The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Post Show (03-22-22)

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

Bobby starts talking by a man who has spent over $40,000 trying to cover his body in tattoos. Eddie brings a way for Lunchbox to be on the Price Is Right. There was a guy who helped his Tinder date deliver her baby. A listener needs advice on getting into radio. Another voicemail is left asking Bobby to make a challenge for the Arkansas vs. Gonzga game. A listener shared a hot take that Amy is the new biggest sore loser on the show. We also hear some behind the scenes of Eddie trying to get a Tell Me Something good correct. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm not sure that they can. I mean, you have to tattoo the butt hole, right? I mean, if you're doing the eyes, why not? I mean, if you're trying to do 100% of your body, somebody has to spread your butt cheeks and do the insubes. and do the inside of your butthole. Okay. But my theory is, if you're ready for it,

I believe that in the beginning, someone's just getting a lot of tattoos, for whatever reason, the same reason anyone gets tattoos. But then they start to be celebrated because of their tattoos. Celebrated, acknowledged, like, wow, and I should you get a couple of them? And then you start to be tattoo guy.

And then it's, I'm known as tattoo guy. That's your identity. I got to keep getting tattoos. And then let me just get everything tattooed. I think that's how that turns into that. I don't think he ever went into it going, all right, time to get my first tattoo of my whole body. See, when I see this, I think dollar signs.

How expensive that whole investment was because every tattoo is so expensive. Yeah, unless you have a friend who does it and can practice on you. That's true. And if you have that many, it probably doesn't. But you're right, that is a thing too. That's not cheap. It says over $40,000. In tattoos, yeah, crazy.

So I saw that picture over coming on. I do want to talk about the prices, right? And we were thinking that lunchbox was going to be in the prices right here in town. Because Eddie had sent this to me last night. I saw the news story, and I was like, this is it. This is the answer. Like Drew Carey comes to town. They shoot the show here for a week or something.

We save money because Lunchbox doesn't have to go all the way to L.A. to do his thing, and he's famous. But that was going to be sponsored anyway. That was. Sure. Yes, mostly. We don't know yet. Okay.

But it's not. It's the travel road show. So I guess like in Vegas they do Price is Right. It's kind of like that. Yeah, Amy, throwing to kill Bobby. I was on it. What? I was on it. I won. I mean, I won the... He won a microwave. There's a whole... You didn't know this? No. What did you play?

We went to a casino with a massive theater and they had thousands of people in there. And it was the Price is Right, but without Bob Barker at the time or Drew Carey, whoever's doing it. And we're walking in. They do the whole thing where they give you a thing and you talk to people. The thing is the name tag. And Amy goes, if you get on it. I'm going to kill you. I don't think I said it quite like that. You said like this.

You said, if any one of you guys get on, I'm going to kill you. I didn't mean it. She wanted to get on. I didn't mean it. But there was no. He alive now? Yes. Yeah, he's good.

What's up, Mike? Okay. And there's no, um, there's no rhyme or reason as to why they pick people to go on that version. And all of a sudden, they're like, whatever they said. I don't know if my number or my name. Bobby. We got our names because there's those big gold name tag square things. And I'm like, oh, yeah.

And so I run up. And I go up. And I go up. and do the, what do they call that lunchbox? The showcase showdown. No, no, no, contestant row. And then it was a microwave and you know what he bid on the microwave? $1.

Nope. Say it. $69. You're such an idiot. No, no, no. Then the person next to him said, how much did you bid? And he said, 95. Eli, Joe.

And she said, $96. Got her. She was trying to take my number and use it against me. Retail price, $85. Wow. So he wanted. So he won the microwave. No, no, no, no.

What game did you play? Well, then I got up, and you have to name prices of food. You match them, and the more you get the closer you get in the golf putting game. Yeah, it was a hole in one or two. And the greatest part is Bobby's up there just clapping and looking at the crowd. And the guy's like, hey, pay attention. Yeah, I didn't pay much attention. And he's like, and Bobby's, ah!

Just, I didn't like, you know, ah! And the guy goes, this guy won't pay attention. Like, he's getting so frustrated with Bobby. I was into it. And so I didn't get any of the food right. and then I put it from 10 hundred feet away and didn't make it. Okay, so how did you win the microwave? Oh, the first intro, yeah.

But when they have those prizes for you, they let you decide if you want the money, value, or the prize. And I took the money, because I want taking a back home. Exactly. But it's that show, I'm assuming. Okay, yes, it's the road show. I thought it was going to be televised. You know, sometimes Wheel of Fortune travels.

Oh, yeah, they do do that on the road. I thought that's what it was going to be. Wheel of Fortune in Hawaii. Correct. A 25-year-old guys held as Man of the Year after becoming a 20-year-old woman's birthing partner on Tinder date. It was their fourth date. What?

I guess for me, I hear, why he's going out with her he's very pregnant. Yeah, but she was up front in her profile and he was still into it. So she said, I'm looking for a date or I'm looking for a birthing partner? No, no, then I'm pregnant. But just so you know, I'm pregnant, but I'm looking to date. And he was like, oh, I'm cool with you. The eight months pregnant mom was supposed to be picking up her tender date from the airport when her water broke.

She was rushed to the hospital and Max ended up meeting her there. They claimed to have bonded over unexpected circumstances as Max amazingly stepped up in support of Alyssa during the weeks of motherhood. Well, good for them. From L.A.D. Bible. Well, I wonder if he has a pregnancy fetish

for an eight month. That's what lunchbox was insinuating. Yeah, I think... Like, that was his thing? I think so. I mean, there's no way... Let's just be candid about it. You're not voluntarily, out of all the chicks on a dating app, you're not picking the eight-month pregnant one. Unless he saw some pictures of her

belly. Before she was pregnant. It was like, wow. She has a kid and I don't bet that. That's not what I'm a bet on. I'm going to finish. After a month, you're not going to be like, I'm really excited to be a dad. No. Did they stay together? Well, it just happened, but there's TVD, TBD. How cool

would that be? No, no, now they're going to break that. He raises a kid. Now he's going to try to find another pregnant girl. It's a never-ending cycle. If people don't stay pregnant forever. Stop. A few boys. Here's voicemail number one from Matt. I am a college student in eastern Kentucky, and we were trying to find some trends that are going on in the broadcasting area, and I was curious about radio. So I figured to ask you a question or two and see if you could respond. So what are some recent trends in radio as far as hiring goes?

And my other question is, are there any specific skill sets that employers value in new employees? If you could just let me know, thanks. What are some recent trends as far as hiring goes? The trend is not to hire anybody and make one person do eight jobs. Wow. That's real talk right there. But that's not just radio. That's everywhere.

Yeah. So, yeah, that sucks. And then the second one is any skill sets that employers value in employees. To be able to do eight jobs. No, that's real talk. Like, you're telling the exact truth. You need to know a lot of different things. Yes.

But like you always say, beyond time. Well, I had to do eight jobs when I first started, but now it's even at a higher level you've got to do more jobs. Yeah, it's a difficult world to get into. I would also encourage you if you're trying to get into radio. Also, if it's about being on the air, like, fine, but I would also try to think of a niche and have a podcast about something super specific that you care about.

That's another way, an equal way to be on the air. And scratch that itch and not just be on in the local market. Listen, people can replace a DJ really quickly is what sucks. And they can put a voice tracker on anytime. to say money. It's the nature of it, not right or wrong, because all media is over the history of time trying to do more with less. And so, or less, yeah, more with less. So it's making yourself valuable to sales. Because if they can, if you live in Fresno and they can sell you and you have a lot of clients that you're tied in with directly, they're never taking you off the air. I mean,

it's not about how good you are as an announcer or talking over songs which is why i never wanted to be a talkover song guy is because it's hard to have a lot of value to a company if you're just a talk over the song guy if you can have a great relationship with the sales team and they know that there is money directly tied to you you are so much more valuable i used to not think that way because i'd like i'll just do a good show and screw it and sales do it i see now that you really gotta have a good relationship with the money coming in. So that's my advice to you is. Listen, it's great work if you can get it.

It sucks for a long time. It sucked for me for 15 years. Right now it doesn't suck, but it'll suck again. I'm Maury. Eventually it'll be over for me. Who knows it will be next month or 10 years from now? Mori Popovich? Next month.

You never know. They don't say stuff like that. But they could fire me now or 15 years from now. But at any day, because of how this, the nature of this business goes, you're just kind of like, well, whatever's happening to me is up to the people that are making the decisions. Are they making more money than they're putting into me?

Is there an investment into me and how do I make sure that investment is paid off? That is always a big picture. Look at this. And so hiring people, it's tough to get hired. And when you get hired, you've got to show you can do more than they want you to do. And that you're worth more money than you're worth more. they're paying you. But that's how you also climb because then when your deal comes up, you go, I'm worth

X, you're only paying me Y. I can show you exactly why I'm worth X, so can I make Z? And I go, oh, it's good. And no. Then you go, all right. Just like that. Just like that. So a little in the weeds there, but I think that's somewhat accurate.

Was that his homework? I don't know. Maybe just curious. I'm a college student in eastern Kentucky. But it's not just media. This is everywhere. For what they pay you, you need to be worth more. For what they ask you to do, you should either do more or let them know as you're fulfilling your obligations at an A-plus level, you're always willing to take on more.

But in the end, if you do that, your win comes from your value because it's never how much someone's worth is how much is it costs to replace them. So you want to make yourself irreplaceable. No such thing, but you want to get as close to it as possible. so there you go if I were fired today there would be a lot of clients going wait what and it would be tough and they would figure it out because everybody

nobody's irreplaceable but they would go well I have a lot of these clients tied to Bobby we have to somehow figure out to make this money so you want to be you want to do that the end for this business the end the end I guess I don't know

I'll make it back on it a little bit major okay here is I'm a voice starting to go out. Eddie gave me whatever. It's what it is. I didn't give it to. It's in the air.

Yeah, maybe. It's like, man, I just woke up. It's like, it's down, like, where my chest meets my throat, and I can't get it out. Yeah. All right, here's number two, voicemail two, from Shory. I am calling because I am from Spokane, Washington, and I have been dying for Gonzaga to play against Arkansas. So I am looking to see if we could get up some kind of a challenge for us Gonzaga Bulldog fans. regarding your hog fans,

would love to speak with you and get a challenge going for us Spokaneites. Talk to you later. Love the people in Spokane will not do that challenge. You know better. Well, I don't know better, but they're a nine-point favorite. Nobody expects Arkansas to win, but me.

Yeah, and the last time Bobby did that, listener didn't pay. That's true. What is it? I don't remember, but that's true. West Virginia. That's right. You played West Virginia in the lake.

And she didn't. Like, I've been burnt. so many times people going, I'm sick. Can I please meet this artist? And then it's not true. I don't even mess with that anymore. I can't because other people have ruined it. So I hope we beat you. You have a great team. I think we have a shot. But I do not want to do a challenge. I did give Gonzaga fans the nicest insult ever. And they got all upset at me. What was that? I was looking at the people in the crowd at the game. And I said, Gonzaga fans all look like they have a second house and they enjoy skiing. Like they're well off.

Yeah, I was like, that's what I said. Is that? What kind of school is that? I don't know. Is it private? I think it's got to be private, right? I just said Gonzaga fans, while watching them play Memphis, look like they all have a second house and enjoy skiing. Now, you want to get insulted over that. That was a pretty nice thing to say, I thought.

But they did. And then somebody replied back and said, well, Arkansas fans look like they like to go water skiing behind their cousins four-wheeler in a pond. And I said, that's true. Exactly. I said, that's absolutely accurate. That's what we do. if not a pond A creek or a big ditch

We've done it all And sometimes a truck Not behind a four-wheeler But yes Gonzaga is a private university In Spokane Washington There you go Most of their students

They like to go skiing They have built a powerhouse Out of a small school Gotta respect it Hope we beat it Got to respect it Here's one more Voicemail number four

Water be available I don't know We've talked to them a little bit about it I think probably it would be called a Bobby Caitlin Water or a Caitlin Water. Yeah, negotiating there. Well, I'm not negotiating. I mean, she just invented it, so I probably put her name in there. I just made, I just popularized it.

I am the Steve Jobs to her. Oh, yeah, that guy. Oh, can you name him? No. Sozazzoitz. Wozniak. There you go. Wozniak.

Who Wozniak did all the work. And actually, but Steve Jobs was the great marketer. Oh, man. So I've robbed her. I've robbed Wozniak again. A Wozniak, she says that she's been doing that since, like, what, high school? She did a paper on it. Yeah, you got to throw her name in there.

By the way, Mike, is that a semester or a year to go to Gonzaga? Either way, pretty expensive. What is it? It says, well, scroll down a little bit, cost of attendance. 2022, 23 per year. It looks like tuition is $49,800. That hurts Dang.

Unless you play for the basketball team. That's tough. Yeah, that's a lot. Like I said, probably have a second house and enjoy skiing. That's where Bing Crosby went to school. What does he sing? White Christmas enjoyed skiing. Come on.

Of course he did. Exactly. Man, got me, man. I didn't expect that. Amy's fifth thing. Amy shares a story about a note she got from her psychic cousin. She's on your show a lot now, huh? Well, no.

she wasn't on it. It was our episode was last Thursday, and then she sent me a note about the episode that was really crazy because I started numbering, you know how you number your episodes? I started numbering my episodes. And her episode was the first one that had a number,

and it was episode 340. And the, like, what happened with that? You have to listen to it, but it's all about numerology, and it's crazy that that episode was... Are you becoming numerology person? No, no, but it is crazy. Listen, in the episode,

which we taped before my... episodes were even numbered. She came up with like my life number based on my birthday. And my life numbers were three and four. And there was episode 340 and zero is an equalizer. Anyway, I don't know. You are becoming numeral. Good for you. No, I'm sure. I'm glad you have something. I'm not, I'm not saying that's my thing. I'm just saying she shared something. The episode is about way more than that. Kat is on it with me. She's a licensed therapist. And we talked about the how sometimes we feel lazy and you're not lazy. Sometimes you're still doing all the things and just. Just because you rest that does not make you lazy.

Well, let's talk to Eddie about this. Eddie, if someone doesn't work, they should get paid less money because they work harder. No, no, no. But she said something that kind of struck me. They're like, I feel lazy. Yeah, but you shouldn't. You do work hard and you're a dad and you do lots of things and you should not feel lazy. Maybe because I'm so exhausted when I get to work, I feel like I'm lazy at work because I'm exhausted from my home life, maybe.

Well, if it paid you less, you probably work harder and you feel like lazy. I never said that. No point. You did say We're not doing this And usually Like yesterday I go home and I say

Hey am I crazy to my wife Because I said this And everyone disagreed But I said you know what I'm not going to do that today I'm going to stick with what I said I don't know exactly what I said anymore But I'm going to stick to what I said

But what you said was They shouldn't pay No no no I never even said that College basketball players Because if they pay them They won't play as hard Because they're trying to Make it to the NBA

I said that is kind of A good thing about college sports is they try so, so, so hard, more than professional sports, I believe, because they're trying to get to that level. They're not there yet. They want to get to that level. I think that's true. I said the college kids work harder in LeBron.

I think he said. LeBron James doesn't work hard. But I think he's done. Look at him. Watch one game, Amy. You tell me. I think pros work harder than college kids. I mean, he's awesome.

You've got to upkeep. I get that. Because it's the college kids who work the hardest generally that make it to the pros and have a long and successful life. Yeah, you're young and spunky. Well, not even that. So, oh, argue, Amy. Go ahead.

Pass the baton. What? Hard work doesn't matter if you're younger. You can work harder and not be as athletic. My point is, you were so wrong. Mm-hmm. You were so wrong that you didn't even want to tell it to your wife because you didn't want her to tell you you were wrong. That's how wrong you were.

That's funny. Tomorrow. What? Did you, you can listen at four things with Amy Brown. Oh, yeah, yeah. They know. They don't. No, they know it's episode 440 because that's your life number.

They know it's episode 420. Episode 3. 40, but just take that with you today. Like being busy all the time doesn't equal, you know, your self-worth. Yeah, I hear you. Okay. Tomorrow is Brett Eldridge's birthday turns 36, but it's also Brett Young's birthday. Oh, the Brett's.

Weird that both Brett's are the same day. Yeah. Like. Oh, Eldridge. No, Brett Young is older. Five years older. Yeah. What? Yeah.

Brett Young's 41. Yeah. Oh. I mean, he's just a new art. He's an R.A. Just his. No, I just didn't know that. I thought he was a new artist, so I assume he's in his, you know, early 30s.

And he's 41. I mean. I don't even know if he's new anymore, but he's new. Middle. Yeah, the last 10 years. Yeah. But Brett's five years younger. My favorite Brett Eldred's song, The Long Way.

The Long Way, so good. Take me the long way. But both Brett's have a birthday tomorrow. Funny thing was, I'm not sure which one it was. I think one year, Brett Young was nominated for, like, Best New Artist. And Brett Elders had been around for a while, but they got the Brett's confused. And in the little box where they're like, Brett Young,

it was Brett Elders sitting there in the crowd, and they had the camera on them. Yikes. Yeah, awkward. Hilarious. Funny. Could have been the other way, but I think that's what it was. I think it was.

But either way, they had the wrong Brett live in the box. Like, in the winter is. And the one Brett's like picking. I didn't know. He's not even on camera. That's the thing. I remember one time we had Early, early, we had Craig

Campbell coming in the studio and on the list of people we had Craig Morgan written down and he saw it and he kind of like got a Sharpie and corrected it. Campbell wrote it down like oh that's embarrassing. That's a good story buddy. That's a good story. Same thing as the camera guy

at the award show. Same level too. Not really. That was like the CMAs in a box. There's like a guy who got out of Sharpie. He was offended. CMA Awards mistake Brett Young for Brett Eldridge. CMA, Brett Young, I don't know, whatever the case was,

they mixed them up. And then, in related news, Craig had a Sharpie. Oh, my gosh. Craig Campbell. Here's the hot take. Listeners are saying that Amy is the biggest sore loser on the show. Not to do with you guys' podcast, but like general.

Correct. When we play games, you have turned into the biggest sore loser. That's not hot time. Why is that, Amy? Yeah, why have you started to be... I'm going to work on it. No, no. I didn't say that.

I said, why has this, like, happened in the last year? Just looking for something. I think it's great, Amy, because you used to say, oh, I'm not competitive. I don't care if I win or a lose, but now that you are in it, you are so competitive. She's always been in it, though. No, no, no. When she first started, she was not in it. Yeah, she was just chilling.

Whatever, I lost. Yay. And she would celebrate everybody else. Now, I mean, she hears a verb wrong in the question. Bobby, you said that. I mean, she is, woo, she snapped back. I respect it. I love it.

I love it. I can't explain it. Probably because I don't know. Am I rubbing off on you? No, but Eddie has won so much and then he gets annoying about it. So then it makes me get annoyed. Need a villain though. And that's the only reason I do it.

I'm not really like all about winning. But Amy, let me tell you something. You shouldn't value yourself on if you're winning or losing. You're always a winner to yourself. Did you hear that on four things with Amy Brown? I sure did. Here is the email. There's email.

Longtime podcast listener, listening to Thursday's podcast, and Amy is by far the biggest sore loser on the show. Listening back to Amy playing the mascot game, and I was dying laughing, listening to her argue with Bobby about answers, but it made me think that if Lunchbox did that, listeners would lose it. I think Amy's the biggest sore loser on the show,

just my two cents, Lauren. Okay, but for that one, I don't know that I was arguing other than I was just playing a fun. Like, I thought that game was fun, and I... No, sometimes you snap. Yeah, shout out, Lauren. Good email. Snap back.

What up, Lauren. Ray gave Amy a birthday card, which was very sweet. Ray and Bay. But there was something that didn't make sense. It was how you spelled her name, even though you've known her for, I don't know, 15 years. Spell my name. AM Y. No, I do little stuff in cards just to see if people read them.

I spelled it AM, IE. I noticed. And you used it on purpose. I've seen your name 10 billion times have been on the show 10 years. I ought to spell your name. Okay, I know, but I just, that's what I wanted to know. I was like, did Ray do this on purpose? Or does he not know how to spell my name?

And now we know. Now we know it was a joke. Now I know you read every sentence. Now we know he tests people. Every sentence. I gave her a good, hard couple paragraphs, I think. He did. He said, I can't say. He said, don't say this to the rest of the show.

What did he say? Jeez. He said, don't tell anyone else. Right? What did he write? What's going on between you two? Nothing. And then his wife signed it.

It was a card that looked just like my cat. And then he said, Pablo and Maggie forever. or Pablo plus Maggie equals love or something. He wants our cats to date. Was he drunk? I don't know. But I read the whole thing. If he's testing to see if people read cards.

I'm going to play at the end of this, which we're about there, and you can hang out. But I'm going to let Eddie defend himself first. No, no, no, we're not doing this. We're not doing this. We're not going to play it for us to hear. We're just going to put it at the end of this. Just know that I tried my hardest. Absolutely.

And then you blame, you wanted to. blame it on like, oh, someone stayed up late watching basketball. That's not the case. But you were up late watching basketball. So were you. Yeah, and I was fine with mine. It's what I'm saying. What is going on? You know what this is. The thing where Eddie is trying to do.

It took us 30 hours. Yeah, I mean, but listen, I have empathy because some days we just have this days. We all have empathy. Okay, I know, but I mean it's... And we put them up, though, whomever it is. I know. This isn't the only time we've done this. This might go in the Hall of Fame. I think it's crazy. This one was particularly rough. Maybe the worst of all time?

Probably. Amy, you will relate to me on this. But isn't it weird how sometimes you say things and you don't even realize what you're saying? It happens to me early because Amy will go like, oh, you didn't say Thomas Red. And I'm like, I did. She's like that. Thomas Red. Yes, because we'll be recording stuff.

And really it happens to me most early. My brain's not quite on. It happens to Amy too. And I'll hear her and be. This was early, by the way. We'd already been at it for a while. Come on. We'd already been at it for a couple hours.

Early early. unusual. But I will do that and I won't realize that I said something completely wrong. Or I'll read a spot and I won't realize that I messed up the spot and they'll be like, hey, we cut this line? Yeah, it's crazy. Like, and this, you're going to hear this. I swear I said everything right. But you guys are like, no, you said this. You said this. Well, it's just that you couldn't, you weren't, you weren't, you were. Yeah, and it wasn't far into it. It was like two words. I know. You're like you said the whole thing like, I swear I said this and this. No, literally it was the first sentence, dude. It wasn't that long

into the... Tell me something good. I don't know. And Bobby was just confused because he felt like you were doing something old and then you were like, do no, it's today. Like it's new. That it sounded old. Right, do we know how long the clip is that we're going to play? Oh, 10 minutes. Two and a half minutes? We're going to have to cut it down a little bit. Oh,

you got lucky. Oh, man. But surely they just cut out like us. I feel like, no, that's the funniest part is us. Yeah, you guys coaching and... Yeah, going through with him. Oh. That's so embarrassing. remember. I swear it was 15 minutes long

when we did it. It felt like an hour. That's what it feels like. Because it's like, again. Well, it's a behind the scenes club of the show. Eddie getting coached through a Tell Me Something Good. Okay. Well. Oh, the listener that emailed in about things to know to do

in broadcasting or radio, they could listen to this. What are they going to learn from this? What not to do? Yeah, from the post show. Okay, Amy. Eddie's. Oh, Eddie's specific. What not to do. This whole segment.

This clip is about to get played. It should be more of like this could happen to anyone. This is how to tell a story to make it make sense. Because Eddie couldn't. That's what he couldn't do. And sometimes there's words on a paper. Just don't make sense. Ray, how long is this been?

We are at 28 minutes. All right, let's do some money giveaway. Let's go. Yeah, some lunch ticket to. Yeah, I just hand it out. Okay, I get 100. I'll take it. My favorite Brett Eldridge song is,

Put Me on a Train. Yeah, that was never a single. I know. I know. A deep cut. Yep. That was called... Gotta get there.

Yeah, I don't think I got that right. Gotta, gotta get there. My kids love it too. It's her favorite. Every once in a while, I don't know there. They'll say, Mom, can we play? Gotta Get There. Amy, enough.

We gotta get the money. All right, that first. Okay. Amy, guess the number one through 100 for $100. Go. 34. 97. 34 is a good number, though.

No. Episode 340. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh, if that would have hit, I'd believe, then a second. For sure. Me too. Well, I'm not psychic. I would have to.

I would have to. Paul or ask what the number's going to be tomorrow. Okay. Yes, please. Mike. 52. 53. Lunch box.

Look at me. No, don't look at my eyes. Oh, I see it, 47. 17. Oh, you saw a 7 there. Mark Grace, dang it. Got it wrong. Now, Eddie, the question is if you're going to go 21 or you're going to change it.

I mean, you'll never know. Yes, I will in a second when you say it. Let's see. He wants a pass. Eddie? 21. 13. 100-sided dice going to Morgan next.

Morgan for $100. $56. 28. Everyone's expression after they lose. Scuba Steve? Let's do 23. 95. You guys are kind of off today.

Yeah. Nobody's even close. Some days you guys just chase it. Ramundo, over to you. March 22nd on the 22nd year. Give me 22. 25. I knew I saw it too

Abby for the win Last one 60 Stop it Stop it Stop it That would be amazing Get in there

That would be amazing Go check it much rocks I'm not gonna go look at 33 All right you guys All right you guys have a good day You too man Bye

Most of the listeners Well you guys have a good day too All right And we'll see you guys tomorrow Bye everybody All right here we're rooting for you All right here You're St. Pete's here

Come on let's go Come on. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. There's an 18-year-old kid in Alabama. His name is Amarion Calloway, and he just got accepted to 21 colleges, including his dream school, NYU.

So he's going to go to NYU, but he also received $1.3 million in scholarships as well. I mean, this kid is just unbelievable. I don't even like this story. I don't even like that. You are in Kentucky right now. Yeah, just blowing it. We keep thinking you're going to get a done. I mean, the Christmas story's not that bad.

I like second chance Christmas. Christmas in March. That's better than that. Christmas in March. This kid got a B and he's on a honor roll. He's really smart and you got into 21 colleges. I mean, that's good. I didn't get into any.

Exactly. Hey, you didn't even say his middle name. I'm not about to try that. If you tell the Christmas one better. Excuse me? That can work. If you say it's Christmas in March. Otherwise, it feels like we're doing a dated store.

Let's try. But it's, let's try it. You're going to say, Eddie, let me say. Stop it. I'm going to show you how you can say it. So it'll sound like there's a bunch of families in Colorado that had their homes destroyed. No, no, in December. So they weren't able to have Christmas.

They weren't able to have Christmas because they lost everything. That's what I said. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. It sounded like you were telling a story from December. Yes. Like you found to tell me something good on the floor. No.

It's been sitting there since December. I was telling the story. story from December. No, you're telling a story from March. It's today. You have to lead with... They never had Christmas. Fine.

Ever heard of Christmas in March? Fine. That's how I'd start it. Ever heard of Christmas in March? Well, this town is now having it because of the wildfires that ended their Christmas. I mean, that's second level, okay?

No. The way you were saying it was like... Eddie started his like, Merry Christmas, everybody. All right, here's the story. I'm ready, Ray. Like, Santa's here. Hold on. Hear those sleigh bells?

Now, he's crossing something out. All right, good. He's writing down Christmas in March. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Now I know we're in March, but back in Christmas, I can't stop. I would just say, have you ever heard of Christmas in March?

Ever heard of Christmas in March? Like, you can do it. Ever heard of Christmas in March? And you started, like, laughing at a story where people were telling you got burned? It literally goes, I know we're in March. Okay. Here we go. I'm back in Christmas.

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