The Bobby Bones Show - TUES PT 2: Bobby And Wife Debate Grandparent Names + Bobby’s Irrational Fear + Amy Got Eddie In Trouble With Wife

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

We talked about two planes almost colliding at the airport here in town and we are all concerned because we have upcoming flights. We talked about a celebrity who is training to become a death doula a...nd we talk about celebrity side hustles. Amy got Eddie in trouble with his wife. Bobby and his wife are currently in a debate on what Baby Billie will call her grandparents. Bobby doesn’t want to use the same name that all the other grandkids use. Bobby also reveals his new irrational fear with his baby. We hear from listeners their stories on dropping their kids and why things turned out okay.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:35 Grandpa, yeah, that's my question. He is not yet. Not a lot of people have met Baby Billy. Billy yet because it's not been two months. And the pediatrician to us kind of put the fear of God in us a little bit and she was like, hey, you're a close circle? All good. Make sure they're not sick.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Make sure they wash their hands. But she hadn't had her two month shots yet. So don't just like be passing her around the festival. We didn't take her to Coachella. You know, I know that was happening. Like we wanted to go and like Steve Bieber and pass the world. But we didn't do that. You had your outfit and everything.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Yes. Also he hasn't, he has to drive in. So Arkansas Keith has not met Billy yet. He will for sure. We haven't even been to Arkansas yet. I call Keith Keith. So. So the baby's got to call him Keith?
Starting point is 00:03:23 Yeah. And we have a little bit of, it's not a dispute. We have different opinions on what the baby should call Caitlin's parents. Because there are no real, like, my mom's not alive. I don't know my real dad. Keith is Keith. Right. Right, right. So it's not like you got to do two sets and give them both names. And so they have other grandkids. Caitlin's siblings have kids. Yeah, so isn't that naturally what rolls over? You would think, but I'm just not somebody who does things naturally.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Like, you're wanting to change it? Well, I just am like, I just should be, not should. Grandma and grandpa are the natural names in my like vernacular. And it's not like, I don't know, I forget what hers are. It's like Tutu and Papa are. Kikliki. I just feel stupid. That's just to feel stupid. Okay, yeah, but I don't know what it is. I'm sure it's like, I don't know what it is and it's fine. The first born grandchild normally dictates what. It's not a terrible world. The first kid? The first born grandchild. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Because whatever they start calling him, that's what. In my family, am I weird here? It was a grandparent. Well, that's what, that's what it is. Okay. It's sent down. So we're supposed to, according to Caitlin, call baby bill's grandparents, her parents, the same thing that all the other grandkids call them.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Exactly. So to Eddie's point, I see what you're saying. Like either the child or the grandparents come up with it. We're saying the same thing. I'm just saying whatever the first grandchild ends up calling the grandparents is normally how it goes. Phil's unfair. There's a lot of things. Phil's very British royalty.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Like you're born that way. It's just accepted and now you have to live like everybody else. That's bull crap. Well, the fairs. Grandma, where you get funnel cake? The fair. Oh, hit me with that. If the coin had ball, she'd be king.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Dang, dang. Now we're just saying stuff backwards. I like all those things. Yeah, I have an irrational fear now. And maybe there are some parents, because this hasn't happened. I hope it doesn't happen. I have an irrational fear of dropping baby Billy going up and down the stairs. And so I carry her up and downstairs a couple times a day.
Starting point is 00:05:31 And I'm so scared of dropping her that I walk up the stairs funny. You know if you start monitoring your breathing and you're like feeling yourself breathe, you think about it, you breathe kind of funny because you're now. thinking about it, you're not doing it naturally. That's how I'm going up the stairs now, where I kind of hit my toes. I can go upstairs fine, in case you're wondering, but when I got the baby and I'm thinking about it, like, I don't really walk up the stairs that good. You're making sure your whole foot's on the step. It's like all, but then even again, it feels like it's a big fat foot now. So I have any irrational fear of dropping her. It's a valid fear. I've dropped a few. You have?
Starting point is 00:06:04 Babies? My niece. A few times. Twice. Can you describe the drop? First drop was when, I was trying to put her down in her crib and she squirmed and then hit her head on the crib and then hits a floor. She is 22 about to graduate from... She's fine. High school. She's striving. No. She's like to drop doesn't affect her at all.
Starting point is 00:06:33 University of Colorado. She's doing great. I was really worried for a little bit. And then another time she's a little bit older and we were going to the circus. in Austin, the Frank Irwin Center, and I was carrying her up the steps, and I drift, and she fell. Again, she's fine. Like, she's great. She's getting a degree in business.
Starting point is 00:06:57 She's already got a lot of ideas. Were you afraid that you, like, broke her? Yeah. My point to you is she was fine. Yeah. I haven't dropped Big Ville yet. Yeah. But, like, I said to Caitlin, I said, but it's a numbers game.
Starting point is 00:07:12 I was like, no way. Let's make that number zero. Yeah, so I'm really concerned about that. Do you ever drop your babies? No, never dropped them. I mean, they fell off of things, but I didn't drop them. You never dropped them? No.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Amy want you to jump in. They fell off things? Yeah, yeah, like the back porch. We had a back porch with like little bars or whatever, and I'd say it's about a three-foot drop, and one of them just fell down. But he was laughing when he fell. How little? He was crawling, so, you know, one and a half.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Yeah. Are you? I've done the stroller off the curb. I turned my back to look at a cat and my baby flipped over in the stroller and hit head on the ground. He? Just freak out? Yeah, freaked out. Went to the doctor.
Starting point is 00:07:55 All good. Small fall. Then off the front porch, the youngest one, once again, forgot to lock the stroller brakes, face plant into the mulch. At least mulch isn't concrete. Yeah. And then my middle one, he was off the playground. He was like one and I was tickling him.
Starting point is 00:08:11 and he stepped backwards and fell through the hole and landed on his neck and broke his arm. Whoa. One? Yeah. Because you tickled him? Broke his arm? Yeah, he broke his arm.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Like the cast, he was so small. The cats didn't fit him like it just slid right off. Was there a tremendous guilt on your part? I felt like the designers of the playground I was upset with because there's an opening. There should not be an opening directly behind it. It should be a staggered opening. Or a no tickle sign. Or no tickle sign.
Starting point is 00:08:39 He just got to take one step back. Whoa, there he went. I mean, his head, he flipped over. Feet in the air, landed side of the neck and arm. And he didn't really cry. And we played on the playground for like 20 more minutes. After, with the broken arm. But then I noticed he wasn't like moving his arm.
Starting point is 00:08:56 And I had to go home and say, hey, honey, he fell out the playground. I think we're going to have to go to the yard. Did I freak out? She was like, what do you mean he fell? And I'm like, well, I was doing the tickle thing. And cat ran by. She's like, not the tickle thing. So yeah, I've dropped all three.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Okay, makes me feel a little better Well remember the time my nephew got run over Yeah, like car drove over right? Not by me Yeah, but Amy, we don't We're good Just to clarify
Starting point is 00:09:22 His body was fully run over And it's a miracle Where in the body? His like pelvic area So it missed organs And then I guess at his age Something about the I mean obviously if it had hit organs
Starting point is 00:09:37 It would have been a different story But where it ran over on his body with how the bones are resilient at that age or something. Nothing happened. I mean, of course, they took him to the ER immediately, and he ended up being fine, more just scared because everyone was screaming and freaking out. I saw a story recently.
Starting point is 00:09:55 I forget what celebrity it was, because I didn't plan, this wasn't on my list of things to talk about, where they ran over their kid. Yeah, farmhouse, whatever. Some influence. Yeah, she's a, I saw that too. I don't follow her,
Starting point is 00:10:07 but I just remember it being, I'm reading this book called yesteryear right now, and it's about an influencers that lives on a farm and that's the only reason why I remember. Yeah. Kelly Hopton Jones,
Starting point is 00:10:16 a parenting influencer known as Hillside Farmhouse shared an update after she ran over a 23-month-old son with her car. Is he okay?
Starting point is 00:10:27 Yeah. Yeah, he was in the hospital. And I think this is my memory could be wrong, but I think she was like shooting influencer stuff in the hospital when the kid was in there.
Starting point is 00:10:35 People were like, no, no, no. She was not. I think so. I don't know. I know the book I'm reading is fiction, but that tracks based on what I'm reading.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Hey, I read a, there's a movie. I think maybe Ann Hathaway is the one who optioned it? That's about the book I'm reading. Oh, okay, can I say what the book's about? Yeah. Because I haven't read the book. But it's about an influencer who acts like a trad wife who then gets put back in the 1800s
Starting point is 00:10:59 and actually is a trot wife and has to live the life that she was acting like she was doing. Oh, that's great. Yeah, so the book alternates from present day to the 1800s. And then also, it's loosely based off of the ballerina farms girl who blew up. And I mean, but they also have...
Starting point is 00:11:17 Aren't they super rich? Yes, because she married a JetBlue error. But in the... Hey, look at us, doing a farm. But they got like billions of dollars. Yes, which same thing. In the book I'm reading, she's married to a wealthy politician family. It's good.
Starting point is 00:11:30 It's really good. Yeah, I saw the Ann Hathaway story. That's why Anne Hathaway bought it and is making the movie. You guys can call us. If you ever dropped your kid... But positive outcomes only. Please. Oh, yeah, because unfortunately, we know there are tragic ones.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Like, even when we talk about the runover stories, like I know there's so many people that the outcome wasn't like my nephew and I, my heart breaks. The Goonies guy, too. Hey, you guys. He was dropped. Wait, what? Yeah, that's why he's like that. Really? Is that part of the story?
Starting point is 00:11:55 Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. Sloth? Yeah. Is that at the end? They talk about it. Yeah, how mom dropped him.
Starting point is 00:12:02 She apologized. I'm sorry, I dropped you. That's how he gets all that. Is there a flashback in Goonies to go slow? Okay. You're right. I thought you were talking about in real life, Eddie. I was like...
Starting point is 00:12:10 No, it's an actor. You're talking about the movie, and I do remember that. We have a friend, a close friend of mine, everybody here knows that accidentally ran over their kid, like over their chest, the car, lived. Because it's very rubbery,
Starting point is 00:12:23 it's very cartilagey. You have to tell me who that is. I'll tell you. That's just crazy that a car, a heavy car can go over a body like that and just not... Well, it's also not going like super, super, super, super slow.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Yeah, like my nephew, someone was backing out of a car. parking lot. Yeah, hit us up. 877. Oh, hold on. His mother, Mama Fratelli, dropped him on his head multiple times as a baby's. Lotney Sloth Fertelli. A beloved character from the Goonies.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Hey, you guys. Dang, who even knew? The backstory. I guess you did, huh? I did. 877, Bobby. I want to go to Beth, who is listening to Pennsylvania. Hey, Beth, you're on the show.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Good morning. Good morning. Oh, let's go. Hi, everybody. Hi, what's going on with you? Nothing. I just have a story about dropping my child when he was an infant. All right, please, share.
Starting point is 00:13:16 I did not drop him, however. His dad was holding him, not like you normally should, not supporting his back. He was standing, had his arm up under his bum, and the baby decided to fling himself back, and he kind of went backwards and then a somersaw from about six feet in the air and landed on concrete. He broke his jaw in two places. Oh, my goodness. At three months old. So what was your reaction?
Starting point is 00:13:45 I was inside making a bottle, and all I heard was my mother screaming at the top of her lungs. She comes running in with him and is just like, he just was dropped. And he landed on his head. And had it been like another foot over, he would have like snacked his head off the concrete steps. But I just scooped him up and we called 911 and he ended up going to the children's hospital. And probably the worst thing about it was having CYS involved because they were like, you know, concerned that we did it. I know CPS is protective. What's the Y and child Y services?
Starting point is 00:14:26 Youth. Youth. Children and youth. Yeah. So, yeah, everything was fine. He was, he's 14 now. Not a single thing wrong with him. But, yeah, I guess when they're that young, everything is just so pliable.
Starting point is 00:14:42 They were just like, yeah, he should be fine. You had to have no corrective measures done. They just monitored him, and he was completely normal. I think that's a great story to share because there are probably a lot of parents like me that have very, very young kids and they're either freaking out that I did, by the way, if you're listening, I didn't drop. I'm so concerned about, it's like the number one concern in my life right now is not dropping the baby. And so I'm so focused on it. everything fills off when I walk when I'm holding the baby because I'm just micro movements. So, or if you've dropped your baby, like Amy dropped her niece, she's told us many times.
Starting point is 00:15:17 She's successful now. She's doing great. Yeah, Beth in Pennsylvania dropped her. Her husband, not Beth, her husband dropped the baby. Make sure that's clear. Thank you, Beth. I hope you have an awesome day. Thank you for listening.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Thank you. Bye, guys. Bye. Let's go to Julie, who is on right now. Julie and Little Rock. Hey, Julie, you're on the show. Morning. Hey, morning studio.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Morning. Hey, so mine is not dropping, but once my child, both my kids were old enough to, like, fit up and I'd hold them on my hip, I would hit their head on the door jam all the time. Just not, because they don't, their body doesn't move with you when you walk. It kind of, you know, they're not holding themselves fully up. So you've got to be very careful of that. You know, a couple giggles in the room, but I already feel that because if I'm holding her laying down, like after she eats, I have to hold her up. because this shouldn't spit up. But if I'm holding her, she's laying down,
Starting point is 00:16:10 her head is out longer than my body. So I've been very aware not to hit her head. It's not been, I'm not going to say it's been super close, but it's got to the point where I have to think about it. So Julie reminds me of me of me, oh, it reminds me of, like, you used those old videos of like the construction workers and they got the log on their shoulder
Starting point is 00:16:25 and they're turning around. They're almost hitting people in the head. Yeah. That's almost what it feels like with a baby when I'm walking around with it. So, yeah, that's good. That's good. Haven't done it yet.
Starting point is 00:16:33 I'm sure. I can tell my wife, it's a numbers game. something's going to happen. She's like, I wish you would stop saying that. I'm like, I'm not going to make it happen, but it's a numbers game. Something is going to happen. And I'll tell her, Julie and Little Rocks that we're all good. Right, Julie?
Starting point is 00:16:48 Perfect. There you go. Hey, Julie, thank you for listening. Hope you have an awesome day. You too. Bye. There's a call. I mean, some of these are crazy.
Starting point is 00:16:59 But they ended well, so. Yeah. You know they did. That was the rule to call. I hope. One of them, one of them, is crazy. I think it ended well, but it's not pretty.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Do you want this one or not? Yeah. I'm telling you it's kind of, it's hardcore. What do they do? Chop a handoff? Dang, you want hardcore. Oh, that was real hardcore. Okay, we'll see so now it won't be that bad.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Chloe, let's go to Chloe in Wichita, please. Chloe, you're on the show. Thank you for calling. Hello, this is Emily. Chloe's mom. Emily, Chloe's mom. Okay, Emily, thank you for calling. Will you tell them your story?
Starting point is 00:17:33 Yes, and it is gory. But Chloe's my fourth baby. She was my little girl. I had in November. And I went to use the restroom and my husband walked out of the room. And our five-year-old picked up our two-month-old at the time. And we just heard a huge crash. So she actually dropped out of his arms on the floor, which he's not very tall.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Again, he's five. But she ended up fracturing her school. So obviously we're in the hospital, you know, doing all the tests. what I think of is the guy from the Goonies, too. That's what she's going to turn into. But no, totally fine. She did fracture her school. She'll have a little dent in her school until either it pops out or her hair covers it eventually.
Starting point is 00:18:17 So she's totally fine. Just a normal baby now she's four months old. They can pop a dent out of a skull like a car that's been bumped into. I think in one of those suction cut things go, they pull a dent out of a car. Well, she said the dent is still there unless it pops out. It's on its own. I know. I'm just saying that it pops.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Do one minute do you hear, I go, I can't imagine it's a slow, like, it's slowly just, you know. Emily, that's crazy that her skull was fractured. I had to assume you guys are freaking out for a long time. A long time. Still freaking out, but it's just, you know, made us more aware and more careful. And he
Starting point is 00:18:53 is, my five-year-old, my son, he is just extra careful now. So, we're thankful. So it busted open. Her school actually Because no skin or anything was, you know, broken. It's just kind of caved in a little bit on one side. That is crazy. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Very scary. You guys don't really tell the five-year-old. You don't think about telling the five-year-old. Like, hey, don't pick up the baby, all right? You just assume they're not going to do that. I don't know. I don't have five-year-old. Yeah, you assume.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Yeah. Emily, thank you for sharing your story. I'm glad everything's okay. Appreciate that. Thank you. All right, bye. See, public service. It's public service.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Crap happens. And not all crap ends up being crap in the end. Sometimes the kid you drop ends up graduate from Colorado. Yeah. Business degree. With a business degree. She's thriving. He has a boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Yep. That's really good. Yeah, she's doing great. All right, thank you. All right, let's do stories. I'll go first. The FAA is investigating a close call between two Southwest Airlines planes at the Nashville International Airport.
Starting point is 00:19:56 They almost hit each other. Okay, this feels a little too close to home. Well, yeah, it's right down the road. Because I have. They literally gets close to your home. Well, I mean, not just the... On the nose there. Not just the Nashville part, but the southwest part.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Like, I'm literally booked on a southwest flight to Austin, and now what? Flight 507 executed a go-around while attempting to land amid gusty winds, and during that maneuver, air traffic control issued instructions that placed the plane in the path of another southwest flight taking off from a parallel runway. At their closest point, the two planes were separated by just 500 feet vertically. on board collision avoidance systems on both planes activated and both flights ultimately landed and departed with that incident. ABC News.
Starting point is 00:20:40 My addition here is, I bet you this stuff happens more than we think there are systems on the planes to make sure it doesn't happen. It didn't happen. But because in the news, we have everything hitting everything on runways, tarmacs, airports, that this is a news worthy item because of the other stories. We don't hear about all the close calls. This was a close call. This wasn't even a call.
Starting point is 00:21:01 It was a close call. So I get it. So you're saying that there's always close calls that we don't hear about because that scares me even more. I'm saying every close call we don't hear about because they're only close calls. That is not newsworthy unless there's news that leads into this, that funnels this to us. Like this is news because the-Liguardy or JFK. Yeah, the fire truck. And the other one, they hit the UPS plan.
Starting point is 00:21:28 All those stories make this a story. there are close calls at every airport, I bet you daily. Well, again, this one's just a little too close. To home. That's correct. Right down the road. Yes, Morgan. I will say I had, that was the weekend I had a lot of family flying. And all of their flights got delayed, like, multiple.
Starting point is 00:21:45 They were all flying Southwest into and out of Nashville. And it was because there were not enough air traffic control employees. So, like, that was also coinciding with this. I do think there's something going on with that. All right, guys. What? What's up? Too close to home.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Move your home. That's what I always say. It's too close to home. Move your home. Yeah, move further away from the airport. No, but like how, is every day the staffing situation different? How can we check in? Are we fully staffed today?
Starting point is 00:22:12 How are we doing? What they're recommending now is driving. Well, when you get to the airport, cross your fingers. Like as soon as you walk in, they recommend everybody that's coming in and cross your fingers for luck. And just hope there's enough staff and they're paying attention out there. When you actually go through the TSA, they want you to cross your fingers for luck. Are your fingers crossed? Okay, go on through.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Because you need it. All right, there's my story. Amy. So Todd Crisley is being sued by a former government employee who was awarded $75,000. Todd Crisley is being sued by a government employee and that employee was awarded money? Yes, because he trashed her on social media back in the days. And she hasn't received her money yet, but she was awarded this in court. So now TMZ is reporting on it.
Starting point is 00:23:02 You're telling me that Crisleys are shady with money. Stop the presses. This is too close to home. According to TMZ, documents say that Amy Dordy Hines, who worked as a tax official for the Georgia Department of Revenue, is making moves to collect on the judgment that she won against Todd Crisley. She filed docs in Tennessee where she believes Todd and his family currently live, which they do.
Starting point is 00:23:25 And she wants to collect the six figures that she is owed. and she said that Todd attacked her, falsely accused her of committing crimes back in 2020 following an investigation into Todd and his wife, we know they went to jail. Lungebox? They were convicted. Yeah, they were convicted. Yeah, they got out because of a relationship with the president. Yeah, they got pardoned by Trump.
Starting point is 00:23:43 They didn't do anything right. Nothing was, they were not letting. It's crazy. Yeah, it is pretty crazy. But the thing is, because he said everything, he falsely accused her of all this stuff online and she was awarded it, I'm like, yeah. my question is, how is she going to get her money? She's going to have to go to court.
Starting point is 00:24:02 They're going to have to go and take the wages. But she's going to go to court and said. I know. But now they have to. So that court says you win this money. They have to pay it. Now there's a different court that says, okay, you haven't paid it. We'll have to take it. Or if you don't pay it, you go back to jail.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Which will just be a cycle. They'll go back to jail. Hey, let them out. They're my friends. So eventually, like this happens a lot in like paternity or like parent. Child support cases. Thank you. where they're not paying the money, so they just take it out.
Starting point is 00:24:30 They garnished the wages. So it's something similar, or if you don't, there'll be a penalty. Okay. Yeah, and then also just note to self, yeah, if you, he launched this social media campaign against her and then none of it was true. I guess because she worked for the Department of Revenue. Remember, they were making all these claims against them, and this was when they were actively fighting.
Starting point is 00:24:53 They were convicted of bank fraud, conspiracy to defraud the United States and tax evasion. And somehow she wasn't even on the case, but he picked her out of it because I guess he thought she was maybe the main person and slandered her. And then she won, which is just a reminder. That's why we always use allegedly. I said a couple days ago, per se. Pinned and allegedly to everything I say for the rest of my life. I think, you know, how we do the thing that goes, guaranteed human. We should be every podcast or anything we put up.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Bobby says allegedly. That should run at the same time. The crazy thing is when Todd came in here and filled him for lunchbox when lunchbox was out because he had a baby and we had people filling in. He was so nice. Yeah, he's great. I've spent a few different instances with him. No, he's so nice.
Starting point is 00:25:42 No one's arguing that. I know. It's really hard for me to believe that they committed these money crimes. It's just sneaky money crimes. Yeah, money crimes don't mean you're mean. This means you like money. But they broke the law. And then they got out because of a friendship.
Starting point is 00:25:59 That's why, like, if you're not connected, you don't get out. You don't get out of jail. A lot of people in prison, not connected. They didn't get out. Well, it just irritated me is when they used, like, Christian music to play as they're coming out of prison. Like, God, allow this to come out. That's not what happened.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Well, is it because they still maintain their innocence? It doesn't matter. What do you mean? Well, because if, because in their delusional mind, if, allegedly, they are innocent, like, then, then, yeah, They do. No, they're not innocent. I don't think in their mind, if they don't feel like they did anything wrong or they are being wrongly accused of certain things, then, then, and they're now out of jail.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Like, I would be like, thank you, Lord. Because they think they're. I don't think they think. I don't think they probably know. They probably just. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. I believe people when they say something.
Starting point is 00:26:50 But I think publicly they probably say, hey, we're innocent. But when they're at home, they're probably like, man, dude. I bet they don't even go out. We did it. I thought about it. Yeah, we did it. You don't think they talk about it? No way.
Starting point is 00:26:58 There's no way. I'd be worried there's a bug. Yeah. Like somebody's always lives in. Yeah, that's why I feel like at home they're like, we are. But it doesn't matter. They're pardoned. They can talk about it all they want.
Starting point is 00:27:07 They just go like, we're not talking about that. We don't talk about that. So if you're pardoned, like if they get busted with this again, like. If there's a new element that's introduced. Yeah, you can't double jeopardy somebody. You can be like, I know, we're already pardoned. Yeah. Well, you can if it's like the same exact thing.
Starting point is 00:27:23 You can go after them for the same exact thing. If you find something new, it's like if somebody is found, you can't double double jeopardy. It's like you can't get tried again about the same thing. If they've already found you to not be guilty. It's a version of that. But you could, I guess, if you take on to civil or something. And that I have a dojay. Yeah, but there's no civil being.
Starting point is 00:27:40 In this case, there's no civil because this is like against institution. Oh. Well, anyway, Amy wants her money. Amy, uh, Dordy Heinz. Justice for Amy. Both of them. She wants her 750. $55,000.
Starting point is 00:27:55 All Amy, screw it. And it's like, how do they come up with that exact number? By the way, allegedly, everything I just said, allegedly. Don't know anything. Except for that he's nice. He was nice. He was super nice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Okay. Launchbox. Yeah, there was a dumpster company in California. They rent out dumpsters. You know, if you're cleaning out your house, whatever. And this one homeowner rented a dumpster. And they kept saying, hey, you need to pay the rental fee. You need to pay the rental fee.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Never paid it. So they went and picked up the dumpster. And before they left, They dumped all the trash in the driveway. Boom. Empty the dumpster right back on their driveway. That's a lot. I need to do that.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Well, I guess, yeah, they didn't pay, huh? Yeah. And the trash is the homeowners, not the company, so they're not going to let you use it for free, so they dumped it all out and drove away. That's tough. Do you get littering, a littering charge then? Because you're the one who actually dumped the trash out.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Right. Hmm? Well, it's like, it's not, to me it looked like stuff. Oh, it wasn't trash. I mean, it looks like trash stuff. Like everything. Like if. But it's still junk.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Like you're still littering if you just throw it on the street. But they sat there. I mean, it was pretty much full and they just sat there and I feel bad for the neighbors. I get it. Do you see a video of the helicopter? And they were throwing all that money of the helicopter.
Starting point is 00:29:10 What? No. Okay. There was a video. I saw it Daily Mail yesterday. Guy died in his entire life savings. They had them thrown out of a helicopter. And people were just catching it.
Starting point is 00:29:20 That's crazy. It's not for real. It's got to be. Is it? It wasn't AI. I was watching people. Now I'm the one that's like body. It had a source.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I mean, the Daily Mail wasn't one of the story. Were they all ones? A Michigan man known for his generosity and made one final jaw-dropping gesture to thank his community by literally making it rain cash from a helicopter at his own funeral.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Daryl Thomas, a beloved car wash owner in Detroit, died of Alzheimer's at 58. He was laid to rest. and it looks like that's what I mean I'm looking at it and there's a story So is the day of his funeral
Starting point is 00:29:59 That's cool That is so cool No I don't think that's the case I thought you said One final thing at his funeral Hold on It says from a helicopter At his own funeral
Starting point is 00:30:07 Yeah but then he said he died Oh so this This must have happened to be I think we talked about it as a while back Yeah I just reposted the video I saw it pop up again I was like dang
Starting point is 00:30:16 That's so cool It's posted it yesterday But also when you hear They posted it again yesterday Yeah Man they're just farming too huh They do it go viral again. When you hear car wash owner, do you think, what's the front?
Starting point is 00:30:27 No, they make a lot of money. No, she's saying like you're, you're, why laundering? Laundering money. Breaking bad. I think the mattress ones, whenever I see mattress places, I'm like, Oh, no, just because of breaking bad, I'm like, car washes, chicken, restaurants. There are so many mattress places like near me. That don't sell mattresses.
Starting point is 00:30:44 No, they all have mattresses in them. But nobody, I don't know how many, how many mattresses do you need? How many stores are there? How many people are there for each store? Right. But also, when's the last time you bought a mattress from a mattress store? I do, I do. Well, I go in.
Starting point is 00:30:59 It means like every Thursday. You go in? I endorse for mattress for a minute. It means like mattress Monday. We always go in. It's you have, wait, why would you not go in? Because you want to lay down on all of them. No, but how often is a question?
Starting point is 00:31:11 Yeah, it's like a once every 15 year, 10 year thing, 15, 20. Yeah, well, when you get divorced and you lose your mattress. But that's like two times. I mean, you haven't had to go often. Well, yeah, but I guess I guess I, went with my kids. Every seven to 10 years, me saying 15, 20 years feels like that mattress maybe a little old. We have new ones now, but I don't, I wouldn't have thought it was seven to 10 years. Yeah, I guess I went a lot in the last few years, yes, because we were, we divided up assets.
Starting point is 00:31:37 And then I was like, okay, the kids are now in my house. So they got to go pick out new beds. So we laid on, we got to lay down and figure out which one. Because we all, like, I want a firm one. And my daughter likes a soft one. Like the one she picked out, I'm like, that just does not feel good to me. me, but that's the thing. Like, everybody likes something different. Amen. So you've got to lay on them. Amen.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Morgan's story. Okay, so I have nine celebrities that have crazy side hustles. I'll take three. You'll take three. No, you're on all nine? You can go ahead. Yeah, I know. Morgan's like, I have 31 celebrities.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Well, it kind of started out because Nicole Kimman is studying to become a death dula. That's where this article kind of comes from. So she's one of them. Do you guys know that story? No, I don't know what a dula. Death Dula is. She helps people through the grieving process of death. But like, who's she going to help her friends? Are you kidding me? Somebody dies and Nicole Kimman's going to show up and soothe you. That would be cool. Could you imagine? I'd be distracted for a while. Yeah, for sure. I'd be like, Days of Thunders here. This is odd. Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait. So hold on. Death Dula. I mean, I'm thinking, is she working with the family or the person that's going to die? With the family. So it started out of her mom passing and she felt like her mom was super lonely, but her. Her. family can only provide so much support for the mom during that process. So she feels like a death
Starting point is 00:32:56 dula coming in to be able to kind of be this solo person to be able to help in the gaps for the family that's going through it. So it is for the person dying. Yeah. To like kind of be a support system. That's what hospice is. I don't know that hospice is as like warming all the time if you will. Yeah, they are. Oh yeah. I think that's what my experience. I think a lot of hospices too can feel. But you have it in your home. Yeah, but we're talking about if they go to a hospice. Yeah, but I've been to a hospice house too. I'm sure when you're there, it's great. Yeah. It's like we go to like an old folks home. I'm sure when you're there on the tour, they're like, look at this, everything's amazing. So like when you leave, it's like Ben Stiller and frigging, or whatever. Oh, no, happy go more.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Happy go more. Happy go more. Happy go more. Yeah, lady. Go to sleep or I'll put you to sleep. That's what it's like when you ain't there. Yeah, but how crazy if Nicole Kidman shows up. That'd be awesome. I agree. That'd be crazy. You have eight others? Yeah, I have another. Seth Rogan sells ceramics.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Like he makes them and sells them? Yeah, he makes them and he sells them, which I thought was really cool. Nick Offerman from the office has a woodworking business. He's on a whole show on that. He's really good at that stuff. Yeah, he talked a lot about it, and he's been doing it since he was a kid, so he kind of created a whole business around it. And then Paul Rudd and his wife own a candy shop with Hillary Burton and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Oh, that's cool. Jeffrey Dina Morgan from Walking Dead. That's what I know I'm mostly from. Negan. Negan, yeah. What else? And she's from One Tree Hill. You're doing Steve Carell? Yeah, Steve Carell and his wife own a general store in Massachusetts. So it was about to shut down and it was one of their favorite stores. So they decided to buy it. We almost bought the Yum Yum shop at Mountain Vine twice. We didn't. Somebody else got it and I think is running it now. We just don't want it to die. So my wife and I went and looked at it and walked to. around. We're like, should we buy this and like hire somebody to keep it up? We thought, let's just see what, like give it 30, 60 days. And someone else came in to buy it. Thank God. We almost bought that. We were going to be on this list, but we didn't do it. We didn't do it. But it's still around. So somebody bought it. Everybody's got it now. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Like we did the whole thing. Went through all the equipment. Did a whole like appraisal. We were going to buy the Yum Yum Shop and Mountain Pine. That's the only business there, that and now Dollar General. That's it. No other business is really a Mountain Pine. What does the Yum Yum Shop was a place you could just get food. It was like a restaurant. Oh, I definitely thought it was like dessert or sweets or something. Yeah, sounds like an ice cream. They did have an ice cream machine, but it was his hamburgers and hot dogs stuff that you could easily make. It was pretty close to the school.
Starting point is 00:35:31 So you leave school, yum yum shop is open, that kind of thing. You got anybody else? Yeah, I got one more. And this one isn't surprising. We've already gone through nine? Oh, because some of them are couples. I've left a few out just that we don't really know. No, we've got to do nine now.
Starting point is 00:35:42 You're almost there. Yeah, we're committed. Okay, fine. So did anybody watch the one battle after another movie? Yes, great movie. So Tiana Taylor's in that. She went back to culinary school. I didn't know if she was a singer.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Pretty cool. Like a real one. Like has success being an artist. I didn't know that. And she's a cook. And now she's about to be a cook. Okay, what else? Lucy Liu, she was in the act.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Lou, is it Lou? She's in Kill Bill. And she has a bunch of artwork. Charlie's Angels. Yeah. She has a bunch of, she's a world-renowned artist now and has a bunch of her art in museums. You wouldn't know Lucy Lou. I completely forgive you for mispronouncing her name because that was before you.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Yeah, I think I've watched Kill Bill, but I think that's all I really... But even with the Charlie's Angel song, Destiny's Child goes, Lucy Lou. Oh, yeah, they do say her name of that. I don't even think I know that song. You do. My, my bills. Not the same song. Yeah, Lucy Lou.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Yes, it is. You don't pay him a telephone bill? No. I know it's on it. Go ahead. Lucy Lou. Lizzie Lou. My girl Drew.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Cameron D. And Destiny, Charlie's Angels. Come on. Who seems this song? Destiny's child. It is. I don't think. Okay, I'm going to have to go listen.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Yeah. Is that? You. Huh. Me. Oh, no. Am I doing payment telephone bills? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:13 So you keep doing bills. Okay. Never mind. Sorry. It goes. Tell me. I don't know, man. I do know that part.
Starting point is 00:37:24 But that's Lucy Lou. Okay, yeah, I didn't know her. And then we got Venus Williams who owns an interior design business. I guess I didn't know that. Tell me what you think about me. I buy my own thaws and I buy my own teeth. No?
Starting point is 00:37:37 I don't. No, no, no, no, no, no. The shoes on my feet. I bought them. The ice on my veil. I bought them. I bought them. Because I depend on.
Starting point is 00:37:48 I depend on. All the women who independent Throw your hands up at me That's it Okay, I do know that song Lucy Lou My girl Drew Cameron D and Destiny
Starting point is 00:38:00 Charlie's Angels Come on All right And last one Jeff Goldblum is Who? Goldblum? Yeah
Starting point is 00:38:07 He leads a jazz band Which doesn't shock me I feel like he's super theatrical There you go Is that all nine? Yeah, that's all nine Good job Nailed it
Starting point is 00:38:16 Eddie Oh so there was a a circus in Russia. Just crazy. You saw this? Friken tiger. They did. So, Amy, so this, there's like three tigers and a, whatever, tiger tamer in there, like,
Starting point is 00:38:31 in this cage. And the top falls and the net comes down and the tigers are just like, what? No cage? One of them just goes out in the crowd. There's people there. Everyone is in there. There's no barrier anymore. It falls.
Starting point is 00:38:44 And the tiger's just roaming around people and people are like, oh, what do we do? Tiger is next to us. So what are you supposed to do? Well, some leave and run. Some are like, huh. They're confused. Some just sit there. Here's the thing about that tiger.
Starting point is 00:38:58 You're just chilling. The tiger was not like mad. Just curious. No. Actually went to the back of the tent and just kind of chilled back there. Allowed everyone to slowly get out of the tent. And then they got the tiger back. Unless you're threatened or hurt or hungry, you're just not going to attack.
Starting point is 00:39:14 And luckily that tiger didn't feel threatened by the people. Yeah. Well, sometimes tigers go tiger. They do. But this tiger just wanted to sit in the crowd. Just think you're going to a circus. Like, I don't want to watch. Well, first of all, I just think you're in Russia.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Okay. That's dangerous. Dude, that video was crazy. It was crazy. Yeah, it was a crazy one. All right. Why don't we take a break? You guys feel good about a break?
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Starting point is 00:42:58 We had a break off because we had a couple meetings. and then we came back again, live again. So if you want to watch it live, just be sure to hit that alert. You get the alerts when we could go live. A couple things that I made notes about. Amy, so you left yesterday. And Eddie was like, oh, I meant to ask her about something.
Starting point is 00:43:13 I'm kind of freaked out. And so I told him what it was because he was freaking out. What? When you text him, you said, hey, did you mean to send that to everyone? I even meant to address it yesterday. So, but he was concerned. So I saw a prank online.
Starting point is 00:43:29 where you're supposed to text your coworkers and just say, did you mean to send that to the whole group? And then you just wait for them to reply. And he replied back, he's like, send what? And then I was just like to our BBS, like group thread. And then I didn't really have anything else after that because I, he wasn't really.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Yeah, so then she ghosted me. Yeah. That's part of the prank then. Yeah, because I didn't really know what to say. But like, what were you freaking out about? I didn't freak out. Let me tell. What did you send?
Starting point is 00:43:58 Exactly. No, no, see. Exactly. I don't understand the point of the prank. I don't know how it's supposed to, what it's supposed to do. I should have done it like right after. No, it really left a lasting impression. Yeah, let me tell you what it did.
Starting point is 00:44:11 But the problem is I did it on a weekend and I should have done it while we're at work and emails and texts are flowing because then you think, I don't know. Well, we were driving like my wife and I and I in the family and so I was like, that's kind of weird. She's like what? My wife's like, what, what? Maybe he just sent me a text that said, you know, Did you mean to send that to everyone? And she's like, what did you send?
Starting point is 00:44:34 And I'm like, no, no, no, no. I didn't send anything. And then my wife starts thinking like, did you send something inappropriate to everyone? And I'm like, no, you're not understanding. Like, I didn't send anything. So then my wife's thinking I'm sending like nasty picks to the group or something. So it actually worked, Amy. Like Amy.
Starting point is 00:44:52 It worked. You want to start a fight in my family? Why do you have nasty pictures at all, though? Yeah, like, why would that be your go-to? Why would you send a nasty picture to the group? Well, what else would you refer to? You could be like, oh, like our boss sucks. I'd be like, did you mean to send that to the whole group?
Starting point is 00:45:08 But instead you went dirty pick? Remember that time when Morgan took a picture of me and I had a banana and two eggs? My wife's like, you got to take that down. And I'm like, take what down? You didn't even know that. No, she thought I was doing wiener things. And I'm like, I'm not doing that. Oh, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:45:24 My bad. That's not what I meant. I just was, I saw it. And then I So I said it But what's the point? Like what's the reaction You're supposed to get?
Starting point is 00:45:31 You're just supposed to see who's like It's a blank canvas man You can cast a wide net Like sing it to And you see what happens And watch the art And then someone might be like Oh my gosh
Starting point is 00:45:41 No And then you're like Well what was it? Yeah Like you right now I was like What did I say? Eddie's back at it again
Starting point is 00:45:50 Oh what's he going to donate I forgot what I wrote this about Oh probably giving Loving I'm not donating No Amy this is from you Eddie's back at it again. Oh, I know what this is.
Starting point is 00:45:59 I don't know why I had that written down. Oh, I'll tell you. I'll send inappropriate pictures. A second one? No, he's back at trying to sabotage me again because he sent me another bird article and after he sent the link, he just said double down. It's a good one, dude. Like go on the podcast and do the bird article again.
Starting point is 00:46:15 And I'm like, I will never make that my story of the day again, although I did read the article and I did find it interesting. See? What was the headline? The headline. Nine bird side hustles. No. People who put up bird and squirrel feeders in their yards usually share rare personality traits.
Starting point is 00:46:35 And I was thinking of everybody in this room, Eddie and I, I think, are the only ones who... Anyone else have feeders? Bird feeders? No, just us. So just us. So I have the traits, and you all can see if Eddie and I have them. This is awesome, Amy. What are the traits?
Starting point is 00:46:49 Okay. Naturally feel empathy for living things. That's everybody. No, you... That's 90% of people. almost nobody's going to go, I don't have empathy for living things. Okay. It's like saying, I like music.
Starting point is 00:47:01 And so it's everybody else. My dad didn't like music. How about this one? Most people do. Calm down with how you're acting because I've only said one trait and you freaked out. This is so dumb. Because the next one is more patient than most people. Oh my gosh, we're so patient.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Way more patient than these people. I know. You want to kill the bit already. Can't even get through it. That's not about patience. That's about judgment. Enjoy observing before reacting. Love that.
Starting point is 00:47:24 I love response. instead of reacting. I love it. I'm more of a reaction guy. Really enjoy getting a good reaction. And you don't have a feeder either. Spend time reflecting in quiet moments. I love quiet.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Two more, two more. They like caring for something outside themselves. Family. We have kids. And then finally, people that have feeders in their yard tend to appreciate slower, quieter routines. That's us. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:52 I will say, though, that I did try to shoot a squirrel. the other day just because they were eating in your yard? No, that is not naturally feeling empathy for... No, but also, you're in a neighborhood. Don't be shooting... With what, though? Pellie gun? Okay. Yeah, yeah. That's cruel. And it was just in the butt.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Just so they wouldn't eat the bird feed because they eat all the bird feed. I was mostly worried about you shooting a gun in your neighborhood more than I am about what. No, no. There were kids shooting guns in my neighborhood. I told them to stop. I saw him. It was a while back. Like gun guns? No, no, like BB guns.
Starting point is 00:48:20 And they were shooting birds. I'm like, don't be doing that in the neighborhood. But squirrel's eating food. The feed's expensive, man. So, like, you see a squirrel filling up his cheeks with all those seeds and nuts. I'm like, no, you're not doing that. Not for you? Can't sit here? It's not for you, man. So I shot him in the butt. Okay. So, yeah, he told me to double down, so I did. You did. Good job, Amy. Is this gonna, like, come back to... Amy, did you like the story? I loved it. See? That's all it matter. I guess I just have trouble with stories where they just generically associate really common things
Starting point is 00:48:58 with different personality traits when they really go with like 80% of the personality traits that's my problem with looking at the stars and being like oh you're going to have a good day today but when you think about the star stuff isn't it crazy how complicated
Starting point is 00:49:14 it all is? What? The solar system? I love that you called it star stuff no no no I'm talking about astrology astronomy or astrology? Astrology. Okay, astrology, not a believer in? I know you're not.
Starting point is 00:49:28 No scientific, astronomy, yes. Yes, astronomy, yes. I'm talking, that's why I called it Star Stuff, because I was bringing it down to the level and probably. I said Star Bolsh. Yeah. Oh, God, it, God, so not constellations, but like horoscopes. No, I wasn't saying planets and stuff.
Starting point is 00:49:47 No, I was saying Star stuff, like astrology. For it being hogwash, it's very, complex. What's your point? Well, I'm just like somebody spent a lot of time figuring out the houses and the moon, like, because there's houses. It's a lot of people over a lot of years building on other people's bullcrap. Someone just didn't come up with all at once. They started stupid astrology hundreds of years ago and they just keep building
Starting point is 00:50:17 stuff out and new people have new theories. There is no scientific evidence at all to support astrology. They've done testing. They've done studies where astrologers have attempted to map traits and personality tests and astrology does not perform better than a written downpiece paper where you answer scientific questions about yourself. But maybe it's something you can't explain like fate. I mean I guess there are biblical accounts. You know what if people that have faith in astrology, I think that's pretty stupid. Yeah, I get it. It's just I think a lot of faith though if you're using like the Bible there's historical. That's what I said. There's actual events and accounts.
Starting point is 00:50:52 But why are we comparing this to bird feeders? Like that's different. No, I just compare the stories where they just give just straight you must be like this if you like this if you you must like to open your eyes and look at people if you like a cardinal well and i'm like no a lot of people a lot of like to open their eyes and look at people blue jays yeah astrology does the same thing like you're giving you're a torus shut out yeah yeah yeah like your sign i mean people i have some friends they're very into that and they're like uh typical torus and then they'll start dating a guy and they'll be like I love it, he's a Capricorn. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:51:26 so no, you're not going to date him? Because of Capricorn behavior. I have no people in my life like that. That are that hardcore about that. And if they worry, you get them out of your life? Probably. What? Come on.
Starting point is 00:51:40 No, you wouldn't. If they really, really believed it, that means there are other things in our life that they feel that way about too. And that's probably not just going to run. Yeah, but like, if that's what they're into, like, why are you going to let it, like, burn your biscuit? But if it's a hobby, that's great. I have no problem with that.
Starting point is 00:51:50 But if, like, they're super into it. That means there are other things in their lifestyle that probably aren't going to roll with me either. We got crystals you're praying to? What's next? They probably do. Anyway, Morgan's going to... Are you going to fly Contour Airlines?
Starting point is 00:52:06 I never heard of Contour Airlines. I'm thinking about it. So it popped up for my... In this day and age? I don't even know what it is. I'm never even heard of it. Right. So it's a regional airline, I guess,
Starting point is 00:52:17 and it's connected to American. I don't know. It popped up. Like, I've been watching a Google flight tracker of like just check. flights and prices. Is it a real... Because American Eagle is a version of America.
Starting point is 00:52:29 It's American. It's the regional carrier. But this feels like a different airline completely. It does. But I had posted about it because I was curious and a bunch of people have flown it. And I guess it's just at smaller airports instead of at like major airports where it like it can take off from a major airport and land in a smaller airport because it's a smaller plane. Can I read you what it says?
Starting point is 00:52:49 Yeah. Contor Airlines is generally considered a safe. legitimate regional carrier. General. That word generally scares the crap out of me. What on earth? It scares me too. This is why I'm asking.
Starting point is 00:53:00 I've never flown in. I hadn't even heard of it, but it's a really cheap flight. Contour Airlines operates as a regional carrier focusing on connecting smaller cities to major hubs, Charlotte, Nashville, Phoenix, and Chicago. I guess it's a smaller plane?
Starting point is 00:53:15 I don't know. I never. So it's like just pretend you're flying private. Right. So you still have to go through that. Oh, I know. I'm telling, the way I psych my out when I have to get on a plane that looks like this. I just googled it. It looks cool.
Starting point is 00:53:27 I just am like... Is it smaller than one of those like regional like American? American Eagle is the American Airlines. But it's like if you like in the movies, if you look at like when they're flying a private plane. It's smaller than that then. How many seats on it? I don't know. But it's probably maybe a little bigger. But my point is I do this to myself. When I'm at a small airport and I have to go board a small plane, I just, I'm like, You act like you're a movie star or something? I'm like, she put sunglasses on, acts like she's.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I'm like, this plane is fine. No pictures. Nothing to see here. I'm just boarding my private plane because psychologically it just like helps me pretend like I'm like I'm, you know, because it feels 30 seats. I'm sure it's. But this looks like. I'm sure it's safe. My point is if this is somebody's private plane, you'd be like sweet jet.
Starting point is 00:54:20 If it was somebody's private plane, it would be massive. Well, yeah. I've never been on a private plane. private plane as big as these are. Yeah, I guess. Like 30 cedars. Elvis had one of those. It's massive.
Starting point is 00:54:29 So I feel like that's what one of these regional jets are underneath. I just have never heard of that airline. Yeah. I mean, obviously, when I'm playing pretend, I'm a very successful person getting on my private plane. Y'all don't ever do that. That would suck if you play pretend and you only have, like, mediocre success. You're like, I'm going to do my fantasy.
Starting point is 00:54:47 And it's like your fantasy is only like dupes, like fake bags. Well, it doesn't work if you're like on an hour. actual, what do they call the thing that can bridgeway, like when you're on a bridgeway walking on a southwest, that doesn't work. It's when you have to be at the tiny airports walking on the tarmac to a jet.
Starting point is 00:55:06 You're very scared to get on. You're just psychologically, you're like... I have done that. Like, you know, when you get out of those and they have the big staircase that goes up, I always feel like I'm the Beatles, you know, like a wave. People coming out. That's usually only in other countries. No, L.A.
Starting point is 00:55:21 No, you're doing in other countries. Other countries, to walk on the tarmac? No. To do the stairs out of a plane? No, no, I do that. I've never done that on like a Southwest flight or anything. Oh, no, no, not Southwest. They're the little jumpers.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Yeah. Like Durango, Colorado. Never. Really? It's a cool feeling. I even did the, I'm not a crook. You're talking about big stairs. I mean, I fly private, so that's a lot, but that's small stairs.
Starting point is 00:55:44 But I'm talking about when you come out of like the, I've never done that. Unless it's in another country. And I have, in every country I've done it, you do that. You don't even go to the airport and go through the thing like we have in America. that connects? The jetway. It's all down the stairs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:56 You guys. They do it in Hawaii and they put a lay on you when you get off and you get to be on the tarmac in your lay. Yeah. But I'm sure that happened to you. Me, I just connected up in Hawaii and walked right through the... I know, because I've seen that in movies where they get out of the plane. I didn't get laid.
Starting point is 00:56:09 It just depends what gate you're at. Yeah, or if you flew contour or not. Or what airline? Yeah, did they have a budget for the lays that day? So I should or I shouldn't because that's... I would. Just do it. It looks as safe.
Starting point is 00:56:23 is if you're flying, like, when you fly to New York from Nashville, you fly the American Eagle, which is American Airlines, but it's a smaller plane, the regional jet. So it's that plane. Yeah, but it's just like, you know. Can't control that. That's why Southwest is the whole thing. Like, it's always the same size plane. Like, that's one of their selling points. You never get on one of these little planes. That's what this plane is, is one of those bigger littles. You ever been on a little plane? Like an eagle? Oh, you for sure have. Oh, you for sure.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Oh, you never had one. Wichita. Wichita is probably only those. One seat on one side and then two on the other. I think, well, normally I fly southwest out of Wichita. That's a good point. You got me there. Sorry about that. It's okay. But there was one when I flew from home when I was going on my trip overseas and I did fly on like a little teeny tiny one. And it was kind of scary. Yeah, if you're in another country, right.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Well, I was here. Do you think people say that about America now? Because we're like in the news all the time. They're like, be careful getting on a plane over there. Because I feel like that's what we have been able to say about other places. And now people can say that about us. Yeah, I feel like there's a pretty wild portrait of America, outside of America, with the guns. And we're always like, this country's so unsafe.
Starting point is 00:57:28 And it's like, we got more guns. We got more shootings than anybody else. Speaking of you. We have no idea. Like, we need to hold a mirror up. Did you see that guy in Mexico? I need you to elaborate. Was this a pyramid?
Starting point is 00:57:40 Yeah. Yeah. Did we talk about it? I don't know where this story is. Okay, a guy is at a pyramid shows up. Tourists are there and he starts shooting. One Canadian person maybe is the fatality and then others
Starting point is 00:57:55 a dozen others injured It's so terrible You see them just come up at the pyramid And people are just there touring the pyramid In Mexico? Yeah, Mexico City Why do you think that is? My understanding, which I'm sure is
Starting point is 00:58:11 extremely shallow, is that cartel don't shoot on normal people? For the most part, no. Not like that. Maybe just a deranged person. Is this cartel related? I don't know, but I automatically go cartel when I think Mexican gun violence.
Starting point is 00:58:25 What do we think it is? I just kept seeing gunmen, gunmen, and I feel like if it was cartel, they would say a cartel gunman. An armed man standing atop one of the historic Tio-Tican pyramids opened fire on tourists, killing one Canadian, leaving at least 13 people injured.
Starting point is 00:58:47 The shooter has been identified as 27-year-old Julio Cesar Haso of Mexico. Is that rare for Mexico City? Because honestly, that's not that rare here. There was another one where dude killed eight kids this weekend. Oh my gosh. It was just a blub of a story because it happens in America so much.
Starting point is 00:59:01 I know. But, and it was like at 6 a.m. Right? Which one? Louisiana one. I think it was like a span of time because it was in different locations. Oh, that's so sad.
Starting point is 00:59:16 I know you're right, Bobby. It's like I see it. It's like, oh, another headline. Every day. We bring up the stats. Like every day there's some sort of mass shooting in America. But it's like, and we're like, man, other countries are so unsafe. It's like, bro, we had one here right down the road.
Starting point is 00:59:29 At a school. Kill multiple people. Kids. Covenant. Shooting aside, though, that pyramid location is legit. I've been to that. It's so amazing. You've been to Mexico City?
Starting point is 00:59:41 No, many times. When I was younger, we had friends that lived in Mexico City. So we would go. What's the skyline look like? there. Well, so fun fact, Mexico City is built in an old lake. So it's kind of like low and it's surrounded by a bunch of mountains. And there's a volcano that's, I don't think, active or maybe it, I don't know, but you can see that kind of from a distance. But Mexico City is crazy, man, because it's so big. It's so, so, so, so big that like, I don't know. My memories of Mexico City is just like,
Starting point is 01:00:13 this is the biggest city I've ever been to in my life. Mike? Yeah, I remember being crazy. I was probably like five or six years old. I just remember there being so many people and we had our car broken into. We walked in a store for like maybe five minutes came back and all our mirrors were taken off. Nothing from inside the cars. They just wanted us all the parts.
Starting point is 01:00:33 I remember us being at a, well, I remember a couple of things. I remember the traffic lights don't mean anything. Like people see a red light and all they do is just slow down and look and go. Like they don't stop at all at red lights. and then I remember being in traffic and this guy coming up with a bucket and a squeegee to like clean the window and the guy that was that we were with said
Starting point is 01:00:51 no no no no I don't want that and the guy said okay you just spit on the window then I was like wow it's crazy this place is nuts but but this pyramid place there is a whole stadium there I mean how long ago were these I think they're the Aztecs
Starting point is 01:01:05 I mean there was a whole stadium there where they played soccer with skulls you know like just the sacrifices on top of the Pyramids, just crazy stuff that you think, like, wow, that'll have to be right here. I also remember my dad getting pulled over by police and he just had to pay him. Yeah. Let him go. That's crazy.
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