The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Post Show (01-17-23)

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

Bobby starts with something crazy he saw on Twitter of a guy trying to pull a barista from the window. Bobby shares his thoughts on the iHeartCountry festival line-up. What happened when a woman thought to be dead was taken to a funeral home. We get more into Lunchbox calling the thing that hangs in his mouth a ‘hangy bangy’. What it means when a guy drives a sports car…and why Bobby is going to get rid of his car soon. Eddie is trying to get in better shape. Raymundo got alcohol poisoning in Vegas and didn’t do so hot in gambling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yesterday, this is on Monday yesterday, authorities are looking to identify him after he was seen grabbing the barista's arm through a drive-through while holding a looped tie zip device. So he's in like a Jeep, and it's the footage from their security camera. and he goes up and she like reaches her arm out to like hand him a coffee and he grabs her and tries to pull her through the window. What? And in his other hand he has a bit, it's like a tie that you know, like a little zip ties that they cops, but it's much bigger and it's black because I picture the zip ties to be white when they handcuff somebody in zip ties. But he was trying to like get it around her like head. Dang. And steal.

Gosh, this is. I mean, I just saw that when I was coming on and I was like, oh my God. And he didn't get her. and then he leaves. And then he drives off. He dropped some cash. There's money on the ground too. He's got a tag.

But they're going to find this guy in like five seconds because he got a big tattoo on his forearm. There you go. I mean. Do you see that? Yeah. Did he really think that was going to pull her out of the window? Like, I mean... I guess maybe if you get her arm and around her neck.

And then he's still got to pull her in the car. I mean, obviously not very well thought out. But boy, he tried. And he lost his money. Like he went negative. He tried this and lost money. I think his license plays. in the video. This is not a good investment. We got a tattoo. He's down money. It's the whole thing.

Let me see if that license place is in there. I think it is. I'm sure if it's not right there. It's in one of them. Dana's crazy. Oh, he stops. Oh, drop some money. Okay. Right there. License plate. They'll be able to zoom in on that. It's there. Yeah. So, well, there's that. Our I heart country festival. I always am anxious and looking forward to who's going to do it because we have to spend a lot of time with them. I'll be honest with you. We're there. We spend a lot of time with them. There's a lot of stuff that goes into it leading up to it.

And I just like it to be people I like. And luckily this year it is, like for the most part. I guess it is all the way through. Like Luke, which is great. Kane, Luke Bryan, Kane,

Brown, Sam Hunt, which I haven't really seen Sam a lot. No, it's been a bit. Even socially, and sometimes I run into Sam, but I haven't seen Sam really much at all.

El King. I don't know Elle that well, but other than that, Parker, McCollum, Justin Moore, Jordan Davis, Mitchell 10 penny. That's good. Bailey Zimmerman's going to be a special guest.

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So we're excited about that. And this guy's tattoo, they zoomed in on it. It says Chevrolet. So they're going to be able to catch it, my take. It's not like a dragon. Yeah, I know it's words. Yeah, so whoever the tattoo artist is going to see that, be like, oh, yeah, I did that on someone. Boy, bold to try to rip her through the window.

I know. Like, just go in. I mean, no, don't just go in. But I would think that would be easier. This just seemed like a bad idea from the beginning. Like, that was never going to work. There was a really strange situation in Iowa earlier this year. A woman thought to be dead was taken to a funeral home, but they realized she was still alive.

Stop it. Why did this keep happening? Again, Iowa, not New Delhi. Yeah. The staff at a central Iowa funeral home. was surprised a woman who was believed to be dead turned out to be alive. The Ankeny Fire Department told KCCI its crews were called to the funeral home in crematory January 3rd. The fire department said first responders were initially called for a cardiac arrest incident. The crew determined the

patient was not in cardiac arrest. They began to treat the patient before they were taken to a hospital. The patient's current condition is unknown. A first responder can be heard saying, just so you know the female was transported, they're deceased and she is not. They are in the chapel and she's on a cot. KCCI has received tips. The woman was transported the funeral home from a nursing home. the nursing home would not confirm any involvement, the facility manager, KCCA. Goodness.

I mean, that is quite the commitment. If you're going to send somebody to the crematory, you're committed to them being dead dead. Dead dead. I wonder if there's protocol to like triple check,

quadruple check. I hope so. Like, we've checked it 10 times, boss. I mean, they probably do that little, what is that thing called? They probably do. A scope thing?

Somebody obviously missed something. Yeah, and you do a heartbeat on that? You check your hangy-bang. Can I tell you something? I have never seen someone so angry as Eddie is that I call it the hanging maker. He's like, dude, you act like that as the real word. Like in the room over there, he was like,

dude, you got to quit calling it the hanging baby. That's not the word of it. You just act like that. No, I never said quit. It's just how he. But he's so mad. He says, what do you call it? Well, dude, not that.

He fights that that's the real name of it. No one's ever called. And he goes, that's not what it's called. And I'm like, well, then what do you call it? And he doesn't have a better word for it. So why is he so. angry. I think his irritation is, if I can speak for you, is that you insist that's the real name for it. And that he just

gets irritated because it's not the real name for it. Like, I don't care. He probably doesn't care you called it. Hangy-Bangy. If you just said, oh, we called it that one as a kid. I guess I never learned the real name of it. Would you care if he said that? Don't care. But if he goes, what do you call it? Idiot? Yeah, he goes in there. What do you mean? I call hangy-bang. Whatever you call it stupid. I just said, what do you call it? And you go, uh, uh, not hangy-bangy. That's when you say, uvula. And then he's like, redo? That's what it's called. The hangy-bangie.

It's kind of hilarious. I'm licking it now. You can lick your hangy-bang-y? Oh, I can get my tongue all the way behind it. No way, dude, I can't do that. I cannot access mine. You can't get to your hangy-bangy? I can't get to my hangy-bang.

I don't even think I can touch you with my finger. Yes, you can. No, I'm not sticking my finger. I can dittle my hangy-bangy with my tongue. No, you cannot. I can't easily. What? I can get behind my hangy-bangs with my tongue.

Now that's talent. That's crazy. I can go on beside it. So I can't go all the way behind it without touching it, but I can go beside it and slip my tongue behind it. I can't even get anywhere close to it. I get to the roof. And let me just call it.

We're all calling a hangy-bangging now. It's fine. And I can really get behind it if I just go and I can just sit in front of my tongue. So can you also? You can swing your hangy-bang-y? Yeah. So you can touch your tonsils? I don't know if I would know what I would know what it was if I touched them.

Do you have tonsils? Do you have tonsils? The hangy bangy. I don't have tonsils. Are you talking about the fatherballers? That's what you call. Oh, I didn't know if I was about the fallaballers. Yeah, duh.

Who can't touch their fallowballers? Can you do your tongue like a... No. I can't do that. I can do a hot dog. I can only do one. Yeah, I can clover mine up. That looks like a clam.

You know, like the clam. That's hereditary, though. Is it? Mm-hmm. Can you gleak? That was the thing back in. Oh, I can never gleak. I always wish I could.

Only on accident. I can gleak pretty good. I can shoot it across the room. I don't really spit everywhere. Yeah. See, you can get Amy. You're like a snake. Yeah, I am...

Sometimes at home I just go hanging and begging all night. I give myself a solid hour of hanging-making practice. Um, I mean, I have a lot. The million or the billion dollar ticket was sold. Lunchbox mentioned that. Devastating. One point three billion. But these stories are becoming so off.

It's not even a big deal anymore. It's like theirs. And then they made such a, the news article was like, oh, if they would have bought it one mile away, they'd be $52 million richer because of taxes. Well, guess what? If they would have bought it a mile away, they wouldn't have got the winning numbers. Yeah, I think they're not saying if they literally would have. I think they are saying if that store would have been a mile away because they would have got thin numbers because it's all the accidental. Quick pick.

I don't know if it was a quick pick or not. What they're really saying is a mile away, there's no taxes. And what a funny story it is. Yeah. It's devastating. Or there are taxes, but not the same. Men with sports cars are trying to make up for something a study confirms. A study has found a link between perceived penis size and interest in sports cars.

Men were asked to rate. Well, listen, I have a sports car. Mine's considered a sports car, right? Yeah, yeah. But I don't feel like I'm trying to. I don't see you obsessed with that. I didn't know. It's this guy right here.

I don't even really like it. Lunge box. But it was, you couldn't find a car anywhere. And I wanted, because I had an electric Tesla and I wanted to not have. that anymore because Caitlin would get sick in it. And so it was the only electric other car because there were no cars. It was that time when you go to a lot and there were no cars anywhere. And I've been like, I don't even like this car. It's fine. It's fine. But other dudes are like, you want to try? The other dude is like, dang. Some girl I was walking out of a restaurant the other day

for lunch, Caitlin and I were. And she was like, hey, that car, what is, I don't know anything about, I don't know anything about my own car. Like nothing. And she was like, and she had a lot of like really intelligent questions that I did not know the answer to. And I was like, I don't know. It's electric. That's all you know. Yeah, I was like, I don't know anything about it. And she was like, oh, okay, cool, cool, cool.

But so I don't feel, I don't, maybe subconsciously, but I didn't even want this car. But when I got it, I was like, okay, it's fine. Now you're like, baller. It's a nice car, but the sports part of it I don't like, because sports cars don't have spare tires, and I've popped tires just hitting a pothole. Why not? Because they just don't have room.

We don't have room and we got to go fast. It does have room though. But it weighs it down. I put my golf clubs in there. Yeah. I put, Abby gave me some cool stuff for Christmas. Like metal Arkansas.

It holds all kinds of stuff. Why can you not put a tire in there? No, no, no, because you have those in there temporarily. Sports cars aren't supposed to be hauling stuff all the time. You take your golf clubs out when you get home. Got to keep that speed up. I don't think I'll have this car more than six more months. Wow.

Just not between that I love that sounds like someone in here is getting a gift No I love that that Hyundai on that I drive from Hyundai they give me it's awesome and I will go places and people will go Because I'll just drop it off the ballet. They'll be like what is this? Yeah Because it's so it's also electric the technology in that thing is better than I think any car I've ever been in I mean it has it's computer everything so I probably drive that close to as much. I just want to hit a pothole. It's so dumb.

So you know what? I'm not associated with penis size. But right now you kind of are. No, I'm okay. I feel good about it. I feel good about not having the car and I feel good about my penis, okay? Okay, good, good.

Again, the sunniest fatten link between penis size and interest in sports cars. I guess I have no interest. Yeah, that's the point. Yeah, I guess so. I thought it was just had one. You're not obsessed with it. He is.

Lunchbox. That's fine. You can say whatever you want about my penis size if I got a lambo. But you don't have a lambo. But you still have interest and no lambo. Say what you want, whatever. Give me a lambo. When the team analyzed the results,

they sold the men over 30 who were made to feel like their penis size was below average. They wanted a sports car. This can't be accurate. Daily male. Can't be accurate. Science, man. Forget dad bods, the article says, from the daily male. Women prefer men, no, no, forget dad bods. Like, forget it as how. What do you mean?

Women prefer men with muscular shoulders. and if they're tall and have tattoos. That's at first sight. Not in, like, when you get to know. Yeah, but this isn't spend 10 years with them and learn about them as humans. It's not. Friends zone first? Yes.

But Eddie says they love the dad bought, but he's the one trying to get rid of his dad bought. No, just trying to get healthy. I don't care about how my body looks. I think I look good. That's a good, that's a good little way to live. Like, I don't think I look terrible. Like, you want, you're worried about like your overall health,

how you're feeling. Like, I play with my kids and I start getting a little, winded. I want that to go away. I want to be able to hang with him for a lot. It will only get worse. I know. As you get older, even doing the same. Eddie was today was like, because Eddie came and worked out with me last week and he did great. And he was like, hey, let's do it again today. And I'm like, but you're hanging, bangy sore. Don't get me sick. If you're hanging bangy sore, I don't want to work out with you because I don't want to get sick. But he did come and ask me when you thought you would never want to do it again. No, I think I'm just far removed from the

soreness. And this time, it only lasted like three days, I think. After the third day, I wouldn't sore. The first time I really worked out, like I think two, three weeks ago, I was sore for like a week and a half. So improvement. And I've been thinking about it. I'm like, hey, that, I mean, I don't know. I kind of want to get back. Did you go hard in Vegas to the point where you are, like today, I haven't worked out like four days. This had a pretty busy weekend, not just busy work, but Caitlin and I made a point to go do a lot of stuff together. And so, do you feel like you went so hard that you'll be at a negative when you start because of Vegas? Yeah, probably. I think I went backwards. Because, man, I even took

shoes. I'm like, ooh, maybe I'll hit the gym when I'm in Vegas. Wake up early. Hit the gym. Never never got there. Vegas is tough to hit the gym though because it's so far. Because I'll do that too. And you'll go, I'm going to go, I'm going to take some shorts and some shoes. And then by the time you go and get in the elevator and you go down and walk all the way across the floor, it's just a long way.

Yeah. It's almost like doing anything in Vegas is further than what you think it is. And so I would do the same thing. Maybe I go one day. Man, I thought about it. And then I'm like, I don't Vegas, baby. Even though I don't Vegas baby at all. I'm like, you know, Vegas, baby.

Ray, you got alcohol poisoning in Vegas? Yeah, I did. Final 24 hours I was there. I don't know what it was. I mean, they say alcohol poisoning is just too much alcohol. Yes, no one poisoned you. You just drank too much. That's what it is.

Right, but I mean, we're at events with 100 of our closest friends. And when people are saying, hey, do this shot, you're almost like look down upon if you don't do this shot. No, no. And sophomore, you're a college, maybe. Yeah. At this event, it was different. And maybe it was sophomore at college because, I mean, I was bad. I was like sweating. I had the room at 60 degrees.

Bazer was freezing. She had all her, every coat she brought she had on and she's like, you something is wrong with you. I didn't even think I could make the flight home. I like couldn't even walk. I was like shaking. You drank that much? Well, not that. It's just the amount of alcohol to food to water ratio. But that's what I'm saying. And we'll talk about it next year. Maybe I need a little bit more selection of food. Maybe I need a bottle of water always there with me. I'll handle it next year with the handlers. Ray, can I tell them about the panhandling? I mean, you can tell whatever you want. man, he had a bad night of gambling

so bad that he hit his limit and he started telling people strangers walking by the gambling tables you got Venmo? Man, I'll Venmo you cash. Money, you give me cash. So what, you had a physical hard limit of money.

Yes. And once you spent it, you were done but now you were trying to cheat the system and send Venmo so your wife wouldn't know? No, no, wife can know. No, he couldn't get in the ATM because it was locked out. You get the limit.

I thought you had said a personal limit. No. Oh, no, Ray. I did get a couple People who were down for it. No, I knew one of them. But also I would ask the stranger and somebody's like, you know that sounds like a scam? And I go, but it's really not because I'm in.

It does sound like a scam. Yeah. He was like panhandling to everyone walking by. Well, but that's not really panhand. No, no, no. But he was just asking. People were just like, are you serious? Who are you?

Ray. Boy, what do you need to know? You're still the same raid? It's what's crazy. No, no, no. My excuse is this. The voice is because the schedule was morning to night. we can show you the itinerary. It was insane.

It was a lot. I mean, you... But why schedule so much? I wasn't in charge of it. But here's what I'm saying is. We would wake up and it was a lesson of gambling at 10. At 11, we had a live podcast. At one, we had a watch party for five hours. At 6 o'clock at night, we had a ferris wheel that we rode around and drank. I mean, I'm like, guys, at what point did we have a break in the schedule where I could sleep?

Next year, listeners get to sleep with us because I need a nap. That's not bad, Ray. Completely agree. When did you get home? What was it? So I left on Monday morning. I didn't know what we were saying. But yeah, I left on Monday morning. I wanted to do it day later. I almost could not get on the flight. I said this morning that show was taped, but it was all new material. Yeah, yeah. Got it. Hey, good job thinking about if you needed to cover or not. I like that. So you left yesterday morning. Yeah. And I mean, dude, Beezer goes, do we need to push the flight back? And I go, as long as I focus, look down. I cannot talk to any people. I can make it to the airport. And then I'll just fake, like, like I'm okay and get on the flight. And I did. Luckily, I was able to pass on on the flight or it would have been brutal. Did you vomit? Oh, the entire morning. I mean, your body shuts down when you have a certain, when you have alcohol poisoning, your body's like, get that out of me. I don't care

what you have to do. Get this poison out of your system. And I did. But then I had no food or water for three days. But it's just you drinking too much. It was, but I'm like I said, I mean, we stayed at a, like I said, it's just you drinking too much. Well, let me say this. We stayed at a place that at an Asian cuisine. That's not exactly my favorite type food. So for three days, I didn't eat. I mean, we would be an event. And Uber eats in food. We did. I got Sonic. Thank God. Thank God somebody delivered Sonic on Vegas Boulevard because I didn't eat for three damn days. Can somebody talk sense into me because I don't understand how he just didn't drink too much and that he is saying that he didn't eat enough food. Okay. Yeah. But that's on him. He's a human being. He's an adult human being.

But we would go to an event and they had pizza. I had pizza a couple nights ago. I don't want pizza. And there there weren't other options. Well, I don't think this is a time to be picky. They were burgers. They were a burger. Please talk some sense into me or Ray. Like all you do is a menu. All you do is a order. But also, at times it was. It's not hard. And there's other restaurants. He's making it seem like he was in a situation where he just had to get alcohol poisoning. There was a damn menu and the girl goes, ask whatever you want on the menu.

And I said, let me get hash frowns. And she goes, we don't have those. I'm like, they're on the menu. They only had three options. So right then you knew, well, I guess it's alcohol poisoning. No choice. I'm a picky eater. So it was a tough situation we put in.

It's crazy. I went to a Mexican food restaurant in our hotel. What did we? But Ray doesn't like, I guess you don't like Mexican either. I thought y'all just had Asian. One question. There's other restaurants in the hotel. Asian Hash Browns is all they had.

Go ahead. On the high roller, what food was there to eat? No food. And it was for an hour and a half, and that's when I needed food after drinking at the watch party. But you can't. It's a Ferris wheel in the damn air.

It was 30 minutes. It was 30 minutes. There's nowhere to go when you're walking. 90 minutes. Then why did he say 90 minutes? Because he makes things up. We were in line. We were in line for 30 minutes.

You didn't have to stay in the line. You could have gotten food. It sounds like you got alcohol poisoning. You drank too much. And now you're looking for any excuse to not say that. I couldn't find food or water in Vegas for three straight days, and that's why I got sick. Hey, you have to respect that he's sticking with it. Yeah, Jeff, fun?

I had a blast. My wife was there. My sister was there. Friends from high school were there. Oh, that's why you went so hard. But I didn't go hard. Ray, yes, you did. You just said, if somebody looked at you and said, well, I'll take this 19th shot in a row.

You're like, well, I guess I'll have to. Night one, in bed at 11. Everybody else went out till three. Night two, in bed at 11. Because you're passed out. No, it wasn't. But then the schedule books up, and I'm a, exhausted. I looked at some of the people that were with us a couple times. I said, I'm exhausted.

I've got nothing left to give the team. Thank you. You drank too much. Way too much. All the events did have alcohol. Yeah. And it's a lubricant. I mean, to talk to people. Now it's a different excuse. Well, man, I had to. It's a lubricant, man. These are all people you don't know. And I mean, to social. You said closest friends. A hundred of them. After the weekend. Okay. Well, I'm sorry you didn't feel good. It was just a final day. But yeah, other than that, I was fine. It felt great. That's still, oh boy. The final day he got hungry. It's sick sucks. It was one of those, man. I hope you learned a lesson from it. Yeah, it was one of those alcohol poisoning when you're like, wow, what if I never drink again?

That's a very likely possibility. Or is it I'm never drinking again? But then once you're feeling better, you're like, ah, I'm gonna drink. No. As of right now, I'm never drinking again. Because that feeling was, I thought, I thought it might die for a second. But you did dry January and you weren't drinking all January, but then like, I don't know, four days into it, you're like, eh, I'm kind of wet. That's when we met with Allie downtown, so I felt like I wanted to have fun. But you meet with Alley Downtown all the time. I know.

We hadn't done it in a couple months, though. Oh, boy. Okay. Well, Ray also bought property on Mars. Did you guys know this? No. You can buy property on Mars? I don't know what race.

Sounds like a scam. Gambler. Cammler. Like what? Go ahead. Tell them, and I want to be, go ahead. All right. I got an email and it said, you can buy acre, an acre, two acres on planet Mars.

And it was a legit email. Everything was fine. Of course, it's a legit email. You just... There's a website. It's buy... Let me say it. Buy planet mars.com.

Totally legit. And for $35, they'll send you a deed. They'll send you a thing that says you own an acre on Mars. I'll do it for $5. I'll send you a deed. It's something that says you own an acre on Venus. But hold on. Then you can buy more.

So I was thinking as a show, we can buy it says 100 acres on Mars for $100. Okay. I've done a little research. And how much did you spend? $35. On one acre? One acre. That includes the deed and a couple forms that make it official.

So you bought an acre for three pieces of paper. Yeah. I mean, you paid $35 for $3 pieces of paper. Well, and if it's worth something in years, then I look smart. Well, hey, I can send you some, sell you some acres on the moon. Here we go, Ray. Article 2 of the Outer Space Treaty, because now we have like the Space Forest and here we go. Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies is not subject to national appropriation by clamor sovereignty by means of use or occupation or by any other means.

In short, nobody can climb ownership of Mars or land on Mars or do so with anything else. I mean, I'm on the website. I'm like trying to find, okay, who owns? It's a scam. Nobody owns Mars. You don't own anything on Mars. It was fine. $35. This is one of those things where you pay it and then you get to name, like you dedicated to someone,

sort of like when you buy a star and says, hey, I named a star after you. But that star really is named after that person, though, like in a database. But who else have they told? Yeah, but they've, no, but it's in like a database. You sure? But someone over in France can sell that same star. I don't think that's true. Oh, you don't think the stars get reused?

Uh-uh. Oh, come on. I don't think so because they're almost, I mean, they're limitless. Okay. But with Ray, I think he just got straight scammed. And there's no data. Nowhere does it say Ray owns part of Mars, except for the legitimate email that he claims he got. But also, when I get the deed, maybe that says more information.

But the deed is just a piece of paper. I can put information on the deed. I can say you're six foot on the deed. Oh, my gosh. That'd be cool, Ray. And then it must be true, right? Six foot, dude. I mean, you talk about forging a deed.

You tell me this company's just cool with doing. and all that. Forging a deed. You can make a deed for anything. Well, then they got me for $35. But it's not. There are no cancellations, returns, or refunds. Sorry. I mean, are these people making money? Well, yeah, they made $35. Well, then we need to get buy Planet. It says you can buy Neptune. Land on Mars 2499 to $49.40. But also it says, if you'll scroll up, Mike, it says, keep going. To the top of the screen. It says, Article 2 of the outer space treaty. And I've got to be honest with you, I never heard of the outer space treaty until... Who signs the other end of that treaty?

Star Trek. Some alien. I don't know what the outer space treaty is, to be fair. Okay, I don't either. Outer space, Article 2, including the moon. Yeah, we know. What is UNOSU? U-N-O-O-S.A. Oh, it's the United Nations Treaty's Outer Space. So it's something within the United...

Oh, it is? It's the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs. Wait, so it is legit. No, no, no, no. They're the one saying it's not legit, Ray. Oh. Well, this one says that if you purchased it, this deed is only good on this website. On the one Reagan. Yeah. And then if you

would like to post-mail package or larger acreage, you need to visit biplanetamars.org. So, now that there's... But you can't, but then probably on that website, too, it's only valid on that website. They're making double money. Ray, you got a scam, buddy.

Oh. Interesting enough to get me to do it. Includes Martian deed with landowner's name. An amazing gift for the earthling with every... Okay, this is just... If you go to dot org, you can buy 50 acres. This is a novelty gift. Loved by celebrities all across the universe.

And they said... Good for you, Ray. And it's a Christmas president. You don't have any good ideas. That's another not good idea if you do that. Okay, let's see. I got a bunch of stuff from Ray here. He wanted to call Scoobo.

We never got to this. meant to, but Scoob is here now because he thinks Scooba did something really rude to him. Scoba, do you know about this? I do not know. Okay. Sorry, I was like tracked by this Mars thing here. It's okay. Me too, and I'm sorry I dedicated that much time to it.

So for Christmas, Scuba got me these dope shoes. We did it during our gift exchange, and I just got to thinking about the gifts after the fact, and he gave me some cool lotion. I'm sure his wife helped him out with that. But one of the gifts was deodorant. And I was like, bizarre gift to give somebody, especially when we do mailbags sometimes when people are like, hey, how do I tell a coworker they smell? That's true.

That would have been sent, yeah, that's good. I thought, okay, I thought lotion and deodorant kind of fit in the same gift, like lotion, deodorant, soap, like all that is like a body wash type thing. But you're right. We do talk about that. Scooba, what was your intention? My intention was initially because the, my thing is observations. I observed that Ray has a bunch of like little things here like lotions and whatever.

So I wanted to get him some things that me and my wife used on our. face and our skin care products. So I wanted to get a bunch of different things for that. And there was a shortage on a lot of different products. And so it only came down to deodorant and two other things versus what I plan to get him. That's all it was. So it wasn't he stinks? It wasn't that he stinks.

No. Not at all. I like that deodorant. That was one of the things that I like and I use. I got, and that's part of our luxury boxes because Scoobit got like the $300 bucks Amazon gift card, right? Oh yeah, yeah. Another one of them was this really, really nice tie in a bunch of like hand soap, soap,

shampoo. That's not luxury. But it's really good stuff. Like it's expensive. And then lunchbox got that and also he ended up losing everything. But it was really good. So I have it all the house. I kept it. It was the greatest thing that he didn't keep it. Love it. Yeah. You can have it. Power crap. But it's good for your skin though. Like it helps you stay youthful and look good. There's nothing wrong with that. The sun is hard on our skin. We should take care of it. Deodorant. There was some deodorant in there too. Yeah. Wow. Let me tell you that says luxury like I've never seen. I can go to Walgreens. I see deodorant. It's more expensive than the size of the luxury.

You don't have to like everything luxury. That tie was expensive. It was. You could have taken all that and returned it to the store. That's what he didn't understand. You know how much effort that takes? Couldn't. Not that much.

You could have gotten like 300 bucks to go to one store and drop it off. They wouldn't give me cash. They'd give me store credit. I don't think so. This store is pretty good about. You guys, I saw you did your bet at the store losers commission. Oh my goodness. Where you take, how much money do you take from everybody?

$100. It was $25. from every, that was the limit. And we put $100 each. And we put it all in red. We ended up with like $4,000. So to start it off, we all come down the escalators and we all surround one roulette table. And I mean, last year they were all like, get back, get back. This time the pit boss is telling us to get loud. Same one. Did you know you were coming? No, different one. No. Same hotel. No different. And they didn't have any idea we were coming. We just showed up and here we are bombarding the table. And we're like, please don't kick us out. Please don't kick us out.

And they were hyping us up. Let's go! Let's go! He was putting his arms up. They were loving it. Do you think there's a... I don't... By the way, I don't think this...

So I'm not going to get... It's not conspiracy theory, but do you think there's like something that they can hit? I've thought about this. I've never really wanted to be red or black. I only say... I only say this because once I had a friend

who was doing something and I'm going to be real vague about it and he was doing something at a casino and it wasn't one of the big, big ones. And he was like, hey, we're going to do this segment. And the guy was like, do you want to land on red or black? And he was like, what? He goes, do you want it to land on red or black?

And he said, red. And I don't remember how it ended up. But I think he did. So to me, that was like he could affect what it landed on. Now, this is secondhand. Yeah. And I also don't believe it. But I just ask if you do believe that there's something that somebody can push or touch

to make that thing land on red or black. Yes. I believe that when he sees all this money on red, they can hit that because they know the feeling it's going to give that group of people and what they're going to end up spending because they're so excited about that win. So they wanted sore losers' coaches convention to go off with, like, start off with a bang, and they were like, you think they knew what sore losers' coaches convention was. Oh, they got wind of it.

I mean, there was 10 red suits surrounding our table. Bones, we shut down the casino when that event happened. Everybody stopped dealing. Blackjack dealers stopped doing. Everybody was watching. So loud. Of course, I would too. If I see up something like big jumping and excitement, I look over too.

But anyway, I like it. I just wonder if they think they can, if there's something they could do to affect it. I think it's possible. So does everyone that works at a casino have to make some pledge or vow to never disclose? I think only the pit boss can do it. Yeah, I don't think every dealer, because that's probably called a dealer too. Okay.

Can do it. I mean, because the dealer even looked at the pit boss and the pit boss gave him the nod, like, go ahead. Go ahead. Do what? Let's go with the bed. Let's roll. Okay, well, they put it on red. $4,000 from everybody there.

Here's a clip. That's a lot of people. There's a lot of people. And it's a second year we've hit this. Yeah. If we do this again, I mean, we're going to miss it like one of these years. No, stop with that negative attitude. Why are you a year out already going we're going to miss it?

Right, because, you know, I mean, what are the odds? We're going to hit this. You've seen me hit it like five or six times. Exactly. Hey, and you know what? After we hit it, Ray goes, guys, we almost didn't get that. He's like, it almost went in a black. Well, it almost goes.

That's the point of that. It always bounces out. or one, right? You didn't let me explain. In Vegas now, apparently there's three greens, which is horrible. It means you only have about a 46% chance to win at roulette, which is really not good. You need one green, which is in Europe, or some places have two greens. And so it was spinning around. It went past all the threes and then stopped in a black and chilled in the black for a split second. And I don't know what it was, an act of God or something. Or was it a switch. Once it landed in black, the press switch button it spit it out.

I saw it firsthand and I was like, that was pretty. insane. Well, that's fun. Are you tired, lunchbox? Yeah. Exhausted. When did you get home? Last night at 9 p.m. Man, you just push it, don't you? No, no, no. Plain was delayed two hours yesterday. That's pushing it. No, no. I mean, there was rain. And then so we finally got on the plane. So the plane, so the plane was late getting in, and then got on the plane, then it was backed up, like with planes trying to take off. So I fell asleep, woke up, we were still there. Oh, that sucks too, because I think you're maybe 75% there. Yeah. Let me look out the window.

Oh, my God, the ground. And I was like, wow, okay. Cool. And so yeah, and then when we got back, it took 45 minutes for the luggage to get from the plane to the stupid belt. Which, by the way, Ray has a pretty good idea about that. And Ray has actually come to the forefront with like ideas for Shark Tank that if he would, somebody who would spend his own money and do it, they'd be good ideas. The one about the app, the layaway drinks or whatever that was. That was a good one. Even Barbara Corcoran was like that was good.

Do you want to tell him your new idea? Yeah, so this one would be, it would be just like Uber. you know how Uber they'd take us on rides and stuff but there's also Uber eats We know we know right it's like it'd be like You know Henry Ford invented the car And so the car drive yes You've heard of it

This would just be a hybrid of it It would be Uber luggage And they would pick up your luggage And bring it to your hotel and all that stuff Or home or home And it would be a very cheap service And you're not gonna have to wait Like lunch did for 45 minutes

You go and you take a picture Before you got take a picture of a bag And the identification And then you just leave the airport And go home And then you upload your picture to Uber luggage and they go and they wait for your bag to come out to bring it to you. And what would really be awesome is when you go to Vegas like us, like a bunch of idiots,

we're dragging our bags all around. Uber would handle all that. You can hit the tables, hit the casino, you have no suitcase with you until you get back to your room. Like 50 bucks. Uber luggage? Uber luggage. Pretty good idea. I mean, if they're going to go get a sandwich, why can't they go get the luggage? Or it's not even Uber. It's its own thing because you can't invent Uber or anything, right? Because Uber already had. Just so we knew in our heads what it was. Yeah. That's pretty good. It's not bad. There's security issues with it, but we'd have to get through the red tape. You don't know.

No, no, I do. Because if you go get your pickup, your bag from one of those, like if you leave it on the belt and you have to go to the office, that's why they're there when you land. No, you're not listening. No, you're not listening. As soon as you land, they have to be there. And you see them, you're like, boom, I'm out.

And they wait for it as you walk out. Okay, fine. But that's what I'm saying. Airport security stops you. Like, hey, let me see your bag tag. Let me see your ID. Oh, it doesn't match. Uber luggage.

I got a picture of it right here. That's what I'm saying. There's security that you're going to have to get through. You're going to have authorization to do all that. Okay, you're just using words. I'm just telling you. I wouldn't want to lock my luggage, though. And also, people take people's luggage all the time.

Nobody grabs them. People just grabs somebody's luggage and walk out. No one's checking the luggage. Nobody's checking anything. There's never security I have to go through with my luggage. Nope. Ever once. No, that's what I was.

He just like to tell Ray's ideas aren't good. I'm just telling you. I was so fascinated when, because I was at the Denver airport over Christmas, like everything you'd see on the news with all that luggage everywhere. and nobody there took it. Like I was like... But all that security in case you do get one.

No, no, no, no, no. Anybody could have walked in and grabbed any of those bags and just walked straight out. No problem. I'm actually shocked. Maybe it did happen. I don't know, but it was crazy. I got two other quick things from Ray,

and then we'll get out of here. It's going to be kind of expensive too because the person's got to pay for parking so that $50 is going to have to cover their parking. That's not going to be enough profit to do it. So you're going to have to charge $100 at least. No, you don't pay for parking unless you're there for over an hour. Over 30 minutes.

Well, even 30 minutes. But if you're waiting for your bag, it's going to take 30 minutes because you've got to get it. But Uber also has deals with certain places that if you work for them, they pay the airport in general overall, and they can park in those spots until they grab the person. No. Yes, they do. No, they have a waiting lot that is free and you drive up when your ride is I'm just... Why do you want to pay and raise Cheerios about his ideas?

If you're coming to me as an investor... We're not. We're not going to invest in anything. These are... This is what I do is a shark. I have to tell you. you what's wrong with your idea. Ray, it's a good idea. Yeah! There's

room for that service because I would pay for that. Like, if I have to land and go to work from the California. How much would you be willing to pay for it? I'm asking like, how much is it worth? $10,000. See, now you're just being... And how much would you have paid last night when you're sitting there for 45 minutes? Nothing?

I was just annoyed. Okay, Ray says since Bones and Jackson are pretty good friends. What is this one? Yeah, I just thought this would be interesting, a topic for the show and then the listeners could see who we think as a country star we would be friends with because you and Jake have been chilling a lot together now. So I was like, I don't really see any of these fools with hanging out with country artists. Like, who do you guys see yourself that you could actually hang out with and be friends with? Because we work in the same industry

and none of y'all are friends with any of them. Yeah. But they're like country stars. But like if there was one, who would you kind of see similar stuff? Let me say this. Oh, probably carry underwood. What do you mean country? They're just, they're normal people. No, I know, but who, they don't want to hang out with us. Why not? I like to hang out you? Because you're a fun person and they would too because they're normal people. I'd like to hang out with Luke Ryan. I think him and I would be fishing all the time, going to the beach.

No, you're going on vacation. That's vacations. What about hanging out? But again, that's like a once a month thing. No, no, no, like normal day, normal friends. Fine, picking the guitar in the backyard by the fire, hanging out. You and Luke. Me and Luke Bryan, best friends. Yes. I mean, that's a great. Luke's awesome. Yes, and he's just so

funny and happy and I think we'd tell good stories and make each other laugh. Dude, I think me and Luke would be awesome friends. You guys will be good friends. Yeah. Because I'm friends with Luke. I think you and Luke would be awesome. What do you guys do?

Can't fire backyard guitar picking? Mm-mm. I don't pick any guitar. Like what's... Well, you dinner. You do dinner with some of these people. Mm-hmm. I also don't talk about it a whole lot because I don't want to be the person that's like, whatever.

If you're going to do it, what's the point I'm not talking about it? Because they're my friends. Oh. That's not why he's doing it. Do you think I post a picture of Eddie and I every time we go? to eat? No. Well, that's different level. I do pretty much post on Mike, though. Mike will be sent across from me? Just take a picture up and post it.

What was the question? I don't either. He was yelling at me for something. I said, why would you not post it? I mean, that's the point of doing it. So people know. But do you post a picture every time you go to lunch or dinner with any friend? But no one knows who they are. But doesn't matter. No, it does. You got to show off your status. That's not a status thing.

It is. If you're friends with Luke Brian, that's a stat, that's saying, like, look who I roll with. Like, it's like, whatever. up. Like you're not going to show Timmy next door because no one cares about Timmy next door. No one don't think it's cool that you're hanging out with Timmy from next door. But I don't think everybody cares to show people that they're cool or they think they're cool.

Okay, that's why we have social media. Social media is actually a way to show you're cool. Or having fun. Let people into your life. There we go. There we go. So you pick Luke Bryan? Absolutely. I heard lunchbox you all carry Underwood

and I moved away. Yeah. What way? Yeah. Okay. Why? What would you guys do? We would be good friends. We both have kids.

And she has a husband. Yeah. And I have a wife. So what? So what are you all going to do? Yeah. What do you all do? Hang out?

Work out. Talk about life. Sing by the campfire. You think you guys are such similar personalities. Yeah. Go to hockey games together. To watch her husband. He doesn't play anymore.

But yeah. That's true. He doesn't play anymore. Okay. So, I know, it's pretty perfect. Okay. Amy. I mean, we have to fix some.

Yeah, it was raised question, right? Okay, I could... Kimberly and Karen. Oh, that's good from a little big town. Yeah. They seem fun. Yeah. Who would I pick, though?

You already have those friends. No, but I'm talking about that I don't. That I don't. Like, who would I think would be cool? Oh, I know. Stapleton, because you both don't want to talk and you don't want to go anywhere. You just want to be recluses.

That's true. Y'all just hang out. Don't say a word. That's true. I mean, the perfect relationship. It is, well... In a way, because like Mike and I can hang out and we don't have to talk. Mike and I have lived together twice.

We've, if you count, us living in California together. While we were staying there for a few months, he lived with me when he first moved here. We fly everywhere together. We don't have to talk. We are an old married couple. But we also just don't talk that much if we're not working. But like Jake, for example, who I am very close with, he talks. He has a lot to say.

And I don't have to say anything. It's awesome. so we can go to dinner Jake's funny and magnetic even and he's got great stories and there's no competition because I don't care

I just want to sit back and not have to say anything because I spend my whole life saying crap so it works both ways who would have from the past though maybe who

George Jones ooh no he went hard he went hard Johnny Cash he went hard all those guys went hard yeah they did went really hard

um all right Ray, I like that, though, Ray. That's a good one. We have Jake on the Bobbycast. He's going to come over today, right? We're recording it for maybe next week or the week after. Okay. All right.

I think that's it. Let me mark this off. You know what we're watching right now? I know we talked about that earlier too, but I don't want to review it until it's over. But it has this shot to be one of my favorite Netflix shows ever. Oh. And we started it like months ago, watched one episode, then we quit because I don't know what happened. And we jumped back into it, and it's German.

It's called in German? Yeah. It's called in German? No, no, no. It's German. No, the language. It's called dark. It's subtitles.

It's subtitles. And we put the English language on too, where it looks like they're like talking, but their lips don't match. But it's like those shows that were, hey, Michael, what, the Korean movie? Squid Game. Both.

Parasite and, okay, so Parasite, the movie, Squid Games. I was like, God, I can't watch something. It's not in English. I don't want to watch any sort of subtitles, but they were both so good, that even before I watched Dark, I was like, I don't want to watch anything in subtitles. In an episode and a half end, I'm like,

this is the greatest show I've ever seen. Yeah, I think we miss out on really good movies because they're in different languages. Dark has a 95% on Rotten Tomatoes. I know. So no premise? Can you get any premise? Yeah, I can give you, I can read you the premise on the site.

When two children go missing in a small German town, its sinful past is exposed along with the double lives and fractured relationships that exist among four families as they search for the kids. The mystery drama series introduces an intricate puzzle filled with twists

that include a web of curious characters, all of whom have a connection to the town's troubled history. Let's go. Sounds good. We also finished Tulsa King. It's been a while if we finished that. Is that with Sylvester Stallone? Is it anything good?

It's really good. It takes a second because at the beginning, it's a little, it feels a little corny at first because, you know, you know, it's Sylvester Stallone. He's a mobster. You know, he's been in jail for like 25 years because he wouldn't rat on the mob. And he finally gets out, and the mob's gotten a lot older, and they, like, send him down to Tulsa.

because they don't want them up there. And so he has to go down in Tulsa and start a new mob down in Tulsa. And then it's what happens there. And there are only 30-minute episodes. We didn't know we were watching the finale, though. This has been a while ago now, a week or so. We didn't know we were watching the finale.

And the episode in the end, we were like, wow, that is a dramatic ending for that episode. Let's see what's up next on the next one. We're like, oh, that was finale. Like, dang it. We wanted to experience, because we'll put our phones away for a finale. You've done this before, haven't you?

What? Yeah. Can you do that with another show, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like to look ahead. I know, I don't like to look ahead because I don't want to see even what the episodes are titled

or the people on the square because what if I think they may have died or something? So I try to avoid the spoilers. So, yeah, but Tulsa King's good. 90% audience score on Tulsa King. It's on Paramount Plus. That's our thing.

We'll watch a show a night. We try to set aside an hour, watch a show unless we really get into it, then like a Sunday afternoon we'll binge three or four episodes if I'm not gone. So that's it. Thank you.

New Bobby cast up today. Check it out. And we'll see you tomorrow. Bye, buddy. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me,

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