The Bobby Bones Show - Tues Post Show (6-01-21)
Episode Date: June 1, 2021Bobby got an Apple Watch and doesn’t know if he likes it yet. Bobby on having people over to watch the debut of “Breaking Bobby Bones” last night. Raymundo reveals how he got free ammunition for... his father-in-law for LIFE! We determined whether or not this person who offered it to him was messing with him. We find out that Mike D’s brother is a tour manager for a punk band. Bobby also explains the World’s First Invisible Sculpture that just sold for $18,000. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show.
Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
I got an Apple watch yesterday, which I'm wearing here, redband.
Nice.
I just don't, I don't know yet.
I like it.
What does it do?
Like everything?
I don't know.
Everything but nothing.
It's like having 5,000 channels and nothing to watch.
So if I send you a text, do you get it on your watch?
I do for now, because I'm on Wi-Fi, but I don't have my cell hooked up to it.
Oh.
And I just tried.
I don't know, man.
I'm getting news alerts now on it.
So every time I'm at wrist, I go like, oh, who's texting me?
And then it's like the Washington Post has an article that you don't care about.
Well, then maybe it's not for you.
Well, I'm not convinced to that yet.
Okay.
I think it can be for me if I cater it that way.
But I'm way behind on the Apple Watch train.
I like watches.
And I think I can do some stuff with this.
Like fly and stuff?
No.
Well, if that's for everything.
Calendar updates.
Your will be like, bleh, blah.
Yeah.
No kidding.
But it's like tracking when I work out.
Maybe there will be some golf updates.
on it that tells you how far you are
away from the hole
GPS stuff
On the watch
They have that mic on the watch
I don't know
Ray, play me the hip hop intro
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Intro for Bobby
Going hard like I'm aiming
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Intro for the show
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The Bobby Bone Show.
There you have it.
Okay, where to start?
I have so many notes.
By the way, if you haven't listened to the regular show yet, thank you guys for listening.
And thanks for watching Breaking Bobby Bones last night.
It was the debut week episode.
It'll be on Sundays for now on.
That was a special Memorial Day show.
We had some Breaking Bibones cookies last night.
I had half a cookie.
They were good.
Caitlin and I split it. Eddie had you, did you take any home with you?
No, no, I just ate one cookie.
You did?
Eddie brought over a Klondike ice cream bar.
Did you find them? I left them in your freezer.
No, because I'm not eating them.
They're so good, though.
I'm checked out now.
I'm on the path.
Oh, because wedding weight?
I'm on. I'm getting ripped.
I'm getting ripped.
Well, you feel like you need a day off.
They're in your freezer.
Okay, thank you for that.
You're welcome.
Ramundo sent a note. It says, do you know how sometimes people get scammed?
Well, what's the exact opposite of that?
People think it's a scam and missing out.
I have no idea what this is.
What is it?
No, it's good.
We did a thing in the post show about how I said I wanted my dad to think that this job was cool,
and I said he was looking for ammunition,
so I said maybe we can hit up some of our connects and get him ammunition.
So you would look cool, like his son did something.
Nothing from this job really impresses him,
but there was a huge national ammunition shortage.
And I said, if I can figure out a way through our ties to hook him up with some pheasant bullets,
he's going to flip out.
So punch comes to shove.
This dude, push comes to shove.
What are you talking about?
This guy hits me up.
I don't know if I'd necessarily want to say the company, but it's a major shell manufacturer.
And he goes, I can hook up your dad with a lifetime supply of ammunition.
What?
Yeah.
And I'm like, this is what I'm talking about.
They're going to ship it to him all for free.
Pops is just going to have shell upon shell for pheasant hunting for the rest of his life.
But what's their get?
Nothing.
They have these.
Not true.
He's not even saying the name right now.
They have so much surplus of ammunition that they just don't get to
that they're not able to sell to people or whatever.
It sounds fishy.
It's not fishy.
He sent me his email.
I looked him up.
I looked up his Instagram.
Everything was legit.
But the guy goes, I need your dad's identification.
And so I hit my dad and I go, hey, dad, lifetime supply of bullets.
Your son hooked it up.
So someone's just going to give you a lifetime supply of bullets because we mentioned it on
the post show that's not even the main show.
But you didn't even mention it.
You haven't said the brand of the bullet.
It's not about that, I guess.
It's not.
It's not.
They just want people to be happy and they love the show.
You're telling me a business, a company just wants people to be happy.
Yes.
That's awesome.
I mean, sometimes when people give you a sweet, why did they give you sweet?
I don't know, just because they wanted you to have fun and go to a game for free.
Do something for free.
Oh, a sweet.
But they're not, oh, a sweet.
I thought like a candy.
Yeah, like a cupcake.
I was like, I think they're trying to lure you.
Anyways.
So when people give you a sweet, if it's like work related, they would like for you to
look up on them in a good way.
Maybe they think a year down the road, I'm on a hunting trip with my dad,
and I'll take a picture of the bullet
and I'll say,
this is the bullet we use
and we got a pheasant with.
Maybe that's their long-term plan.
What happened with your dad
and the identification?
So I go,
Dad, just hit me back with the idea.
ID.
He hits me back.
Absolutely not, son.
I will never give my identification
over an email.
And I'm like, okay, Dad,
we just missed out on a lifetime supply of bullets
and he never got him.
He thought it was a scam.
Then why don't you get the bullets
for you and give your ID to the guy?
I mentioned that to my wife.
We live in an apartment.
We can't have an entire side room
of our house with full of bullets.
We think they're going to ship it on a pallet?
You think it's a one-time truck delivery?
Yes.
For pheasant bullets, they take up a ton of space, and they can get you a lot of them right all shipped.
You don't think you've got to pick them up.
I think your rain is warped about how this stuff works.
You know, whenever you want on a game show, they're like a lifetime supply of craft macaroni and cheese.
They don't send it to you all then.
You get like four boxes a month.
Yeah.
Like if you get free Chick-fil-A for a year, you get like...
You don't get all the chicken today.
A sandwich a day.
Ray, I think.
think you were getting, like, mess with a little bit.
Not when I did my fact check in.
The guy was legit.
Okay.
He really was.
Those bullets will never be shot, so those pheasants can continue flying.
Well, but did your dad think it was cool that you could have gotten him the bullets?
No, I mean, I haven't talked to him in a couple weeks now, but that's it.
Sounds like the relationship got worse after.
It did.
Ray's like, you know he won't even talk to me now.
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A Florida concert promoter is using tickets to a
encourage COVID-19 vaccinations by, I think it's like 17 bucks, 17 bucks for regular ticket.
19 bucks for regular ticket.
Who is it?
Well, hold on.
Okay.
19 bucks for a regular ticket, but if you have vaccination card, but if you don't have vaccination
card, the ticket costs $999.
What?
So Mike D, your brother, let me get this right.
Is the tour manager for this group?
Yeah, Teenage Butter Rocket.
He's their tour manager.
Excuse me?
Teenage Border Rocket.
But who, okay, a concert promoter in Tampa.
Florida is offering a massive discount to vaccinated
people ready to see live music.
Leadfoot promotions are selling tickets to an upcoming show
featuring punk band Teenage
Bottle Rocket for $18 to
those who are vaccinated.
$9.99 for those who aren't.
We have a clip of Teenage Bottle Rocket.
This song is called So Cool.
That's cool? Yeah, not near as like
whinies. I thought it was going to be.
That's pretty good. Mykie brothers, their tour
manager? Yeah, they're a great band.
Is that his main job?
That his main job, yeah. He's not been working since
the pandemic, but they're about to get back on the road
and they're excited. Oh, so
this has been his full-time job? Yeah. He travels
with Teenage Bottle Rocket. Yeah, for about a year and a half
now he's been doing it. How do we never know your brother
was a tour manager for a punk band?
I don't know. You never asked.
I didn't know I was supposed to ask.
I mean, I think the story, we buried the story
here. I agree. I mean, it's funny
$19.99, but Mike's brother's a tour manager for a punk band.
Mike, are you a fan? Oh, yeah. I love
this band. They're coming here on June 23rd, so
I'm going to go see them.
Do you know them?
I do know them, yeah.
Dang, this is cool.
Did you have high hopes of being a punk singer?
Yeah, me and my brother were actually in a band together when I was in college.
That's what we wanted to do initially.
And then I started interning on this show, and I was like, you know what?
I'll go do that instead.
And so he does not play in the band?
No, he doesn't.
If somebody goes down, is he good enough to hop in?
He could probably hop in on drums, yeah.
Dang, that's pretty cool.
Mike D's brother is a punk band tour manager.
That's cool.
There you go.
All right, Mike, thanks.
Yeah.
The world's first invisible sculpture sells for a whopping $18,000.
That's crazy.
What are people thinking?
Oh, no.
They're so stupid.
You just sell stuff like that.
You yell they're so stupid until they sell it back.
It's like NFTs, though.
People don't believe NFTs are worth anything.
Things are worth what people will pay for them.
But there's nothing there.
Right.
It's nothing.
I would compare this to an NFT.
The same kind of thing.
Right.
And what is an NFT?
Nothing.
It's nothing.
An invisible sculpture created by Italian artist, Salvatore Gao.
recently acquired by a private collector paid 15,000 euros or $18,000.
If you're one of these people who just can't understand how someone can pay large sums of money for digital assets, like video game skins,
compared to that, like Fortnite, the clothes I buy from my basketball player.
It's nothing.
There was some on, was it Fortnite or some other game?
People bought this Gucci bag for whatever just to have the Gucci in their thing.
What?
Amy, you're going to think I'm crazy, but let me explain to you.
Okay, so let's say you love playing Fortnite.
Maybe you're not as super cool in real life, like accepted by people.
But you find something you're good at.
And you're like, wow, these other gamers that I'm talking to, we have headsets on.
They respect me.
They actually make me feel good about myself.
That's basically the life that you try to get to all the time and get better at it.
Because you're actually getting this positivity, this reinforcement of positivity.
So why in that life, when you're feeling it, why would you not want to make yourself feel better inside of that where you already feel the best?
Okay.
That's my only point.
Yes, it seems ridiculous because we're not in it.
But I did spend some money to dress up my basketball player,
so people respect me and let me get in games.
You spent real money?
Well, coins, you have to get coins.
Fake coins.
But how do you get the coins?
By plane.
Well, here's what happens.
When you first get on, you can either earn all the coins to get your player to that
max level to start, or you can just pay 20 bucks and do it.
So I just pay 20 bucks and do it.
And sometimes you have a couple bucks left over.
So you buy clothes.
See, by the jersey.
Yeah, of course.
Well, the artist that made this basically sold this.
as a digital piece.
And so you own the invisible sculpture
on this digital, like an NFT.
I understand people are dumb enough to buy this
and why not, right?
Sell it to someone that's dumb enough to buy it.
But this is a scam in a way.
Like the people selling nothing.
But it's not a scam if it continues to go up or down in value.
Any time in history when anyone like sold something that wasn't real,
guess what it was called?
A scam.
And now all of a sudden, something that's not real can be bought
and people are buying it.
It's not a scam.
That's weird.
But it is real.
that you have the ownership of it
which is, again, is nothing.
But it's value is only based on, it's like art.
A million people could take paint
and throw it up against a wall.
Everybody could do that.
However, if someone goes,
well, this specific person did it
or I see this, it's worth this much.
Like, we're able to deem
what things are worth in society.
The same with this.
There's no difference.
Except he did the word invisible
and it's digital.
So literally there's no statue?
No.
There's nothing.
But there's nothing in NFTs either
when you buy them sometimes.
I know, that's stupid too.
In my opinion.
No, they are stupid, Eddie.
They are stupid, but people are buying them, so you've got to get some so you can sell them.
That's what you got to do.
I feel bones like what's going to happen eventually.
I would even say Bitcoin.
Sure.
You can't touch Bitcoin, Eddie.
Right.
I get it.
And eventually people are going to be like, oh, the people that were, quote, unquote, making Bitcoin,
they've stopped making it.
And then they're going to be like, well, what happened?
Well, it was nothing to begin with it.
It's, okay.
It's nothing.
I feel like I'm talking to three papaws right now.
I feel like it's going to come back to bite everyone.
Do you have NFTs?
Do you look at that artwork and be like, oh, I should buy that?
No.
Would you buy invisible artwork?
No, no, probably not for that much.
But there's obviously something to it because the guy who bought it's a pretty smart, dude.
I have a couple those top shots that are pretty good.
The basketball non-real cards?
See, I bought those and I try to sell them.
That's what I do.
I don't understand why people want to pay more for them.
But, hey, if you want to pay me $500 for one of them, hey, have at it.
And also, let me look.
I'm going to see how my doge coin is doing.
And that's not real.
That was a fake coin that was made up after a dog,
but now people started training against currency.
What do you think our money does?
Our money at one point was just people going,
well, we'll call it a dollar,
and we'll say it's worth this value.
You just make it all up.
But it was supported by something.
The dollar wasn't just a floating dollar.
It was supported by...
It was supported by...
It was supported by...
At first, it was supported by our minds going,
it's worth this much gold.
So it wasn't supported by gold naturally.
like I'm talking to a child right now. No, it wasn't supported by, we, we decided to equate it to
gold, but it wasn't just invented and it had a gold reciprocal. It didn't. We had to, we had to create it
and go, we deem it this valuable. Like, I don't even understand how you can just, you can just,
so I can just go online right now and make up bobby coins. And good, and if enough people got
on and started using it and trading it and saying it's valuable, then it would actually,
that's what happened with a dollar. No, I get it. Oh, my. I'm,
so confusing. And that's
why you guys aren't in finance
or money. Oh, I don't think finances
are like totally big on doge coins
or whatever. Well, on Bitcoin, they have to be
a little bit. A little bit. But same thing, Bitcoin
started. I feel like the conversation with like
financial advisors. I'm having this conversation with you guys.
I'm done. I'm done with this conversation.
Okay. I'm also not buying
the sculpture that's, but all I'm doing
is... Because you're smarter than that. Maybe I'm not.
Maybe I'm dumb and I don't see it.
A teacher becomes the fastest
woman to climb Mount Everest.
to climb Mount Everest.
For her, it took 25 hours and 50 minutes to reach the top.
Now, I don't know how long it normally takes folks,
but it sounds like she sprinted up it.
Oh, wow.
Sounds like she was doing bleachers in a football stadium
when you see people are doing it.
A teacher from Hong Kong has become the fastest female climber to reach the top of Mount Everest.
45 years old.
Climb from base camp to the world's highest peak in 25 hours and 50 minutes,
smashing the previous record by over 13 hours.
That is crazy.
What did she not sleep?
Jeez.
She only took two breaks to change her clothes, and that was it.
It was the second time she tried to scale the mountain.
Bad weather on the first one.
She didn't encounter many other climbers on the way.
She ran into people on the way down, and that didn't slow her down, really.
She's like, hi, got to go by.
Hi, can't stop.
13 hours.
See, I don't know how long it takes to go up and down.
Normally it says it takes people six to nine weeks to do it.
It took her basically over a day.
But when I hear that she crushed it in 13 hours better than the original
time. That's how I know that there was some move in there. Oh, now she did that. Okay.
Anyone on the show participate in a senior prank?
Prank. We had a, and I'll tell you a story here in a second about a senior prank that happened
that made the news, but every year at our school, we would do a senior prank. And it would be
sometimes you go up and you toilet paper at the school. It was never anything crazy,
but it was always you drove up that day and you're like, oh, the seniors, they did their thing.
It was destroying property or anything.
But you toilet paper or you fork or you soap the windows, stuff like that.
What's fork?
Put forks all on the ground.
Plastic forks.
Yeah.
And they break off.
You can also do, just to be funny, you can do the metal ones too, but they come out a lot easier.
So if you only have metal ones that work.
So what happened was my junior year, the seniors thought it would be funny.
We were having like an outdoor field day.
They thought it would be funny to come up and shoot a baby paintball guns.
And paintball guns hurt.
But they drove up in like the back of the truck.
trucks, just started shooting
and they hit one of our junior
guys right in the eye. It was a week before prom.
Hit him right below his eyeball, but right
in his eye swelled up like a softball.
And he had to go to prom with a softball
swelled eye. And so they stopped that
crap right there, and they were like, if you're going to do anything, you can't.
But a
comfort high school in Texas suspended
half their senior class for their prank.
Apparently all the parents knew about it
beforehand. The kids went and put plastic
forks in the football field, but then afterwards
a few kids went into the school and rearranged
furniture and left balloons and streamers all up and the school suspended half of them.
Oh, that isn't.
Well, I guess because you can't break into the school, I guess.
I guess the breaking in part more than the streamers and the balloons.
Yeah.
But it doesn't seem very destructive.
And I think it's also a precedent setter.
Like, all right, you guys are going to break into school?
For now on, we're going to keep it from getting worse.
Yeah.
Because, yes, that's lame if that's the only reason.
But I think more so it was a message.
Like, you can't break into the school.
Because that is what they did.
Would you let your kids be part of a prank?
Of course.
Yeah.
As long as I'm like, hey, here's the thing.
If you break something, that's against the law.
So if it starts getting a little more than just, you know, you guys wrapping some toilet paper on a couple bases and trees, then leave.
But yeah, I think so.
We used to toilet people's houses.
And so when I was in like 10th grade, we'd go into the Hot Springs Village and we would toilet paper houses.
We'd go and go buy a big case of toilet paper at like 9 p.m.
15, 16, 17-year-olds.
exactly what you're doing. Of course they did. Hey man, we have to go up and act like we had some
sort of story. Hey man, do you have any toilet paper? Yeah, over the road. Do you have more? We need like a
case. My grandma was sick. And he's like, uh, and he's not going to say no. So we walk out
with a big box of toilet paper. Made the Hot Springs Village newspaper. Oh, good for you. Nice.
My niece is a senior right now and they did a senior prank on the vice principal where I guess
they put a for sale sign in the vice principal's front yard with like a really low price and
in her phone number, and so she kept getting phone calls.
That's funny.
And so, but then my sister told me that the vice principal found out who all it was and reached out,
and my niece was one of the people.
So she reached out to all the parents.
She was like, hey, just so you know, I'm going to be getting them back.
So she made flyers.
She failed them all.
No.
Of all the main people, my sister just told me about it this weekend, of all the main people
that were involved in my niece is one of them because my niece's cell phone kept ringing this
last weekend.
And she was getting offers for her Jeep.
because she took a picture of all their car.
She made flyers and she put them up all around town with just like a price that you couldn't beat.
And so all these kids were getting phone calls like to buy their car and they didn't know why.
But I thought that it was funny that the vice principal decided to get them back in a playful way
instead of doing something to get them in trouble.
It's tricky though to start messing with kids back.
They're kids acting like kids.
That's why she let the parents know.
Oh, yeah.
Like we used to do a bit on this show where we put people their phone number up on like Craigslist and be like,
We got a monkey for sale.
And then someone would, they would call you like, hello.
Like, how you sell on the monkey?
Huh?
We did that with our old producer.
Monkey for sale.
That was a pretty good one back in the day.
Didn't you give Lunchbox his number out too?
Oh, yeah, we used to say it all the time.
It's the only number I know.
210.
317.
Same number?
Same number.
And it would just ring non-stop.
It was so annoying.
It was.
He would lose a game.
And when he lost a game, we gave a cell phone number.
Oh, that's brutal.
Or if I just gave what they deemed a bad opinion,
they would be like, we don't agree with his opinions.
You can call him and tell him how you don't agree with it.
It wasn't bad opinion if he said something offensive.
Oh, my gosh.
We put his cell phone on an umbrella.
We can bring that back.
No, we cannot.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
I have my same number, too.
You've had the same number?
Yeah.
Anybody ever call you still?
Every once in a while, I'm like, hey, it's Melanie, EML.
And I'm like, okay, cool.
Like, great.
You're like, I'm an old man now.
Why are you?
It's funny, though.
Mike D says, I'm the most affectionate he's ever seen.
Affectionate?
They said, Infectionate.
No, affectionate.
Affectionate.
You said, you said, I called Amy Babe and then told you I loved you.
Yeah, you sent me like a voice text the other day, and the very end of it, you're like, I love you.
I was doing that on purpose.
Yeah, you were joking.
Yeah, I was like, hey, man.
You were just saying it.
No, I would be weird, bones.
I know.
I love you.
No, but I think it's all in the tone.
What was the tone you think I said it in?
You were rapping over.
You were like, I love you.
and that was the end of it.
I wonder if I did confuse you for Caitlin.
Halfway through.
Or just I talk to her all the time on the phone or send her voice memo.
Because I think one time I was talking about Caitlin and I did call Amy Babe.
I do remember that.
I was in the studio with all you guys.
You guys are like, huh?
I asked a question.
You were like, no, babe.
I was like, what?
But maybe I do you think I was doing it to be funny?
Because sometimes I'll be like, yeah, yeah, we need to do this at, you know, segment 7B tomorrow.
All right, love you.
That's how you were just saying I love you.
I may have. Now that you say that, I may have just...
Wow, man.
Well, tell them again now in front of all of us.
Gotten confused. Nah, I'm good.
Appreciate that.
Amy's dog licked our food.
You made dinner for everyone, had it on the counter.
Then your dog jumped up and licked the main dish.
The chicken, like I had made chicken salsa.
And I had the chicken, the rice.
Everything laid out in bowls.
And I left the room for a little bit.
And my in-law is back when my in-laws were here.
And the dog, I saw her up there with her little paws and her nose
and face, like right in the top section.
So the big debate in my head was, I mean, I could just scoop off the top layer and still serve it.
Or I could just serve it.
That's it.
You just serve it.
Or we could just scrap the meal and get takeout.
Eat it.
Yeah, what did you do?
Oh, we scrapped the meal and got takeout.
Wow.
I didn't know how much she was all, la, la, la, all in it.
Exactly, who cares?
I don't know how much the cook at the restaurant of me and that's going, la, la, la, la, hell in it.
I think that I probably could have done it, but since I was serving other people,
I felt like I didn't want to put them in a position where I'm like, I felt like I had to tell them, right?
And they probably would have been like, okay, it's fine, but I didn't even want them to feel awkward.
I wouldn't have told them. I would just ate it or got rid of it. I wouldn't have told them.
Yeah.
Because then they would feel awkward, like, oh, we should eat.
But I would have just, I just eating the food.
Yeah, it's a bummer.
I just eaten their food.
She's, like, got human-like qualities. It's weird how she does it. The bowl didn't even fall on the ground.
She went up licked it.
Yeah, she can hold it with her paws.
What?
Yeah.
She has a fork and a knife.
It's crazy.
She got a napkin around her neck.
She tucks it into her fur.
She has these weird human-like qualities.
A couple things.
And I'm not going to talk about it.
So just know I'm not going to talk about what I'm about to bring up, okay, Amy.
Oh, yeah.
Amy sent me a segment.
Which I don't know that I should discuss anymore.
I agree.
I agree.
Amy sent me a segment.
that I'm just going to call
Mysterious Package.
And I had it down to talk about
and I'm so glad
that we didn't get to it that day.
Me too.
Because as the story developed
which I didn't know
it was going to develop,
I think when I sent it in
I thought, oh, innocent little thing
and then now it's developed
to a thing where it's like,
oh man, this could be bad.
Can we ask, it's June 1st,
do you think we can ask,
June, July, August, November,
November?
Next June?
Do you think on December 1st,
we can ask about it again?
December 1st?
Six months.
Do you think that's a new time?
Eddie, what is happening?
All I'm going to say is Amy got a mysterious package
and at first we thought it was a joke
and now we know it's absolutely not a joke.
And I worry about other people's safety.
Oh my goodness.
Like not my, not just my...
You guys are not joking.
No, we're not and I'm so glad
because again, I had it on my notes
to talk about on the show that day
because Amy said, oh, she even listened...
Because I was like, this is crazy!
She even told me all what was...
I'm just being very generic.
She told me about the mysterious package
and I was like, wow, let's talk about that.
I didn't know enough about it, but I was intrigued.
It's kind of like a race story.
Mm-hmm.
I'm like, boy, this could go one or two ways,
but on the positive way, it could be really entertaining.
But I'm so glad I didn't because it would be bad right now.
Uh-oh.
So, December 1st, if someone wants to make a note,
we can bring it back up, mysterious package.
Yeah, I may know more.
I mean, if something happens between now and then.
So it's still mysterious at this point?
It's not as mysterious.
It's more, it's not really that mysterious anymore.
Now it's, like, just concerning.
Oh, boy.
Yep.
So it's like, and, like,
people other than me could be
like in harm's way.
Hey, I wouldn't say anything else.
Wow. Don't say too much.
Don't say too much. Yeah, because I don't know
anything. All I know is when I read the bit the first time I was like, oh this
this is crazy, let's talk about it. How in the world would that happen, right?
I know, and then the second, then I didn't only knew about it since, because Caitlin
told me like the update. Yes, because she was at my house. And she was like, don't talk about
this. Yeah. And I was like, well, I'm going to on the show tomorrow. Well, that's the day
it got crazy. That's the day that we, Caitlin had literally just got in my house right when
we learned that it went from like, oh, kind of, wow, that's nuts to like, whoa, this is crazy.
This is no longer even kind of funny.
It's more scary.
So, how about that for a T-D?
We'll see it December 1st on the Bobby Bowen Show.
Year-long T's.
Yeah, no, six months.
Six months.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, six months.
Okay.
What was that big package you had, Scoop, Steve?
Oh, speaking of.
Which one?
The yellow package?
Yeah.
Oh, that's for Amy.
The She Fit.
She has to try out to see if she can endorse it.
Oh, close.
Close, yeah.
What about, do we have hats, breaking body bones hats?
I checked with Rick upstairs.
They don't have them yet.
They should have been here last week, so I'm surprised why it's not here yet.
Come on.
You got to get me one of those.
I know, I got to get me one of those.
Did you make them?
No, the Nat Geo made them.
Oh.
But for some reason, I think they sent him a pony express.
That takes a little longer.
He'll be here December 1st.
I'm going to get here.
That's the mysterious package.
It just hasn't arrived yet.
But if you guys want to help the cause,
you can stream my show.
Can you still, is Hulu on demand?
Yes.
Can you watch my show on Hulu?
You can still find it on Hulu.
Yeah, I watched it.
Ooh, excuse me.
I watched it on Hulu.
I mean, right now.
But I have Hulu live.
Hold on, I'll tell you.
That's what I was going to do.
I was going to figure that out at this very moment.
I mean, y'all can talk about it.
No, I'm looking up something too.
Okay.
I want to see what my schedule is.
See what this weekend, this next weekend, what I'm doing.
What show is going to air, you mean?
Okay.
Yes, I can now watch
Season 1, Episode 1,
and it says I think it expires on Friday.
Oh.
So, yeah, today's Tuesday,
so you have the rest of the week to watch this,
like, stream it.
Here it is, the Grand Canyon.
Oh, she's going to watch it now.
Yeah, if you don't mind,
go over and check it out, stream it.
Even if you're not watching it,
Just let it play.
Oh.
On the Nat Geo app, if you do that, that would be great too.
Just play it.
That's cool.
And then keep playing it over and over again.
If I stream it here right now, does that count?
I think, I'm not sure how it works.
But I think, especially on the Nat Geo app.
Because I can just let it run and turn the volume off.
Here we go.
All right.
It's running.
Nice.
I was going to see what I was doing this weekend.
I think maybe construction, I don't know.
You're going to work construction this weekend?
Well, we did demolition.
Oh, yeah, on the show, right.
But I don't know.
I don't know what we're doing.
Okay, I'll figure it out.
I felt like a lot of probably our families were watching.
I was like, oh my gosh, like so many kids.
I know that you were like super scared.
I can't remember there was a word.
Like I felt like you said, what the crap, like a lot.
I did.
And I would do, but I was like, oh.
And of course that's not a bad thing.
I say crap all the time.
But then sometimes because I say it, then my kids say it.
And I'm like, oh, I don't like you saying crap.
And they're like, will you say crap?
Maybe it was because we got that 9, 10 central.
Maybe they had to put it.
Ooh, because you're so edgy.
Oh, we had to record some stuff.
So this is correct.
It looks like the next two episodes are demolition.
That's where you go to Texas.
And then stunt double in Hollywood.
Oh, man.
Is that good?
Yeah, I got hurt on that one.
That's a little fire on your arm.
Not injured, but hurt.
Yeah, my neck real bad.
That's fire on the arm, falling off a house, fight scene.
Yeah, the stunt one is hardcore physically.
The other one's really hard because we had to knock out a building
and I almost killed somebody.
But I didn't almost die.
I almost killed somebody.
That would have been a twist.
I think that was a little embarrassing.
Maybe that's why I'm just kind of like, oh, no.
Yeah, that's the twist.
This week I'm breaking Bobby Bones.
He broke someone else.
Bobby.
In half.
Okay.
But yeah, thank you guys.
Always appreciate the support.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And I think that's it.
Is there anything?
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Anything, Amy?
I hope everyone has a great day.
I know.
That wasn't what you forgot?
Well, what would you be forgetting?
Mike?
I don't have the sketch.
Okay.
Thank you all.
Have a wonderful day.
We will see you tomorrow on the radio show and hopefully another.
Which, by the way, I was reading about the post show on the B-Team Facebook page.
And people will get so mad when we don't do one.
And then I saw somebody compare something that said, hey, listen, do you ever just stay at work because you want to?
Yeah, the answer's no to that.
are like, no, they're like, when they do stand to a post show, they don't have to.
Like, this is just him going, them going, hey, we'd like to just give you more content because we can.
And the person's like, oh, it's a good idea.
Yeah, that's good.
And we also will do another, we put up extra content, too, that's not just this.
Like, we're trying to do different shows on this channel, too, like the B-Team Town Hall.
So we call it?
The rejected segments.
Rejected segments.
Like, we're trying to put other shows here as well that are kind of side, like spin-offy type thing.
If you want to expand and make the bird minute longer, I could do a special segment.
Well, I think I have something for you.
What?
We just haven't run by you yet to do.
For here?
Mm-hmm.
For this channel.
But it also helps your women of our country show.
Like both at the same time.
Mm-hmm.
We can talk about it off the air.
It involves women and birds?
Birds?
No.
The bird hour.
Oh, I thought that.
Can you imagine?
Sorry, I brought up birds.
And then you said birds.
I just said birds.
And then you said, I have something.
for you. And I was like, it's not birds. It was, it doesn't matter. We'll talk about it off the air.
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