The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Part 1: Eddie's Chicken Business Update + Restaurant Offensive Things

Episode Date: June 25, 2024

Eddie shares an update about his Smokin' Hot Chicken business and the huge opportunity he just missed! Then, we share a list of the most offensive things you could do at a restaurant, and a few people on the show have admitted to doing some of these and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It wouldn't be a huge surprise if our team ends up in the quarterfinals or potentially a great run into the semifinals. Listen, Inside American Soccer with Tom Bogart and Tab Ramos on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. Come on, Bobby. Welcome to Tuesday's show, morning's studio. Morning. I was reading this story about a pair of porch pirates fighting over, like, What was on the porch? They ran up at the same time.

Dang. What are the odds? A pair of porch pirates raced to the front door of a home in Pennsylvania and battled over an expensive package. Just seconds after a FedEx driver dropped it off. Do you ever think the drivers ran on it?

Where the driver knows something's up and where it's coming from, they can tip off their friends? 100%. Because how can they be there so soon fighting over the same package? They know, like the drivers know, hey, I'm getting a big shipment from Best Buy or Apple. and I'm dropping at this house at this time.

Or they could just be tracking the truck. And if they see a FedEx truck, instead of having a driver involved in it, which they could lose their really good paying job with benefits, they could literally just track the truck when the truck drops something off and drives off, go up to the porch. I mean, that's probably it more than that first theory.

But I do think maybe somewhere there's people tipping people off, right? I mean, there had to be a tip here if they're both showing up at the same time. Unless they're both chasing the truck. Yeah, true. The incident, which was caught on doorbell cam, in the video, two porch pirates are seen sprinting to pick up the package. And one yells, yo, and they wrestle over the package.

One guy eventually wins the battle, picks up the package, and takes off as the other man picks up the empty plant pot and chases him with it. It's like a cartoon. They definitely knew what was in there. That's from daily. Right. Yeah. Eddie, what was your story? Yeah, I saw a story where cops are saying,

if you find one of these, call the cops immediately. And it was a hidden camera. If you find one where? It's like, it was in a bush right across the front door of the house. And they'd put a hidden camera to facing the house to see the activity of like when they were leaving the house, coming in and out, and they ended up burglarizing the home.

Okay, I'm looking at the camera. There's no way you would ever see this. Unless you saw someone installing it in a bush, or you were chopping the bush down because it is, camouflage so well. It looks like one of those dudes, Amy, if they're in full camo with the bush built into their body. Yeah. It looks like that with a tiny black dot in the middle.

Yeah. So immediately go home and check the bushes across the street in your neighbor's yard for any cameras. Or all your bushes. Every single bush. Because it was put up across the street. Do a full bush check? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

So they planted that into the bush. Or I guess if someone comes to change batteries in a bush. I don't think that. They're changing batteries there. If they're like replacing the batteries of the bush. That's a great point. It's got to be recharged. Like something about the camera has to power it.

So it either has to be charged and recharged. Or it has batteries in it. Or extension cord to an outlet. Great point. If your bush has a cord coming out of its butt. You're like, where's that going? This camera looks so. But it's also like the weird cameras that are in Airbnb's that look like lights and a smoke detector.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if someone really wants to camera you, you can probably do it pretty easy without anyone ever knowing because they are so tiny now. I swear to God, once I was getting a spray tan and I was cameraed. What made you think that? It just felt creepy. A little thing kept a little like it coming on. Was it red light?

I don't even think they're going to be ready anymore. You know what I mean? But I think I was, but I think they got the footage and were like, nah, who cares? And they didn't put it out. This isn't good now. But I think I was recorded in a tanning, or a spray tan booth at one point. Because I was like, I think that's a camera because it was nowhere near where it needed

to like sense anything. So you saw it. I think that's a camera that you went, eh, whatever. Well, what am I going to do? Walk out and be like, it was a really shady place too. Yeah, dude.

I mean, it even looked bad. They had like one spray tan booth. They had like one place to go and get the, what's Mexican corn called? Elotes? Elotes, like an alote place back there. Really? Yeah, yeah. It was weird.

What were you doing over there? I had to get a spray tan dude. It was quick. All right, we're here. Let's go. It's Tuesday show. Glad you guys are here. Watch for your bushes, number one.

And then two. I don't even know what to say about porch pirates Because if I were a porch pirate, I would track a truck I'd follow a truck And I would follow more than an Amazon truck Or a van I'd follow a FedEx or a UPS This stuff's more expensive there That's all I got to say

It's something we call Bobby's mailbag Yeah Hello Bobby Bones Every quarter I have to travel to my company's headquarters I've done this for as long as I've had my job I've always stayed with my guy friend That I've known since elementary school Who lives in the city

Oh, no. My new boyfriend thinks it's inappropriate for me to stay with my friend and wants me to get a hotel instead. But isn't offering to help pay for the hotel. Should I put my foot down and tell my boyfriend that he should just trust me? Or should I stay with my friend and not tell my boyfriend. Oh, signed girlfriend in Boston. A couple of things I read in this. One, if you're going to your company's headquarters, why are they not paying for the hotel?

Right. Exactly. Okay, but that's not the email. I'll move away from that. The first thing I do, is reach out to the company. Say, hey, can you guys cover the hotel? Second of all, in a relationship, you have to draw at times new boundaries, some that are made for you, some that are made for them. And if this is somebody you care about and it's uncomfortable to them that you're staying with some dude, that you know the relationship, but they don't.

I don't think you should stay with a dude. I think you owe the person that you're with the right to suggest this boundary if it makes them uncomfortable. but let's say you're out money and you can't afford it. You can also say I'm happy to do that, but I need you to split the hotel room with me. Like they can't just make the rule and have you suffer both ways. It's tough because it's like he should trust you. Yeah, there are a lot of things we should be doing. But if the boyfriend, the husband, if they're like this makes me uncomfortable,

you kind of have to respect it if you love them enough that you feel like respect should be given. And also this dude is in love with you. This friend from elementary school. That's not always the case. This is the case. This is not part of the email, but this dude, if he's not with a wife or a girlfriend, you keep staying, he's just waiting his time. He's just a doggy paddling to make a move.

That's not the email. So I'm not even talking about that. Not talking about you to tell the company to pay for the hotel room. Not talking about this dude doggy paddling until you have one glass of wine deep and he goes in for the smooch. Not even talking about that. I think you owe it to your boyfriend, if he's your boyfriend, to figure out a solution that makes him a bit more comfortable with this situation that is not comfortable.

Because I don't feel like it's totally ridiculous. Amy. Yeah, as someone that has had long-term guy friends, like since my early teens, that went into a marriage with really good guy friends, I did. No, I know. I know. I know. I'm just saying, I think if you went to one of these or two of these guys friends were like, I'm ready to rock and roll, they'd be like, turn the amp up, baby. Oh, yeah.

They were my bridesmen. Like they stood on my side with my bridesmaids. And so we went into that marriage and my husband knew and he got it. But if my husband was just a new... You didn't spend the night with them. Correct. But if I were to be in this situation and my husband or my boyfriend at time was like, hey, I know y'all been best friends forever, but I don't really know them.

Then I totally agree with Bobby. New boundaries need to be set. And there's a way too. I mean, makes a great point. You could somehow, I don't know how you would do it, but establish the relationship between the boyfriend and the dude. And the dude could also be like, oh, Oh, well, he's gay.

Who cares? It may be gay. You didn't even know that yet. But there are things you can learn about the guy that make it comfortable again. But for now, you, that's the thing. It's a good point. But I'm telling you, he's into her. Again, he's a doggy padling.

But we're not talking about that, though. He's doggy padling. All right, that's the mail bag. Close it up. We got your email and I'm to close Bobby's mail bag. I want to play this voicemail mail we got here at the studio. Hey, this is best of digging him on Instagram to try to buy his chukin. Like, I literally live.

on Music Row, but he won't accept the message request. I really want to buy a chicken, so my DMs are sitting there in your message request to buy chicken if you're still selling them. Eddie claims he makes the best chicken. It's called... The best. Producer Eddie's smoking hot chicken.

But then he doesn't follow through with his orders. And like you said, he doesn't even look in his DMs. Did she DMs? Did she DM me? Yeah. Check that. Yeah, yeah. Have you been selling any chickens? I haven't in a while, though, dude, but I missed a big opportunity the other day. Like a huge opportunity. Okay.

I was at the grocery store, and I was just picking up a few things, and I see this like group of people that look like executives. They were looking at the produce, like little clipboards, being like, oh, look at the bananas over here. And I just walk by and one guy goes, hey, wait a second. Are you Eddie from the body bone show? Like, yeah, yeah, what's up, man? He's like, yeah, I run about 20 Kroger's in the area.

That's so cool. Thanks for listening to the show. And then that's it. Said hi, took off. Oh, Eddie. Dude, and then when I got in the car, I was like, wait a second. That was my big opportunity to say, hey, can we, get producer already smoking hot chicken

in some stores, 20 stores in the area? So you don't think about it enough because you don't check your DMs. Correct. You're not even making any more chicken. Therefore, why would it be top of mind if you're in Kroger and their executives? I didn't even think about it. Do you really want this business yes or no? 100%.

Yes. If the answer's not 100% because you're not committed to it. No, no, no. What's the question? Do you really want this business? 100%. Yes. Okay, well, since you ran into the Kroger guy, have you come up with a plan to maybe get in contact with him. Hey, I met you at the grocery store and here's my business plan on getting my chicken into your store. Or run back in the store and find him.

I didn't think about that until right now. So, hey, if you're listening, man, I met you at the Kroger. It's me, producer Eddie. Let's get some producer Eddie smoking hot chicken in stores all over America. How will you fulfill it? Yeah, and I think you need more of a six. Five what? Five chickens a store.

That I can do. Even five types of 20. is you don't really want this what are you talking about you don't do the work you're not even you're not an Instagram going I'm making these chickens order them and when they do order them you don't make you don't fulfill the order no I'm telling you today I'm going to find that DM

it might be way down there you can make a hundred chickens in a day not in a day no I have to do like five chickens for one store I can do that in one day they're taking care of and then the second one so then the store doesn't get chickens new chickens for 20 days

You want to make more chickens before you're going to have to hire people to work for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you start a food truck? Oh, gosh. Were the chickens? Dude, like, I was at a golf tournament the other day, and they had a smoking area. And the line must have been 200 people waiting to get smoked meat. And I was like, gosh, the chickens would have gone great right here.

Okay, but then there goes your weekends. You have to sign up for stuff. You got to get all, like, where do you find the time for this? You're not committed to this. I am busy. I am busy. So this will be the last segment we ever do on it. Eddie's smoking hot chicken. Unless

I get a hold of that guy from the grocery stores and we just start putting chickens in every store across America. First of all, he's only over 20. Second of all, you don't know that he can put food in a store. He may be someone. He looked so important. He had a clipboard. He was making sure that all the produce was stacked correctly. Hey, you know what? I got a connection in Austin. My buddy

Garrett runs one of the H-EBs. No. Dude, that's, see, that's what I'm talking about. I can go to Austin. I can take 20 chickens to Austin this week. My next week. And how are you going to get him there? I drive him myself. It's worth to drive to get 20 chickens there? No.

Well, let's see, let's do the math. 20 bucks of chicken. I probably not. I mean, gas is expensive right now. And time. I would just do Eddie's smoking hot chicken on occasions for special occasions for people who want them. Because you're never going to make this business work because you're not committed. Gosh, I feel that's the way in, dude.

Grocery stores. The way in is not the biggest way. That never happens for folks. You have to actually create a story. Then they buy it. They buy more than five. Do you know how many legit companies that are operating and selling at a high volume that would love to be in a grocery store and they're actively pursuing it right now? No.

But they have a plan. No. By the way, your chicken's really good. Thank you, dude. It's a plus. It is really good. But you just suck at the rest of it. What do you mean?

The business part of it? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the hard part. Or like the work part of it too. But also at Croker, moms, dads, they're going to be there shopping and they're going to be like, oh, I can get this rotissory chicken for $6.99 or I can get this $20. Eddie's whatever, never heard of it. $20?

That's rude. You're going to charge $20 a Kroger? No, I'm not bringing down for Kroger. Depends what the cut in if they order in bulk of $20. But how cool, though, like if I make five and they sell out, how cool would it be to have that side of it sold out? Produced already smoking hot chicken. I don't think they'd but sold out signs. They wouldn't?

No. Oh, wait until next week. They do have like an out of stock. They'll be back in two months when Eddie gets back to his orders. We're officially declaring the end of conversation that Eddie smoked hot chicken. Because he has shown no effort to make it happen. is the day the chicken died. Hold on.

The day the chicken died. Unless. Singing, bye, bye, fuck, Miss American, bye. I'm telling you, man, I'm going to put these in stores. Okay. Thank you. All across America. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. So there's a woman, Nadine, in Wisconsin, and she's been reunited with her class ring that she lost 44 years ago. She graduated in 1980, and her maiden name was engraved on the. the inside, lost it at a campground and thought, well, I'm never going to see this again. Well, fast forward to now

and a couple camping discovered it in the sand, posted about it on social media, and Nadine's daughter was able to coordinate the return. And it's really special because her late husband, he's, yeah, passed away, but he graduated from the same high school, and now she gets to have both her ring and his ring together.

Same sand, same spot. She lost it, like it never was found. Same camera. Yeah, so just gives me hope. We're looking for Amy's two, by the way. It's Texas A&M. It says Moffitt on it, her maiden name. Amy E. Moffat. And the reward is $600?

And where was it last? Well, in her house, but someone robbed her house. Right. So we think it's either been melted down. Pond. But Pond, I think we'd have found it by now, right? Or use, like, listen, here's the thing. With Aggie rings, it's a thing.

Like, when you graduate there, I know not every college they like to have one, but this is something Aggies wear proudly. And it helps in- It helps in interviews. It's a conversation starter. Because people say, oh, is that an Aggie ring? And then if you got a fellow. I've never heard somebody say that ever.

And I know a lot of Aggies. It's because you're not an Aggie. I'm just saying if you're doing a job interview and you're an Aggie and you're an Aggie and they look at your ring. You think there's a chance someone has yours on. And they're like, is that an Aggie ring? Yes. But it doesn't say your name and you're a dude. The name's on the inside.

It can't be a guy because it's a female ring. The men's rings are really large and mine was a female ring and it's smaller. We're looking for Amy's Aggie ring. It's gold. $600 reward for this Aggie ring. If you find it, it says whoop on it or something, right? Class of O3. It has the teeny tini-tiniest little diamond on it.

The tiniest one available because they're expensive. If they can find hers at a campground, maybe they'll find yours. Yeah. You ever think about ordering another one? Yes. Or it doesn't matter that much, too. You want the original? No, I guess I'm holding out hope for the original.

I feel like if I order a new one, that's sort of given up. So we'll see I don't think it's that big a deal Also I haven't needed it as a conversation Start early Of course and you have a job So okay You're good

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and TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. Don't miss one of these movie lines, because if you miss it, you're out. Here's the example. Go ahead. May the Force be with it. That would be what movie? Star Wars. Star Wars.

Do you all know that? Eventually. I think they'd have got. I know that I could have also easily said the other one. I was at Star Trek. No, it stopped. Even I know the difference in those two and I haven't seen either. So, write your answer down.

As many as you can get, you can stay in the game. Okay, Eliminator style, survivor style. Number one. There's no place like home. And I'm only going to play each one twice. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. I'm in.

That's pretty easy. Pretty easy. Amy? Wizard of Oz. Lunchbox? Wizard of Oz. Eddie? The Wizard of Oz.

The kids still watch the Wizard of Oz? Because it was way before us and we watched this kids. I had to show my kids Wizard of Oz. They wouldn't have asked about it. You mean forced? No, no, I just said you guys want to watch Wizard of Oz? They're like, what is that? Show it to them.

Did they like it? Yeah. Yeah. Next one. Hakuna Matata. It means no worries. I'm in for the win. Hakuna.

Matata. It means no worries. I'm in. Amy? Lion King. Eddie? The Lion King. Lunchbox?

Lion King. Good job. You're surviving. Number three. Do you hear the most annoying sound in the world? I'm in for the wind. I'm in. Amy just gave struggle eyes.

Wow. Okay. Here does again. Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? What? They're all yelling at each other. I can only think of two movies maybe in my head that it could be. They're in, so you can talk it out.

They're like be a bunch of guys. What do you think? it could be of your two movies. Right now I'm thinking old school or hangover because it's like guys on a trip in a car. One more time.

Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Is he saying guys, guys, guys? And remember a part of this and I'm not going to play it again, but remember the part of this is trying to identify the actor. Right, I know, and I feel like I'm trying, I felt like when I heard it that time that it's, you know,

Dumb and Dumber or Ace Ventura. It sounds like Jim Carrey. But then he's, when is he with guys, guys? Sarah, is there a countdown clock on this? Yeah, this is my own personal enjoyment of me just listening to her brain. All right. Check it. Yeah.

What do you have? Hangover. Incorrect. Yeah. What was it? Dumb and dumber. Dumb and dumber. Guys, guys.

You got there. You got there. I should have just picked a Jim Carrey movie because I knew that was his voice. But who's the guys? Well, first of all, it's him and Jeff Daniels. I know. And then another guy that picks him up or whatever he's driving with. Are there in the dog car there?

Yeah, the dog car. Whatever. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Bye. You've been eliminated.

Bye. Next up. Nobody puts baby in a corner. Oh. I'm in. Nobody puts baby in a corner. Nobody puts baby in a corner. I'm in for the win.

Watch box. Shout out to Amy, dirty dancing. Eddie? Amy, you love this one, dirty dancing. Yeah. It's one of my favorites. Two people remain. Next one.

You is smart. You is important. Ooh, lunchbox is giving confusion eyes. And now Eddie gave what the mouth. I've heard that before. I have too. You is smart. Important.

Another one Amy knows the answer too. But I'm not saying that. Oh, Amy knows. You didn't, but I wanted to speak up for you. Thank you. Amy knows that one? Mm-hmm. Oh, my goodness.

Which could be a hint. Is this really hard? No. Really? I mean, I don't know. How hard's anything? Wait, why would Amy? Okay, hold on.

You have to know it. You have to know it. I would know it with you is. That's it. I'm in. You is smart. You is pretty. What did it say?

Time. Lunchbox's answer? What? Precious. Incorrect. Eddie? The help? Correct.

Whoa! Whoa! How did I do that? I never even seen that movie. Winner. What? These are the most offensive things that you could do in a restaurant. These are the things that people do in restaurants that make the list.

Number 10 is flirt with the staff. That's offensive? Why is that offensive? They made the list. They polled a thousand Americans flirting with the staff in general, apparently, is offensive because the staff's like, now I've got to flirt back to make money. Yeah, yeah, they're working.

I get it, I get it. Because if you don't flirt back, then all of a sudden I'm going to get less of a tip. Right. So 10 is flirt with the staff. Anybody? I mean, I wouldn't say that flirt. Maybe back in the day when I was single. Yeah, but I wasn't trying to like...

Give me an example of that. No, you don't. My swarting was terrible. I know that's why I want to see an example. I don't even know an example. Okay. Hi. Come here often.

Wow, dear. Yeah, I don't know. Number nine, occupy a table for an extended period during busy hours. Yes. I've done that. I'm super conscious about not doing that. Because I used to wait tables. And I would hate when people would just sit at a table because it was costing me money.

So I'm going to pull myself out of this one. Lunchbox, what did you say? I've done it, but I've also asked people to get up because we were waiting for a table. So you've done it. Yeah. And even though you've done it, you thought someone else doing it needed to stop doing it. Yeah, because I have kids that were hangy and it was getting out of control. Would you do it again?

Not as much anymore because kids are annoying. They don't want to sit there as long. But when you're just with adults, man, it's pretty nice to sit there and have a drink and just chill. During a busy time, not moved to. But you're still buying a drink. Yeah. Eddie? Growing up, it was like a part of our life too. If friends came in town, my parents, the whole family, we'd go out to eat, and then we would finish eating.

We'd hang out and we'd talk for another like hour. It was so much fun. And yeah, I do that now. I think it's okay. And I don't think that's bad at 9 p.m. But on a Friday at 7.30. Bones, if you moved to another state and then you came in, like, dude, let's go have dinner. And we just sit there and chat, eat.

If it were 7.30 p.m. at a restaurant. we would leave the restaurant and go somewhere else to talk. Only because you're costing that server money. Another table, more tips, and because you're hogging it, you're affecting their bills for the next 30 days. But also, if he's going to dinner with you once you take the final bite, you're like, okay, time to go. I know that's a bad example.

You can also, if you're aware you're doing it, because that's happened to me, and I've been aware, and my friends and if we're at the table for that long, we make sure to leave a good table. tip or make sure we're still ordering something that will add to the bill to add more. The ordering doesn't really do it though because you're talking about 15 to 20% and even if you add the tip. Hey, we're going to hook you up. Don't worry. People that say that never do. You don't have to say it. You do it. But then otherwise I'm freaking out and they're like this table will not leave.

I gotcha. Number eight, leave a mess at the table like an extreme mess that just spilled drinks or food crumbs. Oh, 100%. You ever been out to dinner with kids? You clean it up. Yeah. Good luck. You know you just do it. Okay. So you don't at all. I mean, there's rice and there's chicken on the floor.

I mean, I don't have a broom to clean it all up. Show up 15 minutes late for a reservation. I do that. Let call. Okay, fair. Let them know. I don't really make reservations. That's true too.

Very rare. Number six, bring outside food or drinks into the restaurant. Yeah, like birthday cake? I think birthday cake's different. Ask. Yeah, you have to ask their procedure. Because you can actually, they'll hold them. the birthday cake can bring it out sometimes unless they have their own version.

What about alcohol? In college, we do that. Yeah, in college you sneaking in. Take some beers in there. No, but I bring water bottles for the kids. Some places let you bring alcohol, but it's just offense. Most offensive things you can do in a restaurant number five, snap your fingers to get the waiter or waitress's attention.

Dude, in Mexico, that's a thing. They'd be like, but if that's part of the culture, then people aren't surprised, they don't feel disrespected. But when you're there and that's not part of your culture, it's very weird. Anybody ever snap? I don't snap, but I do the wave. Like, hey, hey, hey. They're like, man.

But it's kind of like a snap. Well, I'm just saying I don't snap, but I do AAA. Because sometimes they're not looking. I'm just clarifying. Four left. Top four. Stay past the restaurant's closing time. Yes.

No, no. Like if a restaurant says it closes at nine, you can go, you sit down at 840? I mean, I'm not going to be out of there by 9. I'm probably not going to go sit at 840. When they break out the vacuum, it's time to go. Oh, they're starting to roll silverware on the other tables. All good. with you? Hey, you're still open.

Debate menu prices. No. Wait, like try to get a lower deal. Is that possible? I don't know. I've never heard of this. I've never heard of that. Yeah, okay. I'd like the cheeseburger, but for $4. How much for only one half of the bun? That's kind of funny. Number two

of the top two here. Allow the children to roam freely in the restaurant. No. No, no, no, no. What do you mean to roam? Like, you just let them go do what they want. And what do you mean to allow? They run around. allow. Yeah, I mean. It's hard. Sometimes it's hard, man.

Yeah. Go ahead. Like, let's say there's no one else around you. I let them, you know, do, like, play races around the table. What do you mean there's no one around you? Like, you're the only table in that section right then. Like, there's no one else sitting there. And there's, you just let them run, they want to run laps around the table?

I don't hate it if there's nobody else in the section, I guess. But you got kids running around and then servers coming through. I know. The other day, my five-year-old said, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I said, all right, I can trust him. He went. The bathroom was right by the kitchen. He was gone for like 10 minutes.

Where is he? He was in the kitchen. He was in the kitchen. Just chilling in there. Looking at him fry like stuff. Like that's cool. No way. So no,

you can't let him roam. And they didn't come to you and say, sir are your kids in the... Uh-uh. No, he's really cool. He chats it up. He's just chill? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's frying himself. The number one is say you won't pay for a dish, even though you ate all of it or most of it. I've done that. No. Yeah. I could understand going, this was not what I ordered. It wasn't cooked properly.

Can you fix it, take it back, whatever. Or found a heron if that happens. But why would you eat most of it or the whole thing and then go, not for me? I don't want it. I'm not paying for it. Usually it's like maybe it was cold. Hey, man, I just ate it. It was cold or it didn't come out the way I ordered it, but I sucked it up and ate it.

Like, hey, look, man, I said no mushrooms. As you can see, I picked all the mushrooms aside. So I don't really think I'm going to pay for that. But then you ate it. Well, I picked all the mushrooms out. That was a lot of work. on my part, so you guys didn't do it right. But you could have just sent it back and got a different one, no mushrooms.

Could have them, but I mean. Yeah, but then they, anytime I send it, I don't send anything back. I don't want them to do anything to. Or, I mean, like you said, a hair. You put a hair in there at the end? You put a hair in? I used to. Or you just pay for it.

You ate it, so you pay for it. Right. Because it was on you for not sending it back. I mean, it's just sort of like, I got that from when I worked at the grocery, when I worked at Sam's, people would bring in the milk, they'd drink three quarters of it and bring them back and say it doesn't taste right. and we'd give them their money back. So you say you got that.

You would see people doing dishonest crap. So you saw them doing dishonest crap. And to you, you thought, well, I guess I can also get away with dishonest crap. Yes. I was like, well, man, if they're going to take it back, I guess you can do that anywhere. He's a child. Okay. Here is Trucker Joe.

Hey, Bobby. Usually I buy about a $1 to $10 ticket, but for some reason today, I decided to buy a $30 ticket. And I won $5,000. Nice. Have a good one, lunch, lunch, lunch, but for you. Wow. Trucker Joe, frequent caller on the voicemail. $5,000 on a scratch off? That's huge.

That's crazy. Lunchbox is never won more than $250. Congrats, trucker, Joe. That's awesome. All right, hit me with the next one. I have a morning corny for Amy. Why couldn't it take over the toilet paper across the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.

Bye. So that's cute when a kid tells it. I think I tried to tell it one time and it was... We didn't like that one? Yeah, it's cuter when a kid's doing that one. Definitely. And also I feel like those kids, I didn't hear an adult in there. I feel like they were like doing a prank.

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which is talking about their upbringings, claiming that they grew up a little rough, like no money. We have somebody does that. Well, we got lunchbox. Yeah. He did for a long time until we went to his neighborhood. Yeah. Oh, like, dang, nice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So number one on the list, Taylor Swift in her song, I bet you think about me. She says, you grew up with a silver spoon, gated community, bright Beverly Hills. I was raised on a farm. No, it wasn't a mansion. Just living room dancing and kitchen table bills. Oh, she got really rich. Taylor did.

Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. So it was a 15-year-old. farm. Yeah, yeah. That was a hobby by her dad. Who was a Merrill Lynch financial advisor. But they lived on the farm?

I think when they were hobby. And did they dance on the table? The table was made of gold. Well, no, the table was full of kitchen bills. Okay. What else you got? And it too is Victoria Beckham. In that documentary Beckham on Netflix, it's kind of funny. She's acting like

she was just normal middle class. Oh, David Beckham comes in and goes, tell the truth. And he happened to be there. I don't even think he was supposed to be hearing that. I saw him talking about it later and he opened up the door and he was like, Victoria, tell the truth. What car her dad was driving? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your dad would take you to school in a Rolls-Royce. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. Kid Rock. He claims to be straight out of the trailer, but his parents actually had money and he grew up in like a suburban Michigan area on an estate.

Yeah, I've seen aerial pictures of the house he grew up in. Very freaking nice. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then lastly, Drake started from the bottom. Now we're here. kind of guy and he lived in a wealthy neighborhood, became a TV star in sixth grade. So he's been in the business for a while. Maybe he meant start up in the bottom as in sixth grade. Long long time. The bottom of like middle school.

Okay, what else? A poll found Americans take fewer vacations than any other country in the world. Amen. That puts us at number one. Let's go America. We rocked. We didn't change this. Right.

We're the worst. Let's go America. We're awesome. I mean, I don't want to be number one. one. I do. Yeah. Everyone else in the world knows how to just relax a little bit, not work all the time.

Yes. There's funny memes about us that I come across and like, that's actually true. I want to be number one to something. The country who takes the most vacation days? Switzerland, Sweden, Finland. France. Oh. French.

Did you notice that when you were there? No, because I was at a place where everybody was working. But y'all were all coming from America. You guys are all American. But everybody's working. In France, working. And another interesting stat of heart of the study is that over the course of careers, Americans will let 45 vacation days go unused.

They don't really let us do that here at this job because they know they have to pay for it if they do. So, like, you must use your vacation. I would not use all my vacation if I didn't have to. If it weren't for you guys, I may take like two days off. Thanks. Thanks for doing that. Yeah, you're welcome. So Rolling Stone had an article about country music festivals and how two of them,

them in California have been canceled for this coming spring. And so the question is, are fans getting festival fatigue? And some roaders were talking about it. And they said that, you know, we might be seeing a market correction, but the bubble isn't bursting. And the solution might be to create more of a complete experience that goes beyond music for the fans. I think that after COVID, everybody just got it on the road all at once.

And finally, it's starting to be a bit of, all right, we need to get back to what we normally would do. not so many and just you know regionally one here one there not four here

six there every Ohio small town's got one now because everybody can get to Ohio pretty easy so I would say that the bubble

hasn't burst country music is bigger than pretty much it's ever been except maybe a slight time in the 90s so but yeah I mean there's a lot of festivals

CMA Fest is still good the things they still kill here yeah which speaking of that's airing tonight so we had it go in Nashville a couple weeks ago. A bubbled and burst. Yeah, it was people everywhere,

but everyone can watch it now. It's on ABC 8, 7 Central tonight, or then people can stream it on Hulu and watch it whenever they want, starting tomorrow. You got Jelly Roll and Ashland McBride hosting and every big country star performing. Some of the problems, too, with all these festivals,

they can't get good headliners. Like, they'll be like one, because everybody's doing a show somewhere else. Like, I saw one of the biggest ones had Abby headlining. That one struggled. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, he did okay. Is it just Abby? It was just Abby. Yeah. And it was like, come out to the festival. George Burge.

So, I'm kidding, Abby. All right, there you go. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. There's a really cool nonprofit out of Atlanta

called Move In Day Mafia. And what they do is they take foster kids that have graduated high school and are going to college and they get ahead of them and go to their dorm and they just kind of decorate it however they want, paint the walls, get wallpaper, bring in furniture that they want to make them feel like they're home. Because what happens is when they turn 18, they're age out of the foster care system.

The funding's gone. Sometimes the houses that they live in, they just get kicked out. Like, you don't live here anymore. I'm sorry your time is done here. And they got nothing anymore. So this nonprofit makes them feel like, hey, you're still being taken care of. We got you. And here's your new place.

Because these kids would be going to college with no support at all. Correct. No parents helping out. Nothing. Yeah, that's pretty cool. And probably not something you would think about unless you were either in the system, well, as a kid or even a foster parent. Sure.

But you were a foster parent. I was a foster parent. And you've made me aware of all of this because I would have never thought about that, aging out or aging out of an orphanage. Sure. Where Amy got her kids from an orphanage. Because once you had a certain age, it's not like you can be 24. Lunchbox, how old were you when you live with your parents the last time? I think 25.

You can't do that. You can't do that. It's not always an option. But this is genius too because, yeah, when you go off to college, if they have this opportunity, like, that's what sometimes moms and dads do is they help your dorm room feel good. They get the comfort. They do all the things. And this can help you feel like you've got that support there. Yeah, exactly.

Great story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Unhealthiest snacks on the planet. That list has come out. I did not mean to see this list. I don't want to see this list, but I saw it. I'm going to share it with you and punish you the same way.

Oh, perfect. Because number one is a snack that I used to eat five or six of a day. Like my day wasn't even complete. Heck, lunch didn't start until I had one of these in front of me. Funions? Oh, I did like some funnions. But a little Debbie zebra cake. I would even go to the gas dish and buy them separately.

I'd buy them in boxes. I buy them in boxes first. Because you could get oatmeal pie boxes. You get star crunches. Whist rolls. Oh, my God. The star crunches are legit. And I would get the zebra cakes, little Debbie box.

Awesome. That's the number one worst. Wow. Number two, smuckers, goober grape. Number three, Ritzbits, cheese, sandwich crackers. I've had plenty of those. They're often in green rooms. They're awesome. They're tiny.

They're A plus. Number four, turtle checks mix. And I see why I would like that, but I never get it. It doesn't look a peat. I never want to eat anything with turtle on it, even if turtle means something different. Isn't that just with like the M&Ms mixed in and stuff? Eminem's in like caramel flavor. Yeah.

Oh, that's good. excellent sounding, but calling it turtle I don't like. Turns me off. Number five, Little Debbie Swiss rolls. That's my damn. Number six, Doritos Nacho Cheese. Yes. Number six.

Number seven, Max, salt and vinegar pork skins. Here's the thing about pork rinds. I don't call them pork skins, pork rinds. I only ever want them when I'm on a road trip. And I see them in a gas station. I never buy them anywhere else. My grandma used to eat them, so I'd eat them with her when I was a kid. but I never have the handker room for some pork rinds

I just don't keep them in the pantry never however if I'm in a gas station we're driving Tennessee to Arkansas or to Oklahoma or tech it's like she'll get you some pork rinds for some reason you like the big ones yeah you like the little crunchy ones I like the big ones because you can get some of that soft pork rind yeah I like the soft like cloud pork

not the one that hurts your teeth not the yeah don't like that one very much number eight hostess old-fashioned donuts Number nine, Twix candy bar. That sucks. I love Twix. It's top three. Kit Kat Twix up there in the top. To be clear, we're all still going to eat these, right? Yeah, yeah, for sure. At the same level, I was.

Right. I agree. I'm not having them every single day, but I'm not going to limit because I already knew they weren't good for me. And number 10, chewy dips, chocolate chip granola bar. Oh, that's pretty good. Those are really good. They are really good, and I thought they were kind of healthy. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, granola bar. And it's in that little package and it's next to the protein bars. And I'm like, well,

I could think of other things that should probably be on there before that. No, if it said granola, I'm like, that's healthy. Right. For sure. The blog has a list of the unhealthiest snacks on the planet and zebra cake was at one. Each cake has 320 calories, each cake, 14 grams of fat, 8 grams saturated fat, 150 milligrams of sodium, 47 grams of carbs, and 2 grams of protein. Well, there you go.

Cut off those 2 grams of protein. Eat that. I've been some of that that's factored in there isn't even that type of nutritional value, but like the ingredients that you can't pronounce that are in a lot of it. I can't pronounce a lot of ingredients of the stuff I eat. True. And that's probably a problem. Let's go to AMU at the Morning Corny.

The Morning Corny. Where's the bee's favorite Asian vacation destination? That's this risky. Go ahead. Stingapore. That's funny. That was the Morning Corny. Simplify that.

What's a bee's favorite country? Stingapore. Okay, that's better. Yeah, you don't have to go with all Asian vacation, destination, across the nation, everybody is in relation. I know, but like it. What's a B's favorite country? Singapore, that's good.

Okay, well, sorry. By the way, it's funny. It's funny. I'm going to present a scenario you tell me, if that's crazy or I felt that. Okay, those are your two options. That's crazy or I felt that. A millionaire,

pro golfer set fire to his 1.14 seafront home to spite his estranged wife after their marriage broke down. He told emergency crews, I didn't want that blank to have it. As they battled the blaze on June 25th, the 50-year-old who played at the open, co-owned the house

with his former partner, and sent her messages saying he would burn the house to the ground. He then acted on a threat causing significant of the seat fund property. The court heard the incident. But he didn't want her to have it. She was going to get it. So he didn't want that blank to have it.

That's crazy or I felt that. Amy. That's crazy. You'd pick one. That's crazy. Okay. Better get it. So you kind of felt that.

You can't do both. Okay, that's crazy. I would never burn something down. But like, did you feel it in your core a little bit? No. It's crazy. You're telling me there's not something in your house you wanted to break just so he couldn't have it. Come on.

Break and burn is different. Is that you different? Okay, okay, okay. Eddie? This is a whole house, man. But he's not going to get it. If they get divorced, she gets it. This is 100% crazy.

Like, the whole mentality of like, you can't have this on burning it down. Who does that? I'm sure people think about it. People that are very emotional. But who actually does it? That's crazy. I felt that. You felt that?

I would be so competitive, especially if it were not. If the divorce was in a bad place and we were hating each other and there was threats and she was saying, it's like, all right, let's play ball. But does she get the, if she was supposed to get the house, does she get the insurance money? She didn't get the house. Now she had deal with the trouble of getting the whole thing built up again. I think we all can understand both sides. Sure. Not understand as in both irrational.

I think we all can go, man, that's a crazy thing to do. And also, I understand why they'd feel that way. But I'll learn know which one you felt first. My wife as I felt that. But we're basing it too on the fact that he did it. He didn't think it. He didn't say, he even said he was going to do it, then did it.

He did it. Yeah, again, he follows through. He sounds like he was a real peach to be married to. He talks to the dog and walks the wall. Or was she the one that was the wrong peach. Ding, ding. Or do they find each other? Crazy people usually find crazy people.

So he drove her to that. No, they could. That's crazy or I felt that. I felt that. It seems to me that he's the one that's rich. He's the one that has the money. He's the one that bought that house and loved to be on the ocean. It was like, if I'm not going to be able to spend time there, guess what?

I brought you to where you're at. You ain't going to get to stay there either. Bye-bye. And there had to be something about that house. Oh, my gosh. That meant something or that was used against, they were using it against each other. It's on the water, man. I mean, it's beautiful.

I don't even think that it was a nice house and on the water. I don't think it was just that it was a fun place. Oh. I think it was a per, like that's what she wanted and she was going to get it. It could have been anything. Because there could be, yeah, there's always that it's like that one thing when you're doing the division of the assets. It's like. Tell us more.

Yeah. No, there's. Now, we're listening. Everybody, big question. No, this is reality. It's kind of like if you're dividing up, especially if you've been married for a while, it's like, hey, this is the one thing that's important to me. I would really like it. And you can have this, this, and this if I can just have this.

So what if they, though, want to be a pain in the butt because the divorce is not going well. And they know you want that. And they don't want to care. But they're like, no, I want that. Right. And then the judge goes, good point. give it to them. Do you then burn it? No, you don't burn it. But yeah, it sounds like they're, they had a, you know, tumultrous

relationship. Someone say passionate. But that's arson, right? Like, you can't. Yeah, yeah, that's illegal. Like, that's crazy. That's crazy. Like, just as a crime, that's crazy. But, like, I felt that. You know, or even if someone, this is divorced, but if someone passes away, like when, you know, my sister and Alice, we lost both of our parents. And there's two of us, there's one of them collecting their things. And it's like, you get this. So I'll take that. I mean,

I bet siblings get in fights about certain things too and be like, well, if I can't have it, then nobody's going to have it. That's exactly what it is. If I can't have it, nobody. And you know what that is?

Crazy. That is crazy. Selfish, crazy. It's with people too. And they're like, if I can't have you, then nobody can. So then they stab you or kill you.

Like, stalkers have that. Yeah. If I can't have you, nobody can. Well, that's crazy. I didn't feel that. Yeah, me either.

But like, but like, that's how I don't feel that either. I don't feel that. Do you all know this golfer? No, he had just won a couple. He wasn't like one of the ones. He played in like the...

Eddie, you don't know. And I'm digging into the garbage. Yeah, you don't know his name. I know a lot of golfers. Francis McGuirk. Never heard of it. Exactly. Not a digging into the garbage to get that.

Over some million dollars. McGork? McGurk. McGurke. Yeah, I don't know. There was a painting that was stolen way back in the day from the Renaissance era. And they found it in plastic at a bus stop. Yeah?

It's valued at $32 million. They found it in plastic wrap at a bus stop. Somebody stole it. I don't even know when they stole it. It's called The Rest on the Flight into Egypt is estimated to have been painted around the end of the 1510s. After over 500 years of changing hands, the rest on the flight into Egypt is back on the auction block.

It's already estimated to sell somewhere between 20 and 32 million bucks, and it was just found in plastic at a bus stop. Okay. who got on the bus was supposed to have it with them and they forgot. It's almost like you're, maybe he's like a transporter, like a mule. I would think they ended up buying a crappy painting and just forgot it more than they forgot to carry the painting they were transporting. Oh, I thought maybe like they stole it and they're just like, what is this crap?

I think it's been, it's stolen originally, but I think people went buying it forever. I would imagine that it was left somewhere in a house and a state. Somebody thought it was old and crappy gets donated. Somebody buys up for eight bucks because you don't ever leave a $20 million. or anything. We don't even take the bus if you have a $20 million. I was just going to say if you're doing a $20 million penny, you got a chauffeur.

Yeah, there's no bus involved in that. Well, that's what, if the scenario is that they took it, stole it, and they're trying to stay under the radar they take the bus, but they had other things and they forget it sort of. They would not forget. Oh, they had the milk, the cookies. If they did, they're probably dead now. Any good thief is not forgetting

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