The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Post Show (4-16-24)

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

Bobby asks Abby about her posting a picture with her boyfriend. That leads us to Lunchbox and his history of having issues with the ladies boyfriends of the show. We get into Bobby’s sleep troubles last night and why he’s experiencing brain fog today. A voicemail wants to know if Lunchbox’s wife listens to the show and how she feels about how Amy has been flirty with him lately. Bobby runs through the crazy news he didn’t get to on the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of IHeart Media, and I'm kicking off a brand new season of my podcast, Math and Magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing. Math and Magic takes you behind the scenes of the biggest businesses and industries while sharing insights from the smartest minds in marketing.

Coming up this seasonal Math and Magic, CEO of Liquid Death Mike Sessario. People think that creative ideas are like these light bulb moments that happen when you're in the shower. It's really like a stone sculpture. You're constantly just chipping away and refining. Take to Interactive CEO, Strauss Seldin, and our own chief business officer, Lisa Coffey.

Listen to Math and Magic on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. On paper, the three hosts of the Nick Dick & Poll show are geniuses. We can explain how AI works, data centers, but there are certain things that we don't necessarily understand. Better version of Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Proof. Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift who said that for the first time. I actually, I thought it was.

I got that wrong. But hey, no one's perfect. We're pretty close, though. Listen to the Nick, Dick, and Paul show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast, Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer, and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum Pierre, as they share their journeys from starting. out to leveling up. There's an economic component to

communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they failed. Listen to eating while broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. It's time for the Bobby Bones

post show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. No, I don't hear you now. Oh, hello. I was flipping on Instagram yesterday. I was running pretty hard yesterday all day long. But I did have me a little Instagram time.

Flip to the next one. Then I saw Abby with her boyfriend picture on the front. Saw that. Oh yeah. I added a picture. Big lunch. I went for it. Front of the whole carousel and wasn't even like she really acknowledged it. She used a bunch of emojis. It was like guitar, love, dirt. And so look at you.

I know. Yeah. That was. Did you guys have a conversation? Like, are you ready for me to post this? No, I just texted him later. I was like, oh, I posted pictures, by the way. That's all? Yeah. Did he ever say, though, he doesn't care if you posted? Have you had that conversation? Yeah, we have. He was like, I don't care. Like, I really don't. How many followers do you have? 30,000, I think. Abby Lee Anderson, 35, yeah, almost 36,000. Abby Lee, L-I-I-G-H-H-Anderson. And there you two are. Everybody was saying, hard launch. Everybody was messaging me. I was like, yeah, I saw Morgan say that, hard lunch.

I know usually I don't post that I like to keep it kind of private but I was like why not so the first pictures of you guys like sitting at a restaurant or a bar something the second one's him holding you like on the lake yeah yeah it was just kind of like a recent you know lately what's going on to my life? It was strategic no really I don't think it was you introduced him to everyone

you kind of hid that in the this was happening hey you can't get one over on us come on I was going to do like song lyrics or something cheesy. Well, yeah, you didn't want to make it all about that. So you're like, well, if I disguise it in a carousel of different pictures, maybe it won't look like I'm just going, I got a boyfriend. Like what lyrics were you thinking?

Like, she's in love with a boy. No. I love the song, the Megan Maroney song, He Won't Make You Wonder. He Won't Make You Wonder. I don't know that one. Oh, it's really good. It's kind of about like he's not, obviously, he's not going to make you. wonder. Like he's, what are the words? I don't know.

Thinks are still going pretty good? Yes. Yeah. They're going great. I love spending time with him. Like I always want to leave and just go spend time with him. And I've never had that. No. That's sweet. But you've always wanted to spend time with it. But she said she's never had anyone that she. When I look back, I'm like, I don't know. So in comparison. Yeah, in comparison. Yeah. You've wanted to, you've loved the idea of wanting to spend time with someone. So you've tried to force it. But this is more natural. I just like ignored red flags and was like in denial. With the other guys? Yes.

I was like, they'll change. But here, there's no red flags that I need to ignore. These flowers in the picture? Uh-huh. So when I was hosting the Indy Country Showdown, like he came to watch and he brought them for me. Mm-hmm. That's so sweet. I mean, half of these pictures are him.

So you can't act like you were just doing a carousel. And I applaud you. Good, good, good. I think it's a good balance of my life the past couple months. But I'm saying, you're not tricking us into acting like you were just posting your life. Like it was, that's great. You were just posting it with some filler. She's like, Monday.

Yeah. Just a normal Monday. Or whatever it was. When did you post it? Yeah, I think it wasn't Monday. Two days ago. Sunday. Sunday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, congratulations, Avers. Thank you. What's the day like for you guys now? Do you text through the day? Yes, we do. I mean, after, I don't text much during. Do you good morning text?

Does he do good morning text? Yeah, we do every morning. We kind of switch off. Whoever is up for. And is it just like good morning or it's like good morning beautiful or is it like it's just good morning I mean he said good morning beautiful a couple times I'm like good morning cutie. That's what you respond to? That's what I say.

Yeah. And then if we're not, if we're cute. That's cute. If I'm a dude though, I don't want to be called cutie. You don't? That's so small. I did ask him. Like sexy.

What would you prefer? Good morning or. Honey. Babe. Babe. Dude. Dude. Good morning.

Good morning. Dude. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. I was like, good morning, dude. That'd be like, I'm not like, she didn't like me. No, I'm just saying, I don't like cute.

I asked him if that bothered him. I was like, do you like that? And he said it doesn't bother him. So I don't say it that much, just a couple times. Maybe I just have issues with my masculinity, and I'm like, I don't want to call me cutie. Cuity doesn't feel like something you call your man. Abby, does he listen to the show? No.

At all? Zero? No, he really doesn't. So he doesn't know how lunchbox treats you or anything? Well, yeah, he knows that part. Okay. What do you think about that? So he has seen stuff like on Facebook.

Yeah, he doesn't. really like it at all. Andy heard the shirt thing too. What? Does he get mad? Does he ever want to be like, let me go if I'm up? He doesn't get mad.

No, but. We've all kind of gone through that a little bit. My very first ever co-hosted Jill, way back in the day, she was an intern. It's the first time I ever started a show. And Jill was with me. She got married, but even when she had a serious boyfriend, like he called Lunchbox,

left a voicemail. He was going to beat the crap out of him. That's awesome. Yeah. Did he ever? No. He said, don't ever talk to her that way. And that night was our company

Christmas party and I thought he was joking. I went to shake his hand and goes, I told you in the voice, I'll never try to shake my hand. I was like, oh, okay, cool, man. Were you scared? No, we used to party to get me and him. He used to go to Sixth Street together once a week.

Yeah, but then you start talking to his woman. And then something happened and something happened. He got mad. He got mad, and then we weren't friends anymore. No, it's definitely a theme. At the beginning of my marriage, It was a huge problem. Like huge.

Like there was times where I was like, you don't have to come up here. He wanted to meet lunchbox up? Oh, yeah. Like he wanted to come up or he's like, I can't,

I can't even look at him. I can't even talk to that guy. If I talk to him, it's just going to be a problem. I'm like, gay, well, can you just say hi? No,

why would I say hi? But if we're looking back, though. But then they got over it. Your husband would have killed lunch. I think lunchbox can take your boyfriend now. Abby, I'm just looking at them.

What? If I'm squaring him up, I think lunchbox has got your boyfriend in a physical fight. No way. No, no, no, no. He's strong. Lunchbox can't touch his shoulder. I know.

His punches are going to be like this. But he's super strong on the inside. Okay. How tall are you, lunchbox? Like 5-11. Oh, he's 6'1. And he's strong. He's got a reach.

He is really strong. I don't know. I'm looking at it. I think lunchbox can take him. I put money on lunch. I wouldn't have put him against Amy's ex-husband. Oh, gosh. He's no, no.

He would kill all of us. Well, he'd kill all of us with a fingernail file. Yes. But not all of us together. We could take him. Three of us? I don't know. We'd have to like throw something at him.

Yeah, we'd have to poke his eyes out. Just sand in his eye. Yeah. I don't know. Like, I can't see his body. He looks like a small guy. Some of you call cutie, for example. Oh, gosh.

Okay, I'm never going to call him that again. Dang it. Good morning, cutie. I think that's, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what else is. If it works, then good. Yeah, you can say cute. I've only done it a couple times.

If he likes it. Well, I'm happy that you're happy. Thank you. And does he want to come fight lunchbox? Has he ever said that? If I ever see him, I'm going to punch him. No, he hasn't said it. Because remember he met him.

But lunchbox is super nice to me when he was around. Of course he was. He didn't get to see that side of him. You act like I'm mean to you all the time. Just because I say you suck at singing doesn't mean I'm mean to you. You are not that nice. What else have I done? You're not very friendly over there.

When I'm answering the phones, like you just walk by me. I'm like, hey, what up? Ask that phone. Line three is ringing. I give you a little tips. You give me tips. He's like heads out of line three. You just try to distract me.

Abby, thank you. Yeah, thank you. By the way, a lot of response on your Thomas Jefferson painting. Really? Yep. You know what I was thinking? Because I didn't paint the collar. Like, should I do it?

Because I wanted it to look like a jersey. No, no, we're good. It looks great. Okay. It looks great. So where are you next? What's next? I'll do the blue one.

Cowboys. That would be. It was not Hamilton. by the way. Who is it? You texted me. I don't remember who was. But when's that one due?

Oh, is there a due date? I don't know. I'm asking you. When do you think you'll have that one done? Let's see. It's taking a little longer. Why? Because the blue is so hard?

Yeah. Eddie's is... That's David. He's doing the Celtics jersey. Mozart? Well, no. I got a huge Albert Einstein yesterday. I thought it was a smaller.

I saw it. You see it at the house? Yeah. I got a huge box into the house. I didn't order anything like this. And then I opened it. And it's a monster. That one's cool because we all know what he looks like.

So it's like, oh, that's Albert Einstein. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet I know who it is. Are you going to paint Einstein? I'm not painting anybody. No, I don't, I don't think so. I mean, it sounds like it's a lot of hard work. How many more of these are you going to buy?

None. I just want out a little spree where I wanted to buy like three or four of them. And we're good. And Abby was like, I'll paint them. And so we're painting them. So that's it. Einstein's huge. Was it?

Which one is the Dallas Cowboys? Edison? No, it is a, it's a philosopher, like a Roman philosopher. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, you do. It is. What is it?

Come on. Socrates? No. Soccer. Oh, Galileo. No. You texted it to me. I know.

We're a philosopher. I even read a book. He's a stoic. He's like. Plato. Plato. Who's lunchbox? Plato.

Plato. Platopus. That's him, right? Plato. Plato. Yeah, Plato. Who is it? No.

Oh, Marcus Rulius. That's who it is. That's the Dallas Cowboys guy? Who? Yeah, Marcus Rulius. Never heard of him. I'm having a little brain fog. I didn't get any sleep last night.

I got like two hours. Did your pap smear fall off? Marco Arrulio. Why, it's not a pap smear? A CPAP? No, it is. It's my Patsmoor. Y'all couldn't even, let me tell you.

If the Papsmere had to have to have a little, y'all would cry. You wouldn't even be able to handle it. I would sob. What's a Patsmere? Papsmere is where it's your... You go in your vagina? Yes. What do they do?

Scrape your uterus or something. Oh. Yeah, they go in with like, imagine like salad tongs or something. Metal and cold and sterile and your legs having to be up, and then it's just like... Imagine it. That's every Thursday over our place. Okay, well. And then it's like, it's just, and then I feel like I can hear the scraping even though I'm not sure I can.

I'm good. We don't need to. That was enough. Okay. All right. Thank you. Just welcome to woman's life. Thank you.

Well, Eddie, I didn't get my pet. My pets made up for a little bit last night. Did it fall off? I couldn't sleep. I had it on and it was just, I just couldn't sleep. So I woke up, walked for like an hour on the treadmill. Worked. Eight.

Took the dogs out. Played a game of Madden. Wow, he got a lot in today. I couldn't go to sleep. You had a full day before you got to work. I laid down and put a podcast on her, I put myself asleep and listened to the whole hour up of the podcast. That never happens.

Was it like a boring podcast? No, it's Bill Simmons. Oh, okay. But I usually fall asleep. Bobbycast is up, speaking of podcasts. Zach Top is on the Bobbycast this week. He has a song that's called Sounds Like the Radio that's crushing right now. But I'll learn about it from Jake Owen where Jake was like,

dude, this guy's awesome and he's really been blowing up. He got a start in music playing in his family band. He talked about how he booked his first show. at seven, he booked his own show at seven years old over the phone. He called and asked my dad if we'd like to come open for that musical. My dad said, well, Randy, you're going to have to ask them? I can't answer that for him. And so he put me on the phone.

He was like, hey, we'd like you come do the show. And I said, well, Randy, that sounds great. We'd love to. And he's, and my first question was, how much time do we have? And he was like, oh, show in for a couple months. And I said, well, that's perfect. We'll know some songs by then, and we'd love to do it. Yeah, and then we started actually, yeah, trying to work up stuff together.

He's seven years old. And he's like, yeah, we'll be there to come. 12 months, my band will play. You talked about how he learned guitar and white play for hours as a kid. I really don't know that I thought it would lead to anything. All I knew was I loved the music, country music specifically. I remember my folks had a, remember them briefcase things that had a bunch of slots for tapes, cassette tapes. They have one of those downstairs and we still had a tape machine. I would go through that thing just one by one, take one out, play it through, trying to learn every song on there, learn how to sing them, learn how to play them, just sit down there in front of

tape machine for hours sitting there with my guitar. Super traditional country guy, like traditional country that you think of is traditional country. And, you know, he has a mustache, cowboy hat. You feel like you're talking to a 45-year-old dude, but he's like 24. Old soul. He's only 24?

Yeah, very young. But like I enjoyed talking with him. We talk for an hour. So go check it out on the Bobbycast, wherever you listen to your podcast. Let's do the mid-roll here. Ray, you good with that? If you are a founder or,

a freelancer or the friend who always says, hey, you know what, what if I started that? This is for you. I'm telling you I had nothing to my name. I didn't know a single person in New York. And somehow I'm dressed by Oscar de Laurenta walking down that red carpet. This month, we sit down with entrepreneurs and creators

who actually did it, who turned the scary leave into a business, a paycheck, and a life they are proud of. Direct center of our happiness or our regrets is whether or not we're taking action on the things that matter to us. They're not selfish. They're so important. They actually lead to our greatest contributions because when we're living fulfilled, we actually show up better everywhere.

We lead better. We're better friends. We're better relationships and collaborators and all those things because we have passion about the things we're doing. If you're trying to build something of your own this year, join us in these conversations that will make you braver and smarter with your money. Listen to Dos Amigos as part of the My Cultura podcast network available on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. Hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen.

She says, I have some cookies and milk. This is a badass convict man. Right. Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk at my mom. Yeah. On the Ceno Show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail,

talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to bench, featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic. And without this trouble, I'm going to die. Open your free I-Heart radio app. Search the Cito Show and listen now.

You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent, and that is, that our resilience rests on our relationships.

I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. All right, a couple voicemails here. Let's go to number three. Go ahead. Morning Studio. So I was just curious if Lunchbox's wife listens to the show. And if so, is she jealous about how chummy Amy's been getting with Lunchbox lately?

Really curious. Let me know, guys. Love the show. Okay. Response? She listens, like, on the way to school, she'll drop the kids off so they can hear me in the morning. But she doesn't listen all the time. So I don't know if she has any jealousy about Amy, but she knows who I'm going home to.

She's not worried about it. She also knows that nothing's happening here. Does she? But he's giving the impression of it. It doesn't matter what happens here between you two. Right. He's still going home to her. But I'm clarifying that nothing's happening.

She knows nothing's happening. She knows. So what I'm understanding is if there is a thing going here, it doesn't matter because you're going home to her. Right. She's not stressed out about it. There's a lot of women that want me and she knows that. And she's okay with you doing whatever as long as you come home to her.

Yeah. No tongue. Okay. Did you know that, Amy? You knew that rule. No time. Why is she acting like? Look at Amy.

He's just blushing. It's like she just got caught. Because y'all are acting like something's really happening and it's funny to me. So why are you acting like that then? Because there's nothing. Family in Oklahoma got their nine-year-old son an octopus for his birthday. What? A real octopus?

Where do you put it? Aquarium. Aquarium. But then the octopus had 50 octopus babies. Oh, no. Send them back. How big? Cameron Clifford, a 36-year-old dentist,

bought a female octopus for his son, Cal's nine-year-old birthday party. They have the octopus, and the octopus had 50 babies. So the octopus is already pregnant when they got it? Yeah. Also, it would have been an immaculate conception. It's the Jesus octopus. The family had to arrange after this 50 separate homes for the octopus,

spend thousands of dollars. because they have they're all, all the babies are there to they get rid of them all on clams, crabs, snails. They had to pay for costs to repair the damage in their house from spill to water and a small electrical fire. He's then calling Aquarians, begging them,

take some of them off. Well, yeah, they're getting invaded by octopuses. No, I think it's octopuses. I think it's octopuses, too. All right, I thought it was. It just feels weird to say pusses. I know.

Miss AI is a world's first beauty pageant for AI generated models. What? They're not real. Society has gone to... Over a $20,000 cash prize. Miss AI is a world's first beauty pageant for AI generated models. Contestants will be judged on their beauty, tech, and clout for their chance to earn Miss AI Crown.

The top bot will log out with $13,000. Log out. $5,000 and a $30,000 scholarship. I don't even know. They're giving all these awards away, but they're not even real. But I guess people that are creating them are real. But who's paying these money to these people... It's like a website that's doing it

There's a panel of human judges But again, it's like when you do those robots And you do the robot fighters Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It's just a version of that. Stem. Where what you do is you create this robot fighter And it goes and it fights and it wins

And then whoever wins gets the money Now, did you do it? No, but you'd created a program that the robot fought. Okay. But this is just like AI chicks. Yeah.

You know? I'm fine with not being a part of like... No one's asking you. I'm just wondering this to be part of the AI. I get really defensive because they didn't do anything to you guys. Right. Why are you?

No, no, you guys don't be mean to AI chicks. I'm not. I'm saying I was just going to share something. It's okay. I won't say it. You're like, I start talking about it goes, well, nobody asked you. She's like, I don't want to be a part of that. I'm like, nobody asks you to be about AI chicks.

I mean like this part of the, like where we are in time, I think sometimes I'd like to be a little bit more further in the future because things are. AI dudes? No. Trying to get it. Nice. Now I get it. She's like, I want part of that.

I want part some of that AI dude. No, but I mean, I think that technology can be amazing. There's going to be cures for different things in the future would be really great. But I'm kind of feel like we're in a good spot. Like we're not way back in time when we had no technology and things were really hard. I think like things are just right. But I feel like technology is everything's just advancing at such a rapid pace. It's just, I feel like it's about to go bad.

It's going to get bad quick. People are going to take over. No, no. Technology is going to take over us and should be bad. So like I'm in a good spot. AI husband though, huh? We're in a good spot. For the first time?

Does it feel like that'd be a good thing? I don't want an AI husband. So you know how like dating's so hard because like, oh, I found a red flag? Like, you're not going to find any red flags in AI's. Perfect. Yeah, the red flag is it's not a real person. Yeah, you can't be with it. Prove that I'm a real person.

Prick you and you bleed. Okay, but you could prick anything that we create and have blood. Stab you in the heart, you die. You can't. Supposedly. No, these AI people can't feel inside of me. So you don't know if I'm actually feeling anything. You have no idea if I'm a real person.

You have no idea. anybody else other than yourself. Okay. He's lost it. I'm defending my AI friends. That's why I'm getting so offensive. I have all my AI friends that get mad at me when we allow this kind of conversation. But you can't prove I'm anything.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm fairly certain you're human. Fairly certain. Fairly, I'm 100%. But you can't be because you can't film what I feel. Yeah, it can't be 100%. Because also, what if I'm not? Exactly.

Well, you do glitch sometimes. Oh yeah, Amy's like, it's got blope in the old, dope, g-d-d-d-n-o-d-d-n-loat. If you can't beat him, join them. Make boat, make float. A woman flies to meet and gets ghosted by a guy that she's been chatting online with her five years. She flew 1100 miles. He was fake. She flew eight hours.

He paid for it. But he didn't show. And then... Double life. Double life. Couldn't get away. It's Abby's boyfriend. That's how we find out.

It's somebody. Oh, gosh. No, Morgan's. No, I'm just saying, no, we just talked to Abby about it. It turns out it's that dude. The day she's hard launches, we find out. Oh, man. Yeah, no, he, that sucks.

He's a real person. They just didn't show up. Probably his wife wouldn't let him out of the house. Right. He couldn't leave. Something like that. A woman thought to have cancer actually had a brain eating amoeba. That's scary.

The unnamed patient 77 visited a local hospital. hospital after complaining of dizziness, confusion, and difficulty speaking. Doctors thought she was suffering from a brain tumor. Turns out it was brain-eating amoeba. These B mandraellers are typically found in dust, soil, and water. It's an infection. When's the next full moon? What?

I've got to start taking my pills. What? That was so random. No, it's not. She needs pills. Get her a pill stat. Don't wait for the full moon. We were talking about an amoeba.

It's actually not. I take my parasite cleanse right now is during the full moon of each month. Oh my goodness. April 23rd. Okay, well... Everyone's losing it. Professional squatters have taken over a pub

owned by Gordon Ramsey. I saw this is awesome. Reports say a group of six people have taken over the York and Albany Hotel. They've posted a legal warning defending their occupation of the property. Sources say the group wants to use their space as a community art cafe.

This is crazy. They've posted requests for food and donations. That's from BBC. Guys, it's over. I know. The world's acting crazy. We just need... It makes no sense.

We need like bounty hunter type people that are off... Like there's no filing of what they do that just go and take out these squatters. Nice. They go in. They're dressed all in black. The faces are covered. You pay them cash. Leave it behind a dumpster.

They go get rid of the squatter. You didn't know anything about it. Once they're out... Hey, I didn't know anything about it. There's no paper trail. Now I got my house back. I don't know what happened. Is that legal?

Probably not if you have to wear it cover your face and do a bag of money right but that would be a like that's a niche Like a niche industry where it's like I'm gonna go and just clean them out A 32-year-old man was forced to take the ACT as a fantasy football punishment Oh wow, that's crazy How long is that test a couple hours? Okay, but we don't do tests around here anymore last time it turned out that It wasn't very good for the show I think it was good for you too. Yeah, we learned a lot after we took that test It's great for me you learned you're dyslexic.

And that's good. But it was not a pretty time for that day and a half or so. Because Amy was getting all emotional during this segment. But it was fine. I was okay. The emotion, I wasn't mad at anybody. No,

I know, but you were like, I'm not smart. No, my inner child is like, oh. You're all idiots. Right. And you're like,

but we scored the same as you and were also dyslexic. Right. I beat the amount of two out of three things. That's 66% better. I'm more so like, my feelings are like, oh, okay. It's like, oh, this makes sense.

So many things make sense now. Now, yes. The ACT's three hours long. Two hours, 55 minutes. Yikes. So he takes it. His punishment was to take the full exam. He's 32 years old.

The highest possible score is at 36. If you get a 19, it's considered good. He appeared confident, but left the exam, appearing to have been hit by an educational truck. Now he's waiting on his results, which could take up to eight weeks. Educational truck. That's from Tyler Harding.

A lawyer accidentally clicks a link on a web page and pushes through a wrong divorce for a wrong couple. What do you mean? Unfortunately, a lawyer at a high-profile law firm clicked the button for the wrong couple and they were divorced 21 minutes later. It took two days for the wife's attorney to figure out their error. The attorney was supposed to click the button for another case but didn't navigate to that page. Instead, Mr. and Mrs. Williams are legally divorced before even ironing out the financials. The law firm explained the mistake to the court, and they rejected a request to reverse it. It's a mistake.

It's that simple? You just click a button and you're divorced? So here's what I'm imagining happened here, because I read this this morning. I don't think he divorced the wrong couple. I think he divorced them way early before they could negotiate. And now there's no need for negotiation. I think this dude is just assuming something. You can slide the dude to a couple extra bucks, and just slip, let the button slip.

You do that. Oh, no, that would be terrible. That's from the Guardian. No, it would be awesome depending on who Got the button slip Yeah, so there's that. Boom.

Anything else? I want to mention here? Oh, Thursday night, 6 to 8 p.m. We'll be streaming again from my house, dorm dudes and Eddie and I. We're breaking.

Doing it again? Yeah. Yeah. We broke last time. I was like, If you guys are ever in town, let's break. And he was like,

we're coming back to town. And I was like, I can't do it. it for like four hours or anything, but let's do it for two. So six to eight p.m. on Thursday night. On, yeah, my Instagram or dorm dudes. What's it? Dorm dudes breaks. Dorm dude. Dorm dudes breaks. Yeah. On TikTok. But last time we did it, we got a Tom Brady helmet and we got a Joe Montana jersey. I didn't. We didn't. I lost. I got it like four times. I missed every single time. I actually lost money that night. But I'm saying those boxes were at your house. It's the most fun thing. It's the most fun thing.

So we're going to do it Thursday evening. If you want to make an appearance, come by. With the break of breaking boxes? You can break boxes? Well, it's called a break. You don't really breaking the boxes. It's a break whenever. Opening it.

Yes, but you don't break. It's a break like breaking out whatever's in it. Yeah. The helmets and stuff. Break the tape. Do you have a box cutter? Yes. Yeah.

Nice. Why is that nice? We're legit, Amy. I'm just trying to. It's efficient, you know? Because sometimes you're trying to get a box open and I can't imagine how anti-clamatic could be. If it's like, hold on. Let me.

Oh, we have box openers. You're trying to tear it. Yeah. Then you do your teeth. Mm-hmm. Okay, hold on. I got to make sure there's nothing I wanted to mention here. Did you do your body scan?

I did. Your full body scan? I did. Yeah. How'd that go? You good? Any brain-eating amoebas? Well, no, it wasn't when it says full body.

It's the lungs, heart, abdomen, pelvic area, like my ovaries. So, oh, my kidneys. So, it turns out I have a renal stone, which is a kidney stone. I love that man. If you stop me up, stop me up. I never stop. Never stop. I never stop.

It's the rolling stones, my bad. So my calcium score and my heart is a zero, which is great news. I've learned about that. And then my lungs look good. The kidney stone, this is the thing. The scan will give you information before you have any symptoms. And so one day I may be in a lot of pain trying to pass this kidney stone, but so far it's not moving.

So I'm good. but I don't know when it may or may not choose to move. And I also have a cyst on my ovary, which I was like, hmm. Will it pop by itself? I don't know if it pops, but it's 4.1 centimeters, and I was reading about it. And I had realized my cramps have been a little bit more painful recently, but I didn't know why. I don't know for sure if it's because of the cyst. But really a cyst is only super problematic, like above four, like more like five to 10 centimeters.

So I think my cyst is an okay size to where it's not going to. hopefully cause me issues. But those were the only two red flags. Oh, and then my L5 and my S1, my lower back is deteriorating like near my tailbone. Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man.

What is that? Rinal stones, my favorite band. Oh, yeah, renal stones. Yeah, but that's when I learned like renal, the same thing as kidney. I don't know, it was interesting. It's fascinating. I just want to be as proactive as possible

with my health since both my parents had cancer, and I just feel relieved knowing that like, okay, cool, I got a system. ovary. It's not of concern because of the size. I get a kidney stone that may bother me down the line. I need to probably pay attention to my lower back, but that's, I feel. Your L bar and your. You and Kailen right now, they have a couple special for $149. You can both get your heart and lungs or something. Two for one for $149. It's a couple special. I'm down with that. See, heart and lungs?

What if my couple is, like, what if I'm, Kailen doesn't want to do it, but it's like Eddie and I. That's the same. Oh, yeah. I think you do. That works. I don't know. Do we have to like kiss in front of them to prove work? I don't know if it's per person. Because I'm willing to do that for the right person. I'll hold your hand. But either way, I think y'all should do it. It's information.

I got to cramp myself. I'll do it, bones. Let's go together. You can figure out what. I know what the problem is. I've been training too hard. The guy at... Rotator cuff tears.

I got a sigh. It's messed up. It's just tough. The guy here, it's called Kraft Body Skin. And the guy was telling me he decided to open it here, open this location because he got one of these scans and it showed blockage in his heart and it saved his life. Wow. That's pretty good.

So that's why he was like, oh, I'm all in. I'm just a shot away. I'm just a shot away. Oh, Jimmy. Anybody hear how to Kidney Stone before? Satisfaction. And I try. And I try.

And I try. And I try. And I try. I can't get no. Can you do another song? Many Rolling Stones can you do? There are so many. I would.

I would need a word to start me. Okay. The. But no. Any word? Any word that's in a song That's like more than The or uh or is or at

I got one Wild Thing Dunna Wild thing No No that's tell no Oh

Wow No you're almost Come on Come on Can I know what you're doing Without even having the song That's probably wild horses Yeah

Wild horses He's Dragging me down Wild horse I think you're doing Garth Brooks Wilder No no

No no No I'm not I think we think you are. Keep dragging me down. Wow, horse. Now I can't get it because you talk. It's toxic in my brain. Toxic.

Yeah, what you're doing is toxic to my brain from melody. Can't keep me away. That's what I'm singing. That's what it is. No, I'm following hers. I'm chasing her down a bad trail. Hot horses can't drag me away. That's it.

Amy, that's not what you were doing. You were doing Garth Brooks. You were doing Garth Brooks. What I have in my head is the melody and what comes out, I can't control that it's off tune. Off tune? That can be every excuse for anything. That's it. Next song.

That's what I was singing. Point. What about another one? Do you have another one? Another word? Who? Me? Yeah.

Well, I can't just do please. Did we do that one already? Which one? Please allow me to introduce myself. I don't. I don't know that. You don't? Who, who.

What about? What about? Oh. How about? No, that's Steve Miller band. Go on, take your money and run. That's true. Very similar.

Very similar. But the one we're thinking about is... I still listen to that CD a lot. You allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man. That's it. It's me. Won't you know?

I'll get you guys. My name. Hoo-hoo. All right. Who-hoo. How's it? Nothing. All right, cool.

We're out. I'll never be your beast. Bur. That's a good sign. Never. Never, never, never, never, never be. Do you know that one? I don't know.

That's a jam. I know the beast of burden. What band are we talking about again? Who do you think it is? The renal stones. The rolling stones. The renal stones. The renal stones.

How about, I see a red... Cloud blue. I see a red door and I want to paint it black. No. But I see the skies are blue. We are not done? We're drunk. All right.

Thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. On paper, the three hosts of the Nick Dick and Poll show are geniuses. We can explain how AI works, data centers, but there are certain things that we don't necessarily understand. Better version of Play Stupid Games win Stupid prizes. Yes. Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift, who said that for the first time.

I actually thought it was. I got that wrong. But hey, no one's perfect. We're pretty close, though. Listen to the Nick, Dick, and Paul show on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of IHard Media, and I'm kicking off a brand new season of my podcast, Math and Magic, stories from the Frontiers of Marketing. Math and Magic takes you behind the scenes of the biggest businesses and industries while sharing insights from the smartest minds and marketing. Coming up this season on Math and Magic, CEO of Liquid Death Mike's assistant.

Serio. People think that creative ideas are like these light bulb moments that happen when you're in the shower. Or it's really like a stone sculpture. You're constantly just chipping away and refining. Take to Interactive CEO, Strauss Selnick, and our own chief business officer, Lisa Coffey. Listen to Math and Magic on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer Zoe Spencer and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre, as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. There's an economic component to communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail.

Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.