The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Full Show: Ghost Stories + Someone Got Assassinated
Episode Date: May 21, 2024After "Friends" star, Country Cox said she still gets visit from Matthew Perry since he passed away, the show discusses whether or not they believe in spirits visiting them after someone dies. Plus, s...omeone has already been assassinated after a show member was waiting for them to get home from the gym!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Get to know which favorite TV show ever.
Give me one and only one.
Favorite TV show ever, Amy.
Friends.
Just the first one that came to my mind is when I can wash it anytime and enjoy it all the time.
Do you think that it's because you've watched that more than any other show?
Probably.
It's just familiar.
It's comforting.
It's funny.
Yeah.
Did you like it when it was new?
Yeah.
Or was it in reruns?
Yeah, no, I was watching it.
It was on 1995 to 2005.
This is in my wheelhouse.
Your heyday?
Yeah.
Lunchbox?
Man, there's so many good TV shows.
Just give me one, though.
Don't do the game.
Well, we want to pick this one, but I'm picking this one.
I would never do that.
Yeah.
Give me the real world.
The first reality show television and it changed TV forever.
The first reality television show?
Yeah.
Got it got it got to confuse me how you said that.
Yeah, yeah.
You mixed them up.
Yeah, yeah.
You got all excited there.
But, I mean, it started.
started reality TV and it was so awesome and it was so real that it was just like you watch these
people on TV going, oh my gosh. And it provided inspiration in life for me because I set a goal
because that's what I was going to do and with my life was me on that show. And you tried.
And I tried. And I didn't make it. But it gave me a stepping stone into the, I mean, this was like
a fallback plan. But you did get a call from a number in California that you swear was I'm offering you a job.
It was. It was 3-2-3. I had gone to an open casting call that day. I went to my 6 p.m. economics class in college.
I was like, I'm back in time. Might as well go to class. When I got home from class, 3-2-3 called me.
I asked my roommate Clay. I said, hey, who called you from 3-2-3? He goes, I don't know who that is.
I asked my brother who was sleeping on my floor at that time. Hey, who called you from 3-2-3?
I don't know. And I Google 3-2-3, Los Angeles.
Everything okay with your brother at that time?
Yeah, yeah. He had just got a job in San Antonio, and so he moved in and he slept on the floor because we had a two-bedroom apartment.
For how long?
Five months.
Sometimes it takes a minute to get accurate.
Sure, sure. Eddie, your favorite show ever?
I'm going to go with Seinfeld because, dude, the first time I ever saw Seinfeld, I didn't see it.
I heard it. We were on a road trip. It was crazy.
And this was like, dude, I don't know what, 96 maybe, 95.
and like I had a Walkman,
and my headphones,
wearing a road trip,
I'm in the back,
and I'm scanning through radio stations.
And I hear almost like a radio play.
I'm like,
what is this?
This is like the old days
where I'm actually hearing a play
on the radio.
And it was Seinfeld.
It was that episode
of where they're in the parking garage
trying to find their car.
How did you hear it on the radio?
I don't know.
One of the radio stations
must have just been playing
whatever was on the TV station.
That's bizarre.
Yeah, so I'm like,
whatever this is,
this sounds awesome.
So then I started tuning in,
watching the show.
I'm like,
this is my favorite show
of all time.
That's weird. The radio was playing that show.
Yeah. And the fact that it was so funny on the radio.
Mine's The Office.
I've seen every episode 100 times.
I watched it and knew. I loved it.
I thought it was so funny.
I don't know.
I mean, it's so far the office that second place, there's such a gap there.
What's second place?
We can't do that.
I am going to hold myself to the same rules I've put in you guys.
Okay.
But yeah, it's by far the office.
The British office is also really good.
But the thing about British shows that they do, all the British shows is they only do two seasons and are done.
It doesn't matter what the show was, basically.
Even if they're making a lot of money?
Yeah, straight up.
Okay.
Like, they did an office UK Christmas special.
They did a, but those British shows, the Office America ran for like 100 years.
Right.
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
Thank you guys for being here.
We got a good show today, I feel.
We got an email coming up in a second where listeners like, I accidentally call my current girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend's name.
What do I do?
We'll get into that.
We'll do some Bobby Feud coming up as well.
Let's open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it on the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
My girlfriend and I have been together for two years.
Tonight at dinner, I accidentally referred to her as my ex-girlfriend's name instead of her name.
For the record, that relationship was like seven years ago.
I am long over it.
But I did say her name.
And then I lied to my girlfriend saying the reason I said it
is because I found out today she was engaged, which was.
isn't true. Actually, I found out a few weeks back and I really don't care. I try to tell my
girlfriend that I'm very sorry and it was honestly a mistake, but she doesn't believe me. I think
she feels it means I miss her or something. But I love my girlfriend very much. I know I shouldn't
have lied and I think the reason I did or have in the past is because my last relationship I felt
like I was walking on eggshells the whole time. What advice do you have on showing my girlfriend
I'm sorry and reassuring her I don't have feelings for my ex.
Signed.
Bonehead boyfriend.
You know, I guess I wonder a little bit too, like what the context was and if the names are somewhat similar or if there was, let's say the girl's name was Lauren the X.
And there was another Lauren that you had just met.
I don't know.
There could have been a lot of factors because I don't think it would just come screaming out of you unless you were thinking about her being engaged.
Right.
And you kind of have to have some kind of story, right?
Like some kind of excuse or else why would you?
you randomly just say her name.
I know.
Unless you're thinking about her because she just got engaged.
And I don't know that excuse of she just got engaged.
I like it.
That was a good idea.
That was a good idea.
Yeah, but why can it?
Why are you thinking about that?
No, no, no, I saw it on social media.
I was just thinking about it's weird that she got engaged.
That's what I would say.
This is what you should do.
Look, look, it sucks.
It's happened.
You can't take it back.
All you can do is go, I'm really sorry about that.
I don't know why it happened.
You can say this story and then just hope that she allows you to move on.
And if she doesn't, that's kind of on her.
Accidents happen like this.
As long as this not happening two, three, four, five times.
That's trouble.
And especially if it's a common name, this is not something that you should hold guilt for if you've apologized and it doesn't happen again.
She's got to understand that she's probably messed up too in certain ways.
Or you just corner her.
Or let's say her ex-bord of his name is Luke.
And she's like, in most of the fruit loops, you go, you said Luke, you're in love with them.
And then you turn it on her.
Interesting.
And she's like, no, I said Luke.
No, you said Luke.
And you never let it go.
And then every time she brings it up, well, you said Luke.
Okay.
Luke warm.
There are different strategies to this.
But the first strategy is the adult version.
And it is, I wouldn't even say you messed up as in like you purposefully did something bad.
It was an accident.
It's probably on your mind.
As long as it doesn't happen again, it's going to be okay.
Just reassure her, hey, sorry about that.
That was so stupid to me.
I don't know why I said that.
Is that good enough?
Is that good enough?
It has to be good enough.
Yeah.
I feel like just owning.
it and how you feel about it
and own how her feelings about it
are valid. Yeah, it'd be like, I saw
they were engaging, and I'm so happy that
that's not part of my life anymore and that you
are. And I was actually just thinking about.
I like that, dude. That's really good.
That's next level thinking.
But I mean,
do you have to be negative
and be like, I'm so happy that's not much.
Yeah, you got to definitely. I'd rather die.
Yeah, yeah. I almost threw
up in my mouth. When that name came out, if you
noticed, I went,
Yes, you need to build her up a bit, but apologize and move on.
And don't keep bringing it up yourself.
As in like, I'm still so sorry.
Apologize, explain yourself, move on.
It's on her to forgive you.
Because you didn't do anything purposefully bad.
Right?
Yeah, no, it was not.
I mean, we don't know this person, but yeah, we're assuming it was not on purpose.
Sleep in a different room for like a month.
So you don't like say it while you sleep.
Oh, my God.
We got your email and we let it all.
It's time to close
Bobby Feltag.
It's time to play the Bobby Fute.
Here we go.
There are 10 answers on the board.
The top 10 things kids want to be
when they grow up.
A new poll asked kids at the end
of the school year, what do you
want to be when you grow up?
Eddie, you won the dice roll. You get to go
first. The top 10 things kids want
to be when they grow up. I'm going to go with the boys
and I think a lot of them say
a professional athlete. Show me pro-athlete.
Let's go with
They're going to follow the money
Let's go with doctor
Show me doctor
Doctor and nurse at number five
That's good, it's good
I think that
A lot of them probably like their animals
Their pets
So let's go veterinarian
Show me a vet
That's where it's tough
I believe that the girls
Will want to be
Fashion designers
No guys want to be fashion designers
Sure some
Some
Show me fashion designers.
Three answers are off the board.
A new poll asks kids at the end of the school year.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Lawyer.
Show me a lawyer.
Not a desired profession by today's kids.
I don't know if the kids really know what a lawyer is.
Lunchbox?
Yes.
My daughter.
Well, they can be in sixth grade, seventh grade, too.
That's true.
You ready?
Social media star.
Show me an influencer.
That's good.
do answer, influencer?
Man, I don't know why they want to do this.
There ain't no money in it.
Teacher.
Show me a teacher.
Teacher.
Somebody's got to do it.
Someone's got to do it.
Lunchbox with 11 points now.
Um, um, a, I don't know what you call it, but I mean, police fire, uh, first responder.
They see those firefighters.
They think that's a cool job.
Are you saying firefighter?
Is firefighter and police are two different jobs?
I would say firefighter.
Show me, firefighter.
All right, points are doubled.
Second round, Eddie, you're up with 13 points.
Lunchbox 11, Amy, zero.
Off the board.
Athlete, influencer, doctor, nurse, vet, and teacher.
Lunchbox, you were so close, dude.
You should have gotten a police officer.
Give me police officer.
Show me police officer.
What?
Thought you had it, dude.
I was about to be so mad.
I was about to be so mad.
Points are doubled.
You got five left.
Um, an actor?
Dang it.
Show me an actor.
The six.
Great job, Amy.
I had it.
Oh.
A singer?
Artist.
Artist.
Good.
An artist?
Yeah.
What are they called?
The singer artist.
What are they called?
They're the same thing.
That's what I mean.
Like an entertainer in that space.
Like a...
What do we call?
call them? Do we call them singers or artists?
Show me a singer-artist, entertainer in that space.
Musician, four.
Okay, musician.
No, she's getting them all.
Four of eight points there. Here, 20 points. You're in the lead.
Okay.
Top ten things kids want to be when they grow up. Three answers left on the board.
I mean, everybody wants to be a parent. Well, not everybody, but a parent.
A parent.
Apparently not.
All right, let's go over to lunchbox.
Lunchbox, points are tripled.
No, it's doubled.
Double.
I'm still doubled.
Sorry, I just expect you to miss it.
Sorry.
Funny of your mind went there.
Sorry.
That was rude.
I know.
Very rude to me.
Yeah.
They want to be reality TV star.
Reality TV stars.
Anyway, points are tripled.
That's what I was waiting for anyway.
Eddie, the points right now, Amy 20, Eddie 13, lunchbox's 11.
There are three answers on the board.
You have pro athlete influence.
are both off. They've been called musician,
doctor, nurse, actor, vet,
and teacher.
This is tough.
Real hard.
All right.
I think there are a bunch of celebrity
chefs out there.
So give me they want to be chefs.
Show the man a chef.
Eddie loses.
Eddie loses.
Good run, Amy.
Okay.
Entrepreneur.
Dang it!
I have that.
What I have.
That's number 10.
Show me entrepreneur
Amy has 20 points
She is in the lead
Lunchbox if you get this
Yeah 11
I win
You will not win if you get three
You'll tie
But if you get eight or ten you'll win
Yeah well I'm planning on getting one of the bigger ones
Dude I don't go small
You don't?
Nah
Man
There's a lot out there
There's a lot of jobs
I don't even know what they do
I mean
Like there's computer people
Like people like to code now
people like to play video games
but do they like I mean do they think
oh that's what I want to do is a living
do they think they can do a living video gaming
yeah yeah
um
new poll ask kids
what do you want to be when you grow up
and it answer 10 seconds please
yeah and then there's also there's other like
like a banker you know like a money dude
like a finance maybe their dad's in finance
or they want to do follow in the family footsteps
maybe they want to sell cars
in an answer because they're military
show me military
after all that
After all that, you went military.
And number 10 was engineer.
I didn't even know what that was when I was a kid.
And number eight was astronaut.
I still don't know what that was.
And at number three was gamer, streamers.
And Amy is our winner.
Nice time, Amy.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
I had a few different things, but I bet at one point, especially.
That was on there.
Young, young.
Uh-uh.
And then it turned into...
I wanted to be in news.
I wanted to be a news anchor.
Probably my senior year of high school.
That's where I went for Career Day.
Nice.
To the local news station.
Jamaggio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you saw her again at the granite store, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
And I got her autograph.
Yeah.
Well, that's cool.
Well, thank you for being here as your career.
Thanks.
I appreciate that.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So earlier this month, Dorothy Jean Tillman graduated from Arizona State University.
And you're probably like, okay, yeah, a lot of people are graduating right now.
Well, she's only 17 years old.
And she just earned her.
From college, not even high school.
Wow.
She earned her Ph.D.
What?
Yeah, in integrated behavioral health, becoming the youngest person in school history to earn such a degree.
And she entered college at age 10.
So she's been working on this for a little bit.
But so many people poured into her to make this possible.
So what she does is she likes to give back.
She has her own charity group that introduces local kids to arts and engineering programs.
So not only do people pour into her, but she's pouring into others.
And again, she's only 17.
With her Ph.D.
I don't understand.
Well, I wonder about to rest and relax for a second because Eddie told me we're in good hands.
Because he just had his kindergarten graduation.
Yes, my son graduated at preschool.
He's going to kindergarten.
Oh, got it.
And they had this little thing at the graduation like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
And all the kids went up.
A lot of doctors, guys.
They're saving us.
Lots of doctors.
She hasn't figured out exactly what she's going to do, but she says the world is for oyster.
And since she did so much young, she has so much time to think things through.
That's amazing.
Take a gap decade.
Right.
There's a gap here.
Take a gap decade.
All right, great story.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care what you're saying.
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I'm going to indulge lunchbox for a second.
He claims he's one of the top 25 most famous people in country music, one of the top 25
most famous people in Nashville.
We argue that quite frequently, and name like 70 people more famous than him.
However, he did go to Atlanta last weekend.
And he did say people freaked out everywhere he went.
So that's what he said.
I'm going to pass it over to you.
Go tell him what I mean.
I couldn't go anywhere.
I'm just walking into the Braves game.
You know, there's, I don't know how many people go to a Braves game,
thousands upon thousands upon thousands.
And we've only been on the air there a few weeks, right?
And I mean, right away, these two dudes start freaking out as I'm just walking.
I'm like, I'm just trying to have a night out with my family,
trying to, you know, stay under the radar.
A normal dude, not a celebrity.
I'm not yelling and scream.
screaming like, hey, you know, but I'm just trying, you know, being a dad and these two dudes like,
oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Guys, I can't go anywhere.
I'm in Atlanta and none.
Just trying to be normal, you know what I mean?
And I mean, these boys, that's my fun, bye, got a lot's fine.
Tell them.
Because you guys are freaking yelled at me, didn't or kind of.
Yeah.
Oh, that's what you're from.
Where are you guys from?
August of Georgia.
Boom.
That's all.
Hey, it's tough being famous, guys.
Bye, Bobby.
Bye, Amy.
You're not going to watch this, but bye.
You had to like beg them.
No.
You feed them lying.
Yeah, you led the witness more than I've ever heard a witness led.
And like, guys, remember when you said I was famous, do it again?
Dude, they were like, holy crap, like this is crazy.
The one brazen game we go to this year and we see you.
And I'm like, I mean, yeah, I'm a big deal.
It was just crazy.
So I just go and, you know, I stayed to myself at the game.
And like, before the game, we're watching some concert out by the stadium.
And there's these people just like pointing at me, pointing at me.
They're like, that's him.
That's him.
But they never came and said anything.
But I saw him.
I was like, geez, guys, I mean, this is getting crazy.
And then walking back to the hotel after the game,
these two ladies start freaking out.
Gosh, leaving the Braves game.
So famous, look these ladies from Leesburg, Georgia.
I hate being so famous, but I can't even go to a Braves game without just, I mean.
Pleasure wise heart.
Oh, man, I'm so famous.
It's rough.
How come you're the one that keeps saying how famous you are?
It's just clips of people laughing that you're saying I'm famous.
You're going to be walking up to anybody saying you're famous, I'm famous, I'm famous.
Some city and then you.
Oh, boy.
You really didn't bring anything to prove your point.
What do you mean?
You in both of those clips were just reminding the person how famous you are
and they just were like making a noise.
No, no, they were the ones that stopped me.
But you don't have audio of that.
No, I did.
You brought audio to prove something but it doesn't prove anything.
No, it proves that they were so excited to see me at the Braves game.
They were pumped.
Lunchbox down Atlanta with 94-9 the Bull are stationed down there.
And apparently everywhere he goes, he tells people.
No, no, no, I don't tell people.
They are the ones that said it to me.
They're like, oh my gosh.
And it was crazy.
Okay, so I looked it up and there's around 39,000 people
that went to a game.
So let's say two and two, there's four that recognized him.
Well, no, there were the people at the concert that were pointing at him.
But he's not sure they were really pointing at him.
Do you have security?
No, that's when I realized.
I was like, man, maybe it's not good to go without security because it was,
who, they were pretty excited.
I feel like if you line up 39,000 people, they're all.
going to know like one person there that's like hey
he didn't get in front of all 39,000 to be fair.
Exactly. And then I sat in my seats where
no one could see me like it was kind of in a corner so no one was done. I also don't
think he's famous like he thinks he is. But I don't know. On that list, are you more
famous than Hardy? Yeah. Yeah. Are you more famous on Walker Hayes?
Yes. His
his star is kind of like it's not as bright. I would say even if it's not as bright. It's
way brighter. You don't think so?
Nah. He just launched like his own JCPenney
clothes and his own non-alcoholic beer.
Oh, he did a non-alcoholic beer?
I didn't know that. So does that change your mind?
No. Is his face on the beer?
No, but fancy like it is.
But if his face isn't on it, then no one knows. I mean...
What about
Kane Brown?
No, Kane's got me by a little bit.
By a little bit. He's humble.
Yeah. I'm just telling you, man. It was quite
the thing down in Atlanta. We were...
I was quite the thing. Let's just put it that way.
What about like Florida Georgia Line?
Oh, I'm more famous.
Then not them together.
Oh, if they're separate, they're not famous.
Like, they have to be together for people to know who they are.
One of them's got a song on the radio.
Yeah, but a couple number one hits.
I understand.
But if he's just walking down the street by himself, they don't recognize them.
If they were together, they'd be, oh, that's FGL.
They don't know their names individually.
What about Randy Travis?
Oh, I'm definitely more famous.
He was back in the 90s.
So to all of our listeners who are new out there, this is what we deal with.
Every day.
And let's hear that first clip again, Ray.
of Lunchbox reminding the people that
they think he's famous.
Guys, I can't go anywhere.
I'm in Atlanta.
I'm just trying to be normal.
You know what I mean?
And I mean, these boys,
that's lunchbox!
You guys don't get yelled at me, didn't or kind of?
Didn't you?
Oh, that's lunchbox.
Where are you guys from?
That's the Georgia.
Boom.
That's all.
Hey, it's tough being famous, guys.
Do you hear the part where he says,
y'all are yelling at me, kind of?
I heard that in there.
What about Bailey Zimmerman?
Oh, that's a close one, man.
He's starting to rise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People are starting to like him a lot.
Do you think you're more famous than Bailey Zimmerman?
He, um...
Yeah, by a little bit.
Just barely?
Yeah, another six months.
He may get me.
Okay, well, I'll play Bailey Zimmerman now.
Here's where it ends.
Thanks for listening to the show, the Bobby Bone Show with The Very Famous Lunchbox.
Maybe that's what we should start calling the show.
The Very Famous.
I got a message saying, hey, what's the weirdest thing about each of your show members?
So I made a list here.
Oh.
You made it.
Well, they asked me about you guys.
I don't think I'm very weird.
Let me just run through what I found was the weirdest thing about you guys.
Lunchbox is a couple.
One, he kisses his dad on the lips.
That's weird.
And mom, don't leave off of my mom.
She would be rude.
That would be rude.
Right, you kiss your dad and your mom on the lips, on the mouth.
It's total.
And how old is lunchbox?
Old?
I am 42.
And then he will clip his toenels, put them on his knee, and then when he's done, eat them all.
Snack.
Like, actually ingest them?
Yeah.
Which is weirder, though.
The kiss is mom and dad on the lips still, like mouth kissing his parents or eating the toenails.
The toenails.
Mouth kissing.
No, the toenails are weird.
I'm torn.
They're both pretty bad.
Yeah, yeah, you can convince me either way.
You can't, I mean, the toenails, I can't even.
One's gross, and the other's gross.
Yeah.
Okay, so that is lunchbox's weirdness.
Amy's has changed over the years.
It's just her whole, like, fascination with birds.
It first was just bird watching, which I got.
She was going through a hard time.
It calmed her down.
But then it started to be, she would see dead people in different birds.
And her mom was a cardinal.
Her dad was a Blue Jay.
Is.
Sorry, my bad.
I'm going to keep respect to that.
Be respectful.
Yes.
And I like it that it makes her feel better.
But what's the weirdest thing is that it has turned from just bird watching into bird
science.
Connection.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So kind of weird.
Still good.
Weird doesn't mean bad always, but kind of weird.
Eddie would be his love of black and white things, black and white movies.
Cinema classic.
I think he just did as a bit at first, and now he's watched so many of them as a bit.
He likes them.
I truly enjoy it.
I'm to the point now where I just turn on the channel.
I'm like, oh, I've seen this one.
I think it was just a bit at first, and now he loves them because he's just done it so much.
He has to stick with it.
He can't move in.
I think he likes them, though.
I love them.
His wife talks about how he likes them.
And then Morgan is she loves raisins.
I never met a single person who loves raisins.
She loves raisins.
Loves.
Like just alone by themselves?
I like them by themselves.
I like them in trail mix.
I like them in cookies.
If I get raisins and trolle mix, I'm getting rid of that crap.
That's the junk part of the trail mix.
Oh, I love mixing a raisin and a nut at the same time.
Well, no mix.
She likes to eat mammal raisins.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll get like the little mini boxes.
Oh, no.
Somebody gives me up for Halloween.
Well, why am I trick-or-true.
But if they used to, I'll be like, this is so lame.
Morgans has to be her love for raisins.
That is weird.
Because who else loves raisins by themselves?
I mean,
raisins are good.
Alone though.
All alone.
Yeah, I can eat a little,
like, we have little boxes of raisins.
I go get them out of the pantry.
I like grapes.
Oh, grapes are good.
I don't like raisins are just, you know,
smaller grapes.
Dryed up grapes.
Yeah, yeah.
So that would be on my weird things about you guys.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Are we supposed to do you guys?
I don't think mine's that weird either, man.
I don't think I have any weird about me, so I'm good.
I don't think there's any weird about me.
going back. Amy, go ahead. You go first.
On me? Yep.
Go ahead. I don't think there is anything.
Yeah, there's nothing weird. You're totally normal.
Totally normal.
Give me one. Go around the room. If you got one, give it to me.
It doesn't sound like this is a safe space.
Yeah, you know what? Let's get. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Don't move on. Ray, hit it. Totally normal?
Totally normal. Okay.
You're not weird at all.
No, man.
You have to like black everything out on your paper right there. Like, once we do it.
And then if something goes wrong, you're like, print another one and I'll plug everything out again.
That's, well, that's a medical diagnosis.
I'm OCD.
So if you want to make fun of me from my medical disabilities, then okay.
I'm sure we could all be diagnosed something medical.
How does that make you feel?
Well, I only started watching birds because depressed.
Yeah, but you stuck with them.
No, but she stuck with them and now she has friends that live in the birds.
Probably medical things.
Okay, what else you got?
You guys got nothing.
All you guys that I black out a sheet of paper, so I'm efficient.
otherwise you have nothing on me.
You always park like four feet away from the wall.
That's true out there.
I do.
I don't want to hit the wall.
So it's like my butt in the parking lot is always way out in the middle of the park.
Yeah, it's weird.
But you're like four feet away from it though.
I know.
I'm just really nervous about hitting it.
And I drive slow.
Real slow.
And I do am a little scared of the wall out there.
That's a good point.
That's a box?
I mean.
He has nothing.
No, no.
You guys are digging.
Your obsession with color, like everything has to be red.
you had to have a fat sharpie instead of a skinny sharpie.
Can't use it?
I mean, everything has to be in a certain number order and time.
You're obsessed with time.
And oh my God, you're just really weird.
Make fun of my diagnosis.
Why don't you?
And you have a lot of...
What about my eye that doesn't work?
Make fun of that.
Why don't you?
My right eye doesn't work.
That's not really your fault.
Colorblind.
Make fun of that.
Why don't you?
That's not really your fault.
Morgan?
The only thing I can come up with is that you don't like peanut butter.
And I think that's very strange.
That's very weird.
But you like almond butter.
Yeah.
I like peanut butter.
Yeah.
I like butter.
I like almond butter.
I don't like peanut butter.
So weird.
Because I don't mind the texture of peanut butter because I like almond butter and they're
very similar-ish.
And I like peanuts and I like butter, but peanut butter, oh, it's the worst.
What about when Bobby used to have parties and then he'd be like, all right, time to go.
Everybody leave.
Don't you want me to be open and honest about when I want everybody to leave more than you wonder?
Let me just go to his room and wait for ready to leave.
And we'd all be like, where's Bobby?
That was weird.
That was weird.
That was weird.
Well, the move used to be I would go in my room and hang out, and people that wouldn't leave, I didn't put on a cut off in a pair of shorts and walk out and be like, what's up?
So you know it's time for me to go to bed.
They'd make them feel awkward?
Yeah, like, well, we're still here.
That's another thing you cut the sleeves off your shirt.
Yeah, why do you do that?
Comfort.
Not big arms.
Just comfort.
You cut them, like, right in the sleeve, more even beyond the sleeves.
You trim your underarm here.
Shave it all the way off and it just grows back.
Like, this is with clippers.
Why would I trim it?
If I'm going to do that, I don't know what you're doing with it.
But you do something.
You thinned out.
Anyway, there's nothing about me, but that's them.
Those guys.
Here's a voicemail we got last night.
I was just wondering if you guys could sometime again,
as long as it is, and against the law,
if you'd play White Horse from Chris Stapleton.
I've been waiting for months, and I haven't heard it in months.
It was number one, almost.
I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with Chris.
Everybody, what kind of number what?
Interesting.
I think it went number one.
And then what happens is the record label says,
okay we're good you don't need to play it anymore we have a new song from chris we're trying to push
so it definitely isn't anybody boycotting them and it did go number one but you'll see that with a lot
of number ones as soon as they hit number one the record label just goes we're done please stop playing
it because we have a new one we got to start playing but it was a good song and it did hit one
and now i think they're on that tom petty cover that he did on the tom petty soundtrack so also
you can youtube it i heart radio app stream it yeah listen there's many ways to hear it
Here's another one.
Morning studio.
I'm just calling about lunchbox and making his wife drive.
I love lunchbox, but it makes me laugh that he's always trying to be manly and studly or at least he thinks he is.
But yet, being the father and the husband, he's going to let his wife and three children travel that far by themselves.
And my mind, that's not too fatherly or manly.
Just my opinion.
Thank you for that opinion.
Yesterday, he told us they compromised.
He flew down.
and they drove back.
Yeah, and so I don't understand.
People don't let their wives.
Like, if they want to go on vacation,
they can't drive three hours by themselves.
Like, I don't understand.
I think it was the three kids in the car.
So no one's ever gone on a vacation with their kids by themselves?
I do, like, am I crazy?
But she was going by yourself.
She was going with you, and you were like, I'm going to fly.
Yeah, I think it was just how it was presented.
I think at times, sure, people have.
Right, like, I think Eddie's wife's driven on vacation, right?
Yeah, but I wasn't going there.
They were going.
Right.
You're going to the same place.
Right.
So it's okay for a woman to drive the kids.
We agree with that.
We agree, but it was the whole presentation and why it was happening and where it was happening.
I'm empowering women to get out there and hit open road.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
A 61-year-old man with terminal cancer is in the news because he spent months training and AI to act just like him so that it can interact with his family when he passes away.
And it's this whole service.
or creepy or both.
There's a service called Eternos, and it creates your AI double.
Now, there's a one-time fee.
One-gillion dollars.
Exactly.
It's going to cost you between $10,000 to $15,000.
Is it just a computer, or is it a, do you put inside of a Teddy Ruckspin or what?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how they play it back to you, but it goes through a process with you asking you hundreds of questions.
You share with it, memories.
it learns to mimic your personality, your voice.
It can even generate new ideas similar to what you might think up.
I hear you.
And it sounds wildly creepy, also super cool.
Man, I just felt like I'd want to grieve.
I don't feel like you could ever move on if you always had the option to talk to AI dad.
Yeah, I see that that could be a concern of mine as well.
But so everybody grieves differently, you know?
I don't know.
I like it's I think it's cool
But I think it's also
Bord and it's weird
It can be both
Yeah it can be both
So something I think about with my kids
Is they never got to meet my mom
And it'd be cool if they could just hear her
I know there's old videos and stuff I can show
But if I don't know
Just like you're acting like they're having a conversation with her
Might be kind of cool
Hey mom
I gotta sit on this for a little though
I know me too
Like I have a lot of thoughts on both sides
Yeah yeah
Yeah that's that's something huh
How about that?
Okay what else
So Jimmy Fallon refused to use his connections to get Taylor Swift tickets for his daughters
because he wants them to earn things and be as normal and less bratty as possible.
Because obviously with Taylor's tour, he could have hooked them up big time, but he chose not to.
Unless he really couldn't, he tried and they're like, sorry, Jimmy.
And he's like, you know, I chose not to.
Hard ticket to get.
Yeah, he said he's got the nicest kids.
But I just thought that was interesting, like as parents, what we get for our kids and what we don't.
And then Lainey Wilson, she has a signature silhouette, wouldn't you say?
If she wears a hat, I guess.
And bell bottoms.
Her bell bottoms.
I guess I don't look at the feet of it.
I don't know.
Sure.
Like her curb.
Like I feel like, yes.
Like I would know for a fact.
I mean, and that's been in recent years, but she's been consistent with that look for
over a decade.
And it's because when she came to town, she was first working like record labels.
They said, look at all the legends.
They have a silhouette.
So she's like, well, I'm going to create mine.
As a female in country music, it does not matter if you have a decent voice or you're a decent songwriter.
You got to do something that is outside of the box if you want to get noticed.
And for me, the thing that felt the most natural and the most real to me and the thing that I felt like,
what could I wear that would make you feel like I could take on the whole dang world?
And for me, it was bell bottoms.
I guess have you really flared them out in a silhouette?
It would look like her.
That's interesting.
I didn't think that.
Like, you'd need a silhouette.
Well, Morgan Wallen said that to me like three or four years ago at the house.
I was interviewing him.
I was like, you know, I have my hair like this because I want there to be a silhouette.
You could tell it was me in a silhouette.
Interesting.
First time I'd heard that was from him.
Like all the greats have silhouettes.
Because they all look a bit different.
Yeah.
Or there's something about them, man.
Yeah, she said that she was walking around and an executive was like, look at all these silhouettes.
These are all the legends.
So she just got stuck with her.
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Yeah, I'll make something good.
Axton, he's 10 years old.
He has autism.
He lives in Connecticut, and he loves the garbage man.
He loves the garbage trucks coming in and them picking up all the trash.
He even helps the neighbors get all the cans out in the street before they come.
He just loves it.
So the waste management company, what they do for his birthday, they said, you know what?
We're going to help him out.
He's going to be a garbage man for a day.
So they picked him up.
He went on the route and helped him out.
And they even said, hey, when you get older, we have a job waiting for you.
I saw this meme that was like
Back in like the 90s
Teachers always like be careful
You're gonna be a garbage man
If when you grow up
And they were like
Little do they know the garbage man
Made more than the teachers did
That's funny
Yeah
That's really funny
That's a good job
Yeah
And at the end of his route
They had a whole party for him
Pizza, cookies, birthday cake
It was awesome
Hope he'll wash his hands first though
Yeah very true
All right that's what it's all about
That was tell me something good
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
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All right, here's a voicemail about the assassin game that we're playing here.
It's adult assassin.
Kids play it all the time.
Here you go play number three, Ray.
Hi, I'm just calling in about the assassin segment.
My high school that I went to used to do it every year, and we actually had to stop a few
years before.
It was my turn to do it because there was an incident where a student was hiding outside
another student's house and gave an elderly neighbor a heart attack.
assassins super fun but yeah can be pretty dangerous even if you're not playing everybody don't make it dangerous
so we all drew somebody and we have to squirt them with the water it can't be at work we have to assassinate them
like the kids are playing and we have three weeks to do it everybody that survives after three weeks then you do
again and then one person wins all the money and you said we can't follow them home from work it cannot be
connected at work so you can't follow them home from work you can't shoot them at work and it can't be
Nothing to do with work is probably the easiest thing to do.
But showing up to their house is easy.
Good luck.
Is it really that easy?
I'll call the cops.
That's where it's going to get real dangerous.
I will call the cops if anybody comes to my house.
Any of you.
I'll call the cops just to tell them I'm going to call the cops.
I'm going to give them all your faces.
Yes, Morgan.
So if you get out, like, so say somebody assassinations you,
does that mean you can't assassinate your person out?
Yes.
And they're safe.
Dang.
So you have to call it and they're safe.
Yeah.
We have no idea.
We never play this game.
All right, next up.
I went to Nashville a week ago for the very first time.
We stayed in the Grand Hyatt.
I took an Uber from the airport to my hotel on Broadway,
and I asked the Uber driver if he knew where I could see lunchbox.
He had no idea who lunchbox was.
So then I asked the people at the front desk if they could tell me how I could see lunchbox.
They thought it was a restaurant.
Then I went on a tour of Broadway.
A gentleman took us on a tour all around, and we saw all the bars and all the things,
and nobody knew who lunchbox lives.
I'm not sure he is one of the top 25 most famous people in Nashville.
You must have been asking the wrong people.
She said lunchbox.
Obviously.
Yeah, I don't know.
You must have been talking to people that live under a rock.
I don't know.
Lunchbox claims he's one of the most famous 25 people in the country music in Nashville.
Yeah, for sure.
Let's go over to Amy and get in.
Something else that's funny.
The morning corny.
The morning.
Corny.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked.
Oh, yeah.
That was the morning corny.
Sometimes lunchbox gets mad and even rageful.
And I get it, but sometimes he gets so mad at things I think of the dumbest things ever.
Selena Gomez is dating the Benny Blanco, the producer.
Yeah.
And so I guess he's been in the news talking about their relationship.
And lunchbox sent me this story.
He goes, this is so unrealistic.
It makes me so mad.
Because of these two celebrities that I don't know he could pick out from a room anyway.
I think I could pick Selena Gomez.
This guy, I couldn't pick out.
Well, why does he upset you?
Oh, they're like talking about how he did something so sweet for her, for her.
I don't know if it's Valentine's Day, her birthday or what.
I think maybe her birthday.
He wanted to do something special.
So he took her to the movie theater and he bought a nacho machine.
He bought a different type of machine to make her her favorite foods.
I'm like, guys, this is unrealistic.
People can't just buy machines and bring them to the movie theater and say, hey, make the favorite foods.
Like, it's ridiculous.
That's not true.
Didn't we go to Mike D's birthday?
And you bought, and you could buy whatever machine you wanted.
We could probably rent one.
Everybody relax.
During COVID, you could rent a theater, I think, for much cheaper than you can now.
Oh.
So, but now you can still rent a theater.
Not as cheap as it used to be, but you can still do it.
But then also, lunch is upset because he rented, I don't know if he ran.
I don't think he bought the nacho machine.
It says it bought.
He said he bought these items.
And I'm like, this is so stupid.
It makes it seem like he did something extraordinary.
Dude, with normal people can't do that.
So what he did is not normal.
It's not over the top.
It's not cool because no one has access to that.
It makes every dude like, oh, well, look bad.
You know what I'm saying?
That's it.
Are you just upset because he's making you look bad?
Yes.
Did your wife see the article and give it to you?
No.
She didn't see it.
at all. I just saw it. I was like, this is so stupid.
Acting like he did something crazy.
It's like he did stuff that no one else can do.
It's not that
crazy, right? Like when you
see somebody to do something that's like not everyone
can do, that's crazy. Yeah.
And I mean, people can do it
if they have the access, the money, the relationships,
whatever, and he has all
of the above. So. If I try to
go to the movie theater and I brought my own machine
with me, you know what would happen? I'd get kicked out.
You would call it arranged. I think if you'd call ahead of time.
They'd be like, get the heck out of you.
birthday cake in, you can do whatever if you rent the theater.
And I don't know what a theater costs to rent anymore.
But I think you could probably do it.
Like, hey, man, I'm going to fire up a grill in here and cook some steaks.
They'd be like, get out.
He gets mad at the dumbest thing.
Yeah, this is so dumb.
No, do you not find it stupid?
No.
I don't know.
I spent no time thinking about it.
I saw the story and spent zero seconds thinking about it other than, oh, that's cute.
Or that's cute.
I wonder when they'll break up.
He brought a deep friar.
A deep fryer.
He brought a deep friar.
That's pretty awesome.
That is pretty awesome.
That's so stupid.
It was their anniversary.
Somebody gets him a cold watchcloth.
And a nacho machine.
I don't even know what a nacho machine is.
How do you buy a nacho machine?
If you were to rent the theater here in town, it would cost you $326.
Then I could bring my own deep friar and then I can bring a nacho machine.
After the show today, call and say you've rented a nacho machine and a deep friar and ask if you can bring it.
I will call the movie theater and be like, hey, what's the rule on me bringing my own deep friar to the movie?
But only if you rent the theater
Because they rented the theater out
Okay, but still they're not going to let me fire
Let's see
Call them up
Okay
We got the number right here
My first story is an eating story
This kid
A kid left doctors like going
What in the heck
Because he swallowed a pencil
It's a 4 to 5 inch pencil
So probably like halfway
Swallowed it right down
And so
The fact that he swallowed it
And it didn't like cut him up
as it went down. They were like, wow, let's just
see what happens because we don't want to do
surgery, but we also don't know if this
pencil's going to pass. Again, that thing's sharp.
And it
passed all the way. Like, it
like straight line, like missile.
They'll right out. Like that thing never
turned sideways, I guess.
There's no like,
just followed along. No marks on the side. A pencil
pencil marks inside his guts.
He just went straight down. How lucky is that?
And they have like the x-rays
the pencil goes all the way down, like
the rib cage,
the intestines?
I guess it just goes forward.
Seven years old,
passed a four inch pencil
that he accidentally swallowed
no painful side effects,
no interventions needed.
After being told to consume
only fluids and a banana,
the pencil came out intact.
Wow.
Perfectly, a single long piece.
And then he wrote a great story.
With the pencil.
They better keep that.
Ugh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You like this is the pencil.
I don't think so.
Okay. A transatlantic flight, so flying over the ocean, had to be diverted because a passenger's laptop kind of fell down in between seats, it was stuck.
And?
Exactly.
Why do you stop the plane with that?
Well, you don't stop the plane.
You have to turn the plane around and land it.
But yes.
So, I'd never heard of this.
Why do you think?
Safety.
Well, yeah, of course.
Oh.
Yeah.
So it fell in between the seats and they couldn't get it out.
And that's.
Correct.
So why would that not be safe?
Because computers have to be stowed away upon landing.
That's interesting.
Yeah, but I do say that.
Because they're safety.
Like if they were to have turbulence or something, the computer.
Mostly that's because of people trying to get out.
The computer is like in the wood.
Okay, I don't know if you land and it's harsh.
I would not have guessed this.
Was it on fire?
Yeah.
Oh, the concern was over the lithium battery and if it catches on fire
and they couldn't get to it because it was stuck and there's a fire.
So it was a United Airlines flight.
and they had to go and like land it
That's a bummer
Seems a bit extreme
It does
But I guess we don't understand
What that could possibly do
And it doesn't seem a bit extreme
If the extreme happens
And everybody dies and fire on the plane
Sure
But they couldn't like operation style
Like somebody get it up
Like sometimes my phone falls in the middle
Between my seat and my console
And I gotta like go down
Like one finger in
And like push
Oh it's so bad
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah I get a hanger
Oh you go get a hanger
There should be like a stick
The car should have like a stick, like a bank has a pin, chained to the car.
They should be connected.
A little stick that goes down and goes and you put it in the middle and it pushes your phone right out.
That's genius.
Now the problem with having a stick, and I've heard of people having this thing in their car is that you use it and you just take it out, go inside, throw it out.
It's a stick.
But it's like somehow attached to the car.
Stuck there.
That's what we need.
I'm not a hero.
I just come up with stuff.
That's from the New York Coast.
A plane is forced to deplane after a passenger will not comply with exit row rules.
I don't know if this person is, but want to punch him in the face.
Oh, it's pretty funny.
You don't even have to comply.
Just say you're going to comply.
So the passenger was defiant, frontier airlines, an entire deba boarding accident.
He refused to comply with instructions.
I'm assuming it's a dude.
It's a her.
It's a she.
Dude's are idiots.
I can't believe it's a her.
What's so hard about saying, yes?
So, you know the story, lunchbox?
Yeah.
So they were like, are you going to, and she was like, nope, I ain't saving anybody.
Yeah, she's like.
And nope, nope, nope, and they had to board the plane because, and then she got arrested.
But I mean, if she says no, move her.
Right.
But if somebody else doesn't want to give up their seat and they're like, no, I ain't
save anybody either.
But yeah, just say yeah, so we can go.
We're not going to depend on you if the flight's going down.
We're good.
You're not going to hold you responsible.
If it crashes, just get out of there.
You can say, I'll get tried to help people.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You can just say, yeah, I'll do it
And then not do it.
Yeah.
You guys do that all the time here at work.
No, dude.
If I'm on that row and I say I'm doing it, in my head, I'm like,
Oh, here we go.
I'm going to clear that row first and then bring that row in.
Video footage shows the irate passenger being escorted off in handcuffs by cops.
And other passengers were forced to exit the plane.
Yeah, but why can you just like deplane her?
Why do they have to deplane everybody?
That's so annoying.
You know?
That is a good point.
That is a good point.
Maybe somebody's battery, like a laptop fell in the middle.
Catch on fire.
What a dummy.
Just say yes.
Nobody actually feels like they're going to save everybody's life in that seat.
Oh man, I've thought it before.
That's why I don't sit there.
But if I do sit there, I know my plan.
There is no chance.
You know a plan.
Your plan is open the door and get out.
And cry and scream and crawl over the top of the seats.
No, man.
You sit there.
You have a responsibility.
Red Lobsters file for bankruptcy.
We mentioned this.
The company said it had more than $1 billion in debt and less than $30 million in cash on hand.
It plans to sell its businesses to its lenders and will continue to close restaurants.
I wish we could buy like one.
Yeah.
And do our own like rebuild.
Like we still call it red lobster.
But it'd be like, oh, I call like red bobster.
I put glasses over the lobster.
Yeah, it would be like my own version of it.
Red, bopster.
But it would still be like kind of that, but not fully.
You'd know that somebody else came in with a little pizzazz to add to it.
And we can add other kinds of food.
Absolutely, because it's not really about the lobster anymore.
It's called Red Bobster.
Right.
So it could be that.
That's hilarious.
Did we bring any popcorn shrimp?
Yeah, we're ordering it.
You have to do it.
Okay.
On tomorrow's show, Eddie's going to attempt to eat 108 popcorn shrimp in 30 minutes.
Whoa, 45 minutes.
Fine.
30.
It was 30, right?
Yeah.
He acted like that was no big deal because some guy was doing this red lobster.
And he's like, I can do that.
I said, if you can do 108, I believe that's the number?
1008, yeah.
1,000.
Then I will give you 100.
$108 if you do that in 30 minutes.
108 and 1.08.
But you said if he didn't do it though,
if he didn't do it, he has to shave his head bald with a razor.
That's why I'm interested.
Yes.
Really?
Mr. Bald guy.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
So hopefully tomorrow.
Hopefully.
That'll be the case.
You'll probably chase it with a banana because I don't know.
Oh, like the pencil.
Like the pencil?
I guess I don't know.
Time to go and do the news.
Bobby's big.
Stories.
Getting enough sleep can make you feel 10 years young.
And younger in just two days.
Two great days in a row of sleep makes you feel that much younger.
Compared with being restricted to four to five hours a night, a full night.
Sleep, just one makes them feel quite younger and refreshed as well.
Sleep in water.
Sleep in water, sleep in water, sleep in water.
That's what we don't get enough of.
But we always feel like there's plenty of that to go around.
Plenty of time to get that.
And connection.
Sleep in water, sleep in water.
And connection.
But mostly physically, it's the two things that we neglect.
are getting enough sleep and drinking enough water and all that you can have sleep in water
luckily for us we get clean water yeah go to the sink luckily for us you have the option to
sleep like it's all there but that's the thing that people absolutely myself included at times
put on the back burner because i can get to that later i can get sleep in a couple days
water sometimes i don't like the taste of it it doesn't taste like anything i like the flavor in it
like mine here i got a little flavor in it oh yeah i flavor i'm i'm six basically
basically. I got a little, like a drop a little fruit loop in there.
A little jolly rancher in there. But yeah, readings. This is a proceedings from a Royal Society Biological Science Journal.
Next up, Starbucks. The most popular drinks at Starbucks, according to a new consensus of food industry ratings. Here are the top drinks.
Pumpkin spice latte comes in at number one. It is only available part of the time of the year, right? That's not fall.
Yeah. And if they made it available all year, people wouldn't like it as much because it would be the ever-present.
pumpkin spice latte.
It's like the McRib.
When it comes back, we hear about it.
Why?
Because it's not always around.
Followed by the brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso.
I've never heard that.
A lot of words.
I already feel dumb when I make my little order.
The pink drink, it's non-coffee.
Don't know what that is.
Oh, my kids love that.
The pink drink.
It's like strawberry.
The caramel frappuccino comes in at four,
and the vanilla sweet cream cold brew comes in at five from delish.com.
You know I'm a simple guy?
I don't like coffee.
But if I'm going to go, I'm going to get a chai tea, and I'm going to get...
Did you do it dirty?
Almond milk.
And yes, I'll get like a shot of espresso.
I hate that taste.
I don't like coffee.
I don't like peanut butter.
I don't like mayonnaise.
And the coffee peanut butter and mayonnaise drink at Starbucks?
I never buy.
It sounds terrible.
Wait, so you get a tea and then you put coffee in it?
Is that what that means by a chite?
Yeah, it's called a dirty chai.
So it's a chai tea with espresso shot in it.
And I put almond milk and I'll do like sugar-free vanilla.
But really, I do sugar in it, but sometimes I say sugar-free.
And that shot makes it dirty?
No, the shot of espresso is not the shot of vanilla.
The shot of vanilla makes it a child.
Ooh.
Yeah, makes me a kid.
Liddy Kravitz announces has blue electric light Vegas residency.
I'm a big Lenny Kravitz fan.
From Rolling Stone, best Lennie Kravitz song ever is probably...
Are you going to go my way?
That's a good one because a guitar riff is...
Damn da-da-da-down-down-down-down-down-down.
That's a good one.
Purple rain.
That's Prince.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, that's Prince.
Good try, though.
Can you do another one?
I mean, fly away was a big one.
That's good.
Not my favorite though, but like generally, I want to get away.
I want to fly away.
I like that.
And about like old school, like, baby, it ain't over till it's over.
That's a good one too.
Oh, my time's a lot more.
Yeah.
He still looks like he's 30 years old.
It's wild.
UMass Dartmouth grads were surprised with $1,000 each from the speaker.
I meant to get to this yesterday.
He was given away.
duffel bags with a thousand bucks in it.
So he's like, all right, here's the deal.
Robert Hale Jr., billionaire founder and CEO of Granite Telecommunications.
During his address, he said, all right, here you go, $1,000 for everybody.
But 500 bucks you keep, 500 bucks you give.
Here's a clip.
One says gift.
One says give.
The first is our gift to you.
The second is a gift for you.
to give. We want to share that gift of giving with you today.
Each of you is getting a thousand dollars cash right now.
It wouldn't have mattered what he was giving them free.
You ever see people go crazy for an X-XL t-shirt and a ballgame that they never
wear and it feels like sandpaper? I love that.
Yeah, so my, but that's really cool that they gave the money.
I wonder how many of them said gift for me, gift for me.
Yeah, more like you turn to the person next to you and give them.
Yeah.
That's what I was thinking.
Oh, that's smart guys.
No, I was actually thinking what you could do with it.
We did a bit like this on the show once.
Yeah, you gave us some money and we had to go give it to people and do good things.
That was cool.
We should do the Bobby $1,000 challenge.
No, I've already given you guys money to give away.
I'm not looking to give you guys money for yourself.
You do a job.
You have a job.
Well, yeah, but you give us $1,000.
We'll give it away.
No, you'll keep it.
And I'm not giving you $1,000.
Well, he did?
He's a billionaire.
Okay.
And it was a graduation.
I gave you guys money at one point to go go and give this to somebody and come back with the story.
And some of you did it good.
I did great.
I remember what I did.
What did you do?
I don't remember that.
The guy that sells newspapers here on the corner, King, they're like $2 a piece.
I gave him $100 for one newspaper.
And then I went to Waffle House and I bought everybody's meal.
But they had a tip.
Fair enough.
That's fine.
Because I didn't have enough with the money left over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That was a cool bit.
In reality, I mean, I mean.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, I mean.
You got credit.
I got the credit.
That's all you counted.
That's what matter.
That's all the matter.
Wiz Khalifa says he does everything with his mom, including going to the strip club.
What?
Sleep in water, sleep in water, black and yellow, black and yellow.
That's legit.
That's weird.
Lunchbox, he claimed he was a big Wiz Khalifie fan at one point.
Wiz Khalifa came in on the show.
He kept calling him Wiz Khalifie.
Yeah.
And he was like, Khalifa.
Caliphah, man.
He's that.
He's that.
He's, where's Caliphie?
I listen to that live on the radio.
I wasn't on the show that.
All right, so anyway, Caliphie.
Yeah, that's from Uprocks.
Man, and then he really didn't like, is when I said,
hey, man, you talk about Pittsburgh.
Black and yellow, black and yellow, how awesome is.
I said, I look a picture online.
It looks like it kind of sucks.
He didn't like that.
We know because Pittsburgh is actually pretty cool.
Kind of rude, man.
Yeah, it's rude, yeah.
A woman claimed she withdrew money from Wells Fargo,
and they gave her a $100 bill to counterfeit.
Ooh.
I mean, yeah, like, doesn't the bank check that?
Don't they have those markers?
A Mississippi Wells Fargo customers looking for answers after a bank teller told her the $100
bill she tried a deposit was fake.
Cam Ridley went to Wells Fargo to withdraw money to pay bills.
She then went to the trust mark to deposit the cash in the ATM.
All the money went through except the $100 bill.
The person was like, no, this is counterfeit.
She goes, wait, what?
No, I got this from you got.
Oh, maybe the teller has a scam going.
Here's the thing.
If she used the ATM, I doubt it's real, because the only ATM I've ever seen give $100 bill was in Vegas.
No, I've seen ATMs to give $100 bills.
Usually give $20s.
No, newer ones give you an option.
Like at the airport here, it's like, do you want it in hundreds or do you want to, they even do ones now, which ATMs used to never do that.
That's great for the strip club.
You don't go to the strip club.
I've been.
Not in 10 years.
Teens are abandoning workout sprays and using high-end clones now.
they're reaching for designer products
instead of like just putting on
Cologne after the workout.
Tom Ford, Dior, Versace.
Like, I'm talking about high-end stuff.
How are these teens
buying all this stuff?
Counterfeit hundreds.
That's what they're very into
beauty products.
That's from the New York Times. That's the news.
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A win is a win.
A win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying.
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Hi, dad.
And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen,
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Courtney Cox from Friends said that Matthew Perry still visits her since he died.
She said, you know, he's just so funny, he genuinely has a huge heart.
I'm thankful I got to work so closely.
and she says he visits her parentheses visits and she senses them around a lot.
I was thinking about you, Amy, do you get jealous because you're supposed to come in form of a bird,
but he like shows up?
Well, I mean, I think you can sense your loved ones with you oftentimes.
Like sometimes I still sense my parents comforting me, even if they're not in bird form.
But is it because they've done it before and it's just you would like to have that feeling more than you think they're actually there?
Maybe, but now does this help you all see me as less crazy?
Because Courtney Cox...
No, I just read the story and thought I'd be jealous if I were Amy
and somebody's, like, actual spirit came to visit.
And Amy's got to, like, look up into the trees
and try to distinguish birds with binoculars to see which ones are parents.
Well, I put food out. It's not that hard.
Oh, they don't.
They're always hungry.
I mean, you can't prove she's lying, by the way.
Right.
What do you mean?
You can't prove she's lying.
Bones.
Maybe she misses them and feels like there are situations where he would have had great.
And she's like, I feel his present.
and maybe there isn't like some paranormal,
but maybe there is.
You can't prove she's lying, it's my point.
Exactly. Okay.
You Bobby, you have lost your grandmother and your mom.
You're telling me you've never felt their presence.
Ooh, the guitar one. That's crazy.
No.
What are you talking about when the guitar fell?
I never felt the presence.
Never felt any sort of presence.
Like nothing come over you of like, hey, nothing?
I dream about my grandma sometimes.
That's me dreaming.
Maybe she comes to you in dreams.
Or I just, when I go to sleep,
pull out some of those, going to the archives.
and have some really great memories that I have filed away.
Dream and look back on.
And I only dream recently in the past 3 or 4 months.
They got on my CPAP machine.
But no, I don't feel like anybody comes to visit.
But I probably am so locked up, I wouldn't allow it even if it happened.
Because I'm, no, there's no way.
Well, you already admitted feelings are hard, so it might be hard for you to feel.
What I'm saying?
I'm so locked up.
So you can allow a spirit to come to you or not?
I think you have to be open to it.
I'm saying, because look, listen, I don't know if anybody's visiting me.
Probably not. I feel like probably not, right?
Right.
But somebody like Scoob, Steve believes a ghost went into his butt once and, like, lived in his body.
Like went up through that hole and then went out of his mouth.
So I'm saying if it's the case, which I don't know that it is for me, for me, I have not felt it.
But it could be possible that I have not felt it because I'm not open to it.
I wish I were, but I'm like there's no way, so I'm locked up.
But I wish I wasn't.
But what about angels and stuff?
What about them?
Well, Eddie seems very like you're not believing anything we're saying, but I'm pretty sure you believe in angels.
Not too, but I mean like no one from the dead is coming to come visit me.
A human.
But you don't know.
I hate to fight for something I don't believe, but I'm going to because I can't prove I'm right or wrong.
So I have not had an experience with that, but I would never tell somebody you're absolutely wrong because I can't prove it either way.
But I think people would come from all over the place all the time.
Everyone would sit here and be like, yeah, man, my uncle came yesterday.
My mom came to it.
But a lot of people are probably like me where they're like, there's no way.
But, and so they're not allowing it.
So even if something does happen, they're not even open that.
That could be that idea.
You believe in signs.
It's the same exact thing.
Have you ever stubbed your toe?
Yeah, many times.
We all have.
So if it's real, we all have been visited by someone who's that is.
That's a good point.
No, no, no.
So you're saying for something to be real, you have to physically.
I hate arguing against myself.
Yes, do you have faith at all?
Yes.
Anything bigger than you?
Of course I do.
Okay, but you've never seen it with your own eyes.
We're talking about a dead person coming back to say hi to us, our relative.
But again, why are you to?
finding the exact circumstances in something that you cannot explain or understand or say yes or no,
but you have other circumstances, your faith, which you believe to be true. Correct. Yes, your Christian
faith believes that Jesus died. That one man. And, and, I know, but I mean, that takes faith.
Not Matthew Perry. We were, I know, but we weren't there to physically see Jesus rise from the
dead, but we believe that that happens. It's something else that you can see. And we, you know what
man, I feel like Eddie. I don't understand it. You're cherry picking. If it happens, why doesn't
happen to more people. Like, we all have
people that have died. So why don't they
come visit us? Like, what my great... Because they're like
me and they're like, there's no chance this is real.
That's probably why you don't visit me. But I also
know that that doesn't mean I'm right.
I don't know. Scoba Steve,
again, once he was like, man, something crawled
on my butt. And then he was like, a ghost like took
over. Remember that? Remember, but it was not my butt.
Oh, go ahead. How did you get in then? It came into my
I don't know exactly how to dig because I'm not... Well, there's only a few spots it can go
in, scuba. My mouth or down there. It came into
my mouth. Go ahead.
And...
And it was one of those mornings where I was getting ready for work.
It was super early in the morning, not really paying attention.
You're lethargic.
And I was in a great mood excited to go to work.
I think it was a Friday or something.
And all of a sudden, I get in the garage and I just feel this absolute massive rush of energy, just take over my body.
And it was just pure sadness.
And I was crying for no reason.
I even was thinking to myself, like, what is wrong with me?
Why am I doing this?
Why am I acting this way?
And then the moment I got to work, about 10 minutes later, I opened the door.
And it was just like, I felt to go away.
and I was happy again.
The tears were gone.
And so I looked at it as I was a vessel to get that person out of my apartment to wherever it needed to go next.
Now, me, just me.
I hear that and I'm like, that is so crazy.
You're out of your mind.
But you might not be.
I can't prove it was right or wrong.
Like for me to go, I'm for sure you're wrong.
No way.
I can't.
Why would I say that?
I can't say that.
Like, I'm for sure you're wrong.
But I can't, I can't be sure you're wrong.
Because I experienced it.
What else could have been?
What else could it have been?
Well, Eddie, what else could it have been?
It could have been.
It could have been.
been things you also can't describe. Who knows it could have been
an alien that we can't even see that decided to
there are 100,000 things we don't
know what that was. It could have been a chemical in your brain too, right?
It could have been a hormone. We do
not know. That sounds good. It could
have been. Sounds realistic. But for you
to lock down and say something can't be
just because you go, nah,
but you also believe in other things that some
people say can't be because you also can't see it.
That is wildly hypocritical. I just feel like
it would happen to all of us. But it happens to a lot.
Okay, so let me say, I hadn't really
experienced this type of stuff or
felt like comfort and peace from a bird until I lost my mom and my dad.
So I struggle with the bird thing just for the record.
I know, but I don't think, but also you know that I don't think they're, they are the
bird.
Like they're, what is it?
It's not reincarnation.
I don't think they're the bird, but the bird is they send to me as like peace and whatever.
I like, I like, I like that you have that.
Like that's my way of, I have a connection with them that way, but I never felt that so
they died. And I think
I lost my grandparents and I never felt
that. But I think it's probably certain relationships
and y'all haven't, I don't know, have you lost your
parents yet or a child?
No, no, we haven't. You know that. I know that.
No, but she's asking a question to prove a point.
I'm asked, yes, thank you, Bobby.
Yes. They're like, no, you know. You know
that we know me. We talk every day. Both of my parents.
No, no. I know.
You know my kids, Amy.
It also sounded like Amy was about to break into
bird, bird, bird, bird, bird is a bird.
Bird, bird, bird.
Bird is a word.
Bird is a word.
Bird is a word.
So.
You may experience something different
once you lose a parent or child.
But also, Eddie has faith in something he can't see
except for, he's like, but this thing I don't believe,
just because he just is like,
I feel like this one, nah, but this one, yes.
Why?
Why would you define one as something that you can believe in?
Because I've felt one.
Okay, well, maybe I've been open to feeling another.
Okay, okay, I'll be open.
Any of my relatives, any of my relatives want to come back.
You may not be close enough to your second Uncle Pablo, dude.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do have one of those.
All right, I'll be open to it.
But again, I wish, I'm on, I don't want to see on your team.
Dude, it's not.
I struggle with it, but there's no way I can tell people they're wrong because I have no way to prove it.
It would just be saying words.
I also have no way to prove it.
I just can prove my own peace and comfort in what I feel, but also I get,
It may be completely made up in my mind.
But that's okay.
And I guess whatever makes you feel better, right?
Like if Matthew Perry makes Courtney Cox feel good coming back and visiting her.
You can't prove he's not visiting her.
He's not.
But you can't prove any of it.
You're right.
Here's the thing.
I don't think people visit us, but there are ghosts.
So I don't understand.
How contradict yourselves?
No, that's what I'm saying.
I didn't say that.
But who are those ghosts?
I don't know.
See, that's the problem.
And are they back visiting just people they don't know?
Is that the rule?
I don't know, but the ghost pushed me in the closet, and I know that happened, but no, like, no relative of mine has come back to visit me.
But you haven't had any super close relatives die.
My grandparents are, I mean, that's close.
I mean, I don't know how much closer you want.
They die.
They have never come to visit me.
In dreams, yes.
And I wake up and I'm like, oh, and then you get.
So they come in dreams.
But that's a dream.
No, but that, they can come in dreams.
But they don't, they're not there.
They're not.
Lunchbox is one of me.
No, no, you're a bird.
Tomorrow he's going to go.
Yeah, that's all pitching yesterday.
It's just slowly we're finding out they visit him in different ways.
And Eddie's like, yeah, I believe in all.
No, no, Bobby said he dreams.
There's no way Matthew Barry came back.
Yeah, I'm sticking to that one.
I'm sticking to that, dude.
Magic Perry hanging out with Courtney.
She feels his presence.
Like sometimes you can have.
And you're saying you guys know everything about everything you can't see.
Pretty much.
Okay, well, he says pretty much.
No, I don't.
That's what you're saying, that if you can't see it, you can't believe in it.
You know the saying.
The minute you think you think you.
know everything means you know nothing.
Huh?
Say that again?
Someone that is claiming that they have it all figured out and they know it.
Unless somebody actually does and we don't know.
And who is that person?
Exactly.
Okay. I had a whole different
I had a whole different subject in mind here for this segment.
Thank you Matthew Perry for us coming down here.
That's show biz, baby. All right, there you go.
There's a water gun game called Assassins.
We started playing. We don't know who our assassin is.
We drew names. We have no idea.
I don't know if Amy's my assassin.
Lunchbox is my assassin, Eddie, Morgan.
I have no idea.
So the only rule is you can't shoot them at work.
Anything work-related, you can't shoot them at that.
Somebody was assassinated yesterday.
Oh, really?
Already, yeah.
Who?
Oh.
Who was assassinated?
Go ahead, speak.
It was me.
Eddie was assassinated.
I got assassinated.
Bye.
Lunch fox.
He was crazy, man.
He was so good.
Like, if it was real life and he had a real gun, I would have been dead.
like 100%.
I don't like thinking about it this way.
Yeah, probably.
I mean, I think anybody.
But I had no idea he was coming.
Okay, go ahead.
No idea.
So I'm leaving Bobby's house, working out.
And dude, the crazy thing is when I left your house, I started thinking like, I'm in a Jeep.
I got to roll my windows up.
Like anybody can pull up next to me and like assassinate me.
So I rolled my windows up.
I looked left.
I looked right.
Nothing, right?
I was like looking for anyone's car.
I finally get to my neighborhood and there's a three-way stop.
I stop at the stop sign.
And there's a car kind of like roll into the stop sign.
So I said, you know what?
Let's let that person go through.
Didn't recognize the car.
Didn't recognize the guy in it.
Was it not as ultima?
Nope.
Because as soon as I look over, the guy like reached down to kind of like look like he was picking up something from the floorboard.
You know, I was like, well, that's weird.
So I just kept driving.
So I went, pulled into my garage.
And then as soon as I hit Park, all I hear is, boom, boom, you're assassinated.
You're assassinated.
You're assassinated.
And I'm drenched in one.
water. I'm like, oh, lunchbox
got me. And my wife comes
out, she's like, what is happening?
Because she hears a strange voice coming from
our garage saying, you're assassinated.
How did you know when he would
be getting home? Well, here's the thing.
Eddie and Bobby have a routine of working out every
day at 3 o'clock. And it is an
hour workout. It is like 25
minutes to Eddie's house from Bobby's
house. So I parted in a
construction zone where Eddie's house
is to the left at the stop sign. I part to the right
and I was behind a sign. So you
couldn't see me and I sat there
and I sat there and I was like
maybe I missed him. You're on a stakeout bro.
I'm on a stakeout. You know what I mean? I got my
gun in my lap like I am sitting
there ready locked and loaded. Can't look at the phone
because I'm worried I'm going to miss him. And I'm like
man, maybe I missed him because it was like 30
minutes and I was like man I must have missed
him. I started rolling down the hill
and right when I start rolling down the hill
Eddie pulls up the stop sign
and I'm like I almost blew it
so I ducked down. And I thought it was strange. I'm like that
guy's ducking. I don't know why he's ducking. One of those
self-driver cars.
No, I saw his head. I saw his head
go down. And Eddie takes the left
and he starts driving and he
sees his neighbor walking his dog, man and woman.
Eddie waves at him. And I've got my
gun and I unbuckle my seatbelt.
Your water gun. Well, yeah, my water
gun. Yeah. And I
see him pulling his driveway. I
park two houses over. Put it
in park. And I leave it running.
Leave the door open. Go running. He goes
around one car into the garage.
right when that tire hits the garage from behind,
right in the back, back of the head, all over.
And what I was nervous about, though.
You didn't even know you were killed, dude.
I had no idea.
I was so nervous that he was going to accidentally freak out
and just crash into the wall because, you know,
you don't know someone's coming.
When you get snuck up on, you freak out and you don't know what you're doing.
His wife comes out with a bag of cell, what's going on out here?
Like, I heard a bunch of yelling and screaming.
And I mean, I...
Were you laughing?
How would he dying?
laughing.
Well, I mean, as I was running up the hill, like, because I parted him at his neighbor's house and slung the door open,
then mailman's like, what is this guy doing?
And I'm running with this water gun down the street.
I was like, oh my gosh, he has no idea.
I thought he saw me when he pulled up at the stop sign and I was rolling down.
He didn't.
And I was like, I know I got him.
Eddie, did you pay your money?
No, yeah, sure.
Yeah.
You did or didn't?
I haven't paid, but I'll give it to you today.
Okay.
So Eddie's been eliminated, but don't say who your person was.
You got to keep him on edge.
Okay.
But I'm done, right?
I'm like, I don't assassinate.
I'm dead.
You're dead.
Okay.
You're out of the competition.
So somebody told me that now lunchbox is supposed to assassinate who Eddie had.
That's how the game keeps going.
So whoever Eddie had, lunchbox is now supposed to assassinate.
So he learns who it is.
But if he does and that person moves on, he has the option to assassinate them.
No, I think they're supposed to assume that role.
So I'm supposed to, I mean, that makes me assassinate more people.
Right.
That's, you're the assassin.
It keeps it going.
Okay, so this is what I would say.
I would say we can implement that rule, but if you don't, that's okay.
Okay.
But you now have the option to, I don't know who Eddie was supposed to assess.
Please, God, don't be me.
Because lunchbox should show up my house midnight.
Yeah, he's committed.
Eddie can now tell you who that is off the mic, and you can now have that person on your list to assassinate.
Okay.
Okay.
And the reason I did it, day one, I was like, because people are going to start thinking about it.
The first day they're going to be a little relaxed.
Like, we're not going to talk about it as much.
You kind of forgot about it.
Oh, you do, you know how like before you die, you see the last thing.
Like, this is the last thing I saw before I died.
I saw his son's name on the water gun.
It's written on the water gun, his son's name.
But here's the funny part.
It's not even my son's name because the neighbor gave us the water gun.
He kept it from when he had kids.
And so it's some random name.
But yeah, I mean, I was like,
Nice.
Got him.
Well, adult assassin lives on.
Eddie's now eliminated.
We'll put him up, put a big X on his face.
Bobby Bones show
Boney up the day
This story comes us from Madera, California.
A woman was working at Subway.
She's the manager, and a guy says,
Hey, how come I didn't get 12 extra slices of ham?
She's like, sir, you only paid for six.
If you'd like to pay for six more,
I can give you six more on your sandwich.
That is crazy.
I want six extra pieces of ham.
Sir, I will have to charge you for that.
Boom!
He punched it right.
the face. Oh. Oh. Punch.
So what happens to him?
He gets arrested for assault because he had already paid
for the sandwich. They had his
credit card information so they had his name.
Ah, so punch before you pay.
That's what I learned. Always. And it takes
me back to when I was in high school and they used to have
those sub club stamps where if you bought
a foot long, you got two stamps.
Yeah. If you bought a six inch, you got one.
And when you filled up the card, you got a free
sandwich. I went to subway
with Donna and
Donna Follick, by the way. Of course. And
I order my sandwich and I get down and I hand him the car, the subclub and he goes,
those are fake stamps, can't accept it.
Were they fake?
No.
He may have known your history though.
And I blew up.
Oh no, you punched him?
No, but he's like, I'm going to call it.
How'd you blow up then?
Started yelling at him.
I was like, what do you mean they're fake?
How can I make fake stamps?
Just give me the freaking sandwich.
Oh.
He's like, I'm going to call the police.
I said, call the freaking police.
Did they call the police?
And so I sat down and Donna ate her sandwich and I left before the cops got there.
Did you win at all?
I felt better about unleashing my anger.
Did he give you any stamps or did he accept yours?
And he didn't give me a sandwich.
No.
Were they fake?
No.
100% real.
Let that go.
Let that go.
I literally told him, how do I make fake subclub stamps?
And he was like if I knew I'd be doing it too.
Maybe someone had.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
According to research, the happiest couples, there are three factors.
The factor into the happiest couples.
Number one, they don't have children.
Oh, yeah, I mean, that adds a different level of stress.
Why do I hear this?
Like, everybody's like, you're going to love having a kid.
Am I?
Yeah, am I?
Yeah, am I?
Yeah, am I?
Yeah, you do, but it's not easy.
Am I?
Am I?
Yeah.
But it's not easy.
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
It's awesome, dude, but it's tough.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, number two, have college degrees.
So, so far my wife and I are in this mix here.
Don't have children have college degrees.
And I would assume the college degree thing,
it probably doesn't have to be a college degree.
I think it's with whatever that certification is, you're probably have a few more options career-wise.
Right.
Because you have some, it doesn't have to be a college tree.
It probably could be any sort of certificate.
Like, it's like you're a plumber.
I don't know if I'm like good money, but you had to go to school to be a plumber.
Or an esthetician.
Right.
It's probably whatever that certificate is that allows you to have that, even if you get fired and you can keep going.
Next.
Have been married five years or less.
That's you.
You're still there.
What is the statement again?
Happy.
Happiest couples.
Okay.
Happy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Happy life.
Yeah.
So what's up?
Like, what's up?
So it gets worse?
Like, it gets like bad.
It gets harder.
If you have a kid and you stay together longer.
It's all the things.
I think there's just five years.
It just sounds like that's all going to go.
It's going to be worse.
Yeah.
It's all in how you look at it.
What if I'm, you're headed in that direction.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't want to.
That's, like, I get it, Decaprio.
That's why he's doing what he's doing.
No kid.
He doesn't get married, now for five years.
He's probably got a college degree.
Now probably not.
He didn't need one.
He's got the acting certificate called an Oscar.
But those are the three things.
Yeah.
But maybe that's like surface happiness, but not deep down pure in the heart.
I don't know.
I need somebody to be like, no, man, it's after six years.
It's never been better.
Well, you know how there's surveys for everything.
There's probably another one that's like, couples are the happiest when they have children
and when they've been together 20 years.
kids are bad, though.
That is difficult.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
My kids are going to be bad.
They don't say my dogs.
They're bad, too.
I don't think it works that way.
All right, we're done.
Thank you.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Have a great day.
Goodbye.
Bobby Bones.
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