The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Parker McCollum Is In Studio Talking About Why He Didn't Let His Dad Help Him Start His Career, His New Music & More! + Bobby Gets Pulled Off-Air By FBI + Will Lunchbox's Car Be In A Movie?
Episode Date: April 11, 2023Parker McCollum is on the show today and shares why he didn't let his dad help him start his career, his routine on the road, his new music and more! Then, find out why Bobby once got pulled off-air i...n the middle of a show by the FBI. Plus, Lunchbox shares an update if his car will be in a movie...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Come on, Bobby.
Transmitting.
Welcome to Tuesday show.
Morning, studio.
Morning.
Let's go around the room.
He's officially done with the 25 whistles
and the sore losers podcast.
So now when it's time
work, he won't always be the last.
Yeah, I'll be the first.
Doubted.
For sure.
Here he is.
Producer Eddie, everybody.
Guys, I think I'm done with this Mexican tradition.
I've been doing my entire life.
And it's hitting a pinata.
So, like, come Easter, birthday parties, ever since I was a little kid.
I was going to ask that.
I've hit pinatas.
But when do you traditionally hit them?
All celebration?
Any celebration.
Got it.
Any celebration where you can find a, a,
excuse to buy a pinata and hit it, you do it. And you fill it up with candy and all the kids,
you either blindfold them or whatever, they get a broomstick and they hit the crap out of the
pinata until the candy falls out. And I'm like, I love this. And then like over the weekend,
Easter comes, I buy a piniazza. It's a cute little bunny. Fill it up with candies. And then I
watch my kids just beat the crap out of an arm falls off, a leg falls off. The bunny's headless.
And they're just loving, like, killing this bunny. And I'm like, is this really a good tradition?
I may stop doing it
because the feeling I had while it was happening
I'm like this is not good
What if it wasn't a bunny?
What if it was like a piñata of
I don't know Saddam Hussein?
Ooh, now I'm on my board.
Now would that change it up if it was something you hated?
Yes.
Or like a Philadelphia Eagle since you're a Dallas Cowboy fan
Or the Super Bowl trophy since you're a Cowboys fan?
Yes.
Okay.
Well, he wants that though.
But they don't ever give it.
He just takes that and puts it on the show.
So I would just say
I don't think you should kill the tradition.
Yeah.
I think you should put things up there.
You don't mind killing.
Because pinatas are fun
I think at my birthday party a couple years ago
There was a pinata that was made
For me.
Didn't you kill it?
I missed.
They kept pulling it up.
Yeah, that's the best part.
It's irritates the crap out of me.
Don't kill it yet.
I'd say find pinatas that you hate.
Okay.
Or make your own.
Find some bad people and make a pinata.
Make a lunchbox hit.
Ooh, good idea.
All right, moving on.
He made us guest the celebrity
he saw in the wild, which is okay,
until we found out it was the guy
sitting next to him every single day.
That was the celebrity.
Yeah, yeah. Here he is. Lunchbox, everybody.
Oh, boy. So last week I came to you and said that the Ultima, the 05 Ultima,
baby in a movie. Someone hit me on Instagram. They'll be filming a movie in their neighborhood.
They were looking for 2,000 vehicles, year 2000, that area, to park on the street for a scene.
So I texted the director. I said, hey, man, I got an 05 Ultima. Would you like it in the movie?
And he was like, that would be great. Send us some pictures of the Ultima. Send him a picture.
And I waited. And I waited.
32 hours later
Got a text back said
Oh we got all the cars we need thanks
Do you think
It's because your car is so beat up
I just think I waited too long maybe
No I think you're right bones
They need a car that looks new
In the 2000s
Not old in the 2000
Yes that's what I think too
I saw a picture of it
It's all rusty
When are you going to get a new car
Let me see
Not anytime soon
I mean it's still running
Yeah no I get it
Got gas in it
If it's running and it's still feel safe to drive with the kids in it, does it?
Sometimes.
Yeah, see.
Like sometimes I started it up and I feel like it shakes a little bit, but...
I can respect it.
But there comes a time when it's time to kind of just move on.
Yeah, my kids do always say, your car's really dirty.
Well, that's not moving on.
That's just you being disgusting.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
But the car does struggle, right?
Sometimes.
How many miles it have on it?
214,320, something like that.
Wow.
And so do you ever drive your kids more than 15 minutes in it?
Yeah.
Like on the highway?
Well, yeah, on the highway.
And do you feel completely safe about that?
Yeah.
Okay, well, then there you go.
As long as you feel safe with them in a minute.
I wonder how my wife feels.
I don't know if she feels safe with the kids in the car and she just doesn't say anything.
I don't feel safe when you drive away in it.
And I'm not even in it.
I'm just like, oh, I didn't get in well for him.
I'm going to ask my wife if she feels comfortable with me taking the kids in it
because she always like, oh, you can take my truck.
car. That's probably why.
I'm asking. All right, moving on. She does the morning corny
in the pile and she always tries to make a smile.
Here she is, Amy, everybody.
So I was driving in my car with my
son, I was taking him to jujitsu, and
all the sudden, out of nowhere, a warning
light comes on, and it's red. I get
warning lights, you know, I've got them
before, but they're yellow, so I feel like those
you can just ignore. But when
it's red, you have to pay attention.
And yellow means keep going, but with caution.
Red means you better stop. Yeah, and it
says on the screen, like,
don't drive over 30 miles per hour.
And I'm like, really?
I mean...
Why, what's the light look like to say?
It's not a tire light?
Uh-uh.
It was like the little warning triangle thing, red,
and then it was telling me,
don't drive over 30.
That's what it was telling.
I've never seen that way, either.
Never in my life.
I didn't even know my car had whatever was happening.
And I thought, well, I mean, surely I can go a little bit over 30.
If I hit...
Surely.
I mean, if it says, don't go over 30, surely.
Well, I wasn't trying to go 50 or anything,
but I thought, well, if I go 31,
we'll see what happens,
and it starts to beep.
at me. My son starts freaking out because he's like, Mom! So then I try to stay at like 25,
and I'm taking him and I drop him off at Jiu-Jitsu, and then I immediately just go to the dealership
driving 25, and it's not that far, so that's good. And I roll up, I don't have an appointment
or anything. I just go in and explain the situation. They still don't know what it is. I have a loner.
I have no idea what's going on with the car. Or it's like smoke coming out from under the hood or anything,
right? No, but, I mean, I'm waiting to get the call. We'll see what's how. I hope.
that it's just like a programming thing.
When you're going to get a new car, Amy? I mean, that is not
safe. I mean, you want to borrow the O5 Ultima?
Come on. That could be a computer
issue. I am hoping that's what it is
because I don't want it to be. I don't know.
This seems like it could be a big deal.
I've never heard of don't drive over 30.
Well, speed, don't go under 40
or whatever, the bus will explode.
Yeah. The movie, Keanu Reeves.
Oh, the movie.
Or if you go, maybe 60, you go under 60
that everything explodes. But other
other than that, I haven't heard your version of it, called Slow.
Yeah. And it was just beep, beep,
Beep, beep. And so they're trying to figure it out.
But shout out, thankfully, the people that were working there were listeners because they helped me out and got me a loner.
Oh, you flex that muscle? I didn't. I didn't. I didn't say anything. They said, do we listen to the show?
Is she going full lunchbox on us?
No. I was saying they were very kind.
I get it, Amy.
Whoa, I did not say a thing.
You support that?
I support it. Listen, Amy, when you got to get stuff done, drop the name, say, hey, throw your arms up, make a scene.
Let him know who you are.
I didn't.
Wear a name tag.
Good for you, Amy.
Good for you for flexing the show.
I did.
All right, Ray, go ahead.
From Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He drives slow like an 80-year-old in all other areas of his life.
He's pretty bold.
Bobby Bones.
Thank you.
I want to tell you guys that I'm on this, and I mentioned it,
but I'm on this anti-parasite cleanse now.
And so I take a dropper of whatever,
and then I take two pills three times a day, 15 days.
And I'm trying to cleanse myself of these parasites that I have.
I have declared I have inside of me.
I think that could have been the issue with what,
but I'm just going to say this.
Make sure day one and day two that you do this
if you decide to do it as I'm doing.
You're not at work.
Why?
Oh no.
Oh, you get it, Eddie?
Do you open the pipes up?
Boy, howdy.
The damn broke open?
It's just like, it's been hard.
It's been hard, you know?
It's been hard.
So have you passed any?
I don't know.
My wife's asked the same thing.
If you're past anything, I'm like,
how am I'm supposed to know.
Do you check the toilet?
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, I can't run from it fast enough.
I'm out of there.
Oh, I hit it and just go.
I'm just going to let it be.
Okay.
As a wise man once said,
Let it be, let it be.
Four of them actually.
And hopefully it's just going to have happened.
But I'm doing it right now,
but I don't know how you're supposed to know.
Well, if you're not.
It's too early in the morning for that crap, literally.
And I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm just taking it.
I don't even know that I have one,
but it also says you can do it.
This is 80% of humans have parasites in them.
That's crazy, man.
Which is crazy.
That's right.
So I'm in the middle of that,
but I'm feeling pretty good today.
Are you taking Parismart?
Yeah.
Okay.
What the Parasmart?
I've dealt with parasites before.
Like a long time ago.
That's good.
No, you didn't get it for me.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Oh, look at this.
Don't worry.
Somehow I got it from lunchbox.
I don't know how.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
All right, let's go.
We're here today.
We're starting the show.
We're glad you're here.
It's at this time every morning.
We hear from you.
We answer questions because you send them to our mailbag.
You send an email and we're breathing all the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
My husband is currently out of town on two-week work trip.
I've been enjoying having the house to myself for just me and the dog.
Until last night, when our dog wandered into his man cave,
he has one rule our dog is never allowed in the man cave.
Well, our dog helped himself to a baseball autographed by Nolan Ryan.
Oh, no.
His dad got a sign for him when he worked for the Texas Rangers
in the early 90s, so he's had it forever.
I can get one on eBay for under 100
bucks, except it's
not personalized.
The options are, should I own up to it? Just tell him
the dog chewed it up, or should I buy an old baseball
with Nolan Ryan's autograph
and forge the personalization myself.
Oh, no.
I have a little time before he gets back.
Signed, wife who dropped the ball.
Now, you want to know what you should do or what I would do.
Because I'll be honest
They ain't the same thing, I don't think
Uh-uh
Okay
The ink has to be the same color too though
Like you have to remember
And maybe you can still see it
I'm with the dog ate
But he's gonna be upset
I'd probably get that ball
If it's the same ink
Like same size
And just write the name on it
And you would forge the autograph
I'd know
I don't need to forge an autograph
I would forge
Yes what he wrote to the name
Like too Benji
That's crazy
Too Benji
Whatever it was
If I can see it I can do it
it. He's never going to know.
Oh, both, folks, when you get something
autographed. But you don't. I have tons of stuff autograph. Never go look at it
again. No, no, but he's had this
since he was a kid. I know. And he probably looked at this
thing thousands of times, like, how cool is
this ball? I'm telling you, I bet he never walks up and just like,
it examines it. I bet it's cool and he has
it there, but I never... You shouldn't do
what I'm saying. I said,
you want to know what I would do, what I would say.
What you should do is own up to it immediately
and just take your lump-ins
and that's the end.
Maybe you could put the chewed up
ball in a little case
and you know it's another season of our life
but yeah
he's probably going to be upset or
what you can do is you can wait
to tell him when he's in a really good mood about something else
oh yeah yeah that way
and squash the good mood
no not squash the good mood but
limit limit how much bad mood you get
I don't like that at all because he's finally
maybe he's happy about something and then you're like
coming in with yeah then you don't feel the
rap is my own here's another thing too
like you know I don't look at my autograph
stuff very often. It could be in five years
when he realizes it's chewed up. Absolutely.
And then you're just like, long and divorced. I mean, yes,
that's right, or that. We're like, I don't know what happened.
Oh, that's weird. So you can get an
autograph Nolan Ryan for 99 bucks,
for 46 bucks, for 39 bucks,
for 102 bucks.
So your options are there.
You just have to kind of match what the other one
was. If you wrote years on it.
Okay.
Yeah, probably.
Could she order a bunch of balls
and put them in, like,
have a ton? And when she goes to
tell him. She's going to be like, I have something I have to tell you, and it's horrible.
The dog ate your Nolan Ryan, but look, I bought you five. But I think this one's probably
about his dad. I know, the connection. You keep that one. Guys, I understand this. But it's like,
hey, now you have the chewed-up signed ball and five extra balls. If he already doesn't like
the dog, too, that's an extra wrinkle. Maybe he loves a dog. But I think you protect
the dog and then you get a fake one. For the dog. For the dog. For the dog. For the dog.
A dog's a life and honor.
But that's also on you if you let the dog in there.
I guess once you do tell him, maybe send the dog to a friend's house for a few days.
Oh, let him cool down.
Wait until the dog dies of natural causes, way down the line and tell him then.
And you want to hear something funny?
Yeah, you want to go.
Go look at your ball.
Okay, what should she do?
What should she do?
Not what did I say.
What should she do, Amy.
What I said, go buy as many balls as you can.
It's expensive.
Okay, as you can.
So maybe it's the $44 one or whatever you said.
and then present him with a lot of balls and tell him.
I don't know.
You just have to be honest, out of the gate.
Why not?
And don't, but don't do it on a day that he's really happy about something.
I would do it then because in the beginning he's not going to be.
Yeah, he's not going to be as bad.
Yeah.
Launchbox?
I thought you should reach out to Nolan Ryan on social media and see if he could personalize a ball to your husband, explain what happened.
The only problem is Nolan Ryan and got social media.
So you're just going to have to tell him.
Email?
Pony Express.
You're just going to have to tell him and say, look, I'm a bad wife.
Eddie?
Nothing.
just put the ball where it was
and just pray to God that he never sees it.
If enough time passes,
it could be a kid's fault and they never admitted it.
Exactly. That's weird.
You can even play with it.
Oh, that's weird. I don't know what that is.
What even dog was this?
I don't want the dog in here.
That's what I'm saying.
You should just tell him.
Get it over with, rip the band-aid off.
But I would get a fake one
and write the name on it.
And if you're a goldfish died now and I was watching,
I could find the same one.
I'd replace the goldfish.
You better dang believe it.
Because I want you to feel the best.
It ain't about me.
It's about you.
I want you to feel the best.
It's that memory with your dad.
We can't replace that memory,
but we can make sure you still feel great about it
about the ball that you got, kind of,
not really, but still there.
I want you to be sad about it.
Tell them the truth.
All right, that's the email.
That's the mailbag.
Close it up.
We've got your email.
I always know when two different people on the show
send me an idea something to talk about,
but they have two different versions of what happened.
It's going to be so good for the year.
And so it's Lunchbox and Morgan number two.
And they both said,
hey, I want to talk about something that happened up here at the building yesterday.
And so I'm going to let lunchbox go first.
Yes, thank you.
And then I'm going to go to Morgan and let her tell her side of the story.
So what happened?
So they had a Dunkin truck out front where they were giving away free coffee and I thought donuts.
So I was like, awesome.
So I'd go out there to get some free donuts.
I'm excited.
And they go, oh, no, we only have coffee, but we do have gift cards.
And I said, oh, that's great because I have a family and I have kids.
And they love donuts.
So I'd love to get some gift cards.
You talked to them like that so nice and respectfully.
And I'm like, I used to slaying donuts for a living.
I used to work at Dunkin' Donuts.
Don't you worry about it.
Yeah, gift card would be great.
And they go, we only have two left.
And I said, oh, that's perfect.
You know what I mean?
And Morgan goes, no, no, no, I need one.
I need one.
Morgan doesn't even like the villain.
Wow.
She came in and snapped one real quick.
Go ahead.
Like, what are you doing?
You don't even have kids.
You're not taking your kids to get donuts.
This isn't like a big day for them instead.
So you took two and she got none?
No, I got one.
One, she got one because she's...
No, no, no, but your idea was you wanted two and she got none.
Yeah, because she doesn't have kids to take the donuts.
So only people with kids, you get a gift card?
The whole point was I was going to take my kids to Dunkin.
But that's your point.
Yeah, but she was the...
She heard, oh, there's only two left and reached in and grabbed as I was about to get two.
So she...
Why would you get two, though?
For my kids.
No, I know, but why would they give anybody to?
Because I told them, I want to bring my two kids.
Well, I have three, but the younger one doesn't understand what it...
Like, that way they can each give the gift card when they're paying for their donut, makes them feel special, teaches them about how paying at the register.
Why don't I give them like a $5 bill?
No, because I had a gift card and one has a $5 bill.
Can do a $5 bill.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So you're upset because.
Because she just inserted herself in there like she was, oh, give me that gift card.
She doesn't even need one.
Okay.
Now, Morgan, your side.
Yeah, so Lunchbox and I walked out there together to the food truck and we walked up at the same time.
And I was very kind.
and I was willing to try the coffee.
I don't even drink coffee,
but I was like, hey, you guys are here.
And I'm grabbing one.
And the girl goes,
hey, I have a gift card for each of you guys.
Hands them directly to both of us.
And Lunchbox tries to snatch the one out of her hand
that she's giving to me and says,
you don't deserve one.
You don't have kids.
Different story.
So only people with kids deserve a gift card for free donuts.
Apparently, he kept repeating it.
And he would try, I was just standing there
trying to talk to the girl.
And he kept coming up to me
and trying to grab it out of my hand.
Like we were playing a game.
Was he serious?
I don't know.
I assume so.
Okay.
Everybody that's not Morgan on lunchbox, your final thoughts.
Who wins the big debate here, Amy?
Morgan.
Why?
I mean, do I even have to say?
Yeah, for his own sake.
Hold on.
Okay.
Why are you not going with me?
For his own sake, go ahead.
Okay.
I would just say that Morgan was present.
She's the one there.
She's just like you.
She was handed the gift card for the people that are physically there.
And just because Morgan doesn't have kids,
doesn't mean she doesn't get a gift card.
Also, what if somebody else would have been there at the exact same time and they didn't have kids,
but you didn't know them? You wouldn't have done that to them.
Right.
You only did that to her because you know her.
I would have tried to take two.
But if they were like, no, that's for her, you wouldn't have been like, well, I got kids,
random person.
You don't know that.
I do know that.
Eddie.
Look, I have four kids, right?
So I side with Morgan.
That's so dumb.
Like, there were two gift cards, one for each of you.
That's how it works.
Yeah, and you don't get more just because you have kids.
I disagree.
You get more back on your taxes.
But not donuts.
You don't get more donuts because you have kids for that reason.
If it were, show us pictures of your kids day and we'll give you a gift card.
That's different.
Exactly.
And also I tried to let her know, you know, that I used to slaying for Dunkin' Donuts.
So like I used to work there.
So it's more like I got loyalty.
Morgan just is just a, you know, a feather in the wind.
She doesn't care.
She'll go to this donut shop, go to that door shop.
I stay local.
But their point is, and I'm glad you said that.
They don't need your business because you're staying local and loyal.
And she's a feather in the wind.
Maybe that gets her there.
I don't know.
Morgan, you're completely in the right.
Do you have your card?
I do have it.
How much was the card worth?
I think it's like $5.
See?
See what?
Why did you see all see?
She stole five dollars from me.
No, she did.
I didn't steal it from you.
Also, you said you get money back on your taxes.
That means you have more money than I do as a single person.
So take it and buy donuts with it.
And you don't get more just because you have kids as far as like gift cards.
Okay.
I disagree, but I tried and she stole it.
And I mean, the lady had two in her hand and I was reaching for him.
Why would she give you both?
It doesn't matter.
And here comes this little hand out of nowhere and goes, ah, a little grabby hands.
Oh.
I did not grab it.
Oh, you did.
Why did she have grabby hands?
What is that exactly?
Grabby hands.
Grabby hands.
Oh, my God.
All right, I'm down.
It's a bit.
Morgan, you win, though.
Thank you.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Yeah, it's something good.
Melissa Morris lives in Winn, Arkansas.
And a couple of weeks ago, those tornadoes ripped through her town.
It was coming through.
She heard the sirens.
So she went into her bathroom hid.
And she was okay.
But when she got out, her house was destroyed.
She had lost a shed.
and in that shed was a bunch of her old memories,
a bunch of pictures that she lost.
He was like, I'm never going to find these.
Well, 150 miles away, John Ellis, who lives in Bradford, Tennessee,
walking around his yard,
150 miles away.
And he sees a picture.
He's like, this is interesting.
So he puts it on social media.
He's like, does anyone know who this is?
And somehow it got back to Melissa.
It was Melissa's daughter's basketball picture from high school.
I don't know how many years ago.
But it had the high school name on the jersey.
So it connected her.
Melissa got her picture back, so this is crazy.
So, I mean, if anyone else sees pictures out there, send them my way.
To you?
No, Melissa said that.
I can't believe a picture would blow 150 miles.
I'm from a tornado.
That's unbelievable.
Are you sure you like land on a car, and then the car drive of 80 miles?
Possibly like the forest gun feather.
Got stuck on the bottom of someone's shoe.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, I get tornadoes and how big they are and how strong, but a picture that far.
Also, again, not an ad, but if you have old pictures, you should get legacy box and save them all,
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Yeah.
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What's the code?
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Is it Bones?
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So if something like this happens,
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Right.
But 150 miles.
I'm blown away by that.
Me too, man.
I saw that number,
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that's real.
Was it just one picture?
It was one picture that he found,
but I mean,
she's got a lot of pictures out there.
So anywhere in that 150 mile radius.
be looking for pictures and families.
That's right.
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It's a Bobby Bones show interview.
In case you didn't know.
Parker McCollum, walking in studio right now.
Here are three number ones that he has as of this moment.
Pretty heart.
What is that sick?
To be loved by you.
So why are you always angry?
And this one, well, it's about to be a.
number one. Here is Handel on You.
Tennessee,
Kentucky, because he's got a new album coming out
May 12th called Never Enough, born
in Conroe, Texas, worked
on his grandparents ranch, you know,
spent a lot of time in Austin, Texas,
is, you know, total Texas
country dude who is living in Nashville
now, he's obsessed with shoes,
and he's a good dude. And here he is
now. Come on it, man.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Parker McCollum. Hey, buddy, good to see you.
It's good to see you. Do you have any lyrics people mess up all the time?
I have some that I mess up all the time
I ask that because
I don't know why we're singing
Edwin McCain when you walked in
I'll be your crying shoulder
That song right there
There's a lyric that goes
I'll be love suicide
And then Amy goes
No I thought I've always said
Like your love superstar
I can see that
I feel like that's common with hit songs
because I do that songs I grew up listening to or whatever
and like years later I'll find out.
I'm like, man, that's what's always that?
She just found, but I'm being told that's kids' bops version of me.
Do you listen to KidsBop?
Edward McKin?
Do you have any lyrics other than you hear people sing back at all?
That you're like, man, that is not right at how that lyric.
Because if you have none, that means you nunciate perfectly
and it all makes sense.
I do not.
I'm actually, the band calls me the king of the gibberish on stage
because I'll go, I'll sing a whole verse
and never say a word of English.
But I just, you know, BS.
Like the melody?
Until I get back to the chorus because I can't remember the words to my own song. I do that nightly. And do you fake that as to where the audience thinks that you're actually doing it or do they know you're doing gibberish? I would say sonically they can tell 100% that I'm not saying the right words because they know the words to the songs. But I mean, I'm out there. I sell it. I don't even skip a beat. Do you do the thing where you stick the microphone out there if you don't remember the word sometimes? I have before. I do that on the show sometimes, but no listeners will yell back because they can't. So that just makes it awkward.
when no one does it.
They're letting you down.
Handle on News crushing it.
It's doing good.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I did see you tweet something a couple weeks ago where you're like,
you know, I never wrote about beer, maybe in a song?
I've never said the word beer in a song.
Yeah.
So what is that about?
Is that purposeful?
As a kid, he said, I'm never writing about beer.
And then why did you change?
No, maybe not intentional, but I just kind of dawned on me.
I was, you know, thinking about this record and can it be successful in today's
country music world and you know what are so many songs about so many there are so many um common
topics in country music it kind of gets repetitive and so i've always tried to stay away from that and
i was kind of wondering had i'd done that on this record and i thought i had and then i was like
well at the same time this i did say beer and that's the first time i've ever said that in the song
what song was that on the new record uh it's called hurricane i wrote it with david lee murphy
it's the lead track on the record you wrote that with randy rogers too huh hey randy rogers and
john randle it was david lee's song he had written the course
We were just over at my house hanging out, and he played it, and I was like, dang, I want to sing that. I like that a lot.
did you consider not even putting the song on the record?
Okay.
I like it.
I think it's really cool.
And I like beer songs.
I like drinking songs.
I have a lot of songs about drinking.
I mean, I wrote a song about whiskey.
You never said the word whiskey, you know.
It just seems generic at times.
And I think, you know, there's got to be a place for it.
Like certain words that, you know, kind of get overused.
And it's, I don't know.
I have a beer song now.
Have you been to a concert lately at all?
Last show you've seen?
last concert that I would have gone to.
For fun.
Oh, um.
Boy, that long, huh?
Because you're just on the road so much.
Probably John Mayer here in Nashville last year.
Holly and I went.
I went to him here.
He was a solo tour.
A couple weeks ago?
Yeah.
I know you're a big John Mayer fan as well.
But it's got to be tough to go to a concert when you're always out doing concerts.
And then most concerts are pretty much when you're gone anyway.
You ever do anything on the road, though, if you're like on Friday or Saturday?
Do you ever, like, purposefully, if your wife's,
out with you, like, we're going to spend the day doing this because we don't do a lot of stuff.
Sometimes, it's hard to have your wife on the road with you because there's so much stuff I'm accustomed
to doing on the road and I have such a routine when I'm on tour. And she doesn't, you know,
she's not going to, like, work out in front of everybody in the bus with the guy. She actually would,
I guess, but she doesn't, on the road. She doesn't go and play, I go play golf all the time.
But like we, at the same time, we'll go to a baseball game. You know, if we have a night show and
there's a day game, like in St. Louis or something, we've done that, Bush State.
You don't get to go to the whole thing.
You only go to a few endings.
Do you worry about getting tired?
Because that's always my fear on the road.
Is I'm going to get tired?
Then I'm not going to be able to nail it at night.
Yeah, I mean, you're, one, you're so accustomed to just kind of going all the time.
It's kind of why I have trouble sleeping when I'm not on the road because I'm just so used to that schedule.
But I don't think so.
I mean, your body lets you know when you need some rest.
My body always screams rest.
Like right now, I need rest.
I would love some rest.
I never not have.
I got three.
You did this.
Why?
I just couldn't sleep.
I went to the gym at like 4.30.
I didn't even know they opened that early.
You went to the gym at 4.30 in the morning?
You don't try to like suffer it out, like to be miserable and get another 30 minutes?
No, so I did.
I went and worked out and went home and slept an hour and came here.
What do you do when you work out?
What's your main thing?
By now I'm just trying to gain a bunch of weight and just lift and just see how strong I can get and how big I can get.
I've kind of been.
Dude, I know, it was the first hand I noticed when I walked down.
Bobby's been lifting.
Yeah, just a little something, you know?
Well, you bench press.
I don't bench.
Yeah, me either, really.
max anyway. It's bad for your shoulders. What do you do? Squats? No, I've kind of got this arthritis in my
knee lately. I think from playing golf maybe and haven't been doing legs a whole bunch. I just started
about a week ago. So I'll do like real lightweight squats, but a lot of lunges, a lot of machine legs.
How do you feel about people shirtless in the gym? It means it depends. Like, I don't want to be a
lifetime with your shirt off. That's not the right vibe there. I agree with that. That's what I was
saying. It is not the right vibe. But there are gyms.
You know, like old school, just strictly iron gyms, which I enjoy we find on the road pretty often.
You ever box?
I did a little in high school.
You know, the workouts are incredible, but I never had, I had no business trying to beat somebody up.
You're a pretty big dude, though.
How tall are you?
6.3.
How much you weigh?
2.14.
He's like a linebacker.
Yeah, so what's your goal?
But I've never, I've been 193 pounds for, I mean, 20 years.
Let me see.
Take your shirt off.
I'm kidding.
crap.
I wish I could keep a straight face and just do it.
Just be like, yeah, man.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I kind of got a little belly right now
because I've been eating and trying to bulk
and gain so much weight that my pants are kind of tight.
Hallie was like, you have a belly.
What does she think about your body?
Does she like you muscular or thin?
Because my wife, wherever I am,
she wants me to feel good.
Even if she knows I'm kind of gross,
she would be like, I like, I like it right now,
even with your pooch.
And I'm like, that's not true.
Well, that's what she's supposed to say too.
Yes.
I don't know. I think she
It's not really
She isn't really
Say anything about it
She just is like
You got a little chunky
Check these out on me
Man gun
I'm telling you when I walked in
I'm like Bobby's been
How does that make you feel?
Why would you make that up?
Because he just followed along
Hey oh well
Well we're gonna come back with Parker in a second
We have some real stuff to talk about
I do want to mention the tour
Some additional dates this fall
So every time I told you this
Every time I look at your pictures
From on the road
I pinch and zoom in
and like every seat's full.
It's been good.
It's, it's, uh, my career is as good right now as it, as it's ever been.
And honestly, it's a lot bigger than I ever really, uh, dreamed about when I was a kid.
Does it make you feel good?
Certainly.
Or does it make you feel anxious?
Like, there's a new pressure?
A little anxious at times.
Uh, you just want to deliver and, uh, you know, your life changes.
And, you know, I mean, the older you get right, the more responsibility you have and you still have a full career to run.
And so that's kind of where some of the angst comes from.
But I don't know.
I mean, it's up to you.
It's all mental, you know, if you want to handle it and step up to the plate and deliver the opportunities there.
Boom.
Because I didn't really want to handle it, but now I will.
That's a motivation.
He's like, suck it up, loser.
Okay, man, you got it.
Parker does an awesome live show.
Parker Macollum.com.
We're going to come back with Parker in a second.
New tour dates are up all the way through.
I mean, it's like two pages of dates.
Dang, you're going to be so rich on this tour's over?
Hey, by the way, you're banned?
My band.
Oh, the raging idiots.
Bad ass.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry if I said that.
That's all right.
Appreciate that.
Really cool.
And I listened.
I was on the plane when they sent me the edit for the TV show.
The show.
Yeah.
And I was like,
that's all you, bro.
Bowen away, dude.
It's, it's, I had, you know, I had my drummer after sound check.
I had my drummer come to the show.
I said, you need to come see this boy hit the cans.
Oh, I thought it was because he's like, you need to jump in real quick because they were not good.
I was like, you need to come see this boy hit the cans.
We really, you know, we're, we're, it's, does.
dumb as we are and Eddie and I are our band is awesome.
That's what I always say. I say I'm the least talented person on our stage by form of large.
I didn't say that though and you said I meant, did you see what it's happening?
It goes, I say, okay, I hear you.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Parker McCollum.
Can you fix stuff?
Sometimes, you know, sometimes I'm like, I'll take it on.
I'm like, all right, I'm going to fix this.
But most of the time I'm like, I just don't even want to deal with it.
And you're gone so much.
I assume when you get home, you don't want to have to fix the dryer.
No, there's like a fine line, you know, like the doorknob or, you know, some stuff like that, I can be pretty handy.
But once it gets into the electrical stuff, I'm like, my father-in-law is really good with electricity.
Thank God.
And he does all that for me.
You mow the yard ever?
No, I just, I'm about to buy a lawnmower.
I bought this new house and it's got a huge yard.
And I was like, I'm going to buy, Hallie was like, you're never going to be home to mow.
I'm like, I know.
But when I am, I want to.
You like mowing.
I don't like anything working outside.
Yeah, not me. I like the internet.
You don't like the sweat?
Not anymore. I'm sweating out.
But I'm good. I don't need...
When the money's good, baby.
I did maintenance on a golf course forever, mowed all yards forever.
I'm all good.
But like a week ago, you spent like three hours cleaning up your backyard.
Because there was a storm.
You had to do it.
Bad storm.
But you had to get some satisfaction from that.
I just sent in the picture to my wife being like, that's it.
Literally, that's all I cared about was.
I wanted to get it done because it was a disaster.
But I sent it before.
I said, oh, man, look at this.
It's a mess over here.
And then she went, dang, that is terrible.
And I went, but here's what I just did.
And I sent it after, like part two.
Yeah.
And then she thought I was so sexy.
Do you?
She didn't agree.
I wouldn't disagree with her.
She didn't think that at all.
I wouldn't disagree with her.
I saw you giving a tour of your bus on Instagram.
You got a new bus?
I did.
That's exciting.
It's very exciting.
So, but you designed, how do you design a bus?
What are you designing exactly?
I mean, when I say I designed it, I took a bunch of screenshots of some other buses.
And I said, I want to do this, this, this and this and this.
Um, that's kind of when I started building.
I just, once I had my own, I'm like, right now I know how I want to do it.
So when you buy a bus, do you just, you like go to the bus lot?
I did not.
I'm never by a bus.
Oh, okay.
But you designed a bus you didn't buy?
Yeah, they let you build it.
Dang, I need to do that.
Just for one trip.
I'll design it going one trip.
I'm good.
You could.
It's there.
It's, it's expensive though, dude.
But my, my thing is always, you know, that's where I spend so much of my time.
It's my home on the road.
So if you're going to put money anywhere, you want to put it to where you're comfortable.
and it's nice, dude.
I have not regretted it one time.
Is it true?
And I think this is probably true,
that it just shows what kind of guy you are,
that you turned down your dad's offer
to buy you a bus early on in your career?
Why did you turn that down?
Man, I feel like I was pretty aware
when I was a kid of,
especially kind of the Texas music scene
and the guys that I grew up really idolizing
and, you know, the whole mantra,
their whole reputation.
It goes all the way up to Willie is road warriors
and doing it the hard way
and paying your dues and earning it.
And I really paid a lot of attention to that when I was a really little kid.
And so when I really kind of started touring and trying to do it for a living,
you know, my dad is a businessman.
He's not in the music business, he's in the car business, but he's a numbers guy.
You know, and he was like, man, I'll buy you in ears, buy you a bus.
And I'm like, I was like, it's never going to work like this.
I'll always be looked at as, you know, the kid whose dad bought him a music career.
That was like really heavy on my mind.
I was like, I want to go out and I'm going to do it at the heart.
way. And if you're good enough, you know, you can make it. So you had to cancel a couple
shows back in February because you were sick. Your voice was shot, which happens. How sick and how
far did you have to get until you were like, oh, I have to, because I know you don't want to cancel
anything for any reason whatsoever. Well, you know, people forget it. It's like, you know, you lose a lot of,
you're paying a lot of people to be there. You're going to lose a lot of money canceling a show. Like,
you only do it if you, if you're, you know, I've done it before. I'm like, right, I'm just going to
play the show and go out there and it is garbage and these people paid their harder
and money to come see you and they're not getting what they paid for um but i had i was actually
feeling a little better when we canceled that show but i had gone out and sang three nights in a row
dog sick like nasty sick i mean yakking up stuff on the stage and not good and so by the fourth day
i was like okay like i'm this is this is too much and so we just went back and made it up though it was epic
yeah and i saw that's what reminded me of
But that's a great point that you brought up is that it does cost you money to cancel a show.
It's not like you're like, oh, I don't feel like working.
I'm going to cancel it and everything's the same.
No, everybody you brought on the road, the whole crew, all the, the 40 crew and buses and 18
wheelers and everything, we're there ready to roll.
They're loading in.
I can't go.
There's no way I can go tonight.
You ever run, what I'll do sometimes run to like a minute clinic and get a steroid shot?
Oh, yeah.
I lived on steroid pills last year.
It's saved, but then I feel terrible like two days later.
Play good golf, though.
You do?
You ever hit a golf ball on prednisone?
No.
What does that do?
I don't know.
I don't know, but you swing a lot harder than ball.
And I've played, the best golf ever played my life is after, like, being singing on steroid pills.
Wow.
He's really selling that.
Yeah.
I like it.
Prednisone.
Your album comes out in May.
What's, like, why should we be excited?
Dude, I don't know, Bobby.
I'm so weird about putting records out.
I get real beside myself.
Every record I've put out.
I always leave the studio, feeling like I missed big time.
And all three of them have done.
you know considerably well for me even though I felt that way every time and hopefully this
way will be the same same way but I don't know it's a lot it is songwriting for me is such a
um you know it kind of it's a hard on my mind um writing songs and I the places that I try to go to
to write songs and where I write them from you know it's not just you know kind of easy stuff so
you ever feel too vulnerable like I put too much out there's a there's a song on this record it's a piano
valid and I'm like, I don't think I'll ever get more vulnerable than that song, but...
What's that one called? Just so I can be ready.
Have your heart again. Okay. Remember that from when he comes back next month.
Have your heart again. We're going to make him cry.
Yeah. We're going to bring a piano in. I'm over to play it and he's going to cry because you're going to hear it.
It's got a big falsetto in it. Really? You go up high?
Have you heart again?
It's pretty close. It seems like you've heard it before.
Come on. All right. So, album comes out May 12th. We'll talk to you when the record comes out.
But let's talk about the tour real quick because you put up a bunch of new shows. How long has
your set? Full Parker night.
90 minutes. What's your first song in the set list?
To be loved by you. Oh, you come out with a hit.
Get tickets to the show. A bunch of new dates at at Parker McCollum.com.
A lot of great openers. Corey Kent, who's awesome. Katie Offerman, love her. Larry Fleet.
I mean, Randy Rogers banned some. It's just a lot of... Gary Allen's opening for us in
Dallas. Really? At Duce Ekes. That's got to be super cool for you. I've never met him. I can't
wait to meet him. I'm very excited. Doesn't he have like a whale penis or something in his
house? Excuse me? What is it, Morgan?
Is he packing like that?
Well, that's not his.
It's his collection.
He likes to keep him.
And the reason he does is because he says if anybody ever robs him,
he wants to grab that.
And he wants that to be the story that he hit him with a whale penis.
What?
Ask him about that, Parker.
I've been on the show a few times now.
And that's the best moment that I've had on this show.
There it is.
Parker McCollum.
Take it to Parker McCollum.
com.
Handle on you, crushing it's going to be a number one.
And that's it for today.
Parker, good to see, buddy.
Thank you.
There is Parker McCollum, everybody.
Yo Wals.
This is Raysa from Minnesota.
I have a TV recommendation that you all need to watch ASAP.
It's jury duty on Amazon Prime slash Freezy.
It is so good.
It's filmed like the office following a jury through a case,
but the case and jury are all actors except for one juror who really thinks she's on jury duty.
And I mean, I have not laughed as hard in forever.
It just came out on Friday, I think.
and everyone needs to go watch.
My wife was telling me about this show.
I haven't watched it, but she's just we have to watch the show
because only one person isn't in on it.
And so I was looking at the Rotten Tomatoes,
and the audience scores a 98%, which is super hot.
The reviewer scores 38.
They're all like, hey, hoity to do.
Look at us.
I don't like funny things. I'm a stupid idiot.
Yeah.
Jury duty. Okay, I appreciate that.
That's the second person that's recommended that to me,
so I'll be sure to check it out.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
The story is for Eddie.
If you struggle with road rage, well, put peppermint oil in your car or peppermint air freshener or eat a peppermint paddy while you drive.
Or go to therapy.
Hold on.
Back to the peppermint.
So this is like a smell.
It's supposed to make me calm when people drive like fools on the road.
A new study found that the scent of peppermint can reduce aggressive driving behaviors.
So road rage may be relieved.
To be fair.
I'm a vigilante.
No.
You're not.
We all drive like idiots.
Sometimes we don't even know we're driving like idiots.
Remember when you didn't have a blinker that's working, you were just cutting people off like crazy?
Yeah, yeah.
So they could have thought you were being an idiot and a bad driver.
But it wasn't.
There was a mishap with your car.
So we all, I'm supposed to say it again, we all make not the best decisions while driving.
Some of us more than others, Amy.
But the rest of us, we still do mess up.
You pull in the middle sometimes and people can't get through.
And you're like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Then you don't look up.
You just look at your steering well.
That's so embarrassing.
We all mess up.
So if somebody cuts you off, just think, oh, that's accidentally been me before, too, and I didn't even realize it.
Okay.
Also, peppermints.
Inhal the peppermintz.
We need to buy Eddie some peppermint oil.
Okay, Bobby, I have small gestures that are going to earn you bonus points with your wife.
Small gestures.
Go ahead.
This is from Askman.
Let me see if I do them.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Hello and Goodbye kisses.
Yeah, but I leave way early, and she doesn't like it when I wake her up with a kiss.
She doesn't like anti-sleeping beauty.
because that's where, you know,
did they wake sleeping beauty
over the kiss?
Yeah.
She doesn't like sleeping beauty then.
I don't remember that movie.
Yeah, me either.
Okay, cuddles.
Yeah, we cuddles.
She cuddles me mostly.
I'm the little spoon.
Basically every night.
You could have just left that out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Little things like, you know,
putting a little note on, like,
the mirror for her or on her computer that she'll find.
I don't do that one.
Like on a post-it.
Did you ever do that?
Yeah, I wrote notes,
but I think if we write notes,
and sometimes I'll send her an email at 4 o'clock in the morning.
It's not writing in a name. No, no, it is because it's like a nice email. It's not like, hey, I need you to pay this bill. It's like, hey, I really enjoyed this. You're really nice. Interesting. The little thing could be, yeah, slipping something into her bag so she sees it when she gets to work and it makes me think about how. The problem is she lost one that I wrote her a long time ago. Yes. That you told that story at your wedding. That was like your, what was that? What was that? What was that? Like, when she ever going to say she saw this real note, then it was never in her bag. Turns out, it had fallen out. And I found it way later. Same. Yeah.
Chores. You could do chores.
No. You did. You cleaned up after the storm.
That's true. That's kind of. That's that one.
Show appreciation.
I do a lot of dog stuff. Oh, yeah. I try to do better than that.
Okay. Affection for no reason.
Yeah.
Letting her sleep.
Yeah. Well, sometimes.
And then leading her through a crowd. Like if you're at a busy place, like you being like, I got this, babe.
She leads me to a lot of crowds.
Oh, my goodness.
She's like, yeah, I got this. Hold on.
Yeah, thank you.
All right.
Trisha Yearwood had to put out a warning to her fans yet again.
She is not endorsing any sort of keto gummies,
but there are some ads out there that are like so legit
that she had to put out this full-blown statement
that she has never been a part of endorsed or anything for these keto gummies.
It's a weight loss scam. Don't fall for it.
Why do they say she is?
Are they using her picture?
Is it a fake?
Yeah, they're exploiting her name, her face, her voice.
Wow.
Overall likeness without permission.
Her voice.
Dang.
How do you do that?
You're going to get caught.
I guess you can do it until they sue you, cease and desist.
Wow.
Yeah, there's fake ads all over TikTok, Facebook.
Maybe people are calling.
I've never endorsed a single thing in my life all of a sudden.
Every time I turn the radio on, it's me like, hey, why are you here for?
That's really you.
No, it's really a mean.
Is that it?
I'm Amy.
That's my file.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
There's this 52-year-old.
nerd in Phoenix, Arizona.
Why you got to start a nerd? Are you saying that?
Is this some sort of lunchbox editorial?
It's my editorial. I'm adding my own commentary
to the story. He is out
playing Pokemon Go. That's why
he's a nerd. He's 52 years old.
And who knew Pokemon Go was still a thing?
Well, you did. Yeah.
You know why? Because I'm cool.
I'm hip.
Anyway that says they're hip, not hip. I'm the in-crowd.
Go ahead. This is the out-crown. So he's out doing
Pokemon Go and he comes across
a 15-foot long,
spoon that had been stolen from the local Dairy Queen.
This was in the news because they couldn't find the spoon.
Yeah, three dudes on a motorcycle took the spoon and ditched it behind the middle school.
And this guy's out paying Pokemon.
I don't know what you're trying to get a go get.
What are they called?
What's he named?
A Pikachu.
That's his name.
A Pikachu.
And he finds a spoon and he's able to return it to the people at the Dairy Queen.
And it was going to cost them $7,000 to replace it.
So they said, hey, as a reward, we're going to give you every single blizzard that's on the menu.
you can come by once a day and get a blizzard.
Hey.
Once a.
Oh, cool.
For all the summer flavors, he can try all of them.
Oh.
But I was like, oh, if it's going to cost them $7,000 to replace it, give him $7,000.
No, or they just go out of a new one then with that logic.
Okay, and then give him $3,500.
They're giving him.
He wasn't doing it for a prize.
I know.
He was out trying to find a Pikachu.
And who knows.
Say that out loud.
You wouldn't stood in line to meet a teen mom in a book signing.
But I'm not 52 years old.
Basically.
You look it.
Cool.
Got him.
You don't mean, look good.
But okay, good for him.
He turned it in, now he's got free DQ.
What do they want to, what's that big spoon for?
Like, they use them in the restaurant?
Yeah, it's in front of the DQ.
Oh, hilarious.
I call it Dairy Queen still, but I know DQ's the name.
So, yeah, he returned the spoon.
But I just remember being in the news for like three days looking for the spoon.
Yeah, and they even made shirts at the restaurant and they were handing them out.
Where's my spoon?
Funny.
Well, they got it.
I got it.
There you go.
Yes, anything else?
It's good.
I feel like you came into this negatively.
I had no idea if he found the Pikachu or not.
But he got the spoon back and he said, I don't even want the blizzards.
Okay.
There you have it.
Good for him.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care what I'm saying.
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I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him.
I said, hi, Dad.
And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen.
She says, I have some cookies and milk.
Bad-ass convict me just finished five years.
I'm going to have cookies and milk at them all.
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Here's a voicemail from Jesus in Arkansas.
I was just wondering, I know most of you guys are married.
I was just wondering if you have any or any of your guys have any dating advice.
I'm 27 years old.
I'm currently trying to put myself out.
back out there.
Haven't had any luck yet.
I was just wondering if you don't have any advice that can help me with it.
Love your show.
Thanks.
We can't solve the problem because if so, we'd be billionaires.
But I'm going to tell you, Jesus, it's hard and you're not going to have success.
And then occasionally you'll get a blip, then you'll not have success.
But that's dating.
It's just being unsuccessful a lot.
It's like being a hitter in baseball.
If you can bat 300, you go to the Hall of Fame.
Not 500 or 700.
That's three out of ten.
So I'm saying you got to go out there by putting yourself out there.
You got to go to places where there are like-minded people.
Maybe that's church.
Maybe that's a bar.
Maybe that we go whatever.
Maybe you want to volunteer somewhere.
And it's okay to even volunteer just to meet people too.
Because the volunteering is still happening.
Don't feel guilty.
That's true.
You're still doing it.
Jesus, the answer is not comfortable, but it is you got to put yourself in uncomfortable places
and be willing to be rejected unless you're going full apps all the time.
And even then you can get rejected.
You just don't really know it.
They just don't like you back.
So all I want to do instead of telling you how to do it is to say just keep trying.
And the more you're unsuccessful, the more you're learning and the more it's a numbers game.
Eventually, somebody will say yes.
It's not a fun picture.
I'm glad I have to do it anymore.
I mean, I think recently we talked about confidence and confidence is just trying.
That's it.
He's confident.
I can tell you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, we got to start having this conference about you at some point.
When are you getting out there, Amy?
Not.
Okay. Well, I said at some point, not right now. At some point, we'll have to have this conversation.
Maybe Amy and Jesus. Maybe this is all.
Hey, now you're talking.
Ombshadowing.
Time now for the morning corny.
The morning corny.
Why did the egg hide?
Why did the egg hide?
It was a little chicken.
That was the morning corny.
Sources say the FBI, along with other federal agents,
entered the wrong Boston hotel room.
They were doing a training exercise,
but they went in the wrong room.
And so apparently they grabbed a dude
who wasn't in on the exercise as a pilot.
He had no idea what was going on because he was asleep.
They handcuffed him.
They interrogated him for nearly an hour
before they realized,
Oh, you're not who we thought you were.
Oh, no, no.
That's a nightmare, in that?
It happened on the 15th floor of the Revere Hotel on Stewart Street.
Late Tuesday night, FBI and Department of Defense agents banged on the door to room 1505 and said, let us in.
A Delta Airlines pilot, who was a guest at the hotel, was sleeping inside, woke up, open the door.
Agents barged in as soon as he opened.
They shoved it open, threw the handcuffs on him.
He's in his 30s.
They put him in the shower and interrogated him.
Oh, my goodness.
It was more than 45 minutes before they took the handcuffs off.
They did apologize.
Oh, good.
They were conducting a training operation and a mock interrogation for if it had to happen.
And I guess when he kept going, it's not me, it's not me.
They thought the person would always say it's not them.
Are they like, dang, this guy's good.
They were like, we can't break the boss.
The agents were doing this.
And then while they were, hotel security was notified about the incident.
They called Boston police because they didn't know it was going on either.
And it shows officers wearing body cameras.
and talking to other officers that were doing.
It was just like the Spider-Man meme
or they appointed each other.
Like, you're me, me, you.
EMS was called to evaluate the pilot to refuse treatment.
He said he needed to talk with his employer before commenting.
Dang.
From CBS News.
Just imagine, you're asleep and you wake up.
Huh?
You're already not there fully because you're half asleep.
What don't click?
You have felt like, what did I do?
What, huh?
What have I been involved in?
How did I get framed?
Oh, I'd been going to everybody.
direction. I would think I'd still sleeping. Like, I'm in a dream. Like, and I can't get out of it.
No, I think you'd wake up really quick. This is the worst real life ever. Once I was on the air,
and I don't know if you guys were in the room with me when I got pulled off the air by the FBI.
Were you lunchbox? I believe I was. Were you with me yet? Yes, but I was in North Carolina.
So I was doing a show from my house. So I'm on, dude, nothing. I don't know this story. I do
nothing about anything. We're on the air. It's like 8.30 in the morning. And all of a sudden, someone comes
to the studio door and goes,
hey, we need you to come with us.
And I'm like, I'm on the air.
They were in suits.
I thought it was like a salesperson.
I ain't going anywhere.
Salesperson.
He's like, you know,
we need you to come with us right now.
Boom, Badges, FBI.
And I'm like, what?
I'm on the air.
So I'm like, oh, I got to go.
This is just bones.
You know, one of our little clips.
This is about to the bone show.
And I'm like, wait, what?
And so I remember whomever,
maybe like Carlos,
I'm producer at the time.
I was like, just play songs,
keep this thing going until I come back.
I don't know what's about to happen.
They walked me all the way down the hall.
I'm being Mr. Funny.
I'm like, uh, what's this?
I'm going to prank show.
What's happening here, guys?
Except I've never been pulled off the ear in the middle of a segment.
And so we walked to what was the general manager's office.
But I noticed we got closer to all the windows you can normally see in.
They were covered with newspaper.
And I'm like, well, that's weird.
And I walk in, they came to the very back of the general manager's office with a little table.
And they said, we need you to have a seat right here.
And I'm like, are you guys really at the FBI?
And they're like, yes, we are.
We need to ask some questions about.
threats to the president of the United States.
And I was like, what?
Threats.
And then in my mind, I'm going, what did I say?
Then I started to think it is me for sure.
But I wouldn't have said anything, but I thought I just would make a joke.
Would I made a joke or something?
It was a bad joke.
And I'm like, what did I say?
What did I say?
And I'm trying to think of anything.
I just cannot recall because I wouldn't do it on purpose.
Did I make any sort of joke?
And I like, no, I didn't.
And they're like, did you say that the, whatever?
I said, no, I didn't say that.
They said, okay, but did you write it?
And they handed me a sheet of paper.
they said, read this here.
And I'm like, no.
Then I realized it wasn't me.
But I thought somebody was pinning it on me
and I was going to end up in Guantanamo.
And so on my mind, that's where I am
being waterboarded in Guantanamo
because, and I'm like, no, I didn't write this.
They're like, well, somebody under your name
wrote this threat about the president
of the United States.
And I'm like, I did not write that.
There is no way.
Look at my computer.
You can go through it.
You can even look to my history.
I don't let anybody do that.
I said, I have not.
sent that. We probably did this little dog and pony show for, it felt like three hours,
but maybe 12 to 15 minutes. And I'm scared of death because I have two FBI agents sitting
at a table across from me saying, are you sure you didn't write this? And I am sure, but I'm also
questioning it. I've done a lot of stupid stuff. I'm like, I don't, I'm on WWE message boards,
but not that one. So it turns out after they had gotten from me what they needed, they go,
Okay, we knew it wasn't you, but we had to go through it.
What do you mean you know it wasn't me?
That's crazy.
But they had to go through all the steps they needed to do and ask all the questions,
keep the same pressure on me.
And I'm like, you did, you just push on people even though you know?
I didn't say this out of my mind.
You just push, even though you know I didn't do it.
Turns out somebody was trying to get me in trouble and have, basically I got swatted, but I get FBI.
Oh, yeah.
But they knew who it was, but they still had to come put it.
the screws to me to make sure I didn't do it.
They cleared on that and they went to arrested somebody else.
Wow.
Good thing you didn't crack.
Just to crack.
Yeah.
It was me.
I'm sorry.
I should have never done.
Stop asking me.
I'm sorry.
That's what happens to some people.
Yeah.
I was scared to death.
Like I really was just,
I was frightened that I was going to jail for something I didn't do or something I
didn't remember doing.
And I was taking different sleep medications at the time.
I don't think that I'd pop up in my head that I'd, but I just wouldn't
write that about the president, regardless of who the president is. One time I had the IRS show
up to my door, except they didn't look like IRS, full suits, drop badges. IRS is badges.
Oh, wow. They came to my house. And so you mind if we come in. What are you guys doing here?
What's the deal? What were the IRS? I pay my taxes. Like, I'm happy to let you guys in.
Boom, badges. Again, I'm only in badge like three times like that ever. And I'm like, IRS has badges?
Let them in. They say, hey, it looks like you've been hacked. Someone got to access all your files. And
because of you, they're obsessed with you.
They've also accessed people around you.
And so it was a whole situation.
And press charges against that person.
Yeah, it came to my house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Crazy.
So because someone was so obsessed with me, they decided to check out the money of everybody else too.
Wow.
And decided to get in everybody else's personal records.
That one, that one was a real one.
We went after that one.
We went full Rocky 4 on that one.
America won.
Wasn't a Russian, but it was a villain.
Okay.
We got that one.
Okay.
Anyway, I feel bad for that pilot.
I empathize for that pilot,
is he going to get paid?
I don't think the FBI is going to break him off any money.
If it was another business, probably,
but I don't think the FBI is going to do that.
Nah, not really.
Not really at all.
Sorry, this is for, this is going to keep you safe somehow down the line.
We work just keep you safe.
I'm weird.
It's weird that the hotel didn't know.
Well, they have to let somebody in.
I mean, they don't have to let somebody in.
You can just go on a hotel.
I mean, you think if you're doing an operation,
you at least let them.
no. It seems like this could get real dangerous real quick.
I don't think you let a worker at a hotel know
that you're coming into your practice operation.
Okay. I don't know. I'm just picturing like...
Hey, I've been in one of these operations. I'm going to tell you.
I ain't nobody knowing until the last minute.
I always thought it'd be fun to try to break
a world record at some point.
And then I just get lazy because I'm like, I ain't doing that.
Or I ain't doing that. Or there's no way I can do that.
But this dude's trying to break the world record and stay awake for 11 days.
Oh.
You're going to not know who you are, what your hands do.
Eleven.
You're going to know which way to pee.
you know who your mom is.
You're going to be hallucinating like crazy.
So a guy is trying to break the record of 11 days.
He says this experiment will allow him to access different parts of his brain
and achieve something akin to enlightenment.
Guinness no longer monitor sleep deprivation because it's dangerous.
There's a 1986 record with almost 19 days without sleep.
That's crazy.
Oh, man.
He's over there hitting 11 or close to 11.
or close to 11.
But even that, for me, I don't know, day and a half.
Yeah, I forget who you guys are after a day and a half.
12 hours, man.
Oh, man.
So that's what's up.
He, again, his goal was one day to beat the 19 day one.
But how do you even stay alive?
That doesn't make sense.
Guinness no longer.
And they come out and say it again.
We don't want anything to do with this.
If you people are trying to, this is not a record.
We even put in our, you know, I guess they don't do it in the book.
Maybe it's a book.
We don't put it online anymore because we don't want people trying to do it.
break it. What's the longest
you ever stayed awake? Me, maybe two days?
Yeah, probably. Only because I had a slumber
party or something. Yeah.
College, going out, school, tests.
That's when you were younger or like, when you were older?
You know, probably older. I didn't have a lot of friends when I was younger.
So, probably older.
There's this dude, and he's being just crushed
online because the woman he married
looks very similar
to his daughter.
Let me read this to you, though, before you go crazy.
So his name's Chris, he's 44.
He met Savannah who is 28.
She came to work at the salon that he owns.
Chris was going through a divorce.
His daughter had already been born.
Savannah had no interest into getting in a relationship with this dude.
And so until later.
Now, I don't know.
I'm looking at the pictures here.
Do they look identical?
How old's the daughter now?
Wait, what?
The daughter looks like she could be, what, 22, 23 lunchbox?
Yeah.
Let me see.
I can't really, the daughter's definitely 20s.
I can't tell who the daughter.
I'm going to tell you what.
I'm going to next to each other.
I don't know which one's the daughter and which one's not.
They look like they could be sisters.
But I also don't think that he's with her because I think the mom probably looked like the daughter.
And his type is this blonde, this pretty blonde.
And so obviously they have a daughter that looks like that.
I don't think he's trying to get with somebody that looks like his daughter.
I think he's just, that's his type.
Yeah, because like even if you have a daughter and she's going to,
look like your wife a little bit. That's my point
in general. So that's okay?
Yeah, but it looks, I mean,
this is. I can't, is that the wife
or is that the daughter? No, I couldn't tell either. I assumed
the one holding the baby is the
guys, I think the daughter has braces.
Like, I think that's... The picture I see
that's the show braces. That one, I do see braces there now,
a different picture. No, wait, or is that who he's
married, Mike? That's what I think he's married to because she has a
rid of her finger. That's crazy. That's crazy. Right,
there's a ring on that finger.
Yeah, I see that.
Okay, so here's what I want to say about this, dude.
Oh, boy.
I don't think we should jump on him because the woman he married looks like his daughter.
His daughter looks like his ex-wife.
Oh, man, it's the order, though, dude.
It's the order.
No, I hear you.
It went one, two, that three feels a little clunky.
Yeah.
But you're right, when they're beside each other, you almost can't tell the difference.
But he definitely has a type.
That's the end of the story.
He has a type.
Okay.
But boy, that is bizarre, huh?
There's a woman who sleeps in a dog.
crate and she calls it her safe space.
She's a 21 year old
and she shows the crate that she sleeps
in. She calls it her safe space.
She has fuzzy blanket stuffed animals,
lighting. It's got about a million views
on the video here. And
I get it. Sometimes you'd like to be in a little space like that.
Now, dog crate, it's the cage. It's the same one that
Stanley and Eller have. We never shut the door, but they were
crate trained. So they just go hang out in there
with the door open. Like it's their safe place as well.
Maybe she was crate trained
I don't know
Maybe
She's 21 years old
Yeah if you see this girl
And she's like hey
Here's my dating profile
And this is me hanging out
In my dog crate
No
No chance
So here's the idea
We have a wheel
We bring a dog crate in
Oh my goodness
Hilarious
Whomever loses has to do the show
From the dog crate
Just laying in there
What?
All of us?
No one person
No
All of us are on the wheel
Yeah
100%
Let's go
I don't think I can fit in that.
Yeah, you can.
Those things are huge.
Oh, but you would also get, Eddie, you're not bigger than I am.
You think you can fit in one of those?
Yes.
I'm taller than you and I could fit in one of those.
Okay, all right.
I've got in one to the point where like if Ella's sick or she's, like, I kind of get in and like, hey, I don't get all the way in.
Well, this girl's all the way in.
This is interesting.
She has little Christmas lights and everything around us.
Yeah, she's a weird.
So why don't we do this?
Why don't we spin the wheel tomorrow?
Oh, boy.
Loser
We'll have to do an hour of the show
In the dog crate
We'll get a microphone down
We'll see how it feels
Dang, okay
Just because you get unlucky on the wheel
I feel like it should be a punishment
No, that is not what we're gonna do
We're not gonna punish somebody
Stick him in a dog crate
Because I don't want that, yes
I don't want to have HR on me
And we can put blankets in there right
Like this girl?
And a teddy bear?
Yeah, yeah
You want to bring your own teddy bears
B-YOT?
I'm gonna bring my jammies
Okay, so it's more so
We're looking at this
It's like an experiment
to see if she's on to something.
Yeah, but you also lost the wheel.
You're in the dog crate.
You're in the dog house.
Maybe we just have it here,
and if somebody's in the dog house,
they go.
No.
No.
That's, like you said earlier.
But they can put themselves in.
Volunteer.
Yeah, Amy's having a bad day.
I want to go in the dog crate.
I want to go in the dog house.
I mean, what if it is comforting?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, so tomorrow we'll spend the wheel,
and then maybe, I don't know,
later on this week, we'll have somebody do it for now.
Oh, my goodness.
Hilarious.
That's, you know, when people say, what's the content these folks do nowadays?
This is what we're down to.
I want them to take a look.
We're sicking people on a dog crazy.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care what you're saying.
Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th.
You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,
or my career in sports media.
Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.
And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brain.
new podcast, The Clifford Show.
This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes,
creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.
One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment,
and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music.
The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast.
It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people
who are chasing something bigger.
So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream.
this is right where you need to be.
Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
And for more behind the scenes,
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This is Julian Edelman, host of Games with Names.
On our latest episode, we got comedian,
Blake Anderson from Workaholics and The Hilarious,
This is Important Podcast.
Let's go!
We did beat them in improv.
You had an improv against the team?
Yes, we would pull up their schools,
would be there with signs for,
us. It's competition. What you would win is a bottle of
Goldschlaugger. James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it.
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I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him.
Hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen.
She says, I have some cookies and milk. This is this badass convict.
Right.
Just finished my.
I'm going to have cookies and milk at them all.
Yeah.
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Bobby's Big.
Stories.
An exotic meat dealer now sells lion meat for $50,000 a pound.
Whoa.
Whoa, what?
That's money.
Yeah, that's a lot.
I guess I thought,
lion meat.
I'd like to try that.
You would?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't want a lion killed just so I can eat it.
But if you're eating it, it makes them kill other lions.
I know, that's not good.
So I'd like to try it just because it's lion meat, but I don't want a lion to die for me.
Well, they kill cows and you're okay with that.
Yeah, that's what they're there for, you know?
That's like their whole point.
Well, that's because we made it their whole point.
Right, right.
And Shue, but that's says his customers love it, but he goes out of the way to protect their privacy.
It's legal to sell lions.
meat because it's on the vulnerable species list and not the endangered species list.
Oh.
He also offers turtle meat, bear tenderloin, and even python gallbladder, but it's $50,000 a pound for lion meat.
I'm good.
You wouldn't try that?
If I were hungry and dying, I would eat you.
That's interesting.
But I'm not going to eat lion meat for fun.
Okay.
Even if it's 50,000, I just feel weird about lions.
And although, listen, society has told me what animals I can't.
can't eat, which is kind of stupid.
Right.
And maybe we should eat no meat.
I don't know.
I love meat.
Because even that bear meat sounds very good.
Yeah.
But I wonder what the profit margin is on that 50,000.
I would assume it's okay or he wouldn't do it.
He also just to protect people's privacy.
So it's probably pretty good.
But it can't be cheap to get either because there aren't a lot of lions.
Right.
And they have to go and kill lions for it.
That's something there's not a lot of.
So we had a barbecue once and we cooked a lion leg.
What?
When we lived in North Carolina,
Our neighbor was a chef and his meat distributor got some lion and ended up saying,
hey, I've got this lion if you want to try it.
And he liked to serve exotic things.
So he put it on his sign outside.
He was serving lions or lion meat or something.
And the vegans in the area in Southern Pines were not having it.
And he ended up removing it or didn't want to get in trouble.
And so we hosted, he's like, can we grill it out at y'all's house?
I mean, so many people showed up at our house because everybody wanted to try it.
I couldn't bring myself to try it.
Why are you winking to me?
No, no, I couldn't.
But so many people showed up there like, we're just here to get a piece of a lot.
And he's like, you know, we had a backyard grill.
We had some panda.
Everybody ate the panda.
It was fun.
It was really random how it happened.
But shout out, Jeff Warren.
He took it off the menu.
This was years ago.
And the meat distributor is the one that had it.
I don't think he was doing anything illegal.
It's not illegal.
I just said that.
I know, but it felt wrong.
What did people say about the lion meat?
It tastes like chicken.
Yeah, I think they liked it.
Everything tastes like chicken.
They were like, okay, they just wanted to be able to say they had lines.
It's probably just like the hind of a deer.
Yeah, probably.
It's all gaming.
Yeah, and they're like, how'd you like it?
That was elephant carcass.
Oh.
Oh, it was it?
You get a lie.
If meat's cooked, you could lie and say whatever it is, pretty much.
A North Carolina woman experienced an exploding fridge.
Oh.
Her name's Lenore.
She says she purchased the appliance past fall.
When a tech came to check on a weird noise,
they ordered a part for the freezer before the park came in the fridge.
It exploded, damaging the stove, the walls, and the furniture.
sure.
So this shouldn't happen, right?
But just think, if you put out 500,000 refrigerators,
one of them is going to explode.
He just don't want to have the one.
It's just a numbers game.
One of them's going to explode.
That's from W-T-A-E.
It doesn't sound like she was hurt, though,
and that's really the good thing, right?
Yeah, that's good.
But if you can make that many bridges.
Some of them can't work,
and one of them's going to blow up.
A sister swallows a phone to want to fight with a brother.
He needs a two-hour surgery.
I struggle swallowing pills,
Sometimes.
Yeah, a pill.
Because like some of the coatings on them are like real.
It's like there's like a texture that makes it hard to swallow.
But I can't imagine this whole iPhone.
Can you?
Wow.
Surely it was a tiny flip phone.
Maybe.
Even then.
18 year old girl had to undergo emergency surgery.
She swallowed the cell phone during a fight with her brother.
Yeah, it's more like a tall Motorola type thing.
But even then.
Yeah.
Like you said, pills are hard.
A phone would be like impossible.
The brother and sister were poorly fighting over a cell.
cell phone whenever the teen said, all right, I'm going to end this right now, and then she just swallowed it.
She couldn't just break it?
Yeah, don't have the window.
Blush it.
Right.
Chunk it.
Eish.
Movies are more memorable than theaters.
Yeah, you know the memories I have from watching air the other day?
This dude would not stop trying to figure out who the actors are out loud.
I had freaking corn on the cob Johnson next to me eating food as loud as I've ever heard of human eat food.
And then just like wet it.
Right in my ear.
So gross.
But you're going to remember that forever.
Exactly.
That's why it's memorable.
You saw Big Kenny.
That's all Big Kenny.
That's a lot of memories.
You wouldn't have if you watched it at home.
I can see Big Kenny out everywhere, though.
Anyway, yes.
Moviegoers, they're still going to go to the theaters for the most part.
They say, this has to be some sort of movie propaganda from movie companies putting this out.
Everybody'd rather watch it at home.
I don't know.
Somebody said they saw Creed at the movie theater and it was awesome.
And we saw it at home and it was all right.
I need that sound system.
though. I can imagine the theater how loud those punches were.
Let's go over to Movie Mike.
Movie Mike, I know you love the theater as much as I hate the theater.
Your thoughts?
I love the theater. It enhances the experience.
It can make a decent movie even better.
What about, I don't know, let me just randomly say.
There's a guy named Cornel McOff Johnson, who's eating next to you.
It's so loud and it bothers you.
No, I'm still good. That's part of it.
That's the part. I don't know. I'd rather watch it at home.
All right, thank you, Mike. Don't listen to this podcast.
Movie Mike's movie podcast, a piece of garbage.
There are now professional water tasters.
These are people who taste bottle waters like their fine wines.
Ooh.
Explaining that the waters have a virginality.
Interesting.
Drinkability.
Or there's a water level of protection that they can taste from its environmental surroundings.
What is virginality?
I would assume never been touched.
That's what I thought.
Never been drank.
I don't know, man.
It hasn't been like recycled.
First, I don't know.
How do you have baby water?
Do you prefer a water over, like, is there one brain where you're like, this is a good water?
I'm going to tell you water that's terrible.
What's the fancy kind of red, kind of red letters on a white label?
What is avion?
Kill me.
You want to know what's terrible?
I'm going to be thirsty.
I'm going to die of thirst before I drink avion.
Oh, I like Avion.
Terrible tasting water.
Oh.
Tastes like this.
I'm going to give you guys what it tastes like via a sound.
Oh.
That's what Avion tastes like.
Okay.
It's terrible.
First of all, it's too fancy.
Second of all, it tastes like dukey.
What's fancy about it?
Just avion.
I only see it in fancy places.
Really?
It's at the gas station.
Yeah, but you gotta go to the fancy side of the gas station.
It is more expensive, yeah.
And then you have waters that are a little more acidic.
What's the count with the blue label?
Smart water?
Aquafina.
Aquafina.
Aquafina.
Like you drink.
I could be a water taster.
Wow, man.
Like you're drinking and it kind of burns a little bit.
Aquafina there.
You're not drinking Sprite.
I'm not.
I am colorblind.
Now that you say that.
You know, I like smartwhip.
water's good because there's really, the texture's good, you swallow it pretty easy.
I like the bottle. Makes you more intelligent. You're like what? The bottle. It's like real thin and tall.
Yeah. Yeah. I like, sounds dirty. Okay. There's these ones. I think they're called core and I like it
because the lid turns into a cup. Oh, that's cool too. I don't like core because it's too
colorful. It makes me feel like I'm drinking a lot of chemicals and a lot of dyes. What? It's clear.
I know, but the outside of it. It tastes good. I just don't like all the colors.
Whatever. I just like the little cup that it comes with. I don't know if that's
to be a cup, but...
Why didn't it a cup if you have a bottle?
You're drinking out of a bottle.
I know, but I like to pour it into the thing
and like I'm taking...
Why not just pour right down?
There's a lot of effort.
I drink water way faster
if I drink it out of a measuring cup
or a little cup
like that.
So you take the time to unscrew the cap,
pour it into the cap,
and then drink it straight from the bottle.
Yes.
Weirdest thing I've ever heard.
That's pretty weird.
A 600-year-old Chinese teapot
sells for 13 million bucks in an auction.
Wow.
A 600-year-old
Teapot made for the Ming Dynasty Emperor has sold for $13 million.
It's nine inch.
It's Imperial Blue.
It was made between 1402 and 1424.
There was a big bidding war between a telephone and an online buyer and sold for 13 million bucks.
I'm looking at it.
I've seen better.
Brand new.
Yeah, I mean, looks old.
Moving on, a dad catches an e-bike thief by using a daughter's Apple Air tag.
The tables have turned on a California bike thief who stole an e-bike.
from the wrong man's daughter.
Johnny Eerman
bought his kid
a bike
is very expensive.
The bike was lifted
from outside of her place
and she took away
the bike pedals,
the wheel and the battery.
Remember we took the cover
off the CD player
on a car?
Yeah.
Oh, face.
Yeah, I got one of those
in college finally.
I took his face off
and I'd go in the house
and I lost the face.
Joke was on you.
Yep, and then I just
never could put it back on.
No one ever stole the CD player.
I just lost the face.
It's terrible.
But she did put an air tag
on the bike,
which they had tracked to it.
somebody's apartment and then he
got it. He came back, knocking on the door. I was like, I'm grabbing my
daughter's bike. And then
the crook was like, okay, and he just let him take it. That's awesome.
That's from the New York Post. Finally,
I do want to mention that shooting yesterday
in Louisville, a lot of people died. And I think
every time one happens, people want me to come on and give a big
you know
perspective.
Very sorry that it happened.
Like I said,
I have said many times on the show, it is going
to continue to happen because nobody is doing
anything to change anything. Nobody's doing
single thing to change anything. I'm very sorry for the families that lost loved ones through this
and it just sucks. But I don't want to turn into the guy that every time there's one, I go,
because if I do it all the time, it's not very effective at all, ever. But I'm very, very sorry
to all of our listeners that live in Louisville. Heck, in Nashville, heck, whatever city you're in.
There's been a shooting there probably. We're the only country where this happens. Literally, we're the only
civilized country where this happens.
We're the only country this happens.
That is, this is bizarre to me.
But I guess, hey, you guys fight what you want
for what you want to fight for out there.
But very sorry for all the families out there.
The old National Bank in downtown Louisville.
Another mass casualty incident.
Lots of people died, shooter.
Very, very sorry.
All right, hate to end it like that, but that is your news.
Those were Bobby's big.
Stories.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Norrie of the day.
This story comes us from Midland, Texas.
A woman went to Wingstop to pick up her online order.
She said, oh, yeah, I'm here to pick up this order.
And they said, okay, can we just see your credit card to verify?
What do you mean you need to see my credit card?
Yes, man, for all online orders, she goes berserk, causes $21,000 worth of damage in the wing stop.
What?
Berserk, as in, like, kicking stuff.
Breaking stuff and just throwing things and $21,000 in damage.
And, you know, if you work there, you ain't getting it on that.
You're going to call the cops, but.
But ain't your store?
Nah.
And you're working at a wing stop.
You just got to start what or start filming.
Yeah, you just...
Okay, lady, do what you got to do.
Wow.
And she probably got to 21,000 before the cops got there.
Dang.
Because I can't imagine stopping, I guess, unless you're tired.
Like, if your cardio's not good for like $30,000 for the damage.
Because I imagine you just go until they stop you.
So then she goes to jail.
Yeah, she gets arrested and she didn't get her wings.
Oh, that's not good.
Did you not have a credit card with her?
It just didn't match the name of the online order.
I guess whoever put the online order used.
a different name.
I mean, that can be
frustrated.
Yeah, I'll get mad.
Yeah, I'll get mad at that too.
But I ain't doing
21G.
All right, is that it?
Yeah, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead
story of the day.
I love when they put out
these country music power rankings.
So Ion Nashville has released
their latest power rankings,
which is basically like, you know,
top 10 in football, top 10 in basketball.
Hardy at 10, Parker McCollum,
at number 9, Bailey Zimmerman
at 8, jelly roll at 7.
Nice little move up there by jelly roll.
That's awesome.
Cody Johnson at 6,
Carrie at 5,
Zach Brian at 4.
which he was going out of it on Twitter this past weekend
going after Travis Tritt.
Oh.
That's pretty funny.
Travis Tritt's an idiot.
Travis Trit blocked him too?
I don't know.
I've been blocked like seven times unblocked.
Like I love Travis Trit's music, but when it comes with like 100% Ids, that's him.
Number three, Lainey Wilson.
Yeah.
Morgan Wallin at two, Luke Holmes at one.
Now, I guess...
I don't know, though.
It's tough to say one or the other on those.
Luke Holmes is doing stadiums.
like playing Arlington
with the Cowboys play.
He's doing
here in Nashville, I think twice.
But Morgan Wallen's album
I think is still number one
and Luke Holmes put out his album afterward
and he did an eclipse Morgan Wallin's album.
So that right there,
it's a one two, one two, two, one, two, one, two, one.
They're both right there.
But they're the biggest stars in country music.
I hope they don't rush to make a song together.
Because people are like,
when are you going to do a song together?
Yeah, don't. Keep us waiting for a couple years
Because if you do it, it's not even that, it'll be a number one regardless, but you want it to be like a long-lasting.
It's got to be the, make it be the perfect song that makes all the sense more so than let's just get these two on a track together, you know?
So there you go, Morgan Wall and at one.
Here's who fell out of the top ten, Ashley McBride, Jordan Davis, and Chris Stapleton.
And that writer is Hank Scorpio.
So those are your April rankings.
Anybody left off, do you think should be on there?
I think it pretty much is.
I mean, how is Cain Brown not on there?
Oh, that's a good question.
Like five or six.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
I started to beep with Hank Scorpio.
I've never even met in my life.
I think Kane Brown gets passed over unfairly a lot of times.
But other than that, you say Laney?
She's a three.
Oh, okay.
I'm here.
There she is.
I didn't say anything.
I'd say Luke Combs.
That's a good point.
Okay, what about Morgan Williams?
Thank you for listening.
And to you out there.
Thank you for listening as well.
Thank you. See you tomorrow. Goodbye, friends.
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