The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full) What Did Bobby Get From a Special Estate Sale? + The Two A-List Celebrities Mike D Saw Leaving a Restaurant + A BIG New Bobby's 'Comedically Inspirational' Show Just Announced!

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

Bobby went to a special estate sale and bought something from 1996, why does everyone freakout when he opens it? Who are the two A-list celebrities Mike D saw leaving a restaurant...and what were they carrying? Plus, Bobby just announced he's bringing his 'Comedically Inspirational' Show to a big city!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And they get angry. I wish we could find those people. And when they get vacation time from their job, we go to the, why aren't you working? It's supposed to be working today. You're going to be working right now. And so, I mean, it is.

We take no more than we ever have, but we had two weeks. We never even take it two weeks at the same time, which we could. Oh, that would be awesome. Exactly. Wouldn't it be? But because I'm thinking of the listeners,

I know they would. And sometimes on vacation, we do extra shows, and we record them, but they're all brand new. and then they're like, we don't want this crap recorded. What do you want to best stuff? Don't get me started. I get doing four out, five hours on just this topic.

Oh, I like it. But I'm so happy to be here today. I woke up motivated. It was like the first day of school. I woke up. I did the dishes this morning. Wow. Oh, no.

I was out of my mind. I did the dishes. I took out multiple different trash things. Cardboard boxes. I broke them all day. This is all this morning. All this morning. I'm texted.

I fed the dogs, which I usually do. But I made a whole list of Caitlin. Because I have to wake up way early. And I was like, hey, I just kind of want to brag a little bit without seeming bragging. Hey, I put them in the dishwasher, but I don't want to start the dishwasher because I would text to her, would you please start it? I just wanted to know I loaded it. Smart.

So smart. Oh, yeah. I just thought it's because maybe you didn't know how to start it. Oh, no, no. I can do everything. I just don't. You choose not to. Yeah.

Like, I had to learn to do everything. I can do anything and everything. I just don't like it. My goal was always to be so successful. I never had to do the dishes again. And there were a few years, I never did the dishes. I'm being honest with you. But now then I got married, my wife's like,

we're not too good to do the dishes. And I'm like, but I, oh, sorry, okay. But I've got successful. But I'm like, I don't have to. This is what I've been working for. So I said, hey, I cleaned the dishes and put them in the dishwasher. If you could start it, please. I got her some Starbucks and left it in there.

Wow. There was some pasta sitting out from last night because she had cooked dinner. Long pasta. I didn't know what to do it. It was exposed. Yeah, it's long. So you can't just put it in a bag. So I broke it in half and put it in a Ziploc bag.

And I said, I didn't know how to store this because it was too long to put a bag. So I broke the pasta in half. And I don't, I think, I don't know if that's the right way or not. Now it's short pasta. Well, otherwise, no, no, no, I'm just saying it was long. It's like spaghetti. Normal spaghetti. But the bag was already open and ripped open.

So I couldn't seal it. Interesting. So I broke it in half and then put it in there. I like that works. Right? Yeah. I don't know. Just got to improvise.

Yeah. I did that, took out the trash, just said a lot of stuff. Then I was like, have a good morning. Did she say anything? No, let me ask you. When she does a bunch of things, does she text you a list? No, never. She doesn't just say anything about it. Yeah.

Yeah. But when I do it, I need everybody to know. I'm even on the show talking about it. Like, I need everybody to know. So we're back and glad that you guys are here. You know, I got a little something on my mind that I think we could probably do as this opening segment. Because you guys watch, Emmy watching the Mets games? No.

So when a certain player comes out, the guy walks out in the trombone, he plays the intro when the pitcher comes out in the middle of the game, right? Super cool. Mets fans go crazy. It's like a walkout song. We've talked about walkout songs before. Yeah. So I think I gave you guys like 20 minutes ago.

I said, hey, what would your morning like walkout song be? Right? So you have it? Yeah. Everybody have that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What we're going to do is called the first 15.

It's just a declaration. You get 15 seconds to say whatever you want to say to start the day. intro song plays Eddie you do you get your first 15 we move on okay I like this everybody got it got it all right here we go from McAllen Texas producer Eddie guys I just found out that if you cut a stem off a plant and you put it in water it grows roots and then you have yourself another plant so now I've gone all over the house I've cut stems all over all our plants and I'm in about I don't know what a few months I'm gonna have about 30 plants there is producer yeah from us you

Texas lunchbox. Up everybody. The King is here, and I'm just going to make your day great. I'm going to just tell you what. I need a nap today. I stayed up late, and I'm going to take a nap, and I'm going to take two hours, and it's going to feel so good. If you're not napping, you're living life wrong. And if you hate me, then guess what?

You ain't great like me. Goodbye. What? From Austin, Texas, Amy! It's just a friendly, big, big, begu. Sometimes your words is hypnotizing, and I just love your flashing way. It's just a friendly reminder to put sunscreen on your neck

and hands. A photo just went viral of this woman who put sunscreen on her face every single day but didn't put it on her neck and her skin is very different. So for four days now I have been applying sunscreen to my neck and I shall continue for the rest of my life. Thank you very much.

From Mountain Pine, Arkansas Bobby Bow! Yes! Yeah! Weezer. Okay, we can't talk over the song. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, my It's first day. First day.

We're going to figure it out. Let's figure it out. I just want to say Arkansas beat the crap out of Cincinnati. So it's a great weekend for me. I was thinking about retiring had we lost. I'm just letting everybody know. Retiring from... This?

Yeah. Okay. Let's not do that. So Arkansas won. And I'll be co-hosting the Today Show today after this show. So there you go. All right, thank you. Now, let's go back.

Thank you, Ray. Are you going to review the segment? Well, yeah. We're going to talk about it. Eddie, I liked your song. Yeah, thank you. Pretty good. Bills.

Made sense. I got four kids. Lots of bills. Yeah, I didn't love mine how it started. I've got two other options here. Ray, would you have my second option? Do the intro. Let me hear my option again.

From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. Bobby Bones. Oh, what is this? Yeah, dude. Zeppelin? Yeah. A whole lot of love. Yeah.

You need to cool. That's a walkout song right there. Yeah, I think that's it. Well, here's the other one, though, too. Ray, do it one more time? From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. Bobby Bones. Oh, I like that.

I'm going to work with the Zeppelin tomorrow and see how that goes. Man, this is a good day starter, though. Yeah, it is. You know? So I like, Amy's yours, it makes sense. Okay. And lunchboxes, what was yours? Return on the Mac.

That's funny. Why, I love Biggie hypnotize. Well, just because you love it, it doesn't describe you. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know how to describe us. Yeah, I mean, that's what a walk-up song is. It's sort of like, this is you. It's your power anthem.

Pumped up. It, like, represents you. Are you like Biggie in a weird way? No. I mean, if I had to choose, I'm more like Tupac, but... Okay. Are you? I listen.

Okay, so, okay, we did it tomorrow. We'll do it. We'll try it again. Okay? You need your declarations. It's a work in progress. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air.

It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been hearing you guys talking about the lottery. and I wanted to share my story with you and get your opinion. I won the lottery 10 years ago. I played a billion dollar blockbuster scratch-off and got a winning ticket worth $10 million.

But I told no one. The lottery office allowed me to be completely anonymous. I collected my prize and didn't tell a soul, not even my immediate family. Wow. I've since invested my money and lived a pretty comfortable life by myself. Not married, no kids, I'm not into anything flashy, so I've never sparked suspicion with any relatives. I just know if my family knew I won, they would have taken advantage of me and the money would have come and the money would have gone.

As I get older, I start to see more of my family's struggle in the last couple of years. I think about how I could be doing more to help them, but I feel like it's been too long to tell them now. Am I wrong for not letting my family know? What would you do in my situation? How could I help them out financially without revealing how much money I actually have? Signed anonymous, but the S and anonymous is a money sign. Nice.

That's funny. First of all, the fact you could keep that secret, kudos to you. You don't owe anybody anything as far as letting them know what's happening in your personal life. If you're married, I'd say it's a different story. But no one noticed that they're not working. Yeah, like, why are you? They never said they're working. I don't know.

They never said it. Who knows? Maybe they've, I don't know the ends and outs. Okay. But I'm telling you, if you can't. can keep that secret, that's amazing. You told no one, that's great and good for you. Secondly, you don't have to help anybody you don't want to help, but you can help your family in ways that they wouldn't know you won the lottery. You could literally just go, hey, I see that you've

been struggling. Let me help you out by paying some of your bills so you can focus more on what is the struggle. There are a lot of little things you can do. So I would say if you don't want to share that you won the lottery, don't share, but you can help out in little ways that actually actually make a significant difference in people's lives. So this is an easy one. Go help people out because they'd probably help you out. But don't tell them you won the lottery if you don't want to. Because if you do, they're going to still today ask for money.

If they found out that you won $10 million years ago, they're still today going to ask you for some money. Because there's a reason you didn't want to tell them because you knew they would have asked you for some money because you know them. But kudos to you for keeping that quiet. Yeah. That's just. No, no, not kudos. Like, how dumb. why no everybody doesn't want the attention

that's why you play the lottery I was watching some celebrity talk about forget which one it was and he was like everybody wants to be rich and famous he goes you don't want to be famous famous famous kind of suck sometimes you want to be rich and that's it and that's what happened here with this person because sometimes you be famous and not be rich

yeah but they're famous and they don't enjoy it because they're still they're rich or rich that's what I meant but they do enjoy it they said they don't enjoy living flashy try living flashy you'll enjoy it Have you lived flashy before? Man, yeah, when I rented that Corvette. You rented the Corvette.

He's rented Flashy. Yeah. Any advice for this person at lunchbox? Man, I would tell your family kick rocks. But they're not coming to you for the lottery. He said he's noticed them struggling. They haven't even asked him for anything, I don't think. But I think you have, I mean, listen, you don't have to help your family out,

but you're going to die and you're going to leave that money's going to go nowhere. Could go to the family after he dies? Yeah, sure he has a will. Yeah, I wouldn't tell them then. I would just show up with a Lambo and be like, man, how are you guys doing? Seed rub in their face. Yeah. That's terrible.

Amy? No, I'm with you 100%. You help them out, but you have no obligation to tell them how you're able to help them. You don't have to tell anybody. They don't need to know all the details of how much money you have where, but you can definitely find ways to help them because clearly that's what you are wanting to do. That's a great story. One $10 million didn't share with anybody.

That's awesome. All right. That's the mail bag. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail back. Yeah. I don't know if this is more shady or more funny,

but I do feel it needs to be addressed. And I'll start with this. Back when school was starting, a lot of teachers were online going, hey, clear the list. I cleared a couple lists myself where I went and said, hey, I'll take care of everything you need in your classroom because teachers have to spend a lot of their own money at a job that doesn't get paid a lot,

and they shouldn't have to spend their own money. So that happened. And lunchbox came on the show and was like, clear my list. I need milk. I need tuna. And I didn't stay with it a long time because I didn't want people to actually go to whatever his list was that he had created and actually clear his list. However, what happened? People cleared my list, man.

They bought him groceries. Oh, my gosh. How? They mailed it here to the station. I got a whole box of beef jerky from some beef jerky place in Kansas. Someone sent my value pack a crest with mint flavoring toothpaste three boxes. I mean, send it here in the studio. And, I mean, we need to do this once a month.

I mean, this clear the list. All of us just read our grocery list on the air. Once a month and see what shows up, man. These people love to help you clear the list. So it is great. It is the greatest thing ever. I was so excited when I go in the mail room and, oh, what do you know? Something for me?

And they were like, we helped clear your list. I'm like, thank you. Finally someone clears my list. It felt great. So when you say it was mailed here, did they go to like Amazon and send it and it? And it did. So you created a list on Amazon. And they went, they boom, click it.

There you go. Send it. That's what the teachers do. I can do that. I don't think we get in the habit of telling listeners to buy our groceries. Not appropriate. No, no, why? The teachers do it. Let's play clear my bills. This is my water bill.

Just like you guys say, the GoFundMe, you don't have to donate, but if you feel inclined to go to my list and clear it, by all means, go to my list and clear it. Scoobes, Steve, isn't this crossing some sort of weird line? Yeah, I mean, it's funny at all you're getting this, but you've created a list on Amazon and then promoted that for listeners to go to and click on it and sell and buy you stuff? Yeah. Yeah, I think that's wrong. Right, we can't get it.

Is you morally wrong for a listener to buy you something when you're not in need for anything? You can afford all your own stuff. Really? I can't afford a Corvette. Okay, but no one got you at Corvette. Is that morally wrong? So, Raimundo could get on. Yes, absolutely.

No, no, no, no. I'm not saying he should get on. He could. I mean, all these teachers, you don't know what they're driving. They're probably driving a bins. And they're like, buy me pencils. Get out of here. But if they've earned the money to buy themselves a bin, that's great.

Right, but then they want us to buy the Pits. Hold on. Hold on. What their point is, is that they shouldn't have to spend their own money to do their job. But you go to some of their list. It's like, oh, I need two beanbag chairs. But you don't need beanbag chairs. You know. Because I went, trust me, I went to school and there weren't no dang beanbag chairs in my classroom.

Well, if there was, I imagine how good a kid you would have taken better naps. Yes, exactly. But that's what I'm saying, it's ridiculous. So if they're going to have their list, we're going to have our list. Right. Put one up. Go for it. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Hold on. We can't be putting lists up. Well, no, and I want YouTube TV, and then I also want new headphones. So it's stuff that has to do with... No, no, we're not doing that guy. Exactly. Subscriptions to TV streaming services.

What I'm talking about. No, it's not a bad idea, but we can't do that. It is a bad idea. Yes. No, no, the idea is funny. But we can't do it. Responsible people on this show, we can't do that. We can't.

You guys be the responsible people, I'll be the irresponsible. Can you just read down your list of what has come in? I mean, I got beef jerky. I got toothpaste. I got a couple of bushels of bananas. I wanted four, but I only got two. I don't know if you call them bushels, but the clumps of bananas. And then also, I got a gift card to Amazon.

Somebody had you a gift card to Amazon. $50 gift card. No, no, no, no. Listeners, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, listeners. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You don't tell them how to spend their money, Amy. I don't tell you how to spend your money.

You let them do what they want to do. Okay, it hurts me that someone has been there hard-earned money giving you a $50 gift card. Whenever, we actually have causes. Yes. When we ask people to give, it's always for a cause of something that is really a need. We're not going to ask you unless they really need it.

Hello? And I think that kind of breaks that. No, it doesn't. Okay. You don't know. I mean, I could need it. You don't. We know you don't.

I mean, I got kids. I got to brush their teeth. You brush all their teeth still? Yeah. I mean, they're only two and four. Eddie's kids like reeling in fish. Eddie's kids. They do everything on their own doing laundry.

I still don't believe that. I still don't believe it rolled in the own fish. He did. All right. Well, hey, guys, please don't clear lunchboxes list of the list. He's fine. Hey, I'll tweet it out again today. No, no, no, no more tweeting list out.

I'll start a new list. No more tweeting list. It's just the groceries every week. Bob it boncheon. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 30 seconds skinny. Dallie Parton launched a new pet accessory and apparel line called Doggy Parton. Released in partnership with sports pet designs,

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Hey, I'll make something good. Guys, college is back in session, which is good news for us. Have you guys not noticed? Oh, this is not a story? All the hotties around work lately. I mean, yes, because we're right by Vanderbilt University. So every time we leave work or just on the weekend, if you drive around over here, there are hotties everywhere. If I could just say this, he said he wanted to do his own.

Oh, my God. He said, I got one. And so I was like, okay, cool. I guess he's brought in his own. He's pumped about it. I didn't know it was actually his. No, it's the best time of the year because at the beginning of the semester, the hotties are looking refreshed. They've had their summer sleep.

They are looking their best because they went in. The hoddies have had their summer sleep? This is terrible. What are we doing, Buzz? This is crazy. I didn't know what this was. Listen, they have been ready because they're like, oh, new semester, new me, and they're all ready to go. They haven't had to stay up all night doing homework.

They don't look disheveled. They're ready to go. So I've been picking up lunch every day. I pick a restaurant right around campus just so I can walk in. Oh, what's up? See the hotties? Creepy old man on campus. No, no.

And it's inspired me. To? I want to go back to college. To be around girls? To be around the hotties. Huh. But what about your... No, my...

Listen, let's be honest. My wife is probably past her prime. She's had three babies. Wait, this is not, this is not good. Hey, greatest segment ever. Don't stop. The dam is broken. Let's let the water rush out.

She's had three babies, you know, maybe four, you know, coming soon. Who knows? But, I mean, I just don't know after three or four, she can get it back. Okay. And so she understands. And these girls are going to get there. She doesn't understand. Like, these hoddies right now in college are going to get there.

But right now, they're in their prime. Have you had that talk with your wife? About what? Her prime. No, we don't talk about it. It's just kind of a, it's a mutual understanding. I feel like a lot of this is just him saying he's like, but I am just telling you guys have not driven by campus, the girls, I mean, and it's

perfect. It's fall is here. So they're wearing shorts, you know, the Lulu Lemon tops. It's, oh, man. Oh, my God. It's been good. I don't like this. Tell me something.

Bad. No, guys, it's a good time of year. College is back in session. College is back. That part I can agree with. Sure. That's cool. The rest?

No, sure, I feel about it. Hey, just do one lap and tell me you don't do a head job. I'm not doing a lap. All right, go to one of those restaurants, bones. I'll have to work today. I go get food at the place. Okay. Thank you.

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Yeah. I see you on the road. And your tour, tour, then all of a sudden, boom, you're here in the studio. Did you just come off the road? Yeah, I got home yesterday. And so explain how that works. You will finish your show, and then you will go to the bus, and then the bus drives all night to get back?

No. This one we've been on a long. probably eight week run on the west coast and my driver he'd been out for a long time but we were in Sioux falls and we went to kansas city and got a non-stop back from kansas city and got here yesterday what's your bus like explain to me if you get on john party's bus what you're going to see his clothes everywhere summer's clothes everywhere um presence everywhere like presents yeah like people bring in you gifts yeah you acquire a lot of stuff on the road it's it's definitely Like a full day of when the bus is gone, especially going back home, NorCal and stuff.

We got to have a whole day of cleaning the bus getting all the stuff out and then bring it to the house. If the bus broke down, could you fix it? No. Okay. I thought maybe. I mean, some of the drivers can, and then that's their job. I mean, the last thing I want to do is be working on a bus. But we had two alternateters go down and they overnighted them to Dallas.

And they got them on and then they met us at the gig. So thank God for the bus drivers, man. They really work hard. And there's actually a bus shortage in Nashville. I don't know if you know. It's kind of like a big deal. We've been raising a lot of money for it. We had a telethon.

Yeah. It's like touring. He believed you for a second. Listen, here's the thing. Let me just say this real quick. Listen, I know John. John and I are friends outside of the show. So.

That's pretty good. I was like, wait a bit. Listen, John has been on the road going extremely hard. He's here because of his records out. But John has been singing every night and traveling, and that will wear a man down. I could use one more day at home. Yeah, John is tight. We're going to have a heck of an interview here.

But John is tired. So when I make really cool jokes like that, they kind of slag. He just kept going because he's focused on nailing this interview. I appreciate that. Yeah, that was good. All right, all right. Go ahead. So anyway, didn't mean to interrupt you.

We can just move on to the next thing. Yeah. Okay, bus driver's rule. bus drivers rule and we're glad we have our buses so thank you amen all right this album it's taken like 20 years to come out that's what it feels like yeah how long has it been since the last album uh 2019 in october we released it and then you know how the next year went so i took 2020 off really and then i wish i was on a piano just trying to come up with a masterpiece for two years but it wasn't like that well it is a masterpiece oh thank you john's album was out it's been since 2019 We had a party record. I want to play the first track, a little bit of it, because it's what the album is named after, and it's Mr. Saturday Night.

Here you go. They don't know how much I missed her Saturday night. Look at that. Tell me that in a good track one. Tell me that in a good track one. John, why don't you let sit back, sit back, buddy. We'll handle this. You're tired.

Pull that microphone to your mouth. Just sit back. No, no, pull the microphone, just relax. He's going to fall asleep, ones. I will ask. Did I look that tired? No, no, your voice is a little shot. Oh, yeah.

That's all it is. It's definitely. You don't look. You actually look great. I went to bed 930 last night. You've been on, listen, you've been on the road singing, traveling? Talking. Talking, singing, traveling. That's all I know is those three things.

I was just going to keep going. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. Right. So what I'll do is I'll ask Eddie a question as you. He'll answer.

And if you disagree. Oh, no, come on. If you disagree, you hop in. Oh, okay. All right. Hey, John. Yeah. Man, I'm, I'm.

No, this is terrible. John, listen, I'm a big fan of your live shows. I have to imagine. because you sing, you have such a strong singing voice and you sing just so aggressively on stage that you have to take care of your voice before a show. Like, what do you usually do? Nothing, nothing, bones, just nothing.

Okay, do you agree? It's natural. No. Do you agree? I don't agree. Okay, step in, John, go ahead. Having a lot of water is pretty key during the day of show

and stretching is really key. You know, stretching, idiot. When you say stretching? I didn't think about that. Stretching, you know, just getting... John moves up. around a lot. Yeah, you know, and getting older and, you know, I look at this guy named Tom Brady, he's still playing ball at 45 or whatever. And like, he's, his main thing is stretching. So I put a lot

more time than stretching. Vanderbilt taught me a lot, your neck can tighten your vocal cords too because you think it's all muscle. So just kind of loosen up in the hamstring for lower back and warming up with vocal coaches or have a little recordings. So that's, that's, that, That's how I get ready usually. Eddie, you're an idiot. You missed that completely. Hey, I was way off. Yeah, fake John missed that completely.

That's why the real John is here. Next time you just say, hey, just like Tom Brady, man. Okay. That's how I get ready. I know I'm not supposed to comment on people. I feel like I can say this to you, but physically you look great. Oh, man. Have you eaten fried food or why?

I work out quite a bit, but there's a point where you go so hard on tour where you're like, you know what? I'll have that pizza. I'll have that. You just kind of get in a comfort mode. I was at the tail into that, but thank you for saying because now I'm like, time to go job. Got on the scale was a little more than I wanted to be, but we'll go back down. You look great.

Fake John. Yeah. So you're a real cowboy. Do you ever worry about falling? Well, hold on. Fake John, relax. Do you ever worry about falling off? I watch you ride horses and you're really great.

Do you ever want falling off? No. You can't perform? No, only sisies fall off. Oh. John Party doesn't fall off. All right. True or false.

Only cissies fall off. I ain't going to agree with that. So have you fallen off? Yeah. Well, it's mainly for being stupid, riding bareback and then horse turns, and you just slide right off. Does your label go, John, don't ride,

like Tom Brady can't get on a motorcycle because if he gets hurt, he can't play. Does your label go, John, you're worth too much to us, don't ride a horse? I could see that if I was, like, really going and riding younger horses that haven't been rode before. I kind of take the safety thing just for safer reasons, you know, not to say you can get on kid-friendly horses that still

can team rope and kids can climb all over them and get on the horse and then he'll perform great. And that's what you want out there. They're like around 10 or 12. That's your going to be prime. There's things that I have to tell people before I get on a horse or, you know, because we're always traveling. Everybody wants to be to ride with them. So there's a lot of safety things I go through. And you don't want to, I would say you don't want to mess up and go to cowboy. I heard that every day in my life People accuse me

that constantly You're two cowboy, Bobby Yeah One final question for fake John Like how big old boy Are you exactly I'm a big old boy Bobby

How big? Big You think big Bobby Numbers I'm bigger than that Wow How tall are you?

Close to seven Seven foot Yeah What size What size boot you wear? Like 14 Okay He didn't want to

He don't want you to beat him up That's all it is At this point How tall are you? Uh Six, four, six, four. How big your boot? This is a 12.

Before we take a break here and play one of his songs, I do want to play, this is track six. I really like this one. This is called Your Harder Mind from John Party. Something in the night making us want to cross that line. The new album, Mr. Saturday Night, is out. Go stream it. On the Bobby Bunch.

What? Hold on, the imaging to start it. We're back. We're on the air. Hold on. Ray, play that again. It's funny you're going to play Santa Cruz It's funny because I

Go ahead Okay Do you matter Did you ever get that postcard I sent you? From where? From Santa Cruz It said no They said what

I don't know if you ever got it But I had this awesome trip It was like me and Summer's first vacation With a bunch of friends on the beach Over the 4th of July And I was like Well I had this cool trip from Santa Cruz And you probably won't hear it in the song

But on the second verse It opens up Send a postcard to a friend Come on, that's me That's you That's amazing. That's crazy. Wait, Bones, you never got it?

I literally wrote our trip and it's like, Sinapost Cartoon too. Frang, could have the boardwalk of Santa Cruz on it. Dang, I saw, why am I not a writer on this then? Okay, so if you'll play the John intro again, just so we've established this, Ray, go ahead. On the Bobby Bone Show now. John Party. Here's a clip of the song that I inspired. Sin a pose cartoon.

I like it. What do you do on a show? If you wake up the day of a show and you're on the road, what happens during the day? We don't get to see it. We just see the glamour. You come out on stage, lights are on, you sing the hits, and we're like, we love John Party. But what happens all day long leading up to a show? I'll wake up, find whatever shorts and underwear I'm going to change into.

Everywhere the same once in the night before. It gets a little packed in bus, you know? Try to get my dirty clothes, all there, get up, and then go to the gym. That's like, that's the ideal day. starting off with the gym. Well, your people find a gym for you and then take you over to a gym. They're like, John Party,

country music stars coming to the gym. I'm not, you know, it's like I go like this into the gym. But they're doing curls. John parties from out of, but he's like from out of town, we want to get him in. You could probably get in some pretty cool places.

Like college football, they got good centers, good YMCA's. Nobody really sets that up. Maybe now. Maybe they will. You would think I'd get all that cool stuff, but that never happens.

Okay. But I will say, and I'm not trying to drop a name, but I will say there is a planet fitness every town in this country, it seems like. Hallelujah. And I'm telling you, it's impressive. I'm like, there would be like a dollar general store. Oh, and there's a planet fitness. I was like, guess we're going to planet fitness.

Okay. So we've been using that, and all the band comes and everything. So that's kind of been a savior. But yeah, it'd be cool to go other gyms. I'd really be into that. Yeah, purple's getting old. So then you, when do you go like, do a sound check? You practice every day,

do you let your people do that for you because you do it so often. The one if we get back from the gym, it's lunchtime. Lately, it's been a line check because our crew is still always working on the stage. We got a bigger stage, and they're always setting it up. And it's always like, I don't know if we got enough time for line check. And we want to get, we want to make sure, because we're good tourmates, We want to make sure Haley and Laney gets a sound check or any openers that we have. We want to make sure they get a sound check.

Because that's, they're jumping from gig to gig too. So it's like they need to have sound check. So sometimes because we have such a crew, they'll just line check and it's all kind of a template thing. And we're just like, all right, we're fine. And we've done the set so long. And so then you go back, you take a nap or anything or is it showtime? This is the boring part of the day. It depends.

If I want to rest, sometimes I'll just kind of. chill, lay down, watch the movie, kind of find something, get a book, I don't know, and just be quiet and then get ready, meet with the band, you know, have a couple of drinks before go on stage, and then boom, showtime. Do you still get the rush right before you go out? There's been a new rush, and it's been nice, and it's having Hayley Witters and Laney Wilson out with us, and this whole first-time big package deal of coming out and, in selling out shows, selling out little amputries.

We're not a huge amphitheater thing, but we're selling quite a bit, you know, six to nine thousand tickets. It's a big first for me in having such great artists to open up. And it's like this whole like, man, this is a great tour. And the crowd's loving it and not nervous, but some nervous, but it's been really fun. I just got a text from somebody on your team that says,

when you sell out bigger amphitheaters, they'll get you in a gym. I don't know what that means. Hey, maybe. I just got... We sold out the... Well, we were at... It's attached to... Oh, SoFi.

The Sofi Stadium. And I was like, man, you know, the Rams... I think the Chargers play here, too. There's no gym. We can go check out. There's no. There's no. Literally, planet fitness.

Look, I want to ask you two personal questions here. I'll play one more track from the record. The two questions I want to ask you, number one, if you go into your house, when I say, hey, what is your favorite picture that is hanging? or is in your house. What is it?

There's one that was taken of me and summer holding hands, crossing the street in Nashville, and it's right in front of Rippies. And I'm like, I'm kind of pulling her going that way. And it was the first time randomly that we're like, hey, you know what? Sunday was Sunday. We had nothing to do.

We're like, let's go downtown. Which is number one. I will probably never say that. So it was just like a random day we had. and we're just downtown Nashville having fun and she found that picture and blew it up and hung on the wall and it was just,

this is like a little cool picture of us just kind of out, being normal out in Nashville. Who is your hero right now? I have to say some are always just kind of keeping me, like, you know, she's a partner in life

and partner to help me going, partner to keep me, you know, well, she's been, she's been really wanting some pizza lately, but like, you know, she would cook healthy too. And like, but, you know, I'm going to talk about that.

You get worn out. You get that comfort food. But just kind of has a team, which I've never had. And, you know, I've never been married. But, like, it's a team. And I guess she can be my hero right now. This is what I'm looking forward to. Okay.

And I need a commitment from you. And don't do it now. We're not doing it now. Don't even start to do it now. A sports coat when I come in next time? No, no. We have a story that you have to tell on some outlet of mine that happened during COVID. You got it, man.

I want you to tell it, and it can be right before we die. The day before we both die together, holding hands. Oh, no, it would be even that guy is behind bars. We've said too much. I mean, that's quite the tease. Let me tell you. What is happening. You want to know somebody who's got some stories?

John Party got some story! That would, we're going to... Everybody, the album's Mr. Saturday night. It is, it is... It's a great album. You guys go to John Party.com. That's some cowboy. That's some cowboy.

Right, too. You can't say that. Okay, okay, okay, we got to go, we got to go. You know, whatever you need, whenever you need it. Yeah, let's go. Congratulations. You're just killing it. You're selling out shows.

And on that, we're going to go. There he is. Our friend, John Party, everybody. All right, nice show. That's funny. That's funny. We have a podcast called 25 whistles. It's a football podcast.

But we had actor, comedian Michael Rappaport on with us. So he's in season two of Only Murders in the Building on Hulu, which love the show loved season two. And in that show, it's Steve Martin, Martin Short, Selena Gomez, and I asked him about working with Steve Martin and Martin Short, like two comedy legends. I was so impressed with working with them the first day and so sort of taken aback by how prepared and how enthusiastic they were on the set. You know, Steve Martin is 76. Martin Short is 72. And they come to work, you know, Steve Martin, when you see him, it's like, yo, it's Steve Martin. He's got the glasses. He's got the

hair and to be in front of them, I never take that for granted. And if you're a big Friends fan, he played Phoebe's cop boyfriend back in the day. And so he still talks about how cool it is getting recognized from that role. Friends is on television. It's on planes. Different demographics of people will watch the show like kids and know me just from that. You know, Friends was awesome to be a part of, listen, I've been doing this for so long. A lot of people get frustrated being recognized and people coming up to them when they're doing this, that they're, I'm appreciative of anybody that. knows me from anything because I do feel blessed and so fortunate to have such a career for such

a long time. It's a great interview. We talked a lot of sports. And I said, what advice would you give Tom Brady? Because he loved giving advice. And he said, don't eat what I eat. That was his advice for Tom Brady. You can find our football show, 25 whistles.

Just search for it, 25 whistles, wherever you listen to podcast. Thank you very much. The Bible Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So we often debate on the show. What is the appropriate age to give our kids a little more freedom? I'm like my kids are, you know, 12, 15. They've got freedom. Eddie thinks like 18.

Yeah. Eddie thinks 40. Right till they're out of the house. Yeah. And then they have kids. Exactly. They get freedom when they get kids. Well, a survey was taken and Eddie is definitely in the minority because 7% of parents say that their kids have to be 18 if they want to start to get some freedom away from mom and dad. Well, to be fair, Eddie has in the past that his kids are not getting social media to 18, but he is backed off that a little bit.

No. Negative. Yes. Bull crap. My 14-year-old has a son, has a phone, but there's no social media on that phone. I thought he ran an Instagram account. He has a face Instagram. So you can shake your head.

You're lying. You have not a lot, but you have compromised your beliefs. And that's something I hope I never do. All right. All right. Well, majority of parents think that kids should be allowed a little more independence when they turn 12 years old. And decisions that come along with that are like, you know, choosing their own haircut,

getting a phone, being left to do their own homework, walking places alone like school, expressing their own opinions and managing and spending and saving money. Yeah, 12 was about where I started to get my own independence in that I had to pay my own bills, figure out how I was going to eat dinner, get to school on my own, buy school clothes. Yeah, 12 was about it for me too when I became an adult. I don't know whether to laugh or be sad. I might as well laugh. I know.

Okay. A Canadian news anchor was doing a report. poor and a fly flew in her mouth in the middle of it. The clip went viral because she just kept on going even after swallowing the fly. Pro. Here's a clip. A national emergency has been invoked. It has been invoked, but the weather in Pakistan, the extreme weather is alarming.

It's gotcha reports. I saw the fly flying around at the beginning of the news and I was like, not today, flight. And then the next thing I knew it was just in my throat. Like, didn't even hit the teeth, just went straight down. No, and you can't even see it in the video. which is so crazy. It was so sneaky this fly. First of all, professional A-plus. I don't know if she lit. What talent does it say?

It's a Canadian anchor. You're a super pro. If that had happened to me on this show, I just went home. I wouldn't have kept going. I would have just said, good night, everybody. I'll see you in a week. So shout out to you because that's pretty cool. Yeah, her name is Farah Nassar.

So, yeah, keep it up. We have been on vacation, so we missed reporting this big story in country music, which is that Kelsey Ballerini and Morgan Evans are getting a divorce. And I know that there are a couple that you're actually close to, and we just haven't gotten a chance to talk about it. So I didn't know what you knew. Well, what I know? Like, I'm just going to, uh, it sucks. I didn't know they've been married five years. Yeah, they got me out of 2017. The pandemic changes all time, though. That's true. Like, I, everything seems longer or shorter. Like, I feel like I've known Ray three months. You know, but we've been, right, how long we've

known each other? Uh, 13 years. 13 years. See, pandemic did that. Wow. So I, I've talked, I've reached out to to Morgan. I've been like, yo, dude, if you want to hang out, let me me know, I know this sucks. It's just, I don't know. What do you say? It sucks. That's all. I'm sure they'll say stuff when they're ready to say stuff.

Or they'll probably say nothing at all. I know Kelsey's got an album coming out. That's a problem. I don't know. I've talked to Morgan a little bit and just said, yo, bro, let's hang out. I kind of know that's got to be tough. I didn't realize their age difference until he's back in the news. She's 22.

See, he doesn't look it. It looks good. No, but you do forget that he's 37 and she's 28. And at the time they got married, she was, you know, even five years ago, like I forget. 11 years, that'll never work. That's you and Caitlin. Yeah, 12 or 12. I see what you did.

Yeah, we're 12. But I was a little older. So was she. So is she. All right, is that it? Yep, I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Saw this over the weekend, tweeted it out. I got a little emotional watching it, but they had a show in London's Wembley Stadium

the foo fighters did to celebrate Taylor Hawkins, who was a drummer who died. Do you guys remember this story? Yes. So he died, I think, in like South Africa, maybe? Yes.

South America. Is that what it was, South America? So he died so they had this big show. And here is Dave Grohl talking. And he talks about being there to celebrate Taylor Hawkins. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we've gathered here to celebrate the life, the music, and the love of our dear friend, our bandmate, our brother, Taylor Hawkins. And for a lot of their life, Dave and Taylor were like best friends. So Food Fighters, they have a song, and let's not play it quite yet.

but it's, there goes my hero, watch you the band, see, man, not a song? Yeah, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, I love it. They haven't played at all since he died. This is their first show to come back, and Taylor Hawkins' 16-year-old son played the drums on Hero.

So that was a 16-year-old son. He kissed the drum set when he was done. It was awesome. Goosemore. Yeah, it's really amazing. Also, Dave Grohl's mom died a few weeks ago, too. Wow, I didn't see that. Virginia Girl passed away at 84.

She was in a lot of stuff. She's awesome. I mean, she's awesome from what I watched her on. But she was pretty public and, you know, with Dave. Oh, I had no idea. Like Dave's mom. So, anyway, I thought that was a pretty cool story of his kid playing the drone and crushing it. It was 16.

So that's all I wanted to share it with. Yeah, I liked it. It made me feel all goosebumps-umpy, like Amy said. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hello, everybody. Amy, what do you think about this? Right here.

I'm holding up a box. It's a Barbie cheerleader from the University of Alabama? No, Arkansas. Why would you say Alabama? Why would I have an Alabama Barbie? It looks like real time. It's an A. It's an A. It's an A.

Okay. A University of Arkansas. Maybe my eyes are going bad. Amy, is that creepy? No, it's going to sit on my desk. I mean. From 1996, this is University Barbie. And on the back of the box says, give me a B.

Give me an A. Give me an R. Give me an B. Give me an E. What does that spell? Barbie. And she's in University of Arkansas A cheerleading uniform. And I bought this. You bought it?

From an estate sale. I got two of them actually. Oh my gosh. I thought that was part of Ray's collection or something. No, I bought this. 1996. Mattel, University of Arkansas. There was a sportscaster in the state of Arkansas named Pollyoles. And he was the voice of the Razorbacks forever. He died in a car wreck years ago. tragic.

Yeah, it was. And the listener said, hey, his estate's going up for sale. They're looking people to buy stuff in his house. I went and bought all the Arkansas stuff. Wow. And I got a ton of old stuff. And in this, University of Arkansas Barbie. So I'm keeping this. Now, is it creepy that I bought all the stuff from the sportscasters estate sale from back when I was a kid? Thinking about it and deciding that it's not creepy. Because, I mean, he probably has a lot of good Arkansas memorabilia. I got a bunch of stuff. put it up on the web. We do our podcast, 25 whistles. I did a whole video of me going through all the stuff I got.

And you're a huge Arkansas fan, so, I mean, it makes sense. It should go to somebody that's going to cherish it. Is it creepy that I have a University Barbie on my desk? Is it, okay? Should I pull it out of the box? No. It's even worse. What am I going to do?

Sell it. I don't care about. Maybe it'll be worth something more. No. No. No. No. Why do you need to unbox it?

Why not? Why not to that? Will you Google University of? Unbox it. Yeah. What? Is it worth anything? Why is Scoba yelling at me? Because now it's even weird that you would unbox it

because then it's like you played with it and it was your toy. Keeping the box, it's more of a collector item that way. Okay, okay, look. Listen. Oh my gosh. Why would you do that? What are you going to do with it?

Don't play with it. I'm going to have it. Are you going to talk to it? I'm going to put it on my desk and let her sit. Is it going to do cheers? Hey, if we ever walk in here and you're playing with that thing, I'm out. I'm out.

You're not going to be my best friend anymore. Because we've always heard keeping things in the box is better. I want to play with my toys. But you're not a six-year-old. Okay, I want to unbox this and put it on my desk. And we'll do the corny while you're watching me. All right, we're going to put on my desk. All right.

Are you ready, Amy? Yes. Man, you guys freaked out. Yeah, man. Because I think you just lost a bunch of money. I'm okay. Like I said, I didn't buy toys. Just look at them in a box.

Buy them to play with them. All right, let's go. The morning corny. How does Bigfoot know what time it is? How does Bigfoot know what time it is? By looking at his Sasquatch. Pretty good. That was the morning corny.

What did you think about that, Betty the Barbie? I thought it was pretty good. You named her buddy. Betty the Barbie. What? Wait, does the Arkansas hog have a name? Like, you know. Yes, it does.

It's Tusk. Thanks for asking. Is it? Oh, thanks, Betty, for hopping in here. You've lost it. It's over. You've lost it. Now you're talking like the Barbie

I'm just sitting here I haven't done anything That reminds me I have unopened cards to give you They're in my bag Like playing cards? Yeah they're the ones Are they small enough for Betty's hands? I like to play cards too

My grandma did have many ones But I went to Alabama last weekend And I got these or whenever I went What's on the back of them? Okay, so... Not Alabama though No, it says the best of country music Well, that's cool

All right well I'll take them Betty, you chill for a minute Okay Whoopee Oh wow Oh boy Thank you Breaking news!

Breaking news! All right, here's the announcement. I will be doing my comedically inspirational show, December 3rd at the Wynn in Las Vegas. Oh, wow. That's awesome. I know. The win!

I was shocked, too, when they called. That's a big deal. I was shocked, too, when they called. Like, as in Steve Wynn? As in the Wynn. Yeah, the casino. The big theater at the Wynn. The Wynn.

Hey, does that mean you get to hang out with Steve Wynn? Is he still alive? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No. Then the answer's no. But I'll be performing at the win on December 3rd.

That's a Saturday night. Wow. And I'll be doing my comedically inspirational show. I'm not touring the show. I'm not going on tour. I was doing all the shows here. We're eventually going to make it into like a special or something else. But the win was like, we'd love for you to do the show here.

So tickets on sale Friday morning. That's amazing. 10 a.m. Central, I believe. Just go to bobbybones. dot com. But I'm going to do a comedically inspirational at the win. Also, Eddie will be there. The Raging Adids will do a little set.

And Mike D's going to come out and do some comedy as well before and kind of opened up the show. Wow. Do you know who you used to perform at the win? Garth Brooks. Same theater. That's what I'm saying. He just answered your question.

Yeah, you answer my question. That's why it's so cool for me to be able to do this. So, tickets on sale Friday. I'll be performing at the win. My comedically inspirational show. Please come. I have to perform to an empty win. Oh, that'd be terrible.

That'd be so sad. Everybody West said, please do a show more West so we can come. Instead, they're doing them all in Nashville. So this is it in the wind called. And they're flying me back and forth every day, like Garth. That is awesome. No, I'm just kidding. It's one day.

It's one show, and they're not flying me back and forth. Yeah. But that's the deal. Friday, tickets go on sale from my show December 3rd at the wind in Las Vegas. Thank you. Mike D. Our head writer, game creator, You saw two A-list celebrities just sitting out in the open?

Sitting out in the open at a restaurant. Like a booth, though, like hidden with like the curtains? I saw them as they were walking out of the restaurant. Okay, they were just there. Just there. Public place? Public place came out with their leftovers. Okay.

So, with leftovers? Interesting. Wow. They boxed it up? That's cool. A-listers take leftover. That's what I was thinking. That's crazy.

Okay, so we have some options here. So how many sets? How many couples do you have? I have four couples. All right. First up. Was it Luke and Nicole Combs? Okay, next up.

Or is it Cain and Caitlin Brown? Okay, third. Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. They are known. They just hang out like normal folks. Yeah. Finally? Or was it Reba McIntyre and her boyfriend Rex?

Luke Combs. Can't mistake, Luke Combs. Kane Brown, got the tattoos. He's jacked, obviously. Reba, for sure, the red hair. Yeah. Keith and Nicole together, because even if you were confused on one... Wow.

So that's four. With leftovers. Now, that's a big... That's a huge hint. That's a huge hint, too. Oh, can we ask the type of food? Or like the type of restaurant? I don't know the rules on the game, Mike.

Yeah, I can't take the type of restaurant. Okay. You can? Yeah, it was just like a bar and grill. A bar and grill! I love it. Wow. Bar and grill.

They probably eat all. All of us like normal people. Olive and Grills it. Bar and Grill sells it. You think that's Luke Combs in? You're going to Bar and Luke Combs? Yeah. I mean, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are not going to a bar and grill.

I don't know. Can I... I'm just saying? Permission to tell a cool story without being told, okay, your name dropping. Yes. Go ahead, man. Please, go ahead. I was once over at Keith Urban's house.

Nicole Kidman calls in, face-times him, and he's like, hey, did you pick up the milk? And he's like, oh, I forgot. I'm sorry. It was such a normal thing that I did not. expect to see happen. So I'm only saying that and they're very normalish. That's cool. I was like, wait, he was supposed to pick up milk? I was going to say they pick up your own milk? And then I was like, you guys drink milk? I thought they drink like gold. I don't know. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So lunchbox is already in when Luke Combs. Yeah, Bar and Grill, it's Luke Combs and

Luke Holmes is taking the leftovers. Amy? I mean, I, we see Riva doing normal things too. You saw her grocery shopping. So I feel as though it really is a tossing. up. Can be anybody. Yeah, but no, but you have to have an answer. Yeah, yeah. It's a game where you pick me. You have to pick.

What are you doing, Amy? Your answer's toss up, okay? Okay, okay, okay, okay. I pick, fine. I'll pick Riba and her boyfriend. Eddie? I watched a lot of CSI, you know, and Rex, Reba's boyfriend's on there, and he's eating all the time.

So I'm thinking the leftovers on the show. Yeah. Yeah, he's always got food. He's like talking with food in his mouth while he's trying to investigate a murder. So I'm going to go with Reba and Rex. Yeah. What it does seem like a rebut. Just go chill.

I'm going to take Luke Combs off the list in my mind. What? That was lunchboxes, like, the bar and grill. I'm just trying to figure it out here. I mean, he goes to the Hooters and gets us... I know. He gets a lottery ticket.

Yeah. The gas station. Call the radio station caller number nine. Exactly. He's a normal dude. I'm going to go Kane Brown and Caitlin. Oh, you know what? That's not a bad one.

No, you can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that and go. That's not a bad. one because you get credit. I told you. You have yours. It's a toss-up, man. Oh, that's a good point. He got me there. It's a good point. Okay, I'm going to go Kane Brown. So we're all picking everyone but Keith and Nicole. Wow. Okay, hey, Mike, was it Keith and Nicole? It was not Keith and Nicole.

Okay. All right. We did we get a prize? Yeah. No. Pride. Yeah, pride. Yeah. It's surprised. Okay, Mike. Eliminate one of us here. It was not Luke Holmes. See ya. What you get? The two I would have said were Reba, and I didn't. Don't do that.

Because you two pick Reba. Yep. Yep, we sure did. But I'm still just, I'm living with Cain Brown and Cately Brown. Bobby's right. Mike, who did you see? Walking down the street, the bag of leftovers, it was Cain Brad. Oh, God.

That's awesome. Yeah. Nobody was messing with them. Nobody was messing with. I'm very touristy part of town, like one of those tour buses. Touristy part of town. By like moments before. If they would have saw him, they would have freaked out.

Ladies gentlemen, with the leftovers there. Not got a question. Do you have like a hat on and sunglasses so people wouldn't see him or was he just normal? Just normal. T-shirt, pants. Amazing. I commented on his Instagram the other day. I was like, dude, you look like a cartoon cutout. Like a, he's so jacked.

And he had like a, they call him wife fitter still? You know, I'm talking about that shirt? Sure. The muscle shirt. Such muscles. I'm like, you look at cartoon. Like someone drew you. That's how like cut he is.

and so I wish I looked like that I'm just saying that to say I'm very jealous Mike thank you for that Yeah And the prize is pride And you know what I'm feeling it Did Mike get a pick? No Mike's not gonna bother anybody

Mike doesn't Why would he go get a pick? Mike doesn't even come up to me and be like Hey man he's so quiet He just sits in the corner And waits for someone to come to him But what about a pick Like a snap of him walking down the street

I mean a creeper Mike's not a creeper And also Kane's gonna be on Friday So exactly awkward deal. Hey, the thing about pictures, and we'll move on from this, Mike took a picture with Adam Carolla once after Adam Carolla's show. And that picture, what's the story behind that, Mike? About eight years ago, he was doing this signing. He's one of my favorite comedians. And I took the picture with him and I didn't want to post it because of how, like, I didn't like the way

I looked. I was so overweight and unhealthy. And that was kind of my wake-up call to, like, changed my life. So because he wanted, that picture was so important to him. He was like, I'm torn. I'm really going to post it, but I hate how I look. And then you lost how much weight? I lost over 100 pounds. By doing what? Just diet and exercise. That was it. Cut out all the sugars, stop drinking and got healthy. And now, like out of him now. And then about five years after that, I got to retake that picture with him. Oh, you did? Oh, that's right. That's right. Hold on a second. Hey, Disney, I got an idea for a move. It's called the two pictures. All right, I'll call you later. All right. Thank you, Mike.

I watched this show called The Patient on Hulu. Anybody watched it yet? No. It's going to be your new favorite show. Never heard of it. What's it about? So, Steve Carell's in it. It's not funny.

So Steve Carell plays a therapist. And so he does therapy. He like a lot of therapists from his house. He's got a room in his house. The person comes over. This guy keeps coming over. And Steve Carrell just can't get him to open up. And he's like, hey, look, we've spent a lot of time together, but you're not opening up to me.

And so he's like, I can't see you anymore because we're not getting anywhere. I'm just taking your money. Next thing you know, Steve Currell gets abducted by that guy who, I'm not ruining, this is the main plot of the show, and that guy is a serial killer.

And he's like, I need to stop killing. I need to stop killing. So he chained Steve Carell in his basement. He says, you have to give me therapy to keep me from killing people.

And so the third episode, so Hulu released the first episode, which they usually put out two at the same time. So they put out their two. The third one's up now, but it's called the patient. And here's the actual description. No, it just says it's good.

There you go. Oh, okay. It does sound good. It's really good. And Steve Carell now, Steve Carrell's actually great in the serious roles because he did the morning show and some other stuff. But it's great. So I hope you guys check it out.

It's about a serial killer who has killed a lot of people who's like, I don't want to do this. I can't stop. I can't stop. I can't stop. Please talk with me. Help me stop. Whoa. And Steve Carrell is changed.

Mike, did you watch it? Oh, man. It's good. Caitlin gets all the credit because I don't know what it was I was like the patient I don't watch another doctor show She's like we don't watch any doctor shows

What do you mean another one So that's that What else did I watch? I watched the John McAfee documentary on Netflix Oh What is that? Crazy He's the guy that is what is it

He did the antivirus That's way back in the day But that's not even He sold the company basically But he's way rich And there's a documentary because he goes on the run and he's like

well if I'm gonna go on the run I need a camera crew with me and so he gets What on earth? It's wild And so it's his story Like he goes down to Supposedly

allegedly he killed his neighbor Because the neighbor poisoned his dogs In Belize Shot him in the head So they're looking for him But he escapes And he's in a boat And he's track

And it's him and all his escapades Over like 15 years With the camera crew Running And it gets a bad review on Netflix, but it's great. How would that get a bad review? I don't know.

He's great. He ran for president kind of one point in the Libertarian Party. He's crazy. It's that guy. He always goes, I'm John McAfee. Ever heard of me? Oh, yeah, I've heard that. Yeah.

I watch it on Netflix. Oh, let me review. The patient, I give it just through two episodes. I give it five out of five silent but painful deaths. Interesting. The John McAfee documentary, I give it. four out of five computer viruses. Oh, thought that was really good.

We watched the first two episodes of the new Game of Thrones prequel. What's that called again? Who knows, but it's awesome. How's the dragon? It's good. I lose track all the time and I have to go Google stuff.

It's really good. It's just you have to pay attention. You can't get on your phone the whole time. Or actually at all. But it's really good. And I like Game of Thrones then, and this is really good. It's a good show, so we're watching that.

The Mantateo documentary on Netflix, watched both those episodes. Really good. Really good. Really good about when you got catfished. And they didn't even know what catfishing was. So there's that. Amy, you watch something called... Surface.

What is Surface? So I saw Reese Witherspoon post about it, and I was like, oh, this looks interesting. I should check it out. And it's on Apple Plus, and there's eight episodes, and I watch them all. It is very good. What's it about? Hmm, let's see.

Oh boy, don't ruin it. I don't want to ruin anything. Okay, thank you. Okay, so I'll explain the plot from the screen. Okay, thank you. A traumatic head injury leaves Sophie with extreme memory loss and her quest to put the pieces of her life back together with help from her husband or friends,

she begins to question the truth behind her picture perfect life. Yeah. It's only got a 48% positive. Oh, boy. But the McAfee documentary had low too. Yeah, so we cannot trust that, and I trust Reese Witherspoon, so there you go. So we were on vacation for a week.

Yeah. And it was great. I don't even like the beach, but I had a good vacation. It's not, listen, vacation is just not my thing, but I had a good vacation. And so we've been gone for a while. So while we were gone, things happened. Number one, I saw on HBO Max, Elvis is up now to watch. Oh, yay.

I haven't watched it yet, but it's now up. I didn't know that. And so I was going to hop into it, but we didn't have enough time. And I needed to watch the game of throwing. Right, right. So I was there. But we were on a plane. We were flying from Atlanta back here.

And I really thought that I was about to get into a fight with the beach. dude on an airplane. Come on. Let's go. They say no more carry-ons. And we're like sitting in like Z-11 in the very back of the plane. And so no more carry-ons. Okay, fine.

You bag, you gate-check it. You put it in. They take it. You just get. And then they go, never mind. We can't even gate-check it. We've got to send this through luggage. The carousel.

Checked bags. So I'm like, all right, whatever. I don't care. I'm tired. Annoyed, but I'm okay. Well, this guy behind us goes, no, there's got to be room. And I'm like, well, bro, first of all, you're behind us.

So if there's room, we're getting it. Not you. Did you say that, bro? Nah, I say any of that. No way he said that. Only in my head. And so, but we check ours and all of a sudden, he's behind us. And I see him rolling his suitcase, his little suitcase on.

But it's got a tag on. And he's got the tag. He didn't check his back. So he's rolling it in. And the lady goes, hey, sir, you can't bring that on. You have to actually check that. And he goes, but there's room back there. Because there were a couple spots.

She goes, I understand that, but we've reached our weight limit. And you have a tag so it has to be beep scanned in and out of places where they're going to think we lost the luggage. And it was some very fancy luggage. And she's like, sir, I'm really sorry, but the people ahead of you, I like to have their bags on. And he looked like, hmm, if Jersey Shore was 50. Oh, wow. Oh, no. With a big gold chain.

Sounds scary, dude. T-shirt, really tight. Okay. And he goes, my bag is worth more than your life. He did not. Wow. He did not. I swear to God, out loud.

What is wrong with him? Because it was like a Louis Vuitton bag or something. That's exactly. He was like, my bag is worth more than your life. And that's when I decided that I really wish I would have stood up. I didn't. So this is you almost got into a fight. Well, they shut it down pretty quick.

They shut it down pretty quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also I had so many people sitting around me. What's going to do punch? He's going to hit everybody. You can't get a clear shot on me. So I was like, I can really say something here. But they shut him down pretty quick.

So let's be honest I wasn't gonna do anything ever But I really wanted to say something But isn't that crazy that someone would actually act that way? And I want to take a picture of them and post it But Caitlin told me not to do it That was me fighting I was gonna sneak a picture

But he said that to her He goes my bag's worth more than your life That's crazy That's no I have a bag That is a $4,100 bag Woo! I don't care if it's 20,000

I don't care if it's $1 million It is not worth more than her life And that is the rudest thing I've ever heard anyone say So that happened to me on the airplane Anything crazy happened to you? I mean, things that happen on airplanes that are crazy to me are just the people that always try to get up and deplane before everybody ahead of you.

It happens so much and it's crazy. And then I had an overweight luggage and Southwest said, well, you can either pay $75 to check your overweight bag or we'll... They call it an overweight bag? Well, that's mean. That bag is living in its lives. That's shaming the bag.

That bag is trying. Yeah. I did try to... How about a bag that just tries a little too hard? Exactly. And then, They said, or we have this beautiful blue Southwest tote bag. You can buy for $25 and you can evenly distribute your stuff.

So obviously I opted for the $25 bag. Like, who wouldn't do that? That's crazy. I think I would think they were trying to get one over on me. But they're not. They did. It worked. They sold you a bag.

No, no, no. You had to pay $75 for the same. I saved $50. You would have done it too. But you know what most people do? Just go through the bag and like, oh, try to shift all the weight. Yes. You have on five shirts.

I've done it. Now, mine was too much to shift. I saw a thing on TikTok where a woman's like, if this happens to you, take a pillowcase with you, fill a pillowcase with your clothes, and just act like it's a pillow because they never stop a pillow. Oh, that's funny. That's really good.

Okay, I had not thought of that, but I bought the tote bag and it just looked like I worked for Southwest. Well, and you say 50 bucks. Yes. But I would have, like Eddie thought they were trying to get one over on. They sold you a bag. No, no, no, but now you have a bag and you paid $50 less. And now you're rep in Southwest everywhere you go.

Now that they got you. They are smart. They are smart. But I told her, who would not do this? And she said, you would be surprised how many people paid the 75. Eddie. And myself, I'd have been like, hmm, what's happening here? Well, I can detest.

It was no gimmick, and I saved $50. Lunchbox, you talked to about vacation and you said, my kids ruin everything. But I said, okay, well, hold that thought. So why does having kids suck? Because they ruin everything, because they bring germs home. And the day we were supposed to leave for vacation, we were supposed to fly to Texas. We were going to go to the lake for four days. with my family and my sister was bringing her kids, my brother and my parents, and I woke up

strep throat. Kids strep throat. Two days later, my wife, strep throat. So our vacation was spent in the house with strep throat. It was awful. And it's all because the kids got it at daycare and they brought the germs home, infected me. And it was awful. I mean, I felt like I was dying. There was one day I slept for 19 hours. Dying. Remember the time you gave me COVID? That's funny, huh? Oh, this is like payback. Remember that? I remember that time you gave me COVID?

I never had it. Remember you had it? You had it and you were like, oh, I'm never going to eat COVID. And I'm like, hey, let's go play golf. And you're like, hey, hey, hey, man. Nice shot. Yeah. Remember that time you gave me COVID?

That's funny, huh? It was awful. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. We're all about to leave a vacation and lunchbox sends a text to our show text. And he's like, hey, just heads up. If y'all get strep throat, that's from me. He sent me a message. Hey, uh, how's your throat?

I don't know, pretty good. Why? I got strep. Yeah. Crap. Well, I just wanted to set the record straight. If you got strep, it was for me. If you got anything else, it wasn't for me.

That's what I was doing. I was putting it out there. Weird way to say it, but okay. Yeah. Well, we're glad we were back from vacation. I hope you guys missed us. That's the goal. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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Land the plane. I'll crash into a Walmart. What? He didn't know how to land, by the way. He got up there and did not know how to land it, so they had to talk him into and then talk him through the landing. But a worker at an airport who stole the plane threatened to crash it into a Mississippi Walmart was arrested when he eventually landed in a field.

In a news conference Saturday, Tupelo Police Chief John Quacka identified and said, Corey Wayne Patterson, an employee with Tupelo Aviation for the past 10 years, got the plane. 508 a.m., he stole a Beachcraft King Air C-90 twin-engine Air. C-90 twin-engine aircraft and took off. Quote, we do know he's had some flight instruction. We do not believe he's a licensed pilot. Luckily, nobody died. Luckily, he didn't crash into a Walmart.

There's a lot of... But there were pictures until like 9 or 10 o'clock of the plane circling. I think he was in the air four hours or so. So that was it. And they got him. And he got to talk to Grand Larsonie, making terroristic threats. But they got him and nobody died. Was he trying to end it?

Yeah, he was. He let them note like... On Facebook, right? He made a message. Goodbye. Yeah, on Facebook he wrote basically goodbye. Like, that's it. And they were like, okay, he may commit suicide that he may kill other people too

and he didn't do either. Wow, okay. That's good. Well, that's the first story. The weekend calls off his concert mid-performance as he starts to lose his voice. So the weekend's doing it and he goes, hey, I just want to come out and apologize. I don't know what happened.

I lost my voice. It's killing me. I don't want to stop the show, but I can't give you the concert that I want to give you. So, give them the money back. It shows over. Now, flip that up, Luke Combs was performing, lost his voice. Said, okay, I'm going to refund you guys all your money.

It isn't like Bangor Man. His voice goes out. He goes, but you guys don't want to do the show? And so we did as best he could in the crowd, sang almost every song. Yeah, see, that's cool. And he gave him a refund for their ticket, so they had like an awesome night.

Yeah, shout out Luke Combs. Because that's a pretty cool story. Twitter is almost ready to test the old edit button. Nice. Forever we've been like, Twitter. Yeah, it's Bobby. Hey, answer the phone. So here's the thing that they're going to do,

because they've been testing it with some folks, but they're going to let it be tested everywhere. You can edit a tweet, but you only have 30 minutes to edit it, and it will show that it was edited in what the original said. Oh, wow. That's weird. So if you click into it. You need to because someone could be like,

I told you guys the bears were going to win. I mean, you changed it. You wait and you go look at it. It's like, bears suck. So you can just change the whole narrative and say you'd. So they're going to allow an edit button, it looks like, with certain guardrails of. You can do it, but it's going to say it's edit. It's going to show you what the edit came from if you click into it, and you only have 30 minutes to do it.

So that comes from nerdist.com. So Twitter could edit. And I don't know if you guys are Twitter folks or not. I love to read Twitter. I'll post a lot on Twitter. Occasionally I'll do something. But I did post a little bit ago. My big announcement, I'll be in Vegas, December 3rd.

third at the win doing my comedically inspirational show. So not really touring the show, other than four shows in Nashville, but we're going to go to the win, December 3rd. Tickets on sale this Friday at 10 a.m. Central. Let's go. If you're in Vegas, let's go.

Everybody West, California, is like, we'd love to come to your Nashville shows, but it's too far. Okay, well, here we go. I just came closer. Yeah. Start hitchhacking now. Find a ride.

So December 3rd, I'll be at the win in Las Vegas. Tickets on sale this Friday. And it's during the NRF. NFR. National Rodeo finals. Oh, that's cool. That's great. Yeah.

So it's during that week, that weekend. So there you go. All right, that's what's up. That's the news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's big. Stories. Bobby Bones show.

Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes up to us from St. Petersburg, Florida. A 50-year-old woman has been arrested for calling the non-emergency number 11,000 times this year. To hang? To chat? It's not an emergency. No, no, no. She calls to harass, yell at them,

tell them they're bad at their job. Sometimes she says, oh, there's someone in my house. And then when police survive, she refuses to answer the door. So she just calls to berate them at their job. Who her, her? And why not call 911? I'm not saying she should, but why did she pick that number? I don't know, but she accounts for 10% of the total number of calls that line.

Yeah, that would stink. You see it light up. It's Betsy. Guys, I can't do it today. They know who Betsy is. And they have to respond when she calls and says there's an intruder or something like that. Because if they don't, the one time, and there is, they get in trouble. So then what happens to her?

She was given a letter saying, hey, stop calling or you're going to get arrested. And she said, okay, so she got a different phone number, kept calling. Okay. Got arrested. I thought she was going to write 11,000 letters back. That's where that was going. All right. Thank you, Lunchbox.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day. Yeah, I hate to do this, but I'm begging you. Watch the Today Show. I'm going to go on a few minutes. I'm going to be honest with you, too. This segment's recorded because I had to get over to that studio. So we did this show.

I recorded this segment real quick, and then I'm going over to the studio. And I'm going to do the Today Show today. I'm going to do it today, tomorrow, and Thursday. I'm co-hosting that hour with Hoda. And I don't know if I'll be nervous where I'm feeling like I'm going to pee a little bit or if I'm feeling comfortable. Odds are to be the first one. It's never the second one, ever.

but I'll be hosting the Today Show. I'm very excited about it. And I hope you watch. Honestly, I do. Please, I'm begging you. If we could get a big rating on that show that's bigger than normal, they would go, hmm, well, that's weird. Then if we did it again on Wednesday,

they would go, uh-oh, something's really, now Thursday, they would go, it must just be some anomaly. And they would not. Oh, really? I would think Thursday would be like, all right, fire Hoda. Bring Bobby in. What? No, he's there.

Bobby's got to do it by himself. No way. Here's the thing. I'm going to go. I'm going to do my best job I can today. Got a little suit I'm aware. No, I'm not going to go in suit today. It was a whole thing, a whole clothes issue.

Let me be honest with you for a second. This is the circle of trust, right? Sometimes. Before we left, and I went to my wife and I was like, hey, because we got to go up to New York. She knew all that. And she was like, do you have all your clothes ready? I was like, yeah, I'll take care of it. She was like, wait, huh?

And this is like a day and a half before we were leaving. I was like, I figure out. just go into the closet. And I was like a kid who had a science project to do the next morning, whose mom that has to go and freak out and do the thing. And so we were running around, getting belts and getting all the things I actually, I guess I was going to, you know, arrive in New York with no shirts at all. Just a suit, no undershirt.

I'd forgotten that. So, back to go. If you guys can watch, that would be awesome. Thank you. Hope you have an amazing day. Shout out John Party for coming on today. always I just say fun. Always fun when John Party comes on.

It is a new record out. I hope you check it out. I hope you check me out. Going to the Today Show. We'll be on in a few minutes. And that's all. See tomorrow. Bye, everybody.

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