The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Why Did Lunchbox Have a Weird Interaction With a Massage Therapist? + Has Scuba Steve Started Working On His TV Show Script? + What Does Raymundo Do When He Sees People Wearing Clothes He Likes?

Episode Date: May 30, 2023

Find out why Lunchbox had an awkward interaction with a massage therapist and why he feels uncomfortable going back. Plus, hear if Scuba Steve has started working on his TV script and if Bobby is helping him get it done in any way. Then, Raymundo does something when he sees clothes he likes in public. We determine if it's creepy or clever!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever

you get your podcasts. Hope you guys had a great three-day weekend. Really. Hope it was awesome and safe. And we're glad to be back. Morning studio. So what we do on our first show of the week is I just ask the question. Can I get to know everybody a little better? And I'll ask the question and then I'll answer it so you guys can have a second to think about it. Because if I'm being honest, they don't know the question. No, we don't. Eddie was like asking me up before we came on the air. Favorite ice cream?

Yeah. I can do that. It is not that one. Although, what is your favorite ice cream? Rocky Road. Oh, yeah? Love it. You know, it used to be like chocolate for me.

But now I think it's just a straight vanilla. If I have to pick one. We'll go to the ice cream place and I'll get like, they have like peaches and cornbread or those. But I can't say that would just be my favorite ice cream because it's so rare. Huh, just plain vanilla? of all like the flavor the standards, just plain vanilla. Anything on it or swirl. Yeah, like chocolate.

If we can do that, then of course I'm going to do all kinds of stuff. I'm going to put rolloes in it and twicks, but I'm saying it's got to be like a standard. Got it, got it. Rocky Road's a standard. Yes, it is. Different brands make Rocky Road. That's chocolate too, you know, with almonds and marshmallows. I'm just going to go vanilla.

And I love a good bowl of vanilla ice cream. Okay. Now you've tricked me to doing this one, Amy. So I already went. Yeah, Amy? I mean, mint chocolate chip, Bluebell, the old school. I don't know. I'm thinking of writing Bluebell because they changed their mint chocolate chip. Is it not good anymore?

They've messed it up. Lunchbox? Cookies and cream. Pretty good one too. That's really good. Okay, so here's the actual question. What's something that you like that you never thought you'd actually end up liking? And I will go first.

For me, it would be artichoke hearts. Artichokes, artichoke hearts. I hated them as a kid. Don't even know that I had them. I'd look out. I'm going to be disgusted by it. I like them. Now, same thing with olives.

I'd be like, ugh. Man, I can just order olives straight up and one after the other. So I'm going artichokes and olives and even uncooked okra. I love fried okra. My grandma made. It was awesome. But now I can just take uncooked okra and crush it. So I'd say those.

It didn't have to be a food, but that's mine. Maybe it's my favorite ice cream too, okra and drinks. Eddie? Topochico. It's the Mexican carbonated sparkling water. mineral water. So my dad used to drink this all the time when I was growing up, man. He would burp. Like my memories of Topo Chico

was me sitting in his lap, him drinking it and going, he would burp in his mouth, then blow it in my face. I'm like, this is disgusting. So for years, I'm like, I don't like this. Now I bought a case, I don't put anything in it. I love Topo Chico. He's burping his kid's face too, just like old time.

Yeah, just like dad used to do. Lunchbox? Massages. I always thought to be weird to have some stranger. You lay down on the table and get naked, and just rub your body and let me tell you it's amazing later on in the show we have a lunchbox massage story perfect timing it's hilarious

and I don't even know if it's real it's one of those does lunchbox let dudes do do with a massage? No 100% not well we can get into that too yeah Amy birds you didn't like birds you didn't like birds you hated birds you hated eagles so that means you hated America

no but like having a bird feeder watching birds playing bird bingo how do you play bird bingo? Oh I have a list of all the birds that are native to our area or come to us. And then when you see one, you cross it off. And you're like, ooh, I finally spotted one of those or I spotted one of those. And it's just fun to, like, look at a chart and match the birds.

This is what I mean, like bird watching? You had no interest in birds, but now you like it. I've always liked birds, but yes. Well, so the question is, what's something you didn't like that now you like? Oh, okay. I just never saw myself liking bird watching. So can I say I didn't like a bird watching? I would see people birdwatch.

Like, I'd go run the hiking bike and also. I wish they'll die. Yeah. It's time for the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I have been married for two years.

I still don't have a relationship with my father-in-law, but I'd like to be closer with him. I've made efforts to get to know him and spend quality time together one-on-one, but we still feel like strangers. He can be a little shut off. have many things in common. I've even made the effort to do the things that he likes, even though they're not things that I like, like sports or hunting or golf. Seems like he'd rather just do them alone than with me. What advice would you have on getting closer to him? Have you bonded with your father-in-law, signed lost son-in-law? For me, it was, I won't say easy, because it's always awkward at first. It's a dude, and it's also a dude that is the dad of your girl, and you know

what you're doing with your girl. He also knows what you're doing with the girl. So that's a whole situation. But I'm very lucky that my father-in-law is a diehard sports fan. And that is, I mean, we text constantly about sports, which then, since you have an open dialogue, it allows for other things to pop in and not to be weird. So I just don't text them out of nowhere and be like, hey, I know I haven't talked to you in three months, but that never happens. It's always with us, Oklahoma football and recruiting, Arkansas football and recruiting, Arkansas

football and recruiting, basketball, softball, sports, sports, sports, again, Same reason that I think fantasy football is great for dudes to play because it keeps like an open communication between all of us. And so while you're communicating, you're also free to add other life stuff as well. Because I'm not just going to call up Ray and be like, hey man, look, I've been feeling kind of sad lately. I wish guys did that, mostly we don't. But if Ray and I were playing fantasy football together and I'm like, yeah, man, not only did Patrick Mahomes not score. I needed two touchdowns. This other crap at Holmes got me down too.

So it's like, and the Ray's like, really what's going on? That's it. That's how guys. Yeah. Interesting. It's good to y'all have that. What's up? No, it's interesting.

I mean, yeah, we're that stupid that we have to like, kind of sports to talk real life. I know. I'm like, I just call a friend. I'm like, oh. We don't do that because we're cavemen and we're embarrassed to have any sort of feeling or emotion. Now, back to your problem, you have got to find. You got to find what you have in common.

Otherwise, it's just going to always feel clunky and it's going to feel like you're always forcing it. And that's okay. Maybe that's just the role. relationship. Sometimes there's really nothing to bond over and you disagree to be there if you need each other. There's always something because like my father-in-law, like he's into antiques. I don't like antiques, but man, once I hit him with those antique questions, he went off. And that's when we like really bonded. So I like the effort of trying the things that he loves, but you're never going to stay committed to it and it be authentic if you don't as well. So I would

encourage you to try to find other things that he likes or other things that have happened in life that you also it's just having something in common that's it and from that everything else can happen so that's my advice to you find it it's there it may not be something huge but it's there and if you can find that common thread then all the other stuff can come on top of it that's what i have to say amy you want to give me advice yeah i mean i think also too with your father-in-law bobby like he's just uh yeah y'all have sports but he's like just a cool nice warm wants to be connected guy so i don't I'm struggling because what I hear is some some men just don't want to connect. So I also think he might need to be realistic and that.

Sometimes it just doesn't work. Just be patient because it sounds like he could be a personality that's more shut off and not willing to give you the time you need for this type of relationship. But patience, because people can change. Anybody, everybody has something that they're passionate. There is something there. You just got to dig in. Keep digging.

Keep digging. You'll find it. Good luck. It's a very common thing. It's not talked about a lot. You know what? We'll talk about it here. But we have to break the ice with Patrick Mahomes first. Yeah, so that's the thing, right?

I just need four more points in my fantasy. What's going on? Also, my prostate's killing. We got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby Feltag. All right. Uber, Lyft, you got on your phone, you hit the app. I'm right here, pick me up.

They pick you up. Pay them. Boom. It's awesome. Well, there's a new version of this. Have you guys heard of Black Wolf? No. Whoa, that sounds good.

Black Wolf is different because whoever picks you up has a gun. And what do they do with that guy? I guess make sure you don't get any crap. Okay. So you get extra security? Or they... They don't rob you. Okay.

That's a bad business. Yeah, that thing would last five seconds. So that's basically what it is. It's a ride-sharing app to compete with Uber and Lyft. It's been launching Atlanta and New York. And the drive of your vehicle, have a gun. Lunchbox, this is baller. Like this is what you want.

When you're like rich and famous, you have security with guns. It's being sold as executive protection for people who are worried about their personal safety. Yeah, I don't ever hear stories about people robbing the Uber and Lyft driver with people in it. I feel, I hear the, I don't like it. Drivers need to pass a background check and trained to de-escalate any situation if a confrontation should occur on the road. The guy that started it worked as a private investigator and a bodyguard and claims that many of the drivers who work from the company come from military and security backgrounds. and basically it is Uber Lyft, but for protection. I mean, the founder, he looks pretty legit.

Lunchbox wants to say that stuff to him. Yeah. I'm shocked lunchbox doesn't like this. I know it would be the most baller thing. Yeah, that's from, that's from... Wow, wow, wow. Cool if he walked into a restaurant with me or walked around the casino with me, but all he's doing is driving me to the front and dropping me off.

No one even knows that he has... Where if the car said, Black Wolf. Yeah. Now that sounds kind of cool. He likes that. Here's another story I saw that I'm like, I got to talk about this. This Stanford professor, which we feel like if you're a professor or Stanford, you are smart. Right.

I know someone I went there. Stanford professor. He says that he's 100%. He 100% believes that extraterrestrials have not only visited Earth, but they've been here for a long time and they're priced on the planet today. Okay. I meant to say wacky too on top of smart. He don't think that's. He is a professor pathology at Stanford's medical school.

He made the stunning claim during last week's Salt Eye Connections Conference. There was a whole session of Pentagon extraterrestrial UFOs. He gets up and he says it. Somebody asked him, do you believe extraterrestrial life has visited Earth? And he said, I think I can go further. It hasn't just visited. It's been there for a long time. It's still here.

Come on. I need a black wolf. If this is true. I mean, you got to check this. I mean, is Stanford going to keep them on staff? Yeah, I already got fired. You did not hear that. You made that up.

Yeah, I did. One, they asked him again. That's tough to believe. And the guy goes, no, 100%. And it's not just my opinion. The National Defense Authorization Act passed last year signed by the president in December 30 pages of that the establishment. They know of unidentified aerial phenomena.

You have talked about this. I'm just saying, guys. What are you saying? I'm just saying just because you think it doesn't mean it's right. But do you think he's right? I think they could be in our animals. And I made that theory at myself. even said bottom of the ocean.

Yeah, but would you ever say 100%? But I didn't make up to bottom of the, I heard that one. Oh, that's a theory. I think they could have crawled in our animals, ears being tiny, and now they're just living as our animals, learning everything about us. That's crazy. That's my theory.

And if anybody else says that crap, they stole it from me. Well, whatever one took over my dog is psychotic. That's an alien. Yeah. You get a bad alien. Yeah, they're like, but lemon carves. They come off or just messed up. You got a bad one.

Yeah. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah. Joanna Castillo is a student at Faith Family Academy in Oak Cliff in Dallas, Texas. And, man, like, since she started high school, she hasn't missed a single day of school. So a local dealership, a Jeep dealership says, you know what? We have a program going on that if you have perfect attendance, you get a free car.

So Joanna now is driving a free car. Joanna's driving a 2016 Jeep Patriot. Let's go. Do people know about this beforehand? Because nobody would ever miss school. Yeah. I'd be dragging it with a car. COVID.

And school's not even in. I'm like, I'm still here. They said that they've been promoting it more to encourage other people. She was one out of five that had really good attendance, but she won. Wild, you would get a car. Wait, wait, wait. They said new car. You said she got a 2016.

That's not a new car. It's a new car to her. That's right. It doesn't matter. Yeah, it's a car. I don't know that. I'm missing. I barely mad.

No, no, stop it. Did you have perfect attendance? I might have missed a day occasionally. I don't think all through high school, but I never missed school. I mean, I would drag. It's like this job. Yeah. I would drag myself in here if I have to.

So you think Joanna like had, like was really sick and then went anyway? At times, but I'm not going to say she's irresponsible because I don't know the truth. I'm not. I don't know the truth. But that is great. That will really do her well later in life that she's already disciplined and condition like that. Yeah. So kids, if you're listening, go to school.

Don't miss a single day. I'd hire her right now. Well, if they're giving jeeps away, nobody's missing a day ever. I know. All right. That's a great story. And shout out to the Jeep place. What's his name again?

His name is Mark Gallis. He's the CEO of it, but they don't say the dealership. Dang, name you get in the plug here. No, no, no. Their PR team got to do a better job. Yeah, but Mark, he's a CEO. All right, CEO, Mark, nice job, buddy. All right, that's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. I want to share a story with you guys. It was a former soldier. He lost both legs to an IED in Afghanistan. He just made history by scaling Mount Everest. He used special prosthetics with spikes to help him climb. So basically his prosthetics have kind of cleats in them And he's also got him for his arms too to help pull him up

Wow He said he went into deep depression after the injury And then he decided to keep living He went skydiving He got involved in Paralympic sports He started climbing mountains He was the first person to climb Everest After losing both legs above the knee

His motto is nothing's impossible You just have to adapt Now he's planning to go back to Afghanistan To the spot where he lost his legs So he can say thank you. And it would be some kind of closure for what he learned. He says he never would have climbed Everest if that hadn't happened. Quote, whatever happens.

It happens for good if you make it good. So this guy never made an excuse. Love it. He never made an excuse. And I just wanted to say that because we so many times can make excuses. We can find ways to make things not happen. It's very easy to find a reason to not do something. It's very easy for us to go, well, I'm time to do that.

I got this and that. You're right. We are our priorities, which leads me to go to Scoob and see how his TV show idea is coming. Come on. Because. Come on, come on. Because. I felt the setup.

I mean all of it. But this is the deal. Scoobo Steve's like, I have this idea for a TV show. I've been holding it for 10 years. It's a great show. I just don't have the time. And I say to Scoo of Steve, you do. We are our priorities.

We make time for what our priorities. are. So that being said, I said, Scoob, I will give you 15 minutes a day on this show to work. Go to my office for 15 minutes in the middle of the show, prime time, and just work on this TV idea of this show, this radio show, that he runs, executive

produces like 15 minutes. We'll be okay, 15 minutes. Scooba, how's TV show idea coming? I just got my computer back after being gone for a week, so I've been battling that. No other computers. You can do your phone. Not an excuse. What about a pin? Paper. I know I got a lot of excuses, which is funny because I was flying to Austin last week and I was looking for my notebook and all week long

I kept poking in my backpack. What does this keep poking at me? It's my notebook. And it was assigned to write in it and start doing this TV show. And I pulled it out, got the pen ready, and then I got sidetracked by kids. I get sidetracked by work. I know there are excuses, but it's difficult to focus on one thing when you've got 17 other things. You have to also focus on says every human. Like paying your bills. You're right. It's difficult because if it were easy, everybody would be doing it. Yes, it's a good point. If it were easy, everybody would meet their goals

and we'd all be freaking eating pecans all night long watching Nick at night and the world's awesome. It's not. The world's hard. If you want something you have to sacrifice for, it doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if you want to be a great dad or you want to move up high in industry. It doesn't matter if you want balance.

Balance is hard work. It's all sacrifice. Anything you want to be great at is sacrifice. Anything you want to have done that you're proud of. It's sacrifice. And if you just don't want to do it, that's okay. But you keep saying you want to do it.

And then you keep having excuses or you keep prioritizing other things over it. I know. But, and I feel like those are the, but, but, but the, I'm trying to stumble on my words here and give you a clear thought. But really, life gets in the way and you have to prioritize what's the most important. And for me, it's family and what. Yes, I agree. I give you 15 minutes during this show, though. I'm trying to find 15 minutes to walk away.

I guess I have to be better at that. And I'll make it more tough of mind. Then just give up the idea. I'm not giving up the idea because I've held on to it for so long and no one's done it yet that there's a reason why. And so I have to do it. But you keep saying you have to, but you're not. I know.

But I've never had somebody actually like yourself. Give me a hard time about not doing it. No, no, no, no, not give you hard time. Challenge you to be the person that you say you are. Yes, challenge is a better way to say it. And if you said I'm not that person, I'm like, cool. Don't worry about it. No, I am that person.

There's always crap in the way. There's always sacrifice. I mean, that notebook was poking him, man. It's a sign for a week, and I didn't do anything with him. Dude, fix your backpack. Sounds like a new binder, man. But you're right, I am someone that has been challenged my whole life and had to overcome challenges and work hard at things.

Nothing was handed or given to me. So I should harness that and work at this. It is my fault for not doing it for the last several weeks. And come tomorrow, I will start working on it. I don't care when you start working on it. I don't need to see the report. I just know you and think that you want to be the person that you say you are, and I think you are. Yeah.

And I don't want everybody to live with that attitude. Like, man, but, but, but sometimes you just can't do it because it's not the priority. And if you say, you know what, it's not the priority. I'm not going to do it right now. Cool. But you can't talk out of both sides of your mouth, be like, this is a priority. I want to do it. But I also got work.

But here you go. I'm saying, take 15 minutes. Drop it. Go work on it. Every day. So someone with experience like yourself, so I can dial down and focus on one thing. I've never focused on one thing. Well, not just in general, but on this particular project,

should I focus on, like, dialing down the concept, writing the script, all the whole thing. I would do the concept. I'd work on the concept first. I'd write if I were in an elevator with somebody for 45 seconds, how I'd pitch it, and then I'd build it out from there. Then I, whatever you want to do. Okay.

It may take seven years, 15 minutes at a time. But that's okay. But seven years later, When you have it done it, not a 15 minutes of time, you're going to go, why didn't I do this stupid script? Do you know the best time to plant a tree? 20 years ago. You know the second best time? Today.

That's a good, that's a good quote. Tell them how to eat an elephant. I don't believe me to eat elephants, so we're going to move on from this. We don't eat elephants. We don't kill them. African jungles are. You don't know that. Whatever, one bite of time.

Hey, in addition to everything Bobby's saying, are you open to one more thing? Maybe that I have, okay. So this is something that's worked for me, may not be for you, but whenever you come on and Bobby's, you know, asking you or challenging you, I hear over and over the word difficult and can't find the time. And so I think as long as you're leaning into that narrative. So if you keep saying that over and over, you're going to keep finding it to be difficult.

You're going to keep getting interrupted with other things. So maybe change that narrative of being open to the time and not looking at it as so difficult. Like remove the negative language. This is coming from the queen of focus. I'm not talking about... But I do do things. Absolutely.

What is he ever done though? Now he's jumping into it. Okay, look, we're done. We can pass this around. We can pass the beat-up baton all around the room. We're good. That wasn't a beat-up. It was encouraged.

I'm talking about from lunchbox to you. Oh, he did beat me up. Yes. You don't have to do it. If you're not going to do it, though, poop and get out the pot. Okay. That's what I'm saying.

I am going to do it. I haven't changed my narrative. There you go. To push myself. And I will. Thank you. Ignore your kids a little bit, too. No. Ignore your job a little bit.

Yeah. You can have time here. Okay, thank you. Thank you. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me.

Clipper Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excited. to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.

This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast.

It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft, and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galko, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters

when evaluating draft prospects. From Hidden Traits, teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode.

Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slice of Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by.

Rule one, never mess with a country. girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that, trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target.

He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. It's a Bobby Bones show interview. In case you didn't know. Whoa, it's my favorite band of all time, the Counting Crows. I never got to meet Adam Duritz in my whole life except for now today, which is a big moment for me.

And actually, Eddie's friendship in mind where it's all been forged on Counting Crows. That's true, if you know the truth of it. It's a big deal. I'm a cool, everybody. You promise? No. I'm not cool. I'm happy for you.

Thank you. Well, let's see what happens here. Adam Durrett's lead singer of Counting Crows. By the way, Counting Crows are going on the Banshee season tour. Special guest Dashboard Confessional. Kicks off June 13th. You would know Counting Crows from Mr. Jones. A long December.

From Shrek to accidentally in love. I don't know nothing about you. Act like that's all. song is not my favorite, but when it comes on, I love it. I'm like, I don't like the track song. And it comes on, I'm like, eh, it's good. Big yellow taxi. Vanessa Carlton here.

But you don't know what you got till it's gone. It'd be a paradise. And here he is. On the Bobby Bones Show now. Adam, how are you, man? I am good. Turn all this off. Well, if it's anybody cool, you can leave it on and we'll play phone roulette.

And if somebody cool calls, you can just answer it. Hi, Mom. How you been? I'm pretty good. You're here for a couple reasons. One, I have a Mount Rushmore of my favorite people in the world who I haven't met. And it is David Letterman. It is Steve Martin. It's Howard Stern and Adam Durrance. So three remain that you check it off my list now. I've got all of those except for Steve Martin. You haven't met Steve Martin? No. I've seen him. Mr. Jones. You guys kind of imagining what fame is like or what celebrity is like. How long did you write that song before that actually happened? Mr. Jones is from sort of the middle version. version of counting crows. It was probably about 1990, 91. Was it one of those that fell out? Yeah, pretty much. Really? I mean, I don't know. Well, anything wrote it all that night. Anything in front of five hours. It was almost like falling out. Most of my songs back then were probably less than five hours. I get real determined and just sit

there and do it until it's done. Now, if you get famous, there's all the social media that comes at you. And I've had different smaller-ish type events where it's just like, wow. But when you blow up in the 90s and 2000s, and fame is not able to get to you through those means. How does fame get to you if you're always on the road moving around? Is it just crowds? Is it just people? You know, it's weird. We've been on the road for a while before it happened, really, and it had been building. You know, we played Saturday Night Live, and we ended up in the top. 13, then six, and then two for the next two years. But I didn't really see, you know, we were on the road on our own for a while at Christmas

and we seemed to be a kind of a hot indie band for a little bit and then we went back to opening for Cracker and we flew back from Europe and landed in New Orleans right before Jazz Fest and I'd been going to Jazz Fest for years so I'd spend a lot of time in New Orleans. As a fan watching? Yeah, got it.

Yeah, because we weren't before the band really. This was my first time at Jazz Fest after the first record was out. And I went to the festival the first day after we got there and got mobbed. The things that had been building that spring and winter had happened. It had kind of all coalesced while we were in Europe.

I mean, the next, you know, a few months were very strange. I remember being on tour and being in Birmingham and having a day off and deciding there was like a movie theater about four blocks from the hotel. And I walked down and I was watching this movie. There's no one in the theater but me. It was weird. It was like an afternoon matinee or something. This guy comes walking down the aisle, walks up the row and sits next to me.

And I was like, hey. And the whole empty theater says right next to it. And he said, hey, um, I'm a really big fan. I was like, thanks, man. He said, do you mind if I sit here? I'm like, look, I'm just trying to watch a movie. If you don't mind, I just want to watch a movie.

And he got up and left. And about 45 minutes later, saw a guy coming down the island. But it wasn't the same guy. It was the guy that was working the concession stand out there. And he said, hey, are you in County Crows? And I said, yeah. And he goes, I don't know what's going on, but there was some guy in here before. And for the last half hour, he's been on the pay phone in the lobby,

calling people. And there's a huge crowd outside. You know, if you want to get out of here, there's like a door at the bottom, like an alley exit. And I said, you know, thanks, man. And I snuck out the alley and walked down the street. And then I heard this noise behind me. And I turned around. There's this massive crowd of people out the front of the theater.

And they all start running. I ran. Like just ran down the street, got to the hotel, like ahead of this crowd. It was just a little while after Jazz Fest. You didn't even have the infrastructure to be famous because it all happened while you were gone. didn't know you landed, it's here, and you didn't have security, you didn't have anything to make sure you were even safe. No, never really got any of that stuff either.

We never really, I had a lot of friends in bands who had security. We never really got security out with us or any of that stuff. It just seemed like you could sort of avoid it. The Shrek song, which is how a lot of kids would know you, accidentally in love. Was that written purposefully for that movie, or was it a song that you guys, or that you had already had somewhat and thought this will be right? Let's, you know, turn it into that. come. No, that was written for the movie. I got a call about doing it. I went over to, you know, DreamWorks, Amblin, Spielberg studio there.

And they showed me the scene they wanted and kind of told me the flavor. There was a Weezer song on there originally just as a temp track, I think. As soon as I got the offer, my whole thought was, this is exactly what I want to do. This is like being on a really good Disney film. You know, I saw it. I thought it was fantastic. You know, and also has a chance to, you know, get new fans who are younger and, you know, I was so excited to do that because it'll be there forever. I'm really proud of the song and I think the movie's fantastic. At Counting Crows, countingcrows.com. The tour, it's almost 60 dates. I will be at the one here.

You're planning at the Opry House, which is super cool. But basically every city we're in, you're in. Countingcrows.com. Adam, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Thanks, you guys. Here's a voicemail from Alex from Montana. My mom and me and my kids were traveling from Atlanta

back to Montana and we were just walking in TSA. There was Amy Adams just helping your kid in TSA. I took Bobby's advice and because she was with her kid, I didn't go up to her and ask for her a picture or anything, but my mom was like, hey, I'm a big fan of yours. And she was just super kind and thanked her that I just wanted to tell someone. So I hope you guys have a great day. Thanks.

She seems like should be nice. Yeah. I like Amy Adams. Probably because she seems nice. No other reason. She seems normal and nice. Yeah, she's like deceivingly super pretty. Really?

Because she's so normal. But then really is she like super pretty. Like she like downplays it, like Pam from the office. Yeah. Like Jenna Fisher was always really pretty, but then they had her kind of play it way down because they had her play the secretary. Do you guys know that?

No. Learn something new. No idea. All right. Next up, this is a voicemail we got last night about Amy. Our Amy. I heard Amy say about taking the box. biology final exam.

And I'm wondering if I missed some episode. Is she going back to school? Great question. Amy's trying to be a doctor. Yeah. Really, Amy? Yeah. That was your kids, right? Yeah.

So my 16-year-old had finals and we were studying and I feel like I was about to take an exam because I was studying so hard. I mean, we sent three hours one night. And you said if they didn't do a good job, you were going to be upset because you put so much effort into it. And how'd they do? We don't have the final scores yet. Man, they take forever to get this. What? No, Bobby, what you're referring to is a paper that I wrote.

Oh, got it. How'd that do? We wrote, she wrote. Yeah, she wrote, of course. She wrote. You just said that wrong, came out wrong. We got a B on that. Even though that she's 40? So annoying.

Amy goes back to the school and complains. I was like, a B! So anyway, the biology, I couldn't physically go take the test, although I am prepared. I know, but you don't have the results back for that. No, that was just, yeah, we don't have them yet. All right, thank you. Here's Amy's pile of stories. I've got three questions you can ask yourself to avoid buyer's remorse.

Okay, go ahead. Where will I store this thing? Good. Like a kayak, for example. A pool table. A fun idea, but then you're like, oh. I've done that twice, not just once. Twice in my life if I bought a pool table and regretted it both times.

But Arkansas, Keith plays with it, so you're good. I just got rid of it. You did? Oh, I saw it was missing. I didn't even notice. I gave it away. It just was taking up space. And the more was I going to store it. Oh.

That's quite, yeah. Twice I did that. Like, I did it once in my 20s, early 20s. It was like, okay, got a little money now. It's pretty cool. I'm not loving paycheck to paycheck. First thing I'm going to do is buy a pool table. And I did, and it was stupid.

I never played it. It just became that. Then I was like, all right, got a little space. 40 now? Buy me a pool table. Same thing. Stupid. Hate it.

Dang. Well, so these are, we're talking bigger items, but they also say that, you know, an air fryer, a lot of people think they're great. Oh, no, no, it's the greatest thing ever. Buy it. Oh, it's awesome. Don't listen to the story. You'll love it. Get an air friar, never look back.

I agree, but they're saying that's another way to just evaluate. Like, hey, I have limited storage space. Am I okay with this? Throw whatever else you have away. Put the air fryer there because it is invaluable. Right, because it's an eyesore on the counter at times. Ours is that's black and sleek. Oh, well.

You pull out the little handle? Okay. Dang. Put the peaches in there. Cook up those. peaches, air fried with a little parchment, what we call it, paper underneath? Yeah, parchment. Ooh, money.

My wife makes fish in there. I hate fish, but not in the air fryer. Huh. I mildly dislike it. Wow. The second question to ask yourself is, how will I clean this thing? Because, I mean, does it have a lot of maintenance? You need to take care of it.

Is there going to be added expenses? Okay. Full table, I don't clean. Air friar, I also don't clean. So easy. It's pretty easy, though. Somebody's cleaning it. Yeah, yeah.

I'm not. Okay. And then the third question is, what will I do with this thing when I'm done? Done. Give it away. Pool table. And give it away. Don't have it would sell it because if you're going to sell it, they're not going to come get it.

So give it away because it's heavy and stupid. Yeah. So you gave it away. How do you even pick up a pool table? Strong arms. Hey, we've been working out, Amy. Yeah, we did it. So Kate, Middleton, met with a bunch of kids and drew pictures for them instead of giving them her autograph.

And this is fascinating to me why she couldn't give them her autograph. It turns out the royal family isn't allowed to sign autographs. because then people could forge their signatures. Wow. But what's their signature for? Do they ever sign anything? Do they know how to sign their name? Yeah.

Do they get a pen? Well, that's a good point. I guess they probably don't have to write checks. Yeah, I don't, you know, it's like maybe, you ever see the TikToks of people trying to figure out to skip again? It's a funny thing where people are like, hey, I know how to skip? And they're like, oh, my God.

Oh, I have seen that, yeah. And it's people going, wait. Kind of, that's what I feel like giving one of them a pen. Like, wait, how do I sign me? my name again. They used to do it maybe, but not anymore. Yeah, crazy. Interesting. Okay, well, speaking of autographs, Garth Brooks has partnered with a tattoo shop in Vegas where they have his signature. He's on my boobs. Your boobs. Okay. You're interesting. Yeah. Huh. So he has his Las Vegas residency coming up. So people that are going, they can go to the tattoo shop.

It's called hypnotic tattoos. They have a signature at the tattoo shop and they just do it anymore. This is amazing. Garth is in agreement with this. Like, hey, book this appointment, 702-444-4-2500. They said that they're pretty booked, but they are trying to make room for more. And, like, the space they've reserved for this sold out. So everybody's getting the Garth signature tattoo.

The thing about Garth, too, I think Ray could speak on this as well, because it's like Godsoners or whatever. He doesn't sign anything unless he makes it specifically to someone, right? Yeah, we have a guitar in our living room. That's the way somebody can't resell it on Craveller. Exiless or Facebook marketplace. Anything he's ever given me, he's written directly.

Not that I'm going to sell it, but he makes a point. Or if someone's saying, can Gartz sign this? It's like, I have to sign it to somebody, so it's not just made for resale. Right. Are you Garsbrugs Godson? No. That sounds awesome. My wife's really close to him and her dad works for Gars.

But you're always got... No. You should roll with that. Yeah, I go with that too. I'm over you. That was Amy's Pile of Stewart. It's time for the good news. Oh, it's Bobby.

Damn it's something good. Let's go over to the phones and talk to Doug who lives in Nashville. Doug, what do you have for us, buddy? Hey, how you doing, Bobby? Hi, Studio. What's happening? So tell us or tell me something good.

Okay, see, yeah, I appreciate it. So I had a friend in San Diego where I used to live, and he just notified everybody that he got diagnosed. He had to get rushed to the hospital with stomach pain. Turns out he's got stage four colon cancer, and, like, nobody, you know, there's no way to know that until you obviously get something like that. So a mutual friend, a mutual friend, started a GoFummy page to help, you know, like for medical expenses

because he's got two kids and his wife. And he's a really funny guy. He runs a beer blog, a craft beer blog page, and he's a funny guy. But anyway, long story short was that he, you know, they didn't know what to put down as a fund amount. So they put down $10,000. And they reached the fund in 12 hours. And then the next day, it was $200,000.

And I'm like, good Lord. And I'm like, and you know, because you don't know how much cancer treatment's going to cost. And hopefully he pulls through and everything's going to be all right. But I just thought it was like, wow, like in two days, $200,000 like that. And that's just from people across the country that knew his, you know, crab beer blog page and things like that. I'm like, wow, like that's just huge, you know. Yeah, I was going to ask how it got known, like how it went viral-ish. but if he had, that's a lot of money for any go-fundming in two days.

That's a lot of people giving up their money so this dude can have a shot. That's awesome, Doug. Do you know how he's doing now? Yeah, no, well, I mean, it's day-to-day, so I keep checking in with them. But, you know, until the treatment starts and all that, like, literally just fine. You know, in a week, that's just, it's just scary to me as a guy that's older or two. I'm like, good Lord, like, really? That's just, anyway, so, yeah, I just, I wish for the best, and I hope everything's going to be

all right. But thank you to let me share it, and you guys are awesome. I love your show, man. Thanks, man. I appreciate that story. And, you know, I think stress can also help or hurt things as in if you don't have stress, it can help it. If you do have a lot of stress, it can hurt it.

And if you're going through something like that and you're stressed out because of finances, it ain't helping it. You're like, I'm going through this. I have cancer. I don't know what I'm going to do. And I don't have the money to pay for the, that's going to only amplify it. So shout out to everybody who's doing it.

That's a really great story. That's what I love it when callers call in and tell us something good. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here's the voicemail we got last night. Eddie, I have a suggestion for your team. Bobby, I think you'll like it, and it kind of is a little southern also. Let's call them dim bones, the apostrophe E.M.

Bones. Dem bones. So that's your nine-year-old basketball team? Yeah. Did you name them? No, not yet. When's the start? Well, we have two more weeks before the season starts, so we have that much time to name our team.

Yeah, do you get the team funded? They don't, no, we have no money. We have no money, and they don't like the work. They don't like bones in there. So I'm into like a stalemate. And like, do we need $500. Hobby Lobby, bobbies. No, see, well, oh, maybe.

No, see, you understand, they look at me going like, why are we Bobby? Like, why are we bones? Okay, this is my last, absolute last effort. for $500. You keep raising the money, too. $6.50. Again. Last compromise effort.

You call them the Razorbacks? Wow. That's not a bad idea because they already know they are an existing team. And they'd be like, okay, and I have all this garb so I can show up in all my razorback gear and be like, we're going to be the razorbacks. And then be like, all right, coach wants to be the razorbacks. You call them the razorbacks. I don't know how much he asked for at the beginning. Do you guys remember $300?

$350, I believe. I believe it's $300. You call them the razorbacks. you get $350 for your team. Whoa. $400. I'm not negotiating.

I don't care that much. I'm just asking for a little something. I just found out we can get customized Gatorade bottles. Literally, you need to see an itemized list because Eddie is for sure keeping this cash. Eddie, the offer is $350 for your 9-year-old team. I'll sponsor it, but they have to be called the Razorbacks. The Razorbacks. Something else came up bones that you can stream the games to, but the app costs money.

Well, as long as you can fit it in $350,000, let me know, okay? The Razorbacks. Let me take it to the team and see what they say. Okay. Let's go over to Amy now and get into Morning Corny. A morning corny. How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock it. Rocket. Nice. That was the morning corny. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me.

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or wherever you get your podcast. It's Amy against Launchbox. Eddie and I have money on this. I got 20 bucks on Amy. I got 20 bucks on lunchbox. I'll give you guys an artist. You'll go back and forth in music and tell you can't anymore. Whoever lasts the longest is the winner.

Yeah. We'll switch back and forth on who goes first. That's fine by me. Let's first. Here we go first. Amy, you're out first. You have to go fast. You'll have like 10 seconds.

Oh, okay. The Beatles. Ready and go. Oh, no. He said I could go slow. But if you know it, just say it. Okay, fine. Hey Jude.

Hey, Jude is correct. Go ahead. Lunchbox. I have Mike over there on a computer too, fact-checking, in case you guys know some random cut. So, Mike, I will only say correct on a thumbs up from you, okay? Yeah, I got it. Go ahead. Strawberry Fields Forever.

Hey. Yes. Hey. Hey. Let's go. Beatles, man. Amy, the Beatles. I like, that's the monkeys.

Is that the monkeys? Or they sing that song. Happy Road. Not a song. Dang it. Not a song. Yeah, but it's an album. It's an album.

Well, that's not the game, though. It's not the game. Lunchbox to win the category. Sergeant Pepper. I wrote down Mr. Pepper. What is it? Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is an album by the Beatles. And also, there is a song, but it's called Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

So close. Yeah, so we can call that a tie or the first person to name another. another song about the Beatles, go. Speed around. I know more. I can't. It's something. Dig in there, dude.

Golly, I went to the first place they ever performed in Liverpool. Beetle. For the monkeys. Satisfaction. So you got one monkey, one rolling stone. So both are wrong. You could have said things like, let it. I mean, there's so many.

I know. Let it be. Let it be. No, you can't do. I know because you didn't know. Okay. I know, but what's you say? You could have done.

Here comes the sun. Oh, damn. Oh, yeah. You could have done come together. Right now. Over me. Guys, stop. Where were you?

Two minutes ago. Because it's like when you. Hey, that was a tough category, man. No, it wasn't. They don't have a lot of hit. Here we go. Okay. It's just going to be the first one to get two points.

Oh, my goodness. You get a point by winning. I'm about to dominate this. Ready. Yeah. Yep. Lunchbox, you will go first. Oh, boy.

Your band. is Blink 182. All the small things. Correct. She said that's so weird. Amy, your band is Blank 182.

Yeah, I had, okay, all the small things. That's the wrap. Say she's the skater. Okay, no. Yes, yes, yes. Go with that one. That's admiral. Stop, so, so, so, stop. Blink 182.

um playing for soup nah it's fiance a child uh what's my age again what's my age again oh yeah

uh I miss you I'm just paying to Adam so that's tougher one yeah let's go lunchbox got one one

hey don't you guys I'm good at this game Amy you'll go first on this one how many songs can you name from Garth Brooke Go back and forth.

Oh, wow, wow, wow. Garth Brooks. Okay. I'm going to get one he's going to get, so maybe he has. Okay, the dance? That is correct. Lunchbox. It tomorrow never comes.

That is correct. Amy. Unanswered prayers. That is correct. The river. That's correct. Dang it. Papa loved mama.

Correct. That's when I was just right now. Much too young to feel this damn old. Okay. You didn't see that coming? He loved saying that. I did. Colin Baton Rouge.

Correct. I got that one written down. No worry. Correct. Lunchbox. The Thunder Rolls. Dang. Correct.

Wow. Boom. Let's go, baby. Let's go. And the lightning strikes. Do we know it? Amy Garthbrook's songs. I know.

But our audience who may be just turning it right there. Who doesn't know the game. I'm explaining it to them. Okay. Yellow card. Wow. Wow. Wow.

You've been yellow carded. You have me That's your person He's still the judge I still have to be a judge A fair and honest With integrity judge Gross

I eliminate her with the red card In that makes no sense But I would, dang it Garthbrook songs Amy I have all these ones We've duffed in my head Chris Gaines Yeah you have to get one

Because she went first on that one Rodeo That's it Amy there's a ton I know there is You can't do that every time Yes, I can. My mind goes blank. And then I start singing all the songs.

Two Pena Coladas. Yeah. Rodeo. Two of a count working on a full house. That's right. I mean, shameless. Oh, shameless. Yeah.

The beach is the Cheyenne. Oh. Did anybody say friends in law places? Yeah, that was the first. Shut up. Wait. We didn't. I thought we did.

What is wrong with you guys? What you thought we said it? You thought we said it. Yeah, but you guys should be the ones to keep a track. Okay, I am. I'm writing everything. I was scratching ones out. What's the score?

Two nothing mean. Oh, it's over there. Oh, no. No, let's be going. Come on. Oh, I thought you meant two boys in a category, like, songs. Like you meant, I thought you meant like, oh, no one's ever going to be able to name two songs by an artist. Okay, we'll play the three.

All right. Yeah, let's go! 20 more dollars for that next point? No. But he already won, but he wants to keep playing. I love it. We're playing the three total. Let's go.

Next up, lunchbox will go first. You know, maybe the next time I have a better idea how to play this game next time. What is it? I've improved it, but I'm not changing it mid-round. Okay. Lunchbox, your category. is Rascal Flats. Let's go, baby.

How many songs can you name? Let's go. God bless the Broken Road. Correct. That's the only one I got. Amy, Rascal Flats. Nobody made it noise. Race playing hold music.

Like, no one. I almost have to kick her out. I'm going to give a red card if we get any more sass. God bless the broken road. Rasker Flats, Amy. Cars, cars from the movie Cars. Mayberry. What, you're a man.

answer? Mayberry. You didn't say it like an answer. You're just saying a lot of words and hoping somebody grabs on one thing and goes yes. I said one word, Mayberry. Is that your answer? Mayberry, yes. Is it? Is it? Because she's saying all these words at the same tone, hoping at the same volume that one of them's right. Sorry, sorry. You're right. I was talking about the

movie. Yes. Your answer is? Mayberry. Correct. Fast cars and freedom. Wow. Wow. Can I give that to you by saying? I had it written on me. Is it written down right there? It's written down right there, lunchbox. I got another one if you want it. I'll give you right.

Wow. This is just not my strength. The crap. This is not my thing. Rascal flats sitting on a coat porch, drinking us cold. That's one of me. My head. Is it my turn again?

Yes. Golly. The Rascal Flats. Was this a drinky Tuesday? Did you drink before she came in? Half-priced margarita, you're doing. Raskol-Latz. Is there such things as a breakfast margarita?

You're going to miss this. Winner! I can't believe he won a music game with straight pure domination. Honeybeek. Hold on, Ray, don't play that, yeah. Let me walk through some stuff here. He shouldn't have done that lunch. From cars, life is a highway.

That's what I thought he got. Fast cars and free damage. Oh, boy. Life is a highway. My wish for you. What hurts the most. It's been so close. Because I like to sound today.

Oh, that's a good one. There's a lot. I mean, it's yours if you want it. That's me not Gary of the box. Couldn't tell. Lunchbox, you won. So we're going to play your song, Eddie. We're back even.

Yes. Yeah, buddy. I'm not a big massage guy. If I have an injury, I'll go and I get somebody to work on something. Lunchbox earlier in the show talked about now. He's a big. massage guy, didn't like them. Now love them.

Oh, man, they're amazing. Like, it is so, like, I thought the whole concept was weird. You show up to this place. You go in this room, and it's like, they play this weird music, and they put these. I was like, I ain't doing that. Like, that's just the weirdest thing ever. Why did you start, though? My wife and I did it.

And she was like, oh, you know, and I was like, okay, all right, I'll go. And I was like, wow, when I got done, I was like, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me. And you get full naked. Full naked under the sheets. Like. which maybe if it's because of the lunchbox it just feels gross but one of my friends was telling me the other day goes

I heard lunchbox talking about that on the air because I get naked too That's what I'm talking about. I guess I'm just embarrassed to somebody you'll see stuff and tell people about it That's probably what the root is I mean they're probably sneaking a peak I mean probably do

I don't think so No They're pretty good at not seen stuff No they're pretty good at not acting like Oh And also they're pretty good at acting like a professional Yeah they're not they're not they're good at acting like they're not alarmed If Tom Hanks came in

and you were giving him a massage and you're a massage step, but you'd be like, this is so cool. And you'd probably tell people, I massage Tom Hanks. And if Tom Hanks was genetically one way or the other, you'd probably tell your friends you'll never believe. You probably would. That'd be a good story. The human...

It's nature. Yes. I would hope he wore underwear. Tom Hanks? Yeah. How'd this turn into poor Tom Hanks? Yeah, poor guy. So lunchbox got a massage.

Will you ever get a dude? No. Never. Why not? No chance. Not let no dude rub on me. He's not rubbing on you Yeah, they are

He's rubbing you He's physically, he's massaging your muscles Can't do it I just couldn't You'd get no massage before a dude massage Yeah, I'd rather have no massage I feel similar Really? Yeah

Like it just feels weird You get all girls Amy? I prefer women But will you take a dude? I have had Taken Tash taken shoot before And I'm just uncomfortable The whole time

Because even if a dude's super professional Yeah He's still like Because he's a dude We just know dudes. Humans. It's not fair to say, I don't know this for sure. I never massaged anybody like that.

And I'm just, it's pure speculation from other dudes. I know. I just know dudes regardless are going to be dudes. Like having a job doesn't change what a dude does or feels. He may not do anything. He may never say a single word, but I know how a dude's going to feel. Because I am a dude. Would you three agree?

Yes. Absolutely. Even if you're super professional. Sure. You're a little dude. Now, lunchbox had an experience recently. I don't know if it's sure or not, but let them know. No, it's legit.

Okay, go ahead. I went to get a massage. And I tell them I want deep to firm to deep, whatever deep to firm. I don't know which the way they go. And so she starts out in about four minutes into it. She goes, is this pressure okay lunch, sir? Oh, no. And I was just like, oh, great, this is awkward.

And so then I'm just like. Did you introduce yourself as lunchbox? No. Are you on the sheet as lunchbox? No. And she said lunch. Yes. And she caught herself and she goes,

was, sir, like there was like a three second of like, like quiet. Like, because she was like, oh no, what do I say? What do I say? She couldn't think of my name. Because sir. And I was like, oh, it's fine. And then it was just like awkward the rest of the time. Don't you want people to know you?

No, no, I do. But it was just awkward because then I'm sitting there going, she wants to ask me a million questions. And I know she's freaking out because I'm on her table. And you're naked. And I'm naked. You know, so all the whole thing. So the whole 90 minutes, I am just like, not relaxed.

90 minutes. you go hard at massages. I don't go anything over 50 if I have to get one and that's forever. Oh, no, no. That's like a tease, man. You're just getting started. Oh, gosh. It's like, I mean, if they're going to really get down in it, like 90 minutes.

You like him down in it? Oh, I'm down in it. He said, firm and hard. So was she good? Yeah, she's good. But it was just awkward and I was like, I can't have her again. But what if you're a massage therapist says to you when you walk in, oh, hey, how's it going? I know, you're a lunchbox.

Different. Different. she was trying to hold it in. Like she knew and she was so excited that she just, she couldn't help it. Because she had been thinking about lunch. Right. And not lunchbox.

That's what I was thinking. Oh, she was thinking about asking her lunch, how the pressure was. Well, just thinking about lunch. Possibly. That's an interesting angle. I never thought of it that way. Hey, sandwich,

is this pressure okay? So will you not go back to that place? I'll go back to the place, but I'll just have to not, I'll request not her. You'll request not her. Yeah. You can put down the.

Well, they go, well, why are you not requesting anyone specifically, but you're only requesting not someone? What did they do to you? I'll be like, wow, she slipped up. She didn't do anything wrong. That's awkward. I mean, is that, like, if you're getting massage and they're like, is this pressure okay? I mean. Well, her name's going to be on the sheet.

She doesn't go by a fake name. Yeah, Amy is my name. Yep. Well, that's true. Nothing about that. Give her another chance. Do you think they'd be like, is this pressure okay, Amy from the butt? Um, I mean.

One time he was massaging me and they went, is this pressure okay, baloney sandwich? It was her lunch she was talking about. So it's possible. Yes. Give a little grace lunchbox. I mean, I did give grace. I mean, I stayed. Did you tip her?

You're supposed to tip them? Yes. Yeah. They always do ask that at the end. They're like, oh, do you want to add gratuity? I'm like, what's gratuity? No, no, no, I didn't understand why, though. Because I would imagine that most of that money goes to the, the, the area.

Wherever you are, the small, whatever. Oh, all right, I'll call back and at it. Who? Who thinks he'll call back and at it? Not me. No, no chance. Good story, though. Do we believe it, though?

I guess I believe it. He just confuses me sometimes with the like, everybody knows me. I'm famous. I'm like top 25 celebrities in Nashville. And then when people do recognize me. He hates it. It's like Bobby. They were trying to talk to me at the grocery store.

Let me talk. It's like when Bobby says he's getting that colonoscopy and the doctor's like, oh, wait, are you Bobby Bones? It's an awkward moment to bring it up. I think some. going on in your butt little different than you're getting lettuce.

That's very different. Yeah. I'm just saying. Okay. Thank you for your story life, Bobby. Thank you guys for hanging out with us.

Call us, questions, comments. 877-77, Bobby. Also, if you go to our Facebook page, you can watch us

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Right? And your... Thank you. Time for the news. Bobby's big. Stories. A text this girl who was born in jail is making a name for herself after graduating from high school

at the top of her class with plans to attend Harvard University. 18 years after she was born in the Galveston County Jail, Aurora Sky Kastner graduated third in her class at Conroe High School. Her mom was in jail when she gave birth to her. She's not played a role in her daughter's life since the day that her dad picked her up as a newborn from prison, raising her as a single dad. Kassner opened her application to Harvard saying, I was born in prison. was later accepted into the Ivy League through early action and the teen plans to study law when she attends school this fall.

The young teen credits her mentor to her success, Mona Hamby, and they met when she was in elementary school. It's from People Magazine. Wow. Yeah, so cool. It's great story. She's born, you don't have this analogy of people that have lesser options, fewer resources when they start.

It would be her, for example. I think we all, you know, come from a different place. imagine there's a hole in the ground and the lesser you have, the deeper you are in the hole. Now, by the time you get back to even with everybody else, you're a whole lot stronger than everybody else because you had to work to fill that hole up. You had to work, work, work, fill the hole up. Well, now you're back to even. But the good part about being even whenever you were coming from such a detriment or from such a

deficient part is that you now are so strong because you've had to get to even. That's hard to get there, but if you can get there, you're so strong and really, ready to go so it makes climbing even higher even easier. And especially when life hits you in a weird way and you're like, listen, I've handled a bunch of crap already. This is really nothing. And I think this happens. And I think this happened with her because obviously she didn't have it easy.

Born in prison. Serving time. Yeah. You've been in jail? Yeah. She can answer. Yeah. Yeah. When I was real little. Yeah. My younger days.

They ask her, what are you in for? Being born. What a powerful. way to be able to start like to have that that be the first sentence of your essay and see how you persevere. Wow. That'd be a great song too. So.

Come on man. Think about it. I was born in prison for things I didn't do. Come on. I was accused of lots of things. They said I stole a shoe. As a baby. Yeah, I don't know.

So she's going to get scholarships. Lunchbox got a scholarship. UTSA. I got a scholarship. and livestock and rodeo scholarship. It was pretty awesome. How did you start that essay? I know you had to write one. Oh, your mom wrote it. No, no, no. No, no. There was no essay. It was just

like you had to fill out like what organizations you were involved in in high school. Did your mom do that? No, no. My mom filled out my college application. Okay. I knew it was something. Go ahead. There was no essay involved. That's why we applied there at UTSA. That's why. Yeah. So you narrowed it down?

And so my scholarship was, it was just like, what organizations were you involved in in high school? And I had been told this before. I joined every organization. Key Club, Spanish club, French club. I mean, I didn't even know what those were. Never went. But I paid the $10 to be in them. Boom, put them on my resume. Scholarship. Austin Livestock and Rodeo.

How active were you in livestock and rodeo? No, no bull riding. No, no bull riding. No raising. No raisin chickens or cows. But Chasco contracting, hook me up. Thank you guys. Boy, you've shouted them out a lot.

I'm surprised they haven't called you up. I can't believe we don't have an endorsement yet. Chasco. Contracting. I mean, I didn't even, never heard of them. And now I see their trucks everywhere all over the roads in Texas. Boom, boom, Chasco. I need to meet old Chasco.

Is that a dude? I assume. You haven't ever just researched it out of curiosity? No. I just figured. He ain't that curious. But it would be a great, like, made-for-TV moment. Like, you're the one that gave me the money to get to college, you know?

I hear you, but they go, and when did you graduate? And you would say, well, I walked the stage. They said, what do you mean? Why are you saying you walk to stage? Well, I mean, I was going to take my next, the last class in the fall, but then I got a job. Yeah. And, you know, the rest is history. Apparently, the owner's name is Chas. Chas, Chas, go? No. Chaz Company.

Chaz Glace. I feel cheated. I feel like somebody. Anyway, moving on. Amy, did you get a scholarship at all? Oh, no. Oh, no. No. I did not. But, hey, I didn't apply either.

There you go. It's that meme where the guy's thinking holding his finger up? Eddie? No, no chance. Bobby? I did, but I was lucky enough to get one for a high ACT score. Yeah. In like ninth grade, I was good.

How much is that? It was all of everything. Wow. Full paid. A lot more than mine, huh? I don't know about that. Yeah, my was only 1,500, man. It's more than yours.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Brady Bunch House for sale for $5.5 million. The Brady Bunch House has hit the market. You can have it. It's five bedrooms, five baths, studio city, California. For sure, people are always going to be out front taking pictures. Yeah, forever. It was used for exterior shots on the sitcom and renovated in 2019 after HGTV bought it

and had all six actors who played the Brady kids work on it for a series called A Very Brady Renovation. And that's from the Today Show. I'm looking at the house. You know, I guess they renovated the inside of it to look like the set of the TV show. Because they didn't shoot it inside the house. What? No, that's not how it works, much box. They shoot it on a set.

Oh. So I think they've built the inside of it to look like, because how disappointing the Brady House? Let's go in. It's nothing like the TV show. So, but yeah, $5.5 million and you can have the Brady House, and you can have all the people out front driving by slowly. You can't tell if they're a case in the house or if they just have a Brady Bunch fan.

But Full House House, the good thing about the full house house is that it looks like all the other houses next to it. So sometimes people get confused. Like Amy. She took pictures of the wrong house. Well, San Francisco, yeah, the streets are confusing at times. Benge watching television shows. It actually means you have good self-control. Would you like to know more?

Yes. Benge watching can have a negative connotation like binge eating or binge drinking. It has seen as impulsive and so many more things. However, media consumption is more complex. Benge watching is not always about a failure of self-control. It can also be about a thoughtful preference and planned behavior. This has got to come from like Netflix or... Totally.

What are they talking about? Planned behavior. The study also shows how TV programs and movies are described and marketed to consumers and how that, the marketing has a big impact on whether people binge or they don't binge. So apparently, they studied all these people who binge watch shows and most of them set aside time to binge watch the show. And that's what they're saying. That people that are binge watching shows as opposed to binge eat, nobody goes,

all right, I'm going to Tuesday from noon to nine, I'm going to binge drink. Like that doesn't happen. But maybe in an evening, you do plan three hours to binge watch a show. So that's a little different. I don't know. I mean, think about it. Ray brunch every Saturday. Oh, that's true.

Bench drinking. It might you plan. But he plans for brunch with some drinking. It just sometimes pivots into binge. Yeah, it always starts at brunch, but it continues inevitably until about 6 p.m. Hey, you know what Ray's doing? It's just so weird. It's something that's creepy.

Do you want to talk about what, do you picture-taking thing? Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. If I see a shirt, shoes, hat, something I love. like, I'll just take a picture of it on a guy, and then I text it to my wife like, hey, find this on the internet. I totally like this style. Like, I just recently found some ostrich boots. Never would have been able to find him in a store. Boom, took a picture at the airport. Send it to Baylor. She found him. I'm going to get him in a couple months. He just goes up to people and takes a picture.

Does he ask them? No, no, no, he doesn't ask them. Oh, oh. No, it's creepy style. But I get a picture of what I want. Mm-hmm. I mean, works. And the thing about calling something creepy style, style. It's creepy. You know? So, yeah, dude's like, he'd just take a picture of my boots or my feet or me? But that's what he does. Next up, a Kentucky man ran out of gas. And after he ran out of gas,

he won a million bucks in the lottery. Wow. A Kentucky man said he won a million bucks thanks to what initially seemed like an unlucky event. Him running out of gas. He told Kentucky lottery officials, he just barely made it to the convenient food mart and Corbyn. I ran out of gas and I coasted in there. I had

40 bucks on me. I bought 20 bucks worth the gas and a ticket. I'm wondering about the prioritization of money here. Right. Forty bucks. If he had other money somewhere else, because if that's his last 40 and he's going to half of it in to a lottery ticket, I know it worked out this time,

but he selected a $20, $1 million luck scratch off ticket. He scratched it, hit it for a million bucks. Wow. Wild. I do want to say this too, so this is in Austin. Andy Rodic Foundation, it's the foundation I'm involved in. He works with a lot of kids in Central Texas, but he's doing

a big charity show, and I'm doing stand up and Jordan Davis is doing music and you can get tickets at ACLLive.com. It was announced, I guess, this weekend. I didn't know it was going to be announced. I would have told you guys ahead of time. But you can get tickets now. By the way, Jordan Davis has songs like, let's do Buy Dirt.

This song, now it's so good. That next thing you know song, that... Next thing you know... I was with somebody who was listening to it, and she was listening to it, and she started crying. Just listening to this song. Have you heard... Listen to all the words of this song? Yeah. You have. Yeah, things happen.

Like next thing you know, life happens. No, but if you listen to it or you just guessing it makes on the time. You're not texting it. The first time I heard it, I kind of listened to it. Well, now I want to know what's the progression. Like, next thing, like is it next. Ray, can you just pull it up and we'll play it? Well, the progression is, next thing you know, you're out of gas and you coast into a gas station.

Next thing you know. But if you want to come watch me do stand up in Jordan Davis, do music, all you got to do is go to ACL Live.com and get tickets to that. Again, all for a good cause. Eddie, you'll be there too. We'll do a little bit of raging idiot stuff. We're not making any money. Oh, I thought you were going to announce that later just in case tickets weren't selling. You know what I mean?

Like, okay, we're having a hard time. That's going to be the needle mover? That's what I thought you should go. Okay, let's do. By the way, here's the news and go ahead. Those were bodies be stories. A win is a win. A win is a win.

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And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care.

So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I hate people that spoil shows, but there are rules about spoilers

and there are rules about things that will just be spoiled. if it's a big enough event. Like, for example, you don't go, don't tell me who won the Super Bowl. Don't tell me. I want to watch it. That never happens. Why?

Because it's a live event. Right? Yeah. Succession. I'm not going to say here, but that was such an event at the end of it. I knew to stay offline until I watched it. And if I were to catch it,

because everybody was tweeting about it, that's on me. As soon as that show ended, because it's the end of a series or the end of a live, like a season where the cast changes, you got to stay off because that is now an event that the public talks about.

So you can talk about it. Okay, here's succession. I'm not going to. Whoa. But I can, I could, because that's a massive event. And it's online as soon as it happens. The same thing, and I'm bringing this up because of Survivor, we had the winner on the next, you know what, it was two days after.

And so people were so upset that we spoiled Survivor. That's a live final episode with a changing cast. That is an event. on you to either watch it right then or avoid it. Now, if it's like season two, the finale, season eight, episode three, no spoilers, a movie, no spoilers. If it's a live event finale, if it's a sporting event, that's just up to you to dodge it. I dodge it. I have to dodge it.

I said off of social media completely when Succession was on and when it was over and we got home and my wife and I were so tired, but we're like, we have to watch it because if not, it's going to be spoiled. this is spoiler culture. It's going to be spoiled but not in a way of anybody trying to hurt us because they do hurt us sometimes. But not,

that's just able to exist right then. So, let's go through the official rules of what's okay and what's not when it comes to spoilers. One, movies. Over 10 years old, you can spoil it.

You can spoil it. 10 years or, man? Why are you looking up? I'm thinking like, oh, I don't know, 10 years. I thought we'd had it longer than that before. We do it for you.

because you don't think about the years. With you, it's like, if it ain't black and white, Amy, don't tell us the ending. Okay. Ten years. Okay, ten years. That's fair. A decade. Got it.

Boom. Sporting events. Next day. Talk about it immediately. You can tweet it as it's going. A series finale, not a season finale, but a series finale like the end of Game of Thrones, like the end of succession. You can insert any show here. Like the Ted Lassau finale, I think is coming up this week.

I haven't watched one single episode of it because I wanted to be done so I can binge it. But I got to avoid it because that's a, I believe it's series finale, right? No more seasons after this. Yeah, that is it. It's over. It's a wrap. And I know. If I catch the end of that, that's on me.

A reality show where the cash changes and do they do that show live at the end? Or is it taped. Is there any live element to it at all? No, it's taped. Like, they did it, like now they do it where they, do the last tribal council and they do it right there on the island, then they do the reunion. So it's taped. All the contestants know who won, but no one else does.

But it's right there. Did it used to be live? It used to be live. They used to do it from like wait and then they would come bring them to California and they have a live audience and reveal the votes then. Now it's all tape. The reunion's not even live? Nope.

It's a lot better though. It's a lot better because you have six months to digest it and the emotions aren't as real. I want the real emotions. Like I like it. They do the final vote. Boom. Put all the jury up there. start talking about it immediately so all the emotions are raw and real and it's great.

The end of a reality show. That's an event. As soon as it's over, you can tweet about it and talk about it. If you don't watch it, you got to avoid it. Yeah, I stayed up until 1 a.m. to watch it. Because? Because I didn't want to get it spoiled. Because I had a soccer game at 830.

Over at 9.30, home at 10. I was like, well, it's three hours. If I don't watch it, someone's going to ruin it for me. I would say it will be ruined before you, but someone's not going to ruin it on purpose. Right, right. on purpose, just like I would see it somewhere. Amazing grace. If it's a finale with all the cash changing, that's an event. American Idol. We don't

go, don't say who won. Yeah. No, the next day you talk about it. So, any other spoiler rules we should add here. Because I'm pretty good about not spoiling things because I don't like things spoiled for me. And I'm also pretty good at making sure

that I catch it. I'll go on a full digital e-talks like Eddie Klanby was doing for like a day. Yeah, I'm still doing it. No, you're not. You posted a lot from California. I told you I was going to post. Okay, but I'm not checking my feed. I didn't see any, I didn't see what anyone said. Your digital detox is the worst digital detox I've ever seen.

I'm detoxing, baby. You're not. And it's all, it should be over. Yeah. Oh, is it? You've claimed. No, I think it's one more week. One more week.

30 days. 30 days of what? Detoxing, man. You're online. You're on social media. You're up here in the studio on social media. I got to work. It's part of my job.

But you didn't have to post from. Sure. I told you I was going to post. I'm just not going to be looking at the feed. But that's not detoxing. You're still on. But why do you feel like you have to post? It's for my listeners, you know?

Like, I gotta feed them the content. That's like drag day. We're all in California. You think people are just craving it? Listen, I, the most, something that's so annoying to me is when someone announces they're taking a break. No one's going to know for taking it. Nobody cares.

Unless you're like providing news every day and people are getting it in a certain rhythm and pattern where it's an expectation. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Right. So unless that's happening or like a. podcast, for example. Like, I have the podcast that I listen to. I know Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

I'll listen this. If they take a break, I know because my pattern, I'm ready for it. I accept it. I expect it. And I move on. I can tell you what, Eddie. If you don't post and you're my best friend, I don't know. You could not post for a year and I would not go.

I wonder where Eddie is on LinkedIn. That would never happen. All right. Then you're not detoxing. You're not detoxing. Hey, I got five more days. Now it's five instead of seven. So, that's the spoil.

situation. I will play you because I got a lot of voice mails about Survivor. Here you go. Spoiler alert! Oh! I tried. I tried to turn the podcast off before I heard who won Survivor. We were going to watch it tonight, a whole watch

party. I'll know. I'll know the whole time. I can't tell my wife. I can't break her heart like that, but I know who the winner is. Oh, painful. All right, guys. Hey, God bless. We'll see you later. I'm sorry to happen to you. You got to avoid everything.

And who has a watch party days later? I mean, it sounds like he's going to have a crowd over his house. We're going to watch party. We're going to watch the Oscars from 97 tomorrow. I ask if you guys want to come over. I think probably because he was doing it because of the weekend. But that's so weak. I mean, like, we know. No, that wasn't the week.

I would. I thought it was that night, Friday night. Yeah. Yeah. That's Friday night. But when do we have them on? Friday. Friday morning.

No, I'm saying, though, but that's because the show ended on Wednesday. That's what I'm saying. So he waited. That's what I'm saying. When you're having a watch party, most lunch parties are live like the event. They don't just Super Bowl Tuesday

a few years later? Why? Right, but some people have to wait till the weekend. Yes, and then you just have to avoid stuff. I know it stinks. It's not fair. Events, they can be spoiled. It was nice of him to be like, okay, I'm not going to tell my wife. Eye price. Accidentally slipped.

But on purpose. So you're not the only one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so we're all good on that rules. Any other rules? Really quickly. Or spoiler, because that's our rules of this show. I don't want people to know.

If it is something. something other than that, I will go, hey, look, this is a spoiler. But when we've booked the winner of Survivor to come on the show because lunchbox wants to talk with them, we can't not do it. We can't not put it in the T. We can't not put it in the promo notes on the podcast. Yeah, him or her. We don't know which one it was.

Something that I know you don't prefer is. That's your hatch. We said it. Go. Is saying things like, oh, did you see this part? Or like the, oh. I hate that. Any adjectives.

You'll never guess who did it. Right. Yeah. Does I say that? Yes. That's a semi-spoiler. That's even worse than a spoiler because by you going, you'll never guess who did it. I'm then going, well, here if it was my guess and it can't be them, so who would I not get?

And then I'm down and I'm exhausted down a whole other wormhole. But you know, with all those mysteries, it's never who you expect. Oh, man. Those are the spoiler rules. Okay. really stay offline. All right, thank you. Hope everybody had a good weekend. Hope you're safe. Hope you remembered why we have yesterday off. It's a very important part of Memorial Day.

Just know that we wouldn't get to do any of that stuff that we had yesterday without people dying for that freedom. So hope all that happened. Give me one word that would describe your last few days. Amy. Questions. That's because, well, my son's out of school now and he's home all the time. And he has a lot of questions. about something specific or just in general? In general. Everything.

I mean, SJ, which I was fine answering questions about Memorial Day. But then, you know, it goes into all the different, like everything just snowballs into all these questions where some of them I don't have the answers to. And it's like, it's exhausting. What do you do to that? Because I used to be told, go look it up. Yeah, I do. And he goes over to the girl in the box and he asks her. ex-astor.

That's not literally a woman they're keeping hostage in their house. She's the only a word because they'll go off for everyone. Right. I didn't need to go off. But yeah, he'll go research it some. But then we go back to the questions. Eddie? Oh, mine's waiting.

So we went to L.A. this weekend for my son's, I don't know, 13-year-old birthday. He was supposed to do it, but COVID happened two years ago. So we took him to L.A. Dude, I feel like in L.A., I'm waiting. Traffic. It takes an hour and a half to get to the other side of town. It's unbelievable.

Then we went to Disneyland. Lines waiting, hour and a half lines to get on a ride. A 30 second ride. A minute ride. We were waiting two hours, dude. It was crazy. You did that? You waited for two hours?

Yeah, because my son wanted to ride it, and it was his trip. Good for you guys. It's tough, dude. That's tough. Let's wait. So we have questions and we have waiting. Chili. Because, I mean, it's awesome.

The, you know, city pools open because it's Memorial Day weekend. The problem is this is only 75 degrees and kind of overcast. The water was so cold, but the kids want to get in. Their teeth are chattering, lips are blue, but dad, I get in the water. Daddy get in the water. Okay, let's go swimming. And so we went three days of swimming, and it was so cold. Three days.

Yeah, we went Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Wow, good for you. I thought it was going to be like a chili, like a barbecue. Yeah, me too. You don't want to use the word cold? Because it wasn't. Shrinkage? I guess I'm going to get a shrinkage.

Mine's going to be Utah. We spent the whole weekend in Utah. my brother-in-law is one of the coaches on the Utah softball team. And so, listen, he went to that program three years ago. This is his third season there. They weren't very good. Last year, they almost made the NCAA tournament later as the World Series. They were so close in this year.

They won their regional. They won their super regional. They're one of the top eight teams and not going to Oklahoma City. It's massive. Like, when they won, like, I had tears in my eyes. And I don't even play. I didn't coach. It was just such a big deal.

And so we spent the weekend. went to three games. We went on Friday, on Saturday, and on Sunday. They lost the first one. Best two at three? They lost the first one. We were like, oh, no. They won the second one, killed the third one.

Utah's awesome, by the way. In the summer. It's not chilly over there? It's summer. That's what I like. Summer is like 71. Winter brutal, because we go over there sometimes in the winter, too. I don't like cold.

There's this one athlete on the Utah softball team. I just looked up her name. And I know what she looks like, because she was only playing D.H. She had a helmet on. Her name is Sophie Yacquez. But I think that's why they're saying her last name was. I would have called her Jacques.

Jaques. With a J? Yeah. Regardless. She tore her ACL, like, partially tore her ACL, like, four games ago. Has her leg and a knee brace and is, like, just a bulldog out there playing. Wow. Like, she was playing D.H., so I never saw her that helmet on.

So I wouldn't know if she walked in the room. But, like, legit. Like, you had 10 of those on your team? you just go, you don't want to play anybody all the time. But I can't, I mean, if I got like a toenail. Yeah. I'm like, I don't know if I should go in today. But she had a partially torn ACL, her knee up and was just like, whack, like hit after

hit after hit. So really cool to see. And we're going to go over to Oklahoma City and watch. But so his name is DJ Gassow at Utah. But his mom is Patty Gassow, who's won six national championships, won the last two at Oklahoma. So possibility of his son v. Mom? Oh, that'd be crazy. I was wondering, like, as a son, you know, and you look up to your mom, you probably, you learned a lot from her.

But, like, he's about to enter into this. Like, is he able to, like, call his mom and be like, hey, mom, you know, and just, can I talk some things out? But then it's like also. They're still family. Yeah, they're still related to mom's son. I don't think so. I don't think he can call her. I think you're right, Amy.

I don't think if they're playing each other, they do. But I've watched them talk. Yeah, yeah. They face time after the game. Okay. Yeah. No, no, no, I know that part. But let's say if they're facing each other off.

That's not really. what it would be called. You know what I mean? That sounds a little dirty. I don't know if they were playing each other. I'm sure they could talk his mom and son. I'm sure that they're not going to have strategy conversations when they're about to play each other. He wants to beat her, right?

Like, for sure. I don't know. You just want to win. Yeah, you don't care. If it's your mom, yeah, you'd be like. Well, she's the greatest of all time, too. Exactly. I think of the pressure, and I kind of feel bad for him because, again, his mom's the greatest of all time.

and here he is doing the same thing. It's, you know, Michael Jordan's son. Can you imagine the pressure of being Michael Jordan's son? I feel bad for my kids. Yeah, the pressure they're going to be under. No, they're good. Yeah, I feel pretty confident. They'll be pretty good.

They'll be happy. Do you think they're going to do radio? Well, anything. Just anything in life, it's going to be tough. At all, yeah. Yeah. To live it to my standards. Like, if they don't win prom king.

But they won't have to have a name of lunchbox. People won't even know it's them. Where the Jordan kids have Jordan. Oh, that's true. That's true. A lot of pressure if your dad or mom is something that's amazing. So that's what's up. We spent the weekend in Utah and we'll go back. Who knew I was such a college softball fan?

Yeah, look at you. Last few years I've been pretty into it, though. I have my Utah hat on today too. And people are like, you don't feel like you're cheating on Arkansas? No, not when it's family. And I probably would root for Arkansas over Utah if they played each other even though it is family. All right, that's what's up. Everybody good?

Good weekend? Yeah. I'm not going to spoil it. but I'm going to say that I thought Succession was perfect in how it ended. Most Finaleys, like, I get why they did it, or I don't like that they did it, but I understand it. Like Game of Thrones. I thought it was fine.

Everybody's upset about Game of Thrones finale. I was like, look, we don't get to choose. So it is what it is. We just live with it. It's like every episode. I thought the Succession finale was really wonderful in how I just tied everything up. Anybody else watch it? Not yet.

Anybody else even watch the show? No. All right. Season three, season three. I'm too behind. Yeah. But I had issues logging into my max. Well, you have to re-download the app.

Yeah, yeah, it's a new app called Max. They really change it from HBO Max. Max. Big change. It's like they remove something to make it better. Yeah. Okay, I'll check that part out. I don't know.

I just knew I was like kicked out and I was like, oh, I guess Ben finally kicked me out. Oh, oh, man. That's strong. I got a good. He went full-change fast. passport on you. No, no, no. And you talked about you and your ex-husband

were having some, like, should write a book on how good you got you are. No, we are. But, like, at some point, everything was going to have to get, you know, dirty. He went the password and custody battle? Wow.

Your Honor. How did you give that up? You got Netflix? You got Max? Right. Yeah, sort of. Oh, yeah, it's just Max. Readownload the app.

Automatically it'll lock you back in. Okay. Watch the finale of love and death. Oh, yeah, yeah, I did too. It's the Olson, younger Olson sister, who's taller, which is weird. She's younger than the twins? Yeah.

I didn't realize that. She's a little sister. But she was Wanda Vision. She's a great actress. Awesome. And I can't tell who it's good and who's not. Mostly I can't tell who it was a bad actor or actress. But this love and death is a true story from the early 80s in Texas.

There was a murder. And you're just trying to not figure out who did it because it tells you who did it. immediately, but... Oh, that's crazy. The ending, Eddie thought the ending was like the next to last episode. And he's like, we talked about this on the show. He's like, I don't understand the ending. I'm like, because it wasn't the ending.

Yeah, last week, I was like, they're going to end it. Like this? But you get it now? It was awesome. And then I went and looked them up. My favorite thing is when a show ends when it was on true people and then they start showing you old pictures of the real people. Yes.

I love it. I love that. I love that. In order of things I like after a movie or a series. Old pictures of the real people it was on. two bloopers oh yeah bloopers are cool I don't do that much anymore man

I know but I like it yeah three when they have a hidden like the Avenger movies at the end if you go sit through all the credits and it tells you something's happening coming up or there's like a little sneak hidden track on there's a name for that what's that call might post credit scene

I like a post credit scene and then four whenever the credits just end and it goes to the next thing you don't it's just over yeah it goes to the next thing I don't want to sit there but in the movies I will sit there and watch credits for a while out of respect Good. You should. I do that.

All the way to the very end. I don't do that. Oh, you don't? I only watch the most important people that did the movie. I don't get to grip number nine. But love and death, it's awesome. Watch it on Max now. Yeah, or if you don't have that, you can do the candy one on Hulu. I haven't seen that one, though.

Which one's rated higher? Man, when they showed the real pictures of them, legit. I mean, they did such a good job casting. I don't know. I felt like the woman got a real... Well, except the woman. I felt she got a real bump having...

Except her, yeah. I mean, Jessica Beale was the Hulu one. Yeah, but they've made Jessica Bill look really weird. Where they made Elizabeth Olson do nothing except look like yourself. Audience score love and death 90%. And candy, audience score, is 69%. Oh, wow. Nice.

Oh, okay. All right, there you go. Thank you all. And if you want to call us, you can. 877, 77 Bobby. Bobby Bones show. Bore up the day. This story goes.

was from Tulsa, Oklahoma. A man walked into an apartment complex and tried to apply for a job. He's like filling out the application on the computer and he's like, why I'm here, I might as well air drop some photos to all the ladies at the apartment complex. What kind of photos?

I imagine it ain't. Naked photos. I don't think it was educational means. Oh, man. But again, he doesn't even know who the... He doesn't even know if he'd be attracted to them. Yeah, he's just airdropping to whoever would...

Pop up. It could have been birth of the 83-year-old M-M-Maw. But he... I mean, would you think someone's going to reply and be like, hey. You want to hook up? I like what I saw. I like that. Yeah, no, that's my point.

Like, what? So what happens? He gets arrested for digital indecent exposure. Yes. That's a thing? Yeah. I guess so. Thank goodness.

Digital, decent exposure. You ever got in a picture like that? Indecent. Digital. Indecent. Okay. It's not decent. I've been...

Okay, that's what I've got digital decent exposure. That's why I said that because the judge gave me that one. You've seen fully clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sent with two layers of clothes. I had two bearer pants on. Okay. I'm Lunchbox.

That's your Bonehead Story the day. Now it's time for the good news countdown. It's the good news countdown. Counting down the biggest good news stories across the land. Let's go. Number three. A 56-year-old lottery player in Michigan went to his normal store to get his normal scratcher on the normal day

but they just closed. He just missed it. So he's like, dang it. Went to a different store. Bought a scratcher there instead. Won two million dollars. Wow. Meant to me.

Crazy. That that's what it was. It's called a scratcher? Scratch off. Oh. I've never heard scratcher. And I feel like it's what the lottery. People actually call it.

Yeah. What do you call it? Scratch off. You do? Yeah. Okay. But I mean. Every time it's listening to the news story, it's a scratcher.

I like it. What? Sounds cooler. The scratcher. Yeah, slanger. It's slanger. It's slang. What, slinger? Okay, it's not slang. All right. Next up. Number two.

A homeless man from Phoenix is being called a hero after helping save the lives of an entire family from a house fire. Here is Joseph Collins. And the woman he rescued Claudia Jimenez talking about the apartment fire. So I opened my front door and there was flames there. So I just went and both my daughters up and I knew I couldn't get out through the front. So I just went to my room and I started screaming for help. Popped over the fence. The lady was screaming and hit me the baby's down and she was like, don't drop him.

And I threw them out the window. I threw both my puppies. And then I threw myself. I'm surprised that guy caught all those people and the dog. Didn't sound like he was ready to do some catching from being honest with you. Yeah, good for him though. Big shout out. I hope they do it.

Go fund me and they, I don't know, get in my house or something. That's pretty cool story. All right, number one, let's go. Number one. A 40-year-old guy was paralyzed from the waist down in 2011, but now he's walking in thanks to the new brain implants that doctors have come up with. It bypasses the part of his spine that was injured and sends signals to another implant that tells his muscles to move. He still has to use a walker, but it could be a huge development for people with spinal cord injuries.

Something else that's very similar to this is that Elon Musk brain chip. That now they have said they can start to do trials on it. They just cleared it. And that's what they're saying that it's really being used for, at least at first. is that people that, you know, they're going to take a lot on. You know what I mean. But that's what they say. People that have been paralyzed or don't have the functions of their body

that that is able to like do what this does. But also a free Tesla. Yeah. That's the difference, yes. That was the good news countdown. Hope you guys have a great day. Remember, it's not Monday. Oh, man, I forgot.

Exactly. You already forgot. You thought it was Monday. It's Tuesday. So something quickly is that, If you go over to ACLLive.com, you can get tickets. Jordan Davis and myself are doing a show. It's a charity show in Austin, Texas, and I'm going to do stand-up, and Jordan's going to do music,

and it's all for a good cause, the Anderotic Foundation, which helps a bunch of kids there in Central Texas. But get your tickets at ACL Live.com. That show is in November, but get tickets. I'll make you laugh, hopefully. For sure, Jordan plays all the hits, and you help a bunch of kids in Central Texas. Thank you. See you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody.

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