The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) We Tried Eddie's Smokin' Chicken + Abby's Worst Day At Work + The Pick The GOAT Of These Random Things!

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

We tried Eddie's new Smokin' Chicken business, find out if we liked it and if it lived up to the hype! Then, hear all about Abby's worst day at work that left her in tears when we share our worst day ...at work stories. Plus, we pick the GOAT, greatest of all time, in these random categories, find out if you agree!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:12 get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will
Starting point is 00:01:28 be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Tuesday show. Morning, studio. Morning. Let's go around the room up first. He's a dad of four who coaches his son's basketball team and going to a Pearl Jam show is always his dream. Here he is. Producer Eddie. Look, I don't know what Amy's deal. is, but I was cooking the night.
Starting point is 00:02:16 And my wife left her phone right by the stove. And I look at it and it's a text from Amy and it says, hey, girl, you're going to love all these places. Tootsies, Flaja House, Al Dines. And it's all these bars on Broadway and I'm like, what is going on here? Is Amy trying to get my wife to go out with her? Like, Amy, I know you're single, but my wife's happily married and she does not need to be going out.
Starting point is 00:02:38 You're telling me your wife's not single. She's very married. And I think Amy's just trying to get her to go out. something. Go ahead. Okay, this is just further evidence that these guys you know, mold a story to fit. These guys, hold on, no, no. Eddie's molding a story and you're going to throw me in there. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Yeah, this is him. Right, right now it's Eddie, but lunchbox does it too. They say, you know, they see an inch, they take a mile. Was that not the text? No, your wife texted me and said, hey, I have a friend that's coming in town with some teenagers and I don't really know what teen
Starting point is 00:03:12 girls like to do. what's some fun stuff because you have a teenage daughter. And I didn't mention Tutsies at all. You said Broadway. No. Fifth and Broadway. Okay. You know the fifth part.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Which is a lot of shopping. And restaurants. Justin Timberlake's restaurant. No. Oh God. See. So you really. Also, I said Broadway.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Yes, fifth and Broadway, but I also said 12 south. You also just wildly overreacted. Or did you just need a bit for the show? No, no. No. So she didn't mention any of those bars. that you named. He maybe saw the word Broadway. Okay, look, it was just, look, I didn't open her
Starting point is 00:03:47 phone. It was just, you know, when the text pop up, you only get a certain amount of words. So the words you saw were not Broadway. You can't judge him. You guys do the same. I do not. Don't let me in. Okay. Yeah. So you're just helping out. For teen age girls. Thanks, Amy. You can find this next person riding his bike to and from work when the weather is good
Starting point is 00:04:05 and he'll never stop playing the lotto, even though he probably should. Here he is. Lunchbox. I got announced that I'm applying it for a for other job. Once again, I'm always on the hunt for that next big step. And Pat Sejacked announced that he was retiring after 40 years.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Who? Pat Sejacked. He was up retiring. Sayjacked. Why do you keep saying Pat Sejacked? He's not hijacked. Isn't that his name? What's his name? Hey, Pat Sejacked. How are you putting it? Why are you putting it yet? Like past tense.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Oh, am I saying it wrong? Yeah. Pat say a verb. We Pat Sejacked all day. Pat Say Jack. Oh, Pat Say Jack. Yeah. Pat Say Jack announced he's retiring after 40 years of Wheel of Fortune. So, Weill, obviously, he's going to be looking for a new host.
Starting point is 00:04:57 So I'm throwing my hat the ring. But how are you doing that? I just went to there. I made a little real, a little audition tape. Why are you laughing to her? I need to see the tape. I need to see the audition tape. We can probably hear it.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Yeah, I have it. How long is it? There's three different clips or four different clips. You know what I mean? Just a little... Because there's no contestant to interact with me. Yeah, no wheel. And so I'm just...
Starting point is 00:05:24 I'm just speaking, like, I'm doing things that they do on Wheel of Fortune. Here he is. Lunchboxed? Doing... Go ahead. Hello, everyone. Nice to see you all. Oh, yes, yes. Are you ready to win some money?
Starting point is 00:05:37 Well, let's get it started. The first toss-up. is worth $1,000. It's a place. Vanna, let's go. That's clip one. That's not bad. Not bad, huh? Yeah. It sounds like you with sound effects. Well, that's what they do on Wheel of Fortune. No, no, no, I know. I thought you said, well, you can't do it with the crowd or the audience, but you insert it. You could insert people saying stuff too. Oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah, yeah. It sounds good for Wheel of Fortune. All right, what else? Go ahead. Give it a spin. $650. He would like to buy an E.
Starting point is 00:06:18 That's money well spent, Jim. It just feels empty. Well, yes, because there's no... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're also not doing anything that only you can do. Meaning they don't care about it just an announcer. You're just saying this simple,
Starting point is 00:06:41 spend the will. Like, there's something about you that's got to be different that they're going to want. Well, okay. You just didn't put what you're good at in there. Which is? What are you good at?
Starting point is 00:06:53 He, well, he doesn't have a deep voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's, um. Is there another clip? Yeah, there's one more. Okay. Go ahead. R-S-T-L-N-E are given to you up on the board.
Starting point is 00:07:04 30 seconds on the clock. Good luck. I was trying to tell you, tell what happened. It's funny. I was just say focus on why they would hire you, not you're doing what everybody else is always done in the history of that show. Okay. But they've already, from what I've been told, they've already got the person. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:07:26 Yeah, they don't know who. I mean. They don't know who it is? I was told that, no, I don't think it's wrong. What about Mario Lopez? I know I wouldn't say who it was anyway, but I don't know who it was. I was just told, I was reached out to, and I was told, hey, I think they've already got their person. Oh.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Dang. Don't know that for sure, but that's what I was told. Unless it's him, and this is how to tell him. Unless it's a curveball, they decide last minute, like, oh, wait a man, we got this submission. This guy's very generic. Audio, you're just not a generic person, so why you would do something generic? Well, because I don't know if they want Flash and... Well, I wouldn't really classify you as Flash, but...
Starting point is 00:07:58 Glitz and glamour. Now that's what I would classify you as yes I would just say you should always do what only you can do because everybody can do that and you can do way more than that. All you did was read lines. All right, yeah, I mean I went to their website and it said, contact us, so I contacted them.
Starting point is 00:08:14 And what they say that? Nothing yet. Not yet. Not yet. Be a little more of you. Do it again, but be more you. If you were really hosting that show. All right.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Because that would be what would get to the job. Should he have people that are also? Yeah, you could get anybody to act out. you instead of Jim. Yeah. Ah, Jim, you always said the funniest stuff. Let us know what Jim said. How Jim didn't have much to say.
Starting point is 00:08:37 I know what I was saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, lunchbox, good luck. Let us know. Thank you. All right, next up, just thinking about getting back into dating but needs help from the show. And we hope she doesn't take advice from the lunchbox
Starting point is 00:08:46 because they're telling how far he will go. Here she is. Amy, everybody. That was at the pharmacy and I was picking up what I thought was a one bottle of antibiotics. Well, there was two in the package. I paid for it and it was like $16. or so I thought, okay, one bottle.
Starting point is 00:09:02 But then when she hands it to me, I can clearly tell there's two bottles inside and it's stapled. I don't do anything with it. I never leave her sight. And I'm like, ooh, I don't need two bottles. Can I return this one and get my money back? And she said, oh, no, you're already touching it.
Starting point is 00:09:18 And I was like, but I haven't opened it. Is that the rule? If you touch it, you can't turn it back in? I think once they hand it over to the customer, they cannot take it back no matter what. And it was just interesting to me because it's not like I left and then came back and tried to return an unopened pill bottle. I was right there in front of her and I never did anything.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Offered what tampering reasons? I guess. People were tampering with medication? Right, which if I walked away. Can they take it back though? I mean, if they did take it back, they can't, can they redump it, I guess? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:48 I mean, some people do that with food, you know? Like, once they deliver it to the table, they can't take it back. Okay, but food is open. This was in a stapled bag. That's different than your biagra, Eddie. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know. I just thought, I was like, wow, I learned a new law today.
Starting point is 00:10:02 But the judge should say if the staple is still stapled, then you can turn it back in. Nice. Good rhyme. Thank you. It doesn't really. But okay. Ray, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
Starting point is 00:10:11 On the weekends, he goes to brunch. And after years of boxing, he can throw a punch. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. I posted a little piece of my Opry performance last week up on my TikTok. And is it? Just like a minute and a half joke or something. And I'm going to look at the comment.
Starting point is 00:10:28 and the most of the comments were fashion comments or someone was the mean comment was unbuttoned that top button idiot because I had my shirt buttoned all the way up to the top. So what? Exactly. So I went over to see any critiques on my joke and instead I got fashion critique.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Which I guess means the joke was funny. That's what I took from it. That's true. But if I ever listen to anybody's fashion advice from the comment section of TikTok, then I'm done. You shouldn't listen to the comment section for anything ever. And I went over to our Facebook page, which I do like once a year. And I just started looking at some of the threads.
Starting point is 00:11:07 And it is, it's vile, Morgan. It's never, it's, I've never been over there and left satisfied with what I've seen. Yeah, no, Facebook is vile no matter what. You could post the most happy sunshine unicorn and rainbows and people would still go at you for it. Why do you think that is? I don't know. I mean, it's, it's definitely bleeding into other social media. media platforms now, but Facebook, you just...
Starting point is 00:11:30 Is everybody just... Living sad on Facebook? The older generation, I think, comments things and doesn't realize how their comments come across? The older generation? I mean, like... What do you mean? Like Eddie.
Starting point is 00:11:41 65 plus. What are you talking about? Yeah, you could be included in that. But, like, they say things, like, they would say in person. And normally they just come off, okay, like, they're being very straightforward. But they don't realize how rude it comes across on Facebook. and like how out of context it is. And they just like say things like that they would say that their daughter or whatever.
Starting point is 00:12:01 I feel like they say mean or something. I feel like most people saying stuff to me would never say it to my face. Yeah. They only say it in the comment because once I get on, I'm going to start flexing. They'll be like, dang, I won't get beat up by that monster. Maybe they need to just put an emoji at the end of it. No, but see they don't know how to use emojis as part of it.
Starting point is 00:12:14 But they just, I'm telling you most of it is like 65 plus. It's very like older and I just don't think they realize the context of what they're doing. Well, I would encourage people to go follow us on Facebook, but don't open the comments. Just see the stuff. We post a lot of good content there, but don't go looking into the comments because that's what I did. Anyway, thank you guys. Glad you're here. Let's get started with the big show. Thank you guys for listening. Let's go over and check in and open the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My ex and I have been split for almost three years. We have equal custody of our six-year-old son.
Starting point is 00:12:50 She has had a living boyfriend for the past two years. Seems to be an okay guy. I'm a son likes them. so I got no problem with it. I started dating someone new a couple months ago. Things are starting to get serious. So she's been spending weekends with me. On the weekends, when my son is with us, they spend time together. He likes her. But my ex is absolutely losing her mind over my girlfriend spending any time with our son at all.
Starting point is 00:13:12 I think she's being totally unreasonable and it's a double standard. Am I right? Should she have any say over who I spend time with when our son is around? Signed. Co-parenting Caleb. Boy, I bet you this is a. a really hard thing that a lot of people deal with, and I bet it's different for every single couple. And I think maybe she has an issue with it just being a couple months in.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Not that she should have an issue because it is your child. You have equal custody. You have equal rights until someone screws up, right? Yeah. I mean, there's no. Well, depending on how you set it up, yeah, either 50-50 or 70-30 or. Well, I mean, if there's equal custody, I'm just going based off the email when they say equal custody, I'm assuming 50-50.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Yeah. I think she just kind of has to get over it. Yeah, I mean, but the thing is, well, you do have a say, but if the person, if you really are enjoying the person and there's really no, like, flags, I mean, obviously, if something's really bad, like they're a, you know, a drug dealer, it's like, okay, you can have a say. It doesn't say, what, is she a drug? No, no. Okay. I'm assuming just from the email that there are no huge red flags or it would be expressed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:20 So you're, I mean, I think it's probably just something you got to get used to. And then I don't know if they were, did it say in there that they were ever married or do they have any formal documents? My ex and I have been split for three years. Equal custody. It doesn't say. Because I would say, yeah, you should get something in writing. That always helps. But you have to get in writing if they can meet other people.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Oh, it's in there. There's all kinds of, not at what point in which they can meet other people. If the other person is allowed to spend the night at the home, if you can have, yeah. It's all. Wow. Sounds like none of that's in there. Okay. So I don't feel like.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Right. And also she has her dude living with her. It's probably just new to her and it's the first time it's happened. So I would say, hey, if you want to make this easier on everybody, it's to even fake understanding. Yes. Like, I get it. She's great. Let me explain. We're going to do that be very open about what's happened. And then she'll be okay with it. There's probably some jealousy too, like a second mom. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Things that he's had to deal with, but he's over it now. Right. And he could, he's probably shared some of it, but he could start off by sharing that. Like, hey, yeah, when you first got with this guy, like, this is what I was feeling. Maybe you're feeling some of the same things. I get it. They probably hate each other and it's hard to have those conversations when you hate somebody you hate. But for the kids' sake, I'd fake understanding if you have to fake it. But I think, Caleb, you're good, buddy.
Starting point is 00:15:41 That's the number one rule of co-parenting. Fake it to you make it? Fake it. I mean, if you can't, if you don't, if you're not lucky enough to have something amicable, which I know not everyone is. So, yeah, I mean, just, yeah, put your big kid pants on and do what you need to do. Yeah, Caleb, you're not the wrong, buddy. You get to have a life too. That's it.
Starting point is 00:16:00 You get to have a life too. All right, thank you. That's the mail bag. Close it up. We got your email on the clothes. Bobby's mail bag. Our executive producer, Scuba Steve, is in studio where the bet he's going to make us do called Scuba Steve suggests.
Starting point is 00:16:18 What's the bit? So on the show, we've had listeners email call and talk about our level of attractiveness on the show. So I went and according to science, I inserted our faces to an AI generated machine to tell who is the most symmetrical on the show. And do you think symmetrical means best looking? According to this, yes. The hottest versus the notest. This is not good. This is not me.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I'm not symmetrical. I got a droopy eye. I got a side of the nose bigger than another. So you'll be surprised that who is actually the last and where Mr. Prom king is on the list. I'll be surprised at who's like ugliest? Ugliest in the show. Well, let me do a few things here. You're going to do your own list?
Starting point is 00:16:56 Yeah, I'm going to just say who I think is probably most symmetrical. I don't think everybody's symmetrical, but I understand for this. Ray is probably most symmetrical. Yeah. I think Ray probably. Lately he's been getting a little more round, you know what I mean? But it's symmetrically round. What is symmetrical means?
Starting point is 00:17:14 Same on both sides. Same on both sides. Yeah, so according to science based on symmetry, you're considered most attractive. Got it. Okay. I'm going to go with, well, I'm not even doing the ladies here because I wouldn't even want to comment on them. Oh, they're definitely on the list. Oh, they are okay.
Starting point is 00:17:30 I'll let you do that. I put everyone here from you all way down to Abby. I would say that Ray probably comes in at number one. And I would think that I'm probably last because I've got all kinds of weird things lower and higher than others. Okay. Not last. But I see my face all the time. Like, I know all the little imperfections.
Starting point is 00:17:48 So, like, I know that one eye goes down more than the other. I know one of my nostrils is bigger than the other. But I don't, but listen. Hey, you guys. I don't think that there's... I feel like, well, look like a lot of them in the mirror. Like, slog? Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:59 I don't think that that equals imperfection. Like, with eyebrows, sometimes girls... For this, though. For this, for the symmetry, yes. I would say it is. Okay. Well, listen, both sides of your face. There's supposed to be sisters, not twins.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Okay. Well, that's a good way to put it. What in the world? Well, mine are step peasants. My are definitely adopted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Scoo with you want to... Do you want to...
Starting point is 00:18:22 I don't know which ways. I was going to say, how do you want this list? Because I've got a top three. Give me somebody in the middle. How many total did you do? So I did. I've got seven, eight, I got nine people on here. Okay, give me number three.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Number three is tied. Okay, go ahead. Number three is tied between Raymond, Cisoramundo, and Eddie. You guys are both that 69% good. Hey, let's go, Ray. Do you want to hear some imperfections or do you want to the score? Just don't one out there. Okay, so Eddie has a big forehead.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Okay. Well, that's because I'm bald. And Ray has a narrow nose. What the? What the? What? This is according to a website and science. So that would be three.
Starting point is 00:18:55 There will also be three and four, but three. Okay, who's five? Five is Mike D. 65%. Oh, no, I'm still running for last. Mike has a nice forehead, good distance of features, but he has a wide mouth and a small nose. We're all going to leave this feeling worse about ourselves. What in the world?
Starting point is 00:19:11 Okay, who's six? Six is lunchbox. 63% a wide face, a forehead that's too small, a small chin, poor symmetry, but a normal size mouth. Cool. You got a good mouth, man. They call them on normal hole. I mean, got a hate on me for something, you know? I didn't hate any. This is just what I got from
Starting point is 00:19:31 this website. Yeah, I'm just saying some stupid website. I mean, okay. Take a poll with the chicks. Three of us left. There's me, Amy and Morgan. So one of us is number one. One of us is last. Oh, is Abby on there too? I got me on there as well. Oh, okay. Oh, scuba. Have we got one. Okay, scuba. Who?
Starting point is 00:19:46 Just go last. Question. Question. I want to do first. Oh, yeah, yeah. The quote unquote ugliest is the funniest. So I want to build a that. Who's number two? Number two is you, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:19:58 I'll take it. 70% good face, yes. Normal chin and forehead size is perfect. Wow. Good forehead. But your mouth is too wide. They call me old wide hole.
Starting point is 00:20:09 They call me old wide hole. Okay. All right. What number have we not done? Who's next to last? Next to last. No, no, no. I think you just got to save it.
Starting point is 00:20:18 I think we've got to go. Next to last. Who's next to last? Who next to last? Next to last is Morgan. Oh. 50% wide nose, chin too small, bad face symmetry. But a normal mouth and a normal force.
Starting point is 00:20:28 It's not like I just took a blush in the gut. So who's left? Left is me, Amy, and Abby. Back to the question I have. What photos did you use? That's a great question. I use photos where you can see their face head-on. It's scuba.
Starting point is 00:20:44 It's like 19. Like a perfect. Okay. I had some company photos and they were head-on photos so I can get proper symmetry. Who, there's three, three of you guys left. Three left, yeah. What numbers are left?
Starting point is 00:20:54 We got first place. And last place. Fourth and last. Who's fourth? Fourth is me. I'm okay at 60. You're okay. Abby got last.
Starting point is 00:21:04 What? You don't know that. Why would you just yell that? Hi. Abby got last. Wait, what's lunchbox again? This is, what? Lunchbox is six.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Oh my goodness. Add up nine of us. I mean. Guys, I feel this is so bad. I mean, Abby, what a terrible day for her. Who woke up and thought they were going to go to work and get raked? No, Amy, at least you got ranked one.
Starting point is 00:21:28 You say ranked? Yeah, yeah, that sounds weird. Ranked. Ranked. So here we got. We got Bobby. That's me at two. Ray and Eddie.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Mike D. Lunchbox and Morgan. So we have one and eight still left. So if I get eight, do we add that to my dating profile? Scoo of Steve. Who got, who got eighth? So we're going to rent the band-aid. Last place goes to Abby.
Starting point is 00:21:56 This is the meanest. Zero nose, short nose, mouth too wide. This is a meanest bit. Hey, you know what? It might be pretty accurate. Okay. Well, Amy, okay, your first place then. This is, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:07 You're the best looking at the show. No, I don't agree with that. No. No. Wow. Maybe. This is awkward. This bit is really mean.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Abby, I don't know. He took it out on you. I didn't take anything out on you. This is just me inserting a photo into a website. Are we sure this is accurate? Like, is this credible? No, it's not credible. So I picked the nice photo from you of your Instagram where you're like smiling with the city in the backdrop.
Starting point is 00:22:32 And what it does is it takes the lines and like lines up where your eyes in. Your eyes began, the nose, the mouth, the ears, forehead. Well, Eddie's better looking at a lunchbox. That's what I'm talking about. I mean, I figured that was the case. And that was with your hat off. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, you took a picture of my hat off?
Starting point is 00:22:46 Yeah, with your hat off. And you got third place. Dude, if you put your hat on, you'd probably rock it because you're four. I get smaller. Okay. I mean, let's just go ahead and say we can take this with a grain of salt. Amy, stop. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Amy, you're the hottest show. You don't believe in science. It's easy for you. I believe in science. But I mean, I feel like we could go enter it in again and it'd probably generate something different. Abby does, okay. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:23:07 What if everybody provides a picture? Okay. Our own picture. And then you re-rank us. Okay. Yeah, send me your photos and we'll do this again. Abby, are you okay? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:17 How many are he's crying? I'm going to cry, but it's a lot. Yeah, this is... I'm just kidding. It's funny. I'm like, wow, out of all of us, I'm the one that's the least attractive. No one said that. I don't know that if I would have known this was a segment,
Starting point is 00:23:32 I don't know that I would have done it because I wouldn't want an Abby to fill a tax. Oh, yeah, because you don't know what Steve is going to... I mean, first her voice is bad, now she looks bad. But see, the thing about our looks is that this is just science. To the right person, you're beautiful. To the right person. To the right person. I mean, how insulting.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Like, it's getting worse. There is someone for a lot. I don't look great at all and I scored at least in my mind of 10. So again, you find the right person. Everything's okay. Looks certain. Just the surface. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Thank you, I feel like we should have got a good message out of this, but we did not. We got the opposite. Y'all, I took a class. Re-smit a picture. You're the hottest. Hey, well, I'll say it's the hottest guy here that I think we should move on. You are the hottest dude.
Starting point is 00:24:10 He is, yeah. It is science, guys. Much you want to laugh at science. Okay. All right, resubmit your picture to Scoobo, okay? Everybody? Why relive this? I mean, we can do it.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Maybe just doesn't want me not off the throne. No, no, no, no. Oh, that's a great point. That's a great point. That's a great point. Okay. You know what? If you're scared to defend the title, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:24:36 I didn't even think about that part. Yeah, you won the title and she's on the run. She's on the lamb guys with the belt. All right, fine. I'll do it again. It's time for the good news. With Amy. There's this guy, Justin Miller.
Starting point is 00:24:51 He drives for DoorDash, and his Subaru was stolen last week with his nine-year-old dog inside, Audi. And the police were able to recover his car, like a few days later. Most of his belongings were inside, but no dog. Thankfully, he had posted pictures of his dog on social media, and someone was like, hey, that looks like the dog I saw online that's missing. And so people in the community, they gather together because Audi was, like, hard to catch. nine-year-old Pitbull, they finally corralled him, got him, and were able to get Audi back to Justin, which is super cool.
Starting point is 00:25:25 So posting things on social media and reposting and sharing, that stuff really does work. Audi and a Subaru. Interesting. I kind of lost track of the story. I was like, dang, the car you'd have been in an Audi or the dog running a Subaru. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:25:36 I know, but still. I love it when a dog is put back to get. When I lose my dog, I go crazy. And it's like, I'm ever going to see him again? If they get hit by a car, do they get stolen? All right, Audi, great. We should fundraise an Audi for him. Well, so, yeah, the community has come together.
Starting point is 00:25:52 And because Audi has some vet bills and Justin's car needs some repairs, they have set up a crowd fund sourcing. Lunchbox has a new cat named Lamborghini in case you guys. It's been stolen in case you guys want to. Oh, yeah. You want to help me get a Lamborghini. Yeah. All right, that's what it's all about.
Starting point is 00:26:07 That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clipper Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.
Starting point is 00:26:28 And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment. And the next, we'll talk about life, mental health, personal health, personal health, personal. purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told,
Starting point is 00:26:55 and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:27:13 What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really
Starting point is 00:27:33 give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot.
Starting point is 00:27:50 He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft, and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the Iheart Radio app,
Starting point is 00:28:51 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slical Life 12 and TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. It's a Bobby Bones show interviews. In case you didn't know. Hey, by the way, this should go on to Abby's list for Employee of the Month. When we start to look at who's done great things,
Starting point is 00:29:08 because Abby lined up Richard Marks, he's here. He's about to walk in right now. Richard Marks has got one way another 14 number one songs. You would know this one right here waiting when I'm shopping for lettuce and that song comes on. Feels so good. Hold on to the nights.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Some songs he's written and we won't even get to the Keith Urban stuff yet, but this I promise you from in sync. Dang. He has made history is the only male artist whose first seven singles reached a top five Billboard chart spot.
Starting point is 00:29:50 He's got shows all over the country this year. He credits most of his success to Lionel Richie, and here he is, Richard Marks. On the Bobby Bones Show now. Richard Marks. It's very exciting for me to have you here. It's a pleasure. I'm a huge fan.
Starting point is 00:30:04 We've talked on the phone. It's probably one of your most memorable moments in your career, so I'm sure you remember all of it. I memorized it. Thank you, yes. I dream it. He listens back. I'm a massive fan, so I'll geek out early and say thank you.
Starting point is 00:30:16 I was telling the show that if either one of the versions of your career, it would just be isolated. You'd be a Hall of Famer, either the artist part or even just the songwriter part. But because there's two, there's no chance. It's like, you know, Tom Brady. Okay, there you go. I'm going to go with that. Did you do the band thing in high school? Did you go with a group of buddies?
Starting point is 00:30:35 Oh, man, I tried. I tried to put bands together left and right, and nobody took it to. I came from a suburb of Chicago where the idea of being a rock star or any of that was such a hype dream. So I just dove into songwriting, which was actually great because a few years later when I did go out to LA, that's kind of how I started to get going, was as a writer for other people. But were there songwriters where you were? Nobody. I was the only kid in school. How did you learn to write songs by yourself at a place where no one else is really writing songs like you were writing songs? I went to the school of Elton John and Billy Joel and the Eagles.
Starting point is 00:31:12 and I went to, like, I just studied it, like, out of love. So when I ended up in L.A. at 18, I got my first job with singing background vocals on a Lionel Ritchie record. He was really the catalyst. He was the guy. He heard my demo tape of my first couple of songs. And so I recommend you to Kenny Rogers, and you go to sing background vocals for Kenny.
Starting point is 00:31:38 So are you the guy? Yeah. Are there three behind and you're doing the dances at the same? I'm not only in the studio I'm not doing any live work, yeah Got it I get hired to work for two days on this Kenny Rogers album
Starting point is 00:31:50 I come back the next day and I do exactly what the background singer should never do which is go up to the artist and say, I'm a songwriter I've got a song and the song was Crazy
Starting point is 00:32:04 Crazy for you Can't you see That's my Kenny Rogers That's like 85 or so. Yeah, 85. 84 maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I was 19 when I wrote it. Right here waiting, song you're known for most, would you say? Is that the one? It's probably, yeah. Can you give us a little bit on guitar? Yeah, sure. Original key?
Starting point is 00:32:27 I think so, yeah. Yeah. Awesome. You can still sing in original key. Well, thanks, man. Yeah, dang. You know, sometimes it's like, I will be right here.
Starting point is 00:32:36 I mean, I'm almost 60. Talk to me in 10 years and maybe we'll. That's awesome. Maybe I'll be like, wherever. Yeah. So the Keith Urban stuff, I think, is always interesting to people that know country music, like Long Hot Summer. Yeah. Does Keith come to you and go, hey, Richard, I want to write with, how does that even come together?
Starting point is 00:32:53 He came to my house and stayed with me for a few days. And it wasn't, it was just sort of to hang out. He was just sort of like trying to take a break from the pace of his career. And we picked up guitars. And within like 10 minutes, we did, Sunday, baby, you and I go. gonna be the ones that was better life that's how it happened
Starting point is 00:33:17 it wasn't like hey let's get together and write a song do you play the Keith and you your songs when you play your shows I do long out summer
Starting point is 00:33:25 sometimes you do you do yeah can play a little bit of that do you care yeah the Luther Vandros song Dance of my father
Starting point is 00:33:30 I remember hearing it not knowing who wrote it because I was just listening to it that's like that's that's a song yeah that's a song
Starting point is 00:33:37 that I think really proud to be yeah Richard thank you you guys Richardmarks com go to the show
Starting point is 00:33:42 A voicemail from Carolyn. I have a morning corny. Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Nice. I like it. We got a new ring doorbell. Maybe it's not ring exactly.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I didn't see what the brand is. But my voice won't turn up. And so I talk into it right now. You're whispering. I'm not trying to. But every time someone pushes it if they're dropping something off or a package or they ring it. And they're like, what?
Starting point is 00:34:16 I've gone into my settings. I cannot. I don't know what the deal is. And I like yell, but it still comes out. So annoying. Next up, James from Oklahoma City. Eddie was shafted because the question on Easy Trivia was you can buy and sell newer used on a marketplace.
Starting point is 00:34:33 eBay and Craigslist were both created in 1995. That was a trick question. We need to run this thing back. Wow. I hear you. I understand you. There have been a couple incidents about that. round, but much like an NFL game, we can recognize that there are some things that maybe
Starting point is 00:34:48 didn't go as we'd have hoped they would, but we don't reverse games. You can't go back and change it. Right. Like, like Des Bryant caught the ball, but you can't go back. I don't know. You can't go back and change that. That being said, there were a couple, one, we say Jim Carrey, the American actor. Now, he does have American citizenship.
Starting point is 00:35:05 We didn't say American born. Ah, he's Canadian. He is Canadian, but he's also American. But I do understand why people would reach out about that. That was one. And then to this one here, but Craigslist is more than a marketplace. It's also where you murder people. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:18 You meet up and murder them in their sleep. Yeah, and you do. Yeah. So I still stand by it, but just for the record, we don't go back in reverse games. Okay. Thank you. So there's an asterisk with that win? Nope.
Starting point is 00:35:28 No. And you are limited for a whole season. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Scientists are teaching AI to do stuff around the house the same way we learn how to do things. YouTube. They're showing the AI YouTube videos how to. ones of 12 different tasks like opening drawers or taking a pot off
Starting point is 00:35:48 the stove and then the robots replicate everything that happens and the goal is for everyone to eventually have a little robot made at their house. I don't know what that means when they show the AI and is it a literal physical robot sitting next to you in like a movie chair or is it just like a chip
Starting point is 00:36:04 plugged into another chip? Because I picture Robocop sitting next to me in a movie theater seat and we've got YouTube up on a big screen and I'm like Robocop, see that? That's how how you turn on the vacuum. He's like, skip the ad, skip the ad. Why do I have to watch all 60 seconds for a 30 second video? Yes. Yeah, listen, I like AI. We've already used it a ton in our lives over the past five, six, ten years in everything that we do, but it's becoming more and more prevalent.
Starting point is 00:36:32 So now it's becoming a bigger story, but we've AIed forever. What do you think algorithms are? What do you think GPS is? What do you think we've just been so in deep with AI already. it's just more vogue now to kind of talk about it and oh how it's affecting us so all right what else what were your summer jobs growing up or your main one uh boy i had a lot let's see i well one of the kid kid i just hustled mowing but then i worked maintenance on a golf course that's when i started waiting tables i worked at hobby lobby i roofed houses so all that well i have the top jobs for teenagers this summer which i'm struggling with this my daughter's 16 i got a son that's turning 13 they're both looking for work roof and houses
Starting point is 00:37:11 I did call Amy's daughter and say, Hey, I got some work for you. Yeah. And it's not that hard, but I was like, I don't even know if she wants to work, but it's work. You're paying too much. No, I'm not. If she wasn't your kid, yes.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Okay. Do you made a pair less? But there's a difference if it's your kid or Eddie's kid versus somebody I'm just hiring from Angie's list. Yeah, no, it's cool. It is what it is. You sent her a little video explaining the job and then put the dollar amount so I couldn't, I didn't have time to say anything.
Starting point is 00:37:40 I sent it over and I was like, Oh, shoot, that's a lot of money. It's like her understanding, you know, a scale, like how to earn. And you know what? You're the parent. I'll pay her less if you want. It's your kid. But my understanding is that you should take care of people that you're close to and that you love.
Starting point is 00:37:56 So you want to come and do work and I can pay you extra. I'm going to pay you a lot of money. So just explain to her when you're paying her. This is not normal. Or Amy, you explain that there's tax. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny. Because I'm not doing that, Amy.
Starting point is 00:38:10 I'm paying her the end. And technically I was the middleman. It's like I'm the manager. That's their agent? Oh, well, it depends. If you're an agent, you'll get 10% of manager. You'll get 15. So you let me know which one you are.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Manager. Okay, there's go. Top five jobs. Camp counselor. Oh, that'd be a good one because then they, you know, they go. They get to make friends. They hang out. They spend their life for weeks at a time.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Babysitter. Ooh. You could have done that. Well, I didn't tutor. I just see people's homework for money. Yeah. Dog Walker. and then mowing lawns or any kind of landscaping that you can help out with.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Yeah, us lower class kids did a lot of landscaping. We didn't get to do a lot of the, and I worked at the golf cart, of course, and so the rich people kids got to work in the golf carts and got to drive the golf carts and do all that work. And the poor people kids had to go and weed eat for days at a time. So we always hated the rich kids. They got to be in their collared shirts. We were in T-shirts covered in green because it was just weeds everywhere.
Starting point is 00:39:07 All right, what else? Michael Ray has opened up about what, he went through after his split from Carly Pierce. There was depression, anger, guilt. He had a lot of trust issues. And he eventually checked into a little retreat that helped him tackle things, do some therapy,
Starting point is 00:39:24 work through a lot of the pain. But he basically had to like disappear and went to Georgia, like a small town in Georgia, just to kind of get back to himself. I will commend Michael Ray. I don't know Michael Ray that well. We've played the opera a couple times at the same time. And I went over and said hello. I guess I just had this feeling about him standing up Ray at the bus.
Starting point is 00:39:40 But Ray's also Ray, and he's clickbait Ray, and he definitely could have dramatized that story where Michael Ray said, I'll be waiting on you in my tour bus. Show up at midnight, and the Ray shows up and there's no bus. Right. Like, I should just ask Michael Ray about that. That being said, I do commend him on, really? Let me say this the right way.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Not going crazy whenever somebody else is saying a bunch stuff about him and singing songs about him. Just staying quiet. Constantly. I would not have the patience for that because it's not one way. It's not one side and the other side totally sucks. It's always something in the middle. Yeah, he said here, quote, I mean, hey, you're human and people all of a sudden have an opinion
Starting point is 00:40:19 on something they know nothing about. I agree. People use things for personal gain. He goes, it gets you in the beginning and you definitely want to react a certain way because that's human nature, but he decided not to do that. And, I mean, he went through it. I would have done it. They went through.
Starting point is 00:40:31 I got crazy. So there was the divorce. By the way, he was married to Carly Pierce for like a, what, two hours. Oh, go ahead. Eight months. And then they went through a divorce. And then during the process. proceedings of that. He lost his uncle to a heart
Starting point is 00:40:43 attack and then eight months after that, his aunt, he lost her to suicide. I mean, just, he went through it for like about a year and a half or so. Well, hopefully, I know he's putting a record out. And I hope it's all just shots back. Every song is a reply to every
Starting point is 00:40:59 song. Okay. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home there's something good. Dr. Robert Moore was about to celebrate his 100th birthday when his daughter came to him and said, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Starting point is 00:41:17 He's like, I'm not going to the club. I want to pet some dogs. And she was like, okay, how can I get dogs to come by the house? So she got on social media and said, hey, my dad's turning 100 and he wants to pet some dogs where you dress your dogs up and walk him by her house. She thought 20 people would show up. Nope, 200 dogs in cars dressed in tuxedos. Some came in a limo.
Starting point is 00:41:40 All came by the house to celebrate his 100th birthday. That's awesome. Man, she requests they get dressed up, too? Wow. Yeah. And so they all had costumes and top hats and... I bet there was poop for miles. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:41:51 It's like, dogs don't care. They just poop. And it was probably loud, too. Ro-wh-wh-wh-ha-ha. And a lot of dogs fighting with each other, but he petted it all 200 dogs. That's great. Good story. That is what it's all about.
Starting point is 00:42:02 That was Tell Me Something Good. I want to go over and talk to Jay, who lives in Florida. Jay, appreciate your call, and what's going on. Hey, Bobby Bowles. Good morning, studio. I know you guys have to watch this movie movie thing you guys got going but I want to let you know that
Starting point is 00:42:20 Rope is on free tonight on Turner Classic movie so I didn't have to rent it at all Perfect! Too late. Oh yeah, can you watch it. Yeah, I paid it $4.95. We're going to review it tomorrow on the show.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Everybody put a movie in the helmet. We drew it. It was Eddie's. The worst of all. It had to be the worst movie in there. That or lunchboxes if you put in the stuff. Yeah, the stuff. But Eddie put it in the movie.
Starting point is 00:42:43 something called the rope. No, no, it's just called rope. Just rope. No, the. 1945. 48. Oh my gosh. Alfred Hitchcock.
Starting point is 00:42:51 We're going to review it tomorrow, but if you haven't seen it yet, watch it tonight on Turner Classic movies. I wonder what time. I'm going to watch that again. Here's how we're going to do it too. Everyone's going to write like a three-line review and then hand it over,
Starting point is 00:43:04 and I'm going to read them anonymously. We can later admit to them, but I don't feel fighting yet until we know who said what. Okay. Okay. I mean, I'll figure it out, but okay. Yeah, well, I'll figure it out. But has everybody seen it?
Starting point is 00:43:17 Yeah. You? I started it. I did the same thing. I started it and not finish it. Very easily. I was watching. My wife was sitting next to me.
Starting point is 00:43:26 She was like, is this some kind of high school play or something? Oh my gosh. Yes. That's what I was at Google. I was like, is this like a one act play that got turned into something? Oh, that should be. Yeah. So, well, review wrote from 1945.
Starting point is 00:43:38 If you guys want to watch it, it's on Amazon. I paid the three, $4.95 for it. I got a discount. Mine was on special $1.47. You got the Ben in Walmart? I don't know why, but it said, oh, special rate and it had it price slash $1.47. Do you own it for that or you rented? I rented.
Starting point is 00:43:54 I rented $3.99. Oh, you all should have bought it. You're right. I'm never watching it. But, I mean, it wasn't. Thank you, Jay. Don't. We'll save it.
Starting point is 00:44:02 No, no. See, she loves spoiling. Don't get her starting on the Avengers either. She'll run the whole thing. Jay, thank you, buddy. Appreciate that call. Yeah, man. I'll have a great day.
Starting point is 00:44:09 See, buddy. Okay. Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. What's a DJ's favorite pasta sauce? What's a DJ's favorite pasta sauce? Merrit, Nerra. Merritt, Nerat.
Starting point is 00:44:23 I love that. Marri-ner-n-that's good. That was the morning corny. That was a pretty good one. That was a good one. Thanks. Remember it, Nerat? You can tell it later?
Starting point is 00:44:36 Well, it's going to be hard to write that one out for Morgan on the social media. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's good. Eddie has started a chicken business. Eddie has been beating us up to get to this segment. We had to do the Richard Marks segment. We had stuff to do. You understand why, though?
Starting point is 00:44:51 No, because you didn't tell me that you were waiting for me to call for the chicken. In order for me to have fresh chicken, I had to wake up in the middle of the night, put this in the smoker, time it for when I was going to wait. But you didn't communicate that to us. But that is what it is. So I've been stressing. I'm like, he's not bringing up the chicken. Well, not yet. We had Richard Marks to get to.
Starting point is 00:45:07 We had a bunch stuff to do on the show. But if you would have told me would have got to the chicken earlier. I'm hoping it's still warm. You have to communicate. I would have happily gotten to the chicken way early. Let's just get to the chicken. So Eddie has started a chicken business. What's the business?
Starting point is 00:45:19 Yeah, it's my smoke chicken. So producer Eddie's smoking breasts. What? No. And not even for the breastplay, that's not good. It doesn't make sense. Smoking thighs. No, that's already a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:45:31 It's a whole chicken. Yeah. Smoking chicken. It's me in the middle. Producer Eddie's smoking chicken. That works. But it's smoking. with an n apostrophe
Starting point is 00:45:41 smoking Oh boy Okay What do you guys don't like to talk about? How do you What's your process Before we eat this chicken Because you're gonna feed it to us?
Starting point is 00:45:48 I have to cut it Because it's the whole chicken Literally when I walked out the door I made my coffee And I grabbed the chicken out of the smoker But you got a middle of the night to do what To put the chicken in On
Starting point is 00:45:58 It's been marinated for 24 hours And then last night Like around midnight I was like let me put in the smoker So by the time I wake up It's ready And so how much are you charging For these chickens?
Starting point is 00:46:08 $20 for a whole chicken And how many of you sold so far. Two. But hopefully after you try this one, because this is going to be the best smoked chicken you've ever had. And once you try it, you're going to be like, I need that every week. So we can do recurring, reoccurring.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Cad Lasso, you bring in the little. Reoccurring orders. You bring in a little box for us? So you have a subscription base model. Right. Yes. So this, you know, this is designed of like who likes chicken every week. I like to have chicken for lunch.
Starting point is 00:46:38 So this is my whole chicken for the week. Do you need to come and cut this? Yes, I do the audio first. Morgan, you want to do that? Should you do the audio first? What audio? Yeah, you should definitely hear the audio. What audio?
Starting point is 00:46:46 I don't have audio. We have audio of YouTube knuckleheads because Morgan's like, they don't understand business. So what did you hear them do? Who? So we talked about lunchbox and your guys is stocks, right? And then we heard about Eddie's business. And these two, after those segments happened, we're back in the glass room and they were just like, Eddie's like, hey, you want to invest in my chicken business?
Starting point is 00:47:06 And lunchbox is like, do you have it on stocks? And then you just hear them talking about. It's like two six-year-olds. You recorded them? You have it on stocks? We have no idea how to do stocks or business, anything. Are they serious? They don't know your recording.
Starting point is 00:47:17 They had no idea. How long is the clip Ray? 20 seconds. Okay, here's Eddie and Lunchbox. Oh my God. Talking about Eddie. You're not supposed to record business meetings. You record everybody doing everything.
Starting point is 00:47:26 This is a business meeting. I'm taking my headphones off. I'm going to start cutting the chicken. Hold on, I need you to hear to hear it. Go ahead. Hey, so like, you want to invest in the smoke chicken for the money Bobby gave you. No, no. That's for our stuff.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Are you on the stock market? Not yet. but I mean we could. I don't know how you do that, but... You just make it public. Like, producer Eddie smoked chicken? Yeah. Public?
Starting point is 00:47:45 Yeah. Like NASDAQ and stuff? Yeah. Like Dowdette and Dow Jones. Do you know how to do that? Yeah. We sound so stupid. He doesn't make it public, man.
Starting point is 00:47:53 We're a bunch of idiots. It's like putting a song up. That's what they say. She was sitting right there just acting like she was on her phone while she was recording. That's what you do all the time. Wait, wait, wait, but when a company, that's what they do? They go public. I was how you buy your stock.
Starting point is 00:48:04 It was the Dow Jones Con. I was thinking. Producer-addy Smoking. Cut up, buddy. Come on, here we go. Okay. Do we have any chicken eating music? Chicken fried.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Chicken d'n. So what makes this, let me ask you this, if we're going to buy these from you for $20, why would I buy one from you for $20 when I can get it at the store for $8.99? That's a rotisserie chicken. Yeah. That's not smoked. Okay. This is smoked.
Starting point is 00:48:28 But it looks the same. Okay. Eddie is pulled the chicken out of a massive Ziploced bag. If you spill that juice on the hand out. Eddie has the rotissory chicken on a paper plate. No, it's not rotisserie. Sorry. Smoked chicken.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Yes, Amy. Are your hands clean? Yeah, just watch it. Okay. But you've been here for half an hour. Here we go. He's not even cutting it on that plate. I don't want a leg.
Starting point is 00:48:54 You want breast? I need white. I like breasts. You know he was going to. I don't like. Heck yeah, I want, I'm a breast man. I'm a breast man. Dang.
Starting point is 00:49:05 I'm going to have a bite at Eddie's. Producer ready, smoking chicken. Does it not need ketchup or anything? For chicken? Who eating ketchup? I do. I get it. I'm the biggest hillbilly in this room, but I would never say, do you?
Starting point is 00:49:15 I need ketchup for a smoked chicken. Oh, yes. Absolutely. If we have ketchup right now, I'll take it. But I do put A1 and everything, just not this. Okay. Does everybody have a little bit? Morgan doesn't eat me.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Nope. Mike doesn't eat me anymore. First thing Morgan said was, poor little chicken. Like. Yeah. Well, I saw the whole chicken is. a lot. Okay, run out of time. Eddie's, producer Eddie's smoking
Starting point is 00:49:40 chicken. Let me, uh, no, Amy, you go first. I think it's really good. Would you pay 20 bucks for that chicken? I think it's really good. I do struggle with like knowing that look, okay, I can feed me and my kids off of it. So yeah, all week.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Yeah, not all week. Do you want to make a bet? No, my kids each want a leg. One bite or a leg. I mean, each one a wing. Well, you got to be very conservative with the dishes. Yeah. So I'm just used to paying $8.99 or so. So that would be it. For a rotisserie chicken.
Starting point is 00:50:17 That would be a weird thing for me. Yeah, but our kids don't know the difference between rotisserie and smoke. Lunchbox, 20 bucks. I don't know if I'd pay $20. I would be a celebrity endorser if you want to bring me on board. He believes in it. No, he wants you to pay him. Yeah, you pay me and I can advertise your chicken for you to my followers.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Amy's a maybe. Lunchbox is a no. I mean, it's good. I'm just, I don't know. Like, I wouldn't pay $20 a week. Like, once every, but $20 is a lot for a chicken. Yeah. And he said it's the best one I would ever have.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Ray. I mean, there's no question. It's gourmet and especially with the celebrity endorsement. You can get, yes, I would pay $20 any day of the week. You should actually ask more, and that would up the value of it and the demand for it. My man. Eddie's chicken, pretty sure I smoked chicken. Dude.
Starting point is 00:50:58 In the 90s of the kid, I went to a place called Kenny Rogers. Yeah. The best chicken I think I've ever had in my entire life. Yeah. This goes up next to it. It was really, really, really good. Yeah. And I'd pay $25 for it, but I'll pay $20, but it's worth $25.
Starting point is 00:51:11 No, no, no, you're friends and family discount. You're good. You have cooked at my house or for me many times. You are, most of the time, really good. Come on. Like, really, most of the time, you do a great job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The thing about this chicken is that of all the things that you've done, it might be the best.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Good. Guys, see, hey, it's really good. Dude, how good is that? And I didn't expect it to be that good, but it's really good. And you should try it when it's like fresh out of the grill, not waiting five hours. You didn't bring it to us. You didn't bring it fresh out of the grill. I did have it.
Starting point is 00:51:44 But you can't get it to everybody fresh out of the grill if they're buying your chicken. Right. That's like coming to your house. Hey, hey, if I have investors, we can do a little brick and mortar, you know what I'm saying? You're going to pay money to be an investor. Celebrity endorser. No, no, no, no. I need investors.
Starting point is 00:51:58 He wants or celebrities. Yeah. And you're not one of them. Okay, we have to go, Eddie. A plus. It's so good. Eddie, it's great. Thank you, man.
Starting point is 00:52:07 We'll find you about. Do you need an investor? Well, yeah. Let's talk about the vision of where we're going to take these tickets. I'm not running the company, bro. Oh, you're just going to give me money. I'm an investor. Can I just tell you this?
Starting point is 00:52:19 I think after about two weeks, he's going to get tired of having to make so much. Absolutely. It's going to be like working out before the show. It's a good idea for a minute. But all of a sudden, this sucks, man. Every day. Okay, we have to go. Eddie, great job.
Starting point is 00:52:32 We'll talk more about producer Eddie smoking chicken at some other point. Come on. And that's all. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,
Starting point is 00:52:48 or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators and voices that not only deserve to be heard but celebrated. One week I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations,
Starting point is 00:53:20 stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or we're at wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network
Starting point is 00:53:38 on TikTok. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Vodam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network.
Starting point is 00:53:49 It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo! My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means,
Starting point is 00:54:02 but I just, know the groundlings, I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Just hang in there. Yeah. It would not be. Right. It wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:54:46 This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. All right, everybody name the ghost. in the following categories. I'll give you the category. You tell me the greatest of all time. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:33 The goat, movies from the 90s. Amy. Pretty woman. Eddie? Oh, this is Forrest Gump. No question. Lunchbox? Braveheart.
Starting point is 00:55:43 I put the Truman Show. Really? Yeah, it's awesome. My favorite movie. Like one of them, top three favorite movies. All time. Goat. Stores that are no longer here,
Starting point is 00:55:55 but were awesome. Greatest of all time. Amy. Payless. Are they gone? Is Payless gone? Yeah. They don't have any more stores.
Starting point is 00:56:07 But man, when I was younger, I used to long to go there. I mean, you could... Yeah, buy one. You're free all the time. It's amazing. I didn't know they were gone. Eddie. Toys are us, man.
Starting point is 00:56:17 It's so cool to go in there and check out all the toys. They are bringing the brand back, if not already, in, like, airports now. Really? Yeah, but yeah, the toys are at... The big megastore? That's crazy. Yeah. So cool.
Starting point is 00:56:28 It's crazy, cool. Lunchbox? Well, I don't know if this was a national one, but solo serve. I don't know what that is. It was like name brand, like clothes, like Jerbo and guests, or Z Cavarici. And like, let's say the seam was down the front because it was a mess up. You could get them there for cheap. You still always use that seam down the front with pants that you are now.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Well, that, no, no. Those were Gap at the outlet mall when I was driving back to college my freshman year, and they were on sale for $10. and I bought like four pairs. And they were amazing. But I'm telling you, so they were like, or they go out of style that design. They would send them to solo serve and that's where you got them discounted. And that was the only pair of Jerbo shorts I got.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Michael Cleary's mom was nice enough to buy them for me. My parents never bought me a pair. I don't think I ever had Jerbo. You never did? No. Oh, man. Oh, dude. It was solo serving.
Starting point is 00:57:19 I'll never forget it. Awesome. What was Jerbo? Had the tag on the front right here. Yeah. But I mean, like what was the bros? It's not to me. That's like surfer.
Starting point is 00:57:27 It's not Jerbo. No, no, it's just jeans, man. Normal jeans. Just expensive jeans, not normal. Maybe a little baggier than normal. And the cool thing is the tag in the back, you know, where you put your belt through it. You had to put your belt through it so they can see the brand. Because don't put your belt over it because I know one under the tag.
Starting point is 00:57:43 Yes. Yeah, I guess I don't even know Jerbo. I'm looking at a picture now. They do look very Beverly Hills 90210. Baggy. Almost hammer pants, almost hammer pants. And I think Jerbo was the last name, right? It was like Marquise would you Joe Joe Bo.
Starting point is 00:57:56 It was, yeah, Morete, Francois Gerville. That's it. And Michael's clearly, clearly's mom bought me a pair of Gerebo shorts. And it was, I mean, it was like heaven. And it was right there by Highland Mall, but Solo serve was awesome. Mike, is this still a thing? Not anymore. Jibro's not a thing anymore?
Starting point is 00:58:14 I remember I was jealous. People used to wear hypercolor stuff. Oh, those are super-colored shirts. I was always jealous because you could, like, touch it or breathe on it. That and then no fear shirts. They were great. Back in the day, we're super cool, too. I was always jealous of that.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Okay, that's good. Stores that are no longer here. Did you do yours? I didn't mind tours or us. I'm going to do Blockbuster. Oh, good one. That's a good one. That's the obvious one.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Just because it changed how we consume really everything. And Blockbuster had a chance to buy Netflix for $1 million and they didn't. That's, I mean, that is like one of the most depressing stories ever. Yeah, that's a tough one right there. The greatest of all time. Who's the goat and fictional dogs? Easy. Lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:59:01 Hank the cow dog. That sounds familiar. I don't know Hank's cow dog is. Is that a book? Yeah. It was a book. My mom used to read to me as a kid. I know that. Hank the cow dog.
Starting point is 00:59:10 There's a bunch of them. And I tried to find it on TV. I was hoping there was like a cartoon of it so I could show my kids. There's no Hank the Cowdog show. A lot of Hank the Cowdog on Google. Yeah. Eddie? Scooby.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Ready? Yeah, it's good. He's the coolest. And he's been back like multiple times. Yeah. And he's changed the way he looks. multiple times. Amy? Lassie.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Anything you want to add to that? Well, I mean, I always wanted a dog to be like Lassie. Like Collie? Save things. Oh, yeah, I love a collie. Find kids in Wells? Yes. You guys are good. I didn't even think of those two. I went with Toto just because Toto's the OG.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Like black and white, Wizard of Oz, still referenced. Toto. It's 2023. People still bring up Toto references. We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. There was a band. And Toto.
Starting point is 01:00:01 That's right. So I go Toto as my dog goat. Taylor Swift songs. What's the goat? Amy. A lot of them, but I'll go with our song. And he says, Eddie?
Starting point is 01:00:19 This is a hard one, man. I thought really hard about this, but I think mean is my favorite. And it's such a good one. That's hot five for me for sure. Lunchbox? I mean, the first one popped to my head. Shake it off.
Starting point is 01:00:36 It's awesome. Yeah, I went with the one. I think it's the greatest Taylor song of all time. The one? The first song on that folklore album? Such a jam. That's good stuff, man. There's so many good ones.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Yeah, there's some good. Means up there too. I almost did. I was never getting back together, like ever. Oh. Oh, it just called Me's. I love you. That's a good one.
Starting point is 01:01:23 I love that song. I mean, Tim McGraw, even though it's our first and it's so old, it did kind of She does sound like a kid, because she is a kid. But still, that one still holds up. Eddie and now we're talking about doing a comedy record, Raging Idiot's record, and we'd do like five or six songs, but every song wasn't just named after a person, and we just did a song like Tim McGrawley's about somebody.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Like we do a song called Jake Owen, and we do a song called... I think we should still do it. All right, here's the six people we're going to write a song about now. Ray Mundo. Would you like that song, Raymondo? Yeah, I mean, I could collab too and do some rapping. That's true. He wraps.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Vacation. Yeah, vacation three never happened, so we kind of missed that one. Are you guys going to do vacation three? No, summer hit already. Too late. Well, you're going to have a fall anthem. Yeah, vacation part three. Rolling in the leaves. And I don't even honestly know how much if we made that much money on vacation two.
Starting point is 01:02:16 I would assume no. Yeah, no. I think not. Okay. You don't know? I think you know. If you made a bunch of money at anything, I think you would know. Well, I know there's money that Eric fronted on his own for some of this stuff, so I'd really never talk to him if he's in the black and the red. I don't really want to ask.
Starting point is 01:02:30 What's your goat, Taylor Swift song? I got all too well just because that video goes with it. Taylor's version. Morgan, do you have a Taylor song, goat? Yeah, it was Tim McGrath. Man, mean, so good, though. Mean, dude. I know the guy that she wrote the song about, too.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Yeah, is that true? I've heard that story. I think is Bob left says, the writer. Who did you think it was? No, that. I knew it was a writer in town. That's what I'd heard. It was a writer.
Starting point is 01:02:58 I don't think he lives here. I think he never did? That doesn't matter. And I can even be wrong. I don't even want to say what stuff. So I don't, the job. Anyway. All right, nice job.
Starting point is 01:03:06 Those are the goats. Thank you. Thank you. We're going to get to the news in about 30 seconds. You think I'll get sued. I haven't been told I can announce the new shows that I'm doing yet. But if I just do it, is somebody going to sue me? Yeah, who sue you?
Starting point is 01:03:21 I don't know the venue. You sue you? No, it's not about that because if I go like, we're going to do this city and it's not announced yet. It's not announced yet. They don't have a play. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Worth the risk? Yeah, we don't really do that.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Just, I won't see you. Don't say the city, what does the city sound like? Mosa? Wow, yeah, I love Mosa. Mosa, that'd be good. Yeah. But I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, that's interesting.
Starting point is 01:03:42 I can just rhyme it. No, let me think. Maybe on the backside of the news. Let's see how I'm feeling. All right, let's go to the news. Bobby's Big. Stories. Maybe what do you think?
Starting point is 01:03:53 People drink to drown their sorrows more or when they're happy more? I think when they're sad more. Research into mood and drinking is found that we drink most when we're upbeat and in a great mood. Oh, wow. Drinking is more about, I'm feeling good. Yeah, it's going to drink. Oh, she just told on herself. Oh, I didn't see it that way about that.
Starting point is 01:04:12 I'm sorry, Amy. It's okay. She's not denying it. She thought about denying it, but then she didn't deny it. I like that. This is my experience. Yeah, I like that. But, I mean, yeah, I get that too.
Starting point is 01:04:20 Using data from these studies, the researchers found new evidence that people drank a whole lot more just because they were sad. And what was very apparent is that people, when they were having really good, good times did drink one to two more drinks. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, good for, good for this. I like this. Good for people. And he's like, go to the next story. Psychological bulletin has that story. Are sports bars going away? This is the question from one poll survey. Market research shows the future of sports bars is not looking great. Today's youth for watching live sports on the go rather than watching at home or in a bar because it's more convenient. A poll of fans found 80% of those between 18 to 26 will typically watch sports on their phone while they're out and about. Sports bars
Starting point is 01:04:59 or noisy, pricey, crowded and just plain distracting. I'm not a big sports bar. I like. If it's a game that I really want to see, I don't go anywhere. If it's just general games and it's hanging out, and that's the purpose of it, I'm all for it. But I will never go to an Arkansas game at a sports bar. Like watch it.
Starting point is 01:05:18 I want to watch it by myself or with other Arkansas fans. That's it. Or at the game. Yeah, of course. And then I always eat too much. Then I just feel gross after. And then if we lost and I feel gross. It's the whole day's a waste.
Starting point is 01:05:31 So, yeah, sports bar is not really my thing. You, Eddie? I like it when the fan base is there. Like, if all the Dallas Cowboys are on one bar, we'll watch that. But other than that, no, not really. And I'm older, so I don't do that stuff. But I don't like even the fan base. I just want to watch the game by myself.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Well, I get it. I get it. But, I mean, if I'm in another town and, like, oh, where can I watch the game with other Cowboys? Like, we'll do that. By yourself. Yeah, because doing commercials, I need to work off energy, so I do push-ups every commercial break.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Oh, and you can't do that. Push-ups or sit-ups. I shouldn't do that as sports bars. Yes, sludge box? Sports bar is fun, but if it's just my team, I'd rather watch it at home just because you say the anger, if people are talking, if they don't have the audio going on overhead. It's like, oh, come on. And Amy, you just drink when you're sad. No, actually, actually I have before, but no, I'm not anymore.
Starting point is 01:06:21 I think you can replace that with healthier things. That's very true. Scylory. Using too many workplace buzzwords makes you look phony. Scoo Steve has a hang up on this. It's hilarious is why I bring it up. Hey, Scoob Steve, what do you hate what people say to you? Oh, a gentle reminder.
Starting point is 01:06:39 You told me six hours ago, and of those six hours, I was sleeping. It's like, they send me a gentle reminder. He hates gentle reminders. Yeah, because one, I don't need your reminder. And two, I don't need a gentle reminder. What would you have? So let's say you do need a reminder. How would you like to be reminded?
Starting point is 01:06:53 Hey, man, I need this. Yeah, hey, just reminding you? Yeah, yeah. Or just to say what? it is. Oh, I'm sorry, I'll get that to you. But a gentle reminder. Experts say to avoid these cliche phrases, think outside the box. Let's take it offline. Circle back.
Starting point is 01:07:07 It's a win-win. Just wanted to reach out. I don't mind it to reach out. I mean, that's just a good way of saying, like, I was trying to get a hold of you. Yeah, mine's my reach out though. It's not always about work, though. It's like, I just want to reach out this morning. I was like, hey, they just want to reach out. I was thinking about you. So I don't mind that one so much. But I was like, hey, thinking about you. General reminder, I was thinking about you. Circle back when you can.
Starting point is 01:07:25 If you're ordering from a delivery app during extreme weather, they say you should tip a little more, which makes sense. And I would like to say, I just don't know that that's a conscious part of my brain. Hopefully I do it subconsciously. And I'm like, oh, that's storming. I should give a few extra bucks. But I don't know that I do. Yeah, because you're comfy at home. You're not thinking about what the driver had to go through.
Starting point is 01:07:45 Hey, I ain't getting wet. Right. If it's pouring down, you're ordering on DoorDash or Uber Eats or the person's going through a lot more to get there. So they say, just think about that. As far as everybody wanting way more tips nowadays, I don't think it's the same story. I think this is a slightly different version of that. But they're like people are ordering in extreme weather and then they're not tipping as much. Like if it's snowing or icing.
Starting point is 01:08:09 Yeah, I mean, think about it. Yeah, I'm thinking of pouring down rain. Like you're in the comfort of your own home and they got the order when it's a monsoon, but they're still going inside, getting it and getting wet. So yes, that's a good reminder to tip more. An only fan star is, well, making a lot of money. I know lunchbox likes Onlyfans. and he wants to open up his own account.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Yep. She's making a lot of money with hairy legs and hairy armpits. Ew. It says she's made thousands and she's not going to shave her armpits or legs again. That's a lie. Did you look her up, Sherry? Yeah. It's gross.
Starting point is 01:08:41 If she had her armpits shave, would you like her? It is itty-bitty cherry on TikTok. You're going to go back and look her up? Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. It's unfit. Oh. It's what?
Starting point is 01:08:54 Oh, whoa. Is it wrong? It's unfair. First of all, I'd like to say this for all the women out there. I think it's unfair that you're held to the standard that you have to shave your underarms and your legs because it's just body hair. It is absolutely unfair. But that doesn't mean it's not shocking for me to see. When did they start doing that shaving?
Starting point is 01:09:16 I don't know, but it is absolutely unfair. I just want to say that again. Well, I can't see her face, guys. I don't know. That's wild. I don't even want to look at that. It's so disgusting. Everybody's into it.
Starting point is 01:09:26 somebody's into everything. Well, the fact that she's making money, yeah. A lot. But does she really making money? I bet. There's a niche market for that, man. Neas market for everything. Everything.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Oh my gosh. That's tough. But even if I was a man, I would shave. No. You know, that's a great point. I tend to not, like my armpits, I run a n-under-under-it. Yeah, but you don't shave your legs. I don't shake.
Starting point is 01:09:47 Only because it takes too much time. I don't care. So, Amy, you're just used to shaving your legs. But if you were born a guy, you wouldn't do it. We're lucky. We didn't have that standard assigned us. Underarms. I don't.
Starting point is 01:09:56 know about the legs. I go, Eddie. Look at the mustache. Oh, my gosh. And I feel bad. Maybe her body here's just so bad she couldn't even control it. And I should. I just, it just looks. Look at the mustache. She has a full-on mustache. And I know. And you know what? And that's very, I hate that for her.
Starting point is 01:10:10 She doesn't want it. Oh, my gosh. All right, next step. Elvis Presley's autograph. Elvis Presley's autograph Bible is on sale for $95,000. A Bible once gifted to Elvis Presley, which features his signature. I wonder why I signed a Bible. I don't know. I was thinking of signing Bibles.
Starting point is 01:10:28 too. He was? Yeah, they're both signing Bibles. What if it's this Bible belongs to and he wrote Ellis? That's cool. It could. I don't think that's it though. I think it's an autographed Bible. I've seen, also seen Donald Trump autographed Bibles. What? I've seen famous pastors autographed Bibles. Is that bad? What's wrong with that? No, I'm not saying it's bad. I've just
Starting point is 01:10:46 said, when I said Elvis, I was like, wait, he's not the only person I've ever seen do this. I've seen other people do it. But I wrote the book. Yeah, I did write the book. Yeah, I did write the book. Right. Yeah. Here's the deal on this Bible. It was given to Elvis way back in the day by a fan and there's a picture of him on the front of it, but then he also
Starting point is 01:11:04 signed it like an autograph in it. And it said presented too, but he didn't write it there. He just signed it in $95,000. I would honestly think it would go more than that. That's pretty cool. I'd like to have it. I'm not going to pay that for it, but I'd like to have it. All right, that's it. That's the news thing.
Starting point is 01:11:21 Those were Bobby's big. Stories. things. I'm just going to say it. I'm putting it up on my Instagram now, Mr. Bobby Bones. I get really upset when ticket scalpers buy tickets and then try to sell them for double or triple the price at my shows. So it's like, what can I do to combat it? So there are some cities I'm just going to do an extra show in the night before just to make sure people don't spend 300 bucks on a ticket. The show's not worth it. It's a good show, but it's not worth 300 bucks.
Starting point is 01:11:47 It's my comedically inspirational show. It's comedy. It's clean. It's fun. So we're adding a show in Wichita a second show. We're adding a show in Tampa, a second show. We're adding a show in Nashville a second show. And we're doing a show in Tulsa in, what's 10, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September. October. Dang it. We're doing a show on Tulsa October 20th at the
Starting point is 01:12:11 Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Tulsa. And here's the thing, here's why. We're doing it on a Friday night because I have too much respect for well, Arkansas football, they're playing Mississippi State that Saturday night. I won't do that on an SEC game. OU, Sooners, and Oklahoma State. So they're all going to play on Saturday. We're going to do the show on Friday night so everybody from all three can come.
Starting point is 01:12:30 I tried to hit that middle spot, which Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Fayetteville, all right there. It's nice of you. Because I know. I don't want to have to miss college football. Neither do my people. So we're going to do that there. The pre-sell should hopefully be up tomorrow, but we'll see. Or all the shows might get canceled because I wasn't supposed to announce it yet.
Starting point is 01:12:48 But that's showbiz, baby. You know what I mean? I guess. I don't know. That's show best. baby. All right. Thank you. Bobbybones.com. We'll put that information up as soon as we can. I'll post it on my social media right now. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying.
Starting point is 01:13:05 Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast.
Starting point is 01:13:41 It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Wodom. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network.
Starting point is 01:14:13 It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, And dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be.
Starting point is 01:15:01 Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players
Starting point is 01:15:30 flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. It's time to play the Bobby Fears. Okay, so
Starting point is 01:15:56 I left my wallet at home. Oh, no. Oh, man, looks like we get... What? Car keys. Now, I guess we're just going to play with the listener here today. How did I leave my wallet at home?
Starting point is 01:16:06 How'd you get to work? So stupid. Yeah. He needs his wallet to get here? Yeah, driver's license. We all do. Okay. What are you going to do?
Starting point is 01:16:16 Citizens arrest. Wow, wow, wow. Okay. So we have Joseph on the phone. We're going to play the Bobby Feud. Hey, Joseph. Good morning, buddy. Morning, how are you guys?
Starting point is 01:16:26 Hey, pretty good. We're going to give you a chance to win a $500 gift card to the Home Depot. Wow. That's pretty legit. That's awesome. Great prize. That's big money. That's pretty legit.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Hey, so I'm going to let you do, Joseph. I'm going to have you pick a player, and if they win, you win. You get three players here, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie. And I'm not going to give you the category or tell you who's going first. Wow. But who would you like to represent you, Joseph? I'm leaning towards lunchbox right now. Leaning or taking?
Starting point is 01:16:53 I'm taking lunchbox. Yeah. Let's go. $500. He's pretty good at this game, too. He is good. He's good. So we're going to play the Bobby Feud, and it's what is something you only do during the summer?
Starting point is 01:17:03 That's the question. Top 10 answers on the board. We rolled the dice during the break, and Amy won the dice roll, so you'll go first, Amy. The top 10 things that you only do during the summer, we ask 2,000 of our listeners on social media, and you're up. Okay. Go on vacation. Show me vacation? Number one answer.
Starting point is 01:17:29 Oh, okay. I just got a text going. You shouldn't have announced those shows. Oh, no. Is the legal team? It's a big long one. I don't even want to open the whole text. I'll be honest with you.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Look, you can't, maybe you can't see it. I got the whole thing. I knew I shouldn't. No, you know what, screw it. I've already said it, so. We're coming, Tulsa. Oops. All right, well, I hope you win.
Starting point is 01:17:50 But now I'm distracted. I'm going to jail. Oh, man. So vacation, I'm trying to think of what falls under that. See, and you have all this extra time now to think. I know. We've given her around an hour. I know.
Starting point is 01:17:57 I just saw like a long text pop up. The beach. So hold on. But you get one point, go on vacation. And round two, double, round three, triple. Got it? Yeah, got it. Yeah, got it.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Show me going to the beach. Swimming or the beach is at number two. Okay. What the heck else do you do? Only in the summer. Lay out. Do people still do that? I think so.
Starting point is 01:18:27 What's your answer? Layout. Sunbave. Show me. Layout sunbathe. Sun tan or sunburn at number 10. Okay. Sun tan or sunburn?
Starting point is 01:18:41 What's something you only do during the summer? Something you only do in the summer? This is hard. Okay, go to the lake. On the boat again? Well, you just have two answers. I did? Yes.
Starting point is 01:18:54 Yeah, show me, go to the lake. You can't just throw a bunch of answers out there. What do you do at the lake? What do you do at the lake? Well, you can do a lot of stuff. I'm not even going to say, but you... Okay, okay, okay, okay. Sorry?
Starting point is 01:19:09 Lunchbox. Boat. That's smart. Show me, go out on the boat. Oh, me. I have that written down. Number three answer. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:19 Oh, man. What is... Now I'm in trouble. What's something you're only doing in the summertime? We ask 2,000 of our listeners, something you're only do in the summer. Vacation 1, swimming, go to the beach, two, go on a boat is three. Get sunburnt, sun tan at 10. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:19:37 Yeah. What else are you doing in the summer? I'm 500 bucks on the line. I know, I know, but man. Oh, yeah, I kind of want to win. You know what you do? Put those water toys. What on it?
Starting point is 01:19:55 Water blues, water guns. You said that weird. I think he didn't have anything and then he just kind of sauntered into it. Show me water toys. Eddie? Bones. summer's my favorite time of the year. So you always go camping.
Starting point is 01:20:10 Show me camping. Let's go! Number eight, answers, camping or hiking, yeah. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. You camp in the fall when it's cool. No, no, you go camping the summer. Also, you know what else you do? You barbecue in the backyard.
Starting point is 01:20:22 Summer barbecue! Show me that. Yeah. Number four answer. Who doesn't barbecue in the fall and spring? This is where it gets tough. Why are you, yellow card for arguing? We have nothing to do with these answers.
Starting point is 01:20:33 No, no, I'm just saying, these people... Yellow card? Can I answer? You're about to get a red card if you don't know. And then you'll be eliminated and he won't get a... I'm just... Don't say anything else. Yellow card.
Starting point is 01:20:43 No. You've now been one with yellow card. Amy, and I have to give you a second yellow just for the integrity of the game. Two yellows. Isn't that suspension for the next? That's a red. That's out for the...
Starting point is 01:20:51 Lunchbox, I speak from experience. Just don't see another word. All right, Eddie. Yeah, that was crazy. Bones, give me wear shorts. Water toys. Show me wear shorts. Okay.
Starting point is 01:21:08 All right, round one is over. There are only four answers left. Amy's got 13 points. Eddie's got 12. Lunchbox has three. Amy? Fireworks. Show me fireworks.
Starting point is 01:21:19 Oh, that's so good. Number five answer worth 10 points. Amy takes a big. Hey, let's go. Okay. Three answers left on the board. Oh, my gosh. What do you only do in the summertime?
Starting point is 01:21:37 Hmm. Golly. Okay. Shoot. Okay. Lemonade stand. Limit. Water toys.
Starting point is 01:21:56 Lunchbox, you need some points here. You're playing 500 bucks for our buddy here. Yeah, I'm in trouble. I got nothing. Is that probably the root of why you're just being upset, though? No, no, because I, barbecue was in my head, but I was like, you barbecue year-round. You can also go on vacation in the winter if you were just playing home alone.
Starting point is 01:22:13 I understand. You can do all these things. There's really no rules. Some places winter is much shorter because they're close to the equator. When you said barbecue, when he said barbecue in my head, I was like, no. At a college football game in the fall, I would barbecue. So that would not be only in summer. You're just mad at yourself, it sounds like.
Starting point is 01:22:32 A little bit that I was like, well, I should have just gone with that stupid answer. So you're mad at yourself. Okay, I have one. And see, I have a, I don't know if this counts. is camping? Say it. What? But camping is a tent, but you also send your kids to summer camp.
Starting point is 01:22:52 Like you get rid of them. That's what I'm saying. Go to camp. Yeah, you go to camp. That's different things. Going to camp and camping is different. Yeah. There are adult camps?
Starting point is 01:23:02 Yeah, it's a... It's called therapy. It's only an hour. You can go away. 2,000 of our listeners, we said, what's the only, what's something you only do in the summer? By the way, we're asking them what they only do in the summer. It's not a universal rule of only people can do this in the summer. Right, right.
Starting point is 01:23:18 That's what I was confused by the rules. Okay. Come on. Okay. It gets really hot outside. You don't want that grass to die. You water your yard. Water and yard.
Starting point is 01:23:27 I had that. There are only three answers left. Plenty of points, though. Vacations, one, swimming, going to the beach, two, going on a boat three, grill out barbecue. Four. Celebrate the Fourth of July. Fireworks, five. Camping, hiking.
Starting point is 01:23:42 Eight. And number ten get sunburnt or sun tan. Eddie, three answers left. Two thousand are left. Listeners were asked the question. What's something that you only do in the summer? You go to summer school. Hey, you didn't do so well in the school year.
Starting point is 01:23:54 You go to summer school in the summer. And you can only do that in the summer. That's true. Show me a chapter from Eddie's childhood. Show me summer school. One more round, points are tripled. Everybody's still in the game here. Three left.
Starting point is 01:24:09 Amy, name something you only do in the summertime. Fishing. Show me fishing. Incorrect, but you are in the lead. Thanks. Now, lunchbox. you got to get something here or a guy just... Yeah, he ain't getting crap.
Starting point is 01:24:25 Just so you know, I have nothing. Because I'm so confused. Like, I mean, what is something you only do in the summer? We asked our listeners, what's something that they only do in the summer? It doesn't mean you can only do it in the summer. But the people that we asked, we said, what's something that you only do in the summer? They said, we only go on vacations in the summer. Got it.
Starting point is 01:24:47 It's not against the law to go on vacation in the fall or the ones. winter. Snow cones. Oh man, I had that. Snow cones. That's something you only do in the summer. You do a snow cone. You eat in suckers.
Starting point is 01:25:00 Snow cone stand. Give me that snow cone up in my mouth. You have the guy that snow cone up in his mouth. Oh, no. It makes no sense. Then would it been? No, not would it been. Eddie, you can still win.
Starting point is 01:25:17 Still trying here, guys. Gosh, not a lot of office. No, there's not. Okay, dude, you lost. You're as mad because you lost. Uh-oh. Is that the red, is that the red police? Oh, can you believe?
Starting point is 01:25:29 It's the, what place? The red card police? What? Oh, that's Ray doing that. I thought it was that I'm going to jail for saying where I was doing my show. He thought that was really from outside. We're arresting you for announcing your shows. All right.
Starting point is 01:25:41 I got it. Go. I'm going to say go to a baseball game. Go to a baseball game. Crazy. Boom, number nine. Come on. 27 points.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Wow, wow. Oh, wow, wow. That's it, right? Boys of summer. Boys of summer, man. You go to baseball games. Yeah, yeah, you're going to win, but you want to get the other two? I want to try. He's going to win because of that?
Starting point is 01:26:02 Hey, triple points. Triple, baby. Okay. Go ahead. It's all good. Well, you go to a baseball game. You get a hot dog. Eat hot dogs.
Starting point is 01:26:11 Eat hot dogs. No, you won, though. That's a good baseball game. Plch, clutch. Your other answers are go to a music festival. Come up to summertime. Oh, good point. And then go to an amusement park.
Starting point is 01:26:23 Would you have taken Waterpark? Yeah? Okay, dang it. I would take a water park because you're amused at the water park. That's true. And that's amusing. Good point. Okay, so.
Starting point is 01:26:32 Does our boy win? No, hey boy, he picked lunchbox. Oh, no. Hey, Joseph. Yeah. So, in one word, how would you describe your feelings about lunchbox? I would say let down. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:44 Hold on, Joseph. That's good. Joseph, hold on on, Joseph. He's let down, dude. Hold on. You don't talk. I'm talking. Joseph, did you kind of find the category a little weird because the big, hold on.
Starting point is 01:26:53 The World Series is the fall. Classics. You go to the World Series. The whole season is in summer. No, no, it starts in April. That ain't summer. Most of the season is in summer. That's what they call the boys in summer.
Starting point is 01:27:03 I mean, that's why I was totally confused. You're not confused. Here's the thing. We asked our listeners what's something they only do in the summertime. It can be go to a kids baseball game. It doesn't have to be major leagues. Or that you usually do in the summer. That you associate with summer.
Starting point is 01:27:16 Yes. Okay, look, here's the thing, Joseph. It's fine. The lunchbox didn't have a chance. I don't know. I'm just going to give you this prize anyway. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Joseph, by the way, six years in the Marines, Army now for 12 years, about to retire. On behalf of the Home Depot, we want to give you a $500 gift card to the Home Depot. More than 35,000 Home Depot associates are veterans or military spouses, so giving back is very personal to the Home Depot. And to date, the Home Depot Foundation has donated more than $475 million to veteran causes. So Joseph, you may not have made the right choice in picking your player, but you made a choice that we're very proud of. Thanks for serving us and serving our country. So we're going to get you this gift card. Okay, buddy.
Starting point is 01:27:52 Well, I appreciate that, guys. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Now you're not left down. Change that word. What? No, you let him down. You let him down.
Starting point is 01:28:00 Home Depot in the card. Now you're just arguing the category. Well, Red card out of the next game. Oh. A few. No, the game was already over. No, it's now he's got a red card.
Starting point is 01:28:10 He's out for the next game. And Abby will be taking his place in the next few. Hold on. Hold on. Whoa. Red cards served. Boom. Hate to have to do it, but we did it.
Starting point is 01:28:18 You need to escort him out. Out of here. Eddie, kick him out. You got it. Come on. Let's go. The time is over. Red card.
Starting point is 01:28:26 At the end of a basketball game, if you go push a ref, they kick you out. That's right. For a while. We saw it this season. But I didn't push a ref. Well, basically, you did. You pushed me to my limit. All right.
Starting point is 01:28:34 I guess that's only something I knew in the summer. Two red cards. He's out for two games. What? No. That's right. Thank you. You can't get double red card.
Starting point is 01:28:43 Three red cards. Oh, no. Three games. This is crazy. Ray? You better go to commercial or our boy's going to get eliminated from all games forever. All right. We're going to talk about your worst day of work ever.
Starting point is 01:28:55 Hey, Abby, I'm going to let you lead because I did not know this happened to you up here. Yeah. So tell the show what happened to you in this building. Okay, so it was probably eight years ago, and I was working part-time at Eyehart. And so I would fill in a lot for toy. She used to work here at the front desk. And so people would come in all the time and drop off CDs because they would want their music played. But, I mean, I really didn't do much with it because that's not really, like, how it works.
Starting point is 01:29:19 And so one time this guy came in, and it was like, like, how come I haven't heard my song on the radio? And I actually remember him from a while before that he dropped a CD off. And he was like, well, that's my property now that you have. So I want it back. And I was like, I don't have that CD anymore. And so he started to get like really upset. And he went upstairs and started banging on the door, like wanting to get in.
Starting point is 01:29:45 Into the building where we are. Yes, like upstairs into the studios. Yeah. And I was like, oh my gosh, I don't know what to do. because he was actually really sketchy. Like he walked really slow in there and was really suspicious. And so Craig, like the VP of Sales, like came down and walked him down to the lobby. And they were like fighting, like straight on yelling at each other.
Starting point is 01:30:04 And Craig's like, Abby, call 911. And so I went over to the phone and I like kneeled down under the desk so the guy wouldn't know I'm calling 911. So I didn't know what he was going to do. And his hand was in his pocket. And I was like, oh my gosh, what if he has a gun? Like all these things are running through my head. Did you think he was reaching for something? I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:30:20 What happened? Did they show up? Yeah, they ended up showing up. I was like shaking. I was so flustered. And they were like, you cannot come back here. I don't know what they did. I don't think they arrested him or anything.
Starting point is 01:30:30 But they, so there was from then on like a picture of him on the computer. And there was like, do not let this guy in. That guy? Coleswendole. It's always Coleswendo. It's always Colesnello. It was so scary, though. I'm sorry that happened to you.
Starting point is 01:30:43 Thank you. Like eight years ago and it's still in my head. There's a guy. He's a janitor. He works at this place in New York. and all these alarms kept going off and they just beeping coming from a freezer
Starting point is 01:30:54 and he was just over it and he didn't really know because he wasn't part of what they were doing inside the freezer so he just unplugged it because I can't take this anymore as I clean but apparently it was a lab
Starting point is 01:31:05 and lost over a million bucks of research inside the fridge that's gross that sucks for him I get it like I felt that no no no no you're just annoyed by the thing and just unplugging it to shut it up
Starting point is 01:31:16 I know I get it at you can't you can't it. Put like earplugs in or something. The unnamed custodian was working at the Renicillera Polytechnic Institute, September 17th last year, maybe the year before. And he heard annoying alarms. He opened an electrical box and shut out the circuit breaker. And the freezer, which needed to say at a certain point, well, didn't freeze. And everything. A majority of specimens
Starting point is 01:31:41 were compromised, destroyed, rendered unsalvageable, demolished more than 20 years of research. Oof, I felt bad for that, dude. I never told you guys, but when we first started here in this building. Like, I was running cameras and I unplugged something underneath your desk. And we couldn't get on air. And engineers came in. They were like, what's going on? Do you remember that? Did you, do we know you did it? No, still you. Like, I just confessed it right now. Like, we were off air for, I don't know, 15, 20 minutes. And then the engineer's like, well, this was unplugged. And I never said I did it. But I'm the one that unplugged it. I don't remember
Starting point is 01:32:13 that. But thank you for being honest. That must have been like nine years ago. My, I have two worst days. One is when lunchbox went to jail. That's a rough one. I'd say that was my worst day, man. Yeah, they held them at gunpoint on the road. Yeah, with guns pointed at me, it was pretty intimidating day. And like, wow. Yeah, we got trouble.
Starting point is 01:32:31 And then we got kicked off the air for a couple weeks. And the other one was when I got fined a million bucks. Those were two rough days for me. That wasn't just a day. That was probably what? Those were both long experience. I should say experiences. But they all started at a day.
Starting point is 01:32:44 A single moment, both of them. Oh, man, that was tough. Worst day, Amy, do you have one? Or is everybody just awesome? Hanging out with you boys. I mean, they're pretty awesome, but... When you wanted to quit? I mean, yeah, there was that time Lunchbox threw candy at me, and then I quit.
Starting point is 01:33:02 I went there for that. What happened? It was so early, and she didn't know that lunchbox really is harmless. Right. Like, he... If you don't know, then you don't know, but we know, and he's harmless. But at the time, she didn't know him that well. And I dumped candy in front of her, and I said, here's a little sucker.
Starting point is 01:33:18 Why don't you suck on this, you little baby? I mean, the story is like way, like, more involved than just that. And we don't have time to get into every detail. But I know that I ended up in the bathroom at work crying. Dang. Yeah. Did he ever apologize? But she did take the sucker.
Starting point is 01:33:37 She did eat it. I know. She also got really mad at the time we made fun of her sweater for being dumb for looking like dumb and dumber, that movie. But it was only because she was also taking a lot of medicine. that was messing with your hormones. That was fertility stuff. Yeah, Clomid. Then I don't know what caused me to yell like when I was leaving because I was moving to North Carolina for the Air Force stuff.
Starting point is 01:34:00 And I said, whoever's taking over my job, I was like, I hope they are freaking prepared. Freepaired. And I was yelling. But I don't know what y'all did to me that day, but I mean, I was fired up. You probably just said hi to you. Yeah. It's pretty rough time for us. Yeah, but I used to like.
Starting point is 01:34:17 We make it about us. It's a pretty rough time for us. It was. Those were a bad day for us, not you. That's just interesting because, like, it's not like that anymore. It hasn't been like that in years, but I used to, like, get so annoyed and all the time. That was also 15 years ago. We've been doing the show together forever.
Starting point is 01:34:33 Yeah. Yeah. Lunchbox's second commercials out. TV commercial? Well, I was waiting for somebody to say that, but it's not a TV commercial. It's the one he told us was a TV commercial. We saw Lunchbox's first commercial with Sonic, and the ad is up on the Bobby Bone show's social media accounts. and I'm being told the second one is now available.
Starting point is 01:34:51 And they're comparing me to Tom Cruise. Wow. What do you mean? Doing my own stunts. Oh, wow. You know what I mean? Like Tom Cruise made it big in Hollywood by doing his own stunts. And I was like, Sonic was like, do you want a stunt double?
Starting point is 01:35:01 I was like, no. They did not ask if you want a stunt double. If Tom Cruise can do his stunts, I will do my own stunts. What are you roller skating? I have a couple clips here. What's the bit you guys did? Oh, we did a drink competition. We had to make a special drink.
Starting point is 01:35:16 Here is an 18 second. I don't know. I haven't heard this. Go ahead. Where are we at? Sonic! And it's time for the one. The ultimate drink competition. And that's where we're going to go inside and make a drink with all sorts of ingredients. And it's going to be like, who's this is the best?
Starting point is 01:35:32 Hersons are going to stink. Mine's going to win because, you know what? My taste buds are better. My taste buds are better? That's a weird crap talk. You also said they're going to go in there and make drink. Oh, yeah. My taste buds are better.
Starting point is 01:35:45 Wait, what? Well, what do you want me to say? I don't know. Here he is. Lunchbox is delivering his drink on skates. You did skate? 100%. All right, here we go. What happened there? Did you fall? I spilled a little bit. Okay. It's kind of tough to hold drinks and roller skate and try to break. Yeah. Is this up? Can we watch this for other eyeballs?
Starting point is 01:36:18 I'm posting it right now. Go over to at Bobby Bone Show and you can watch this. I hope you went to an award for this. I should. I mean, Tom Cruise may be like, dang. That's a stunt. Okay, let me look and see that. Defal? That's a stunt. Hey. You can't just answer, hey. No, no, I can't tell you or else you won't go watch. No, I'll go watch anyway.
Starting point is 01:36:37 We'll go watch. Let's just say I had knee pads and elbow pads for a reason. You had what? Knee pads and wrist guards for a reason. But you just changed your pad though. Yeah, no, I didn't have elbow pads too. Did you have elbow pads? I don't remember.
Starting point is 01:36:48 Check it out at Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Bone Show. Don't worry up the day. This story comes us from Tulsa, Oklahoma. A dude was working at a gas station. He was like, man, I want to get off early. how can I get out of here early? So he texted his friend and he goes,
Starting point is 01:37:04 hey, I need you to find someone to come rob the gas station. That way. Why not the friend? If you're the friend, come rob the gas station. I guess maybe they thought they would link them together because they're friends. I don't know. There's a mat. Wear a mask.
Starting point is 01:37:17 So she recruited a friend who went in and said, give me all the money. Police tracked that guy down two days later and he ratted out the other two. Just to get off work. Just to get off work early. Quit your job. I feel like that would keep you there longer. because you get questioned by the police
Starting point is 01:37:32 and then you have all this paperwork. I don't know. I don't know about the paperwork part, but the questioning, yes. Takes a while. Yeah, the questioning. But also, how'd they catch them? Wear a mask. Right, he walked in without a mask.
Starting point is 01:37:44 Yeah. So everybody's an idiot. Even the friend that, what if you're like that second level friend? It's like, hey, well, you mind robbing this door? Chuck's trying to get off early. Let me see. What time is Jeopardy over? Yeah, yeah, I can do that.
Starting point is 01:37:56 Who even does that? Right. All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day. We do a whole other show after this show is over on the podcast feed called The Post Show. Most of the time, we just go right to the post show. Yesterday on the Post Show, we had this whole talk because I had a meeting yesterday, like 1130 or something.
Starting point is 01:38:14 And I was like, I got to go. And lunchbox is like, what's a meeting about? And I was like, why does it matter? We go back and forth and he's going, well, I got a meeting. I won't tell you about it. And I was like, okay. So we ended up telling each other about our meetings. Mine really wasn't a big deal.
Starting point is 01:38:27 It was a branding, sponsorship meeting. We meet my office for like an hour and a half. I go home. Lunchbox had some business meeting at 4.30 at a dinner to do endorsements for a client. Cool. I get home last night. More than one person reached out and said lunchbox lied. I didn't lie. I misread the email and I misunderstood what it was. Oh, here we go. I thought I was going to meet the owner of the restaurant for endorsements. What's that, Amy? What was that noise? Yeah, yeah. What was that four of them? I just want to know what that reaction is for.
Starting point is 01:38:57 He's like, I don't know how he comes up with this stuff. And then you know what he did? He started blaming it because his friend who had cancer and he brought her up and she had died passed away and you guys were surprised because that came out of nowhere and then he's like why i don't ever lie and he was telling the truth but what hurt i think him every all of us a bit was that we were like are you serious because he lies so much yeah no i i and you used that yesterday in your argument with us the email's very clear that's why i because i think like in the subject line it says like happy hour happy hour yeah yeah like have drinks for free. Yeah, I just read
Starting point is 01:39:32 the body of the email and said, you didn't read the header or the top line? No. Yeah, I don't read. I just go down. I think it actually said comped happy hour. Which is why he probably went. It said they were excited to have you at this restaurant, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 01:39:46 It's good, but what's up? No? Not at all. There's a girl who works here in the building Ricky. She's like, hey, we should get together and do a happy hour. And I thought that was a sales girl. Be quiet. And they and she goes, I have a hook up there. We should all get together and hang out. Who wants to be in? Let me know kind of thing. Do you think he was lying on purpose?
Starting point is 01:40:02 I don't know why. I don't understand what the point of the lie is. Just say I'm going on a happy eye with people we work with. I think the point of the lie was that I said I have to go because I have this meeting because we had done the post show for 45 minutes. And I think he felt like he would because my meeting I don't feel like was so important that I needed to be like, oh, I have a meeting. But I just wanted to say why I was leaving breaking off the show.
Starting point is 01:40:23 And looks like, well, I got a meeting too. Like he needed to prove his importance. But I wasn't trying to prove importance. I was just giving listeners and ideas what was happening in my day. I was telling them what I was doing with my day also. So I have the email here and it's comp happy hour. Just from the glance at it. On air programming and promotions.
Starting point is 01:40:41 And it's got a hundred people in the email. I don't know how you tell who's in the email. And you said on air, like that means they want to meet us because they are hoping that we will. I'm reading the whole thing. No chance it's like a business meeting. I guess my point is I just wanted to know if you really thought it was a meeting. No, I really thought it was a meeting that I walk in and I see other people. like, huh, what are you doing here?
Starting point is 01:41:02 So you did go? Yeah, I went. Well, that makes me think he might have thought. And I got a business card of the manager and everything. No, you're falling for it. I'm starting to believe him more. I wish. Why are you falling for this?
Starting point is 01:41:16 What are you talking about? I mean, I got business card of the manager, everything. I mean, that's all right. You pulled out a business card, but that's okay. That's what I'm saying. I thought they were there for some reason I believe. I thought they were there for us to like try the food and maybe come on board. That's what I took it as and I didn't realize that that person that sent the email was
Starting point is 01:41:34 not a salesperson. So you didn't lie on purpose? No. How many ladies do you think you hooked up with? Over 100. Right. Okay. I mean, if you do the math, if you do the math. I am. I am. Okay. Start at year, you're 18. Okay. And just three a year, you're already almost there. What? But you've been married for her. How long you've been married? I got married at 32 years old. And how old are you? 41. Okay, so 18 to 32. Wait, wait, that's when he got married, though. He's been dating his girl for a bit.
Starting point is 01:42:04 No, no, I got married when how it was up. Because I've only been married eight years, so whatever year that one. 14 times three. Let's say three a year from 18. 14 times three. That's what I'm saying. And that's only once every three months. I mean, have you guys ever been to 6th Street?
Starting point is 01:42:18 Okay. You keep saying that. Yes, the answer is yes, I have. Okay, yeah. Go to any bar. It's like fish and a barrel. So lunchbox is business meeting. You thought it was a business meeting.
Starting point is 01:42:27 You were not lying. Who thinks he was lying? Hi. Hi. Okay. Okay. My only point here was in the argument you did bring up another truth that you told and said, see, I said that and you guys didn't believe me either.
Starting point is 01:42:37 Right. I just don't want you to get in the... No, no, I don't get in the habit of doing that. I thought I was going to a business meeting to hopefully get an endorsement. Maybe you will. How was the food? Good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:47 What was the name of the place? Bacaria. Yeah, do a commercial work. Oh, man, let me tell you, they got tapas. Is that what you call them tapas? Yeah. I don't know what kind of food is. They had like eggplant.
Starting point is 01:42:57 they had. Talk about what made you feel good, though. Oh, the atmosphere, the music, the staff was very friendly. It's right down on Fifth and Broadway. It's Baccaria. I think I'm saying it right, hopefully. If not, I'll work on the pronunciation for my next commercial. Good for families.
Starting point is 01:43:12 Good for families. Good for, you know, if you're coming to town and you're looking for a place downtown, that's got a good atmosphere, good drinks, and just friendly staff, that's where you want to go. Bacaria, right there, Fifth and Broadway, right across in the rhyming. Look, this guy here might have got an endorsement. That's what I'm saying. Maybe it was a business meeting. All right.
Starting point is 01:43:29 Thank you. We'll see tomorrow. Bye, everybody. Come on, Bobby Bones show. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me.
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