The Bobby Bones Show - TUES PT 1:  Bobby Got His Testosterone Score + Lunchbox Refused To Take His Kids To Disney + Pervy Amy Strikes Again + Riddle Me This!

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

Bobby shares that he got his physical results and whether or not his testosterone is higher or lower than Eddie and Lunchbox's. Lunchbox revealed that his kids have been begging him to take their family to Disney. We dove into Lunchbox's past of why he is refusing to take them at all costs. We talked about an Amazon driver who helped save a woman who was being attacked. Somehow this turns into a perfect opportunity for Pervy Amy to strike again!  We played a round of RIDDLE ME THIS. We searched the internet for Kids Riddles. But we will ask them to the adults in the room. Are you smarter than the show?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm just doing an example for everybody. This is an easy one. What has words but never speaks? A book. Yeah. Good one. Yes. Good one.

After the second time I read the question, you'll have 10 seconds. Riddle me this. Amy. What runs all around a backyard yet never moves. A fence. Okay, she didn't want the second time. That's called a flex. Good job.

It's a riddle flex. The fence is correct. Lunchbox. What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand? Oh, a glove. Okay. There you go. That's correct.

Sorry, I should wait for the second time. You can jump. Eddie, what is always in front of you but can't be seen? The future. Okay. That's correct. All right. Three flexes in a row.

Let's go. Next up. Amy, riddle me this. What tastes better than it smells. What tastes better than it smells. Riddle me. your mouth. I'll accept it, mouth or tongue.

Lunchbox. What has 13 hearts, but no other organs? What has 13 hearts, but no other organs? 13 hearts? Oh, deck of cards. Good job. Ooh! Nailed it. Eddie.

There's a one-story house in which everything is yellow. yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? There are no stairs. It's a one-story house. Okay. Wow. Good job.

You know these things I do on Instagram, and I cannot get enough of them, and they feed them to me in the algorithm. It'll go, there's four people, and there's like a person dead on the ground cartoons, like which one killed them, and you got to like do the figuring it out? Or there's like a, you guys do those?

No, I do them all time. Yeah, anyway. And you never get it right? Sometimes I do. And then sometimes I give up and go to the comments. Because sometimes they do those math ones And like they never reel the answer They're just like people with a bunch of guys

They're like, not right, not right, not right And I'm like, can you tell us the answer? So we know? You ever see the woman that flips the board Is that the one you're talking about? She flips the board around us, got a math question Yeah, something like that Yeah

It's just like why don't? Your algorithm is different lunchboxes and eyes Highbrow over here Yeah, we're highly intelligent Right Morgan? Yes, we are. Why don't you bring Morgan into that for no reason? No, I said we're highly intelligent

Yeah Like Morgan. Yeah. Yeah, he's making fun of her because he thinks she's dumb. No, you called her. I would say we're like, anyway, on. Who's up, Amy? Yep.

Amy. Amy, what kind of coat is best put on when wet? What kind of coat? Oh. Yeah, yeah, a coat of paint. Yeah. A coat of paint is correct. Lunchbox, what can you keep after giving it to someone?

What can you keep after giving it to someone? What can you keep? After giving it to someone, your heart. Your word. Oh. If you give someone your heart, you really don't keep it. You give it to them. You can't. Yeah, you'll die too.

No, you're thinking literal. But it's your word. Yeah. That's your word. Lunchbox has been eliminated. Eddie. Protest. You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace.

What would you light first? You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first? Riddle me this? Well, Bobby, you wouldn't really be able to light anything unless you lit the match first. That's correct. You get the weird long ones. I know, right?

I like the storylines, though. They're good. Amy, David's parents have three sons. Snap, crackle, what's name of the third son? David's parents have three sons. David. Yeah, snap crackle in David. Wow, you try to get over the pot.

I like that. Eddie, a man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is that possible? A man dies of old age. A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is that possible? Riddle me this. Man dies of old age.

On his 25th birthday. 25th birthday. How is it possible? Answer? I have nothing. Leap year. I don't even know how that works. I don't either.

February 29th only happens, I believe, once every four years. Because it's 28 days. And I believe it's four years. Not five, it's four. And then so once every four years, you get the 29th. So if you're born on the 29th, you only get 25 birthdays, you're actually 100. Oh, you're really old. So then on the other years, you just choose what day you want to celebrate?

I had a friend who was born on the leap day. No way. Yep. And he celebrates the day before. Unless it's a weekend. and he does the day after. Yeah. I mean, who cares, whatever.

I'm stupid story. Okay, if Amy gets this wrong, I'm still in? Yep. Okay. Amy, where did today come before yesterday? Where did today come before yesterday? Riddle me this. Where did today come before yesterday?

You have five seconds. What? Yesterday. You only get 10 seconds. No. Tomorrow. Today came before yesterday in the dictionary. Oh, that's tough.

That's tough. I'm so stupid. I don't want to be but didn't Amy get hers right and Eddie get hers wrong his role? I don't know who he started with We started with Amy

Oh so she wins Hey well that's an error on my part So now it's sudden death I didn't catch it Because Eddie always starts easy trivia And Amy didn't stop it Lunchbox can't jump in And stop it for you

So man It is what it is Sudden death I know that's on me I appreciate you No I didn't know purpose For being honest No

Yeah Okay here we go three buzz in with your name. Now just yell the answer if you know it. You only get one guess. Say our names. Just buzzing with the answer. Say your answer.

Yeah. You say whatever you want. Amy, you say whatever you want. It'll make it easier for you. Eddie, you do the Pledge of Allegiance and then say your name and then we'll give you a chance. I get sharper the more I'm used. What am I? I pledge allegiance to the flag by the United States of America for which it stands under the public.

Amy. Your brain. Correct. Do you not know the pledge? Dude, it's been so long, so I did that every day. Would you have got the brain? No. Okay.

What we're going to say? Pencil. Oh, that gets a dollar. That gets a dollar. I'm an idiot. What are you going to do? You don't know the whole pledge, so good luck. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.

To the Republic for which stands. One nation under God. Indivisible. The liberty and justice for all. Amy. I know. I know it. Amen.

Amen. You don't say amen. All right, here we go. Amy's up one zero. I am an odd number. Take away a letter. I become even. What number am I? I'm an odd number. Take away a letter. And I become even. What number am I? I'm an odd number. Take away a letter. I become even. What number am I?

This is tricky. Take away one number. What? Five seconds. Take away a letter? I'm an odd number. Take away a letter. I become even. What number am I? No. I got nothing. Do you know it? Lunchbox, you know it? No. It's seven.

Even, pull away the end. Even, I become even. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. Everybody's trying to figure out the number. I know. I was like, seven's not six. I went all the way to five.

I'm like, what? Okay, here we go. Last one. Yeah. I contain every single letter, but I only have three syllables. What am I? Single letter. I contain.

Amy. Alphabet. Correct. Amy, this is your game to win. Amy, you won. Good job. Amy, everybody. You want to do it or no?

I don't, I always pass. I don't know why. It makes me uncomfortable. Let it. It makes me uncomfortable. It makes me a whispery. It makes me it so uncomfortable. Just how you want.

Riddle me this. Riddle me this. That's it. That's it. Thank you. Everybody. Hello, Bobby Bones. It's the anonymous.

Bye, Bobby Bones. My best friend says she wants to get married and have a stable relationship. But every time she meets a good guy, she gets bored and breaks it off because he's too nice. Meanwhile, the guy she calls exciting are always walking red flags. they cancel plans, they disappear, they act emotionally unavailable, and she ends up heartbroken every single time. I try to be supportive, but it's getting exhausting. How do you help someone who wants a husband, but only seem to attract it to guys who will ultimately treat her like crap, signed watching the same movie over and over? I mean, the easy answer is here she had some

male father models that probably had, and she's attracted to that type, that's some therapy type stuff there. I don't know if that's true. That's my mind goes at first. And so that's a hard break off. You are a woman though, Amy. Well, I think she's had some experience. I don't know whether it was in a father figure type relationship or a relationship early on. And that could be potentially what she became familiar with. And that's what she continues to seek out. If you're the friend? You have to know she has to want that change for herself. And she's got to do the work to evolve out of that. And you as a friend get to decide if you want to set certain boundaries about how you're

going to walk through all these breakups with her if that's what she keeps chasing. So that's up to you. But you can't, I think you can encourage her, but only so much. I think you age out of it eventually. Or you exhaust out of it because after the 71st bad one, you start to go, maybe it's wrong. But there's really no way to tell someone and them change. I don't know. I feel like we can go over to Morgan. Hi, Morgan. Hi. Yeah, I had lots of experience of this. Like I come to Morgan. You know, some would say this was your cycle for a long time.

It is. And unfortunately for the friend that wrote in, she just has to go through this. She has to date, who she's going to date. You can't teach somebody a lesson that they're not ready to learn. And she will figure out when she's ready to learn that. And she will keep dating until she realizes it's not the right match. And much like Amy said, you have to, you have to. decide if you can keep holding up that side as a friend. You can gently guide her and say, hey, I think you might want to take a look at the guys you're dating and explore some possible other options, maybe a third party, maybe go to therapy if you need that. But beyond that, unfortunately, your hands are tied. You cannot make somebody who is in this position stop doing what they're doing. It's just, it's a lesson you have to learn by yourself. Nobody can make you. No. And I had to figure it out by myself. Genuinely, I had a lot of friends who tried to guide me and as a friend you have an outsider's perspective.

But when you're dating and going through it, that you're not seeing it from that perspective. You're only experiencing what you're experiencing by yourself. So it's definitely a solo mission that you've got to just let play out. And depending on what you've been through, there's a lot of things that are nervous systems get used to. And so that's what you seek out because your nervous system is used to chaos. So when you don't have the chaos with the other guys, that's boring.

and you're like, what's going on? It's almost you're comfortable with chaos. And some of that is on such a subconscious level. Like your friend may not even realize how dependent her nervous system is on that type, all the red flag stuff. Yeah, good luck. But mostly good luck to your friend. She'll find her way out of it. I did.

You know, I found my way. It just takes a lot of time, unfortunately. It's not a Band-Aid fix. It took me pretty much all my 20s to figure that out. Morgan, did you know that they were bad? There was a lot of perspective afterwards. When you're going through it, much like Amy said, I lived in fighter flight for a really long time.

And it took a lot for me to understand what was happening and why I was choosing that. And there's a lot of inner work. And unfortunately, a lot of people just don't want to do that work. You know, why? Because works hard. Yeah, so stay her friend. Don't beat her up over it,

but you can have conversations about it occasionally whenever she's not triggered by something that's bad that's happened in the relationship. But yeah, be her friend. That's it. all right it's tough it was i'm telling you for me it was tough being a bad boy oh was it that's a whole different mailbag i'm sure but all right there you go close it up apparently more couples are keeping their money separate weird to me but lunchbox does this was his wife he claims

she doesn't even know how much money he makes so i'm a trend center is what you're saying i don't think you set the trend but this uh 2026 couples and money study from fidelity says joint accounts are no longer the norm. Two-thirds didn't know their partner's full financial picture fully until either they were married or after. That's so wild to me. I feel like when major life events happen, you have to have so much conversation and transparency of how you're going to do everything, right?

I just feel like I'd be marrying somebody. And if I didn't fully know, maybe they have a bunch of loans that they're trying to trick me into inheriting. Oh. Wow, that's where your mind goes. Oh, mine said they have a bunch of money they don't want me to have. Oh. That's interesting.

Lunchbox, when you guys were getting married, did you talk about this? No, we just decided to keep it separate. We just said, hey, we're going to keep it separate. It works. It's easier. That way, you don't have to worry about spending your money. There's no fights. It's not a disagreement.

And it just works out that way. And she doesn't know how much you make. Nah, she never seen anything. What about when you do taxes? Separate taxes. So she just has to trust when you're giving percentages, like, because y'all do divide things up, right? There's stuff that's divide. Right.

So she just trusts that she has no idea what your actual income is. She's just trusting that you're divvying it up properly. Yeah, because that's what marriage is, is trust. And if you can't trust them, why marriage? Then why can't you tell her what you make? Like, by that logic, yeah, why can't you communicate? Well, I mean, it's just a thing that it may cause a divide because I make a certain amount of money, you know what I mean?

And so it's, it makes sense. Yeah, this is word salad right now. You have an idea of how much she makes lunchbox? like just an idea. I mean, I got an estimate. You think she has an estimate on you? She probably has an estimate, but she has no idea because she doesn't know, I mean, she doesn't know other people in radio.

So she's like, how do you quantify that amount of money? So I can't wrap my head around the fact that they, there's not exact numbers known here and they divide things up. And they do a percentage based on unknown numbers. Right. Make it make sense, lunchbox. No, no. I know what she makes.

Well, you just alluded to that. You're like, yeah. You just said you have a good estimate. You have a good estimate. Yeah. She doesn't know how much I make. Right. That's it.

So then I can take the percentage and be like, okay, she makes this. Then compare it to me, bo bo-bo-bo-bo-boop. Type it in. But she's also doing a lot more work with your children, right? I mean, she doesn't get paid for working with my children. But that should be factored into the percentage. Nobody gets paid. No, no.

Because if you share money, guess what? no one gets extra money for working with the kids. Well, I'm just saying it would be kind of you to factor it in because she could work more hours at a job. Yeah. So Amy's saying she's choosing not to work as much at a job and bring in money. She's choosing it to spend with the children where you would be having to spend money to have the children taking care of.

Okay, so when I go on a bike ride with my children, then she should pay me for that? I mean... No, but... Well, that's what you're saying? No, I'm just... No. is how you want to divide everything up so equal. It's like, well, if I were her, I would be calculating my hours.

And you know what? Then you can do the bike ride and do that your one hour versus her more hours. That's what I'm saying. Like you always say you don't get paid taking care of your own kids. You don't get paid. It's not babysitting your own kids or watching your kids. It's being a parent. That's what she's doing.

But save money is made money. Yeah, I'm sort of, you know, just making light of this whole thing. Like, it's just funny to me. Like, if you're such a stickler down to the percentage, that, yeah, if I were her and you were being that way and not telling me what you make, I'd be like, okay, well, here's how much I work today at home with the kids. Or we could have hired someone. Yeah, and I'll go out and I can contribute so that my chunk or my split would be more. Anyway, it's just interesting how I don't, I'm not against you doing it. It's just the lack of communication also with it.

Because I would think when you have separate accounts, that means there needs to be even more communication. Yeah, for nearly 20% of people in this, by fidelity, it took more than a year of them living together or being married before they even learned it all if they learned it all. It's just wild. Times are different. I mean, I have to think, like, if I get remarried one day, what am I going to do? Separate? I don't know. You learn the hard way. You don't want to have combined. That's not true. That's not true.

I don't know that I want to live separate. Like, how will that? Then there's so many factors. Estimations. I can guarantee you that. I'm not going to sit down. with percentages. Happy Pride Months, Toronto.

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All right, voicemails, let's go. Hey, I wanted to call in about the marriage advice segment. I haven't been married that long, but one thing I've found, and it's the exact opposite of what you're always told. And it is go to bed angry. It's amazing what can happen when you just go to sleep and then revisit it the next day when you're not all still pent up about it. Thank you. Yeah, I can agree with that. Yeah.

It feels weird to say just go to bed angry. But if I'm irritated about something and I go to sleep, sometimes I wake up just as irritated, honestly. But sometimes I get sleep or sometimes it's because I didn't eat or, my mom. mobile hormones could be off right at that time. I could be easily triggered by something. So, yeah, I think the old school advice of never go to bed angry probably works for some types of relationships and their communication, but I don't think it is universal because I don't think that's good for me because I would never go to bed.

Right. I'd still be awake from years ago. I don't think we knew as much about sleep back then. Yeah, what do you think about that? Oh, no, that's one of mine that was in my head. I had so many that I wanted to share and that was one of them. I'm pretty sure someone wrote that down at my bridal shower. People wrote down advice and someone wrote down like, you know, you can go to bed angry.

It's okay. Another thing that helps for me if I'm triggered or angry is just I mentioned this a minute ago, eating because sometimes I'm just hungry or my blood sugar is low and it amplifies whatever I'm feeling. Halt. So it's if I eat, it also gives me time. so it's a double. I'm eating. And it's the time that I'm getting away from it while eating that helps. So I do think for some people, that's great advice.

Don't go to bad angry. It just depends your communication, like the relationship you have with that person and how you guys communicate with each other. For me, that would never work with us. Because sometimes I'm just not going to get over it, though. I literally just need time. And if I just continue to get pressed. You know my trick. Let's circle back on this.

and then I circle back like three years later only whenever she's like we never circled back on this but yeah I agree anything else you want to say about that? I know I think it's you just have to see what's best for you but in general I don't think you can have an agreement like hey I love you we're going to go to sleep but this is we're not done with this

oh I felt threatened if my wife said that to me like that I'd be like oh yeah we are done with this if you're threatening me with that Sorry, I didn't mean to come off aggressive like that. It would be between the two of you, you make an agreement, we're not done with this. But you're right, depending on who your partner is, they might be like, well, I'm not going to be able to go to sleep. But I think if you just give yourself that permission to have that space, you never know really how you're going to feel when you wake up.

I think the old thing behind that is like, what if they die in their sleep and then you die angry? Oh, gosh, that'd be terrible. Isn't that sort of what? I don't think that was the thinking. I don't. I think there's a lot of thinking, but I don't. Amies is always so tragic and morbid. I don't think that's it.

Oh, that's not it. You guys have never thought of that, though, during a fight, like, man, I shouldn't be too harsh because what does she dies? No, sometimes the fight is so bad, I'm like, what? No, no. No, I'm just kidding. I just a joke. I do jokes, okay? I do jokes.

All right, thank you for that voicemail. I heard lunchboxes kids want to go to Disney. Yeah, they do. They really do. They've all been talking about it. Like, oh, Dad, when are we going to go to Disney? All my friends have gone to Disney. It looks so fun.

And they can keep dreaming. We ain't going to Disney. Money? It's expensive. Yeah, but... What? I mean, he has the money to take him to Disney. Okay.

It's not like... He was talking, because I overheard him talking about this. And he was talking like, you know, I didn't go to Disney. Why should my kids go to Disney? And I don't think that's fair. Like, you make good money. You can take him to Disney. Right.

But they won't appreciate it. my youngest is four years old. He won't even remember it. And I told my seven-year-old, I said, you want to go to Disney? And he goes, yeah. And I said, you got your money? He goes, not enough to go to Disney. And I said, well, then you're not going to Disney.

What about when they get a little older and they will remember it? Seven? Yeah. You said you got to pay for your own Disney trip? Yeah. I get it if it's like, hey, Disney's expensive. It is because it's very expensive. It's very expensive.

Sorry. But you can, you could afford it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. But we're there. So that's not. we're talking about.

What Eddie's saying is you don't think that they should go because you didn't get to go. Yeah, kind of. It's sort of like, it's one of those things like, you don't want your kids to become complacent, to become... I don't think you know what that word means. Because they go to Disney.

Yeah. What do you mean by that? Like, I don't want them to think they get everything they want. Okay, so you don't want to spoil them. Correct. I mean, I didn't... But it's a single Disney trip teaching them they get whatever they want. I don't know, but it's very expensive. Yes, yes, we've established that,

but we've also established that's not really why you're going. Not going. I mean, it's like the circus when I was a kid. I mean, I guess my dad couldn't afford it, or he just thought, and why am I going to pay for the circus? When you can go pet the animals in the parking lot before the circus, and then go home. So I never went to the circus until I was an adult,

and I was like, this is what the circus really is. This is amazing. So going to Disney, if we just go, they just think, oh, you just go to Disney, no problem. That's harder than that, boys and girls. Wow, I think that this is rooted in some deep pain that he has from his childhood. No, there's no pain. It's not pain.

Yeah, parking lot circus. Parking lot circus. Maybe you don't know it's pain. Also, my favorite man in high school. Did you guys ever listen to parking lot circus? They were awesome. I feel like that's, we now know the root of it. Yeah.

So this is for you to work through. No, no. I don't think a single trip to Disney is going to spoil your children. especially depending on how you as the parent approach the trip. If you act like it's this flimpet thing and like, oh, we're just going to randomly go to Disney. But if you build it up as this special core memory for them, like it can be something that they walk away the same type of kids, the same attitude, the same personalities is when they went in? Guess what? In the year, they're going to be like, hey, when are we going back to Disney?

Oh boy, you better get a job. You say we already win. No, don't they tell us about ice cream too? Like, when are we going to get more ice cream? And I tell them no. They don't get a job? Kids don't get anything? Not a lot.

Lunch boss, what would you do if your oldest was like, all right, I got $2,000, dad. Like, saved up. I want to go to Disney. Then we would go. And you would take all the other kids too? No. You would just take the one kid you'd make him pay for the whole trip. Yeah, pay for his trip.

Almost eight. I just wanted to say one more time, this is not about money. I can understand if someone can't go because it costs too much. Like, we can't afford it. Oh, it's about both. There ain't no way I'm paying that much money to go somewhere. It's ridiculous. It is a little ridiculous.

I agree it's ridiculous. That's not the fight though because I don't want to hear from people like, well, some people can't afford it. This is not the case here. No, it's not. This is the case that he doesn't think he should take his kids because he did not get to go. That he went to a parking lot circus. Like, I took my kids to Disney once, one time. We did one time.

If they want to go again, they can go later. I'm not doing it again. But mostly because I don't want to go again. Do your kids talk about it all the time? Like how amazing was Disney? I thought it was pretty cool. I'm sure if I said we were going again, they would love it. But I, to me, that's, I don't know what's wrong with me.

You're on my side. I see all these parents that, like, really enjoy Disney and do all this stuff. And I'm like, what? I am built differently than that. Yeah, that's just because you don't like it. Yeah, not for me. What if I could get you, like, some passes to some of the stuff? Would you take them?

Yeah, you give me free passes. I'll go. I didn't say, I didn't say free passes to everything. I'm saying, like, if I could, like, make your trip a little easier. Because you just said it's about your kids. You're just changing so many things of your story. Because he said it's about spoiling your kids. They want to go to Disney and by you.

Right. But by spoiling them, you're spending that amount of money to go somewhere. That is spoiling them. So you make sure you tell them this was free. This was given to us. This is a hookup from Bobby. And then they won't be spoiled? Correct.

Okay. I don't know if it works like that with four or seven-year-olds. The same way they wouldn't comprehend the other parts of that as well. Yeah. I think they understand because when they talk about things, they like, oh, if I ever get $100, I'm going to buy a cyber truck. They think. Sounds like you. Sounds like you.

It sounds like you're saying here. I'm going to buy an island. $10,000. I'm buying an island. They are definitely your spawn. Yeah, they're yours for sure. So that's what I'm saying. If I tell them how much Disney is, it would blow their mind.

But they wouldn't comprehend that money. Probably not. That's why we don't need to go. If you can't comprehend and understand it, probably don't need to go. What about movies? Do you ever take your kid to the movies? They've been one time. Do they get food concessions?

No. No. Because? Because I didn't get it when I was good. There it is. So that's it. Yes, you don't want to spoil them because you can't set that precedent. I don't think everything you do nice for your kids equal spoiling them.

I don't know, man. Lunchbox, do you think if you would have gotten concessions, gone to Disney, like all that stuff, you think you would be different? Maybe. But, I mean, at the same time, it's like, when I look back on it, my parents were so smart. Because whenever we did do something, I appreciated it so much more. So much more. I can remember the few times that we actually did something. Like if you just go to all these places all the time,

they're not going to remember any of it. They're going to go, oh, it's just, we did every weekend. So any kid that has gone to Disney a couple times in their life? Spoiled. By age 10. Spoiled. Any kid that's gone to 10 movies. Pretty spoiled.

10 movies. Those are not the same thing. Movies in Disney and not the same thing. I will say movies is a lot different, but. They've been in one movie. They've been in one movie. And no concessions. No.

If you take them to a baseball game or something? No concessions. Because it costs money. I didn't get it when I was a kid. You're right, it does cost money. I'm agreeing with that. But it's all he didn't get. Because I was talking to scoop about this.

And he was like, you could do it on a budget and do it for this month. Because, you know, if you do this. And he said the total and he goes, but then you've got to factor in all the stuff you're going to get from gift shop. I said, gift shops, you lost your dang mine. Because you didn't go to gift. We didn't get another from the gift shop. You lost your mind. But you're wearing a Cub's hoodie right now.

It's a bear city. It's not from a gift. Still see that's not. It's not from a gift. That's what I'm saying. They think it's so cool when they get off a ride. They go in a gift shop. But guess what?

Two hours later, they bought a stuffed animal. They don't even remember the stuffed animal. It's just an impulse purchase. Ain't getting that crap. So one stuffed animal for life. No, no. We don't buy them at the theme parks. We don't do that crap.

No, but like Dollywood, we go there and we go through the gift shots. When you get off a ride, there's always a gift shop. And my kid even commented it goes, dad, it seems like we always go through a gift shop. a shop at the end of a ride and I'm like yeah keep walking. Why can't they stop? We ain't buying that crap. Wait, hold on.

Because I didn't get it when I was. If you didn't get it when I was. I mean, that's just, I don't understand how you don't comprehend that. Wait, but you've taken your kids to Dollywood multiple times? Yep, never paid for it. Oh, free. Did you tell them? You make sure they know.

I didn't pay for this. You do tell them. Dad got this for free? Oh, dude. The one time when I went and did the family challenge for Pige and Forge, they gave me a little card we could go to pretty much any place in Pige and Forge for free. go carts, mini golf, everything. But you told them, this is all free, guys.

And they've said it before. They said, hey, Dad, can we use that car to get and go back? Like, it was only one-time thing, guys. So when you went to Pige and Forge, you had more access to things than when we did our own cruise. Yes, I did. And you had a card that didn't allow you to get anything. Yeah. Ain't that crazy to think about?

Wow, look at that. Yeah. Some people know how to treat people. Pigeon Forge? Pige and Forge knows how to treat people. This company? They know how to treat me. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. So we're not going to Disney. Not going to Disney. All right. Because. I didn't go when I was a kid. Got it. And you know what?

I'm not parent shaming you. You do your own thing. It sounds pretty smart, doesn't it? Like I'm hearing me talking about it? I'll not comment on it because I don't want to parent shame you. What? So you're not agreeing with me? I don't think that the only reason you shouldn't allow others to do something is because you didn't get to do it.

I don't feel for me that that would be a hell. healthy way to nurture the next generation. Make them appreciate things what I'm doing. I completely agree with that. There we go. Okay. Like do you starve people and then give them one meal and be like, appreciate that, don't you?

No, I don't do that. That's kind of extreme. It is extreme. It's an extreme example. Okay. All right, everybody good? Yeah. But if I could get some passes to some of the stuff, you'd consider it.

I consider it. Okay, thank you. Thank you for your consideration. A song that has just existed, and every time it comes on, I sing it. It's been around for 20 years. Vanessa Carlton, a thousand miles. And so she almost never does interviews, and it was pretty cool. By the way, she did Big Yellow Taxi with Counting Crows as well.

Here is Vanessa Carlton. What are the marks that you feel like you have to hit? Just the ones that I know are like fan favorites. Of course, 1,000 miles. And I open with that. That's funny. done with it? Well, it's not just that. It's also like, because I've enjoyed singing that song recently. I don't know how that happened, but you know what it is? It's just, I think, understanding the

reflection back from the world and what it means to other people. And I, it's like, so I've been, I've actually, I really enjoyed singing it. But the people that are coming just to check me out that have no idea who I am or whatever, or just wanted to come and get a clip of something, it's like releasing that, like, you got it. You don't have. have to stick. Like, you know, it's like I want to know that people are there because they want the experience of the show. Can I make a judgment off of something that you just did? Sure. That's what we do. When you said, when you said a thousand miles, you kind of roll dries up. I rolled my eyes up. Yeah, you said, a thousand miles. Well, like this, like this. When I do a thousand miles. Oh my God,

did you get that on camera? I was looking at the light. I wasn't, I rolled my eyes on it. It was just kind of like a flutter up. That's ridiculous. I just wonder what you relate. So what is your, because of that, I give you a quick story. I was talking to Kenny Chesney recently, and he has a song from beginning of his career, and he's like, I stopped playing it. I couldn't take it anymore. But then he's falling in love with it again,

he said, because he hadn't played it in so long. So I heard you say that, and it felt a little bit like that. Is that what it is? Yeah, because I don't play it unless I'm on stage. But this is why I'm scared now with this podcast, well, not this is all podcast. Because people, this is the problem with nowadays.

No one has attention spans. They're going to come in and clip Vanessa. I won't click. You're so bored and she doesn't like her big song. Look at her. And you'll have like 90,000 people. Don't do it wrong. I'll clip this.

You may say people are going to say this. Yeah. Not true. That's what you clip. Yeah. Because people don't care. The context, people don't have time for context anymore. But anyway, Kenny Chesney.

No, it's just the same thing you said. Also, our relationship with music or anything we're doing is constantly evolving. It's like, you know, we're. We're changing. We're just, we're getting older. So I feel like the way that we look at everything we do is changing as you get older, you know? I think it's so fun that you played at the beginning, though, for that reason. Everybody can get it.

They're not waiting by their phone. They're not even, well, we have a phone policy too, which we don't have, we're not like super hardcore. We don't have like an envelope. But I do in your, I have been to, I went to Amy Schumer's show and I loved to end. They had the envelope and it was a relief. It feels like a relief. So we don't offer that, but we do say, you know, please don't bring your phone out or whatever. Do you still see people sneaking it?

Mm-hmm. Do you look at them? I also see people. Sometimes you look up and you're just seeing people like on their bones. I'm like, how much did you pay for this ticket? Like it doesn't, but then they'll be like the most enthusiastic at the signing and they wanted to be. But they were, it was like they weren't even, they don't even know they weren't even there. Or maybe you just put on a bad show and they're like, I cannot look at that.

You know, I don't know, but it's like, it's so curious to me. Let's go. On the Bobby Bones show now. Vanessa Carlton. What if you get like a really cool DM from somebody that's like, I'm a big fan. A DM? Yeah. You wouldn't, they wouldn't tell you?

No. No. Don't DM me. Then how is someone supposed to get a hold of you then? Through, I don't, through, who's somebody? You mean like a. Let's say Drake. It's like.

It's the manager. Reach is a manager. That's like the 1900s. That's always how it is. right? Drake did hit her up. Drake did hit you up, really? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that. I literally was just picking somebody out of the year. Did you think I knew that? I guess, yeah. No, no, I just thin air, Drake. I was like, who's the biggest, it'd be weird to see him and saying I'm a fan? It's his manager, reached out to my manager. And said, do you want to, will you come and sing at my show?

Did you? I did in the end. I actually couldn't do it. And then he, and I was in rehearsal for a show. Like, it was the same day. the show. So I was like, this is like cool. I like Drake. Like this would be fun and cool, but I can't do it. And then they, he asked a few more times. No, non-DM. They send the plane, though. Does it make a lot of easier? No, they did not send a plane. But they did do a nice,

an nice airline seat. Very nice. And I slept. Very nice. Was it at Drake's show? Drake's show. Like you came out and played during his show? Yeah. That's cool. It was cool. Do you play with ears or without ears when you use something like that? That's a great question. So I'm so, I'm really a classical. I've come from more of the classical world of music, really, even though I love rock and roll. I love singer-songwriters. I love it, but much more acoustic world.

And so inter-rears for me, it's like, it's a little bit like hell. I have to get used to it. So, but for something like that, you have to do inter-ears, you know. I just did another thing with inner ears. What did I do? I saw you with Teddy Swims. That was Inrears too. Oh my God.

And like the first 30 seconds, I'm like, I can't get my head around the sound or what's happening and the, and the, my hair I thought was going to go on my mouth. You know, I'm like, I'm just not. But if I have monitors, I'm like, I know what's going on, you know, so it's, it's, it's, I have to like learn it, relearn it. Do you know how to tune the piano? No, I don't. I hire tuners.

I only ask that because I know how to tune a guitar, but to play a guitar, you have to learn how to tune a guitar. Otherwise, you're traveling around going like, I don't know how to tune this guitar. Correct. piano you don't know how to do the piano people thought about learning that i've asked because i i'm very curious about their different techniques because tuners have different techniques some use like this rhythm like this metronome to like measure the waves of the tone of the note that was misha he's such a great tuner he's in new york and then larry he's all by ear he's my tuner in rhode island but they have

different it's an art it's an art do you get recognized in ryan Walmart or wherever you are? I don't think so. I just wonder if people would be like, are you Vanessa Carlton? People do that at the airport. Is that what they say? Are you Vanessa Galton?

And I'm like, this is my ID. They're looking at my ID. They're like, are you the Vanessa Carlton? They're like, are you that Vanessa Carlton? I'm like, that is correct. I think there's only one of us, actually. If you want to hear the full interview with Vanessa Carlton, it is up on Netflix today.

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You have to picture it in your mind. Okay. We're going to do Tuesday Reviews Day. Mostly what we're going to focus on here is the documentary from our listener, Sarah, called The Big Lonely. If you missed us talking about it, she sent me a DM. She said that she had terminal cancer, and this was a documentary that really changed her life as she was going through the process.

And so we had two weeks to watch it. And we're going to spend a lot more time, like, really breaking it down in the podcast, but I do want to go through and review it. And so, Amy, I'll start with you. I kind of want to get the vibe of everybody else. No, come on. No vibe check. What do you give it?

Three out of five animal traps. Okay. Why? Well, it's probably not as high as maybe y'alls because I was disturbed by the killing of the animals. The guy lived in the wilderness. I needed a heads up before he chopped a bunny's head off. The guy lived in the wilderness.

Hey, heads up. He's about to take an axe to this cute little white bunny. I understand you need to eat animals to survive. I eat animals. I just don't want to see the little bunny and then chop. I thought that was a little much. So the story is of this guy who instead of facing homelessness in the city, he decides to move way out into the wilderness where nobody can find him or kick him out.

And he has to do wilderness type things. He also, because this filmmaker knows his story, the filmmaker gave him the cameras and everything is shot from him. And his point of view. Yep. It's like the meta glasses, way before meta glasses wore a thing. It's like he's wearing the camera on his head with a strap. When he's chopping the bunny up.

So other than that, I loved the story of resilience. I loved his relationship with his dog. I just felt sad so much of the time. So I don't know how to rate something higher. I want to rate it higher. I just don't know that it did for me what it's doing for others. Like I felt sad.

Eddie? I thought it was cool that this guy lived in the wilderness and survived on very little. I thought that was awesome. I'm like Amy though. Gosh, I was so sad for the life that he left behind. his relationship with his dog. All that.

Like everything that was the reason, whatever he's missing out on, I love that he was in the wilderness. I love that. That was really cool. The visuals were cool. How he killed the animals. I thought that was so cool.

But man, I would just, at the end of it, I was just kind of like, I don't feel good about what I saw at all. You didn't like his decision instead of to be homeless under a bridge to move out in nature and really put it on himself to survive? Yeah.

I mean, that's a better option than under the, bridge, but the fact that he chose under the bridge. He didn't choose under the bridge. You don't choose to be homeless. He had very good jobs. Like, he had jobs. Yeah, but you're talking about this is when addiction and humiliation comes into play. Like, he didn't choose that.

And he had life circumstances that left him homeless because of choices that he made. Yeah? I get, yeah. But he didn't choose to be homeless. Well, choices that he made led to his homelessness. Correct. The choices that he did get, he wanted to live out there. Yeah.

And then question. about like how he kept the cameras charged. Like how to, how to, how. I'm sure they helped. I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure they, they would give him batteries. Okay.

I'm sure it was all battery. I would imagine. There's a bunch of batteries. And then I wonder too, I'm like, well, where's he getting salt from? But then I realized he would go back into town. He'd hike into town once a year.

And work a little bit. And work to make enough money to buy all of his supplies for the year. I was waiting. Can we say? Well, we could talk about it more. I just want your review. The review is like Amy.

I'll give it three and a half. rats. Okay. Lunchbox. That was one of the saddest movies I've ever watched in my life. Like, I mean, it was sad, but at the same time, he seemed genuinely happy and at peace with life in the woods. So I was excited about that part is that he found something that worked for him. He said, you know, I would rather be out in nature. And the ability to build a shelter and persevere and do all that by himself was unbelievable. But it was also so sad because he was just so broken. And he would, I mean, when he goes and visits his horse,

he was like, I don't come over here often, but I do. I mean, I was just like, oh, dude. And the fact that he hikes 50 miles into town. Yeah. And then he lugs all the food and flour 50 miles back to his camp. And then, I mean, unbelievable. I was fascinated the whole time, like just going, oh my gosh, all right, what's going to happen?

Is some crazy at the end? Like, is it like what's going to happen? Like, how is it? But I give it four out of four, four out of five traps. I felt like what I enjoyed the most was it destroyed a lot of the unfair stereotypes about homelessness. Because he was articulate. he was reflective.

He understood the decisions he made put him in this situation. He made choices to better his life based on the options that he had now. And I felt like that's what I took from that part of it. I also liked that it wasn't long.

I'm gonna be honest. I don't like any movie that's two hours, especially a documentary. I'm giving it four and a half out of five cold winters. And he kept calling it like there was a difference it was like uh like that the the full full winter and soft winter whatever it was it was like one is like dead and the other one is just cold dude it was

really cold frigid yeah so i really liked it it's not something that made me feel good i did a deep dive into what happened with him after i did love the him and the dog i was always nervous for the dog at one point they find an elk that has been eaten by a bear and he knows the other the bear is somewhere nearby. And so they're, I'm just like, that's what the bear's going to get the dog. The bear's going to get the dog. And the fact that the dog fights with wolves and coyotes.

That's crazy. It has scars on him still. Yeah. So we watched it. A lot of listeners think that our Sarah is the daughter of him. That would be crazy. I don't know that it's not. I don't think that it is.

And I didn't ask her. Because he's like, my daughter, he had one picture of her still. So I give a four and a half out of five. If you want to hear us talk about it in more depth, we will do it on the podcast today, part two. A lot of you guys probably watched it with us. Some didn't, so we don't want to hold you. But it's called The Big Lonely, and you can watch it for free. It's on YouTube. It's on Tooby. That's where I watched it. And I really liked what I took from it, but it does not make you feel great.

Yeah. But I did like mostly, a guy made a lot of decisions that he didn't feel was the best. yet still tried to make the best decision for him moving forward and made a life for himself moving forward. So I like that part. We'll talk about it more on the podcast. Did a physical last week, got all my results back. You want to see my testosterone score? I sure do. Oh no. I absolutely do. This is going to be bad. Don't say the number yet. Okay. You can look at it. No, can I react in any way, shape, or form. Yeah, you can react. I don't care. I don't say the number yet. Okay. Okay. I don't want to embarrass anybody. Okay.

It's higher than all you fools. We'll keep it at that. Really? Higher than lunchbox too? Yep. Yeah. Wow. And I went in midday and the doctor's like you should do this closer to like 8 or 9 a.m.

That's when your T's highest. He said so you should add another 50 points. And lunchbox and Eddie did it in the morning. We did it. So we're at our highest. We're still really low. Yeah. Well, he wasn't really low.

He was average. It's still lowish. No, this was average. Average-ish. That's exactly. No, no. No, it's like literally average. This is average.

Literally. But I was worried about mine and it's higher than you fools. But it's okay. I'm not even near to brag. What's the number? I'm not saying. It's higher than yours. Hey man, we told you the number.

Yeah, yours was for a bit. Lunchbox, the number is out there? You guys were fighting about it? I am not. 700? A higher or lower than 700. All I'm saying is that I have higher testosterone than both of you. Dang.

And Amy is my witness here. Yes. So that's what's terrible. Anything you want to say? No, congratulations, man. Congratulations on being healthy. I also had no ego. If it was low, I was going to get it fixed.

Oh, I don't have an ego. Oh, you do. You have something. You think you're less mad. There's something going on with you, like why you don't want to get intervention, ASAP. Yeah. Hey, Ray, would you play me voicemail number two, please? Because of y'all's low tea segment, I got my tea checked out, and I'm a 40-year-old female,

and mine was very low apparently. And I thought I could be like Eddie and I did like four squats. And then I realized I was never going to do that. So yesterday I got my yam pellet. And so I just wanted to shout out the show and tell Eddie not to be scared. Thank you. Bye.

I was going to go to the doctor and get this if mine was low. Yeah, the pellet. Also people were going, oh, we know who advertises on the show. Amy's Got Ecologist does not advertise on our show. What? Did you ever see those messages?

No. We're like, I guess we see who the sponsors of the show are now. Huh? I don't know. People think we're getting money from Big Gyno. And then I turned down the sponsor. No, I had, I like. I was like, no sponsor. I don't want that. Right. No, I had to ask and I had no idea what she would even say. Like, I was waiting almost for a week and a half for an answer because I think she was trying to figure out, do I want to do this? Who are they? What do they do? Like, I, no. Not a sponsor. If anybody should be a sponsor, yam pellets. Yams.

Great a man, and yams. Yeah, the yams. They should be part of the show. I, all my results came back. I am healthy. How's your vitamin D? Did you check that out?

I said, I for sure did a testosterone test. And then I needed to go check that. I don't know. Okay. Because I didn't look at that. If you got everything done, it's in there. But the blood work, I will say, it's not the easiest to read. Oh, really?

Well, mine wasn't. I mean, it was like. Well, you read mine. You still have mine. So what does mine say? Eddie told Amy off the air. Stop passing my blood work to random people. Eddie, your D is a 20.

You remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she said you were, they called you little D with your little D. Lunchbox, anything you want to say? Congratulations. I mean, I would put more weight to it if you were in the competition, but you weren't. I wasn't, you're right. I won the competition.

That's all I'm worried about. Thank you. I agree. My vitamin D is vitamin D.25 hydroxy. Is that what's up? Amy? See, I don't know how to. That's why I said it's confusing to read.

What's that number? It looks to me like 30 to 100 is the typical range and mine falls within that pretty easily. Okay. And that was what, 20? Around vitamin D, mine's around 52. Okay. Wow, solid. I don't know.

I didn't even look at it. I literally just wanted to see if my testosterone was low because I was going to get it fixed to go, it's okay, don't be embarrassed about things. I'm pulling up Betty's results. But it just turns out I'm a manly man. The fact that Amy has my results kills me. Let me pull up your file Let's take a little looksie here

I mean it's so much stuff I gotta figure out where to Throw it in AI Put it copy and paste it in AI And how long will this guy live? I don't want to give Eddie's results Guys Guy's delivering for Amazon

And when he pulls up to a place He sees a woman being attacked by a guy with a hammer Oh my What? You should do it I bet you when you're driving Amazon You're seeing a lot of crap Because you're in everybody's house

You're seeing weeners, you're in beatings, you're seeing dogs, you're seeing everything. And so this dude, first of all, the husband that was attacking his wife with a hammer,

he has been charged with first degree premeditated attempted murder. The Amazon delivery driver saved a woman in Minnesota. So they got a call 911, assault with a weapon in progress.

And so it was the Amazon driver who called and said, hey, there was yelling inside. And so the caller, the driver went to investigate. He found a woman covered in blood, a guy holding a hammer, he then goes up to the guy. It starts screaming at him.

Oh my gosh. Luckily the guy that didn't turn the hammer on him. But called 911. Like, probably saved the woman's life. That's from People magazine. That is a job, a delivery job where you're at everybody's house. You are seeing everything. You're seeing in windows.

You're seeing probably people loving, naked, probably fighting with hammers. It's everything. It's never really had a delivery. every job. Lunchbox, didn't you deliver for Jason's deli? I did do Jason's deli and I didn't really see anything weird with Jason's deli but when I did meals on wheels there was one guy that would just

answer the door in a shirt. Winnie poo? Yeah. And they would just stand there and talk to me. There was never like a naked woman. But Jason Deli, he was doing like corporate lunches. Yeah, Jason's Deli was more you delivered to office buildings. I always had fantasies in my head

that I was going to deliver somewhere and a girl was going to open it and be like, come on in. I had those thoughts. Would you have done it? Yes. I mean, just for the fact that you can see that movies. What did you thought? Because like you saw it on some pizza movie? What was that pizza movie where that happened?

Yeah, but that happens in like dirty movies apparently. That's what? Pisa movie was based on. Oh. Yeah, what was that guy? What's the guy's name? Patrick Dempsey. Extra anchovies. Oh. That was what it was. Yeah. He put on the mustache. What? So. And one time he went to the door

his mom? I'd never seen it. You never seen Loverboy? It's good. You gotta watch that. It's homework. Did he do it with his mom? No, no, no, no. So your fantasy was you show up, this woman's like, hey, I want to come in for a minute. Or she's in a bra and panties, or she's just

like nude? Like, fully naked, is like, come on in. I didn't really want the sandwich. I don't know. I had those thoughts all the time. I think someone was going to specifically request. Yes, it's deli. If we're going to find more. One place to deliver somebody hot, I think it's Jason's Deli.

And here he comes, like clockwork. I don't want the big potato. And in your mind, you would have done it. Like, you have planned it out. I'm sorry, I told my manager, why that takes it long? Oh, man, I couldn't find the house. And I probably told the manager what happened. Like, dude, you'll never believe this.

Freaking awesome. And Jason would give me a high five. This is interesting. You work for Jason from Jason's done? The actual Jason? But in his fantasy. He was the assistant manager. He was in charge of delivery drivers.

And then Rose was the GM of the home. whole restaurant. But Jason worked there. Yeah. I bet people thought he was Jason of Jason's deli. Man, I'm telling you, I thought about that all the time when we get those individual orders. When it was corporate, I was like, ah, dang it. Not going to happen. Did you all ever have weird fantasies? It didn't deliver. But it's like, when we go to the hospital,

I was always worried that I was going to walk in a room and see stuff that, like, bad stuff. Like, people really hurt, but usually it's usually conference rooms. Anyway, this dude with the hammer, I'm glad they stopped him. Yeah. Amy just asked us if we ever had fantasies. Like, she's trying to get. Just generally, she's like, what's your fantasy? Amy.

We all have fantasies. No, I'm saying like that that would be okay, kind of appropriate to share. Amy, have you? Have you? What? Did we just have Purby, Amy, just show back up? No. Everybody share their fantasies.

Did you have a fantasy about a delivery driver coming to your door? No. No. No, I had a delivery driver ask me out when I worked there. And then at my office, that was what they would say is he worked for UPS. And then the ongoing joke at the office afterwards, every time I would walk in, they'd be like, Hey Amy, what can the Brown do for you? How's his package?

Oh, that's funny. That's pretty good. I totally would have done that one. Because I ended up going to Quiznows with him. We did go to lunch. My fantasy was that I would order and order some food once, and this little scraggly kid from Jason's deli showed up. Did it ever happen? No.

I saw him and thought, this ain't for me. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. This story comes us from Florida. A 62-year-old man was laying in bed when his neighbor's motion light kept going off. Lighten up his side yard. He's like, I can't sleep.

It's 3 a.m. So he gets out of bed, butt naked, goes to his neighbor's house with a baseball bat to the light. Boom! Boom! Destroys the light. It's probably the low enough to reach with a bat. I thought he was going to get a gun.

I guess maybe if you really swing up high, you can get it. One story. Yeah, it was a one story. Yeah. There's a one story on the side of the... You just have to turn the settings down on it being so super sensitive. Motion lights I get.

But if like a bird or a squirrel setting it off... Yeah, it's annoying. Yeah, I've had a motion light that was a little too... Onry. Yeah. It's a setting. It's literally a setting. So maybe... So you just detect a big thing?

Yeah. Like a person. Yeah. Must weigh a hundred pounds. I think you have the next day one time. And then you do the baseball bat. I'm not sure if this has been an issue with them before. Does it say?

They've had instances in the past. About the motion light? Yes. Okay, baseball bat. Okay, I'm in. And did he have to be naked? I think he just wanted to get it unquick. Yeah, I think he was asleep.

It's efficiency. Got it. Time. All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. So there was a small lunch get-together up here last week. You guys called it a little group hang.

Yep. Abby got offended that she didn't get invited. Like, and not offended. Her feelings were hurt. I don't understand. was totally invited. Abby, what is your story? Yeah, definitely wasn't invited

because lunchbox came out. You guys were all in the studio like after the show. And then lunchbox came out and he's like, hey, Abby, going to the lunch? And I'm like, nope, didn't hear about that.

And then, yeah, this nice lady just brought, you know, lobster, mac and cheese, salmon, and all this stuff. And everybody was sitting out there and I'm just kind of like, what's going on?

Dang. That sucks. I'm sorry. No, no, this is the dumbest thing I've ever. This is not accurate. She's lying out of her teeth. It's not accurate. And we literally invited her.

The minute I found out, I walked out, it was like, oh, Abby, you coming to lunch? I just got noticed that someone said something about a lunch. She's like, no, I'm not invited. I'm like, no, literally, you just got invited like when we did. And so for her to say she wasn't invited, I mean, this is her making up a story in her head. It's not. Did you guys get texts? No, no.

We got told like two seconds. I saw them sitting out there and I just walked up. And then I realized like, oh, they brought us lunch. that so anybody could come. Do you guys remember when Abby was leaving? We're like, Abby, where are you going? Come join us. And she's like, no, I can't.

I got to go. And then she left. That was it. So don't act like she wasn't invited. I'm not. I don't like you're looking at me. He's staring at me yelling. All I know is Abby's feelings were hurt because she didn't get invited to something.

Yeah. Well, what I would say to that is I think sometimes we can have a perception of what's happening. And then, yes, tell ourselves a story. So, yeah, there's fact, birth. versus, you know, story. And this is the story. She's telling herself because nobody said anything to me. I just walked up and sat down because I was like, oh, this is clearly for us.

Where is this rooted from? Right. Something's up here. It felt like a premeditated, pre-planned lunch. It was like there was a group text or something happening. Because everybody stayed late. Sometimes people leave early and I was like, oh, that's weird. Everybody's still here.

Well, I left early because I had to go to the doctor. Yeah. Right. And we were all finishing up things, and that's when Scoob was said, oh, by the way, Capitol Grill's bringing lunch. Like, he literally said it two seconds before you found out. He just happened to be in here because he got a text. And so then we walked out in the hall and said, Abby, hey, they're bringing food. And she goes, I don't know about it.

I miss the memo. That was you telling her about it. And I was like, okay, well, it's going to be right here. And they brought so much food. There was plenty of food for everybody. She could have stayed. They even brought vegetarian options for Mike D and Morgan. They had it all covered.

Scuba Steve, should Abby have her feelings hurt? No. I mean, there's nothing left to say. They've already said everything. Okay, Abby. The only one who knew before everyone was you because you're Bobby. And I told you earlier in the morning and that was about it. And I didn't invite anybody.

I didn't even know. He said, no one could come. I'll leave it. Okay. I missed the memo, I guess. Nothing was ever sent out. It sounds like it was just spoken word and you got spoken to at the same time they did. I didn't hear us speaking to.

Lunchbox. We cannot go here. I don't have the mental capacity or the kindness. me to just shut me up because this is stupid. Abby, do you feel like still, after all this has said that they left you out? The invite. How did they hear about it? I would have heard it.

He was literally in here doing something in the studio and he got a text saying. And that's when he said, oh, guys, Capitol Grill is going to be here at 1130. You know what? There's only one other person who hasn't said anything that's Ray. And Morgan? Well, and Morgan too, but Morgan was in the room with us. Yes. I know, but I did. I'm saying

I did not hear y'all do any invite. I just saw a a nice woman out there from Capitol Grove with the food, and I walked out, introduced myself, and then sat down with everybody. I didn't hear an invite at all. It was clear that someone brought the show lunch and that we're the show.

So what are you saying, though, to Abby? I'm saying this is her, I feel bad Abby had to have that story looping in her head and she still has it, but this is a good reminder that sometimes we can make up a story and then it becomes our reality. When it's everybody, nobody here, that was not the reality.

So I think she needs to accept like, oh, shoot, I really painted a picture that wasn't true, which we can all do. But this is a reminder that we do it and we need to be careful. You got invited. It sounds like at the same time they did. Okay. I just wasn't in the studio, so I guess I didn't hear it. But you don't sit in the studio. You're literally in a glass wall.

I don't want your feelings to be heard or anyone to think they weren't thinking of you. It sounds like there was a misinterpretation on your part that you thought they already all knew and were going. That is not what happened. But by going, you mean like three steps from where she was. Yeah, but the distance is a bit irrelevant though. Like I understand if we brought the food in the studio and you saw her out. She just looked in and you guys were like, oh, yum, yeah, yeah. Then I get it.

But it was literally right there and you could smell and we're like, Abby, come get some food. I wasn't invited. Abby, when you walked out and you're like, no, I'm good. And after we said, Abby, come join us. You were mad at that point? I mean, I was just like, I wasn't invited. So I'm just going to go. Oh, my gosh.

That's that. Okay. And you guys will tell me from the bottom of your hearts, no part of you kept it from Abby until later. What's the point in that? What's the point in holding her back from it? I don't understand any of this. This has been a wasted five minutes.

So Abby. I won't say that. I will say. No, I don't think so because I think this is a great thing to address. Generally, this happens to folks. I agree. Because I think this, like I said,

I don't think it's a waste of time because I think it's a good reminder that our feelings aren't facts. and she let her emotions kind of get in the driver's seat. So instead of coming over and getting curious and being like, oh, well, hey, what's going on? She drove herself right on out of here with her feelings and was like, no, I'm leaving. I wasn't invited because that's just not the story. Well, I would also say that there must be other things that have led to her feeling this way about this situation

because this by itself doesn't exist. That could be true. I mean, it happened before when there was something else. I think Chipotle was here. So, okay. So this has happened. And you felt left out, so you thought it was happening. Oh, that was a client thing that only involved four people, four or five.

And that's just a client thing. Not anything I can do about that. They didn't have food for everyone. No. No, really, we're only going to bring food for Bobby. And then they gave it to the main four or five cast and that's it. That's a client thing. I can't do anything about that.

I can understand why that would be hurtful to you to feel like everybody got something there and you didn't. I can see that. It wouldn't be everybody. It was only people that, really, if you want to, I can just eliminate everyone and only give Bobby stuff and no one gets anything. I don't know. We can go that route if you want. No, I'm not going that route. That's easier for me.

It makes my life so much easier because I want to do all this crap. It was so good yesterday. Don't do that. I'm not against it. I'm not against it. They had lobster mac and cheese, dude. Okay. I think not even just about Abby, I think for everyone.

Let's communicate when things are happening like this. So everybody knows no one's being left out. Or if something's being brought in and it's just for me and Amy or the Fab Four, which is me, Amy, Eddie Lunchbox. which were on the air the air the most or the fab six in the room in the studio oh man

Fab six in the room I don't think that floats You don't like the way that sounds? No Abby I'm sorry that happened to you That sucks Thank you for clarifying I'm glad we But know that the one recently was not an attack on you

and the one with Chipotle was just a misunderstanding that everybody got it but you That was a client thing where they ring it because we were going to talk about it in like something on air. Okay? Got it. I don't feel like you do though.

I still feel like it. It sounds better. You sound better about it. I'm not trying to say it that way. No, thank you. I understand. All right, we're down with today's show. Thank you, everybody for listening.

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