The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Lunchbox Crashed a Movie Set & Auditioned For a Role + Listener Got All of The Show's Signatures Tattooed On Her Arm + Would You Play The Christian Ouija Board?

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

Lunchbox has a dream of being an actor, so he crashed the set of Nicole Kidman's movie shoot in Nashville. Find out what happened when he tried to audition for a role! Plus, a listener called in a few months back wanting to get the entire show's signatures tattooed on her arm and she got it done! She shares the full update of how it turned out. Then, there is a new Christian Ouija Board that claims to allow users to directly communicate with Jesus. Find out if the show would try it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come on, Bobby. Welcome to Tuesday show, Morning Studio. Morning. Thank you, everybody for being here. You could be anywhere in the whole wide world, but you're here with us, and we appreciate that so much. Let's go around the room. I think he did it well on his Martin Van Buren presentation, but it may have made some people

change the station. Here he is. Producer Eddy. Guys, I love Saturdays because I love UFC. And on Saturdays it comes out, ultimate fighting championship, what fighter championship, whatever. MMA. At the show. It's, yeah. Well, no, no, no. It's the actual fights. Got it. People fighting, you know, like it's all mixed martial arts. I love it. Well, on Saturday, my kids had some friends over. And they were all over the house. And I'm watching it. I'm not going to stop watching it. And I heard a couple of kids,

I'm like, ooh, that's like violent. Oh my gosh. And for a second, I'm like, do I turn this off? Like, is this appropriate for me to be watching with other people's kids? So I'm asking you guys, is it okay to watch MMA while other kids are at the house? Good question. First of all, I didn't know there was a fight every Saturday. They have pay-per-view fights and then fight nights.

So almost every Saturday. Got it. Second of all, I thought you were going to say, I don't even know there are other kids in my house. How'd they get here? No, no, I knew they were coming. Third of all. Well, I never thought about that. because there is blood, there is violence,

and some parents may just not want their kids to see that. Amy, what about you? I don't know how violent it gets, never seen it. Well, imagine boxing, but without gloves, but they also fight on the ground. They can kick, they can punch, they could choke, they can do everything. Oh, choke, okay. I mean, I guess I don't think I would have to turn it off,

but I could see where some parents, if they're not ever exposed to that, they might not be okay with it. Do you know the kids and if their parents are super sensitive to, because you wouldn't show them up, the boobies. You wouldn't watch them with the boobies there.

No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I know the parents so and so, like a little bit. Like, I wouldn't say I know them very well. I would probably just be more aware. That's all I'm saying. I don't know. What if they go home

and put their little brother in a chokehold and they're like, where'd you learn that? Eddie? Mr. Eddie's. I think I would just be more sensitive if the other kids are there. I don't think you need to ask permission,

but probably you don't watch it if they're all around in the living room. I ended up just going to my room and watching it. Yeah, that's what I think too? Because I felt a little weird about it. Lunchbox, what do you think about that? I think that they're not, if they're not sitting there, if they're just walking through, no big deal.

If they're sitting there, Eddie's probably got to go to his room. You can't, like have them sit down and watch fight night and give him talk to. Yeah, you can't sit there and say, oh, and then someone get knocked out. It's like, oh. And if one of the kids goes, oh, we watch this all the time, that ain't that big of a deal. Yeah, hey, pull up a seat. Let's go.

I probably not have it on around now. All right, next up, he was upset when Morgan made it on the news, all while his Instagram videos barely get any views. Here he is. Lunchbox, everybody. Guys, I don't know if I'm going to be gone a day, two days, a month, but I'm going to be taking some time off work. I'm headed up to Maine because there was some rare fireball that flew over Maine.

There's this rock from space that broke up, and they're offering a $25,000 reward for if you can find a piece of this rock. But I heard something weird at the beginning of that that I'd never heard before. What? How did you start that? you're going to take some time off. Yeah, I'm going to take some time off. I don't know how long I'm going to be gone.

Day two, maybe a month. I haven't heard anything about this. Well, yeah, that's what I'm letting you know. And I'm just running it by you. This is how you're asking for the time. Basically, I'm asking. No, that's not basically asking. Listen, and I'll call in from Maine.

I'll give you updates on the search, the scavenger hunt. There will probably be listeners that'll say hi to me. And I'll have a bunch of details. Oh, today I was climbing. And I found this amazing thing. Not the rock, but I found something cool. I found a new. species. So you're wanting to go and search

for a rock for money and you're also wanting time off of the show to do it. And I would assume you'd probably try to write it all off if you were allowed to even though it's not for the show. Yes, but I would check in with the show so I would be working. Like, I could have the Bluetooth in while I'm doing the search. I love how he also loves, loves

to count. If a listener says hi to him anywhere in any given day, he works that day. But that's actually not work. Also, how are you getting up there? Are you paying for yourself? Well, I mean, I figure work. But you're asking off work and then you're asking work to pay for it. Yes, but if you want me to check in, you got...

We don't care if you check in, so we don't want to pay more. And then imagine if I get on the news, you want me to give credit to the show or not. We're good. I don't even think you're going, but... Well, I'm asking... Yeah, I'll tell you what. You can have off two days. Two days?

Do you know how big Maine is? It's not that big. You think I can search all the Maine in two days? Tell me about what they're offering again. If you find a piece of this rock... That flew in from space. Yes, it's a space rock. And it...

Fireball. And they're offering $25,000 if you can find a piece of a lot. What if they find like 20 pieces? I'm going to check the details, but I guess I get $25,000 times 20. If you can do that math. Okay, we're not going up to me. But that's interesting they'd give that much money for that rock. Yeah.

Eddie got a piece of a rock once in space. Yeah, because I filmed it with my news camera. And without my footage, they would have never found it. So they gave me a little piece of it. So once they found it, they then cut it off. Yeah. Well, they found a bunch of little pieces like lunchbox is talking about. So I have two little pieces.

Imagine when that big rock is way bigger than that one. It's like 50 times bigger than that because we can't stop it. Here it comes. We just haven't been in line with one of them yet. They said that the one that I shot was the size of a pickup truck. That's a massive rocks. That's huge. And where did it land?

Outside of Waco, Texas. What if it had landed? It could hit somebody's house, right? And killed them? Oh, for sure. But luckily it was a big field that it landed in. Wow. So lunchbox, no.

you're not really going to take off for that. And secondly... Oh, man. Always costing me money. Secondly, we're just going to move to Amy. All right. Amy, her go-to karaoke song is There's Your Trouble by the Chicks

and there's always something on her car that they have to fix. Here she is, Amy, everybody. I have a lot of wooden spoons that I cook with and I normally just put them in the dishwasher. But I saw this video in line saying that is not enough. If you want to fully clean your wooden spoon

and get everything out of it, You've got to stick it inside boiling hot water. And the video showed when the spoon looked clean and then they dipped it in the boiling water and all this stuff just started to come out of it. Why is it? Does it attach to the wood? I guess so it just absorbs up in there

so you need to have it like really high heat. And so I'm kind of, I'm at a place where I'm either going to boil them all or throw them out and just not use the wooden spoons. I guess I'd wait for a few to get dirty then boil and put them all in at once. That's a good idea. But I probably put other stuff in there too then.

eggs while you're at? My dog. I mean, just clean everything. You're your dog in boiling water. Oh. Well, I just, dirty things. I think of dirty things around the house and I just can't ever get clean. All right, Amy, thank you.

Ray Moondo. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's got over one million Instagram followers. Dang, and I screwed it up. Wow, that's me. Yeah, good job, buddy. Yeah, thank you. Go ahead.

Do it again. All right. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's got over one million followers on Instagram, and he doesn't say the word, damn. Bobby Bones. Oh, very good. I'm glad you did it again.

I'm glad you did it again. Okay, so there was a time, maybe a year and a half or so ago, I was desperately trying to get the attention of this singer. I don't know if you can remember. See if you can remember who it was. And I would post on his Instagram comments. I'd send him DMs.

And I was like, please acknowledge me because I was a massive fan. I'd never been able to talk to him. But I probably spent six months doing it nonstop. I was inspired by Ray and how Ray just stays and is always writing in people's comments. Remember who? I don't remember. It was elite singer of the Bear Naked Ladies.

Oh, that's right. Whose name is Ed. And he just never would acknowledge me after months and months of trying. Well, I had a guy over at my house for the Bobbycast named Kevin Griffin. I was like, I always try to get Ed to give me, you know, he's like, well, I can text him right now. So, but I didn't tell Ed I was that psycho. So Ed emails me and gives me a cell phone number. What?

But I wonder if he knows I was a psychotic fan. And do I just address it early if I text him? I was like, hey, we can do an interview. So I was like, want to get you on the Bobbycast? Do I bring that up to him that I was that psychotic fan? Or maybe he just never knows. Yeah, maybe he doesn't check his DMs and all that stuff that you sent. But I also put in the comments.

Oh, boy. But he'd have to go back to old posts and look in the comments. You don't think you ever saw my name? Not knowing who I was, obviously, but then clicked it. He was like, why won't this person leave me alone and ended up on my page? I don't know. I felt like 2 plus 2 equals 4 in 4 and means I'm a psycho, and I just don't know if he knows or not. Like if you go ahead and admit that some of it is psycho, then it's less psycho.

Maybe I just tell them when we're doing the interview. Right. Yeah. Near the end of it. And then I just get his reaction when he hangs up or turns his zoom off. Because I think he lives in Canada. But I think that's going to happen to have a cell phone number. But I always get super nervous to text dudes.

Yeah, you do for some reason. It doesn't matter who it is. I'm always like, I don't know. They probably don't want me texting them. But that's my situation now. I do love the bare naked ladies. And I remember as a kid, I was like, Are you going to do the song to them?

Because they say naked. One week. What is it? One song. Very naked. Am I going to sing it? Yeah. Because you're really good at it. Well, I don't know that I'm so good.

All right, so that's what's up. Thank you guys. We're here. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband has been growing out his hair for about a year and a half now.

Around the house, he wears it down. But when we go out, he puts in a man bun. Either way, I don't like it. It's unattractive to me. I prefer his hair short. Also annoying, he sheds hair all over the house. The problem is, how do I tell him? He has struggled with his self-image in the past and has recently made a few changes that have resulted in some improvements in this area.

He's even said these improvements have led him to finally having the confidence to grow his hair out. I feel like he will hold it against me now after a year and a half. If I finally tell him it's unattractive to me. Help. How do I tell him I don't like his long hair? signed long hair do care is easy. You don't. It ain't about you.

That's it. If he's actually feeling better, you got to not be selfish here. If it's made him feel like he has more self-worth, giving him some confidence. What's more important? Him having this confidence that he struggled with for years.

Or are you being like your man bun sucks? That's right. You don't. Now, if he's ever like, I don't know if I like it or not anymore. You can say, I prefer your hair shorter. If he gives you that opening. Oh, good, good idea.

If he says, he requests for your input, then you can say, you know, I like them both because you got to be soft. He said, but I prefer your hair short. But not now. He loves it. Maybe he'll clean up his dang hair. He's shedding all over the place. That's fair. But, you know, long hair, let it grow.

That's it. If he loves it, making it feel better. Just don't be selfish, don't you know? Long way to get to that rhyme. I just kind of made it up there. But yeah, I don't think you say anything to him. Well, I feel like if he's more confident, too, surely you're attracted to that. Apparently the man bun outweighs it on the scale.

I like man buns. I mean, I can never have one because I don't have hair, but I like them. Maybe that's why. Don't you think they're cool? I don't, I have no feeling about it regardless. I guess it matters who it is. Mostly soccer players. Yeah, if they're European, yeah, that makes sense.

I think if lunchbox came in a man bun, it'd be weird. Because man bun is kind of like a hippie thing, you know. But you don't say anything to him. Let him live his life. He's confident. You got him to that place. Now let him live in that place. But thank you for the mailbag.

It means you care. Thank you for the email. That's it. Close it up. We've got your email and we let it on the air. Now it's about to close. Bobby's mail back. Yeah.

Melissa in Indiana on the phone. Now Melissa asked us to all sign a piece of paper. And I said, Melissa, you don't want this. All of us sign the piece paper. And then she has tattooed every one of our signatures on her arm. I'm looking at a picture. of it right now. I mean, it is from the wrist almost all the way up to that bend in your arm. The elbow. And it's all of our names. Melissa, how are you?

I am good. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. So her tattoo is my glasses and then there is no straight line to success. And then it's all of our names surrounding it. Hey, what's that? It looks like some sort of vegetable. That is an avocado. Me and my sister have matching tattoos. So that's in there. So it's waving. It's waving. I just making sure nobody drew an al-a-cocle on a piece of paper, like, just doodling, and then she tattooed it on her. But everybody's name is on there. I see mine. I see scuba-stee.

I see lunchbox. Ray didn't even sign Ray, just signed the word cizzen. Which he doesn't even own. It's just such a universal thing. What? Just the word, Sizan. I mean, I'm kind of known for it now. And then all the restaurants do it, they say, oh, it's frosty season.

Oh, it's summer season. Right, right. But do you think that's because of you? No, ironically enough. It's cool, though. Okay. No, it's ironic. Amy, have you seen it?

I'm looking at it now. Oh, man, I could have done a better Y. I'm sorry. What's wrong with your Y? Okay, I love it. Okay, it's a little, I don't know. Melissa, so what do you think about it? Your whole arm is covered in our names.

What do you got? What do you think? Oh, I love it. I've been getting a lot of compliments about it. They like it too, so they think it's so cool. I think that it has to be addressed. It's like somebody walking in with a big, crazy hairstyle. If you don't say anything about it, it's kind of weird because it's just big and crazy.

And if you do say something, you acknowledge it. You have to go, oh, I like you. You can't really acknowledge it and then not compliment. I would just assume most people don't even know who we are, what they see this. They're like, what's on your arm? And you're like, oh, this is a morning show that I'll listen to. And they're like, who is it? Oh, I never heard of them.

I mean, does that happen a lot? Most people know who you are, like me and my husband, we're like, when we get off work, we'll be like, did you hear what Amy said today or Bobby? So it's just a conversation we have. A lot of our friends, they listen to you guys, so it's pretty cool. If it makes you feel good, we feel good. Well, I appreciate it.

Thank you so much. And maybe someday I can meet all you guys where you can see it in person. So, but thank you. What's up? I'm busy. What do you mean? Like, I don't know if we can meet. Why?

I mean, she got my name tattooed on her arm. I mean, she's in love. She got all of our names. Yeah, yeah. And I have a question for her. It's like, what happens when Abby up and leaves? Like, you know, she gets tired of being a phone screener and it's like, okay, you know what I mean? I'm going to, like, go chase my dreams of being whatever.

She has dreams of being. Why do you always go after Abby? Fair question. What if anyone on the show leaves and you have their name tattooed on you, Melissa? That was part of your guys's show at one time. It was part of my life that I listened to you guys. and that if they leave, they leave, you know. But I still had that there.

So. Reminds it of a moment, a special moment in time. Yeah. Do people, like, people you don't know. You say your friends know you listen to the show, but I mean, strangers have to be like, oh, is those are your family members? And they have to be like, no, a radio show. They got to think you're, cuckoo, cuckoo.

No. No. No. No. The casual artists that did it, so it was pretty cool that you guys all signed for me. So, you thought it was pretty cool. What did that tattoo cost to get, all the names? $200, I think.

Thanks, my buddy. From the previous before. Oh, yeah. Well, we are honored. We are honored. Thanks. And thank you for listening to our show every morning. And if we're able to give you something positive,

we love that you're able to do it in a positive way. So thank you. And we can't wait to meet you one day either. Just don't show up randomly and surprise us. Because a caller did that. Oh, I won't do that. They were like, they left a message. We're going to be there in the morning.

and then we're like, wait, what? And then she showed up, and it was a whole deal, like security deal. We would rather have it planned, right, everybody? Yes, yes. Yes, not waiting outside the bus stop or something, you know. Bus stop. What are you talking about? I don't know, I'm just trying to come with something.

No, no, bus stop, like, you know, you get off the bus and there she was waiting for you. Like, hey! But we don't ride the bus. None of us ride the bus. Well, some of you guys do. No, we don't. No one takes the city bus. Okay, now he just digging, is trying to dig a different tunnel out.

Melissa, thank you. Hope you have a great day. Thank you for sharing that. Tell your husband hi. I will. Thank you guys. He knows nobody rides a city bus. What's he talking about?

And then also he went right after Abby and he's called her phone screener. She's not, she does so much more than just screen phone calls. That's what she does right now. But she's also helping produce segments. She also works for the podcast network. You could have said anybody. Yeah. You could have said himself.

What if I leave the show one day? If I hit the lottery, yes. But I mean, realistically, she's the lowest on the totem pole. So she's most likely to leave for a job that. There's lower. Not sign on her arm He's right there He's right technically

It's time for the good news With Amy Emily Ryan lives in Cincinnati Ohio and she owns a flower shop It's called Petal and Stem And she takes leftover flowers from big events Like corporate events, weddings, all that

If there's anything left over she takes them to the hospital to brighten people's day. And she thought of this idea when she herself had to spend some time in the hospital. And she realized, man, I could really like liven this place up a little bit, bring joy to people, bring color into the place. And so that's what she does. So nothing goes to waste. And once a month, she also goes to Ronald McDonald House to teach kids there how to make floral arrangements. People from the community have volunteered with her.

Trader Joe's will donate flowers so she can do that. So everyone's getting involved and I just thought it was a really good idea. That's so much time dedicated to this. Good for her. Like that is, she's just volunteering with what she's already good at and making a difference. Yeah, and she's making sure that stuff isn't going to go to waste. Also funerals, like some of those flowers just get thrown away. She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'll take them to the hospital.

I don't like talking about death. It's a new thing now. It's like staying away from her for some reason. You haven't think about it always. Yeah, I don't think about death. I'm just on you. I like her. I like her.

She's volunteering her time. She's doing what she's good at. To give to others, A plus. Okay, flowers from baby showers. We'll talk about life. Yeah. New life. Yeah.

Yes, thank you. That is a great story. Shout out to her. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'll say it.

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It's Will Farrell. Woo-woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up-and-coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah.

He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you, you. You're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore. It's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there.

Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL. draft, and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East-West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects.

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Which is it just kind of laying off digital for 30 days. What does it mean digital though? My phone. Certain apps. And it's not the phone entirely. I can still make phone calls, texts, stuff like that. But like no social media. No, I have a slot machine game on there.

I have a golf game on there. No games. No time wasters. Even TV. Big time waster. Video games. You're not watching any television for 30 days? Not really, no.

What is not really? Here's the deal. If my kids are watching a basketball game, it's on TV, I can watch. Okay. But I'm not purposely going to watch my TV in Zone Out. What about the digital part where you're up here on the show? That's work that has to happen. But for eight, nine, ten hours a day, you're still on social media.

But that's not enjoyable. I'm going to post. I'm going to post on social media. This sounds like the worst digital detox I've ever heard. Yes. And I was on Instagram earlier and he was shaming me. Yeah? Because we go to the same church.

It's a church thing. The church was like, let's do 30 days. And I'm like, Amy, are you ready? She's like, no, no. No, and they specifically said, I get for some of you with your job, you probably it's not the same thing. Yeah, Eddie's on for 10 hours a day. And he's like he's going to a detox.

Right. But when I'm not at work, though, I'm detox. Yeah, but you're all caught up. Who cares? Yeah. And Jesus also says, don't judge. And also you got to. And you're judging me.

That's true, too. And also at night, you send in like links to stories. So you have to get on the internet to look for story. I should probably stop doing that, huh? No, you can't say. Oh, yeah. Does he get like a, this is a religious. Yes, if he said that.

Right. If he said to me, lunch floss, that's not bad. I like that move. Because of religious reasons, I am not able to do this part of the job. I would absolutely respect that. I would almost be sure that the church is not saying that at all. They're not saying, I think really they said don't, if it's your job, you got to do that. But like anything extra on top of that.

And you can't be claiming you're doing a detox because you're still on the internet more hours of the day than you're not. You know what I did this morning? I drove without the radio on. Wait, what? It's not even... That was crazy. The front screen is digital, but radio itself is not digital. That's digital, bud.

And it was crazy, too. I think you're thinking about a technology detox. You know what I heard when the radio was off and the music wasn't on? My car squeaks a lot. This is the dumbest detox ever heard of. How did he was going to say God? No. Not yet.

You got like four hours plus sleep that you're actually detoxing. Hey, man. They said do it however it suits your life. And that's what I'm doing. This sounds like lunchbox. He always wants days off for different religious holidays. Ash Wednesday, but you guys never give it to me. Even though.

He does not celebrate them. Everybody's like, I'd like to have these days off because of religious reasons. I mean, I can never make it to church because Ash Wednesday, I'm always here. Oh, man, that's no good. I know. It's terrible. I see everybody else in there judging me. They're like, oh, you didn't go? I'm like, no, man, work.

Is your wife doing the detox? Yeah, we're both doing it. No, you're not doing it. Yeah, dude. We're all in. But you're watching TV? If the game's on and the boys are watching it. If Instagram's on my phone, I'll just keep.

I'm not going to check the feed on Instagram. I will not. even during this show. Not doing it. Did you do that thing where you can make your phone black and white? No. Oh. What's that?

So you can take your phone and I don't know if it goes full black and white, but it removes some of the color because there is something that our eyes and our brains are drawn to and all the colors. So if you sort of dim it down, you're not as attracted to it. I did not know that was the case. I turn on brighter. I turn the colors to be even more light. I love my phone.

I don't think I have an unhealthy relationship with my phone. And I put my phone away. I've not used my phone for a full week. Period. No phone, no anything. And it was fine. After about the first eight hours, we were like, I need to check. You go, you know what? If it comes, it comes. I didn't think I had an unhealthy relationship with my phone, but I rely on it a lot. Maps, weather, you know what I started doing? Yes, but those are general things that we, yesterday. I went outside and I said, hey, it's sunny. And I walked inside. Digital detox. So what do you do when you need to get somewhere and you don't know where you're going?

So check this out. So I got on my phone for a second. I did the map. You can use GPS? Not on the car. I don't think that's the point of this, Eddie. The point's not to avoid all technology. It's to rid yourself of anything digitally, like social media, that makes us feel lesser than or puts unrealistic expectations on ourselves. I haven't thought about ordering an old school map just in case. Of Nashville. The town.

Just to get around. How do you wake up in the morning? The alarm. Oh, I don't. Oh, no. Is that digital? Or do you buy a rooster? It's the clock.

It's an old clock. You hire a knocker, like back of the day they'd knock on your window. Okay. It's going to be a tough 30 days, Eddie. Oh, it's going to be tough, man. And your detox. I'm going to do it. And they say that at the end of this, I'm going to feel a lot better about myself.

Your poor wife is actually doing it, and you get to like spend all day digitaling it up. He's literally like video producer. Yes. These are all businesses or brands that people say wrong. We pronounce them. I gave some examples just a second ago. Some people call Nike Nike. Just if they read it, they don't hurt it.

That sounds tough for me to. Another one would be I-K-E-A. It's not IKEA. It's IKEA. IKEA. IKEA, right. So let's put McKenzie on in Sacramento, California. McKenzie, good morning.

How are you? Good. How are you? Doing pretty good. So we're going to play this game. Which of the show members would you like to represent you as we try to identify these famous brands? Amy. Okay, Amy will probably do the best, I think.

You think so? You think so. So we'll put her on hold. Amy, I need to take your ears out. Okay. Because you can't hear the pronunciation that we're going to do up here. Okay. Okay.

So, you can't hear it. Ray, play the Nike one again. Nike. Could you hear that? Yes. Oh, boy. Where's it coming from? Because you're holding your ears in your hands, maybe.

Okay. Say it, do it again? Nike. Yes. I hear it from like over by you. Something's coming out of your... What? Oh, no.

Nike. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's that coming from? The glass room? Nike. Oh, maybe it's bouncing off. It seems like it's coming from you. Can she do earmuffs?

Can we trust her with that? Try this. Yeah. Well, yeah. Nike. Are you playing it? Hold on a second. Hold on.

Nike. Where's it coming from? There's a speaker in where? The glass room? Nike. Somebody's headphones are... I've lowered it. Nike.

Nike. It could be lunches. Nike. But guys, if I just do this, I don't hear it. I hear you. Nike. I don't know. Nike.

Well, I'll tell you what. We'll have her earmuff. We won't say earmuff. Leave all this in the podcast, by the way. Okay, Amy, so you'll take your headphones off. Okay. You won't be able to hear, because we're going to let the listeners hear the accurate pronunciation. And then you'll guess, okay?

There's seven of these. Are you ready? Are your ears closed? Yes. Okay. Wait, she heard that. She heard me say, are you ears close? Okay, close your ears.

Okay, close your ears. Okay, play the first pronunciation. Portia. Okay, Amy, clear your ears and say the name. of this. Okay. Keep your headphones out. Okay.

Porsche. Porsche. That is correct. Porsche. Why do you guys? That's a little suss. Yeah, that's suss. I've never heard anyone say Porsche.

No, no. In my life. Okay, so I know this because Bobby and I have a mutual friend, Nick. He used to work there. That's true. And he does always. I said something like, oh, are you still working at Porsche? You guys, you mean Porsche?

Okay. Fair enough. All right. Let's go. Because a lot of these are designer brands she's going to get. Okay. And play this one in the lunchbox? Or sorry, Ray.

Hermes. Okay. What are you mad about? I don't know. I think you should hold up the sign first and then play. It's a handbag. Hey, that's not a bad idea, but I know. I know, but the question is.

We used to play it like that, but I want to be able to play along. Otherwise, they can't see if he's favor. Okay, you know what? I trust her. I believe her. Guys, you want me to leave the room? Mike Diaz playing hold music in the ears. There we go.

I think, guys, I think she would have got those anyway. Okay. Okay, here's the next one. Louis Vuitton. Wow. Are you ready for me? I'm ready for you. Take your headphones up.

Louis Vuitton. No way. What is it? No way. What? Louis Vuitton. Oh, come on. Louis Vuitton.

That's my accent. Viton. It's a Vitton. Vitton. Mike, I don't think we give her that one. Vitton. No. That's how you say it.

Louis Vuitton. He says it too. The pronunciation is Louis Vuitton. I said it rude. You said Louis Vuitton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you say it. Listen, we're hitting scraps on this one.

Okay, I'm in. Here we go. Next one up. Oh, you better get that right. Go. Hyundai. Hyundai. Hyundai. That's an important one.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let's try another one. Audi. Hold on. Go ahead. Okay. Um Why

Why would this one be tricky? Isn't it Audi? Audi Correct. Yeah, good job. Versace. Versace. Oh, can do you.

What is it? What is it? Versace. Versace. Versace. Versace. Versace? Yeah.

Okay, here we go. Next up. Adidas. This one, I think we all say wrong because it's like, we all say Adidas, but isn't it like Adidas. Adidas.

Adidas. We'll give them to you. The guy's name was Adolf. Adolf. Adidas? No, that's where Adidas comes from. Yeah, I wasn't going to talk about that. Exactly. German.

In air, they talk about it. Wow. Okay. Here we go. Gucci. empty. Gucci. Now I'm questioning myself because I got Louis Vuitton and Versace wrong.

You didn't get either one of them. Right. That's what I just said. But you've argued both of them. Right, because I feel like I was saying it right. And I feel like this is Gucci. Is that your answer? House of Gucci.

I'm watching the show. Gucci. Gucci. Gushi. House of Gucci. Gucci. Gucci is correct. Okay.

All right. See, Amy was an easy win there on that one, though. All right. McKinsey, you win because Amy won there. Yeah. All right. We're going to give you a $50. Sonic gift card. Congratulations for playing.

I think anybody else would have struggled mightily at that game. What kind of gift cards you're getting? Sonic. Are you sure you said that, right? So Nick. Sonic. Sonique, yes. There's a voicemail from Heather in Dayton, Ohio. My son has a joke that he wants to share with the show and Amy.

Okay, Chaton, tell him your joke. You only hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it, but I'm... Good job. We love you. guys have a great day. You know what? Did you hear it? Do you want to hear a joke about conception? Construction.

And then he said, I thought I said conception. I was like, bro. I know. And then he goes, I'm still working on it. Got it. Construction, huh? I was like, he's doing blue comedy at like age five. Wow.

Okay. You thought he said conception? Because that would work too. I'm still working on it, right? Yeah. Coming from him. Yeah. A little too young.

Okay, here's Tracy in Northern Kentucky. I have a movie recommendation for you guys. It's on Apple Plus. It's called Ghosted. It stars Chris Evans and Anna to Armas. Chris plays a man who falls in love on the first date. Of course, this reminded me of Abby immediately. Sorry, Abby.

I won't say more because I don't want to spoil it, but it is a great movie. You guys will all love it. Movie, Mike, have you seen it? Is it good? Me? 59% audience scoring Rotten Tomatoes. Eish.

That's not good either. Well, Tracy, we appreciate that. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Researchers are saying that we use a emojis to hide our real feelings. Oh, yeah. I agree. Yeah, sometimes you've got to put an emoji to actually counter what your real feeling is so they don't miss inter...

Because if it's like if I'm being kind of sassy... Because you know, I get sometimes... Yeah, totally. You know, and I mean the message to come across is sassy, but I'll still put a little laughing emoji beside it. Really? Yeah, it kind of disarant. That doesn't mean you're really laughing? Yeah, but it's all about emoji placements.

And they know I'm irritated or upset, but I've put a laughing one beside it. They're kind of confused. they don't take it completely negatively. So I guess that is hiding it a little bit. That's a, you know, an example would be putting a happy emoji when you're trying to make a message seem a little more positive, even though the person should totally be experiencing negative emotions. Yeah, sassy. It throws everybody off and they say that there's a possible link between those that hide their feelings in mental health,

but more research must be done in that area. And I'm like, well, it seems obvious to me. Yeah. Gee, I don't want to be committed to being sassy. I just want to think I probably am. You know, but emojis now in some cases are admissible in court because it is considered communication. We now communicate. Oh, yeah.

I mean, you would think because like drug symbols in court, a little snowflake. Tell us more. Let me tell us more about what? See, she gets way. What? I guess so. She get way detailed about stuff. I'm a mom.

I'm a mom. But also. Snowflake. Okay, I don't know. I'm making that one up. She's like, you know, needles and snowflakes. Okay, what else? Okay, but as a parent, too, it makes me worry about our kids and how they're communicating and they don't, they're not learning how to express the real emotions by just using emotions.

I mean, this is every generation where every parent is concerned about if it's the phone, if it's emojis, if it's the telegram. Who knows? You know, there are all these ways through time that, well, it's just not like it used to be. So the only thing that's the same is everything, you know? Yeah. Thank you. All right. Bed Bath and Beyond went bankrupt and stopped accepting those 20% off coupons last week. But if you haven't thrown them out yet, other retailers are taking them.

No way. Yeah. Dude, that's the thing. We should find some and see if we'll get to buy a car with it. Ooh. Like he goes to the local Hyundai dealership. Hey, I got this coupon. Can I get, man, wouldn't that be awesome if everywhere just honored it?

That'd be cool. I'd go to the Apple store probably. It's just 20 bucks though, right? No, it's 20%. Oh, wow. One fifth of the price. And I haven't had a phone case on my phone in like two months. And the thing is, if you don't have a case, there's no rubber on the back.

so it slides constantly, boom, but it hasn't broken yet. I don't care to jinx it or not. Yet. I've dropped it probably 50 times and it hasn't broken. So I'd go to the Apple store. I got a couple things I need to get, oh, can you imagine if everybody use that coupon? Maybe check fillet?

Everybody that I know of yet. So far, we got Big Lott's. You can use it there till May 7th. And then the container store. Must be owned by the same people, huh? But isn't Big Lott's Walmart? I don't know. No?

I don't know. I just thought these companies are being smart. Like, hey, we'll bring you into our store. We'll accept it. Got it. And then you do your shopping there. But good point. Maybe they are related.

May 31st is the cutoff. Related like their cousins. Maybe they are kin. Yeah, go ahead. May 31st is the cutoff for the container store. So pretty cool. Post Malone shared that he's been in the studio lately working on new music and that he's the happiest he's ever been. Now, in the photo that he posted on social media with this, there was these camo cowboy boots.

With some people are like, hey, what are the cowboy boots for? Is that a hint? Are you working on country? music and some country artists like Ernest and Mitchell Timpennie were commenting on there and he has said before that he would love to work with George Strait and Toby Keith.

I think Post Malone's one of the few people I would go, oh, that makes sense. And Post Malone has done so much within the country music walls just for fun. You can watch some of the TikToks he did with like Brad Paisley. You can watch a lot of the songs that he's covered from other artists. He's

consistently done country music without going, I'm a country artist. but he's also from Texas. You know, I'd be into it. And I really don't like when people go, I'm going to do this little country project just to see what happens. But I think Post Malone has been so consistent

with his love for country for the last seven years or so. And it's also really good, the stuff that he does when he covers some of these songs. So, yeah, I give it two thumbs up. Same. Yeah, it'd be good. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's Pile of Story.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Betty Glover is a 91-year-old and she lives in Phoenix, Oregon. And for the last 10 years, she's been a bagger at the grocery store. Hello, Sonny. What you like? A real impression? Paper or plastic.

Like a slag. I'd be dying. Well, I mean, she's 91 years old, guys. Can you imagine going through her line and her putting the items in the bag? Well, people felt bad. Like, man, she's 91. She's still working. They talk to her.

She's like, look, I got to pay from medication. I got to pay off the fifth wheel of my trailer. And so someone set up a go fund me, raised $80,000. Now she can retire. Love it. I thought she would be doing it because she loved the grocery store or just allowed her to get out. No. She's still working.

Oh, man. Didn't have that 401k. Wow. But, I mean, can you, listen, an 91-year-old, they probably can't live very much. So I bet you she should put one item in the bag, put it in your cart. One item in that bag. Put it in the cart. I'm looking at her being interviewed here and she looks like she's...

She's not that slow. She got pretty good energy. I'm going to be honest with you. But I do like it. The people stepped up so she can retire. Yeah, because I remember when I worked at the grocery store and I bag groceries, the older people would be like, oh, don't make the bag's too heavy. And I'd put like three items like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

All right, fine, here, put it in the bag. I'll put it in your cart. One bag? Yeah, one item. One item. Okay, that impression. Great story. Love the people stepped up for her.

Congrats, Betty. Thank, congrats, Betty. If you want to come visit me in my trailer. It sounds like Bill Clinton meets like a sloth. It does. All right, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way,

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My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network, it's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch. with them one day and I was like and dad I think I want to really give this a shot I don't know what that

means but I just know the groundlings I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent he said if it was based solely on talent I wouldn't worry about you which is really sweet yeah he goes but there's so much luck involved and he's like just give it a shot he goes but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore it's okay to quit if you saw it written down It would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there.

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I was just watching the news, and I'm pretty sure I've seen Morgan number two on the news, talking about how people have been stealing cars from the gym. Yeah, I just wondered about how lunchbox might feel about Morgan number two making the news and not him. It's on in Knoxville as well. Apparently, I guess it was not just in Nashville. I did not know that. They used this story in a lot of places around the country. Wow.

So, first of all, congratulations, Morgan. Thank you. at the right place at the right time, just walking into the gym. Watchbox, your thoughts? Oh, this dude just calls her in his little laugh. I mean, so annoying. Sounds like he's drowning. You do that impression.

Yeah, it does. It sounds like he's drowning. No, you. No, you. That's what he sounded like. Are you more annoyed that she's on the news that he called to kind of stick it to you? Probably that he called to stick it to me because that means someone actually saw it. Because before no one actually saw it.

No one cared. Morgan had to brag on herself. Oh, look at me. I'm on the news. No one had seen it. Now this dude sees it in a different city. Have you seen it though? Yeah, I've seen it.

And I saw it when I talked about it. He just didn't believe me. He didn't want to believe that it happened. Nobody else had seen it. Like, no listeners. I don't watch the news. Oh, so low. Now it's all over the country.

She just went viral for it. No, she didn't go viral. All right, time to go over to Amy. Let's get in the morning corny. The morning corny. What happens when you put your hand in the blender? Wow. This is not good.

What happens when you put your hand in the blender? You get a handshake. That was the morning corny. That's pretty good. I think all you're going to feel like this ain't right. But if you do think, oh, that's cool, let me know. There is a new board game. It is a Christian Ouija board.

It's called the Holy Spirit board. It's a Ouija board that claims to allow users to directly communicate with Jesus. They're making money. money off this. That's crazy. The layout is that of a Ouija board. Very similar. It's decorated with Christian symbols like Jesus, three angels on a dove. And instead of the triangular pendant on a Ouija board,

the Holy Spirit board uses a golden cross. Thirty bucks on Amazon. It's from, I saw this story in odditycentral.com. So the Christian Ouija board. And the letters are like, if you were to picture sunglasses, the rounds, all the letters are on the rounds there basically.

So how do you feel about the Christian Ouija board Amy? I mean I don't I wouldn't play it they're just trying to capitalize off the Christians that can't play the original I guess the original OuG board OG The OG wheege because at my church no no

No no like they would tell us From the pulpit to get Those Ouija boards out of your home But isn't it even more sacrilege Than a regular Ouija Where it's like a game and it's like Who knows who you could be talking to? You can just be like Oh it's Uncle Max or it's our

You can make up who it is. Yeah. With this, it's giving you a direct line to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Oh, my goodness. Or is... No.

I like how you thought about it was like. Are you humoring that it could be real? I'm trying to play devil's advocate. I'm like, oh, what if the Lord gave this person the idea to do this is another way to reach people? I don't know.

But he's talking back because the letters spell something. No, it doesn't move, guys. I know. Somebody's moving it, though. Every time. How do you feel about the Christian Ouija board?

I don't like it. I have my way of talking to God and Jesus, not by the board. I don't like it. Lunchbox? I love it. It lets you get in touch with God. Like, you know what I mean? Maybe you don't have time to go to church, but you got time to play the Christian board?

What? Do you know what a Ouija board is? Are you familiar with it? Yeah. What? It's like the devil. No. And so this is like talking to God.

It's not really supposed to be the devil. No. It's, you can talk to dead people. Spirits. Yeah. Basically, spirits, dead people. ghost, whatever. And you ask it a question and it goes to different letters and it spells out. It's like, what should I do today? And they write, G, Y, M. You're like, I didn't move it. It says

go to the gym. And then everybody believes it and freaks out. It's so dope. I mean, this one, like I got this as a last resort because I was in dire need to speak with Jesus. And he seemed to be avoiding me in all my prayers. After setting it up at one minutes and 16 seconds, I made contact. I mean, that is giving someone an avenue. I love it. That's a made-up review, isn't it? No, it's a verified purchase. But that doesn't.

By Josh? No, gear grinder. He's with five stars, direct line to Jesus. I don't. I mean, you can just, direct line to Jesus is just a prayer. That's a prayer board or something. But to claim that Jesus talks back with you because you're putting the thing on the letter, it does feel a little sacrilege.

Amy did make a good point, though, that the marketing. team is like, hey, we've got half the demo here. The non-believers, and then the believers don't buy it. So now let's make one for the believers. I wouldn't want this in the house. I wouldn't want this in any way as a gift or anything. Like many others, I doubted the existence of the Lord and Savior

Jesus Christ. I was foolishly thinking for myself and trying to understand the world with my misguided logic and then I got the board and it changed me. I mean, that is from Thomas Goss, five-star review. Does he know Gear Grinder? They buddies or anything? They played together.

No, but his review says, I was wrong. Guys, let's get it. No, I ain't getting it. No, I ain't getting it. Played 8B tomorrow. I ain't getting it. Far away. Played after 8th of the kids in school.

I want to go talk to Brandy, who lives in Arkansas, who wants to talk about this Ouija board situation, just generally. Brandy, what do you have to say here? Well, I want to chime in on this conversation. So when I was a senior in high school, one of my classmates brought a Ouija board to say. school and had it in our English class. So our teacher, we were kind of the troublemakers of the class.

The teacher had already told us to put it up several times. So we were just trying to give her a hard time. So we was asking her what her middle name was. She said, I'm not telling you, and I'm not telling you again to put that up. Well, we asked the Ouija Board what her middle name was. it spelled out J-O-R-E-N-E Joe Rean

and when we said the name out loud she had the most terrified look on her face and she pulled out her driver's license and that was her middle name somebody new somebody in the group knew come on Brande somebody one of your classmates knew

I really don't think so she was embarrassed of her middle name she was very private But I don't know. We really believed it. And the look on her face was, it was just terrifying. Somebody knew. I'm telling you, there wasn't some spirit giving you the teacher's middle name.

How many hands were on the Ouija board? There was five of it. Yeah, somebody knew. Come on. Brandy, think about it. One of those kids is lying to you. That bet the teacher set them up. The teacher set him up.

I really don't think so. Yeah, let's each like, hey, look. I'm going to tell you guys to put it up. And here's my middle name. It's a whole bit. I've done a bit like that. and told one of the kids and they'd have done. And they'd be like, oh, we're never doing again.

Oh, we're going to hell. You know, that kind of thing? For sure the teacher was in on it. But it's a good story. Randy, do you believe in the Ouija board? I do and I don't. I'm complicated. I'm 50-50 on it.

What about the one now where they're selling it saying you can talk to Jesus? I might to try it just to see. I'm not against it. Famous last words. Yeah. I'm going for it. I would try it. Okay. Well, we appreciate that call. I hope you have a good day. All right. You tell you today I want to tell everybody hi, and I just want to tell lunchbox, you are my favorite.

You make my day every day. Thank you for being so smart. All my way to work. All right, Brandy, have a good day. See you later. Y'all too. Thank you. For sure, the teacher was in on it. For sure. She pulled out of driver's license.

Like you said. This is from the National Academy of Sciences. If you're not happy, more money won't put a smile on your face. It will make your life even on. happier. Researchers found that about 80% of people, those who are already relatively happy, the higher their income, the happier they got. If they

were already happy, it just made them happier. In contrast, people who start off unhappy, or at even negative 1. If 0 is the baseline, and positive 1 is you're starting to get happy to up to 5. Negative 1 is the under. That, if you're

negative 1, you just got less happy. So lunchbox, so go to you, the guy who thinks money changed everything all the time. But first of all, what is he, a negative 3? 3. No, I'm not a negative 3. 5. Wow. You're right, 7. You just stay angry at everybody for no reason. No, I don't say angry at everybody. And I'm not angry at everybody. I just tell them how it is. I'm not

you know, Patty Cake, oh, everybody's great, everybody's wonderful. Some people are bad, some people aren't good at things. But you will attack people on the show and they've done nothing to deserve it. Okay. Abby, an example of that. You just... No, I just... That's jealousy. Okay, got it. Here's the thing. These researchers are idiots. Money makes everybody happier. I have never if you walk up to anybody on the street and you get them a $100 bill, guess what?

They're instantly going to be happier. No matter what. I think they're talking about a general happiness, life happiness, not five minutes of happiness. It's the difference in drinking a chocolate milkshake where you're like, ooh, I feel so good for a minute. Because I feel like, versus the next three or four hours, you're like, oh, I wish I wouldn't had that milkshake. No, because you're looking at the person

that's struggling. Negative one because, man, I can barely pay the bills. Oh, I don't know if I'm going to have my rent this month. Give him a million dollars. Guarantee you, they're going to be a plus two because guess what? Ain't got worried about rent. Moving out of this shack. Let's go. Mansion. I mean, it makes things easier, but it doesn't... And happier. When things are easier, does it make you happier? Or do you like it when it's harder, Amy? Do you want more money right now? Absolutely. Okay, you're probably doing better than you've ever done on your whole life and I've never heard you money hungrier. Oh, I'm telling you. I always don't know. That's my point. That's my point with him.

It doesn't got none happy because he wants more and more and more. It's like, I need more. I need money. I need money. Well, my bank account doesn't say it. And this is probably the best that he's ever done as far as we've been doing the show a long time. The show's got a new level of success. Yet, he's angrier and more jealous, I think, than he's ever been because he wants more. Because I look at those people with the Lambos and yachts. And I'm like, man, I strive to be that. Like, it was pretty cool when I got my jet ski.

Like, that was my I made it moment in life. And then I realized, man, there's more than jet skis out there. There's yacht. So that opens your eyes to how much there was. There's hot tub boats. Yes. Like I was in a limited view of just jet skis. Yachts and hot tub.

And I realized, whoa, there's more. So that money actually made you unhappier because you didn't realize what you did not have. I disagree. That jet ski brought me so much joy and satisfaction out on the lake. Ripping up the waste. What people think when they saw you on the jet ski? They're like, that dude is living life. Like, that dude has made it.

What? Maybe they thought you rented it. No. Were you single when you had the jet ski? Yeah. And how did that work out for you? Man, I'd take chicks out on that thing. They'd hold on in the back and I'd sometimes throw them off. I'll let me come get you and I'd come back. They'd think I'm going to bend over and hand them and not spraying them with the water. What?

And they like that? That's fun. A little joke. Man, that jet ski. Why don't you get another one? Well, now it's hard with kids. They can't really, I mean, we have to go zoom, zoom. We wouldn't really get to tear it up on the water. don't have anywhere to put it. I mean, it's just, it's not,

um, you didn't have anywhere to put it the first time. You're right. But I'm saying, like, now, I was just single with three kids. I mean, they're not going to want to go on the jet ski. It's not as fun.

Like, you're not. You could go, though. Yeah, but my kids are just going to sit on the shore. I mean, I leave them home. Yeah. And I can't just grab a chicken, get her on the back.

Room. Room. We're your wife. I could do that. I didn't think about that. You didn't? You thought I can't even get a chick and it never popped into your head that that chick could be your wife. Yeah, y'all can get a sitter and y'all could have a day at the lake.

You can spray her with oil. That's not exciting. No, that is kind of exciting. Get her in a bikini, get her out there. Yeah. Maybe the top comes off when I... Okay. Anyway, they looked at like 40,000 people and put them all on a scale and what they saw over time,

I think it was like a five-year average that people generally did not get happier with more money. then why do people go in and ask for raises? You know what I'm good. I'm good. Eddie. Are you good, really? No one's saying to the rest of your life are you. No one's saying you're not getting a bigger toolbox and you're able to actually eliminate some of the stresses. Right.

And constant struggles. But we're talking about general happiness. Maybe this will help. I literally just had this conversation yesterday with a friend that reached a certain level of success that never thought was possible making more money than me to all. and literally the words out of his mouth were and I don't, it's something just feels off like I feel like I need to do deeper work within me because I'm not feeling.

That's pretty good problem to have that. I'll be honest with you. I want that to be a happier. That's a good problem. That's a good problem. You want to have that problem. But he was still, something was still missing. He thought that was going to solve everything and it didn't. Correct. Correct. That's pretty good thing you have to figure out. I know. I'm going to sleep better with a $100 bill pillow. Nobody used $100 bill pillow.

I mean, that was awesome. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,

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and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come. Look for up and kind of. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah.

He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah. It would not be...

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Let's go over and talk to Nicole in Alabama, who's on the phone right now. Hey, Nicole, what's going on? Hey, Bobby. Morning studio. Morning. Oh my goodness. Okay.

I am in the car with my two kids headed to school, and we wanted to call and see if y'all would sing the Tuesday song for us. You know, we almost never do the Tuesday song unless someone calls in and requests the Tuesday song. We semi-retired it. We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll do it. Just to go.

Anybody feel like being Tuesday? Are you ready right now? I mean, I feel like I'm never quite ready because everybody hates Tuesday. But I wanted to do a song that kind of showed everybody. how amazing Tuesday actually is. So what we'll do, Nicole, is we're going to hang up on you so you guys can listen in your car, but we really appreciate you calling. Tell the kids, we say hello, okay? Okay.

All right. Bye, Nicole. Okay. Hit it, DJ. Here we go. This song is all about Tuesday and don't be hating on a day. Let's go. It just exists.

Live your life. Here we go, Tuesday. The best day of the week, you all know what's my time. So I made a song about Tuesday. So happens it rhymes the lowest number of crimes. A super bingo at nine. Don't know how you do your job. Tuesday, this is how I do mine.

The sun comes up. There's a smile on my mouth. Why? Because I love Tuesday. It's the first thing I shout. Free Zumba this morning. Every Tuesday at 5. I got my spandex on.

It's time to head to the Y. I say, Tuesday. H-O-A. Tuesday. Housewife's going booze. I'm just talking about Tuesday. Okay. It's Tuesday.

Is my recycling on the curb as I drive off? Yep. My recycling's on the curve. I mean, Fridays are fine because they're casual and all. But I'm always. more productive on my Tuesday conference call my after work plans. I got my spray tan. I'm drinking lemon water adding me some cayenne.

Pebbles and bam bam. I'm watching C-SPAN. And then it's two-for-one is Sonic with a conie in each hand. I'm saying Tuesday. HOA Tuesday. Housewives going booze. Just talking about Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tuesday. Brown cow goes Moose Day. Eat some cash Tuesday. I'm just talking about. Tuesday. Here we go. On a Tuesday. I go to Croma, on a Tuesday.

I'm playing Pokemon. On a Tuesday. Came out of my mom on a Tuesday. Wow. That's the dumbest song ever heard of my life. But you know what? It's us. Come on.

That's how we do it. Well, nobody's passionate about Tuesday. I wanted to corner that market. Right. Want to be the Tuesday gal, you know? Not a good guy to be if you ask me. You got it. Nobody cares.

All right, thank you very much for that. Let me go over and talk to Dion in Gallatin. Dion, what's going on? Dion, you're on the show. Morning, Bobby. Morning, Studio. Morning. Gotcha.

He's back. He's back. All right, Dion, what's going on? No, much. So, I just wanted to call and say on the money thing. Spongebox is right for once. And that kills me to say. So if you don't have money, I don't care how hot.

you are with your life and everything else, you will be unhappy. If you can't pay your bills, you're not happy no matter what. I don't know that this research was done on poverty and billionaires. I think it's mostly done on if they walk out and just grab folks, the random people they get. If you give somebody money,

they actually turn into more of what they really are. It allows them to be more of what they really are. as someone who grew up very poor and is now doing really well. I can tell you I'm basically the same. The only thing that has helped change my life a bit is not money at all, but it's having a wife. And she don't cost a thing. We actually get a tax break. Who knew?

So I get to be in one of those situations where I've been on both sides of it deeply, on both sides. These are more of who you were. That's why some people are awful when they get rich because now they can be rich and they can just be awful to people because that's who they really were. And some people get kinder. So I hear you, but it's not, this study isn't done on,

we're going and finding the most impoverished people and then we're going to go to billionaires. It's really done on what the basic, generic average American is. And they're saying if you give someone, and they're also not saying a billion dollars, they're saying, but if you give somebody and you take them to the different bracket,

what it does is open their eyes to go, look what, I didn't even know what I was missing, but what can I get? What else can I get? And lunchbox said that and he was like, you know, I don't know how good. I didn't have it until I got a jet ski. And then I want a yacht. No, no, no. A hot tub boat. Yeah. Yeah. Two things. So that's all. I'm not even fighting for the scientists. I'm just kind of telling you what their research is based upon. And also telling you my story. I'm the same. I get to do. I like to tip more.

It's pretty cool. we get to go that's a good meal i'll tip you 80 100% that's pretty cool because i always counted on tips growing up so that's what's up that that's all it is i appreciate that call dion and i absolutely understand your point but i think just the understanding of what the scientific research was i think that's maybe where i lacked in explaining that but it's on the podcast if you want to hear it and the weed you board that lets you talk to jesus apparently that's the weirdest story go check out the bobby Don't Show podcast as soon as the show is over. All right, time for the news.

Bobby's Big. Stories. Get married, get fat. Excuse me? That's the headline? What do you mean? It's from Better Homes and Gardens magazine, but what they did is they researched a random sample of 3,000 Americans

between the ages of 20 and 64. They found that married men tend to put on weight because they eat better and they lead a less active lifestyle. Eat better as a more. I just see more. I don't know about better. Eat more. Also adding to marriage-induced fat is the fact that social pressures to say slim decline after you get married because who you stand slim for.

So thoughts, Eddie? 100%. As soon as I got married, I got fat. Yep. Lunchbox? I disagree. My wife just doesn't cook enough. You're malnourished?

Yeah. I mean, you think, oh, we're going to have so much food. We're going to have home-cooked meals. We're going to have all this extra. No, that doesn't happen. So I don't know. I didn't get fat. I haven't, I don't think yet.

I can see myself kind of waiting in that water eventually. And I think maybe I would if I didn't have to be visually acceptable for some of the jobs that I do. That's a good way to put in it. I think I'm going to be like, who cares? But I haven't, and she definitely has it. Like, she's continued to stay super fit. The reason your dog licks you. Dogs lick people and other dogs for a whole variety of reasons researchers found,

puppies will lick their moms or owners as a sign of affection or when asking for food mostly. once they're adults licking becomes a sign of submission to an authority figure doggy kisses are a way for your pet to feel better as well licking releases endorphins that calm and relieve stress that's from mental floss.com

Is this same with your cat? I don't talk about cats. Just dogs here to me. What kind of cat is like licking for the most part? A human. My cat, lick me this morning. It's how I woke up. Oh boy. I feel like you rubbed like some peanut butter on you

before you go to sleep or something so the cat will No, she sleeps right next to me and she just started licking me. A guy's accused of killing a fake parking attendant over a $40 charge, a fake $40 charge. Oh, okay. Before returning back to his date. I mean, this dude, the dude scammed him. Say, hey, you need to pay $40, pay to $40. But then they say, police say Eric Aguier, 29 years old, him and his day to park their car near downtown Houston.

He goes, all right, $20 for each of your cars. So he paid the $40. And then they were like, hey, I think that was. not legit. So he went back to his car. He grabbed a gun. Shot him? What? Yeah, he, so he went in the restaurant. They're like, oh, I paid the parking tenant and they told him inside. That ain't real. That's not a real parking attendant. So he said, I'll be right back. And he went outside, killed the guy. And they went back in and had dinner or the date.

What on earth? That's a... And they found them because they had security footage of the couple and they put it on the news saying, hey, does anybody know this couple? And that's when she contacted police. Like, that's me. Like, what's going on? She had no idea. She had no idea. Because he just came back to the date. And acted normal. Wow. The employee said both men went out of his view, but he heard a gunshot before 8 p.m.

And then Aguire, the guy, the date guy. Nond Sean, they walked back to his car with his gun, put his gun back in the car, walked back across the street, went in the restaurant, finished the date. It's from WYMT. Now, I'm not sure what his demeanor was like. Oh, my God. But somebody that can do that probably is able to go. Anyway, so I think I'm going to have the crab cake. It sounds like he's like a professional hitman.

Or a... You know, something that just kills people, no problem. And ride it right out in the open. What honor? Crazy. Colorado quadruplets set to graduate college together. That's from News 10. A college graduation, big deal for most people, especially when those people have four quadruplet kids.

Luke, Abigail, Julia, and Rachel are quadruplets. They're going to graduate Metropolitan State University, May 12th. They have degrees in separate fields from cybersecurity. to health care to mechanical engineering. Good job by that one of the four, who's kind of the loser, who hung in there. It's just a numbers game.

I don't even know which one it is. And by loser, I mean loser right now in college, because in life, they could actually be the one that thrives and succeeds more than anybody else. But for some people, sclain it. And when you have four kids, I'm assuming one of them's kind of like,

this ain't it for me. But they did a good job to the loser of the four because they're probably going to be the winner later on. But that's pretty cool. All four of them doing it, those parents got to be pretty pumped. Aerosmith is announcing their farewell tour. And so I've seen AeroSmith like three or four times. Really?

Oh, yeah. It's a great show. I mean, they're like 100 now, so I don't know how great a show it is now. I still would imagine me pretty rocking. But you got to think they had songs on like the very, very, very late 60s and the 70s. Dream on. Crazy. So they're going to do 40 shows across North America.

That's from BBC. Aerosmith's last tour. It really is. The Cowboys right away again. Again. Americans believe they'll never have enough saved for retirement. Nearly seven to ten Americans plan to retire, but of those who don't think they will, about half, say they're not going to have enough savings to do so anyway.

That's from the New York Post, which leads me to my question. You guys have now been in touch, or at least people have reached out from our HR group to be like, hey, if you want to put money into 401K, you can because you have it here. Have either one of you guys done it? No, I've looked into it, but have not actually done it. But I have decided to take some of my money and put it into savings. Small steps. Wow.

Small steps. Lunchbox, you? No one reached out to me. Well, it was like an email sent. Oh, yeah. No, I didn't do it. Yeah. So you did get it.

Do you care at all? I do care. Do you want to retire? Yes. More than you know. Like more than you know. Like more than life itself, really. So then why not do something about it?

I'm trying. How are you trying? I don't see any effort towards retirement. I'm trying to start. start businesses. Lottery. Lottery. Well, you cost us money in the business that we did together.

No, we made money. Yeah, but you cost us money. Right, right. But you can't look at it that way. You can actually, yeah. You can look at how much you've made. No, no, no, no. We came out in the positives, right?

We were in the black. So any chance you guys start your path to actually setting up a retirement? Yeah, for sure. For sure. It's on the horizon. Good for you guys. It's right around the corner.

I do not believe it, but good for you. NYPD's asking people to put Apple air tags in their cars to help find stolen vehicles. They're stealing that much? Like put them in a trunk or something. Because when they steal the car, they ain't going to look for an air tag. It's small. It could be tucked away somewhere.

So if your vehicle stolen and there's an air tag inside of it, all you got to do is your iPhone, boop. Click find my car. And there you go. And what the city is doing, they've donated over 500 of the devices to residents for free. It costs like $29.30. But they bought a bunch of them. They're just passing them out.

That's awesome. That's from CNBC. A woman's trying to figure out why DoorDash keeps delivering hundreds of dollars worth of drinks like Gatorade and Coke to her house. They won't tell her why because they really don't know. They're just getting the orders. She called them. She could not get an answer.

But they continue to drop off over and over again. Hundreds and hundreds of dollars of drinks. Funnyest prank ever. Except for somebody did this to Amy with pizza. She moved. Not funny. She moved because she thought someone was like stalking her or casing her house or. And my theory is, I don't know this.

I promise you, I don't know anything about it. Somebody on the show was doing it. And now they're just too embarrassed because you moved. Right. I mean, I could see that. possible and maybe a few years from now someone will finally come clean. I'm over it now, so if anybody wants to just confess to it, it's fine. No chance you're over. I wouldn't be over. You moved houses.

Yeah, that's big deal. You had to buy a new house. Anybody want to confess to anything? I mean, if you went to draft kings and you were like, what are the odds? Odds are probably lunchbox. He's the favorite. He's at like minus 220. Sure. Yeah. Guys, I didn't do it. Pizza would just show up at her house. This for Amy? Hilarious. There you go. And then she'd be like, this is weird. I can't. do this anymore because it just kept coming.

Finally, Steve Martin and Martin Short announced season three of only murders in the building will premiere August 8th. Yes. Which is pretty cool. It's a good show. A lot of actors in the room here. A lot of you guys that think your actors want to try acting. If you could guest star on one TV show, what would it be? You get to do, you get to actually have words.

Okay. Yeah. So it's not going to be like your play. Oh, gosh. Is it current or just any show ever? Whatever you want. It's not a real thing, so I can't make it happen. So you can just pick anything you want.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Completely hypothetical. Lunchbox. Ted Lassow. Good, Eddie. Yeah, the bear. I want to be a cook, chef. Amy.

I'm going to be on Friends. Good. Morgan? It would be any superhero TV show, really. It could be CW, Marvel, D.C., whatever. That would be cool. Hey, Ramundo, you ever wanted to act? I have a little bit, but nothing as big as Amy.

But that wasn't acting. That was that like a fake reality show they put you on? It never existed? It ended up being streaming a little bit, but it got canceled or something. It's no longer. It was called four seasons. It was when Hulu first started streaming, only moved. and our show was put on Hulu and then it just disappeared from there.

I don't know what happened. But you can't find it anywhere on the internet. I mean, it was 12 years ago, and so now there's a new Hulu that's dreams. Yeah, they have movies from 50 years ago. I know. But it was supposed to be on a network television station. I think they got you. No, I could actually watch them.

I watched them. You did that photo shoot for Express and it just turns out some dude just wanted to see you in underwear. That was different. Yeah. Yeah. That was a guy's basement. What show would you want to be on? I would do everybody loves Raymond just because my life is so much similar to that exact show.

So I do the office. That'd be fine. Oh, that would be cool. All right, that's your news. Those were Bobby's big. Stories. Sometimes if you want to get in somewhere and they won't open the door, you got to kick it down. Right, lunchbox?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's how you got to get your dreams. Sometimes people don't want you to be around. That's all right. I kick my own door. So lunchbox is trying to prove this here with this next segment. I don't know that I'd have thought this is a good idea if I'd have known about it ahead of time.

But that's why this stuff's not run by me, because I don't want to know. Because then I have deniability. I don't know he did this. But so, Lunchbox has had a dream of being an actor. He started taking classes on Zoom during the pandemic. His resume consists of, can I read a few of the bullet points? Go ahead, man. Friday night lights.

Yeah. Wow. When was that? Well, it's like 15 years ago. It was him playing an assistant coach, but he could barely see him from a long way away. And he had one line he was going to yell, but they dubbed over his voice and put in somebody else's voice. Oh, yeah. But he was there.

It was him, though. And then a theatrical role in a Las Vegas play called Bat Out of Hill. Yeah. Where he had no lines. Well, he did. No, no, he had no lines. He didn't have a single line to say. I was supposed to.

Yeah. They cut them. Yeah. What else, most? No, that's it. Oh, that's it. Those are the two. Yeah, those are the two.

But sometimes, though, you're just waiting for your break. And so here he goes. He finds his break. How did you know where this movie was filming? No, I just happened to drive by. And I saw. That can't be true. You just happened to drive by.

And they had a bunch of trucks parked in a parking lot. And it was like the wardrobe truck and like catering or whatever. And I was like, huh. You really just drove by? Nobody tipped you off on this? No, no. It was just like in a park parking lot. Okay.

And I'm like, huh. So that means if this is here and then it has like signs for like, uh, like if you drive down the road, it's like catering this way and it has signs pointing. I'm like, let me just drive around and. Then I just waited for, I couldn't find it. So I just sat there and waited for a van to leave that, that area and followed it. You followed a van? Oh, boy.

How far? It was three blocks. Okay. And what did you see when you arrived three blocks later? Oh, trucks everywhere. And I was like. Like cameras or just trucks? Cameras, lights.

I mean, they had like, um. Actions. No, no, no. Uh-oh. They had like a big old like, crane lights. Like, I guess they were going to maybe shoot at night. I don't know. This was during the day. They were shooting during the day. And so I was like, maybe they're going to shoot at night sometime too? I don't know, but they have everything. In a neighborhood? Is the houses they branded?

Yeah. Okay. So. In a neighborhood. How do you find out what it is, though? Do you get out of your car? I don't know what the clip is. I don't want to run into it. For some reason, they didn't have the street blocked. So I just rolled up in my car. I just rolled down the window. I started talking to people. Asking, hey, what's this? Hey, what's going on, man? What are we doing here? I don't know when I'm supposed to hit the clip. And that's when they tell me Nicole Kidman movie. Got it.

And I'm like, well, hey, I'm here. Let's go. Who did you say it to? Like, what was the first? I don't know who they are. I didn't get names. I didn't ask. Did you ask for the director?

I just said, hey, you guys need actors, basically. I was like, I can act. Yeah. But it was awesome. So, like, there was people walking around with, like, wires in their ears. And, like, there was tons of people everywhere. Did you see any of the actors? I don't know who's who.

So then how did you know who to audition for? I just started auditioning, man. What? Because I figure if they hear it, who's someone around, I mean, I don't know who it is. What if they, the director's walking by? What if they are the director and they're acting like they're not the director? So you just start acting. So that way someone hears it and maybe they hear it and they go tell the director or the director here.

You never know how, word of mouth travels fast. Did you ask, hey, where's the director? Can I talk to them? I said, hey, man, you guys need actors. Oh. Okay. Should I hit the clip? You want to hit the clip?

Yeah, what is this? Man, this is me acting. For who? Like, who? I don't know who these be. Are they dressed all in black? They're all just dressed the same. Everybody there is dressed the same.

It's so nobody sticks out. Is that what it is? Yeah. I don't know. Everybody dresses in black. Yeah, I remember that from when I'm on set. Okay. Are you ready?

Oh, man, this is awesome. Wait, describe. You're not in the car. No, I'm in my car. Oh, you're acting in the car. I'm still in the car. I am in the middle of the road. Because they don't have the road blocked off for some reason.

I have no idea why. I thought maybe you'd have parked and got out and done some acting. No, there was no parking. There's trucks everywhere. Like, you know, when you're on set, there are trucks lined down the street. There are lights and cameras and. And so I was just like, you know what? There's nowhere to park.

Here we go. Let's do it. Here's lunchbox. And action. And action. What we got going on? Oh, you need me? You need me to act, my man?

Act all you want. What do you need me to do? I'm perfect for a role. I was in Bad Out of Hell. I was in Friday Night Lights. Was you? Yep. I don't know how long you guys are going to be here.

If the actors suck, let me know. I can jump in. Yeah, I'm trying to get a roll. I'm trying to get cast. Can I get in? Nope. I can't be on the movie? Nope.

Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're going to get. Do I need to get Metro involved? No, no. I'm just trying to get a role in the movie. Man. All right, you're missing your break, but let me know a Well, I'm trying to get in the movie.

Go. Oh, no, this is terrible. There are a lot of things coming on. Number one, he goes, he just wants to get on the movie. I want to get on the movie. And he did Forrest Gump. And then he goes, felt like a bad impression of Tom Hanks doing Forrest Gump. The fact that it's a working road where there are cars just sitting behind you.

Oh, no. It's funny. Honking and they need to get through. And I don't feel like. this guy was a director. No. He was about to call the cops too. I didn't get Metro involved.

Huh. Did you have that line ready to go? No, just popped in my head, man. What line? The Forrest Gondon one? Live in Lager Fox and Chocolate. And literally, like, I was just like, man, I got to go for it.

And I didn't know. I was like, what's a famous line? I don't know. Sometimes when you are acting, you black out. You don't remember. Is that true? And I just went for it because I was like, this is my chance.

He's threatening to call Metro. I better hit him with a good line. So he says, oh, maybe we don't need to call Metro. Maybe we need to call director. Maybe we need to call Hollywood. Yeah. Maybe we need to call his agent. Maybe we need to call somebody.

What the person yelled behind you? Get out of the... Blank and road? Blank and road. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, wow. Yeah. And I yelled back at him.

I'm trying to get a roll in the movie. Yeah, we heard that part, yeah. So how would they get a hold of you, though, if they liked it? Oh, they had my license plate for sure. They have to track your place. They have to track my place. They saw me. I mean, I was there.

It was awesome. Yeah, being around a set, does it, I don't know, fire you up. Oh, man, it was so cool to see. Like, it was pretty emotional, but I'm not giving up. I'm going to go back. Like today? No, I don't know about today. I got to look and see maybe something else.

That didn't work, so maybe I got to go try a different way. I would keep trying that. I would wear all black, show up. Just get on the part of the crew. Yes. Just put an airpiece in? Yeah. And then go up.

Yeah, and then go up to the director and just start talking like a British accent. like do so and convince him by acting you're somebody else and then he's like here are you going to be like I'm just kidding I'm lunchbox I just acted the crap out of that and then you do Forrest Gump again yeah there's a lot of stuff you can do sling blade oh huh there's a lot of characters you can quickly go to yeah I like it it's called Holland Michigan do you know that oh no I didn't know you didn't ask what the movie oh no no I think I'm pretty sure they had a Michigan flag hanging like flying it's called Holland Michigan a woman in a small Midwestern town suspect her husband a living a double life, but things may be worse than she initially imagined.

And let me tell you, they had a bunch of fake tulips playing it all along the walkway. I was like, that's pretty cool. Hey, man, let me tell you, it was really neat. Well, good job. The hustle and bustle on set was, I mean, it was really good. But they didn't even offer me catering. Like, I mean, I didn't even get a, like, once break. They needed you to leave.

You're in your car, blocking. Man, that was awesome. They contact you from your license. You want to hear me again? How good I was? I don't want to go through the whole clip again. You sure? How long's the whole clip, Ray?

40. Hit it. What we got going on? Oh, you need me? You need me to act, my man? Act all you want. What do you need me to do? I'm perfect for a role.

I was in Bad Out of Hell. I was in Friday Night Lights. Was you? Yep. I don't know how long you guys are going to be here. The actors suck. Let me know. I can jump in.

Yeah, I'm trying to get a role. I'm trying to get cast. Can I get in? Nope. I can't be on the movie? Nope. Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're going to get.

Do I need to get Metro involved? No, no, I'm just trying to get a role in the movie. Go. Man. All right, you're missing your break, but let me know. Well, I'm trying to get in the movie. Go. Lunch bike told him he's missing his break.

Yeah. And life's like a bunch of chocolate. Chocolate, really? Man, dude, that was awesome, man. That was awesome. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Thank you all. Watch some of the Vogue stream of the Met Gala last night. And so everybody showing up in their crazy dresses. I think Lil Now's X covered in crystals headed two. Wow. It's some wild stuff, man. I mean, it is, it's a big pageant, basically, walking in, everybody's dressed. Jared Leto was in a full cat outfit, like a mascot uniform.

Kaelin goes, it looks like a mascot. And I forget why my wife said they were all dressing this theme. Somebody had died. I didn't know who the guy was, but every year at the Met Gala, and it had to be kind of be debriefed. No, I had to be briefed on what had to do. it was. So it's a dinner, right? But there is all of this. That's like a museum in there and they all look at the exhibits but it's hard to get invited and

celebrities go, ah. The Metropolitan Museum? I guess. It's for the arts. So Anna Wintour is the one who invites everybody. Do you know that from that movie? Yeah. No. Devil Wars Prada. Yeah. Oh, okay. Same right? I got it. I can be wrong in everything I'm saying here. Well, they say that character is based on her. But we watched I mean, probably an hour of it

and he just kind of commented on it. We kind of did our own little commentation thing, you know, back and forth. We didn't record it or anything. But that's what we did for like an hour last night. And so that was fun. And then I saw one of my friends went. It popped up, him and his wife.

They went to the Met Gall last night. I was like, how did you get in? He said one of his buddies was hosting it, like hosting a table or something. So then we put on yellow jackets because we like to watch yellow jackets that showed that's not showtime. And so since our cable

we get Showtime on cable, so we get the app two for free, I guess. So we hit that. We watched it. They didn't have an episode this week. It's not over, but they did. One, two, three, four. And then they take a week off.

There was no episode this week. That's weird. Which drove us crazy. Yellow Jackets is a show about a plane crash and the team of high school girls soccer players are stuck in like the wilderness in Canada. And there's like cannibalism and stuff. It's crazy.

I like the show a lot. It's getting a little. Little kooky. True story? Did I miss? No, but it's based on Miracle in the Andes, loosely based. That's the inspiration for it when that plane crashed. So, season two?

Yeah, it's going. We're like five, six episodes in. So you can watch one this week. We couldn't. I miss that. We had made appointment time. We're going to watch the Met Gala, then watch Yellow Jackets, and then there was no new episode.

We're like, crap. Well, we had fallen asleep on Sunday, and we didn't watch the last 30 minutes of succession. So we watched the last 30 minutes of this week's succession. The thing about succession now, though, since it's the last season, everybody updates, all of it on Twitter, like quickly. Like, you get spoilers on this quick because it's like a big deal now. So we watched that. And then my wife's like, I'm going to go to sleep.

I'm tired. And I'm like, all right, I'm going to flip around and see what else is on. There was a new season of Sweet Tooth that came on. Oh, yeah. You talked about that. The hybrids, the kids. With the horns. That are half, well, not all of them.

But they can't figure out why these kids are half animal, different animals. And so, I show was good. So we watched about the first half of that because she wanted to watch it. fell asleep so I paused it. That's love. You know, there are a lot of things now that I think about when it's love that you see on TV, oh, love is flowers. Oh, love is crazy trips. Oh, love is. No, love is pausing a show that you're really into because your wife just fell asleep and you'd love to just finish it. But you know what? You don't. You know why? Love. That is true love. And my wife doesn't love me. She does that

all, raw. She keeps watching all. Maybe that's old. Maybe you just get, been together a long time. Yeah. Y'all are new or love. Yeah. So 100% positive by the critics on Rotten Tomato and audience scores 80% for Sweet Tooth. I loved it and it just popped up on Netflix. I love they don't even tell us sometimes when new seasons are coming out or they're like, yeah, the new season comes out in two weeks. Back in the day, they'd be like two years from now. We're going to start the new season.

What's your theory on why they are that way, the hybrids? I'm season two, so I know a little bit more so I don't want to say anything. But it's up if you want to watch that. So we watched 30 minutes of succession. no yellow jackets, 30 minutes of sweet tooth. We're like putting a puzzle together. We watch a little bit of the Met Gala. And then the show that I really like that she's okay on is that show shrinking.

It's only 30 minutes on Apple. Who's in that? The guy from How I Met Your Mother, the big dorky white guy, who's also... James and Siegel. Yes, he's super funny. But he's also, he writes movies too. And Harrison Ford is he in that one? Harrison Ford's.

They're all therapists. Yeah, yeah. But that movie makes me feel kind of... like Ted Lassow makes me feel that show makes me feel like Ted Lass. There's some sad, but there's some really happy. It's the same rider. Look at that. Wow. It kind of makes me feel the same way. It's a good show. And I only watch it because my friends like, you should watch Shrinking. I think you like it. Like somebody dies in it the first episode. They're already dead when the show starts. So it's not like a spoiler or anything. And so, but so there's a lot of that where I'm like, oh,

like I feel that. And you kind of feel sad and heard a little bit if you're dealing with that same kind of thing. But then it makes you feel good. He wrote that, Mike. You know who wrote the show? The guy from Ted Lassau with the soccer player, the beard. Roy Kent? Oh, which one? Roy can't or beard? Wait. The assistant coach? Roy Kent. Wow. Roy can't wrote that show. That's really cool.

Dang. Anyway, so that's what we did last night. Met Gallo, though, started it all off. Now you started. Now lunchbox won't stop. Yeah, did you see Kendall Jenner? She looked. Met Galla. I saw all three of the Kardashians standing together. I don't know which one Kendall is, but the one that had on the really tall boots, I don't know what's on that is. Those boots were probably a foot tall, and she was standing next to her other two sisters, and she looked like a giant because her boots were so tall.

And I thought, yeah, that's her. Yeah, her boots were like, she may already be super tall, but her boots. Yeah, she's tall. Look like they were like a foot tall. How do you not fall down in those? Forget heels. They were like platform boots. But also, everybody knows they kind of look ridiculous unless they're not looking ridiculous.

Like I watched Nicole Kidman be interviewed. She looked awesome. She just like super classy. She was wearing like an old dress from like one of her first ever do. Like a lot of people did that. That's cool. I wish I knew more about it. I'm just not educated on this.

But she looked like super classy. And Keith Urban was there. Keith Urban was just standing at the side of her. Just hanging out. She was doing an interview and he was just being a good husband. Just wasn't a part of it. And so I can't imagine the money that all this stuff costs. No, not in the room.

I know they're all super rich. I just mean the dresses and the stylus fees and people just, dressed like Kim Kardashian had on no shirt and just pearls it looks like. I like that. And it looks like Kendall had two outfits. She wore a body suit. I see her in the big boots. But then she also wore this see-through thing that looks like bubble wrap and you can.

That was the after party, I think. Oh, is that what it is? They get dressed up for the after party too. There's a different wardrobe for that? Yeah. And this one's better because she... Oh, I asked my friend, Andy, who went. I said, do people just getting jeans once they get in there?

And he's like, no. They don't. He's like, I had to dodge dresses all night. So that's really cool. That's what we did last night. Tried to watch a lot of stuff. None of it fully. But there are a lot of good shows out now.

That's succession. I didn't love it, season one, but I can't get enough of it now. It's a slow burn. It's a slow burn of a show where once you're in, like you're all the way in. I think it's like beer. I would never drink beer.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I hate the smell of it. It does not seem like it would be anything I would ever like. I've never tasted beer. But then people that drink beer, like they'll drink it after they mow a yard. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's refreshing.

man. Like that is an acquired taste. But you're right. The first time, the second time, better. Like, pee. That's not like to be like to be like pee. Like you're accustomed to drinking urine. That's what it is. All right, thank you guys. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day.

This story comes us from Williamsport, Pennsylvania. A 62-year-old man's out for a drive. He's sitting there. He's like, oh, stop sign. Got to stop. And all of a sudden he hears, who. And there's cops behind him. He's like, man, they put. pull up, like, excuse me, sir, what are you doing? He goes, I'm stopped at a stop sign and goes, sir, you're in the middle of an intersection.

Oh, he's like, no, and they're like, are you under the influence of anything? He was so drunk, he thought he was at a stop sign? Dang. Uh, no, so then they get him out of the car and they do a little search. He wasn't drunk or something else? Yeah, he was methed up. Oh, well, under the influence. No, no, no, but they found a baggie in his sock, and he goes,

oh, these aren't even my socks. That's not mine. Well, was it true? He said, I borrowed these socks from my neighbor. Classic, maybe? Classic. People do that stuff with pants. Isn't that my pants, Your Honor? No, I got it. Lindsay Lohan do that? I think so.

Well, the thing is, he was so messed up. He thought he was at a stop sign. No, he wasn't messed up. He was methed up. Oh, sorry, so I met up. Oh. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.

If you have some free time, go check out the newest episode of the Bobbycast. Jesse Joe Dillon, she's on the Bobbycast. She has just this year, like January and now, 21 cuts by other artists. Oh, wow. In the past, like, a year, year, in the past 12 months, she had 32 songs recorded by other artists. And she's young. She's like, cool, way cooler than I am. So she came in because we were talking about 10,000 hours.

And that's Dan and Shea and Justin Bieber. And she talked about, she was in New York, and they surprised her with going, hey, guess who's on our song? Check it out. Guess who's on 10,000 hours with us? And I was like, who? And he said, Justin Bieber. And it was like, shut up. That is ridiculous.

I didn't know. I believe him. And finally, he just put headphones on my head. and it already sounded so great from the top. I was like tearing up. And then when he started singing, I mean, I just cried. It is like one of my favorite memories. I still can't believe it, really, I don't think.

She made a lot of money off that one because she was going to make it. And he was going to make it anyway, but with Bieber on it and went to a whole new audience. And then you saw her dad play at the Opry. Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, Dean Dillon is her dad. And so Dean Dillon, I mean, he's such, he's so prolific that he's in the country music Hall of Fame. Not just the songwriter Hall of Fame, but the country music Hall of Fame. And so she shared how she went out of her way to make sure her dad would not be affiliated with her getting a deal,

but then some songwriters will still hold it against her. I will never forget I had a right with a guy I had idolized most of my life early on in getting a deal, and he was such a to me. I couldn't figure out during the first part of the write what was going on, and then he started saying things about my dad, and I was saying, oh, he has beard beef with my dad, so I guess he's going to take it out on me now. And it was just such a bummer of, like, the Don't Meet Your Heroes. kind of moment. She tried to not do music.

She moved off to California. It was like, I ain't doing music. I've been amusing my whole life. But then she started writing songs out there. Then she moved back and now she's crushed it. I mean, in the past 12 months, 32 songs have been cut by other artists. That's awesome. Yeah, it's like, was that nature or nurture? Or a little bit of both.

Oh, maybe a little bit of both. And then you don't get 32 songs cut in 12 months just because your dad is something. People are just hearing these songs. They don't even know that she's affiliated with them a lot of the times. So check it out. Newest episode of the Bobbycast. Jesse Joe Dylan

What were you going to say? I just like the cool part too Because you were talking about how she's so much cooler than you And like he has this super cool vibe About him too And so Yeah his vibe is DJAF for sure Yes

He's like I'm old He had a big mustache I've written all these songs Let's go A tease a vibe Yeah We will see you tomorrow Goodbye friends

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