The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Post Show (08-23-22)

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

Bobby talks about an interview he did with KTLA where they called him Bobby Jones. The life expectancy is dropping, Apple employees say they want to keep working at home and another scary incident on a plane. We also get into a discussion of lightyears and black holes. Eddie is thinking about growing out a mustache. We play the full interview that he did.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Mike, do you play fantasy football? Do you want to play? You're going to play in our stupid league? Come on in. Easy money. It's not easy money. Oh, when you invite people that don't know how to play? Oh, yeah. No, but Mike knows sports.

Yeah, he does. It's a part of the 25 whistles. I used to play back in the day. Yeah. I haven't a very long time. Yeah. Okay, hold on. Amy, do you want to play in our league?

No, no, no, no, no. I know things. Will you text Hamburg and see if he's in a league and if he wants to play with us? If we're going to draw in a little bit. Okay. So exciting. Yeah, it is pretty fun, huh?

Yes. Totally. Sorry. Good. Okay. Hey, everybody. at the end of this, I'm going to play an interview I did with KTLA today after the show is over.

It's a Los Angeles news station. And he starts off by going, oh, Bobby Jones. No. I heard it. He's quick, but it isn't. What? The camera is right here at the studio. My name is written everywhere.

Dude, it's behind you. Yeah. Do you have that whole five-minute clip, Ray? Yeah. Can you just play it from the beginning? Yeah. We'll put the whole thing up and it ended up being pretty good. It's a final interview.

But it's just every time, everywhere I go, everywhere I go, they call me Bobby Jones. Does it change your demeanor for the rest of the interview if it starts like that? For a minute. And then at the end, there are two things that just really get in my crawl. Bobby Jones and being called a DJ. Oh, right, yeah.

And at the end, he's like, all right, I'll let you go back to playing records. No, stop it. Did he not? Playing records? Or like plan this. How old was he? 100? Okay.

Dang, man. He's probably 60, 55, something like that. He was fine. He's actually very nice and pretty funny, but he did say that. And I said, I'm very insulted. And then I made a joke after I decided which way I was going to go with that. Because I really took a beat. I had a Snickers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Want to get away? You need to get away. Or whatever that is. That's Southwest. What's a Snickers one? No. What is it, Mike?

You're not yourself when you're hangar. No, no, there's a Snickers one, too. Something like that. Where you eat your sneakers bar to kill time, like to think about it. Oh. Want to get away? No, that's South West. But yeah.

Need a minute? Let's Kit Kat. Need a minute's a good one, Ray. Or maybe not. You want to hear this? Yeah, go ahead. All right, this is the Bobby Jones one. National Cuban Sandwich Day.

All right, that's it. Sam back to you. Coming in five. All right, for more on Cuban sandwiches, we go to Nashville and talk to Bobby Boggs, the other comedian radio personality. the Dancing with the Stars Champion. Look at this in the impressive Bobby Jones, Bobby Bones Studio.

Bobby. Even started with Bones? He had it right. Fell on Jones. It's a stupid name. But it is mine. Was there not a commercial where the person would eat a candy bar to like pause and think about it?

It's like, yes. It sounds very familiar. Am I crazy? Is this one of those things where it's like... Mandela Effect. Is it Kit Kat? No.

I think you're right about Snickers. It was snick, like take a break. Well, give me a break as kick. No, that's not that. Well, you keep saying break. Because I need one. It's like a pause. I'm going crazy here.

A time out. Time out. A scary incident happened in the sky yesterday in Seattle and Alaska Airlines flight from Seattle to San Diego was forced to turn back and make an emergency landing due to a detached engine cover. Ooh. Whoa, that would scare me.

According to the airline flight 558 had a unusual vibration on the left side of the aircraft shortly after departure. So, returned to the airport and landed safely, noting part of the metal paneling that covers the engine called the cowling detached that's not good detached during takeoff hopefully oh is it twix need a moment

take a break need a moment close same crap plane's crashing but that'd be crazy to see like something fly off the plane big this is probably the one where you could see all the mechanics underneath it I'm trying to get out the door right then even up in the air no you're not you're not yeah somebody stop me Apple employees issue petition to keep working at home does anyone here wish they were still working at home?

No. No. I never worked from home. Right. So you wish it. Well, trust me, you do it a couple times and you're like, this is so boring because everyone's at their house. You don't see people. You just want to go to the fridge and watch TV because it's there.

You're not really, I like to come. Yes. But everybody I talked to sounds like it's so fun, man. It's like, oh, I'm working from home. There's no commute. I just roll out of bed. No commute things cool. But we don't have that far.

commute anyway. We don't live in Los Angeles. And we don't have traffic commute because our hours are so different. And people say they work more from the house than they do at work. I mean, I work a lot at home as well. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to work at home. I hated that. I mean, I hated it. I don't even like it that much whenever we work from my studio at home, like the guest house, which is its own studio. Even then, I'm like, I just want to go pet the dogs. And they're right there. So, but yeah, it's why we don't work there very much. I like here, I'm dedicated. I'm focused. I'm only. on this. I'm not watching people come into the yard and start mowing.

And I'm like, oh, God, we're going to hear that on the air soon. Oh, that's right. That does happen. Yeah. U.S. life expectancy drops by almost two years. What? That means we're dying faster. What is it? 76 now?

A new report by the National Center of Health Statistics as the average U.S. life expectancy. It was 78.9, and now it is right below 77. Yeah. Wow. So we're almost there. I just read a book recently that said it was 78 and a half. Police have made some arrest and connection with the burglary at Mariah Carey's home, a group of men who were responsible for a bunch of crimes in Atlanta,

including at Mariah's. They have been arrested. Law enforcement lists them all out. I prefer not to because I don't want them to be mad at me. Yep. They were arrested in Miami, but they were responsible for a string of armed robberies, home invasions, and burglaries in the area.

They say several celebrity homes were targeted during the home invasions and during one incident, a man was shot. I'm surprised that nobody dies. If they're doing multiple burglaries, just either them killing someone or someone killing them. Yeah, the odds. Especially if weapons are involved. Especially going into celebrities places

where you think, okay, there's no security here, but are you sure? Yeah. TMZ. Movie Pass. Eyes of Labor Day weekend return. Mike, will you talk to me about movie pass

because is this where you pay like a dollar and every movie's free? Yeah, basically you just sign up and you go watch it for free. I think it was like 10 bucks back when it started. A month? Yeah. But then how many you get to watch?

Unlimited. But there are tiers. What? 10, 20, and 30 bucks a month. Yeah, I don't think the new way is going to work very well. It's not going to be the same how it was back in the day. But if it's a tier that's not unlimited, right? Or is it like unlimited on weekdays?

It used to be unlimited. Not anymore. But there's a 10 to 20 to 30. Is 30 unlimited? Is 20 like some limited? You can only watch three-fourths of the movie. You've got to leave for the ending? Oh, gosh.

It'd be terrible. That'd suck you. You don't even realize that's the one you have. Sorry, they turn it off. part of the end. A sound of a black hole, 200 million light years from Earth is revealed by NASA. We have a clip of this.

This is from the New York Post. Here's a clip of the sound of a black hole. It's a really loud to y'all. It's like stranger things. What, do you guys hear that? No, man. You don't hear it to kill three people? No.

Oh, God. Okay, so, Lunchbox, can you tell me what a light year is? No idea. I tuned out when you said 200 million light years away, a sound, and something in space. I ask you because I think you'll find it interesting. when I explain to you what it is. Can you tell me what a light year is?

What is your best guess? Because you do like this stuff? I feel like... It's 365 days away. I like that. That's cool. 200 times that, I don't know what that would be. I'm lost.

You've gone so complex. I don't even know what you're thinking at this point. Well, you said I'm 200 light years away, right? 200 million light years away. Oh, geez. So that's 365 times 200 million. What is it 365 coming from? A year.

No, no, I know. but what does it mean? That means how many days it's going to take to get here? Okay, you're on the right track a little bit now. You're getting there. I knew you got it. But I don't know what you... So a light year is as far as it's...

Now he's freaked me out and I can't get to my point here. Light travels in a year, the distance the light travels in a year. Think about that. You would think it's so quick because when I turn a light on, you see it right away. So a light year. is how far a light light travels in a year. So think about how far that is.

A year. For a whole year, light is just going, that's one light year. That's very far away. That is actually 6 trillion miles. And how did they get that sound? They said a microphone six trillion miles away? It's a podcast.

The black hole started doing a podcast. How did they get that sound? No movie mic interview. That's a clip from movie mic's interview with the black hole. It's one of their, They have new all these

stethoscopes and telescopes and you know they took all those pictures recently from that new telescope yes that was really cool so I think they have a lot

of new technology that they're finally unveiling question what is Steve Jobs they go up and they're like today oh yeah what's a black hole

it's a big hole in that atmosphere a black hole isn't that where what do you think a black hole is like it's where the light can't travel man

as it gets sucked up it's black yep black Thor goes through those so a black hole I believe is a place the atmosphere that is so thick and dense that things can't get out of it.

Oh man, what happened? What if our... And you don't really know what goes in. Let me find it out here. Because an atmosphere is like pretty close, right? A black hole's a place in space where gravity pulls so much that even light cannot get out. Boom, I'm sorry. The gravity is so... No, you weren't. You said light can't get out of there.

But I said that, you said that after I told you that it's so dense things can't get out of it. Like it sucks it in and it can't get out. Did you? I don't know. The gravity is so strong because matter's been squeezed into a tiny, space, this can happen when a stars dying because no light can get out. People can't see black holes. They're invisible. Our eyes can't see black holes. They're there. But if something like sucks into it, it never comes out. It's like my stomach. I have IBS. I eat it. It don't come out for days and days. Oh, it's stuck in there. My stomach is basically a black hole. A version of a black hole.

Interesting. Now I got on some lens est, big bang theory. Boom! Lenzest makes like crazy. Got it. Yes. So that is astronomy for you guys. Oh, okay. Yeah. What does it have to do as a TV show? I don't know. He's just saying like... The Big Bang Theory is the theory for why we're all here.

Oh, I thought you were saying. No, he doesn't know what that is either, Bones. No, I do. He's actually pretty bright. Okay, ask him what Big Bang theories. No, no, no. Yes, it's, dude, it's like a boom, we're all here. It's not like everybody thinks, oh, you know, dinosaurs created us.

Oh, boom, we're all here. That's not even a thing either. Dinosaurs. Nobody thinks dinosaurs created us. Well, they think... I don't know how to do the Bible. Wait. the Bible thing, if you believe in the Bible,

you don't believe in the Big Bang theory. Bobby, you were just saying lunchbox is pretty bright. They were just saying that. They can go, depending on whose theory, they can actually go hand in hand, sure. But dinosaurs aren't in the Bible. There's a lot of people, right.

Eddie just recently started believing in dinosaurs. No, no, no. What I said is I thought they were fictional characters. That means you just now started believing in them. I remember going to the museum as a kid and they were like, here's a dinosaur fossil. I'm like, that's cute. It's made out of clay.

Like, that's just made up or whatever. But now I know that there's scientific, like, proof that they were here. So it wasn't some sort of Eddie's theology. It was, you just thought that was a cartoon. Absolutely. It wasn't that you don't believe it based on your studies. Or beliefs. Nothing like that.

I just literally thought it was a made-up thing. Like, I remember watching, was there a cartoon where kids called Dinosaurs? A cartoon. It was one of the great TGIF shows. That's it. And I remember watching that. I remember watching that. I did this.

I'm the baby. That's it, yeah. Heck yeah. Yeah. Nighter Mama. That was a Tyrannosaurus Rex. No. No, I believe that was a braon.

That was a... The one with a shell. It looked like a hippo. Yeah, so the hippo had a horn on its nose. Yes. How do y'all remember this? I didn't watch that show. I watched dinosaurs.

I thought it was awesome. But I didn't think there was a difference between dinosaurs, that show, and care bears. Like, to me, it's like, oh, that's all the same. I think that the kid just had a shell on it. and not a like shell as in not a shell like the Stegosaurus had. Yeah.

Stegosaurus had the shell, the covers. Yes. The shield, whatever that is. Who is in that show though? Earl Sinclair. No one there was a dinosaur.

How many seasons that show run, Mike? Wow. It's awesome. I loved it. I watched dinosaurs on TGIF. It rocked. See, that's why I think like Jurassic World is amazing.

The way they can make it, you know, make dinosaurs look so real. And the way they are, No, it really is. We didn't get to see it. Nobody saw it. But based on the bones, they can have an idea what it's like. See, I learned all this in the last, like, a few years. I'm your baby. I'm your baby. I got a dinosaur's t-shirt.

The TV show? Yeah. U.S. experts strapped a helmet that could deliver electric shocks to 150 seniors. The shocks targeted parts of their brain linked to short-term and long-term memory. After four days of treatment, the seniors were found to have better memories. I still have a gift from Amy. Is this still a thing still good? I was talking to Caitlin about it last week. Oh, I sure hope so.

Yeah, because I was like, I've been waiting for a good time. to go because Amy got me a gift for Christmas, not this Christmas one before. And I think I'm like ready to do it because I'm not traveling. I can commit to doing it consistently. And she, and Caleb's like, well, she gave that to you a year and a half ago. I was like, yeah, but she knows I do things in my own time. She goes, yeah, you should make sure it's still like good. Oh, it's got to be good. Yeah. We'll make sure. Because, yeah. Can you check? Yes. Because I'll be, because I'm here all fall. Yeah. We need, we can check on it, but it's got to

be valid because the money has been paid. It's not like... They put two battery car charger on your nipples and shone. Really? Amy paid for that. That sounds like a great idea. And what's that supposed to do? Well, it makes feel. I bet it does. Sometimes I feel like I'm a little numb to the world.

It's a practice feeling. And then if you get to the elevated level, it's like Scientology, they put it on your balls. Oh my. Oh, wow. You work your way up. I did not get you that. Don't do that one. Don't do that one. But like, gift card. Do expire, though, right? It's not a gift card.

I bought a package. Like, it wasn't a gift card. It's like... And it's something for real. I've had some issues that you know about, that we've talked about off the air. And Amy said,

what do you mean? Why are you shaking your head like you don't know I'm talking about? I'm trying to figure out which of the issues you told me about. What? The one that would have to do with what we're talking about.

I got it. It's not as nipples. You said you connected to your nipples. That was a joke. I then said my scrotum. Well, now I was thinking, what kind of issues did he have with his niples? No, then you were thinking what issues is he have with a scrotum?

That's what you're really thinking about. Don't act like that was weird for me to think about for a second. A gang runs a police. Yeah, anyway, can you check? Yes. Yeah. Not the nipples of scrotum. Exactly.

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They did it constantly. Eventually the real cops got suspicious. Yeah. It was so close to the other one. What do you mean eventually? They should have got to be in day one. Immediately. That is from Audity Central.

A Florida teacher has been arrested after investigators found a missing teenager in her home. That's not good. Kelly Simpson 31 was charged with interfering with the custody of a minor after picking up the team. and concealing him in her home in Port Charlotte. Yeah, I got a feeling as soon as going to be more charges than that. A Florida teacher has been arrested. Yeah, after investigators found a missing teenager in her home. Kelly Simpson 31 charged with all that I said there,

custody of a minor after picking up the teen and concealing him. They had a thing. No, no crap. Well, we're going to find out. They're going to investigate a crap. That's not what it's saying. No, what do you think is happening? That's why I said, Eddie, probably more charges coming.

He's just hanging out doing a Bible study. I didn't know. A Florida teacher. been arrested after investigators found the missing teenager Kelly Simpson, interfering with the custody of a minor for picking up the teen and concealing him. It's clickorlando.com. That's all it says but I bet you. I'm just guessing.

I'm just speculating. Pure speculation. That's not going to end well for the teacher. Because it didn't sound like kidnapped him. But if he's a minor, basically that's the same. It's not good.

Not a good look. Okay, let me check the list here. No. It's not. So I have all the stuff I'm going to talk about. Boom. Please have made a rest of it. Is she still a teacher? Yeah, you guys have a little conversation with yourself here.

No. No, no way she's a teacher. Hope I didn't clear her list. But see, I was thinking maybe, you know, like, she, like. You didn't clear anybody's list. Oh, I know. So for sure you didn't. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I just want to highlight that. Movie past. What were you going to say, Annie? I was thinking maybe like he was in danger and she was like, you can stay with me. No, he wasn't in danger. He just ran away from Mom and Dad's house, probably, because they found out about a relationship and said,

no, you can't see. That sounds more accurate. Okay, final thing. Eddie wants to know if he should grow a mustache. No. Yes. Like only a single mustache, right? Correct.

Have you guys? That's so creepy. Have you guys? You've done it before. I can't even look at you. I can't even look at you when you do this. Dude, I've done it before and people speak to me in Spanish. It's like you just put turds on your finger and do it on your left.

I know. I know people. No. One time, dude, I grew it out for fun. Well, I had already grown it and I shaved everything but the mustache and I went to a restaurant and people were asking me like, can't we get more chips? No way. I swear I'm not making that up. No way.

You're making that up. And I'm not making it up. And I had to tell them like, I don't work here. Like, I do not work here. Crazy, right? And then I went to a same week. I did it for one week. I went to a McDonald's and pulled them the drive-thru

and they started speaking to me in Spanish. Well, they just probably. What, assumed? I speak nothing but Spanish. Maybe they had just gotten. You don't even speak Spanish that well. Back to back. Assume.

But what I'm saying. Maybe they have a heavy Hispanic population. What I'm saying, though, are the kids now are all growing mustache. It's like, People that are on their 20s, 30s. Yeah, it's a popular thing. And I'm like, well, I mean. Walker Burroughs, who played with Eddie and I at my shows this last week.

He grew up. He grew up a full mustache. And I showed up, and I was like, what the crap? So that's the thing. They are dirty and they're gross. Ray, what's the time on this? I'm saying 20 minutes. It is 21.

Okay, then we'll put the interview where he calls me Bobby Jones. And at the end, I get a little insulted, but then I kind of dance my way out of it. Yeah, Bobby Jones and hey, DJ. Oh, golly. It's do better. I don't be honest with you. I don't give a crap what songs we play. They don't hire me to play songs.

I don't do anything with songs. Some are placed in the show other than that. I do, like, pick music I like and share it with you guys. Okay, that's it. I saw Eddie, you picked the right. Yeah, I don't know how to do that. See, when I do this, I don't know how to follow up with it because I'm like, I don't want to ruin anything. You don't want to spoil the show.

I saw Eddie, you were doing it. You don't go to Eddie's Instagram story. Do not if you have not watched. Eddie picked the correct snake last night and snake in the grass. I've gotten two in a row now. You have? Yeah,

and so I've got a pretty good formula that I think I've got to figure it out. I know when to watch and what to look for to figure out who the snake is. Not bad. Because I can figure it out in the first 10 minutes of the show.

You can't. No, that's what I've done. Okay, but you've gotten two right. Yeah. But okay, but you can't. Let's see. Next week, I'm going to try it again. In the first 10 minutes.

you're going to put some money on it? I don't even know what the episode is, but I will blindly go five bucks that you can't in the first ten minutes. Blind. Blind. I don't even know what the episode is. So here we are.

Okay. Do you have ten minutes? I love it. So next Monday, I want to watch it for ten minutes, and I'll text you who it is. Okay. We're done.

We'll play the interview here. And that'll be it. It's the second post show in two days. Hot dang. Yeah, we're doing it. We're killing it. All right. Thank you guys.

We'll see it tomorrow. All right. For more on Cuban sandwiches, we go to Nashville. Bob, the other comedian, radio personality, dancing with the stars champion. Look at this in the impressive Bobby Jones, Bobby Bone Studio. Bobby, is that, when you meet people socially, do you greet them here in the studio? What's the deal?

Always. If I meet anybody ever, if it's like dates, my wife and I do couples dates, we always come right here to the studio. I got my name. This is actually my house. It's my living room. I'm watching TV here. All right, very big. Speaking of your wife, you are, are you newlyweds or relatively newlywed?

How long ago do we tie the? than not. We've been married for a little over a year now, a couple weeks over a year. We are just now getting to the thank you cards, which seems like we're doing it the wrong way, but we, it's been awesome a year in like three weeks or so. All right, your wife is Miss Beautiful. Did somebody in the country world make the introduction? How did this all come about? No, actually, I'm from Arkansas. She's from Oklahoma. And so I was actually out there doing Dancing with Stars. And my PR person out there is from Oklahoma and it's her friend. So they were real life friends. She was like, hey, you should meet my other friend that's out here from Oklahoma. And so we met,

you're not going to believe this. Shocking, this just in, organic meeting. And so it was pretty natural and normal. And away we go. We've been married a year now. Wow. The first publicist who's really paid off. That's the first time anybody's out of year. And Bobby, I learned this about Bobby, when you were with Bear Grills in nature, and that's when you tend to spill your guts a little, that Bobby was really afraid of commitment. And then the next time you meet with Bear, you bring your lovely wife. That's funny.

You know, and I didn't realize he was going to do that, but I go to Norway and Bear and I are risking our lives while I am. Yeah. And he's like, what are you scared of? And I'm like, well, commitment. And then one year later, he has me back, and she's with me. And we were engaged at the time.

And he's like, look, you fought your biggest fear and you won. And so, yeah, that was it. Good call. Yeah. Very good. Bobby, this is kind of like this is your life. The University of Arkansas has given you an honorary doctorate in what? Well, I had it.

It's in letters. I don't know. I tried to deliver some babies at Vanderbilt the other day. Not good. It's an honorary doctor. But yeah, there I am. You know, I couldn't afford going to the University of Arkansas as a kid and I had to work. And so it was always my dream.

And so because of, you know, the impact that I have had on the state and that I continue to have, hopefully, they awarded me an honorary doctorate. And so I legally can say I'm Dr. Bobby. I don't because I don't want to get beat up by real doctors, but I could if I wanted to. Bobby, we're still years away. But should we retire in Arkansas, one of our KTLA staffers like scoured the country and said the Ozarks was the best place to retire? Northwest Arkansas is so legit. I mean, I don't live there now because I have to be in Nashville.

But I would love to go back and live when I'm older too. The cost of living is good. The people are nice. The food's great. I say yes. All right, very good. Tell us about Snake in the Grass, a reality show that does it have some survivorish elements? Well, yeah, it's like a, I would say more like a game show. It's like a competition show. But yeah, so what happens is we took some elements from all of our favorite shows.

And I mean, it's like a podcast murder mystery as you're following along. There's like a little bit of the mole. There's a little bit of survivor. There's a, and so at the end, every episode, there's an ending. And we have a winner and they win 100,000 bucks if they're able to fool the other three. the snake is. But the other thing you're trying to figure out who the snake is. I don't even know who the snake is whenever they arrive. It's like four people are there and I'm like, one of you is lying and want to use the snake and they're going through these challenges. And if they can figure it out, they win the money. And so we just want a closure at the end of every episode, because how annoying is it to have to watch 41 episodes of something to find out the end? So it's a really

fun show and everybody's pretty bad at it. I'm pretty bad at it. But I hope you check it on USA. Mondays, 11 o'clock. Very, very good. We're to let, Dr. Bobby Bone, spin some more records or whatever it is he's doing from behind that big desk. Bobby, it's good to check in with you. Good. Possibly the most insulting thing you could say right there is spin records. Thank you very much. And I will go and I will spin

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