldn't. The bid idea was the guy signed up for the placebo challenge. They get paid some money. and three of them get,
Starting point is 01:29:39 they have to close their eyes, three of them get like a sugar pill and one of them gets Viagra, but all of them think they might have Viagra. Legit. And so then we just see what happens. And if you didn't get it, do you still get it?
Starting point is 01:29:53 You find out. I need to Google how long it takes Viagra to kick in. Yeah, that's a good question. Well, if it stays kicked for four hours, call your doctor. Yeah. Oh, man, okay, I forgot that update. We were softly recommended not to do that bit, But now that it's about men's health and lowering heart disease and men, this might actually be a public service more than a bit.
Starting point is 01:30:15 Netflix revealed its page sharing option for multiple profiles in the same account. They're introducing a paid sharing option for multiple users as they crack down on password sharing this early to mid part of the year. The plans to alter how people use. And if you've been watching on someone else's account, you'll have to create your own login and pay for your own access, which is a fraction of it, but it's called paid sharing because multiple users break down that subscription price. Basically, you share it all. You share the account, but also if Eddie and I were to share one, we each pay half. Oh, yeah. The new option comes if people wish to share or people who live elsewhere. So what happens is if you check in from elsewhere too many times,
Starting point is 01:30:59 they end up shutting the whole account down. Yeah, you're limited on that. Yeah. Because I have YouTube TV and they go, or if we were in Oklahoma yesterday, and I was wanting to check some scores on some stuff. And I was like, okay. And they says, are you, did you move to where you are now? Are you temporarily visiting? And I went temporarily visiting. And so if I keep temporarily visiting and I'm not temporary, then that has to be in a home. And then if I move it, you only get something to start a minute of moves before they shut it down. So Lunchbox, I know you have claimed that you steal all your streaming. No, no, I don't steal all of them. I trade. I trade out. And yes, Netflix is the one I do not pay for.
Starting point is 01:31:36 I am on someone else. You said that wrong. No. What do you trade? I trade HBO Max. Someone gets my login. And you pay for that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:43 Then why don't you guys just share? It sounds like you could just, you're doing the same thing. So why not just share? That would take effort. You'd have to enter in all this stuff. No, no. I mean, I'm still on Netflix, yo.
Starting point is 01:31:52 Like, I'm still using it. No problem. You think you're a gangster? You're using somebody else's Netflix? I mean, just letting you know. It's only a matter of time before they come after you. Or it gets assigned to his city and the whole account. It's just,
Starting point is 01:32:03 his and he has to pay for all of it and they lose theirs. It's not on my credit cards. I want to pay anything. I'm just telling you, I am still using it. No problem. Thank you Netflix. They're going to crack down on that crap. Will you pay a fraction of the price? No. Instead of having to pay for it all or we just not have Netflix. I just want to have Netflix. Then, I mean, unless the person that wants to use my HBO Max, if they still want to pay for the whole thing, they can and let me give me a login. You see what I'm saying? Like, it's a tip for tat. Like, I give you HBO Max. You give me that.
Starting point is 01:32:32 No, we understand what it is. Like my cousin Anything else you're taking Or just that one? Disney What? Where's the tap for that tip? Disney?
Starting point is 01:32:39 I give my, once again, my HBO Max goes to my cousin. Oh, so you give multiple people HBO Max. Yeah. So you're giving away one thing but you're getting all these other ones. Yeah. How many logins?
Starting point is 01:32:48 I mean, how many different people can log into HBO Max? I have no idea. At least three. But you'll find out. Actually four because my sister uses it too. Oh my.
Starting point is 01:32:56 And what do you get from her? I get from her. Is it Paramount Plus? I think it's Paramount Plus. You guys just. You guys just on a text thread where you're like, here's my password? Yeah. Like, oh, I got logged out.
Starting point is 01:33:07 Can you give me that? Like YouTube TV, I borrow my brothers. What does he get from here? HBO, Matt. I want to talk to Audrey and St. Louis real quick. Hey, Audrey. Hey, Audrey. Good morning.
Starting point is 01:33:20 You're on the show. Hi, Bobby. How are you? Doing pretty good. What can I do for you? Hey, so I was just calling because I was listening to you just kind of talk about your experience with just kind of supporting Caitlin through this difficult time. And I actually am kind of going through something similar.
Starting point is 01:33:41 My husband lost his mom. She was a teacher at a high school in St. Louis, and she was tragically killed in a school shooting back at the end of October. And I kind of grew up similar to you, just kind of having a kind of a strained family situation. and his family is super close, and they're so tight-knit, and they love each other so much. And after that happened, it was obviously tragic, but just feeling the amount of, I guess, like, pain for my husband, seeing him grieve was something I've never experienced. And so everything that you explained, I just truly haven't heard anyone explain it like you before, and I really could relate.
Starting point is 01:34:27 So I just really appreciate you putting that out there. others who've been in that situation can kind of put words to that. Audrey, I appreciate that call. Thank you. Sometimes I feel like I'm just on here rambling and figuring it out as I go about sorry to hear that about the situation there. Jeez, tragic. I'm very sorry. And I appreciate the call and thank you
Starting point is 01:34:46 and thank you for listening. Man, that's tough. Thank you so much. Bye, Audrey. All right. Let's do some good news here. His lunchbox just got bad news. The Netflix's going to crack down on him. They're coming after me. His whole family just got bad news. that their HBO Max is about to explode because there's 32 people inside of it.
Starting point is 01:35:03 I'm worried. All right, here we go. Bobid Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Seattle, Washington. A woman walked into a store, stole a bunch of items,
Starting point is 01:35:15 ran out to her car. Instead of just driving away, she tries to go Austin Powers and and make a U-turn. Hits two cars, three cars, hits a cop car before she's arrested. You know, that's a funny reference because I was talking to my wife about this,
Starting point is 01:35:28 who is basically, what, almost 12 years younger than I am? Yeah, yeah. And Eddie was in the car. I'm talking about making in Austin Powers. I was at my car. She was like, I don't understand that. Because Morgan hasn't seen Austin Powers either. Well, she had it until we made her.
Starting point is 01:35:42 And I was like, you know, when he's on the Zamboni type thing and he's trying to turn around in the hallway, I don't know what that is. We had a YouTube. We YouTube did it and made her watch it. And I hate when people would do that to me. Because it's like, this is hilarious. And then like seven seconds in, it's not hilarious.
Starting point is 01:35:57 But she watched it. Oh, so for those maybe they don't know, there's a scene in Austin Powers where he's trying to turn around, but the hallway is very tight. And he has like a big, it's not really a Zamboni, but it's got a big flatten, those flatten wheels, right? Yeah. It's like a golf cart slash Sanboni, something like that. Yeah. And so he can't turn it around because they're just, he's like, go up six inches, back, six inches, up six inches, back six inches, back. It's very funny.
Starting point is 01:36:22 Yes. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. We talked about accidental 911 calls on this show Because there was a guy that was playing video games And he butt dialed 911 And the video game he was playing with a shoot-em game And he was like, I just kill two people
Starting point is 01:36:35 And 911 hears him They swat his house Because and not as what they call When you're swatting You call a SWAT team to someone's house as a prank But they literally heard him go I just kill two people and there are gunshots So they go to his house
Starting point is 01:36:47 Guy come out with your hands up And he's like what? And he has to go out with his hands up He's like 17 years old Gosh Like man Oh man So we talked about it and some listeners wrote some stories on our Facebook page. Chris wrote a dozen officers showed up to my shop because we were cooking catfish and beans on the wood stove.
Starting point is 01:37:04 And the neighbors called the cops and said they could smell meth cooking. Oh my gosh. But it was catfish and beans. And so the cops showed up and they're like, hey, we know you got to. It wasn't meth. It may have been worse for you, but it wasn't meth. Cholesterol. Ashley says, cops showed up to my house saying they got a call that my house was on fire.
Starting point is 01:37:22 my 10-year-old son admitted he called 911 to tell them and he did tell them that because of a dare from his friend. Oh. Wow. Kim wrote, I came back from walking my dogs and cops swarm the house with guns. The cops said someone told them
Starting point is 01:37:37 there were people running around with guns. Basically, she got swatted. That was one of those pranks for someone said there were people with guns because they're somewhere nearby and they want to see it happen. And then here's one from Tina. My two-year-old was messing around with the phone.
Starting point is 01:37:50 Dial 911. They heard me and my husband fighting I said I was going to punch him Oh no They showed up thinking that somebody had called And just left it on so they could hear it Because there was a domestic violence situation happening It kind of was though
Starting point is 01:38:04 She said I'm going to punch you It could have been kidding Like oh so mad I could punch you So Matt I could punch you So and Amy sounds like some sort of Italian chef When she did that Oh hey Punching-charoni
Starting point is 01:38:15 There was that time that I set my alarm off at my house And I didn't want to be late to work Because you know what happens if you're late to work. Yeah, you get set home. You get sent home. So I just left. Let it go.
Starting point is 01:38:26 And police arrived. She just left. She just left. That's a call, though, you can make and go my alarm won't stop going off. I panicked. Because there are times where people go, hey, kids sick. And I'm like, cool. All good.
Starting point is 01:38:39 Thank you for letting me know. That's completely legitimate. If your house alarm is going off, that's legitimate. Hey, but remember, lunchbox and I almost thought about ditching his car and we're late to work. We were going to something and I mean there was traffic on the bridge. I said, Eddie, I'm just going to have to get out of the car. Just leave the car on the bridge. We'll run there.
Starting point is 01:38:55 On foot. You show sweaty. And Eddie's like, no, we can make it. Thank you. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, buddy. Let's go. Get your Bobby Bones on.
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