The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full Show) Why Were Some People Trolling Bobby Last Night? + We Play The TV Theme Song Game + Lunchbox's 'Chrisley Report'

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

Find out why Bobby was dealing with some people trolling him last night about his dogs...Plus, we play the TV theme song game! Someone on the show has to name 7 out of 10 famous TV theme songs. If they get 7, they will win $100. If they don't, they have to draw a sharpie unibrow and wear it for a day! Hear who wins. Then, Lunchbox shared his personal research about the Chrisley's prison sentence in his 'Chrisley Report.' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Does it feel great? It really does, you know. People love pointing that out, so I've gotten used to it in my 28 years. being here. Good tidings of comfort and joy joy to the world. Joy, yeah. Joy, what would you like to say? I heard Ray Mundo's draft King's commercial, and he just

found it so good. I wanted to give him a shout out. Come on, Ray Mundo! It's a compliment Tuesday here. What do you want to say? It probably took me like ten times to record it, but thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, we played that on the air too. I thought it was... You know, Ray, when it comes to doing commercials, he's probably the best as far as just like like sounding like a great announcer. So I appreciate you calling it saying that.

Yeah, he definitely does. Very clear. Very, pronunciation is perfect. He's awesome. Ray, you are awesome. And I hope this, you know,

start your day in a positive way. All right. Thank you, Joy. Hey, Joy, good tidings to you. Likewise. Have a good one. I'm just going to say that

when I hang up people until Christmas. I like that. Hey, good tidings to you. All right, let's start the show. Oh, yeah. Eddie, you liked it. You can go first.

Here he is. Producer Eddie, everybody. Guys, I have a new favorite word. And I've heard of this word before, but I've never really used it. And this past weekend, I used it two times. And that word is? Bamboozled.

Isn't that a great word? Bambuzzled. So, like, I went to an event and it was like, Black Friday. It was a lot of traffic. And I saw a sign that said parking. I go, oh, well, there's the parking for the event. I pull in there. It was about 10 minutes to wait for that parking.

So I get finally to the parking lot of tenant. And she says, that'll be $40. I'm like, what? $40. It's like, well, you don't have to park here. You can go further, but that traffic looks pretty bad. I'm like, oh, my. gosh, I got bamboozled.

And then that party wasn't even close to the event. And I was like, damn, we really got bamboozled. That's a double bamboozle. Wow. Wow. I love that. It's a good word. I like, sometimes I'll toss out the old bamboozle too.

I think I got it from you because I've heard you say it. I've said a couple times, but you know what? You want to put a flag in it? You can claim that land. All right. For sure. All right. Up next here is lunchbox, everybody.

USA! USA! USA! Guys, today is the most important day. and U.S. men's soccer history. We play at 2 o'clock Eastern, one central, 11 Pacific. We battle Iran.

And if we win, we advance. We need all your support. Those boys over there are playing their hearts out and they need you cheering. So let me hear you guys say it. USA! USA! USA! Is there any chance we tie? There is a chance.

There's always that chance. It's the worst. The tying has got to stop. Here's the thing. If we tie, we don't advance. so we have to win to move on. I'm sure we'll tie. Well, with that,

first of all the time, and tying stupid. So dumb. I like in America where you win or lose. It's so black or white in America, which it shouldn't be. You know, there's be more nuance and I think about it just in general.

But I just pray this not a day. How do we have to beat Iran, right? What are they going to do? We have to beat Iran. No, no, no. Don't ask that question. Like, it's Iran. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But they're the 20th best team in the world. Okay, but we're the number one. the best country in the world. Okay, well, USA, I agree. I didn't watch us play England. Oh, it was awesome. It was a tie. It was a tie. No goal scored. But was it not, it was intense.

It was intense, but it was a tie. It's okay to be a tie if there's intense. Like, there's a lot of action and drama. So it's okay to tie today? No, no. No, we cannot tie today. We have to win. Let me hear you guys.

I just don't want to watch it for three hours and then be bamboozled when there's no goal. You know what I mean? All right, up next, here she is Amy. everybody, say that or something. So my son and I were the only two people at the house, and we wanted to build a fire, but I've never done it by myself before. And at 41 years old, I found myself Googling how to build a fire in my fireplace.

And there are tons of YouTube videos, and I love the people. I love a good video where it shows you step by step exactly what to do. So I was watching it. I was like, okay, pause. Turn the little knob thingy. Pause. Oh, kindling. Put that in.

That's the key right there. Oh, light the thing. Ooh, open the flu. The what? The flu? Oh. That's what you say. I don't know.

It's an important part. What do you say? I say, hey, bear girls, show me how to make this with a battery and a brillo pad. And then we do. That's how we use. And he's like, okay, Bobby. He's like, Bobby, I'm glad. I did this in 1994.

We were running in the Alpine. Yes. But you have to remember to close the flu or you'll wake up and it'll be freezing cold. It's called the flu? The flu. That's the flap that covers them? The flu. F-L-O-U.

maybe. FLUE. It's the, your flu liner is the vertical passageway that transports the waste of gas to the outdoors. Think of the chimney as the exhaust pipe that transports smoke.

Yes. So if you don't open it, smoke will be everywhere. I think what we know what we learn here is there's a video on YouTube for everything. Everything.

Everything. Yes, and most of them are pretty good. But TikTok's also got some pretty good stuff now too. All right. And finally, right, hit me up. From Mount Pine, Arkansas. His dog's nickname is Fatness Everdeen.

And sometimes people on our show Facebook are really mean. Oh, yes. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. Fatness Everdeen. Fat Benatar. Fat Sprat would eat no cat.

Fat Sejack. Fat Sejack. Yeah, I thought about that. Yeah, that's my bulldog Stanley who's put on a lot of weight. We listened to the book Sharper Objects. You know that one? No. What is it?

It was also a series on HBO. And so Sharper Objects was a book. I'm not a big fiction guy, but my wife was like, hey, let's listen to this book on our road trip. And it was like nine hours long. And so we made a deal. We listened to her book for 30 minutes and we listened to some podcast. And I had a lot of, I like, you know, learning about the history of the can opener and stuff like that.

And so we would switch off. But then she knows how OCD I am that I have to finish it on this road trip or I'm probably going to die on a fire. Like I feel that way. Like if we don't finish this whole thing. So most of it was me going, we have to keep listening because we have to finish this about the time we get home. But it was pretty good. Amy Adams is the girl on HBO and she's the person that it's about. about a reporter who goes back to her hometown and try to solve a murder of these two young girls.

Oh. Yeah. This sounds good. It's got twist and turns. And then it more turns and twists. Okay. Sharper object? Sharp objects.

Oh, sharp. How long is that audiobook? Nine to 12 hours, I think. Perfect. It's long. It's long. It's long. She got me, though.

Because I would go and we listen to how Mozart died. I wanted to hear the story about how he died, his career and how he wanted, whatever. She probably hated that. Yeah, it wasn't her favorite. And so Then we go back to hers But then I started doing the math And I was like

Well if we drive the whole way I'm not gonna be able to finish So we just had to listen to that Most of the whole time Yeah Yeah she's smarter than the average bear She got me But it's good

It's good It's called sharper objects The book would be good But the audio book was good And I'm sure the series On HBO is pretty good too But that's what's up We're starting the show now

It's time for the mailbag You send an email And we read it on the air It's something we call Bobby's mailbag Yeah Hello Bobby Bones My boyfriend of four years proposed to me on Thanksgiving.

I'm so excited. We've been talking about getting married for a while now. I'm so excited to spend the rest of my life with him. There's just one issue. I do not love the ring he proposed to me with. It's not the cut or the color that I dreamed of. He told me after the fact that he had gone to my best friend to get info on what I wanted. Even with that information from her, it was not even close.

Don't get me wrong. I know it's not about the ring. I'd marry him if he proposed with a 25 cent ring. But it wasn't cheap. He saved and spent a good amount of money on it. And since I'm going to wear it the rest of my life, shouldn't it be something that I would look down on and look down at forever and think about love? Do you think it would break his heart if I asked him if we could exchange it and go pick one out together? Or should I suck it up and be happy with what I have? Signed, fearful fiancé. Well, he went to your best friend and she led him astray. Yeah, or he didn't listen. That stinks. And that's unfortunate for every single person is a loser in that situation. You are, he is, she is. Everybody lost in that one. First of all, congratulations,

and everything we're going to say after this point is trivial because what really matters is that he loves you, you love him, that you're getting married, and that you're going to have a wonderful wedding and marriage. Everything passed, beep, is trivial. Okay? Okay. It's suck to have a ring that you don't like every single day.

Every day. Because everybody wants to look at it and talk about it. Not just you have a piece of jewelry that maybe you don't love, but it's going to be the center of attention for the next three to six months. Oh, you got engaged? Oh, let me see the ring. Oh, you got to post a picture of it. Oh, you got. And there's no reason that you should be like, oh, I really don't want to.

There's no reason that should happen. Now, that's unfortunate for you. Now, let's talk about if it's going to be unfortunate for him or not. Because he tried as hard as he could, and it does sound like he wanted to do. And I think the fact that he went to your friend allows you to have a little more freedom to go to him and go, hey, I think she was wrong on this because that's what you have to do.

You can't go tell him, I hate it, or it's not what I dreamed of and you did a bad job. Because he went to your friend, you have the freedom a little bit of leeway to go, hey, this is awesome.

I think she led you a little bit astray with what I really like. And it's going to be uncomfortable. So know that. But you can put this on her for sure because she's the one that made him go get that one. And I think everybody would be okay with that.

I think she would be okay with that. I think it's better for you. And I think he will, although take a gut punch, it won't be a full gut punch right to the middle of the gut. You know, just like clip them from the side. But I do think you can go and be like, hey, I love the ring. No, don't say that. It's a lie.

And lying's okay sometimes. I would say, hey, I love the fact that you really tried to nail this ring because it does mean a lot to me. But I think she kind of gave you a wrong idea and then go from there. Especially because he spent a lot and she knows it. And if you'd marry him anyway for 25 cents, great. That's why I feel so good about having this conversation. Because if you were like he didn't get it big enough and I wanted it bigger,

I'd just crumple it up, throw it away and be like he picked the wrong girl. You're the wrong. But you're not. You're the right girl. You can have this uncomfortable conversation, but I would approach him with, I'm so happy that we're getting married. I've been waiting for this forever. I think, as lunchbox would say, Sally.

Sally, the friend. It gave you a wrong idea about the ring that I wanted. Is there any way we could talk about? And he'll be hurt for a second, but he'll be very happy long term that you did this. That's my advice. Now, if he did it all with his own heart and soul, that's way touchier.

Yeah. That's way touchier. But luckily, Sally exists and you can put it all on her. Sally's fault. But it will be uncomfortable, but it also will be worth it. Do you give Sally a heads up? No, I don't think you have to. Okay.

Because if you're going to throw Sally under the bus, just throw under the bus. You never see her again, you know? They call that collateral damage. You lose some people. No, I don't think he'll go to her. I'm just picturing him calling Sally and being like, thinks a lot. Nah, I don't think that would be the case. I mean, you can't if you want.

If Sally's cool, you could. Otherwise, okay, that's it. Thank you for the email. Congratulations on your engagement. And close it up. We've got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail bag. Yeah.

You saw that Jenna Bush said she saw a ghost in the White House? Yeah, she was talking about how. I guess her sister were there. It's when her dad was president and they heard like the piano being played. And whoever this ghost was, she said that she's very kind. For nice. And I was like, God, immediately I thought a lunchbox. But you know, if there was a ghost somewhere, I would think it would be a place like the White House. Yeah. A old. Oh, a lot of spirits. It's been there for hundreds of years. It's seen and done. It made some big decisions. Like, I would get that. But lunchbox you were where? Your friend Timmy's? No.

Buddy Mark, lit four houses down. It was built in what? Like the 80s? Probably the 80s, I would guess. I have no idea. Boy, that ghost, young? Yeah.

No, it was young. Yeah, whippersnapper ghost, yeah? No, it was a four-year-old. You never said this. How does he know the age? Okay, go ahead. So tell our listeners the story. Give him the abbreviated version.

I was getting up in the middle of night to go to the bathroom, and the ghost shoved me in the hallway closet. So a four-year-old can shove you in a closet? Ghost, guys, ghosts are strong. I was only, what, eight, nine years? I mean, I was young. And so he threw me in the closet and closed the door and it got really cold in there

and I couldn't open the door. And I had to bang on the door and Mark had to come and let me out. And we used to be there after school and you would see footprints on the steps and it would unlock and lock the door. Front door. We'd sit on the couch and it would unlock and no one would be near the door. When Jenna Bush says he saw a ghost in the White House, I struggle with that. But I go, you know what, if there were a place,

where a ghost would be, it'd probably be the White House. I believe her. Now, I'm not a big guy that believes the ghosts are hanging out at playing piano. I think if you can go to another world, I'd probably be hanging out with Lincoln or something. I probably wouldn't be down. But okay, the reason to our new listeners that we don't always agree or even believe, Lunchbox,

is that he has a lot of stories like this. Let our listeners talk about that shark story. Yeah, when I was younger, me and my cousin, we were off the coast of Georgia, and we were paddleboating, and a shark took a bite of the paddleboat, and luckily we survived. What about that time you delivered a baby at the post office? Yes, I was in line at the post office.

It was on Palmer Lane, and a lady in front of me went into labor, and I held her hand as she delivered a baby right there on the post office floor. And she squeezed hard. It's just one after the other, and at one point we lie detectored him, and he failed every question. Really?

Yeah, but you know which one, the ghost one? You know what's cool about the lie detector thing? You can't, it's not admissible in court. We're not in court. Well, that's what I'm saying. If it's not good enough for court, it's not really real. And he was nervous. He did say that, but he's on the show every single day.

Yeah, but when you have a machine strapped to you, totally different. Which one do you believe most? That a ghost trapped him in the closet, that a shark ate part of his paddle board, paddle boat. Boat, not boat. Or he helped deliver a baby in a post office. I have to go baby. I have to go baby. I mean, he held the lady's hand.

I believe that. He didn't, but that's the one I have to choose. I think he got there after it was over and someone told him a story about it or something. But we go on with that one. We have to choose one, that one. Right. There's no. Which one are you most?

You forgot to give option D all the above. Which one are you most proud of? Oh, proud of? Like which one's the story you like to tell the most? The ghost is pretty crazy. Yeah, the big one on. And that's a really intense one. The paddle board boat thing is really good.

the baby That happens all the time Paddle board or boat? Boat. The paddle boards weren't around back then. He missed that. But Bobby kept saying bored And he messes me up.

But sharks don't really attack You don't know. You weren't there. In the movies they do. But they don't really attack boats For no reason. Maybe there was some blood on it. I don't know.

Well, you chumming the water? Your boat was bleeding? No, maybe my cousin had a cut on his foot. I don't know. But there's no reason. The shark didn't stick around to say. And how deep were you? Oh, we were about 13, 14 feet.

And then how big was a shark? Ah, it was about six feet. Let's just say. Six, seven feet. It was a big sucker. How far off the coast of Georgia? We were right there on the beach, guys. I mean, I don't know.

We didn't go like deep sea. How much did it cost to rent the boat? Good question. That would have to ask my mom or my aunt. I have no idea. Oh, so we have witnesses? Hey, have we ever talked to the cousin? Exactly.

Historically, Georgia's sharks rarely attacked, but they are present, swimming in the coastal waters of Georgia's beaches. Thank you. It says they rarely. Rarely, but they do. That's probably every beach. This is what we deal with to our listeners, though. Just one story.

Wait, what's your cousin's name? Kevin. Kevin. We should talk to Kevin. Can we talk to Kevin? No, he'll call him. Or he'll act like Kevin. Okay. Like he does when he's his agent.

And we should talk to Mark. I'm lunchboxer's agent. Dude, at least change your voice. Sorry. I'm launch boxer's agent. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good.

Earlier this year, I talked to you. you guys about Connor Wright. He is a 12-year-old kid from Boston. He wanted to do something good for the kids that were stuck in the pandemic and COVID. They were like, you know, couldn't get outside. So he made him little kindness kits, stuff like toys, treats, whatever, and he would deliver him to kids to make him feel better. Well, he's up to his game. He's been doing it for a year now. He said, all right, pandemic's over. He's going to children's hospitals, shelters, and he's delivering more kindness kids to kids out there that need it. He's the one that keeps doing the stuff that he started during the pandemic. He's the one. He's the one. Anything I started out. I don't. I don't know. I'm

I don't even remember anymore. I'm like, you know what? I'm really going to cycle a lot, and I'm going to learn Spanish, and haven't looked at a bike, or even had a taco since then. It's not you anymore. It's not. But good for him. That's an awesome story.

He's a kid, too. When they have 10,000 things happening. Great job. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's go over and talk to Matt in Chicago, who's on the phone right now. Hey, Matt, welcome to the show, buddy. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Oh, morning. I interrupted old Matt there. Sorry about that. We're going to play a game here and give Matt a chance to win a prize. We're going to play the Bobby Feud. Now, before we talk about the prize here, the Bobby Feud, the question is, the country artist with the best smile. We poll 2,000 listeners.

We said, what country artist has the best smile? 2,000 of our listeners, what country artist has the best smile? Top 10 answers are on the board. Now, lunchbox will go first. Now, Matt, here's how are you coming to play. You get to pick the person who you think is going to win the Bobby feud, and if they win, you win, but if they lose, you lose. Okay, Matt, you got Amy Lunchbox already. Who are you looking at here?

Well, if I choose Lunchbox, he's only going to pick the girls. So I'm going to go with Eddie because he's going to go both sides of the table here. You know what? That's good strategy. That's good. That's good strategy. So, up for grabs, we have some crap from the back. Hey, Scoobah, Steve, what is in the crap from the back pile?

We've got eight big Christmas on DVD. Don't Worry Darling, which is that Harry Style's new movie on DVD. Yeah, that's 8 plus a bit. What's the first one? The 8-bit Christmas. It's actually pretty good. I saw one. It's a movie. Okay, go ahead. And then we got a Blake Shelton throwback type t-shirt. Got it. Jockey T-shirt. And everyone's

favorite game, Blank Slate. Okay. Is there anything else, Matt, you'd like for us to add into the prize box? You know, it's funny you ask. I'm actually going to your show in Vegas this weekend. And I would love if I had the chance to do a meet and greet. Okay, so we're going to add that to the prize box. Throw that in there? Yeah, I'll throw it in there. Cool. Wow. Why not?

I'm just saying a lot of pressure on Eddie. Lunchbox, you need to win. Man, I don't know who that is. I mean, Matt. But if he doesn't win, we can't give him the prize. All right, Matt, so you're coming to Vegas on Sunday night? I am. All right, buddy. Well, good luck. I hope you win, and I'd love to meet you,

but only if you win because I only meet winners. All right, here we go. Lunchbox, top 10 answers are on the board. We asked 2,000 listeners. What country artist do you think has the best smile? Carrie Underwood. Show me Carrie Underwood. Correct?

She's the number two answer. That's two points. What I'm talking about. Now remember, round two points double, round three points triple. Oh, yes. Lunchbox. Man, I don't know anymore. That's it?

You can pick people who, like, your wife thinks, you know? Yeah. My wife does like this guy. She follows him on Instagram. I don't know about his smile, though. Thomas Rett. Show me Thomas Rett. Oh.

My wife led me. That's three. Eddie, coming over to you. All right, let's go with the easiest, bones. Luke Brian. Show me Luke Bryan. Number one answer. Good job, buddy. All right, and then this guy's got a good set of teeth, so give me Dustin Lynch. Show me Dustin Lynch.

Number nine. What? The big point getter there. Hey, I feel like she has resting smile face, so give me Reba. Show me Reba. Come on. Number three, good job. You ever seen Garth smile?

Yeah, seen Smile a lot. I mean, that is the best. smile ever seen country music. Give me Garth Brooks. Show me G-man! Oh, what? He smiles in all his albums. Yeah, he makes me smile, too. Yeah. Eddie has 13 points. Going over to Amy.

Amy, you got a lot of answers on the board here. I mean, she's the nicest woman in country music, but also maybe the world. Dolly? Show me Dolly Parton. Oh, I have that. Okay, so Eddie is leading right now. Matt, you're in good shape. You got a big lead. All points double right now.

Man, I have no idea, but we'll go with Miranda Lambert. Show me Miranda! There we go. I don't think country artists smile that much. Oh, they smile, for sure. Eddie. I'll give you another one that loves a smile. Give me George Strait.

Show me the king. It's a tough one. Tough question. I am like running out. What country artist do you think has the best smile? Luke Bryan's at one, carries at two, Reba's at three. What? I got it.

one I forgot. And then Dustin Lynch is at nine. Okay. Amy. Points are worth double. Blake Shelton. Show me Blake. He was people magazine whatever hot as somebody. Lunchbox, you got triple points here. You need to channel your friends, your wife, your dog. Are you going to go shut out for the...

No, I got two points. You have two points. You have two points. That's true. I'm on the board. Yeah. You know, my wife always says, I wish I had a smile like that. I wish you smiled more like Keith Urban does. All right. That's good. Remember, all points are triple.

Show me Keith Urban. Worth five points. That's a 15-pointer. Boom. Lunchbox takes the lead. Yeah. You know, my wife watches a cooking show. And there's a lady on there that smiles all the time.

Her name is Trisha Yearwood. So I'm going to go with Trisha Yearwood. Show him. Trisha Yearwood. And that's it for Lunchbox. He is in the lead with 17 points. Off the board are one, Luke Bryan, two carry underwood, three, Reeva, five Keith Urban and nine Dustin Lynch. What country artist do you think has the best smile, Eddie?

I got it. You need one or you lose? I got it. This dude smiles all the time. Give me Tim McGraw! Let's go! Mr. Smiley, Tim McGraw. Showing Mr. Smiley, Tim McGraw.

Your number four answer, that's worth 12 points. Dang, Eddie takes the lead with 25 points. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Amy, you're still in this easily. Because if you get the number 10 answer, well, he's still going, right? I'm still going. Okay, I got it.

Go ahead. I mean, he's got a really unique laugh, but when you laugh, you smile, so give me Darius Rucker. Darius Rucker! Amy, if you get the number 10 answer, you automatically win. I know.

All points are tripled. You have four answers left on the board. It's not good. Well, I feel like since Tim McGraw's on there, people might be like, oh, yeah. Faith Hill. He has a beautiful smile. Faith Hill.

What'd you have? Shania Twain. All right, that's incorrect. Eddie, you are the winner. All right. Hey, we'll tell you. We'll take it. And we get to meet our boy.

Yes. Matt, you are the winner. We're going to send you a package of crept from the back. And then Eddie and I'll meet you on Sunday. That is awesome. Thank you guys. You're welcome. Stay on the line.

We'll get your information. And then I'll have Morgan number one reach out and set up that meet and greet, okay? Perfect. All right, buddy, there he is. Okay, here we go. The number six answer was Sam Hunt. Oh, no. The number seven answer was Kane Brown.

The number eight answer was Jake Owen. Ooh. And the number 10 answer was Carly Pierce. Yeah, not a lot of women on there. I was in trouble. But Eddie is our big winner. All right. Nice job.

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All right, going into 2023, they talk to women between the ages of 21 and 51. And what's the number one thing that women are attracted to? Now, this is not 1950. This is not 1989. This is today. Okay. This is the most accurate representation. they say of what women are looking for in a man.

Amy, you're first. Okay. Are we talking physical? I'm just saying what are they attracted to? It can be anything. Anything. Okay. They just ask, they talk to them and they say this is it.

Personality. Okay, pretty vague, but personality. Okay, Eddie? Sense of humor. Okay. They love to laugh. Part of a personality, but somebody who's funny. Oh, yeah.

They love funny people, funny guys. Lunch bikes. Size of their bank account. Oh, my God, that was scared. Yeah, you let us. Okay. Wow. So, money. Yeah. Oh, absolutely.

What can you provide for me? Can you send me on that trip? Can you buy me that watch? Can you buy me that purse? Can you buy me? That's what they want to know. So what did your wife see in you? Fame. Okay. But does fame have a direct correlation to money with you? Yeah.

Really? It does? Yeah. But what she didn't know is that we were going to do separate bank accounts. Oh. Got her. Got her. Got her. God are good. Are you rich? I'm not rich. I need to get there.

I'm still working on that. I mean. But what do you? What do you say? Yeah, you got fame and money. Yeah, well, I mean, I have more money than I did when I was 20. That's good. Good, man.

Good for you. But I'm still not there yet. You're like to double that age. I still can't retire. A recent survey found that women in a survey that said, hey, what's the number one thing you're attracted to? women are most attracted to financial resources, revenue streams, and power.

Boom! What? What? What? I told you. Not, I mean, not those women. Then it's followed by a kind heart. And finally, intelligence rounds out the top things that women are attracted to. They put those first as number one, financial resource, revenue, streams, power. Number two, a kind heart, and number three was intelligence.

Where's that sense of humor? Is that on there? No. They find you funny. when you have money. Revenue streams? Who answers that? You are a lot funnier with money. Exactly. Who gets to ask that question and that's what comes out of their mouth? Oh, you know, I really find revenue streams attractive. I think there's probably a lot of options there. Okay. Researchers asked over 10,000 women in America, 21 to 51, and they asked them specifically about their ideal man. They got even more specific. They said their ideal man was six foot tall and earned more than $270,000 a year. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Ladies, settle down.

I mean, I want it. I mean, it's true. It's just part of life. That's not love, though. But again, you wouldn't have married your wife had you not been physically attracted to her at first. Correct. But you could say, well, that's not a love if you just think she's hot. No, no, she didn't have any money, though, man.

We were broke as a joke. But it's different. I'm saying we're attracted to how things look. Yeah. And women like how it sounds. You're the CEO? Let's go. Okay.

That's what they say. Women aren't as visual as men are. be a litany of different things. And it could be, as this says, it could be a guy someone that can provide. Maybe that goes back to cave mandates. I don't know. That's not provide.

That's more than that's... Lifestyle. Yes, but it's providing its security. Are not making that. So where are these men? But you don't pick what you're most attracted to isn't what the average is. You don't go, I'm most attracted to something average.

You go on most attracted to something dynamic. Okay. Or attainable. But you're not most attracted to something that's attainable. Oh. I don't like that survey, man. Me either. It's not cool.

Yeah. Makes you feel bad, doesn't it? It really does. There's a woman in Florida who's suing Kraft Heinz food company because she says that it takes longer to cook it than it says on the box. In a class action suit, she says, you know what? I would have never purchased it had I known it was going to take longer.

According to the suit, the front of the box says ready in three and a half minutes. However, the instructions list four steps and just one of them is microwave for three and a half minutes. So I can't possibly be in... So she's seeking more than $5 million. Wow, if she wins, I'll tell you what. Every box you do. I am going to start suing a lot of people. Minute rice.

Minute rice. They're done. Oh, cookbooks. It says, oh, it takes 15 minutes. Yeah, right. Guess what? You owe me some money. I got a feeling she ain't going to win.

You don't think so? She may get like a month supply of macaroni and cheese, but that's it. Here's a voicemail from Darcy in Oregon. I just wanted to suggest maybe doing sad country songs for flying karaoke. Think it would be hilarious. what y'all think. That would be a funny one for the next blind karaoke, all sad country songs. Because they have to go slow and so you can't just gloss over the words. So Mike, note that one. That's a good one.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. Almost half of men admit that they're totally clueless when it comes to buying gifts for their other half. And Christmas shopping should be starting right about now. So some tips that are out there are you need to talk to her BFF. or maybe her sister or someone in her life that might know her taste. And if you're thinking about getting her jewelry, experts say too, you can kind of dig through her jewelry box. No, don't. Oh, no?

Okay. Well, that's what they say. Don't spend that kind of money without really solid help from her. Okay. You could go, hey, we're going to get something for Christmas. We're going to, the jewelry is just too much. It's just too awkward whenever she doesn't love it, but you've spent that much. Don't do jewelry.

That's exactly what men say here. They have been stung in the past with their choice of jewelry. and that they are shocked when she wants to exchange it for something different. Jewelry or things that are alive. Don't do that for Christmas. Oh. No, no, no, don't do it. Go with her.

Don't buy it for her because you will never know if she really wants to exchange it. And then if she does really want to exchange it, either of them, the alive things or the jewelry, your feelings are going to be hurt. Go with her. Okay, that's that's that on that. All right, what else? Okay, so have you heard about how Colin Farrell was a real thing? arrested for attempted murder. Which one's he?

Colin Farrell. So he's not Colin Firth, and he's not calling... He's not Will Ferrell. He's not Australian? Oh, is he like the guy that's kind of grody? Like, he's kind of grody looking at? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's kind of hot.

Yeah, got it. That's him. Got it. Got it. Yeah, so he was actually in Australia when officers came up to him with a pencil sketch of someone that had attempted to kill a guy, and it looked just like him. And I think the officers even said to him, like, hey, what do you think about this? He goes, well, I think I'm in trouble if that's what you think the guy looks like. So they took him in and he was part of the lineup and all the things.

And sure enough, when they did arrest the real guy, they looked so much alike. But he could have been put away for a murder that he didn't commit. There's a viral clip, and it's probably 10 years old now where the newscaster's like, hey, have you seen this guy? And there's a sketchup and it looks just like the newscaster. Oh, gosh. They're like, he's accused of touching. And it looks just like him.

That's funny. Yeah, like somebody said, buddy. You shouldn't do this one. Let her do that one. And then I have a friend who lives in New York. And my friend's a comedian and him and his buddy traveled to Los Angeles. And they were there. And they were investigating him. They thought he was a murderer.

His name's Cosmo Kramer. And he was over. What happened? Kramer. Got it. Got it. Yeah. One of your buddies.

Your friend. That's not my friend? Okay. What else? Keith Urban was talking about how he feels that the country community is being ripped apart. He feels as though we're a tribe, and he's concerned that there's just a lot happening right now. We're not coming together like a family should, and we all need each other. So he's hopeful that, you know, everybody can come together. Let me tell you about the country community. The reason

they say that is because we all live so close. People have always not got along. They just faked it really well. We all know that. We live here. They're artists that you think our best friends absolutely hate each other. They just fake it really well. Who's that? I'm not going to say that right here. And it changes about every three months. And good for Keith for saying that. What he's saying is, hey, we need to fake it better. Because, you know, there are some beefs out there, but it's not new.

I think the political divide has created a place where people feel like they have to speak up about who they hate. And so, meaning which political candidates they don't like. And so that creates that. But there have always been big beefs here. Everybody just lives close. And that's why you have to act like your best friends. That's all. It's all fake anyway.

All right, what else you want? Merry Christmas, everybody. All right. I'm Amy, that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good.

A few years ago, Jason Hanson, who's a mechanic, was in a motorcycle accident, got hurt, couldn't walk, and the community rallied around him and helped him get back on his feet. He's like, man, I need to pay it forward. So his neighbor was having a hard time, and he found an old van, fixed it up, gave it to his name. neighbor started doing that every year. Finding someone in the community that needed a car, he'd fix it up on his own dime and give it to him.

Well, this year, the community pitched in, got a new car, fixed it up, boom, gave it to someone. Toys and Santa Claus all helped deliver it to the family. Dang, Santa Claus came in for that. He blew in a little early. That's how you know something's real special if Santa come and does a remote. Like an early remote visit, like even a satellite visit, you know? It's pretty cool, man.

That is pretty cool. That's how you know. It's an amazing story. That. Because you know what Santa Claus's fee is? What? His talent fee is very expensive. His talent fee is very expensive unless he's coming up for something from the heart.

Okay. Like if you just want him to come in to like open up a new Chili's in town, pretty expensive. But he comes in for free for stuff like that. Wow. So big shout out to the SC, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, man. That. And also him.

Jason Hanson. Jason Hanson. He's the real star of the story here. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. An Atlanta mom. has a story. She was on a way to the hospital. They were going to have birth to a baby. And they were doing it to, okay, the contractions are this length of part. We need to get to the

hospital. And wasn't like the baby's heads coming out or anything, but it was like, okay, if it's within a certain amount of minutes, we go. And they're going. She's like, okay, we're going. We're feeling good. We're making the responsible decision. Let's get some food before we go, because we might be there a while. And so they stop at McDonald's and they go in and use the restroom while they're there. And that's when she went into labor, when they stopped for just the second at the McDonald's. Oh, man. And so they called 911, and the staff and her fiance

delivered the baby. Crazy. Wow. And so Nandy Phillips was born less than 15 minutes later. Also, how great. It always seems like these babies that are born in places that are in hospitals are born quickly. Like, the baby comes out.

At a hospital, it's like, labor was 11 hours. So true. Like, track down a Burger King and just chill then. And you can have that thing pretty quick. It feels like. But employees all gathered around, and hopefully they're getting like a raise or like a give card at Christmas. Something.

Oof. So, but their, the stories in the news because they're nicknaming the girl Little Nugget. And here's the thing. You shouldn't make the news because you're nicknaming. You have to name the kid nugget. Oh, you got it. Yes. Yeah, you can't just nickname the kid.

So, like, I'm upset because it shouldn't make the news because they nicknamed it Little Nuggett. Either name the kid Nugito or Big Mac. Oh, big Mac. Come on. Quarter pounder. Small fry. Ronald. That's good.

McDonald. And if it's a, if it's a, if it's a, Grimmis. Rinalda. Ronda. Well, congratulations. They had that baby in the McDonald's bathroom,

something they didn't plan to do. That story came from the Today Show. Babies got a lot of hair. I love babies that are just born and they got a... Looks like a wig on their head. That's why they're the most ready to come out.

That's crazy. I had a lot of hair when I was born. Me too. A lot of hair when you were born? Yeah, they said I look like a monkey. You're doing Benjamin Buttons. Well... Oh, Bobby?

Because I've lost my hair. I got it. Well, no. You go on the opposite way. I was born with a lot of hair and then Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dang, that's not nice. You ever see Benjamin Buttons?

Yeah, it was a great movie. It's way too long. Okay, let's go. Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. A truck carrying Vick's vapor rub overturned on the highway. Oh, yeah? Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. the morning corny. I like that one. It's hard to get me, but I like that one. All right, so we're going to play a game here, and you guys are all invited to play, and if you win, I'll give you $50 of my own money.

Oh, let's go. I like that. Okay? Yeah, so. Morgan, you can play too, if you want to play. Yeah, I'll play. It's cash. So what's going to happen is,

Rolling Stone did the best TV theme songs of all time. And so I have 10 of them. And only one of you really gets to play whoever claims that you can get the most right. Okay, I can do nine. But if you lose, there is a penalty. Which is? If you say you can get a certain amount and you don't get that amount,

for 48 hours, you have to wear a unibrow, sharp a unibrow. It's if you don't win. So, 48 hours. So there are 10, and I can give you options to hop in and say, well, I can get three. And it's, again, it's the 100 best TV theme songs of all time. I don't want to say how familiar they are. Oh, boy. But does anyone think they can get four?

Four out of ten. I do. Aye. Yeah, I. Four out of ten for sure. Morgan? Yeah, I think I could get four. Because if it goes to you and you claim you can get it and I'll say, okay, well, name those songs. And you get your number, I give 50 bucks. I'll VINMault right over to you. Okay. But if you don't, 48 hours, you have to wear the Sharpie.

Both eyebrows. One in the middle. Oh, boy. Yeah, because it's both eyebrows and then one in the middle. It's the whole thing. Okay. All right. Who thinks they can get five? Me. Me. I don't think I can get five. Morgan's out. Good. Who thinks they can get six? Come on, guys. Where you at? Where are you at?

I mean, six. It's the 100 best TV theme songs. 100. Yeah, but it's out of the top 10. No, you're not doing all 10 out of 100. But I have the top 10. I was like, I can get six out of 100. No problem. Does anyone think they can do six? Oh, that's tough. We raised it to $75? $1. Lunchbox, you can do six? I mean, I do watch a lot of TV.

Amy, you want to try six? I think I could get six, but I also... Are you going in with it? No, because I have things to do. What if I don't? I can't. You have one opportunity to delay it if you need to delay it. You can delay it up to 48 hours. When do I have a 48-hour period?

I don't know, but then don't lose. He says he can do six. Can you do six? He can? You guys are going to pass 50 bucks? you guys are idiots. It's, listen, It's a...

Eddie. What if I say I can do six and he said it? Eddie, your unibrow will look the same anyway. But I'm telling you, it's a very famous. It's the 100 best,

so it's the top 10 of the 100 best. Yeah, but Rolling Stones is kind of cool. Might have some shows that we don't know. But you're hip. Well, guys, I got six, so whatever.

I'm out. I can't do six. You don't think you can do six or seven? Okay. If somebody wants to hop to seven, I can make it 100 bucks. There it is. Come on. Dang.

Lunch Fox, when this game first started, you're like, I got nine. You're stuck at six. You can't go to seven on your own. But if somebody else wants to jump in and go seven, there's $100 up there for grabs. Oh, Eddie, that's pretty good. And I went from five to seven now? I don't know.

For $100? $100? Yeah, but then unibrow. I'm going to be so mad if I end up getting them all. Exactly. So why would you not do it for $100? $7 for $100. How many do you think I could get?

Seven for $100. Going once? I'll take it. No. Going twice. You guys are a bunch of... I'll do it. Eddie's in.

Seven. Seven out of... Yeah. Seven for 100. Wow. So it's now at 100. So lunchbox, you could go 8 and give you into the 100 bucks. Come on.

But I would have to get more for the same price. So in a negotiation, that's bad tactic. No, no. You could go 8 now. I'm jump over here. Yeah, get 125. For 100. Nope.

Yes. You ask for 100. Well, then Eddie's at 100. Eddie... For seven? If anyone wants to go eight for $100, going once, going twice. Guys, come on.

No, eight, Eddie. Wow. All right. All right. Losers, let's go. That's right. All right, losers. Give me seven easy theme songs. Come on, Bobby. I hope you win. You hope Eddie wins? No, you. Well, why don't we play Russell Dickerson? Oh, wait, no, no. Okay.

And we'll see if Eddie can get this. Eddie, you ready? This is stupid. For 100 bucks. So dumb. All you got to do is get seven out of ten famous TV theme songs. If you get it, you win the money. If you lose it, you have a unibrow drawn on you on the Sharpie for two days. I hope you miss the first one.

We're going to start at 10 and work our way back. Eddie, can you name this famous TV show? California here we come right back where we started from. Eddie? Bones for one correct. Give me the OC. The O.C is correct. Nice job.

Yeah. Yeah. It's one. Come on, baby. Let's go. These are the top. I should have done it. But see, O.C.

top 100. There's nine left. If you want to go nine for nine lunchbox, I'll let you take it. Or you want to just sit there and watch me win 100. Do it lunch. If you want to go nine for nine, I'll let you take it for 100. But you have to go nine for nine. Or you can just sit there and watch that 100 go away.

Do it. You're going to be so mad at yourself. Yeah, I'm probably going to be pretty mad at myself. You're still hanging out? Yeah, I think I'm still. Sure. You watch TV. Next one up. Eddie, here you go. That's Friends, Bones. At number nine, that's Friends.

Two for two. Well, yeah, so am I. Next one. Now this is all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take them in and just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. Edie? Bones. That is Fresh Prince.

of Bel Air. That is correct. Three. I'm so mad. Lunchbox, there are there's seven left, obviously. Yeah. I mean, it's up to Eddie, but if you think you can go seven for seven Oh, no, no, it's not up to me.

It's up to lunchbox. If he wants to do it, let him do it. Go ahead, Eddie. Lunchbox, do you want to go seven for seven? No. I think you can do it. These are easy songs, man. So easy, man. Do you want to go six for seven? Oh, now we're talking. Now I've gone down. Because I was at eight.

Six of eight. Six of what? There's seven left. If you can get six of seven for $100. Oh, boy. Do you like to take over? You know what? I mean, those first three are simple.

I got to do it. Are you in? I'm in. I'm in. Eddie, is okay to pass it over? I'm fine with it. All right, so you have to get six of seven. Yeah, so far I have three.

No, no, no. You don't have three. There's seven left. You have to get six of the seven. There we have three of the ten. There's seven left. If you get six, you can miss one. Okay.

All right. Play. the next one. He'll get this one. Oh my God. You're traveling through another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are... What in the heck is that?

No. Lunchbox. You're traveling. You can miss one. Yeah. I'm in trouble already. What do you think that is? I've no idea.

I know what you've gotten it? Absolutely. It's one of my favorites. It's one of your favorites? I've watched Quantum League, but that ain't it. Oh my. Gosh. Go ahead.

This is one of the best TV theme songs of all time. Go ahead. Quantumly. Incorrect. Oh, my. Wow. That would be Twilight Zone. I don't know what that is.

Okay. You can't miss anymore. You have to go six for six. Next one up. Oh, gosh. Buzz, I love it. Lunchbox, you can phone a friend that's not Eddie. You can go into Amy or Morgan.

What do you think that is? Fuck it out. I've only got one guess. What do you think it is? Roseanne. Is I heard that Who would you like to team up with you, Amy or Morgan? You can talk with them.

That ain't right. You can be, but you can talk with them. No, but I maybe need to save my phone a friend. Is it available later on? I don't think so. Only now. All right, Amy, we'll talk it out. Well, honestly, when that, I think it's harmonica, maybe Kemsen,

I also thought Roseanne. But does Roseanne have words? I have no idea. I feel like... I got bamboozled. That's a good word. Harmonica is definitely the same sort of sound. That's the exact same, man.

But it could be used. You know how full house and family matters sound the same? Lunchbox, what is your answer? Roseanne. That is. Do you know what, Eddie? Absolutely. What is it?

Sanford and son. Correct. Oh. So here we are lunchbox. You've lost, and now you have eyebrows. We can double or nothing that. Because we have five left. God, oh my.

And if you go five for five, we'll give you a chance. You can just retire and take your punishment. Or if you go five for five, you're back to even, nothing. Okay. But if you miss, you have to draw a goatee on as well. Like with Charpey, all over your face. Oh, man. What do you think, bud?

Man, they got a lot harder. Maybe they'll get easier. You know what I mean? I don't think they're going to get easier. I mean, I never even heard of it. that one twilight zone. Never can hear that. All right, we need an answer? Double or nothing? Yeah, let's do it.

Here we go. Oh, my God. You have five left. I got to go five for five. I don't get to miss one. At number five. It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood. A beautiful day for a neighbor. Why'd you throw your pin? What are you doing? Could you be mine? It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood. A neighborly day for a beauty.

Would you be mine? Okay. Hold on a second. Ray, turn it down. We're going to take a break. We're going to let him focus for a second. I don't know if I know that. He's really flustered. Let's break. We're going to come back like three minutes. Hey, maybe he can't hear. Who, lunchbox?

Yeah. Lunchbox, I'll tell you what. You get four for five. You're out of it. Thank you. Thank you. Take a break. We'll come back. Don't Google anything. We'll see how lunchbox does. What I Google? Next. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable private nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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You don't want any money, but you're back to even. Correct. So, you have to go 4 for 5. And now we played this one. Here you go. It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood. These are the top 10 TV theme songs of all time, according to Rolling Stone. Could you be mine?

Can you name this one? It's a neighborly day in this beauty would. I mean. A neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine. Is that guy Mr. Rogers? Or is that Sesame Street? I don't know what...

Oh my God. What is it was a Mr. Rogers neighborhood? Was that a show? Two, one. Time. Your answer? Mr. Rogers. I'll accept it.

Mr. Rogers' neighborhood. Yes! Thank you! I don't know that. I don't think I've ever seen that show. Lunchbox. I am on fire. Number four.

Here we go. What? Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip that started from this traffic board aboard this tiny ship. Why are you pointing at the sky? That's my boy. Is that God? Gilligan's Island.

Correct. Yeah! So who is it pointing at God here? Yes, he's boy. Gilligan, man. He did die. Bob Denver. I don't know if he's labored in.

Right, next up. Here's the story of a lovely lady. Yeah! Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. $100. All of them had hair of gold. Like their mother, the youngest one. It's your boy.

Alice. The Brady boss! Correct. Correct. You got two left. Yes. You just got to get one of two. Let's go.

Number two. Girl in love. La la la la la lovey dog. I can't be held responsible for my actions. She's an ingenue. I have no underlying issues to address I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed. Say love makes you crazy.

What? I'm just a girl. What? I heard what I asked. What? What? I can't be held responsible for my action. I have never heard this in my life.

That. I'm just a girl in love Oh my gosh I can't be held responsible for my actions I have no Zoe That's a guess That's a good show

I just a guess That's not a good one That's incorrect It's called Crazy Ex-Girlfriend It was on CW No one's ever heard of that show Well The second best TV theme song of all time

Lunchbox at all comes down to this You get this one You win You miss this one you really lose? Let's go. Now, I need the exact name of the show. No, don't get all technical now. What do you mean? Go ahead. Here we go. Can you name this show for the championship

and not a unibrow? Go ahead. I'm ready. The answer is? The Jeffersons. Jefferson's your final answer? You lock in it in. If you say lock it in, it's locked in. Lock it in. He says to Jeffersons. The answer is. You don't have to have anything drawn on you. Okay. Let's see. You don't have have anything drawn on you. Okay, let's pay me my hundred. No, no hundred. You're back

to even. That means you to get no drawn on your face. You have a reward system with your kids anywhere where if they do good, they get something. Absolutely. And that's okay. Right? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's a treasure chest with candy and we've been questioning if candy's okay, but that's

what we do. Amy, you? I mean, no, we tried that. My kids aren't motivated by reward systems. And some aren't. Are they more motivated by not being punitive? They are also not responsive to consequences. Oh, yeah. Makes a quandary.

Yeah, it is. It is quite the quandary, yes. That would be difficult. Wow. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, we try more unconventional methods. I feel like some parents, if they don't have children, like I do, I don't know how to define. I mean, a lot of adopted children, you have to parent differently.

I feel like some parents might come into my home and be like, oh, my gosh, that would never fly at my house. and I have to be like, well, this is how it flies here, and this is what works for us, and no judgment, please. That's interesting that they don't love the good or the bad. What do you do? That's tough. I ask because I have a kind of a reward system with my dogs. If they have a good day, they don't get in trouble, they get a treat.

I don't even know if they know the system exists. But last night on my Instagram, I just haven't slept on a couple nights. I've had a lot of work to do. I think I'm probably a little over, a little overstressed. But I was doing an Instagram Q&A just to kind of take my mind off everything And as I was answering questions I was taking pictures with the dogs and I have we have a bag of beef jerky And we buy a bag I buy a bag of beef jerky it's like yay big about one of those kind of pouches And we go through one about every two weeks and if the dogs don't get in trouble all day

They each get a little piece of beef jerky at the end of the night You would think I was feeding the dog cyanide it held people were freaking out last on my Instagram story Oh really? Why? People get upset over the dumbest stuff. This was human beef jerky, like from the grocery store? Yeah. I didn't make it, Eddie.

Right, right, right. No, I just meant it wasn't like dog jerky. But not human, not from a human body. What do you think this is, that miracle in Andy's or whatever? I'm saying like what we eat. We crashed a plane or we eating each other at my house? Like a slim gym. No, it was like a, you can see it on my Instagram story.

But Eller, and by the way, she has a crate. But the crate door is net. This is something else that we're upset about. You keep your dog in a crate. Well, first of all, if I did, that's on me. I get to do that. I'm the dog's owner. but we don't shut the door.

Whenever she was aggressive when we adopted her, she's not anymore, she's the most loving animal ever. But that's her home, it's her safe spot. So she sleeps in there every night with the door open. There you go. But the door's open in the picture. I can't believe you trap your dog. And you give a beef jerky.

Go look at the picture. You know what music you don't need to hear whenever you look at the picture? In the arms of an angel. There's no one-eyed dog or a mistreated dog. These dogs are living high on the hog. And then Stanley, who's probably five pounds overweight because he can't really move because of his leg. He's getting a little bite.

He's getting, he's a good, the lean cuisine bite. He's like the, you know, Richard Simmons bite there. But people are just having a cow. You can go look at it. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. But I do. If they have a good day, don't get trouble, they get one. Wow.

Yeah, that's good. Yeah. And it says beep jerky is generally safe for dogs to eat. Well, there you go. There you go. What's the problem? Well, if it's from the internet and it says generally, got to be right. Yep.

Okay. Thank you. Let's do the new. Bobby's Big. Stories. Recent studies have shown that you should avoid more than two energy drinks a day. I mean. But what about coffee?

That's the question. Ooh, yeah. You can actually have a little more coffee than energy drinks. A healthy adult can consume up to four cups of coffee during a 10-hour shift at work. Caffeine is a diuretic, meaning it causes increased urination and you'll have to go to the bathroom more. Caffeine can also increase your blood pressure over time that really, could put some lasting effects on your body if you drink a lot of it.

Your heart beats faster. Again, more work is being done. Your body starts to wear down. So, I don't like coffee. Every once in a while I do espresso shot and a tea, like a 10-foot-tall tea with like a thimble of espresso, and I'm like, ugh, coffee, huh? I like it black.

But the energy drinks will get you in trouble. Yeah. And I'm a guy who likes an energy drink occasionally. What is it? This is the Celsius drink? Is that an energy drink? Yeah, but you know what? Nothing is...

Here's the general rule. Unless it's water, it ain't really great for you. That's true. When you drink something. There are things that aren't as bad for you, but mostly you got to hit the water. And I fill this of a smart water bottle. My goal is always to fill up five of these

before I toss the bottle away. I'm not perfect on plastic, but I try to do better. And my wife is the reason for that. She's just like, we should not drink, we should not waste plastic. Like, we should not... The environment. And I'm a pro environment too,

but I'm also pro. getting to work. I wake up a buck crack of dawn and I'm tired. I just want to grab a bottle of water. But I try to do the water, water and sleep, but the biggest things. Moving on. The reason that TV reruns help you relax, scientists say, watch them, because you're familiar with them and they each stress. You see your favorite characters who are basically your virtual friends. And you know how the story ends, which is comforting. And if you didn't like it, you wouldn't watch it anyway.

So you know what's going to happen. You like it. You're familiar. So leave a rerun on if you are stressed. Shows from your childhood also have a degree of nostalgia and helping you reflect back on stress-free days. Those were the days, weren't they? I didn't have those. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's opposite for you. Oh, yeah.

That must be, that's different. Yeah, it's different for everybody, I guess. Like when I see Roseanne, no, no, what doesn't kill us is making the stronger, the intro, the harmonica. Like, my mom loved that show, so it reminds me of her and she passed away way early. But it's like, it reminds me of, like, sleeping on a couch. better bedrooms. I slept on a couch. And I like the show, but it's like, that takes you back to a different place. It does. Having to put all my clothes underneath the couch as my closet because I don't have a closet. And it's a good thing, but it's also not that exactly. Like,

I'm glad it reminds me of that. There's drive there. But I did love Roseanne. It reminded us of our family is why, for the most part. Roseanne, Grace Under Fire. My mom will be like, my mom will be like, ain't that the truth? She'd say that while she was watching the show. She's along with a deep voice. She's like, ain't that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That study. It's from the University of Buffalo. More than 200 people were rescued after being stranded on a huge chunk of ice that broke free on a Minnesota lake while they were fishing. Oh, no. I thought this was going to be like an Antarctica or something.

It's in Minnesota. Minnesota. Minnesota. Shout out to our Minnesota listeners. You guys can do the cold. I can't. And the sheriff said, hey, do not get out on the edge. The ice is very unpredictable this year.

What's happening is our temperatures are so up and down. The global warming situation is happening where the ice is not what it used to be. And it's a crack. And don't hit me with global warming. It ain't hotter. Global warming is not just it being hotter. It's just the polar. It's cold, super cold when it's cold, super hot or big storms.

Yeah, extremes. Things get a little crazier on the extreme levels. But they think warm, hot because it's warm. They're like, look how cold it is, man. There's no global warming. Yeah, yeah. I get that. That's from the Daily Mail.

I know. There were things they've messed up in naming. Global warming is one of them. HD radio, another one. Monkeypox. Monkey Puck. They had to change that name to Mpox. That's right.

They've messed up once in naming some stuff. I remember we work obviously in radio or podcast, however you consume the show, and they were like, HD Radio. And I was like how I hear it. I don't need to hear it any clearer. High definition. That's not what it was. That was so bizarre.

What was it? No, it added extra channels in the middle. Yeah. But the communication of it was awful, and everybody thought, well, I have HD TV, and I could, okay, it looks better, but I don't need to hear it. it better. Interesting. And so it was just a kind of a disaster in the marketing of it. So it never, it, there are still channels, but it never became as big I think that they thought it could, or that I think it could, if it were named something different. I'd call it extra channels.

There you go. That's it. That makes sense. Right on the nose. You know, everybody says you should drink eight, eight ounces of water every single day. This study says not everybody needs that much. The idea that all humans need to drink eight glasses and an ounce of, you know, certain eight ounce glasses of water every day, like they're like, that's just not it. Your bodies are all different sizes, your different ages. If you're older, if you're bigger, you need more water. If you're smaller, if you're younger, you don't need as much. Yes, there are all these factors. And we're just finally being educated on everybody's built different and wire different and all of our fuel is different and even for us it changes because the fuel that we need at 22 we need a different

type of fuel at 52 yeah same thing with an old car even so mostly they're like hey there's not a set rule of you need eight eight ounce by the way stop all the eights it's eight eight ounces yeah it's stupid just say you know 64 ounces i just drink when i'm thirsty you know how i talk about a radio that story same thing too many eights. The eights, bad naming. Too many eights, yeah. Experts rank the top frozen pizzas. Come on, let's go.

I feel like Eddie, you could just claim you're an expert. I would love pizza. I would love to be an expert for this. The top frozen pizzas, man, we used to rock out some Tonys. Back in the thing, we'd go to the grocery store, we'd buy four or five of them. Do you remember? Mm-hmm, mm-mm-mm. The commercial?

The four Tonys. Yeah. And the first Tony would go. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. The second would go. Then third one go. I remember that. That's legit.

That's hilarious. That's legit. See, that takes me back. That's legit, yeah. The number one is... I'm going to go with Dejorno. They market it as the best. They've nailed that marketing.

And they're number one. Wow. Must be Dejorno, yeah. Newman's own pizza at two. Scream at Sicilian at three. Tony's at four and Red Baron at five. We used to rock some Red Baron. Red Baron, dude.

It's still rock. Seleon makes you think a lunchbox for some reason. Because he did commercials. Yep. Oh. Mama, Mama, soup again. That was that commercial. Yeah.

Little Johnny, man. Mama, Mama, Mama, soup again. No, not again. Mama, not again. Mama, I want pizza. It sounded like you were getting wooked. I don't even remember the commercial. It just sounded like he was getting whooped.

Mama, mama, not again. He would come in and the mom was making soup. Soup again. Super again. Yep. Yep. Good times. Junk sleep.

Maybe while you're still tired after a full night's rest. If you're still exhausted after sleeping seven or eight hours, you may not have slept as solid as you think, even though you did sleep. It's called junk sleep. It happens when you don't get enough high quality sleep or sleep long enough during that session to nourish your brain and body when you're waking up all night long.

That's bad on and off. My iPhone, because I don't wear a watch or an I watch or Apple watch when I sleep, but my iPhone will tell me how much I slept, But how does it know? Because it's not even near me. Yeah, that is weird. Probably because you haven't been touching it, you know. That is a thing, yes.

But mine last night, two hours and 43 minutes. That's about what I slept. That's not good. But how does it know? Exactly. I know. Did they just go, well, he's on his phone a lot. Yeah.

So he must be either a sleep or dead if the phone ain't moving. But it does that. That's weird. So there are things like kids, pets, traffic, a snoring partner, all of this that affects your junk sleep. but it's mostly just try to find a place. Would you guys ever think about

sleeping in a different room for a couple nights a week than your spouse? Absolutely. But would it fly at your house? No, she wouldn't let me do it, but I'd love to do it. But if you said for a...

Why would she not let you do it? Because she feels like we need to be together. If I fall asleep on the couch, she has to wake up and be like, hey, you come into bed? She needs you? I guess she needs me, man. That's just how it works around the house,

you know what I mean? You know how Ray was going to be? have that business turned down for what? And he comes and turns down your stuff when you're gone. Yeah. It's a good business. Thank you. I was thinking last night, literally.

Creepy. It'd be awesome. Some nights, like, I'd hire someone to just come in and, like, put my kids to sleep. That's it. That's all they do. That could be real creepy, too. Uh-huh. Yeah, going up in his room with him.

Hey, stranger, go up in his room with my son, my small teenage son. This guy named Frank. Yeah, that's weird. What'd be over behind you? No. It'd be, no, it would be some of the man named Frank, but I'm like, God, it'd be awesome if someone could just come in like a night, like a night nurse, but it only takes like an hour or two or three. He's still struggling sleeping? Yes, like that's where I, some nights I get junk sleep because of it, but, you know, oh.

Is he? I need a night nurse for a 12 year old. Is he, as a 12 year old, is he committed to trying to do better? Does he just go, I'll just sleep when I sleep? Because I try to do better, and I do sometimes. He fights it. Last night, I tried to count to my favorite 50 Arkansas Razorback athletes. What?

And I got to 31. You know that many? And that's when I fell asleep, I think, for a little bit, and I woke up a couple hours later. But I have to... That's funny. It's pretty random. It's really crazy. Why are we laughing?

I'm trying to share it. Yeah, right, right, right. But if I can... There are two ways to do it. I'll either make each of my body parts go to sleep. I'll go. I'll lay there. Like start with your toes?

Yes. And I'll go, okay. My toes, they are now asleep. But what happens is I'm not really putting them to sleep. I'm focusing on something. Right. And I'm, okay. You guys.

You're relaxing it. Hey, hey, kiss my grits. I get it. Are you falling as deep with your toes? No, I don't ask it if it's asleep. I just go, all right, my toes, check in, go to sleep. But last night, I was like, all right, 50. Okay.

Number one, Matt Jones, quarterback. Number two. Quine Grovey. Oh man, another quarterback. Like you're just saying their names, you're not putting them to sleep. Yeah, I don't call them. Okay. But I got to 30.

Yeah, I got my 30s and I fell asleep. But then I woke up, I didn't, whatever. And then finally... Matt didn't make the list? He did, yeah, probably like four or five. Peyton Hillis. Nice. Yeah, then I got to the Dick brothers.

I don't know the Dickie the Kikers. The Dickie the Kikker? No, Dicker the kicker the Chargers. Not Dicker the kicker. What on earth? I got drunk sleep, sorry. Same. And very little even to that.

I want to call him Dickie the Kiki. You've ever met him. Final story, Iran calls for the U.S. to be kicked out of the 2020 World Cup after it changes the Iran flag on social media to show support for the protesters. Here's the thing. We're playing Iran today. As lunchbox talked about this morning, it's the World Cup.

Cannot wait. The rumor is the winner gets to rule the other country. That's what I read on the... That's how you play a game. We go right into the Iranian regime if we... No way. Oh my gosh. Just a rumor.

We lose our freedom over one game. It's like when they bet you, me. They race for pink slips. It's like that. All right. We're going to bet our countries. Okay, we're going to put up democracy. Oh my.

Hey, then we'll all watch. And then we lose and all the sudden all the Iranian flags are going up all around us. Golly, that sucks. That would be, I mean, this is some weird twisted TV show. That's not a bad idea for TV show. Like we gamble it for a soccer match. Dang. Yeah.

Okay. That's the news. Thank you. were Bobby's big. Stories. There's a house. And there was some murders in the house. And the question is, would you buy the house?

And it wasn't murders like Lizzie Borden. Because, sure, I'll buy a house where 100 people were murdered in 1600s. Because I don't believe the ghosts are there. And if they are, who says they're mean? Maybe they're loving. Could be. And they want to protect you. We just assign this.

We assign ghosts as evil. It's like snakes. Snakes are probably all like, man, what do we do to get this raw deal? They're funny. like to call the better, like guardian angel. Yeah, yeah, I hear you, but just, you're a guardian angel. If they're just ghosts in a house, maybe they're not guarding you.

Right. But we always go, ghosts, oh, snakes, ooh. You think snakes are running charities and stuff? Possibly, yeah. Yeah, well, the thing about snakes is they care. No. You know? No, no, they do not. They do. They're doing stand-up shows. They're just built that way. They're just... They're just... Sillery. And they strike because

they're scared or hungry. That's usually when they do strike, yeah. That's it. And all of a sudden, we're like, Snake's evil. Poor snakes. Anyway, so there's his house. It's the house in which Chris Watts killed his wife. It's been on and off the market for years. It finally sold.

It was sold for $600,000. The 4,200 square foot home is located in Frederick, Colorado. Features Views of the Rocky Mountains. It's a pretty nice house, but he is serving multiple life sentences for killing his pregnant wife and their daughters in the house, Daily Mail. Now, the fact that this is new and kids were involved,

it's not the ghosts of it. I'm just I just don't want to be I don't want to be there No I don't want that energy I don't even believe in energy so much I just would think about it There's energy in here right now

And I don't even like energy drinks that much Occasionally Yeah it just It just would be I would just It would make me think about it Yes And I wouldn't like that

Because I would go man And I would know probably where it happened Yeah Yeah I'd be like man that happened right there So that is why I would not do it not an energy or a ghost, but that for you for sure can do that. Okay, that is what I'm

thinking also copycats. Yeah, you always say that about everybody. He lived there. Riveny lived there? What do you mean it never happens? That never happens where someone's copycats in a house. You think every crime is copycatted by somebody? Amy thinks it was like a parallel universe in this same universe where they're doing the exact same crime again?

No, someone is going to get obsessed with him. They find out what he did and then they go try to do it at the exact place. No, no. I've never read of anything like that. Never. She's heard of like a couple of copycat killers or something and all of a sudden every crime has a copycat. Okay. She also believes if there's a baby that shows up to your door and you hear through the door, like a real baby crying, don't know, don't answer the door because as soon as you do, there's a baby there's a baby there's also somebody with a gun that's also somebody with a live baby. Okay. Or there's the baby on the side of the road

that you stop to rescue. It's really just a car seat and it's a gang. Initiation. And they're really tiny member who jumps out of the car seat with a gun. Say hello to my little friend. The little guy. I mean, whatever. It could happen. It could happen. It's Patrick Mahomes announces the birth of his second child, him and his wife. They have a new addition. Brittany and Patrick welcomed. Patrick Bronze, Levan Mahomes, the third. Seven pounds, eight ounces.

Which reminds me with Patrick Mahomes placed for who, Amy? The Chiefs. Yeah, good job. We did as a group draw and bet on the Tampa Bay. So stupid, guys. It was a drawing, though. I know, but we drew names and we were like, oh, no, let's pass that team. Let's draw another team.

No, I don't think that's what happened at all. It is. They were the third team we drew. They were? Yeah, because we drew the Cowboys. They're like, oh, let's not keep that one. Move on to the next one. I don't remember that. I don't think it was exactly like that. I promise you. Okay, but your promise is not worth the Hill of Beans.

But I have our bet here. We can't even cash out at this point. Yeah, because they're so bad they won't give us any money. Oh, we can, actually. They'll give us 50 cents. So we bet, as a group, we collected our money and about 500 bucks on the Buccaneers to win the Super Bowl. Oh, my gosh. And they were the number.

number two overall favorite. And if they win, we win $4,000. We could cash out for $100 bucks right now. Wow, that's how bad they are. No. We're not going to do it. I still believe.

I still believe. I think they're going to win their division. And then as long as you put Brady in the Super Bowl, let's go. Money time. Yeah. Okay. I don't think they'll win.

I bet on the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl way back early on. Chiefs were you're picking the hat? Is it still? No, no. I just bet on them my own before the season started. Can we still place bets now? Yeah, the bucks are leading their division.

and so it's a terrible division. They're barely leading the division. They're under 500. Yeah. But we're still in it, boys. All you got to just be in it, chipping and share. It's all you need. Oh, man.

So we're not taking our money out? No, it's a lost cause. All right, Tampa. Do it for us. You know, here's the thing about Jesse James Decker. I want to talk about this for a second. She posted a picture of her kids. But she posts her kids and Eric, Decker, her husband.

By the way, Jesse James Decker, reality star, singer, cookbooks. She's not familiar. Yeah, influencer. And so her kids are the cutest kids. Obviously, look at their mom and their dad. I mean, he's a Greek god. Yeah, NFL player.

Yeah, genetically. Not just NFL player. Like, like, like chef's kids. You can't do that. I can. It sounds so awkward. I love me some Eric Decker. Heard you refer to another man as a Greek god.

I don't even know if he's Greek. Eric Decker, though, man, he's got it. That's my type. Stop. So we, you know, I know Jesse, and she posted a picture of her kids. And her kids are starting to be like ages, the young ones. I'm going to guess, seven, eight, ten, eleven, whatever. Yeah, they're still very young.

Yes. Yeah. And they are ripped. Like they are, their dad is a professional athlete at the highest level. Their mom also physically very gifted. And muscular, yeah. Yes. So the kids are ripped.

And people were accusing her of, like, Photoshopping abs on the kids. And I'm like, no, no, no, no. I knew this as soon as I saw the picture. I was like, this is not Photoshop. No, I saw a video. And those apps were moving. You're not photoshopping that.

Well, she posted a new one going, here's a video. There we go. That's what I saw. Yeah, it's like, here's a video. That's real. First of all, you shouldn't go after people's kids. Not that they were going after,

but they were using the kids as a way to kind of get at her and go, oh, look at her, photoshopping her kids. When you have parents, when your dad's, like, oh, great God, right? Former professional athlete. What do you think the kids are going to... They're ripped.

The daughter's a gymnast. So I felt bad for her. She responded by showing a video. I hated it for her. She already gets a lot of scrutiny. More than she deserves. And, you know, I just don't think you need to be making news stories out of people's kids. Or even commenting on it.

I think that's true. Unless she's doing something to hurt the kids. and then it's like you just you just have that taken care of. But she's not. She took a picture for kids. Straight up. They got more muscles than I do.

It's amazing. I'm jealous. Yeah, they've got like eight packs. Yeah. I know. It's just like we all comment on people's bodies and especially don't comment on people's kids' bodies. Justice for Jesse James Decker is what I say.

Yeah. Justice. And Eric. Chef's kiss. Stop. All right. What? It is so.

I saw Eric the other night. I love that guy. He's a great dude. He's a good. Dude, yeah, he shouldn't be that good a dude. He's so good looking and so athletic. He's not going to want to see you ever again. Yeah, he will.

Because I'd be like, hmm. He's probably the nicest Greek god I've ever met. Yeah, only one I ever. You think he's a Greek god too? Well, that's what he said. I'm just going with the label. But she did post a video to show. It's like, for example, my wife,

she never edits. She doesn't know how to edit pictures. She doesn't edit pictures. Doesn't know how to edit pictures. It's like, oh, look at her editing her picture. Look at her eye color. She doesn't care enough to do that. She doesn't even really get on social media.

that much except occasionally. And so there's no editing at all, none. If there's any, it's like, can you figure how to edit me? I'm asking, I'm like, is there a way you can be me? Like, if any, it'd be me. But people are in such a need to have their voice heard. And so the way to get your voice heard is to scream nasty things because people will actually pay attention to that.

It sucks. It sucks. I'm sorry that happened to you, Jesse. And I don't, you're probably not listening to the show. But if you are. I felt that. I'm sorry. That sucks.

All right. We're going to come back in a second. I got a couple things we're going to do when we come back. Lunchbox will give us the Chrisley Report. Oh, yes. He's been doing his research. A caller asked us. And we didn't really know what was up, but he's going to give us the Chrisley Report.

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I don't know. It just seemed shady. I just read the headline in a couple lines. I went, I don't know what this means, so I quit. You know what I mean? And I like Todd. I mean, he guest hosted the show. When Lunchbox was out, he came and hosted the show with us.

He sat right there in that chair. Yeah. A felon sat right here. All I know is, I had like $63 on my wallet when I got here. I left. There was no cash in there. Really? Yeah.

And he was whistling a little louder when he left. Todd. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I like Todd. I don't, it sounds like what they did was bad, but I don't really know. So now lunchboxes has been doing research.

Oh, man. Here he is with The Crisley Report. Lunchbox. The Crisleys. What did they do? Guys, it's called bank fraud. They targeted small banks. So that way they wouldn't be able to do their research and they falsified documents saying

their net worth and they had all this stuff. So they were applied for these huge loans. And these small banks were like, oh, okay, cool. And you have the collateral because you have all this big houses. Big houses and cars and stuff like that. So they went to these small banks to do it. They didn't go to the big banks because they would actually do their research. And they got $30 million in loans.

They don't have the internet at small banks? They can't afford. But they have a little smaller staff. Yeah. And they defrauded on $20 million of those loans. They defaulted. or fraud. Defaulted.

You gave like three words. No, defaulted. What does that mean? Defaulted. They didn't pay. And they filed for bankruptcy and they, oh, you know what I mean? And they transferred money from a different account and they made a separate account and transferred it to Todd's mom to make it look like she's the one that had money.

Oh, so they were like, no, no, she has her own money. But it was the money they got and then said, oh, we don't have any money. We're bankrupt. Yeah. So we can't pay those loans back. So that really hurts those small banks. And then here's what's crazy. Julie got an extra charge at, you know, whatever the trial, because when the government was

like, hey, we need these documents. You know, when they're investigating, they subpoena or whatever. She didn't send them. She refused to send them. Because she was trying to hide them. Like, no, no, can't have those. That's like eating your homework or you're cheating. And they're just like, uh, I don't know, boy, you can't see it. I mean, talk about crazy. Yeah, that's, that's wild.

I mean, and they use the stuff to buy. They spend $300,000 a year on clothes. $300,000 a year. Yeah, that's a lot. I feel like they've probably spent more. I thought so too. And if they're buying clothes for their show, it's obviously a write-off, like a business expense.

But you get about half back. Not half back. There's about half that's cut off that you don't have to pay in. But that's a lot. But they're on TV all the time. And they like nice things. I guess I just expected that it would be that. It's a big number.

And they also, they lived lavishly. Yeah, traveling all over, buying house. Hair makeup. Well, I figured the show paid for that. But didn't they have like... Just for on camera time. Didn't they have opportunities to make money? No, no, Eddie, they did make money.

A lot of it, buddy. But then they transferred over here to a different bank account. And then said, no, we're bankrupt. Oh, we're bankrupt. According to what Lunchbox is saying. So anyone's going to sue us. I don't know any of this. Lunchbox report.

This is The Chrisley Report by Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Got NPR. Lunchbox. That's right. Jason freaking Gibble. Okay. So, but when they started the show, they were already wealthy in doing this? Don't know.

That's what I don't understand. All I know is at one. point I was doing something with Dolly at her charity event and they were like, oh, that's Todd Chrisley behind you. And I was like, I don't know who that is. And it went up and he was very, very nice. And I was like, hey, Todd. And I thought he was like somebody's cousin. And they were like, no, he has a reality show on USA. And I was like, what's that? Well, that's still a network. That being said, smash cut, snake in the grass on USA network. It was excellent. Love it. It's right. It's awesome. It was crazy. They were on TV for like 10 years. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. Didn't I pay a lot of money? Yes, Eddie. It depends. It depends. But Eddie, there's never enough. So they wanted more money. Right. Yeah. And you don't make a whole lot of money doing that kind of show. Yeah, but that opens up opportunities to make more money somewhere else. Yes, but how?

You can't do another show because the network owns it. What are you going to do social media? You're going to do appearances show. You can do all that. But that's work. And you're not going to make millions and millions. Okay. Unless you get a big endorsement deal.

And I remember we played that celebrity softball tournament and they were so famous. When they showed up, everyone was like, oh, my God. And I don't want people take this the wrong way. And nice. Yeah. They were very nice. Super nice. Whistling like they got an extra 20 mil just hanging out.

They did. Well, there you have it. That was a good joke. Here you go. Here's how did Todd Crisley make his money. Todd Crisley founded Chrisley Asset Management, a real estate management, a real estate firm that launched in 2002. The business purportedly closed during the 2008 housing crisis.

However, the Crisleys must have lived in an extravagant lifestyle or otherwise they couldn't legally afford to own multiple sources. Oh, no. They couldn't leak. I don't know. He had a firm, but it sounds like it went under. Yeah, went under. Quote unquote.

Did it really go under? Or did they move money over here, move money over there? Well, I think the business went on here. I'm just saying. But why do you do finger quotes with one under? Because they're scam artists, guys. They're con artists that out there are doing con over here, they're con. They're coning everywhere at con.

Yes. And here's what's crazy. Now I got it. So they asked the judge, they were like, listen, Todd has a medical condition and sending him to prison will make it too harsh on him. Judge said, ha, prison. Do you laugh like that? They didn't disclose what medical condition he had, but he said prison would make it harsh on him because of his medical condition. He's got great skin.

Not anymore. He ain't going to have great skin. Yeah, I know. He does get a lot of facials. And didn't they come out because they said the guy that he had been having an affair with? Went to the FBI and said, hey, listen, they're scamming. I got documents. What did you call that? Scorned ex-lover? Scorned ex-lover.

They had a year-long affair, and Todd Crisley still denies that they ever had an affair. But this guy, because he stayed close to the family after the affair even ended, he had all the documents, text messages, just everything. Well, I got a better understanding of it. And here's what's crazy. Also, they tried to ask the judge like, hey, can we staggar our sentences where the wife goes and Todd stays home? And then when the wife gets out, because they have a 16-year-old. And then they also have their grandkid, 10-year-old, that they have full custody of.

And the judge said, wait, you didn't. think about your kids when you're doing these crimes? Why are we going to think about your kids now? Prison, both of you same time. And I think that one of the kids is that now the illegal guardian of the young kids. Yeah, there's like an older daughter that's going to have to take. I don't find any joy in this. It's crazy. Yes.

So Julie, if you want to go visit her, she'll be in Tallahassee. It's like she's touring. She'll be playing the frothy monkey down at, and. Oh, you mean this is where they're serving prison. Yeah, and Todd will be down in Pensacola. They can't be here? No. Oh, they're not even going to be in the same?

Were they not tried here? I believe, but it's a federal thing, so they're going to a federal prison. And it's like one of those... It's one of the swanky ones? Yes. And... I mean, maybe that would just be not... There's no way, man.

Then I watched a video with this lawyer and an ex-felon that used to be in the prison. He was like, they need to do their research and they need to understand etiquette in prison because they do not want to mess up. They should not talk to the guards. They should not be friendly with the guards because they're going to think, oh, the guards are being nice. And other prisoners are going to be like, can't trust those guys. Even to swank? Even a swank.

Swank's a lot's place? Yes. Dang. You can't be nice to the guards? I'd be nice to the guards. I'm just telling you. Because I don't know. I'm the same to lunchbox.

Well, this guy was in one of those. He was a white collar crime. I wouldn't hear from him. We'd like to talk to him. I mean, you all think they're playing tennis and like shuffle. Yeah. That's awesome. I don't think they are.

No pickleball tournaments every Tuesday. I don't think so, guys. Vinyl night on Thursday. They do arts and crafts. Yeah. I don't know. But they will get a little cred in the prison because they actually went to trial and they didn't flip on anybody.

That's what the felon said. He said, prisoners respect it. I don't know. You look at the Crisleys and go, Cred. He said they get creed for believing in their innocence and fighting it all the way to the end. He goes, if they would have flipped over and rolled on people, then had a bad time in prison. It's, I mean, and I guess they scammed banks.

You know, the worst kind is when they scam old people. Yeah, but do you know who goes into that bank every 11 o'clock, every weekday? Old people. They do. Right after their lunch, early lunch. Man, it's crazy. Hey, good luck. And they're supposed to report January 15th, self-surrender. That's be tough to go have a happy new year if you know, you gotta go to jail in two weeks.

Three, two, one. Oh, so they're not in jail yet. Not yet. Dang. Wait, I talk to them. They're not. Can they? I don't think they're calling anybody.

Use your one call. Hit us up. They're not in yet. Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought you only got one call anyway. Okay, here's what we're going to do. Yeah, I don't find any joy. We're out of time.

Lunchbox wanted to pimp some joy. Do you just want to wait until tomorrow? Yeah. We can wait until tomorrow. But it's getting closer to the day. So here's the thing to... We're not actually... We're delayed an hour in Vegas because it's a different time zone.

Yeah. Let's just do it. Ray, do we have 30 seconds or no? A minute and a half. Okay, we'll do it tomorrow. Okay, yeah. We'll do it tomorrow. Not enough time.

Okay. On the phone, let's go over talk to Eric in Alabama. Eric, what's going on, buddy? What's up, Bobby? You're on the air. We're talking about the Crisleys. What do you think? Look, so good morning, studio.

How are y'all doing? Morning. Morning. Dude, Lunchbox, he's talking about the Crisleys and he's talking

about how they're doing on his fraudy, but he wants to get on a show so he can get his roof paid. That's not fraud.

That's being on TV. That's not fraud. Yeah. Yeah. I guess he's comparing the shortcuts. It's different

because you're not committing a crime doing that. Yeah. I mean, I was going to pay for it. Do you, Lunchbox is someone

who likes to think think of scams, though. I try to think of the easy way. I don't never Break the law. That usually leads to a scam.

Remember you go Uber H, you just grab a bag off the thing. Oh, yeah. Why is breaking a law? Yeah, that's breaking a lot. Yeah, anywhere you go to a restaurant. They just have it out on the counter. Like postmates. Yeah.

You just go grab it. They just put it there and they don't ask for your ID or anything. Just go and grab a to go order. Dying and dash. Been there, done that, yeah. So he's saying you do a lot of scamming or the idea of scamming to you is awesome, but for you to be like, oh, I can't believe it. Well, I mean, that's a whole other level.

$30 million compared to a $5 sandwich over at the, Brito place. You get sandwich at the brito place? I'm in a burrito place, but I started with sandwich. Eric, you bring up a good point, my friend. I'm glad you shared that with us. Listen, he walked in, he said he used

to D&D. Yeah, you've never dined and dashed. Several times. Exactly, see? What? What's happening right now? That's what I'm talking about. Who does that?

These two? Everybody's done it back in the day. No, I've never done it. No, I've never dined it. Never in your life. No. I said never the first time that meant her whole life. Never, never.

time we did it at a pancake place. I hope. Open 24 hours. Go ahead. It was kind of raining outside and we were jumping for us. Let's just say that it was international. It's like a house. We run and jump in forest Cherokee and we drive and he's got bald tires and we

pull out on the road. We kind of fishedail but we got it back together. Oh, good story. It's a great story there, bud. Then you guys found $5 or what? No, then we got away. Eric, appreciate that. Listen, there's some good Mexican restaurants and I didn't have the money, so I had to go eat.

And I was like, well, they're pretty crowded, so I'm just going to have to leave. Yeah. No, we're not celebrating that. There you go. So why are you calling them bashing me? Me and you were the same, man. Listen, I'm not celebrating that. I regret that.

I'll go back today and give them the money if you want me to. That'd be awesome. Good. Lunchbox, you should do that too. Ah, probably not there anymore. Go back to that house where they have pancakes. Go back to the multi-country. I'm just saying that it may not be open right now or...

24 hours. Probably the same people don't work there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eric, appreciate. Have a great day, buddy. Listen, it's the same management. All right. He keep telling me to listen.

That's like four times. Thank you, Eric. Let's go over to talk to Aaron in Ohio. Aaron, you're on the show. Aaron, what's going on, buddy? Morning, studio. Morning. So, listening to the podcast on Thursday's episode,

of Thanksgiving episode, sorry lunch at 53 minutes 34 seconds you guys are talking about holiday harmony the show or the movie amy's in and about 32 seconds later lunchbox asked what was the name of that movie again so no one caught him and I believe yesterday you guys busted Eddie for

not listening so I appreciate you bringing it up I mean that's a great Well, hold on. Everybody sit back and relax. I'll tell them. Good stuff, though. Everybody chillax.

Okay? And I appreciate the fact that you brought that. We love that we have vigilante justice happening. Every day, all day. Our listeners listening. Love that. I think there's a difference though on asking again and not hearing that it was said because you weren't paying attention. So I can't enforce this on lunchbox.

He just didn't know the name of it. And I think I called it Harmony Holiday a few times. Hamburger helper. I don't know. Yeah, I feel like that's definitely different. If he had said something like, hey, Yeah. And did you all know Amy has a scene in the bathroom?

That would have been more like, okay. Lunchbox, you are vindicated of this? You're free to go. Golly. You know what I love in the world? It's tattletails. Jeez. But you were a lot of fun of parties. He sounds like a good dude. I'm on team Aaron. He is close.

I'd go to a party with it. It's not even close. You would like it if he was calling in to call Eddie Al or something. 100%. Yeah. I appreciate that, Aaron. I hope you have a good day. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead.

Story of the day. This story comes us from San Diego, California. A turf war broke out in front of Petco Park in San Diego after hot dog vendors started fighting over their turf. Some from L.A. came down and set up shop. And when the San Diego hot dog vendors showed up, they're like, hey, that's our turf. You need to move.

And the L.A. guys were like, no, we're selling hot dogs here. Fight and sued. L.A. hot dog vendor stab San Diego hot dog vendor. Wow. With what a knife or a poker? A hot dog poker to turn it? Good question. Yeah, which one do you know?

It says knife. That's not for hot dogs. That's not authentic. We want an authentic hot dog. Also, then stab him over a hot dog. Stabbed him over disrespect. And territory. Of disrespect.

Right, right. Territory, yes. Okay, Lunchbox. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day. Lunchbox was telling us all about the Crisleys because we know they were in trouble. We knew there was bank fraud, but we didn't know the deets. the hard deeds.

And he said they were defraud in a bank and took out all these loans. And then they took the money and put in a different account. And they were like, oh, we don't have the money anymore. We can't pay it back bankruptcy. So they made a bunch of money, basically. That's the very quick version of what Lunchbox told me. Don't even know if it's true. So all lawsuits, aim it.

That's what my lawyer on YouTube told me. LBZ. So we said, hey, what's it like if you go to one of those nice jails that they could be going to? Not white collar. Not the big house. No. Not Sing Sing. It's still the big house.

house, but white collar crime. It's a bigger nice house? Maybe. Fancy house? We have Perry on in Mississippi. Okay. Perry, do you know anything about these prisons that's supposed to be for white collar criminals? I know all about them.

Yes. I've been in one for three years. Did you do a white collar crime? I did. Mail fraud. Okay. So tell me, because to me it seems like I'm going to a luxurious resort. Is that what these things are like?

No, it's not like that. Not even a little bit. They don't have the, they have bocce balls, things like that, football, weight rooms, but all the other stuff you hear about swimming pool, tennis courts, they don't have all that. But they got bocce ball? They don't got tennis court? How do they decide on which one of those? They just have them out there.

And, you know, just depending what, now the where they're going in Florida, they may have tennis courts. I don't know where I was in Terre Haute, Indiana. So we didn't have tennis sports. We had bocce ball, football field, baseball field, baseball, baseball, track. That's like my dream Outside gym That's like church camp What do you guys

Did you have fun? Well you have to make yourself comfortable You have to make Because you're not leaving So you go get a massage right Early in the day They have a masseuse Yeah yeah

No no but there were chiropractors there What's happening What's happening? Cuyapragerna put me in jail right now I'm ready to go to the nice big house And I'm ready to go and have a luxurious few years of mint juleps chiropractors and baseball fields

Sounds amazing. So, go ahead, Perry. I'm sorry. I lost 30 pounds. And you get physically fit with the greatest gourmet food, apparently. Do you ever, you know, because in normal prison, sometimes you have to feel for your life or, you know. Not in a camp. So it's not called prison to you.

It's called camp. It's a prison, but it's a camp. You can't leave. There's no women. You have to eat what they say. But how's the food? There's no violent prisoners. And there's no pedophiles.

no sex offenders. They're not allowed in a camp. Okay. And then you have to be under 10 years to be in a camp. Does the guy from diners, drive them diners, whatever, can show up and cook for you? That'd be fine. Yeah, Guy Fiorari. No.

Do you have movie night? We had a garden. We had a big old garden. Everybody has a job, and you have to work in whatever that job is. It may be the garden. It may be the shop. It could be the kitchen. It could be the laundry.

Ski resort. But everybody worked every job. day. Okay, so tell me, you still haven't sold me that it's tough, because to me it still sounds pretty good. It's not hard. It's not hard. The hardest part is being away from your family and not, you know, being able to communicate with your family. That's the hard part. The rest of it, you kind of just going through your day. You get a routine. Once your routine's in, you just follow that routine seven days a week, and the time goes way longer for you than it does for your family. Do you even know? Family, like what's a weekend? Because we have a

weekends because it's not traditional for us on Saturday and Sunday because most people don't work. And even if we have to work on weekends and I've had jobs where I did, it still felt different because most people weren't working on weekends as I was. In prison, are there weekends except for the days or names, or named Saturday and Sunday? Except for the days and the names, there's no weekends. It's the same. And there's no holidays. What? You know, there's a peak. Yeah, well, and they're holidays, but they're not holidays. If you don't have access to all of that, so you don't have decorations and trees and all of those things and you don't really want them anyway well why would you you know so will you just go through your day any kind of distraction from your routine it

makes your time feel so much longer could you have to hit your head where your fanny is that's basically what it works could you have a PlayStation if you wanted it no you don't have a private you can't have your own TV you get a radio that they issue you and they only can listen to what they let you can listen to al chappo do you have t you have t you have you TV rooms. He had a TV. Amy said something about El Chapo and then she leaned away from her microphone. He had a TV.

I'm just saying. Can they listen to us? He was in a state prison. Yeah. He was not in a federal prison. Federal prison is a little different. Also, as I was telling Abby that in a state, in federal you do 85% of your time no matter what. There's no getting out.

There's no get out early program in the federal prison period. Were you able to better yourself at all and learn anything in there? Well, I taught classes and I mentored people on the industry that I'm in, and I'm still in. I was still in. I was able to keep my business while I was there. And then I had people on outside help. And then I was able to mentor those people in the penitentiary. Because where we were, we had a penitentiary on one side.

We had a medium security on the other side. We had the only federal death house in the whole United States is in Terre Haute where we were. and so I was able to mentor those guys and teach some classes. I was able to keep myself occupied. There wasn't a whole lot there to help me because I knew what I was doing when I got on the other side. So I tried to help those guys. And a lot of those guys were still communicating. They're all in this industry now doing really well.

So the Chris Lees are going to one of these camps and they're going to be there for a while. And what you're telling me is it's not as bad as prison and it's manning. but it still ain't fun. It's not fun, but you have to make it comfortable for you. Yeah, did you figure out, once you get there, figure it out, and you figure out who your allies are, and then you just, you know, you kind of keep your head down. It's all about the respect.

Even the thing has to be about respect because some of those guys, some of those guys have been there for a very long time. Some of them work their way down. But even in a white collar prison, what is it like the Rockefellers fighting with the, Vanderbiltz? Yeah, it's like a duel, but with the, fencing, you put on the gear? So if you fight, you're out, period.

You're free? No, there's no second chance. If you fight, you're out. If you get in a fight, you're out. Now, if you've got 300 or 400 or 400, three or 400 men living together 24-7, there's going to be some disagreements, and that happens. But if you get in a fight and the guards found out about it, you're out, you're gone. You're moved up to a security prison, men.

Do they have solitary confinement and white-collar prison? you'll get sent to the penitentiary. They don't have the hole, it's what they call the hole. You don't have the hole in the camp or even in the low. They'll move you to the penitentiary. And that's where you'll do your time in the solitary confinement or they call what they call the hole. Fair that you put you.

Wow. They ground there. If you get caught with a phone, if you get caught with a phone or contraband, out of bounds, you know, when you're out, go to the hole, you're done at the camp. One thing I don't really want to talk about in prison is the hole. I don't like the hole.

You know what I mean? But I assume he's clean now. Don't mind talking about the hole out here. Without being real, I'm not going to, I won't get real graphic about that, but there's none of that in a camp or a low. This don't happen because you don't want to lose the privilege that you have being in the camp or the low. So you keep people away from the hole.

So you don't do that, yeah. Hey, so. Shows are not like that. Your showers are pretty private. They're individuals, one person that's at. Dang. Listen, I'm still convinced I'd like to spend a couple weeks there. I mean, I got a list of the commissary that Todd Christie will be able to buy.

Go ahead. A 12 pack of Coke is $7.20. And can anybody send money to, like Todd Crisley, to buy this stuff from the commissary? He'll have an account. She will, too. And you can send as much as you want, but he's only allowed to spend $360 a month in the commissary period. Got it. I thought he'd had unlimited.

But you can build his account up. big as he wants. God. Yeah, I mean, they got... And you can get anything in there that you want to get at the commissary if you want to get any kind of food, you know, for the snacks, anything non-perishable because you've got to keep everything in the room. All right, we appreciate that call. Yeah. Are you good, by the way? Who me? Yeah. I'm real good, man. I come out on the other side and everything kind of clicked from me. I mean, I had a really great life before. and I've got an even better life now.

I mean, it's just you got to make out of it what you get, you know, and that's what I got. I roll with it. I don't even know what mail fraud is. Do you take somebody's envelope out of their mailbox or what? No, I can't, without getting real complicated or dragging it out too long, I was in business and I had a really nice business and I was doing business with an even bigger business at the time of the third largest company in the world. And we got sideways.

It was more personality, anything. And they said that I did not deliver product that I said that I did deliver. And after a three-year lawsuit and then about with the feds run out of money to defend myself, I had to take a plea. Once I took the plea, you're guilty, whether you're guilty or you're not. And I ended up having to go. You know, that's just the way it works. When the government gets in your life, when the FBI shows up, ask them how long do you want me to go?

Because there's no fighting them. They win every time. They're 99% on their win. I didn't know that. I tried to fight. It cost me a lot of money, a lot of time. Justice for Perry, is I say. And I'll be honest with you.

It cost me my family. It cost me everything that I had. But on the other side, I've rebuilt and didn't take long. And I'm happy. And everybody's happy. My family's happy. Everybody's happy. Sounds like behind you got one of those copy machines that have like the phrase on the outside,

the paper that comes out and it's all connected and has little circles. you know what I'm talking about? That's perforated. Yeah, perforated. Sounds like he's got one of those behind him printing against his talks. Well, I appreciate all that insight, Perry. No, I thank you for your time and thank you for sharing that with us. And I'm glad to hear you got your life straight now.

I'm sorry you went through that. And justice for Perry, okay? Well, thank you. And I'll tell you something. It's one of the biggest frills of my day and my week to be able to talk to all of y'all. I appreciate it. Oh, thanks, man. All right, there's Perry, and thank you for the call.

All right. See you later. It's time for a big announcement. I've been waiting for the end of the show. Somebody on the show is celebrating something today. They have reached a milestone in their career, and I'm super excited to share it. Our guy Eddie has hit 1 million views of his video on TikTok.

I have. You've hit it, yes. One million views with a video where you secretly recorded Lunchbox yelling at Abby behind the scenes. That's amazing. One M. I saw it, and I was like, he did it! This is a huge milestone.

I've never hit a million anything. That's awesome. Here's the audio. This is Eddie. He has his phone and lunchbox is yelling at Abby behind the scenes, doesn't know he's being recorded, and it was after he didn't win employee of the month. Here you go.

There's some drama going down at my work. Screw you. Wow. Screw you. Did you see that? That's the real lunchbox right there. Abby, are you okay? Did you hear him?

He just threatened me. Yeah, I was scared. What was happening over here? He was yelling at me. Go ask him. What? What? Oh, boy.

Hey. Hey. And that's when he yelled the famous watcher back. But then he goes, I said wash your back. Yeah, watch your back. One M. One million views on the video on TikTok, Eddie. And I do want everyone to know.

I didn't know that. I know. I've been watching it. You track that. Hey, I've been bird dogging that thing. Pointing at it. I had no idea. Abby, how do you feel?

You're in a video that's got one million views. Yeah, I kind of changed my tune. I was a little mad. But now I'm like, hey, I'm part of a viral video. That's a viral video. That's a viral video. Oh, Eddie didn't go viral? Yes, he did.

No one knows who Eddie is. But it's his video. I understand his video did. But if they said, hey, man, who's that video? No one would know Eddie. Eddie's video went viral. I went viral. You did not go viral.

Does he think it went viral maybe because he's in the video? But that's your video. Oh, I agree. You can say his video went viral. Eddie didn't go viral. Eddie had 49.5,000 followers on TikTok. Okay, that's good. Yeah, that is good.

And a million views on one video. One million. Whoian news. How do you feel about Eddie's video going viral? It's fine. I'm the viral person. Without me, you don't have anything. So whatever.

But you didn't mean to. He recorded you secretly. I know. It was a jerk move, but whatever. Hey, yeah, you've always wanted this. Eddie, you're in a video. Wow. I went viral.

Eddie went viral. No, you're in a video that went viral. Yeah, my video and that means I went viral. If you went on the Today show, they would not have me, they would not have Eddie on because they don't know who Eddie is. They would go, hey, when you shot this video, what were you? Eddie, you went viral, buddy. That's crazy, dude.

And you got a lot of follow. from this one video. Wow. How many followers of Lunchbox get for what you think? Oh, that's a good question. Lunchbox?

I have no idea. On TikTok? I post every once a while. Yeah, he dances, doesn't he? Oh, yeah. I don't know. Whatever that is, I'm like, ugh. Wait, has Lunchbox ever gotten a million views

on anything? I'm just wondering. That's a good question, Abby. I have no, Abby. That means no. That means no. Hey, a one million men. Wow, that's you.

Because I just want a one million man, take us out. Show us how to dance. Eddie, you did it, buddy. Wow. That's it. I'm calling my mom right now. Well, that's all we got for today. Abby, congratulations.

Thanks. How happy you congratulate me. You're part of the video, Abby. Yeah, thanks for recording. All right, that's it. Thank you. We will see you tomorrow. Hope you have an awesome day.

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