The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Why Is Eddie Jealous Of Bobby? + Amy Received a Strange Text Message From Worker Going to Her House + Would You Eat Yourself I Needed?

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

Find out why Eddie is jealous of Bobby after he met someone at the ACM Awards! Plus, hear the strange text message Amy received from a worker going to her house and why it made her change her garage code! Then, after sharing a story about a girl who cut part of her knee to eat it, the show discusses if they would ever eat themselves if needed. Hear their answers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come on, Bobby. Welcome to Tuesday show. Morning, sit down. Morning. All right, let's go around the room up first. His family ran their first 5K recently, and now his wife wants him to do them more frequently. Here he is, producer Eddie. Yeah.

This isn't about me. It's about Bobby. Bobby gets to do everything fun. He goes to the ACMs, Amy, what does he do? He meets my idol. Dak Prescott, the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. He did. And I'm in my digital detox, so I didn't see you post it.

You're still detoxing? Oh, absolutely. Oh, my God. But I do accept texts. But you're also looking to stuff on the show. Well, that's work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, on my spare time. So I get the text.

There you are with Dak Prescott. Dude, tell me all about it. What do he say? Did he ask about me? The ACMs were at the Dallas Cowboys practice facility, which by the way is better than most college stadiums I've ever been in. So when I say practice, it's not a practice field. Yeah, they got money, dude. It's massive.

It's crazy. All the offices were there, too. So we're walking into the awards, and security was really tight because that Allen, Texas shooting had happened like 15, 20 minutes down the road. Yeah. And like the week prior. So really heavy security. They were doing the mirrors under the cars. They'd open it up, send a dog, and each of the, the, you know,

SUVs that we were all in. And so everyone was kind of just, I won't say crammed, but we were all close together once we got out of the cars walking in. And so, Dak's a pretty big dude.

He's got a big hat on. And we're walking in and Caitlin goes, hey, there's Dagg Prescott. And all I thought was Eddie. Yeah. I got a picture for Eddie. And so I don't want to bother him. But his main person,

I don't know if it's like his assistant or promotion or whatever the case is, was like, five bones. I was like, what up? She goes, I listen to show all the time.

Dak, who has no idea who I am, is a little bit confused. Like, who is this guy? Is he a country art? Whatever the case is, but before he was able to figure out

that I'm just like a radio dude, I was like, hey, hey, cool, hey, Doc, I'm also a fan of yours. Like he said, he's a fan of me.

Yeah. He did that. I say, hey, let's get a picture real quick. He's like, yeah, cool. And so we got through the, so we talked for a couple minutes.

Nothing, really. Not about the, like, anything? The draft? Did you like the draft? No, I said, how you feeling? You healthy? He's like, yeah, I'm good. So nothing, but small talk, football small. Then we got over and took a picture. He was super cool. I mean, there's really no great story, except he was very nice. Wow. We took a picture, and that was it. Did you see Emmett Smith too? Was he there? He was, yes. You see him? Yeah. You talked to him? Yeah, quickly. But I know him a little bit, and I was like, hey, look for me. I'm back here backstage. Dang. So, yes. That's amazing. That one's really

cool. But Emmett Smith's the one who gave me a pep talk right before my final dance on Dancing with the Stars before I won the whole thing. I saw him in the lot. I was out in the hallway and I was getting like some water and just kind of walking away from everything because I was like, all right, I got to do good, got to win this thing. And Emmett had won it a few years prior. And he's like, how you feel? And I'm like, not very good. Like I don't really

I never really know all my steps. I always mess up. He goes, who cares? He goes, this is what I said. Last dance. Muscle memory, go as hard as you can. And he was like, you're going to win this thing. I have no doubt about it. And I was I guess I am Emmett. And I went in and won it. Nice.

Emmett's good number 22. So that was it. That's cool. He's very nice. You get to do everything fine. No, I don't. I do everything behind the scenes that you don't see. That's a lot of work.

Well, that's true. We only post the good stuff on social media. But yeah, he was really cool. All right, moving on. He wants people to remember him as a baller who lived a fancy lifestyle. But hold your breath because if that ever happens, it won't be for a while. Here's lunchbox. Man, I guess I need to spill the tea a little bit.

I don't know what this person thinks they're doing, but Friday night, we were in Austin, we were walking back to the hotel, and we stopped and got some food. Morgan bought some fries, and at the end, she's like, I'm done with these fries, who wants them? And Eddie's like, I'll eat them, I'll eat them.

So we get in the elevator, and he finishes the fries. And he just takes a wrapper and throws it on the ground, right in the elevator. In the elevator? No chance. Yeah, you. I didn't think it went into a trash can.

In the elevator? There's no elevator. There's no trash can. I honestly have no idea what he's talking about. Morgan? Yeah, this happened. This really did happen. Abby, this happened?

Yeah. What? Oh, yeah! He just, like, chucked it at us. Like, y'all take care of it. Yeah, you just take care of it. You just threw it on the ground. There's no way.

Oh, wow. Are you been drinking? Yeah. Oh, you just don't remember. I guess. I mean... Do you remember being in the elevator with all them? No.

You don't even remember that? I remember walking in the lobby, but I remember taking the elevator together. Do you remember eating fries? Yeah, I remember the fries. Okay, but you don't remember the rapper? No. Okay.

It's like that Bailey Zimmerman thing Like how did you get back from that? I don't know dude Like I really don't know what I did with that rapper When he got back from Canada With Chad Kroger from Nickelback He's like how did I get back He's like I don't know how I got back

Yeah I have no idea what he's talking about So you don't remember Therefore we shouldn't be upset That you littered in an elevator It's not really my style to litter So maybe I threw it at lunchbox And thinking he was gonna get it

I don't know Like a joke I don't know I'm no idea Pretty funny joke Hey here you go And then threw it his face and then forgot to pick it up. I don't know.

Because I woke up the next morning, got in the elevator, still there. That's crazy. Wow, man. You guys are like adult adults. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, he just throws the trash on the ground saying, hey, someone else pick it up. So if I didn't pick it, if I didn't throw it away and they saw me throw on the ground and they didn't pick it up, are they also at fault?

Not equally. Okay. I think this is one of the first time lunchbox has multiple witnesses. Yeah, that's crazy. She recently told us a traumatizing story about emotional support animals at her son's school. And because of this, they now have a no pet rule. Here we go, Amy, everybody. I had to go to the chiropractor yesterday because of ping pong in Austin.

On Friday night, we went to this ping pong place, and our friend and co-worker Jackie and I, we played ping pong hard. I mean, we're not even really that good, but the problem is I was in high heels. and we were having so much fun that I guess I just wasn't realizing the damage I was doing to my body. So from ping pong, first of all, I woke up sore the next morning. You don't want to take your hills off?

Just a real question. I am not going to be barefoot at downtown Austin venue. Okay. Not happening. Okay. I would rather go to the chiropractor like I did yesterday

and just get readjusted. But I did wake up sore Saturday and then thankfully I was able to get back in alignment yesterday. Crack it back in? Yes. I think I'd just be barefoot. No way.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just wash my feet as soon as I get in rather than play... That's why I don't wear heels. Thanks. That's why? All right, go ahead. From Mount Pine, Arkansas. His dog's in physical therapy class and getting better. That's a forecast. Bobby Bones. Thank you.

Mine is quick, and mine is unfortunate. You can probably end this story for me, but I'm driving on the interstate right behind a dump truck. And got hit by rock. A rock up. Boom. Window. My front.

windshield if you go out to my car. No. It was such a light, ting. It was like, like, oh, man, I remember thinking I'm so lucky that wasn't a big rock. And I was only behind it for a second. I got it behind it. I know get her out, get out, go around it. But I got, got home.

Next morning woke up. The spot is now spread and the crack is all the way up. Oh, way. So now I got to pay the $500 deductible for insurance to replace it, which means my insurance is going to go up to. But, I mean, it was just barely. And I thought, because I'm trying to acknowledge things sometimes it could go wrong when they don't. I should appreciate that, not just things that go right. And so I acknowledge, oh, I appreciate it.

This rock didn't break my... And it did. So I'm stopping that stupid game. I've been acknowledging things that don't go wrong. So I've got to get that fixed. It's so annoying. You have to get that fix because I had a car growing up that we had it like 10 years like that with a big old crack down the middle. Luckily, it's on the passenger side straight up.

So I'm just so... OCD, I can't allow it to happen. That's the problem. Yeah. Time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah.

Bobby, help. I recently won two tickets to see Luke Combs in concert. Problem is I have two teenage daughters who are 15 and 19 and both want to go and both deserve to go. But I want to go too. Do I pick one or the other? Do I let them both go? and then I wait outside the stadium for them?

Do I sell the tickets? I'm not sure if you can sell tickets you won. I really want to do this. What is your advice? Help me with some logical advice. Thanks. Mom and Missy. What you do is you have your ticket.

You take the other ticket and you hold it up. I'm going to cut this ticket in half. And I'm going to give each of you want half of the ticket. And the person who yells, no, no, no, no, no. Don't cut the ticket in half. She can have it. That's the person you choose. What if no one yells at, though?

Well, then it sucks. You go by yourself. Because you already cut the ticket. Yeah, you're out of luck, buddy. 15 and 19. Can they go by themselves? Yes. I mean, 19 year old, that's probably what you do.

Yeah. What do you mean? I'm just, I'm just wondering. I don't know if my son, when he's 19, he'll be ready to do that. What is that? It's a helicopter. Look, I see how they... It's a helicopter parent.

Okay. What? I see how they act together. Like, I feel like they're just going to be troubled together. But not 19. And their girls. Even worse. A 15-year-old can go by their self.

Eddie also, I mean, you being crazy, but what she needs to do is grease the pig. This is what she does. She goes with all three of them, and at the gate, she only has two tickets. She finds the nicest looking usher and says, here's 40 bucks. Grease the pig? Yeah, you pay the person swiping. I understand what it is. There's no ticket to scan.

Why are you greasing the pig? What you mean? Amy, exactly. Greased the pig has a different meaning where I come from. They act like they're skating a ticket and they just wave them on in. Come on in. They let all three in for the two tickets and you pay them 40 bucks. You're in.

They have to beep. They fake beep it. Dude, I worked at a grocery store and I fake beep things all the things. That's like 50 years ago. But I fake beeped a lot of groceries. Like Henry Ford had just invented the assembly line. I just can't imagine someone risking their job for this 40 bucks that lunchbox is throwing at that. And if you get 40 bucks, you can buy another ticket there in general admission.

Oh, it might be sold out. I don't know. But yes, you can get in. I say you let the kids go, 15 and 19. Let them go. They deserve it. That's a stinky situation. You don't want them for months.

us, because if you wanted from us, I'd give you a third of them, but probably want them on another station. Oh, boo. No, I have no idea. I have no idea. Let the kids go. They are old enough to go. 19 and 15.

I went to concerts by myself or with like other kids or older kids when I was 14. Yeah, this is not weird to me. He went to Frampton? Yeah. Wow. That's all right. I didn't even know what's going on. I was like, who is this guy?

That's where I love Peter Frampton. I love Peter Frampton now. All right. Thank you, Mama and Missy. the kids are old enough to go. I would let them go. We got your email and I'm the clothes Bobby's mailback. Yeah.

Let's check in with Eddie on No Parenting Sundays because I have a story coming up. It's why we're doing it today. How has it gone the last couple weekends? It's gone great. Like we're not so hyper-focused on like, oh, let's do no parenting Sunday anymore. Now I think it's just the routine of being chill on Sunday. No lessons. Like, really, rarely are we telling them, hey, guys, clean up your room, do whatever.

it's just kind of like, let's just do our thing. I'm going to be over here, you're going to be over there, playing in the neighborhood, I'll watch TV, whatever. Do you think they know now, or they thought like awesome dad-lost Sundays in their little group or anything? No, it's like the label's gone. It's so weird.

The label's not even a thing anymore. It's just how we act on Sundays. And it's kind of cool. I'm telling you, dude, I think we've changed the culture around my house. Does it make Mondays a little more? Chaotic, yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's our ideal.

Is drill sergeant Monday? Clean up Monday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Sucky Monday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this story reminded me that a couple's revealed they won't force their three young children to read or write or even make them have a bedtime. They believe in child autonomy.

Their kids, 12, 8, and 4 make all their own decisions. Well, that's dangerous. Yes. Wow. The mom has revealed that her kids have no fixed schedule, no fixed bedtime, no fixed meal times, and what she says is unschooling. The couple have shunned the cruel and lazy labels thrown at them by other parents. And they said, we're not being lazy. It's actually harder for us to do because we got to maintain no maintenance.

I don't know. Doesn't seem that hard. But this is like every day. This is just life. Yeah, it's not just Sunday, Eddie. Wow. That's every day. Our son was 10 years old when he began taking an interest in wanting to read and write.

Oh, my. I'm shocked that he took the interest. He just picked up a pen of paper and taught himself, she says. The kids go to bed when they like, wake up when they like. We don't like alarm. We don't have set meal times. We just make food and if they're hungry, they go and eat it. We never force our kids to do chores, chores,

but we actively encourage them to help out, especially with others. They help us like after our animals, the garden, and keep the rooms tidy. That's from daily mail. I mean, gardening, that's, that's a skill. They got to be such hippies. Oh, man, for sure. I mean, hippie, hippie, hippie, dippy. And lazy.

No. Yeah, oh, yeah. Is that evil lazy? I don't know if this is lazy more than it is. No, not the parents, the kids. Like, if you tell a kid that, like, you tell a kid that. You don't have to do anything. They're going to be very lazy.

I wonder if just these people, Adele and Matt, that are their names, if they had child autonomy, I would assume not. And this is their new way of, and they're homeschool for sure, right? If you're reading and writing themselves at 10. But they don't do school. If they don't have to read or write, there's no school. Yeah. Like literally.

They're home nothing. Even if you homeschool, don't you have to fill out some paper with the, I don't know? And do you start kindergarten at 10 then if you get an interest? Right, right, right. I want to start school now, Dad. I'm 12. And don't you have to, right, don't you have to, the kids have to be in some sort of school. Yeah, there's some sort of curriculum or at least like guidelines you have to follow.

Hey, how do they get into college? Say they want to go to college. Why do they want to go to college? Well, that's true. They never even heard of it. I guess if they wanted to, though, they could learn about it and then start studying for it. Wow. The other thing is free range parenting, which I think is somewhere in the middle of what Eddie does and what this is.

Yeah, Eddie's kind of free range on Sundays, I'd say. Free range Sundays. It's just one day out of the week. It's like eight hours. Totally. And he also still steps in if he needs to. He still tells them they have to go to bed at a certain time. Oh, correct.

And do you make them food and say eat now or do you just leave it on the table? No, I say, hey, guys, we got lunch. If you want to eat it, there it is. Is the lunch worse, though? Is it like just like a baloney sandwich? No, man, it's just normal. Like, some days I want to eat a good lunch, you know? Like, I do barbecue?

Hey, barbecue's ready. You want it. They never not eat? No, dude, they go right for the barbecue. They love it. Which kid do you worry about the most? My oldest. Really?

I don't see them all day. Like, hey, no parenting Sunday, dude? I don't exist. If my wife had no wiping Sunday, she'd probably not see me the whole day either. I'll be honest with you. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

These three chihuahuas have been together their entire lives. And they've lived long lives. 15-year-old chihuahuas, Yoda, Missy, and Ginger. All three lived to be 15? Yeah, and they're still alive. Wow. They were surrendered to Montgomery Humane Society in Alabama due to their owner's declining health. And the staff there was like, oh, my gosh, we cannot, you know,

adopt these out to different families. We've got to keep them together. Well, the clever thing they came up with was to nickname them the Golden Girls. And so that, that ensured that the post got shared tons of more times on social media. And Janet Elam, she saw the Golden Girls, and she knew that she had to have them and keep them together. And she's happy that this story is out, because she hopes it encourages others to give senior dogs a chance. Good for them for adopting it, because you know they don't have a long time to live. And that's sad. They have lived 15 years. That's a long time.

And were they all girls, though? When you said their names, I wasn't listened to the name so much. Yoda's. Golden girls? It's Yoda Missy Ginger, so. Yoda. Could be either. Could be.

But for the sake, Yoda's. I don't know how you. I don't know how that one identifies. Yeah, yeah. All right, that's a great story. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Amy, when we were kids, and we were all, us three guys who were all massive sports. sports fans. It was a guy named Bo Jackson. And Bo Jackson played baseball and football. Played for the Royals. Part for the White Sox. Played football for the Raiders. He was just the ultimate athlete. They had bow nose commercials. And so, I mean, if once for a hip injury, he'd be in the Hall of Fame of Everything. Oh, yeah. So Bo Jackson, very famous to somebody like us. But he's had the hiccups now for almost a year. Can't get rid of him. What? Tried everything. People scaring him. Hold on his breath. Well, that's the two things. He also smelled the Because someone said, hey, all you have to do is go find a porcupine.

I'll have porcupine and stick your nose in the porcupine's butt and smell it. What? I feel like something's playing a joke. That's a prank. But he did that. He's tried everything. He has had the hiccups for almost a full year. He is getting a medical procedure now to try to stop them.

But he can't. He just, that's crazy. How annoying would that be? It's advised that anyone dealing with hiccups longer than a couple of days should go seek medical assistance. Absolutely. The Mayo Clinic describes hiccups as a real thing. repeated spasms or sudden movements in the diaphragm that you can't control.

Since they usually last anywhere from a few minutes to 48 hours, this is so abnormal that if you're three days in, you should get it checked. I wonder. So, does he hiccup while he sleeps? I don't watch him. I don't know. I haven't talked to him. But it just says he's hooked. I'm sure.

Then how do you sleep with the hiccups, though, right? I don't know. How do you fall asleep? Yeah. Because I feel like I'd be like, huh? Oh, huh? Huh? Right.

It's just a nonstop cycle of getting 20 seconds to sleep. at a time. Gosh, that's terrible. Bo Jackson, year-long hiccups. I'm very curious to see the cause, like what it ends up being. There was some woman I read in the news who had hiccups for a while. Saw that. She ended up having some kind of cancer.

It was burping. Oh, it's burping. Stop burping. Yeah, cancer. And then she went and you're different, but also similar. The big part of that story is that the burping was the first symptom. But they never would have thought it. Then other symptoms started to happen.

And then it's like, they traced it back. Oh, the first symptom ever was the burping. And that was abnormal for her. Yes. And so it's like pay attention to if your body is acting how it normally does not. Mine's not acting like it normally does. Like ever? Mine never acts the same way.

I'm getting older. Things don't heal the same. Things don't. I'm a little slower. Here's a story about older people and how they're confused by things that younger people do. And I read a whole bunch of them. Number one, the overdone lip injections. which I also in the same way.

I'm just like, why would you guys do this? It's just, I know that like the Kardashians or whomever have these big, it's just such a weird. I don't get big lips. And I get other procedures. Like I'd like to have a little tummy jib-jib-jib-a-something, you know? That'd be nice. I don't get it.

It's not for me. That's the duck lip? Well, no, what you're thinking of is when people take a picture of pouting. No, no, no, when they permanently look like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Doug face is the picture thing that's what they call that. Okay, okay.

No, I was thinking of the permanent look. I don't get that it's a real housewives, man. And do you say something when you like see someone like, oh, what did you do your lips? Nice lips. Like, yeah, do they want you to comment because it doesn't look good or are you just supposed to be like, oh, how's it going? And I'm like, there's nothing wrong with their lips. That's a good point.

Do you say nice lips? Well, you say nice hair. Somebody get the haircut. Right. We came in the haircut the other day. Different color. I was like, hey, your hair looks good. Yeah, but lunchboxes with a, whoa, did you send me to the list?

I mean, it's happened. It's happened. I'm like, oh my God, what is wrong with your face? Don't say that. You don't say that? Definitely not. Older people are meant to being confused, and I don't know where I fall on this list because I'm 43, if I'm older. But it's like, I don't like, the lip thing I do not.

I also don't understand why people get bigger butts, like the butt injections or like, I think Kim Kim Kardashian admitted to getting it, having a bigger butt, right? Like, some of these people put butt, like, they remove fat from other parts of your body and stick it into your butt. Yeah, they also put in, like, implants? Yeah. Hey, some guys like big butts. I know, I know one guy.

He was a regal, sir, makes a lot. He, um, he didn't lie, right? He didn't lie, no, no, no, no. I never understood what my Anaconda don't want none until I got older. I was going to say. I thought he had a snake. Like a literal snake. And it was my anaconda.

Don't want none unless you got buns, huh? And I was like, Danny's got a snake. I was I remember thinking. I was like five years ago when I actually understood that line. Really thought about it until now. The next one is letting everyone

on the internet know exactly where are you at all times. That's so seven years ago, Twitter. No one really does that. Or when people make the joke off, I don't care what you're having for lunch. Nobody really does that unless it looks really good. Because I'll post pictures, though. If I get somewhere and I'm like, man, this food looks good.

I will post a great picture of the place and then tag it so other people can go and have it. More so than just going, had a broccoli sandwich. Although that sounds disgusting. A broccoli sandwich? Never heard of that. Crying on the internet. I co-signed this. When somebody's crying on the internet, it looks to me like it is just a straight, please give me attention.

Because you easily can control yourself, wipe your face, and then have that. that talk. Crying on the internet to me, it's like when someone does one of those messages on Facebook, it's like, just having a sad day. And they don't say anything else. I'll show up people,

be like, oh, it's okay. You're the best. Your lips like great. One of those days. It's a personality too, right? Like,

when you cry, the first thing you don't want to do is you don't want to get a phone. Like, and look at yourself crying. Some do. There are some people, and I won't say I know them closely,

but I have acquaintances with them. They do crying. post and they put the pictures up. That's great. They're like, I'm just sitting here crying. We would believe you if you showed a picture of yourself not crying.

Yeah. You don't have to prove it. We don't need a receipt. Someone's not going to go, I bet you weren't crying. Prove it. Show me. Are most of the posts like that, though, like for mental health awareness?

Nope. I don't like that. You guys didn't like my song. Man, I guess it didn't. It's just. I see somebody crying at me. It's just me. I'm only one person here.

I'm like, you could have stopped crying after and then talked. But I feel like that is just done for. So maybe I'm older on that one. I was like, no crying on that one. The other, there's a couple other ones that are just dumb. Like the van life, people like traveling in a van and like kind of living it as they travel around.

That's miserable. There's no good Wi-Fi when you do that. So I don't like that at all. The next one is, this woman says, I'm 50. I'm amazed by young women's self-confidence because they show their thongs constantly on the internet. I don't mind that. I don't.

Who does that? I'll show you. Is it like the thong out of the pants? No, I think it's just general. Or even like bikinis. True. It's like, oh, love a sunny day, but it's all but cheap. I mean, it's like there's no, it has nothing to do.

They just need to write something. They like post themselves, yeah They're crying. Like that with a quote. They're crying in their thong With their big ellips. The thing that I guess I'm confused by That younger people are doing

Is kids that don't want to get their driver's license Immediately and drive at 16. It's crazy. And I get it. We didn't have Uber instead of as a kid. But man, I just wanted the freedom to go when I wanted to go. And it worked.

I saved up to get a car. Some of the dangerous TikTok challenges too that I see. I did it like Jackass when I was a kid even in college Jackass was fun but like they're doing stuff like watch this

I'm gonna light my wiener on fire like that's a bad TikTok challenge don't do it like it's what's the reward risk reward there there's no reward reward is you get a few laughs

and you get a thousand views the risk is you burn your wiener off oh that's not a good risk and it's never the same that one hurt yes it would so anybody have anything they're confused by that the kids are doing?

I mean, I think you nailed them. I mean, the list is probably number one on my list. The list is on your list? The lips. Oh, the lips. Lips is number one on my list. Like, ugh. The driver's license one is mine.

How much for you to get your lips done? Injection. Like, how long does that last? I have no idea. It depends, I think, what you get in, but you can also have it dissolved with hyleronic acid. So you could get it and then later dissolve it. We don't want you to dissolve it.

How much for you to get lip injection? It costs about 500 bucks to get it down apparently. It says most people need only one or two syringes of lip filler per procedure. The cost of a full syringe is between $500. Would you do it for $1,000? I might do it for $1,000. Wow. We got to do this.

Oh, and I bet we could find someone that would do it. Like donate it. But I need to know, I need to talk to the doctor and see how long they last because I can't be having it last six months. I don't know how long it lasts. It says 12 to 18 months. Oh, my God. That's why I'm saying. I'm out.

You could make him wear it for like a week. I thought it was like a week. Dissolve it. We could dissolve it with some colloquialic acid. Pilaronic acid. Oh, we got to figure out what we can do here. Because I think, and I'm tired of paying for stuff on this show. Dude, that would be a minute.

I might go a K-D for his lip filler. What? That would be awesome. A thousand? Okay. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying.

Yep. That's me. Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.

One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. Hi, hi, dad. And just when I said that,

My mom comes out of the kitchen and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is a badass convict. Right. Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk. Yeah. On the senior show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon, Danny Trail, talk about addiction, transformation, and the power.

of second chances. The entire season two is now available to Bench featuring powerful conversation with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic. And without this trouble, I'm going to die.

Open your free IHR radio app. Search the Cito Show. And listen now. Hey there, folks. Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes here. And we know there is a lot of news coming at you these days from the war with Iran to the ongoing Epstein fallout, government shutdowns, high-profile trials,

and what the hell is that Blake lively thing about anyway? We are on it every day, all day. Follow us, Amy and TJ for news updates throughout the day. Listen to Amy and TJ on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. All right, two on one, Amy and Lunchbox versus Eddie. It's a music game. Does it annoy you that I've put you two together? Or do you know that's the only way you're going to win a music game? It depends the topic of music.

Well, the topic of music is music. Okay, I said the genre, the era. A new study found the top ten most recognizable songs of all time. Would you like to play alone? Okay, so see, you said there, all time. Eddie's older. So, yeah, I'm fine being paired up with Eddard is like two years old. I have two years on you.

He just plays. Why did you put up? He's more than two years old. You're 41? Yep. I'm 44. How do you? I am 42, but I just turned it.

Okay, but I just turned 44. Yes. So we're two years apart, Amy. He seems way old. He may look 10 years old or Amy, but he's not. Sorry, yeah, you know, okay. Okay, okay, fine. Of all time.

Do you want to play together or not? Yeah, we'll play together. Okay, so you don't actually talk, but if either one of you get it, you get the point. Yeah, that, that's nice. I'm a little insulted, but it's fine. Yeah, I just want to know how insulted you are. Lunchbox, do you want a team up or now? Oh, man.

I would beat him on my own. I'm not really scared of Eddie. Okay. On their own it is. All right, here we go. A lunch box? Here we go. I love it.

You'll get three seconds because what they found is these 10 songs should be identified in three seconds or less because they are the world's most identifiable songs. Okay. All right. Mike D. Ready over there? All right. Here we go. Song number one.

Okay, you got three seconds. Write it down. Need the title and song. I'll play it one more time. I'm in. Amen. I'm in for the win. Everybody's.

Amy feels sad, but... I don't know if I know the title. I know the song, but... Wait, you don't know the title, but you know the song? I know the song, but I just... I know the title. But you can say that to every time. Yeah, like, I could sing it for you right now.

Please don't. Okay. Amy, what's the title of that song? We will rock you. Lunchbox? We will rock you. Eddie? We will rock you.

Correct. My little band called Queen. Next up, three seconds. Go. That's your three seconds. The 10 most recognizable songs of all time. Here it is. One more time.

I'm in. In for the win. I'm in. Amy? I have the tiger. Lunchbugs? I have the tiger. Eddie.

I of the tiger. Great job. Rolling on song number three. Amy's puzzled at that one. No, no. I'm not. You did a side head turn. Like when I said the word ball to Stanley, my dog.

He's like, oh? Well, because I feel like there's two songs that sort of have that lick. Amy, I'm going to say the second one. Why did you lick the year when you said a lick? You went lick, sir. Well, because I was like, am I saying there? Is it lick? Here's a guitar, like, sure.

I'm in. No, no more times. Okay, well, then I guess I'm in. Amy? Sweet Home Alabama. Lunchbox? Leonard Skinner, Sweet Home Alabama. Eddie?

Sweet Home Alabama. Great. What's the other one? I don't know the other one you're thinking of this. Uncle Cracker, right? No, she's thinking a kid rock all summer long. Or kid rock. I don't know which one I'm digging up, but I know there's another one.

That's why I was asking you guys. All right, here we go, number four. There you go. Oh. Can we go back to a team? Too late. I'm in. Hold on.

No, I was rushing you. I promise. Not a single person was rushing him. I'm going to play it again. Thank you. No need to yell. All right, here we go. I said, stop it.

Idiots, I hate you. No, man, no, no, no, no, man. We're good. We're going to play it again, buddy. No, no need to push us. That's one of three songs, man. Huh? That's three possibilities.

Dang it. Gosh, we don't get it one more time. You do not? You good? Oh, that's... You know that lick, Amy? Yes, I know. It helps if you lick the air.

It can stay quicker. Dang it. Maybe I should change. It's not coming to me. It sounds like lunchbox is going through labor. It's not. Amy's just really confused. No, no, no.

I know that. It's a boy. It's a boy. I see the head. Question. Can I ask a question? No, we never can ask questions in games. You know that.

How many words are in the title? More than one. Amy, what do you have? Guns and roses. That would have been right as the artist. I know. I know I'm right. Man, I rode down Paradise City.

Eddie? Oh, that's sweet child of mine. That's it. Dang it. I take the lead. I had sweet child of mine scratchy out to Paradise. City, I told you it could have been one of three. Thanks to that story. All right, next up.

All right. Everybody good? I'm in. Amy? Lose yourself. Lunchbox? Lose yourself. Eddie?

Lose yourself. We're doing five more. These are quick. Eddie's up by one. Go. This could be one of two. It's not, actually. Oh, he ate it one more time, please.

Hey, hey, stop. No, I'm listening for that one. because, you know? Yeah. Get an answer? Amy? I don't hear the extra. Fine.

Under pressure. Oh my gosh. It's Ice Baby. Why would you sing under pressure? Because I thought he was doing reverse psychology because it does that. But that song is it nearest recognizable as Ice Ice Baby. It's generally. Lunchbox.

Ice Ice Baby. I knew you had it. Eddie. Ice Ice baby. Okay. Okay. And now I hear the T-T-S. And I don't hear the T-T-T-T-T-T-T.

If you don't hear the Teted, that was a joke. Stop doing vanilla ice. You heard one clip now you're holding on to it for dear life. All right, here we go. Next up. Oh, I've heard that before. Most recognizable songs of all time. I'm in.

Hey, lunch. It could be one of like 100 things. No, I got it. I got it. D whittled down to 78 songs. Oh, I know. I've heard that before. You have heard it before.

Amy has doodled over every part of her page. It's a commercial she has to do during their next break. Oh. She has doodled over every word. There's no chance he does the commercial. I know what I'm going to say. Okay. Everybody in?

No, I need to hear it again. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Oh, man. Come on. Come to me, baby. Come on. He is having a baby. Stop.

Still. Long labor. Come to me, baby. All right, I need to answer, Amy. Stairway to Heaven. Lunchbox? Glory Days. Glory days.

That's a jam. That's a jam. One-down, glory days. Yeah, Bruce Brinkstein. Eddie? That's stairway to heaven. Correct. All need a team, huh?

Yeah. They should, they should have lost. Yeah. One more time? I got that one. That was the easy one. Okay. I'm in.

Lunchbox? Piano Man. Amy? Piano Man. Eddie? Piano Man. All right, two more. Give me another one.

Give me just one more time. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Too easy. I'm in. Amy. Bohemian Rhapsody. Lunch?

Bohemian Rhapsody. Eddie? Bohemian Rhaps. Yeah. A little silhouette. Last one worth 20 points. Yes! It's the 20 point, King Dingal.

Wow. Okay. Here we go. Eddie, you have to go blind. What? You can't let it. Hear it. I can't go blind.

Here we go. Last one, go. Oh, hold on, hold on. For 20 points. One more time. I'm in. Hey, Amy. Hey, Amy.

Hey, Amy. Hey, Amy. Hey, Amy. A. Emma. A bit. Oh, no. Go da rummgo.

Go to go to her mel. Desirt you. Under the pressure. Ice ice, baby. Let you go. Why you're the tiger? Say way to heaven. What?

I'm trying to get there. We are we. So are we. You got to lose yourself in the music. Sweet child of mine. Go ahead, Amy. Never gonna. Never gonna.

Not right. Lunchbox. Never let me. I got, start me up. Now that's Rolling Stones. Amy almost was there, Eddie. Never going to give you up. Correct.

I had it. I lost my team. I mean, those songs are pretty recognizable. Not 10 ever. Big win. Big win. Yes, sir. Thank you very much.

This is voicemail from Joanne in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I'm watching hometown takeover. So very excited to see her sister and sister's husband on the show. And I'm hoping that means that maybe the show was renewed. I'd be mean to call and find out about that. So please let me know. So I don't know what hometown takeover is, but it must be a show. on the building channel?

On HGTV? Yeah, the building channels work out. It's a show and they were invited to be guests. Your sister and her brother. Oh, yeah. No, wait, your sister and her husband. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, she's not married to her brother.

Correct. Yes. That would be weird. Because they had a show called Building Roots, but it has been renewed. Yeah, they're filming season two right now. When will Lunchboxy's episode air? You'll have to ask him.

We'll be watching. Let's know that date, okay? I won't be on there. Oh, okay. Stupid show. Here's Amy from Chicago. I just had a question. I know you don't swear.

So I was just wondering, what made you decide to do that? How long have you not been swearing and have you ever had a slip-up before? Love the show. I think it's probably around four years now. I used to be quite the swear. I used to love a good curse. You're like a pirate. Yeah.

I'd say a r-r-r-n-n-n-kurs. So four years, I really just did it to see if I could. It's a discipline test on me. And secondly, I was writing books at the time. I finished writing one. And there were a couple bad words in the book. And I was writing comedy for my stand-up. And I was like, I don't even want to think in bad words.

So if I'm not thinking them, they're not coming out in my mind because I don't want to have to use them on stage as crutches. Really, it was just disciplined in me having to write. So I like bad words. I mean, I do. Sometimes it's therapeutic. Yeah, I don't say them. I want to. I haven't slept.

No. One time almost did when a cop pulled behind me on a, I. on the interstate, did one of those flips through the grass, medians. And I almost said the bad, bad one. Even like by yourself, like internally? I won't because it's not about you guys not hearing it. It's not being judged. It's being able to control myself.

That's amazing. That's only about that. What's the bad, bad one? Death. Come on, Amy. That's the worst, worst one. The worst. And the most fun one.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the one where you feel strong. But no, I have a curse in like four years. Here's Amy's pile of story. Last week we talked about Robert De Niro and how he welcomed his seventh baby at 79 years old. And BuzzFeed put together a list of other celebrities who had babies way late in life. But the coolest part to me is they also listed the age range of all the kids.

It's like... Oh, it's like their kids could be the other kids' parents? Yeah. So Mick Jagger had his eighth child at 73. So his kids range from age 6 to 52. Wow. Can even be a grandparent. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Like their brother could be their older brother could be their grandpa. Yeah. Wow. You think they're close? They hang out. Oh, yeah, a lot of common. Wow.

Paul McCartney had his fifth child at 61. His kids range from 19 to 60. Rod Stewart, eight is a popular number. Let me just tell you all the people that have had eight kids. All these popular people that had eight kids are probably rock stars who just are doing it a lot. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

Rod Stewart, eighth child at 66. Clint Eastwood, eighth child at 66. Alec Baldwin, eighth child at 64. I'm trying to tell my first at 66. Oh, speaking of... That's my goal now. Steve Martin did that. First at 66?

His first and only child was at 67. Okay. Okay, well, then it is okay. Yeah. And I love Steve Martin, so maybe that's the new goal. The Wall Street Journal just did a story about tipping fatigue, which is, you know, I just feel like tipping is everywhere and everyone's asking for it. But the main part of the story was self-checkouts, now asking for a tip.

Yeah, but. They don't really ask it's a machine. You should not feel guilty to push no on a machine. But that was part of the story is that people felt like they were having... If a machine's making you feel guilty, that's a you thing. Oh. If a machine, a screen says, which I'd like tip a dollar and you're like, I feel so bad because the machine is going to judge me.

You are the problem. But the machine's not getting the dollar. Yeah, who's getting the dollar? These companies say that it is going to their employees. That's great. But I'm just saying if you have shame or, they say, embarrassment or whatever it is. One person called it

emotional blackmail. It's a machine. It is not judging you. It is zeros and ones. Now if it's a person and they look at you kind of weird because you don't want to throw a buck over to help poor dogs,

I get that. You don't have to do it. But if it's just a screen and itself checkout, you're the crazy one. That's all. There's too much tipping. There's too much asking for tips

and jobs that don't need tips. But all you have to do is not tip. Oh, I'm sorry. That's me. I'm tipping them. machine every time probably. Garth Brooks is enforcing a no phones policy during his

Las Vegas residency at Caesar's Palace. Attendees will have to place their cell phone in a locked pouch until the end of the show. You doing comedy or what? Garth doing a little standout? Okay. A little risque standout? Listen, when I went to see him at the Opry, he did something like that. He sang and he, I mean, he

was telling jokes. It was a whole thing. Yeah, it's probably, though, he doesn't want every single live performance up. People scrutinize everything. and also in a theater show and it's dark. It's almost like a movie theater. I don't have phones out at my shows when I do stand up, mostly because I don't want to say something to get me canceled

and they have proof of it. But it is different than if you're like a massive venue. I'm very pro-garth on this one. When if you're going and you're worried, well, how am I supposed to take a photo of things at the event? They've got photos that will be provided. There's going to be a QR code. Yeah, that always stinks.

So, by the way, you never get them. They're never of you. That part is never, it's never good, but all good. I made me. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Back in December, someone walked into St. Nick's collectibles, toys, and antiques, and Longmont, Colorado. And he said, I will take one of everything because I want to donate it to charity. And they're like, are you serious? He was like, yeah, how much is it going to be? And they said, $50,000. Wow. So he wrote him a check. They boxed up everything.

$50,000 worth of merchandise? Well, check bounced. Now they're bankrupt. They don't have any money. They got no inventory. What are they going to do? A news story airs? Do you trust a check for that much, though?

Because checks are so rarely used now. I do because it's coming for, that makes me think it's coming from a checking account. It makes me think I got a time machine and they ended up too far in the future. But you also think, I mean, if they're going to give it to charity, they must be a baller. I mean, they walk in and say, I'll take one of everything. It's like when you go into a restaurant, I'll take one of everything on the menu, just to show off. Who does that? I've never seen it before my life.

Only him talk about it or TV. Yeah. Yeah. So the community comes out and starts pouring money into the store, buying toys, buying toys. And so the toy store gets to stay open. They were closing their doors. They were going out of business. It was over.

But the dream lives on. The dream of toys. Yes. And they were going to sue the dude. Man, toy stores used to be so legit. Oh, yeah. you go in there's a nonstop toys just like it sounds a toy store now you don't you know it's a rare because you get everything oh yeah and honestly as a parent though taking your kids to a toy store sounds like a nightmare to me and then they want everything Well, any store they want everything.

It doesn't have to be a toy store. You go to the grocery store. They want every item on the show. Dad, I want that. What is it? I do that to my wife. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm like, I like, can I get that? Can we get that? No, why'd you come hungry is what she says to me. You should have ate before we came because now you're hungry for every single thing and you're not going to eat it. Okay.

You're a child. The same thing. He starts lunch to say in that and I'm like, I do that. Okay, thank you. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. A voicemail for. from Carrie in Austin, Texas. Around our house, we all listen to the show. My kids love it and everything.

Anyway, I just wanted to share that sometimes when we're having a conversation at home and we want to change the subject or, like, I'm arguing with my partner, we just say, bones. We just walk away like we're just going to a new segment. Anyway, something we've been doing for a few months now, and I thought it was hilarious. I wanted to share it with you guys. We think it's hilarious too because we do that too. Yeah, we do.

If we say something stupid or like super controversial or something that would never go on the air, we go, b'ababones, and then just move to the next thing. Like that's the way. Or sometimes if we're in here and the mics are on and we're after the show recording commercials or, and Ray, we can do it like really. And I'm like, can you, it's about an artist's name

Sean Smith, who doesn't exist. Sean Smith cannot sing. That's so stupid. And then Ray will go. Like he just recorded and he's going to play it on. So we do that too. That's funny that you guys do that. Nice job.

One thumbs up. Here is Gabriella from Englewood, Florida, 10 years old. I have a morning corny for Amy. Why did the student eat his homework? It was a piece of cake. The older mom laugh track. All right, time for the morning corny. Let's go.

The morning corny. What do you call fake potatoes? What do you call fake potatoes? Imitators. That was the morning corny. That's pretty good. I like that one. He laughed.

A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.

Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brain. brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment,

and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.

And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. Hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. She says, I have some cookies and milk. This is this badass convict man just finished by it. I'm going to have cookies and milk at them all.

Yeah. On the Ceno Show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon, Danny Trail to talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to binge featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. Alcoholics.

And without this trouble, I'm going to die. Open your free IHAR radio app. Search the CETO show. And listen now. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans.

A show about who we are and who we become when life makes. other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the I-Heart Radio app. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, so I really never wondered what human meat would taste like.

Never. Now, I've also thought to myself, well, if I went down and I had to eat somebody, absolutely. I wouldn't think twice about it. I can do it easily if it's life or death. So I'm not like, I don't know. Yep. Yeah, and that's not about the taste.

I mean, we're stuck in an elevator for maybe an hour. I'm already thinking about it. That's the links we'll go here. So here we go. They develop this robot that can identify different foods by its flavor. And this robot started with wines and the robot would take and could quote taste the wine. It got so good at it. They started doing it with meats as well where they could identify the animal it came from,

even the part of the body from the animal that it came from. Wow. So it's taste. This robot's taste. It's not really tasting, but it's taking the chemicals, how we would take a chemical on our tongue, interpret it into taste. Boom. So they wanted to see what human meat tastes are like. They say human meat.

It sounds pretty good. I'll be honest with it sounds pretty good. What does it say? It's a mixture between bacon and prosciutto. Really? What? That's that sounds like good. That's what I'm saying.

Okay, well, maybe I would survive. Yeah, giving it a, it's kind of a pork-like taste. I do like prosciutto. I don't think I even really knew what that was until recently. That's on the charcutta reboard. The thin stuff, yeah. It's very thin. Yeah, I like that thin meat.

That's good stuff. I love bacon. So, now it gets a little creepier here. Because there's an influencer, 20 years old. She wanted to figure out what it was. Now, she didn't eat somebody else's, but she cut some of her own. Stop. She cut herself her knee and ate it.

And put it in spaghetti. Oh, no. I'm going to throw up. Oh, that's gross. It's her own. That's her own. That's her own. That's the bugged meat.

If it was her brother, I'm okay. And I'm telling you, she's so normal looking. I'm going to look her up, Mike. Okay. Okay, but that's eating skin. No, no, no, you can cut meat out of yourself. Dude, this girl's hot. Really?

Yeah. Like, I mean. Would you have knee spaghetti with her? I'd have knee spaghetti with this girl. For sure. Oh. Okay, I guess somebody get lunchbox a knee. No, I mean, her knee.

She's good looking, Eddie. Let me pull her up for you. Her knee? I don't understand. Well, you scroll down on that mic, because this is a picture of her eating bologna, and it talks about how she took it out of her leg in it. Oh, it just sounds.

Yeah, she looks, I mean. No, I'm going gross and he's groaning at something else. Look at her, Eddie. She ain't bad looking. Awkward. I think more so would be. Yeah, look at her. That's a good-looking bikini pick. Like, knowing that you taste like bacon, I would be okay with.

Could you eat yourself if you're starving? I guess I wonder. Let's say there's nobody else. Because you'd probably have to, you'd bleed. As long as you have like a wrap to put pressure on it, could you like eat your forearm. I don't. Put that food through. And then just wrap it.

I got a tourniquet. I guess so. Like, if people break in their arms from in between rocks to get out if they're trapped. Yeah. Could you eat yourself to stay alive?

Yeah. Have you ever thought about that? No, this is the first time I've ever thought about that. Ever. Could you eat yourself to stay alive? That's a crazy thing to think about.

I could, for sure. I'd have to. You'd have to numb it. So your arm would have to be numb from the rock. So your arm would be the first thing you would eat? Oh. What about your... I can't bite my nipple.

I can't like, my chest. My neck won't bend down. And I don't have a knife or I'd be out stabbing animals in the wilderness killing them head on one-on-one. The only thing I could really get to, I'm trying to think what I could get. You're neat. I have no flexibility, guys. It's got to be your arm. It's got to be my arm. So what I would do is I would take a boulder. I would lay it on my arm, numb it.

Like, you know, if it sits there forever on top of it, it's eventually going to go. Oh, like it falls asleep. Yeah. Or just asleep. Right. Because sometimes when it tingles asleep. That's what I'm talking about. Maybe you can go asleep and then you just start eating it. What, honor. And then you wrap it real quick with the tourniquet. Okay.

Okay. Yeah. I think we're on to something, boys. I think we are. That will. You only need to eat that little bit and then you get to survive. Then you're coming, you're rescued. Well, then maybe there's probably more.

We don't have to cook it. I don't, I mean, not to live. Okay. I don't know. I remember because in that the... You're in a flambay or what? What's happening here? You don't cook sushi?

No, okay, that's fish. But in alive. They would lay this. They didn't think about eating themselves. This is next level. Guys, I just took it a level. Wow. This is.

Because they would put it in the snow, so it be frozen. And then also they'd lay it on top of the airplane wing to cook from the sun and turn it into jerky. I don't remember the details. I just remember thinking, I'd be one of the first to die for sure. And then y'all would have to eat me, and that would be sad. I'm thinking now I'm just having a bite. Yeah. I mean, this girl, can we get this girl in the air?

What is it like, Bobby Tartar? Bobby Tartar. That's funny, Amy. What is Tartar? That's uncooked. Oh, my goodness. Okay, I'll move off this one. So there's a vet. She did a story and she's like, never let your dogs enter the bathroom. Because as much as your dog likes drinking toilet water,

if they do if they're tall enough, that that water is not clean. And a lot of times it's with toxic chemicals that are used to clean the toilet. Let's say you clean the toilet, but also you're running the water and you're flush, flush, all those toxins aren't always gone from the toilet. that these dogs could actually either slowly get sick by the poisons or if somebody just put some in and it's there, drink it and die. Oh. So they say to keep them out of the bathroom.

And the fact is there's also a lot of the stuff that we keep in the bathroom anyway, that are like a dishwasher, tablet, or whatever, all the bleach or whatever in the bathroom, they keep them away from that stuff too. There's just PSA. Sign, Bobby Tartar. I can't look no one's ever thought of eating their own body. No. Well, nobody in this room.

Out there. That'd be the first place I would go. If you guys are alive, but then you're asleep and you see somehow there's a rock secretly on your arm. I'm like, uh-huh. We'll talk to Alejandro in South Carolina. Alejandro, what's up, buddy? Hi, Bobby.

Yes, sir. Can you hear me? Yes, sir. Hey, have you decided yet whether you're going to go into the Wheel of Fortune? I told them that I would go on now we have to match and see if schedules match and if I can get out there when they shoot it because it's a very small window. They shoot them all in like two days. So I am the worst at that game.

There's not a game sure I'd be worse at than Celebrity Will of Fortune or just Wheel of Fortune. So I did say I could do it now. We're just kind of waiting to see if the schedules work out. If so, I will do it. I'm not going to move anything that's important to go do it though because I suck Oh, did you got to do it?

So if it works out, yeah. Why do you ask Alonzo? Just curious or are you ready to make fun of me? Well, no, not because I'm very similar to you in a lot of ways. And this is what I will do with all. In your shoes, I will come out with a certain amount of money

and I will bet to myself that if I don't make this amount of money for the charity, then it will come out of my own pocket to them. So I'm putting pressure on myself. I'm kind of like betting. against myself or for myself for a better

you know for a greater cause yeah I hear you I would just owe a lot of money if I did that because I'm so bad at Will of Fortune it's like I don't know I look to puzzle here Aster egg Aster egg Is it Master egg?

Okay It's Easter egg You're not that Oh We have more faith in you than that I don't I'm terrible At Will of Fortune

This is the one thing you're terrible at awful the worst My girl wanted to just wop me at it. Alonra, I will let you know as soon as I know. I've just said if the schedule works out when they plan it, I'll be able to do it. When we did Celebrity Family Feud, they invited me to come on. What was cool about that was, they said, Bobby, come do Celebrity Family Feud. You can bring whoever you want?

And I'm like, well, I don't have a lot of living family. So can I just bring on, like, some show and some country music people that have? They're like, yeah. And so then they said, you can pick your opponent. And I said, I can pick whomever I want to play against. and I was like, oh, I'll pick somebody I can beat. And so I picked one of my dearest friends, former tennis player Andy Roddick, his wife, Brooklyn Decker,

because we were going to kill them. We were going to trash them. They woke to us so bad. It was humiliating. It was humiliating. Didn't Amy fight with like Steve Harvey? Steve Harvey? Yeah. It's almost a barbara on set. I threatened him in his year.

John Party was sick. Oh, yeah. He was like, I don't have a lot of voice. He's like, should I still play? And I'm like, if you don't, we're one man down. Suck it up, Buttercup. So we went out, but we got whooped. I was like, we're going to trash them.

We got just demolished. It was demolished. Alejandro, thank you for your call. We really appreciate that, buddy. Hey, Bobby. Do you mind if I ask you a question? You just did. Ask me another one now.

Now, I guess I could use some advice from Amy. Okay. When going through separation and divorce, what do you advise somebody that's going through that? kids in the middle and it's completely lost. I don't know what all, what resources you have, but there is stuff online that can help with co-parenting

and maybe even a co-parenting therapist. We went to one for a very long time, and I feel like it was very, very helpful, helped us prioritize the kids, set our feelings aside and learn how to just communicate as best as possible because that's the most important thing. And oh, we had like a motto the whole time

and it was respectful and kind. And anytime sometimes we would deviate from that, we could bring each other back with, hey, let's respectful and kind. And that was something we just repeated over and over because it gets emotional. Yeah, it is very emotional and hard to survive it. No, you will. You will. Good luck, Alejandro. Appreciate that, buddy.

Thanks a lot, guys. All right. Bye-bye. Okay, I'm going to tell how you filling your car up wrong and you're wasting money. I know I tease that, so let's get to it. If you squeeze the gas pump tightly, you will fill the tank faster. but you're also losing gas that you paid for because some of that goes through is vapor because the flow is so fast. Oh.

So instead of just grabbing it or even locking it down on that biggest, they say do it on a couple grooves down. It would go just a little slower, but that slower speed is designed to prevent vapor, which you'll be getting charged for, which isn't gas. Dang, that's good. I didn't know that. I didn't either. That situation. There is a, I hate to talk about it. There's a kayak and the kayak's out and then a shark comes up and takes a chunk out of the kayak.

Oh! Now they kind of have it on camera. Oh, there's footage of it. This one, yes, for sure. This guy's name is Scott. He was kayak fishing about a mile offshore in Oahu. He left his GoPro on. He caught a fish.

And then the GoPro captured, well, what happened where he's like, it sounded like a boat heading towards me without a motor. But I didn't see anything. And then you see the shark come up beside the boat. He doesn't know what happened. Why the shark attack happened. But I'm imagining the fish coming in, like reeling in the fish. Okay. It's probably what made the shark.

Chase fish, eats fish, then to attack the boat. So that's from KITV. It's a crazy video he lived. And that's why I'm going to leave that. Lunchbox for years has been telling us he was on a paddle boat once. Yeah, off the coast of Georgia, me and my cousin, and a shark took a bite of the paddle boat. and you guys never believe me.

Oh, that doesn't happen. That doesn't happen. Well, what do you know? It does happen. And Hawaii? Okay. It doesn't matter where it is. A shark can get a paddle boat.

It could have been Hawaii. It could have been Australia, wherever it was. It was off the coast of Georgia. I can't help it that we didn't have gopros back in, so I don't have video of it, but that's what happened. And it took a chunk. This didn't really take a chunk so much. It's like he wasn't going for the boat.

He was going for the fish. Oh, he was going for the boat. I don't know what. What about you guys? What was it going for? I guess the boat? I don't know. Maybe the sharks saw it and thought, oh, you know, it was a red boat, so maybe he thought it was blood?

I don't know. Oh, interesting. You know what I mean? Floating blood vessel? Sharks get... Did they see color? I don't know. Yes, that's why they come to, when there's blood in the water, they see that red and they come in.

Or do they smell it. I don't know. Okay. So, what about the time we brought in a lie detector and the lie detector said that you're lying about this story? I mean, it must have been broken. But we're not in court. It's not admissible in court. It's not admissible in court.

Okay, but we're not... You know he's going to do that. Every time. It's usually where he goes first. But you stand by it? Stand by it. I mean, I was on the paddle boat. My cousin Kevin was on the paddle boat.

I forget. Have we talked to Kevin? Kevin got eaten by a shark one day later, a different shark. Yeah, yeah. He's a different paddle boat. Yeah, yeah. Thank you guys. It's at this time every morning.

We check in with the big stories. And the new. Bobby's big. Stories. The story we've been keeping up with, this guy was recording himself flying. and the plane crashed. He jumped out. Remember that?

It's in the woods. A small plane. And I'm like, there's no way that was an accident. He had to have crashed that plane on purpose for YouTube views. Turns out, this 29-year-old YouTuber has admitted to intentionally crashing an airplane for views two years ago. He could face up to 20 years in prison. Trevor Jacob 29 posted the video in December 2021, implying it was an accident. I mean, he got views.

But some people he didn't want to see it, saw it like the law. Yeah. Breaking the law, breaking the law. In a plea agreement, he said he filmed the video as part of a product sponsorship deal. He could face it up to 20 years in prison. The 29-year-old pilot and skydiver has agreed to plead guilty. La, la, la, la, all that. But it was just too fishy.

Where it crashed, how he got out. It just seemed like it was all on purpose. And also, people are doing stupider and stupider things to get views. That was pretty wild. So there you go. How to boost your memory almost immediately. if you happen to be near a body of water and you need to remember something,

they say get in the water. If you jump into water, it doesn't matter cold, hot, warm. Scientists say being submerged chest deep and water increases blood flow to the brain, boosting your memory, you'll be able to recall information two to three times quicker

than if you're just sitting at a desk. So the next time you meet somebody, you're like, oh, what's your name again? Find body water as quick as you can't jump in. I'm thinking. Up to your notes. And then you're like, oh, Charles. Hey, Charles.

Good to see you again, man. Easy trivia. I need that. Exactly. That is from Utah State University. dressing room mirrors that talk are coming. Man, I look so bad in a dressing room. I'm going to tell you, I don't know why.

I'm not really in love with myself anyway. I don't think I'm a supermodeling anyway. But sometimes I go in a dressing room, and the one thing is I'm in a pretty good shape. I don't know what lighting they have if it's like lighting made to make people look disgusting. But that's what it does. It's the worst lighting. And I'm like, oh, I look like this?

Is this the only real lighting I start to think? do I look this awful everywhere or is the lighting and a dressing room so bad? And if it is so bad, why? Because they make you feel worse about yourself. Maybe when you feel bad about yourself, you want to make yourself feel better so you buy more clothes.

That's not how my mind works. Do you look better with a clothes on? Retail therapy. But then I just think, I looked really terrible. I got to... Do you guys not go into a dressing room and see the lighting and look terrible? No, I agree.

Oh, no, it's bad. They just don't know to it. It's horrible. Bobby, you're one of us. Let's create dressing room lighting. You know what? Give me a fun house mirror. I'll be honest.

Make me look good. Where you're like torsos really long? Let me say what I want it to look like when I walk in there. Then I will look like. But yeah, dressing rooms are terrible. But these mirrors, they say interactive smart mirrors are in development. And they will offer fashion advice and let you request more items to try on. Well, that's the key.

They want you to put more stuff on. They already have this one. Those a pair of pants over the top of it. They're like, hey, have you thought about these? Flap. over the top. It's like, man, I just came to buckle to get a belt. Okay?

Buckle. Yeah. Does that type of mirror make you think that someone's watching you as though? Well, they say it'll be a computer, but I can imagine my wife's like, give me the microphone. And then she goes back there. Yeah, those look terrible on you. Why don't you try the green shirt that your wife recommended? Wait, why do you sound like Caitlin all of a sudden?

But yeah, these mirrors will talk with you. They will tell you how you'll look with a full body 3D image front and back. So you can also see the back of you, like, spin around and captures it. They're expected to be in malls in the next. couple of years. Will Mawls even exist in the couple years? That's the question. That's from AARP Bulletin. That's weird. Isn't that for old people? AARP?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, retirement. Angler catches a 118 pound fish and breaks the Oklahoma record. It's got to be a catfish, right? As I read down, it's a carp. Okay, catfish or a carp. An Oklahoma angler recently reeled in this 118 pound, big head carp. Brian Baker is a

his name. The catch is not only a new state record. It's a small step toward eliminating an invasive species, the post said. I mean, this thing looks almost pregnant. Big old belly? Yeah, big belly. I wonder if that's why. I mean, it's massive. It's as tall as

Ray. Oh, wow. It's got to be 5'5. It's got, I mean, I'm looking at it here. Got to be 5'5. So anyway, they caught it, boom, boom, from Yahoo. The biggest fish that we ever caught, you could catch striper. We would do a lot of striper fishing.

Bad fish to eat for us. Never liked them. Striper is the biggest fish that we would catch. You could catch some hybrids that were kind of striper. They're striper white bass mix. It was a hybrid. Striper would fight really good. My mom got a 40-pound striper once.

Dang. We still have that one. You stuffed it? Well, we mounted it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if we really stuff. We don't really stuff. Stuff it.

Yeah. So, but yeah, we, she got a 40. Keith, Arkansas Keith, would catch a ton of them, 30 and 40. We'd go and catch Shad with a net. We take the shad. We then go and we catch hybrids and stripers. We hated white bass. Or catfish.

The thing about catfish, they're bottom feeders. And, I mean, we would just use jugs and cheat. That's illegal. We'd trot line it. And then you go and you check the trot lines. You pull it up with your hands. And all of a sudden you're like, whoa. We would take the big yellow oil bucket.

The jugs. Yeah, yeah. Cut the top of it. got the top of it off and you hang on. That's, dude, that's, that's a dirty dog. That's dirty dog, too. We shouldn't have been doing that, I'm honest. But that was never Arkansas key.

That was us. We'd, like, if the trout truck drove by in high school, we just left school. And so if the trial truck drove by, everybody knew that we would be gone because they were just releasing trout, trial stamp or not, we were just ripping trial. And then we would usually go and set up those jugs at the same time. Man, those are the days. We just left school. I never did anything wrong.

Never got in trouble my whole life. The first time I thought, can we leave school? Because game fish was releasing all the trout at the ramp. And I thought, screw it, I'm just going to be bad. And the school was like, yeah, we get it. Go ahead. And I'm like, oh, it wasn't even that bad. So, but yeah, that's the deal.

118 pound anything is massive. And that was a carp. Please don't use guns to fish, that's Kansas. So in Oklahoma, they're catching big carb. In Kansas, they're shooting at fish in the water. There is. A fishy situation, the article says, people are using guns. Not spear fishing like they do in the sea, the deep sea in the ocean, but nine millimeter handgun.

What? Trying to shoot a fish. And then they float and then you just scoop it up? The problem is that the bullet, that bullet loses almost all of the momentum that it has once it hits the water. It's going to be very hard unless it's very shallow water to shoot a fish or to shoot anything in the water. That's why when I get in gun fights, I run and jump in a wall and jump in a wall. water. Exactly. Because it's going to be hard for that, that's what the bullet does.

So they caught them. The warden said the written violations were used for illegal means of take a fish and no fishing license. They also, I mean, are they fishing though? Are they hunting? That's the question. Are they hunting fish? Hunting for fish. That's right.

It's illegal. It's dangerous. Shooting at a body of water can be a dangerous activity because bullets can also ricochet out the surface of the water if they get the angle just right. That is from CNN. Toxic cancer-causing chemicals called Forever Chemicals are found in all contact lenses tested by scientists. Uh-oh.

All? Oh, no. It says all, yeah. As experts fear, they do not know the long-term effects. Toxic cancer-causing, quote, Forever chemicals were found in all contact lenses tested by scientists. Researchers from a number of American universities, including North Carolina State, tested 18 different pair of soft contact lenses at an EPA certified lab to see if it contained Phaas, also known as Forever Chemicals.

Every pair of the lenses came back with levels of organic fluorine, which is a marker for Phaas. Phaas or per and polyt. Long words, you guys. It's 14,000 man-made chemicals. And what they do is it repills grease, water, stains, and heat. But what it does is also has stuff in it that's bad. Oh my gosh, it's right on your eye.

Researchers are unclear. The risks of wearing them, P-Faz link. to a host of issues like fertility problems, liver damage, and cancer. Gosh. Daily mail. That's a good ad for LASIC. Yeah. I got LASIC.

Eddie goes right into commercial. That's why a doctor. Yes. Okay. That's the news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's big. Stories.

I want to go over real quick and talk to Laura. Laura, what's going on? Morning studio. Morning. What can we do it for you? That's awesome. I've been listening. from 2013 and we've just got my

two older adopted kiddos to start listening to the show and we tried to call last week to request a Tuesday song and my son reminded me again this morning and we actually got through so can we hear the Tuesday song please? Yes you can. Here's what we're going to do. First of all, Laura, thank you and tell you kids we say hello.

We will do the Tuesday song coming up in just one second. We got a... I got here. Me-me-me-me-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care where you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th.

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We just had a request before we live. left the last segment. Hit me with that beat. DJ Ray Ray. All right. So the whole reason I wrote the song is because I feel like everybody gets decided about Fridays and Saturdays and a little bit on Sundays. Everybody hates Mondays.

Like all the days have some sort of emotion behind it except for the day of Tuesday. I was like, Tuesday's pretty cool. We're breathing. We're living. So we did this song right here. It goes like this. The best day of the week. You all know what's my time.

So I made a song about Tuesday. So happens it rhymes. The lowest number of crimes. Super bingo at nine. Don't know. how you do your Tuesday. This is how I do mine. The sun comes up. There's a smile on my mouth. Why? Because I love Tuesday is the first thing I shout.

Free Zumba this morning. Every Tuesday of five, I got my spandex on. It's time to head to the Y. Tuesday. H-O-A-Duesday. Housewife's going booze. I'm just talking about Tuesday. It's Tuesday. Is my recycling on the curb as I drive off? Yep. My recycling's on the curb. I mean Fridays are fine because they're casual and all. But I'm always more productive on my Tuesday conference call. I have to work plans. I got my spray tan.

I'm drinking lemon water out of me some cayenne. Pebbles and bam bam. I'm watching C-SPAN. And then it's two-for-one. It's Sonic with a conie in each hand. I say Tuesday. HOA. Tuesday.

Housewife's going booze. I'm just talking about Tuesday. Bip-hip. Duesday. Brown cow goes moose day. Eat some cash. Tuesday. I'm just.

talking bad Tuesday Marty Gras On a Tuesday I go to Krav Maga On a Tuesday I'm playing Pokemon On a Tuesday Came out of my mom

On a Tuesday Thank you very much Wow That's why Tuesday is awesome We out Thank you I was got to catch my breath after that

I just don't do it leading into the rest of a segment I kind of do it at the end there I do want to tell you guys about a movie that they say We're not going to reboot It's Back to the Future Which is a

a great set series of movies, a trilogy. What are they got three? Yeah. Man. Back to the Future, one of the best movies ever. Amazing. Back to the Future 2, real good. Back to the Future 3, pretty good.

It's hard to hit that third. Are there any sequel, sequel, third ones? Let's put movie Mike over here. I got one. Not sequels, Mike, but I'm talking about the third movie. Are there any third that are as good or almost as good as the first? Of recent movies. whatever. I would say Creed

1 through 3, great. Guardians of the Galaxy, 3 was great. Have I seen Creed 3 or is the new one? The one just came out this year. And you like that one? Yeah. Rocky 3. That's what I was going to say. The worst of the Rockies. What? With Mr. T? Yeah, it's the worst of them. Until it got stupid

like 6. Because one fantastic, two really great. Three, me. Hulk Hogan and Mr. T's fighting a wrestler. Yeah, yeah. Four is the best. The Russian. Okay, four is the best. That's so legit. And then five and six, I felt like just a B-roll from the other ones. They just put together.

Like they were just trying stuff at that point. So, but yeah, the Rocky series was good. Fast and furious, man. Yes, nine? No, no, seven. Fast and Fear 64? I thought that one itself. That one was a TikTok.

Fast and Fear of 64. So Back to the Future is so good. They said they're not going to do it. But here's what I think they could do. They could not do a reboot, but they could do his kid. they can do a Oh yeah yeah yeah So it's not a reboot

What would you call that Mike? It's not a sequel It would be a sequel It's not with the same people So it would be back to the future Or future to the back I don't know that I just said it's worse But I think they could do it with kids

Like his kid Like something has happened We already saw that in two though So because remember we saw his kid His whole family The kid comes back Yeah I just think there's something there They don't have to reboot it

but they could recreate a similar one because it was so good. I wouldn't even care if they rebooted it. It doesn't hurt me. And honestly, it doesn't lose. The originals don't lose value. Here's what we do. For a second, we go,

oh, it's stupid they're rebooting it, and then we don't watch it, and then it moves on. And then we just remember the good one. So, but they said they're not going to reboot back to the future because it's so good. But it's a 97%. Wow.

Morgan, do we make you watch this? Yeah, you did. Great, huh? And it was really good. I think I had a decent review of it. You know what she didn't review well with Seinfeld. Yeah, so weird. She gave it like zero jackets or Kramer.

Yeah, and Austin Powers. She hated Austin Powers. And Beavis and Butthead. Yeah. We almost fired you for that one. I had to have a meeting with the show and I was like, should we just get rid of her since she didn't like Beavis and Butthead? Let's grab a few calls real quick because that's what I promised.

Pam in Missouri is on. Okay, Pam, what's going on? Good morning, Bobby. Good morning. Morning. Call, because this is the first time I've ever had the opportunity to, hear the Tuesday song completely. I was either laughing

so hard or so deep in thought that I couldn't even concentrate on my driving. I got off at the wrong exit. Yeah, we never thought of our music's being cerebral, but I appreciate that, you know, there's some songs that really layer thoughts, meanings, that is not one, but

I like it. Maybe it's so dumb that it's smart. It's like if you start walking east, you end up west, if you just walk a long, you know, hard enough. Yes. Okay. So you liked it, Pam. I loved it. It was incredible. I cannot wait to hear it again. I may call on a Tuesday and we can't ask for it. Okay. Well, Pam, that's very kind. We know that it's dumb and we continue to do it because listeners ask us. And so thank you very much. I hope you have an awesome day. I hope you all do too. Saying some blessings your way. You too, Pam. Bye-bye. We spent a weekend, part of the weekend in Austin. We did our country festival. It was fantastic. We talked about it yesterday. Go listen to that podcast.

but it's always interesting when lunchbox goes into a hotel because this is a segment that he just wanted to run by us. He said he wanted to do like a trivia question about hotels. Okay, so what do you have? Yeah, it's called Hotel Survey. Do you take this from the hotel? Okay, go ahead, number one. The toilet paper.

No. No. Okay. The soaps and shampoo and Q-tips. Yes. I'll take that. No, but I don't take the, I don't mind it if I need it. If we're in a tour bus, I might need it and we'll take it.

The Q-tips probably I would take. But I don't go in and go, don't forget the Q-tips in the soap. You got to. Right. Okay, go ahead. Okay, the pin. Because they always have a pin right there with a pad and paper. Do I take it purposeful?

Do I make a point to take it? Is that what you're asking? Yeah. Not like I do the lotion. No. Okay. The pads of paper. There's pads of paper?

Yeah, right next to the little phone, they have a little pad of paper. It says the hotel on there. You make a little notes. I use it if I need it. That's what it's for, really. But I don't really take the whole pad. No. Hangers.

No. No chance. Like all? No, not all of them. That's too obvious. You just sneak one, you know, leave a shirt on. But now they're getting smart where they connect it, where they, it doesn't come off the bar. Or they do the really small ones.

And it's so frustrating. Yeah, but these weren't attached. So I don't know if he took it. I got two. Oh, gosh. Do I, no, I don't take the hangers unless it's an act. I would say a hanger on a pillow or the same. If I take a pillow, it's a total accident because I took my own pillow and grabbed another

on accident. So, but no, not on purpose. Yeah, see, because I take all those. Oh, you listed all the stuff that you take. Yeah, and I usually take extra in. Amy, I forgot to put the lotion. That was kind of the soap, shampoo. Sure.

That was in that line. And I always ask the maid, oh, you know, I'm out of toilet paper. Can you leave me an extra toilet paper? So right when I get there, I put the two rolls in my suitcase. And then I have to get more. So you can get away. As soon as you get there, you load up for what you're going to leave with. No, no, you load up so that way, oh, excuse me, I'm out of toilet paper.

Can I get a couple extra rolls and they give you two extra? And then the next day they clean your room, guess what? I'm out of toilet paper. So you can get away with six rolls. Do you take a suitcase just for stuff you feel? That's what it feels like. I have no room for this. Like you take a bag for souvenirs, maybe.

Yeah. Yeah. And then the hotel this weekend, I mean, they have gotten smart. They don't have shampoo, individual shampoos anymore. That's right. on the wall where you couldn't take it. You ripped it off like you did our soap dispenser here? No, I didn't test the stability of it.

Oh, he did it? No. Okay. But, I mean, it is, when you go in there, and they have the nicest pins, and so I always get about two or three pins. They have two or three in the room? No, no. Ma'am, I don't know. Without a pins? I tell the maid, I guess I didn't get a pin in my room, and then they put one in there. But then do you do it again?

Now you can get one from the front desk. Oh, my gosh. Okay. I'm just checking. Yeah, yeah. No, we're all good. I think we're pretty normal. That is a bit abnormal. What do we... Lamp? What do we say before this

break? I've already forgot what I teased about you. Murder. That's what it was. Let me do another Austin story real quick before murder story because this fits. Mine fits with Austin too. It does? Yeah. Well, you know how Amy always says she gets mistaken for like Mirren Moritz? Oh, gosh. Oh, here we go.

Oh gosh, because you're the one that told me this. This really happened. But you're the one that told me this. Okay, I know. I know. Amy's doing the hell. I can't believe that it's getting brought up. She told me this. Tell the boys what happened. Okay, okay, okay. So I was getting a ride from the hotel to Moody Center

and I'm with Bill. You know Bill he's got a black SUV. I thought luncheon is going to be with me, but it's just me. So I'm in the backseat of this black SUV. We pull in to the loading dock and, you know, you're backstage. I get out and some guy at Moody just thought I was Carly Pierce. Oh, my God. Stop it.

So now you look like Carly Pierce? I had my clothes, my change of clothes, my bag, and again. Was everything covered by the top of your head when you were walking in? Yeah, like, did you have a mask on your face? I don't know. I'm not saying. I think it was the hair maybe. But, or he couldn't see.

That one's not that crazy, though, if I'm being honest. We just think it's funny you keep bringing in all these people that people are confusing. She's like, you don't ever guess it. I was in New York and someone, hey, Giselle. I'm like, Amy. I've never said that. Amy. No, it's not, it's not, it's not so much that it's, that Carly Pierce is really pretty.

It's that she's an artist. Like, I was giving artist vibes. Because you had clothes, you're walking with a change of clothes. And you had a backstage, and you were in a black SUV that the company sent to get you down underneath. Yeah. I mean, they easily could have thought you were Luke Bryan. Same thing. Same thing, you know.

Whatever, I just. How did they drop you off by the loading dog? They dropped me off like five blocks away. Oh, you got to get with that. I was on the front of road, I had to climb over a barricade. and walk through grass and get in there. I don't know. Y'all all had access to this ride, but that's me.

Did they, though? I don't think so. Telling the murder story. Okay, so before I left town, I had to give someone that was working at my house a garage code because I wasn't going to be there. And I said, it's okay. I'll change it after because he was like,

oh, man, I don't, you feel comfortable giving out your code. And I said, yeah, I can change it. Easy, no problem. And he's like, yeah, because I'd probably come in and murder you. No. Like ha ha ha. And I said, oh.

In your sleep? Just, I guess since he has my code. He can get into my house at any time. And I'm just like, that's somebody who just felt like they needed to make a joke, isn't good at making jokes and it came out in an awkward way. Right. That's not a good joke.

I know. Because I don't know him from, you know, anybody. He's just doing something at my house. and now he has my code. I'd have a nightmare about opening my eyes. My eyes and stuff. Toy stores used to be so legit. Oh, yeah.

You go in, there's a nonstop toys, just like it sounds, a toy store. Now you don't, you know, it's a rare because you get everything online. Oh, yeah. And honestly, as a parent, though, taking your kids to a toy store, it sounds like a nightmare to me,

and then they want everything. Well, any store, they want everything. It doesn't have to be a toy store. You go to the grocery store. They want every item on the store. Dad, I want that. That's what is it. I do that to my wife.

I'm going to be honest with you guys. I'm like, I like, can I get that? Can we get that? No, why'd you come hungry? Is what she says to me. You should have ate before we came because now you're hungry for every single thing and you're not going to eat it. Okay. You're a child. The same thing.

He starts lunch to say that and I'm like, I do that. Okay, thank you. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Edgewood, Texas. A woman was doing some grocery shopping walking around the store with her basket full of goods. She walks up to the cashier, pulls out a night.

says, open the register and give me the money. And the cash register is like, nah, I'm not going to open the register. I'm not going to open that. And she goes, yeah, I was just joking anyway. Put the knife away. Went and got a couple more items. Got in line, paid for items. And police arrest her as she walked out the store.

I guess the only question that I have, was it April 1st? That's a little April Fool's joke. Because then I'd be like, if I'm the judge, I'm like, well, this is just an April Fool's joke a little too far. But I have a feeling that wasn't the case. It's like, shoot, you're shot? No. No? It's like stab your stab.

Yeah, you can't really threaten somebody, period, because that's a crime itself to threaten somebody with bodily harm. So then I assume they arrest her. Yeah, when she walks out the store, because she went back shopping and then paid for her items, which is hilarious. Did she get back through? Was it another teller?

Did they get her outside the store? They probably got her in the store. No, she paid and she was walking out. They were waiting for her. Geez, okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day. I have a new episode of the Bobbycast up today, and I went to one of my favorite people on TikTok.

His name's Patrick Kicks, and he tells great music stories. He tells one about Tanya Tucker, who started as a kid star, and then she put out a controversial rock album, which kind of derailed her country career. And then everybody sees the album artwork, and it causes this uproar because this innocent, you know, child star is now grown up and has, like, a sexy album cover. On the front, she has a microphone cord between her legs and she's wearing tight pants, but it's still like pretty tame. And then on the inside, there was a poster, but it's just her in like a red jumpsuit and she's standing backwards and just tight pants at her back is out. The reviews were like, she's gone full sex kitten.

Like, this is so scandalous. So Tanya Tucker, a kid star. And I'm telling you, if we saw it today, it would look like nothing. Instagram. No, not even that. Oh, really? It's like somebody wearing a jogging suit. Wow.

But because she was a kid and she was country and she did kind of a country-ish rock, it's not even that rock. But like she was just kind of, you're not country anymore. Wild story. So there's that. Number two was, and he had so many stories, he was talking about where the Walmart with the most Facebook likes, wherever it was, would get a visit from Pitbull. So internet pranksters started liking the most remote Walmart in the United States, which is in Cody. Alaska. There you go. Pipple goes to Alaska and does this promotion at this rural remote Walmart. And it's like this amazing experience because it's this big deal for the town. Like everybody

comes. It actually turns into this like super beautiful moment. Pipple basically is just like, you know what? Keep messing with people next time we'll be on the moon. That's the best Pipple line you could ever have. It's a great story because Codiac Alaska is not like you can land in Anchorage, which is also a bit difficult to get to. A bunch of connections. But he's like, Mr. D-O-5, I go anywhere. But he talks about the blah blah. I mean, it's such a good podcast. He's one of my favorite music guys on TikTok.

He's one of my favorite music guys on IHR Radio or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Thank you. We'll see you tomorrow. I'm on Instagram and TikTok at Mr. Bobby Bones. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, bye, bye, bye. A win is a win.

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