The Bobby Bones Show - TUES PT 2: Bobby Messed Up Yesterday + Man Fired For Offensive Halloween Costumes + Who’s Going To The Work Halloween Party? + Child Support for Animals?!

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

We share what a day in our life looks like during the week and why Bobby messed up yesterday. He also talks about his struggles with taking medication and feeling shame for it. We talked about a man who was fired for an offensive costume at a company halloween party. We talked about the work Halloween party we are having this weekend and the drama over who is and isn’t going. Lunchbox shares why he thinks he is the unluckiest person in the world. Bobby then ranks everyone’s new stories they shared from worst to best. Bobby talked about a guy who has to pay child support to his 2 cats.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What did you do yesterday? Hmm. Why did I do? I don't know. Nothing. I mean, just besides work, and it's my podcast day. I feel like I work most of the day.

And then my son had tutoring, and then I made soup. Do you have the same old guy that's tutoring? Do you like? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. But that's, my Mondays are pretty structured. What kind of soup did you make?

White chicken chili soup. It sounds good. It's really good. Why is it white? Because you add cream cheese. Got it. Oh, I couldn't have it then. Oh, I used my son can't either.

So I used a, like, Cight Hill, so it's like an almond. I could have it then. Base, yeah, because he doesn't do well with dairy. Yeah, because it's like a cream cheese alternative. What do you want? What do you mean? What kind of cheese do you want? He wants a brown chicken chili.

That wouldn't be bad. See, it's brown. I need a brownish cheese, though. Don't know if they make that one. I mean, you could just omit the cream cheese part in the super. We'll be brown. Oh, okay. Because it's like, but it's, oh, you like this, Eddie.

It's Poblano peppers, halopinos, onions, a garlic, chicken. No, you did that to yourself. You see what I'm talking about? No, no, you did that to yourself because you brought up the fact that it's white. So then she goes, I'll meet you and say the things that would be appealing to you. Yeah, or synonymous with the Hispanic culture. And then it calls for like any white bean, like any type of white bean, but you could do you can do pinto beans if you want. A little browner.

I guess. Like whatever. It's just like when you said a white soup, I'm like, what makes it a white soup? That just. No, no, I got the answer. And the Caucasian rice. And the white lady making it. Yeah.

And it's from a white lady's website. That's funny. Yeah, but, yeah, so I don't know. I mean, it was rainy and blah. It was blah. Yeah. That's why I wonder what you did. What did you do last night?

Eat soup. During ate soup. Oh, I started, because the, what's that show called? We don't know what you're talking about. I know, it came back on Netflix that everybody wants us. Nobody wants us. Oh, my wife's watching that.

Season two. She's binging that. So I started that back. And then I made us go to bed early. Like everybody early. It's like you're in control. Yeah, because we just needed the rest, I could tell. And by we.

Me and the kids. Just everybody goes to bed. Yeah, I'll go to bed. Mm-hmm. I messed up yesterday. Why? Oh, no. No, not like that.

Because sometimes I mess up like that sometimes too. I went home and so I worked and then we did our show 25 whistles. So Mondays, I hate to say, are exhausting. They're not exhausting. But they're full. They're energy depleting because not only do we do this show, then we do the hour podcast after, then we do 25 whistles and then I have therapy right after. after we leave here.

And so it's all scheduled pretty tight. I went home and I made the decision. I'm going to sit on the couch for 15 to 20 minutes instead of eat lunch. It's the only time I had before I had therapy. And so I sat on the couch and I fell asleep. And I woke up with just enough time to get to therapy. I was out of my mind though. Like I just couldn't connect my thoughts.

One of those where you wake up when you're worse, you wish you wouldn't have gone to sleep. Like you wake up mid cycle. And so I go to therapy. So I'd already taken like one 15 minute nap accidentally. And I got home and I was just whooped. And so I laid down for a second. My wife was just hanging out. She's pregnant, so she's not doing much.

Just hanging out at the house for the most part. But she had been out looking for furniture because we're building a new studio. So she had been out doing that for me. So I think she was to, I guess because I don't see her in the morning, I just feel like she just sits on the couch. I don't think she does. I think she does much crap in the day now that I think about it. Yeah. That's normal though.

I feel like my wife does the same. Yeah, that's kind of unfair to me to be like, well, she wasn't doing crap because when I got home, she had been out. all day looking for furniture for the studio, but I just assumed since she was home when I got home, she'd only been home all day. Ah, that one's on me. So I got home and I laid down for a second after therapy and I fell asleep again.

I took two naps yesterday, kind of inadvertently. And so then, of course, I'm not sleeping last night. So I eat dinner at like four, which is stupid. throws me off. And then... When do you normally eat it? 5.30. Okay.

So then all I'm looking forward to now is the football game. I just need something. And I'm reading this book called I think The Sum of Us. And I read a little bit of it, but I start to get sleepy again. And I really, if I fall asleep before like 8.30, it's considered a nap. And I wake up way too early and I can't do three naps in a day. I'll never go to sleep then. And so I started to get sleepy.

I'm waiting for the game. So I bet some money on the Chiefs and the commanders last night. And I watched that game. And then Arkansas played at 830 basketball. But it was an exhibition game. Another one? Yeah. in Memphis.

And so I watched that until late. I listen to a podcast and it falls like to like midnight. But it's all because I took two naps. Like an idiot. Messed you out. Wasn't even like anything that kept me awake. I just made some bad decisions. And so I'm a little tired today, but I'm fine.

So I'll go home today and take a nap. Keep a cycle going. No. I don't take many naps, but when I do, they mess me up. I did a podcast the other day and I'm doing the podcast. I'm talking to the person. and I'm just not connecting, and I realized it was because I fell asleep

on the couch for like 15, 20 minutes, and we finish, and it's one of those, and Mike and I definitely have our little system down. I was like, dude, I'll protect me from myself in the edit because at the time, I don't even know what I'm talking about half the time. You get like that where you go to sleep and you feel worse if you don't get enough sleep. Yeah, I mean, sometimes if I don't get good sleep at night,

I don't nap though. I might once every three weeks, unless I accidentally fall asleep. Yeah. But when I do that, I remember the thought of, I'll just take a little nap and I'll feel better when I wake. I never feel better when I wake up. If I'm going to get a nap, it's like three hours.

Yeah, like power naps don't work for you? No. Yeah. I started taking Xanax a little bit to sleep because I, not even for this, but like, just like some weird anxiety stuff. And I don't really like to take it because I have this fear of being addicted to anything ever. It's not even just that. But you don't get into the deep sleep.

It helps you like relax and fall asleep, but you don't get into the deepest sleep. You don't? That's when I feel like I do, though. I'm sort of jealous. I haven't taken it in a long time, but that's when I would feel the most refreshed when I would wake up if I was able to take that and sleep. Like, I would feel so good the next day.

I feel refreshed too, but after a couple days, you're not getting, it may be REM sleep. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure it's disrupting something you don't realize, but something about me just feels so good. But then, yeah, I don't. And then my brain doesn't work as well. Like my recall is bad.

With any medicine that you take, any medication you take to get something, you got to give something back. Right. Like there's always, you can use the word side effect, but there's always something you're having to give if you're going to get.

And don't really like it. I wish it made me feel good. Like, anything. Like, people would be like, party on Xandex on TV. It doesn't do anything to me. You want a drug that makes you feel good? Well, I'm sure I could find those.

But relaxing feels good, right? because it relaxes you. It just slows my heart down. I don't even feel relaxed by it. But you're able to sleep. I'm able to, yeah, a little bit. I still wake up in the middle of the night. Okay.

But, and I only ever take it if I've like fought for a long time. And I've been fighting it. Like I would just lay there. And then I'll do check-ins with myself, be like, I'd have been laying here for probably. I don't look at the clock. But I'm like, okay, I feel like this has been like 15, 20 minutes. All right.

Then I'll do it again. And if I'm like three check-ins, in, I'll just take something. But I went like a year and a half. And I've taken like three or four times over the past month or so. I don't like it. I kind of have shame with it. But it's also, I shouldn't have shame with medicine if I'm using it for the right reason. But yeah, there's a give back, man. Like, if I take it, my brain is not as good the next day with like recall and quickness. So I think heroin's the next step. Might as well. Wouldn't that be good if you had like a pass, to take any drug one time

and you wouldn't be addicted to it. Which one would I choose? But wouldn't that be cool? Like because I would, I would, everyone, I'd do heroin in a heartbeat. Okay, but you're not ever going to want to try to try to chase it again? There's not that problem. There's not that problem.

You're going to be like, cool, I tried it. Or you can do any crime once. Oh. Oh, that's not cool. Heck no. But it didn't really happen? No, well, you get to use your pass. But like, what crime would you want to do?

Rob a bank, get rid of. bitch. But you don't go to jet. Now all the risks are there. You rob a bank and you go and you're like, good on the floor. If you get shot by somebody in there, you die. You're not,

you don't have a force-filled around you. But you get to do any crime and in life, everybody gets one turn in a pass for their whole life. Like what crime would you do? And you may not get away with it. So it's not even that you get to successfully commit the crime. But if you get caught doing it,

you, you, oh, I'm going to use my pass. I don't see the fun in this game. It's just like real life. I don't want to commit a crime. You can go do it, but you might get shot or you might get arrested. The difference is if you get caught, not shot, you don't go to jail. Let's say you're doing like some money crime or something.

You don't pay your taxes or whatever. And you're like, they're like, oh, we are going to take you into jail for tax evasion. Oh, not so fast, my friend. Here's my pass. Oh, got it. Okay, fine. Tax evasion. Got it.

That would be yours. That'd be an easy one. I don't have the desire to go commit. a crime. I just... Somebody you hate. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Murder.

No. But do they have to really die? No. Yeah, everything's real. The only thing that you have in your life, you get one pass to turn in at any point to get you out of a crime, to get you out of trouble.

I can't kill anyone. Yeah, no. So what about money laundering? That way you're not getting shot, but you're just skimming off the top, taking from the company. Yeah, you got to actually do it. You don't get a free pass to do it.

You get to figure it all out yourself. It's just if you do it and you get caught. Like robbing a bank, any of us could do today. We could walk in, rob a bank. Maybe we get out with the money. Maybe we don't. What I do is a rod the bank, I hide in a hole. Right.

Because if I find a hole, they ain't fine to me. So that would be interesting, right? So if you get caught, do you, like say you rob a bank, you get caught. Go ahead. Not so fast, my friend, who's my past. Do I get to keep the money? No, no, no, you have to give the money back. But if you have the money and you're already home,

I think if you get caught with the money before you get home, there's like a sally-ali-oxin-free, you yell at that when you get home, and then you get to keep it. If they catch you with the money, like on the way out, you got to get, anyway, what drug would you use? It's hard questions, man. Yeah, I was thinking about that. I mean, people do say heroin, but that just seems so scary anyways.

I don't really want to. But you're not going to get addicted. I know, but just, it just seems not. I guess maybe I do LSD or something. I feel like though that's, I would have like just bad, a bad trip. I'd get like, I'd get like a green unicorn peeing all over me or something. I'm like, stop! Like that's where, like it wouldn't be like a good trip.

Yeah. But I hear you. I think that I would just like to relax. They say ecstasy's cool. I don't, I don't need a boner. Oh, is that what that is? Yeah. I mean, it's like you feel good.

You're like, oh, boner. I don't know it was about boner. I think it's just like you want to touch. Hey, Steve. I think that that's... Isn't it like ecstasy? It's like you want to. It makes you feel like you want to.

So my couple experiences I've had, I guess it depends on your chemical makeup. But for me, I got like an any. I felt like I wanted to. But for some reason, it was like not doing anything. Yeah. But you felt like that.

You felt like you wanted to ride all day long. Got it. Oh yeah. It feels amazing. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Thanks for that.

We're having an adult conversation. Now we know more. If you want to score some, I can find some of them for you. No, we're good. I tell you, a good show would be Bobby. he takes drugs. Yeah, yeah.

That'd be so much fun. I've often thought about that's the documentary that, because I haven't taken anything, and I take, I can't do the show. I'm not going to do the show. So everybody just understand. I'm kidding. This is a kidding, but I do think that this would be a very interesting documentary. And I think I could sell it if I just wanted to do it, but I'm not going to do it.

So everybody's going to message me in my DMs going, you're being irresponsible. I say this in a joking manner because I'm not going to do it, but I do think it would be interesting. Someone that's never taken anything Watching them experience everything I think that would be amazing I think to watch me smoke weed That'd be crazy to watch

No no not first Have a beer A couple beers see how it works And it's slowly the latter Never had a beer So I have a beer Then I do Yeager bombs Oh I saw a Halloween costume

The Audi got fired The Yeager bomber Yeager bomber He got fired? He got fired from his job He was dressed up as Let's say Osama bin Laden

Okay It really wasn't Osama bin Laden on him, but to me visually, it looked, he had the long beard. And then he had, it looked like, like he, you know, when they, they, they, they, yeah, yeah. And but it was all Red Bulls and Yeager. And then he was wearing his Halloween costume. Wait, that got him fired. Yeah. Did he wear that at work? I don't know. He just posted it. I don't know where he was, like, looking to let him go. I don't know, but I think there was some insensitivity with. Oh, because he didn't normally look. Correct. Okay. And I, listen, I,

I can also go. He should have just stayed himself and put the... Well, no, I don't love the costume anyway, but I didn't... But it's funny. The Yeager Bomber, that's a funny idea. Yeah, like Yeager Bomb. That's what it's called. I mean, that's the drink.

And he was, Mike, do you see it? He's like a suicide vest and it's... Yeah, that's bad. He's the Yeager bomber. Do that with your friends, right? Just don't post pictures. Dude, if you do that, you got to post pictures. That's what it's all about.

I did wonder about that, though, because my... Because last year I just wore a hoodie and I painted my face white. It was like glow in the dark and with blood. And my son is like, Dad, are you going to do the white face again? And I was like, ooh, that sounds weird. You can do white face because white people weren't heavily oppressed in this country for hundreds of years. But also, I don't think you're doing like a white guy. A white guy.

You're doing like stark white, like clown face. Yeah, yeah. It's just the way my son said is, like, are you going to do white face again? You weren't me. Right. Right. We weren't trying to be a white person. It would be.

Still, I don't know. I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that. Here we go. That appears the story. Oh, my God. Did this? Is it bad? Well, it gives more context to the headline that I saw.

Amarillo, Texas. Man fired from job for offensive costume at Company Halloween Party. Oh, company party. Yeah, you can't do that. An Amarillo man is now without a job after being fired by his manager for showing up to the company Halloween party dressed as a terrorist. Anthony Bianchi says his costume is meant to be funny. and harmless, but as soon as he arrived at the party, most people in attendance were upset and

uncomfortable. The whole thing is an unfortunate misunderstanding. The whole point of the joke is that I'm a Yeager bomb. That's funny. I'm not even part of the world. I'm an Italian raised guy from Texas. I thought people I worked with are fun and cool, but I guess they're far from it. Looks like I learned my lessons. That's Mr. Biagi. The company he worked for released his statement saying the business has no place for offensive or appropriate behavior. They also claimed this wasn't its first running with HR. Last year, he allegedly asked a female employee if he could sample some of her milk. Okay.

Okay. He's trouble. He's trouble. There's some stuff from behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this isn't the first offense. Because I was going to ask you if, like, he asked you for a job, would you, and you knew that this is what he got fired for. If that's all he got fired for and he was actually a good employee, otherwise, yes.

Yeah. I think, though, if you do it at work, even if the people are good, you, you know, agree there are HR regulations they have to follow or they get fired. Yeah. So I think even the people that fired him probably thought this is a novel costume that possibly makes me laugh. But if I don't do something about it and it gets reported because there's a picture up, I could be fired.

So I think that's probably what ended up getting him. Don't do things at work. They could get you in trouble. And he's obviously done things. Like other people were uncomfortable. And then if he's asked somebody to sample their milk, that's uncomfortable. This guy. Yeah, this guy's right.

And those are just the ones that have been reported. Right. We have a company Halloween party here on Friday, I've been told. Oh, yeah. At lunchtime. Are you guys going? I don't think I'll be attending. The costumes are strongly recommended.

Yeah, tell me more about the party. Food, drinks, costumes, Halloween themed. Should be fun. But isn't it if you're already here, here. Here's a brief something you can do while you're already here. Yeah, I mean, I think we're all going to be, well, sometimes we're around at noon, you know. On Friday, not really around at noon. You're right. Friday, not so much.

I don't know, but the food sounds good. Are they going to have real food or is it just like the fingers food? Morgan, do you know? The fingers food. I got the invite. I did get the invite. I'm not going, though. Do you have to RCP to this?

Yeah, you typically have to RSP to all the work stuff just so they have a head count. And they know how much food to get. How much fingers food? Guys, you know what I found in the kitchen? Finger food. No. Fingers food. It's finger food.

I know. But we didn't know about fingers. I found a cabinet that I opened because I was looking for paper plates full of liquor. Here? Yeah. Wine bottles, whiskey, vodka, tequila, you name it. It was all in there. That doesn't surprise me.

It's pretty awesome. For the parties, I guess. Did you take it home? No, no, no. Remember when they used to have beer cart Friday? Yeah. We never part-partig in that because it was always like a four o'clock on a Friday. Yeah.

I know, but do they still do that? I don't know. There were beers in there too. I don't think there's as many people to work here. Like the cart stops three desks. I just saw a lot of people in the boardroom. Yeah, but sometimes they ran out our board. No, no, it was our people.

It was legit. I heart people. How many people were in there? Well, I don't know. I didn't count, but maybe 10. It's probably, yeah. That's the whole office right there. That's the whole office.

that's all of us once box how was your hotel in san antonia last night oh man it was great it was nice and cool I mean it had a they had to give me toothpaste because I didn't have any toothpaste so luckily they were nice at the front desk

and gave me a little tube of toothpaste for free when you say cool like it had AC what do you mean yeah I mean the AC was pumping too like it wasn't one of those weak ones that you know it's like oh my gosh is this ever going to get cool in here nah 67 degrees it was freezing you can tell because that matters

how crappy you have hotels he's been put in before. Yeah. Yeah. And I liked it because the comforter wasn't too thick. Usually you go to a hotel and they have these thick comforters and you just sweat all night. This thin blanket, beautiful. Thank you. I like a big fat comforter. Same. It doesn't matter the temperature. I need a big fat comforter. I don't like a thin blanket. Don't like a sheet. I need a

full comforter. I don't need a sheet under the comforter. That'll do. but if there's yeah I need a full comforter it's more about the weight huh on you yeah I need it heavy on me yeah you're gonna be held be held by the blanket

I like to feel safe yeah yeah did you see coach trailer lunchbox no he wasn't at the event man oh dang that's my friend I thought it was for athletics yeah

yeah I was for athletics but there was no athletes there or coaches no no coaches either No athletes? No. No.

Huh. How's Tar Pipe? They were good. The athletic director was there, but they didn't let me near her. That's a weird way to say it. Were you trying to get near her? Were you the Yeager bomber? No, no.

I didn't meet her. I asked for her milk. No, no, no. But, yeah, I didn't meet her. But I didn't meet. I think his name was Brad from the athletic department. Yeah. Been at UTSA for about three years.

talked to him for a little bit. But yeah, that was it. No athletes. What did you do as part of the show? Yeah, I went up and talked on the stage and... Like, are you guys ready? Yeah, but the only problem is, turns out Turnpike didn't want an introduction, so I had to do it 30 minutes before they went on the stage.

So you did one stage announcement? Yeah, yeah, yeah. because it was supposed to be two. It was supposed to be like they have a star party coming up in a couple of weeks where Aaron Watson is going to be there. And they do that. They were supposed to do this. Like, oh, you know, buy your tickets now. We were supposed to talk about it.

And then we were supposed to come back out and introduce Turnpike. But it turns out they didn't want to be introduced. So. Do you feel like it was a waste of time to go down there? Um, maybe a little. I mean. Jeff fun. Oh, I had a blast.

Here's crazy. You want to hear a crazy story? I think I do. Well, I mean, fun. I mean, it's not really that crazy, but I went on an alumni podcast. Yeah, big deal. UTSA alumni podcast.

I guess they got one of those and they hit me up. And they're in town. You want to swing by and do the podcast? I was like, absolutely. What knowledge did you drop? We just talked about my journey to UTSA, my journey through UTSA, and then afterwards.

And like how, you know, life, how I came on the show and how UTSA set me up for success. You said it just like that? Yeah. That's cool, man. And what else? Your journey to UTSA. Did your mom just fill out your application?

And they were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was part of the story. And I got to talk about my wonderful roommates in the dorms and just everything. Do you mention how they painted a full, like, 10-foot mural of you, but then cut your head off? we did talk about the mosaic it's actually a tile mural it's not even paint so it is permanent

and how you get excited because there I am and then they chop my head off but it's your body it is my body because they have a black and white photo there that says this is student whatever and it says when the picture was taken so it has your first last name your picture

so they know who the mosaic is of and then they chop my head off yeah that's kind of That's kind of rough. Did you tell that story? We did tell that story. And I said how I all excited I got and how I ran to the next story to see my head.

And there was no head. And it was sad. Yeah, because the girl that her husband does the podcast, she's the one that originally told me that my picture got picked. She was in the building and she saw it and she hit me up. She's like, oh my gosh, you made the new building. Like they did a mosaic of you. And that's how I knew about it. And that's pretty cool.

And then. And then there's no head of me, though. So you just see my arms. It's purposely done that way? Like no head just purposely? Like art? Was anyone's head on it? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Other people have their whole bodies. Including head. Yeah. It's just me. It's just my arm and like chest and then they cut off my head. Were you the only one whose head was cut off? I'm the only one that has the head cut off. Only one.

Weird. It probably is just placement. Yeah, because like I hear you, but it's a theme. lunchbox just kind of getting getting close but then they always cut something and we could walk through this when he got on Friday night lights

and they gave him like a line and he's like an assistant coach who yells like come on you can do it and so they still show him very briefly but then they voiced over his voice with somebody else's voice that's one example another is whenever he got the job

to go to Vegas and be on stage for bad out of hell the meatloaf musical and they cut his line and he's had him right out of motorcycle on wave. He had lines, yeah. He had lines, and then they cut his lines.

He's like, mm-hmm. I wonder what the problem is, lunchbox. Lunchbox, what do you think is happening here? Because this is happening a lot with you, and we have nothing to do with it. It's not like these are pranks by us to you because we, one, could not have affected the mosaic mural.

Two, we did not affect Friday Night Lights. We probably could have done a bad-a-to-heel joke, but we didn't because we were actually excited that they were allowing you to do that. So what do you think's happening? And don't say like the universe hates me. Like, what's a real reason? Eddie, I'm glad you took

the words out of my mouth. I think the universe hates me. I mean, it's out to get me something every time seems to come up. It's amazing how you look at the spectrums. Bobby might be the luckiest person on the planet. Eddie, you agree? Yep. So I might be the most unlucky person on the planet. It just seems like

you have to have a ying to a yang and he may be the ying and I'm the yang where he's lucky. I'm unlucky. Has to balance out the earth because it's unbelievable. I can't plan that. You can't have it. They're building this building, right? This brand new building on UTSA's campus.

And they, out of all the pictures, they took on the campus, they decide that picture, we're going to use that one. Let's just cut off the head. Of one person, not even everybody. That's what I mean. It's like, how is that possible?

Like how when they're sitting in the design room and going over everything and be like, You know what? We don't really need the head there. We just need the arms and the chest. That guy, we can do without the head. The rest, keep them in. I resent the lucky thing because I don't feel like I'm any luckier.

I feel like, especially the first 18 to 20 years in my life, sucked. And so, you know, I don't feel like I hit the old lucky lottery there. But I think a lot of that actually... You can't win them all. Well, according to you guys, I do. No, no, you don't win. We never said you win every time. You are just the luckiest human being on the planet.

Well, I would say there's a lot of instances over a lot of years where it was very unfortunate, not lucky. I think I put myself in a position to have good things happen, but you guys don't hear about the times when it doesn't happen. Did you bet on the game last night? Yeah, I did not win. I was close to hitting a big one, too. I bet three touchdowns last night. I bet Rishie Rice touchdown, Travis Kelsey touchdown, and Debo Samuel touchdown. Debo never hit.

So I did not hit that. I was about to go hard on Drive Kings. I only bet that. Those touchdowns are so hard, dude. Boy, when Rashid Rice hit it, I was like, Commander's got to go down and score, so I'm in. Could have cashed out, didn't. But not for a profit.

So no, I didn't. No, thanks for asking. Well, I mean, that doesn't prove my point. I didn't win. Lunchbox, do you think it's about what you want, though? Like, do you think it's about you want in fame? Like, because you are lucky in a lot of other avenues in your life. You got a wonderful family.

You got a lot of kids, healthy kids. Would you trade a kid for fame? Good question. Well, how big of fame? Like, what do you mean? Go big. Like rich and famous? Or what are we talking?

Johnny Banana's fame. It's your favorite person. And then you got to tell us which kid. Well, no, you don't have to do that, but would you trade a kid? But that doesn't mean they're taken away from you. It means they never happen so you don't know the difference. Johnny Banana's fame, yeah. He's big.

He's a big deal. Is he rich? Yeah, he's rich. A dude doesn't work a day in his life. I think you're just saying words because I'm sure. No, no, he just goes on the challenge and that's about it. Does he do a podcast? What about his future?

He goes on the challenge. Okay. Johnny podcast, Johnny Banana is, whatever his name is. Sorry. I was asking if he had a podcast. So it says on celebrity net worth, Johnny Bananas net worth is $200,000. That's absolutely inaccurate because he's won millions on the challenge.

But usually they go high on these. Like, way high. I don't, I don't know that that's true. What? I don't know that that's true. Oh, they sometimes go low? They just, they're, they're, they're, they just make a number. They're best guessing.

But I don't, I don't even know that that's true. All I did was look that up. Yeah, I mean, because the one, he won like a million dollars. He took half the money, like he was, it was supposed to split between two people. And he said, Teage, I think I'm going to take the money and run. Left that out of a girl empty handed. But do you think he just gets the million and just sits in a bank and he just looks at it? he probably spends half go to taxes. He's probably got a manager, probably got an agent.

I'm not saying that it's not great to win that money, but I don't know enough about him. I don't know. I mean, he sells t-shirts. I mean, there's no way he's going to work 200,000. Yeah, there's no way. Again, would you, you trade one kid? Probably for that kind of fame, yeah. Okay. And it'd probably be my youngest because I don't know him. I don't know him the least. Well, you wouldn't know any of them.

Right? It'd be like before they were, you just wouldn't have them. Yeah, it just would have never happened. There would be no feeling of loss. You wouldn't even know you traded it for that, except for the moment leading up to it. Gotcha. So you would do that?

So I won't pick which kid then. Yeah, no need to, but you already did. Thank you. Yeah, no need. Okay, but your trip was good? Yeah, trip was good, man. When do you fly back home? Today at like 3 o'clock.

What are you going to do up until then? You're going to that radio station? You're already there. You're going to do something or anything? Yeah, they're going to have a catered lunch for me. They want to celebrate me being in town. So they're getting some Mexican food, fajitas, chips, salsa, queso, you name it. I think you got it did.

You name it. Maybe some rice. Calupas. All right, let's go around the room. Maybe what do you have over there? So there's a threat to our national cybersecurity. Do I have life lock? Oh, you're good then.

Yeah. Well, it's mostly to people that work in the tech space. So just a heads up, if a very attractive woman, possibly from Russia or China, is suddenly very interested in you, she's been deployed. Because Russia and China are deploying their finest babes. Are you reading? I don't know what's happening here with this. They're deploying the finest babes they have to seduce tech.

industry professionals in the West. In real life? In real life. How do they get here? I don't know. Or are they already here? They may already be here. They're like sleeper cells just waiting.

Yeah. They're fine babe sleepers. It's like they're deployed and they're focusing on the West to gain valuable secrets. What kind of secrets? This sounds like a techie secrets. It sounds like a TV show. A porno spy show. But it's not.

Interesting. It's real life. It's like some guy. He's actually like really buff. but you're wearing nerd glasses. And like, I don't know what I'm doing today. And so I'm like, hello, I hear to read your secrets. But the thing is, they may sound American.

Okay. They may have adapted to the West and then now they've been called. It's like your mission has begun. So there are sleeper cells to hook up with nerds. Maybe. I don't know. Where do you find these stories? Great question.

That one. Just came to you? No, I saw it. She's made it up. No, I didn't make it up. I made me, because I get... There are people that like Honeypot, for sure. This feels a bit like that.

What's Honeypot? Honeypot. Well, other countries, they like send out their hot chicks to like get... Yeah. Medium to mid to lower mid guys to fall in love with them and then they're in a relationship with them, but really they're just gathering intel. Hmm. You guys don't know about honey pots?

No. I've heard, yeah, this is very similar. A lot of spy shows. It feels like that's exactly what it is. There's honeypot nerds that are in tech. You know? Yeah. A win is a win.

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They broke into a restaurant. And the restaurant is like, has a bunch of roses. It has a big old mural where people take pictures. Well, they robbed the joint, stole $450 a bottle of liquor. And they hooked up in the restaurant. It's on camera. Yeah, it's on camera. They just wanted to do it.

Yeah. It was 3.30 in the morning. And they were right there by the roses mural where, you know, people usually take their pictures for Instagram. So when they came in the next morning, it was kind of like, all destroyed and they're like, what in the world happened? They watch the camera, a couple hooking up.

You know, it's crazy to think that people live their life that way, right? And like ours is so like, we wake up in the morning, we get our kids ready for school, we get, you know, like you got people over there that are breaking into a restaurant in the middle of the night, stealing all the liquor and hooking up on the floor. I mean, what makes you think, hey, let's break into a restaurant. Why we're here, might as well hook up. Like, it's crazy to think. I think they're already drunk, though, don't you?

Probably. Yeah, yeah, and other things. So they're already affected, which affects the rest of... Their decision-making. Yeah, all of it. Not even the rest of it, all of it. Yeah, to do it to begin with. Yeah.

All right. Morgan. What do you mean? Also, my story just looked it up. It's from the New York Post. And this is a real thing. It's called sex warfare. With hot Russian babes.

It says China Russia use or they've unleashed sex warfare to seduce U.S. tech execs to steal. secrets. They use the word, they've deployed attractive women to the United States. Morgan, what are you? Question babes. Okay, have you guys seen on social media? There's people crawling on all fours. Do you? Amy, okay? Still got the cold? I hit my cough button. Yeah, but we heard you. Because lunch as Mike is on. Well, he's not even here. Let's turn it off. Well, no, no, it's more that we're in the room we heard you. Yeah, and it's I also, I'm just like generally concerned for you. Oh. Because it's a deep cough. Last time you did this,

you're like, I'm not sick. No, I'm not. I'm better. You see where the COVID vaccine now is found to like fight off cancer. Like it, have you seen that story? No. It came out a few days ago. I can find it.

Is this like, yeah, Russian bots having sex with you or something? Nope, that's not what I was going to say. No, Viagra? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, like how they found it was a heart medicine. Which one?

Oh, God. Which one? So the MRI COVID vaccines may help some cancer patients fight tumors. tumors are less aggressive if you were to have gotten the vaccine. Are you saying which vaccine? Yeah. Oh, I can just read you. It was in like 10 places, so I can read you.

I can't remember what I did. I don't remember which one I got. It's a promising medical discovery that could help researchers fight cancer. New research published in the Journal of Nature has found that patients with some forms of advanced cancer who received a COVID-M RNA vaccine lives significantly longer than those who didn't. And again, it's very specific. on what kind of tumor and what stage the tumor was in, but how that vaccine actually helped

that. So it's not universal. Nothing is in medicine. Like there are people, the vaccine hurt. Most it didn't. But there are, I mean, that's anything you take. And everybody's body reacts differently. But the mass produced COVID-19 vaccines built using the MRI model, which were rapidly manufactured could also help immune systems recognize and attack cancer tumors new studies have shown. Studies in mice and analysis of medical records of cancer patients who received the shots for COVID-19 before starting immunotherapy for cancer treatment revealed a startling pattern. The vaccinated patients lived significantly longer than those who had not received the shots. But you're right, it could be something like that. They realized in this vaccine, we have stumbled across something

that has helped a specific type of tumor, just like it was like, hey, blood pressure, everybody's got a boner, I think we'll use the pill for that. Yeah, mold and hey, look, penicillin. Yeah, yeah. And that's how a lot of discoveries are. But I thought that was an interesting story. It was from a couple days ago, so it's not even like breaking news. But that's what's up?

Where was I? Morgan. What was your story? Yeah, it was about quadrobics, so people are moving on all fours, like a bear crawl or a leopard walk, that kind of thing. It's like a new fitness trend that people are doing online. I've seen it. It looks painful.

Yeah, they say it's supposed. to help your coordination, course stability balance, and like cardio. I hate bear crawls. We did them in football. We did them all season football. We'll occasionally do them now. It's terrible. You don't feel good.

It sucks. And yeah, it's hard. Yeah. Because it's good for you. Yeah. And they say, I mean, people are saying like, okay, it's not actually as intense of a good thing for you as they're saying, but it is a good supplement for your coordination and stuff. I can definitely see where it would be a core builder.

Yeah, but then when it's time to stand up, like, a hour. You don't have to stand up for an hour. I mean, we used to just do them in, like, like, bear crawl sprints. The people I've seen online, they're like. Oh, I haven't seen them. I don't know. They're just crawling everywhere? Yeah.

Yeah, like, I go on a hike on my two feet. They go on four. No way. Yes. Yes. Yeah, yes. Like. They're just stupid.

No, they love it. No, no, but they're stupid. Stupid people love stuff too. Some of them even do it like barefoot the whole time. Yeah. They don't have gloves or anything? No, I want to wear a whole beer costume. If they're going to do it, then they're not stupid.

Right. I would need shoes from my hands, shoes from my hands, Shoes for my feet. That'd be called a glove for your hand. Yeah. Okay, or a glove. People are looking pretty silly when they're exercising outside now. Like the vest to me, like everyone looks like a SWAT team member.

You know, like everyone with those vests. And then every 40-year-old woman you passed. That too. And then they make them camo too. Like, you don't need a camo-weighted vest. I really thought a SWAT dude was running through my neighborhood. He might. What if he's a military guy?

Odds are not. But it could have been. Yes, but odds are there are so many of those. Because that's like rucking. Yes. And then... That's what it's called rucking. Oh.

Yeah. And then there's just... Look up Miami football uniforms this past weekend, Amy. I want to know, because you come in for a while and you'd be like, I like this uniform. Look up University of Miami football uniforms this past weekend and tell me what you see. I don't even want to lead you to it because if you don't say the right thing, I'll have you look it up again.

I think Miami played... They play... They play... Syracuse maybe this past week? I don't gosh there's so much football this past weekend Stanford

Stanford okay let me see when you get it pulled up don't get distracted Amy she's on something else Chinese and Russia hoties again no oh

what do you see? Wait are they wearing like all green okay keep looking look at the jersey is it camo

yeah okay now I see Okay, green pants, camo top. What are your thoughts? Black helmet and like the U is all green. I don't hate it. We were just debating that yesterday. I thought it was pretty cool.

25 whistles. I don't hate it. I mean, I would have gone with a, that is a very, it's not my favorite kind of camo green, but. You're like a real tree? Yeah. There's better camos they could have gone with aesthetically.

Well, Eddie's point too was, you're in Miami. Why are you camoing? And isn't camo like sand? Sand camo? Were they doing some like, it looks like they have an American flag on the shoulder. Was it some like, honoring, salute to service type thing. But also, all alternate jerseys are cool. I don't like the way they did the numbers. I don't like, I didn't really love the camo. Yeah. I like the reason for the camo, but I didn't really like the camo. Especially on those guys. Like it didn't make sense. I'm with you. I, I could get behind this, but like we need a different design. Yeah. And the green is...

You're right, because Miami colors usually are like hot pink and light blue, electric blue. Like, that's just a Miami color. Or like skin with a little blue and a little water, a little sand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look up the Steelers throwback uniforms from this past weekend. Did you see those? Who were they playing? No, Packers.

It was Packers and Steelers. But the Steelers were the ones wearing it. Yeah, the Steelers are the ones wearing the throwbacks. Okay. Do you see them? Full body? Yeah. What do you see?

I see like a vintage bumblebee. Yeah. Yes, bumblebee's good. That's a perfect description. I see. What about the pants? I see tan pants with yellow socks. Yeah, the pants look like skin.

So you saw pants? I see that. Well, yes. I mean, it's clear to me they have pants on, but I could see like if I was watching on TV running around the field that they might look naked. Yeah, Wendy the Pooh. They're all wearing shirts with big.

They're junk hanging out. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, it was weird. Yeah, it was weird. That's a bad move. I didn't like that one. I like the helmets and the jerseys. I did not like the pants.

Like somebody, it's like nude. Like what color pants are we going to use of these? I think we go with the nude ones, Chuck. Yeah, it felt weird. Yeah, the crotch areas. What is what? I don't like it on a lot of the players right now. Huh.

You can stop looking, though. She's zooming in. Amy's like, I'm 13 in and I don't. Hey, scuba Steve. He stepped out. Okay. Eddie. Oh, my story?

Yeah. You're going to love this. Mine's just Diddy. Diddy is expected to get out of. Why would I love that? Why would I love that and it's about Diddy? No, I meant like, you're not happy with anybody else's stories. You're not going to like my story.

Mine was good. Everybody's was good. Morgan's was good. Longfax says it was good? Yeah, but Bobby's like, no. Everybody's was good. Fine. You don't find it interesting that they got in the restaurant and hooked up, but that's

hilarious. Yours is probably the worst. You're probably the worst. Oh, really? Oh, I thought lunch was the best. No, mine is, to any of our Silicon Valley listeners. I'm going to tell you, we ain't got many, if we have any. Be on the lookout.

You know what? If I heard this story and I was Silicon Valley and a really hot rush, I was saying going, a really hot Russian girl comes up, I would know it. I'd still hook up, but I would know it. And then I wouldn't let her close to me. And you wouldn't tell her secrets. Nope, and then I'd look for a Chinese one. Is that happening to?

They're from China and Russia. Yeah. Oh. And don't, I don't know. Somehow word got passed along to London. and London is like mourning. Always. Classic London, always helping us out.

Right, I don't know, guys. Eddie, do your story. Then I'll rate interesting and non-interesting. Yeah, go ahead. I hate it when you do this. No, it's just the fact that Diddy's getting out in 50 months. I saw the date, yeah. May 8th, 2028, which.

If he doesn't get pardoned, I still think there's a chance he gets pardoned. Really? Yeah. No way. I'm thinking like, what? Is that three years? Less than three years. But like, if you were in prison, what?

holiday would you miss the most Christmas Oh Interesting How is this even What about like 4th of July Okay no Like fireworks

You're not getting fireworks in prison Or do they Let's walk them New Year's don't care about Valentine's don't care about St. Patrick's Day Don't care about My birthday

Don't like care about that April May What's in May Cinco Mayo Thank you Amy You're welcome. Would you miss that one?

No margaritas in prison. Nope. June. Is there a holiday in June? Teenth. June 10th. You know what? For the record?

You do care. I do care, but there's not a big like. Celebration. Yeah. Yeah. There's not a big like, I wouldn't miss it as far as. Yeah. But I do think that's a valuable day.

It's when the slaves are freed. Yeah. But no, I wouldn't miss that because I don't, there's no food or anything. Maybe it should be. That'd be awesome. Presence. That'd be awesome. So June July.

Fourth of July. Don't give a crap. It makes a dog. Yeah, because the dogs go crazy. I don't like that. August. September. Labor Day.

Labor Day. Again, don't do anything. It's not like I'm getting a day off work in prison. I'm going to go to prison. Okay. Halloween. No, no, don't care about that one. Thanksgiving.

I don't care about that one. Christmas. Not really. What? So you'd be a good prisoner. I'd be pretty good. Yeah, you wouldn't miss any of it. Yeah.

It would be Christmas for me. Christmas for sure for me. Yeah. Okay. That's right. Least interesting is Lunchbox's a story about people breaking it and hooking up. He just want to talk about hooking up. I mean, that's a funny story. Like, you don't see criminals doing that. Like, I don't

understand why that's not interesting. That's funny and it's funny to talk about. But, I mean, I guess you guys don't find that hilarious. I found it hilarious. Eddie voted for mine is the best. So Eddie and I think we're the same way. You guys are the same. We're not the same. I did think it was interesting, though, lunchbox. Thank you, Eddie. Lunchbox in the last place. I don't feel like Amy knew her story. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. I wrote it all the way down. And then she started, what the heck is that? Notes.

It looks like a ransom load. Those aren't notes. Yes. That's like finger paint. It looks like you got some finger paint and just slap some stuff on there. I have. The latest threat to national cybersecurity comes with a. Why did she write them down?

I don't question her methods anymore. Like you have a computer. Hold on. What I think really happened is that she had read it and didn't have it pulled up and she tried to go from memory. She did a terrible job. No, I didn't go from memory. I haven't written all the way down.

She goes, oh wait, who is that from? And she Googled it again and found it goes, actually was from the New York Post because if she would have had it pulled up she would have told you New York Post immediately. I didn't need it pulled up because lunchbox you're not here to see that I wrote down an entire paragraph of every detail that needed to be said

except for the actual news article. Fourth place Amy. I mean, thanks a lot lunchbox. She probably caused me fourth being all. No, I'm just telling you how I see it from my perspective. Third place, Morgan. Hey, I'll take third place. It was right in the middle. I don't remember Morgan's.

It was about people crawling on all fours. And we got a whole conversation. A lot of it leads to something. Yeah, this led, mine led to... Second place. Well... Just honey pots. Yeah.

Okay, I guess I should have brought up mine when I said when I said. Oh, man, that's a win for me. Yeah. And then first, nobody, because they all... You? No. COVID. Of course.

COVID cancer, yeah. But I didn't bring that. I know, but it was just a bonus. Do you have one? Dude, I have an 80. Bobby? All right, thank you very much. Bobby, go ahead.

As part of a divorce agreement with a Zex guy, to pay $240 every three months as child support for their two cats. Wow, that's crazy. Is that a thing? Child support for cats for animals? I think anything's the thing in a divorce agreement. Let's go over to Amy.

Amy, anything's a thing, right? Divorce expert? No, she's been through it. I wasn't even saying that as like a shot. Yeah, I mean, you've come up with, I mean, the cats should have the same lifestyle they had when everybody was living together. No way.

Well, I would think more so than going the cats have a lifestyle. These are costs associated with the animals that we shared. and I don't want to have to take all the costs on. That's not fair. How do you come up with these things? Are you just thinking about like, all right, the cat? No, there's like things. Some of it is a, it may be state by state,

but there's an actual calculator that, you know, there's a discovery period where you turn in everything to your attorneys and fill out all these spreadsheets. And they have eyes on like everything. All the money in, all the money out, what you've spent the last couple of years so they have an idea of your spending, and then they determine from there.

And some of it, so like for child support, they enter it into a calculator, and they'd be like, the state says, literally, this is what you have to pay. And then if there's something like alimony, you figure that out amongst yourselves. I'd feel like I'd call off the divorce

if I'd do all that. You don't want to get divorced anymore because that's too much. I mean, it's not a blanket, figure it out amongst yourselves, but like it could be that this is the recommended and you could maybe go high or lower or none at all, whatever.

Do you want my backup? because I never know if one of you guys are going to do the story that I have. Right. Nah, I don't want to do UFOs. It's a bad time for me to do that. Why is it a bad time? That would be last place. You guys will be like, this is stupid.

I love UFOs. There's just a lot of activity along the coasts where they're seeing a lot of really weird things right now. Probably China and Russia dropping off their women. Amy moved up. Amy now moves up to the number. number three spot. They have this UFO tracking app

that's called Enigma. It's logged more than 9,000 reports of strange underwater objects near U.S. coastlines that they're not sure really what they are. And there are mostly along California and Florida and this rarely is this many in this amount of time.

Could it be like a submarine? It could be anything, but not 9,000. Okay. A lot of countries in the world. And I feel like the ocean is like the wild west We know nothing about the ocean We know it We know the surface and what's close to us

That's it No we know the depths of it Because we do so we don't But we don't know what's down there No we don't And do we really know the full depths I don't think we do I don't think we know exactly how deep it is

What? Hello? Your live feed started playing Why are you watching our live feed I wasn't meaning to A phone call was coming in I tried to hit end And I guess I hit play your

The live feed Huh that makes sense Yeah Well yeah I have Facebook on my phone So I had a kid in the line If we keep pushing We'll get the real answer But I don't care to push

I can give you the phone number That was calling That's all right There was a guy that went to You know we were talking about the guy That went to jail Because he was going up And hitting people with the needles

There was nothing in them Oh yeah But he would do prank videos When he would stick the needle in people Uh huh and videos are crazy to watch. I don't like it, for the record. I don't like it.

It was crazy though. You watch it and you're like, God, Lee, what a prank. Like, who even thinks of that? It's terrible. And he would just run off. You'd run off and he'd jabble. Yeah, because like emotionally.

You would think someone just gave you HIV or something. Yeah. That was the thing when we were a kid, it was like if you reach into the bottom of a pay phone and get your finger pricks, if they'd put AIDS on a needle. Yeah. Did you guys ever hear that?

Yeah. And I don't think it was true. Because I don't think you can just put AIDS on a needle, just knowing about, science. You can't? I don't think it lives like that. I don't think it can just live on exposed blood on the surface of a piece of metal. Then how come they say don't share needles? Because you can transmit. That's a great question. That's a great point Eddie. I don't know. But I don't think on a nail let's see here. In cold temperatures for 42 days it can live on a needle tip if the syringe is containing the

infected blood. Inside of it? Yeah. It's the blood's dry. So it's got to be inside the syringe. It sounds like. I don't know. But I don't think it would be on a pay phone.

Maybe I'm wrong. But I never really fell for that one. Candies. They laced. Apples. With AIDS. Oh yeah. All sorts of stuff.

Or they put needles in the candy bags? I've heard of that. But I never heard of apples being laced with AIDS. Uh, something. I don't know. I think that was combining stories. but it was like... Razor blaze in the...

Oh, Razor blades. I just never heard the AIDS on it. I guess you could put AIDS on the Raids on the razor blades. AIDS? Rays or... Rayser Blah. AIDS. I get it. Rimes. So anyway, this guy goes and he goes to the bathroom in a Walmart and he sits down on the toilet

and he gets stabbed with two syringes. Oh, no. That had pink liquid inside. And so they tested the liquid and the test came back in conclusive. But yeah, I know he sits down and gets pop with two needles. Oh, my goodness. Don't you look, though? No.

When you sit down. No, no, don't you look at the toilet, especially in a Walmart. Yeah, yeah, you wipe it down first. You do a lot of things. I do. Wipe it down. No, I don't even wipe it down. I wipe it down first and then I put all of the toilet paper in like a little.

Horseshoe. Okay. What? You line the toilet? Yes. My butt's not touching that toilet. Yes, of course, line it. That's the dumbest thing I've ever.

It's not dumb at all, actually. So in that case, yes, Bob, I do look at the toilet. It's crazy. I'm looking at the picture of it, and it's, they use, like, medical tape. and it's taped on the, like, let's say the lid, right? And so the toilet lid, pung, falls down. They taped it on the porcelain

to where it lines up and the needles go right above the lid. So, if it would be the back of your butt? No, it'd be the... It looks to me like it's like the side, right, Mike? I think it's the back of the butt. It is? Yeah, because the back is like the base of the...

Mm-hmm. Of the toilet, right? And you never really go that far back. You look at the bottom of the toilet where it is. It looks like the back. Anyway, they taped it and the needles are coming over the top. The only thing over the lid is the needles. If you lift the lid, you do see more.

And it's some kind of pink liquid. They don't know what it was? Not yet. It's inconclusive, they said. Pepto? Well. Soap. What if it were like a superhero power?

That'd be cool. Yeah. And you're all freaking out. And you're like, I think I got... A disease, and now you can fly. That would be cool. You ever worry about something coming up from the toilet and biting your butt while you're... No, because I don't really...

Snake. I don't really go out snakes that way. I have an irrational fear of that. Like a spider biting you through the toilet. Anything. Yeah. They say to always look when you go to a hotel, look in your toilet, for that reason. Snakes?

No, spiders, bugs. Hey, Scoob, I have a question. I need to ask you. He stepped out of here. Again, I literally just saw him in there. He came in and left. Yeah, he might have something pretty important going on. Is that a euphemism for diarrhea?

I don't know. Hey, also, I learned that lining the toilet seat with paper doesn't effectively help spread. Of course it does. No, it doesn't help with germs. Oh, well, no, because that's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you're just protecting the seat and your butt cheeks. So why do you do it? Because I don't want dirty toilet touching my butt cheeks.

You don't want some real s pee touching just in general? Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Scuba's back. Hey, scuba. Hey man, what's up? Question. Yeah.

And I can't ask you this because I can't get a yes from you. Okay. Because it will get you in trouble, but something's been happening here in the building. And we think it might be you. Okay. So I'm going to ask you, have you been doing stuff in the stairwell? Doing stuff in the stairwell? Oh, bro.

Like touching myself or something? No. That's not what we did. Did anyone go there? No. But you said with like a smirk in her face like, hey, you get naked in the stairwell? I didn't say anything. Okay.

Do you, like, go off to the stairwell to do anything? No, I don't know. I go to the stairwell to go home because I park in the one below us. There's a theory. And so now I'm going to say what it is because you don't go into the stairwell to do anything. I go to the stairwell to go to my car. That's it. That's it.

Or if I forgot something, I may go down there and grab something. Okay. So there's a theory. Eddie's theory? Among someone from someone in the room. Eddie's faces. You do afterno. You do afternoons on a rock station.

Yeah. And that because of that, you may be living the rock lifestyle a little more. I smoke at home. And then you go home and smoke weed in the stairwell. No. Or you go down and smoke weed in the stairwell. For me, smoking at my point in my life, 20 years ago different, it now puts me to sleep. So for me, it's my vice at night to give me to turn my brain off and go to sleep.

So if I were to do that now, it would not be conducive with working a 14, 15-hour day. Okay. And if I were to smoke, I'd go out in the balcony right there where there's fresh air. Yeah, but you could get caught doing that. There's no one here when I'm here. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

It was just somebody's thought in theory about your new lifestyle since you're doing afternoons on a rock station that maybe you're smoking. And it also smells like weed in there. Oh, it does? In the stairwell. In the stairwell? Yeah. Oh, okay. So I've been told.

Okay. Well, that's not me. If anything, I'm doing the opposite, are usually around like noon or one I'm taking these magic mind shots that wake me up and jolt me and keep me awake. You should take like the bumblebee from the gas station. What's that? Those capsules? I took some of those, dude. Those sound deadly.

It worked. I think it lifts something else, not your brain. I think it lifts at all. Okay. All the above. I think everything gets lifted. That's funny. Okay.

I think we're done then. That was Eddie right, huh? Nope. It was me. I wasn't going to sell anybody out. It's fine. I smelled the weed and that was my theory. Oh, there's also, we also live in an apartment building where there are people who live.

Yes, yes, for sure. So it could easily be just a problem to live there. Rock and roll lifestyle, Amy said. Oh. Well, it's like, yeah, you're working for the rock station now. You've got to get in the mood. It's 420 on the rock station. Who's getting high on the stairwell?

Ow. I just did. You had a bad, not your fault, but a song that was not classic rock yesterday. Oh, the fine again from C-there? Yeah, it wasn't big enough. I mean, I feel like I agree with you because I wasn't too big on it. Exactly. Right.

I don't know it. Right. Well, even if you don't know it, but then he started singing it, maybe you would know up, but it's hard to even sing. Because I knew the song once you played it, but I was like to be considered classic rock. We're not looking at a time. Because if it fits within like 25 years ago, it's in the running. It's like, it's in the Hall of Fame. Five years you're retired. You're now in the Hall of Fame. You're in the running for it if you're good enough. Same thing with music. Fits in that frame, that time frame, but then it wasn't good enough. And I heard the song and I recognized it, but I was like, I don't think this is classic rock. Yeah, no, I agree with it. And I was so hard on last week when I did Huey Lewis in the news. I think I needed something kind of like reset it to get it back to that level. What was the Huey Lewis song? I went, dude, I went hard. I ended up playing five Huey Lewis songs that day.

Because I think there are some that deserve to be classic rock. I think the power of love deserves to be classic rock. You do? Even though's a pop song? But it was rock, though. And it was also October 21st, which was the day back to the future. So kind of tied in nicely. And I did, I want a new drug.

I want a new drug. Good one. I think that's classic rock. The harder rock and roll The harder rock and roll And then I did hip to be square Hip to be square Four classic rock songs

Wow And then someone said walk a thin line Which I was like Can't sing it back Yeah exactly Do it do it I mean I may know it I haven't heard it in a while

Did you do if this is it Oh yeah This is it I didn't Please tell me so Yeah I wanted to do that one That was a jam That one doesn't feel is rocky

though That one feels definitely on the pop side Yeah They all were pop I love to Louis I liked his one with Gwyneth Paltrow. I love it when we're cruising together. What was that movie?

This is Made for Love. Cruising. It's good. I was thinking the movie was called Cruise Sliders. That's Gwyneth Paltrow? It's duets. Duets. Yeah, that's Gwyneth.

Oh, wow, okay. This is it. That was a chance. All right, we're done. I have on the Bobbycast today, Aaron Watson, in the first 30 minutes is us talking about each of our own version of when we got into like a three-year feud. It's the first half hour of it. I'll let him tell his side of the story.

Then I told my side of the story. And we have different recollections of it. Is that why your picture was like, ooh, we're fighting? Yeah. His idea. The dukes. His idea. That's funny.

It took it out. Yeah. And so that's the, yeah. the first part of that. So there's a Bobbycast with Aaron Watson. And check it out. It'd be good. Amy, you have a new one up today? Yeah, and feeling things with Amy and Kat. We talk about how to feel your best when getting dressed. Kat teaches us about the Ralph Lauren rule. It doesn't have anything to do with like you're wearing, you're not wearing Ralph Lauren clothes, but it is a Ralph Lauren three piece rule. Like if you work there, this is how you have to dress, but it's supposed to

like complete your look and you should feel put together no matter what as long as you follow the rule. All right. Yeah. Check it out. If you have some time. You know what's the hardest thing about everybody having a podcast? Because everybody has a podcast in life now. It is, it's so saturated. It's so hard for a podcast to cut through it all now because again, everybody has a podcast. Every human I know has a podcast. And I think that's great. I love it. But the hardest part is everybody goes on everybody's podcast. So there are no, there are. There are. no original guests anymore. And so if you can't do a podcast without guests,

you can't do a podcast anymore. That's kind of the new rule of podcast. Like if you can't just sit and talk on a microphone for an hour, you probably shouldn't do a podcast because if you got a guest, 70 or two other people have had that same guest because everybody's guesting on everybody's podcast and then asking people, can you be a guest on my podcast? It's taking a weird turn. It's interesting.

It's taking a weird turn. Like it's hard to get a guest that no one else has on, you know, seven times in the past week. Anyway, check our podcast out. All right, we're done. Thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody.

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