The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Lunchbox’s Latest Attempt For Show’s Pallet Investment + Bobby Feud: Top Superhero Halloween Costumes + Signs You Might Be a Doormat

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

Lunchbox shares an update on his latest attempt for the show to get his pallet investment. Find out if they are getting it or want their money back! Then, we play the Bobby Feud, can you guess what th...e top superhero Halloween costumes are? Plus, we share an interesting article about the top signs you might be a doormat, find out who on the show relates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last target.
Starting point is 00:00:51 He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Vodam. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever.
Starting point is 00:01:21 He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, welcome to Tuesdays show. Morning, all right, let's go around the room. He played easy trivia for lunchbox and ended up winning. And it really bothers him that his hair is thinning. Here is Eddie, everybody. Hey, so I got to tell you, Abby came on last week and talked about a show that she saw. She recommended it.
Starting point is 00:02:19 I was like, that sounds cool. I checked it out. It's called 112263. 2263. It's like the date, I guess John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Yes. And it is awesome. I got, man, Abby, what a good recommendation.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I'm five episodes in out of eight, I think. And, dude, I can't stop watching it. What platform? It's on Hulu. But here's the deal. It's not like on a front page. of Hulu, you got to search it out. The numbers are hard to remember, though.
Starting point is 00:02:45 I know. 1122.63. 202.63. And it's 11.22.62. 63. Yeah, that's how dates are written. Dot? No, dashes.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Oh. They got her. Oh, actually. Hey, Abby, how did you find the show? Dot or dash. Someone called in and suggested it. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:03 But it's also based on Stephen King's novel. Oh, so he wrote a book about it. Yeah. Got it. And you finish it? Oh, yeah. I finished it. in like one day.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Is it new? Yeah, it's new. No, it's from 2016. That's why I don't know how we haven't heard of it. It came out. It came on Hulu in 2016. I don't think Hulu existed in 2016. Yeah, it did.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Yeah, it did. Really? Well, that's why I couldn't find it. It's back in the archive. It is, yeah, 2016. Hey, well, then you know what? Bring it back to life. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:03:36 And James Franco's in it. I forgot about that guy. Oh, he was great. Because he got canceled. He did. Yeah. But he was teaching and then a student. No.
Starting point is 00:03:45 So what do we do with shows like? Well, I think it's before they were canceled. Yeah. That's okay. Yeah, moving on. Sometimes it's hard for him to let things go like his car. He should have traded in years ago. Here's lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Guys, we went to the St. Jude thing this past weekend, and I just wanted to say, I never thought Scuba would be that guy. But Scuba is that too cool for school guy. We had the costume contest and it's a whole party. Do you dress up? Dressed up. What were you? I was a fat, overweight security guard, like a lazy security guard.
Starting point is 00:04:15 You know, like, you go somewhere and you're like, that's the security guard? What are they going to do? So my, you know, my belly's hanging out, my butt's hanging out. Did you make up the costume? No, it's something I bought. Hilarious. It's called shabby security guy. And so we all show up to go to the party and everybody's dressed up.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Scuba, just in a Halloween t-shirt. He goes, I'm an adult. I don't wear costumes. Oh. And it's like, dude, this is a Halloween party. Why are you too cool for school? For kids too, by the way, right? Like, why? Yeah, why?
Starting point is 00:04:44 Well, I haven't worn a Halloween costume, and I don't even know how long. So I wore a Halloween Hornite shirt. I figured that would still be fine. A what? A Halloween horror night? He went to a haunted house one time and he bought a t-shirt from it. And that was his costume. It's like, dude, come on.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Did you feel ridiculous dressing up? I don't know. I just never. I think the last time I dressed up probably when I was 11, 12. It's just been a very long time and just haven't had any more. Boyne-based trauma? Family trauma and any holiday that ended terribly.
Starting point is 00:05:13 So I just kind of don't really pay attention to holidays. Then that's what you dressed as. Trauma. Trauma, exactly. I mean, it was just like, dude, come on. Everybody dressed up. I'll side with lunchbox a little bit on this. If everybody's dressing up, you kind of need to dress up.
Starting point is 00:05:25 I just go to Goodwill and grab a, you know, cowboy hat and something. Hey, be a fat security guard. Hey, people love my outfit, man. It was cool. All right. Thank you. Lunchbox. Amy, she may not be very good of driving, but when she's not on the road, she's
Starting point is 00:05:37 definitely thriving. Here's Amy. So I did a double feature movie night with the kids, and it was so much fun. We even had a little intermission where we refilled on snacks. In between movies or each movie? In between each movie? So we started the movie with some snacks, and then I had like a great slush sonic drinks delivered to the house for intermission, and they thought I was the coolest mom in the world, like in between the movies.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Do they think that or did you think they think that? Well, I felt that way. Okay, good, good, good, yeah, good. I felt like I was being really cool. And we watched my spy first, which is such a cute movie. I love it. It's got... It's not Spy Kids.
Starting point is 00:06:17 No. It's like this The Rock kind of type character, but it's Dave Patista. Oh, Batista. Okay. Yeah. So he's this hardened CIA agent guy that... Don't ruin it. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Uh-oh. Okay. I would just say, I would just rate it and move on. There's him and then there's this cute girl, nine-year-old girl. And what would you rate it? Oh, four out of five. Okay. and then the other one was?
Starting point is 00:06:39 Elemental. It's the Pixar one where there's all the earth, there's earth, fire, water, wind, the elements. You ever see? Oh, yeah, we watched that. What'd you think of it? I didn't make that. What'd you think of it? We gave it.
Starting point is 00:06:55 I don't know if maybe we were just a little more tired at this point coming down, but I gave it three out of five. Because I felt like my skids, it up next to my spy was a little difficult because that one was. cute. Okay, cool. Double feature's tough, though. That's a lot of watching movies. I agree. I mean, if I watched two football games, I'm by the middle of that second one, I'm a little bit like, do I even value myself as a human? I just feel gross and, but good for you. You had slushes and kids were happy. Yeah, popcorn. It's like what that story said yesterday. Divorced parents spend more time like trying to make sure they connect with their kids than
Starting point is 00:07:33 sometimes parents that are together because they feel like, well, the kids are anyway. We'll connect at some point. Right. Look at that. Yeah. Look at you. All right, Ray, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. His football team is on a little bit of a skid. He's about to flip his lid. Bobby Bones.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Thank you very much. I do want to talk about the iPhone for a second. We're all iPhoneers, right? No Android's in here? Yeah. So a newly discovered glitch, and this would drive me absolutely crazy, is making people late for work. People are noticing their phones
Starting point is 00:07:58 are randomly shutting off in the middle of the night. Uh-oh. That is, wow. I'd be so upset. That would mess me up for sure. When the phone is off, the alarm isn't on, so the alarm won't wake them up, So people have been late for work.
Starting point is 00:08:08 People have been going all over the internet going. My phone just shut off. Which leads to my thing, because that story is from Ladd Bible. I still, I don't have the new iPhone. I have probably two iPhones back. My screen's cracked. I can't find one in because I'm only going to get the one that has the most, like, storage. Because we've got a lot of videos and stuff we put on them.
Starting point is 00:08:24 But my phone sucks now. It's like when they trade and went to a new model, it freezes. Exactly. Dyes super bad. I never was the person. I was never the person that believed that was part of it. but it's like there's a destroy button they push. Did you see the text that I try to send you?
Starting point is 00:08:39 And you were like, what, did you get scammed? The same thing. I can't send pictures to anyone. Oh, yeah. Oh, I get that all done. It's so stupid. It's trying to send a Trojan horse into my phone and steal everything. And I said, hey, do I need to open this?
Starting point is 00:08:50 He goes, just a picture. I deleted it. I never saw what it was. It was just a picture, and I think they're doing that with me, too. I'm like, I don't want any phone. Well, so I would say you could probably use this excuse, even if it didn't happen for the next week to all of our listeners. Just say your iPhone went out.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Not here. No, not here, but find the story. Lincoln sent it to your boss. Be like, this is what's at. What's up? All right, thank you guys. Let's get the show started now. I appreciate you being here.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Coming up, Shannon Doa. We love Shannon Doa. If I had two dozen roses and a little... They're coming in. We'll hang out with them a little bit. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I heard you recently. you got on Amy's friend's boyfriend to defend himself, who was accused of spending all day watching Pirates the Caribbean and Looney Tunes instead of working. I have a similar situation, except there is no misunderstanding.
Starting point is 00:09:48 My boyfriend is obsessed with the show Bluey. For those who don't know, it's an animated show about an adventurous blue healer puppy named Bluey who lives with a mom, dad, and sister. The thing is, we don't have kids. It started when he saw on TikTok that adults enjoy the show too, and he watched every episode on Disney Plus. He also follows the show on Instagram
Starting point is 00:10:05 and is planning on buying the Bluey video game that comes out next month. He's not hurting anyone. There are worse things that you can be into, but I'm worried he's reverting to his childhood. How do I have a conversation with my 30-year-old boyfriend that is a turn-off? That he is obsessed with a show made for kids,
Starting point is 00:10:21 signed girlfriend of an adult Bluey fan. Get him, Bones. Well, I think if this manifests itself into like Bluey role play, that's a different and that's when it should stop. It's okay right now. If he just likes Bluey, the cartoon or he's watching it, It's not hurting anything.
Starting point is 00:10:35 And it's not like he is losing time with you because he has to go sneak off and watch Bluey. Then it's okay. It really is okay. You may not be comfortable with it. You may be turned off by it. It could be even an ick. But still, there's nothing wrong with what he's doing. Just watch him more.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Make sure it doesn't get worse. Just see what's up. You just see if it's a gateway drug. Right, right. You know your recent breakthrough in therapy? Remember about... My recent breakthrough is my therapist says, hey, you're doing a lot of stuff now for work that you enjoy because you're finding things where
Starting point is 00:11:07 you could feel like a kid. You never get to feel like a kid. Boom. Yeah, like with too much access. Okay. Like that's your, your, your, your, your fun football show, but also now part of your career. Maybe this is him, something from his childhood is connected to this. And it's, he's connecting with his inner child. And my statement is, let him be. Paul McCartney said the best, let him be, let him be, let him be. And then ultimately, if you're not a totally... But still watches internet history. Let it be. If she's not ultimately attracted to it and she can't get over it, then I don't know what to say about that.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Yeah, it's fine. People watch The Simpsons. Sponsobob. I love the Simpsons. Adult, but still a cartoon. SpongeBob, awesome. Yeah, it's great. Bluey.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Whatever. I don't watch Bluey, but a lot of these cartoons, too, have some humor for adults in there because a lot of parents have to watch this with their kids. Yeah, Bluey is funny. It has adult entertainment. It's him. Lunchbox. Is this you? No.
Starting point is 00:12:02 No, no, no, no. But my kids like Bluey, and so I watch Bluey, and there is actual funny stuff. See? Like, real life. There we go. But if you don't have kids, you shouldn't be watching it. Oh. Well, and maybe it's his relaxing show. They doesn't have to think too much.
Starting point is 00:12:17 I don't know. I'm just saying, let him do it, and it's like you find other weird stuff. Then move away. If this is all it is, you're good. All right, thank you. Close up the mailbag. We've got your email. It's a Bobby Bones show interview.
Starting point is 00:12:35 We're a big, Shannon, do a show. Love Shandah. Church on Cumberland Road. 1989, that's number one for them. Two dozen roses. If I had two dozen. 1989, number one for them. Sunday in the South.
Starting point is 00:12:51 I can almost hear my mama pray. Oh, Lord, forgive us. I got so many number ones, but they're coming in now. Let's talk to them. Here they are. Marty and Mike from Shanna Doa. On the Bobby Bones show now. Shenandoah.
Starting point is 00:13:04 This is cool for us, especially when we get to bring in, you know, musical influences legends. Roll tide. No, you don't come in yelling roll tide. Come in. Come in to sit down over here. Come in yelling roll tide. He's coming to my house and pee on the floor.
Starting point is 00:13:18 That's what just happened there. I guess you wore that just for us today. No, I wear it every day. But I'm also jealous that you get to yell roll tide. I don't want to yell roll tide, but I'm jealous that you guys have a... You can yell it. No, I refuse. You could.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Hey. Come on in. Hey, everybody. Good to see you. Hello. Yeah, have a seat over here. Yeah, everything's great. Do you have ears in?
Starting point is 00:13:35 Peace of love. Donnie Osman. Hey, you didn't yell roll tight. We appreciate that. You see he's got his... Yeah, Mike comes in and starts yelling roll tied immediately. Yeah, well, I saw your shirt from through the glass window over there, so... Yeah, you can't miss it, big and red.
Starting point is 00:13:48 That's right. So how are we doing? Good, man. How about you? Yeah. Grab that microphone right there, Marty. Right there behind you. Right at your butt.
Starting point is 00:13:54 There it is. Back again, looking better than ever. So I got the... Hey, I was just looking at a picture of us last time we did this show. I bet you've lost 200 pounds between the two of us. Seriously. You two? Yes.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Yeah. Well, use that mic. You got talking to Mike. We're on the air. I'm sorry, back, yeah. He's in a commercial. No, hey, commercial, we're on the air here.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I'm sorry about that. Sorry, folks. I forgot that. Now he's like funny and he's like charming and hilarious. No, actually, I thought we were at a commercial. No, in the green room, Mike said 250 and I thought that said it more like it. I've lost 137. I've lost 73.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Really? Yeah. 63, just going in the wrong direction, bro. And how do you feel? Oh, I feel fantastic. Would you consider, Marty, would you consider your haircut still to be a mullet? Well, you know, I'll be honest with you. I don't know that I ever had a mullet.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Because it's not cut like a mullet. Okay, it's not short. Maybe it's not short enough on top, but it definitely goes back. You could pin it and do a little ponytail. I've not seen, Mamie, would you say that's a mullet? I see it was mullet-ish to me and has vibes. But it's true. It's definitely mullinish.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Mullet-ish. It's more of a mole. It's more of a mullin-ish. Mike, you've got basically the same haircut. Yeah, pretty much. And you guys haven't. That's what I like, though. Yeah, it's the same. We have the same barber.
Starting point is 00:15:08 You're not being anything you aren't. Yeah. No, no, no, no, it's too. We have the same barber. Yeah, I mean, the same gal that cuts my hair today, same gal that cut my hair years ago. Well, you know, you went through a time there, Marr where you had it all cut off short. You guys real hair? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Yeah. You're going to pull it? If you do that, people think my hair's fake all time. I got grab it and be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Shanda Doa is here, which, by the way, let's talk new for a second. I got a bunch of stuff to talk about. Okay. But let's do this because I want to play the song first.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Obviously, we love Two Dozen Roses, 1989, the original. If I could cry a little harder and get a little less to sleep at night. If I had two dozen roses. Love it. But then you guys did it again, but you did it with Luke Combs. How did this whole thing come about? And how did you get Luke on it? We started getting text from people going, hey, many of you some men, Luke Combs doing two dozen roses.
Starting point is 00:16:01 He was already covering it. Yeah, in the show. Yeah. That's cool. And to be honest, will you? Two Dozen Roses has become so popular. We knew before too long, somebody was going to redo it. And just cover it and put it out of it.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Somebody was going to cover it. And before it was all over, you know, then we would lose it. We did it. Because, I mean, that's what happens. So you did it. Yeah. Yeah. So we just figured, man, look, let's see if Luke won't want to do it.
Starting point is 00:16:24 So I started texting Luke back and forth. And we started the dialogue. And before it was all over with, that's what. happened. He got in the studio and we kind of followed up. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Did you know there's a Guinness World Record for being the longest social studies teacher ever? Like having a career in that field?
Starting point is 00:16:49 No, I bet you've got to be really old though, huh? Well, Paul Duritz, he's been awarded the Guinness World Record for his 53-year teaching career for social studies specifically. I think Mr. Tallison had that much. He just didn't probably go to... Yeah, that's not that long. Who's that? I mean, that's great. 50 years in anything, especially teaching, it's awesome.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Mr. Tawson was my social studies teacher. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. So Keith, he taught. What? Yeah. Wow. He taught me a generation below.
Starting point is 00:17:15 He ended up teaching my sister. That's crazy. He was there for a long time. I'm not even, he still might be teaching. I don't know. Oh. He used to do a thing where he would, is funny because he was just like a quirky guy, but a good teacher.
Starting point is 00:17:26 But he would scratch his ear. Let's say he was scratching his left ear. He wouldn't do it on purpose, but he'd scratch his left ear with his right arm and go over his head and scratch it. No, he did that on purpose. Nope. And then he'd do nothing where he would tie his shoe. He'd put his shoe up in the chair to tie it and then tie the one on the ground.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Mr. Talison, man. Ah, he's messing with you guys. No, I'm telling you. Wow. Mr. Talison, man. But what's this guy's name again? Paul Duritz. He's 76 years old and he started teaching social studies at Woodland Middle School.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Did he break someone's record? Did he set it because he made it up? He made it up. In 1970. 1970. He said, listen, I don't know if he took. That's great. I love it. He talked 50 years. That's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:18:03 I mean, he says, keep working on what you love to do in life. Keep at it. Yeah, I agree with that. He's a good man there. All right, shout out, Mr. Tallison. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. A win is a win. A win is a win.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clever Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators,
Starting point is 00:18:42 and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:19:13 And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And Rule 2, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of The Girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man.
Starting point is 00:19:45 A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last.
Starting point is 00:20:01 target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wodom. My next guest, you know from Stepbrothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Starting point is 00:20:32 My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day, and I was And dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot.
Starting point is 00:20:57 He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:21:25 On the Bobby Bones Show now. Shenandoah. What song you think gets to the biggest crowd singing, chanting reaction? Church on Commonwealth Road? Two dozen roses. Oh, it does? Oh, yeah. That easy.
Starting point is 00:21:40 They sing it from the beginning to the end, too. They don't just sing the choruses. Is it because, though, that song is a little slower and you can hear words more? Who knows? I don't know. But da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. You know, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I guess that's my answer, so I wanted that to be the answer. Cumberland Road. Yeah, it's the one. Do they do that? Whoa! They do that. Very lively. Where do you play Cumberland Road in your set?
Starting point is 00:22:06 Last, last song we do. And two dozen rows is right in front of it. Oh, wow. Leave it with a bang. What do you start with? What's the first song? Next to you next to me. Dang.
Starting point is 00:22:14 There ain't no place that I'd rather be next to you. Next to me. Do you get annoyed people sing your songs back to you like that? It's awesome when they sing it back. No, like us now. Not even asking you questions. We're just singing songs at you. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Yeah. You know what I like at the end of the song where he goes, there ain't no place that I'd rather be next to you. Next to me. That's my part that I like that one too. Big harmony there. All right, that they are. Shannon Doyley, everybody.
Starting point is 00:22:39 All right, thank you. Thanks for coming in. Hey, so you guys are touring like crazy. We've always toured like crazy. I hear you. We never slowed down. But again, you're still touring like crazy. You have like 50 more dates this year I was looking or something like that.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Like why? Do you feel more comfortable on the road than at home? No. You know, it's just really kind of, man, this thing, this thing's just really, you know, taken off. You know, I'd left the band for about 17 years. And then when I came back, you know, I figured if we was going to do it, you know, when me and Mike talked about, you know, putting the wheels back on this thing, if we were going to do it, you know, let's, if we hadn't said everything we wanted to say,
Starting point is 00:23:18 and we wanted to make sure that we got the music out there and put on the shows that we wanted to do, then, man, let's do everything in the world we can to make that happen. Why'd you got to stop? I mean, they didn't stop. I mean, I left. But, you know, all of you together are you guys. So why did you guys stop for a while? Why did you stop, Marty?
Starting point is 00:23:39 Well, I'll be honest for you. I think, honest and truth, I think a lot of mine was burn out. You know, man, I mean, you think we were working a lot now. I mean, we were like mercenaries. We've still got T-shirts that said, I survived 310 days with Shenandoah. The first year we were out, we did 310 days away from home. Not that many shows, but we were gone from home. 300-10-d-D-home.
Starting point is 00:24:01 That's basically the same. His travel day is still out on the road day. That's right. Yeah, yeah, it sure is. And, you know, man, after about 10 or 11 years, that. I mean, that, you know, it was just enough. It was enough for me. You know, I was kind of, kind of burn out.
Starting point is 00:24:14 And then why get back in? Did you miss it? Did you miss Mike? Mike's caress or what? Not really. No, you know, tell you the truth, you know, I'd had a little bluegrass ban and, you know, my brother Tim and I had did the butterfly kiss his thing for a little bit. And, you know, we just, What do you mean a butterfly kisses thing? Like Bob Carlisle song Butterfly Kisses? Yeah, my brother Tim and I, you know, we had it out. In fact, we're the ones who got the Grammy on it.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Wait, what? Yeah, Butterfly Kisses. I'm gonna... Butterfly Kisses. Yeah, yeah, Bob Carlisle sang it, but I'm gonna be ignorant here, and I'm okay, admitting that. Yeah, it was the country, the country version got the Grammy. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Good for you guys, sucker. You should have sang the country, you know what I mean? You sang that? So anyway, so it was in 97, I think. Huh. 97. But anyway, the thing about it is is, you know, we had talked about several years before then, you know, putting the wheels back on it, you know, but we just, we just didn't feel like the timing was right. Did you feel like with the overwhelming resurgence and popularity of
Starting point is 00:25:26 90s country that when you guys hit and went back out again, that it was, the audience was going to be there for you? No, you know, to be honest, we were so ignorant to that at that point. No, we didn't have a clue in the world what 90s music meant at that time. I mean, we really seriously didn't. That was nine years ago. We had no idea that what 90s music meant whatsoever. I mean, we just felt like, you know, they were still something to say, and we believed we could say it.
Starting point is 00:25:52 There was another tune out there that we could cut, you know, that would be, you know, a smash. And we're in the studio right now. Well, we've actually finished up. We're waiting on a couple vocals to be done. We just cut a killer with Allison Krauss. Somewhere in the vicinity of the heart. Oh, no. No, this is a brand new one.
Starting point is 00:26:17 And I mean, it's just, I mean, it will absolutely rail the lumber. I don't know what that means, Marty, rail the lumber. That means it's. It feels like it hurts. I think it's. You're rail on my lumber. It does kind of sound like it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Like it make you emotional? Killer. Is that what it means? Yeah, it's very much. It's a love song. I mean, it really is. I mean, it's another, it's another vicinity of the heart, and I want to be loved like that all together in one.
Starting point is 00:26:46 You know, and it's just, I mean, it's just got a lot of, it's good. It's a good tune. When's that coming out? Well, you know, we, I don't know when it's coming out. I have no idea. I can do it like 10 seconds out for us? Yeah. And no singing like 10 seconds.
Starting point is 00:27:00 No, can't do that easy. Okay, see? He's not giving it to us here. Okay, that's okay. You don't go jail or what? Music jail? I've been there. It ain't fine. So, speaking to railing lumber, if Bubba can dance, railed my lumber.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Is that how he said it? Railed my lull. I don't think I can say that. Rale in lumber is what that is. And that's really actually not vulgar at all. It just means, you know, it's bringing the timber. Exactly. Bring it in the mail.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Carrying the mail. Absolutely. All I can dance, brought my timber. Yeah, you know, you got it. There it is. And Bubba can dance. I can too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Do you get tired? like that song. Heck yeah, are you kidding me? Do you not? You know, me and Marty wrote that song with Bob
Starting point is 00:27:40 McDill, of course. Yeah, well, why would I not like that song? I love that song. On TV and ordered that video. Yeah. And see,
Starting point is 00:27:48 that's one of the reasons I bet you know on you. I think that's the tempo too. Mike, that's it. Yeah, I got it. You got it.
Starting point is 00:27:55 All right, finish your story there. Bobby can dance. Anyway, the tempo on that, it's a, it's a, it's a,
Starting point is 00:28:03 it's that addictive beat that it's that underlying thing that people get. And, you know, when you did that, I mean, that's what attracts a lot of people to tempo songs. You know, that song almost didn't get written. Why? We were actually writing with Bob McDill. We'd written all afternoon with Bob. We had to leave that afternoon going somewhere on the road and we had to catch the bus. And we'd been writing all afternoon and hadn't hit on anything. And Bob, we'd already put our guitars in the cases and getting ready to go. And Bob said, hey, man, you got. came out of muscle shows in those bars down there he said i've been seeing on uh on these uh country
Starting point is 00:28:39 music tv shows people doing all these line dances and stuff like that he said are people really doing that in these bars and i just said i don't know how they're doing it everywhere else bob but you know the place we read there was two guys and i can't remember one of them's name was buddy something and the other guy i can't remember but they always they knew how to do all the they knew how to twirl the girls they get out there on their dance for it they could you know do all the dancing it wasn't lion dances But anyway, there would be girls literally standing on the side of the stage waiting for the song to be over so they could go out and get them to dance with them. And so anyway, Bob said, well, that's pretty interesting.
Starting point is 00:29:15 And he said, let me run to the restroom real quick and then we'll go. So he goes to the bathroom and he comes back in and said, hey, you know what? I've got an idea on what you were just saying about those two guys. He said, I got a song title. And we said, what is it? And he said, if Bubba can dance, I can too. And he said, we'll make those guys be Bubba. And so we got her guitars out.
Starting point is 00:29:32 and we wrote the first verse in course and had to go. And then Bob wrote the last verse by itself. But, I mean... It gave me confidence. I mean, if he hadn't asked that question... Boba can dance. I feel like I can too. You know, if one of my idiot friends is doing something...
Starting point is 00:29:47 It's not even about dancing. Like, if one of my buddies can do... Why can't I not try it? You guys don't even know what you motivated. I wouldn't be here without that song. Well, you know, it's funny how things turn about. It just kind of depends on, you know, how you want to handle anything in life, I reckon.
Starting point is 00:30:05 And you want to rail some lumber? Freaking go to town. Rail the lumber. Mike, how's it, how's the drama coming? Good. I just bought me in a new set of D-D-D-Dubias, man. I love them. It's a brand.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Oh, is that a good brand? I love them. To me, that's the cat's meow. Again, wow. You never heard of the cat's meow? Does that mean like it's... They're the best. The bees knees.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Got it, got it. So, we're going ahead to bring y'all a book of Shanna, Yeah. Do you ever wonder if we would have named our band something different, people would have an easier time spelling it? Probably, yeah. I've seen it spelled every way it can be spelled on the marquee too. I mean, what's really good is when somebody goes, hey, can you tell me where Shannon's at? Oh yeah, Shannon up there. Shannon up there? Yeah. We still get that. People are knock on the door of the bus and is Shannon up there? Yeah, I want to talk to Shannon. He knows me. And Shannon's a dude, obviously. Yeah. You guys.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Muscle Shoals, growing up with that music culture around you, can you like hear that old blues, like in your recordings from like the 90s? Like, did any of that rub off into your country music? You know, I think one of the greatest things that when we started doing what we were doing, you know, Jim Seals came from a background of rock and roll and real soulful stuff. You know, Stan came from a jazz perspective. and Ralph was as well in Memphis Delta Blues and coming out of bluegrass, Mike and myself,
Starting point is 00:31:39 you know, we grew up around bluegrass music and a lot of the soul that was in bluegrass music, you know, it really helped a lot. And I think it kind of, there was like a forging of a lot of that that was all put together that came together. It's kind of like the, the man of constant sorrow cut you know uh man it did you know it sounds like right off the press of
Starting point is 00:32:09 of ralph and carter stanley oh i am a man of constant sorrow you know and it's just you know where people actually you know they they heard the hurt and what they were singing about and of course up through the Appalachia, you know, that's, there was a lot of that that went on. There was a lot of coal mining that went on and not safe coal mining and in just a hard way of living. And people took to that and it meant a lot to them. And when people would write songs that would be local songs that were there that just for people to listen to, they didn't do it for any industry.
Starting point is 00:32:49 The stuff that they would write was, you know, they were singing to one another because everybody identified with it. Everybody knew what they were talking about. parables. Whenever I hear talk about bluegrass and you can tell me I'm completely wrong
Starting point is 00:33:03 but when I, the lick, you know, church on Cumberland Road, like it's almost like a bluegrassy lick in the guitar part there because it's so fast,
Starting point is 00:33:11 you know, do, do, do, do, do, any of that bluegrass experience affect your guitar playing with some of the way you play guitar?
Starting point is 00:33:20 Well, it does. I mean, Jim and Mike would always make fun that the way that I, I would play rhythm, but, you know, the only way I, I knew how to play rhythm was to keep time, you know,
Starting point is 00:33:29 and it may not be on the stroke that where they felt like it needed to be, but, you know, I just kind of felt like it, you know. And for some tunes, it didn't fit, you know, but to me it did, you know. Like Sunday in the South didn't fit, maybe? No, Sunday in the South fit well. Well, I'm wrong. I'm wrong again. This is stupid. I'm stupid.
Starting point is 00:33:49 And we're going to go and go. All right, there they are. Shannon and Doa, I've been here, and they've been a really great guess. So quickly, you guys have, I'm going to just promote these shows real quick. Get tickets at shantua band.com, but Georgia, Tennessee, Midland, Texas, Clinton, Tennessee, Bowling Green, Kentucky. I would spend money to go watch you guys. No, no, no, I'm not giving you money now.
Starting point is 00:34:12 If you need a loan, we can talk interest rates. But it's like, you guys are awesome. And you were a big part of me musically growing up, but you're also still good now. And that's what's really cool to see you guys out still, like, performing. at a level that's just fun. Like you guys in Brooks and Dunn. Like I can see both of you guys perform and feel like I'm still there
Starting point is 00:34:31 but also enjoy what's happening now. Well, you know, the thing that we always try to do, Bobby, and we've always tried to do it. You know, look, you know, people have spent a little bit of money to come see us and we appreciate that. And, you know, actually, you know, we were hired to entertain people.
Starting point is 00:34:47 And we like it when folks, you know, sing and they sing along and have a good time and clapped their hands and hoop and hollering and that kind of stuff. and if we can get them to that spot and people really enjoy themselves and they sing along you know at the end of the evening whether it was 90 minutes or two hours depending on however long we play but at the end of that 90 minutes or two hours at the end of the evening they feel like they were a part of a show instead of just sitting and witnessing one you know look I've been to shows that I actually liked a lot but there wasn't a whole lot of entertainment in it you know who I went to
Starting point is 00:35:24 go see they did what I wanted them to do and I and I enjoyed it but there wasn't a lot of entertainment in it you know and that's that that's their groove that's you know that's that's that's the way they do it but you know as far as what we do it's it's real high energy and and we try to get folks involved in what we're doing like I say and and man we love it when people do and and we've been it's been coming away pretty good here of late you know the crowds have gotten absolutely humongous and you know we just brother we We're still chasing the dream. That's what we're doing.
Starting point is 00:35:56 We're still railing the lumber. Me too. I'm railing it right now. That's not what you're doing. If I go, ho! Do that. Oh!
Starting point is 00:36:07 No, you're not doing it right. Oh! Oh! Yeah, that's better. That's better. That's better. You know that song? I don't.
Starting point is 00:36:19 I'm singing your song. Must not be saying that. Yeah, it's it is. He just re-riding the lead. He didn't give me much to go on, bro. He just re-riding the lead. To get me to the church on the Cumberland Row. Bam, bam, bam.
Starting point is 00:36:30 You ever heard that one? Yeah, we've been rocking all night, but don't you know you got to get me to the church on the Cumberland Road. I wrote that one. Me and Jimmy Dickie, 1964. Look, everybody go watch Sanadale. I love these guys. That's why I can sit here and give them a hard time because I enjoy their music, but I also enjoy them as people. What I want to say before we leave here is one, check out their new song.
Starting point is 00:36:54 We can't wait for the new music. You let us know when it's done. I will. Back in, you know, 90s, 2000s, whatever, I have friends that I have really healthy rivalries with, that I am like, that's my dude, but I'm also like, we're rivals, we're competing. Do you have any rivalries with any country artists? I don't know that we have any. Your contemporaries, you got awfully quiet. Well, I was thinking.
Starting point is 00:37:18 And I was too. You know, I think the good thing about what we've been able to do is, you know, we just always seem to have a good relationship with, you know, with everybody. Little Texas, you ever want to fight those guys? Oh, we used to beat their butts every day. Boom, that's what I'm talking about. That's all I need. And we're out of here, baby. Just kidding.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Hey, look, the revival tour, shanadoa band.com gets that new music done. Let us know. We will. Seriously. You guys go to these shows. I wasn't kidding about that. When we get it done, I personally bring it. Well, you know.
Starting point is 00:37:47 I know you said you were playing in Midland. You say that was a date, right? Oh, yes. Yes. Okay, so. I'm going to do that to every answer. Anytime I hear, you know, Mama knows, you know, Mama knows, your song, that I... Sometimes I don't know their songs.
Starting point is 00:38:00 I sing perfectly to them, they didn't know it. Right. That's one of my favorite songs ever. What, what? Mama knows, Mama knows. Yes. And anytime I hear it, it takes me right back to Midland Odessa to Big Daddy's Catfish and Chicken, because I went there for spring break one year, and I worked like I just was a hostess.
Starting point is 00:38:21 And that's where I go every single time in my mind whenever I hear it. Music's funny like that, isn't it? You can hear a song and boom, you're right back. And you're rail and lumber before you even knowing it. I think you press wood, honest and truly said it best. The song remembers when. Yeah. It literally can transform and take you back to places that you never thought it would.
Starting point is 00:38:41 And all of a sudden you'll hear something and bam, you're right in the same. Even the same smells. No, I smell the hush puppies. That's what I'm saying. Even the same smell. I love to have some chicken fingers right now. I'd love to just have some lunch right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Anybody want to grab some. So here's the thing. Set me up. I'm going to play a church on Cumberland Road. Tell me a story. What? When I say tell me a story about Church on Cumberland Road, the song, performing it, what story comes to mind first?
Starting point is 00:39:06 Juanona Judd told me at the TNN Viewers of Choice Awards. We'd had that. And then we'd had, I think, two dozen roses. Sunday and said anyway, so we were performing. And she said, you know, are y'all going to do two dozen, I mean, Churchill-Comberland Road? And I said, no, I think we're going to do, I want to be loved like that. She goes, you know, Churchill-Colmoney Road was pitched to us. We, you know, we knew that wasn't for us.
Starting point is 00:39:35 And I thought myself, no, that don't sound like a judge tune to me. Anyway, I said, man, I'm glad y'all passed on it, you know. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, seriously, I'll think of that sometimes, and that's what comes to mind. And what about next to you, next to me? What comes to mind when I say next to you next to me? What story or idea or memory? Well, I know that we never had a fiddle in the band up until that point.
Starting point is 00:40:03 And, you know, coming out of bluegrass music, you know, I thought, you know, man, it sure would be nice. My daddy was a fiddle player. I mean, it sure would be nice if we had a little fiddle. And plus Mark O'Connor fiddled it. And, man, son, he could. could, you know, he can carry the mail too. Anyway, but, you know, about a time we got done with that, and you hear all the fiddle licks on it, man, it was just,
Starting point is 00:40:30 I mean, you'd think, man, surely the goodness, man, this is, you know, the song's already there, the fiddle just kind of, kind of put the icing on the cake. And I don't always like icing, but that cake, I liked. A lot. Super good to see you guys. See you soon. Keep killing it. We love you.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Thank you, Bob. Appreciate you having you. Hey, we appreciate you. Yeah, good to see. There they are. Shando, everybody. Yeah. Here's a voicemail from last night or the night before.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Bobby, I just want to say thank you. I'm an idiot, and I dragged my husband to the casino Friday night to go to your show only to find out that we were a week early. So instead of going to your show, we decided to stay and gamble some, and I won $500. So thanks to you. I'm a big winner. I wouldn't have gambled otherwise. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:41:15 I will not take credit for that because if anybody else did that, they're probably going to lose. I don't want to take credit because I don't want to take blame. if it happened the other way. Correct. But yeah, the show is Friday night in Tulsa. It's sold out. There are no tickets left. But that's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:41:26 They went a week early. Way off. Yeah, that's way off. Thank you, though. We're really looking forward to that show. We'll be in Louisville coming up to in the next month or so. That's really the only show you can buy tickets to. The rest are sold out, but I appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:41:39 All right, let's do a morning corny voicemail from Jennifer in Oklahoma City. What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson's butt? You fit rock bottom. Okay, pretty good. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, there's a pilot, and I don't know if he's genius or this is a waste of time, but he founded something called Dial a Pilot, and it gives nervous passengers a chance to book a 15-minute call with him,
Starting point is 00:42:04 and he calms their nerves. That is amazing. Right. While he's flying? No. I don't think he's flying. I hope not, because then it's not as amazing. A little distracted.
Starting point is 00:42:12 But he assures them, the whole plane is very safe. $5 a call? What is charging? I'm trying to call right now. That's why I'm asking. I don't know the cost. You'll have to Google Dial a Pilot. And he says that if you want to, you know, not feel like a lot of movement in the plane,
Starting point is 00:42:30 sit at the wing. We've heard that before. Why don't we just get him on the show? Can we call dial a pilot and get this guy on? We'd have to pay for that. His name's Kyle. Each call is 15 minutes long and cost $50. What?
Starting point is 00:42:41 $50. Hey, but here's the thing. We don't want to pay. It's promotion. Yeah, we'll get up for free. I would love to talk to this guy. I think this is a great idea. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Okay, cool. Yeah, what else? Well, he said, try to get a window seat to keep your eyes on the horizon, especially during takeoff. So, I don't know, just thought it was super cool of him. And I also saw this poll, speaking of flying. The worst thing you can do on a plane, the worst. In the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Yeah, that's probably what. No, that's not the worst. Take your shoes off. Nope. It's any personal grooming. Like, if you clip your fingernails, like that's what people say. Oh, it's the worst for everybody else. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Got it. So clipping nails, painting nails, anything. Eating tuna. Yeah, onions. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of eating smells that are bad. Okay, so we're all trying to get... Bringing a baby that won't stop crying.
Starting point is 00:43:23 That's for sure. A bad mood baby, yes. We're all trying to get a better night's sleep. And the latest sleep hack, the trending on TikTok is called, like, lettuce water. And you drink it before bed. This is just people messing with you guys. Is it though? It's literally just people messing with you.
Starting point is 00:43:39 It sounds disgusting. But people swear by it. All you have to do is boil water, add romaine lettuce to it, and let it steep for 10 minutes, and then you drink the liquid. So anyway. Is that lettuce? There's no harm in trying. The one that put this out?
Starting point is 00:43:53 Yeah. Holy crap. Okay. Yeah, pretty gross. So Reba was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. And he did a game with her called Textual Behavior where you go through like your text messages, what it's like to communicate with people. And Dolly Parton came up and she said, oh, yeah, no, Dolly doesn't text. Dolly does not text?
Starting point is 00:44:10 She does not. No. No. Really? No. So you only can get a hold of her on the land. Man line. Fax. Wow.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Facts? Really? Facts? Really? You can only fax her? I don't have her telephone number. And I asked Kenny Rogers one time. I said, do you have Dolly's number?
Starting point is 00:44:27 He said, no. I can vouch that you can't call Dolly. Really? You can send a fax to Dolly's fax machine. I don't even know if it's in her house. Or you can call Dolly's people. They weren't joking about the fax machine? No, no, no, not at all.
Starting point is 00:44:42 That's crazy. She still has a fax machine at her house. And I kind of picture it. Like, I think she... It seems like the types of it would like handwritten stuff and she can handwrite it out and fax it on over. No, you just type it and fax it. No, you can't, no. Listen, that's just, that's supposedly what word on the street is.
Starting point is 00:44:57 She still has a fax machine. That's what she uses. So you just write dolly call me and then faxed it for her. But she won't call you. So just fax you back. It's like Bill Murray. You can't get a hold of him. There's just one phone that you call and you leave a message.
Starting point is 00:45:09 And then maybe he hears it. Maybe he doesn't. Oh. Have you not heard that? No. Yeah, you can't get a hold of Bill Murray. Just leave a message at this random number. That's so cool. I wish I had that.
Starting point is 00:45:18 You can. You can start doing that. I kind of do, but it's my own number. Is that it? I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Angela lives in Pittsburgh and has some disabilities that makes it hard for her to take care of her yard. And so the weeds are getting out of control and the city of Pittsburgh kept giving her a fine. Hey, got to maintain your yard. Another fine. Another fine. And she's like, look,
Starting point is 00:45:48 can't do it. I'm disabled. So she finally went to the news and the news did a story. It's like, oh, this lady keeps getting fine. Look at her yard. She needs help. And people in the community, they came out and they helped. And they cleaned up her entire yard. Boom. Cutting the grass,
Starting point is 00:46:03 ripping out the weeds, redoing everything. It's nice. Nice in the news to do that too. When you worked at the news, Eddie, would you guys look for good news stories ever? Yeah, always. Like as a like to balance out. Yeah, I mean, the news station I worked at, News 8 Austin at the time. It was all about positive news more than the bad, bad news.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Of course, if there was like a car accident, a bad one, we'd have to cover it. But yeah, we would, dude, we did news stories on like trees all the time. Like, look at this tree. It's 150 years old. When you wrecked a news van, were you covering a positive story? No. I wrecked the news van coming back from lunch. So you took the news van to lunch?
Starting point is 00:46:40 Yeah, man. I live in the news van. That was my car. I was like a cop, you know? Like always in the... You weren't like a cop, but okay, go ahead. Like your news van helmet night? Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Yeah. Man, I'd go play golf with Bobby and the newsman. I guess you always have to be ready. I bet they thought at the golf course. The news was covering something there, huh? And so someone tried to wave you out, like it's clear, it's clearer. It's clearer than you pulled out and someone nailed you? Yeah, I was in the middle lane turning left and there were two lanes, you know, that
Starting point is 00:47:02 coming, ongoing traffic or whatever. And somebody said, hey, you're good to go. And somebody was on that other lane coming. Boom. T-boned me. If I'd have been the car that said, go and go, I drove, I got out of their car. Oh, yeah. Oh, they did.
Starting point is 00:47:13 They didn't stick around. They were gone. Well, that's a great story, though. Love it. Appreciate that. Everybody's stepping up for their neighbors. That's cool. That's what it's all about. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music.
Starting point is 00:48:02 The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need. to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield.
Starting point is 00:48:48 And in this new season of The Girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no.
Starting point is 00:49:07 I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the Girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, everyone?
Starting point is 00:49:28 I'm Ego Vodam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day,
Starting point is 00:49:45 and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come look for up and coming. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:23 It would not be. Right. It wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, here's the voicemail. I was in Nashville this last weekend and I did the tour for the home of the stars.
Starting point is 00:50:39 And I wanted to know if you knew that they mentioned where you lived on that tour. I can tell you, I'm one of your biggest fans. I was totally blown away to the point where she said at this next house, we have a radio DJ host and I gasp real loud and I was like, oh, body zones. And she's like, oh, I guess we have a fan here. And I was just so shocked, like, and so surprised. And I honestly started crying. Like, I thought it was great. Oh, no. She does for you. Oh, that's a it's a compliment that they would do that. I don't live there anymore. Oh. Yeah, we're selling that house. Okay. And it's been listed in the news. And so now they take people
Starting point is 00:51:20 by there and say, I still live there. I do not. I wonder if they know that. Now you told them they're going to find the new place. They will not. They might. But that is not it. All I'm saying is that is not it. Which is the case in a lot of these Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Sometimes they make it up too, dude. Sometimes they never even live there. Oh, you know what Eddie did to me one time? He told me where Dolly Parton lived and my parents came to town. They're like, oh, Eddie said that we're Dolly Parton lives. Let's go look at it. So my parents took a picture in front of Dolly Parton's house. It wasn't Dolly's house.
Starting point is 00:51:48 I just picked up a big house. That's what the twist. The horse dude. Yeah, yeah. It makes everybody feel good. Nobody ever goes back and check. And you look at it and you're like, yeah, Dolly could live there.
Starting point is 00:51:57 It's huge. So rude. My parents were so excited. My mom's a big dolly fan. Why not just let him think it? It doesn't hurt you. Well, no, but then Eddie was like, I just joking, dude.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Got them. Oh, let's go to the morning corny. Here we go. The morning corny. What does zombies say when they meet humans? Oh, we Halloween now? Yeah. What does zombies say when they meet humans?
Starting point is 00:52:20 Nice to eat you. That was the morning corny. I liked it. It's on, it's theme. I'm brand. I like theme. I got 100 bucks in my hand. Anybody want to win it?
Starting point is 00:52:33 Yes. All right, good. So, top 10 superhero Halloween costumes. We roll the dice. Eddie goes first. So if you win this game, you'll choose one of the four doors, and I'll open a door. And we'll see what's behind the door. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:49 I already have everything written out. What's behind each door? I love it. So I can't change it. This is great. So win the game, open the door, okay? Can you name the top 10 superhero costumes? Eddie.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Batman. Show me Batman? Batman's the number two answer. Have yourself two points. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let's go with Catwoman. Give me the Catwoman. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Are you serious? Already? Eddie. You're the number one. I thought you were going to sweep the category. I did too. Amy. A Iron Man.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Show me Iron Man. What your number five answer? Have yourself five little points. Okay. Spider-Man. Show me Spider-Man. Good. Three points.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Okay. Captain America. Yep. Four points. The study was recently done by a major costume retailer that found the best-selling superhero costumes of 2023. Yeah. Thor.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Show me Thor! Emmy's off the board now. It's still the first round. Lunchbox you're up. The one's off the board are Batman, Spider-Man, Captain America, and Iron Man. How many points you get? 12. Dang, okay, I can still win.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Superman. Show me that. Number one answer. Have yourself a point. Yep. Okay. I'm mean. I'm green.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Root! Show me the hole. 10 points? Oh, wow. Shoot a monkey. Oh, that's not enough. What did you say, Amy? I said shoot a monkey.
Starting point is 00:54:28 because it was between Thor and Hulk for me, and I went Thor. Lunchbox, there are still four answers on the board. Now I'm in trouble. I don't know any more of superheroes. I should watch those stupid movies. I mean, he's considered a superhero, I guess. Give me Ant Man. Ant Man.
Starting point is 00:54:50 That's all I got. First round is over. Points are doubled. Eddie, back over to you. Six, seven, eight, and nine are still on the board. Bones, give me, did we do Wonder Woman already? I can't give any answers like that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Okay, Captain Marvel. Give me Captain Marvel. Incorrect. Amy? Wonder Woman? Number seven answer worth 14 points. Idiot. Eddie, you said Catwoman.
Starting point is 00:55:24 That's what I just said, Bones. I'm an idiot. You're so dumb. Idiot. There's more, though. You're a good guy, though. I still like you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Supergirl. Show me Supergirl. Wow. Lunchbox, still three answers on the board. Points are doubled. Yeah. Are there any other chicks? Ah, man. There's that one with like, I don't even know what they.
Starting point is 00:55:53 I mean, I don't watch superhero stupid. Give me this. I don't even know if this is a superhero. Flash. Is that someone? Give me Flash. Yeah, yeah. That's number eight answer for 16 points. That's ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:56:08 And lunchbox takes the last. Wow. The Flash. I don't know. Give me that thing on the camera. The Flash? I mean, I don't even know what Flash does. Runs fast.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Moves with like a Flash. Like super fast. Okay. Two answers on the board. Take a second. Yeah. Number one was Superman. Number two was Batman.
Starting point is 00:56:24 Number three was Spider-Man. Number four was Captain America. Number five was Iron Man. Number seven was Wonder Woman. Idiot. Number eight was the Flash. And number 10 is the Hulk. Two answers on the board.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Lunchbox has 27 points. Points are. Double. Yeah, I don't know. Man, that's too old. That ain't going to work. Dang it. And they're not superheroes.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Dang it. You need an answer? Give me He-Man. Show me He-Man. Money of superheroes. Point of triple for the last round. Eddie, you can still absolutely win this thing. And we have how many left, too?
Starting point is 00:57:01 You've got to get both, man. Or just get nine. Oh, yeah. All right. I got a guess. Go ahead. Give me Black Widow. Dang it.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Show me Black Widow. No! Dave, okay, that's all I had. Amy, you can win, but I thought one of these. I know, but all I had was Black Widow. Like, what the heck is left? You know? I can't think of anything.
Starting point is 00:57:24 I got one. A study was recently done. The best-selling superhero costumes of 2020. What has my son been? They're a spider girl. Yes, yes, yes. Palam la la. Palom la.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Lunchbox. Wolverine. Show me Wolverine. Oh, guess what? The other two answers on the board? I don't.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Eddie, I don't know what happened to you, man. What? What are they? Twice. You could have... Wonder Woman could have been mine. Idiot. Idiot.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Yeah, Wonder Woman. A black panther was a sick. Oh, no, of course. Black widow. Oh, idiot. And there's one more that's really old. Robin? No, was there another movie on this one?
Starting point is 00:58:36 Really? Oh. Oh. Oh, but somebody in water. Aquaman. Jason Mamoa. That's it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:43 So lunchbox, you're the winner now. There are four doors. Let me take a peek behind this one door here. Oh, man. Oh, man. There it is. Let me close. There you go.
Starting point is 00:58:53 So I got four doors here. I got them all written down on piece of pamper, so I'm not changing it on you. You got door one, two, three, and four. Which door would you not like? Oh, man. You're going to make me do this. Which door would you not like? Behind one of the doors is a $100 bill.
Starting point is 00:59:10 All right. I don't want number one. Okay. Open that door. number one behind door number one you get a pin lid so that's good yes you didn't want that one you didn't want that one maybe okay now oh my gosh the next door that you don't want no don't want or do want oh my gosh are we ready what are we doing have you have you decided i think i've decided man okay door i don't want he said that number three he does he does
Starting point is 00:59:47 Doesn't want number three. Oh, no. Let's open the door. Oh, no. Oh, no. Behind door number three is a glasses cleaner. Yes. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Two doors left. It's a mini-mitty shot! No, we're not taking $50. Oh. Behind one of the doors is a $100 bill. Oh, man. Behind another one of the doors, a surprise you won't really want.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Choose one. Pick the one you want now. The one I want. Hey, you know what my soccer jersey number was in high school, don't you remember? I don't. You remember. Did you ever say? Two?
Starting point is 01:00:39 It was number two. So give me four. Number four. Two. Oh, they said two. No, that's my soccer number. But I'm going with door number four? That makes no sense.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Door number four. Joe Chapples, come on. Why did you not take two? I don't know. Show him door number four. You win Morgan's Duck from her Jeep. You're lying. No, it doesn't look like it.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Door number two. If you had to open this door right here, you don't won. $100. His soccer jersey? That's why I picked it. It's soccer jersey. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:01:20 Yeah. Because all I think about is a soccer number all day all night. High school soccer number. You good? And look, they were all written down here. Hey, man. No changing it.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Yeah. Sorry, buddy. Hey, it's all right, dude. You know I was a big fan that you playing soccer in high school. I just really wanted to celebrate that. Are you serious? I thought there was no way you'd pick two because of that.
Starting point is 01:01:39 This soccer jersey, of course, yeah. All right, let's play this. I have no idea. Bobby, on show. This article in Daily Mail is from a psychologist, and they're like, hey, here are signs that you're a dormant and people are walking all over you, even if you don't know you are,
Starting point is 01:01:53 and even if you don't know they are. Number one, difficulty saying no to request their demands. I think that is a couple of you guys here. Yeah, sometimes I've gotten better. And I think some people can be overly not, like I think I'm a little too rigid the other way. It's all new. Little yeses, a lot of them.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Yeah, I mean, but I don't think that's healthy either. Yeah. But, yeah, Doormaddy, can I say, who do you guys care? Sure. I think Eddie and Amy are a bit really nice. And I think you guys confuse that. And you're like, yeah, maybe. Or maybe don't want to hurt people's feelings.
Starting point is 01:02:31 I know you don't either, but you don't. I just want to give them honesty and clarity. Right. And we should have that. We should have that. That this is not hurting someone's feelings. It's being honest and clear. And clear is kind and unclear is unkind.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Amen, baby. And I'm unclear a lot. Nailed it. Amen, baby. Next up, prioritizing others' needs over your own because you worry about upsetting them. Yeah, I have no issue with that. Because I feel like if I upset them short term quickly, they're going to get over it faster and will be at a healthier place sooner.
Starting point is 01:02:58 You're a bison. Excuse me? You're a bison. I don't know what that means. Bisons go into the storm. They face it. Whatever it is, they go head on because they know they're going to get out of it faster. Oh, that's it.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Yeah, it's not because I'm not scared of the storm. Right. Because I know if I get into it, I'm going to be out the other side faster. Exactly. And cows, I mean, this is really what happens. Cows turn away and go away from the storm, but the storm eventually catches up to them. And then they end up in the storm longer. That's interesting.
Starting point is 01:03:23 It's like you're walking with the storm so it stays over you longer. Right. Never heard that analogy before. It's a good one. Feeling like you have no control in your life. Do you guys ever feel that? No, I could control. Gaining it.
Starting point is 01:03:34 Good for you. Yeah. Always I'm working on. I feel pretty good, except for the health part. Oh yeah, but that's a constant struggle. Right? Like you always say like if there are cookies in the house, you're going to eat them. Is that what you mean by health?
Starting point is 01:03:46 Like the... I mean, you just can't control health. You can as best you can. Right, because you don't know what's happening inside your body. Disease may come upon you. You can't control it. I was thinking cookies, my bad. To be fair, I'm always thinking about cookies.
Starting point is 01:03:59 It's not here. Allowing boundaries to be consistently crossed. How do you feel about that? Better, getting better. But I also am trying to be better at respecting others. other people's boundaries too and knowing now that I'm trying to be better implementing them, if they are
Starting point is 01:04:17 implemented upon me, I don't take it personally. I think I need help understanding what my boundaries are because I think mine are just understood, but what are my boundaries? I don't feel like people cross them. And I think maybe my boundaries are a little deeper into the city limits than most folks.
Starting point is 01:04:35 But I don't know what my boundaries are. Because I feel like, I mean, don't call. after nine. I don't know. I was going to say you got too much text. Yeah, I don't know. What about like staying at your house too long? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:48 Like that's one, right? Me? No, no, no, no. Like, if we go to your house for dinner and you're like, that's a good one. Two hours. I'm telling you. And Eddie's MVP, because we had a dinner at my house. We had like 10 people there.
Starting point is 01:05:01 And it was a great time. It really was. It was an A plus time. And my wife and I made this pasta from scratch that we learned how to do on vacation. We spent probably eight hours making this meal. It really was great. We had a fantastic group of friends that were over. And it's about two hours into it.
Starting point is 01:05:16 And Eddie looks at me and goes, do you want us to go? And I said, yes. And then Eddie was the first one up with his wife. He goes, all right, we're going to get out of here. And I was like, oh, man, that's not right there. Give him a trophy. Would Caitlin have said yes? No, she enjoys it.
Starting point is 01:05:28 She put a lot of work into that. So did I. But it was also time to go. It was a time in the night. And I think it's that time, too, where I'm worried that people want to go and they're afraid to say they want to go. So I start to feel that too. It's a mixture.
Starting point is 01:05:39 Okay. Yeah, true. And Eddie also knows me and he goes, he probably wanted to go as well. And he's like, give me to go. I was like, yes, please. And he goes, well, we got the kids. Start with a yawn. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Oh, man. And it's like, well, you've always had the kids, but it's so different. Yeah, it was a school night. Yeah. It's a work night. So, yeah, that's a good one. Often feeling overwhelmed or stressed due to accommodating others and overcommitting. My stress does not come for overcommitting to others.
Starting point is 01:06:05 It's overcommitting myself sometimes because I feel like I can grind it all out. in segments of a day. But I feel, I'm not a doormat. I'm gonna take me off this. I don't even have a door. Which is sad. You can't even get in. You know, that's the problem.
Starting point is 01:06:19 You can't even get in over here. It's hard to get in. Amy, you? I don't think that I, if I have struggled with that, I'm not anymore. Fear of standing up for yourself and speaking your truth? At times, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:28 I think you've gotten a lot better at that. Better, better. You fired off at me a couple times and I'm like, that's what I'm about. Really? Yeah, of course. I love it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:36 Well, the games, too. You argue a lot in the game. Yeah, you get yellow cards like I'd never seen. Yep, yep. Good for you, Amy. I got a little nervous about that. But yay, okay. No, it's good.
Starting point is 01:06:45 Okay, I like it. Feeling taken advantage of or hold hidden resentfulness. No. You Eddie? Yeah, sometimes. Sure. By who? Who do you resent?
Starting point is 01:06:56 No, no, not really resent. Just feeling like sometimes I feel like I don't say anything, how I really feel. It's like it taken advantage of. Where? Just different parts of my life. Yeah, like we work too much. Like, no. If you think you work too much, you can.
Starting point is 01:07:08 real job. That's not it. Yeah. Having low self-esteem or lack or self-confidence. Like and self-confidence. No, I got that. You good? I worked on that a lot this year. Self-worth, yeah. What's the key? I mean, really trying to figure out what true value is within me and some of that has come from self-endorsement, me believing in myself and having the confidence to get there and not
Starting point is 01:07:36 relying on other people for that affirmation and it coming from within. And it's taken a long time. But I think I'm getting on it from you though. Thanks. At times too. When you're like, shut up. And I'm like, that's not talking about firing off. I love it. No, I love it. No, I love it. I mean, it has to, I have to believe that I'm truly worthy of certain things. And I think a lot of it is, this year I've had to take a lot of agency over my life that I previously avoided. And I had to realize, oh, wait, I'm worth investing in this and digging a little deeper and going places that previously scared me because I want to value that. I want to come out the other side stronger. And some of that is- You know, be a bison? I want to be a bison. That's actually true.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Hop on. Yeah. We chase storms around here. We didn't wait for them. We go storm chasing. Hit on. Yeah, we're stupid. We just go find storms. Yeah. Wow. It's awesome. It's awesome to see. TBD. No, not TBD. You're doing great. Developing as we speak. Oh yeah, I think we're always developing. You were like, I need to step out for a couple months.
Starting point is 01:08:42 And I'm like, good. Now it's like, you're like, I'm rocking. It's great to see the growth. Well, I'm grateful for that time. So thank you. I mean, yeah, I know I wasn't showing up as probably the co-host that you needed or someone here that you needed. But I definitely just had to power through that season.
Starting point is 01:09:02 And that's probably a little bit of a cow, but, you know, well. A little bit of a cow? I took a, like the cow, the cow runs away from it. I went on a detour, but I finally, I'm figuring it out. So I'm glad to be back. All right. Well, no, you're best. A win is a win.
Starting point is 01:09:17 A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became. bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.
Starting point is 01:09:38 This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me
Starting point is 01:10:04 or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford show on the IHeard radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
Starting point is 01:10:29 You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that, trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck.
Starting point is 01:10:51 I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 01:11:12 or wherever you get your podcasts. Everyone, I'm Ego Wode. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network, it's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day,
Starting point is 01:11:37 and I was like, And dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot.
Starting point is 01:11:57 He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 01:12:26 Time for the news. Bobby's big. Stories. What ordering a steak means on a date. For the girl or the guy. A man who orders a steak during the date wants more than a good meal. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 01:12:42 Even if a guy secretly prefers pasta, he'll opt for a more macho or expensive choice to assert his manliness. He wants you to know he has a good job and he can provide for you. The steak is typically a way to impress his date. An inexpensive meal or just an app tends to show he's not that interested in the date.
Starting point is 01:12:59 So now it's like he has to spend money too. It's not used to be, oh, if a girl goes and goes, I'll have the main most expensive things. You know, that meant, you know? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now the dude's got to do it too, I guess. Man.
Starting point is 01:13:14 Why not just everybody order what they want to order? Exactly. And if it's steak, it's steak. If it's not. You're putting your flag in the ground with that steak, though. Yeah. And the more rare it is, the more that she expects you. Just bring me the cow.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Walk it up here, alive. That's from Northwestern University. Experts found which line is best to go in at the grocery store. At the grocery store, the best line is to the left. always. Market researchers say left lines move faster because of our tendency to go right since we're right-handed. Interesting.
Starting point is 01:13:43 And for the absolute shortest line, avoid Friday, Saturdays, and Sundays, because obviously that's when most people go. Wednesday is your best bet with the least amount of customers. They also found this line theory typically applies to sporting events, theme parks, and concerts as well. I'd usually just look at the age of the
Starting point is 01:14:00 people in the line. If they're older, it's going to be a slower line. I look at the cashier. Whoever's checking about. That's mostly what I do to see if we're going to move fast or not. That's from Countdown to Magic, a trip planning company. You've heard that couples tend to look like after they've been together for a while, right? That's because when one smiles, the other smiles, and slowly over time, they develop a similar line across their faces. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:14:22 Couples also dress alike, and it's probably because the man stopped buying clothes and his wife does it for him now. That's me. And that's similar to her style. Couples even start to sound alike. Over time, one partner naturally adopts the other's style of speaking. That's from the journal personality and social psychology. I think if you're with someone, you pick up a lot of their mannerisms, even if you don't mean to sometimes.
Starting point is 01:14:44 Yeah. Especially if they're ones that you find positive, you probably do them too. Yeah, I feel like that happens even people, that you're friends with or that you work with. Yeah. They don't have to be your partner. Is that why you always wear dark green glasses walking around on here? No. I don't.
Starting point is 01:14:59 I don't have glasses. No. An Australia man fights a buff kangaroo to save his dog. Here we go. Did you got to see the video? No. Who won? Oh, is this in the water?
Starting point is 01:15:07 It's in the water. It's holding the little dog in front of him. So there's a guy who was forced to fight a buff kangaroo. The whole thing's on camera. They say the down under beat down. Who took a swing at the animal, and he got it in return. The camera took a tumble into water, but the dog is safe. And so the dog was in like a little headlock from the kangaroo.
Starting point is 01:15:29 And so he's like, I got to go in. This kangaroo is ripped. And you got to stop tagging me on this because you're just sending me the most ripped kangaroo. Why don't you send me the little baby kangaroo? I'm for sure beat up. That's not the most ripped kangaroo. Oh, for sure. A lot of them.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Yeah, it's just a random one, man. I still stand by. If you gave me a random kangaroo, I would kick its butt. What if you got this one as a random? And that would be bad luck, and I'd really struggle with it. But I think I can still beat it because I have a human brain. But if we're just going with average kangaroo, there's also a shot I get a tiny one or a baby or a one that doesn't have all functions. And you can't use the, I have a human brain.
Starting point is 01:16:04 Like, people try to last eight seconds on a bull. and can't do it. I would whoop a kangaroo's butt, random kangaroo. But stop tagging me on the biggest buffest kangaroos. I thought about you when I saw that video. That would be like me going, I think I can want to fight against average human
Starting point is 01:16:16 and you only sending me wrestlers and being like, what about this guy? His name's ultimate warrior. Well, yeah, if you tag me on that, but I whoop a kangaroo. And then I would just keep whooping just to show you guys. The way he was standing over the water.
Starting point is 01:16:30 Yeah, like his arms were so big. You know how guys will do that they can't fit through the door because the arms are so big? That's how the kangaroo was standing. Wow. I haven't seen it yet. He has ripped.
Starting point is 01:16:38 A ghost hunter says he's cursed after visiting the most haunted doll. A professional ghost hunter from Nashville says he visited the most haunted doll in the world. And now people are convinced that he has cursed Kalani Smith, who's 25. Man, I don't know. I don't even believe in it, but I still wouldn't go do this crap. Just in case. Because he performed a blood ritual sacrifice to the terrifying Robert the doll. Wait, what?
Starting point is 01:17:01 That's why I didn't want the scary doll in my house. Robert lives in a museum. that's the doll. In Key West Florida, the doll, a boy dressed in a sailor suit holding a small dog instead of been gifted to a boy who grew up to be an eccentric artist,
Starting point is 01:17:13 New York Post. I'm just not going to mess with it. Again, I don't believe in it, but I'm not going to mess with it just in case I'm wrong. I've been wrong before. I'll probably be wrong again. In case I'm wrong here,
Starting point is 01:17:24 I ain't messing with it. When we had that ghost doll, haunted doll, who had to keep it at their house? Lung Bill rocks. I was supposed to, and then I don't know. Oh, you paid him, And he paid me.
Starting point is 01:17:36 Oh my gosh. I paid him a lot. Yeah. No, not enough. Are you kidding? He paid you a lot. She paid me $300. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:44 That's good money. I forgot about the money part and now I'm irritated because he seems fine. He had the doll and everything. Oh, no. There was a lot that went wrong with my life. What happened? I don't remember. Oh, you don't remember.
Starting point is 01:17:54 And then I had to go burning at Eddie's house. That's right. And then something happened to me, I think. You guys can't be saying generic things like something happened to me, I think. A lot of things went wrong. I want my money back. That's just life, guys. Julia Louis Dreyfus says she doesn't know anything about a Seinfeld reunion
Starting point is 01:18:08 because Jerry Seinfeld was talking about possible reunion and she doesn't know. This reminds me of me in high school. They'd be like, oh, you know about this party? I don't know about the party. You know why? Oh, man. Well, she would for sure be invited. Oh, Elaine would be part of it. For sure, yeah. Hollywood reporter with that story.
Starting point is 01:18:23 A car expert says you should rub potato on your windshield versus an ice scraper. I think this is very interesting. And I think you should all remember me saying this right now because it could come in handy. Cutting a potato in half and rubbing the exposed side all over a vehicle's windshield can prevent it from icing over in the winter and getting foggy in the rain. So it's preventative, it feels like. I don't think you can go out when it's covered in a sheet of ice and the potato melts it.
Starting point is 01:18:47 But this is one where if it's going to sleet or if it's going to snow and it's going to be icy, you can rub it on there. So cut it, the open, the middle part, rub it on there. The reason it works is sugar from the potato creates a layer between the glass and whatever freezes on it. and so whenever it does freeze over, it's very easy to brush it off. Okay. It's not just so attached to the ice.
Starting point is 01:19:12 I drove into work once with Amy when her eyes... I mean, she might have had a pin to look through, a pinhole. She's like, woo! We're going to get there, boys! Yeah, but you made it to work, and otherwise you didn't have a ride. I don't think you made it to work alive is really good. No, no, it was a blizzard.
Starting point is 01:19:29 It was a crazy storm. I did have to roll the... window down and stick my head out to see her people were killing. I thought her windows were already clear. She's like, I'll pick you off. I'm like, great. Then she gets there and I can't see her in the car. Yeah. I'm like, Amy, is that you? She rolled her down. It's me.
Starting point is 01:19:46 Okay, it's been approved. We talked about it. The flag football is going to be in the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles. Yes. So start putting your team together. Oh, you're going to try. This is what you've been training for. Maybe this is it. Wow. I always wonder why I'm training so hard. Maybe this is it. But the International Olympic Committee approved flag football. And then other sports to cricket, baseball, softball, lacrosse, and squash.
Starting point is 01:20:05 We're all approved for the program as well. Flag football and squash making their debuts. And then the other ones are being brought back. What's squash? I don't know. Is it the Harry Potter game they play? No. That's squidish. Oh.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Wait, what? Squiddish. Quitish. Whatever. Yeah, I don't know what squash is, but I feel like there's probably... Is that circle trampoline thing? That's a smashball or spice ball. I really don't know.
Starting point is 01:20:30 I like to eat it. Squash. Me too. Squash is kind of like racquetball. Okay. There's probably a country going, oh, we got squash in like we're doing flag football because they're going to dominate it. Oh, squash, yeah. Is squash racquetball? Yeah, basically. It looks like it. What's the difference? I'm pretty good at racquetball. It just says it's played by two or four players in a four-walled court with a small hollow
Starting point is 01:20:55 rubber ball. The players alternate and striking the ball with their rackets. Yeah. Let's go. I go back to the YMCA, start training again. Tennessee gas prices fall 10 cents. National average is also down. That's where we live as far as Tennessee, but also all around the country, down 24 cents over a year, year to year.
Starting point is 01:21:15 So there you go. Dolly Parton to perform at the halftime at the Cowboys Thanksgiving game. Awesome. So she's going to be doing Cowboys Commander's Thanksgiving Day, AT&T Stadium. She's going to do the hits and then possibly a new song
Starting point is 01:21:28 from her upcoming rock album rock star. That game will air 4 p.m. Eastern on CBS. B.S. Sports. Cowboys won last night, by the way. I said I watched it. The whole game? No, I stayed up and watched the end of it. Oh, okay. Yeah, we went to dinner. We had a friend in town last night, so I watched the second half. You know, I'm telling you, not the most interesting
Starting point is 01:21:45 game. That's pretty mediocre. I mean, I'm glad they won at the end. The ending was nice. Yeah, that's good. Great Grandma starts retirement, and she wins a million bucks in the lottery. Perfect. How old is Great Grandma? The Great Grandma is I don't think her age is on here
Starting point is 01:22:03 It's got to be old, to be a great grandma. Yeah, I thought it would be... Yeah, yeah. Really? Well, let's just do best and worst. So, worse... Let's say she had a kid at 18. I mean, earlier.
Starting point is 01:22:16 And then, well, okay, my mom had me with you 16. 16. Okay, let's do 16. And then she has a kid at 16. So that baby, you have a 32-year-old grandma, and you got a 48-year-old great-grandma. Oh, there you go. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:22:29 I didn't think about that. But the odds of that happening are. I mean, that means that the girls that were 16 and pregnant, they're about three or four years away from heaven. They could have a great, oh, man. Yeah. I can be watching teen grandma. The next generation.
Starting point is 01:22:45 Teen grandma. Wait, what? All right, that's the news. Bobby's big. Stories. Quick recap. Lunchbox goes, we should buy a palette. We're like, what's that?
Starting point is 01:22:57 He goes, it's all the returns from Amazon. they're on a pallet. You spend a bunch of money, not knowing what it is, and then you make a bunch of money because you sell it off individually. And so we're like, we're in. And then we're like, we have questions. And then it turns out he doesn't know what he's doing.
Starting point is 01:23:13 So he takes all of our money. He's been holding our money hostage for two weeks or so now. Oh, longer than that. Yeah, about a week and a half. Yeah. No, it's so much longer. It's been longer.
Starting point is 01:23:22 That's what we've been trying to do is we put our money into this. We all put $80 bucks in and buy this palette. We don't even know what's in it. We don't have it. And then I asked Lunchbox, how do we know this guy that we're buying it from hasn't looked through it and taken out all the good stuff? Right. And so you called him and had a conversation.
Starting point is 01:23:37 Yeah, I called him because I knew you had questions, so I wanted to get your questions answered so then we can come to a final decision if we're going to get this pallet or not. But we've already asked for our money back. You're not giving us our money back. Well, yeah, but I just want to make sure you're comfortable buying the pallet. I want you guys, as business partners, I want you to feel comfortable when we eventually buy this pallet or if we don't buy the palette. So I want to do all the digging I can so you guys feel comfortable. We already don't feel comfortable. Yeah, we don't.
Starting point is 01:24:03 You've made us not feel comfortable by not knowing anything about it. Yeah, we thought you'd done due diligence already. We shouldn't have thought that because you never do. This is wholesale palette outlet in 11 in Tennessee. Here is Matt. Thank you for calling wholesale pallets. How can I help you? Matt, this is Lunchbox again.
Starting point is 01:24:18 I'm calling you back about your pallets, man. Hey, lunchbox, how's it going, man? I'm doing great. Look, listen, I am on the verge of buying this palette, but one of my business partners has a couple questions that I need your help with. How do you check the quality of goods? How do we know we're not just getting a bunch of broken items? Like you said the other day, you know, you might, am I going to buy a dirty pair of underwear?
Starting point is 01:24:38 Maybe. I really don't know. We don't check anything. We don't guarantee the quality of anything. We don't guarantee any sort of marketability of it or anything like that. All I can tell you is that, like, with an Amazon palette, it's full of Amazon medium merchandise. Okay, perfect. And then also, you can guarantee that you don't take anything out.
Starting point is 01:24:58 Like you don't go through it and be like, oh, there's a camera. Let me take that out and then sell the box. Correct. Yeah, we don't do any of that. Okay. Is there any scheduled shipments this week or is it just kind of, they're coming when they're. We're pretty full right now. I don't know that we could fit another truckload in here right now. Oh, pretty full.
Starting point is 01:25:12 That means a lot of opportunity, a lot of opportunity. Yes, sir. All right. Thank you so much, ma'am. I feel like you edited him out at the end. You did. Wait. Why did you cut that out?
Starting point is 01:25:20 What did you say? Where he was like, yeah, we don't look through so. That's all. I mean, that's all you needed. No, no, no. What else did he say? No, he was just like, no, we don't look through it. I mean, we literally get it off the truck, put it on the floor.
Starting point is 01:25:35 I feel like you got the point. I didn't, you don't want it to be a 20-minute call. So I took out, like he said, no, we don't look through it. That's all you need to know. Well, how much harder would have been to leave that in? Like one second of him going, we don't look to it. Well, I don't know. I try to sometimes.
Starting point is 01:25:48 I don't know. Feel shady. He does stuff that makes us feel shady. You don't. You don't like clips very long sometimes. So I tried to, you know, get it clear and concise. and that was all the information was, he doesn't go through it.
Starting point is 01:25:59 Boom, let's go. Let's go. Let's get a pallet. He was in the middle of a sentence and you cut him off. I'm not good at editing. Sorry. I thought the reason we were calling was because Bobby saw that they do actually say
Starting point is 01:26:09 that they make sure it's good stuff. And he's like, dirty underwear? He's like, it can be dirty underwear. We don't guarantee anything. You might actually die and look like perfect. Yeah. No, what he's saying is look, they don't look through it.
Starting point is 01:26:22 So they don't take anything out. They can't guarantee you you're going to get good stuff but you could get good stuff. They just get the pallet off the truck, put it on the floor. You buy it. They put it in your car and you go home. And if it's so awesome, why is their warehouse so full? They just got a new shipment last week. Lunchbox sounds like a guy that's getting something sold to him.
Starting point is 01:26:39 I know, no, no, no. If you don't buy it now, they're not going to have another one. There's a guy bidden over. So I'm going to play this clip with the guy again. Tell me if it sounds suspicious how lunchbox cuts them all. Oh, my God. That you don't take anything out. Like, you don't go through it and be like, oh, there's a camera.
Starting point is 01:26:51 Let me take that out and then sell the box. Correct. Yeah, we don't do any of that. shipments this week or is it just kind of they're coming on the up of a sentence. Like, yeah, we don't do that. But what would he have said after that though? Well, because the whole, this whole thing
Starting point is 01:27:06 started because they said that they quality control it. They go through it to make sure nothing's broken, but then he says, we don't go through it. Right. At all. So somebody must have gotten dirty underwear at some point. He can't guarantee you're not going to get dirty underwear. It's Amazon returns and stuff they can't sell. Boom, it comes us. Can we get our
Starting point is 01:27:22 money back? Okay, if we vote to get our money back, you have to give it back to us. Please. No, at this point, Guys, let's just get a medium palette. Let's get a vote. Let's get a vote. How many people are in? Raise your hand if you're just in. I'm in. I'm in.
Starting point is 01:27:32 I'm in. Three, four, five, six. Ray, are you in? Not in. Morgan, were you in? Nope. So there's six of us here? One, two, three, four, five, six.
Starting point is 01:27:40 Oh, I'm in. Okay. Oh, Eddie, raised in. Yes. No, I'm saying I'm in originally. Okay, there are six of us in. Who votes? They want their money back.
Starting point is 01:27:48 Me. Eddie, okay. Mike, okay. What? Mike, what are you such a sissy boy? I bought your stupid cards. That's the same thing. And who votes?
Starting point is 01:27:58 We still buy the pallet. Me? Scuba lunchbox. Amy. So I'm the vote. Oh, come on Bobby. Bobby. Bobby, do you remember when these guys doubted us on the storage unit?
Starting point is 01:28:10 I doubted us because you didn't get my money back. And what did we do? We made straight cash. Okay, let's buy the pallet. Yes. That's your vote. Why not? We've already, the money's gone.
Starting point is 01:28:20 We got to feel five hours. I understand that part. But I feel like the money's not there. I feel like he spent the money. No. didn't. But how's he going to get the pallet then? Yeah. He'll be used his own money. That's fine. But that's the same thing. That's like, that's what banks do.
Starting point is 01:28:33 That's why he won't get our money back though, is what I'm saying. Okay, so maybe Friday or Monday we'll get it here and open it, do our thing. Yeah, it's going to be awesome. I'm taking him hostage when he comes to work on Thursday. I think it's the next best day I can do it. And we're going to go Thursday on the show to pick it up. Okay. Good luck, everybody. I mean, that guy sounds credible. Edited. He said you might get underwear. I can't promise you're not. Right.
Starting point is 01:28:56 And then you're like, perfect. That's the chance that you take in business. When you take risks, that's the thing. When you open a business, it's a risk. When you take that. He's not done anything in business, but he's lecturing us on business. What do you mean? The one thing that you've done and invested in, you got caught at the border.
Starting point is 01:29:15 Yeah. Did I take a chance? Yes, I was doing bootleg Disney DVDs from overseas. Me and my buddy Oscar, the same one that I'm on the phone playing with. me and him were business partners and we ordered Disney TVs from overseas, sold them on eBay, and we made like a thousand bucks,
Starting point is 01:29:31 and we were like, wow, we did a small shipment. So then we went big, and we ordered all your money on the day. All our money. And we got a note says, Customs has these DVDs. If you'd like to come and, you know, vouch for them and see why they're being,
Starting point is 01:29:46 you can just let them find them. You can just have them. We don't want to go to jail. And we lost all our money. And that was your only business that you have. No. Storage unit?
Starting point is 01:29:55 Okay, so you're being like two in 20 years. Hey. And both were shady. Hey, they may have been a little shady. All right. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story of the day.
Starting point is 01:30:05 This story comes us from Marion County, Florida. A woman was in the gas station. She was waiting in line. Three people in front of her. She starts yelling with the cashier. You could go a little bit faster. The cashier's like, I'm trying. I'm trying.
Starting point is 01:30:19 You could go a little bit faster. So then she finally got fed up, went to the little sausage. roller, grabbed a sausage, wha! threw it at the cashier. Through the tongs at the cashier. Oh, man. And then she sat there
Starting point is 01:30:32 and taunted her for eight minutes before police arrived and arrested her. Well, if she had all this eight minutes of time to taunt, why didn't she just wait in line? Right. More patience. Because I think she'd probably been through the line in eight minutes. Well, priorities. She prefers to taunt. I guess. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Amy, watched that dirty movie Mike was telling us about?
Starting point is 01:30:49 Oh, yeah. It's, what is it, an erotic thriller? Oh. Mike D. came on. I was like, there's a movie on Netflix called Fair Play. It's an erotic thriller. All I heard was erotic. Me too. It just feels like what I would try to stay up and sneak on CineMax
Starting point is 01:31:04 at my friend Evans' house when I'd stay over with him at like 1 a.m. And he didn't even have the channel. We'd flip it real fast. You could only see a second of it. And so we'd try to make out boobs. And so that's what erotic thriller sounds like to me. Right. It actually has an interesting storyline for sure.
Starting point is 01:31:21 I had it on my computer walking around doing things just make sure kids are not around Did that happen with you? I mean, at one point my son was coming in and I was like oh and I just turned my computer I was in my closet hanging up clothes
Starting point is 01:31:35 Is that a lot of it? Don't come in here It's not It's not as much as you hoped There is some very Like I was really hoping for more There's some intense moments that were hard
Starting point is 01:31:48 I had to look away At one point Oh, wow. It's not even that it was just that as intense. Like, it's not a healthy relationship per se. And Mike is right. If you can make it through the first scene, I guess you can make it through. What did you think about it?
Starting point is 01:32:05 The rest. I thought it was really interesting. Some of it not necessary, but I understand the storyline. It does make you think sometimes about relationships and the dynamic between men and women. And if suddenly a woman is in more of a place of power, what it does. to the man's ego. Wow. The music dies, right?
Starting point is 01:32:26 It's right. Right, Mike? Yep. Yep. So, what do you rate it? Oh, no. No, you're not the... That kind of rating.
Starting point is 01:32:36 You're the movie council. Like, what do you rate it as far as, like, a score? I mean, if you're... Yeah, if you can get past some of the stuff, like, it's a good... Yeah, I give it 3.5 out of 5? What's the symbol you're going to use? In very intense moments? Three and a half very intense moments out of five?
Starting point is 01:32:57 Three and a half. You knew I was going to ask you for this. We always say, what do you rate it? You got to pick something that's in the movie. All right, right, right. Three out of five stock trades. Okay. There we go.
Starting point is 01:33:09 There you go. An erotic thriller called Fair Play on Netflix. Morgan, have you watched it? No, I haven't. Her eyes got really wide like she had seen it. But I guess she just like me and is like, I can't believe Amy watched it. Well, you know and approved to Amy though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:22 Lonely, Amy. Yeah, this is wild, Amy. What? Amy gone wild. Hey, Amy. I just was, Mike said it was good. Okay, thank you.
Starting point is 01:33:31 We will see you tomorrow. Have a great day. Bye, everybody. Lobby bones. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me.
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Starting point is 01:34:12 When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves.
Starting point is 01:34:27 We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wood. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever.
Starting point is 01:34:53 He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.
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