The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) The A-List Celebrity Eddie Saw In The Wild + Bobby Had A Really Bad Injury While In Vegas + Amy's Son Started His Own Radio Show
Episode Date: December 6, 2022Find out who the A-list celebrity is that Eddie saw in Las Vegas over the weekend that made everyone stop and stare. Plus, Bobby had a really bad injury happen to him right before his show in Vegas, h...ear what happened! Then, Amy's son started his own radio show and she couldn't believe what he talked about!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Tuesday show.
Morning Studio. Morning.
Hope everybody's doing good. We're going to do this like we did yesterday.
I'm just going to ask you a little question. Gives me a little bit.
Warm it up, Chris. I'm about to.
Up first, it's going to be Eddie.
Eddie, if you're at one of those fountain machines where you get soda or whatever,
you only get one drink, what are you getting?
Root beer.
Wow.
Yeah. I would go Dr. Pepper, but, I mean, I can get that anywhere.
Usually, when I'm at the fountain, the root beer just catches my eye.
I want it.
All right. Here he is our video producer.
Hey, so I watched Black Panther.
You saw the movie?
Yeah, the new Wakanda Forever.
Dude, awesome.
Like, really, really good movie.
Even after hearing the hype, it was still awesome.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know.
I feel like all of these Avenger movies kind of just,
they're all under the same category of a crazy action, cool movie or whatever.
But this one stood above the rest.
Why was it different?
It'd be all sorts of emotions.
I mean, I almost cried during this movie.
Mike, did you cry?
You wanted to?
If you had a soul, you would have cried?
There's definitely moments in there where I'm like, oh, man,
like a little choked up because a little bit of reality of Chadwick Bozeman kind of comes in and like the real Black Panther and then you go back into the movie.
But I'll tell you what the coolest part of the movie is.
My people, Mexicans are finally featured in Avenger movies.
And I'm going to leave it there.
I can't say too much about it.
But there's an actor in that movie that my kids, they were like, whoa, dad, that looks like you.
That's cool.
You represented?
Yeah, finally.
My people are in Avengers movies and hopefully they make movies about us.
Morgan, did you cry at Black Panther?
Yeah, I did.
I cried, I think, three different times throughout it.
Dang.
What do you give it?
I'll give it four and a half vibranium rods out of five.
Sounds dirty, but I'll go with it.
Yeah.
All right, have next lunchbox.
You go up to a fountain machine.
You got a cup.
What are you getting?
I don't know the last time I've had a Coke in my life.
So I guess I'd go with the Powerade.
I think they have power aid option up there, and that's what I would go with.
Lunchbox, what do you have?
I feel like we have not been in the Christmas spirit.
enough on this show. I haven't heard enough Christmas music.
And so I thought I would cheer
us up and I called a store trying to
buy the 12 things of Christmas.
12 days of Christmas. Like a
one crappy horn.
Yeah. Turtle d'Undtons.
Partridge. Yeah. A partridge.
That song did not last, did it? No.
It died. I don't know any of that.
But I do know the song. Eight mids of
milking. Maids a milking.
Golden geesees.
Five golden rings. Four.
Who do you call? I call it. I call it
department store? Who says department
store? He does.
You don't want to say what it is? I didn't want to say.
I was just trying to, it was really a grocery.
Big chain? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Grocery store.
Yeah, yeah. But so not a department store.
Isn't that a department store? No. Department stores got clothes and departments.
Yeah. Oh, well, a grocery store now is closed.
Well, no, it's a super center. Oh, boy.
Anyway, here we go. Here's lunchbox calling and trying to buy all this stuff. Go ahead.
Uh, yes, I need 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers pipinging. Ten lords
a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids of milking, seven swans of swimming, six geese
a laying, five gold rings, four collie birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge
in a pear tree.
Yeah, so which one of those can you get for me?
I don't have any of them.
Oh.
Can you check in your computer and see if any of your other stores have them?
I don't think any stores would have them.
You don't think any of them have eight maids of milking?
Oh, interesting.
You're wasting this guy's time.
Oh, for sure.
I think if you called them and were serious and be like, hey, I'm just like, do you have a, I don't know how many you haven't stocked.
Do you haven't had 10 lords of leaping?
Like, if you ask like a Siri, I think you would get a, he knew you were singing.
I think if you hit him up and we're like, hey, listen, I got four, but I'm supposed to have six geese-a-lang.
You have two?
and see if they catch on
I got you. Just go a few of them.
Instead of just singing the song
which sounds like you're just prank caroling.
Yeah.
I liked it though.
It's a good good good.
And then he started singing with me
which I thought was pretty fun.
That's cute.
Thank you lunchbox. Merry Christmas.
Good tidings.
Amy, you're up to the machine.
You got the fountain, your cup.
What are you getting?
Okay, I'm going to get lots of ice and Diet Coke.
You wouldn't want more Diet Coke than ice?
I love lots of ice
and then Diet Cove.
You can go back though.
Yeah, but you know it comes down to that thing cold, right?
Yeah, still, though, it feels weird.
Okay.
If your big cups, it's got no ice.
I want lots of ice.
They like shit.
It's like the water shifts.
Oh, yeah.
Too much liquid.
All right, Amy, what do you got?
So my BFF, like since I was 13 years old, Andrea, I don't know why, but she decided to go over to our
Facebook page.
Maybe she was on there doing something else, but she saw Morgan maybe put up a post about
the Christmas movie I was in Holiday Harmony.
And she starts reading through the comments, and then she sends me a screen.
screenshot of some guy that posted, she's gotten too full of herself, which he put T-O, it should be T-O-O.
You've gotten too full of yourself.
He just proved his point.
Dang.
And then some woman, Peggy below him, said, I agree.
And then my friend replied in my defense, but then it got me thinking, I'm like, oh, man, I don't even ever go over to Facebook because this is what it does me.
It messes with my head.
And then I think, shoot, have I gotten full of myself?
And what do you guys think?
and do I need to rain it in, even though it's one comment out of some other nice ones.
I saw you struggling to get in the door today.
I mean, your ego is like, you're like, you're like, ah, you're trying to cram it through?
Is she too big for a bridge?
So he's a perfect example of somebody who's just jealous of you and says that because he's jealous of you.
That's what that is.
You're not too full of yourself.
I'm going to say, I mean, everywhere you go now, you walk in like, holiday harmony.
We have to talk about our lives to have content.
And people will go, and even say to me sometimes, man, all you do is talk about.
you and things you guys look what's that say behind me yeah your name bobby own show it is either
things that i think are compelling enough to talk about things i think it's compelling enough for my
friends talk about or my opinions on things i literally get paid to talk about me and how i feel
about things people like man it's all about just doing doing him yeah because if i don't i don't get
so don't let that get to you okay that's they're him i'm glad he was able to do that they're just
upset at you you're not too full of yourself you are a plus in my book i mean we had to get you
own parking garage. Garage.
Not even spot. The whole garage. Okay, just
a reminder to just, you know, be nice
on Facebook. If I'm going up to the machine,
I'm not going to go all the way there. I'm going to go up to him and I'm going to look at it and
go, I'm just, I'm a better person than that. Then I'm going to go over
because I have a clear cup and I'm going to get water and I'm not going to
steal from the machine. Okay.
All right. That's not an option.
I assumed we were paying for it.
But you guys did, but I wouldn't
pay for the big cup. I pay for the water cup and I wouldn't
go over there and steal. Then you get Sprite, right?
And then I would get water.
Oh.
I get water because I love soda so much.
I wouldn't be able to do just one.
I want like 10 of them.
I have a story here that I was going to do later on in the show,
but I can't stop thinking about it.
And so I just want to do it now because it's what I love to talk about.
So I love the idea of the apocalypse.
And getting to be here when the apocalypse happens,
like seeing if we can survive.
Scientists have thought out a, quote, zombie virus
that has been frozen under a lake in Russia for 50,000 years.
Something like this is what's going to happen.
when something happens.
Something randomly hidden
somewhere underneath something.
I'm not saying this is it for sure.
But you remember when the first time COVID happened, coronavirus?
I was like, guys, this is it.
This is something.
Once before it happened.
You guys laughed at me.
I was like, no, no, no, no, this is serious.
Well, because it was all the way in China.
Airplanes.
Yeah, we didn't think about that.
What did you say about airplanes?
They will get it here.
The team from the French National Center
for Scientific Research says the global warming is melting this lake
and because of that it's releasing this matter.
So the zombie virus
that has the potential to be infectious,
it could be a public health threat.
So zombies are real?
In a way.
There are bugs that are zombies that come alive.
Really?
But they're not real because it hasn't happened yet.
But nothing happens until it happens.
This is a zombie virus.
I hope I am far gone.
I do not want to see if I can survive an apocalypse.
I have zero desire for that.
I want to just live life however living.
I don't like life out of it.
I feel like that's my only shot to be king of the world.
Oh my gosh. An apocalypse. Okay.
Because I get on my team. You guys already said you weren't on my team.
I did not. You were out.
I was not. I was in your team.
All right, we're here. We're ready to go.
It's time for the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it on the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been my boyfriend for three months. He is great.
I heard you talking recently about how you're once official.
you should always get your significant other something for Christmas.
The situation is that his birthday is right before Christmas.
He's turning 29 on the 23rd.
I'm struggling on how to split them up.
Do I spend an equal amount?
Do I go all in on one big gift that counts us both?
I was leaning towards doing that.
What advice do you have for getting someone a birthday
and a Christmas gift around the same time?
From Holiday Hannah.
Well, Holiday Hannah, my wife's birthday is in very, very early January.
I live this every year.
And here's the thing,
growing up, and I've learned this through my wife,
growing up, your boyfriend
didn't really get a full birthday
because people were always ready for Christmas.
And sometimes his birthday got lumped in with Christmas
and most people got two.
But because of how unfortunate it was,
he had no control over it, he didn't always get two.
He kind of got one and a third.
So my advice to you,
because I live with someone who has a very close one,
and she is not someone who's like,
you need to celebrate me at all.
But I do see where people are like,
hey, this is a Christmas and a birthday gift.
I'm like, oh, man, that would stink.
So I would say, as you need to celebrate them both fully.
Yeah.
It's your birthday.
It ain't Christmas.
It's your birthday.
We're here to celebrate your birthday and only your birthday.
And here's my birthday gift for you.
Christmas is Christmas.
It stinks are close, but you would celebrate it the same way if it were in August.
You need to really focus on that.
It's tough.
It's tough for me because I love, I love to give.
And I love to impress, I love to, like, see that, wow.
I can't believe you thought.
about that. It's always about spending money, but it's like a great gift that I like heard her mention
something. But that can do it twice in like five days. It's stressful. Yes, but it is worth it.
You need to make sure and dedicate yourself to his birthday and dedicate yourself to Christmas.
Do not, do not, do not, do N-O-T, do not get one gift that counts as both. Now, Bones, if you have one
gift that's way more expensive or better than the other, which one?
Birthday. Birthday. Birthday. Because that's about that person. Got it. So the big one,
birthday
but get two girls
yeah
holiday hannah
thank you for your email
close it up
we got your email
and we read it on the air
now it's time to close
Bobby's mailback
yeah
do you even remember your resolution
from last year
into this year?
No
last year's a blur
just in general
yeah
well did I make one
I don't know
well something like
you were gonna water
you're water
I think that water was my word
of the year
And that was maybe two years ago because I was trying to be more fluid.
I was going to drink more water, but then I'll personally go with the flow.
Anybody remember this?
No.
I do.
Yeah, I do.
What?
And I did.
I accomplished it.
I think it was try not to do so much.
Like do less.
And I think I've done that a little bit.
Or at least I focused at times and said no to a lot of things.
I may have still been very busy, but I've said no to a lot of things.
And so I think I did that.
I would like to encourage people.
I know here we are.
It's early December.
But if you make your resolution now and you actually get started now, by the time you quit it in a couple months, you'll have gotten so much accomplished.
That's true.
Because you'll do it for a couple weeks and then the new year starts over and everybody else is just starting theirs and you get reenergized and you do it for another couple weeks or a month or two months.
Yep.
So do it start it now.
If it's like a fitness thing, get started now.
I know Eddie's back to working out.
I try.
I try because it's stupid.
I just don't know why people are working out.
This is why because he was telling me, he's like, why do people even do this?
Number one, it hurts when you're working out, right?
It's like, oh, gosh, one more sit-up.
Why did you decide to start working out again?
Or exercising?
Well, I took my kids to the gym and they play basketball,
and so there's some weight sitting there.
So I'm like, you guys shoot a little bit,
and dad's going to work on his abs.
Man, I can't move.
I can't even breathe today.
My abs hurts so bad.
Getting out of bed bones was like another sit-up,
and I was like, oh, I can't get out of bed.
Did you work that hard by yourself?
No, I just haven't worked out in like two years.
So my body's like, what is happening here?
So you don't understand why people work out at all.
I just don't get it.
Like, why do you want to go through pain while you're working out?
And then three days later, you're still in pain.
It makes no sense.
And if you don't keep up with it, it all goes away.
Which is what happened to me.
I have to do it mostly for my mind.
I hate it.
I hate exercising.
It's the worst thing in the world.
That's what they say.
So not only is it physically working out, it's exercising your mind as well?
I'm not going to exercise in my mind, but I have to do it.
It's good for my mental health.
That does make sense.
To work out.
You can come out with me?
No, no, no.
You work out too hard.
I did that eight years ago, nine years ago.
Dude, I remember we went for a run and I threw up afterwards.
And you were like, that's good, dude.
That's good.
That's what you want.
I'm like, that's not what I want.
I don't want to throw up.
So we're done with that.
So no resolution of fitness?
Man, I think I'm going to adopt your resolution.
No, no.
You already like to do less.
Do nothing.
Oh, no.
That's not a bad idea, bones.
There's a new diet.
And I think they're using the word diet now.
They just use that on any way to change.
change your diet. Because this is not unhealthy, but a diet in general used to be like just eat
less. But there's a new way to eat called the green Mediterranean diet. And they say that this
helps if you want to lose belly fat better than a lot of the other stuff. It is a plant-based diet.
And they saw their fat drop like four times more so than people who just ate even healthy
but normal. But they say this Mediterranean green diet reduces fraility and words off cancer. Both
sound good to me. That sounds great.
But if you have a belly, and the weird thing about being a dude,
and the belly comes on quick.
I can eat one meal and be fat again.
Yeah.
You can feel it in your underwear.
Yeah, my underwear doesn't go up as high.
It's not weird.
My belly is like growing.
It happens quick.
So you can look that up if you want to know about it.
It's called the green Mediterranean diet.
And again, it's just a lot of plants.
But I just need, I need protein.
And I know there's a way to have protein that's not meat.
But I need meat.
Yeah, I need meat too, man.
Yeah, like lentils have a lot of protein.
Nah.
Who in the world would ever go?
God, I feel like a lentil.
They're good.
No, I'm craving some lentils.
Do you have any?
Is there any lentils?
No, I don't think so.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Get home.
It's something good.
Shout out to Virgin Voyages.
They're a cruise company.
They own a bunch of cruise boats or whatever.
And they've donated 2,023 cruises to health care workers all over South Florida.
It's their way of giving back.
They said they've had a really tough three years with
COVID and all that, so they'd like to give
these cruises away. And they get to choose
from six different trips to the
Caribbean. I'd never been on a cruise. Lunchbox,
did you like it? It was all right.
It's all right. A little bit too much
boat time. I got kind of bored. The boat
is the same thing. You guys sick? Not to get sick.
No, not at all. Some people love them, and I love a
free one, too. Like, this one, like this is great. And I mean,
I'm just saying, why are they concentrated on the
workers in Florida? There's health workers everywhere.
Well, that's just this cruise company.
And probably where they live. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Doc out of there.
My sister deserves a cruise.
Hey, Buzz, can you do me a favorite?
When I do it, tell me something good.
Can you not go to lunchbox?
My bad.
My bad.
That's the mess up.
That's on me.
That's on me.
I just wondered about his cruise experience.
Scuba, do you like cruises?
Oh, my goodness.
Dude, I cruise like a mother back in the 2000s.
Because I was living in Orlando,
and my ex-wife's family had a lot of money,
so we don't cruise in at least two or three times a year.
I'm a gold platinum member for Royal Caribbean.
I love cruising.
I'm a big cruiser.
On their dime?
On their dime?
Have you ever been on your dime since?
I have not.
But you're still a member?
Because you're a lifelong member
based on how many times you've been in your life.
You ever see those old people that are not even always just old,
but people that are older usually that live on a cruise ship,
meaning they just pay to stay on it forever
because they don't ever just wipe the boat completely off.
That's their home.
And you see them at the welcome parties.
They invite you in.
They go around the room.
Who's been here for 10 years?
Keep standing and they get to someone who's been there for like 60 years.
I've been cruising since the 70s.
It's incredible.
That's wild.
Don't come off the boat.
They're always there.
That's sad.
Are the rooms small?
They have different levels.
If you're on the very bottom, of course, it's terrible.
They have the whole rooms, which are kind of okay.
You want a balcony room so you can see everything and not feel sick.
I feel like I get sick.
I get so sick everywhere, so I probably shouldn't go.
The bigger the ship, you won't feel a single thing.
I guarantee you.
I didn't feel a thing, but my window was about this big.
I could look out.
Don't stay there.
That's terrible.
The hole you're making looks like one of those submarine things.
That's about the size of the window.
Eddie, that's a good story.
I like they were sticking up.
Thank you, man.
And thank you, Scooper, for saving that.
I like lunchbox's input.
He does bring it down, though.
Do you like cruises?
No.
They're terrible.
Here's what I'm saying.
And why Florida?
I said I got tired of being on the boat.
First he said, why just Florida?
Yeah, I did say that.
Thank you, Eddie.
That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Remember, like a good neighbor, blank is there.
State Farm.
Yes.
You'd have got that point.
Yeah, I'm at one-nothing.
Like a good neighbor, state farm is there.
Oh, okay, got it.
We'll go around the room.
If you miss it, you're out.
I've got a paintball gun here,
and if you miss, I'm going to shoot you.
That's hilarious.
Wouldn't that be so funny, isn't it?
Oh, my God.
Would that be so scary?
Maybe not a paintball gun, but we should do something like that.
A Nerf gun.
Water gun.
Super soaker.
I'll give you the famous slogan.
You tell me the company.
Ready?
Ready.
First one's real easy.
Amy, just do it.
Nike.
Correct.
Lunchbox.
Yeah.
Breakfast of Champions.
Wheaties.
Good.
Eddie, melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Eminems.
Good.
But they do melt in your hand.
Like if you keep me in your hand, they melt.
But they're saying like eat them, don't just hold them in your hands.
Taste the rainbow.
Amy.
Skittles.
Good.
Lunchbox.
Want to get away?
Southwest Airlines.
Nice.
Eddie.
You're in good hands.
With all state.
Wow.
Okay.
With all state.
Yeah, yeah.
Amy, what's in your wallet?
Capital One.
Wow.
These are all such great slogans.
That was a good one, Amy.
We work with Capital One a lot.
Lunchbox.
There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's blank.
Some things money can't buy.
Everything else is...
What?
There are some things that money can't buy.
For everything else, there's blank.
Oh, man.
Well, I don't believe in this because money can be.
buy everything.
Oh, got it.
It's just a slogan lunch.
American Express.
You were almost there.
So close.
MasterCard.
You have been leiminated.
Well, I don't live by that slogan.
Eddie.
Come on.
You got to hit this to stay.
The quicker, picker-upper.
Bounty.
Nice.
We're down.
Swiffer popped in my head.
And it would have been wrong.
I know.
I would have paused.
Amy, snap, crackle, pop.
Bryce, Krispies.
Mm-hmm.
Eddie.
Can you hear me now?
Good.
Can you hear me now?
Good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was the sprint guy, right?
Wow, is that sprint?
Is sprint even a thing?
Give me sprint.
Oh, no, it's T-Mobile.
It's Verizon.
Oh, no.
On the way on.
Wow, wow, wow.
I won.
Dang.
You did win.
Nice job, yeah.
You want the rest?
Yeah, you do?
Yeah.
Because you haven't missed one.
Okay.
Is it in you?
Oh, I'm so glad we didn't.
No, that's the slogan.
Is it in you?
No, no, no, no.
You can't say that out.
It's Gatorade.
Yeah, other side.
Beeped that out.
What on earth?
Oh, boy.
Like that would be their slogan.
Okay.
It's actually not bad, though.
I know, but it can't be their slogan.
Okay.
On the podcast, you can leave it in.
Oh.
But.
Okay.
What?
What happens here?
stays here.
Vegas.
Correct.
Nothing runs like a blank.
Nothing runs like a...
Toyota?
No.
John Deere.
Obey your thirst.
Oh.
Gosh, that's...
Obey your...
Oh, oh, Sprite?
Yes.
It keeps going and going and going.
Energizer Bunny.
King of beers.
Budweiser.
That's what it's all about.
Tell me something good.
Correct.
That's funny.
Yeah.
I was like, I've never heard of that in my life.
Oh, yes, I have.
That's what it's all about.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
What was that?
What was that?
What's that?
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How bad do you want to win the lottery, lunchbox?
I mean, more than anything in the world.
Anything?
What else would there be?
Tell me something.
Your kids being healthy and graduate in high school?
Yeah, that'd work.
But guess what?
Money, I can buy them health.
No, you can't.
That's the one thing you can't buy is health.
Yeah, actually.
You get health care.
There you go.
But you can't just buy health.
It's not like, you know how you walk at the grocery and they have all the gift cards in that little stand?
Uh-huh.
I'll take the health.
Yeah.
I'll take long life.
That ain't it.
And you try, tell our new listeners exactly how dedicated you are to playing the lottery and what you call it an investment.
It's not an investment.
But how much you spend?
Every paycheck is $150.
That is wild.
So $300 a month.
Yes.
So $3,600 a year.
Basically $4,000 in lottery tickets.
I believe your math.
It's got to hurt.
And nothing for years and nothing.
Nothing yet.
But you don't give up.
You know what they say?
Quitters never win.
Unless you're talking about the lottery because you don't,
you can't really build toward the lottery.
But here's the deal.
Everybody that wins has a crazy story
is how they bought the lottery ticket.
You don't have a crazy story.
I always have a...
You don't.
Let me tell you this one.
Go ahead.
Her name's Laura Keen.
She was out of Christmas shopping with her boyfriend.
Her truck's low fuel.
light came on. She's like, ah, crap. So she pulled over
in the 7-11, didn't even know she was low on gas.
Boop, light pulls over. She got it. She filled the truck
up, got some coffee, and said, you know,
I'm going to play scratch-off. The 30-millionaire maker game.
She hit it one a million bucks. She wasn't even going to pull
over. She had no plans to get a ticket.
Dang. You got to turn your life situations
into for some reason it making you go to the gas station.
You know what? My gas lights on right now.
No, but you can't steal one for anybody either.
That's it. It has to be a reason that
all the sudden, oh, I need to do that. You have to create
scenario. Okay. How much are those?
20 bucks? Oh, it depends. You can go from, I mean, $50 tickets. I mean, there's a lot of stores.
I don't ever see $50 or $100 in the store. Oh, really? Yeah. Occasionally I'll see a $30 one,
but you have to create a scenario. And the next, well, you know, Christmas is coming up. We don't have to do it
before the first of the year, but you should create a couple scenarios where you or find them
where you just, oh, I can't believe I'm here for this reason. Okay. And then you buy one,
because I think that's what people are winning. Okay. I know what I got one in my head. Go ahead.
Like, we're driving to Texas for Christmas.
and we stop at the Arkansas, Texas border.
Like, man, I don't know what side of the street.
And then you pick both sides of the street.
Be like, man, Arkansas's always been so good to me.
Oh, Texas has always been so good to me.
So I went to both sides of the street and trying to win.
I don't get it.
I turned the channel as the show as he was doing that.
I actually flipped the station.
I might have listened to the show anymore that story.
I was torn between Arkansas and Texas.
Yeah, work on that.
Go back to the drawing board.
Yeah, do some.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's when the lottery.
Or my car broke down in the middle of the road.
between Arkansas, Texas.
You gotta break it down.
It has to be a real thing.
Yeah, I'll take a knife to the tire.
Never.
Here's a voicemail from Jim
in Oatfield, Oregon.
How is it that Santa Claus can move so fast?
Well, he's wearing rocket shoes
and they're equipped with missile toes.
Thank you very much. God bless.
That's good.
His delivery's funny, too.
He just doesn't stop.
No pause.
Just go right to it.
Here's Sophie in California.
Morning Studio.
I was just calling to tell you
how much I love Bobby's book, Stanley the Dog.
I work with little kiddos who have autism,
and a lot of them have just started going back to school.
I'm a huge fan of the show,
so I decided to get a copy of the book,
and all of my students have just absolutely loved it.
It's been especially hard to find books about inclusion
and not always fitting in,
especially in the disabilities community.
So I so appreciate the book and all it's done
and meant to me and my sweet kids, so thank you so much.
Love you guys.
That's the biggest compliment you could give,
because that's why I wrote the book.
So kids wouldn't feel alone.
You don't have to be cool to be cool.
You don't have to have everybody else think,
oh, he's the coolest.
Actually be the coolest.
It's just about being yourself.
And that's what Stanley the Dog, that book is about.
Thank you very much.
And you guys can check the book out.
It's on Amazon.
It's called Stanley the Dog in the first day at school.
And I would have one to look at,
but Ligano took one of them.
Yeah, I was the one sitting in front of my desk.
Yeah, Joe Ligano's like, oh, can I have that?
You can use that?
It was Joe Lugano, so you're like, okay.
I was like, yeah, man, have it.
That's the one of a kind gold-plated copy.
We gave it to them.
Thank you very much.
Stanley the Dog, the first day at school.
It is up now at Amazon or your local bookstore, hopefully.
The Bible Bowl show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Our favorite holiday smells.
Well, let me go with this.
I like peppermint.
Oh, okay.
You know, I like mint in general, the smell.
Peppermint's slightly different.
But I like peppermint's my number one.
Ginger bread cookies is at number two.
Wow.
Although I don't know that I've smelled.
I smelled a lot of them.
But I think I have a couple times been like, well, that's good.
I'm going to store it in the old brain.
Yeah.
Well, peppermint makes the list and crack the top five, but it's at six.
Dumb list.
Gingerbread is at five.
Wow.
Hot chocolate at four.
But I have the, oh, it's cold.
I might have that another.
It's not in holiday.
It's on winter.
It's a winter.
It's a winter and holiday.
Sure.
I get mad.
Go ahead.
Cinnamon at three.
Yes.
I have that in February.
No, cinnamon's great.
No, but that's not Christmas.
That's all the time.
What else?
Cookies in general.
I assume a lot of shit.
sugar cookies around Christmas time at number two.
I'm never hiring this list maker to make a list for me.
They've done two versions of cookies here.
Go ahead.
And this is one of my favorite Christmas smells.
Christmas trees.
Yeah, pine.
I love the smell of pine.
But I'm from Mountain Pine. That was all year long.
Oh, really?
Did they really have the smell of pine and mountain pine?
That's a great question.
And they had the look of mountains.
Wow.
The look of mountains and the smell of pine.
So you were surrounded by mountains and pines?
That's why it was called Mountain Pine.
There you go.
Population 772.
All right, what else?
Did you know that Taylor Swift
grew up on a Christmas tree farm?
Grew up on it. She didn't like live in it.
It says her family lived on a Christmas tree farm growing up and her job was to pick the
praying mantis pods off the trees so that they wouldn't hatch inside people's homes.
That's cool.
I thought her dad was a big fancy like money investor, like rich guy.
Maybe investing in Christmas tree farm.
Yeah. Listen, I'm not saying it's not true. I just never heard this before.
Maybe they had one on the property or something where people cut a tree or something.
Or maybe the job when she was 14.
Yeah.
Well, I saw this list of.
celebrity jobs.
I guess she was already here at 14, though, huh?
Is that when she started here?
Yeah.
Yeah, so when did she do at eight?
Listen, I don't know the exact age, but it's funny that that was her job.
And Tom Hanks, one of his old jobs, is he sold peanuts and soda at baseball games.
And Ashton Coocher, he worked in a cereal factory sweeping cheerio dust.
So, she was interesting to see what these people did when they were younger.
She was very young when they had the Christmas tree farm.
Okay.
I'm looking at a picture.
Christmas Street Farm. Taylor Swift, she's probably nine here.
Nine years old.
She had a job at nine.
Yeah, wow.
Fowler.
We need to go to investigate that.
She worked as a morgue beautician after seeing an ad in the paper.
That's tough.
Yeah.
Which, speaking to morgues, just another headline that I saw is that cruise ships have morgs.
Wow, did they have jails?
Did you know, good question?
They better have jails.
Yeah, you'd think they probably have to lock people up.
Did they have a doctor's office?
Yes.
A morgue?
They do have a morgue.
A jail.
What else?
Post office?
Underground casino that you don't know about that they're illegally betting stuff.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
I saw that about 200 people worldwide die on cruises each year.
This one got dark.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Country quiz time.
Okay, I'm ready.
Who said this.
Before I go on stage, I smoke a Marlboro.
Marlboro.
Marlboro.
No, you make me not say it.
Marlboro.
This one's hard for my speech impediment.
A mildbrough.
Mm-hmm.
And drink a cup.
a coffee.
Okay.
Who is that?
I can give you multiple choices.
Are they still alive?
No, it's got to be somebody still alive.
No.
No one smokes a Marlboro right now.
Yeah, I know people that smoke.
Yeah.
But they're older, like big dudes.
Who is it?
Give me the options.
Casey Mascraves.
She wouldn't be smoking a marlowe.
She'd be smoking something but not Marlboro.
Hank Williams Jr.
Cigar.
Oh, that's right.
Jelly roll.
Is he clean?
Yeah, but in my boroughs is just a cigarette, man.
Is it a California clean?
Oh, that's a good question.
I don't know.
That's California clean, scuba.
He smokes, yeah.
Oh, so California.
That's what that's called.
You don't drink, but maybe you smoke.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Last one, Trace Atkins.
That's who it is.
It has to be him.
It's Trace.
The don't get on.
Yeah, it is.
And if you have a problem with it,
well, then don't because he'll beat the crap out of you.
That's right.
He's a big dude.
That guy makes fun of me every time I see him.
And I, I'll stand up to him.
one day. No, you're not. I know. I'm never going to.
He just makes fun of something on me. My shoes,
my shirt. He always loves.
Make fun of the pretty boy. You know?
All right, is that it? Yep, but maybe that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of
stories. It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Stay at home there's something good.
Look who's back. Back again.
Toy Man's back. Tell a friend.
Jeffrey Olson of Vista, California, back in
1988 started giving toys around the holidays to the kids.
And he got the name Toy Man.
Well, he goes throughout the year when things are on sale.
They're having clearance sales.
He goes and stocks up.
And this year, he donated 600 items to the kids.
And all in all, he's donated over 50,000 items.
That's crazy.
I mean, that's such a big number.
That really is.
And this guy probably, when he started, wasn't moving that amount of product.
That sounds like a drug deal.
But they're toys.
He probably started small, thinking it would never happen, but if you just start and you work, big things happen.
And it kept growing and growing in there and it's like, oh, is that a bird? Is that a plane? No, it's Toyman.
Like a superhero. I don't know that that ever happened, but I like it.
Because he flies or what?
Ah, no, I didn't just. Do you have any adult toys? No, no, hold on.
What?
Toys, you're an adult, but are like toys that collectors, items, anything that's like considered a toy, but kids don't.
play with them.
Old
Armymen.
I have nothing.
I have obviously
Beanie babies back here.
You have
Arkansas Barbie.
I have an Arkansas Barbie.
Yeah.
I had a vintage
wheelbarrow
that was like an antique
but my kids used it
and it had rubber wheel
or like hard plastic wheels
they broke off so it's not worth
anything anymore.
Mikey, do you have Funko pops?
I have a lot of them.
I collect them.
That's what I mean.
Like do we get anything
there with you guys?
Eddie,
what do you collect?
Anything?
No, man.
Nothing at all.
Vinyl, that's not a toy, but he...
Oh, I collect vinyl, yes, yes.
You still collect or you just have it?
I have...
Well, it started with, like, people saying, hey, my dad passed away.
I found all his vinals.
Would you want these?
I'm like, yeah.
So then I've collected throughout the years.
Oh, I've had three people.
Whose dad died and they came to you?
And they had crazy collections.
And I've had, now, I've got, like, probably over 200 vinals.
If you have vinyl and your dad is older, I'd stay away from Eddie.
Sounds like...
No, no, no.
No, no.
This is a safe home for the vinals.
My dad is a lot of money.
No, no.
If Eddie finds somebody's dad who has vinyl, he kills them.
Oh, boy.
No, they die naturally.
I don't know.
Hey, wink, wink.
Uh-huh.
Good story.
Thank you, lunchbox.
Toy man, shout out.
Yeah.
It's a bird.
It's a plane.
It's a toy man.
Guess who's back back again?
Toy man's back.
Tell a friend.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Here's a voicemail from Shelby who lives in Alaska.
I just wanted to say thank you.
You guys are so awesome.
And I used to listen to you on my drive-to-work every morning.
And now I have a five-month-old.
and I'm staying home with her, and we're in the car early today, and you're just making me laugh out loud.
So thank you for being you, and God bless.
Thank you very much.
It's very kind of you.
You can leave us a voicemail any time, day or night, January or December.
Our, I don't know, I'm out of.
877-Bobby.
That's our number.
877-Bobby.
Now time for Amy's morning corny.
The Morning Corny.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
That's funny.
Oh, abdominal.
That's funny.
That was the morning corny.
I'd like to let our listeners in on my life a little bit
with what I do up here before the show starts.
I will come in hours before the show.
And there are a pack of papers.
And I've done this on my TikTok where I show people
what I do behind the scenes and I'll do commercials
for every city just about that has the show.
It's over 200.
Some days I'll be up here for two hours
just recording liners and commercials
and I get bored or I go loopie doing them.
And sometimes I just start singing jingles for companies
out of nowhere, seeing if they'd ever just keep it,
nobody keeps my jingles.
Not one.
I don't know what they think.
I never get a message about going,
hey, they really like that jingle you made up
in the middle of the commercial.
They'd like to keep using it.
But I want to, there's a commercial
I was doing this morning for a roofing
and window place in Wichita, Kansas.
And the commercials like this.
Hey, it's Bobby Bones. Do you have ugly windows? How about windows that are a bit drafty?
Did you know that my friends at Morrison Roofing do more than just roofing? They also replace your windows, doors, siders and gutters.
If the winter chills freezing your home, replace those windows with Morrison Roofing.
Financing is available, and now during their annual windows sale, you can save up to 20%.
And then I'm supposed to say, call Morrison Roofing at Construction. I give the number, or go to Morrisonroofing.Biz.
Well, I was like 40 commercials deep. I was loopy and get a lot of sleep last night.
and I sing a jingle.
And here's the jingle I sang earlier today.
Call Morrison Roofing and Construction at 316-202-8,000.
That's for your free estimate or visit them online at Morrisonroofing.biz.
Morrisonroofing.biz.
Oh.
And so wouldn't it be cool if they ended up using that all the time?
Morrison-roofing.biz.
It's catchy.
Right.
And the melody is right there.
Morris androofing.
Biz.
Lunchbox needs to call them.
You try to do that melody.
Morrisonroofing.
Go.
Morris androofing.
Biz.
He did it.
If he can do it,
your child can do it.
That's right.
Wow.
That was rude.
No, I'm saying, but you have trouble with melodies.
But it's accurate.
Your tone deaf.
Yeah, I am.
And now we already all know it.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Morrisonroofing.
Biz.
Wow.
That's good.
Nailed it.
That's good.
How much you charge for that?
Well, I just did it.
I was morning drunk.
And I don't drink, but I'm so loopy that I just did it.
And I think they can have that one for free.
Oh, wow.
That's a gift.
But are you consulting?
But I got to do more.
If they want that again, maybe we charge a nickel.
Morrisonroofing.
Biz.
I'm still drunk.
Your son did a radio show?
Well, he sat down in my podcast room.
I was in there working.
and he said, hey, mom, will you hit record?
And so I did.
Is that normal for him?
First time he's ever done it.
And so I was just kind of cute.
So then I thought, oh, well, just for fun, I'll get Scoob with Steve to add some imaging around it.
And he'll feel like he had his own little 30-second radio show.
Oh, with like promo clips in production.
Yeah, yeah.
What's it called?
The Stevenson Radio Show.
I like it.
Very original.
Well, look at this show.
It's the Bobby Bone Show.
Also, too, this will be encouraging.
for parents because you think, do my kids even hear me? Are they even listening to me? Because
what he sat down to talk about was kindness. And a few days before that, I had to sit him and a sister
down and say, y'all are being awful to each other and I'm over it. So now you're memorizing
the fruit of the spirit, Galatians 522, or no Christmas. You made them memorize it?
Yeah, their love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, kindness, gentleness, faithfulness, self-control.
I don't know. There's nine. Wait, you haven't memorized it yet? No, I have.
Uh-oh.
I just didn't.
No, I don't.
Okay.
Love, joy, peace, patience,
kindness, kindness, goodness,
gentleness, faithfulness, self-control.
That's all nine.
So he sat down and started talking about that,
but you'll hear a little dig about how he does not like his sister right now
and she does not like him.
Normal?
15, 13.
15 and 12, yeah.
12.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
The Stevenson.
Stevenson.
Steve Devenson.
Radio show.
So today we're going to talk about kindness.
We're going to talk about joy, love, peace.
patient, kindest, self-control.
We're going to practice all of that being kind.
So we be kind to one another.
Act like each other, but you really don't.
That's what kind is about.
Goodbye.
Peace out.
Stevenson.
Stevenson.
Radio show.
Pretty good.
I just checked.
It just beat us in the ratings.
Wow.
One episode in.
Dang.
That's good, though.
Amy, that's pretty darn cute.
It was super cute.
And he's got it.
Yeah.
And literally he did that all on his own.
Well, no, they don't have Christmas yet.
No, he gets it, though.
No, I need to see the fruit.
You would never take away Christmas.
Does it count, though, at the end, he's like,
that's really not what it's about?
Would you take?
Yeah.
I know, the problem is I'd have to really follow through on that.
But I'm just glad that he heard me.
And then we'll see how kind my children are able to be to each other leading up to Christmas.
We should make lunchbox do that, you know?
Hey, his lunchbox, kindness.
He's the right.
This is how kind of work.
It's always fun when celebrities are just like us.
I was at the mall and my wife was like, I need to go to Sephora.
And I say, okay, cool.
So I go and I'm about five minutes behind her.
I just swing by the Apple store.
And I go and I go into the mall, into the Sephora by myself.
And that's, there's not a lot of men in there unless they're with their women's.
And I wasn't with my women's.
She had actually walked across over to Ulta.
Is that a beauty store too?
Yes.
I've heard of that.
So I'm in Sephora and I'm like, hey, I don't see you anywhere.
And I text her, hey, I'm over here.
Where are you?
And so as I wait, I look around and I see, I was like, wait, is it?
No bodyguard, nothing in the mall was Nicole Kidman in Sephora.
They're shopping.
Wow.
Celebrities are just like us.
Wow.
And I'm like, okay, do I go over and say something to her?
She's at the mall doing her own thing.
And so I am friends with her husband, Keith, her boyfriend.
Keith Urban. So I text, I say, hey, I see your wife at the mall. She's by herself.
Do I, I don't want to buy, he's like, you've been to our house. You should go and say hi.
So by the time that text came through, she was gone. And so I say, well, I missed her. He goes, why didn't, I said, oh, I'm a dude alone in Sephora. And I don't want to go bother her. And he said, alone and Sephora. It's a pretty good song.
No. That's the next hit. That's it. That's the next one. You hear Keith, alone in Sephora.
And so, but Nicole came in normal.
Nobody was bothering her.
I mean, that's a mega star just shopping at the mall.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
For one, I can't believe you wouldn't feel comfortable saying hi to her.
She knows you.
I know.
I know, but I never want to bother anybody ever.
Also, I really needed to spy on what product she was buying.
I wouldn't have known anyway.
I don't know what any of that stuff is.
It's like I'm walking to a Japanese convenience store.
And I'm like, well, I see the shape of the box, but I don't know what that is.
So, but I thought it's pretty cool.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
She's just hanging out like a normal person.
Dang, you've seen two big-time people.
Who else did I see?
I mean, recently, I feel like you saw Jason Aldine.
At the mall?
Just at the mall?
Oh, at the mall.
True.
Yeah.
Well, Jason I talked to, though, because I went and sat at the table with him.
I know.
I know it's totally different types, but those are people that you wouldn't think just go to the mall.
Yeah.
They have someone go to the mall for them.
Yeah, you're right.
Or they order it.
Super famous, super rich.
You're like, they're probably too good to go to where normal people go.
But then in the reality, they're like, of course I go there.
Yeah.
But, I mean, I know Jason.
So, well, I just.
he was, they had sat down to eat and his wife walked over and said hi and their food wasn't there yet.
And also, if they had food, I wouldn't bother anybody.
But like, I just went and pulled up a chair and was like, what's up, dude?
Yeah, that's funny.
That's different because I like Jason.
I know Jason.
But yeah, so that's pretty cool to see somebody super famous just walking around in the wild.
We were in Las Vegas.
I did my show at the win, which is awesome.
Thank you everybody who came.
And so in Las Vegas sometimes you see celebrities just because it's Las Vegas and everybody goes there.
Eddie saw a couple.
Two, two stories here.
So the first one, man, it's like maybe a D-list celebrity.
I don't know if you guys even know this guy.
But now, after this experience, I probably don't even know this guy anymore.
Who is it?
Ryan Bingham?
Oh, we know him from Yellowstone.
Yeah.
Yellowstone, maybe like Crazy Heart.
Remember that movie?
He's the song there.
The guy that plays the music.
Yes, he's the musician.
I don't even know his name on the show.
He's in jail.
Do you know his name on?
I don't know anybody's name on a show.
I don't either.
Yeah, no, I just know.
The guy that they should, though.
Yeah.
Okay, go ahead.
So I see Ryan Bingham.
He's walking up with a guitar.
like walking towards me.
And I'm talking so close
so I can reach, like I can touch his shoulder.
I go, Ryan, and he puts his head down
and keeps on walking.
But you didn't touch him.
No, I just said, Ryan.
And he just put his head down and kept on walking.
And I kept looking as he passed, like, Ryan?
Yeah, you know what?
I'm not going to hate him for that.
Maybe he's getting stopped everywhere.
He could have just turned around and been like,
hey, man, what's up?
Honestly, if he would have stopped, I wouldn't,
I wouldn't have anything to say to him.
Like, okay, exactly.
I feel like that's on character
for him. Like that's what I would
expect him to do. Like the guy in Yellowstone?
His name is Walker on Yellowstone. Maybe he's a method
actor. It's the season's going right now.
Well, I saw him too.
Oh, and how was he? Did he stand you up to?
I saw him too. It wasn't great.
Oh, really? But it doesn't matter. I didn't yell out.
I'm going to do like a Ryan.
But I just said, hey man, how's it going? And he just
ignored me completely. It was terrible.
It was nothing about me being the guy from
the radio. He maybe thought
somebody was bothering him. He was in like, oh,
the top cowboy outfit, like,
like he was dressed up to go to some cowboy party,
like going, he's walking around the casino,
we were just there, and I was like, hey man,
hey man, how's it going?
And then he just completely ignored.
He's come on the show, right?
On the phone?
Only, yeah, Zoom.
Yeah, Zoom.
Whatever. He's doing his own thing.
Hey, maybe he can't hear.
I'm not going to hold that.
He can hear.
Okay, also, I think he's higher than D, right?
Nah.
And now he's back to E.
After that, put him down to E.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, he is.
I think so.
Yeah.
And who else did you see?
The next one was crazy, dude.
Lunchbox talks about, like, celebrities and, oh, what?
This was a celebrity because when he walked by, everyone stopped and been like, oh, my God, their mouths were like, why?
Like, oh, my gosh, it's him.
Where were you?
I was at the cashier in the casino, and he was just walking through the casino with maybe three bodyguards and, like, four other people.
It was an entourage.
Bodyguards.
But in the middle was Harrison Ford.
And it's crazy because he's older.
I mean.
He's probably 80.
Yeah.
Looks great.
and he probably hasn't been in a movie
like a big big, big movie in a while
and the fact that...
I don't know that's true.
Didn't they do a new Indiana Jones?
Oh, they're about to.
They're about, it hasn't thought out yet.
But honestly, I didn't know who it was at first
because everyone's reaction was like, oh my gosh,
that's someone famous.
And then some drunk dude yells out a lot.
He's like, it's freaking Han Solo, dude!
There's always one.
There's always that guy.
You look over and it's lunchbox,
even though he's not supposed to be in Vegas with us.
He's just there yelling at celebrities.
Harrison Ford's 80 years old.
Wow.
He looks great.
He does for 80.
Yeah, for an 80 year old dude.
Yeah, absolutely.
And you know he's a celeb when everyone just watched and no one try to bother him.
Yeah, that's a celebrity.
There are a lot of people who have some sort of fractured fame, meaning they're big on TikTok.
They're like a radio show or 80% people don't know who they are, but there's a small celebrity.
That's like fractured fame because there's so many ways to be known.
But then there's famous.
Famous.
That's famous right there.
That was crazy, man.
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Let's go over and talk to Katie, who is calling us,
lives in Tennessee.
Katie, you're on the show. What's going on?
Hey, good morning.
So I was just following up with you.
We actually ran into Nicole Kidman and Keith Irvin.
last year at Defy in Cool Springs.
And my husband is a metro police officer, and he's like, they have to have security.
So he's all scanning the room.
It was just them and their kids, no security anywhere.
Yeah, there is normal, as you can be, being that wildly famous.
But, and that's, I mean, normal as a compliment, meaning they're just regular folks,
and you don't think they are because they're so, like, perfect in every way.
They're so lovely.
That's on Nicole Kimming just hanging out of the mall.
all is wild.
Thank you, Katie.
Yeah, you're welcome.
You all have a great day.
Yeah, you too.
See you later.
Let's go to Kevin and Tulsa, who's also on the phone.
Kevin, what's up, dude?
Hey, morning, studio.
Morning.
Hey, you got a story for you.
I won a radio contest the first of the year.
I've been to
some like 52 different shows this year.
me and my girlfriend.
Wait, hold on.
You won a contest on the radio.
It was like tickets for a whole year to every show or something?
Yes.
Holy crap.
And you've gone to every show?
Wow.
You'll show them.
Yeah.
That's awesome, dude.
I've gone to every show that they had tickets for me and plus some.
That's like one a week.
Amazing.
Dang.
Okay, go ahead.
Finish your story.
Sorry to interrupt you.
Yeah, yeah.
But this past weekend, Cody Johnson was here in town.
so I got the meet and greet with him.
And, of course, he sings the song Diamond in my pocket.
And I just happened to have a diamond in my pocket.
And I asked my girlfriend to marry me, and she did.
Congratulations.
That's awesome.
Now, you mean you just happened to have a diamond in your pocket.
What you mean was you were waiting for that song, right?
Yeah, you know, just happened to have it.
That's all.
Hey, buddy, congratulations.
How long you guys been together?
Almost a year.
And so you feel like she's the one,
or you just happen to have a dominoid pocket and she was the near one?
No, she's a while.
All right, good, good answer.
Also, is she really into concerts?
Because I feel like you set the bar high this year by having free access to all these shows.
How many does she go with you?
All of them.
All of them.
Okay, next year might be a little different.
Well, congratulations, Kevin.
Thank you for sharing that with us, man.
And I hope when are you guys planning to get married?
It's going to be a long judgment.
All right.
Well, let us know.
We ain't said no day yet.
Yeah, give us the update when you decide.
Sure, sure.
All right, buddy.
Have a good week.
Love you guys.
Thanks, man.
See you later.
All right.
Bye.
Time for the news.
Let's go.
Bobby's Big.
Stories.
Should bosses give gifts to their employees?
That's the question.
Yes.
Yeah, 100%.
Yes, absolutely.
Okay.
They should.
All of them.
Uh-huh.
Well, big, good gifts.
Like bonuses.
Yeah.
Okay, but that's the company.
That would be like...
Still gifts.
That would be like Rod or boss.
But only someone can approve it.
Somebody's got to approve it.
That's the boss.
Are you guys talking about me and your little joking?
Everyone in general.
Every boss.
Oh, you should, every boss over you should give you a big, nice gift.
But you, yes.
Human resources say that at times it's appropriate for a supervisor or manager to give small gifts
to employees, especially for Christmas or New Year.
But employees should not feel obligated to give gifts to their bosses because your boss
makes significantly more than you.
and they sign your paycheck.
So you had never wanted to be viewed as a bribe.
I don't sign you guys as paycheck.
You don't.
I have nothing to do with that part.
But.
But what?
Well, it was the other thing in there?
I should get you a small gift.
I don't know.
No, it's a...
We also live a life of outside the show.
We have relationships.
So it's not just this.
You know, it's different.
It's not like we're in the corporate world at Conoco.
It's a little different.
Conoco.
So feel free to get me a big gift.
You know?
Okay.
Okay.
Pull up.
Now that would be a bribe.
If we gave our boss again, it wouldn't be a bribe.
That's definitely a bribe.
Hey, get your friend a gift.
Okay.
That's different.
At work for a few hours happens to be your boss.
Right.
So there's a new trend called Christmas in February.
It's basically people going, hey, we're not going to really give presents or travel on Christmas Day.
We'll still celebrate it, but we're not going to do presents because everybody else is in it's so much more expensive.
Instead, you pick an already agreed upon time with your family.
Typically after February 1st, when prices go down for everything.
traveling things.
And that way you eliminate the high cost of travel,
the extra credit airports, the roadways,
and the really expensive because they know you have to buy gifts.
Gifts.
Wow.
I love that.
Okay.
You still have to do a little something.
Obviously, you celebrate Christmas for the reason of Christmas.
Sure.
But it's the gift part that they say because of financial situations.
You can actually just pause it.
Yeah.
And that's from Time magazine.
I haven't heard of that before.
Doctors warn of a dangerous new TikTok trend of taping your mouth shut for weight loss
and better sleep.
that it could suffocate you.
Now, the reason that people are doing it for better sleep
is because they think if you breathe through just your nose,
the breathing is more pure
and it does help you get into a deeper sleep.
More focused breathing.
I've seen some of these.
Maybe I've tried it.
Oh, it's not about slowing?
Have you?
I taped up every hole, dude.
Oh, gosh.
When I went to sleep.
It is her taking the tape off more than anything.
Doctors are warning against this
because, again, you should not tape your mouth shut.
Videos on TikTok talking about the benefits of mouth tape
have amassed hundreds of thousands of views,
and there is even a malt tape manufacturer now.
What?
Proponents claim it improves airflow,
relaxes the body, stops snoring,
and helps people stay asleep.
But does that mean helps them stay asleep forever?
Yeah.
The doctor says, don't do this.
You could suffocate.
If you have obstructive sleep apnea,
it can be very, very dangerous.
Even if you don't know you have it, but you have it?
Yeah, because a lot of people don't know they have it.
Yeah, sometimes I hold my breath when I sleep.
That's crazy.
Sometimes I hold my breath on I'm awake and I don't even know I'm doing it.
And my wife elbows me and goes, hey, you're not breathing.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's a weird thing.
Yeah, that is from Daily Mail.
Scientists say people with IBS are allergic to gravity.
That's you.
Well, I do have crazy stomach issues and I do have IBS.
I don't know if I'm allergic to gravity yet.
I've done a lot of allergy tests.
So like if you leave the earth, like do you start itching or something?
Or if I leave the earth, is it better?
That's what they're saying.
Gravity actually makes it worse.
Oh, so down here.
The doctor, Dr. Spiegel at Cedar Sinai Hospital,
says people that are suffering from irritable bowel syndrome may just be alerted to gravity.
He thinks that if someone's body can't handle the force of gravity,
it could squash their spine and cause their organs to shift downward,
leading to the symptoms of IBS.
The cause of IBS isn't known, but it affects about 40 million Americans,
and roughly two-thirds of them are female.
There is no cure, and they don't even really have a track to be on unless it's on another.
planet, then they could probably cure it where there's no good.
Interesting.
I pack up and move from Mars.
All right, see you, man.
Why is he going with Bezos all of a sudden?
He's got stomach issues.
Daily Mail had that story.
A man tried to steal from Walmart during the Shop with the Cop event.
Dumb.
Which is so dumb.
Maybe he didn't know if shop with the cop.
It's like a horrible coincidence.
Authorities in Florida say a man's facing charges after he attempted to steal from a store
filled with law enforcement.
The Osceola County Sheriff's Office reports a suspect attempted to steal from a Walmart
in St. Cloud during its annual shop at the cop for community children.
According to the sheriff's office, the event included 40 deputies in attendance.
There's forensics, community service team.
What are the odds?
They're like, well, that was easy.
They think it's a joke.
Wait, you guys don't go on over on us here?
You're stealing that really?
All right.
WNDU with that story.
Thank you very much.
Those anchors at Good Morning America that are together.
They are together.
on the show. They've cheated on their
husband-wives with each other.
It comes out. The network
goes, well, they didn't break any rules, like our
rules. So we're going to let them stay on.
And now they've pulled them off the air. I was reading a bunch
of stories where he was like cheating with a bunch of women.
Oh, before he got with her. But he's saying they're together
now. I don't know. That's a whole thing.
It's GMA3, Amy Roboc
and T.J. Holmes, co-host of the show,
have been taken off the air following the public disclosure
of a romantic relationship. They announced
that. I don't, I don't
don't care. It's going to make them way famous.
Yeah, now we know who they are. Now we know who they are. Because
we didn't. And everybody has problems, man. And I don't know what's going on. It doesn't
seem like something I'd sign up for. Like, to, I don't know what's going on. You know what?
And I'm not going to judge. They didn't hurt a kid or dog. Otherwise, they can just deal with,
they got to report to their wives and husbands or not anymore. Just give me the news.
So the network is saying there's just too much of a distraction that they just don't want them on.
They did leave them on at first and go,
They didn't break any rules.
We'll leave them on.
But then just all these stories keep coming out now.
Oh, see, I didn't realize it was, like, fact.
But I guess it is.
Her husband was on Melrose place back in the day.
Oh, really?
Andrew Shoe.
He's a really good looking guy.
Yeah, I just don't care.
As far as, the only reason I'm bringing it up is it's such a big story and they pulled them off.
That's like their business.
Yeah, with the fact they work together and everybody watches their show together, it's different.
See, that's the public part of it where it's like, ooh.
Yeah.
Let's see what other people.
Let's check out their problem.
And it's interesting, but I don't think they should be pulled off.
They didn't do anything illegal.
I agree.
When is the morning show coming back?
I don't know.
It's makes me think of that.
Yeah, I don't know.
In 2016, two teens were accused of cheating on a medical school exam
because they had the same answers.
They sued the school arguing, well, we had similar scores and it's common for twins.
And we had not signaled answers to each other.
The jury agreed, and they were just awarded $1.5 million.
Wow.
What?
Yeah, because you can't prove that they cheated, really?
Unless they can prove that they cheated.
Maybe they did, right?
But unless you can prove it, what are you going to do?
Because they're going to go, okay, prove it.
You want to kick us out of this?
You're hurting?
Prove we cheated.
And they couldn't.
So on top of the money, were they given their medical license or whatever?
Well, I don't think they just give that.
Oh, they don't?
You have to pass the test?
Yeah, the sisters have been ostracized because the school labeled them cheats.
The medical school, I claimed the similar scores that was just more than a coincidence.
They cleared their name after six years.
They won the defamation case.
Damages totaling $1.5 million.
The twins were assigned seats at the same table,
four or five feet apart.
They couldn't see each other, they say,
because there were monitors that blocked their views.
One of them told the council their answers
had been highly similar since first grade.
They had tested within a fraction of a point
of one of each other in high school.
Their SAT scores had been identical.
They'd receive the same score
when they'd taken tests on different days
in different locations.
I mean, because twins, they feel the same things.
Ray, what's your brother up to right now?
What your twin brother up to?
Yeah, no idea.
he's at the lumber mill. You can't like sense it
in your hair or anything? No, when we were
close together actually in the same room we could feel
different stuff. All of a sudden you'd feel like you'd have to pee
but you're like, I didn't have new water.
No, we both always got hungry at the exact
same time. Weird stuff like that. That's crazy.
Yeah, that's because you ate breakfast at the same time.
We're probably hungry at the same time.
We were like, we both squint at the same time.
Yeah, bro, the sun's out and you don't
have sunglasses on. No, I bet
it happens with weirder things.
That's the news.
Bobby's big.
Stories.
If I sound a little bit funny, this is why.
And maybe I don't.
But we were in Las Vegas over the weekend,
and we go, we're walking out,
we're at a little shopping center near a Walgreens.
I think I forgot some deodorant or something,
and I try to get all of our stuff
because I had to show it.
The win on Sunday night.
And I'm chewing on some chocolate-covered almonds
that I took from the hotel.
I'm eating them.
And some guy is rushing almost like someone in the airport is running to a gate.
I don't know why, because he didn't stop to talk to me, but he's rushing and runs right into my back.
Like, just kind of clips to me.
Boom.
Now, I'm eating chocolate-covered almonds.
I bite a hole.
It felt like all the way through my tongue with the two inside their teeth that are super sharp.
And I remember seeing a lightning bolt, like, in my eyes.
And it hurts so bad.
And it hurts so bad, but then I thought,
oh, I just bit my tongue.
And then move on with life.
It just, it bites your tongue.
It hurts.
So I was like, man, that hurts.
So I didn't think much about it.
And so I go in and I'm getting my neck trimmed up a little bit at that little barbershop
right there by it.
And I tell Caitlin, because she's sitting there next to me, I'm like, I just, it tastes like iron.
So what do you mean?
Like, you know, like how blood tastes?
I just am constantly tasting this iron.
She's like, what do you think it is?
I said, well, I don't know.
Maybe it's my teeth.
I've had such teeth problems lately having to go to the dentist because of all the grinding
I do and the bones broken in my gums.
I guess it's my tooth acting up and I open my mouth and there's just blood everywhere in my mouth.
And she's like, dang, your tooth is messed up.
Do we need to find a dentist here?
I said, I'm okay.
I don't want to go to the dentist because I have a show the next night.
And so I go up, up to the room, just spitting blood, thinking it's my tooth.
I just didn't put it together that that me body in my tongue was.
And we go and we go to another shop.
I was looking for a shirt and I open my mouth and my tongue is just pouring blood.
And there's a hole almost all the way through the tongue.
Dang.
What?
It was so deep.
The crazy thing about the tongue, it heals quickly.
But it hurts really bad.
Like a starfish?
So, yeah, I actually regenerated.
I got two tongues.
But I almost bit all the way through my tongue.
I never had that happen before.
It hurts so bad.
And it just wouldn't stop bleeding.
And we're going to go out that night.
We had a bunch of friends that came in and family.
I could not get my tongue to stop bleeding.
And so everything I'd put on it, I'd end up licking it off.
It wouldn't stay.
You put medicine on it.
I'd go, look it right off.
And she was like, how's it?
Medicine going?
I don't know.
I licked it off.
It's on my tongue.
What's supposed to do?
I lick it.
Yeah.
But I went to sleep and it was, my tongue felt so fat the next night on stage.
So the letters that were easy to say are like, mom, ma-ma, ma-ma.
But anything with my tongue, la.
Oh, yeah.
So I found myself at times substituting words in the middle of my show because I want to be like,
love you.
Fat tongue.
Yeah.
But that was really bad.
I'm lucky I didn't bite all the way through it or bite a part of it off.
Oh, yeah, no.
I was just thinking how tragic that would have been.
It really, really hurt.
So bad that I didn't even think of that was what it was.
But that's a tough one.
That's a tough bite.
It's like Derek Jeter hurting an elbow.
Michael Jordan hurting her wrist.
The day before a game.
Didn't hit my tongue?
That's what I do.
It's not super power.
You speak for a living.
I speak for a living.
Yeah.
So that's, but I'm here.
I fought it to be right here in this room today.
Hey, thanks, dude.
Thank you very much.
Wow.
Let me go over and take a couple calls here.
Let's go over and talk to Rhonda in Mississippi, who has called us.
Rhonda, what do you want to say?
Hey, I just want to tell y'all that I was, it's about 20-something years ago.
I was in Walmart back in the fabric department, and Johnny Cash comes walking up.
And I'm like five foot tall.
So I look over, and he comes to the thread department.
with me.
And we sit there and pick out thread together.
And I thought that was so cool.
That is really cool.
Amazing.
It's a story you'll have your whole life.
I mean, those stories,
you'll be able to tell to new people forever.
And they'll be like, that's so cool.
And then you put it away.
You tell it again.
And then you can like embellish it a little bit.
Oh, change it up a little bit?
How Johnny, he can come back and say it's not true.
And then you guys sang a song together.
All of a sudden, he's over there going,
and you're like,
I fell.
And the next thing you know, people in the other aisles were jumping in.
The whole store starts.
singing it? Prove it didn't happen. Wow. That's what I say. Hey, thank you Ron. I appreciate that call.
All right. Thanks. All right. See you later. Let's do Josh in Texas. Josh, you're on the show. Thank you for calling, my friend. Josh, what's up?
Good morning, studio. Morning.
Hi. So I was listening to all earlier about, you know, celebrities reactions when you come up to them in public. So kind of tie into that, uh, eating dinner at Chili's one night. And a friend of ours text me, she's like, hey, are you eating at Chili's? I'm like, yeah, she goes, check out on Facebook.
And somebody tagged me saying, hey, guess what?
Cody Johnson is at Chile in our local town.
And so this was kind of a running joke for a couple weeks until we went out to dinner again,
and I had a group of people come up and asked me for autograph.
And this has happened probably 20 times over the past three or four months.
How do you react to not being a celebrity and people thinking you are one?
Well, most of the time you probably go, hey man, that ain't me.
Or you stop singing in public.
You got a chance.
Take it.
Take it because you got a chance.
You know, he's loving it now.
You probably sign maybe.
Stop it.
Stop it.
No, no.
No.
No.
No.
What you do is people come up and you write real big on the, like autograph.
I have a sharp in my hand.
You write Cody Johnson.
And you go, in real small letters, you go, I am not.
Him.
So it says I am not.
Cody Johnson.
Oh, my God.
And so they're like, wow, thank you very much.
And they get back home.
And they're like, oh, that's not Cody Johnson.
So you can have a little fun with it, but I definitely wouldn't act like Cody Johnson.
And here's why.
I like Cody.
But if he finds out and he catches you, it ain't going to be pretty.
You'll be pretty.
Yeah.
And, you know, I assume you wear a cowboy hat naturally, Josh?
I do.
Okay.
I would just be you and let people know, oh, I get that all the time.
And then every once in a while when you're feeling a little Randy, yeah, you sign Cody Johnson.
I'll top right.
I am not.
This is a little joke.
But that's funny.
You know, you must be a pretty good looking guy.
Cody Johnson is a pretty good looking guy, Josh.
I'm glad my wife thinks he's hot
So
There you go
That's why you have it
All right Josh
Appreciate that buddy
Here's a voice
I want to play
From Mark in Kentucky
I was just curious
Who's on the intro
On 25 whistles
Thank you for that question
25 whistles is our football show
We'll have a new one up today
By the way
We didn't do it yesterday
We will do it today
It's me
Eddie a bunch of friends
It's all about football
And this is the theme song
To 25 whistles
That is Brandon Ray
I literally sang that in a voice
memo to him. I was like, do we get a theme song? I just made it up, and then he recorded it,
and it sounds so good. So his name is Brandon Ray, does a lot of great music. But that's who
sings the theme song to 25 whistles. And check out our podcast. We'll have one up this afternoon.
I'm going to post on my Instagram right now, my intro video to my comedically inspirational
show. We have no plans to do any more shows. We feel pretty good about it unless we decide
to do a full special, which we're talking about. But I don't ever show anything from it,
because, again, we might do a special, but I feel like this needs to be shown. On my
Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bowens, you can watch the intro video to the show.
Cool.
It's a spoiler.
It's okay, though.
It's awesome.
That's all I'm going to say from there.
It's awesome.
Go check it out.
Mr. Bobby Bones is my Instagram.
We will come back in a second.
Speaking of celebrities,
Ray Mundo or audio producers saw a celebrity.
Oh.
Shopping with sunglasses on.
Oh, I like that.
Like trying to hide or maybe they have a,
stye in their eye, like Eddie?
Yes.
But he saw, I don't know who it is,
but he says a major celebrity shopping with sunglasses on.
I'm up for that kind of content.
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Police in Texas said they apprehended a reckless driver
that turned out to be a dog.
After two vehicles were hit in a Walmart parking lot.
The dog was driving?
Yeah, pretty much.
The owner of one of the vehicles,
they saw a suspect barreling down on him.
But he was unable to avoid the crash.
He was shocked then to see a dog pop up in the driver's seat.
Yeah, I would be too.
Crazy.
Yeah, that version of airbud is not fun.
There's no movie about that.
Yeah, that's a bad sequel.
The Kilgore Police Department confirmed the dog was behind the wheel.
The dog was sitting in the unoccupied truck waiting for its owners who went inside the store.
The dog set the truck in motion apparently after it got a little lancy.
According to police, the steering column had prior damage that apparently allowed
the dog to accidentally hit it, put the truck in drive.
The leash the dog was wearing is also believed to have gotten caught in the emergency brake releasing it.
I mean, everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong.
Police said no one was hurting the crash.
That's K-E-T-K.
Just imagine, though, you're the guy, and you see the car coming at you and it's not stopping.
And there's nowhere you can go because there are cars everywhere.
And boom, it hits.
And you're like, I'm about to be so mad at whomever.
Oh, the puppy.
You're like, what in the world?
Tampa's police chief resigned weeks after she tried to use her influence to escape a ticket.
when her husband was pulled over in an unregistered golf cart,
Mary O'Connor 51 submitted a resignation.
They found she violated departmental policies
when she flashed her badge and said,
just let us go.
Wow.
The departure came three days after O'Connor
was put on leave in connection with the incident
after body cam footage of her trying to bigfoot the deputy was released.
The golf cart traffic stop incident came 10 months after O'Connor
had been elevated at chief in Tampa.
Prior to her resignation, the former top cop said
she was remorseful about her behavior,
which she claimed was poor judgment.
That's from the New York Post.
Well, let me say, I just feel like if you have a badge and you haven't been in trouble
any other way, you get a couple free passes.
Like, we're going to pull you over for doing 85 and a 70.
Are you?
And then you look, well, they haven't used any of their free badge passes.
And you do protect us and serve with your life on the line.
All right, I'm going to put you down for one badge pass.
Feel free to go.
Unless there was something else, I think this is a lot to cut somebody off from their job.
I know because she was chief.
I know.
I feel like I would do that.
I saw the video on TikTok.
And so she's kind of...
I mean, that's where she got in trouble
as it became a viral thing.
Yes.
And she even asked right before she's like,
is your camera on?
She's like, yes.
Okay.
And then she's like, well,
I'm the police chief.
Justice for her.
Unless there was something else,
which I don't know there was.
You should get two.
I agree, man.
I totally could see myself doing that.
Well, I mean, yeah, within reason.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's not like you murder somebody.
They're like, pull over.
We have her.
She just murdered seven people,
including light of the house on fire afterward.
Pull over.
You under...
Oh, am I?
Oh, you know what?
You got it.
You're good.
No, but something like, you know...
I know.
I know.
Yeah.
And it's her husband.
She loves them.
Yeah.
What a love.
Why did that go?
Yeah.
You know, I don't know that I'm so mad at her.
She does risk her life or did risk her life every day.
No time to be sad, says the teen who lost their leg to a shark bite.
This past July, as in Bethia's life changed, the 17-year-old had been scaloping with her family when a shark attacked her.
She lost her leg.
Quote, a lot of a lot of people would get down.
But having an amputation this severe, I just keep positive.
She's an avid fan of four-wheelers.
She rides what she can.
She goes hunting.
And she just cheered for her first football game this season.
I love it.
She made it to the homecoming court, no wheelchairs, no crutches.
And, I mean, imagine that.
You're just in the water.
I'd compare it a lot to, I don't know, biting a hole through your tongue.
But pretty much the same thing.
Same thing.
That happened to me.
And you know what?
Not pleasant.
I didn't even know what happened for a while.
I was like, wait, why am I?
Are you staying positive to?
Right.
No.
I'm the opposite of her.
Far less, and I'm not.
And I just cry about it all the time.
That is from Fox 4.
Hey, Brad, in Colorado Springs.
I appreciate you calling the show.
Brad, what's going on, buddy?
Good morning, Bobby Bones.
What's up, buddy?
Morning studio.
Morning.
I was just calling to say that, you know,
my company would be very grateful
if you did a jingle for our company, you know,
because, I mean, we're a new H-Back company.
It's starting out and, you know,
just trying to get our name out there
and do right by our customers.
Right here. What's the name of your company?
Falling Star, heating, and cooling.
Okay, you can't use this, but this is what I would do.
Well, we could work out a deal or something, I don't know.
You could donate to a charity, and then I could let you
license it for six months.
I don't know.
I don't know how this works.
But if Falling Star, heating and cooling, how would I do that,
jingle?
I think what I would go, I would do something.
Because, again, it's all about some sort of melody that people remember,
right?
Because if you just went, falling star, heating and cooling, that's nothing, unless you're at 10,000 times.
But if you go, that's why you call falling star, heating and cooling.
Everyone's going to remember that fall.
Because it sounds like a fall, right?
That's why you call fall.
And that call to fall too is a slight rhyme on the upper edge.
That's why you call falling star, heating and cooling.
That's good.
That's what I would do.
So he can't take that though, right?
Yeah, I own it.
I'm going to start my own.
We're just making this up as you go.
Fallen Star, Heating and Cooling?
Okay.
Locally.
I create a whole company that I know nothing about
just because I created a jingle for it.
You like that one, Brad?
Would you go like that?
I'd like to use that one.
We'll do it again.
That's why you call
Falling Star Heating and Cooling.
I do.
I like it.
That's pretty good, huh?
Yeah, too bad you can't have it.
Yeah, maybe people talk to our people.
I don't know.
I don't even know, because he can't take the audio.
It's my voice.
But maybe we could arrange something.
I don't know.
Call our people in Colorado Springs.
Maybe get a little something on there.
That would be cool, man.
Charitable donation, we get that going.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, Brad.
Good to talk to you, though.
I hope falling.
I hope falling star, heating and cooling.
Just kills it.
And I hope you're super successful
and hope you give back to the community, you know?
Thank you.
We try to do as much as we can.
And you got a free plug right here on the air
on a national show.
And the jingle's pretty good.
Because if I needed HVAC work in Colorado Springs,
you know what I'd call?
Falling Star, heating and cooling.
Dang.
I'm like Jesse and Joey on Full House
when they were doing jingles.
That's what they did.
Oh, yeah.
That was their job.
Let's go.
I can do that.
Thank you, Brad.
Hope you have an awesome day.
Thank you, everybody.
Bobby Bones Show.
Boney up the day.
This story comes to us from Kinnwick, Washington.
Police got a call about someone spray painting a truck in the grocery store parking lot
and they roll by see a bright blue truck being spray painted black.
Run the license plate, stolen truck.
Yeah.
But why would you do it out like that?
Yeah, why would you go to a grocery store parking lot in the middle of the day?
You know, I'm going to take the chance on the fumes.
More so than the chance of going to jail if I do it in public.
Fumes.
Right, okay.
Well, I'm picturing like if he locks himself in a garage, that would be like, oh.
But also.
You don't get carbon monoxide poisoning.
That would be locking yourself.
I think you're okay with the fume.
Actually, it might be real good with the fumes.
You might be really good.
I wasn't implying he was going to die, but also spray painting a truck would take forever.
Forever and like 20 cans.
Like you know roller.
Yeah, you would need layers and it still wouldn't look good.
We tried that crap.
I had a beat up old Subaru and somebody had backed into it in the school parking lot and we tried to spray.
First of all, you can't match red with spray.
It doesn't matter what red it is.
This red in the Subaru, you couldn't match it.
It was an old red.
It was a Subaru.
it would shh. And so we sprayed it. It was a little darker. And then it rubbed off quick.
Hmm. Because it was spray paint. Yeah. That's why. Lunchbox, thank you. I'm Lunchbox. That's your
Bonehead Story of the Day. This is Gina from Norfolk, Virginia. Thank you for Blind Karaoke.
We had a Christmas party over the weekend. And my friend Amanda, who was a dedicated listener
to the show, as I am, decided that we should play Blind Karaoke with Christmas songs. And it was
a blast. My whole entire Christmas party loved it. We had a great time. So thank you for
for an awesome idea, and thank you for being awesome.
So fun.
You know, we made this game up ourselves,
and if I see coming up on ABC,
and they probably won't call it blind karaoke
because people will get upset,
but if they call it like,
don't see the words karaoke,
hosted by Kelly Rippa.
I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're doing this again.
We've been doing Elder versus Millennial for 50 years,
and that show launches on, and I'm like, wait, wait,
hold on a minute.
Yeah, that's crazy.
But thank you.
We love that game. It's funny. It's fun.
People get upset. There's no prize. People still get upset.
But I appreciate that. We're done today. Thank you. We'll see you tomorrow on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Goodbye, everybody.
Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show.
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