The Bobby Bones Show - TUES PT 1: Bobby Almost Went To Jail! + Amy's Awkward Doctor Visit  + TV Best Friends Game

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

Bobby shares why he almost found himself in big trouble while shopping at Target with his family. Amy shared an uncomfortable situation she found herself in at the doctor's office and what the doctor did that made her feel strange. In today's game, Bobby gives the cast 2 fictional best friends from a TV Show, all they have to do is name the TV show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Now, Bobby's on the back so you know what this. This is the body bone store. Get your bones on. It's the bobby. I guess officially the diarrhea stuff's over. Oh, thank goodness. Yay. You see it?

Yeah, they finally said it's officially done. Yeah. The largest outbreak out of an intestinal infection, done. No more diarrhea for anybody. But what I don't understand about that story, though, is that Taylor Farms is saying that it's done. but I thought Taylor Farms wasn't to blame because it started where they were to blame. No, but they had other issues too.

They had that they owned. Yeah, the Taylor Farms thing was kind of, I don't know, like maybe the government would just be nice to them because they donated. Okay, okay. Maybe. That's just speculation. But we're super happy.

No more diarrhea for anybody. Yes. I wish they could eliminate that period. Like no diet. Ever? Yeah, if we were just to pull things out, like medium, can't do big things. Like AIDS, cancer.

Oh. You can't cut those. But this is health related? Yeah. So no ticks anymore and no diarrhea. What about any stomach? Like throwing up and stuff? Well, if you want to pull throwing up, you can.

You pull and throwing up? Yeah. Okay. You? Allergies. No more allergies. No more sneezing. No more itchy eyes. No more cough.

Like all that. Sounds like a NyQuah commercial. Yeah, dude. I've struggled to allergies my whole life. They're the worst. Maybe like a rash. Wow. We're all just doing the stuff that.

affects us. Amy, what are you talking about? Amy's like, what about a... I would say hangnails, too. That's annoying. I get them bad. I would get rid of hang nails. You?

Yeast infections in your throat. Oh. How about just in general? Let everybody get rid of yeast infections. Yeah, yeast infections. They hurt the women, too. Yeah. Well, probably mostly.

Yeah. And then your throat. You had yours in your throat. I did. Ugh. So I didn't get rid of that. Oh, you know what? No, uh-uh.

Tuberculosis. I want to get rid of tuberculosis. But is that a big one like AIDS? Or is that too big? I don't know, maybe too big. All right, all right. We'll keep tuberculosis. Because like headaches in general are pretty bad.

Just headaches. That would be a good one to pull headaches if we could just pull headaches. Okay, if you only get one. Now we've talked about you. You only get one. What are you eliminating? Yeah, nausea and vomiting. Okay, those go together.

Yeah. Boom. You? I guess I can't do sinuses or allergies because that's a lot. of stuff so I'll go with headaches. How great would life be with no headaches? Do you really get headaches?

All the time, dude. I do. Because of allergies and because of lack of water and now sometimes I put my hair in a ponytail and sometimes it hurts me there too. I mean, Eddie, that might mean you don't get a hangover. That too. That'd be amazing.

What's yours? You get one. Yeah, this one may be too big. Go ahead. The H. What's the H? I don't understand. E.

hepatitis? Herpes? Yeah. What? Why are you eliminating that? You don't have that? No, no, no, we don't know that. No, but everyone, doesn't everyone have herpes in their mouth? I mean, certainly. That's too big of one. That's too big of one. All right. Pick something you actually have to struggle with.

That's why I said maybe don't shut him down on that because he's had everything else. Oh, is he going to get vulnerable and open up it? Yeah. I'll go yeast infections. Okay. For you and the women. I'm going to go hemorrhoids. Oh.

Yeah, see, I don't know what that's like. I don't know. I've had one for about 12 years from when I... You've had it longer than that. COVID messes with my brain. Okay, I'm telling you, you were the... Back when we were young, you were the voice of young hemorrhoids. And yeah, you were like my youngest friend with a hemorrhoid.

And we were in our 20s for sure. I had a single hemorrhoid. I mean, I still, sometimes it pops, but I go, hello. It pops. No, no, no, pops back up. Hello. Oh, pops back up. Okay.

So for pregnant women, no hemorrhoids. And for me, I got mine from, like, training. But then I also have stomach. issues. So no, okay, so we've eliminated headaches, hemorrhoids, throwing up and yeast infections. Yeah. Thank you, lunchbox. You're welcome. There are some people that should not be allowed to have any sort of public office or they shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of other people. So this is from Syracuse.com. This sheriff's investigator in New York has been arrested for allegedly misusing the flunk safety cameras, accused of misusing them to track his ex-girlfriend.

Read that again because I think it's a woman. No way. I didn't even... Read it again. I just think it's a dude. Anytime it's anything stalker. A lesbian relationship? Well, that would be the case if it were a woman. Yeah.

Yeah, which is fine. I guess, yeah, I was picturing a man as well. I just think men do this crap. For sure. For sure. Okay, okay, okay. Maybe she was the more... A sheriff's investigator in upstate New York has been arrested after using the flood safety cameras. WRGB reports

Laurie Moore 47. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I was shocked too when I saw that story. This is so what a dude does, but is accused of conducting more than 4,000 unauthorized searches involving five people known to her. She used the flock license plate reader cameras to track a former girlfriend's vehicle run 3,000 times.

Oh, my gosh. That's unwell. I think you should not be working there anymore. No. So if, like, a police officer or anyone has. access to public, like, I don't know, cell phone records or whatever. You can't just look at like, well, I want to see Amy's. No.

You're not supposed to. Oh. It is against the law. It should get flagged. Sometimes it just depends how what your job is and how severe it is. So no. It's crazy. It's a woman.

Because that's what a dude does. So you can make yourself happier by writing a letter to somebody and thanking them in a letter. Oh, okay. So even if you don't. send it, but I think you should send it. I think we should all have to write a letter to somebody and say, thank you. Oh, how long? It didn't have to be that long. I didn't know if there was a, formula to this of like, if you want to be happy, it needs to be at least a full length piece of paper. No, it didn't really say that. Or a paragraph or two. It could be half a page. How about half a page?

But it's a letter, not a note. Of gratitude. Yeah. So write a letter and find the address. Does anybody here have stamps? I do. Okay, can you be in charge of stamps and envelopes? Man, you guys are going to pay me. They're like almost a dollar of stamp now. Great. We'll pay you.

We got you, dude. Thank you. Will you be in charge of stamps and envelopes? Yeah. Got them in my house. You'll bring four envelopes and four stamps. Yeah. And just let us know.

When do you want them buy? We'll bring them tomorrow and just leave them. All right. Okay. Do you know who you will write? No, I haven't thought about it yet. Oh, so we're writing someone in our life. lives, not to each other.

Do we have to share with y'all what we're saying? Are we having to read the letter? I mean, I think it'd be good for the bit. Yeah, what's the point of doing it? Otherwise, I would just told you off the air. We'll just to do it and then see if it makes you happier. Just write one to somebody that you can read on the air. Okay. Who are you trying to think?

You're so secretive about. I guess you'll find out. So writing allows us to truly think about how much someone means to us. Have you guys ever written something and not sent it? Never. Okay. I've written stuff and burned it. That's the same thing.

Well, then yeah, I have written stuff and not sent it. But I have... And it's like, if you ever gotten the pole, I'm like, I've gotten the pool with all my clothes on it. Same thing? Well, I did. It was, speaking of being happier, there was something therapeutic about it. Like, I did write a letter to somebody, and then I burned it. And it was powerful.

I think if I write it, I want to send it. Right. No. That's what I would think. No, because I was just supposed to free flow, say whatever came to my mind. But then I wouldn't have wanted to write it. It's like a waste of time. Everybody think about it.

Lunchbox, bring the envelopes and stamps. Got it. And hopefully this will be one of those segments we do the follow-up on because we still got to do the man things we learned. I can sew a button on a shirt now. You got it? Yeah. That was pretty easy for me.

That's from the proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. People wear red and black when they want to look the hottest. Black because it's thin, huh? I mean, black can just look chic and sexy, I think. Red increases attractiveness because it sends unconscious signals that the person is open and wanting to be desired. What the? That's our whole Arkansas football team. I don't even really own any red clothes.

But I've heard sometimes women will do like red nail polish to achieve the same vibe. So like you don't have a red outfit. You might go red lips or red nails. This is only women, right? Maybe I just have never seen this because I'm colorblind. People have just their whole life have been out wearing colors to show these feelings. And I never accept them because I can't see the colors. Black because it's powerful and it shows your confidence.

Oh. And has the ability to hide weight. Okay. I feel like that one would be the one for me if I was going to do that. That butt sniffer just continued to stay in the news. The California butt sniffer has been arrested 40 times. 40 times. How does he keep getting out?

Now, it's a lot to put him in jail and have to pay for the butt sniffer to be in jail. But isn't there like an island you can put him on or something? Where you can just sniff away on that island. But there's no other butts. Yeah, there's no butt. So what would he do? I don't know. He's been arrested more than 40 times.

He's headed back to the streets after receiving just 170 days in jail for his latest parole violation. Despite a history of targeting women and cycling through custody. 39-year-old Khalise Crowder was arrested after police got a report that a guy was acting suspiciously and was getting too close to people and was smelling them at multiple businesses. See, in a way, I feel bad for this guy. Can I explain why? Yes, please.

I don't have a desire to do anything like smell a butt. It sucks if you're born and all of a sudden you're just like, the only thing that I want is to go sniff a butt. Like he's addicted to it? I'm sure he doesn't want to love sniffing butts. Do you think he was born this? way? I don't know. I don't know if it's environment or genetic or. Yeah, yeah, instead of jail, like, can he get help? Like, how can, is there a doctor that can help him with this?

Like, maybe he could be hypnotized or. The fact that you can get arrested 40 times, though, regardless of what it's for, and not just stay in jail is crazy. I told you about that guy that acts like his car's broken on the side of the road. He's been to jail like 100 times. He has 100 arrests. Wasn't there like three strikes you're out or something? It's not. I don't know. I think it's like if it's a crime where it's not a felony. But 40 of anything.

If you get arrested 40 times. No, no, 20 times. We could go less than that. 10. It should be like automatic year at 10. And the 20th, automatic five years. I mean, but even when he's in jail, he can still sniff butts there. They're not going to let him sniff butts there.

Or they'll welcome him. sniffing bots. It depends who he's with. Oh, okay. Think about that. True, true. The new iPhone that folds discriminates against left-handed people. Why? Because of how it folds. Oh, man.

Me being left-handed, this is another day in our life. We've been discriminated against, I should have like a handicap sticker or something. The amount of things that I don't get because I'm left-handed that you guys do. Last week, Apple introduced the iPhone duo and there are accusations that it

discriminates, the phone hits stores next month, but early reviews say it's a breeze to unfold and hold for right handers. But for left-handed people, it's awkward and cumbersome. That's scissors for me, that's desks for me, that's finding ball gloves when I was a kid, that's guitars. I never get to play the guitar, people are passing it around. I got to bring mine from home. When you're around the campfire, dude? Yes, when we're sitting around the campfire playing songs. It says it's possible that Apple could develop a left-handed mode. There's no way. They're not making a phone just for left-handed people. It'd be too much money.

What do you think the percentage is a population that's left-handed? Oof. 10%? That's exactly what it is. Wow. Am I the only left-e of our whole... Well, I was born lefty. No, no, no, no.

I was forced. I was forced to go right and it messed with me by probably teachers and my parents. My dad was left-handed. It's not genetic. He just wasn't very involved. So because your dad wasn't involved with you, you're right-handed. Oh my gosh.

Well, he didn't step in and intervene. Stolen valor. She's still in valor right now. She's not left-handed. She doesn't know of the struggle. The woman that came on the show and diagnosed me with dyslexia, she said that that could be part of my problem.

She diagnosed me as being left-handed. And I was like, yeah, I already knew you guys. She said part of your problem was you used to be left-handed? Well, it's hereditary. She said part of what could contribute to some issues could be that I was left-hand dominant but forced to go right-handed. No way

Why can't that be the case Why are you claiming you were left-handed You weren't Why couldn't it be possible You just want some of the shine You want some of the struggle You don't want to be left out right now I don't care about the struggle at all

It actually doesn't interest me at all My dad said the same thing He said he was left-handed But the nuns at Catholic school knocked it out of him Okay see Was he dyslexic? I mean probably it's probably where I get it from

So you get it because the nuns beat it out of them According to that logic Maybe Okay here's your dumb debate of the day. There was a story about a woman and she's been married. She took her husband to a work event. She kept calling him partner instead of husband and he

was so irritated by it. Like like, hey partner? Or like that's my partner. That's my partner. Yeah, not Wow West. Got it. Yeah. That's what I thought. They'd been married for five years. They're raising a kid. He's upset because his husband clearly reflects their commitment.

She feels partner better represents equality in a deeper connection. Okay. How do you feel about him getting annoyed at that? Yeah, I don't think it's a dumb debate. Like, that's stupid that she calls him partners. Yeah, this is valid. Like, so stupid.

Okay. They're married. That's her husband. Yeah, partner just insinuates. You live together. You don't have that marital commitment. I feel, listen, I also, if my wife called me a partner, I would be like, what? What did you say?

Your partner. But I feel like, though, partner has, it represents equal. more than husband and wife does. I don't think there's a rep that represents anything. Okay. So I think partner in any form represents somebody that's equal to me. I like what partner represents like, oh, this is my partner in life. That's awesome.

But in defining terms, if you have become married, that's weird to me. If someone said, this is my partner and as a woman talking about her husband, I would think they weren't married and they probably had kids. Correct. I would think it was an elevated relationship. where another factor had been introduced. Like my neighbor one time, she had this guy,

when we first moved in, she had this guy over and I'm like, oh, we just met your husband. She's like, oh, he's not my husband. That's my partner. Got it. Oh, yeah.

I think it's people that have an issue maybe with traditional roles. If my wife said, yeah, this is a partner. I think I'd be weirded out. I think she's doing a bit. Yeah. I think she was doing a joke.

Okay, so this debate's not that dumb? No, not that dumb. I think his feelings are valid here. You think you would have realized she's like that before they got married. Yeah, unless she just learned. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She evolved.

Did she start calling him partner, like all of a sudden? But what if he's confused and she has like, a partner? Like, all of a sudden. Howdy. Yeah. She's been watching Westerns with John Wayne. She's like, no, no, it's just that. I almost shoplifted Saturday.

My wife I went to Target. And we didn't grab a stroller because one of us pushes the baby in the, the, oh, we didn't, we didn't grab a car because one of us pushes the baby in the stroller and the other walks and grabs the stuff. And we just loaded the bottom of it with the stuff. So the baby's in the top. Yeah, babies in the top. We loaded the bottom with all the stuff we were getting.

And we got to the self-checkout and pretty much checked everything out. And we rolled off. We got to the front doors. And I just happened to look down and check again. And there were two things underneath. And we got through the detectors, fine. Oh, so you could have gotten away with it? Keep going.

Nothing went off, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Nothing went off. I just pictured it being on Facebook. Bobby Bones. Just can someone name this person that stole from us? And it was like $7. But I rolled back and went in.

And even when I went in, I held it up. And I was like, we didn't steal this. I'm coming to pay for it. But we almost shoplifted. It happens. It hasn't ever to me. No. Has happened to me a lot.

And that's because you would put stuff in your own purse. Yeah. Or stuff's been in the bottom of a car. Like it just... And you went back to pay for it? Yes, I've gone back. Oh, no. Yeah. Keep it. If you were me, what would you have done?

Well, if I wouldn't have noticed it until, like, I got home? I was basically at the doors. I was at the doors. I was past any sort of beeper. Nah, if I'm still on their property, I'd probably go back. I'd probably do what you did. But if I'm home... Well, you can't get home without knowing you didn't pay for it because you would

unload the stroller at the car, so you would still be on their property. you know what I'm saying? So like I've done it where I've had water on the bottom and I got to the car and I'm like, I ain't going back in. Then I have to get back in line and it's just annoying. Like, you find it at your car. Oh yeah, you just throw it in and go. Is it in my car yet?

Well, no, you're packed because we have to pack the stroller up. Baby goes in the car seat and then I got to take the stroller apart, put in the back. What do you do? Yeah, I think I'm throwing in the car. It's like lunchbox. You're going to go back in there and tell them like, I'm sorry. I skip. That's a whole 10 minutes.

I just feel like Eddie's the time. type that's going to go back in. I don't know why sometimes he hacks like he's not. Just trying to be realistic. What would I do? I think that's what I would do. Does it matter if all four boys and your wife are with you? Yes, 100%. Because if you have five with you, you're probably not going back to. I have one of my boys would 100% be like, dad, you got to go back in there and pay for that. I mean like, all right, I'll do it. Oh, I thought it'd be the other way where if you're trying to move all six of you and you're all in the car, you're not going to go back in. Oh, no, no, no, no. If I have the whole family,

dude, your kids look at everything you do. Like, they're, they're, one. I have to leave by myself. I can do whatever I want. You still like crazy? Behind every night spent making the kids' lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally eat the veggies? Will the pesto survive the first bite? Will the lunchbox come home empty, half full, or come home at all? And will you finish episode eight before you're done slicing the cucumbers? Get Bell Pure Fiber Internet with Craved Netflix and Disney Plus from $94 a month.

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bringing in a child psychologist and a psychiatrist who's raising two black girls of his own to talk about what's really going on with our kids right now. So it's literally physiological and neurological and psychological and psychological chaos happening all of the same job. We got into group chats and gaming, friendships and bullying, and how to tell the difference between healthy monitoring and the kind of surveillance that erodes trust.

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so you can't do flips. You have on the dressy. You have to cross your legs. That's the range of this run, from screen time to identity to the father's doing the work at home. You have to get off her device. But the reality is there's a lot of life out there

that we don't want you as your adults in their lives to miss out on. This has been our surviving middle school run. Brought to you by the people who spend their careers thinking about exactly this. I'm Dr. Joy. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. So Lunchbox's kid was invited to go to the Titans game, the NFL game this past weekend.

And he could have gone, but Lunchbox said he didn't want his kid to go because you wanted to go for his first game. Yeah, like he's never been to a game before. So I felt like it was something he should experience with his dad, not some other random dad. But your kid is also how old? Eight. Yeah, and you could have taken him a bunch of times and you haven't. Correct. And he was invited by this kid.

Yeah, he was invited by a kid at school. And his family had an extra ticket and wanted him to go to the tight. Titans game. And so my wife was like, oh yeah, and I was like, no, brought it to you guys, and you guys thought I was being crazy, irrational. So I- Selfish, selfish. Okay, selfish. So I went home and didn't let my kid go to the game. Wow. Because it's just that moment that I feel like I need to share with him so I can see the excitement in his eyes when he walks into the stadium for the first time and he gets to sit there and watch the football game, even though, I don't know if he really cares that much, but I don't want him to have that experience with someone else first.

Then why haven't you taken him? Because you've had plenty of opportunities. Right. And I looked at it. I was like, oh, maybe we'll go to that game Sunday. And then Sunday came around. It was 92 degrees outside. And I'm like, we are just going to sit in that sun and bake. So we'll pass. So was he sad? I, well, he was sad. He was just like, Dad. And I was like, don't worry. We'll go to a game. He's like, so we're going to go to the game? I was like, well, no, no, we're not going to today. We're not going to go to the game today. But you could have gone to that game. We could have. But I was like, we'll go, we'll go. Don't you worry about it.

And he's like, okay, but I had how fun would that have been to go with, we'll call him Timmy? And I'm like, yeah, and he goes, man, at school, I'm going to ask him how it was. I'm like, all right, yeah, you asked Timmy how it was. I bet it was fun. I bet he had a great time. I mean. Just feel so selfish. But you have experiences that you want to experience with your kids for the first time.

You don't want them to experience them with someone else. We're not arguing that. Like, but you won't take him either though. You could still have your first game with him. It just. But it's not the first game he's ever been to. Right, but you've chosen not to take him over and over again. And then you didn't even take him and you could have taken him this week.

Right. It was hot out. And then it's going to be cold out. Yeah. Fall, it's like going to be perfect. This would be like 75, 80 degrees. It would be amazing. And you're going to take him then?

Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. Okay. Let me check that schedule. I'll tell you when I'm going to go. Feels a bit selfish, but you're the parent. I don't parent shame.

Right. I mean, that's the thing. You have to decide, oh, October 11th looks good, man. October 11th, that should be cool by then. Yeah, cool by then. So are you committing to going October 11th? No. Oh, you know, it's going to be running.

Why'd you say no real quick and go to the next ooh? Because they're playing the Texas. It's probably pretty expensive. They can play the Browns on October 25th. That'll be dirt sheet. Now you're talking about it. It could be colder by then, though. Are you committing to go into that game?

No. It's not going to be too cold. you can commit. No. I don't want to commit yet. Because... I mean, I don't know what's on the calendar. Okay. How about on... If this is such a priority, if it's so important to you, why not prioritize this? No, it is a priority. Like, it is. It is. I want my kid to experience it with me. He's going to be 30, never gone to a game because lunchbox won't let him go. He's still waiting on his dad to take him. Eddie might get $2,500 in free money. Have you guys heard about this? No.

What? So I was doing one of my murder tours? Well, I just call it that. Stop calling it that. Okay, I won't call it that. Because someone was murdered in the parking garage right here at our building. Just one floor away. Yeah. So I've been telling people in the building like, do you want to see where the murder happened?

And everyone's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've been taking like a handful of people down. And we found all this stuff, bullet holes that the cops had not seen because they labeled stuff where like bullet holes were. And they missed bullet holes. They missed shell casings. the actual bullet, they missed all that stuff. And while I was doing a tour, one of the coworkers was like, that's so weird. Why would they miss all this stuff?

So she went and called the cops behind my back and said, hey, you missed all of this evidence. The cops came back to the crime scene. And now she could get a $5,000 reward. That's what crime stoppers is offering. And she told me that she would give me half if she gets a five grand. She's not going to get five grand. She didn't find the suspect. Yeah, they don't have the people.

They just have some casings. But this could lead to finding the people. If they get the casings, which they were probably like, no casings, we don't have fingerprints. Now they have fingerprints. Here's the problem. I touched one of those casings. Dude, I'm not kidding. You have an alibi.

I know, but during one of the tours, Ascuba, I was just like, wow, that's a casing. I'm like, oh my gosh, I just touched it. Okay. You know during your tours, you should always put gloves on. Yeah. You've done enough murder tours now. No, to wear gloves. And another thing, too, is like, dude, I offered you a murder tour and you did not come.

I'm good. I don't need a murder tour. Well, now all the stuff's taken, all the evidence and the car. How did they miss it the first time? I have no idea. I think it's because there was probably cars, and so they were probably so, like, under cars and then the cars were gone and you could find them in the parking garage. They don't look under cars, I would think.

Did they just stop? Whenever they didn't see you and they drove up, they were like, okay, we've seen it all. Drive away. But they said, the co-workers said that when she called the cops, they were just like, They left what? Shell casings? That's crazy. They still haven't found the people that killed that guy? No, the suspects are still at large.

If you have any tips, anonymous tips can be contacted at crime stoppers. And that's what she did. She didn't give a tip. Yes, she did. She said you left this evidence. I got a tip for you. Can we get this evidence? Yeah.

That's a tip. If they find fingerprints on the evidence, I would think they would credit her. Right. And if she gets credited, half of that comes to me. Does it weird you guys out that happened right here? A week later, does it? Where do you? I still think about it. Yeah, I think about it every time I pull in.

Does it you? No, not at all. I'm just like, all, I'm just like, all, man, it happens everywhere. You walk down the street, there's killings, there's fights. Everywhere. Not everywhere. And it's not our very secure garage. Oh my gosh, guys.

Guys, that was really close to us, lunch walks, like really close to us. You weren't even here. It wasn't close to you at all. No, in vicinity, like where I'm sitting right now, it was close to us, yes. I feel like because it happened for a very specific reason. I don't think about it because it was. wasn't randomly here. Oh, so if it had happened here, but it was really, really random, then it would be different. Because that meant it could have been me. Right. But because

it was a drug deal. Drug business. Yeah. But you know what I think about is that like, oh, it's a drug deal gone bad, a murder, whatever. These guys just deal with it. No, they're someone's kids, you know, like he's someone's son. And they're dealing with that right now. Losing their son. And it could be a double whammy. Like you realize your kid's dead and that he was a drug dealer? You have an idea, right? No, maybe not. I feel like in my son's wearing gold and driving nice cars, it's probably...

I don't think that's every drug dealer. I don't think... I don't think that's all of them. And he works at Target. I'd be like, wait, what? There was a story about these women that had concocted this huge scheme where they were billing Amazon. Did you guys see this?

And they had made like six million bucks or so. Unbelievable. And so forever they did it. But what got him in trouble and caught was they started to do. to buy multiple houses and crazy expensive cars. Oh, there were signs. Because I'm sure Amazon's getting so many invoices. And that's what they did.

It was an invoice scheme. Crazy. And they made millions of dollars. But then they just were buying such mad. To do that, you got to lay low. And I just wonder if people just think they're getting away with stuff when they do stuff like that. But they did. And I'm sure there are people that are and do get away with it forever.

Wow. Because if these are random women scamming Amazon. I think one of them maybe. used to work there. Oh, okay. Because I'm like, how would they just, you know. Is that what you saw? Yeah, one of them worked there.

And so they were running it through her. Like it was a two-person ski. Oh, insider job. Oh, so she currently worked there. I know she worked there. Yeah, that's what I thought she worked there at some point. But you can't flex. If you're getting stuff illegally,

and like you said, and you just work at Target, you cannot drive a Lamborghini and have four houses. Yeah. Because then something, is happening that shouldn't be happening unless there's some sort of family wealth or something. But then what's the point of having the money?

You got to find better. That's true. You know? Like you want to go on those vacations. Or else why would you? But you don't have to show it. True. But then you're going to,

people are going to wonder where have you been for two months? But they're not going to turn you in. And if it's not on Instagram, is it real? It is real. Like if you don't have a chance to brag, then it's kind of tough. Amy said she had a weird experience at the doctor. So you went in to do what? I had to hit blood drawn.

And my. veins are really difficult to find and it was a new nurse that I had never worked with before at all whatsoever. And I felt uncomfortable because she was talking to my veins in a real baby voice. And the only thing I can think of is maybe she used to work in pediatrics or something and that's how what she would do with the kids. But I'm a 45 year old woman and she's like, oh, come me a little vein. Oh, that's a slippery one. And it was even more babyish than that. Like it, I was uncomfortable.

Like, I was like, what? Well, did she get the vein? See these bruises? Oh, no. She didn't even get the vein. She babied you and then no vein. There's, yeah. No.

I mean, yes, eventually she found one, but it was a whole process of baby talk until we got there. You said it was more than what you said. What did she say exactly? Do you remember? I'm just saying I can't even do the voice back. Like, it was so baby. Oh, come here, little baby.

Baby, baby. Oh, ooh, that's, ooh, that's a slippery one. And I was like, wait, what? Why are you talking to me like this? I'm not a child, and I just felt really uncomfortable. And I don't, maybe she thought it was, like, cute and comforting and endearing maybe, but no. Lunchbox is having issues with his doctor because he has, if you haven't heard, a bad testicle. It's been swollen.

It's gone back down. It's re-swollen. It's got stomach issues. We've been through a bunch here on the show with it. What's the latest? Guys, I went back to a doctor that prescribed some anti-inflammatories and he was like, man, I really think you have a sports hernia. So I'm going to give you a recommendation, a referral to a surgeon. So you need to make an appointment with this surgeon.

I really think this is your next course of action. You've done so much. You've done everything right. Got in the PRP injections, all this. I'm like, great. Cool. So he gives me the referral. And I call their office.

And they're like, oh, sorry, he's not taking new patients. You can see a nurse practitioner. I said, oh, can she do surgery? Well, no. Well, then what do I, why would I want to see her? Why would I want to see a nurse practitioner? I was sent a referral for the surgeon. I don't need someone that can't operate on me.

Well, she'll go over your symptoms and see what the best course of action is. Yeah, and then maybe she recommends you to a surgeon. I, no, no. Another doctor's already recommended me for a surgeon. a surgeon. Why do I need to go to another doctor? Why are you yelling? This gets him worked up. You're going to hurt your testicles to be yelled so loud. Be careful. Because it's been 15 months of uncomfortableness and pain and them to say, sorry, you can't see the surgeon when I was referred from a doctor to a surgeon. And they're going to say,

no, you can't see a surgeon. You got to see someone else that's not a surgeon. That's a waste of time, it feels like. Man, this whole thing has just been. been a runaround. No, exactly. That's all doctors do now. It's just runarounds. The medical field is unbelievably corrupt and stupid. They don't know what they're doing. They just pass you down the road. Oh, no, you can't see the surgeon. You're not good enough to see the surgeon. What do you mean? The doctor

said I need to see a surgeon and you're telling me I have to go to someone else, not a surgeon. Oh. So what are you going to do? See the nurse practitioner? Because what else am I going to do? Like the nurse practitioner, though, can't do surgery. So she's going to go over her symptoms. Well, that surgeon wouldn't have just cut you right then.

But they would have said, hey, let's look at, okay, yeah, let's schedule for surgery. But she is literally, and here's the frustrating part. The office I'm going back to, I've already seen a different nurse practitioner at that office. Like eight months ago. And you know what they told me? You know what the nurse practitioner told me then? Ah, you don't have a hernia. You're good.

Cool. Thanks. Guess what? Still in pain. still think I got a hernia. I think it's going to pop now if you don't stop. You're relaxed, dude. Still got a hernia.

It's swollen? It's not swollen, but I have the pain right here in my side and... But can you feel the hernia? Come here. Let me feel it. A sports hernia, you don't feel a bulge. There is no bulge. But is your testicle still swelling out?

No, but I'm getting pain. Like right when I lift my left leg up, I can feel a pain down to the left. And you're... Yeah. Got it. Like we were walking in the bathroom. I told Eddie, hey, slow down. man, I can't walk that fast.

You did say that. Because I was in pain. In your groin. You won't say it. Oh, you won't say it anymore? Well, I'm just trying to, like, I don't know. It's just so, like, so, like, so frustrated. Like, I can't understand how a doctor can tell you you you need to see a surgeon.

And then they tell you, oh, sorry, you can't see the surgeon. We're going to hold him hostage. You can't see him. I think he's just not taking new patients. And that's unfortunate. How can a surgeon not take new patients? Can you get a different referral? We have nothing to do with this, man.

And you know, a surgeon is just like a person that owns a business. So, like, if they're busy, they're just busy. No, no, but they're going to let me see that. They're going to see, let me see the nurse practitioner in that office. Maybe the words you got around about your testicle. Oh, maybe. Like, it's like, what are we doing people? And I started to argue with the guy on the phone just like this.

That works. And he goes, I go, sir. And he goes, sir, I just make the appointments. I don't know what's going to happen at the appointment. Would you like me to make the appointment or not? I'm like, well, you don't need to get out to doing me, man. Aren't you getting at you at him? Weren't you yelling at him?

But he was the one telling me I can't see the surgeon. So you can have attitude with him, but he can't have attitude with you. You're like the person that yells at the airport to the person who's working the counter when they have nothing to do with the flight being broken down. Oh, man. So I don't know what is going to happen. But I'm going to go waste my time with this person. And they're going to tell me, oh, you don't have a hernia.

They were like, and they even said, can you send all the imaging? I'm like, I've already been to that office. They've already seen my images. and they told me that I don't have a hernia. Okay, because you don't have a hernia. Listen. Just take a picture of it with your phone and text it to them. There you go.

That'll get their attention. You want an image? Here's the image. It says, despite its name, a sports hernia is not a hernia. So that's the original PA could have been correct in saying he doesn't have a hernia. Yeah. Right? What's that?

Physician assistant. Who's he going to? Elevated language. It's pretty good. Nurse. Oh, nurse practitioner. N. Oh, dang.

So the original MP could have been correct in saying that he didn't have a hernia. Well, update us. I got a feeling 10 years from now. We're wrapping up the show. I mean, guys, 15 months has a long time to be in pain. I am frustrated for him. So uncomfortable. But it's like.

Well, Amy, you can probably get him in somewhere. Yeah. We've already tried that. And, yes, and Dr. Kellan's been great. Like, I've been doing PRP injections, but after four months of it, it hasn't solved it. So I don't know how long you can continue. Oh, my gosh. So question about the referral.

If whoever referred you to the surgeon, could you go back to them and say, hey, the surgeon you referred me to isn't seeing me? Do you have another surgeon you could refer me to? Yeah, you could do that. I would guess so, but I figured they're in the same network. Like, they're in the same. But there could be another surgeon.

Yeah. That's a good idea. Do that. Or why, why not? Don't yell at us. Oh, my God. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. voice-mouth. Why does lunchbox literally wear the same sweatshirt every single day? Can somebody help him buy a new hoodie? Like, send me the address so I can send him like seven hoodies for each day of the week because this is ridiculous. The same hoodie with the same bear on it. Like, what are we doing? Anyways, appreciate you guys. The funniest thing is he's actually wearing that one today too. Like when the camera went over to him, he's got the bear on. Here it is. The Chicago bear. Thoughts.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I didn't know it upset someone so much that I wear the same hoodie. Like, I mean, if you, if that's what you're worried about in this life, I'm worried about you. But it's comfortable. It's nice. It keeps me warm. It's freezing cold in this studio. And it looks good. And you're a Bears fan. And I'm a Chicago Bears fan. So it feels good to wear it. And they're actually kind of good now. Want to know? Yeah, want to know. But I'm just saying like they've sucked for so many years that it's kind of nice to be able to wear a hoodie with a bear on it and be proud.

They beat my panthers. I've been a lifelong panther fan one year. I know. I didn't want to say anything. That's okay. It hurts, but it hurts being a lifelong panther fan. A question, is that hoodie something that you go home in, or does it stay up here and you put it on once you get here? Both. Oh, it does go home with you.

Every once in a while, I'm like, oh, man, I should have just left out at the studio. But usually I put it in my locker here. Ray, next one up. Hey, Bobby Bone Show. This is Matt from Lexington, Kentucky. I just want to give Bobby a shout out for, the personal growth he's shown because Arkansas is getting thrashed 36 to 3

and I haven't seen one rage tweet from Bobby tonight so props to Bobby I can't be rageful when it was a little bit expected and when you're sad you don't rage when you're sad you just go deeper and whole or you get empathetic or you get or there's or you just feel bad for other fan bases like a Cleveland Brown fans I'm sorry

like I just I empathize with everybody that sucks. And you were at a concert. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So you can be totally preoccupied and in the past would have posted. If the game would have been closer, I wouldn't even know when Rooks and Don't were singing when I was at that show. It's miserable.

It's miserable. Question. When it gets that bad, do you just turn it off and enjoy the concert or do you watch the whole thing while you're at the concert? No. Regardless of how bad it gets, I force myself to watch it until the end because I deserve it. Oh. Every game. You deserve it. I deserve it. Yeah. If I'm going to ride along with times are good,

I got to sit there and suffer through every excruciating second of it being bad. And it's never been worse in my entire life than right now. That's so funny how different people are with their sports. Like after, I guess UT was down and then I saw that they won. And so I sent University of Texas. So I sent my high school friend group. They all are big longhorns. I sent a group text.

I was like, oh, hook them or whatever way to go. And my friend replied. And he was like, what? I turned it off for my mental health. What happened? And I was like, y'all came back and won. Well, I keep it on, and it does not help my mental health. But I deserve it.

Okay. Picture the guy who takes the belt and whips himself in the back for doing bad stuff. That's me watching Arkansas sports. Yeah, aye, aye. Voice Malice anytime. 877-77 Bobby. Behind every night spent making the kids' lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally eat the veggies?

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Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. If I give you fictional best friends, name the show. Okay. Will and Jazz. A friend of France.

Got it? Yeah. That's tough. Write your answer down. Fictional best friends. DJ and Kimmy. You'll have five seconds to write your answer down. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox?

That's full house, man. Amy? Full house. Eddie? I have full house. Good job. Corey and Sean. I'm in.

Corey and Sean. I'm in for the win. I'm in. Lunchbox? Boy meets world. Eddie? Boy meets world. Amy?

Boy meets world. Correct. Doug and Skeeter. What? Doug and Skiter. Skeeter. They are best friends. What show are Doug and Skeeter from? I'm in for the wind. Doug and

Skeeter. Yeah, upset it three times. Okay. Amy? Doug funny. Eddie? Rugrats. Lunchbox? Doug. The answer is Doug. Lunchbox is the only one who gets the point. Wow. Is that the guy he looks like? Hold on. I'm going to let Amy complain for a second. I'd like to hear what she has to say. Go ahead. That's great. Okay, good, good. You avoided

a yellow card there. Good for you. Yeah. Lunchbox takes the lead. Eddie and Waldo, fictional best friends. I'm in. What show are Eddie and Waldo best friends? Waldo? What? Five seconds. Eddie and Waldo.

Oh, oh. Oh, hold on. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Eddie Haskell. Is that him? Lunchbox? I put Leave it to Beaver.

Well, that would have been the show she was talking about. Is that not it? No. Okay. Eddie? I believe you guys are looking for family matters. That's correct. Eddie and Waldo Faldo.

Waldo for Aldo Dado. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Eddie Winslow? Oh, my God. I overthought it. Eddie has tied it up. Let's go. Eddie was so fast I thought it had to be an old show.

Ted and Marshall. Ted and Marshall are best friends on what show? I'm in for the win. I'm in. Eddie. How I met your mother? Lunchbox. How I met your mother.

Amy? How I met your mother. Good job. Did you not know that one? I've never seen it in my life. Next up. Lizzie and Miranda. They are best friends on what show. Lizzie and Miranda.

I'm in. Lizzie? I'm in for the win. I'm in. Amy? Lizzie McGuire. Lunchbox? Lizzie McGuire.

Eddie? The only Lizzie I know, Lizzie McGuire. Good job. Everybody's good. Still in. All right, two more and we'll go to sudden death. Doug and Deakin. They're best friends on what show.

Doug and Deacon. Doug and Deacon. I'm in. I'm in. Hold on. Three seconds? I'll just say what I got. Lunchbox?

Nashville. Oh, because Deacon. Good one. Good one, dude. I think you chased a wrong name because that's a good Deacon. Chase Doug. No. The only other one I know is that stupid one you guys watch with the vampires.

Huh? What are you talking about? Twilight? Amy? King of Queens? Eddie? Is it Doug? That one? I put Rugrats. It's King of Queens, Doug Heffernan. Oh my goodness.

Are we all tied up? Yep. Amy, great kit. You know what I'm talking about? Uh-uh. No, man. You're one that went on. The Walking Dead.

I thought there was maybe a duck. Those are vampires. They're zombies. Oh, same different. No. Tommy and Chucky. Last one before we go to sudden death. Maybe we get a winner here.

Tommy and Chuckie. I'm in for the winner. What? Oh, it looks like Amy's not going to be in the old sudden death match. Tommy and Chuckie. Tommy and Chuckie. Amy need an answer. Amy answer.

Okay. Answer. Regrets? Correct. Whoa. Really? That's so stupid. Okay.

Lunch box. Rugrats. Eddie. I finally got it right. Rugrats. Eddie, right when they said the names, you go. Tommy Pickles and Chuckie Finster. Oh, that didn't give it.

I was like, oh man, Amy didn't hear that. No, it just sold. All right. Sudden debt. So, everybody's in on this one though? Yelling your name? No, the next one will be yell name. Got it. If you miss it, you're out.

Raven and Chelsea. Raven and Chelsea. I'm in. Three seconds? Raven and Chelsea. I'm in for the one. Amy? Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Lunchbox? That's so Raven. Eddie? Raven. Why did you just play? He's just calling that. That's the name of the show, Raven. The answer is that's so Raven.

Oh, my goodness. Big Wayne. He loved that show, too. That's on his favorite shows of all time. I don't know what it is. Stop. Stop. You love Raven Simone.

You love Raven Simone. Fame Club. Yeah. All right, there he is. Good Wayne, good win. Shit. Bobby Boone too. Now time for the morning corny.

The morning corny. What does it take to be a zombie? What does it take to be a zombie? Dedication. That's funny. That's pretty good. Dedication's pretty good.

Okay. That was the morning corning. All right, voicemail next. All right, voicemail. Hey, this is Matt from New Mexico, morning studio. I'm calling to see if Eddie is still keeping up his drill sergeant discipline with his kids. If he's making him do push-ups and timeout and all that. kind of stuff still. It's been a year now, so I'm curious if he's still keeping up with that.

I love the show. I hope he's doing the drill sergeant daddy thing. Bye. I mean, I'm definitely a drill sergeant. The push-ups, we haven't done in a while. What we've been doing now is for, like, Dallas Cowboys games when they score touchdowns. They do push-ups. Well, that's like what a mascot does in the game. But I feel like drill sergeants do that too, because it's kind of fun. You know what I mean? But you're still doing push-ups. But I mean, timeouts, yes, I'm still getting creative with disciplines, like just different ways of teaching them things. You know, like so I'm still doing it. Try my best.

You have four boys. With me being a boss, I've got to manage everybody different because everybody has different personalities. Yes. You have to discipline your kids different because they have different personalities. Yes. One of my favorite things to do is take something that they love away for a little bit, and they all love different things.

So it's like figuring out what that is, except one of my boys, he's so smart. He acts like he likes something before. he gets in trouble. I think that's the same thing, though. I think you're just still taking something away. I mean, maybe if you had one kid, you wouldn't take something away. I don't know.

It feels like... Yeah, like one kid starts acting like he likes playing with cards, and I'm just like, he's never played with cards. And then he gets in trouble. I'm like, well, do I take the cards away? Because it's kind of new that he likes it. Then I take it away. He's like, no problem.

I'll do something else. I like that kid. That's like really forward thinking. I know. Yeah, he's playing a long game. It's scary. Yeah, long game there. Okay.

Thank you. VoiceMelt anytime. 877-77 Bobby. Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day. This story comes us from Miami, Florida. Yesterday we had a guy saying he had a grenade at the airport. Today we go back to the same airport.

Guy checking in his luggage and the lady said, do you have any of this? Do you have any lithium batteries? He goes, oh, no, I don't carry those with me. I just keep a bomb in my bag. Of course. Yeah, yeah. It's a great joke.

I always laugh. Like always go with you. that when you're just trying to make the airport a little lighter. So back-to-back days in Miami, people making jokes at the luggage counter. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure they love that. I bet they get a good guffaw.

I'm sure they surround them and arrest him. Oh, yeah, they surrounded him, took his bag, and he was arrested. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Tuesday, Reviews Day. I watched the documentary on Netflix called Raygun,

the one where it's the Australian breakdance that was crazy. Oh yeah! Was it great? It's good. And she was for real? Yeah. Oh, and we all trashed her, man. And it makes you feel bad.

Because Australia does not have a lot of break dancers in the country anyway. They have more dudes than women and they're called B-girls. I think maybe like break girls. Oh yeah, yeah, break. And it was her story and she was just

she's a doctor. Like she's in academia. And she was doing. doing it as a hobby and basically one competition. That's crazy. And she had a good day and she won. And there are people that have been doing a long time who were better than her.

But I say, there's a few. And they said she won. Like that day she came in and pulled off a couple things. And people roasted her. And I thought it was performance art. Honestly, when I was watching her do it. I thought she was doing it to just get attention. I felt so bad for her.

Oh, my God. I mean, I don't know what she's up to now if she's in hiding or what. I don't want to tell you because it'll spoil it. She's not in hiding anymore. Actually, it's a little more positive now. Okay. I give it four out of five B girls.

God. So she participated in the doc? Yeah. Oh, that's okay. Yeah. I thought it was one of those ones. It's her story. Oh, man.

So she's making some money. So, and her name is like Dr. Rachel Gunn. And so Ray Gunn comes from, they just combined her name because she didn't have a name. Raygun. Man, it made me feel and not good. And then good. That is so funny

Do you guys remember her from the Olympics? Of course. I know her exactly. And she'd like lay on the ground and do this. Yeah, four out of five. And then I watched Land of Bad and it's on Hulu, but it was a movie in theaters. And it had one of those Miley Cyrus boyfriend guys in it.

Liam Hemsworth? Yeah, either Liam or Noah or Sean or one of the two. The other one's Chris. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It had one of them in it. And so, have you seen that movie, Mike? I haven't, no. So Land of Bad.

I almost cried a couple times during it. And it is a straight action movie. But it's about these... Yeah, it's Liam Hemsworth. Yeah, that's why I said Noah, Sean. It's all the same name. It's these guys that go over because there's an asset, they have to go get out because he's being held hostage.

And it's four American dudes. And I don't know, man. It really... There's a couple times where I got emotional in it. But Russell Crow is in it. Wait, there's a Luke Hemsworth. Two? That's what I said, Noah.

You did say. There's a lot of them. Yeah, that's the other brother. Yeah, he doesn't quite look like the other two. Oh, really? He's skinny and so. No. That Milo Ventimit.

Oh, from, this is us. Adamal podcast. He's in it. He plays a big role in it. That's cool. It's like, if you like appreciate the military, this is great. And then, again, I got emotional during it. But it is a lot of action.

My wife walked in with like 40 minutes left and she sat for like five to six minutes. And she goes, I don't think this movie is for me. Because I was already halfway through. And I said, why? She goes, because I've sit here for six minutes and it's only been fighting. And she doesn't like fight. She goes, so I'm going to go ahead and check out. Land of Bad, again, it's on Huluy right now.

I give it four out of five drones. It's very much about drones as well. I got a little emotional during it. Amy, go ahead. We touched on this. The death of a pastor's wife. That's the only one I've completed. but I did start the Earl meets world

Alex Earl Uh huh My cousin texts me yesterday with you talking about The death of a preacher's wife And she was like man that show is evil Is that evil? Yeah he's evil The pastor?

Yeah very Especially with how manipulative he was And how his bizarre behavior But you have to watch it yourself to find out I don't want to ruin anything Did you finish Earl Meets World No I just was,

you can't talk about it. I'm not talking about it. I'm simply saying that I was shocked. Can't review it until it's done. Lunchbox. I completed nothing. I still need to get back to the rip

because I was in the middle of it. I just have to say, are you going to let me talk? So far, I'm like, hey! Oh no! You can't talk about it. I can't talk about it.

But dude, you got to finish it. because you'll love it. No, it's so bad. No, I love the rip. I've seen the rip lunchbox, you'll love it. You don't need to finish it. No, stop now.

But like right now, how are you feeling? I'm feeling. Eddie? We're talking. Okay, I saw a documentary that I did finish and is a 9-11 documentary, but it was so different than any of the other documentaries

I've ever seen. It's called Turning Point Generation 9-11. And it's about the generation after us. Like the kids of the victims talking about how 9-11 it affected them. So, so different on how they were three years old, two years old when it happened. Don't really remember it happening, but I remember this and how it's affected my life since then. So interesting.

It gives me chills just talking about it. I give it four and a half hugs. Good. Thank God. I thought you were going to say 10 years. No, no, no. No. One-and-half hugs out of five.

Was Pete Davidson in it? No, he's not in it. Did you see his story where he was talking about how his dad obviously died? in 9-11 and that he felt like his dad was so old but his dad was 35 when he died and he goes I'm 35 now I'd be like my kid not having me

and I'm young like my dad must have felt yeah yeah have you seen a lot of these voicemails that you that are on TikTok now a lot of them come from this documentary so they kind of give you a little backstory on who's leaving the voice message

crazy documentary man and I even thought about like oh should I let my kids watch this one but my oldest for sure he watched half of it with me and then my little ones I just don't think they're ready for that yet okay so we will we'll put these up oh man I just seems so sad it is so sad but good we'll review some our stuff we got we're three full reviews yeah and those two we get they they got all right Tuesday reviews day

Bobby Bones show all right voice milk justice for Bobby justice for Bobby that picture was just not the best in the zip line video where you're kind of holding up onto the top and you kind of are having to flex a little bit. Those arms don't look too bad, brother. You're doing fine. You just had a kid. You're not in the gym as much. Happens to everybody. It does happen to me. I don't like it. It wasn't a very good picture. I didn't even notice that my arms were so much smaller and even my legs. But what am I going to do? At surgery, took me out, had a baby, I can't get to the gym as much. I understand that, too, if I eat wrong and I'm not exercising, it goes right to my gut. I'm talking about,

I get just gut, like that bottom part above the belt line. So I've also been, I would say precious, not not eating calories, but being the exact right thing. So I think I've lost like, like, which I don't like, so I got to put it back on. So thanks, man. I see me, though. I'll get there. He did say in that zipline video, though, your arms look good. They don't.

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