The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Who Is The A-Plus Celebrity Bobby Saw At The Mall? + Lunchbox's Awkward Interview With Breland + Will Amy Sell Feet Pictures?
Episode Date: November 8, 2022Bobby saw an A-plus celebrity at the mall! The show is only allowed to ask yes or no questions to guess who it is. Find out who guesses it correctly and the prize they won! Plus, Lunchbox started his ...interview with Breland yesterday by asking him an awkward question. Hear what he asked him and how the rest of the interview went. Then, Amy shares an update about the guy willing to pay her for feet pictures, and the show weighs in if they would do it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Morning.
Let's go.
You know who's first.
He is our video producer.
He's on the air all the time.
He's a dad of four.
Give it up for Producer Eddie.
So I found out recently that my three-year-old has been panhandling at our baseball games that we've been going to.
What do you mean?
So my kids, they play baseball, and the baby comes with us.
Well, he's three.
And he just kind of runs around with the other kids around there.
But what he's been doing, he's been hanging out by the concession stand.
And when parents go and take their kids to buy stuff, he says, well, you get me an ice cream?
and they say, oh, okay, kid, sure.
And they buy him an ice cream.
So three parents came up to me and said,
oh, you're not around when this is happening.
He's running around.
Oh, I'm watching the game.
Right.
And so parents have come to me and say,
oh, yeah, we got him an ice cream, you know, last game.
And another parent said, oh, yeah, he wanted a candy bar.
We got him a candy bar.
I'm like, you guys have been buying him stuff?
Not once has he come to me and ask.
He found out he can just beg parents for treats.
He's a cute kid.
Oh, my goodness.
He's known as the panhandler at the baseball stadium.
How do you feel about that?
It's not good.
Yeah, I wouldn't like it either, but he is a cute kid.
He is a cute kid.
I'd probably buy him something too.
All right, thank you, Eddie.
Hey, his celebrity doppelganger, depending on who you talk to,
either Doug Funny or Steve Buccini.
Here he is.
Lunchbox, everybody.
You're the only one that says that.
But anyway, my wife has lost her mind because, you know, months ago,
I bought a bicycle to ride to work, and I've been riding it to work,
no problem, been great, loving it.
And she comes to me the other day and goes,
hey, hey, what about wearing a reflective vest when you ride your bike?
I agree.
And I said, that's a little.
That is not going to happen.
I cannot be wearing a reflective vest.
I lose all credibility if I wear a reflective vest.
Real cyclists don't wear reflective vests on their bike.
Vests.
Vests.
Yeah.
I think you should.
If it's dark,
I think cyclists do.
Because I see people riding.
If I'm driving to work,
dark,
they're riding or running.
And maybe if not a reflective vest,
reflective something.
No,
no,
I have a light on the back.
It's a red light that blinks,
boom, boom, boom.
So cars coming up behind can see me.
But a reflective vest,
when I see those on my.
All right. Nerd alert.
But you're not even, you don't consider yourself a real cyclist, do you?
Oh, yeah. I'm now a cyclist.
Do you ever cycle for fun or do you ever cycle for training or cycle for exercise?
Or do you just ride to work?
I ride a little bit to work, and then I may take the scenic route home so I can get a little more in.
Just like, ah.
You do that when you write? Ah.
Yeah. Do you plan to keep riding all through winter?
Yeah. Getting cold, though. It's tough.
How long does it take you to get to work on your bike?
20-something minutes.
And do you find that it saved you good money?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm thousands of dollars in the positive.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know.
Gas is expensive.
But thousands?
Thousands, though, maybe.
Well, how long's you been riding?
But I think it would take him five minutes to get here to work in his car.
Okay, yeah, good point.
I think you've saved money.
I've saved money, but I like to tell myself thousands.
But also my thing is I don't want to wear the reflective vest because when you see reflective
you think, oh, goof, right?
Like, you think, I don't think goof, no.
I think, that's cool.
thoughtful. Like, they care about themselves and they also care about me because, like, as a driver, I don't want to hit somebody. Correct.
Wear a vest. Where a vest. Yeah, wear a vest. Yeah, we're some vestices. All right, up next, she is from Austin, Texas. She went to high school at Austin High. Right. What is it called? Stephen F. Austin High. I never heard of call that before.
Well, yeah, but most people call it Austin High. But on the buildings. But is the city, Stephen F. Austin City? No.
Just awesome. No, but it's like a Stephen F. Austin Hotel. Anyway, Texas.
Here she is. Amy, everybody.
So my son, as y'all know, or I've talked about before, is very into farts as a 12-year-old boy.
And he's obsessed with these remixes on YouTube that are produced.
Like Old Town Fart. Remember that one?
Yeah, yeah. Old Town Road with Farts.
So he figured out how to make his own, just using the tools he has because he doesn't have any fancy equipment,
doesn't know how to do anything on a computer.
Well, he uses the radio, his watch to record, and then his butt for the noise.
So he made a remix in a fart song himself?
He made a remix, recorded on his watch and then texted it to me.
Do you have it?
I do.
I don't know how much this we can play.
Well, a lot of it.
I want to apologize in advance to Danny Goki because it's to his song, Be All Right.
Okay, this is hit. He made this.
Okay, go ahead.
That's it.
No, no.
We're done with that.
We're not doing that.
That's disgusting.
So gross, Amy.
That's it here.
That's disgusting.
That was too real.
That's disgusting.
Yeah, I thought it would be like a funny sound.
I ain't doing that.
All right.
Thank you, Amy.
From Mount Pine, Arkansas, he has trouble seeing, but he's an amazing human being.
Oh, thank you.
Oh.
Is that it?
Bobby Bones.
I have the most Google questions about the Bobby Bones show.
We do this with artists, so I've pulled them here.
Let's answer them real quick.
Question one, who was Bobby Bones' best man at his wedding?
That would be Eddie.
Yeah, so he's ready.
Yeah.
How tall is Amy from the Bobby Bones show?
Five, six.
Even?
Really?
I thought you'd be a little taller than that.
No, I'm 5'6, same as Ray.
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All in all about three years.
Married over in a year and a half, almost a year and a half.
Well, close to that.
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Where are, when are Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots going to release new music?
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Friday.
Yep.
Coming right up.
Oh.
Big song on Friday.
Multiple artists.
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Song of the year.
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too. Yeah, so the raging gates have a new song
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What did lunchbox find at the diamond mine?
Nothing. A bunch of rocks and dirt
and sweat. Yeah, that's easy.
A nap under the tree.
Has Bobby Bones been married before?
No. No. No.
Not even close, yeah.
Who's leaving the Bobby Bones show?
Oh, anyone? A psychic had said somebody
was going to leave the show in a year. Anybody?
Nobody yet?
Abby or Eddie, one of those two.
What? You think it's Abby or?
You're ready.
Yeah.
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Why?
Why?
Just my gut feeling.
Okay.
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You guys know what Patty Gassow is?
Yes.
She's the head coach Oklahoma softball.
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I was confused there.
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Yeah.
So the answer is.
marriage.
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Bobby Bond's best friend, we already did that because that was the
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How did Bobby Bones get his name?
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No, I was forced this name.
My name is Bobby Bones.
They forced it on me when I was 17 years old in radio.
They said, you can be Bobby Bones or Bobby Z.
And I pick Bobby Bones, but they were both stupid.
I'll admit that.
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Those are the most Google questions.
Thank you.
Time to open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it on the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
When our kid went to college, my wife and I thought it would be a good idea to get him a starter credit card with a reasonable
limit to help him get books and food and help him learn some fiscal responsibility.
Then the bills came. It now appears that the vast majority of that $1,000 limit is being spent on
video game upgrades and loot boxes. Wow. Digital. Okay. Yeah. I'm inclined to pay the bill and cancel
the card. My wife thinks we should cut in some slack and let him keep doing his thing. What's the
middle ground here? I don't want to leave him hanging when it comes to books, but also don't want to
fund whatever pretend village he's planning to blow up next.
Oh my gosh.
Thanks for your help.
Credit card, Calvin.
First of all, let's not hate on pretend villages.
What's that, Fortnite?
It doesn't matter because he could be out at a frat party,
getting plastered, spending money on alcohol,
spending money on God knows what.
I also play video games.
So, making sure he guys know that.
He got his back.
Okay, but yes, it is,
it's an issue of
you giving him something saying it's for this
and him using it for something else. I absolutely understand that.
Now, Amy, you have a daughter. Does she have a card?
No.
Nothing. No. No debit? No credit.
She has a debit card, but it goes straight to her cash
that's in her bank account. And does she use that,
does she make that money herself? Oh, no. She's, yeah,
she earns that money or it's gifted to her
holidays, birthdays, and she saves every penny and she's really good at
getting other people to spend money on her. Yes.
Oh, yeah. That is a skill. That is her specialty.
Eddie, your oldest son, does he have any
Sort of card?
Yeah, he's 14, no card, all cash.
But what I don't understand in this situation, though, is the whole point of the card
was to teach him about how a credit card works.
Well, now he's learning how our credit card works.
When you spend that money, you got to pay it back with interest.
So I don't think the solution here is to pay it off for him or even just like, you know,
take the credit card away.
I think the solution would be, because he's asking for a middle ground.
I don't feel like he's going to make his son go pick a switch.
Yeah.
His son bring it in.
He whoops him with it.
Not that.
He's not looking for that answer.
I think this is what I would suggest.
Because obviously, it sounds like you guys have the financial means for this to happen and you're still to be okay.
It's just annoying.
I would say, this is what we gave the credit card for.
Books.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Pay for that on this.
If you decide to use it on video games and I'd have the whole receipt there, everything.
This is what you bought a loopbox here.
You did this for Fortnite.
You did this for Call of Duty.
Anything you buy that's not on the list, you have to pay for half yourself.
We'll cover half of it.
But you got to pay the other half of yourself back to us.
And if we don't get that payment by this date, like a bill, we will cancel the card.
Yeah.
Oh.
That way, everybody is winning something.
They're not pulling the card.
He still has the card to do the book.
He's learning.
He also still plays in video games.
And I do think there's value in knowing that on a Saturday night, he's probably nerd now, which is great.
Yeah.
He's not out causing trouble.
You're right.
He can be doing a lot worse.
He's still paying a bill.
I think that's probably the middle ground.
But what about interest, though?
Because I think pay you that.
You don't want to show them the whole?
Go Neil Armstrong.
One small step for man.
I think you have to teach him about interest.
You do and that will come up.
But it's, again, go full nil on them.
Because I didn't know about interest until I was like 25 or 26.
Yeah, your life was different.
Okay.
That's your middle ground right there.
Have the conversation.
Have the bill.
This is what we're paying for.
This is what we're not.
But here's what we're going to do.
We're going to pay for half of it.
But if you don't pay us the half back, we're going to cancel the card.
That's my suggestion.
Credit card, Calvin.
Thank you very much for that email.
Hope it works out for you.
Sounds like you have a good kid?
Yeah.
He's buying the books.
He's just playing the video games.
That's a normal kid.
No trouble.
That's a normal kid.
Thank you.
Close up the mail bag.
We've got your email and we read it on the air.
Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback.
Yeah.
Lots of listeners are asking for the update on Ray, our audio guy, our audio producer,
if he's going to stay in that cabin with no Wi-Fi, no internet, no electricity.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah.
But someone reached out to you Ray and said, you can stay in this cabin for free if you put it on TikTok.
Yeah, it's kind of like an igloo in the woods.
It has no, it has a roof, but it's see-through.
So you just see the stars at night.
You're gonna get murdered!
But, so yeah, that was presented to us,
and then we had to decide if we were doing it or not.
So they said what?
You can stay in this in like East Tennessee and mountains.
For free.
In exchange for you just posting one TikTok,
and what's on the TikTok?
TikTok, me and my wife walking around the cabin, I guess.
Something really simple that just showcases it.
But do you show the address?
Is it like a commercial?
Yeah, and then it would be the website and stuff like that.
And how long do you stay?
A whole weekend.
Saturday, Saturday, Sunday. Okay, are you doing it?
We have decided
we're doing it.
Yeah! We're going to miss you, man.
Yeah, this is... No, it's legit.
They produced a couple TikToks
that other people have done, and all the stuff
state of the art. It looks pretty dope, honestly. Hot tub,
the whole nine yards. But they don't have
Wi-Fi? It's weak, and they also said it still
shows up on your phone, if you're doing the map
on your phone. It just, without Wi-Fi, you can still get a map.
But why would they put in weak Wi-Fi, not full Wi-Fi?
It makes no sense.
It just sounds shady.
There's multiple of the igloos,
so maybe it all shares the same router.
You're just going to go stay at this place.
Do you have any contact?
Do you have a way for us to contact you?
Can you do fine Ray so I can make sure you're not dead?
Yeah, I've already dropped a pin to my buddy Billy,
but I can drop it to y'all as well.
If that helps you guys to feel better about it.
When are you doing this?
A week and a half.
How do we feel about Ray standing at a random cabin in the woods
with really no connection for free?
I don't like it.
I think it's smart.
It's free.
say, I mean, it's a great weekend.
You take your wife somewhere and you don't have to pay anything.
Genius.
Why do people not come to you for these things?
That's a great question.
Because Morgan gets invited to go sit in the suite.
Yeah, the Tennessee Titans, I don't understand that.
Ray, gets invited to go get free cabins.
I don't get it.
Maybe they don't want my kids.
I don't think this is for kids.
I don't think they want three kids tearing up a place, but I don't know.
I don't know that anything they invite you to, you have to bring your kids.
Right.
Right.
I could leave them with.
It's just weird.
Because you're famous, right?
You're mean.
And you don't get these.
Yeah, I don't understand.
It's really weird why that is.
I always check and I'm like, man, when is a company going to hit me up?
Like, hey, we'll send you this or send you here.
Like scuba hit me the other day.
He's like, hey, you want to go to Disney?
And I was like, yeah.
And then he's like, oh, never mind.
They don't want you.
I'm like, oh.
Oh, they backed out on that?
I guess because I haven't heard anything.
Maybe they don't want your kids tearing up Disney.
Are you still?
That's funny.
Or like, we've seen them.
So do you think your attitude has anything to do with you getting passed over constantly for stuff?
No.
I mean, I think my attitude is great.
I think my attitude, my outlook, my adventurism, my...
Adventurism?
Yeah, my willing to try things.
I think that people would want to partner with me.
Oh, I was just got a mess from Scoop.
Do you want to go to Disney?
Yeah.
Yeah, he says, no thanks.
All right?
They don't want you anymore.
Yeah, they're good.
They thought again.
I didn't know anything about that one.
All right, well, Ray.
Yeah, check the East National
or East Tennessee News. Make sure I come out alive.
Be safe. Thank you, man.
Keep up to good fight. Thanks, ma'am.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Yeah, home is something good.
It's homecoming night at Merritt Island
High School in Florida, and it's time
to crown the homecoming king. And they
announced the king. His name is James
Verpayley. And so they say,
hey, you're the homecoming king. And James,
what does he do? He says, no, no, no. I want to hand
my crown off to the real winner.
So Parks Finney, he's also a student there at the high school.
He had a brain injury when he was born and the school loves him.
They say he's full of positivity and they call him Mr. Mayor.
So he gave the crown to Parks.
So Parks accepted the crown.
He is now Homecoming King and here's his mom talking about it.
You know, we see a lot of criticism of teenagers and, you know, that they're only into their phones
and that they don't care about what's going on.
But this shows that they do.
And, you know, it's the magic of teenagers.
That's pretty cool.
How cool is that?
I wonder, because lunchbox weren't you?
Oh, some prom king.
Yeah.
Would you have ever passed that down?
No.
Here's the thing.
I understand everybody likes this kid.
Parks?
Parks, yeah.
If they liked him so much,
they would have voted him to be Homecoming King.
They obviously didn't think he was worthy of the title.
You said you would have never passed it down.
You never felt like.
Like, I understand.
Like, it's a good story.
But what if they voted on you?
But he was eligible.
He was eligible to be Homecoming King.
So if they wanted him to be the homecoming king,
they would have voted in that.
Maybe he didn't campaign or...
Yeah, and it's the heart of the king
that did receive it. His heart was like, you know what?
No, I don't want to...
Loving, giving king.
That's what it's about, right?
Yeah.
No, it's about being king.
But some people said you were voted as a joke.
No one did.
No one did.
What have you done?
You called people?
Well, they've been on the show
and they would be like, lunchbox isn't near as cool.
Just think about the people
that probably called the show.
They were probably nerds.
You think they're just jealous
because you were so cool in high school?
Ding, ding, ding.
You guys said it.
Well, that's a great story. Eddie, what's the new king's name?
Yeah, his name is Parks Finney.
And then what was the prom king at Anderson High School, 1999 name?
James, oh, oh, this one? This guy?
Lunch box.
Okay. That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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It's Cal Penn.
I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and I-Heart Audio Book Club.
This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter,
the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary,
massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science.
And what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth?
I really had to make a decision because I caught my son.
getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections.
And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent?
And I really thought about it.
I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener
have in telling this story if I don't go through it.
But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic.
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People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end.
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Here's a voicemail from Dylan in Newport, Tennessee.
Hey, Bobby.
Morning studio.
So I was just wondering, when you put your shoes on, do you go sock, sock shoe shoe, or sock shoe?
Welcome forward to your answer.
Love the show.
Well, I'm not a psychotic.
Zero killer.
So I go sock, sock, sock, shoe, shoe.
Yeah, that'd be weird.
Sox, sock, so sure.
If I ever saw anybody in my life going sock shoe, sock shoe, they might not be in my
lifelong because I think they're probably going to stab me in my sleep.
Do you, sock shoe, sock shoe.
Does anyone, anyone at all on this show go sock shoe, sock shoe, sock shoe.
Sox shoe.
No way.
No way.
Yeah.
Like, why would you take your hands away from that one foot, move it to the other foot and then have to go back to the other foot?
It's a waste of time.
That's bizarre.
You stay on the foot and you're on.
You're an inch away.
I know it's not that.
It's that my socks are already together.
So I don't want to put a sock on and go down to the shoe.
I already got my hands on the socks.
So your argument, you actually cancel it out.
No, no, because you unfold the socks.
You keep them all in your hands at the same time.
You unfold the socks.
So you sit one sock on your left and one sock on your right and one shoe on your left.
So you put the right sock on right next to where the right shoe is.
You grab the right shoe, put it on.
Then you move your left hand, put your left sock on, then your left shoe.
We get it.
Yeah, we get it.
Wait, he sets it up before he puts it on.
Like the shoe and the sock together.
You just lay the sock.
He doesn't prepare for anything in his whole life, but that's what he does.
All right.
Here is a voicemail from Lisa in Seattle.
Appropriate that my husband's boss has asked him to share his location on find my friends on his phone.
I think it's a little inappropriate.
I just want to know what your name's thoughts are.
Thanks, guys.
Love listening to you.
Wildly inappropriate.
Yeah.
That's his personal life.
Does it depend what he does, though?
What if he's like a delivery driver?
Then you need to have a delivery phone that you have on while you're delivering, and that's okay.
And then you turn it off when you're not.
Yeah, like if he needs to track you during work hours.
No, not even on your own personal phone.
No, not true.
No, on your, yeah, I mean.
If they're going to give you, but her thing is on his phone.
Yeah, no, not appropriate.
It's not appropriate at all.
And I don't care what the job is.
There's no way on his phone that he's paying for he should let his boss.
That's work.
It's not jail.
That's not, you know what that is?
when you wear that thing on your ankle.
Probation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what that is.
Yeah.
And the app is called Find My Friends.
Yeah, that's what she said.
I know, not boss.
Find my employees.
Find my employees.
Right.
That's a different app.
The 10 most beautiful baby names for boys and girls have been revealed.
Not the 10 coolest right now, but the 10 most beautiful.
But they're all like super hippie or like rich people names.
Yeah.
Samuel.
Oh, Isaac.
Theo.
I like that.
Theo Huxable?
I like Theo and Isaac.
Joseph.
Bible.
These are biblical.
Levi.
Levi.
Isaiah, William, Julian, and Matthew.
Over on the girls, Sophia, Zoe, Everly, Sophie, Riley, Ivy, Paisley, Willow, L, and Emily.
I like them all.
They're all pretty.
They sound pretty normal.
They all seem like they're trying pretty hard, though.
Like I really want to give my kid the perfect name.
We've spent hours, days even, debating which name it is,
and we're going to go with Zucamiya.
Wait, what?
Yeah, we feel like it represents the appropriate sounds of the Zucamiya.
Those are the most beautiful names from My First Years.com.
And to clarify Eddie Levi was one of the 12 sons of Jacob.
Oh, dang.
And Mr. Strauss.
That's what I think.
Hey, jeans.
He's a gene, dude.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Can I give her the option for the mystery pack?
Everybody go, ooh.
Okay, okay, you got it.
All right, let's bring Gracie on the phone in North Carolina.
Hi, Gracie.
Good morning.
How are you today?
I'm doing well.
How are y'all doing?
Doing pretty good.
Here's the question.
The average American woman will have eight of these during their lifetime.
Think about that for a second.
We're going to play Never Going to Get It.
And Gracie's on who lives in North Carolina.
Gracie, I'll ask the question again.
Then I'll let you know what you're winning here.
The average American woman will have eight of these during her long.
lifetime. What are they? Now, Gracie, if you get it right, you can either win a $100
sonic gift card, which is pretty good, right? Everybody? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you can take
the mystery prize. So that's if you get it right. So, Gracie, you get to answer first,
and if you don't get it, then you get to pick one of the show members, and then there's a wild card
round number three. If you get it right in any of those rounds, you win the prize. Either
the $100 sonic gift card, or the mystery prize.
Oh.
Okay, Gracie.
The average American woman
will have eight of these during her lifetime.
What do you think it is?
I have to think, sorry.
No, you're good.
Think about it.
We'll give you a few seconds here.
I'll ask one more time.
The average American woman
will have eight of these
during her lifetime.
What is it?
Phones.
Like cell phones.
That's a good answer.
Didn't have that one.
I know.
Didn't have that one.
This is hard.
I thought of that,
but then I was like,
wait, how often do we get,
we've had phones since.
Oh, because women lose their phones more than men.
Oh, I didn't think about that.
I just thought anyone would come out.
The answer is not cell phone.
Hey, Ray, do you know the answer?
Yep.
Okay, so I can't put you in.
Because Morgan's not in the studio right now.
Well, you're just dealing with three show members today.
Oh, boy, this is tough.
So, Gracie, you can choose Amy,
Lunchbox, or Eddie, and if they have it right, you win.
The question is, the average American woman will have eight of these during her lifetime.
What are they?
Okay, so husband.
Probably not.
Maybe.
Oh, I had that too.
Eight.
Average of eight.
That's why I said, oh, maybe not.
Some people bring that average up, you know what I mean?
Yep.
What do we got?
Gracie, who you get a team with?
Who's your partner?
I think I'm going to go with Eddie.
Oh, my goodness.
I've only gotten it once, Gracie.
Eddie, what do you have?
Love relationships.
You mean like, bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing.
On average of eight.
Like, oh, go.
Ah, ooh.
Like, like, tic.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I'm a la-a-ma-a-ma-a-ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
An average of eight.
Okay.
Lunchbox, what do you have?
Well, at first I had mental breakdowns
because women got to go crazy.
Oh, boy.
And then I thought best friends.
And then I'm like, I don't know if they,
best friends, like, when they get older,
they don't switch best friends.
So I put driving tickets because women are bad drivers.
Amy.
Yeah, I have best friends.
Oh.
Wow.
Eight best friends?
You guys go through best friends like that?
I don't know.
And that's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
how often you switch.
I don't know.
It said their whole life,
so I don't know.
You have your elementary,
your junior high school.
The average American woman
will have eight of these
during her lifetime.
Amy says,
best friends, that is not right.
Okay.
Lunchbox says
tickets.
Speed and tickets.
Yep.
Oh my gosh.
Is that it?
That's not right.
I knew it.
Eddie,
Eddie says,
Who let the dogs out?
Eddie says,
ladies gentlemen,
this is Mambo number five.
Come on.
Eddie says,
Tick, tick, tick,
a little bit of Monica.
Eddie, that is wrong.
Oh, no.
Okay, okay.
So you didn't get it right, so round two is over.
Okay.
Now, here's what I'm going to do, Gracie.
All three of them are your friends right now, or they are your enemies.
I'm going to give them a chance to write down another answer,
and you can pick that any of them get it right or all of them miss it.
So you basically have two choices.
If you think that their powers combine, they'll get it, or they'll all miss it.
Which one do you think it is?
I think they'll all get it.
You think one of the three gets it right, okay.
Can we hear the question one more time?
You absolutely can.
The average American woman will have eight of these during her lifetime.
Eight.
Yes, the number eight. Seven.
Her lifetime.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
That's what I needed.
I needed to hear the question one more time.
Eight.
That 13th time, really?
Which over?
During her lifetime.
I got it, guys.
Everybody in?
Yep.
You need to win it for her.
If not, she doesn't win either the $100 gift card.
or the mystery prize.
Ooh.
Okay.
Am you in?
Yes.
What do you have?
Go to them first.
No, no.
I came to you.
Okay, I have massages.
Oh, that's a good one.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
It's not.
It's really not.
It's really not.
Lunchbox.
Jobs.
Who, careers?
Careers.
That's good.
You stay on hold.
Thank you.
Eddie.
Manny Petties.
No.
Mani Petty's.
That's why he thought massage.
was good. I was gonna go massages. And then I was like, no, I'm massages. Let's two.
Eddie, you're wrong? I am.
Shocker. Are you sure? Yeah. Lunchbox.
Okay. Lunchbox could be right.
Okay. Okay.
Any different jobs. Bye-bye.
Yeah.
Lunchbox, you're wrong too. Now, what?
I'm gonna tell you this. I'll give you guys.
Eddie's the closest with Manny Pettys.
Well, why wasn't I close with massages then?
Because Manny Pettys is closer than massages.
I'm in! I have it! I haven't!
I have it!
Whoa! Just go with me. I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
If anybody gets in the next 15 seconds, then she can have it.
Go.
And we can just guess, guess.
You say it?
Makeovers.
And go.
Hairs style color.
Correct.
Woo!
Yes, I knew it.
What?
Hair color.
Hair styles.
That's it.
Wow.
Oh, that was, I'm in.
Gracie, you just won in the weirdest game.
Oh, my goodness.
It's your job, Amy.
We did it.
You're welcome.
We did it.
We did it.
Hey, Gracie, do you want $100 to Sonic or the mystery prize?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh, let's go with the mystery prize.
Yeah.
All right, the mystery prize is as follows.
Number one, a classic Beanie Baby.
Are you making this up with you?
No, I have it all behind me.
A classic Beanie Baby.
Ooh.
Craig Morgan's book, God Family Country.
Ah.
The Anastasia Barbie doll, Paris Elegance.
Ooh.
That's an old school classic one.
That's cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Isn't there a license plate back there?
You're just looking under your dress.
Yes?
Yeah.
Mystery to me too.
That's the prize.
Okay, he's digging.
He's digging.
I don't know what he should have.
I saw some random stuff back there.
Oh, do you want?
No, no, no, no.
I asked you for that.
No, no, no, no.
No.
Okay.
But she lives in North Carolina.
I asked you for that shirt
and you said I couldn't have it.
That's correct.
That was saving it for the mystery prize.
Yeah.
For the mystery to me too.
Ooh.
Uh, how's that sound to you, Gracie?
Can she go?
Sounds great.
Okay.
Okay.
And a $50.
gift card to Sonic.
Yay!
Now we're talking.
Okay, Gracie.
We have you hooked up, okay?
Awesome.
Thank you.
We both win.
One, Gracie wins all the prizes and two I get to get rid of
stuff that sit behind my desk.
Yeah.
Okay, Gracie's down hold.
Thank you very much.
We get two Missouri voicemails.
The first one's from Haley.
I just wanted to give a public service
announcement.
This cold weather's coming and flu and RSD
and COVID are all
on the rise.
And I just want to
remind everybody to sanitize and wash your hands every time you think about it.
A loyal listener and a registered nurse.
Thank you very much.
If you'd like to remind your kids, Eddie and I, the Raging Idiots, have a song called Wash Your Hands.
Sanitize their hot water.
Wash them till they're blue.
Wash your germy hands so you don't get the flu.
Wash your hands.
Something like that.
Let's go over and listen to Riley from Missouri with the Morning Corny.
What do you call a turkey running at full speed?
Fast food.
Bye.
Fast food.
Thank you, Riley.
Great call.
Call our voicemail anytime.
877-77 Bobby.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
If aliens beamed us a signal tomorrow and said hi, how would we respond?
We would start shooting each other, burning each other's houses down.
Oh, gosh.
It would be complete anarchy.
Because we'd feel like we had no control.
So we try to take all the control we could possibly take here.
Well, believe it or not, there's no real plan for dealing with it in a coordinated way.
So there's a team in the UK that is working on new protocols because the current guidelines for astronomers are basically these three steps.
Verify that the signal is real.
I don't know how they do that if it's new.
If it has a blue check mark.
Okay.
Verify it to the world.
And then don't respond until there's an international discussion on how.
how to handle it together.
Here's what you do.
If one of these scientists
happen to be listening.
One, verify it's true.
Two, never tell us.
But, yeah.
But with world leaders, maybe.
There's only like three you can trust
at this point.
That's true.
Not very many.
There's that,
the New Zealand president.
She's pretty good.
There's the...
That's about it.
Okay.
It's the only one.
Yeah, that's about it.
Yeah, no, we can't.
It'll be like Philadelphia wins a championship.
Or Detroit wins a championship.
That's what will happen if A lot is going.
Riting.
Burning cars, rioting, except we won't be happy.
Okay, what else?
I have things that people like less and less as they get older.
I'll run through them with you.
Bobby, you tell me how you feel about them.
Social media.
No, I'm way into it still.
I love it.
The older you get.
And you're 40, how old for perspective?
Two.
42.
42.
I have to think myself.
I know.
Because I look down on my body and I go 25.
I'm not 42.
Okay.
Okay.
Waiting, like waiting in lines for anything.
I'm okay.
Bobby's like, I don't really wait in lines.
Yeah, I don't go places where there are a lot of lines.
My schedule is so weird and different.
I don't go to traffic.
I'm never in traffic unless it's like a odd day.
I don't go to the mall really at 5 o'clock or Saturday at 10 a.m.
Your things with lines are really, if you're waiting and someone cuts in line.
Oh, boy.
I'll have fist fight you.
Then there's Detroit.
Yeah, yeah.
I've always hated lines, so I avoid them.
Again, these are things that we like less and less as we get older.
drinking alcohol.
Yeah, I've never drank.
So, I don't know.
I think I'd probably like different alcohol.
I'd probably like a wine, a fine wine.
Yeah.
As I get older, I just can't have as much.
It's like, I have a one-two drink limit.
Loud places, bars, parties, anything loud in general.
I never liked them.
Once I lived downtown, and it was a condo downtown because there was a guy that ran around
my old neighborhood with a gun.
He killed his wife and was running around a neighborhood.
So I'm like, I'm out.
I can't live here anymore.
You're just going to brush on past that story.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
So I moved downtown.
And I wanted a condo downtown.
It was always my dream.
I was like, if I start to have any success, I'm going to get a condo downtown because I can walk everywhere.
Yeah.
I had this romantic version of my life.
And it was cool for the most part, but I went into this condo at like 2 p.m. on a Wednesday.
And I'm looking at it.
I'm like, this place is pretty baller.
And the condo is pretty ball.
Mike, did you ever live with me in that condo?
I did, yeah.
It's a great condo, right?
It's awesome.
Super cool.
But I went and looked at at 2 p.m. on a Wednesday.
And I'm getting to the loud noise part here in second.
And so I remember the first Friday or Saturday night I was home because I wasn't home a lot of weekends.
I was on the road touring doing comedy.
But I would be home and I would hear, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I was like, wait, what's happening?
Well, it was loud because I lived downtown and all the bars around me, but you never go and look at a place on a Friday night or a Saturday night.
Yeah.
You go on a Wednesday when there's no music.
Exactly.
But I remember going, this sucks.
I hate loud music.
Yes, I agree.
I got two more things that we hate as we get old.
staying up late?
My late, though, I think is pretty normal.
Like, my normal body clock would be go to bed at 4 a.m.
Wake up at noon, yes.
Yeah, because also the last thing on here is video games.
Adults like them less and less as they age.
I don't refer to them as video games.
I refer to them as mind stimulation for an older brain
that helps me stay young and active
and provide a good life for my family
and a lot of other people.
What would I get from this and asking you this is like,
you're young.
Let me look down again.
Yep, 25.
Okay, this is a cool Zach Bryant.
Let me rephrase it. I haven't grown up. There's a difference.
Okay, yes, true.
Cool, very, very cool, Zach Bryan story.
He found out some fans hit a deer in Iowa while on their way to his show at Red Rocks last week,
and he reached out to them on Twitter and offered to cover their rental car so they could still get to the show.
And then my sister and my niece, they were...
He gave him a meet and greet or just rental car.
I don't know.
I mean, Shirley met with him, too.
He never met.
He's like, I'm going to call Hertz and enjoy the show, everybody.
Glad you can make it.
But my sister and niece, they were at the show, and they said,
said it was one of the best concerts they've ever been to in their life, and it started snowing,
and it was really cold, but it was just still like a really awesome moment. They'll never forget.
And he treated fans to hand warmers and hot cocoa. Just all fans or just the ones that he had to get a rental car to?
I don't know. It was something that they passed out to people, but I heard it was awesome.
Okay. I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's Pile of Stories.
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It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
My band Pablo decided he's going to go scuba diving off the coast of California
so it gets his gear, goes out.
Oh, let's get in the water.
Loses consciousness.
In the water.
Uh-oh.
What's he going to do?
He's unconscious.
Luckily for him, there was a group of mermaids nearby.
Oh, yeah.
I don't understand what they're doing, but they're dressed in mermaid tails.
But not real mermaids.
Like people do it like doing role play.
I like cosplay.
That's kind of cool.
It's become so.
popular, there's groups of mermaids that go out for swims and they were out for a swim.
And they found Pablo got his gear off, gave him out to mouth and got him to the paramedics.
What if you're that dude, you're like coming to him back to his mermaid.
What the?
He's like, I'm dead.
100%.
He thinks whatever that I'm dead.
Mermaids making out with him.
Also, how do you swim with that tail on?
It looks so difficult.
We go to the, when the summer is there, we go to the city pool or whatever, and there'd be people
in mermaid.
And I'm like, that has to be so dangerous.
for your kid to be swimming in a mermaid costume.
But I never say it.
It's a tail.
Or is it a costume to look?
There's a difference.
Like if you were dressed as a little mermaid,
that probably wouldn't be super safe to jump in the lake.
Because you can't really move your leg.
Yeah, these are made.
It keeps trying to move like a mermaid.
Right now I'm...
Yeah, like, you have your legs stuck together?
I don't know.
I always saw them at the pool and I was like,
that doesn't seem safe, but I never told their parents that.
I just let them be them.
Yeah, good for you.
Hey, so the mermaid saves the guy.
That's what we like that.
Yeah, the mermaids save the guy.
They gave him a little mouth-to-mouth.
Okay.
That's a weird way to give mouth to mouth.
You do full mouth.
You do full mouth. Like,
oh my gosh.
I hope.
I mean, I would be thankful if
Lunchbox gave me mouth to mouth,
but I don't want that.
You'd never get that taste that to mouth.
Ever.
You'd have a hair and that taste in your mouth forever.
Are you thinking about it right now?
Amy, be giving you mouth to mouth to mouth.
That's what it's all about.
Good job, Mermaids.
That was tell me something good.
I'll read the story about marriage counselors,
and they say,
if they're giving advice to come,
about their in-laws, they would say, never say you don't like them, ever, because that will be
used against you.
That'll be, you can't, like, unring a bell, basically.
Because once you say that, it's just known.
They say it's one of the hardest secrets to keep, but one of the most important, don't ever
reveal that you don't like your in-laws to your person.
I think you can reveal if you have a certain struggle.
Yeah.
But just to go, I hate them.
that's what they say don't do even if you do and it's not worth it
and you may feel like you want to say that but you don't
I'm lucky right now
it's great love them they're awesome
so for me it's been pretty cool
lunchbox how are yours
oh no I don't hate them like they're fine
no one said that right
that's what I'm saying like this story
but my mother-in-law is a little flirty
that's it makes it with everybody
with me oh so it makes it a little awkward
sometimes but it's
it's good they're nice people
but the little flirty makes it a little uncomfortable.
Do you think she'd take you up?
Yes.
You do?
Like if it was just us too, alone, out of here.
We need to interview her.
We need her side of the story.
You think your mother-in-law would make out with you?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, we're going to go to Amy and get in the morning corny.
Here we go.
The morning corny.
What does the clock do when it's really hungry?
What?
It goes back four seconds.
No.
That was pretty good.
That was the morning corny.
All right, got five bucks to the winner.
It's a winner game, okay?
Yes.
You can figure out the celebrity that I saw at them all.
So you can ask yes and no questions,
or you can guess if you guess that counts as a question
and we move on from you.
Oh, okay.
So I give you 20 overall,
but if you get past that, I just tell you.
Nobody wins the money.
All right, yes or no questions.
Let's go first to Amy.
Was it a man?
Yes.
Okay.
Let's go second to lunchbox.
Is this man known as a musician?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Eddie.
Has this musician male put out an album in the last year?
Oh my gosh.
That's so dumb, Eddie.
Guys, it's important.
I don't let me look.
No.
I don't know the album cycle.
Hold on.
This is an important question, guys.
Okay, Eddie, tell me all the males in last year that put out an album.
Justin Bieber.
Yeah, 22, right?
2020, right?
Yeah.
Yes?
Yeah.
All right, guys, he's still relevant.
That's three.
Well, just because you put an album.
It doesn't mean you're relevant.
You're still working.
You're still working.
That's three.
By the way, everybody listening, I saw an A-list celebrity at the mall.
Just shopping.
Go ahead.
Is this man married?
Yeah.
Lunchbox?
Is this male over 45 years old?
I do not know.
Let me check.
It means he's around there, guys.
No, it means he could be tricking us.
He knows his exact age.
He knows how old he is.
Wait, what was the question?
Is this male over 45 years old?
Yes.
Wow.
Over 45 and at the mall?
That's five.
The mall.
Okay.
I got you.
Is this male?
Does he have
blonde hair?
I need to tell Mike who it is
because I don't
He doesn't see colors well.
No, no, it's not bad
It's because I don't know that he...
Guys, this is him playing...
He knows exactly what color hair he has.
That's all I was thinking, Lunchbox.
He knows, I mean, he saw the guy,
so he knows exactly what color hair is it.
I mean...
Like, isn't that kind of a weird question?
Yeah.
I would say no?
No?
No. Okay, no.
No blonde?
No blonde.
But possible highlights?
Possible.
Next step.
You said he's married?
Yeah.
Is Amy.
Does he have children?
Yeah.
Lunchbox, who did I see at the mall?
I don't know yet, man.
Um,
does this person also appear in movies?
Like, has he ever or does he know?
Like, is he known as an actor also?
Well, you didn't ask that.
Yes, I did.
You said appeared in movies.
That's all you said.
Okay.
That's fine.
I'm going to lean on no, Mike, but what do you think about that?
Yeah, I would say no.
Well?
Not an actor.
Hey.
Oh, you saw a movie?
Okay, we'll go with no, though.
Oh.
That's eight.
Oh.
Next up is...
That's me.
Eddie.
Is this person...
Was this person ever part of a boy band?
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
A list?
A list right now?
They're A list.
Come on.
Amy, stop judging my question.
Yeah, I mean, if they're A list, they're not going to be...
No, Justin Timberlake?
Okay, all right.
He's not over 45, you idiot.
He could be.
But he's not.
You don't know.
I do.
He's Justin Demberlake's biggest fan.
Is it my turn?
Donnie Walberg's not A-list right now.
What was Eddie's question again?
Boy, man.
Okay.
It's a good question, guys.
Is his wife famous?
I don't, I mean, I guess,
Fame.
It's fame?
How do you find?
Fame? What is fame?
Is fame?
Okay. I'm not talking
Blue check mark.
No, because your wife has a blue check mark.
That doesn't count.
I am saying
would their wife be famous
without them? Oh, no.
Okay, thank you. That helps.
Lunchbox has a yellow
card. He'll be eliminated the next time.
Oh, yeah. Talk about his wife one more time.
What did I do? Why did I get a yellow card?
I'm getting more
Can I ask what I did to get a yellow one?
Yeah, I am
Eddie
To me?
Mike, you would say that right
My answer was right
Okay, go ahead
Okay, was this male musician
A
Pop artist
Did you end the question?
Yes
You just kind of pop artist
No
Ooh, it's not pop guys
So for those just turning the show on here
I saw an A list artist at the mall
shopping
I have a question, but I don't know if it's appropriate.
Ask it.
It's my turn.
Yeah, now remember, if you ask the question that nails it on the head,
somebody else is going to get it right.
I know.
So you've got to place.
That's cool.
I feel like my inappropriate question will nail it.
Don't listen to Bobby.
Then just guess it.
Then just guess it.
No.
I'm not ready yet.
But once she guesses it, she's out, right?
No, no.
Oh, that's right.
You guess it.
You're out.
I was going to say it's one to the next person.
No.
If you guess it, you're out.
Yeah.
But if you guess a question is so good, it's going to give the next person the answer.
Amy, just ask the question.
You want to get closer to the answer.
Look at it.
Come on.
Okay.
I'm going to rephrase my question in my brain.
Has this person been divorced?
Stand by.
Oh, my gosh.
We have to Google it.
Never mind.
I'm not Googling it.
I just don't want to make sure I'm going to tell you guys the wrong thing.
Yeah, but this?
Yes.
They have.
So it was a while ago?
Yes.
Okay.
A while ago.
Yes, divorced a while ago.
Okay.
Lunchbox?
Oh man. Has this musician ever been in our studio?
Yes.
But we didn't know his hair color.
Yellow card.
Is this musician a country artist?
Yes.
Is this musician a homo sapien?
John Mayer has been in our studio.
Bobby already said not pop.
Well, he could be rock.
No.
I just want to guess somebody.
Just guess it.
Yeah, who cares, right?
Yeah.
Alrighty.
Well, does this artist...
If you're asking a question, you can't guess.
You can say is the artist...
But you have to guess.
You can't ask a question and then guess.
You have to guess.
I know.
Okay.
That's what I asked!
Amy!
You got it!
Dang it!
Yeah!
I was about to say, does this artist wear chains?
But then that would give it away.
I have no idea.
His hair is short and he always wears a hat.
Yeah, that's true.
But I think it's brown.
He's brown.
He's brown.
Exactly my point.
Exactly my point.
Even that you think about it?
No, I think y'all don't see.
Like, I think you had frosted tips at some point.
That's what I meant, the highlight.
Absolutely.
He may still have some.
Wow, you saw him at the mall?
Yeah.
So we were shopping, they were shopping.
Like, what up?
What are you guys doing?
Shopping?
What are you doing?
What store?
I am.
Journeys?
Nah.
Stop, Eddie.
I don't want to give too much of his personal business away.
But I mean, the mall's the malls.
On topic.
Like, oh.
Let's see at one of the, like, high-end.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just going to say I saw them at the mall.
We saw them, we were eating at the same place in the mall,
and then we were shopping at the same place in the mall.
We were like, what up?
We talked to up for a little bit and went about our day.
Cool.
It's so normal.
No, no security, no nothing.
They were just, nobody bothered them.
Abercrombie and fish.
No, Eddie, they were eating at the same spot,
so they were at the same spot, so they obviously tried the sample.
Why does he yell every time he talks this morning?
No, why he's so angry today?
Amy, you win.
What do I win?
$5.
$5.
Now you can pick.
You can take.
$5 for yourself or you can double it and pass it over to Eddie.
What?
You can either have five bucks for yourself or you can double it and Eddie can have 10.
Do it.
I double it and give it to Eddie?
Play the game.
Is this some trick that I'm not understanding?
You either get to keep $5 or Eddie gets 10.
Yeah, go that he gets 10.
Why would I do that?
You don't have to.
Exactly.
You can keep five.
We have to go though.
Do you want to keep five or do you want to double it and give Eddie 10?
Amy, make it interesting.
I guess I'll double it.
Eddie, now you have 10 or you can double it and give it to Lunchbox and you can have 20.
Bones, I'm going to go ahead and end the segment and just keep the 10.
Okay.
There you have it.
Thank you, man.
Lunchbox talked to Luke Holmes yesterday.
They were doing some press for the CMA Awards, which are tomorrow night.
So where were you when you saw him?
Oh, we were just at the little CMA, what do you call, booth?
But where?
At Nissan Stadium.
Where they're doing the show?
Yeah, where they're doing the show.
They're doing it at the arena.
No, no, no.
I guess they're doing it at the arena and you do the interviews over.
over at Nissan Stadium.
Weird.
Okay, here is Lunchbox and Luke Combs.
Bonding.
Okay.
Talking about being a celebrity.
Yeah.
Did he bring up how hard it is for you to be a celebrity or did you bring up how hard it
it is for you to be a celebrity?
He kind of mentioned it.
It must be hard for you to be.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, here's Lunchbox and Luke Combs talking about being a celebrity.
I would say when it like inconveniences like your friends or family.
So let's say, for example, let's say we were best friends and it was your birthday.
Yes.
We were going out to celebrate your birthday.
Got it.
Everything quickly turns into being about me, even though it's your night, right?
I don't like making somebody else's special day end up having to be about me even though I don't want it.
Yeah, because I went to my cousin's wedding a couple weeks ago, and I felt like I was, since I was a celebrity there, I felt like I had to give a speech.
Sure.
You know what I mean?
And I was like, man, I'm supposed to grab the mic and give a speech because everybody here is expecting the year from a celebrity.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Like, do you feel that pressure?
No.
Not at all.
Oh.
I felt like he started making fun of you, so you started talking about being a celebrity.
And then your cousin, you didn't tell him, said, please don't give a speech.
Yeah, I let that part out.
But, yeah, that was the worst part about being a celeb is he said he can't go to friends' birthday parties at, like, restaurants, because people come up to you and ruin the birthday.
And I said, I feel that.
Yeah, but your example was you.
But you're an example with someone going, you're not a celebrity, please don't do that.
Yeah.
And you were grabbing the mic.
No one was coming up to you.
That's where I felt like me and Luke Holmes bonded.
Were you with Lunchbox for the Breeland thing yesterday?
Oh, yes, I was.
And it was awkward.
It was out of the gate, too.
We sat down, the interview started, and Lunchbox asks,
I feel like this is an inappropriate question,
and we should never do this to an artist on the spot.
Breeland's opening for Shania Twain on the big tour.
And so that's where you went?
Yes.
Okay, here you go.
Breeland, I just want to say this interview,
the first question is going to set the stage for how this is going to go, okay?
And speaking of being on stage,
We're going to be on stage at Geotis Park next summer with Kelsey Ballerini and Shania Twain.
Indeed.
And so I know you get free tickets, so I need two tickets to that show.
Can I be on your guest list so I can take my wife?
This is so awkward.
Why is that awkward?
I have to look.
I've been thumbsed up.
Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
I can't make all those decisions myself because, you know, I got to make sure that my team is able to be there first and foremost.
But then beyond that, bro.
That is what I'm talking about.
You and the misses.
Now, if you had said that it was a.
like you and a homie, I would have been like, nah.
No, no.
But it's family.
It's my wife.
I love that.
That's awkward.
You can't ask people for free stuff at work.
What do you mean?
It was a good, we were going to talk about him and Shania on tour.
I thought it was a good time to bring it up.
But you didn't talk about it.
No, I did.
I said, you're going to be on stage with Kelsey Ballerini and Shania.
And can I get tickets?
Can I have free tickets?
Yeah, yeah.
No, it was Breeland, you know, is the nicest guy ever.
But he doesn't know what to say.
So he awkwardly is looking at his team.
I'll text him and say, we're not going to hold you too bad.
No, no, no, no, what do you mean?
You can't ask every artist for freestyle.
I didn't ask Luke Combe.
I will text him and say, we're not going to hold you to that.
That was just a bit.
No, I want to go to the show.
Good.
Well, then you should go through the normal way.
Either buy tickets or go through whatever.
But I figure if I hit up people all the time, I've never asked Breeland for anything.
So this is my first time.
Like, I always ask the company, hey, can I get free tickets to this?
Can I get free tickets to that?
So I thought Breeland, it was cool.
I will tell Breeland if he would like to, too, he can't.
But we're not holding him to that.
Because you can't.
What's supposed to say?
He's on a microphone.
Yeah.
No, on the spot.
Lights are on him.
Can you imagine if he goes,
I don't know,
a bunch of trashes them the next day.
Here,
on the show.
There's a camera.
It's awkward.
No, Breeland was really nice
and he seemed really happy to do it.
Like, he was really,
did he?
He's like,
man, that's great, man.
For you and the wife,
that's awesome.
Can't wait to see you there.
Come backstage.
You know, hang out.
We didn't hear any of that.
I must have edited out.
I'll text him and let him know.
We're not going to hold him to that.
No.
Just don't bother him.
Don't bother him.
bothered enough. Should we create a rule now?
Yeah, you can't ask for free stuff from celebrities when you're working.
Let's just blanket roll. If you ask, you have to do something.
There's a fine. What do you mean? We'll spend the well for the fine. And the worst is
100 bucks.
Wow. Let's relax on that. The best is 100 bucks. The easiest. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the easiest.
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and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth?
I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat
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And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point,
it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have
in telling this,
story if I don't go through it.
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Go check in with Crystal in Mississippi.
Hey, Crystal, what's going on?
Hi, morning studio.
Morning.
Yeah, I was watching the
Eli and Peyton
broadcast last night on Monday night football
and Luke Brian was one of their guests
and he did a Bobby Bone shout out.
I know, I didn't see it and I like watching
the Manning cast but my
Twitter blew up going, Luke Brian's
talking about you on Monday Night Football
and so I was like, wait, what? Is this some kind of joke or
prank or something? Crystal, what did you see?
They were talking about
a picture he had did with Tim Tebow's
Heisman or he had a
bulldog licking it.
and he said that he had borrowed your Stanley's dog for the picture.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so funny.
So I found the clip and Luke's like, yeah, Tebow, you know, my wife went and bit on his husband.
We kept it for a year.
And so then Florida and Georgia are rivals.
And so when Florida and Georgia were playing last year, Luke calls and goes, hey, can I come over to your house?
I was like, yeah, what's up?
Because I'm going to bring this Heisman trophy.
I need a bulldog.
I need Stanley to lick the Heisman trophy, like peanut butter on him.
And I was like, yeah, sure.
and so Luke came over
and Tim Tebow's Heisman was at my house for like a day
That's crazy
It was crazy that's the craziest part
And so
Luke, Brian and Stanley
You know, they did a video
Where they were just licking peanut butter off the Heisman
Pretty funny
And then it got brought up again last night
That was pretty neat
Yeah
That's awesome
Because Luke could easily just feel like
I got a friend who
Right
And he didn't
He gave me a shout out
I thought that was really nice of him
Crystal thanks for calling and sharing that
I kind of forgotten about that
No problem
Y'all have a good day
Yeah have a great day
I really thought people were messing with me last night
because they were like, Luke's talking about your Monday, not football.
So, but having that husband at the house was pretty cool
because Luke just brought, it was heavy.
Yeah?
It's really, it was a big, heavy trophy.
Did it stay one place?
Did you move it around the house?
Well, I mean, I took a lot of naked picture with it.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, let's do the news.
Go. Bobby's Big.
Stories.
They say 40 is a new 20,
but most Americans believe they've peaked physically
at age 34, and the majority of people start to feel old at just 42.
That is according to a poll of 2,000 Americans across four different generations,
Gen Z, Millennials, Gen X, and Baby Boomers.
Joint pain was perceived to be one of the top warning signs of old age,
as well as a slower metabolism, and middle-aged spread.
I don't know what that is, but does not sound like spread of like a dipped cracker in a new.
Middle-aged spread.
It's from the Daily Mail.
What about you makes you feel like you're getting older?
Lunchbox?
The ability to stay up late.
That's where I struggle a little bit.
Like, I used to get pregame at 10.30 p.m., like drinks before I go to the bar.
Now 10.30 on a Saturday, I'm like, ah, man, I can go to bed right now.
1030?30? 8.30 for me.
Yeah.
It's like, oh.
Eddie?
Oh, dude, all the above.
The time, the sleep, the bedtime, my joints hurt, my feet hurts, my back hurts.
My eyesight's going.
Like, I can't read my phone.
Dude, I moved the font to the large.
I still can't read it.
I have to hold it out here to see what it says.
I have a will.
My hair's been gone for a while.
You're going to die any second.
I feel like I'm going to die any second.
I would say back pain, but I feel like I've had that since I was in my 20s.
So I'll say something that makes you feel old.
It's like having cocktails with girlfriends.
Like now I have to buy special powder to drink with vitamins and minerals that will help
me wake up and not feel awful after two drinks.
Mine is mostly just not healing when I get injured.
It's fast.
I train pretty hard.
and it's like, usually two or three days.
Now it's like two weeks for something to fix.
Middle-age spread is the fat that may accumulate around the areas of the abdomen and butt during middle age.
That's a pretty funny turn.
That's called middle-age spread.
I take a cracker in that, for sure.
A deer wanders into a Pennsylvania mall and runs through JCPenney.
A J.C. Penny store at a Pennsylvania Mall was closed temporarily when a deer wandered into the store and made its way into a dressing room.
Wow.
Employees at the Kudoba Restaurant at the Park City Center Mall in Lancaster said the deer enter the mall.
said the deer enter the mall through a door
near the eatery. The deer probably scared to death.
Yeah, for sure. Scared to death.
Witnesses said the deer wandered through the store
and ended up in a dressing room. The game
fish were contacted and the personnel
responded to escort the deer back outdoors.
The JC Penny store remained close Thursday afternoon.
Why is that store punished?
Yeah, right? What did the store do?
I think damage.
From UPI.
How much damage? Knock over a couple racks.
Well, was it a buck or does it say?
There's a picture of a humongous buck,
but I'm betting that's what it was.
They didn't take a picture of the deer.
They were like a deer, and it's like a 26 point with a huge spread.
That ain't the deer that went through there.
That's called clickbait.
Yeah, that's funny, though.
Love doesn't know math.
Okay, whenever I hear that headline.
Share 76, the singer confirms, as she's with a guy who's 36 years old.
Wow.
You don't hear about this.
Well, you do if she's really, really rich.
Because Madonna has a really young, had a really young boyfriend, too.
Okay, I know, but normally it's a man.
older and the girl's younger.
Cher confirmed her relationship with
Toyboy music producer Alexander Edwards on Saturday.
Toy boy?
Yes.
Oh.
Sharing a snap of her bow alongside a heart emoji.
The hit maker 76 revealed she's treated like a queen by her 36-year-old bow.
Huh.
I wonder if Toy Boy is some sort of name because it's just one word toy boy.
I've heard the term boy toy.
I mean, I've often been called that.
I just don't understand.
Like he has to be attracted to her money, right?
She's awesome.
Yes.
Right?
I don't know her, but.
Like there's no way you see a 76-year-old woman being caught.
I wouldn't see a 76 and a 36 of man, woman, woman, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
I just would think those two age differences, it's not the physicalness that is the true.
It could be something.
It could be money.
It could be someone who has the need for a mother figure in their life.
Yes.
Loves her music.
He's always.
Do you believe?
Even life after love, love, love.
Oh, sorry, Tara.
I'm looking at pictures.
Here are some dumb laws that actually exist in some states, even today.
In Alabama, it's illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Oh.
In Oklahoma, people who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined and or jailed.
What?
In Illinois, there are strict laws that you can't fish in your pajamas, especially in Chicago.
And in Kentucky, a woman can't remarry the same man four times.
Wow.
So after three, give it up.
That's it. It's over.
After that third divorce.
Move on.
People's sexiest man alive is Captain America.
Chris Evans.
Oh, we were way off.
No, I might say way.
But no one said him.
We said the hymns votes.
True. But that's not Evans.
True.
All true.
We did not get it.
Did not get it.
That's true.
He, you know.
Yeah, sure, he's good looking.
That's good looking, dude.
For sure.
Not bad.
I'm jealous.
Yeah, whatever.
Who cares?
Moving on.
No one knows that the powerball jackpot has been won.
You know why?
Why?
Security issues.
They didn't have the numbers.
What do you mean security issues?
I just saw a headline this morning.
Since I'm not...
In charge?
Yeah, I'm not in charge.
I've been a little upset.
I haven't been watching.
But I woke up this morning and I saw it and said security issues,
they didn't do the Powerball drawing.
They don't know when they're going to be able to do it.
According to Lottery officials, Powerball requires all 48 participating in
lotteries to submit their sales and play data prior to the winning numbers being released.
Once they get it, the drawing will proceed.
of course. This is $1.9 billion and they didn't have all the information.
Wow.
So it's delayed?
Yeah, because they were worried that maybe someone was waiting and then they, oh, print a ticket
I don't know if that's what they were thinking.
Like someone was going to...
There's one guy to gas station.
It was going to hack the whole system.
Right outside of Memphis going, I'm going to wait.
I'm really going to show them here.
Yeah. I don't know what. Scoobo, what do you know about this?
I don't know about it if it's that because they do cut it off at, I think it's 9 o'clock hour time central.
So I think it's just some people didn't insert different.
and time and they're waiting on that.
So we don't know yet if we don't.
They're supposed to draw this morning, allegedly.
Okay.
So hopefully we know before we wrap the show today.
And finally, Caroline Jones is on the Bobbycast this week.
And she is a solo artist.
Has been doing it for a while as a solo artist and plays all these instruments.
But she's the first ever female member of the Zach Brown band.
So she's still a solo artist, but now she's part of the Zach Brown band.
And she talks about having to have a heart-to-heart conversation with Zach before she officially said yes.
When I kind of had this official conversation,
with Zach or this heart to heart, if you will.
That was really my only hesitation because I love playing with Zach Brown Band.
But if anyone knows the pull that you have towards the conviction of your own dreams and your own
artistry, it's Zach.
You know, he understands that.
So that was really my only stipulation.
She's toured with Zach.
She's toured with Tim and Faith and Jimmy Buffett and the Eagles.
And I asked her, who has the best catering?
Mm-hmm.
Ooh.
I would say Faith and Tim.
I only did a couple shows with them.
But that was pretty amazing.
Honestly, their whole setup was really top-notch.
It was beautiful.
But honestly, Zach Brown Man has the best.
They're known for their catering.
Even after now that they don't do their eat and greets anymore,
but they still have really good catering.
Yeah, Zach has that good food.
Yeah.
Part of the brand.
Yeah, it is.
He did the whole, like a food festival, right?
For a while, Zach good.
Oh, yeah, yeah, he loves food.
Here's a clip of Caroline Jones.
Come in.
Check that out on the latest Bobbycast, wherever you listen to podcast.
That's the news.
Those were Bobby's big.
Stories.
Waiting on the powerball numbers to be drawn,
but I have a bunch of stories here of people who won a bunch of money in the lottery.
First up, let's do Billy Bob Harrell.
$31 million is what he won.
Reportedly, he couldn't say no to those in need of a handout.
He eventually divorced and died tragically.
Not good.
Andrew Jackson Whitaker, $315 million.
Wow!
Living on an island just chilling.
He walked away with 114.
million bucks after taxes, had hundreds of thousands stolen from his truck, and was sued by a casino
after bouncing a $1.5 million check. All of his money was reportedly gone after four years. What?
Wow. Why would he have that much money in his truck? No, that's your takeaway. Yeah, he said he lost
hundreds of thousands of dollars from stolen from his truck. You gotta think if he was that loose with
money? He was that loose of money. Yeah. Michael Carroll, $15 million is what he won. His drug,
party, and hooker habits left him broke within five years. Oh, that's...
That's not good, man.
No, the drugs.
Hey, that was a crazy five years, though.
Yeah, he was wild.
He had a good time.
It does not like it for the action pack five years.
Crazy.
America Lopez, $38.5 million.
He quit his job, claiming he needed a foot surgery.
In reality, he won the lottery.
He didn't want to split it with his coworkers.
The cat got out of the bag.
He was sued, had to split it all,
then had to pay legal fees.
He tried to make an excuse.
Limping on the foot.
So if scuba, like, calls in with some sort of ankle surgery.
And we never see him again.
know what's up.
Evelyn Adams won $5.4 million was said to have gambled it all away in Atlantic City.
Bud Post $16.2 million.
Within a year of winning, he was reportedly $1 million in debt.
A former girlfriend successfully sued him for a third of his winnings, and his brother put a hit out on him.
Oh, man.
Hoping he'd inherit the money.
Wow.
Laura and Roger Griffiths, about $3 million.
Before the money, they never fought.
After the windfall, a freak fire gutted their underinsured house.
house and Laura confronted Roger over emails with another woman.
The marriage ended.
Okay.
It's one after the other.
I got like 20 of them here.
Maybe you don't want to win the lottery.
I'll take my chances.
Me too.
I'll take my chances.
Let's go.
I think that we could handle it.
That's from Business Insider.
So let me give you one more good one here.
This one's from Ivy Ron Keoli.
Won five million bucks.
One, but didn't tell her husband and then spent a bunch of it.
And then he found out once he knew she won that she gave away two million
bucks to a secret child she had with another man.
He then poisoned her with painkillers.
What?
Gosh.
These are all movies.
He loved it in his truck.
Painkiller?
Wow.
Yeah, it's one out.
I mean, there's a lot of them, dude.
Each of them could be there on little Amazon.
45-minute movie.
You know how they did that series on love?
Uh-huh.
Modern love.
Yeah, and everyone was a little bit different, but all had the same theme.
This is like a 10-episode series right here.
That's a great idea.
Of all of them.
They had that show somewhere.
The lottery ruined my life.
I'm talking about all these are specifically, all these people.
I need to hear about the hookers in five years.
Yeah, I want to see that one.
I need that.
That's a pay per view.
You know what?
If I need to pay a little extra for that one, I will.
If it's rated a little bit, NC17.
Okay, I get it.
I understand.
So Morgan went and talked to Nate Smith yesterday.
Now, Nate Smith is the guy that Abby interviewed.
Thought he was great.
Here's a clip of Nate Smith.
And Abby did an hour-long interview with him on the Bobbycast and thought it was great.
But then everybody,
started accusing her of flirting with him during the interview.
Remember this?
Oh, yeah.
There was no accusation.
It was proven.
We heard the clips.
No, no, no.
It is an accusation.
It's not proven.
Right.
What were you going to say?
Yeah, we weren't.
Not everybody was accusing.
You were a little like, uh, as well.
No, I was like, were you flirting?
See?
Abby, how'd you feel about this once we were all,
saying that?
Because that was on your team, don't forget.
They all thought I was flirting?
Well, I don't think I was.
It was a giggle.
Can I just tell you?
But she giggles all times.
All the time.
I mean, let's just say that she went yesterday because he was going to be there.
That is ridiculous.
Why were you there, Abby?
Because I needed to be to help.
Guys, I was there all day.
I'm going to be honest.
I was there for 99% of the day.
I don't think Abby moved.
She just sat there against the wall waiting.
And then once that guy was coming, she got up and sat in the chair and was like.
Maybe she knew him, though.
I mean, it's a pretty intimate thing regardless of who you're interviewing for,
to sit for an hour and go one-on-one.
No, that's what I'm saying.
So I think she went just to see him.
No, that's not true.
I thought we were done.
So I was just kind of chilling.
And then he was walking down.
I was not to be interviewed.
I'm on your side, but you don't do a good job.
I don't know what else to say.
Okay, let me play this.
Morgan, what did you ask here?
Well, so Amy and I were talking to him,
and basically we asked him if he thought she was flirting with him.
Oh, you just went straight there?
Well, we talked about some other things with them,
but this was part of it.
We talked about food.
Okay, well, this is a good part, though.
Okay, go ahead.
Lunchbox thinks the reason she brought you on is because she really likes you.
And Abby said that wasn't true, but I want to clear the air.
Like, how did you feel doing the interview?
Thought we had a great time, you know?
We did a lot of laughs and everything, and I was just grateful that she thought of me.
Was she flirting?
Yeah.
I mean, she did a few winks in there.
There was a few winks.
There was some winks.
There was no winks.
She kept it super, super cool.
Super cool.
I mean, if she does, then I wouldn't have known, you know?
So, yeah, I just.
Okay.
Boom.
Have you guys?
spoken at all outside of a
professional communication?
Uh-uh, no. Okay, cool. I was on
the elevator with him, and it took
everything in me not to be like,
seriously, was she flirting?
Why did you? Do you like her?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's single.
Is he single? Yes.
I'm pretty sure he is.
Okay, you know if he is or is. We didn't really
talk about that. Guys, Abby,
he, his favorite food is mac and cheese. You should make him some.
Yes.
That'd be a little much.
Abby, you are a little much, though, and that's been your calling card with the guys, right?
He's super cool.
Yeah, but like you like to like, hi, I'm Abby.
Yeah.
Here's everything.
Well, I'm taking a step back on this one.
No mac and cheese making for me.
But what if he called you and said he wanted to go for mac and cheese?
Would you go?
I do like mac and cheese.
Oh, I'm telling you.
Like, I am telling you.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Abby, thank you.
I don't know.
I don't know him.
He's very nice.
Yeah.
Very.
Would they?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Super cute.
Oh, they'd go together?
Yeah.
They go together like ramma laamma laam la ma la ma la ma la ma da ding-d-d-d-dung.
They go together like mac and cheese.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Well, you know, we'll just lay it out there.
Yeah.
What do you think about that?
I think they could be cute together.
And he seems very genuine and down to earth.
Poor guy.
probably wants nothing to do with us talking about him like this.
I think he's so nice.
It's fine.
I do know that Abby definitely did not want lunchbox talking to him.
That was why I had to jump in and she kind of stood up to be like lunchbox gets off.
But then you asked him the question anyway.
So what would have been the difference?
Because you just come on too strong.
At least we eased into it so it wasn't too intense.
Right.
I mean, I'm just saying I didn't see Abby do much yesterday,
but chill sitting there on her computer typing whatever she's typing.
But once he was coming around, her computer was down.
She was sitting in the chair.
She was watching, she was ready to go.
As they say, do we ship them?
What?
Oh yeah.
Yes.
What does that mean?
Are you serious?
Hold on, let me figure it out.
I don't know what that means either.
Let me figure it out.
Okay, this is a generational divide here, guys.
Okay, because you're married to someone that keeps you fresh.
You have kids.
You have kids.
Yeah, yeah.
Ship them, let's see.
Do we ship them?
That's not even a new term.
Ship them away?
Like, do we ship, take a ship together?
Yeah, like put a stamp on them?
Oh, no.
Do we ship something to someone?
Oh, no.
They ship each other.
Guys, ship.
It's a half of a word.
Ship relationship.
Got it.
I'm so embarrassed.
I've never heard of that.
It's kind of difficult it is to not like something that is so universally loved and used.
I hate peanut butter.
I'm trying to order some food up here.
Because I got it at like 2 o'clock this morning and my whole cycle's off now.
It's like everything has peanut butter in it.
I hate peanut butter.
And I understand most people love it.
I'm not saying you're all going to go to hell on anything for liking peanut butter.
But I don't think that.
Well, I'm just saying.
I'm not hating or condemning it any way.
I just hate peanut butter.
And everything has peanut butter in it.
Can you swap it for almond?
I'm trying.
There's like, add instructions.
Okay, breathe.
Sometimes they just cancel it.
Is there any way you can just eat the peanut butter?
I hate peanut butter.
It makes me do this.
Okay.
But like everybody, I don't like something that most everybody loves.
It's weird.
I'm also left-handed, which is tough.
Most people are right-handed.
Don't understand the pain of somebody that's left-handed.
I think one and nine people are left-handed.
That's a stat I've seen.
you know what I do?
I use my marker and I get it all over my hands.
I get pencil over my hands.
Can't find a ball glove, golf clubs.
What do you want?
What do you want for me?
Scissors are probably tough too.
I don't use them.
You know what I cut with?
I think, I rip.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
I rip.
It's hard.
I get it, Kermit.
It's not easy being a cream.
It's hard to be left-handed, non-peat butter eating.
What else do I have?
One eye.
Oh, yeah.
My vision's bad.
Colorblind.
You guys have no idea what it's like to do me.
I hope everybody's good.
I do want to bring up the foot guy
because we were talking about him, I don't know, last week or so.
He was like, $250?
Yes.
For pictures of your feet.
Man, that's a lot of money for little work.
Oh, yeah.
I always believe work smarter or not harder.
And if you can work smarter and harder, that's even better.
And this sounds like both.
Right.
So we encourage you to do it or use our feet.
Yes.
And I never even replied to him with anything yet.
but I guess it's not a random person.
He listens to the show, so he heard that message and sent me another DM that said,
L-O-L and please no picks of lunchboxes or Bobby's feet.
I mean, who can't tell the difference between guy and girl feet?
And he did some bunch of emojis.
How much?
$250 for a picture of my feet.
One picture.
One picture.
And he'll know if I send your feet because he can tell the difference.
Well, negotiate.
There's nothing wrong with the picture of the...
There's nothing to...
I don't care what the guy does with the picture of your...
And what he does is his own business.
You know, I ain't gonna be there.
I would have no...
That's not dirty.
To you, it's a picture of your feed.
You'd put them on Instagram, just hanging out.
Why not make $250 off a feed?
There's Wiki feet.
But, I mean, again, that's built for creeps.
Okay.
What you're doing, this guy, probably a podiatrist in training.
Oh, yeah, research.
As far as you know.
Yeah.
Any chance you send a picture of your feet for $250.
I don't, will you pay me more than not to?
No, I don't care.
It was worth a try.
She's from the lunchbox school of negotiating where there's zero chance of that happening.
I'm pretty good at negotiating.
If someone offered you $250 for your feet, would you do it, Eddie?
100%.
Me too, no doubt.
Really?
Yes.
Okay, so am I just being super lame not doing this?
But then what am I teaching, you know, my daughter?
Nothing.
What you do is you tell us on the air, you're not going to do it.
And then you send them off.
when you have your money, and then in a confession segment
in like six months, you go, oh, I took a picture of my feet.
There you go. Done.
$250.
It would be the easiest.
It'd be the easiest money you ever made.
I know.
But I just feel like, I don't know, it feels weird sending a picture of anything.
I'm trying to think if, what if he asked for a picture of...
Ask him how much I can get from mine from him.
Okay.
Well, now, okay.
Yep.
Tell him it could be what they call a gateway drug.
If you pays for mine, maybe yours comes soon after.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I don't know.
I don't get to feed.
thing?
Like, I'm not, I don't, I don't, everybody has their own things they're into.
I'm not into feet at all.
I don't hate feet.
I'm not grossed out by feet, but I'm not into feet.
I don't know what people can find that.
I don't know why people can find feet sexually.
I don't understand it.
But hold on.
What if he said this?
What if he said this?
You send me a picture of your elbows, $250.
Right.
Give me those elbows.
What would you say to that?
That's, yeah.
I mean, that doesn't seem as weird.
But I will say, what if we're jumping the gun, assuming that it's something.
something sexual.
No, but Bobby said it could be research.
No, no. Yeah. It could, yes. So it could be that he just
like to collect feet and look at the different types of...
We know what he's going to do as he looks at the types of feet. Yeah, we know what he's
doing. Okay, well, then I can't. But what if he said elbows. I want to picture of your elbows.
You'd send them.
Yeah. Or like a mosquito bite.
Isn't it? Well, we know Amy's fetish.
Oh, wow. Really? Really?
Yeah. No way and totally weird. Okay.
Let us know what you do, okay? Scoop, I had the numbers.
They just released the Powerball numbers.
They did. Yes. I'm trying to verify.
them right now. I wait for them to be officially on all the sites. We have double play as well, too,
which those haven't connected to it yet. But as of right now, we do have some winners.
What's the most we've ever won? The most, we ever won, I think, is $53. And do you think we'll
match that or more? I think this is going to be a little less than that. So we're not going to win
the power ball? No, we're not winning the power ball. Godly, I really thought this was the time.
I don't know if anyone's won, though, yet. You know how you can make free money? Feet.
Yeah, guaranteed money. There's your power ball. I'm going to have to start selling pictures of my feet as much
money as I spent on this lottery.
No one's forcing you to do it.
You could do feet pictures for lottery and come out even.
Yeah.
Not a bad idea.
I'll take a picture of anything.
I put my face out of it.
I put my face out of you. You can have a picture whatever you want.
That's not true.
If you pay the right price.
That's not true. I keep my face out of it, you guys can have whatever you want.
That's not the case of it.
How much you offering up, Eddie?
No, I don't want it.
Nothing? I don't want a picture of anything of yours.
All right.
Story of the day.
This story comes us from Highlands Ranch, Colorado.
A 65-year-old man was at a flag football game at the middle school watching.
He's got a gun in his waistband.
Oh, no, gun falls out of his waistband.
And he goes to pick it up, accidentally grabs the trigger.
Boom!
You don't accidentally grab the trigger.
Well, yeah, when he picked it up.
No, but you don't.
I mean, first of all, I shouldn't fall out of your waist.
You should have it somewhere secure.
Secondly, if it does fall, you don't try to do the thing like when you try to save your phone with your foot.
Oh, like break the fall?
Like, you don't try to do that with your hand because the safety should be on.
And you shouldn't grab it in any way where you would grab the trigger ever.
Like this is an irresponsible gun owner.
Obviously, he's in the bonehead.
So he grabs the trigger and let me guess, it fires.
It fires.
And he's at a kid's football game.
Yes. Luckily, no one was hit, but he's facing numerous.
felonies for carrying a gun on school property.
Okay. And then also he lost his concealed carry permit. He's never allowed to carry a gun
anymore. Yeah, good. I mean, to get that permit, that means he took gun safety classes.
Price cheated. This is like 101.
Yeah, anything else? Yeah, discharging a firearm. Yeah. With kids around, it should be even
that should be amplified. Go ahead. Anything else? I think that's it. Okay. Idiot of the week.
Idiot of the week. Okay. Bonehead, go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Here's a voicemail we got last night.
Hello, everyone.
I just have a quick question to see if you guys can give me some advice.
If I pay for the meal, would it be okay to ask the person to pay for the tip or am I in the wrong?
If you guys can give me some advice, I appreciate it.
Having someone pay for the tip is just an awkward thing because you might as well have them split the bill with you.
Because you're still asking them to pay something.
Yeah.
And then the tip is, if you don't have cash, you have to give them a credit card to go, hey, would you take this car to?
then just run it for a nickel
so I can put a tip on there.
So the only way this really works
and isn't clunky is if they have cash on them.
But you either split the bill
because that makes it easy on everybody
or you just go, I got it.
That whole tip thing is tough
unless someone goes,
I'll cover the tip.
And even that's weird.
And that probably means they have cash though.
Yeah.
And I would accept it.
But people have less and less cash these days.
But just to sit down,
Okay, I'm going to get this, but you go out and get the tip.
You're like, how do I do that?
Now I've got to tell the waiter I'm going to get the tip and run it for a dollar.
And so sure, you can do that, but it's not easy on anybody, including the wait staff.
I hate doing people who would do that when I was waiting tables?
Hey, would you go and run this for the minimum amount, which I think was a dollar?
I did not know you could do that.
Yeah.
And then you can tip on the dollar or whatever they charge you.
It's like if you got, I don't know, a cup of ice or something.
Yeah.
You know, whatever the minimal purchases.
So yes, you can and have at it.
And if there's cash, that's fine, but it's a weird thing.
I would just say, hit him up with the, hey, let's just split it.
Or I got it.
And do the whole thing.
And do the whole thing.
Do the whole thing.
Just go for it.
All right, that's it.
We will see you tomorrow.
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