The Bobby Bones Show - TUES PT 2: Bobby Discovered The Meaning Of Life + How Bobby Survived Before His Wife + Passenger Jumps Out Of Self-Driving Car + Is Bobby Ignoring A Show Members Texts?

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

Amy shared a disturbing story of severed human heads being hung up on display at a popular tourist beach in Ecuador. Bobby shared his experience in Central America and if he felt safe while working down there. We discussed if self-driving cars are safer after a passenger jumped out of one that was approaching a train. We also played the crazy video of singer Craig Campbell using the self-driving feature to get him home. A show member wants to know if Bobby is ignoring their texts? Bobby shares the moment of clarity he had that made him realize the real meaning of life that for the first time put him at ease. Amy shared something that came up about Bobby during the baby shower where everyone wondered how he took care of himself before meeting his wife.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I just feel like that's drugs. Yeah, it is. Like dumped in the ocean? Then they washed them out. Yeah, that's what I feel like. They think it is related to that. but they were like on a stick hanging there and like fresh blood

I thought you meant like they washed up Oh that's what I thought too they washed up Yeah like the way you described it No they were hanging oh oh that's drugs oh That's still drugs they're sending a message Yeah yeah yeah yeah I tried to understand exactly what the message was and I Don't F with us like pay us or I read it a few times of like exactly Or mind your own business don't try to be a snit

That's usually the message I got the message I'm not even there and I got the message So if you're vacationing in Ecuador right now, be careful. Hey, what's Costa Rica like? I had a buddy of mine. Like a few months ago, he's like, dude, it's amazing. Ray says it's the best place in the world. It's really cool in that they're so friendly. And I stayed there for two months, a month and a half?

A month and a half, yeah. Almost two months. They're so friendly. When you land, it feels a bit scary at first because there are people with machine guns in the streets. And you're going, is it so not safe that they have people with machine guns in the streets?

Are they dressed like cops? They're dressed in black. Okay. Like cops. However, once you ask a few of the nice people questions, you realize why they're with machine guns in the streets is because they run drugs through there, not even really from that country,

but I think I know, because we got, that Nicaragua sent up their army after us at one point, but they run drugs. drugs up through South America. And so they're trying to stop people running drugs through. It's not because of the rampant crime there. This is just my experience in being there for almost two months. People are nice. At first you're like, what the crap's happening? There's people with machine guns in the road. And then you realize why it's not because of the crime happening around them. They're

trying to stop the drugs from going through their country. They do not have a military. It is a country that has no military. I forget what they call that. But they just are free and happy and they don't fight. I'm sure there's crime. But they were telling us it's so safe to go out and just walk around. Wow. Yeah, my buddy said it's amazing.

And the beaches are really great. For a while, we went and stayed near a beach. We stayed at the airport for a long time, a hotel near the airport. It was when I was shooting Snake in the Grass. I completely get it. If that's your thing, climbing outdoors, beaches, the people are nice. Oh, it was amazing.

Food was really good. Monkeys all the time? saw monkeys and trees randomly That's amazing For sure Yeah a little bit I had to work a lot And so my experience there wasn't as positive

But I would take helicopters into the jungle And it's super cool There's snakes everywhere But they're so present That everybody is aware of snakes And it's just part of their day Well how many snakes did you see like just showing? We would see snakes everywhere

I had a guy walking with me all the time That was just watching for snakes Because there are poisonous snakes everywhere But they're not coming out to get you They're not like humans are here let's get them if you almost step on them because they are so prevalent or if they're hurt or if they're hungry or whatever the case is with animals it's excellent yeah he said there sloths too everywhere did you see sloth i didn't see a sloth probably in a specific part of

and probably near water i don't know never saw sloth but i found it mike what was your experience yeah i loved it like you said they were really friendly that uh they'd all say puo deita and i don't know if you had a similar experience but like i think they were nicer to me because i spoke spanish uh probably Or maybe they were nicer to me because gringo. See? Gringo. Torus gringo.

Dinna di Niro. But I really wasn't a tourist gringo. I was working. But yeah, it was super nice. Yeah, there you go. Amy, thank you. I never saw any heads on sticks. That's what I say about that.

Well, there's two sticks and then like a rope and the heads are just hanging. And they haven't found the bodies yet. Like an art project to really send a message. They had to take the heads and string them. A message written below. What was the message? Well, then that's the message. You're like sending a message.

Well, but I don't understand. Like, but I didn't, I get that. It's in Spanish? It is in Spanish. Okay, this land is ours. City is ours. Land is ours. There's the message.

So somebody trespass. Who is ours? Like, who are they? I think it could even be another. There's something about fishermen and vaccine cards. I made that part out. Could be a couple things. Could be America.

You know, we're taking over everything. else. Venezuela, Greenland. But probably is probably another group, like this area, this land. This territories are. That's what I would think. Because they cut off heads of the people that came in. Were the people Hispanic? Ecuadorian. The heads were blurred out in the picture

and I don't want to see the actual real one. Yeah, you probably don't. Basically saying don't steal from us or this is going to happen to you. I mean, that's drunk. Sounds like, yikes. So did the fishermen do it? It's probably somebody stealing from them and now they cut off their heads. I don't know. I don't know if fishermen did it. But if the fishermen did it, they're

probably part of another organization. Yeah, true. I guess I was picturing like sweet little fishermen, but they could be a part of an organized crime. Sweet little fishermen. Could be both. Right. They definitely could be both. All right. Eddie, your story. Okay. Don't mean to sound the alarm here, but we might be in danger. An alarm has always sounded when someone says don't mean to sound the alarm. Scientists are saying that we are now in 2026 in danger of flying debris from space coming into our airspace and hitting an airplane. So most of it burns up when it comes through. So why are they saying this version won't? They're saying from the time that we started putting all of these satellites, sending rockets and ships into space and then these booster rockets, you know, we let them go in

space. They become space debris. And from the time that we've been doing that, it is now time for all of them to just come back down slowly into Earth. They're saying by totally, 2030, there's a one in 1,000 chance that an airplane is going to get hit by one of these things. Why isn't it burning up, though? They're saying they're too big to burn it. Got it. Like pieces of a satellite, pretty darn big. So now...

One in a thousand by 2030. Okay, let's try this out. I'm going to write a number down between one and a thousand. Let's just show you the odds here. Go. And pick a number between one and a thousand. I wrote it down. 642.

Lunchbox? 326. Eddie? 222. Morgan? 310. Mike? 111. Ray? 711. Abby?

800. Scuba? 9. Oh, he's not in there? Not there. 419. So nobody hit it. Okay. I mean, no, you're right.

I feel pretty good. I feel pretty good, but now we have to worry about flying space debris hitting our plane? That's... I just think. But also, they're saying one in a thousand that it hits one plane. Think of all the planes that are out there and you happen to be on that one plane. Somebody's going to be on...

Somebody's out of luck. That's an odd out. I bet that's better odds than one in a thousand. There's more than a thousand planes up in the air. So you're talking about one in a thousand that hits a plane and then one in 218,000 that it's your plane. You know what? That's odds I'm going to take.

Okay. I just thought it's weird that like, you know, we put stuff into space and we think like, oh, why doesn't it go the other way? Why does it come back down to Earth? It feels like littering in the 70s. You just throw crap out. See where it goes.

And just like, hey, we have so much. much land, it doesn't matter. And then all of a sudden it's garbage everywhere. Yeah, or like the ocean. And then you start seeing like toilet seats wash up. Morgan, your story. All right. So in Phoenix, they have those Waymoes, the self-driving cars. Well, one of the Waymos was caught going on some tracks, like rail tracks that are there. And you had to see the passenger completely flee the car because they were going to get hit by the oncoming train. Wow. They thought it was a road. Yeah. It was like in the middle. So not like the typical railroad train that you think of, but like a real railroad. track system that goes through the city and it's in the median area and there you can kind of

see construction around which is what Waymo's kind of blaming it on it was construction there but they're driving like straight down the middle of the rail track and the person had to get out because the train was coming. Hey lucky that the car would unlock. Right. Because that's a final destination scene where it's locked and you see you're in a back seat and you're like the train coming and then you realize you've gotten a Waymo and you're like oh I can't get out.

That sucks. I'll do the standard. That sucks. But imagine at the same time all the human error people that were crashing in head on, that were drunk, that were on their phone crashing into people. Because people are like, well, look at how unsafe this is. I'm still going to bet, even with the incidents that are happening, the percentage of Waymo's wrecked versus the percentage of humans that are crashing and killing other people, I bet you the Waymo's is still much safer. And we're still in the beginning stages of this. I saw a listener yesterday go

Waymo cut me off that's how I know they're not safe and I thought to myself I wonder how many humans actually cut somebody off and either hit them for real wrecked or like lunchboxes story and with real consequences I believe that self-driving cars are the future

and they're much safer than humans because humans are on their phones because humans are drinking because humans have a kid in the back they're distracted by distracted yeah so they're coming here I saw one on the road road. I saw humans driving.

Yeah, they're doing the test. They're mapping it out right now. Yeah, I saw humans mapping it out right now. Good. And there will be incidents. There will be incidents. There will be incidents for sure. There's always incident. You've seen the one in the golf course? That's a good video. Look at the way, my man, driving on the fairway.

It's just going in circles in the drive and the golf course. I don't see that one. Yeah, there will be mess ups and people will go, oh, look at this. So we told you. But if you did the look at this with humans every day the same way, it would be nonstop because humans are crashing and killing each other all the time every day. Well, my dad bought a new car and it has like self-driving features where you can press a button and like you still have to, it's monitoring your eyes. So if you take your eyes off the road, you can't use it. But the technology is in there where he does

not have to have his hands on the wheel. He can just sit there and not drive. I had a Tesla and this is before they allowed you to go fully hands free. You could take your hands off and it would drive and it would stay in the road. Then every three minutes or so, it would just remind you, hey, touch the wheel so we know you're still paying attention. Since then, they now have cars even here that you don't have to touch at all. I watched Craig Campbell do a TikTok where he was in a Tesla, it drove him all the way home. It parked. It did everything. And he's like, oh, my God. It was a whole TikTok of him going, I cannot believe this. And his daughter was in the back filming him. And he said, we're coming up on our house. Wonder how it's going to get into our tight driveway. Pulls right in the driveway.

He goes, I wonder how it's going to park. He goes up, backs in. It's crazy. Mike, if you can find the TikTok at Craig Campbell driving the car. Wild. Yeah, pretty cool. Remember we were in California and we were driving on an interstate and we look over and this dude is reading a book. He wasn't even like driving, touching the wheels, reading a book. Like, look at this. This is crazy.

I mean, how relaxed do you have to be to be able to just look down at the book and not be freaking out the whole time? How trusting. Oh, you have to do it a bunch to trust it. Oh, yeah, it'll take me a bit. Can you pull it up? We have it here. Give us some audio, Ray. My dad was using it on the highway, and that was the part that was freaking me out.

I was like, you're not breaking, you're not anticipating. He was just letting it do what it had to do. So this is from Craig Campbell Music on TikTok. Put it up three days ago. We've been driving like this since Franklin. The car is doing all the turns, all the stops. It even stopped at a four-way stop sign and waited on the other car to go, and then it went all on his own.

Now, what's about to happen is I'm going to see if it will pull into my driveway. And if it does, where is it going to stop? I haven't touched the steering wheel. I ain't touched the brakes. I ain't touched the gas. I ain't done nothing. But here we are at the house. It's slowing that look.

Turned on the blinker. It turned the blinker on all by itself. My driveway is super narrow too. So here we. Oh, my gosh. He's blown away by. What in the world? Where's it going to stop?

Oh, where's it going? Where's it going? Is it about to back in? It is backing it. Stop it right now. Wow, it's backing in. That's crazy. And then what?

And then it puts itself in park. Wow. No, it needs to plug itself in. That's crazy. And that's here. Dang. That's like not even California. Okay.

Okay. The fact that he is on a two-lane road where you're just separated by the yellow line and he just has his hands like crossed. That is so crazy. After you do it a few times, you do start to trust it because when I had mine, I would trust. At first you're like, oh, you put your hands right on it. But then I would get on the interstate. It came out.

And then, dude, four times later, your pants are off, you're landing. You're in the back. Hey, you're in the back seat. What is it going the speed limit? Whatever the speed limit is, that's what the gas pushes down. It's going 42. You could see on his speedometer. That's crazy.

Okay, but now what I want to know is, like, insurance, if you do get an accident, like say Craig on an accident, is that on Tesla or is that on him? Oh, you have robot insurance. Yeah, I don't know about that. I would bet you, though, that a lot of insurance gets a lot cheaper if it's all automated. I think that's generally going to help people's insurance rates because there are going to be less accidents. less accidents is cheaper rates all the way around. You know how like a person has like a rating, right?

Like you've gotten into four accidents in your life. Let's see you're like more expensive. I wonder if like the vehicle, that vehicle's gotten in four, two accidents, it's more expensive for that vehicle. It probably will have a way to know if the human was doing it. Or just the vehicle.

Again, I'm just making stuff up now, but I would assume that that's probably it. Good question though. Yeah, it's interesting. Okay. Lunchbox, your story. Yeah, an 80-year-old man was at the airport with his wife, had her in a wheelchair,

and he was going through security. And security is like, man, she doesn't look too good. And they touch her, she's really cold, and they pick her arm up. No. That drops down. No. Ain't Bernie? She's dead.

Did he know she was dead? He said that they arrived at the airport a few hours earlier, ready to get on the plane, and she died. Oh, she was alive. It wasn't weekend of Bernie's. That's what he's telling them. Oh, yeah, I don't believe him. Oh, you think she was already dead? Probably.

Because how, I mean, it doesn't get cold right And also does she just stop talking Like you just don't talk to her I mean, thought she was taking a nap When does atrophy set in? I think the body takes a lot To get cold rigormorces Rigorsts

Rigor mortis Yeah Not within three hours Yeah, that's too quick Rigamortis Rigor mortis Rigor mortis Now you're making me say it weird

Okay 12 to 24 hours Okay, well Yeah, he knew then I think he knew to And he was trying to transport? I've only heard the story for the first time. So I'm just assuming generally, I would assume that if it's me going make up a story,

he's trying to take her body somewhere because A, her body's filled with something, drugs. Or B, he gets a check based on her being alive. Yeah, or I don't know, like, if it's like he wanted to, she died so he didn't want to, he wanted, didn't want to, I don't know, but if you're going to transport her anyway, because you had to pay for a ticket. You know what I mean? like if he wanted to bury her somewhere. Yeah. Is it cheaper just to buy a Southwest flight? Just put her on there. Then you got to like pick her up though and put her in the seat.

And that's going to be weird if you're like lifting with your legs. And there's someone already sitting in that row. Excuse me, ma'am. She's a window seat. Yeah, that feels suss. Very weird. So yeah, they have them for questioning, but they haven't charged them with anything. But very weird. Police are searching for a movie star lookalike who stole $1,700 worth of the caviar from the Daily Mail. a man resembling Jason Statham

is wanted for stealing $1,700 worth of caviar from a Whole Foods in California the Irvine Police Department shared a photo of a suspect who's been dubbed a less attractive version of Statham the man disguised his theft by posing as a typical shopper selecting random items before slipping the expensive fish eggs so it sounds like he is just a guy who got caught shoplifting and they went hard and compared him to an ugly version

how about that you go viral because someone says you're an ugly version of a celebrity. It's not even that your crime was like super brutal or didn't steal a car. $700.00. That's felony, but still barely. They didn't have to say less attractive. At all. And that's why it went viral. What if Eddie, you stole something and they were like, a less attractive, dopey version of Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite just didn't. You'd be like, why, why did you have to say that? How did this become a thing? So yeah, a daily mail with that. story. I've never heard of Sun Country Air.

Oh yeah, yeah, that's a different. Yeah, it's like Frontier Spirit. So never heard of it, never flown on it. But Allegiant is buying Sun Country at $1.5 billion. What regions does it fly in? Does it fly here? I've taken Allegiant. Allegiant has flights here, I think, right?

Yeah, I've taken Allegiant to Florida. I think I've taken Frontier to Vegas, I think. I know Allegiant. I know Frontier. I've not flown either of them, but I know them. I didn't know Sun Country. I mean, you know. I've seen Sun Country.

You know when you go to the airport and you kind of see the different... U.S., Mexico, Central America, Canada, Caribbean. Sun Country, maybe like the sunnier parts of America is kind of their hub, I guess. Sun Country. Allegiant has agreed to buy Sun Country for $1.5 billion. Although that seems pretty cheap for an airline if they were being... Well, some of these airlines, dude. I mean, it's like...

I remember I flew to Florida on Allegiant for like $30. Yeah, it's cheap. $30. You paid just for whatever you put in the plate. You walk on. It's like an offering, whatever you want to put in there. Well, you have to pay for a bag. Like, if you want to take a bag, so I stuffed everything in my backpack.

That was my carry-on, and it was $30. That's crazy. And they charge you for, like, anything. Anything. Breaths. They monitor your breaths. Seat belts. Yahoo Finance with that story.

Yeah, I haven't flown one of those. I mean, once you're on it, you're just like, it's like every other plane. You just got to pay for my water. Did it feel? Did the safety feel as safe? Yes. It did. It feels the same.

The seats aren't comfortable. A little hard, you know, not a lot of cushion. Not as much room. Not a lot of room. They cram a lot of rows into the plane. I probably am more southwest than anything else when it was airlines. And maybe if I'm flying West Coast, it's probably Delta a little more because I have like rewards. And they have first classes.

I have so many rewards. I just use them there. But that's about it. I think Delta is the best airline But Southwest gets you the most places So I think maybe I'd rank that over Delta And just it gets you the most places nonstop. And we don't have a nonstop to Vegas from here

That's always Southwest. Right. That's crazy. You're always going to have to go through Atlanta. It's crazy we don't have a nonstop to Vegas from here Except for Southwest. And it's only like once a day. But we have a direct to London, I believe, in Iceland.

Southwest? No, no, I don't know what. Oh, got it. I don't know what you're in line. Yeah, but Iceland, that was like the big thing when it happened. Like there's people going straight to Iceland from Nashville, but not Vegas. That's a good point.

Black Mirror has been renewed for an eighth season, which is, I love that show. So the consequence has that story. They've been renewed. It doesn't say when, but I love Black Mirror. I went on Netflix last night and searched my face. It's up there. It's up there already? The show's not, but the square is up there.

And you can click it and now it has a date. Oh, it just says, oh, it has the date. Now it has the date. That's cool. It's gone from coming soon to the date. That's cool. My face is the bobbycast. and it says MA, the rating is M.A.

I guess with these shows that are going up, they just curse, so they just put that up there for everybody. You can tell them you don't curse? But I guess. If a guest that you have on you use is a bad word, do you leave it in? Yeah, I think so, right? For the most part.

For the most part, we've bleeped it before. If we bring it on this show, we bleeped it. But, yeah. So that's up on Netflix. You can go click Remind Me. And, the first episodes go up on the 26th.

It's generally going to be a Tuesday but I think since that's a Monday and day one we go up I think we're going to load up a new episode then. Oh, there's an episode of the Bobbycast with me and Caitlin that we recorded. I forgot all about that. But that's up if you want to go over

to the Bobbycast and check that out. Okay. Your wife, your wife. Your wife, Caitlin. What other Caitlin would there be? Cristow. Because you just did something with her, right?

I did her podcast. Caitlin Pristow. Well, Caitlin Butz is coming up. I did one with her, but it'll come up. Yeah, there's one with my wife that we recorded. All right, cool. Is that everybody's story? Yep.

Yeah. Okay. Wait, my brain can't remember what lunchboxes was. Oh, let's see if you can remember what everybody was. Lunchboxes, go. No. That's a good test for your brain. You can do it because you're going to remember every one of them.

I know I can, but we've already talked about so many things like. What is lunchboxes? Sun. No, no, no. Think about lunchboxes. What do you think it was? I just need one hint. I mean, mine was literally the last one we did.

I know, but then we started talking about airlines. You can do it. And Iceland. Yours was about heads on the beach. Yeah. Okay. And lunchboxes was. Then Morgan's was about Waymo.

And we went on a whole thing about that. And then we watched the Craig Campbell thing. And the Tesla. What was Eddie's? I don't know. You don't remember mine? Oh my gosh. Okay.

She's losing it. She was losing it. Lunchboxes had to do with two people. Okay. That's your hint. Okay. Two people. And a conspiracy.

And I thought to myself, I don't believe what he's saying because they're questioning one of the guys. Was Eddie's about the language guy or that's the story you told? Something else. That didn't happen. I don't remember. Lunchboxes had to do with a wheelchair. Oh, yeah. And you taught me rigamortis.

Yeah. So that was that one. Yes. And we learned that it typically sets in around 12. hours. And what was, Eddie's was the worst. So this is going to be hard. His story sucked today. No, it was scary. Lunch is, I'm actually, I'm going to need a follow up on if the guy knew she was really dead or not. If you can name Eddie's, that's a big benefit because his was terrible. I'll say mine was scary. Scary. Oh, Eddie, I know what Eddie's, because this is what led to the airplane talk. Go ahead.

Eddie's was, we now need to be worried about things falling from space. Oh, nailed it. Okay. Nailed it. But still, that, it shouldn't have been that hard. You mean for you? I think sometimes it's not your forgetting. I think you, I think your ADD or ADHD just makes you not be attention. But I mean, I knew it once I got there. I was paying attention during it, but then we moved on, you know? Lottery numbers used for 20 years. Same numbers.

Deliver a Michigan man, a record jackpot. Oh, how much? He used the same numbers for 20 years. See, that's what I'm talking about. Consistency lunchbox. But you don't have numbers. I don't have numbers. Because you think if you were to use them all and then you didn't use them once and they hit, you'd kill yourself.

Yep. What if I was on vacation and that's when the billion dollars hit with my numbers? He hit a $32.91 million lottery. Oh my gosh. That's so worth the 20 year weight. He's 73. Ooh. Oh, man, he's old.

Dang, that's tough. Still, 73s. I can live it up, I guess. Feels like Alanis. Yes. Ironic. Ironic. Dang.

I mean, he can still live pretty good, but I don't know what condition he's in. Like, is he active now or is he kind of... He didn't say he's on his deathbed or anything. Still kind of young, dude. He's been playing for 20 years. He's always played the same sets of numbers. And that's what hit.

So at 53, he started this little side hustle. Side hustle. You want to call all that. Recreation. What happened in ironic? They won the lottery and then died the next day? When the lottery died the next day. It's a black.

Fly. But I bet his family's excited. Chardonnay. That's weird, but yeah. A man tore his own teeth out with pliers and used him to saw through duct tape to escape kidnapper. Dang. That's how bad he wanted out.

Wait. I think I'd just give up. I don't think I'm going to take my teeth out. I'm just going to be like, you know what? Consider me napped. How sharp are his teeth? But it's anything. Imagine if you rip him out how sharp the top will be that are in your gums.

Yeah, the roots. Those are sharp. A New York man who was kidnapped and tortured by a form. former friend. Help secure a decades-long prison sentence through his testimony. Shaw Pau 36 was convicted of kidnapping and torture. This is September 2023. At trial, Brown described being beaten with metal poles, bitten, burned with cigarettes, duct taped while unconscious, and testified that Powell, I get the names right, is the guy, pulled out his two front teeth with pliers. Brown said he ultimately

used one of the extracted teeth. Oh, so they were pulled out and he used one of them to get out. Why is he torturing this guy so much? An ex-friend? Well, yeah. Powell claimed that Brown's injuries came from a fist fight over a drug deal, but prosecutors said he lied under oath. So if their drugs involved, maybe is a punishment for stealing drugs, telling on them or something. And you said the teeth were taken out already, so he just grabbed one and used it.

It's part of the torture. Okay. That I could do. But it says Mantor his own teeth out with pliers, used them to saw through. That's a misleading headline. Brown said he ultimately used one of the extracted teeth to saw through the duct tape and escape. Regardless, that sucks. You're tied up and duct tape and the guy's pulling your teeth out. By a friend.

An old friend. Law and crime with that story. I just want to know why. Like what happened? Who crossed two? That's sick because that's some cartel type stuff. Yep. A copy of Action Comics number one featuring the first appearance of Superman just sold for $15 million.

This is the actual comic book that was stolen from Nicholas Cage in 2000. He got it back, but then sold it for $2.2 million. So it's the first Superman, right? Mike. Yeah. New York Post has a story. I tell you guys about the guy I know that bought this for a million dollars, bought one of these for a million dollars.

Have I told this on this podcast? In the backpack? Yes. Yeah. How do you remember that? I don't know. The rest of the show is like we never even heard that. A guy, no, wanted it, paid a million dollars for it,

went up, no security, just had him put in his backpack. He just went and left because he's like, if I'm, no one will think anything, I'm just a guy. And so he walked out with that, paid a million bucks for it in his backpack. Roll the subway and everything. I kind of know him. I don't know him, no. That's wild.

What year are these? But he bought it for a million bucks. When Nick Cage bought his, he bought it for like $150,000 in 1996, sold it back for $2.2 million, but now it's $15 million. The Logan Paul Pokemon card is now at over $5 million with 30 days left. And he bought it for $5 million.

And there's 30 days left in the auction. That's crazy. What are you saying? Oh, how old is this magazine? How other, this comic book? Probably 60s. I think it's... No, 1938.

Yeah. Wow. It's pretty old. But it's the first Superman is why. Like, it's not even a Superman. He's just in it the first... Yeah, the first time you ever see him, but it's action comics. A man in Nevada tried to run over a police with a bulldozer.

That's funny. After he ignored commands. The bulldozer is so slow, though. That's what I was going to say. They don't be very fast. It's like, yeah, snail almost got me. I moved. I moved out of the way.

Yeah, police won with that story. See if they're... There's anything else. All right. Move over to this list. Ray, you texting me? Yeah, I hit you up on Saturday night

and I never got a text back. You must be texting my old number. Yeah, I actually think that's what it is. It was a funny text, too. Well, why don't you just copy and paste it and send it over my new number? I may need to get that. You don't have his new number?

You don't have my new number? I could have swore I had it. Well, so what did say? It was about the baby shower I was like hey bro Mad props the timing of this thing Couldn't have been more perfect My wife leaves at the exact time

That the football game was starting So I had six hours of straight football Pizza beer and the TV was on volume 100 It was amazing Right you can't do that when your wife's there Oh no Well you're welcome I picked out the time Yeah but also that hurt me because I had to miss it

I had to miss the Arkansas game I missed a. I'm sorry about that. Thanks, Amy. I didn't know. I didn't know. Originally, it went from a brunch to a lunch to a dinner. Sorry.

It evolved. Yeah, and my wife, she's really picky about the announcers now. She can tell in their voices if they're cheering for a certain team. And almost every time they're going against the balls. And she's like, I'm done with it. Turn it off. Turn it off. So it's always mute for the most part that we watch games.

She can tell. If he's kind of leaning towards a team she doesn't like, If it's against the Titans, if it's against the Vols, turn it down, volume off. Okay, I'm sorry. It's Herbst Street. She can tell her she just gets triggered when someone says something that isn't pro her team. Oh, it's every time it's Herb Street.

Oh, look at these dogs. They came to play tonight. The Vols are slow out there. Like Herbie, calm down, bro. But he should be Vols. No, he shouldn't be anything. I think he does a good job being a partial. I have him coming over to the Bobbycast on Netflix. Oh, yeah?

Unless he can't. I mean, he can always cancel. But yeah, next couple weeks. I mean, he lives here, right? He does. He's definitely down the middle, but I would say Fowler. And people don't know these guys, but Fowler goes all the way on a team that I'm not rooting for. Well, I'm sorry I didn't respond to your text.

You must have texted my old number. Yeah, I'll get the new one. You know what's funny about your new number is I save it under a different name. Like, you're not Bobby, your different name. And now my kids are like, hey, will you call? And then they refer to you by that name. Oh, the new name in your phone? lunchbox has a tipping etiquette question about a bartender.

Yeah, so we were at a restaurant and we were sitting at a table and the bar was empty. And we sat there. We ordered our food, whatever, and the kids thought it'd be funny to go sit on bar stools. So they got up on the bar stools and the bartender was nice and came over and, oh, can I take your order and gave them waters and then orange slices and they ate orange slices and then she brought them more orange slices. Then they're like, all right, thanks. We're going to go back and eat our food now.

So was I supposed to tip the bartender? for doing all that extra work, all that extra effort? Yeah, but she wasn't our server. She was just entertaining them for like five minutes while we waited for our food. Did they order or anything? Yeah, they got waters and orange slices. They ordered orange slices?

Or did she just bring them to the dish? She brought orange slices. I see, yeah. They used the bar. I mean... That's someone going above and beyond with service. Exactly. When in no way were they expected to.

It's not even their job to do that. Yeah, so I think, yeah, you throw a little something. Her way? A little something. What did you do? No, I mean, I didn't tip. I didn't buy anything from her, so I didn't tip her. And then I just thought about it and I'm like, so could have I told my server,

hey, man, you need to split that with the bartender? No. You're tipping him on what he did. That's what I'm saying. How would I tip her then? You give her five bucks. You go, hey, can I Venmo you? Oh.

Yeah, well, I didn't tip her. I just thought about it later. I was like, oh, I wonder if that was a. Because like, let's think of it. this way. The bar is like a seated station. Now they've got glasses there to clean that. It's taking it. Like if your kids were just go over to another random table and sit down. But I think it's more about the service of getting the waters. Yeah, orange slices. No, I know. It's... Because if someone just sits at a bar, I don't think you tip if you're not getting anything, like buying anything. And the kids

didn't buy anything. Oh, true. I think you missed a good opportunity of teaching them how to be at a bar, right? Like, you order a glass of water, right? On the rock. You teach them all the things. This is dry. No, no, they did. And then they started watching whatever. sporting event was on TV. They turned, look at the TV. Oh, look at that. You're watching the game. And then when you're about to leave, give him a couple bucks. All right. I just didn't. Give her a couple bucks because of the

service she provided. Yeah. Yeah. Because on the bill, it'd be $0. So, I mean, 20% of zero is. But you're not looking at the percentage. You're just, because you didn't buy anything. You're just tipping the bartender, man, for being awesome. All right. I didn't. I didn't do it. I just didn't realize that was it.

We know you didn't. I didn't realize that was what we were supposed to do. Thanks. That was my question. Supposed to? I don't know if you're supposed to. Would it have been nice? And did she go out of her way to help you? Yeah. And does she live on tips? Yeah. So that probably would have been welcomed. But I don't think you're supposed to. Because she wasn't supposed to come over and help you. But she did out of the kindness of her heart. So you could have met that with the kindness of your heart. She would. I mean, I told her thank you. Well, there you go. So I met her with kindness with kindness. Thank you. I hope she was able to pay a bill with that. Yeah. Yeah. This is electric about, well, I got to thank you from my guy

I looked like Doug funny. Can I pay with that? How much will this pay for? I told you guys that I was at a restaurant one time and the wait was like 30 minutes to sit down. And so my mom and I went to the bar. We ordered a drink and we sat there to drink it and the guy was

like, hey, if you're waiting for a table, like get off my bar so someone else can come and sit down. You're taking that space if the bar's full. Yes. How do you know I'm waiting for a table? I didn't tell you I was waiting for a table. What if I'm drinking my beer at the bar. Are you going to take your beer to your table or are you going to close out at the bar? I will when they call my name. But at the moment, I am your customer at the bar. Did you buy a beer from

him? Yeah, my wife, my mom got a wine. I got a beer. We sat there. But you closed out with him. I did close out. Okay. Because we're waiting for a table. And he says, all right, you got your drink. Get out of here. So someone else can come. I'm like, no. I'm sitting here with my drink that I ordered. He was just a jerk, too. And I didn't, I didn't move. I showed him. Yeah, where do he would say that, but also you would hope that if you were sitting there a long time, just nursing one drink, you would get up just because that's his money. That's how he's going to make his pay his bills, is people sitting there. It's like sitting at a table after you finish eating in prime time. You know, each food, have your competition, get up because they're going to turn that table

and somebody else is going to sit down so they can make more money. Like you're keeping them from making money. I know that's how he saw it. No, no, that's how it's seen in service industry. If you order the drink at the bar, you sit there. As long as it takes to drink the drink. Yeah. Yeah, but you were nursing it. You know that. You know that. You were nursing it just waiting on a table. He didn't even give me a chance to nurse it. I was just, I had just gotten my drink. Answer the question.

Were you nursing it waiting on a table? I took one sit. Right. And when he said, you can go now. But answer the question, were you going to nurse it until your table's open? I didn't get there. So I couldn't answer that question. Because he's seen a hundred people come in and do what you were doing, which made him say

and react that way. And I agree. It's weird for him to say that. It's so weird. But that's why, like if you're taking up spots and you're not there for the bar, you're actually there to eat dinner. If you're taking up a spot, they see you as someone. keeping them from making money and paying their bills.

Because you are. It was so weird that it probably happened six years ago, and I remember what the dude looks like. I wouldn't have done that. It feels a little rude, but that's why. But it's like if someone's sitting at a table and they finished eating a long time ago and they're just there for 45 minutes,

you're keeping that server from making more money. Because you're holding up their real estate. When someone else could sit down, they could be serving them. Also, it could have been having a bad day. I think he did. But Eddie's like, I still remember exactly what he looks like. remember what he looks like. I can picture him right now. Let's see. I think that's it. I think

we're pretty good. Anything else that me you want to add? Where we go. No, but I'm going to do, I'm going to do a fast with me. No, I'm not going to do a fast with you. But I'm going to, tomorrow, I'm going to play my own little game after I'll do y'all stories. You know how after you meet somebody you say their name three times? Like when Lunchlock says a story in my head and be like old guy with a dead wife and a wheelchair going through the airport. You can do that with these stories? Old guy with a dead wife. If you just walk around and whispering that, though, he's going to get crazy.

Old guy with a dead woman with the airport. Yeah. Stuff's falling from space. Three heads. Stuff's falling from space. Blood everywhere. Heads on a stick. What was my story, guys?

You started it off. Yeah. Your story's heads on a stick. That's right. That's right. Good job. You don't remember us talking about that? Oh, gosh.

This is not good. She doesn't remember her own. This is not good. It was like one second before she asked that. I was going, heads on a stick. Heads on a stick. No, I know. I knew y'all knew.

But I just was like, oh, I didn't ask y'all if y'all remembered mine earlier. And we were playing that game. But that's going to be my thing. Like, tomorrow, when y'all do your stories in my head, I'm going to be just like I'd memorize someone's name when I meet them. All right. That's it. We'll take a break. Thank you guys.

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At somebody who has fasted quite a bit myself, if you're going to do a three-day fast, Eddie, where you're legit not going to eat any food, you're going to want electrolytes in your water. And you cannot drink wine on the fast. That will screw everything up for you if you're doing it for health reasons and spiritual reasons. Love your show. Bye. Yeah, I think we need to get our language right, too, because it's a 20-day fast. Yep. But you're only saying four days.

Liquid for four days, yeah. Straight liquid. So that means nothing until you come back on Monday. So you're going to go Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You can eat nothing until Monday. Correct. But you're right. How close are you going to get to God if you're drinking?

Probably closer, I think. Yep. Span your mind. You're not doing LSD, you're drinking wine. I don't think he's going to have a ton. Wouldn't it be crazy to do LSD? Yes, it would very much so. Have you ever wanted to do that though?

Yeah, of course. Oh, I've never wanted to do every drug. I've never done a single drug. I wanted to do every drug. I mean, I would want to be in a very controlled environment. Me too. Tied up. My feet tied up, my hands tied up.

I don't want to do it at a party. I'm afraid that I would just be run down the street, but naked. Because I just lose control. Oh, that's why you want to be tied up. Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need somebody to restrict.

Yeah, I think about it. I just need my mind to relax and open up. The one time I got on laughing gas really hard. Dentist? Oh, yeah. I mean, I went in and had some major work being done. And it's hard for that gas to even, like, set in because I'm wired so tight. And my dentist knows hit me hard, hit me fast because it won't affect me.

And so I remember being so. Would the term be high on laughing gas? Sure. I remember being so high on laughing gas that I understood that life was all about love. And all I could see, I was in space. It was black. It was black.

There were no stars. It was black. And I was like, I get it. Life was all about love and relationships. And then it felt like I was in there for five minutes, but it was an hour or so. And what I started to hear was vertical horizon. She's everything.

but it was playing from a, like a speaker because they could keep music on. Okay, that was real. It was real, but I heard it like fading in. It's an imaginary speaker. And I was like, I'm hearing vertical horizon, but that was me coming back too. And it was the greatest, like,

just feeling full with no worries moment that I've ever had. And if I'm just afraid if I took some drug, I'd be butt naked or like pooping at someone's yard or humping a door. Yeah, that part I have not desire for. All that. But yeah, it would be cool. How do we get here?

Oh, you're fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Getting closer to God with the wine. I'm telling you, I felt like I was... It was beautiful. It was a beautiful moment. So what's crazy, though, is you come back, right? And then you just like...

Yeah, yeah, I was fine. You're back to stressed out. Back to being wound tight. Yeah. But if that's what people experience whenever they get high, like I get it. It was awesome. But I'm just afraid I would be pursuing it all the time every day

and it would completely wreck my life because it would be all I would be focused on. Right. And I think that's what happens. Ends up being the problem. Yeah. Okay, so Eddie, can he have one glass of wine? He can have whatever he wants. Sure. But I think he's going to use that as a crutch though. I'm hungry. If it gets out of control,

I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. You're not going to clarify that. I don't. No one said he did. Well, just because you were thinking it. No, we needed to clarify. I was just saying, like, you would just have like a glass at night. Are you going to continue this, though, for 20 days, meaning not the no food, but as your church is doing, where on Monday again, like Amy said, you're going to have to slowly bring yourself in with a smoothie or something.

Correct. So you are going to do the whole 20 days. We're going to do 20 days, baby. Four with nothing. Yep. Okay. That starts Thursday morning. So good luck, guys.

Not tomorrow, but no, you're not punishing us. No, I'm just saying Thursday, I think I'll be fine, right? I'll just start it Thursday. Friday, dude, I may be just a disaster. Yeah, Friday will be bad. Friday will be bad. Like, don't even look at me. If you're setting yourself up, you feel that way.

You'll feel that way, for sure. You guys can call us if you want. We'd love to hear from you. 877, Bobby. Let's go to TJ who lives in Indiana. Hey, TJ, you're on the show. Hey, guys. What's up, buddy?

Hey, not a lot. So I am a pastor, and for quite a few years. I like to start every year off with a 30 to 40 day fast. I do a pre-fast diet that helps prepare the body. It's a seven-day diet. You lose a lot of weight during that seven-day prep. And then my kids love when I fast because one of my outlets is I cook. And I try a lot of new recipes and they get to taste everything.

You cook but don't eat. Correct. That's like going clothes shopping but not wearing anything you buy for yourself. Yeah. That's crazy. Well, it's one of those things that, you know, the first, like one of your other caller said, the first few days, you know, you try to eat out of habit. And you get hungry those first three days.

I don't have to leave the room when my family eats. I said I'll drink a cup of a bar or be eating, you know. something like that. And I have no problem. It's again after the third, fourth day, when the habitorial eating kind of goes away. And again, you got to make sure for me, again, as a pastor, and I know you said you were doing it with your church,

you've got to make sure you're substituting the eating with the prayer because otherwise you're just dieting. Dear God, make me less hungry. Right, right, right. That would be part of it for sure. Practice that one. T.J., I really appreciate that call. Thank you very much.

Sounds like you're in a pretty windy place right now. Hey. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've got my moon roof open here in Indiana. 37 degrees. It feels like 28. Enjoying it, man. I'm part polar bear. That's awesome.

Well, thank you for the call. I hope you have a great rest of the day. Hey, thanks, you guys too. Be blessed. That's a pretty solid way to hang out. I like that. That's a pretty solid way to hang up. I'm not going to lie. It's a good. It's a nice feeling. Goodbye. It's probably his signature thing.

I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints last night. Speaking of eating. Speaking of fasting. Yeah. A whole sleeve of thin mints. It's a rough day yesterday. So what happened? Just in general.

I went to fiscal therapy from my ankle, my foot, because I had surgery, what, two and a half months ago? And it was, I got cleared to do some work on it. So I got on this treadmill where they take some of your weight off. You get in basically a contraption, and it holds a little bit of your weight up. And I was doing 70%. And I just felt like an electric shock really bad on my bad foot ankle. And I was just demoralized.

So did you speak up? Oh, yeah. And then? I stopped. And, you know, the, physical therapist? Yeah. P. T.

That guy. Yeah. It's awesome. His name's Daniel. And he was like, we're stopping. And I was just going, oh, this sucks. I hope it's not hurt. It's like, it's not hurt.

You're not re-injured. But I had a bad day. So I went home and medicated with thin mints. It is what it is, man. I'm not proud of it. I get that. A whole sleep. Frozen, though.

I had them in the freezer. It was ready for me. Is it a Girl Scout season? It was. He ordered them. Oh, dang, I missed it. A few weeks ago. Okay.

I ordered, like, I told you three boxes after I won the lottery. Oh, yeah. Do you remember that? That's the way you celebrated. That's right. Yeah. And so I'm my third box now. I went hard.

The thing about frozen thin mints, they're great, but they warm super quick. They get back to room temperature way quicker than normal cookies. You freeze other cookies? I freeze a lot of stuff. Yeah. You ever do fruit riot? Oh, my goodness. What is that?

Fruit Riot? Yeah, you guys are out, if you haven't done fruit riot. Is that the chocolate covered fruit? No. Oh, no, it's like grapes that have like the sour sugar on it. Mango that has the cayenne pepper on it. You ever have fruit riot? Yeah, I have.

They're really good. I freeze fruit riot. I like to freeze everything. Did people do that with mut-bang? Well, mug-bang is when you get on video on YouTube and you just eat and people watch you eat. Yeah, but I feel like, did they eat fruit riot? I think they eat everything. Oh, well.

Maybe your algorithm's feeding you fruit riot mug-bang. Maybe. Frozen grapes, though. Those are delicious. Frozen grapes, but it's fruit riot grapes with all the sour on it. So do you make them? It's fruit riot. You buy it or it's made at home?

Like you get the grapes and then put the stuff on it and freeze it? It's fruit riot. I think he buys it. Is that a brand? I think I made something and named it Fruit Riot? Guys, I got this new thing. Okay, let me clarify. Did your wife make?

No, no. Fruit riot is like a, it's like a candy fruit. Oh. Look it up. It's in a bag. Okay, I see it now. Yeah. Did I make?

I don't do anything. I don't think one time. came up the other day at the shower. What came up? That I don't do anything? No, no. Oh, no, you got to tell us now. No, not that you don't do anything at all.

It was more of, what was a bunch of us girls sitting around. You're at the shower. It's all of my wife's closest friends. Go ahead. It was like. I'm not going to disagree, by the way. Right. No, it wasn't slamming on you at all.

It was more of. Doesn't sound like it's loving. What did they say in me? No, it was more of a genuine curiosity. of how you survived before. Like, how did you do laundry, you know? Like, before you got... I don't do laundry now.

Because I said, well, you know, he would... He had clean clothes, I think, in our 20s and 30s. You did laundry. Yeah. And it just was sort of like, I don't know how. Because it's as if now it's not. But also the words, the term weaponizing. incompetence came up from some of the others about just men in general.

I get told that all the time that I weaponize incompetence. Because it's like you were able to take care of yourself. You have been with her now five years. How did you do it before? That's a great question. Thanks for asking. When I was really broke, I washed my own clothes. And I didn't have nice clothes.

And you could wash them all the same color. You can wash them all hot water. Oh. That's very easy. You did it all in hot water. Well, yeah, that's when you have to separate the colors. Yeah. You're doing cool.

You don't separate anything. Yeah. I would explain a lot. But Bob is colorblind, so he probably was like, everything looks good. That's a good point. That would explain a lot. So when I would do my laundry like that, when I had no money, that was fine. And then when I started to have some money and I started to have no time, I just sent everything to the dry cleaner.

But I would dry clean the nice stuff and have them laundry the clean stuff. The not nice stuff, like T-shirts and stuff. It was cheaper. So I would just get laundry delivered. Send it off and they wash it and fold it and bring it back. Everything. So that's how you did it. Uh-huh.

And so food-wise, thank you for asking. I used to go to Galaxy Cafe every day like twice a day near my house and just get, and they had an outstanding order. I drive home from work, grab a bag of food, go back home. But it was all about efficiency then. It wasn't so much about, you know, nourishment, nutrition. It was just like got to eat so I can keep going. Yeah.

Those were the days. But yeah, no, I don't, I mean, I load the dishwasher sometimes. I take the trash out. That's my thing. very much. I'll take the trash out without her even asking. Yep. Wow. Thank you. Wow, man. Big deal. Thank you. And she'll come back and go. You take the trash out. I was like, sure did. Thank you for noticing. I do that. I always take the dogs out. Dogs are very much my thing. Right. In the morning, at night, in the day, I feed the dogs. I definitely have my chores. I don't do as much as she does, but also I don't know how. Oh, yeah, you don't know how. weaponizing what is it weaponized incompetence

yeah she had me with that last night by the way oh really about what well I was like she was making dinner and she was like I made dinner it's up on the stove

and I said well you make me a plate and she was like well why don't you do it I said well it's been out a little bit and it's kind of cool it's cool and you heat it up really good and when you make the plate it's all divided into perfect

and she's like you know how to do that like you're smart I'm like I don't do it as good as you She goes, you just weaponize incompetence. And then she made me a plate. It was awesome. So it worked. You won.

Good job. It was great. I think she just don't want to hear the whining. Yeah. That's sometimes how it is with our kids. It's like she is taking... Kids. Yeah.

It's like what annoys her the least? Actually making it and heating it up for me or hearing me whine. And I think what annoys her least is her having to heat up food. Because she does. She divides it perfect on a plate. That's nice. And it's heated properly. Like she'll, blows my mind.

She'll heat something up and then she will in the middle, open it up, stir it and put it back into heat again. Where I heat it and I go in it, like I had some mashed potatoes I was heating it up yesterday for lunch. And I was doing it myself. She wasn't there. And they were smoking hot on the outside and inside. Cold. You knew it. Because, yeah, you're supposed to stir it.

But you know what? I just ate it. I just ate it and ate it. Cold in the middle. a man. So, yeah, that's what's up. Okay. How do we get on this?

Maybe. Oh, yeah. Freezing things. Yeah. Cooking. I don't know. You guys can hit us up if you want. 877-77 Bobby.

Thank you. All right, that's it for today. Thank you, everybody, for listening to Part 2 here. Appreciate you. If you don't mind, if you find something funny, we talk about, you don't mind sharing it on your Instagram story. That'd be awesome. Tag us, too.

We'd love to see it. That helps us. Otherwise, we will see you guys tomorrow. That's all. Bye, everybody. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me.

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