The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Part 2: Morgan's Airplane Incident + Lunchbox's Teacher Gift Drama

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

Find out what happened when Morgan witnessed a wild incident on an airplane this weekend! It led us to discuss unspoken rules about saving seats on Southwest Flights. Plus, Lunchbox's son just graduat...ed Pre-K and his wife wants to give the teacher an end of year gift, but he doesn't think it's necessary. We share our thoughts and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:37 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey guys, Bobby here. Just letting you know we're doing something a bit new with the podcast. So if you missed part one, go listen to it. First part of the show.
Starting point is 00:01:54 This is part two. So we were doing the deal where we'd put up the early bird for the people to listen early and then we put up the whole podcast. So we're not doing that. Now we're putting up two parts. So nothing's duplicated.
Starting point is 00:02:06 And hopefully you guys like this way that way you're not listening to the whole long podcast and having to find the point that you missed out on. We'll see what people think. But just trying to make your listening experience more of joy. Thank you. And here is part two of today's show. There's no Amy today, so I'm going to do The Morning Corny.
Starting point is 00:02:25 I got a few that I've been sitting on for a while. Just for when I got my big shot. All right, here we go. The Morning Corny. There was a king once who was 12 inches tall. Terrible King. Great ruler. Nice. I'll get it.
Starting point is 00:02:43 12 inches, the ruler. When my grandmother turned 70, she started walking two miles a day. She's 75 now. We have no idea where she is. No. Is that math? Is there math involved in this? No, no, listen again.
Starting point is 00:02:56 These are a little next level as compared to normal 40s. Yeah, Amy's are real simple, dude. Here we go. When my grandmother turned 70, she started walking two miles a day. She's 75 now. We have no idea where she is. Nothing, huh? Okay, fine.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Lush Fox, what do you got? I'm trying to, I'm piecing it together. So she went walking for two miles. You got nothing, bones. That's okay. So she'd be two miles away. I don't know, man. Okay, what do you call a dog who can do magic?
Starting point is 00:03:29 What do you call a dog that can do magic? Alabricadabrador. Okay. See, that's easier. I had to really go to the box. Okay. Two fish and a tent. tank. One turns to the other and says, how do you drive this thing?
Starting point is 00:03:43 Ah, a tank. Oh, a tank. I don't think lunchbox has got any of them. No, I got the Labaradabra. What is it called? Labyrinth. Labricadabra. Labricadabra. That's why. You got another one? Yeah, I can give you, this is after dark, so I'm going to bleep it out.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Oh, this is my kind of. To hear it, you've got to go to the podcast, the Bobby Monscho podcast. Okay. You can laugh. You can do whatever. But we'll bleep it at the appropriate time. But to hear the joke, because I know kids are listening, go to the podcast. Here we go. Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles and glitter? No.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Pretty nuts. There we go. Thank you. That was the morning corny. I'll be here all. Well, today. At least today. I think it's every guy's dream.
Starting point is 00:04:36 It could be women's dream, too, but I know all my dude friends. it's all their dream to be called in. Like they're sitting at a sporting event, like a major league baseball game or NFL. And all of a sudden they, we need somebody. And they look up in the stands and they see you and you're like, I can do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:51 And you go down and you perform. Like that's every dude's dream. Yes. So this kind of happened. And I'm going to start off Dude News with this story. So there's a professional golfer, C.T. Pan. He's golfing. It's big golf tournament
Starting point is 00:05:09 And his caddy slips and falls on the third hole Oh my goodness So he needs a caddy so he grabs a random fan Oh my god, this is amazing And he comes out He holds the bag for him Here's a clip They actually brought in a random person
Starting point is 00:05:25 From the gallery Yeah this is allowed You can take anybody at any point in time What a nice man to help out For an honor for him as well And gosh our best wishes go out to fluff Come on. Hey, you got to find someone like kind of in shape, though, right?
Starting point is 00:05:41 Who cares? You're a fan next thing you know you're catting for a pro golfer. I'm talking about the golfer. You don't want like a 50, 60 year old man carrying your bag. Like, oh, hey, hurry up, man. 50's your age. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're acting like 50s a hundred.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Dude, you're, you're 45. I know, I'm 5 years away. You're closer to 50 than you are to 40 and you're making fun of a 50 year old. I think you have this idea in your head. Yeah, I didn't realize that. Yeah. Because I could totally do this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:05 But imagine that you're just a fan watching. It's like me, Caddy, for you? Now, now, if he wins the whole thing, do you get paid? You know, they usually give Caddy 10%. Yeah. I thought that was a cool story. That's so cool. Dude news.
Starting point is 00:06:19 All right, dude news, Eddie. Over to you. All right, so Michael Jordan, he has, like, the all-time basketball sports trading card. Like, you know about this memorabilia stuff. Well, he just broke his own record. There's a new all-time highest-selling Michael Jordan card. It's an autograph, 2003, 2004, upper-deck autograph with a patch of the NBA. logo? Logo man. It went
Starting point is 00:06:38 for $3 million. Dude, how does someone buy something like this? They bid on it. That's crazy. The Logo Man part of it is they cut the logo off the jersey, like that he wore. Yeah. And so that, any logo man card is extremely valuable. And that's the actual NBA logo. Yes, from a jersey
Starting point is 00:06:59 that he was wearing. Yeah, and it's autograph. Yeah. Yeah, went for $2.9 million. That is wild. Including the buyer. premium. Would you buy that? I mean, I'm not saying that kind of money on that. Assuming you had that kind of money. I got a lot. I've been doing, I mean, I mean, it's one of one too. That means it's really good? It's only one.
Starting point is 00:07:21 I mean, there's only one made. That's why. I mean, dude, that's awesome. That's crazy that it's maybe $3 million for hard. That's all right, hey, but that's dude news. Dude news. Lunchbox. Oh, we got sad dude news here, man. They're supposed to be an awesome boxing match between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul this summer at Dallas Cowboys Stadium. Postpone. Mike Tyson has an ulcer.
Starting point is 00:07:41 You got to see him get off the flight in the wheelchair? Yeah, he had a medical scare on the airplane, and he's like 56 years old, and he's going to try to fight this young dude. Everybody was so excited about it. Dudes were going to gather, drink beers, watch the fight. Right. Now it's postponed. That's a bad dude news. I had a friend of mine say, like, hey, if I got us like tickets in a flight, would you come?
Starting point is 00:07:59 I'm like, yeah. I got clear with the wife first, but I got bad news, dude. It's not happening. What kind of friend is going to be? pay for your flight and get you He's got a plane. What kind of friend do you have that as a plane? Well, he's got like one of those little flimsy planes, though.
Starting point is 00:08:12 What kind of friend do you have that has a flimsy plane? I have a friend. I met him at church, dude. Yeah. All right. Yeah. And he's, but it's that single engine plane. And I'm like, dude, I don't know if you can get to Texas in this thing.
Starting point is 00:08:24 How are you going to do that? Do you fly on one of those? I don't know. Listen to this guy. You have friends with planes? Yeah, he's just one friend, one guy. He's not really rich. He's not really rich.
Starting point is 00:08:33 He said he's got a rich friend, man. Ray, dude news this. Dudes. Do you guys like big muscles? You're on who? Me or you? Working out? You do.
Starting point is 00:08:42 You work out? You build muscles? Yeah, I do for me. I don't like them on other. Me too, man. I work out. Okay, dudes. Well, listen, don't go into cold plunge after you work out.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Because they did a study, and building muscles combined with cold water immersion actually leads to less muscle growth. So instead, hot showers, bros. No, no, no. That sounds all. Hot showers with brosion. dudes. Let's all take a hot shower. Okay, Ray, thank you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:09:09 That's weird. Hey, kick him out of the... We need to re-evaluate your membership to Dude News. All right, that's Dude News. Thank you. What's up with your kids and their teachers? Well, I mean, it's the end of the year. They had the graduation for pre-K,
Starting point is 00:09:26 and my wife thinks we need to get the pre-K teacher a present. Yes. Really? Yeah. Okay, go ahead. I want to hear more about this. I don't really understand why they already get paid. Then they have teacher appreciation week where they get presents.
Starting point is 00:09:43 And now the end of the year you're supposed to get them presents. I don't under, why are we getting them all these presents? And are we supposed to? I don't think you're supposed to. I think if you feel like they have put forth the effort to enrich the life of your child, or it could be any situation where you feel like someone has gone an extra mile to help out, when they didn't have to, it's always nice to get someone something to acknowledge appreciation. So I think it's probably semi-standard, but I don't think they're going to fail your kid next year if you don't get him a gift.
Starting point is 00:10:17 But why are you so anti-gift? I just don't understand. It's sort of like the tipping culture. They're doing their job. They didn't go above and beyond. They don't come to my- How do you know? They could go above and beyond and spend extra time with your kid at school.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Well, they could have done that. I mean, I haven't seen them tutor my kid outside of school. I haven't seen them stop by to make sure my kids okay. I haven't seen them show up at, you know, swim practice or whatever. Do you feel like the teacher's on a good job? Like, have you thought about over the year, man, I'm so happy they have this teacher because this teacher has really. Oh, yeah. I think the teacher's done great.
Starting point is 00:10:50 I even so much so requested that my four-year-old have that same teacher next year. How would you not get her a gift then just to set up the next year? Absolutely. That's even being selfish, even going, okay, I feel like gift culture. stupid. I don't, by the way. But I want to make sure my next kid gets treated extra good. So I give them a gift. Yeah. I don't think it's mandatory, but I don't know why you're so anti it. Man, it just feels weird that we're just getting presents every other week for the teachers. You feel like it's like tipping a subway or what? Yes, it's tipping it subway. But it's not every other
Starting point is 00:11:21 week. But their job is to teach your child. And so they're doing their job. They're not doing, I mean. But are they doing bare minimum? Or it sounds like they're doing so much and they're so thorough with your kid. and what they're learning and what their day is that you want your next kid to go there. I mean, that's a pretty big compliment. That's a gift worthy, I would say. Yeah, but do they, I just don't understand gifts. So did you get all your teachers a gift at the end of the year? Maybe my parents did it when I jumped.
Starting point is 00:11:49 No, no, we didn't. We didn't for sure. That's what I'm saying. But I think there's a lot of things that are different now than we were kids. And we do it for like the younger kids. Now we're not doing it for the high school kid because he's got like eight teachers. We're not doing all that. But yeah, elementary school, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:12:00 See, I think high school teacher would be more inclined to get a present because they're probably spending more time in teaching actual stuff. I mean, counting the 10? Well, I would say, well, I think counting 10 is pretty fundamental. If you can't do that, it's hard to, you know, do algebra. But I would say a high school teacher probably spends less time with each kid because classes are moving around. They have lots of kids.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Yeah, then the teacher of your kid does. They probably stay all day with them, right? Oh, same. Yeah, yeah, they just stay right there. Yeah. Let's go to Brett in Pennsylvania, who's on the phone. Hey, Brett, lunchbox is confused about getting, but he's not confused. He doesn't want to do it.
Starting point is 00:12:32 getting teachers gifts at the end of the year. Your thoughts? So my wife handles all... But I can tell you, those teachers go the extra mile every minute of every day. You're chopping up a little bit, but I believe he said...
Starting point is 00:12:49 They go the extra mile every minute of every day. Probably a little hyperbolic there. But I do think most teachers do way more than they're compensated for. Yes. You get into that profession because of heart, not because of a desire to be rich. Because they care about children.
Starting point is 00:13:07 And, you know, they probably have projects and they're like, you know what, I don't have supplies for this. And they'll go to the store and buy it themselves. Yeah. Let's try one more time with Brett. Let's see if his phone's better. He got, we lose them. Okay, let's go to Mandy. Mandy's on the phone in Washington. Hey, Mandy, you're on the Bobby Bone show.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Good morning, Steve. Morning. So I agree that teachers should be gifts. I am a preschool teacher. and I have twins that are in elementary school and a child in middle school. Now, middle school, we don't get all the teachers if, but elementary school for like Christmas and end of the year, beginning of the year, we get supplies.
Starting point is 00:13:48 We do get the teacher something for Christmas and the end of the year because they put their heart following this and they teach our kids and they deal with all the behaviors with all the kids. and so we always get like for Christmas in the end of the year we get like gift cards to restaurants that they like or we get on supplies that they need that they're running short of because they're spending their hard-earned money that they're not you know they're not getting compensated from the school yeah I felt that and lunchbox snickered she said Christmas I mean Christmas wasn't even on my radar well she also said she was a teacher and she said beginning of the year Christmas end of the year
Starting point is 00:14:29 birthday, teacher appreciation. I like it. I'm like, goodness. A lot of gifts. You guys can call us if you want. 877, 77, Bobby. On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John Hobriant,
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Starting point is 00:16:26 And if I can't walk up and over it, I'm going to go through it. Listen to Mind Over Mountain every Thursday on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, Ernest, what's up? Look, money is something we all deal with, but financial literacy is what helps turn income into real wealth. On each episode of the podcast, Earn Your Leisure, we break down the conversations you need to understand money, investing, and entrepreneurship. From stocks and real estate to credit, business, and generational wealth, we translate complex financial topics into real conversations everyone can understand. Because the truth is, most people will never
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Starting point is 00:17:35 What's going on? Hi, Studio. How are you? Doing pretty good. What do you want to say about this teacher deal? Okay, so I had to pipe in. My daughter is a third grade teacher. She has been teaching for 10 years.
Starting point is 00:17:49 I am retired, but I also work for a high school in the special education department. And I will have to tell you that lunchbox doesn't get it. These teachers, okay, yes, it is all about appreciating the hard work that they do and the time and the effort that they put in. I sit there and listen to my daughter after work, she'll come over with the baby, and I'll watch the baby, and she's on the phone talking about nothing but school stuff with her fellow teachers, what they're doing the next day for the students, who's buying what? These teachers spend a lot of money out of their own pocket. They have a little activity or a science project they want to do. they have to buy the supplies. The school does not supply that.
Starting point is 00:18:29 These teachers work tirelessly. They take time away from their own kids to teach these kids. So showing a little bit of an appreciation, a $5 Target gift card or Starbucks gift card or, I mean, my God, take them a box of school supplies. That would be amazing. It's a very personal relationship, the parent with the teacher. She sounds fired up.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Yeah, I mean, that's why they have teacher appreciation week. But I don't think everybody knows about teacher appreciation. Oh my gosh, it's on the calendar. Don't you worry. They make sure you know it. And you walk in the school. Teacher Appreciation Week. Don't forget to get your teacher a gift.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Michelle, I'm sorry to cut you off. Please continue. That's okay. I get what he's saying about the teacher appreciation and the teacher appreciation gifts. But most of the teachers that are appreciated with gifts are done internally through the school campuses, not through the parents. There are few and far between that do take the time to appreciate them in that way. There are some. But there are other districts that have lower income families that can't afford that.
Starting point is 00:19:29 They can't afford to give a gift to a teacher every day or even one day out of the week. They're doing good to just have lunch for their child or breakfast for their child. So the fact of the matter is that, you know, the teachers, I mean, I know I've dished out cash out of my own pocket so that a student can have an extra snack because they don't have any money and they're hungry. You know, so I've done it out of my own pocket and I make a portion. of what the teachers make. So to me, it is very close. It is personal. And with me having four grandchildren and I had four children, you know, I didn't mind.
Starting point is 00:20:05 If I felt like I didn't want to give a gift per se, buy a box of spirals and take them to the classroom, lunchbox. Buy them a case of crayons. They're a quarter of box. The teachers appreciate that just as much as they do a personal gift. Pretty cheap. Quarter of box. They invest in on that. You can do like gold, save some of that.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Yeah, I agree with a lot of what you're saying, Michelle. Obviously, you're very passionate. It's very personal to you. I enjoy that. And I appreciate you calling, you know, tell him this guy, what's up? I don't think that he's like, I hate teachers. I don't hate teachers. I like, there's some good teachers, some bad teachers.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Absolutely. I think that he is confused. He hates tipping people, even servers. Like, he's pulled tips back for really ridiculous reasons. Remember the time that they brought the salad and put it in front of his wife? and the salad was for me and the burger was for my wife, but they put the burger in front of me and the salad in front of my wife. My brain wouldn't go, I should be mad about this.
Starting point is 00:21:02 I'm going to limit the tip. He was offended. He was offended. Very much. And it affected his tip. Well, I felt bad for my wife because they like put the salad like, oh, you're supposed to eat the salad. And I'm like, whoa. Definitely a misunderstanding.
Starting point is 00:21:14 But I would say that that's not based on looking at your wife. It's based on probably the last 100 orders where they've just naturally put them down. Not fair. They're assigning. gender roles for food right there. I don't think they're assigning. I think they've probably had them assigned for a while based on the repetition of putting salads and meat in front of people. Not right, not fair. I'm not saying it's not right. But anyway, we're not talking about that. But my point is, he's looking to not tip. He doesn't like tip culture. He feels like this is tip culture.
Starting point is 00:21:42 A little bit like tip culture. Yeah. Getting out of control. Michelle, thank you for your call. Hope you have a great day. Completely separate. I'm not saying you have to buy them a birthday gift or nothing like that. But you know what? Appreciate the extra mile. that they go with the children. You don't see, you're not in the classroom. You don't see them pulling your child aside to give them one-on-one attention when they've got 30 other kids pulling up their shirt. Miss, miss, miss, miss, I need this, I need that.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Can you help me with this? Can you help me with that? And, I mean, there's times that these teachers are there until six, seven o'clock at night with planning and things like that. And neglecting, I mean, not neglecting, but taking time away from their own children. You know? And so I just think that the teachers deserve to be a pre-executive. I was in the insurance industry for 25 years, and when I retired, I decided to go back to work until my husband retired.
Starting point is 00:22:30 So I chose, you know, working in a school because I only had to work so many days a year. No big deal. No harm, no foul. I love it. But there are times when we have kids that come in and they don't have anything. And these teachers are literally taking this out of their own pocket. We just gave cash to a parent. They did not have money to get her child to school because she was saying, having to say, after school for tutoring.
Starting point is 00:22:53 We just gave her cash. Is your daughter a teacher? You said that, right? My daughter is a teacher. She's been teaching for 10 years. What age? What grade? Third grade.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Okay. So, Raymond, I'm going to put her down. I feel like I will make a gesture because I do disagree with lunchbox. But it's not teacher appreciation week. It's not teacher. It's always teacher. In my mind, it's always teacher, nurse, and, like, first responder, military.
Starting point is 00:23:22 It's always that appreciation in my mind. Teacher Appreciation Week is Monday, May 6th through May 10th. No, it's June. I thought it was May 2. I thought it happened to just line up right. Michelle, if you will leave me like your daughter's Venmo or PayPal, I will send your daughter a gift to help her classroom, a financial gift. I'll send her 100 bucks or something.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Just to just to stand for something and not just say it with my words, but say it with more than that. Give her Ray Mundo or Abby, whomever, your daughter's Venmo, and I'm going to send her some money for a classroom, or just to go out and go to freaking Texas Roadhouse. Ooh, that'd be nice. You know, whatever you're going to do with the $100.
Starting point is 00:24:04 All right, thank you, Michelle. I can tell you right now what she's going to do with it. Go ahead, I'm ready. Get it on the end of your party for her class. Let's go. See, for the kids again. Ray, put her on hold, and we'll get that. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Let me do one more call. This is Chuck in Tampa. Chuck's a teacher, and he's a very pro lunchbox here. Oh, yes. Chuck, you're on, buddy. Hey, Warren, Studi. Good you. Morning. Hey, you know, I do. I came into teaching late, and I say I've only been teaching for seven years,
Starting point is 00:24:33 but first year at the end of the year when I started getting gifts or gift cards or whatever, I kind of said to one of my other teachers, hey, what's going on? You know, because we're just doing our job. That's what our job is to teach these kids. Yeah, I felt that. But did it? Yeah. But did it feel bad to be acknowledged for someone thinking,
Starting point is 00:24:53 you do an extra special job? Not to be acknowledged. And I'll tell you what, I appreciate more when a student writes a letter. And I get those at the end of the year now. That's cool. You know, saying, you know, you did this for me or, you know, you changed my life this way. Those I appreciate. Now, I love going to Alfax Steakhouse or wherever the gift card may be.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Yeah. But it just felt weird when it first started happening. I thought, this is my job. And I love my job, you know. but that's just what my job was and I didn't want to when I did my other, when I was worked in other jobs I didn't get something at the end of the year
Starting point is 00:25:32 saying hey, you're something from a customer for doing something for doing your job. Probably because it wasn't personal. Hey, you know what? This may be caller of the year. I mean, it may be only early... Today's June 4th. We're giving it to the caller of the year already.
Starting point is 00:25:45 I mean, this dude sounds intelligent. He is smart. That's the same thing. You just had the same thing. He nailed it. Like, it feels weird. Like, they're doing it. their job and he knows it.
Starting point is 00:25:55 He did say at first it felt weird. He still says it feels weird. Chuck, what about now? You've done it for, how many years you've been teaching? Just finished my seventh year. And now, do you appreciate the gifts or does it still feel weird? I've always appreciated the gifts, but it does still feel a little weird. Now, every time a student gives me a gift, I make sure I send them because we have, you know,
Starting point is 00:26:17 like an email back appreciating it because I do want to show my appreciation, but I agree. I mean, I still agree with the lunchbox. At the end of the year, it just felt, it still feels a little weird. Boom. Look at that. Hit the button. Call her of the year. Call her of the year.
Starting point is 00:26:35 I like Chuck. I like what he's saying, like how he says it. It seems like a friendly guy. Probably he's a good teacher. But I put Chuck on in a sea of disagreement. That's the only person I could get that would have a lunchbox. But he's actually a teacher. That's what's impressive.
Starting point is 00:26:50 And you know what? I'm not even going to send Chuck a gift just to honor his request. Oh, you know, I don't want it to be weird. Yeah, I don't want it to be weird. How nice? That's nice of you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:57 You could write him a letter, though. I could. He changed my life. Dear Chuck, he changed my life that day on the show. All right, Chuck, appreciate you, buddy. Have a good day. Thank you. Have a great day.
Starting point is 00:27:05 See, later. By the way, the phone lines are so full. It's like Lunchbox said, I hate America. Somebody challenged me. He did not say that. What he said was he does not think he should have to get his kids teacher a gift. So that's what he said, but everybody's mad. Yeah, I figured.
Starting point is 00:27:22 I would say more than mad, big mad. So I can get to some of those calls in a second, but I must do the news. Bobby's big. Stories. A recent study has revealed some of the intriguing insights about how different age groups perceive when they will die, their own mortality. Oh. How old do you think you'll live to if I ask you lunchbox? 83.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Eddie? 79. I'd say 100. Yeah. I said pretty healthy, though. I set big goals. But a lot of it, you can be as healthy as you want. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Like, well, it does a little. But genetics are a big part of it too, right? But you haven't had a drop of alcohol. You never smoked. But there are people that never smoked to end up getting lung cancer. Genetics are a big part of life. Which is weird. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:08 So it turns out that millennials believe they will live to 81. So that would be lunchbox. Am I millennial? Yeah, you're on that. Ooh, cusp. Yeah, that's okay. Eat some millennial. Right on the border.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Gen Z, the under 25. Fore crowd is a bit more pessimistic thinking they'll only live to 76. Oh, man. Millennial, according to the latest definition, is 35 to 44. I'm in it. Forty-four is the oldest, and it can go all the way down to whatever the 24 years.
Starting point is 00:28:36 I just missed it. No, you're geriatric. No, he's not geriatric. Millennial, you are at Gen. Gen X. Oh. Yeah. Those over 65 are the most optimistic of all, 84. It's the highest estimate of any group. Yeah, I think I'm
Starting point is 00:28:52 I'm going to try for a solid 100. And then when I hit 100, I'm out. That's it? Yeah, I'm going to be like, that was fun, everybody. Good night. Gosh, 100 sounds old. If you're living that 100 life, I won't be. I'm at a 90-year-old.
Starting point is 00:29:07 I'll still be wearing hoodies. Oh, yeah. Like, tennis shoes. Okay. Everybody has the same sleep side, apparently. Scientists have shown that sleeping on your left side, which, by the way, what do you, I sleep, I mean, I sleep on my right, and I sleep on my back a little bit with my hands over my head, but mostly on my right.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Yeah, I'm trying to feel it out here. Eddie, you? I start on my right, but then I roll back and forth all night. Lunchbox? Coffin style. On my back, right hand over the heart, left hand under the pillow. I would say that's more swearing in style. That's very American. Oh, maybe it is swearing in style. I'm glad to allegiance.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Science has shown that sleeping on your left side has some serious health benefits. It allows your stomach to hang naturally, which aids digestion and reduces acid reflux and heartburn. Yes. It also improves circulation and increases blood flow to your heart, sleeping on your right side, which is what I do,
Starting point is 00:29:55 squishes the blood vessels that carry blood to your heart and can lead to blood flow problems. That's from first for women magazine. But I would say I can't really control how I sleep. I guess unless I tie me down, which one, I was hurting my shoulder sleeping with my hands above my head, so I did tie my hands to my hips.
Starting point is 00:30:12 And then I wake up like, I'd forget that I was tied up. I'd be kidnapped. You know what I've been doing, though? I've been sleeping with a sleep mask on, a real silky sleep mask. Really? It's helped. I would say it's up 10%. No outside light. Because outside light's not a big factor.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Right, because at night, like it doesn't really come in. But like, let's say my phone, which is on Do Not Disturb, it can still catch some light. Well, turn that upside down. I do. My CPAP machine sometimes, catch a light. Okay. No light. I like the mask.
Starting point is 00:30:44 And I open my eyes sometimes. I wake up at like 3.30 and I'm like, am I still asleep? Oh, not I have a mask on. I'm not going to laugh at you. My son has a mask and earplugs, so I get it. Really? Yes. My wife does a mask, and I'm going to say, doesn't it freak you out when you wake up and you just? For a minute, yeah, because I'm like, oh my God, am I controlling my dream?
Starting point is 00:31:02 Like, no, I'm awake. It's important to get in the sun and have lights on daily. Researchers are saying you should step outside around noon to soak up the sun's rays and chase away fatigue on a daily basis. I have this light that Amy gave me, which, by the way, Amy's not here today. She's out sick, but I have this light. Happy light. That you put on your desk. And it's supposed to, and it doesn't exactly because it.
Starting point is 00:31:21 It can, but it's supposed to somewhat be like the sun because your body recognizes when light hits. It's okay. It's time for your body to be awake. So I don't see the light because I come in so early in the morning when it's still dark. So I have this happy light right here. Is it working? Do you happy with it? Sometimes not that happy.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Right. I think I should get a new light. That's from Frontiers and Physiology. Beware of the lovers, Tiff, couples reach fever pitch after nine minutes in a fight. Five minutes. And things can get really ugly after that. So they say if you're in a fight and you're like going hard. Like, come on, yeah, yeah, and you're yelling.
Starting point is 00:31:57 You need to go about eight minutes and then you need to take a break. Because after about nine minutes, that's when marital arguments go into a place that it's hard to bounce back from any time soon. Sounds dangerous. And the voices shrill up louder after eight minutes. But I don't time my arguments though, so I don't really know how long they go. They feel like they only last like 30 seconds, but I know it's more than that. I time everything. You time your arguments?
Starting point is 00:32:22 Well, I look at the fun. I'm always looking at the time. So I think I naturally am timing things because I do this all day and time things. If I'm on a flight, I hit start as soon as we leave. Yeah, I've seen you do that. Dinner, hit and start, see how long dinner. Everything. Does that make you...
Starting point is 00:32:35 It helps planning for the day. Like if I know naturally, generally, my dinner's 43 minutes, then I know what I can schedule out. Interesting. So I do a lot of that. And it's not healthy. So are you going to start timing the fight? And at nine minutes, you're going to be like, ah, we're done. I lose pretty quick.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Yep. Is you're done in two minutes? Usually if we're getting to that point, especially if it's a memory thing, like you said this or you didn't say, she's right because she has a photographic memory. Yeah. It's the hardest thing to argue with someone who remembers everything literally. My wife has a photographic memory.
Starting point is 00:33:07 It's annoying. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah. A lot of our arguments were like, and I didn't say that. You did say that. No, I didn't. I said that? No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:33:14 She can make up stuff that I did, and I just believe it now because she has a perfect memory. Right. A shark attacks a swimmer. 46 biting him in the torso biting him in the arm this in southern California the 46-year-old man was swimming in the ocean at Delmar City Beach alongside a dozen other people
Starting point is 00:33:29 imagine you're the one of the 13 that gets shark eating. Get a lottery ticket. Stay away from the lottery. Really? That's a loss. But the shark picked you out of all those people like you're kind of lucky at that point. The shark got lucky. There was a human that you could eat. The shark should get the lottery
Starting point is 00:33:45 getting out. The guy's not lucky. The shark doesn't want humans. As soon as they bite it, they're like That's not good. And they let go. It's like rotten meat. Yeah, they don't like that. He was taken to the hospital. He under what treatment is going to be fine.
Starting point is 00:33:56 But the shrug bit his torso, his arm, and his hand. Imagine you're just chilling. And do you not see it at all? Like, how deep a water are you in that you don't see it? Because usually you see that black outer line. No, it's not jaws. But sometimes you can see. Like the shadow.
Starting point is 00:34:08 And you hear the music. What the heck? Godzilla minus one jumps to number one on the movies on Netflix. Hey, Mike D. you loved Godzilla minus one. This was my favorite movie of last year. So a movie Mike comes on and says, Godzilla minus one is fantastic? And I said,
Starting point is 00:34:26 is it an English? And it's not. It's in Japanese? Probably, right? Yeah, Japanese. It's so good, though. I kind of use my quota on Squid Game. Yeah, you get to read the whole thing. I only have so many I can watch with subtitles. Fun fact, I watch subtitles on every show.
Starting point is 00:34:44 I do too. Close captioning. Not subtitles. Because they're speaking English. It's just the the letters over now. Yeah, I feel like it's the same thing, but okay, that's fair. I guess I didn't differentiate. But it's that. Is it so good? After 10 minutes, you don't even notice the subtitles because you're so into it. We should spend the will then when Amy gets back tomorrow to see who has to watch it and see if they recommend it to the show. Okay. Because of, I don't want to watch another language. Can you do it where they speak English,
Starting point is 00:35:10 but it doesn't match their mouth? Yeah, that's how Netflix starts it right now, but it looks weird. It feels weird. A long-lost acoustic guitar of John Lennon sold for more than $2.85 million. It's the highest selling guitar in Beatles history, which, by the way, is still less than that Jordan Logo Man card. Less than that? That's crazy. The Jordan Logo Man was like $2.99. Yeah, almost $3 million.
Starting point is 00:35:30 A John Lennon guitar went for less. What was so special about this guitar? Was it like... It was lost. A long lost John Lennon guitar. I get that, but was it part of a recording or something? Lenin's 1964 Framus Help Hoot Nanny Acoustic Guitar was also used by George Harrison during the recording sessions for a 1965
Starting point is 00:35:48 Beatles album Rubber Soul. Now you're talking. Hollywood Reporter. You didn't say hoot-nanny in the beginning. Now I understand why. Hoot-Nanny. Did I say hoot-nanny in this? You did. Yeah, I said some hoot-nanny guitar. Or something. That's pretty cool. I would rather have this than the card.
Starting point is 00:36:07 It's just more substance. You can play it too. No, you can't play that. Absolutely. You busts it out of a campfire? Oh, yeah, you can. What? Yeah, people at the house. People play really.
Starting point is 00:36:17 expensive guitars. I know. It's weird. I wouldn't travel with it. Lunchbox, you love what people think about you. Right. Imagine you're at the campfire. You bust out the guitar. You start playing it. You're like, ah, you like my guitar? Yeah, it's cool, man. This is John Lennon's. And everyone just goes, and all. And all the guitars can be played. It's like, fiddles. There are some fiddles are two or three, 400 years old that people play. I can't. You're at the campfire and someone's like, let me see that. Oh, then they drop it on the fire. I'm not taking that. It's staying in the house. Okay. Campfire, a bad example. Okay. Living room. Yeah, living room. You're right. Don't take it by the water or fire.
Starting point is 00:36:49 It'd be tough though, because you can't have any friends that might steal from you or have friends that might still. Correct. Because you can't let them know there's a $3 million guitar in the house. Oh, yeah, good point. Because then a friend tells a friend, they're like, where's that guy live? Oh, man. You know, you're tied up. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Speaking of memorabilia, I want a game used bam out of bio signed shoe yesterday. Really? Yeah, dorm dudes. How big was that shoe? I don't have it yet. Oh, okay. It comes in the mail. Oh, it's huge.
Starting point is 00:37:14 I think it's size 16, but he signed it and wrote a note. says, I wore this shoe in a game. Bam out of Iowa. I can't wait to see it. That's awesome. All right, that's your news. Those were Bobby's big. Stories.
Starting point is 00:37:24 We're coming back, when we come back, names to not name your kid today. Well, there's some easy ones, like the F word. Don't do that. But there's some others where maybe you're thinking about it. Names to not name your kid. We'll do that. And then Morgan's coming back in the studio.
Starting point is 00:37:39 She's been away with like a bachelor's party. And apparently there was a crazy lady on her plane. So she's going to come tell us about that. Nice. On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John Ho'Brien, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here? We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Too many of us were never, ever taught. Financial education is not always a big. out like, I'm going to get rich. That's great. It's about creating an atmosphere for you to be able to take care of yourself and leave a strong financial legacy for your family. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John O'Brien from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, earners, what's up?
Starting point is 00:38:47 Look, money is something we all deal with, but financial literacy is what helps turn income into real wealth. On each episode of the podcast, Earn Your Leisure, we break down the conversations you need to understand money, investing, and entrepreneurship. From stocks and real estate to credit, business, and generational wealth, we translate complex financial topics into real conversations everyone can understand. Because the truth is, most people will never taught how money really works. But once you understand the system,
Starting point is 00:39:15 system, you can start to build within it. That means ownership, smarter investing, and creating opportunities not just for yourself, but for the next generation. If you want to learn how to build wealth, understand the markets, and think like an owner. Earn Your Leisure is the podcast for you. Listen to Earn Your Leisure on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, everyone. I'm Cheryl Stray, author of Wild and Tiny Beautiful Things. I'm excited to share that I have a new podcast called Mind Over Mountain. In each episode, I interview athletes, adventurers, and adrenaline seekers to discuss the inner landscapes and life experiences
Starting point is 00:39:55 that informed and inspired their extraordinary feats. I also bring a bit of advice into the mix so we too can better understand how to face our own seemingly insurmountable challenges. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to pull out what you already have inside. We're coming into this world fighting for our lives. All I'm going to do is pull out what you already got inside. We're there to support and celebrate each other.
Starting point is 00:40:18 And that's not like your story versus my story. You're going to walk up and over that dang mountain. You're not just going to put your mind over it. Yep, yep, exactly. And if I can't walk up and over it, I'm going to go through it. Listen to Mind Over Mountain every Thursday on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I got hit with a pretty good scam alert last night.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Here we go. Get it. They hit me in the middle of the night while I was sleeping. So I'm already a little foggy. And I'm not going to say the name of the bank, but I'll just say X bank, okay? The text simply said, hey, do you bank it? X bank? I do.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Oh, man. I'm half asleep. And I'm like, wait. Huh? Yeah. And I wrote, yes. And then I went, don't send it. In your sleep, you were smart enough not to send it.
Starting point is 00:41:13 woke up, but I was still like fuzzy, but they just take massive swings with very generic things and go, do you do? And a lot of people do. Sure. And so I also thought it was pretty strategic to send it at like one in the morning. Are you half asleep? And I half asleep. Groggy. So I wrote, yes, and then put my full social security number out.
Starting point is 00:41:33 I deleted it all. Thankfully. But yesterday's podcast, we had a guy on that hacks. But he now hacks as a white. hat hacker, which is a good guy hacker. He tries to go in hat companies because they hire him to do that so he can show them vulnerabilities. It is a great podcast. Go listen to yesterday's Bobby Bone show. That's up there. I do want to talk about names not to name your kids. They have one, two, three, four, five, six names that have been big that are slowly starting to fade for certain
Starting point is 00:42:01 reasons. Number one is Karen. Right. Don't do that. Yeah, that's bad. It was the third most popular girl's name for 30 years. But nobody wants to call their kid Karen now because because thanks to pop culture, Karen is someone who's entitled or demanding or rude. Yes. Number two, Katrina. Hurricane. Oh, her. Yeah. Bad hurricane.
Starting point is 00:42:24 A hurricane can cancel a name out, especially if it's really bad. And that's the case with Katrina. That happened in 2005, but it's still fading because Katrina just wrecked so many lives. I don't know a Katrina. I knew a couple in school. Really? Mm-hmm. Very few of them now.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Another one. Alexis. Oh, I. That's out. Don't do it. Because that's actually a good name. Yeah. Which is why they named that little Alexa.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Excuse me how Alexis. Alexa. Alexa is still cool, but it's still too close. Yeah, very close. Because it sounds like that. So I'm going to put those both in the same one, Alexa or Alexis, because they both feel like you're yelling at the machine. Yeah. Because that's a good name.
Starting point is 00:43:03 And they took it from you. I know people whose kid has named that. It's tough, man. Because they named it before that came out. Dang. And imagine your whole life, you're just. just known as the thing that has the same name as the little AI machine. Yeah, where you're calling them downstairs and the AI machine goes off.
Starting point is 00:43:19 You're like, no, not you with my daughter. Like, uh. Rona, Rona. Corona. You remember when people would call it just the Rona? Yeah. That was fun. I got the Rona.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Chad. Oh, that's the male Karen. Boom. Oh, I didn't know that. It's also used to describe like an alpha male that thinks there may be a little more than they are. Like a DB? A little bit. But I don't think you, I think chads are kind of, they think they're really cool.
Starting point is 00:43:49 They also take care of themselves. Okay. I got what you're saying. Yeah, that type of person. ISIS. No one names. Which was a name. No one.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Isis was a name? Yep. So ISIS was a name that a lot of girls got up to 28th on the list of popular names. It's not good. The U.S. government is now labeled ISIS, a foreign terrorist organization. So people have stopped naming their kids ISIS. And you can't fly with that name, right? No, you can't.
Starting point is 00:44:18 They show up to the airport and be like, no. Isis Smith? I don't think so. You're not flying today, sir. You're not going today. And then character names like Anna, Elsa, Homer and Bart. That's funny. I have a cousin named Homer.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Name probably before the Simpsons. Way before the Simpsons. And then unfortunate that everyone's like Homer. Oh, like Simpson? That's probably how they're met and grit every single time. Lulu's online three. We're talking about earlier Lunchbox said he does not want to get his kids' teachers a gift for end of the year. He thinks it's a little ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Hey, Lulu, what are your thoughts? I agree. The only because he's happy to his books. Oh, we're losing her. She's choppy chop. Hold her on there for a second. We'll go back to her. Let's go over to Edith in Ohio.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Edith, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. Hi, good morning, guys. What's going on? I'm a bus driver. So you should also get your bus driver. but the two Stop Stop, stop.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Hold on. Let's box. Let her talk. Say that again, Edith. Sorry. He was yelling, stop, stop, stop over the top of you. Go ahead. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:29 I just want you guys to know that we are invested in your children. And we want the best for them and we try to help them excel at their best. And so, you know, you guys as being our broadcasters, you guys get favors for being broadcast. what's wrong with gifting your bus drivers or your teachers for being invested in your children? I don't think it's wrong to gift anyone, anything for being invested in anything that you feel is important to you. And children are very important. Yes, guys, but a bus driver? Like, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:46:06 I don't think every bus driver. Hold on. I don't think every bus driver needs to be gifted. But I think that if there are people, regardless of what their profession is, I don't think we should minimize profession. I think whatever it is, if they do extra and they care extra about something you care about, you can reward them with something. Does lunchbox tip as Uber driver? I'm confused.
Starting point is 00:46:28 An Uber driver, yes. Okay. Interesting. Right. Sure. And they get a service. That's a service. A bus driver is not a service.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Really? Well, the bus driver, if they are spending extra time with your kid or providing some, or providing some, your kids get beat up on the bus. And the bus driver's like, I'll take care of you. Oh, breaks up the fight? No, no, it's like, I'll take care of you. I said, I don't know. I can do.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I mean, I'm just saying, like, a bus driver, then we got to tip the cafeteria lady because she's the one that makes the food. I mean, we want our kids to be helped. The cafeteria that takes extra sweet care of you. I mean, it's like, guys, it's a tip. It's a, you are going down a slope that is very slippery.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Uh, thank you, Edith. Let's go to Lulu and try her one more time. Hey, Lulu, we're back with you. Hi, can you hear me? Boom. Let's go, Lula. Perfect. Okay, well, first of all, I will start off by saying that lunchbox and I disagree on most things.
Starting point is 00:47:23 My perspective of this is as a parent, not a teacher or a bus driver or anything like that. I have three children that have all are now done with school. I will say that in preschool and elementary school, you do feel a little more pressure because it's like a whole end of the year of party thing and, you know, people of bringing the gifts in front of others and that kind of thing. However, you asked the question about whether or not they deserve gifts. And I will say I have my kids, I had one horrible kindergarten teacher and a horrible second grader teacher between my three kids.
Starting point is 00:48:05 And no, they don't deserve them. You know, there are some teachers that should probably just, you know, be doing something else. I'm sorry. Most teachers are wonderful. So you're saying the bad ones don't. I'm okay with that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:18 I don't think you are obligated to get someone a gift, but I think to get someone a gift, you should be allowed. And I'm okay with encouraging it if whatever your expectations were met and it went beyond that. And I don't understand the pressure too. Like, you know, there's no pressure. If everyone gives a gift and you don't, who cares? I mean, I grew up poor and I couldn't buy gifts for people or I couldn't pay for rides if the whole group went to the fair.
Starting point is 00:48:40 So there's that too. I don't like it in class. I just kind of slowly slip away. Like, okay, everyone's giving a good. gift. I'm going to go back now. No one's going to see me not give a gift. Maybe you didn't have to think about it because you just didn't want to give a gift. Not that you couldn't. Yeah. I appreciate all the calls.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Thank you. Morgan had a, I don't know, was it a crazy lady on your flight? Yeah, she was wild. Was she going crazy? Or was she drunk? What was the deal? What did you do? I don't think she was drunk. Not that I could tell, but so you know, you get on a play and you plug your
Starting point is 00:49:08 headphones in and you try and just ignore what's happening. Well, I had done that, but it was so loud. I pulled out because I heard so much commotion going on and it was right behind me. Playing in the air on the ground. We had just finished boarding, basically at that ending point ready to take off. And this lady wanted to switch seats with a child so that she could sit next to her husband. So apparently her husband was in a window seat.
Starting point is 00:49:32 This child was sitting next to her and to him and the child's dad was next to the kid, right? This is a setup. And the wife walked by. I don't know why the husband didn't save a seat. We're on Southwest. So you could have. But she starts throwing this fit and starts trying to bargain with everyone around, be like, who will trade seats? Who will move so I can sit next to my husband?
Starting point is 00:49:53 So if she's trying to move a kid, the problem is the kids with their dad. And this is a small child. Not like a kid in his teens. This is a small child. What ended up happening? Why didn't the husband move and go sit somewhere with her? Right. As I was thinking, like, why didn't he give up his windows?
Starting point is 00:50:10 Exactly. I do not know. All I know is I heard at the tail end. heard the flight attendant go, you're a grown bleep woman. You can sit without. You're a grown A woman? Yes. You can sit without your husband.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Let's go. Like this child can't sit without their dad, but you can sit without your husband. And that's what I heard. And then I see some other lady come into and I guess she got some lady to switch seats with her husband so they could sit next to each other. And as the husband's getting up, he apologized. He's like, I'm so sorry for the commotion. I'm really sorry for my wife.
Starting point is 00:50:40 I'm really sorry. I don't know why they weren't. originally together. I don't know why a seat wasn't saved. That's on him then. For the husband? Yeah, you gotta save that seat. Yeah, if he got on first. But he knows she's like that, right?
Starting point is 00:50:53 She doesn't become like that in this one instance that she's never been like that. That's her personality. She freaks out, she goes crazy. This is not a first time thing if she's not drunk. She wasn't drunk. Not that I could tell. So he knows better. And I'm putting that on him because that would be on me if my wife were like that.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Luckily, she's not. She'd be like, oh, I'd rather not sit next to him. because he'll try to talk to me the whole time. That's crazy. Yeah, that's on him. He should have saved her seat. And you can save seats. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:19 They don't tell you if you can or can't. They say, we have no rules. Or what I do is just act like I'm sick and I get the barf bag and like, oh, just feel good. Oh, no, you just put a backpack in your seat. Oh, you do that too, yeah. Or cover the seat and someone goes, hey, I like to sit there and be like, no, they're in the bathroom. So they've already sat down. They're just in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:51:36 It's not that you're saving a seat. No, who cares. Okay. You can save a seat. There aren't rules against saving seats on. Southwest. How many can you save? Yeah, because lunchbox tried to save rows. Strongly one seat. I tried to save six one time.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Yeah, the whole row. Not having it. Six whole seats? Yeah. Even in the row you weren't in? Yeah. Yeah, no chance. You can save the seat next to you, but I don't even think you can save both seats. I mean, I put books and magazines in the seats and one day just tossed it on the ground. And how did you feel about that? I was upset. And what did you do? I was like, I had some of the issue. She goes, they ain't here.
Starting point is 00:52:08 They're on the ground. And then so when Eddie got on the plane, I was like, hey, man, she didn't want me to save your seat. dude. I remember that. You try to save six seats? Six. That was a bunch of us. Yeah, it was like, me and my wife, Eddie, his wife,
Starting point is 00:52:18 we were all going somewhere for work. And I had the earlier boarding so I was throwing books over there. Yeah. That's kind of on them, though. Yeah, it's kind of on them for taking the stuff out of the seat.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Well, what do you mean? He's the husband. The husband got there first, sat in the window seat. Yeah, but if you guys wanted seats next to him. Yeah. But this is the husband's fault. He knows his wife's crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Oh. Like maybe he didn't want to sit. next to her. Maybe he had that seat in Southwest where they removed the seat in front of you and you have more leg room, that one spot. Oh, yeah. On every Southwest flight. Okay, so there is that seat and that happened on my second flight. I heard a guy get mad because this
Starting point is 00:52:54 dude was saving two seats next to him and the guy goes, no, I have to sit in that seat. That's my seat. And they got into a little tough over this one seat. It was that. It was the gap seat. Yes. The gap seat's awesome. That's first class in Southwest. People love saying this is my seat. That's first class of South West. Our I Heart Radio
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Starting point is 00:53:22 Tickets for the pre-sell will be up at iHeartRadio.com slash Capital One, but this is the big festival in Vegas. It would be fun to watch new kids on the block. Yeah. I bet you once they turned 30, they were like, man, we shouldn't have gone with kids. Like new guys on the block?
Starting point is 00:53:35 Like Back Street Boys. Like we, there'd be a meeting. At some point. I like it. Yeah, big deal. and we're super happy to be doing it again. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day.
Starting point is 00:53:47 This story comes to us from Florida. A man wanted to get a tattoo of his favorite soft drink on his leg, so he went into the tattoo piler and said, hey, give me a can of sprite on my leg. Dang. And he got it on there.
Starting point is 00:54:02 He got home, and it says, spite. Oh, no. You got to love. Whatever that soda is. Second of all, you must be known for it. Like you've made a part of your identity if you're going to get it tattooed on you. Right. Like this dude always during Sprite.
Starting point is 00:54:15 It must be what people know him for. Like he probably had a few sprites in one day and one of his buddies like, what's up, sprighty? And so I was like, oh, I'm being celebrated for my Sprite. So then he just attached himself to it. Hey, but a can of spite isn't a bad tattoo. Probably the tattoo artist thought that's what he wanted, not the Sprite. He's like, hey, that's funny. He's like, oh, next level thinker, a can of spite.
Starting point is 00:54:38 That is funny. It's like no regerts. Oh, yeah. That was an accident. Yeah. But no, yes. Okay. I'm Lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:54:45 That's your Bonehead Story of the day. We talked about our IHartRadio music festival today. It's September 20th, the 21st in Vegas. It's going to be super cool. Keith Urban Thomas, Red, new kids on the block. Shibuzi, the Black Crows, Hozier, Paramore, Doja Cat. It's massive. And if you get a chance to come, we'd love for you to come.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Capital One cardholder pre-sale is next week, Wednesday at 1 Eastern. tickets for the pre-sell be available at iHeartRadio.com slash Capital One. Thank you for listening. We will see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. The Bobby Ball Show. This is Julian Edelman, host of Games with Names. On our latest episode, we got comedian, Blake Anderson from Workaholics and The Hilarious.
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