The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Why Is Morgan Nervous For Her Birthday This Week? + Dating Advice For Amy! + Movie Club: We Review 'Pretty Woman'

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

Find out why Morgan is nervous for her birthday this week, and how she plans to celebrate it! Plus, Bobby Bones and Morgan share some advice for Amy when she's ready to start dating again! Then, it's Movie Club time! We review the 1990 classic, Pretty Woman. Find out what everyone rated it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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podcasts. Welcome to Tuesday show. Morning! All right, we're here today and we're going to do something a little different. We're going to go around the room, but we're going to check in with the people of the show that we don't normally check in with. There are big parts of the show, but they're not what we call tiered. co-host. Yeah, tier one. They're not

tier one. I don't want to say tier one because they are in their own way. Yeah, no. Like an official co- like, it's me, Amy, Eddie, lunchboxes. We're the guys their microphones are always on. Yeah. Their primary role is not on air. So they're secondary. So junior varsity. I don't know. I don't have to call them because they're very important. Yeah. They have other

responsibilities. What do you think we should call secondary players? Abby? Well, I'm like more behind the scenes. We call you guys the BTS crew? Yeah, let's do that. That's good. Don't give me another two. If you give me another two on my The BTS crew. That's funny. We'll go around the room.

Okay. Abby, we're going to check in with you first. You are so instrumental to this show because behind the scenes you do so much from helping prepare the show to obviously answering the phones to helping me with a hundred different things in the morning. You're up. What would you like to say this morning? So what I did recently as far as my guitar, I realized that the first one I had, it was way too big, which is why I was struggling. So I went to the guitar place and I got a smaller guitar. Good for you.

Yes. It's definitely, and make sure that your action. Nice, well. Well, yeah, I know. It's just a weird thing, but your strings aren't too high from like the fretboard. That's what I asked them to. I said, please make it easy. Yeah, because it's easier to push down.

I'll lower the action. Yeah, and guitar's not easy, but I'm proud of you for staying with it. Yes, and my first lesson is this coming weekend. Wow. Let's go. I'm a little behind, but we got this. As long as you're moving forward, you'll never be left behind. Forever.

Yes. I made that up. Sounds good. Thank you. So we have a recital? Recital in here, right? Yeah, which I don't really know. Do you want me to play an entire song or what is happening?

Like a solo. No, no solos. Because I can't even do that. So I only need to know three chords, right? You need to play a song and we need with a guitar, but you don't need to cheat. Okay. And pick the easiest song. Okay.

All right, there she is Abby, everybody. All right, let's move over. to Morgan, who, again, has so many jobs and roles. Mainly, she is our head of all of our digital website, social media. It is a role that is always constantly going 24-7. The hardest thing she has to do is look at the Facebook page because, holy crap. You come out of that thing traumatized. That's right.

There she is. Here she is Morgan number two. Go ahead, Morgan. Well, it feels super weird because when I started the show, we were doing, I was 23 years old and we were doing, we'll do 24-year-olds care about. And now, in just a few days on Friday, I am 30 years old. Dang. That's crazy.

30-year-old's I hated turning 30 I'm be honest with you I don't feel good about it either like I'm not excited about this birthday I will tell you that the 30s are awesome but I just hated turning 30 30 they call that dirty 30 30 I don't know I don't know if people say that you might you might I don't not a clean 30 30 30 and thriving right there's lots of rhymes I think guys but it's I felt like my 30s I hated turning that 3 zero because I'm just not but my 30s were awesome because you know I really felt I knew my body and I knew my body and I No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I get it. What are you going to do for your birthday? Do you have any big plans? Yeah.

So I'm trying to avoid the fact that it is my 30th birthday and I'm going to Disneyland to act like a kid. Seven year old. That's not 30-30-30. Yeah. That's what would rhyme with 30. Nicky Goofy. Nerdy 30. Nerdy 30.

Yeah. Nerdy 30. Yeah. But genuinely, it just feels so weird. I feel like I've really done a lot of my growing up on the show. So much has happened for me in those six years that I've joined. I feel the same. I've grown up a lot on this show.

Yes, we have. Like fully. Yeah, fully. And next up, he is the guy that's in charge of all the sounds. If you hear something like a clip or even this music, he could really screw me over at any time. For example, you can turn this music down just like that. I'd be like, Ray, oh no. And I'll be like, Ray, hit this clip.

But here he is, our head audio producer, Ray Mundo! Yo, yo. So this is really a follow-up. We had Dan and Shay in studio. they did the interview, and this is paraphrasing. But at the tail end of the interview, Bones was talking about, hey, man, maybe see you guys on the course, maybe golf with you guys. And so then Eddie, post-interview, goes, yeah, man, we should all really get out in golf sometime to Dan and Shea.

So it sounded like Eddie and Dan and Shay were all going to go do a threesome in golf. Okay, weird term. So I was just curious, did you guys text each other? What's happened really with that golf? With me? Nothing. Nothing. I just, I know She plays.

I've seen him at the golf course. Does Dan play? No, not really. Okay. So you were just like saying something to say something? Yeah, yeah, and Shay brought it up. He's like, hey, we should play golf sometime. I think he was talking to me.

No, no, no, we were face-to-face. Ray. Eddie was included in the conversation. That's why I was fascinated if they were actually going to go home. I apologize because I know he said it to me and went over to YouTube. Yeah, because it was face-to-face. Good, good, good. And so did you follow up?

No, we have it. I don't even have his number. I don't know how to follow up on that. That's funny. They even get it from you? That's funny. No. I mean, if you really want it, you can have it.

But, okay. Ray, what's happening in your life, too? How's Bay? How's your wife? Yeah, she's doing awesome. Working from home, so I see her a ton more than we used to. I got a little bit of getting used to, but we enjoy each other, so bring it on. I mean, she used to be gone when I was home. He said that weird. He's like, it took a little bit of getting used to. Well, let's be real.

I napped her in the middle of the day, and she's, like, doing Zoom calls, so that got a little getting used to. But, yeah, I think we're fine. I think we manage it. I think it's good because, you know, you. You go to bed at 5 p.m. So now y'all actually do get time. They get along. Somehow he talked himself into this not being good.

Right. Ramundo, thank you very much. All right, glad everybody's here. The BTS crew. Great job, guys. Maybe like once a month or once a year or something. We'll check in with you guys. We get emails about this subject sometimes.

From wives, from parents, but almost never from the person themselves. Let's open the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mail tag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I love gaming.

It's been a big part of my life since I was a kid. It's what I do with my friends and brothers and how I spend almost all of my time outside of work. I recently came to the realization that I have nothing else going on in my life. And I think it's because gaming takes up so much of my time. I don't have a girlfriend. I've been stuck in a job that I've been wanting to leave for, years. I don't know how to cut back. So I'm just thinking of quitting cold turkey and getting rid of

all my gaming gear. Is that a bad idea? I'm afraid if I just try to cut back a little bit, I'm going to fail. I just need to grow up and start doing other things. Bobby, I know you enjoy playing games. I wanted to know what you would do in this situation. Signed, Greg, the gamer. Greg, don't throw your stuff away because you're just going to end up buying it back. It's going to cost a lot of money. It is. It is. So maybe not in a day. or a week, but you're just going to buy it back. So what I would do, this is going to be such a practical approach. It is not going to be sexy.

You know, nothing I ever say is. I'll be honest with you. Practical approach. Figure out right now how much time you're gaming. Just straight up right now before you make any changes. Let's just say it's one hour a week. We'll just use this as a number. Okay.

One hour a week. Okay, it's a lot more than that way. It is, but yeah, we're just going to need to block one hour. So you're going to go, I play games one hour a week. I'm going to cut it down to 50 minutes a week for this week. And in that extra 10 minutes, and that time can be whatever, I'm going to do this, this, and it's just about assigning times and goals. Keep it on your phone, lock screen, so you see it, and just meet your goals.

And if you meet your goal and you also play your game 50 minutes, and you're like, you know what, I'd like to play a little more than have at it. But it's about making small changes because if you make a big change, It's going to feel so uncomfortable that you're going to hate it so much. You're going to go back. It's like somebody's training for a, let's say, running, a race. And you're going to run a marathon. You don't go out and run 15 miles the first day.

If you did, your feet would hurt. Your legs would kill you the next day. You wouldn't even want to go work day two. So you go and you jog a half a mile day one instead. It's a buildup. No need to cut all the gaming. I love it. I love that.

I play like 3.30 this morning. I played some madden. Speaking of. But it's just about because you realize that there's things. lacking in your life, how to actually prioritize them. Gaming's fun. It's awesome. If you can do it and it's healthy, go for it. But if you're finding that there's some places in your life or there's a big void, slowly cut back so it doesn't seem like a full cold turkey change. Cold turkey's tough. Yeah, I feel like awareness is the

first thing here and you have that. So pat yourself on the back for the awareness and you said you wanted to grow up a little and growing up would be, you know, not being scared of failing if you do. You know, my friend Bobby here once said, fail until you don't. That's right. And I like Bobby too that you said the training for the marathon because I've done that before and there's a schedule right. And you have like different runs

that are summer short and then you get longer and then you go back short again and then you go longer. And so maybe you look at your schedule and during the week you have some shorter times that you play. Full bender on Wednesday though. 24 hours. Not a rip. Non-stop calling duty. Not that that but you give yourself a little more time

like on a Saturday or when you have some different free time. Like build out a schedule. I promise you you can do it. It will be hard. Nothing easy is ever worth a nickel. Wait, that ain't right. Close. Yeah, that's right.

No, that's right. If it's easy, it's cheap. Who cares? Everybody can have it. It's only worth a nickel. There you go. Who cares? You got it, man.

Good luck. All right, I'm flustered because I love gaming. I don't want to tell them to stop because I don't want my wife to hear this. Yeah, definitely don't know. She doesn't listen to the show anyway. So who cares? All right. Thank you, Greg, the gamer.

good luck buddy you can do it all right that's it close the mail bag we got your email and we read it on the air now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag yeah I got reports a first date to police after she refuses to split the bill called the cops

he's like when we were to date this date we're supposed to split the bill she left she didn't split the bill I need the police yeah they can't do that it's just weird to get the police involved well unless like there was big fight. Maybe they were like swinging, what do you

call it? But there wasn't. I mean, do they have a formal contract? But no. That's the thing. I know. I think that one is, if one of them leaves, the other one is just S-O-L. Right. And it can be either one of them. But yeah, they're looking for a, uh, the police

or just trying to ask her some questions now because he's filed a report. Oh my God. Because she left and he had to pay the whole bill when he had asked her, hey, we can split this evenly, right? I wonder why this guy's single. Exactly. It sounds like a real catch. So, Amy, you know, back in a dating world, sort of, whenever you do, what's the deal with you? Do you expect, I don't know, there are just rules now that I guess maybe aren't the same as they used to be.

No idea, yeah, because it's very different from when I was early 20s. When I was dating, if I went out traditionally, the guy I was dating. Even the guy picking you up now, Morgan, because most times on a first date, you just go and meet. Yeah, on the first day, I never let them pick me up. Yeah, I wouldn't now. days, but back then, yes, I went on a blind date and he came to pick me up. I mean, we have mutual friends, so that's safe. That'd be really bizarre.

If you know what they look like and they're picking you up, you're just getting a car like the wrong Uber? No, he knew my date. But he knocked on my door and knew exactly where I lived. I had no idea, yeah, what he looked like? There was no social media to check him out or so walking the floor. You make it stuck the flintstones whenever it's that old. What's the difference between when she was single then and single now?

Social media and Uber. Google being so easy to track him. everybody down. Yeah. It's just a lot. Technology. Because you were married, you were married for how long? Oh, almost like 17 years.

So you're in prison for 20 years and you come out. Things are a lot different. Lots changed. Yeah. So now is Morgan your mentor, your dating mentor? It's different roles. Yeah. I will go to her when I need advice, but I would say back then I would always buy the meal.

I think of the first date, I would assume the meal would be bought. But then later we can start to split. I'm just going to be honest. Or whatever. I don't know. Be, be real honest. What? Fully transparent.

Okay. I'm gonna keep it real, real. Okay. Like, I should do the wallet grab. Nope. Yeah, that's what I would do. You can do that whatever. You're probably going to make more money than any dude you get with.

And that's going to be probably a little hard for you. Because they're going to be like, oh. Yeah. They're not going to know, but you're a boss. Well. And that probably wasn't the case back then, too. And it's kind of intimidating to some dudes to be with a successful woman. Well, then they're not the man for me.

Exactly. That's right. So you're only going to date successful dudes? No, I mean... The man's for her. No, no, I could date someone that has a different pay scale than me, but as long as they're okay with, if there is a difference and they're supportive and want to support, we both can mutually support each other's careers and passions, and that's what I would be looking for. Get a mama. At any moment, someone is...

It's just going to be a weird dynamic. It is. And it's awesome because you've earned it and you're just going to be like, I can buy three of these mills. You should say that. What? No. I would not. Morgan, you're paying for the first day. They usually do.

Yeah, typically. I do always do the wallet grab to, you know, entertain it. But I do like that they pay for the first date because then after that you can start splitting it and go from that. And even you can pay for some of them. Yeah, like if we go to dinner and then we do drinks, I'll typically always even, not even like allow them to pay for the drinks after. Like if they pay for dinner, I'm like, okay, I'm buying drinks later. But that's if we do both. And so, but to do, Namy, this is for you to know because even I've dated since you have.

I've been married for a couple years. You only do the secondary part if it went really well. You would never go to drinks or to ice cream if the first part didn't go well. And you never commit to that before you go. Like, we're not going to go to dinner and then ice cream. You only go to dinner and then it's like, hey, do you want to get if it's gone well, right, Morgan? Yes, that's exactly what happens. Because the worst is like, let's go to dinner than drinks and let's go to Wild River Country and do some slide.

and then you're like, you hate them. When do you go home, like in the movies? Uh-huh. With who? Then? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, say it's like, hey, drinks. It's going good.

Dinner went well. Go home. Well, date one. Individually? No. Nightcap, they say? So on TikTok, I saw that you should not even do dinner first. Your first date should either be like coffee or like a happy hour, one drink minimum.

I hear you. And that way you have an out. And it's not this long dinner committed type thing. But I don't know. I would say, Maura, I'll let you go first. You're currently in the scene. Go ahead. Yeah, so if I'm vibing really well with them over social media or like text message or whatever,

I will potentially do a first date dinner. But if it's not and I'm just like testing the waters and I don't have much of a vibe, then I will do like one drink, coffee date. It just really depends on the pre-dinner, like pre-date situation, how that's going. And how excited you are to go out with them and how possibly you could, yes, that's what I was going to say. And also if you're really not excited at all, sometimes I just drop by their house and I'd be like, I'm not good. I'll just keep going.

Really? Yeah. That's weird. They see you. I was like, wave. Okay, that was it for me. Good luck. Thank you. You got the same.

You got it, I'm good. No, you can do it. We know you can. Have fun out there. You know, you can do it. Go and you just let you be you. That's right. That's right.

I'm still, like, there's so much I'm working on with myself and then also my kids and and career. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's not at the top of my. list. I got you, baby. All right, you get it. All right. Thank you. And good luck to this dude for trying to get a woman to ever date him again if they ever Google

his name. Right. Because he's calling the cops on this lady. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. There's a school in Houston doing some awesome. It's called the C.E. King Middle School. And they're doing a classroom and they call the R.A.K. room. And it's called random acts of kindness. And what they do is they get assigned these random acts of kindness. They go do and they present it to the class.

And they get points for, if their kindness is awesome, they get more points. And at the end of the year, they get to trade in those points for like shoes, basketballs, prizes, stuff like that. And the principal. Like Dave and Busters. Totally. Balloons, balls. And so the principal says it's awesome. It's making people like a lot more kind in the school.

And they said that they really need more sponsors to donate, you know, all the prizes. And here's one of the sponsors talking about how cool it is. I would love for somebody coming to my middle school and say, I believe in you and I want to help you achieve all your goals. So that's what we're doing. And don't be like, well, they're only doing it for prizes. Who cares, as long as they're doing it. Exactly. They're conditioning themselves.

And they're seeing the rewards, not only with what they're getting, but sometimes you use something nice for somebody, you realize, oh, that was just cool to do it. I mean, it would be cool sometimes to get like a bad girl. I mean, yeah, that's why we do things. Our prizes. I would say most of the kids look at it that way or they turn into that, like when they're adults, and there's maybe that one that's like, as they grow up and they start doing nice things, they're like, where's my prize. Exactly. And you know what? We'll take that too.

Great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. There are a few theories as to what's happening now. We have lunchbox on the phone. Lunchbox is not in today. He called me as COVID, so I'm told he can say that. But before we called lunchbox, Eddie said we're calling his lakehouse. Yeah, I didn't know if the phone was working at the lakehouse or not.

Which was you saying he's not really sick. Okay. So here he is. Lunchbox. Good morning. Oh, he's playing that out. He's playing that out. You can't make that up.

That's how I sound right now. Guys, it sounds so real. Let's just talk to him for a while. Let's just talk to him for a while. Right, because he goes in and out of character. You want to talk about the weather. You want to talk about what? You want to talk about the two lines on the COVID test?

You want to talk about the Advil and Tylenol, the sweats, the chills. What do you want to talk about? I believe you, for the record. I never thought anything about it. And then somebody, whose name rhymes with spaghetti, was like he's probably. Took a little time off. So what happened to you? Oh, man, the youngest kid had like snot and stuff, and he was feeling bad.

And the wife started feeling bad. And then I woke him in the middle of the night shivering. And I was like, uh-oh. And did the little swab in the nose. And I was positive. The wife was positive. And the youngest kid was positive. So three COVID, one house, not bad.

What about the other kids? They are negative. For now? Is that so interesting? are now. Yeah. I mean, and the youngest, so the youngest has RSV and COVID at the same time. Oh my.

He's in an RV? Oh. No, he's not an RV by the lake. Yeah, by the lake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was wondering, like RV by the lake house. Okay. Well, I believe him.

How bad do you feel on a scale of 10 being you feel awesome and one being just a real turd in the toilet? Oh, I'd say about a three. Because that's closer to turd in the toilet, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty bad. Okay. Well, I assume you won't be back at all this week, so we'll see you next week.

What's the rules on? What are the rules on COVID now? I don't even know the rules. I mean, I don't know what the rules are. I haven't looked up at the employee handbook. I think it's probably right into 401K. I haven't read that either. Okay.

Well, get better, and we will wait anxiously for you to come back in the studio. We had a couple segments planned for. you today that we're not able to do. And you probably don't want to do them sick on the phone, do you? Oh, it depends what they are. What we got? Is it like where you can give me a bunch of praise? I'm down for that.

Doubtful. There is a segment. No. If he's going to be cranky because he's sick. And it's almost, if I let him get on to something I know he wants to talk about and he's already cranky, everybody's probably going to get in trouble. Let's give it a chance, though. Give it a chance.

Okay. Can you stay on? Yeah, I can stay on. I mean, yeah. I'm just sitting here. chilling at the lake house. Yeah, man. Okay, let's play lane.

I'm swimming in the lake. That's right. Not like he's out swimming at the lake. Oh, because he's on the boat. Yeah, he's not getting in the water. Yeah. A win is a win. A win is a win.

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We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no.

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Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just, know the groundlings, I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it

doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

Lunchbox is on the phone with us. He has COVID. We did figure out what the protocol is. So when he has no more symptoms, he can come to work. But you have to wear a mask, according to the company, law for five days when you come back in, lunchbox. Oh, man, come on. That's legit.

That's weird. We can put you in a different... How am I going to bring my humor through a mask? Like, I'm a, oh, that's true. We should just put him a different room. Yeah, that's a good point. For five days? Yeah, sure. No, forever. No. We need to build him his own room. Let him stay. Now, here's the thing.

This is what Lunchbox is irritated about. Lunchbox does not have a company credit card. And he thinks he should have a company credit card. And there are people on this that I have a company credit card, and he thinks it's unfair. They have one, and he doesn't. And I know he's sick. I know he's cranky, but I was going to let him talk about that this morning.

Lunchbox, go ahead. I mean, look, we are in the month of October, which is 20 years I've been with the company. 20 years of dedicated service to this company, and I don't have a company credit card. I don't understand. Like, we were in Las Vegas, and I'm eating at this restaurant. There's a couple other company people there. They're eating. And, I mean, I'm talking, like, people that I've never even, like, probably been here for a week.

I mean, I don't even know what they do. They're not on the air. They're not on anything. They're not a CEO. They're not a manager. And I'm like about to pay with my credit card. And he goes, oh, dude, don't worry about that. I got a company card.

He flops the company card out there. And Scuba goes, yeah, I got a company card too. And I'm like, what do you mean? You have a company card too. I mean, how do these people get a company card? They're just like people. They're not 20 years in. Like, how do they not give me one?

So Lunchbox wants an I-Hart company credit card. Morgan, do you have one? No, I don't. Okay, I don't even have one. Yeah, no. They don't trust. I don't need, I don't want one. Okay.

What do you mean you don't want one? You know how baller it is? Like when you have a bunch of coworkers, you're like, I don't want that. Just put down the company. The thing with Scoba Steve, though, is he's executive producer. He's booking all kinds of things for people, like sometimes flights. Like, he has a reason to have a car.

The only thing he's booked me is in a homeless hotel in freaking Arkansas. Well, he booked it. But what would you ever use that card for, honestly, lunchbox? I mean, meal, clients, you know. Artists, you know what I mean, and whatever they mean, I'd buy them stuff. Whenever you say you know what I mean, we know what you mean. Because you're not doing, you're not having any meals, first of all, that would be work-related unless you make it up. And I like, well, we talked about work for five minutes, so that counts.

I met a listener while I was eating. Yeah. Secondly, when do you ever eat with artists? And you say buy them stuff. What would you buy? I mean, what do they? You want that jacket? You know what I mean?

Like, oh, cool, man. Here's a gift. You take them on a shopping screen. What if I run into Chris Stable? Let the ball like, Ray. He's playing pickleball and he needs like a new racket or something, you know, his racket, a string break. I'm like, here he goes Stapleton, here he's going to play more pickleball. I buy him a company.

First of all, there are no strings on pickleball rackets. Second of all, why would you buy Chris Stapleton a racket on the company? The company wouldn't buy him a racket. Well, the company's making mistakes. It's like saying, hey, you know what I mean? We've got your back. You know what I mean? We see you if you're in a pinch, we'll help you out.

No what I mean? I don't think the company needs to give him a credit card. I don't think the company needs to give me a credit card. They've never given me one. Does anybody else hear it? People that are like behind the scenes that, I mean, I've been there 20 years. Like, what do you have to do to get a company credit card? Be responsible.

There you go. That's really good. 20 years, that's pretty responsible. You can't keep using 20 years as the only reason. I think. Well, I mean, what else do you use? I mean, sort of like when you move up the corporate ladder, it's because I've been here 20 years. No, it's not.

It's because some people move up the corporate ladder in a year. And some people don't in 20 years. If I have the 20 years, I feel like I should be able to have a company credit card. How about this? When you come back, make an official call and ask, like submit an email, an official way to say, I would like to have a company credit card. No jokes in it, though. Just see what the company says.

Like to Bob Pittman? I wouldn't go to the CEO. I'd go to like our bosses. Oh, CFO. Oh, go to Rich. The CFO. I wouldn't do that either. I would go to like one of our bosses.

Yeah, I got that. I'll hit them up. Okay, but all official. No jokes. I'm requesting this. These are some things I could do. And then let's read their response on the air. Yeah, I'll email them individually.

And that way we get different responses. See who, you know, maybe one bites, one doesn't. That's like asking mom for something in them, which says no go to dad. That's right. Yeah. Scooby, do you think any chance? Lunchbox gets a card? Not a chance at all.

The day you put your email on your cell phone is when you'll get a credit card. That wasn't funny. No one cares about that. I mean, all right. It does say something about. It's responsibility. The fact that he has to get off,

has to go home and to fire up his laptop to check his email. You think you're going to give him a company credit card? It's cool, but here's the thing. I don't get as many important emails as you. Yes, you do. You get plenty of emails for, like, voice requests and things that have behind the scenes. Money stuff too. He doesn't get it until like the next day or days later because he has to literally open him his laptop,

go on America online, and get on the internet and then check his email. You have mail. I think someone's lashing out because I made fun of them for having a company credit card when I don't have. Well, we hope you feel better. We hope tomorrow if we talk to you, your COVID's feelings. feeling better and we'll see you next week I'm sure we'll talk to you before then yeah I mean thanks for guys for coming over and bringing me meals and all that I can't wait to see what you guys this is your first day that's sick I'm just saying I'm just saying you want us to go all the way

to the lake house and take you meals I mean yeah whatever and when have you ever brought a single thing to any of us well I don't remember you guys aren't being sick so I mean his wife does have COVID too we should do a dinner yeah we should and the kid has COVID you know what when I had COVID he brought me food he did he did he did he did Okay, then you should be on it. All right, you want Olive Garden? I was saying Ruth Chris. No, seriously.

Stop. What do you want? We will send over a dinner tonight. What do you want? What place? No, stop saying Roots Chris. Oh, gosh. Be serious.

Be serious. Okay, all right. All right. There's a place, you know, it's over right by the station. It's R. Chris. Our dot, Chris? Okay, Ray, just let's figure it out. All right.

Here's a voice. smell we got last night. Hey, Bobby Bones and Studio. I am excited for you to be coming to Tulsa, Oklahoma. I'm just curious if you're going to be selling any merchandise at your show here at the Hard Rock. Yeah, always. And, you know, yes, that Tulsa show, I'm going to tell you, it's the biggest show for

me all year, meaning most tickets sold. And even when people say it's a sellout, usually they'll be like one or two or six single seats, meaning it's hard to sell single tickets. but most sellouts are like 98% or above. They just call it that. This show sold every single seat. Wow. That's cool.

Like thousands, it's wild. That's a lot of disappointed people. So did I hear? I heard a lot of lonely people in Tulsa. A lot of singles ended up coming. Yeah, that too. Yeah, we always got a bunch stuff there. Maybe they'll meet somebody.

It's not a singles event, everybody. It's not. My point was, I'm just so. What kind of merchandise you're going to have there, man? Uh, you know. Sounds like you got all sorts of lighters. No. Not in the bongs.

Yeah. That's what it sounds like. Comedically inspirational shirts. Stuff like that, Eddie. Okay? Thank you. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So there's a reason why those Hallmark holiday movies are so popular and why they start, like, in the fall season, working into Christmas time.

Can I guess why? Because people are looking forward to Christmas so much and they'll take any little nugget or nibble. they're easy to watch because you kind of know what's already going to they're all thematically basically the same and they're free

well some of them now we have to pay for streaming services and whatnot oh yeah sorry holiday harmony sorry Amy's you gotta have a Macs subscription it's on streaming on Max now but the study found that both men and women are more interested in watching

romantic movies in the fall than any other time of the year because when it gets cooler out humans need cuffing season inner warmth snuggling. Cuffing season. And movies like that fit the bill and get them in the right mood. You ever get cuffed?

What do you mean about that? Morgan, you ever get cuffed and realize you're being cuffed? I do feel like I get more dates during that season. It's like people are a little lonely, it's a little cold out, they want to snuggle. I do feel like it happens. You're talking about like handcuffs? No, cuffing season is for, let's just say, it's cold and you don't want to be cold anymore. So for that reason, you find somebody else to not be cold with.

Oh. That's very elementary version of cupping season. But it's a thing. Yeah. So you never want to be cuffed. You always want to be the cuffer. But you don't even want to be the cuffer, really. You just want to keep it real.

All right, what else? Well, just a heads up. You might find this shocking, maybe not. But you can't trust everything you see in here on TikTok. Yes, you can. I'm here to say you can and I do. Go ahead. The Washington Post did a whole story on it about how a lot of dietitians are even being paid

there to say certain stuff, but they're not upfront about it. Because what happened was the World Health Organization. Remember this summer when they put out that whole thing about aspartame? And then apparently soda companies partnered with some dietitians to like sort of say. You mean paid dietitians? Yeah. That's what partnered mean? Yeah.

That's when you see somebody that says if I write a D.K. partner on a post by Draft Kings, who's a massive sponsor that's sponsored by, but it's like a friendlier language. Yeah. You know? It really means they paid me to do this. They paid me. Yeah. weren't in agreement.

I do love drafting, so, DK.K. sponsor, but I do love them. Yeah, it'll say paid sponsorship. Or you say hashtag, yes, DK partner or whatever. You, by the, what is it? Morgan, what is it called? FTC rules? Yeah.

FTA, yes. It's supposed to be a rule that you have to say if you're getting paid to say. Yeah. Right. And so the thing is they weren't, they weren't disclosing who they were getting paid by. They were just acting as if their dietitians, giving you this helpful information. So point is just triple check, double tech. A couple of dietitians that I think.

fall were calling some of these other dietitians out after and they were so bummed because just there's so much misinformation. I love a dietitian feud. Ain't no feud like a dietitian feud, boys. Golly. But to be fair, not to this, because I agree. There are times where I'll be like, this product's awesome. And I say on the show, this is not a commercial.

It's like I have to do not a partner, but I still love it. Yeah. And I'll do that on social media too because I really want people to believe what I say. So I try not to get into that. But anyway, Aspartame's awesome. I've been just after my heart. Wait, are you serious? I have it straight up.

Hashtag on the rocks. Are you hashtag being paid by certain? Yeah, not at all. All right. Okay, so obviously one of Morgan Wallen's biggest songs is last night. And I love... It's like Beetlejuice. If you say it, it just pops up.

So I love when teachers get creative to teach students, because this is the stuff that would have resonated with me if I was a kid. So Faith McPete, she changed the lyrics of the song to teach her third grade class how to do their times nine multiples, which, you know... Times nine, it equals 72. Here's a clip of it. It'll explain it better. Morgan Wallis, listen to me, he's like, 53 and 4.

He's also using it. He's like, I don't get it. Hey, now I do. That's cool. Good for them. I know, just, you know, a little encouragement out there to get creative, even if you're a parent at home trying to teach things, because math is really...

I'd just simplify that song even more, though. Killing me. Because I'd have been like, eight times nine equal 72. I wouldn't know all the extra words. I'd have been too lazy. I'd just done the multiplication. But Eddie struggles with his still. But my nines are good though.

They are? Yeah, you just kind of turn, you move the finger. So like give me a nine, nine times what? If you know it, why do I do that? Six times four. No, no, I need nine. Six times four. I don't need nines.

Six times four, 24. See? You took like 80 seconds to get there? I was stalling. Yeah, seven times six. I need nine. Okay. Thank you, Amy.

Okay. I need me. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Last month, that's tropical storm will feel you about her parts of eastern North Carolina.

Police and Greenville got a call from someone concerned about a dog that as the storm was happening and the waterfall rising, there was a dog that tied up outside. Oh. So the officer's like, all right, let me go. He found a small pit bull tied to a fence and the floodwaters were continuing to come up around the dog. The cop had to wade to the dog. That's how deep it was. So think about that. If he's wading and it's to his hips, it's almost where the dog can't get its head out of the water. So he gets there just in time. He takes the leaks. Doesn't have to cut it. All he does is unsnap it.

Takes the dog, carries the dog to safety. Luckily the dog, when dogs are scared, animals are scared or hungry or hurt. They're aggressive. Luckily, the dog was not. On social media, it blew up, obviously, because you see the cop during the storm going out to save this dog. I mean, it's the greatest story. That's so cool. It's the greatest story. And you know what they named the dog? Wow.

Noah. No one. It's the arc. Yeah, I made that out of us. But they save the dog. That's awesome. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

It's called the Scandinavian sleep method. People are saying to save their marriage. So if somebody kicks or talks or farts or snores, it's got to be hard. affects your sleep. Or it can be you and it affects their sleep and their health can be bad because of that. So some couples have started to split into two beds or two rooms. Now this is not quite that. This is something that the people who have been sleeping in different beds are saying is helping them kind of get back to it. Here is the Scandinavian sleep method. No top sheet. Those things are absolutely useless for getting rid of that. And then the most exciting part is we're going to be doing the Scandinavian sleep method. So in Copenhagen, not once have I slept with one duvet.

It is always two twins, and we sleep so good. No one's fighting over blankets. Nobody's too hot or too cold. But this is just absolutely the comfiest way to sleep. I turn out of time, I recommend it. It could save marriages. So you're in the same bed, but you have two smaller comforters. We call them the comforters.

She calls them duvets. Right. Well, they're different. They are? Yeah. So a comforter is just like a blanket. There's no insert. A duvet is an insert that goes into, like there's a duv.

I don't know the difference. That's cool. I didn't know there were two. The feather thing that goes inside and there's buttons. We just called the cover. Okay. Oh, I do. I guess I do. So it's same bed, but different.

Covers. Different kind of like pods in the same bed. That is called the Scandinavian sleep method. I try that. Do you need it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Who's the comfort or hop? Well, it's the four-year-old. He kind of comes in and just takes over the bed.

About two in the morning. How about you just get a lock? I put on the door. That way you don't. I think he will knock for like five hours. All right. All right. Let's go over to Amy. Get the morning corny. The morning corny.

What do you call an ant? That's a spy. What do you call an aunt? That's a spy. Informant. Informant. Informant. That was the morning corny.

Informant. Formant. Formant. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? These are borderline. I don't know if something's wrong with them or something's wrong with me. So I have a whole packet of these

And if I go, what's wrong with people? And you don't feel like anything's wrong with them, don't say anything bad. Okay. Okay? Yeah. So we talked probably weeks ago about the guy who spent a bunch of money to get a lifelike dog costume so we could live in it and be an animal. And he would just live in like the kennel and the dog.

He was just, a collie. And it was creepy because it looked 90% real. It's creepy because it didn't look fully real, but a little too real, where I think it was a dog. if I was just walking down the street. So now he's upset about the way he's being treated by other dogs. They won't play with him. That's funny. Okay.

Because he's a fraud to them. Right. They're like, you're not real. Get out of here. So now he's all butt hurt and he's like, man, they're surprised and they don't treat me as an equal. He says now that the dogs won't play with him because they don't think he's one of them, his goal is to find other people who enjoy dressing up like dogs to play with. It's a good.

It's from Ladd Bible. So let's see how you guys feel. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? Okay, good, that's one. See, this one, I didn't know if this was what's wrong with people or if I feel bad for her. Well, I mean, let's get it straight. I feel bad for the dog person.

I don't know. I do. You guys know what an atomic wedgy is? No. Or a wedgey? Yeah, yeah. Pull the underwear. Yeah, a wedge just lifted up.

Atomic is just really hard and high. So there was a woman, she's in her early 30. She's suing Disney World after one of the water. slides gave her a wedgy so bad that she had to be hospitalized. Okay. Her name is Emma McGinnis. This is from The Daily Beast. She was on a 30th birthday trip with her family. And there's a slide called the Humonga Cowabunga.

That sounds fun. That sounds legit. I would run right to the humonga cowabunga. Wow. Near the end of the slide, she went airborne and hit the pool and the bottom, I guess, down. And it gave her a wedgey apparently that damaged some, you know. Oh. So she needed surgery. Oh. She wants Disney to be more up front about the risks and maybe ban certain bathing suits that would be wedgy prone. Huh.

The wedgy did all that damage? What? Like, was she wearing a thong? She's seeking $50,000, $1,000, mental anguish, hospital bills. Here's, um, so. This is where I struggled with this. There's got to be a bit of personal responsibility for things, right? And obviously, I didn't see her go down the slide.

And you don't have a little. a lot of people having surgery because of wedgies. We don't really even know what she's wearing. She may be the only one that I've heard of. Is this her? Is this her fault? It sucks because she was her. Is this her fault or is this Disney's fault?

Gosh, I don't know. I don't think it's Disney's fault that her swimsuit went up as high as it did. But she's suing. I know. So let's just see who, let's see who response. Okay. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people?

Oh, just one. Amy, you're not. You don't think so, Amy? Yeah, I don't know. I feel like any more details. I feel bad that she had to have surgery. Me too. I feel bad too.

Maybe they just... But it's the suing. Pay for that or you can get your medical bills, like, paid for it. But should they pay the medical bills? If it's in every way, they've covered everything. I don't know. Can we do some research and find out? If anybody else...

I'm doing no research because there's a segment over. I'm done with the story forever. I'm assuming it was a G-string, right? I'm assuming whatever it was probably didn't fit right or she didn't fall. She didn't slide right or... Right. Not Disney's fault. If it happened to like 30 people, I would say it's definitely the...

That's where the research comes in. This humonga, Kawabanga, I'm watching the point of view on YouTube right now, it's awesome. Yeah? Holy crap. You down on the rocks. You take it to the right.

And then that's where I go, Cowabanga! And then that's it, you're done. There's no way. There's no way. This is on her. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people?

Oh, come on, Amy. Okay, I'll join in because by her logic, she could like go sue the swimsuit company and be like, your swimsuit. There we go. Yeah, I feel like that's... Okay, what's wrong with you? Yeah, what's wrong with people?

A 38-year-old woman in Missouri is facing charges after she got into a fight with her husband and then drove almost five miles with him clinging to the hood of the car. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, so a Vinta Park woman is charged with assault after she allegedly was driving away from an argument and for traveling several miles with him still in the hood of the car. I got to know how he got there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like what was he saying?

Stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or did she see him? And man! So, St. Louis County prosecutors on Friday charged the 28-year, excuse me, a 38-year-old Stephanie Boyd, with first-degree domestic assault and resisting arrest by fleeing. They set the bond. There's a news report that came out.

She allegedly got in the car to leave and drove off with him on the hood. So it does sound like he jumped on the hood. Sure, sure, but five miles, dude. The investigation showed Joy Boy drove toward Page Avenue and on I-170, which she traveled for 4.6 miles with him on the highway? That's messed up. During the drive, she passed through a construction zone. An officer saw the vehicle pass near him,

And that's why, can you imagine you're a cop, you're just sitting there with the gun. All right, 78. Yeah, I'm 81. I don't feel like you chasing him. You know, human on the hood. What the crap? You do the double take? What?

KMOV. But even after the police got behind her, she wouldn't pull over for another half mile with him on the hood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I, first of all, this is for her. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? Second of all, dude, why you get on the hood of the car? Yeah.

Well, I think, here's what I'm thinking. He started on the hood, like, stop. And then she wouldn't stop. And she kept going for five miles. You can't get off the hood after that. Don't jump on the hood of the car. Well, maybe during the construction zone she had to slow down and could have hopped off. Maybe.

Yeah, I give her a full. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? And I give him a, what's wrong with people? Let go, man. Get off the hood. All right, one more. Jerome Mulligan, 41 has been sentenced for threatening to kill his neighbors.

So he makes these threats and they say, boom, you're in trouble. But he won't go to jail. He'll be doing house. arrest across from his neighbors. Oh, that makes sense. He's going to be there the whole time. Yeah, because I'm going to tell you something. A piece of paper or an ankle bracelet.

It doesn't really keep you in the house. It just lets them know if you did get out of the house. After pleading guilty to retaliation against a witness or victim and a misdemeanor charge of terroristic threats, he's set to spend nine months on house arrest and five years on probation. Mulligan and Rupert's family live across the street from each other. One calling you're dead.

He said in one incident. Oh, no. So it's just, it's not the house arrest part that bothers me. Our prisons are overrun, overpopulated. Too many people going to jail for things that probably shouldn't. But they're putting him right at the scene of the crime. It's like, take it, here's Stanley. I'm like, Stanley, buddy, you can't eat any more beef.

And you're in trouble. You'll have no beef. Now I'm going to lay this beef in the bowl over another side of the room. Exactly. But you cannot have it. trouble. You know what he's going to do. You got to go eat the beef. You turn it into a dog collar where like

electric fence. You put that up and z- That'd be cool. I agree, but human rights. Or you have like a prison guard go by the house and just make sure all the doors are locked. Tax money. You know what I mean? I feel like that. So to this guy I go, what's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? And to the judge who sentenced and then I go,

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It's Will Farrell. Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day. And I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means,

but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. Mm.

and he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that.

There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. You ever get like water in your ear or you just, it's just something you can't get it out. Yep. Well, this woman had this forever. She just couldn't get it.

Ah! They come out of her ear. Like what? She like shake her ear. Yeah. And finally a spider came out. No. Yeah, they poured peroxide in her ear.

And then when it did, I guess the spider was like, Spider crawls out of the ear. But that's what it was. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, that's crazy. The two women handled it well. The video has gotten over 50 million views. who's a spider just crawled in the ear.

The ear is a pretty vulnerable place for a spider to crawl into. You're sleeping. The hole's open. Right. I mean, honestly, it happens more than we think, I'm sure, but then maybe it finds its way out without it. Like, it goes in and goes out. But I'm sure we got stuff going in holes. To a spider, that looks like a nice little hole to hang out of it.

It's a cave. You know what I mean? It's a motel. Exactly. You know, it's not a hotel because you don't go in and check in. You just go right in the door. Motel. Right outside.

Motel. Yeah. That freaks me out. I've mentioned it before, but I read the book from the lead singer of Red Hot Chili Pepper is Anthony Kedis. And he talks about being in like the jungle. They're like camping or something in the jungle. And a bug went in his ear and it really messed him up. And he thought he was like going crazy.

And then just finally the bug crawled out. And he was good. Wow. That's why. I don't like that. I don't like that either. The happiest jobs in the world. And they base this on a lot of different things.

It's not just people going, are you happy? Yes. but there's a research called Bamboo HR and they reveal 8 to 1 where it's everything from wages to health to time with family it's like 31 different factors okay okay so here we go

industries with the happiest workers in the U.S. number 8 health care that just so vague to me does that mean doctor does it mean pharmaceutical rep and nurses administration in the hospital That one to me is a little too vague. And then are certain doctors happier than others?

Like, I wouldn't want to be a B.H doctor, having dealing with a hurt B.H. I felt like those are doctors who probably didn't want to do that, but it was like, well, we got some room left in this class. Do you like butts? No. Well, but there's three seats open. Okay.

That's why I took French in college. I wanted to take Spanish. But I got signed up late for the class. So I was like, Bonjour. I feel like it's a toss-up, too. Like, you could have a good day where you're saving lives, and then other days where people...

Lives lost. Like, that's going to be heavy. Oh, I thought you meant to B.H. Like, you're saving lives. Oh, no. Be like, in health care, like, just the things you have to see are heavy. At 7, education. So we're just going to assign that to teachers, administrators, principals.

How's that happy? Maybe. You're with kids all day? Giving back. Maybe it's just kids. Maybe people just love kids. Okay. Like everybody's kids.

I don't much like everybody's kids. I like some kids. I like my kids. I like some kids. I like you guys's kids. I don't like everybody's kids. Exactly. Like, I don't even start it even.

I'm going to be honest with you. If I don't know the kid And I don't have kids So it's different Unless they're like two Or five Or 17 And they

They're weird numbers Yeah well It's like a two year old's funny to me Those things They're hilarious Five year olds are like starting to know life And 17 year olds Like they can like talk about

Playing a ball Or they want to go to college And like I can relate and talk about that And they got low voices Yeah it's getting there Yeah So those are always the ages of kids If I don't know them

I'm like, okay, we're at least starting even. Other ages as kids? I mean, we're in the hole. You got to be a really good. You start with not liking it. No, no, I'm it's negative. Unless you guys as kids. That picture of you posted the other day

of you holding your one-year-old nephew. It was so sweet. He's awesome. It's like, but that was the first time I was like seeing you hold this baby where I thought. Almost stolen. That could be Bobby being a dad.

Yeah, sure. I know. I'm just saying. It was foreshadowing. I was just holding a baby. I don't know if it was foreshadowing. Oh, something in the first thing. future?

It's the most comfortable I've seen you. Oh yeah, I'm super comfortable with him. That's what I mean. But here's the thing about babies that I don't like. They're just too much. What do you mean? He's got to be around them all the time. Oh, yeah, you can't leave him alone.

Yeah. They get to poop and pee and feed them. Big responsibility. Well, at least Stanley, I can leave for a couple hours, my bulldog. With Ella, we can leave the dog door open and she can go outside. If we could have a baby, we'd have eight right now. Yeah. You know?

Sure, some people do. I know. Number six. Travel and hospitality, don't. Five restaurants, food and beverage, four, non-profit, three, finance. And finance has just got to be rich.

You're making money. I feel like a bunch of people aren't being like in finances and Wall Street. Are you saying English? I don't want to, this is just. It's just a vibe I've gotten that it's actually very stressful

and they end up not very happy. But the money probably makes them happy. Yeah, I don't know anybody that's like, I got to get my math on today. Like I know, money guy and he's always fishing. Always. He's like, oh, look at this sailfish. If I let his money do the work. Exactly.

Why he's fishing. Gotcha. Technology at two, which is probably like an explorer. Okay. And then number one, construction. Yeah, clock in, clock out. You know what? I agree. I'm envious. And you're building something.

Yeah, like you've got muscles too. Start to finish. First of all, and I'm not talking about the foreman. I bet on jobs. It sucked and they didn't do crap. And they literally just sit there and point in and told us what to do. But I'm talking about Imagine you're Let's say you're a working for me You're lifting bricks

Your biceps are getting cut And you're lifting with your legs Not your back Yeah, yeah So your testosterone is flowing through Because your quads are constantly working Be crushing it And then you go home

You don't think about it Yeah But you're really exhausted Yeah but you have a beer And you watch a game You don't think about it Yeah You may think like

And your kid's 17 so it's a good age, so who cares? Everything's great. Everything's great. I wish. No, I don't wish. It would be nice. I feel at times if I had a job where I didn't have to think about it all the time.

I love my job. It's the best. I love it. It's hard work. It's been a lot of strategy and hard work to get here. I love it. That being said, there are times where I'm like, man, I'm envious of people who can go home and just go, all right, well, let's push work to the side.

Because I feel a constant pressure to continue to create or make sure we're all taking carry out or make sure. But that'd be cool. Go out and load some lumber and call it a day. You could do that in this job, though. You just can't do it. No, no, I know. It's the wire. But I don't think you can be successful in this job by doing that. Right, right, right. Like Lunchbox does it. No email, nothing when he leaves. Right. But again, like I said, like 13 other people riding on their jobs for one person. Like I said. Right. Right. Thank you all for being here. We appreciate it. You guys can hit us up. 87777 Bobby. That's our phone number. Izzy and Austin, Texas is on the phone.

Izzy, thank you for calling the show. What's going on? Hey, Bobby. I was just listening to the segment. I wanted to let you guys know that I think a lot of this job, happiness has to do with also vacation time. Teachers get about three months off. They always have more time at home.

And I'm on a health care provider. I'm a family medicine doc here. And we don't get a lot of time off. So I would say my phone is not number eight, but maybe some specialists who also have more time off or might be a little happier. The vacation thing does seem pretty legit where you get three months off.

And I bet you teachers go, we don't only get three months off. We get like probably a month off and we got to do other little things. Like straight. Or I would say based on what they're... I play so much PlayStation. Hey, they may get summer jobs.

I know, but I would say that summer job that's probably in construction and they're double happy. God, it's awesome. It's time for the news. Bobby's big. Stories. Well, imagine this.

You're flying. It's a long flight. This is a 14-hour flight. And you're just chilling, and the person next to you is asleep. Oh, I guess they're not asleep. They're dead. Oh, no. They're dead.

These are terrible. They're dead. Yeah. That's terrible. The 60-year-old was traveling on Qatar Airways. This international flight was found unresponsive. And then the person next door said she made a weird noise. So the crew went over.

It was like, hello? then they do anything else and they just left it you just leave it there you can't put her you can't put her you can't well so okay so 20 minutes

bathroom or something but then people have to go in the bathroom somewhere you can't leave in the seat next to you they tried to move the quote limp woman from the seat they moved her to another section of the plane first where they allegedly

performed CPR and used the defibrillator an announcement over the public address system was at any doctors here another half hour passed and then it was moved back to the row of this and covered with the blanket back to the back to that I realize they've nowhere else Where do you put it?

Put her, but... You can't really drop her down in the luggage in the air. I saw a coat rack the other day on a plane. You just because she'll shove a body in there? Weekend of Bernie's, you just can shove a body in there? What about laying her down by the coke and stuff? You know, in the back?

By the food? Where they get ice. There's just not a good place, guys. You know? In the back. It's tough. Don't they have an extra seat in the coffee? Don't they have two?

Like a shotgun? Yeah, like a jump seat. I think they call it. Well, what I would think is, if I were thinking on the fly and the flight wasn't completely packed, because it could have been, I'd probably move some people from a couple back rows. Sorry, you got to go sit in the middle seat. Well, she did. How do you mean you like that? Get up.

Yeah. Put her in a back with a blanket and have a couple empty rows. But I don't know they could do that. But there's just no room to do anything. You can't take a bathroom up. No. Well, you do have two bathrooms in this place. I don't know.

Sometimes the toilet just does not work anymore and they would have to deal with it. So this is one of the things where I think you just have to deal with it. Yeah. I just feel so bad. Or if you really have to go, you have to go with her looking at you. No. For who is on that row? That's messed up.

That's right. Traumatic. I don't like that. A plant where robots is being built. Right? Everybody feel good about that? No. No.

Well, they're making a plant. with robots to build plants where they can make robots. No, this is Terminator, dude. It's not good. Agility Robotics has revealed plans to construct the world's largest humanoid robot factory. It's going to take over. They are. They have.

You guys are acting like we live in the Flintstones age. We live completely with devices. We don't know anybody's phone number. We don't know how to get places for the most part. You guys are, you're like, oh, no, technology is going to, no, it's already got us. No, I know, but we still control the technology. At one point, the robot's going to control the technology. But you don't.

You think you do, but you don't. Whatever. You have all your data and information. They're watching you, Big Brother. Or AI is. You think a person is in the airport watching the camera knowing whose heart rate is up? Yeah, yeah. They're not doing it.

And there isn't a guy watching all that? It's somebody that will alert it. Also, Google Maps is like turn right. And we're like, well, there doesn't seem to be a road here, but I'll turn. Fall off a clear. We listen. We started watching a show about Google Maps. And it starts off, and it's in a.

court case. And they're in a deposition against each other. And they're like, we're suing Google Maps because they stole our technology. And so we, it was called like the billionaires. I don't remember. Stolen billionaire. I don't know.

Billion dollar code. And their mouth was a little weird. And I said, oh no. It was German and they put the English over it. Got it off immediately. Got it. Unless they're like playing games for death. And they're from South Korea.

I'm not watching any sort of. Yeah. I'm not watching. I don't want to watch it. watched dubbed over. It looked like it would be good though. I just don't have the patience. You wouldn't read the movie? I go back and watch it in German. No. No. Okay. I would do English dub and English subtitles just because I don't know when they blow raspberries because I never know what it blows raspberry. Or scoffing. But it's an 8 out of 10. It's a 98% positive

of rotten tomatoes. A group of tech engineers who claim to be the creators of the idea behind Google or it's getting involved in a long and legal battle against Google. I don't know. Maybe I'll watch it. I don't want, listen to it. Like it's a podcast. Audio. Just listen. We were watching that show circle of something. I don't know.

On Max. Got Claire Dane's in it. And it's about the kidnapping of the kid. Oh, I want to watch that. But do you think of Homeland when you're watching it? Full circle is what it's called. Well, yeah, for a while with her. Okay.

And it's 80% on Rotten Tomatoes. And I guess it's a limited series. I kept looking for the next episode. And I told my wife, when's the new episode of the Full Circle coming on? And she was like, what are you talking about? The finale was like three weeks ago. Oh. What?

That was the finale. So she was like, yeah, then she started explaining it to me. And I was like, we always have that talk, though, before a finale. So the both of us know it's the finale. And so the both of us are prepared and both. And so we both are quiet and we pay attention. Okay, finale, we have the talk. This is finale.

Phone's away. Focus. That sounds fun. Okay, so I have that talk. Fun little group thing. But nobody told me to do that. And I'm sorry, I didn't know that was the finale. This show was pretty good.

It got better as it went, but I didn't know it was over. Now I do. $2,000 sculptures bought it for $39 at a thrift store. A shopper at a Goodwill store in Alabama bought a flower sculpture for $399. And it's just the starting price is $2,000. Wow. What's so special about it? It's cost $2,000.

That's it? The unique sculpture with rich green patina capture, patina? I don't know. I don't know. That's, captures the Mongolia flower and bloom. Bronze. Longevity of sculpture. Whoever this artist is. Whatever, but it's up for $2,000 as a starting price. See, I wonder if some of these people, they know what they're looking for,

and they're at these surf stores, and they're like, oh, I better get this because I think it's worth something. Or if they just get lucky. Probably that one. Get lucky? Yeah, and then they post it, and people are like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I heard this story once about this guy who went to, like, a secondhand store, and he bought a book, and he looked in the book, and there was a signature in the book. Here we go.

What's up? Oh, yeah. Wait. Well, I'm protecting identities. Tell me more. Yeah. And so the dude reaches out to me and says, hey, I got this book. It looks like it was made to you.

You wrote the book. And it was a book that, I don't know, maybe I'd sign for Eddie of the big long inscription. Like, hey, you're my best friend. I love you, man. Thank you for everything. Because everyone wanted me to sign a book, give it to him. And it was found where again? It's a secondhand store.

Somebody donated it. Yeah. How priced books I think. No, I did it. My wife did. My wife threw a bunch of stuff in a pile and took it there. That was from my heart. I could have given that book to somebody else.

I didn't even know that book was. not in my house. And then why call the radio show and rub it in? Hilarious. I'll never forget it. I was like, send me the picture and they did and that was my handwriting. I just told that story that they did to someone. And the reaction was, wow, that's crazy. The odds of that happening are nuts.

A lock of George Washington's hair is for sale for $45,000. How do we know it's his? And how do we know that people aren't faking letters of authenticity? Right. I need a letter of authenticity for the letter of authenticity. Yeah, what is that? How do we not get those? Because I can write a letter of authenticity.

But I think this is real just by looking at all the things that surrounded in the notes. Washington's hair lock is tied up in an oval shape. It's bound by a glass case, which is wrapped in pearls. There's an engraving with GW on the back of the case. The lock was given to the Derby family back in the day as the derbies were close with both George and Martha Washington. Washington's hair remained in the Derby family for several generations. It was handed down from sun to sun and now it's hitting the open market. And remember, he supposedly didn't wear a wig like many of his contemporaries.

superaries, so he just, his hair would just dyed white? Yeah. So was that a thing back then to just people you're close to you, give them some of your hair? Yeah, I'd like to give you some of mine. But I'm like to tell you what your body parts coming from, all right? And you keep it. Yeah, exactly. Roll the dice. Would you buy that though, have you had a lot of money? Yeah. That's really cool. Yeah. I think that's cool. That's cool. I don't, I don't get that at all. One, I think it's a fun conversation piece, but two, I think you could sell it again for more in 10 years. I don't think in two years, but 10 years, yeah. A nationwide emergency alert test will hit your phone on Wednesday. If your phone starts going crazy this week, don't be alarmed, it's a test.

FEMA will be launching a nationwide emergency alert test this Wednesday. Every cell phone radio and TV will blare that familiar warning tone. Don't play it. Don't play any tone. You do not. No, it gives me anxiety for talking about this. Because I got a fine a million bucks about the FCC for something similar. That wasn't my fault, I apologize everybody. I'm sorry again. The test is scheduled for Wednesday, October 4th.

at 2.20 p.m. Eastern, it will last roughly one minute. I wonder if we all turn the volume up all the way up and hold it up in the sky. Do you think you can hear that, like, outside? Like, everyone's TV, everyone's radio. I don't think they're riding each other and, like, getting louder. I don't think they're, like, coming together, like, a snowball. I think they're all existing individually, and if you're close enough to it, you'll hear it,

but I don't think their powers are combining to make, like, a Power Ranger. Okay. It's not like a stadium where everyone, like, just starts cheering and you hear it. Well, everybody's so tightly packed. and then that level gets to a point where these phones, it's not going to be that. Dang, okay. At least I don't think so.

That'd be cool, though, try that. Maybe if you're in your... Maybe if you were in a stadium with all the people and you did it at the same time. All right, that's the news. Those were Bobby's big. Stories.

We have a new episode of our show Too Much Access. We've been to a bunch of schools, but we went to the University of Arkansas tried to learn how to fill-go kick from Cam Little. We put on the pads. Caught some balls that tied in. It was awesome.

It was awesome. It was great. It's fantasy camp. But the video's up at Bobbybones.com. So check it out. Thank you. Woo pig, baby. Is that right?

That sounded right? It sounded pretty good. Woo pig. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Cliver Taylor the 4th.

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We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no.

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Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day. And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means. means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place

they come look for up-and-coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there.

Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to thanks, Dad, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Let's go over and talk to Jake who lives in Pittsburgh. Jake, we appreciate your calling. What's up, buddy?

Morning, studio. Morning. Hey, I just wanted to ask, You know, it's next week and everything from when we talked about it in the past. The palate the lunchbox was supposed to get, isn't it funny that he is sick this week?

Yeah. I mean, there's always something with him. When he's supposed to have something done, the wigs aren't in. I got COVID. It's always something. That's an all-time low, though. I got COVID. He has COVID. I'm not saying he doesn't have COVID. I'm just saying

anytime something is due, something comes up. Yeah. So for those that don't know what happened is we did this bit where we're like, hey, who wants to invest in these dumb things? And lunchbox goes, we can buy a pallet. And what you do is you spend like 100 bucks and you get a pallet from all the returns on Amazon.

You don't even know what's in it. But maybe you open it and you can sell all the stuff for more than 100 bucks. And being the morons, we are like, we're in. So we give them money. Being the morons that we are. We've not seen a pallet. He didn't know.

He was like, what do I do again? You told us you were doing it. Yeah, because I think he was trying to decide he was going to do an Amazon palette or a Target palette. But we already said Amazon. I know. So Scuba, does he get like a voucher for a free week? No, not at all, because the due day was Tuesday. It had several days to still do it and line it up.

We'll call him tomorrow. Yeah. I think he's probably asleep now if he really has COVID. We talked to him earlier. But that's a great point, Jake. It's a frustrating point. Not that he's sick, but that it always happens that when something is due, something is up with him. So appreciate that, Jay.

Yep. No problem. Y'all will bless that. All right, you too, buddy. See you later. Brittany and Charlotte, North Carolina, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. Brittany, what's going on? Hey, good morning, studio. Morning. I was just following up with Eddie.

I actually called last week when he was talking about having a dental student do his cavity filling. Yeah. And I was against it, but I think he'll be fine. So I just was wondering what the status was on that. Go on dental school? This is amazing. So I got an email. from a dentist in town that says,

hey, I heard you on the radio, don't go to that school, I'll do it for free. Wait, what? You can't do that. Yeah. Right? What do you mean? What do you mean? What, what? What's the problem? I guess as long as you don't say I can give you a shout-out,

because that would be illegal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No shout-out. You can do it on social media on your own property, but you can't do it on, because that would be like plug-oola-type stuff. Well, I don't think the dentist has a song or anything. No, but. Maybe.

But if he does, you never know this town. I don't know the rule. I'm a songwriter too, man. Check this out. So it's what you're going to go and just. Well, I schedule an appointment, so that's the first thing. And they're going to see what they can do. Yeah.

Yeah. I think that's pretty amazing. Because I honestly, I was a little worried about the school. You know, I mean, these are just students. I know. I just, it just sets a bad precedent. Because even though he's not here today. I know that's kind of why I'm talking about it.

Oh, you're waiting until he's out. Yeah. That's the kind of crap he tries to do all the time. Right, right, right. Ray does it too. I don't get specifically what you're talking about Where you get free stuff I mean

I had those pills that Amy brought them up I didn't not the first one that started to say that I don't even know what he's talking about with pills Oh he is I paid I paid money for some pills Undo the booze that Ray has a code for Okay but I was talking more like It doesn't matter because I don't want to get you in trouble

Okay we went to your wife or with the law you know Either one bad Yeah both are bad Let just let us know when your tooth's fix, Eddie I will, dude, I will. Appreciate that, thank you. Let's go to Nick in Ohio. Nick, you are on the show.

What's going on, my friend? Morning, studio. Morning. I was just calling to see if we can get the Tuesday songs, if it is Tuesday. It is Tuesday. If you request it, that's the only time we do it, but let's give it a rip here.

All right, the songs, because every other day has you got a song. It's Friday, it's Saturday. It's Sunday. Monday, Monday, La, yeah, yeah. Everybody has a... But Tuesday doesn't have a song. I feel like Tuesday is so underappreciated.

I feel like Tuesday doesn't get the respect it deserves. I feel like Tuesday, it's actually the best day. So this is why we do the Tuesday song. The best day of the week. You all know it's my time. So I made a song about Tuesday so happens it rhymes. The lowest number of crimes. Super bingo at 9.

Don't know how you do your Tuesday. This is how I do mine. The sun comes up. There's a smile on my mouth. Why? Because I love Tuesday. It's the first thing I shout. Free Zumba this morning.

And every Tuesday, I got my spandex on it's time to head to the Y. Tuesday. H-O-A-D-U-S-D-D-D-D-E. Housewife's going boo-Du-Day. I'm just talking about Tuesday. Hey, hey, it's Tuesday. Is my recycling on the curb as I drive off?

Yep, my recycling's on the curb. I mean, Fridays are fine because they're casual and all. But I'm always more productive on my Tuesday conference call my after-work plans. I got my spray tan. I'm drinking lemon water out of me some cayenne. Pebbles at Bam-Bam. I'm watching C. And then it's two for one at Sonic with a conie in each hand.

I'm singing Tuesday. HOA Tuesday. Housewives going booze day. I'm just talking about Tuesday. Brown cow goes moose day. Eat some cash Tuesday. I'm just talking about Tuesday. I go to Marty Graw on a Tuesday.

I go to Cromagall on a Tuesday. I'm playing Pokemon. On a Tuesday, came out of my mom on a Tuesday. It's so funny. My friend just texted me that she's at The Dentist, and they're listening to us. Oh. The dentist is. I don't know who does Eddie's going to.

Maybe get two appointments, you know what I'm saying? See which ones better. One of them ends up giving you money to work on your tooth. That'd be cool. Bailey Zimmerman religiously is a song. I love it. Songs a jam. When I hear it, I can't stop singing it.

That's so good. I want to go back down. In the cinema club, we drew, we drew Amy, and her movie was Pretty Woman. Yes, it was. I think I've seen parts of Pretty Woman, and I think I've seen all of Pretty Woman in my lifetime. But I don't know that I've ever sat down and watched the whole thing. And it's been a while, but I'm telling you, and it's late in the show. And we're still going to be gentle-ish with our language.

Sure. When she brings out all the colors. Mm-hmm. I thought that was candy. I know, I get it. It just, I felt bad for her. Yeah. Like I actually felt sad for her.

They care. So did Richard Gear. I know, but it hit different. For sure. Watching it older, it hits way different. It's not as fun. Amy, the whole time I'm thinking, I'm shocked that Amy watched this as a, how old were you when you first watched this? I was nine.

That's crazy. And I thought, yes, pick a color, any color. I thought it was candy. It wasn't. It was, uh, protection. Yeah, yeah. I, I, there was a sense of, yeah, I was just sad watching it. They made it a good movie.

Yeah. But I was just sad watching it. And I just kept thinking about how many people are forced into that. Oh, yeah. Or how many people make a decision to do that because it's like one of their only options. Or there are some people are just like, I just want to do it. But I feel like most don't do that. Oh.

I'll be honest with you, it felt pretty dark. Yeah. It's still funny at times. I like George Costanza. Yeah. He's awesome. Oh, for God, he's in the movie. George Gaines is in the movie.

Stucky. Yeah, whatever's name is. So here's some things that people wrote. They don't make rom-coms like they used to. Richard Gere and Julia Roberts. This is from somebody here. Have unmatched chemistry. I also never really found Julia Roberts attractive until now, four out of five hotel keys.

Ray? Ray? No. Skuba? No. Mike? That's me. Really?

Yeah. Movie Mike? Yeah, I really enjoyed it. I thought, because I don't really like rom-coms, but it has an entirely different feel to it. And it had been a while since I've seen it. The feel was she was a sex worker and I felt bad. You got to suspend belief a little bit. It's a rom-com.

You don't watch a superhero movie thinking, all this stuff could actually have. But I don't feel sorry for the series. But that was felt so, that was real-life scenarios, except for not the big one that's not that. I don't know. Maybe it has happened before. Maybe.

I get it. And it's fun. There were times where I would just forget, I was just feeling sad. And I'd be like, oh, yeah. Love the movie, seen it multiple times. Five out of five tall boots. That you?

No. No, I think that's me. Tall boots. Yeah. I don't think I... I'm the only one that wasn't affected in a positive way. I feel bad then. I'm sorry to bring you guys' movie down. Sorry, you were guys' celebration of life movie was in a good experience for you guys. Here's one, 3.5 tricks out of five.

Who is this? Tricks. A very one-dimensional film. So slow it could have finished in an hour. There were some cute parts, the silverware, the dress shopping, the watching movies on the floor, 3.5 tricks out of five. That's a funny rate. I mean, who did that one?

That's me. And honestly, the rating maybe doesn't show it, but I really would watch it. watch it again. So I've never seen it before. So props to Amy on that. Here's one. Five out of five prostitutes that find Prince Charming. Okay. Oh, that's me. You? They find Prince Charming.

Three out of five necklaces. Julie Roberts is awesome, but I forgot how unrealistic the movie was. I guess it doesn't hit as good as it did in 1990. Is that you Eddie? That's me. Come on. So unrealistic. Pretty Woman was a pretty darn good movie. Great Forgotten Classic. I give it 4.5 out of $500 bills. Julia Roberts is amazing in any movie she's in. I like the storyline, but it's a storyline. It's super unrealistic.

I've seen Pretty Woman several times and I can never make it through the whole movie. 3.5 out of five. Scuba? I was the last one. Oh, yeah. That was mine. Abby?

Yeah, that was mine. What do you think? I mean, I just, I don't know why I can't ever really get into it. And yeah, I just know it would never happen in real life. I bet something similar has happened. No chance. Zero percent. Oh, I think it probably has.

Maybe not the same storyline, but I bet you that people have fallen in love with their women, men, men, women fall up with their escorts. They pay for her. Of course. Easy. Oh, I bet it happens all the time. Right. That story specifically?

Yes. With those... Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I get it. It is an odd movie. And to Eddie's point, back when I saw it when I was nine, my parents were going... It's probably honestly one of the last things I did with my parents

before they got separated. Because I was about eight, nine years old, and it came out, and I know that my parents had plans to go, and the sitter canceled for some reason. So they ended up just taking me. And I remember being in the theater, and my dad, like, just covering my face.

Like I don't, so it's probably something early on and then we bought the VHS tape and we would watch it at home and then my friend Jill and I would get dressed up and walk up and down the street. Like her? On Pinehurst Drive. Listen, I don't know that our parents really.

You would cosplay as prostitutes as kids? That's crazy. But we didn't know that's what it was. You have to understand we didn't know. Like we didn't know. I don't think they, I don't know what they thought we were doing. Neighbors didn't see you.

walking the streets like that? We weren't. Hey, big boy. Swing their necklace. Hey, big boy. I have to, the only person. It's Pastor Jim, okay? The only person that's alive that would remember that would be Jill's mom.

And I'd have to ask her what in the heck they were thinking. Why did we do that? And what did other neighbors think? Why did she feel a prostitute again? She was having to, um, I forget why she had to make, be a prostitute at the beginning. Did they see that? Well, she had to pay rent. And then she went and she, her friend, Kit.

Yeah. Why am I not remember this. Clearly. She dropped out of high school. But I'm saying though, there wasn't like somebody dying or something. I don't think that. No. No, but that's what I would have.

Okay, but that's what I prefer. Like she really had to do it. Like she had, she was forced into it. Yeah, but not it. No, no, no, but I had to do it. No other choice. Yeah. No, I don't think they ever said that.

But you know, but I still, I feel like she had to do it because she had to pay money for rent. I guess for me it would have been if she'd have been like, I want to do it. No. For my own choosing. And I'd been like, good for you. Empowerment. but when anybody feels like they have to do something I always feel bad

yeah it is just kind of sad it's such a touchy issue too now because of like illegal sex trait I don't know I just didn't enjoy it I just didn't enjoy it you could remake that with like more realistic but what would you do to make it

what would they be a I think of what profession well I mean first of all the ones that end up getting married to the guys are the ones that are in these like high class yeah but I'm talking about how would you remake it what profession would you make her now It wouldn't be the same? No.

Sugar baby. Oh, like a app, a sugar baby app. Okay, that's better. Yeah. I guess my heart's just a little too, a little too sensitive for that movie. That's a good point. I don't know.

You guys walk down the street. It's from my, listen, that's crazy, Amy. I'm going to call Jill's mom, and I'm going to ask her, what the heck was wrong with y'all. Well, thank you, Amy, for suggesting the movie. It is a good movie.

Yeah, I think it's just something nostalgic for me. I agree. From my childhood and to your point now, probably watching it back out. There is, I should suspend disbelief just like Iron Man. Yes. Superhero movie.

And obviously there's people in tough situations like that that you not want to be there and you don't want to make it seem like this. Yes. Pretty glamorous type thing. Well, that's showbiz, baby. Literally. Because what happens then can't always have it now. That's right. So do we need to draw another movie?

Not right now because I need some time. We need to decompress. Well, it's like I'm traveling. I'm a heartbeat of watch movies every all the time. I should have done steal my movie. No, yes, the other Joe. I've never seen that one. I'll watch that one.

Well, we'll put her, that can be here. I'll put her back in. I like it. Because Dolly's in that too. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. Lunchbox is sick. Eddie is in with the bonehead.

There's a guy in Virginia. He's going to the airport, the Reagan National Airport, and he goes to TSA, the security. The bag goes off. Is this your bag, sir? Yep. Look through it. He's got a loaded gun. A 22 caliber pistol.

Crazy. And they say, what's this all about? Oh, sir. My wife packed my wife. packed my bag. I have no idea what that is. hilarious. He throws her under. Dang. Wow. Blames it on his wife, who's not there, obviously.

Of course. It's even married, though. Who knows? That would be hilarious, too. But she can't get in trouble. And she's not there. Right. I mean, no, no, but I'm saying even what are they going to say? Oh, it's a good point. Go and go on through. They didn't do that, right? No, no. They did not. No. But you don't always arrest the person. That, I don't know.

Because sometimes they just can make a judgment call and take the gun. I would look heavily into this person. And then they would take you into a room and question you. Right. Isn't one when Shay from Dan and She had a gun? Yeah. Did he get arrested?

I think they put him in a room. Just kind of holding cell or something. And he sang to them and they were like, okay. I didn't mean to. Save me the trouble. Yeah, he probably forgot it was in there. What's crazy is that the airport says they have confiscated 28 firearms this year. Yes, and loaded's probably even different.

Because let's say you have a gun and it's in a case. It's not loaded. You can't do that anyway in a carry-on. But Scotty McCreary was busted for carrying a loaded gun through the airport. Man, all these country artists. Okay, I have a theory now. Maybe his wife did pack his bag and she was hoping you were arrested. You went dark.

She's like, this one will keep him away from me for a little bit. Everybody check your bags, okay? Yeah, yeah. We don't know if he went to jail. Don't know if he went to jail. All right. Thank you. That's your bonehead story of the day.

Walking over to the COVID mic is Mike D. That's what we call it now. I like that. Lunchbox is always sick with something. Well, I think if we were to tell who's had COVID the most. Him and every other disease. Oh, yeah.

TV. He's always sick with something. He feels gross here. Yeah, so Mike's on the COVID. Mike, what is your question for us? How often do you change the lock screen on your phone? Interesting. Because...

I've had the same one for two years at the wedding photo, but I wonder, should I change it? The answer for you is no, if you like it. I have a couple reasons I change mine if I have some sort of new agenda or goal, I'll put it up. But sometimes it's on top of the same picture. But sometimes I'll just get a picture of like my wife. I'm like, oh, I really like that one.

So I put it up. So probably for me every three months or so. But for a while, I had it on some setting where it would just pick a picture randomly. I don't know what happened. And I looked at my phone and Eddie was my screensaver. That's what I'm talking about. Okay, that maybe is what happened to me. I was on your screensaver too?

No. Yeah, you're on both of ours. We love you. But my dog that passed away five years ago has ended up my screensaver. That's a sign, Amy. What is it? I know, you think everything's a sign. Yeah, like the dog saying hi.

This was what Eddie was on my phone. This was Eddie on my screensaver. Oh, yeah, that's great. Just him sitting in a chair and zoomed in. And I was like, why is Eddie? I would deaf think if I was sitting next to you and I saw that, be like, oh, his boyfriend. That's cute. And it kind of is like that.

Yeah, kind of. So I say every three months or so, but whenever I feel, if I just get a new picture, then I'm like, I like that one. My wife changes it more than I do, probably every few weeks or so. Is that like the picture in your wallet of today? Yeah, probably. Picture in your wallet or pictures in your phone. Or a picture on your dash. The picture on the front of your phone is like, yeah, like high school when you had your girlfriend on that.

I never had a girlfriend. I just saw other guys. I had girlfriends there. Man, I wanted to have a girlfriend there. So I'm going to go every three months. You on average? Yeah. So my daughter updates it to something or I accidentally update it to my dog.

Eddie? I've never ever had anything on my phone. You still have generic? Generic, dude. Why would I have anything on my phone? my phone. This is for fun. No? No. Like I got my wife at the movies. My phone's not fun. It's just like, there it is. It's just whatever

You don't have more fun, man. You live live. Hey, less stress more life, Ray or what? Yeah, that's it. What do you have on yours? I got Charleston. I went there for Thanksgiving, so year. Morgan? It's me and my dog Remy. How often do you change it? I probably change it every time I get a new photo that I like. Like, this just changed after a vacation and we had that cute photo together, but besides that.

So, kind of like me, if a picture's... Like, I'd like to look at it more than once? Yeah. Like if it's a really good photo, I'm like, ooh, I like that for my backdrop. You don't have to change yours. Don't feel guilty. Well, Bobby's, you've encouraged me, though, to be more intentional about it because it could be more fun. Hey, I have a saying, less life, more stress. Wait, what is it? Less stress, more life. Yeah, I'm the opposite. Yeah, yeah. So is Ray. No, no, yeah. My saying is less life more stress. I'm going through my photos and I just found one that Photos. Are you in

lovely old England? I just found one that Caitlin and I took of you while you were sleeping on the plane. What? Do you see? That shouldn't be allowed. Blame your wife. How was my mouth open that wide? Well, yeah, you do it all time. And I have a huge thing of gum because I eat a whole pack of gum out of time. All right, well, thanks for

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