The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Part 2) Amy Practices Singing “Chasing After You” with Eddie + Morgan’s 2 Theory About Lunchbox Being Too Cheap to Be Famous Like Shaq

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

Amy wants to sing “Chasing After You” the next time Ryan is in the studio. But she wants to practice! So, she asks Eddie to try it out with her today. Morgan2 shares a theory about Lunchbox in his one sided feud with Shaq. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and I went up to him, and I just said, are you Raymondo from Bolly Bones? You know, I love the show. And I wasn't going to ask him for a photo or anything, just wanted to say hi. And he insisted me get a photo. He was like, yo, let's get a pic. Like, make sure you jacked me. And so I like snapped a selfie. And then a minute later, he was like, yo, what's going to pick?

And I was like, oh, we already got a lot. And so he was pretty drunk, but it was really funny, and I appreciated his enthusiasm for meeting me. No, we're a couple days late on this, but did you have a good weekend? Definitely did. We were celebrating my wife's four-year cancerversary, so I might have celebrated it a little bit harder than she did, but yeah, it was a blast. Well, it's hard to make fun of you now. I know. I know.

Well, deserved. Good for you, buddy. Is that your move, though, to go up to people and see if they want a pick? No, no, no. I believe she maybe was awkward at first, and so then I was like, let's get a pick. That normalizes everything, so that's probably what I went with. But then I did it twice, so that's embarrassing. But it was for a good reason.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, I can't really say anything. That's a good one. Okay, by the way, congratulations to your wife. Thank you. Four years, cancer-free. Yeah. I'll watch the video of her ringing the bell.

I mean, we lived it with you, but we didn't live it near like you did. Yeah, it was cool. We're really happy. That's fantastic. All right, let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. What do you call someone who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor.

What? Ramen hood. I love it. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That was the morning corny. Ryan Hurd is coming in soon. You may know Ryan Hurd from this number one song right here.

So that's Ryan Hurd and his wife, Marin Morris. And it's always been a dream of Amy to sing that song with Ryan Hurd. And so, we're going to ask him when he comes up. but Amy has requested. Well, I need to rehearse. I have to practice. And Eddie, he can sing, and he's also good at impersonating artists, so I thought he could just be Ryan.

Oh. So we could practice because, like, I have one shot. And I don't want to be nervous. I want to. You compete for a scholarship, a record deal, or what? You have one shot. I don't know. Oh, you never know.

Here is Amy. Eddie, will you do this? Yeah, sure. What is your impression of Ryan Howard? I don't know. What am I going to do? That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Yeah, it's Ryan Hurd. Yeah. Let's go out. just the number one hit chasing after you with Amy as Marin and Eddie as Ryan heard. We've never done this. Correct. Yeah, no. Here we go.

Hey, y'all. I don't think that's part of the song. Okay. Are you rapping it? Let's do this. You come over when your wine's all gone. Always catch me when I'm not that strong.

Then you wind up staying. all night long Ain't nothing new It's good Then I wake up with you on my chest You got a way of making me forget Girl with you the answer is always yes Every time you call

Here go Amy But I know yeah I know It's a matter of time Till you walk Until you walk back up my dad Standing in your lonely feeling like a fool Every time, every time you say we're done You come back to the love you were running from

Don't know why, don't know why I let you, but I do Because I love chasing after you Oh, your part, Amy Wish I could quit you but it feels to... Wait, wait, wait, wait, no. Where? No. Wish I could quit you, but it feels to. good. If I could turn you off, you know I would.

Oh, boy. You fixed that one. Oh, no. Do I need Brian? It's a little higher. What? It's higher? Here we go. And I know it's a matter of time. Stop, stop. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

See, this is why I need Ryan. I need Ryan. But you had a-well, whoa, I am Ryan. I know, but let's my own verse. Here. Coach me. Give me that. Okay. Oh, here we go. Here we go. I'll be Marin. Just start it over.

I don't want to go from the very beginning, but just skip it. Do you think you can grab the chorus? Yeah, totally. Okay. Okay. Okay. But I know, man. Oh, I'm ready.

Okay. But I know, and I know it's a matter of time. Till you walk, till you walk back out of my mind. Leave me stand. You got to get up like that. You got to find that. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Higher. Go. Go. Go. Don't know why. Don't know why you stay.

We got some more today. All right. You come back. I'm lower, though. I'm not a high. But the song is hot. It's in that. Yeah, Marin sings high.

Well, you don't have to go quite there. Where? But push it a little bit. Like, which, where am I? So push it, like, from the ass. You're not singing loud. I wish I could quit. But it feels too good.

If I could turn it off, you know I would. That's it, go. But something about you makes me think we could. Make it after all. Yeah, I know. But don't start doing that thing where you feel like, you start to feel insecure about it. So then you start freestyling to be funny. That kills the vibe of a song about love.

Okay. I'd rather you sing it bad and still have that passion. Like when I'm singing in my car, I am like a soft mare and I'm like, yeah, I know, yeah, I know. It's a matter of time till you walk, do you walk back? And that's fine right there, but you don't have the music with you and you're not on key. You're not. You just need practice, Amy. That's why we're doing.

That's what we're doing. And I'm going to practice every day until. Go home right now. Right now. Don't even finish the show. Go home and practice. Yeah. Okay.

You got this. Just keep practicing. Yeah, no. Yeah, I know. It's a matter of time. Do you walk? Till you walk right out of my life. I don't hear the passion.

I just don't hear the passion or the pushing. It's subtle. It's subtle passion. Eddie's dominating you in the song. He's supposed to be subtle too. But it's Ryan's song. I don't hear the passion of the pushing. If you want to do it, I need you to focus and passion push.

Wow. Pee. Passion push. Okay, thank you. We feel good? Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.

Not really? We have to work every day. Well, what was that? How are you going to look in this? Okay. I was just doing Ryan for a second. Let's play it now. We're going to play the song now.

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Well, I'm very excited for Ryan Hurd to be here now, especially after hearing that song again in its entirety. And Amy was singing along with it the entire time as well. I'm very excited about it. I'm very excited about that. Let me go over and talk to Bryn, who is on the phone. I think she lives in Texas. Hey, Bryn, welcome to the show. What would you like to say?

Morning studio. Morning. I just wanted to say that I live in Texas and we had horrible storms all night long. and I have three little ones and overslept and slept and slept through my alarm. My husband has the flu. And that last little bit with the singing and Eddie and Amy just made me smile. Like I'm driving my little one to school right now and he is in the backseat and he was just like, is that Bobby? Is that Bobby?

Like, yes, it's the Bobby Bumbo. But it started my day off good and thank you. Thank you for having a happy morning after a long, long night. I appreciate that. We were just talking, too, about the storms here in the studio. I mean, Amy and Eddie, I guess Amy grew up there, but then Eddie and I lived in Central Texas for many, many, many years, and we were talking about, you know, the tornadoes being there.

And last we saw, and I don't know if there's been a correct, but nobody died. Last we checked. This morning from Governor Abbott was that he was surprised or thankful that there wasn't any deaths. Probably both. Both, yes. So just for everybody that went through that, man, that is really unfortunate. But if nobody died, that is a little glimmer of light there at the end of that. But appreciate that call.

Hope you have a great morning and we'll end it there. I do want to say the next segment, though, a woman is hospitalized because she's not yet comfortable with her boyfriend. Interesting. She was hospitalized because she's not comfortable to be herself with her boyfriend. Okay. I'll tell you exactly what that means. Can't wait. In the next segment.

Hold on a minute. Got a tweet here from somebody named DJ Greg M. He says, hey, with all due respect to Amy, well, you never like when someone starts off with that. That's not good. Never good. Because there's never respect in it. Yeah. It's like when someone goes, hey, no offense.

I'm going to be offended if you tell me no offense. Right. Not to be rude, but. You're going to be rude. That's right. He writes, with all due respect to Amy, she's great. But after all these years of listening to the Bobby Bone show, how has nobody ever told her? She's tone deaf. Well, no, y'all tell me that.

Asking for a friend. Okay. DJ... I don't think we say you're tone deaf. Well... Because every once in a while, you chase it a little bit. Okay. Like, you almost get there.

Okay, so I get a little lucky from time to time, but we know I can't sing. It's just, I wish I could. None of us are wonderful singers. Yeah. The person that somewhat can is Eddie. And even then I'm not that good. So we get it. We're just a dopey little radio show.

Yeah, just trying to do what we love. And I love to sing. So here we go. There's this woman. She has been hospitalized with trapped gas because she's not yet on farting terms with her boyfriend. Oh. And she's in the hospital.

She woke up at 5.30 a.m. with severe stomach pains and ended up in the hospital. She says, now, hey, listen, I'm okay. But it's just an accumulation of trapped. gas and then she advises her female fans, girls, don't be ashamed to pass gas in front of your guy because what's really embarrassing is not letting your guy sleep because you're in discomfort, then going to the hospital with your guy, and then the diagnosis being trapped parts. Yeah, it kind of got worse for her. This happened to me when we were dating, my wife and I.

You went to the hospital? No, no, I didn't have to go to the hospital, but we were, our first road trip ever, we had a drive from Houston to Austin, and I was in the front seat, and I'm like, I got a fart. I got a fart so bad. My stomach hurts so bad. I acted like I was sick and I fell asleep in the back seat. I rolled the window down and just let it rip. Why not pull over and be like, hey, I really need some atomic fireballs from the gas station.

And then we would have stopped like every five minutes. And it's not that far. Houston Austin. I don't know. That's still three and a half hours. But pulling over for a snack or something would make sense. Yeah, like I really would like some circus peanuts. You know, those big foamy ones that are.

Because, I mean, for her sleep, that's, you know, possibly eight hours long. Like that's way longer than a little road trip. But also, like, she could get up and leave the room. I, yes, absolutely. Yeah, she made some bad decisions. Sure. I don't like to pass gas with Kate. Sometimes it just happens when I sleep.

I don't like that. Me either, whatever. Yeah. And so, but I also like to be spooned at night. I like to be a little spoon. I've admitted it. I like to be a little spoon. And so she will put her arm over me.

And then I just, I work hard that nothing. happens back there. I'll work really hard and sometimes my stomach hurts, but I make sure it doesn't happen. Good. But I know once I fall asleep, she lets go and she goes back to her part of the bed. That's when you can let her rip. I don't know, but she tells me I'm like a motorboat. Okay, guys. And she also tells me when I fall asleep that I speak in my dreams very effeminently. Like all of a sudden, I have an effeminate voice in my... So when the two combine are you like, my stomach hurts? Oh, now you want to get funny.

You're just telling us guys, don't make jokes. And all of a sudden, you want to go in there? A woman got a random guy's name tattooed on her butt a decade ago, and now she wants to find him. Oh. The problem with this is he probably doesn't want to be found. Imagine, Amy, imagine you're married to a guy. Then all of a sudden, someone's in the news trying to find him because back in the day, she tattooed his name on her butt. And you didn't know about this till now.

And now it's in the news. Yeah. I mean, it could be funny. Your husband won't think it's funny. I would think maybe the wife wouldn't. You got some girl tattooed your name? Yeah, because, well, I need to know. What's the backstory?

How did this happen? And why? Well, apparently she's been drinking. She's 32 years old now. She's trying to track down a random guy named Daniel Ford with an e. Like, she throws one out there. Wow. And imagine this is your husband and you see this. Oh, my gosh.

Ten years ago, she got his name tattooed on her buttocks. She was on vacation with her friends. They had been drinking, met up with a group of guys at a tattoo shop. I mean, that's all that happened. and it's innocent. He offered to pay for the tattoo, so she went for it, and that's the last time she saw him. Oh.

She was even dating someone else back then. Oh, that didn't go well. How much did you have to drink to do that? A lot. Just a random person you're not even dating? And how much regret in the morning when you're like, oh, my gosh, I got this tattoo? I would think there's regret, period,

if you get one on your butt for a minute, because you have to sit? That's probably a tough one. It's got to hurt. Because you've got to sit all the time. Also, what if he's not married, and she finds him, and they end up dating.

It could happen. I would think odds are the other. He's probably, he reads this. Or he's listening to the show right now, and he's like, what? Oh, no, no, no, no. He turns it down real quick. Oh, no, no. Hey, it's Bobby Bones.

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I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Would it be annoying if everybody on the plane was singing Baby Shark? Yes. 100%. me in my head the rest of the time.

Well, that happened last week. The entire plane was singing baby shark. And if people sing that, it stays in your head. And sometimes you may be annoyed, but that is not the case here. This group of flyers came together to help a baby, young kid. The entire plane started singing the song because the kid was just crying. And the mom's like, the only thing you likes the baby shark. Here, listen to this.

Oh, that's cute. He said, I like it now. Yeah. The little boy calmed down, and then his father threw up the peace sign to cut this song. He's like, got it. You can cut now. And so the kid then fell asleep. Pretty cool.

I love that. And that song will now be in my head in Thursday. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. All right, let's get over and check on the news. Bobby's Big. Stories. A drunk driving suspect who told Florida cops that she had not

consumed alcohol, was contradicted by her own nine-year-old son, who declared from the car's back seat, mom, you can't lie to the police. You did drink. Dang. I sorry, it is. But also, in what way? The kids in the back and she was drinking and driving. And he had to tell on his mom. Not that he told.

It's just a weird story because nobody was hurt. It's slightly less sad. And you're also happy that the cop got her in time. And it's funny the kid told on her, but it's sad. the overarching. I have a whole range of emotion. I'm a basket of emotions right now at this one. According to investigators,

Kristen, a 49-year-old teacher, narrowly avoided striking a police car as she drove around 2 a.m. The cop car, with its lights flashing, had pulled over to handle an unrelated incident. Oh, wow. She almost had a lit-up car. Dang.

When deputies approached the car, they spotted her son, who was not wearing a seatbelt. Officers noticed that Wiley's eyes were watery and red, and there was a strong odor of alcoholic beverage. When asked if she had been drinking, she said no. That's when the son replied, Mom, you can't lie to police, you did

drink. Yeah, I think it's more sad, but I'm just happy they didn't hit anybody, and that allows for a story for you to go, wow, a kid told on his mom. But, man, she must have been blitzed if she almost hit a cop car that was, that's from the smoking gun. And also,

that kid will be traumatized from this a bit. I mean, I have situations in my life from being a kid and knowing remembering stuff like this happening to me. I didn't ever tell him a mom. I even knew then, right or die. You knew what to do? That's what I was going to ask if you ever would.

You wouldn't have done that? Never. Never. Never. Well, but yeah, proud of that kid for doing that. Because that could change her life. That could, like, she could get the help she needs. You know, I'm proud of me. Well, yeah, I'm proud of you for other things.

My nine-year-old self is now jealous of the kid. A U-Haul with $250,000 in Yeezys is stolen. A stolen U-Haul with a quarter million dollars in new Adidas shoes was found by Portland police. They then arrested. a 26-year-old man. The U-Haul was stolen sometimes Saturday night. Inside the truck

were 1100 pair of Yeezys. Wow. That's worth money. That's a lot of money. I know it's funny because, again, it's yeasies. They're like, ha-ha, I stole Kanye shoes. But it's like stealing anything else of value. The suspect, Robert Cross,

was arrested by officers from the North Precinct. He was taken to jail. On Monday, no complaint. It's from K-O-I-N-6 News. But he could have really made some good money off those. That's probably market value. That's probably

a retailer value. Probably hop on a stock X and double that up. We feel bad for the guy now if we're not getting away with it. We're like, dang. This story was wild. We saw it yesterday,

maybe even during the show, that plane crash in China. Oh, yeah. Maybe we were doing the post show and we saw the clip of the plane fly over and it crashed. It was a big plane too.

A Boeing 737 operated by China, Eastern Airlines, crash Monday, there were 132 people on board. It was traveling from two places in China. I don't, I'm not familiar with. But, you know, it's a big plane that you rarely see crash down. That's from Bloomberg.

I did think, too, for a second about that time traveler that said there would be a plane that went missing. And then people would come back and go, hey, we're fine. They were like, well, you were gone three hours, but no, you were actually gone a month. Remember the story? Yeah. But then that's not what happened here. But as soon as I saw it, I was like, well, what if that guy's telling the truth? Wish that would have been what happened.

But that is crazy when a big commercial plane goes down. It's crazier that that doesn't happen more. I don't even understand airplanes. I don't know how you can get that much metal in the sky and feel safe about it. Okay, two times that I face death head on and I just go for it. Wait, what? Every time I take off in an airplane, I'm like, this could be it. So I'm like, I know that maybe I just think that.

And I just am like, well, I got to get to where I'm going. And that's one example. Second is anytime I have my neck popped or adjusted before he pops me, I'm like, you know what, this could be it. That one I'm not okay with. I don't sign up for that. Yeah. I feel like even the pilots before they go up, they're like, here we go again. You think so?

I hope not. Let's see if this works. Oh. I don't understand the physics of it. I hope they're a little more confident than that. I can't believe you can get that much metal up in the sky. Pilots are confident. Like, there's no reason why it shouldn't work.

I think they're more shocked. Did they say why the plane crash? Mike, do they have any idea? That story specifically is quite tragic. But just airplanes in general freak me out, and I fly all the time, and I feel like every time's going to be a crash. I was watching a clip on an airplane yesterday, a Southwest flight, and I posted it on my Twitter, and I posted,

this guy does not know Jesus or needs to be reintroduced to him. And I wonder, he was going crazy on the flight. Like, chubby, white guy with a beard, kind of rednecky, and he's like screaming the F word at this woman. I'm going to play a small clip of it. Here you go. You started running your mouth when I was on my phone. I didn't.

I'm talking to you, did I? Della! We have killed me! And then he starts trying to threaten and beat up everybody on the plane. And I believe they're in the air air, which is why they don't take them. Yeah, which is why they don't take them off the plane. And he went on forever. And he's threatening guys just standing around making sure the woman doesn't get beat up.

Oh, my God. But I wonder if this guy, today wakes up and goes I wish I wouldn't have done that or if he's like no I stand by that I don't know you hope that he wakes up with regret investigators are

what is this the plane crash or that story Mike okay yeah I saw you can sit on my Twitter if you want Mr. Bobby bones I'm just blown away by people and their actions he knows it's being recorded he just can he doubles down and then troubles down and it's just awful I was driving the other day and I felt like this woman almost hit me

And then she pulled out her phone to record me while she's driving. She's a fan? No! No! No! The opposite! You're like, I wish! I think she almost hit me, and then for some reason, I don't know why. She pulled out her phone and I started recording me in my car. Weird. Like she was recording me driving, gonna send me into the TV police or something.

Huh. Because she thought you almost hit her? Yeah, and I didn't. She almost hit you. Yeah. She almost hit me. And so she started recording me. I waved at her. Hi. She didn't expect that about it.

I feel like it's when someone does a mugshot for something that's not. not super bad and they smile. I always like that's funny. I wanted to be like happy on this shot in case they ever get, they used it on the news. All right, that's the news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's Big. Stories. We always talk about how we want to better our lives.

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I think Eddie went hard last night. He just walked out and walked in with another water? Yeah. Big birthday celebration? No, I think it's just allergies. Like something's up with my throat. It woke up like this. I woke up like this.

Lunchbox has allergies when it comes back from Vegas every time. Yeah, no, I didn't go to Vegas. Vegas kills me. Those allergies and Vegas are bad. Uh-huh. Top three songs in country music. Let's go. Number three, Miranda Lambert and El King, drunk and I don't want to go home.

Number two, Sam Hunt, 23. And Sam Hunt just puts that jams. Yeah. Over and over again. I don't know how he does it. It's just one after the other, after the other. And he writes all these, right? Yeah, I believe so.

And number one, Cody Johnson, till you can't. If you got a chance, take it. Hey, I want to go to this call real quick from Desiree in Louisiana, which, by the way, congratulations to Cody Johnson. Love that song's number one. Wonderful song. Desiree, talk to me for a second. Morning, Bobby. Morning studio.

Morning. Okay, so Bobby, you're freaking me out. My husband and I are supposed to get on a flight tomorrow, and I heard about the China thing yesterday. I know how you feel about flying. We're supposed to fly tomorrow, and we are both, like, freaking out. So I don't know what we should do. Go ahead. Go ahead.

I'm going to preface this by saying I earned a trip to the Dominican Republic. That's where we're supposed to go. And it's five days. It's going to be awesome. But I'm losing my, you know what. So I lose my, you know what, every time. I hate flying, but I have to do it all the time, 150 times a year at least. Now, I have to talk to myself from my rational voice,

which goes that plane crash in China was terrible and the reason it's news is because it never happens if those happened all the time it wouldn't be as big of a news story it also didn't happen here in the States I don't know the difference

but it also because it didn't happen here it doesn't feel as close dumb of me to think but I have to go there are far less plane crashes than car wrecks I have to walk myself through every part of that so I don't irrationally become you Desiree

because real easily I can do that 150 times a year. So, enjoy your trip. You can sit there and be white knuckled the whole flight, but it's going to be worth it when you get there and have a great time. And you can white knuckle the way back, too. But you'll be fine. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. I know, you'll be fine. Desry, you'll be fine. I promise. I promise. What airline are you flying, Desry? United. Yeah. You'll be fine. What airline were you looking for in that question? Amy's like, well, that's good. I mean, I don't know.

I just, there might be. I promise you, you'll be fine. Because I have to promise myself that I'll be fine. The reason that these are in the news is because they never happen. Now, when I hit turbulence, I think that's it. But then, you know what, we get out of the turbulence. And then we continue on. I've never not landed.

Yes. That's true. That's true. So you're going to be fine. I promise. And I'm going to play this back for me in my ears. next time I freak out. And I don't know the statistics on this, but you know, there's that saying of like it's actually

more dangerous your drive from your house to the airport than your flight. So just think about that. The reason, though, that I don't, and I understand, statistically correct. But if I wreck my car, I don't drop 20,000 feet to my death. Yeah, but you know. If I wreck my car, for the most part, I'm like, oh, man, that sucks. All right, but let me get out and walk on the ground. Don't you know someone from college that was in a plane crash that survived?

And a lot of people died. But they survived. No, but their accident was on the ground, though, right? Yeah, they overshot the run. They landed in a storm over. But it doesn't matter. We're not helping at all. She's like, oh my gosh.

I mean, she's not flying on like DR air, you know. She might have to when she gets there. You're fine, Desiree. I promise on my life you're fine. Okay, well, I need you to take care of my kids if I don't come back. All right, write that down, Ray. How old are they, by the way, first? You're going to laugh.

They're 24 and 20. Oh, good. That's perfect. I only have one to mildly take care of until they hit 21. Other ones are all good by now. All right, Desiree, have a great trip. You deserve it. Yeah, you earned it.

It's okay to be scared. I'm scared, but it's not okay to not do it. And that's just in life. It's okay to be scared to do all kinds of stuff. But it's not okay to wimp out. So go do your deal. I'm definitely a fear-based anxiety person. Same, so.

Same, bro. Okay, well, I'm going to call you next week and let you know how it was. All right. Thank you. Bye. Thank you, guys. You're welcome. See you later. I feel like pilots, we can't see it, but I feel like they dab each other every time they land.

They're like, oh, another one. Wow. They say a prayer. Well, they're like, oh, we did it. Oh, God. All right. We'll be right back. HelloFresh offers delicious, easy to prepare recipes and convenient doorstep delivery, plus calorie smart and carb smart options, too, to make eating, well, easier than ever. Get 16 free meals plus three gifts with code Bone 16. Hellofresh.com slash bone 16. Okay, I want to go over to Morgan who wants to share a little something here.

Morgan, what's your story? Well, I have a theory that lunchbox is too cheap to be famous like Shaq. Oh, that's interesting because he's jealous of Shaq because Shaq goes out and does things, then it makes the news. Yes. Like he bought somebody a truck once, Shaq did. He bought some on a laptop and a store. I bought someone on an engagement ring because he was in the store

when the person was looking to buy their girl in engagement ring. And so what is your beef with check? He just does this for attention. It's so annoying. It's like he acts like it's random. Oh, I just happened to buy this. And oh, I just happened to buy this family a truck and a van. I mean, it's just gross.

But aren't you doing it for attention to? No, I am, but I'm saying, just say you're doing it for attention. Don't act like it's random. Say, hey, I'm going to do this for attention. I'm going to go in here. I'm going to buy this guy's engagement ring because I know he's here. What if he says, not that he's doing it for attention, but he's purposefully looking for people to help.

but then that makes the news? I don't believe that. Okay. Morgan, why do you think lunchbox is too cheap to actually get this thing? Excuse me. Well, I got a message on Instagram from a listener named Maggie. She saw Lunchbox in the Wild and told him that if he bought dinner for their group, then they would call into the news and celebrate him just like Shaq.

But Lunchbox declined. Huh. Do you remember this? Yeah, I remember it. But that's been your dream. Yeah, yeah, I understand that. She said they would call. But I don't think, I mean, would she really called?

She had like six beer glasses in front of her. Like, so I don't. That's who would call. Yeah. You'll never believe it. Yeah. So I don't know if she'd even remember that I bought her dinner. And they already, two of them already had dinner in front of them.

So I was like, you already ate. I'm not going to buy you a meal to take home. It was just a weird situation. And I'm not, I don't have Shaq's money, guys. Well, but you're not buying her truck. Yeah, you're buying her meal. The meal. Yeah.

She didn't seem like she had any poll. You didn't trust her. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't trust her at all. Like, she seemed like, eh, she's kind of flaky. Like, she's not really going to call the news. Because she had six beers in front of her.

You think she was flaky? Yeah. Like, she was going to forget. Like, you know how people forget when you drink a lot? You're like, ah, I wouldn't remember who bought me lunch or dinner or whatever. And so I just didn't think it was going to happen. And I'm sorry that I don't have shack money. I can't buy everybody.

But that's not shag money. That's one person. And your goal has been to get someone to call the news. Four. Four times that. Oh, I was waiting for like 12. That's what normal.

That's a normal dinner for. A Mercedes van. That's Shaq Money. And yours is a tabletop of four? Uh, yeah. Okay. That's your answer? Oh, yeah.

I mean, it's a lot of time. Okay, Morgan, thank you. We see that he's not committed. No, I am committed, guys. Okay. Thank you, Lunchbox. Thanks Maggie for that stupid message. I mean, Mackey could have, even if she didn't call the news, she could call in and be like,

look what Lunchbox said. It'd be on here. I can come on here and tell you I bought lunch on someone. But it's different. Hey guys, guess what? Yesterday I bought lunch for someone. Guess what? That doesn't make me famous.

The news has to do a story on it. No, it hits different if a listener calls in and says it about you instead of you saying it about yourself. That's true. Hey, guys, I went to PetSmart yesterday and guess what I did. You got a dollar. Did you do that yesterday? No. Okay, but see, right.

We don't believe you. And you only do that so they ring the bell for you. That's right. I do. They ding the ding, ding, whatever. Do you do anything? Do you wave or anything like? Put your hand up.

I want everybody to know. Good job, buddy. One of the questions I get asked most by listeners is, hey, we're coming to Nashville. Where can I see famous people? And the first thing I say is never expect to see them on the weekends because most artists, not always, but most, that's when they make their money. They're out on the road. And never expect to see them in the places that the Internet tells you to go if you're coming to Nashville. Because they're not going to go to Broadway or to the real touristy places.

So that's what I tell them not to go. There are some places you could always check out, but Eddie and Ramundo both ran into a celebrity in the wild accidentally. Eddie, you're first. I'm telling you. Don't say which one, though. I won't. You're not saying who? Oh, I'll say who.

No, no, which location. Oh, okay. Yeah. If you want to come to Nashville and see a celebrity, you need to go to Target and park right in front of the door and watch everyone go in and out of the store. I guarantee you will see someone because I saw Hillary Scott L.A. Come on. I was with my son. I was with my son and we're waiting to pick up something.

And they said, hey, just pull up to the front and we'll bring it out to you. I mean, I sat right by that crosswalk. Just watched everyone go in and out. And I'm like, hey, look, son, that's Hillary from Lady A. He goes, that's Lady A. I'm like, yeah, Google her. We Googled her. He's like, that sure is, Dad.

That's amazing. Pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, Target, I would say, what day of the week was it? It was a Sunday, Sunday evening. Oh, so she maybe got, if she had been gone, she's back in town. Where's the picture? I don't take pictures. Oh, my goodness.

No. Why would I? Yeah. What's that picture going to do? Prove it? I mean, I can say I saw anybody. But we believe him. That's not...

I wouldn't make that up. Who did you see, lunchbox? I saw George Strait, Garth Brooks, and Taylor Swift. Where? Together? They were all three grocery shopping at the Kroger. I won't say what location. Together or like randomly?

They all three walked out. It was first Garth walked out, then George walked out, and then Taylor walked out. It was crazy. So he's lying. Yes, he is. And I told my son. son. I said, hey, look, that's George, that's Garth, and that's Taylor. And he goes,

really? I said, yeah, Google him. And he did, and there they were. Okay, but Eddie, yours is making fun of me. Mine's a true story. We believe you. Thank you. Ray Mundo, tell us your story. Yeah, I was at Red Door Saloon and these couple ladies down on their luck. They're in their 50s, I would say. They hadn't had a good... Well, they said they'd paid like $1,000 down town at overpriced drinks. And I said, well, you're at the right

spot at Red Door. Prices are discounted. And I said, and I guarantee you in the next hour, your luck's going to change. Because I bet a country artist is going to walk in. So we started the clock for an hour. And it was like 30 minutes in, and a lesser name country artist came in. Her name is Nora Collins.

Not very well known. She has like 20,000 Insta. And I go, let's keep waiting it out. I guarantee, this is a bar known. Miranda and Blake met there. So it is a huge mecca of country artists. What do you know? 45 minutes in?

Kip Moore, baby. That's a good one. That's cool. That's a good one. And I got videos, so. See, that's what I'm talking about. Why would you take video? We don't question it.

I'm always recording, so I remember it in the morning. Oh, just for your own notes. Did you say hi to Kip? Yeah, I was talking to him, video him. He was talking to him. He was talking to him. You were videoing him while you were talking to him? Yeah, I did one of the fakes where I acted like I was doing a picture.

And I was like, it's a video. It's a video. And then I was recording the whole time. Oh, my gosh. See, we don't want to annoy them like that. Yeah, they don't want to hang out with us. Okay, so there you go. Target, red door.

Very different lives here. Did you see anything? What was Hillary Scott getting from Target? I don't know. She was walking out with the cart. Whatever was in the cart. She was walking out. Did you watch her go to what kind of car?

I didn't watch her go to her car. And if he did... Why would I? Follow her home. Where's her house? I don't think he would share what her car. What's her license place? No.

It's like, why do I care of that? I mean, that's crazy, dude. I mean, that's the interesting stuff people want to know. They want to know, like, what was she wearing? Like, what? I don't remember. Guys, maybe a sweater. I never thought to myself, I wonder when she was wearing.

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and went, er, er! Didn't know how to get into gear, so I got it out, ran on foot, police called him. Yeah, some standards now don't look like standards. I mean, how you think of the big stick shift, right? Yeah. I could see breaking into a car, and not understanding it because it's got some sort of weird shifting thing. But also, if I was going to be a good car thief, I would study how to drive a standard.

Like, I feel like you need to have the whole knowledge of how to steal. Yeah. Because now they have cars with just the buttons, you know? Like, you hit the button twice and it goes to drive. Well, that's another thing that's not a standard. Like, sometimes they're putting the P, the R, the D, and play. Like, in the summer. In different orders.

So everybody out there, the steals cars, listen to me. I need you to go home today. I need you to go on the internet and study the different ways. Yeah. Yeah, or at least if you've spotted a car you want to steal, just a quick Google search. That's true, too. Like, what are the options? Yeah. I feel like we approach these stories in ways that other people wouldn't have.

I think most people would have said, like, ooh, bad move, don't steal. And we're like, okay, there's a breakdown in how to steal these days. You did it all wrong, man. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. All right, so my fantasy is to have a panic room in my house. I think some people's a little kinkier, but mine is to have a panic room built into my house

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I don't know how you buy one. You have to build it in your house. Yeah. Otherwise, it's like building a deck. Maybe you can just pre-order all the things you need for your room. Can you get that in tractor supply? You can get everything in a tractor supply. I wish they would have panic rooms in tractor supply.

So panic rooms are being put in I would love it I have not inquired about getting one put into the house I don't even know where we put it You could maybe just turn a closet that you have Turn it into a panic room The problem is I can't afford any of my own closet space Closets two full of shoes and clothes

Got it. And if I did that it'd be a closet In another part of the house And I don't have when you panic You don't run across the house to panic Well you might have to No you need to panic go right into it Well then figure it out

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