The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Post Show (06-21-22)
Episode Date: June 21, 2022We get an update on the Best Childhood Snack Draft and find out who has to suck their thumb and post a picture on Instagram. Lunchbox is upset at Eddie stealing his name, image and likeness. Bobby tal...ks about getting hate from his picture from dinner last night. Raymundo has another country music secret. Bobby’s wife called out Eddie who was watching UFC at his comedy show over the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
Yes, yes. First post show in a while.
Yesterday we were just so slammed catching up from me being sick last week.
And obviously we didn't last week because I was sick last week.
Some things update you on.
We did a draft last week of our favorite childhood snacks.
Remember that?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Again, I got sick.
we weren't able to update it. Do you know who? Do you guys know who on? No, we don't.
No idea. So, winter doesn't matter because it's just a loser has to do something humiliating.
And the humiliation was the loser had to put a picture of themselves sucking their thumb with no explanation.
That's it. No, no, nothing written in the body of their...
No caption.
Nothing. It's full thumb suck on. So, winter doesn't matter.
I get to the loser. And number one, our favorite childhood snacks with the hot pockets, Pringles, and Capri Sun.
That was me. 31%.
You won.
But you won her doesn't matter.
It's okay though, but you won.
It's mostly like I survived.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like I lost it because I said crustables instead of uncrustables.
I didn't even know the name of my dumb products.
Well, yours though, Eddie, I'll read your list, was easy cheese.
Pretty good.
Fruit roll-ups and crustables.
But I think people would have known the difference.
Okay.
But they're uncrustables.
Okay.
At number two, with Pop Tarts, Twinkies, and Animal Crackers was Lunchbox.
Whoa!
Yes!
I didn't feel that strong about my team, but I made it.
I'm good.
Thank you.
You survived.
And number three.
Bagel bites.
Oh, that's it.
Lunchables and squeeze it.
Ray Mundo.
You survived, Ray.
Pat himself on the back.
So, either Morgan Red is going to be sucking their thumb on.
It's not good.
Morgan does not lose the drafts.
So 100% I'm going to be sucking my thumb on social media.
I mean, I felt really good about my team.
team. Well, I mean, if you won, or you survived one of you, it's only fourth of five, seven.
Oh, my gosh. Okay, well, I'll read you more against team real quick. Gushers, Dunkeroo's, and
flavor ice, or as I like to call it, the team diabetes. It's all sugar. I did eat a lot of
sugar grown up. And then Eddie has easy cheese, fruit roll-ups, and crustables. Who do you think
finished last, Amy? Well, first of all, with Eddie. Because they didn't know the names. There were no
names on these. I know. I know. But it's, the thing. The thing.
is uncrustables.
Crestables is not a thing.
That'd be disgusting.
Totally.
You only get the crust.
So I feel like people were confused by that one.
And Eddie is a loser.
I would think they knew what it was, though.
Maybe they thought it was a typo.
I had never even heard of what Eddie said.
The uncrustables are crustables, I had never heard of them in my life.
Oh, Ray eats them.
And then easy cheese.
I didn't know what that was until you explained it to me.
Spray cheese.
No, when you explain it to me, yes, I wouldn't know it by the name.
So Eddie's is just not name recognizable.
I think his team was bad.
But I don't think more.
organs was very good either.
Mood.
Well, one of you had 18% in fourth, and one of you had 5% in fifth.
Oh, wow.
So no chance.
Yeah, no chance.
The loser is, Eddie.
I knew it.
Yeah, because people were like, pressibles, what the?
Oh, my gosh.
So, I'm going to have to okay the picture.
What do you mean?
Like, how could it not be okay?
Well, but you could do a lot of stuff.
You could be, like, looking cool.
You kind of bind you.
That's funny.
Yeah, like, hey.
It's just sucking my thumb.
Yeah, yeah.
I need it to be full baby Huey.
Oh, God.
Okay?
Okay, and 24 hours and then I can delete it.
Did we say that, Mike?
Oh, we did say 24 hours?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not keeping that thing.
So before we leave today, we're going to do it.
Why not?
Memories.
And I'll tell you what, you can only do it for 12 hours if you let lunchbox suck your thumb.
That's not a bad idea.
I'm not going to stick my thumb in lunchboxes' mouth.
That's good, bones.
For only eight hours if you suck his thumb.
No, we'll do the 12.
hours.
Let's leave us off.
No, but lunchbox, why is he being punished?
No, Amy, I'm not going to do it.
I don't do it.
You're crazy.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, there's the first thing.
Because I've been working on getting that on the air for a little bit.
There's the results.
Morgan, let's talk about our Instagram page because we had talked about this.
It's now been updated as far as like the link.
Yeah, so if you go to it, you can, like, if you hit our link in bio, it literally says full game videos.
You click it.
They're all right there.
It's perfectly accessible.
No.
We had a whole conversation just trying to appease some of the listeners that were upset about it.
So if I go to Bobby Bone Show, boom, link in bio, go to the link tree, boom, listen live, bybones.com, listen to the podcast, full game videos.
Rock and roll.
And they're all right there.
You can't just link one, but you can link all the YouTube and there.
You can watch every game video that we put up there.
Yeah, pretty good.
Good job.
Look at it now.
I wonder how much money the company makes off our YouTube.
Do you have any idea?
Yeah.
You do?
Is it pretty good?
Yeah, it's a lot.
I don't know where it goes, but yeah.
Yeah, I don't either.
Well, maybe we should stop going YouTube.
If we're not getting cut in on it, what's the point?
You do get cut by getting paid a salary.
Like, that's how they, whatever they make.
That's your cut.
They figure out the, then they pay.
So that would be a cut.
Yeah.
I don't agree with that.
Yeah, stop showing up to work.
See how that goes.
Yeah, show them.
Show them.
Show them's up.
Show them.
Really stick it to them.
Yeah.
Well, if you'll just bore out my face and YouTube videos.
That would be hilarious.
Just edit him out.
He gets mad.
He's like, take me out of the videos.
I don't want to be in.
I don't give my consent.
Speaking of that, there's a little drama here where Lunchbox is up to that Eddie's using
his, okay, he's saying name, image, and likeness.
Because you know I did the NIL deals with the Arkansas players.
Yeah.
But Lunchbox is saying now Eddie's stealing his name, image, and likeness.
Yeah.
Eddie is now using my name, image, and likeness to make money.
and I'm not getting compensated for it.
So I had to do a video for a client
and Eddie just took it and put it on his reels.
And so I'm like, hey, yo, you can't just take my videos,
my mess-ups and put them on your reels without giving me compensation.
Let me see here.
That's just taking my name, image, and likeness
and using it for your financial benefit.
Well, you only got, is this a real, Eddie?
It's a real, yeah.
But I get paid for that.
We have 2,000 comments.
2,000 comments.
No, no, no, but the views are way more than the likes.
Yeah, but I can't see the views.
I can't.
Oh, yeah, I can't.
It's not very many.
You didn't do a very good job.
Well, there's 2,000, like, 71 comments, but it doesn't say anything about views.
I'll show you.
You should be able to see the views on the Reels page, not on the feed.
He has 53,000 views.
That's pretty good.
That's really good.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
That's a pay day, my friends.
Well, yeah, yeah.
So you got to pay me.
That's never that I thought.
So what we're going to do is you can give me 75% of what you made off that reel or we can
take it down. Which one you want to do? Or you could take
me to court to take it down.
This could be a good people's
court segment. Hold on. New
message. HR.
To the company or
are you just writing the words HR and I hope
it goes to something? No, no, HR communications.
God, I would love for you to do that. I have a question. So do you
give Eddie a cut
of the fee you got for doing that video? Because he did
the video. No, no, that's his job.
Scoob a Steve, my man. No, that's true.
I'll just walk away.
No, no, no. You're right,
because that is his job. That is his job.
to make sure this show makes money through video.
Yeah, and the company, and that's his salary.
That's what he gets paid for. Right.
If you did that, if you were doing it for something non-company related.
Correct.
And he shot it. Yes, he would get paid to do the actual shooting.
So, yeah, you can't walk away, Scuba, because you got housed right there.
Well, that's what happened.
Now that I'm on Eddie's Instagram, non-company related.
Five days ago, he posted a picture of me wearing a sore loser's hat using my image and
like this.
Because we can't get into that.
Oh, my gosh.
That's just a picture of you.
That's just a picture of you.
Come on, guys.
This was something I was doing for.
company and then he doesn't even tag me he doesn't make me a colla tag do you you're not he didn't
you didn't there it's tagged oh not in the video okay so okay what eddie how much do you make
from a video like i can't disclose that i would love to disclose that publicly bones but i can't i will
just say that it's morgan what do you think he makes her a 50,000 view video not a lot maybe like
ten dollars yeah maybe lunchbox would you accept three dollars no well then there you want that's the
75%
It's my
Without me
Like he's
Here's his thing
He's making reels
But he doesn't do anything
He just films
But this is what I would say
Is that we all can shoot
Pretty much anything
In the studio period
Anyway and post it
Regardless it
Yeah
The video is really funny
Regardless who's in it
And it's in the studio
Eddie
And it's part
What was he doing
In the video
Messing up
Oh dude great
Have you
Have you guys
Have you guys
But Eddie captioned
You have the audio of it
Yeah
Do you have to dub it
Or can you
Put it in or can you
It got it right here
But
But what he wrote
On the video
Is this is
my friend Lunchbox. He is a professional
broadcaster. Well, that's part of
the video. Oh, you say that?
I think so. Okay, I listen to things.
Okay, sorry. All right, Ray, can you play it?
Yep. Go ahead. This is my
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Take two.
Were you doing a prompter?
Well, yeah, the prompter sometimes would go really slow,
so I would get to the spot and it would be like,
I'd be waiting, so I'd have to start over.
Or then he sped it up and it was going too fast where I couldn't get the war.
You think he was sabotaging the prompt?
Yes.
Just for the video.
And then he was like, oh, hold on, let me get a video.
I'm going to put this on a reel.
His real thing is annoying.
He's always shooting reals and trying to make you money.
You're more annoying.
than the six bucks you make.
But this video is funny.
You don't know how much I make.
You don't make very much, I promise you.
You're guessing $6.
It's not it.
I'm like guessing.
Morgan just told me based.
Morgan doesn't know my bankroll.
I know Instagram.
What she makes,
based on the videos that she does.
She's got less followers than me.
I also have more views than you.
A lot more views than you.
She puts up creative stuff.
Oh, how good is that video?
People loved it.
50,000 views is pretty good for something.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Well, where do we stand on this?
I don't.
think that, if we have to do Judge Bobby, I didn't think about it.
I need to go to my chambers first thing.
Oh, no.
Judge Bobby, because you both have to commit to it being Judge Bobby, or you guys can just
fight about it.
But if you both commit and you decide to accept the verdict, then that verdict stands and
you guys can't argue about it anymore.
Meaning, if I side with Eddie, lunchbox, you got to shut up about it and you can
never bring it up.
If I step with lunchbox, Eddie, you have to do it.
But that's the risk, but it will be ended.
Judge, while you're doing your chambers, then, can we talk about it for a second?
Why don't we just settle out of court?
Well, I told you, 75%.
No, no, no, no, realistically.
No, no.
Like, my content is what got you paid, not anything you did.
But your commercial got you paid.
And I helped you get you paid.
No, no, you didn't.
You did your job.
Let me give you like 30 more seconds.
Or we can just ignore the whole thing and you guys to keep fighting about it.
Well, they're fighting.
I have a question for Judge Bobby.
Because whatever your verdict, is that the new precedent?
No.
Or is it case by case?
Well, it depends if there's something slightly different, it has to be approached
to get in a different way.
Okay.
Meaning if it was shot outside of the studio, I'd probably think about it a little
differently because it wasn't in a place that is...
I don't like that you started all this by saying my reels are annoying.
I've said that for weeks.
It's not about this.
They are, they're so annoying.
But I feel like that's going to...
You're always like trying to shoot something to make $4.93.
But it's so annoying all the time.
You're always like, let me get a little secret shot here.
Yeah, I'm always thinking how I can come up with another video.
But why don't you think about things that actually would matter, like things for the show
that are much bigger?
I do that.
That was pretty funny, though.
I do that.
The lunchbox.
And it made the post show.
They did go on the show.
It's pretty good.
But I'm saying not just this example, all the examples.
I like it.
You're doing your thing.
Thanks, man.
But you think it's annoying.
What we can do is we can say, if you guys want to do this, we can save it for the show.
We can do it as a real bit.
And I'll come up with an answer like on TV court shows.
Yeah, I'd rather save it.
Where you don't go to jail, but somebody does lose and you've agreed that that's the end of it.
I would like the judge to retire to his chambers and come back with a verdict maybe tomorrow the next day.
Well, and he has to agree to go to court too.
Because, you know, like a jury, they don't...
But you can also present your case.
A jury doesn't just come out and say,
oh, right after the trial's done,
they have to go back and look at all the evidence and think about it.
But I haven't heard the evidence yet.
I want to really hear and give you guys a little time on the clock.
You'd have tonight to present, figure out your case.
But Eddie, if you win, he has to shut up and you can never bring it up again.
Yeah, I know.
I just feel that you're already swaying your decision on already thinking they're annoying.
But I'm a pretty good judge.
I'm not going to sway anything.
But they are annoying regardless if you want to lose.
Right.
See, you saying that over and over.
But I can separate that.
How would you feel of Bobby.
if Eddie took your footage from a video he made for you.
And just put it up there.
I'm not giving that answer because I may be a judge in this case.
And then, Amy, you're not a lawyer.
Be quiet, please.
Eddie, what are you going to do?
I'm going to decide it, yeah, bones.
I would really like to settle out of court.
I would love that.
He's not, he doesn't, lunchbox, do you want to settle out of court?
No, I'd rather go to court.
For 75% of the profit?
For 75.
But lunchbox is it 75% forever?
Because he could do it forever.
It's in perpetuity.
He could go 75% now and you make nothing,
and he keeps to get in videos and views.
Or you can go send him to represent on what he's already gotten from them, which is nothing.
What do you mean?
You don't know that.
Of this video, you've gotten nothing.
If we settle out of court, I would have to disclose the amount of money I've made on this video.
So far, but I want it in perpetuity.
What's perpetuity?
What is it?
That's forever.
Every time that video gets a view and you make a cent off that video, I get a portion of it.
Sort of like if you were selling this marker right here, every marker you sold, I want 10 cents from each marker.
This fool thinks that video is going to be making money for the next five years.
You never know.
It could.
It could absolutely be something viral.
What if it takes off?
Don't jiggle, jiggle.
Yes, wiggle, wiggle.
Yeah.
That guy's banking now.
He's a journalist, a British journalist.
Huh.
And now he's got a song, that's a massive song on the radio now and streaming.
So that could, this could be that.
The recording of lunchbox.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you let me know what you want to do, because what happens if that blows up, he could then really sue you in real life.
He wouldn't.
He would not.
He would too.
That didn't answer.
What do you want to do?
Yes, he would.
Forget it, move on with life, let you guys just be mad about it.
Do you want to go to court?
What do you want to do?
I can't.
I say we...
Go to court.
Go to court.
Go to court.
I don't know to court.
I don't think I was staying a chance in court.
Okay, then that means you're a loser and you know you're doing wrong.
No, the judge.
That means you know you're doing wrong.
I know what county I'm being judged on.
No, I'm as fair as can be.
Nah, we're in a wrong county.
Let's do it in a neutral zone.
He's neutral Nelly.
No.
I mean, that is my fault.
He's already labeled my reels as annoying.
But that's regardless.
They're annoying.
I don't care.
They've been annoying for months.
I want a new judge.
Okay, so nothing.
Lunchbox, feel free to be mad.
Thank you.
Do whatever you want.
Thank you.
I win.
He's going to be mad.
Okay, cool.
All right, we'll just make sure.
I'll give you some little things you can enforce on it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Movie Mike's movie podcast has Baz Luhrmann on it,
which is Baz Luhrman.
He did.
Luluche de Moul-on-Rouge.
He did the Elvis movie,
which is why Mike interviewed him.
Mike, what's the clip I'm going to play?
here. Oh, him talking about whenever Tom Hanks got COVID, like that shut down the entire world,
shut down their production for six months? They were doing that production then? Yeah, that was
long ago? Yeah. Wow, this Elvis movie with Austin Butler, Eddie says it was really good.
Really good. And Bazlarman's the director, and here's a clip of Bazelerman.
We lost the movie. There was the COVID. There was not being out of hold the cast together.
I used the time to reconstruct the beginning of the film. I rang Tom and I said, Tom,
you know, I don't think if we wait, the movie will come back because there's too many elements
falling apart. And very bravely he said, well, look, if I come back, do you think you can get it
done by Christmas? And I said, yes. And he came back. It was the smoothest shooting we ever had.
I mean, I came in on time and under budget. So check it out. It's an awesome get for your movie
podcast. Did you talk about anything else other than the Elvis movie? No, that was it.
Oh, never mind. It's okay, that. I didn't get sad on. I was like, yeah, that's pretty cool.
There's a picture of me on my Instagram last night. My wife and I went to dinner and I have a drink in my
hand. I'd be like, oh, look, you drinking now? It's a mocktail.
a mocktail mom.
You do that all the time.
I'm the mocktail mom.
And here I come to town,
I'm like, what kind of mocktail you got for me?
And so it's not a drink.
All in the bed in the comments,
STFU,
and just understand,
it's just a mocktail.
Okay.
Oh, look at you.
Bad example.
You always say don't drink.
If I wanted to drink,
I would drink,
and you can suck on that too,
but I don't.
And it is what it is.
A mocktail.
The end.
It's like picture two or three from dinner.
We went to a really good dinner.
We used open table a lot just to see,
like,
if we can get in somewhere,
meaning it's the app
and it's called
Open Table
Any of the restaurants in town
Like you want to get at 6.30
Well let's see what's open
You click it
Gotcha boom you're saved
So we were flicking around
Sunday night
And she was like there's a place called
Dang
Union
Church and Union
I think is what it's called
Is that what it is Mike?
Are those the streets?
Maybe
Church Street
Okay
And Union Street
Maybe yeah
And so she's like
We should go there
Because we always like
For new places
That aren't that far away
And we booked it on
Uber Eats early
and, or not do a breederate's open table, and went over, and it was one of the best
restaurant meals we had in forever. It wasn't like super expensive or anything. And so, I think
it was two, two dollar signs on the app. Out of what? What is that? Out of four? Four or five.
And so I never post pictures of restaurants, but we were like, holy crap, this is like the
greatest meal we've had in forever. And so I even took some of the steak home last night.
Yeah. Yeah, rarely happened. Did you ask him for A1? Yeah. And they were a little
insulted. But they brought it to you? I just feel like, even if they're not insulted,
I feel like they're insulted. And I had my state cooked medium rare. No, no, no. Medium well. And so,
it was awesome. So if you ever come to Nashville, that's a great place to go and get food. We've only
ever been once, but it's up there. Scotty McCreary is having a baby. Just announced.
Don't everybody react to once? Congratulations. Well, I kind of had a feeling.
Why? Because when we were at the IHeart Country Festival in Austin, we had a little, like,
party with their record label and he came in.
He wasn't drinking. All in?
No, he immediately came and grabbed a drink and his wife was like, oh, is there any water?
She grabbed when he slapped that over hands.
That's like, I got a feeling something's up.
That's weird, huh? Like, he comes in right and goes for the drink table and she goes,
oh, sorry, can I have a water? And I was like, huh, interesting. Maybe she doesn't drink,
but that's not, that doesn't seem normal.
I don't think I've thought twice about it. No, not at all.
You held on to that, huh?
Yeah, I did.
I surprised that wasn't a country music secret from Raymondo.
Yeah.
Secret.
Hey Ray, a couple things.
You say a country artist's about to drop a solo project.
Is this a secret?
You can do another secret here?
Yeah, I can.
Okay, go ahead.
Here it is.
Ray Mundo's Country Music Secrets.
So this artist broke up with their band.
I don't want to say he or she, maybe five months ago.
Maybe more recent, but within that window.
Brian Kelly, he's in a solo project?
No.
Because that's...
Space Cowboy.
No, it's a different one.
And that's Beach Cowboy?
My bad.
My bad.
But that's not even that.
I think he's doing a different one.
Okay.
Yeah.
And this artist is working with Morgan Wallen's producer.
Oh, is it the Runaway June girl?
Dang it!
Oh, yeah.
That's not news.
So I think the album and I think her career is going to start, we're talking
meteoric.
Okay.
Who, Naomi?
Yeah.
I mean, why do you think meteoric?
Just people that have heard the songs say they're absolute heaters.
They said those words?
Yeah.
Huh.
But they couldn't let me listen to them, but they were in.
in the studio at the time, so.
Well, good luck.
Yep.
That's not a secret.
That's the first country being secret.
Yeah, we knew that she left the band.
Yeah.
But that she's coming out with a solo project.
That's why she left the band.
She didn't let the band to retire.
She didn't leave the band to be a plumber.
But did you know that she was coming with Morgan Wallens' producer?
What's his name?
Morgan Wallen's the biggest in country music.
But again, this is not singing Morgan Wallin's songs.
And there are massive producers that are working on people.
Also, people's projects that don't do that well.
True.
Yeah.
I'm not saying it's not, I don't know.
Did you all know the song was going to be a heater?
No, sometimes I get on a heater on Drive Kings, but I don't ever get on song heaters.
Yeah.
But how do you know it's going to be a heater if you couldn't hear it?
The person told me that I very...
Well, everybody says that about it.
Well, they know my taste of music.
I love the...
I only like Vacation Part 2 and nothing else.
That's the only heater I've heard in six months.
Vacation Part 2, and I want nothing else but that, okay?
Yeah.
But ain't that any heater.
Avery Lee Anderson?
That's a freaking heater, though, Ray.
I'll be honest.
Summer time
They vacation part to a guard
It's right so hot like this
We're scabler
It's called Sussah Summer
Oh that's at the end
Go ahead
That's the song
You messed up your own part
Do it again
Ray's rapping along with his
He did the wrong words.
Can you just do your part?
Yes.
Okay, here we go.
Hey, bay, your hubby sizzin here, you're so
Gucci, you sizzle.
Like firewoods you might out of Charlie Daniel's
old fiddle. Like sunny side up,
hit crevaking on my nick, grit, grit, grittle.
You're so far I want to whistle.
Almost.
Yeah, almost got it.
Yeah, almost got it.
We chase.
A lot of.
lyrics redo.
What's with the horns up in there?
Just threw it in for fun?
Yeah, I mean, maybe shout out to the Austin people.
Okay.
Maybe shout to Los People or for a little.
However people take it.
Like, I don't know anyone else who would take it to you.
I think it's just for them, right?
I like it.
I like Vacation One little better because it had more energy.
Yeah.
But this is still a vibe.
Man, this is a boat.
I like the vibe of vacation.
This is definitely a vibe.
So I'm not saying the song's better, but the vibe of vacation one is
This is like, hey, hey, hey.
Maybe vacation one's like noon on the lake.
But this one's more like sunset.
Yeah, that's what he said.
Maybe it's like the night version of that, right?
Yeah, it's a lot more laid back.
I mean, it's not like an absolute bang or party you're at.
It's more relaxed.
It's you, your wife.
Maybe a kid's along for the ride.
It's a warmer.
Not a heater.
Not a heater.
You know, it is what it is.
It's a warmer.
Is this the summer jam that he'd been talking about?
No.
No.
Imagine he's been playing this the whole time
Just promoting a song he's about to be on
My wife said
Hey what's this picture? She's showing me a picture
My wife took a picture with Eddie
And she was like, what's happening in this picture?
And I was like, what do you mean?
She goes, look and she goes, look at the phone
She goes, like this phone
Eddie's holding his phone
And Eddie's watching a UFC fight
While at my show's this past weekend
Why is Eddie watching wrestling on his phone
While we're doing a show?
Not wrestling, by the way.
I said it's probably gambling on it
Yes, I gamble on every Saturday night
and you asked me to go to the show on Saturday
that's usually what I do.
If I wasn't going to be at your show,
I'd be at home watching UFC.
Every Saturday you watch it in Gambley?
Every Saturday, because if it's not like a pay-per-view one,
I rarely pay for the pay-per-view ones,
but every other Friday,
Saturday there's a fight night,
and it's free on ESPN Plus.
I pay for ESPN Plus, but it's free on there.
And what do you bet?
Like $10 a fight?
$10?
Yeah, sometimes I parlay like three fights,
and if I hit the three fights,
If I picked the winner on all three fights,
I can make like $200 bucks.
But have you ever done that?
One time. One time.
Okay, good.
Yeah, it's fun.
Your wife's cool.
You bet the money?
My wife helps me.
She's really good at picking fighters.
It's really my money, but that's okay.
That's true.
That's my money you're making.
You're gambling.
Why would you're doing my money?
I'm surprised you didn't just film Bobby's show and put it in the real.
You guys are going to gang up on me now.
Good point, lunchbox.
I thought that would be the real.
So.
It's funny your wife posted that picture, though,
because that picture was meant to just be sent to my wife.
Like, where are you?
Why are you not here?
And then she posted it.
That's why I had the face of like,
ooh, why are you not here?
Because it looked weird.
I wonder why your face is like that.
I know.
It's very out of context.
Which, so,
Eddie came out and we did a couple
surprise songs as the raging idiots
on my shows this past weekend.
And so I don't want to make Eddie come out
and not pay him, so I vimmod him some cash.
Do you get to keep that money just to bed if you want?
Or is that money that money that goes into the family pot?
Is that Venmo money?
Well, here's the trick about...
You have to tell her you get paid for that?
No, but here's the trick about Venmo.
So that's how we pay.
our babysitters. So basically whatever
I win, that's usually how I get paid on
bets in gambling. Like if we do any kind of
fantasy stuff, like that's, it goes
all to Venmo. Would you rather me not pay Venmo?
No, it's fine. It's just that, like,
I never really get to enjoy the money because it usually
just goes out to babysitter. So would you rather me not pay on Venmo?
No, it's all right. I mean, we've got to pay the babysitter
somehow. Might as well be the gambling money.
It's all the same. It's not all the same because if he doesn't
allow gambling money because it's going to the places,
he can't gamble, but if he has secret gambling
money.
You know what I'm talking about.
It sounds a secret if we're talking about it right now.
but trust me, hey, I handle it.
I mean, you know how it goes.
Hey, I handle it.
Thanks.
Okay, I think that's it.
Oh, let me play this voicemail.
Ray, can we play the one voicemail we didn't play today?
It's number four, Trevor from Murphysboro.
First of all, went to your live show on Saturday, and it was awesome.
I was actually on the second floor balcony right next to the stage.
You gave me a fist bump right whenever your show ended, and it was definitely the highlight
of my year.
My other question was, though, I didn't get to make it to the merch table.
And I saw in some posts afterwards on social media that, you know,
We actually had some show posters, and I was wondering if y'all are going to be selling those online.
What I could do to get my hands on one of those?
Because it would definitely be a great way to remember your show by.
I didn't know we were making hatch prints of selling them at the show until I was at the show.
And then they sold out immediately because we didn't make that mini.
So no.
But I'm going to do, we do not have dates, but I'm going to do a couple or a few more shows to really dial this thing in.
And then once so, you know, I've come to show, just come by, but can get a hatchprint at the merch table.
So no, but I appreciate the really nice comments.
We don't have any more.
If we do, I'll check.
I'll check with Morgan number one.
If we have any more, I'll try to reach out to you, Trevor.
We have this number, right?
It's like in a database or something?
Yeah, I can bet it.
I'll look.
I doubt we do, but if we do Trevor, you'll hear from us.
But we're going to do a couple more shows.
So that's that on that.
All right.
Mike, am I forget anything?
You're good?
All right, I'm good.
Some, some, some, some.
Make sure.
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You guys, have a great day.
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I'm going to do, I think, probably next week, a live signing.
What they do is they put a stack of books in front of me?
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But I think that could happen next week, 50-50.
So that should be fun.
I didn't make it,
I'll be fun. No, I will not.
But you can only use that joke like two more times. I'll give you two more of those before
we're like, okay, lunchbox, we get it.
I should have gone to court. Yeah. Well, you still can. Let me know.
All right, that's it. You guys, have a great day. We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye, buddy. Bye.
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