The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Full Show: Dierks Bentley Is On! + Lunchbox Called 911 Again
Episode Date: August 27, 2024Dierks Bentley is in studio and shares the awkward moment he had at one of his kids sports games and more.... Plus, find out why Lunchbox called 911 again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...mation.
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Welcome to Tuesday show.
Morning, studio.
Morning.
Let's go around the room.
And you just give me your most entertaining, interesting, or most compelling story of the day.
He gets into the wrong car when leaving the store and his sports team's records he'd rather ignore.
That's right.
Producer Eddie, everybody.
What do you got for us today?
Guys, this is awesome.
A North Carolina archaeologist team found a 930-year-old Native American canoe in a lake last week.
So that's the headline.
This is the problem I have, though.
When you read the rest of the story, I'm like, wow, that's so cool.
It's an old canoe, 930 years old.
And then you scroll down, it says two years ago, these teenagers were swimming in the lake and they found it.
Well, then they called the authorities and the archaeologists dug it up.
So the headline should be these two teenagers found this old canoe.
That's true.
Two teens find haunted, buried Native American canoe.
That's what I'd say if I was writing that story.
Yeah, man, you got to scroll to the very bottom to see that these two teenagers are the ones that really found it.
And how old is that thing?
930 years old.
Which I thought was really interesting because I just went to the Tennessee State Museum and saw a real
canoe from like that old and I was like that's crazy
and then I read the story. What's the shape of it?
Obviously it's a canoe shape but is there anything
like... It's very long
and narrow. So it's almost just like
I mean these things were almost like
40 feet long. What's it made out of? Because
we need to start making canoes out of that again.
Wood, wood, wooden canoe.
But I'm saying it didn't rot out of
however many years. I mean we built
stuff now and it breaks in a week.
It probably was
since it was buried
it probably was able to be preserved.
in a way.
Otherwise, I'm assuming they just cut out of a trunk of a tree.
I mean, honestly, it looks like an old tree.
Yeah.
It doesn't look like a rope.
I wonder how those kids even knew it would be that old.
Well, they didn't.
They thought it was a tree trunk, and they just dug it out, and they kept lifting and lifting and
until finally the authority said, step away.
We got this.
Yeah, it does look really thin like a log.
Yeah, they thought it was a tree at first.
All right.
Thank you, Eddie.
Let's go over.
He likes to smell a socks.
He's learning to invest in stocks, and he once harassed Luke Combs for a pair of crocs.
Here he is.
Lunchbox, everybody.
Listen up, ladies.
You want your marriage to last?
Always put your husband first.
These two women wrote a dating book back in the 90s.
It was a bestseller.
They are back with updated rules.
They said, your husband needs to be top priority in your marriage.
When your husband says something stupid, say nothing back.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
This is the 90s, not the 50s?
This was in the 90s, but this is their updated rules now.
Also, like when you come home from work,
If you're like a VP or a CEO, you've got to take that hat off and you've got to become wife.
You need to cook and put dinner on the table and then ask your husband if he'd like to help you clean up.
And just like dating, it's not 100% equal.
So marriage isn't either.
You must both agree your husband is the decision maker and you are his key supportive team member, even if you make more money.
So this isn't even the 90s version.
This is their updated version.
This is their updated version.
What?
What? These two women, they wrote a book.
Yeah, yeah, we heard all that part. We're just confused as to why they would say such, I don't know, ignorant things.
They don't think it's ignorant. They are dating experts, marriage experts.
What makes them an expert, though?
I don't know.
They wrote a book in the 90s.
They wrote a book in the 90s, and it was a bestseller, and people loved it, and this is their new updated one.
So, women, if you're out there and you're listening, make your husband the top priority.
They're the decision maker. You're their supportive team member.
I have no problem with that first part, as long as the other person.
part also made her his top priority, right?
So that's equal.
That's fine by me as long as the other happen as well.
But it's the, you're just the team leader, not the captain.
That feels a little weird.
I think you can be the team leader in some aspects and he's the captain and some.
And then she can be the team leader.
And I just think what I've learned in my very limited time being married, it's not equal,
but it's unequal in different parts and in different ways.
Right.
And that's what they're saying.
And they're saying that.
They said dating's not equal.
The guy has to pursue the girl.
The guy has to propose.
So now that you're married, same thing.
It's not equal.
The guy is the leader, and you're just his key member that supports him.
Why do you keep putting your hands together like you're praying?
My favorite part is, and then you ask your husband if he wants to clean up.
Well, the answer is going to be no most nights.
Yeah.
Like, you're supposed to cook and put dinner on the table and then ask him nicely if he'd like to help clean up.
Okay.
She started to put snail oil on her face, and her dogs have been eating everything.
her place. Here it is Amy, everybody.
A new study claims that makeup brushes
could be dirtier than your toilet.
So this is a PSA to women to wash their makeup brushes.
Most women are not washing them enough at all.
They should be cleaned every two weeks.
And I go like a month sometimes.
So I'm not proud of myself.
Yeah, I don't have makeup brushes,
so I don't understand what the protocol is.
Well, dead skin cells are on their oil back.
All of it can turn into. Do you don't throw them away?
They're not disposable?
No, you can, I have brush cleaner.
You can use like a dish soap or something like that or baby soap.
Just try to put in the effort to clean it and take this as a reminder.
All right, thank you.
From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he's competitive to his core, and that's why he works out until he's sore.
Bobby Bones.
Thank you very much.
You know, I just feel bad for this guy.
A man spends 21 hours on his knees in front of his ex-girlfriend's workplace trying to get her back.
buddy if you have to do this
if you even have to do this you don't
you're not going to get her back
and you don't want her back
you either screwed up so bad
that you don't deserve to have her back
or two
she just ain't that into you
and three she's never going to fully be back
even if she comes back for a second
if you're spending 21 hours out there begging
so this guy
he spends 21 hours kneeling outside of her work
it was an extreme attempt
he started
I mean he stayed on his easel 10 a.m.
the next day. Did the whole night through.
Oh no. That's crazy.
Cold, rain, passers by.
At first, nobody paid attention, but there were roses
next to him. A crowd
then formed around him.
It still is unclear.
He had to like cheat on her or something.
His name's not in the story, right?
Mm-mm. Good. Then he can maybe find a chick
later. Maybe.
There's hope. But he had to cheat on it.
He had to do something so bad that this is happening.
Or he just loves her.
Or she just broke up with him because she didn't want to be with him and he's just so desperate.
There you go.
I mean, oh, man.
I don't think that constitutes a 21 hour on your knees in front of the workplace.
That's just you getting sad.
I don't think you're going to beg.
I think you're going to beg like that if you've done something wrong.
Like, please take me back.
And that hurts, too.
Like, I remember at church, I would get on my knees and, like, within 30 seconds, I didn't want to sit back down.
Did he have knee pads?
Didn't say anything about knee pads.
That's the story I brought this morning.
Okay.
Let's get started.
Bones.
Anonymous sin box.
Oh, Bobby Bones.
I just finished your Bobby cast with Alana Springsteen and enjoyed hearing how she believes in signs.
I'm in my late 30s and I feel like I've been stuck in the same career way too long and I want to make a change.
I've been considering starting over and moving into a riding career, which I'm more passionate about, but I don't know yet how I'd make money.
I recently asked for a sign.
And then this week, I got an email that I'd been accepted.
to a rider's retreat this summer.
Only 15 people got selected.
I never thought I'd be chosen.
Do you think it's a sign I should quit my job to start my career as a rider?
Or should I give it more time to think it through after the rider's retreat?
Sign, big believer in signs.
No, it is not a sign to quit your job, first of all.
Amy, you stop rubbing your hands together.
This is exciting.
It is not a sign to quit your job.
You applied for this.
I probably just think you're good enough.
You should just go to it.
It's not a sign to quit your job.
Could be.
It's not.
But it could be.
Here's how I would handle this sign.
It is a sign.
100%.
No, it's the work that she's done.
She had to obviously apply to be accepted.
I would also say it's a sign she was listening to this episode that you did.
That's good.
Everything's not a sign.
And if you look for a sign, you're going to find a sign.
I'm way more rational about it.
But Amy, you go ahead and do your thing and I will not interrupt.
So what I see this as, I see it as an opportunity for you to go take a step in the direction towards what you truly want to do.
but you're going to have to maintain some form of incomes
so you can support yourself.
So there's going to be some overlap.
But that's not a sign.
That's called...
You said you'd let her talk.
I lied.
No.
It was a sign to me that Amy's saying what I said,
but it's not some sign.
That's a sign that's coming.
You're headed in the right direction.
Keep going.
It's a sign to keep going.
Don't stop.
I agree with everything you're saying
except the sign thing.
It's not a sign.
You applied for it.
You got what you deserved.
You worked hard.
You wrote.
You submitted.
They said, yes.
That's not a sign.
That's called the fruits of your.
labor.
It's called you get to make a difficult decision once you go to this writer's retreat and what
what you want to do.
You can do both.
Okay.
It's a sign that she listened to your podcast.
It's a sign.
Okay.
I just don't believe in signs.
Okay.
That's what we...
She heard the, she needed the sign to be reminded that someone that's writing and it's
on your podcast.
It believes in signs.
She was looking for a sign anyway.
The podcast had nothing to do with it.
She just said she enjoyed listening about signs.
So obviously she's into signs.
As someone that's into signs, I'm letting her know that the podcast is probably a sign.
Oh my gosh.
Just saying, keep going.
Go to the rider's retreat.
you wanted a sign, you will get a sign.
I'd like a sign right now that today's going to be a good day.
They don't work like that.
I really would like a sign that today's going to be a good day.
Eddie blink twice and two has been my lucky number all day.
Wow.
It's now a sign.
I was looking for it and I got it.
So you can insert anything into the sign thing.
Wait, I didn't blink though.
You did.
You just didn't even know it.
That would mean you have to wake up this morning before you even saw Eddie and you're like, okay, if Eddie blinks twice a day?
No, no, I just like it for a sign.
It's a happy blink.
Okay.
You can find anything you want.
Cool.
If you look for a sign, just do the work.
I'm going to look for a sign that Bobby's a hater.
Here you go. You want to hear it?
Just do the work.
I'm listening to it.
Congratulations, by the way, getting in.
That's really cool.
You should go do it.
Pursue your dream.
You got to keep making money at the same time.
You can do it both.
There's a lot of sacrifice.
If you want something great, you got to sacrifice something great.
Sometimes that's time.
Sometimes that's time with others.
Good for you.
Really cool.
And go give it a run.
I'm not a believer in signs.
I'm a believer in hard work.
That's what's up.
So go get it.
It doesn't mean people that believe in signs don't work hard.
I believe people want to sign.
Oh, should I do it?
You know what your sign is?
Go to freaking work.
Make them want you.
What?
Yeah.
Here's a sign.
Work this way.
Arrow.
Go and write.
Do whatever you want to do.
Chase your dream, but keep working as well for now.
And then the sign to give up is when someone will pay you enough to be able to give up your job.
That's a sign.
Or also a paycheck.
All right.
Whatever you want to call it.
Signs come in steps.
This is step one.
Okay.
Thank you.
She cited there.
Uh, co-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-all.
All right, thank you for the email.
Last week, Lunchbox told us he again called 911.
It's his favorite thing to do.
And sometimes we're like, you don't need to call 911 for that.
This time, though, we felt like what you did and why you did it.
Like, it made sense.
So tell the listeners what you did.
So I was leaving a soccer game and there was a white truck in front of me and it was
swerving all over the road, leaving the roadway.
And I was like, okay, this is obviously a drunk driver.
So I called 911 to report the drunk driver.
thinking, okay, the police don't come and, woo,
who pop them, pull them over, cuff them,
because definitely going to the drunk tank.
And then you follow him a little bit.
I did follow.
I may have gone in the opposite direction where my house was,
but he's also changed a story a couple times
where he said he may have passed an exit,
but now how he's turned around and he's following him completely.
Right, right, right.
I mean, they may have been going left,
and so I went left with them, and then they took an exit, yes.
So when you call 911,
that's available for anybody to get.
So we have lunchboxes call to 911
so we can hear it.
It's about a minute long, and then lunchboxes is a few things to say afterward, right?
Yes.
Okay, go ahead.
Saturday, April 8th, the time is 947 p.m.
9-1-1 with your emergency.
I guess, ma'am, I'm driving, and this white truck in front of me is all over the road.
I mean, swerving, left, right, and I mean, I guess not swerving, more drifting lane to lane.
We're about to take exit three, and we're going to, oh, no, we're going to go to the left, so we're going to...
Oh, wait, wait, are you following him?
I don't think you should follow him.
No, no, no, I'm not following.
This is the way I go home.
It's just the same way, and he just happens to be taking the same exit,
and we're going to be doing the loop-de-lose going.
Don't follow him.
If you can just maybe try to get the license plate.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, oh, man, he's just like,
the red lights, he's stopping at the red lights,
but right off the, like, when he hits, starts up,
he starts swerving over the lane right away.
Like, it's just like, oh, my gosh.
Okay, well, thank you so much.
Don't follow him.
And if you can, can you, like, get off of the highway now?
I mean, this is just the way I'm going home.
Like, this is my way to my house.
You just happens to be going the same way.
Okay, I let the officers know.
All right.
Thank you so much for calling.
All right.
Bye.
Did you ever give the license plate?
No, because I couldn't get close enough to get the license plate.
And you were lying, though.
Well, a little bit.
A little bit.
But you were lying.
You weren't going the direction.
You're right.
Okay.
Go ahead.
But here's my thing.
I felt like she was just annoyed with me the whole.
whole time. I felt like she was just like...
I think she didn't want you to follow him
because it could have ended bad for you. Let's say he
sees you following him, turns around with gun and starts
shoot at you, crashes into you.
You crash trying to follow him.
And I think she caught you in the lie, too.
So she's like, not falling for that.
And also you couldn't give her the license place, so you really
couldn't help her at all. No, no, but I
told her, okay, we're exiting three, exit three,
doing the loop-de-loo, and it's a white truck.
I mean, I explained...
You didn't say loop-de-loom.
Loop-de-loom.
Yeah.
What a loop-de-loo is for people that don't know is when you exit and you circle back.
You loop-de-lou.
Yeah, instead of hitting a stop-by, you go underneath the bridge and come back around and avoids a stop-by.
It's called a loop-de-lut.
Don't know if that's the technical term, but that's what I call it.
And I just, like, her tone of voice to me was like, she was annoyed that I called.
Like, I'm not supposed to call 911 for that.
I don't know, but she didn't seem very like, oh, thanks for calling.
You really couldn't give her anything, I think is her frustration.
You couldn't get her the license plate.
and you wouldn't stop following him.
I was keeping a safe distance.
Yeah, I hear you.
I don't feel like she was annoyed, annoyed, though, do you?
I just feel like she could do nothing about it.
You didn't give her enough information to do anything.
Yeah, I feel like she was doing her job, but also it's her job to keep other people safe involved.
So she was probably just, that's what he's picking up.
The vibe from her is like, sir, I.
Stop doing this.
Like when I watch TV, like when I watch those dateline ones, right?
They're like, stay on the phone, don't hang up until an officer arrives.
this one she's like all right thanks
and I'm like
Is that always is that for a drunk driver though?
I don't know
I think that's like if you're in a closet
hiding from burglar like try to stay on the line
That makes sense
Yeah
Like try to stay on so we can save your life
Because someone's in your house
I might kill you
Yeah
I'm just saying when I watch TV
And they always say don't hang up
And then she's like okay thanks for calling
She's already ready to get off the phone
And be like she's got something
An appointment to be at or something
Maybe she did
Maybe she had another call
Eddie was you here there
I mean I think that you're right
He had no information for her and she got all the information she can possibly get from lunchbox.
And then it's almost like his prank calls where he just doesn't stop talking.
And he starts stammering a lot.
And so she's just like, wrap it up.
I got to either get, I mean, she's got to send the cops out there.
One, and two, she probably has, like, her phone lines are probably ringing for more calls.
Price I'm in a closet.
And she's like, stay on the phone.
I got this idiot who's chasing a car.
Yeah.
Not chasing.
Following.
You have no reason to be upset about the call.
Yeah.
After hearing it back.
I would be a little more succinct.
I would be a little more descriptive than that.
I was trying to, but like, whenever the guy was swerving, it would make me, I would get like, I would, like, vision, like, just as you're watching it live, you can't, you can't not react.
So it's like, I'm in mid-conversation.
And when something happens, you, like, you don't know how to describe it because it freaks you out.
It probably freaks you out extra if you have kids in the car.
Yeah, it probably does.
Did you have your kids in the car?
Did you tell us that?
Yeah, I did.
Oh, no.
Yeah, but I told you.
hitting a sick distance.
Why are you chasing the car?
No, no, they did.
They asked me,
Daddy, why are you calling the police?
Oh, you know, they're just,
they might be sick.
They might need a doctor.
I don't know.
Sounds like a lot of lying going on.
Okay, you have no reason to be upset.
Okay.
All good.
You made a good call, though.
What I would say next time is be a little more prepared and try not to be so
reactional to what's happening so you can describe to her what's happening.
Okay.
All right.
And so next time I should have spikes is what you're saying.
Be more.
Spikes.
What do you do?
Run ahead of them?
Yeah.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care what you're saying.
Yep, that's me,
Clifford Taylor the 4th.
You might have seen the skits,
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Let's go.
We did beat him in improv.
You had an improv against the team?
Yes, we would pull up their schools would be there with signs for us.
It's competition.
What you would win is a bottle of Goldschlaugger.
James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it.
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Hi, Dad.
And just when I said that, my mom.
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This is a badass convict.
Right.
Just finished five years.
I'm going to have cookies and milk at my mom.
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It's time for the good news.
Oh, it's Bobby.
Tell me something good.
In Conover, North Carolina, the quick action of a six-year-old named Quinn,
saved her mom's life.
Quinn was looking on and her mom was making dinner and then the mom started to have a seizure just uncontrollably.
And so the kids like, that ain't right.
Didn't know exactly what it was because the kid six.
And so she went to her three year old brother and it was like go.
The neighbors are really close.
Run over there real quick and get the neighbors.
She was just stay with her mom.
And then the neighbors called 911 and they got there in time.
And so because they were there so quickly they saved the mom's life basically.
Wow.
So Jennifer, the mom's on the mend, and they gave Quinn a certificate.
But if you're six, you want candy.
Let's be honest.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ice cream.
It's all good.
But save that until she's like 15.
She needs some gummy worms or something.
Let's be honest.
But pretty good.
And also that three-year-old ran over to the neighbor's house.
Amazing.
A three-year-old?
I've always wanted to test my children to see what they would do in that scenario, but I don't want to give them trauma.
Like, you could treat it like a dry.
Mind line.
A fine line.
Like, I want to see how they'd react.
I want to fake dad.
and then be like, if they laugh at me, what do they do?
Or do they go get help?
Well, then when you really do, do, dead,
they're like, Dad's getting us again.
All right, that's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Kirk Spently.
I was doing an ice bath.
Oh, good.
Which I haven't done.
Yeah.
And Jake Owen's a big ice bath guy.
We were off together.
And he's like, dude, you got to do an ice bath.
And I was like, I'll do it at like two.
He goes, no, no, no.
You wake up in the morning and you do it.
I'm like, crap.
Okay, so I got it. We did the ice bath.
froze.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know the benefit of it except me going, I did that this morning because I told everybody.
Well, it's hard.
That's one benefit.
You get something hard done, you know.
Yes, but why?
Like, why are you such an advocate?
Because I'm sure there's something there.
I just haven't done it.
Yeah, I have a couple ice baths.
L.V. Shane gave me one.
And then a friend of mine gave me a really nice one.
It's sitting in the backyard, just getting rained on.
I can't do in the morning because it's not time to go out there and do that.
But I do a cold shower every morning, which is easy enough to do.
But why the ice baths in general?
I mean, there is.
There's that one thing. It's, it's, it's, I think for me, it's like a meditation thing. I can't sit still. I have a hard time doing yoga or something like that. But if you get in the ice bath, it's like you can't think about anything else except survival. Right? All your thoughts are gone. You're like, oh my God, I go. Like, I'm living in survival mode. But then it teaches you to get below your conscious mind, which is screaming like, I'm going to die. And you have to go deeper into like a subconscious mind. It's like, I'm going to be okay. Like, I can get out anytime I want to. Let's see how far I can take this. And I do feel like you carry it into the rest, into the rest of your day and into your life. It's like, I can do hard things.
I just sat an ice bath.
I've done 24 minutes before in a full 30 to 3.
Do you have many minutes?
Did you get?
24?
What is the hell?
Like that's probably dumb.
But I was cold for a long time.
Was that a dare?
Yeah.
There's that element too.
Double dog dare.
Triple dog dare.
Stick your tongue against the pole.
On the road, yeah, you get a little competitive out there.
And so I did 24 minutes.
And I was cold for, I was kind of probably hypothermic for a little bit.
But we had this little rubber ducky that stick.
We have these trash cans.
I bring them on the road and make everyone get in there.
and doing with us.
But the little rubber ducky was definitely in the low 30s on that one because it's full of ice.
But I think it's just like, yeah, doing something hard.
Yeah, I'm good.
I do enough hard stuff in the day.
All day long.
He was like,
aren't you proud?
You did that?
Wimhoff would say there's all sorts of like, you know, health immune benefits to it.
Well, it stimulates the vagus nerve.
Okay.
I do that once a year.
I heart festival.
The nerve is fully.
See, I don't get a chance to stimulate that one, but you don't invite me.
So I have to stimulate it some other way.
So I did an ice bath.
Dirk.
is here.
Listen, we're going to come back with Dirk's in a second.
Just, you guys hang out.
We're going to get Dirk's some water.
Yeah.
Like a Zanax.
You know, whenever a pandemic hit, you're, I don't know, I guess it's not you, but
your friends that do the 90s country band.
Yes, the hot country nights.
I always thought that was very unfortunate because you geared all the, they geared all the way up.
Yeah.
And then the pandemic hit.
It was geared up.
We were, we, they, sorry.
They them.
Twitter.
Sure.
We did Jimmy Kimmel, which is amazing.
We were going to do Jimmy Fallon.
Good Morning America.
The Hot Country Nights are going to be on a good morning America.
It was all teed up.
And then I think the universe is like, we can't handle this.
This is too much.
This is going to ruin country music.
We have to shut this down.
What can we do?
Pandemic, boom, it's over.
Do you still, when you go play shows, do you ever get a bit burnt out at the end of a tour?
When does it hit?
And how do you kind of readjust yourself to see?
You have, you have to re-remember why you're doing it and that it's still awesome.
Yeah.
I mean, you can get tired of anything.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I, I still love just walking on stage with the band and the guys.
It's just something about, we ride the same bus together.
I've had the same bus for 20 years.
It's just me and the guys of the band, no oversight.
My band guys are some of my best friends.
And honestly, the nights is a big part of it.
You know, the end of every show, the nights come out.
So it doesn't matter what we're doing.
It could be a private show for somebody.
I played for a bunch of like a Ferrari dealership thing yesterday.
and they're from Italy.
It's like six people knew what we're doing.
The other ones are kind of messed around the backroom.
We're playing for ourselves,
and the nights are going to come out and pull bananas out of their pants
and do all this crazy stuff that we do.
It's like, how much can you get away with at this point?
But I love the tour.
We put so much time into it.
And it's still fun being on stage, even with all the travel.
So with that ever stopped, I would quit doing it.
But it's just something about when I walk on stage,
it doesn't matter of how tired I am or what my head is.
There's just like an electricity that comes up through the stage
I'm just excited to be there, nervous, scared, everything.
It's still that way.
So I'll keep doing it for as long as it still feels like that.
What about writing?
Are you always?
Writing's hard.
Do you have to, like, set a time to write?
Yeah, I just did a week of writing.
Again, I walk in there.
It's like the A-Team.
It's like All-Star Fantasy Camp for riders.
You're writing with Ashley Goreley and Luke Dick.
And I wrote a Stephen Wilson, Jr. this week I'm a huge fan of.
And Jim Beavers and these guys.
It's like, wow, this is unbelievable.
I mean, me, I have to remind myself, like, me 30 years ago,
would have been like, I can't believe them in this room.
I'm riding with the best of the best.
These guys are, so it's just a little bit of like, you know,
just power of now and being, like, grateful for the moment you're in
and kind of reset your, my daughter one time,
I was taking my daughter to school one time,
and I was kind of, I went, I was like, man,
I got to write songs today.
And she goes, you got to or you get to?
She was like eight.
And I was like, wow.
So sometimes I think about, when did the,
when did the get to turn into the got to?
And I have to, like, kind of reset myself,
I'd be like, hey, dude, freaking writing songs today with, like, John Randall and these guys, like, just, you're lucky to be here.
So it's all, it's all just like resetting your, you know, the gratitude and everything everyone talks about and stuff.
But writing is hard, especially with those guys, they're so good.
And you're just trying to hang in there for dear life.
It'd be like trying to, as a hockey player, going to play with Connor McDavid.
It's the same thing.
It'd be like, you feel like an idiot.
How do you feel with your son playing hockey?
Are you like a hockey, crazy hockey dad or a hell?
healthy hockey dad.
I'm a pretty bad parent when it comes to this stuff.
I had to apologize to a few school coaches and even headmasters because one time my daughter
was in a volleyball game over to Ensworth.
She doesn't go there, but she was playing a game there.
And half her through the game, she suddenly been put in, you know, and then like, we're getting
into the third quarter here.
And like, I don't know, the volleyball, the periods, quarters is what it is.
But third, whatever, she still isn't in.
I just got off the road.
I'm wearing this big trucker hat, flip-flops, a pair of, like, board shorts.
and I'm just not ready to really be released back into the wild yet, but here I am.
And I'm just like, my girls, I'm so protective.
And I'm like, what the?
So I get up out of the bleachers.
I'm flip-flopping across the hardwood floors all the way over to their side with the benches.
I'm like, is she, uh, she can get in today?
You, oh, yeah.
And the coach is like, well, you guys are real late for, late for the warm-ups.
I'm like, she's not getting in.
She's like, no, I'm like, let's go.
Oh, my daughter.
Now she's screaming.
I'm trying to protect my daughter.
but she's screaming at me
and we're walking back
and from all the parents
the coach said something to me
I said something back to the coach
we walk off
my daughter's calling me
Dad you're a psycho
we get in the car
she's crying the whole way home
I realized I just wasn't ready
to be back like off the tour bus
and back in like a real world situation
oh yeah so emails
and visitations
and trying to just hat and hand
back at the school like I am sorry
I am an idiot
so I do get like
I do
especially my daughters are playing sports
I get this inner like soccer person, a soccer dad that comes out that's kind of, I got to control a little bit.
How did that not end up on the internet?
I know, right?
No one had a phone.
It was pretty bad.
I mean, but also, okay, so she wasn't going in because she was late?
Well, I guess my daughter, first of all, the volleyball rules, you can't just sub in and out like you do a, you know, football.
So there's like certain rotational things I didn't realize until later on.
And I guess they were supposed to be there.
We got there like five minutes for the game, which I guess is a no-no.
So you made her late, then you got mad.
Yeah.
Got it.
So that's a lot of you here.
Yeah.
And my other daughter, the lacrosse game with like 36 seconds left one time, the coaches,
there's like four girls that hadn't played yet.
And they're like, oh, we got to get them in.
And she told me that.
She'd heard the coaches say, oh, we got to get them in.
It was like seventh grade junior varsity.
I'm like, this is J.B. lacrosse.
The goal here should be to build the kids up, not like make them feel like they suck.
Will that get a long email for me, which I'd let 24 hours go by two?
I told myself, give it 24 hours, breathe.
And then I still sent it.
And I wish I hadn't done that because the same coaches also coach stuff in the spring.
But you will never confuse you for somebody who doesn't love their kids.
Yeah.
I get.
I suffer with them.
I am all in on it.
But yeah.
They're yelling to add them all the way to the car.
You're psycho.
I'm getting worked at them.
I'm not thinking about it.
Yeah.
But yelling what?
That you're psycho.
Oh, I'm definitely.
Oh, she yelled at me the whole time.
You're complete psycho.
With hockey, my wife's terrible.
We go to a, she'll travel to one of these hockey tournaments.
Hockey thing is crazy.
And she'll get there and she can't even watch the game.
She will go outside and walk around the building.
And I have to give her updates to what's happening because she can't watch, you know,
our son miss a pass or it's just too much.
So we're both pretty bad about it.
Also, what you mean, you're both extremely loving parents.
Yeah.
Yeah, we, we, yeah.
Yeah, we are.
It's hard parenting stuff.
I mean, I've done some hard things in my life.
You know, all the sobriety and, and,
and all sorts of stuff.
And man, parenting is just, it's like to do it well, it's like it never, it's a moving target.
One day you're great at something.
The next day they're a day older.
It's like, oh, and now I've got to learn this skill.
And now I have like a 15 year old, a 13 year old.
And it's a whole other level of stuff.
Somebody gets a guy, nap.
Just more coffee as I reached my coffee.
We had this on the list.
No need to bring it up.
Well, what?
How many Grammys I haven't won?
Well, you've made a list.
Oh.
Yeah.
16, I think.
Yeah.
Oh, I said 14.
Oh, yeah, 16, yeah.
Oh, wow.
17, they gave you a free one, so.
Like a punch card?
Yeah, it's a punch card.
Every time you lose.
You get a punch card.
It's a smoothie king punch card based with the Gramies.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
Why would you bring that up?
Well, he knows.
No, I know he knows, but there's, but like, I just wonder why you would go.
Like, remember when we talked about what he didn't win?
No.
No, I released what it was happening in your mind right then.
Like, honestly.
I think to be nominated is an honor.
And he's been nominated 16 times.
So many times.
But you didn't say, how about all those honors when you were nominated?
You said,
Oh, yeah, all those times you lost.
Okay, so even when you're nominated, you're forever a Grammy nominated.
I have the little token.
They gave you this little, it's not real metal.
It's kind of like a paper, machet, but it's painted gold, so it kind of feels like it.
And I personally, we all think you should have one.
Thank you.
Just felt it was kind of an awkward time.
We're wrapping up the conversation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, sitting at the door, you know, I'll be thinking about that.
We actually watched, it was fun watching them from home.
The girls.
My girls were like, unpaid Taylor Swift like minions.
I mean, it's like they are doing so much work on Taylor's behalf.
Help out her friend Taylor.
No, not me.
They don't do anything for you.
They don't watch my shows.
We're on the road.
They're on the bus.
I'm like, hey, dad's getting ready to go rock to show.
You want to watch it?
They're like, I think we'll just keep watching Moana here for a little longer.
But no, they'll do anything for Taylor.
So funny.
Well, good to see you, buddy.
You look good.
Thanks.
Sound good.
I feel like you're good.
Your song's good.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I don't know.
Anything else good, Amy?
Say something good.
Could you just freaking telling me some?
Yeah, no.
You're so, we're so glad that you get to be here with us.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Did you say, I have to go be on the show?
Yeah.
You get to be on the show?
I get to.
This is always a get to.
Thank you.
Always a get to.
All right.
There he is.
Always a get to.
Derek Bentley, everybody.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's time to play riddle me this.
These are all kids riddles.
You get it right.
You stay in the competition.
We go around the room.
Riddle me this.
Amy, I'll read the riddle.
You have 15 seconds.
from the end of the second time I read it
to figure out the riddle.
You get it right, you stay in.
You miss it.
You do a report on Martin Van Burence.
I wish.
All right, let's play riddle me this.
Amy, what has a head and a tail, but no body?
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
Riddle me this, 15 seconds starts now.
A coin.
Is that your answer?
Yeah.
Correct.
You can just say, I'm ready, and then I will say okay, and then you say the answer.
All right, yeah, because sometimes you say stuff, you're like, that wasn't my answer.
I know.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, when you say, are you, whatever you said, would you say, are you sure, are you ready?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Then you say it.
Okay.
Lunchbox, what has a face and hands, but no arms or legs?
What is a face and hands, but no arms or legs?
Riddle me this.
A watch.
I need you to say I'm ready.
Oh, I'm ready.
Okay.
Lunchbox?
A watch.
Correct.
Or a clock.
We're taking another one.
Eddie, what can be cracked, made, told, and played?
What can be cracked, made, told, and played?
15 seconds on the clock.
Riddle me this.
Play?
What can be cracked, made, told, and played.
What's told?
I'm ready.
Eddie?
Egg.
Incorrect.
You guys know?
A joke.
A joke.
A joke can be cracked.
A joke can be told.
A joke can be played.
Yeah.
I get it now.
Two people remain.
Riddle me this.
Amy, what is frequently served but should never be eaten.
What is frequently served but should never be eaten.
Riddle me this.
Maybe there are so many things that are served.
What should be served?
What's frequently served but should never be eaten.
It's frequently served that should never be eaten.
Okay, I'm ready.
Go ahead.
A tennis ball?
Correct.
Okay.
I was thinking of divorce papers, but yeah.
I know I thought so.
Okay.
That would be able to work too.
I'll accept that.
Lunchbox.
The answer was the tennis ball.
What can you hear but not see or touch even though you control it?
What can you hear?
But you can't see it or touch it.
even though you control it.
Riddle me this.
Can you see and hear?
What can you hear, but you cannot see or touch,
but you can't control it.
Lunchbox, or what am I supposed to say?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
Your voice.
Correct.
That's a good one.
Amy.
What can you catch but not throw?
What can you catch but not throw?
Riddle me this.
I'm ready.
Go ahead.
Cold?
Correct.
Cold it is.
What is easier to get into than out of?
Lunchbox.
What is easier to get into than out of?
Riddle me this.
What is it easier to get into?
Say it again.
What is easier to get into than out of?
Oh, lunchbox.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
Debt.
Oh.
You know, I'll accept it.
It's not the answer.
Oh, really?
I think that works.
It's trouble.
Oh, I had bed.
Yeah.
I'll accept it, not on the sheet, but I'll accept it.
Trouble, debt.
It's a good one.
I'll take it.
Amy.
A cowgirl rode into town on Friday.
Three days later, she left on Friday.
How is that possible?
A cowgirl rode into town on Friday.
Three days later, she left on Friday.
How is that possible?
It'll be this.
A rode into town on Friday.
Three days later, she left on Friday.
How is that possible?
Amy?
Because she rode in on Friday.
I'm ready?
Friday? Friday is the name of the animal she wrote in on.
Correct, the horse.
Those are so dumb.
We're going to have to cut this to 10 seconds now because we've done so many.
Lunchbox, 10 seconds on the clock.
If the red house is on the right and the blue house is on the left, where's the White House?
If the red house is on the right and the blue house is on the left, where's the White House?
It's in Washington, D.C.
I say you're ready.
Oh, gosh.
I'm ready.
How come eight times?
He still doesn't.
Yes, lunchbox.
In Washington, D.C.
Correct.
Wow.
I started drawing a diagram.
I said down.
I saw you.
Amy, what is tall when it's young and short when it's old?
Riddle me this.
What is tall when it's young and short when it's old?
Riddle me this.
Time starts now.
Shoot, what is tall when it's young and short when it's old?
Tall when it's young.
Yeah.
Time.
I need an answer.
Time.
Oh, and it's short.
I don't know.
Incorrect.
The answer is?
Yeah, I don't know.
You know?
No, Eddie, I can't say what you wrote.
Is it?
That's funny.
That's not it.
What?
It's a candle.
Eddie's was dirty.
Okay.
Young and old.
Also, I would accept it to Eddie.
Okay.
Lunchbox, it all comes down to this.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because if you get this, you are the winner.
If not, we go to sudden death.
What invention lets you look right through
wall. What invention
lets you look right through a wall?
I'm ready. Yep.
People.
Incorrect.
The answer is a window.
Oh. So, it's now
sudden death between you two. First one to get the answer wins.
Okay. Just yell your name. Say I'm ready. Just say
I'm ready. Just say, well, you keep it consistent to say I'm ready.
Screw this up. Right.
Okay. Here we go.
The more you take,
the more you leave behind.
What is it?
I'm ready.
Go.
Step.
Correct.
That's it.
Put steps.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care what you're saying.
Yep, that's me.
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with a lunchbox.
There's this guy.
He's at the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco,
and there's a recreation area,
and he's kind of walking around,
looking, taking in the sights
when he gets a little too close to the edge.
And he falls down the cliffside, 60 feet.
And he's like, I can't go any farther,
and he just starts holding on,
holding on for dear life.
And people call 911.
Hey, man, someone fell over the cliff.
He's hanging on.
He's got his, he's holding on to something, a bush, a branch.
I don't know.
You need to get here fast.
And the police say, we'll send the helicopter.
They lower a rope.
Guy comes down, straps them in, and pulls him to safety.
The fact that he was able to hold on that long, how do you do that?
Well, I'm hoping he had something he put his feet into, and it wasn't all fingers and arm power.
Like just lay there maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, that sucks because you don't know if anyone's going to see you or come and get you.
But if you're just hanging from your arms,
eventually you're just going to lose any strength you have in your hands, fingers, forearms.
Right.
Unless you have something can also put your feet into as well.
So you're hoping that was the case.
I stumbled upon a YouTube video where there's like a competition in another country where they hang from bridges.
And it's three dudes.
And the last one to like fall wins the prize.
It's like hands on a Harley.
You're hanging up for your life.
Except hanging on a bridge for life.
What do you get?
It was money.
It was like, I don't know, $50,000 or something.
hanging on to sounds as hard.
Yeah, I mean, they hung on for about a minute,
but after that minute mark, they're like, oh, they start dropping.
Well, there's that thing they do downtown here in other cities
where there's a bar you hold on to,
and they're like, if you can hold on for a minute,
you win the money, 100 bucks.
Ray wanted to start one of those downtown.
But what happens is they're also turning it at the same time.
Or they grease it a little bit.
But you...
Do they grease it?
Because I've grabbed it before.
I didn't feel slick.
If grease, like, came out of tiny pores, that would be cool.
Ray, what happened in Vegas?
You guys tried one over?
I didn't do the Vegas, I did the Nashville one.
Yeah, it's moving, and it's also, it's very well greased.
What if you shut up with gloves on?
When they let you do that?
I haven't seen the fine print of the rules on that thing, but people, it's always like big dudes.
Or like, I can hold on for more than a minute.
And they're the first ones to go.
A great story, glad they saved him.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
This is Kelly from Wisconsin who left us a voicemail.
Morning Studio.
I was wondering, did you guys ever?
at school when you were seniors in high school.
And if so, what did you do?
So our senior skip date, it wasn't allowed, but it wasn't not allowed.
It was kind of like, all right, they're not going to be here.
So we're not even going to say they need to be.
It was just kind of an unspoken thing.
So you just did it.
And you kind of were organized.
I remember we all went to a park.
And we were like eating food before everybody broke off and did their own stuff.
I don't even know who funded the food, maybe like church or something.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh.
And so, because it was all.
almost like a lock-in where they want everybody to be safe.
So they were like, we've got food. Everybody didn't come.
Most people did, though. Like, we have food.
So if you're going to skip, come here.
Because if they keep everybody around, nobody's off doing stupid stuff.
So I remember being there.
And my graduating class was basically
50 people, a little less.
There were probably 35 of us there.
And the juniors came flying up in their cars, and they all had
paintball guns. Yeah.
And they were going to prank the seniors.
And so they started
shooting us with paintball.
guns and everybody's like, ah, scurring.
And we heard somebody go, oh my God.
Like, what happened?
So, prom was two weeks away.
Maybe less than two weeks away.
And one of the paintballs that hit a girl right in the face, right in her eye, messed
her up.
Prom, she was mad, everything.
Luckily, they hit her eyeball.
But I remember at prom, her eye was still so, it was like the biggest black eye because
some idiots came with paintball guns.
And also, aim low.
If you're going to be funny about that, first.
First of all, paintball guns, no joke, because they hit you in the eye, you're done.
But you got to go toward, like, the knees.
Yeah.
And so, but that's what happened.
It blew her face up, and she went to prom with a massive black eye.
That's terrible.
It was awful.
It was not hilarious.
It was hilarious, like the year later, like, because I knew her because she went to the college across the street from where I went.
And I was like, remember that time you got shot?
And she was like, yeah, it sucked.
I was like, oh, it's kind of funny now.
It's like, nothing.
So to me, it got kind of funnier.
But that was it.
We had seen your skip day, but we were pretty.
pretty much taken care of, and then the idiot juniors came and shot a girl in the eye.
All right, let's go to Amy with the morning corny.
The morning corny.
What a baristas say when they wake up to start their day?
What a baristas say to wake up when they start their day.
Rise and grind.
That was the morning corny.
Get it?
I'm not telling that one.
Why?
Grind.
The baristas think grind.
No, no, we get it.
Yeah.
Good.
Rise and grind.
Okay.
We get it.
Tough crowd, Amy?
Yeah, I guess so.
There was a brief period in my life where I thought a personalized license plate would be cool.
I was like 19.
I thought that'd be pretty cool.
I don't anymore just because I don't want people going, oh, that's by bones this car.
Let's key it.
Oh, yeah.
Let's bust the side mirrors.
There's no hiding who you are when you have one of those.
Yeah.
So you saw one?
I saw a couple actually.
Yesterday.
I saw one that was really interesting.
I never seen it before, and it said divorce.
That's a funny one.
Like they were proud of that.
I sure it wasn't like a divorce attorney.
No, it just said divorced.
And it was a guy in a convertible.
And maybe it's like it's his way of telling ladies like, hey, I'm divorced.
Come and get me.
Who knows?
Interesting.
Yes, very interesting.
Go ahead.
Then I saw another one that's had, it was like a, I'm assuming kind of like lunchbox's car,
a little beat up a little bit and said dad bought on it.
That's funny.
I like that one.
I like that one too.
I like that one too.
Well, you take shots at your car, so it allows that to do the same thing.
Anyone here ever had a personalized license plate?
No.
Did you want one to?
I want one.
Like what?
Why don't you just get it?
BBS MVP?
Well, that'll really tell everyone it's you.
Well, yeah, what's the point of having one if you're going to, I mean, you want people to know.
Yeah.
So you would get BBS, which, by the way, stands for Bobby Bone Show.
MVP.
That's what you would put, BBS MVP.
Yeah.
Okay.
of all the things, that's what you would want to highlight.
What if you don't work for the show anymore for some reason?
Prom King.
PRM, K and G.
Love it.
Yeah.
Eddie, you?
What would you put?
Oh, I got it.
That's creepy.
Daddy, Daddy, oh, four.
Yeah?
Because I got four boys.
Daddy.
That feels a bit pervy, though.
Daddy feels pervy.
I mean, that's what they call me.
What do you want me to do?
Daddy for you.
Not you.
That's different.
Amy, if you had to get one, what did you get?
I don't know.
I guess I guess I,
I would maybe just put something that would apologize to people if I'm kind of in front of them.
Like,
sorry.
B-D-R-V-R, bad driver.
S-R-Y-D-R-V.
Sorry, driver.
That's a good one.
The easy one for me is Wu-Pig, but that's so on the nose because I'm such a big Arkansas fan.
That's got to exist somewhere for sure.
Oh, I'm sure.
But I'd probably do C-N-T-S-E.
Oh, can't see.
I can't see.
I have one eye that works and the other one is colorblind as crap.
So I'd go can't see.
Everyone's going to like stay away from you.
Although that C&T could be interpreted a different way.
It's just changing out of the vowel.
That's not good.
You know what?
Both are accurate.
There's a new cereal that Kellogg's has put out.
It's icy cereal.
Remember the icy?
Red and blue icing.
Oh, like slurpees?
Oh my goodness.
Kellogg's collaborated with icy, the red and blue
flushies to create an icy cereal.
It has cherry and blue raspberry flavors.
Oh.
That sounds so good.
Along with a mysterious cooling sensation.
That sounds weird.
It's like a menthol.
That's what I was thinking too, like Ben Gay.
Right.
I was thinking Mentos.
Mentos isn't really...
Yeah, like minty.
Yeah.
Mentos, man.
Mentos, man.
You know what Ben Gah?
I mentioned Ben Ging and my wife did this day.
She was like, I don't know what that is.
It's icy hot.
She was all I know what that is.
Same thing, yeah.
So they not make Ben Gay anymore?
No, they got Bingay.
Yeah.
So that's a food that, I don't know, that feels pretty good.
I eat that cereal.
Come on.
It's got to be loaded with sugar.
How could it not be?
All those flavors.
Yeah, how could it not be?
Speaking of food, Eddie has a story.
Okay, go ahead.
So when you were talking about your restaurant experience, I was like, ooh, this reminded me of this.
Yesterday, I had a bad experience at a restaurant where I was like, should they have
given us anything free?
They didn't.
I didn't ask for it, but that was what it was.
Yeah.
And I had the same thought.
When we had pizza Friday and I got the pizza, they ordered, they delivered it.
I put it on the countertop and I open it up and the pizza's there.
The whole pizza.
Pepperoni and mushroom.
Was the pizza exactly as you had requested?
Exactly how I requested it.
Same size.
Same size.
Same topping, same everything.
Except it wasn't cut.
I'm like, this is bizarre.
How is this pizza not cut at all?
It was just the whole pizza right there.
And so I'm thinking like, okay, look, lucky for me, I have knives, I have cutters.
I can cut this, no problem.
But what if I was at the park?
What if it was a picnic?
What if I was at a ball game and I order a pizza?
I can't cut it.
So I'm thinking like, ooh, what would we do?
Could we get our money back?
Could we get a free pizza?
Could we get another pizza that's cut and keep this one?
What do you think?
No, I thought, no.
That's such an inconvenience.
It is.
Sometimes we order pizza and it's not cut.
What?
Really?
Yeah, if it's like, there's a place that's like super Italian,
and they send the pizza and you have to cut it yourself because that's how pizza was
originally made.
Oh.
That's ridiculous.
This pizza place isn't that kind of place.
It's not like who we stay in tradition.
No, I mean, it is, it's different.
But I don't think you get a free anything because it wasn't cut.
And also they brought it to your house.
Yeah.
Well, you probably have some sort of night with your house.
What if I didn't?
Well, then you rip it.
That's what we were going to do.
Yeah.
And then I just got a knife and cut it.
Like, no problem.
But still, I thought for a second.
You don't get a free peat.
They give you everything you wanted.
No, it was not cut.
Pizza should always come cut.
This sounds a little lunchboxy.
What do you think, lunch?
I think you've got a free pizza because it is very inconvenient.
And if you rip it, it's uneven.
The cheese slides off.
Oh, the topping can go to another.
It's terrible.
Why don't you call a pizza place?
I will.
And say, hey, look, we delivered, we ordered a pizza and it wasn't cut.
Can we get a free one?
Okay.
What can we do because of that?
How are you going to make this up to me?
Oh, yeah.
I'm not. I'm just telling you this bit to do.
I know.
I know what he's saying.
They might need a picture of it, Eddie.
I got video.
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh, you do?
Perfect.
So we got evidence.
I didn't say in the video.
Are you just, like, shocked?
Yeah, I'm like, what is going on here?
This is crazy.
That's how you know you got, you have too much time on your hands.
When you're making a video, that's how you know life's going pretty good.
When you're like, all right, let me record my pizza.
That's not cut exactly right.
Okay, I think nothing.
They didn't mess up your time.
If you order pepperoni and they sent you an olive and cheese only, that's a different situation because you don't even like it.
Absolutely.
But no, you can't get a free pizza.
I can't believe you've gotten a pizza that wasn't cut before.
That's crazy.
Anytime we get it from this place, it's never cut.
And so we have a pizza cutter at the house.
for this reason specifically.
You need to call that place back.
We also make pizzas with cauliflower crust.
You buy the cauliflower crusts from the grocery store.
There's two in a box.
And you put them down.
And then we put the mariner sauce on it with a spoon.
And then we take the put the cheese.
My wife's way healthier than mine is.
But then I put the pepperonies on there and you put it in.
You know what you do when you get it out?
You cut it with a pizza cutter.
Oh, or you get it out of the freezer, put it in the oven and then you got to cut it.
Yeah, we don't do those anymore.
I used to.
I used to be to tinos.
Yeah.
A legend of to tinos.
That's why I stacked my freezer with.
Okay, Eddie, you get nothing.
Lunchbox, let us know.
Yeah, we'll repeat so.
Wake in the morning, and you turn the radio on,
and the dial just keeps on turn.
Fox Morgan 2, school,
but Steve Redhaven's trying to put you through.
Mike D's writing this week's next bit.
Now, Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is.
This is the Bobby Vaughn's Stone.
They say these are the most overrated movies of all time.
Now, a movie can't be good, but still be overrated.
Sure.
Because if it's good, people are like, it's great.
It can be overrated, right?
So I have the top 10.
Tell me if you think it's awesome or if it's overrated.
Shawshank Redemption.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Amazing.
Yeah.
Whoever wrote that is overrated.
Not overrated.
Yeah.
You're overrated.
The person who wrote that because that movie is one of the best of our lifetime.
Tell me.
Like, of our lifetime is Shawshank Redemption and Forrest Gump.
Do the best.
And I think, did Forrest Gump knock Shawshank out of the best picture?
something like that
same year
something like that
that's all we care about
yeah okay
the dark night
which is Batman
but it's the first one
with Christian bail
the dark night
over
do we have to care about it
or what makes it
well you don't have to care
yourself
but these are all supposed
to be awesome
movies
and if you're like
it's not awesome
then it'd be overrated
okay
overrated
I don't know
is this Heath Ledger
as the Joker
the Dark Night
yeah
okay not overrated
that's a good one
that's a real good one
that's what I'm saying
yeah
you
Really good, not overrated.
So, okay.
Titanic.
Oh, good.
So good.
So good.
Amazing.
Awesome.
What's the word we're supposed to say?
It works.
Okay.
It cannot be overrated or awesome.
Awesome.
I'm going to go a little bit overrated.
Really?
Yeah.
Just a little bit.
Oh, bigito.
You know?
Massimados.
Lunchbox?
Overrated.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I did think it was really good.
Just a little long.
Too much kissing.
A lot of kissing.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm 10.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Ooh.
Never saw it.
What?
That's crazy.
You have to watch that movie, dude.
I don't.
It's so good.
I hear you.
So you don't think it's overrated?
No, it's awesome.
I mean, I guess it's awesome.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Frozen.
Overrated.
Overrated.
Overrated.
Yeah.
Never saw it.
Yeah.
You're good.
You don't have to watch it.
Gravity.
Sandra Bullock, 2013.
Mike, you ever see this one?
Because this movie, I don't even know what it is.
Yeah, I saw it in theaters.
You kind of have to see it in theaters to really understand.
and get the feel of it.
What would movie Mike say about gravity?
I think for the time it was overrated because everybody went to go see it.
Everybody loved it.
But there's really not a whole lot to that story.
She just...
They barely talk and they're just floating.
She floats in space for pretty much the whole movie.
Yeah.
That's weird.
What's the point?
Her story of how she gets out of space?
I never heard of this stupid thing.
Sounds terrible.
Well, you have. You just forgot about it.
Yeah.
I don't know what it is.
Overrated.
It's the worst of survival.
Okay.
La Land.
So good.
Oh, I loved it.
It's awesome, dude.
I didn't expect it to be that good.
I loved it.
What?
What?
Amy, have you seen it?
You don't even know what's up, do you?
You've never seen it.
You don't even know what's up.
Lunchbox?
Never seen it.
I haven't seen it because I don't want to.
It's overrated.
Oh, it's so good, Amy.
You can scream overrated if you've never seen it.
Okay, okay.
Oh, it was so good.
And I was like, that opening scene,
where you stuck in traffic?
Oh, man, that's it.
I just wanted to dance.
Forrest Gump.
Oh, awesome.
The best.
Great.
Awesome.
The notebook.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
That's so good, dude.
Overrated.
That's a tough one for me because I read the book before I saw the movie.
And the book's always better than the movie because you spend more time with the book.
I'm going to go with awesome.
I thought it did a good job.
It's really awesome.
Finally, Avatar.
Overrated.
Never seen it.
Overrated.
Really?
Thought it was good.
But it was the highest-grossing movie of all time for a while.
They get beat?
Didn't like Avengers beat it?
Or gravity?
Did gravity beat it?
Sandra Bullock?
Yeah, Avatar's overrated, huh?
What's the best movie on that list?
Is it Forrest Gump?
Hens down.
Oh, Shawshank Redemption.
Both are great.
The Dark Night, though, is so good.
It's so good.
This show, overrated.
Yes.
Awesome.
Eddie.
Don't go my humans.
No.
Oh, you thought you were saying.
Oh, you guys.
I think you guys.
No.
Fair enough.
Lunchbox, Eddie.
No.
Overrated.
Amy.
Overrated.
Ray
Underrated
Oh okay
Okay
Mike D
Oh way overrated
Morgan
I mean is she even rated
Oh dang
That was crazy
I mean
Don't
Why does he act like that
He's just trying to be funny
What about you
Oh underrated
For sure
Underrated
Don't get enough credit
All right thank you
Thank you lunchbox
Lobby Bones show
Bonehead
Story of the day
This story of the day
This story comes to us from Wayne County, Michigan.
Shout out Ray.
There was a 20-year-old man driving around going,
swerving in and out of traffic.
Police try to pull him over for reckless driving.
Woo, woo.
He says, not today, officers, 45-minute chase,
leading them all through the county, woo-woo,
and then he pulls in a Walmart,
runs in, runs to the back of the store,
grabs a vest out of the break room,
and acts like he's a worker.
Yes, sir, I get that.
Hey, that's funny.
I say that happened on a lot of cartoons.
That's hilarious.
Not a bad move.
And they never caught him and he's retiring at Walmart after 50 years or what?
No, no.
The helicopter had been tracking him, saw him running the Walmart and they went in and arrested him.
I got to give him credit.
And the cops had to laugh.
Once they realized that maybe they weren't in danger and he wasn't going to come out firing,
they had to go back to the precinct to be like, boy, you're never going to believe this.
That's like in the movies when they run into a parade.
Oh, yeah, they start marching.
It's good stuff.
All right, lunchbox.
I'm lunchbox.
that's your Bonehead story of the day.
Gotta go, but we appreciate you guys being here so much.
We can't wait to see you tomorrow.
Again, we know there are a lot of things you could be listening to,
so thank you for spending part of your morning with us here on the show.
I said, thanks guys, bye.
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