The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Post Show (10-25-22)

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

Bobby gives an update after his mouth surgery. Bobby learned the difference between a dentist and an endodontist. Bobby explains the reason you may see him putting his hand underneath his shirt in videos. We talk about Leslie Jordan who passed away in a car crash yesterday. Why gamers have better memories than those who don’t play. Why most reviews online are negative. Bobby updates on if he will write another kid’s book.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Get started at redfin.com. Own the dream. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby, Bow, Bow, I'm sending a text. I had a mouth issue and I had to go to a little surgery yesterday. My mouth's still pretty sore. So if you couldn't hear me really commit to some real O type words today, that's why.

Can't get my mouth all the way open, but I got to say I showed up. It's all it's about showing up. Gave you a plus effort, B minus level performance. But here I am. I texted guys last night, Mike and Scuba because we're on like the group thread of Hey, we're the guys running the show. I go, hey, this is me. I think I could come on tomorrow.

And Scoop was like, bro, won't you just take the day off? No, no, I promise I can do it. I promise you I could come in and do the whole show. I feel just good. I'm still, like, messed up, too. And he's like, yeah, why don't you hit me in the morning and let me know? No, Scoopith, I promise you I'll be there. And you know what?

Guess who is here? You. That's right. And us. That's right. Here, it sucks. So that's what's up. I'm going to send that doctor, like, it's a dentist, actually an endodonist, which I realized, because I walked in, I don't know anything about that.

I said, what's a difference? I guess I should know that before I come here. I said, what's a difference in an endodontist and a dentist? Do you guys know? No. No. My learning is an endodontist does root canals, specializes in root canals. And so I go in, super cool dude, pretty young.

I like it. I like young dentist. and doctors now. I don't think I used to like it, but I do now because that means they know technology. And they, back in the day,

you didn't want a young one because technology hadn't changed that much. And you're like, this guy hadn't done much medicine. This little doogie fella doesn't know much. But now I go in, and I'm like, man, I'm rooting for like a 15-year-old

that, like, learned how to be a doctor on TikTok because they know everything, new, quick, fission. But he's probably like 32, 33, walked in, he goes, all right, let's take a look at it. There's a little x-ray thing.

You put your head in. It goes, eh, around your head. and I'm just wondering if they're really gathering my thoughts or if they're doing an X-ray in my tooth. Oh, yeah. Exactly. So I finished and he goes, we didn't see anything good in there.

And I went in a way, I said, oh, sorry, sorry, your tooth. I mean, uh, mm-hmm. I think they're on my brain, guys. And so we look and he goes, okay, I see where this looks like a fracture, I see where this. He said, this is dead in here. Something that was dead in my tooth. And I was like, what is it?

And he pulled out a squirrel. It was a dead squirrel on my tooth from back in my day's mark. Yeah. No, it was crazy. Wow, wow. Yeah, so he had to go and he did some, they numb me. Tadown, needle, gas. Gas wasn't kicking in.

And I'm like, turn up the percentage. Turn up the percentage. Clear. They put the thing on me. Shocked me. And so they turned up the percentage. This is very dramatic. Yeah, yeah, a little bit.

They did turn up the percentage, though, because the gas doesn't work on me very well. You would think it would really just, I'd sit down and go, and then just be drunk because I don't drink. I don't do drugs. So you would think my body would just anything go, but it doesn't. And so I was like, guys, they're about to go out with needles, and I saw the needles creeping in. Dun it, done it.

And I'm like, turn up the gas. Dona, don't it, don't. That took my hand and I stopped them. I grabbed the wrist. I stopped the wrist. And I took the needle and put it next to their throat. I said, do you want this? Then turn the gas up.

So they turned the gas up. It's actually not dramatic at all. And for the most part, it's pretty good. But they had to pop me pretty good. Top left side. You know that incisor, that sharp. heart tooth you have over there on the left side everybody do with their tongue it's the the two teeth beside that and my gums have kind of i forget the word i'm going to use the word deterioration on the top

so that's why it was so so sensitive into the nerve and the tooth had some sort of crack or something inside of it so that you go up and drill it all out um it really wasn't that painful as it was happening because now they they kind of know how to numb it and rock it the numbing hurt because they gas me but you still felt the needle and i can always tell when the gas is kicking in because the The song by Charlie Puth was on, and that song that goes, Turn me on like a light switch. How's it go? Turn me on like a light switch.

Yeah, we both kind of sucked at that one. That's what it is. Do it again? You turn me on like a light switch. Oh, okay. I heard that better. And it went from, you turn me on like a light switch to. You turn me on.

And I'm like, oh, I'm going. I can feel like going. But as soon as that needle, like hit my gum, you turn me on like a light switch. It all went away. It was like being undrunk. You ever get undrunk? If you were drunk, guys, if you were drunk and when something crazy happens?

Yeah. You feel like you do, but I think you're still drunk. Yeah, you just kind of sober up real quick. Yeah. Well, that's what I thought was happening to me. It was like, woo! Had it all back. And so then it hurt for a second, and then I faded back out.

And me, we lost him, we lost him. Beep, he's back. All right, wake up. And then I woke up, and it hurts pretty bad today. It hurts worse today than it did yesterday at all. went home. My lip was numb pretty much until after I went to sleep which doesn't always happen. If I go to the dentist

sometimes, it gets, it's feeling back a few hours later. The guy did a great job, I think. It's just very, very, very, very sore today, but I have these prescription, like Advil ibuprofen, they're a little bigger. And I have like an antibiotic to make sure I don't get an infection

and I'm here and we're rocking and, you know, like I say, they should do a Disney movie about this day. I showed up when most people didn't think I would. So feel free. They'll start writing it if you guys want to get the movie business. So what did they do? They remove that pulp like your doctor was saying? No idea.

Bro, I have no idea. Okay. I don't know. They just found a dead squirrel and that was it? It may have been a squirrel. Could have been a raccoon. Oh, yeah. They've been dead for a long time, decomposed even.

But he said it was really, it was dead in there. Yeah. Maybe he's talking about my heart. Maybe he's like, it's dead in there. He literally pointed out of it. Yeah, he's like, oh, man, this thing hasn't. And I was so out of it. Maybe he pointed out of my chest.

What, Amy? Oh, I don't know. know, of course, everything medical in my mind goes back to an episode of Grey's Anatomy, because that's when watching right now. And this guy was having a pain in his back. In your case, it's your mouth. But when they did some x-rays, they found a teeny, teeny, teeny tiny little skeleton. And it's his twin brother.

When he was in utero, he absorbed him. And he's kind of been, he was just born. And so I was like, oh, does Bobby have a teeny tiny little sibling in his mouth? They got absorbed. And, like, this is a miracle. and like you could be your science right now. There's a story literally out this morning about a girl who has two belly buttons

and she was like, why do you have two belly buttons and she absorbed her twin? What? That is crazy. I'm sure doctors were like, this is amazing, I can't believe I'm being able to, I get to witness this. Well, my friend Dwight had,

he absorbed his twin as well in the womb. And so, you know, when he did sales, and so he always felt like his strength. He also worked at a farm, ran a farm. And beats, right? Yeah, beats. Yeah, you know, Dwight? Well, I mean, I've only heard you talk about him.

He worked at a paper company. Yeah, they saw paper. Right, right. Yeah. But he absorbed his twin. I just want to say this about that bit. That's starting to be a thing now on TikTok where people to create those. I've been doing that bit for 10 years.

Oh, forever. Yeah, mostly because I didn't have friends and I was creating stories from friends. And literal friends the TV show. But now it's like, oh, yeah, my friend. I'm like, wait, I'm been doing this bit forever. I did one on TikTok about my friends. friend who was getting married. And I was talking about you can't, the day before your wedding, like have one last hurrah,

especially not your wedding morning. I'm talking about my idiot friend who went skydiving the morning of his wedding. And he jumped out of a plane. He was like, I got to have one more. And he landed in the tree and hung from the tree and finally cut himself down, found the tomato truck. Is that Jesse? That my uncle Jesse, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Full house. Yeah. And then at the end on my TikTok, there's just a little subtle call back to that show. I was like, listen, everybody has a different opinions. You say potato. I say potato. but if you remember at the ceremony they sing as they're stalling you say potato I say potato

potato that was a part of the episode too I don't remember that part I've been doing that bit for 10 years so I'm good I'll be 100% tomorrow I'll battle back I'll go through some some rehab today what's the rehab look like no no idea okay stretching his mouth I stretch my mouth anyway so that's there I do also want to mention if you're watching this there's if sometimes you will see the camera's a little far away from my face because my lips swollen and my gums hurt and I just feel ugly

and so, but sometimes you'll see when I'm sitting at the desk at work I put my hand in my shirt like this and people say, hey, what do you do with you? I have really bad stomach issues. Like, I've talked about IBIA and if my stomach is killing me, the only way I can get it to just not

stab me is by putting my hand like underneath my rib cage. And so if you ever see me, because I've seen a couple questions about it, take my hand and put it under my shirt and push a little bit, that's me because my stomach is just screaming at me, begging for forgiveness. But that's what's up.

You ever noticed that? Yeah, I have noticed you do that. And I don't do it all the time. I'm glad others are curious. But usually it's under the desk and that desk height was kind of meant to cover that. If I'm being honest, whenever I built it and I moved the chair down a little bit, but I take my middle finger and I push it in under my rib. And if my stomach gets really bad, that is what gives me relief for a little bit.

Oh, wow. Mm-hmm. The more you know. Da-na-na-na-na-na-ha-ha-ha-ha. Thank you. A couple things I want to mention here that we didn't get to on the show. Leslie Jordan died in a car crash.

Now, I didn't know Leslie Jordan. A lot of my friends here in Nashville did know him, and I know he performed at the opera sound, but I never got a chance to meet him. But my friends that knew him loved him, he was 67 years old. He was the short, older guy who was on Will & Grace, but he kind of blew up on social media.

Does everybody know who Leslie Jordan is? Yeah, I'd have Google him. Okay. But yeah, he died in a car crash. They think, from what I've read is he had a medical episode while driving and crashed into a building. Which sucks. It sucks anyway, but a medical emergency and then crashed his car because of what happened while he was driving, that is really scary. I hate that for his family.

I hate that for him. I hate that for his friends. Rest in peace, Leslie Jordan. That is really tragic and unfortunate. Children who play video games are more intelligent than their peers. a study suggests. Now, I thought about sending this to my wife, but she'll go, you're not a children. It doesn't work for adults.

At least not in this story. Researchers at the University of Vermont looked at 2009 to 10-year-olds. About 700 played video games more than three hours a day. The rest did not. Results showed that gamers had better memory and attention spans than their peers. Also improved impulse control. And all this is written in a paper saying two to three hours is just right for kids. So 3 to 4 for adults

Ah Yeah, it's from the Daily Mail Such a long time I got Tiger Woods golf And I play it a little bit And my character Because I know sometimes my wife I walk in while I'm playing

And I built my character It looked like me And so I built him 6-1 I thought I'm building him 6-2 But I built him 6-1 I know I get a little crap about that Because she'll be like Well do you have the right shoes on

On him to be 6-1 And I'll be like what do you mean She goes well let's be honest You really get that 6-1 When you wear just the right shoes and so but he's 6-1 he looks like me he's pretty good we just made the pGA tour we won the oh congrats man we got through top 5 Q school now we uh finished top 20 in the corn fairy tour and so now we're on on the pGA tour wow that's awesome is live on there as well not yet okay

they haven't come in the saudi money the sadi oil money hasn't come into the video game yet uh study found two-thirds of all online reviews are negative you know i would have thought maybe three-fourths because it is a mean place. Reviews online are just a place where people go to express their sadness. And sometimes people show their sadness by being evil or being mean just so they can be heard. A survey of 2,000 adults who leave comments on social media or websites about a business product or experience found they leave an average of 36 reviews a year, but 24 of those will be negative. And scuba, are you nearby, Scoobie? Yeah, I'm right here. Can I talk to you for a second on microphone and then off microphone obviously too.

Yeah. So I was talking about this. And then on the bottom of this, I think, because Scuba, I think you, it's a weird thing. Okay, so this must be a different two stories. This note from Scuba here is on this story. Did he put that on this story? Scoba, you have a TV show idea to pitch to me?

Yes, yeah, I do. Okay, not on the air, though. Yes, off air. Is it about negative reviews? Yeah, the idea I've had for a while. Got it. That makes sense. That makes sense.

It's kind of just catapult. Like, I might as well just say something about it now. Oh, so you confront the people that'll have to negative review. Well, they've done that show a few times. Yeah, that's kind of boring, scuba. It is not, well, I think it's awesome. People just almost die. Oh.

You would knock on someone's door, you track them down. What show is that? That sounds awesome. They've done a couple of them, at least on, like, TikTok. They've had some viral stuff on the internet where people go and track down there. Social media people and, like, go to their front door. That's cool. It's just like, is that what the show is scuba by any chance?

No, I mean, there's the element. of that, but it's got a different side to it, and it, yeah. I like it. Don't say anything else. Yeah. Because the lunchbox will claim to have created it. Exactly, yeah. I mean, I did just help you. You didn't help me with anything. And also, that already exists, lunchbox. You didn't help them.

Yeah. All right. Okay. Good luck. Let's just say, I already invented it. Let's just say. That's rude. There's a pet kangaroo on the loose in Indiana County. Go get them.

Warm the car up, boys. Go get them. Warm the car up. Fill it full of gas. About to go kick a kangaroos butt. That's funny, man. A pet kangaroos on the loose in Indiana. A kangaroo being kept...

I can have a pet kangaroo. Who knew? I can have a pet kangaroo. I can have a pet kangaroo. It said that's legal? No, I don't think you'd qualify because they would know how often you talk about beating one up. No.

Sport. That's what I talk about. Sport. What's boxing? Sport. What if Eddie and I decided we wanted to box? Is that me treating Eddie badly? No, but Eddie can make that decision for himself.

The kangaroo cannot. And if you always talked about beating me up, like, oh, I want to beat Eddie up, I could totally beat Eddie up. And then all of a sudden you were going to adopt me, they'd be like, you can't have Eddie. Like, you're just going to beat him up. Yeah. This is not makes sense. You make a good point there, Eddie. Thank you.

But we could just, my real last name is not Bones. this is all a work of fiction anyway. It's all done under a false pretense. I'm a character right now. Good point. I mean, he is a character. Your Honor? I'm a character. I'm actually British. Let's hear it. No, I won't reveal my true self here.

Can you look at see if a kangaroo's illegal in Tennessee? Oh, in Tennessee. I don't know. A kangaroo being kept as a pet by a man in Indiana. It's out. They're searching all over. In Indiana, you can get a permit for one. What about Tennessee? Can you get a permit to box one on your own property if you own the kangaroo and the property?

And can you put it on pay-per-view? That's from Fox 59. I would only fight it once to establish dominance and to show you guys. Then I would treat that like the best kangaroo it's ever had. Okay. You'd be best friends like Rocky and Apollo?

Yeah, we go out, solving a crime together. Bones in the Rue. Tell me, that ain't a good buddy cop movie. Bones in the Rue. That sounds cool. Yeah. He'd probably get his own book. Yeah, he would.

I got an idea for a second kid's book we're talking about. It's a really good idea. It's about confronting people that put me in comments on social media, but I send Stanley to do it. And we make him sleep right by their door, and he snores real loud and keeps him up all night long. I do have an idea for a second kid's book that's going to be really good, but the issue is that I got in a fight with my book publisher,

and I don't know if I want to do it with them. And so now we're like, who want to do the book with? Because I own all of it. The idea, the characters, the drawing, everything. So it's, who am I going to do with? What am I going to do? But it's a really good book about, hmm, mm.

We can talk about it if you want. Why did you get in a fight with your book publisher? Do you want to set up a meeting with me? The reason I got into a fight with my book publisher is because I signed 13, 14,000 books, which no one's ever done that before. To go, hey, I'll sign everything. and they didn't do a whole lot of promotion other than just let me do that

because they knew that alone would make it make the bestseller list. And so I was like, yo, I freaking gave you my left arm in many hours and what happened here? Like, show me what you guys did. And fair or not fair? And I don't really have those conversations often,

but I was just so frustrated. And they had offered me a like three book deal, honestly. They were like, hey, let's do three more books. And I said, okay, but I want more ownership of it, or I want to have my own imprint to do my own books and bring on other positive kids books. And they were like, we don't know about that. I said, okay, deucees.

There you go. That's the inside story. Okay. Well, we can talk about it if you want to. Who's we? Lunchbox will be the new publisher. I'll be the new publisher. I'll offer you an imprint.

Do you know how much it costs to publish a book? No, no, no. First, start with, do you know what a publisher does? Yeah, he puts the book together. No, basically. Like binds it together? No, you got to make sure edits and things like that. Nothing else out there exists. You got to get copyright material.

You got to do all that. The publisher actually pays for the paper, the book, the distribution. That's fine. We'll do that. So you have the upfront cost for that? Yeah. Okay. It probably costs a million bucks. That's fine.

What do you mean? That's fine. We'll get it back on the back end. He's literally doodling on a pen and paper right now. Like he's building a business plan. Yeah, it's just like chicken scratch. There's nothing on there. He's like, What are you doodling?

Because I noticed you doing it. I'm not in the same room with him right now. I'm not in the same room with him right now. I'm just writing. Yeah, there it is. I'm just writing down. No, there's nothing. It looks like a ribbon.

It's his to do list for later. Google what a publisher does. So anyway. If you'd like to talk, We can talk. I would not like to talk about that. I'll talk to about other stuff, but not. Well, the book deal.

They also, I say this too, they also were not super receptive to me, donating all the money to the dog shelter. Well, that's none of their business. Exactly. Yeah, why would they care what you do with the money you get from it? From what has been translated back to me was they didn't love it and they didn't like me saying it. I don't know.

I don't know. Wow. So they didn't love that because I, listen, it wasn't like a bunch of money was made doing this book, and especially that I'm donated. And it's also like songwriting checks. You don't get the money for seven, eight months. I haven't seen anything from the sales of the books. But whenever the checks do come in, for the first year, we're going to give it all to wags and walks where we got Eller and who we work with and volunteer for. But yeah, for some reason, that wasn't warmly received. So it was never put in any of the press stuff. so I don't know. I don't know what the deal is. Who knows? I did all three of my books with. The first two were excellent, but it's a different department you do children's book with, like different people. And then I asked for like a hundred of them the other day, like free ones. And they were like, yeah, I can't come to you. I was like, but they're for a charity.

I need to put them, they're like, we can't do that. It wouldn't give you 100 books? Exactly. Well, we would have no problem giving you 100. Well, for a couple reasons. One, if they give them to me, they can then write it off because it's a charity deal. Yeah. And then two, I've done all the promotion for this book.

And so that's the frustrated part there. I know you guys are hearing stuff you probably wouldn't hear if I wasn't on 10 pain pills right now. Or I guess no pain pills. Yeah, that's a good point. Tell us more. Let's probably wrap it out. Anybody else got any questions? Yeah, what else you got to tell us?

No pain pills, but I'm on antibiotic and a steroid. Where you have to eat six of them at a time? I just had sick, the whole top six line. I thought you were looking bigger. Yeah, I just don't want to get checked. Yeah. I'm still trying to make a league. Yeah, I wouldn't tackle that

word combo a lot, Am. Oh, well, that's a difficult one for me. That's for sure. Roi-Wing. But Roy Rage is real. Roy Wage is wheel. This morning, Amy, tried to say Zilker Park about eight times. Could you quite get it.

Wasn't just Zilker Park. It was the train. What's it called? The Zilker, like Eagle or something. I don't know how I just, I don't know. Say it like you said it this morning. I need to know the word. Park Eagle, Zilker Eagle.

Okay. Well, I was trying to just say that due to a delay, the Zilker Eagle, now when I really think about it, it's like when I get a chance to really, really think about it, but sometimes under pressure, some words don't roll off my tongue easily. I felt you. You may have had your whole life what I have now, which is jaw issues or tongue issues. Yeah, I think mine's just a W-R. and other, you know, random worse. Woodwings.

It's not a full-blown speech impediment, obviously, but it's something ever. It's, yeah, you know, maybe like, one-eighth blown. Nah, more than it. One-fourth. That's what, we love you, that. Coach Shane Beamer, the head coach, South Carolina football, was on 25 whistles yesterday.

What a dude. I mean, I didn't know Coach Beamer at all, but he's young guys in his 40s, and South Carolina football team's getting really good. They beat Texas A&M. And I was like, after a big win, like, what do you do? Like, as a person, normal person. You finished the, like, how do you, in the world, you go to sleep that night?

This is what he said. Game ends. Talk to the team that I go down the hall and I do the post-game press conference. And it's late before you get home. And it was close to 1 a.m. 1.30 before I got in, got to the house. And I stayed up for, I don't know, an hour to when I got home the other night and tried to go to sleep. Because you are emotionally worn out and spent.

But then it's wake right back. up on Sunday morning and back in the office Sunday morning and right back to work. I got to say, for that guy to come on our show, I was pretty pumped because a lot of these coaches are scared to come on the show because they don't know what I'm going to ask because I'm not like traditional sports guy. But Coach Beamer was like, let's go. I was like, you ever just like get so excited to pee a little bit on the sideline? And he's like, I never been asked that question.

But he was awesome. And then I tweet today, Coach Beamer's on the show. I think we're best friends now. And he's like, we are best friends. Come to a game. Let's go. So it's really cool. So check out 25 whistles with.

coach Shane Beamer. I just, I really liked them. I don't know. Sometimes I wish I would like them less so I could root harder against them. But I think I'm now a South Carolina football fan. I think they're number three on my list now. What about you, Eddie? Number three? No, I mean, after seeing Coach Beamer, were you like, I like that guy? Oh, absolutely. I don't have a college team. So, yeah, I'm a game. No, no, you have a college team. All the Arkansas stuff you wear and all the free stuff you get, you have a college team. I mean, it's so funny. I wear it so much that there are dads in my Sun's baseball team that think I'm Arkansas like an Arkansas fan so every Saturday they're like

Hey big game this week I'm like oh yeah yeah like I don't know what you're talking about Yeah, I'm a Cowboys fan now Yeah you are How about them boys? Oh my gosh, we'll work on that That's how you do it Oh dem boys You don't have to say it like that Hey boys

Boys So anyway Cowboys they won again And that's it check out the interview with Coach Beamer on 25 whistles That episode went up yesterday Okay, let's see. What else do we have here? There's a gaming bed going on sale in the UK, complete with a built-in TV, storage for consoles, and LED lights. Yeah, that's legit. Eddie, I need your $5.

Stop avoiding me. I mean, I'm literally going to give you $5, and it's just, like, throw it in the trash, because I can't win a game on that thing. But you agreed to play the season. I have, and I played a game last night, and I lost again. I can't win a game. So basically, take the money and throw it down the toilet. Why not make your team better on NBA 2K? Do what I told you to do.

I'm trying. I'm trying. I just can't do it. So are you quitting? I don't think I know how to play 90s basketball. I think that's the problem. I don't know how to play the 90s style basketball like what we're doing in that league. You just don't shoot threes every second.

That's my thing, though. I shoot threes. Okay. Well, then get a three-point shooter like I did. I got Dale Curry. You won't miss. They're very slim to none, like the amount of three-point shooters on that game. Amy, we play NBA 2K.

And so there's six of us, including our internet friend, Andrew, who came in and set it on the show. And so you play, and you have a month to play your season. It's 20 games, 21 games. And so you have 31 days to play your 21 games. The game takes like half an hour. And everybody puts in five bucks, and whomever wins at the end wins all the money.

It's 30 bucks. And so Eddie won't pay. So I'm going to have to send out the goons to whack a kneecap. Oh, Stanley? He's going to have to sit outside my front door? And snore and wake you up. Here's the thing, though, Amy. Like, so you play the computer to get to the playoffs.

and usually that's the easy part. You just win games against the computer. I can't win against the computer. So I'm not going to make the playoffs. I have no chance. Well, everything you don't play gets simmed as of the end of the month. So that's probably your best chance to make the playoffs. Just sim it?

Sim it. See what happens. But you have to practice, buddy. Okay, and I'll Venmo you five. And you have to trade off your draft picks for the next couple years to get good players. Years? Oh, yeah, it keeps going. That's what I did. I traded all my draft picks except for this year, next year.

I'm trying to get Shaq on the... I'm trying to do... Yeah, draft Shack. next year or Christian Leitner. I got a good feeling about him. And we're playing all in that where we started in 1991, all the players in 1991. So Michael Jordan's one of the players there, all those guys. But you can't have Michael Jordan. Well, you can trade for him. You just couldn't get the bulls.

Jesse James Decker went home last night of Dancing with the Stars. Oh, I didn't know that. I've not watched a single episode on Disney Plus. I did see and this is on me that she had text and I texted with her a little bit before she was doing the show and then I changed my number and she only has my other number And so I would see like three or four messages from her over days like, hey, how's this? Or would you? And I'd be like, and I text back, sorry, I haven't seen this in a few days.

I'm using another phone now. And so I really didn't help her out at all except telling her a few things, but I never like openly said, hey, vote for Jesse, which is on me, but I never saw it until it was too late. I guess I could have just remembered, but I didn't. But she's gone. She's a pretty good dancer, though. I think she had a little dance training. Oh, yeah. Not the ballroom.

They tried to get to them on that show. like I've never had an ounce of ballroom training, but they've had all this other dance training, not her. But I would be like, I've only ever danced three times at a wedding and two school events. And there's a difference. You learn dance

because it's not exactly the same, but it's pretty close. And the line dancing, remember at Electric Cowboy? No, not just that, Eddie. My senior year and, no, junior year and college, no, maybe sophomore year of college. I took a line dancing class to meet girls. That's it.

And I only ever danced with one old lady. That was it. girl, some old lady, non-traditional student. I bet she was good. She's fine. She had passion. And she had a need to feel the thunder. Hands of leather. Just a little lightning from the sky.

Jesse James Decker went home. Can we have a kangaroo in Tennessee, Mike? You can. Wow. Yeah, $150 permit. How do I get that permit? Wait, that's just the permit, dude. All good. Hey, Eddie.

Every great journey starts with a single step. or, translated, if you want a kangaroo, you gotta get a permit first. Yes, it starts with a permit. You can apply for one. How do I have to apply? Yeah, I send you the links. I'm applying for a permit to get a kangaroo. Boom.

Do you need help getting a kangaroo? My uncle, he kind of does that kind of stuff. That kind of stuff, though, sounds like it's not good stuff. You can also own an ostrich, a camel, a giraffe, or a llama? A giraffe! A llama? Can you imagine the people drive by this house if I had a giraffe walking around? Looking over the fence.

Yeah. Don't stop at a kangaroo. Get a giraffe. I don't want to fight a giraffe. They got a big height advantage on me. Oh, he'll kick your ass for sure. Yeah, when they do the reach and the graphic before the fight, they're like, giraffe, reach, neck, 13 feet.

The inches of the reach? Bobby's neck, seven inches. Like, what? That's funny. Actor Matthew Perry admits he spent over $9 million trying to get sober. Matthew Perry's come clean about getting clean his new memoir. friends, lovers, and the big terrible thing comes out November 1st. He reveals Jennifer Anderson was the one who reached out the most.

He confirmed taking methadone, X, and consuming a full quart of vodka a day in addition to 55 Vicodin a day. God. A day. I thought that was, like, you're going to say a year or his life. And this is while doing friends or all after. Well, so one of the stories I read, because I got into it, because I'm very interested in friends in general, was he said that the episode after him and Monica got married, that, as soon as they finished shooting it, he got in a car, and it took him right to rehab. Dang.

It just also shows you. You never know what somebody's going through. They may look like they're top of the world, and they're really struggling. Or they may look like they're struggling, and actually they got it all put together for them. So you just never, ever, ever know. Because if you just saw the show, you'd think,

man, here's this guy, young guy, a lot of money, living life, loving it. But really he was struggling big time. Yeah, apparently you said whenever he had a goatee on the show is when he was, like, the worst on pills. Was this goatee hiding something, or is it just because of bad decisions? Just because of that. I think it represents that time.

Like he can probably look back because that was the time when it was really bad. Yeah, you can look back at my goate years too and they weren't the best. You know, thinking back mine too. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I'm telling you. It was just bad decision.

It wasn't the same kind of decision or nearly as tragic or hard as his. But when I have my goatee, it's just an idiot, I think. Because you know why? I grew a goatee. That's right. Started with that bad decision.

Yeah. Yeah. And then I would grow the mustache I should have the little lines down it and I'd shave out the middle part of the chin. Did you ever have a soul patch? I have in the last couple years just to mess with Caitlin. Like if I grew my beard out and I would leave it and she'd be like, I can't, I'm not, I'm not hanging. It's gross.

I can't look at you like that. I'm like, what do you mean? Or I'd be like, hey, baby, what do you mean? Like a rock stop. It's just gross. It is gross. It's hard for me to look at myself in the mirror. So when I would do that, I'd tear all the mirrors down in the house.

I'd really commit to the bit, throw all the mirrors away and then just walk around with a sole patch. Okay, I think we're getting pretty close to being done here. Let me rock a couple of voice mails from you guys. This is Mark in Naples, Florida, voicemail number one. Just listening to the comments about helicopter. As a helicopter pilot, I could tell you, Raymundo was just completely off track. Helicopters are far more safe if you lose an engine than airplanes are. You can land in somebody's backyard in a helicopter.

They have this thing called auto-rotate. Anyway, Raymungo doesn't know what he's talking about. Hey, Ray, he said that it's basically not a paperweight. falling out of the sky as you have described it. Yeah, I mean, maybe I didn't do a great job saying it, but I mean, that auto-rotate switch? What if that goes out? Answer that, Mark.

Well, there's a lot of what-ifs. I mean, I think what they have are when A goes down, you go to B. When B goes down, it's like a parachute. You know what if a parachute doesn't open? Why, you open the second one? Well, what if your second one doesn't open? Well, you die. Yeah, you're done.

Yeah. Yeah. And Mark can't answer you because he was recorded, Ray. I know. Ray challenged the recording. I like that. Brave. Voicemail number two.

Go ahead. Morning body. Morning studio. Just listen to 25 whistles with your interviews, Coach Beamer at the University of Carolina. Really enjoy the interviews and really enjoy the very end of it. You said you hope we beat the crap out of Clemson. It seems like your curse is not quite working yet, but it's getting there.

So go Cox. And I hope you'll have a great rest of the season for Arkansas. Thank you for interviewing Coach Beamer. It was awesome. I didn't say the curse was going to happen immediately. I said you never know when it's coming, Clemson. Because your coach was too good to come on our show. You know his coach wasn't too good?

University of South Carolina, Coach Shane Beamer, my best friend. But Clemson wants to keep playing. They want to keep messing with the curse. Do what you got to do, guys. But a wise person once said, don't mess with the curse. And that wise person was me. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Yeah. I had nothing there. But still, you're cursed. I don't know what's going to happen. It's gotten close a couple of times. You just wait until you play my third favorite team, University of South Carolina. What's the second? Arkansas one.

Who's number two? Come on, think about it. Think about it. We're all college. It's kind of my frenemy team. Okay. Think about it. I am thinking about it.

Happy wife. My frenemy team. Oh, yeah, okay. Oklahoma. Oklahoma, yeah. Where I grew up not liking Oklahoma because regionally they were close and they were always really good.

But now that my wife loves them, I need them to win, keeps her in a good mood and her family. Me and her dad talk a lot about Oklahoma. And if they lose, I'm kind of like, but what I do now to make sure I like them is I bet on them. So therefore I have to root for them.

There you go. You force the care, yeah. Transactional fandom. Yeah, that's what I call it. Here is Casey in Florida. Morning studio. I have a money clinic for Amy. Why are frogs good at softball?

Because they keep on Cutting those flies. Have a good day. That's a tough one for me to hear. Catching the flies. Why are frogs good at softball? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Pop flies. That was me. I played outfield. I caught the pop flies. They put you in the out. Yeah. When I played.

Remember, we had my softball coach on and she told y'all I was good. You were a switch hitter or something? I was. She confirmed I was, if she needed me to bat left, she'd put me in to throw the pitchers. her off, but I also could bat right.

You also were an all-time free throw shooter. Some of these things just don't exist. But we had my softball coach on and she confirmed it for y'all. She was not a hundred. She's going to be offended by that. She thought she was on the Mayflower. No, what? She's my friend's mom. Back in the day.

She was your coach back in the day. You know? Who knows what she remembers? I barely remember back in the day. Oh, she remembers that. You have a switch hitter on your team and you forget about them. Yeah, that's pretty... There's a lot of them. Yes, there's switch hitters every season. No, not at Manchack Optimist. That's where we played. I was one of the only.

But do you remember when you told us you were all-time free throw shooter and then we had to teach you? I was. And then do you remember when I went to Vanderbilt? No, do you remember when I went to Vanderbilt and I hit, you said I needed to hit a certain amount of free throws out of 10 and I did it. I know, but that's great. And you are deceiving. You're deceivingly a better athlete than anybody gives you credit for. But that being... I've also hit threes. But that being said there was no such position as all-time free-throw shooter. I did really feel as though if they needed someone to go. There must have been a reason why sometime I was called in to do a free throw.

Maybe the girl hurt her ankle. I don't know what you do. Somebody got injured and they needed somebody to shoot a free throw. Or bones, when there's like a technical, don't they need someone to shoot the free throw? Only if the person is injured and unable to shoot. Well, then that must have happened. Unless it's like a lane violation. And Amy's probably not playing in a league where they're doing lane violations at eight years old.

Yeah, because I think there is a way, but probably. Probably not. Well, that's what I'm saying, like three seconds in the lane, all right? Let's get you one shot. You get the ball back on offense, right? But I don't think that my point is, those rules were, they're pretty elevated rules for that to happen. Okay. Like, Eddie, do your kids ever do that?

Is there like a lane violation with? Not at nine years old. I was playing, this is seventh and eighth grade. Okay. Maybe. But to your thing with a switch hitter, I think Morgan was also a switch hitter. I was, I was a slap hitter. See, there you go.

I wonder who the best switch hitter was in the room. Slap, what? It was slap hitter. So basically when I was on the left Or I was on the right side, I would bunt To get on base. They always counted on me To get on base. Yeah, oh, y'all remember When my coach was on, she said I was a really good buncher.

She did say that. Are you sure it wasn't Morgan's coach and she was confused what she was calling about? Coach Frankie. But okay, and then when you batted left, you were expected to what? Yes, hit it and get on base still. But the slap, whenever I came on to be a slap hit her, I was expected to absolutely get on base. That was the point of me being out there.

Okay, well, I don't know that I had expectations. is to get on base, but my goal was to throw the pitcher off. Wait, now, correct me if I'm wrong, but anytime you bet, are you not supposed to get on base? Yeah, I think the object is to get on base. I never have heard of about a batter being called up to get out. Okay, you're going to be the out batterer. You go up and your job is to get out. Maybe a sacrifice, but not really.

Sometimes you want to sacrifice, blunt, that's it. I was also put in as the pinch runner. Now that happened. Now that happened. I bet you played pinch right felder and pinch runner. I did play right field. How did you know that? See?

I know, I know. That's probably the worst position on the field, or that's where you put the player that like, oh, well, let's just throw them there so they feel good about themselves. But balls came to me and I caught them. I know. I'm sure you did.

And Amy, you are deceivingly good athlete. One, I'm not giving you crap about your athletic ability. Mostly it's these positions that I think you've created in your head over time. Like all-time free-throw shooter. It's my depth perception. Maybe at practice she was an all-time pre-throw shooter for like sprints or something. Okay. Well, whatever.

I'm Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Got anything there? Well, I was just thinking about certain things that I'm working on. And like, I have been working on my brain and something that is off is 100% my depth perception and we're working on trying to correct it.

And just think, if I had been an athlete and this would have been fixed, I might have been better. Yeah, if I was 6-2, I could run a 4-140, golly, can you imagine? Yeah. You'd be fast. Well, and this is like this helps answer too why I hit non-moving objects. I have one eye that doesn't work.

So don't I feel terrible for you? Well, I'm not asking you to feel terrible for me. I'm just thinking, oh, wow, like certain things are starting to make sense. No, but when you say this is why I hit objects, you want us to like have a little sympathy, right? No. I just want you to understand maybe why it's happening. I'm not even using it as a full-blown excuse. It's just this is my hypothesis.

I like it. Now you get to do the test group. and then you come back with your conclusion. Yep. Let us know how that goes. You'll be full-time, all-time conclusionist. Okay? Okay.

Mike, we have top three songs, country music. Let's do this real quick. Ray, let's play him. Number three in country music this week is a little song from Tyler Hubbard. Here you go. God makes five foot, nine brown eyes and a sun dress. I don't understand that song. If someone want to help me out.

I think it's about his wife, but also the problem is, I think she was laughing at him when he wrote it because she's like, honey, I'm 510 or something like that. I remember seeing that he got her height wrong, but the song was already written, so. I guess that's why I didn't think it was about her, because I knew she said she wasn't 5'9.

Listen, and I'm also piecing this together from who knows where, Instagram stories, so do not quote me. We weren't. Okay. But we do like to have a little insight from your mind. I don't think I was going to quote her. It's hot. Got her.

NPR. Okay. Got her. Yeah, that was NPR quoted Amy once. Okay, listen. Whenever Amy said that they... I have it right here. I have this.

Okay. Tasteofcountry.com. Tyler Hubbard made an awkward mistake when writing 5'9. The Sweet Song is about the love of his life, his wife Haley. However, she's 5'10. Oh, I got this here. NPR said that quoting Amy Brown... I got it right.

Details, right. Amy, listen. Conspiracy theories are bubbling up about the death of Gwen Shambling. who ran the remnant fellowship church in Brentwood. The hosts of the Bobby Bone Show broadcast their theories. They said she faked her death when her husband's private plane crash into Percy Priest Lake in May.

Amy Brown said, why are their bodies? Why haven't they been found? She went on to say that Shandlin's body was never recovered, but none of that is true. That's what I heard. Listen. This is quoting Tyler.

I went home that night after writing that song and asked Haley, babe, how tall are you again exactly? she said, oh, I'm 5'10. He was like, oh boy, here's a song I wrote today, honey, and part of it is about you, but I missed it by an inch. And here's the story I've had a reporter going to Amy's house. Excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me why you said the shamblans' bodies haven't been fouled?

And he was like, oh, boy. Oh, boy. That's what I heard. Boom, shut the door. But y'all are telling this story in reaction to the Tyler story being wrong, but I'm telling you it's right. Did you look for the bodies and then you didn't find them? No, I had heard from other people that they're.

There was no body. So listen, that's the last time I say something like that. I think about a song, it's fine. But about dead bodies, I need to shut up. You know what I'm saying? Like that was just, there was a whole, a lot of conspiracy theories. Hey, but I think if we go back and listen to the clip, Eddie was on board with you. No, no, no, no, no.

They didn't quote me. No worry about that. Yes, that is so true. They left Eddie out of the freaking article with Eddie. A wise man said, don't quote me, son, I ain't said. That is a good point, lunchbox. Eddie, don't deflect. You straight up said, yeah.

I think one of my kids plays sports with a guy that said there's no bodies. No, I mentioned in a black box. There's no black box. Oh, that's it. And there was a black box. But there was no quote, how they didn't quote me on that. Don't quote me, boy, I ain't said. Cruising down a street in my six-four.

It's like this and it's like that. The number two song, Cole Swindell. She had me at Heads Carolina. I got a shivvy, she can flip a quarter. That's a good one. Number one, Morgan Wall and you prove. Why couldn't Tyler Hubbard change it to 5'10 after he heard that? Is there a rhyme on that? I was thinking about that.

Ray, would you play that again? God makes 5 foot 9 brown eyes and a sundress. No. Nine eyes? No. Here it goes. 5 foot 10 brown eyes and a sun dress. Yeah, he could have changed it easily.

What if you're right about somebody else? Uh-oh. No. Okay. That's the real story. That's the real story. Hey, NPR. Don't quote me, son, I ain't said.

Oh, gosh. Well, good point. Because you could change it. As soon as she says it's 5'10, it doesn't a rhyme there. Five foot 10 brown eyes and a, right, do it again. God makes

five foot nine brown eyes and a sun drink. Because that eyes doesn't have to rhyme with nine there. That's just kind of... I mean, it was a mistake that happened, but he probably kept it that way because he knew it would be a good story around the song and something to talk about

because on the internet, there's a million articles about it. Hey, yeah, likely story. He kept it wrong. It's a one whole inch. I need to write a song, six foot two. You know, one inch. Okay.

Because I'm six one. every bit of it. You were six foot. No, nope. I'm six foot one every bit of it. Little star on the bottom of the page in shoes. All right? The doctor said I was six one last week when I went in.

With your shoes on. Well, I didn't take them off. Number one hip-hop song, DJ Callid and Drake, Little Baby. Stay alive. Real life. I, I'm standing loud, standing loud, standing loud, staying alive. Another one. Yeah.

Try me on it. Time Wanted me to lie Doge Cat Number One pop song, Vegas But One final thing I sold the story about

Bridget Monaghan Who was Tom Brady's ex And she was talking about Their split And did you know I think I'd heard this But I just kind of forgotten But Tom Brady

Left her to date Giselle While she was pregnant With this kid Yes Yes And when I read it I was like Dang I forgot that

I think I was just so lost in the Tom Brady glory of winning all the championships that I forgot that. It kind of seemed like a douchebag move. It did. It seemed like a douchebag move. You leave a pregnant. I don't know what's going on between them, so I will say that again, I don't know. She could have kept in the balls every morning and woke him up. And they'd been like, I'm out of here too.

But I don't know that's true either. But it just seems a little suspect that you leave your girl that's pregnant with your kid to go date a supermodel, right? Yeah. Yeah. Who knows the details? But yeah, Moineshanhan. You don't need the details. It's Jazeal, man.

Yeah. What do you mean? What? What? Regent Moynihan is, she's a human too. No, no, I'm talking about... Hey, Bridgettimonyhan's hot too, guys. I'm talking about leaving anybody that's pregnant to go be with someone else.

That just feels weird, regardless of who it is. I didn't know that. Maybe isn't the best, wasn't the best thing to do. On the surface, would we agree, surfacing? I mean, what's going on Google? Yeah, also, yes, we do agree if NPR is listening. We don't know all the details. If NPR's listening.

We don't know the inside of their relationship at all or what was really happening. But yeah, you would think, like, maybe let's just go ahead and have the baby and then wait a little bit and then go. Yeah, maybe. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Okay. Maybe Bridget Moynihan was like, okay, yeah. Maybe she kicked him out. Yeah. Mike, what's that page over there?

Is there something else to do or now? No, something else. Okay. I think that's about it. Amy, what do you have to say before we go, anything you want to talk about? Oh, I have a new fifth thing up today. if you want to check it out. Four Things Podcast.

That's how you find it. Four Things with Amy Brown. Which one? You said Four Things Podcast and Four Things Amy Brown. Oh, it's Four Things with Amy Brown. But today's the bonus episode, which Bobby years ago helped me come up with the clever name of calling it the fifth thing. Did I really? Do you remember that?

Yes. That was your, we were talking about just. There's so much treasure comes out of this mind. I just forget some of it. Yeah. I still remember the day because I was like, oh, that's so cool. because yeah, on Thursday we do four things. And then the bonus episode is like,

voila, a fifth thing, it's like extra. Also, not that brilliant of an idea, but. Well, I think I was just going to call it bonus episode. It works. And you were like, oh, what about the fifth thing? That's good. It's cool if I went ah, too, if I went, ah, I'm a fifth thing, ah.

All right, check that out. Eddie, what do you want to say? Oh, I have another thing for you. So I think lunchbox owes me $40 again. Oh, gosh. because we made a bet on the... Are you doing this because you need five bucks to pay your league dues? Well, he owes me money.

So we made a bet that I said that the bucks would lose this weekend. They lost. He paid me the money. He said, dude, you should put all the money on the Patriots. And you will double your money up. And so I did. And again, the Patriots lost last night. But he didn't force you to do...

He gave you bad advice, but he didn't force you to do it. I understand. But he does this all the time. like, dude, you need to do this. Like, trust me, trust me. Eddie, here's the thing, though. I'm just going to, I'm going to say this to you, you're opening up a little box.

And if you'd like to further climb in the box, I'm happy to, but I'm just letting you know you're opening up a box. I'm not sure you want to open. Oh, yeah, I don't want to open that box. I don't. But what I'm saying, what I'm saying, though. Anything else from here. Choose.

No, no. Nothing. I'm done. And let's get in the box anyway. Eddie owes $20 for not listening on the show. Yeah, he hasn't paid. Amy has. I paid. He didn't pay punishment. Says who? You said, Bobby, you said

everybody needs to pay by the end of the week. Or whatever week that was. And it goes into the jar, the same jar my money goes into, right? 20 cash, yes. 20 cash. All right, give me my money, lunchbox, and then I'll pay the jar. No, he doesn't owe you. Yeah. He didn't say.

He shouldn't be, like, there has to be, what? Spank me. There has to be responsibility behind, hey, you should bet this. You can't just say that stuff. Eddie, let me ask you a question. You ever watch that show? Ben Stiller and... Take my money.

No, Robert Downey Jr. And they're like... Meet the Fokkers? Nope. No. And he's... Robert Down Jr.'s character wears Cammo. Iron Man.

The movie or shit? Tropic Thunder. Thank you. Tropic Thunder. Oh, that movie's good. And Robert Downey Jr. was playing an idiot character. But that idiot character said idiot things. but the character was somebody you should actually disagree with anyway

he was playing a character that was an idiot character but then people were like we're gonna boycott because Robert Down Jr's character is saying this but you're like no no no yes it's saying things that it shouldn't say but his character is somebody who says things they shouldn't say no one's watching going we agree with him

everybody's going that guy's an idiot right are you with me here so far yeah now if you feel like Launchbox isn't someone that you can trust for gambling advice, you can't go, well, I don't trust him, and then I'm going to listen to him, and he owes me money when he's wrong. Because you didn't trust him to begin with, because that's who he is to you. I mean, I get what you're saying.

I just feel like you can't just say those words. Okay, so then Eddie, everybody that listens to the sore losers, you owe them money every time you give out a bet. No, you make me do that. I don't make you. I just say, do you have any. You say, hey, you've got to have a lock for the show. And I said, do you have a lock.

Sometimes I'll be like, I don't have it. What, you can't do that. You got to have something. Okay, fine. Ray, do I make them or do I say, do you have any locks? I think it's offered up if anybody has something that they'd like to give the listeners. Eddie decides to give them a pick. Yeah, Eddie, you're acting like a gun to your head.

Sometimes I feel like that, Amy. Well, I just want you to pay the $20, yo. I mean, if you want to, if you really want to go down a rabbit hole. We do. No, I don't want to do that. Do it. Open out a box. Rabbit hole.

What's the rabbit hole? Well, I mean, really, Eddie. should be doing a neck tattoo because it was his third time of not listening but I mean I don't want to get into the weeds. Oh, is neck tattoo on there? Yeah, because remember the second one is he had to go

to a public place and bark like a dog. Did it? Yeah, so then the third one was the neck tattoo. If you can provide those clips, lunchbox in a courtroom. Oh yeah, clips are his specialty. We'll definitely make that happen. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to do that to Eddie, but I'm just saying.

What about the wood? What about the wood? stock review. Like, are we ever going to get that? Oh, we did do it. No. You're supposed to do another one. He never said to do Woodstock 99. Yes, he did. Bones, would you like to tell him? I believe I said, hey, if you want to watch it and give us a review, you can. I don't think I

put him a hammer lock. Exactly. He didn't say, oh, you need to watch him. Oh, now we're doing the hammer lock. Well, you're acting like you were in a hammer lock with the sports. I mean, hey, it's turned on you, buddy. You try to sell me out, and guess what? You're getting a neck tattoo. To do.

Temporary. Rocks and glass houses, man. They get you every time. All right, we're done. I tried to let it slide, but, I mean, you want to come after me? I'll come after you. Eddie, yo, 20 bucks to the kitty. You got it.

Amy's 20 bucks is in the kitty. You need to get a real jar. I have a cash jar. No, you have the jar. Lunchbox, anything you want to say? I don't think Eddie owes you $20, though. I don't think that was the jar. I think it was a neck tattoo.

Well, the jar first. The first defense is $20. Right, right. This would be his third offense. Right, but he never did the first offense. He's got to pay the first offense first. Oh, oh. Dang. I don't think he was listening there.

That's fine. Oh, Lynchbox wasn't listening? Oh, good one, Mike D. I didn't understand how you got for adding this up. Yeah, there's a difference in not listening and then just being straight up confused. Straight up, stupid. Well, I wasn't going to say that.

Colleen. Hey, did you just call me stupid? No, man, no, no. That's for sure I'm going to look. for the clips. All right. We're going to go. Everybody, have a great day. Thank you. And we will see you tomorrow. Hey, Ray, how long was this post show? Just me and two hours. I'm guessing 54 minutes. Yeah, 54 minutes and 32 seconds. It's just us hanging, man, you know? Everybody's on a little pain medicine. No, no, no. We're not. We're not. We're not. I mean, I'm on something.

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