The Bobby Bones Show - TUES PT 2: Bobby’s Craziest Idea Yet Might Become A TV Show + What Murderbilia Bobby Owns + The Selfish Wheel
Episode Date: March 25, 2025Bobby talks about a man who went into kidney failure to try and win a bet. It reminds us of when Amy took the World’s Hottest Shot. Bobby shares two crazy flight stories one involving a lighter ...and the other involving a missing phone. Plus, a guy who was pulled out of an airplane bathroom for taking too long suffering from constipation. We also share more Tuesday Reviews Day. Bobby gives a half-date on a TV Show idea he shared with you recently and how it might happen. Bobby talks about the muder-bilia he recently purchased. We spin the Selfish Wheel and whoever it lands on gets to talk about whatever they want.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The guy in Russia went into a kidney failure.
He did 2,000 squats to win a bet with a friend.
I'm talking about dedication.
I felt that.
The 2,000 squats put him into kidney failure?
Yeah, I mean, that part second.
But let's go.
Like, he committed the bet.
It's a dumb bet.
Two friends making a dumb bet.
Yes, sir.
Now, I don't like how, you know what,
happened for you. Yeah, yeah. A guy was hospitalized and treated for kidney failure after doing
2,000 squats to win a bet with a friend. Doctors at a hospital, recently reported the
unusual case of a man in his early 20s who was hospitalized with severely reduced kidney function
as a result of physical overextension. The patient told doctors that his troubles began after winning
a bet with a friend who challenged him to do 2,000 squats in a set period of time. Confident
as physical abilities, he accepted.
Yeah, as I'm talking about, buddy, you'll always have that memory.
Oh, dude, if you were like the other guy that placed the bet, though, that's a terrible feeling.
Your buddy's hurt.
He's kidney failed.
The only similar experience is Amy drinking that hot shot.
We thought she was going to die.
I thought it was over.
There have only been a few times in my life where I'm like, nope, show's over, as in not for the day, like forever.
And Amy took a shot of the hottest shot ever.
Yeah, like alcohol.
Yeah, much like the hottest chip ever.
Much like the hottest, they have all these.
She took the hottest shot ever.
I threw it back like it was.
It was a regular shot.
It was a regular shot.
Texas A&M, college station.
Well, no, I mean, I just wanted to get it over with,
but I had no idea what was about to hit me.
No idea.
None of us did.
We were not prepared.
Maybe she started slamming the table.
But she lost a bet.
It wasn't that we made her do it.
She lost a wheel, I believe.
Something like that.
So she takes the shot and then
you screamed something.
You screamed.
Help me.
Yeah, somebody help me.
Help me.
And we all froze.
We didn't know what to do.
That's the worst thing she could have yelled.
If she would yell, I'm hurting.
This is terrible.
Ow, all of that.
We're like, oh, no, that sucks.
Yeah, you play the game.
You know, play dumb games, win dumb prizes type thing.
But when she yells, help me.
Like a little bit, my heartflare.
Oh, God.
Yeah, I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital.
I really did.
I really did.
Guys, that's a real bad 15 seconds for me.
15 seconds.
For me, for you, it's longer.
But for me, that's a real bad 15 seconds where I was like, uh-oh.
Yeah.
But yeah, shout out to the guy who did the 2000 squats.
I'm proud of you, buddy.
It doesn't say what they bet.
Like, what does this mean for him long term with his kidneys?
It's a new one.
The bet.
Golly.
Guys are stupid with bets, right?
We like to do bets.
Lunchbox once made a bet with his roommate that he would grow his hair out for an entire year.
And the bet was for, I believe, $1,000?
$1,200.
$1,200.
It's a random number.
He would do.
Well, yeah, why was it?
So my roommate bet me $1,000 and my other buddy gave me $200.
And I was like, $1,200, I'm in.
To not get a haircut for a full year.
Yeah.
And I'm talking about it's gross.
No.
It grew gross.
It grew with absolutely no, like, wave, no curl.
It was as true as could be.
And so it's kind of gross.
But he grew it out.
over a year and then time to pay up and
I got $200 and not $12.
What?
Yeah, my roommate, he and
impregnated a girl about halfway through
and I said, look, we can call the bet off.
It's over and he's like, no, a bet's a bet.
We're doing it.
All right.
Never got that money.
Yeah.
And what's funny is what showed up on Facebook yesterday
was I'm three months into growing my hair out.
Like a memory?
Yeah.
And then
it cuts it
because it was long
and it's like
let's donate it.
Locks of love.
Absolutely.
And locks of love.
That was a plan
and then they didn't want it.
They wouldn't take it.
That's to make wigs out of it.
Yeah, for cancer patients.
They thought his hair,
I don't know.
I don't know what was wrong with it in their mind.
I had my ideas,
but I don't know why they wouldn't accept his hair
that was long enough.
and they said no
so we ended up throwing it in the ocean for the oil spill
that's good
soak up the oil
yeah
and I heard it soaked up pretty much all the oil
was what was cool
just his hair
just his hair
so shout out to the guy
who did 2,000 squats
there were two flight stories
I wanted to talk about
one
this is from
a view from the wing
don't be
continuously flicking your lighter
during a flight
who does that
I thought you couldn't take
those on. A recent flight
from Kansas City to Phoenix had to be diverted
after a passenger, not only refused to
stop activating his lighter, but also refused to turn
it over to flight attendants until after
the journey was completed. After one
final warning from the cockpit, the plane was diverted
to a nearby airport, and the passenger
was removed and taken to a hospital
for a mental evaluation.
I agree, like, how do you get the lighter
on? Some stuff gets through.
I have friends that have gotten box cutters
through an accident because their job
literally in their bags, included box cutters.
because they'd go to different factories.
And they were like, oh, God, I got box cutters in the plane.
So I don't know how it got there.
But that was one.
The other one, Mike, if you'll hand it to me.
Lighters are okay and carry-ons, but not check baggage.
Interesting.
Wait, you'd think it would be the opposite?
No, I guess not because it could explode down there.
Yeah, maybe.
But weird you could have a lighter anywhere.
Because I would like, because I always take it like one of those old-school bombs
that's used with me when I got on fly.
And I don't need anything to light that when I'm up there.
You ever see that where it's like things you can't have?
And it's that old school Looney Tunes.
Dynamite.
The circle bomb with the huge fuse in it.
It's like we do not allow this.
I'd rather like do some tradesies with that.
Like get rid of the lighter.
Like that's not allowed.
I agree.
Give us five ounces or something.
Whatever we want.
Whoa.
Whoa.
We can't take anything.
But you can't take many toothpaste.
I take them all the time.
I know.
But the full tube.
Why do you need the full tube of traveling?
You're not going to use the traveling anyway.
Then if you're out of a mini-go.
So you don't have a mini and you're trying to pack.
I just say no lighters.
I don't even trade off on this one.
I'm good not trading on this one.
Why do you take toothpaste?
You just go to the front desk and say you forgot it.
They give you free toothpaste.
So great question.
And we do that sometimes.
However, I have a travel kit that is always ready to go.
You know, they're like...
Oh, you have a go bag.
Yeah, I'm not really like running.
I'm like CIA or anything.
But that's what it feels like.
I have two go bags and one of them's a bathroom go bag.
Oh.
Yeah.
The other one's got like four passports and $100,000 of cash and a couple guns.
That's the one that I really don't want to have to use.
Here's another one.
I would have flipped my crap on this one.
After traveling an hour in the air, a crew had to make a decision to turn the plane around.
Somebody lost their cell phone.
And they were panicking on the plane.
They lost their cell phone.
Are you out of your mind?
I think that person needed to be taped to a chair and have his mouth tape shut up.
I was assuming it was a woman, but...
Did it say?
Nah, but I don't know. I feel like freaking out because you lost the phone.
I assumed it was a guy. I don't know that it's even said yet.
Okay.
Let me get there.
You want to play the bet?
Yeah, 2,000 squads.
The loser has to do 2,000 squads.
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often prompting the sudden phone list of turnaround and retrace their steps.
This flight, Air France flight A.F750 was forced to turn around and return to Paris after a passage
missing mobile phone prompted an emergency response.
375 passengers, 12 crew members departed Paris
for a nine-hour journey.
After an hour in the air, the crew made the decision
to abort the flight as a precautionary measure
due to the missing device.
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two hours and 16 minutes after its initial takeoff
because it went an hour out and turned around and came an hour back.
Air France later confirmed that maintenance teams
were searching for the phone to facilitate a new departure as soon as possible.
It does not say if it was a man or a woman.
I would bet man.
Okay, that's fine.
I guess was it really about the phone or was it because the person was acting crazy?
Crazy.
Have to be crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, if you lost your phone, you said, it's okay, I lost my phone.
They wouldn't turn the plane around.
They did.
No, it's the way they were reacting.
Like, I lost my phone.
Where's my phone at?
Oh my gosh, I need my phone.
Can I read you the headline again?
Let's see if you reconsidered that.
Okay.
Packed Air France flight declares emergency,
he returns to airport after passenger can't find phone.
It didn't say passenger went crazy.
Didn't say it went crazy?
I thought I heard something like the way.
I just wonder why that phone was so important.
I know why my phone is so important.
And you know what?
It's not that important.
It's important.
Yeah.
But it's not so important.
And also, if you're turning that flight around and we know why it's being turned around
and that person is sitting there and you know they're saying like,
oh, God, everybody's looking at me.
Oh, God, everybody's looking at me.
I'm in the bathroom the whole time.
I got.
I'd be like, I have my phone.
Yeah.
Right here.
Just rub it in.
It's not me.
We're turning it around because somebody can't find their phone, but they don't identify it.
So then you just hold your hand up and act like, you're like scrolling on a piece of wood or something.
That's not me.
There was another story, too, that I didn't pull, but I just read yesterday where this guy was in the bathroom so long that the pilot had to pull him out of the bathroom.
Oh, yeah.
Did you see that?
Like he had to pull him out by his legs?
I think he was in there for like 20 minutes.
And they were about to land.
But this is America.
Wasn't it?
I think it was.
I think it was.
This sounds like America.
This sounds like America.
Okay, here we go.
A constipated man says a United pilot
yanked him out of a bathroom for taking too long.
A 20-year-old man is suing United Airlines after a pilot opened a bathroom door and yanked him out.
If my pants are down on someone's yanking me out, I don't like that.
That's what he said.
He exposed everyone.
That's vulnerable.
What?
He'd been there for 30 minutes and told him through the door he was just constipated.
He said his pants were still around his ankles when the pilot.
when the pilot flung the door open.
I kind of feel bad for this guy.
How do they unlock the door?
They'd fling the door open, yeah.
I don't have a key, right?
I don't like that.
I would think they have some kind of...
I would think it's not even a key needed.
It's probably just a push, pull up.
It's like Mike Tyson's punch out
when you know a code.
In order to skip right to Mike Tyson.
There's probably like a little way
to do the...
And get that door to open.
Also, if he's constipated, just like, that means you...
Go back and sit down?
You can't go.
You just go sit down.
To be fair.
someone who's lived a life until I avoided dairy, lived a life of constipation.
That was going to be the third book I wrote, Constipation Nation.
Oh, that'd be a good one.
And it was all of us together uniting, holding hands across America and not being able to poop.
You never know.
When it's going to unconstipate?
That's exactly it.
You're not there going, nothing's ever coming out.
I'm just sitting here.
You're going, please God, at any minute it can happen.
and so that's what sucks
I feel bad for this guy
if the guy was like secretly smoking in there
or something I think it would be different
But also if the plane's trying to land
You have to sit down
I hear you
He was seated
He was seated
He was seated
Just not in his seat
Completely understand what you're saying
But I would say if you're ill
Oh I get that
It's hard
I know I know
If you're ill and you're in that room
And it's like we're gonna land
It's like well we're gonna land with me on the toilet
Because my stomach hurts so bad
I can't get up
And what does pulling him out do
It's not gonna call
him the situation. Makes everybody laugh because he's butt-naked and his pants around his knees.
I think he's just looking for a lawsuit. Yes. So does he win? You think? Well, a flight attendant
woke his friend up from a nap and said, hey, you need to go check on him. He's been there for 20 minutes.
20 minutes, that's nothing. That's an eyelash. That's an eyelash in time. When you're constipated,
20 minutes is like the first few seconds. The guy yelled through the door. The day, I'm fine. Just
constipated. Leave me alone. So then a pilot got involved after he still had come at 10 minutes later.
It's 30 minutes total.
Aside from the landing part, just 30 minutes, that's not a lot.
If it's the only bathroom, I can understand where that would kind of be an issue and you'd want to kind of work through it.
But if someone's sick, they're sick.
When I got food poisoning on the way to Hawaii for American Idol, I was in that bathroom for three hours.
I was cleaning the bathroom while I was in there because I couldn't stop vomiting.
Now, it was a long flight, so there were like two bathrooms up front, two in the back.
So a bit different.
But I didn't leave for three hours.
That was the cleanest bathroom that thing's ever been.
I was so grossed out by having to do it.
I was scrubbing it as I was vomiting.
He and his friend got handcuffed and escorted off the plane
when it landed in Houston.
Wait, his friend got handcuffed too?
Airport cops put him in holding cells
but eventually released them without filing charges.
They're both suing, claiming they were treated unfairly.
They claim the pilot,
talked to them about being Jewish
and made anti-Semitic remarks.
Oh.
If anybody has out on a phone and that is recorded,
they're done.
Yeah.
Because if that's why that all happened,
I don't know if it is or not.
Obviously it wasn't there.
a jury will decide if they deserve to be paid or not
and if so how much.
Maybe they didn't buy the guy some like
lactate if it's milk.
A little probiotic.
A metamusal.
I've been through it all.
Metamusal for sure.
Been on a few different journeys of metamusal.
I love metamusal.
So, yeah, there's that one.
I give you one more.
We're just starting with some stories.
A Michigan man who won 500 bucks
playing in the daily three lottery.
I played the numbers 666.
Oh my.
He won.
What's wrong with that?
I don't have you keep that money.
666.
Seems like there's a curse attached to that money.
Never play that.
What do you mean?
What if it was a random quick pick?
Right.
Would they pick 666?
Like the random quick pick?
It's a computer.
A Michigan man who went 500 bucks playing 666 in the Daily 3 lottery drawing
won money and then wound up winning $2.39 million dollars
with the money he won from playing the money he won from playing the money.
the 666.
Yeah, that's bad.
That's cursed money.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's got to be.
He won $2 million.
Yeah, and that's bad money.
You wouldn't take it?
No, well...
I guess you would.
I would probably take it.
The Shiawasi County man told Michigan lottery officials,
his luck began with $500
in a daily three drawing.
He bought that
and then with that money,
he took $100 of the $500 and $2.3 million.
The wife says his winnings will go
toward paying bills, making investments,
and worshiping Lucifer.
Oh.
No, I made the Lucifer part out.
Oh.
But it's just weird because it's 666.
Yeah.
And if you picked it, that's different.
But 666 happened.
That wasn't the big winner.
That was just what got him enough money to play the big one.
Right.
That's how it works.
Baby steps.
Stepping stone.
Hey, the devil walks you somewhere.
When you least expect it.
UPI.P.com with that story.
Okay.
Ray, let's do a mid-roll here.
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You can have like a strong stance.
And then there's your body having its own program.
I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans,
a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans.
We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence
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There is one finding that is consistent,
and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships.
I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change.
We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes.
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I like the bougie style of Housewives show.
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As an executive producer in reality television, I'm not just watching it.
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As somebody who creates shows, I'll even say this.
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On a recent episode of the podcast Money and Wealth with John Hobriant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk.
Talk about what it really takes to take control of your money.
What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here?
We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts.
Too many of us were never, ever taught.
Financial education is not always about like, I'm going to get rich.
That's great.
It's about creating an atmosphere for you to be able to take care of yourself,
and leave a strong financial legacy for your family.
If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money,
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And that's not like your story versus my story.
You're going to walk up and over that dang mountain.
You're not just going to put your mind over it.
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She's a rich girl.
I was what.
My algorithm on
TikTok has a lot of
Darrell Hall's house.
Yeah, that's good stuff.
They don't make that anymore, but...
It's awesome.
It was so good, dude.
I don't know if he...
They would have dinner afterwards.
I don't even watch that.
My TikTok, I have to watch the performances.
Yeah.
I didn't know.
It was a cool deal.
And I get it.
But he was so good in his 70s,
but then it was people like,
not only like the lead singer of Sticks.
So like old school, even before us.
but then he had Lisa Loeb on
You say
Then he had you
I had Matt Nathanson on
Yeah I saw like one with Wilco or something
Like yeah
Eddie get on Mike
We're good
Oh
He said Eddie get on Mike we're good
Okay we're good then
We're rolling
We're going dude
We're just talking about stuff
My pet peeve is when we come back
And it's just silent on
On
YouTube or
Facebook live
You can leave all this in by the way
That's the stuff we talk about
or not on like being paid to talk.
Daryl's house.
It's awesome.
It's my full algorithm right now.
Okay, a couple things.
We needed to finish Tuesday Reviews Day.
Question, did we ever review, because we left, but did we ever review All the Paradise?
Yes.
Yeah.
In finale?
Yep.
Okay.
I say it again.
Awesome.
I don't know if I gave it.
five because I don't give the reason I didn't give it a five probably because of a week to week
to week. I believe you said 4.5. Yeah. And the only reason I think it wasn't a five is because
it was a week to week show. I'm in the middle of it. And what's really cool is that my wife is on board
and we have a show. We haven't had a show in so long. It's excellent. Excellent. Um, okay, Tuesday
Reviews Day who did not get to go? Um, more, uh, who? Who? You win. I thought you went. I was
like 10 hours ago. I watched two other things. Did I do the, did I do the recruit?
Okay.
Wait, on Netflix?
Yeah.
Yeah, you did that a while ago.
No, I did not the recruit.
I did the night shift.
Night agent.
Yeah.
Which is so bad, it was good.
It was so corny that it made it good.
Like the night agent, it was interesting, but it was just written so corny.
The recruit is that Noah Singard?
Centano.
Whatever's name is.
Good looking kid.
I never knew what he was from except for like being.
in TMZ photos and like little videos
Walked across the street with other famous people
But he plays a lawyer in the CIA
And he's like 24, he's young
It starts off a bit like Night Agent
With the first couple episodes are pretty corny
And you're like, oh gosh
But it ends up being good
Season one I would give
Three and a half out of five
But it started at two out of five
Like it gained three
In season two, which we watch both seasons
I would give it a four out of five
it's the recruit on Netflix and it's good
he's a lawyer for the CIA
but all of a sudden he gets called in to do some stupid stuff
because lawyers have to go and make sure that the
the real CIA people aren't like screwing up
and committing like international
maybe else watched it?
Yes I watched both of them
but I guess I jump in and like
Well because I was trying to figure out what season I was on
I didn't know there was two yeah there's full
Okay so I've only seen season one
Season two is better
Ooh because it's not as it does
Season two is never corny
Season one starts off kind of corny
Yeah, so I go with three and a half and then four.
Okay.
But I think it's worth the three and a half.
But I go to the recruit.
Have you reviewed that?
No, I don't think I ever reviewed those.
I'm kind of shocked you liked him, though,
because I was worried with Night Agent, you'd think it was corny.
The first part of it was,
Night Agent was so corny.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I did like the recruit better.
I do like Noah.
He's big on Netflix.
Like he's been in the movie two,
all the boys I've loved before.
There's like a three-part movie series.
Yeah.
And that's really good.
So that's why I watched him.
Yeah, good looking dude.
Take a shirt off.
Be like, okay, respect.
Like, that's pretty cool.
Oh, my, shit.
Yeah.
And he wears, like, dog tagged with abs, and that's, like, the best way.
Oh, dog tag with abs?
Yeah.
If I had abs, I wore dog tags.
Like, dog tags with abs, that's, like, the perfect combination.
But don't you need to be in the military with dog tags?
They could be inherited.
His dad was military.
That's exactly what it was.
His dad, yeah.
Yeah, so shut up, Eddie.
But, no, why would you wear him?
He had family somewhere.
Oh, because I have dogs.
I literally wear the dog.
the dogs that said like where to call if they were lost.
Rabies shot.
Yes, dog tags with abs.
Yes, that was my rating.
You do your thing.
Yeah, I would say season one was three out of five and season two I'm probably on board.
I'm more four out of five as well.
It's good, huh?
Yeah, it was really good.
I heard though that it got canceled.
I don't think it's coming back.
No.
Are you kidding?
I don't know that for sure, but I had seen some rumblings of that.
You saw rumblings?
I hate seeing rumblings.
I know.
Yeah.
I just Googled it.
I don't want to spoil it, but it says Netflix
reportedly canceled. Oh, spoiler, Amy.
All right, punishment.
The recruit. Because they were
dissatisfied with season two's
viewership. I just got started.
I just watched watch it.
Now the mine's counted. I mean, I was about to watch it.
March 5th. You just don't watch it. You just don't watch it.
Everything should only be two seasons now. I'm convinced.
Like, no. Everything should only be two seasons,
possibly a third if it's excellent, or
it kills the quality of the show.
We don't care in American culture
about how great a full body of a show is.
We just want to extend it.
We want to put preservatives in our shows.
And Amy from you, I would expect more.
Thanks.
Yeah.
But remember Breaking Bad, though,
like the later seasons were really good
as like a whole other show.
Really good.
Just so everybody knows,
preservative things was a joke toward Amy.
It was just a joke.
It was like preservatives.
She's anti-preservatives.
I mean, I still eat things with preservatives.
Me too.
I love them.
They taste great.
Try not to.
They're good.
They're good.
They're good.
needs food. I'm just like, can I get a bag of preservatives?
But you are going to write. Some of the shows like, modern family, I've loved that show.
But then the kids got older and I was like, what am I watching? It was so dumb.
Completely understand why, because they're making a lot of money and what businesses are
supposed to do is make money. We're in a capitalist society. But it does weaken the overall
product of the show. The office went through a little bit of that. It caught up again at the
ended very strong, but it went too many seasons.
I don't know.
I just did that.
Somebody died.
I feel like we're in a hospital.
Did you get an amy alert?
It's not an amber alert.
Was that an ear?
When Amy's having like a stroke,
if the Amy alert goes off?
Yeah.
Did you see my life log thing?
What are you talking about?
No, we heard something.
I know, but did you see my life log thing?
Because you haven't brought it up yet.
I know.
I will.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'll wait.
Can I show you something?
I'll wait.
Can I please?
Well, this one I was freaking out over.
Can I please just show you something?
Yeah.
I have two pages of.
the notes I haven't even gotten to.
Okay, I'm going to shut up.
And it's one of them.
That if we don't do it today, I have
a spot for it.
Is she deflecting from the sound that came from?
No, the sound made me think of life saving and life luck.
Was that on your phone or computer?
My phone.
Oh.
Jillian Jacqueline's car.
Amy's been questioning me a lot, really.
And you know what?
No, no, I like it.
No, I wasn't questioning you.
That one day she was like, are you sure we're done?
I can't shake that.
No, no, don't shake this.
Well, it's funny about that as you and Mike had kind of gone to the check.
list and like I think we're covered here
and she goes, are you sure?
No, that's not how I said it. No, no, no. It's kind of odd. It's kind of odd. It's not.
This is, what is it when a story
takes on a new? Oh, the telephone game?
Yeah, this is telephone.
Amy, I literally have written here.
Okay, but listen, I said, oh, are you sure we're done? And Eddie just goes, she goes,
are you sure? Are you sure about that?
It was just a weird thing because Mike and I are so meticulous about every.
I know, and I'm meticulous about the papers right here on my desk, and I still had something
and I go, are you sure?
Because it was the,
no, my.
I have.
Eddie,
you changed that.
But you,
it doesn't matter.
Did you not say,
are you sure?
I said, I said, oh, are you sure?
I like one.
I like,
and you go, are you sure?
And I said,
are you sure?
I have your thing literally here
with a star by it.
It means it's a really good segment to talk about.
So.
Congrats, you got starred.
Not ever.
Well,
I'm just,
trying to make her feel better.
On my,
I don't start.
No, hold on.
On my papers, I do dots if they're middle.
I do stars if they're good.
What do you do if they're bad?
I just black them out.
They're not on the list.
No, no, sometimes.
Sometimes bad makes the list.
Well, yeah, I've rejected segments.
Sometimes it's a segment I come up with and I'm like, you know what?
It's too early in the morning.
This is not going to play as well as I thought it would.
So, no, I have a system.
And then Mike knows my system.
Mike's like the guy who can read my handwriting that I can't understand.
Thank God.
I'm like, I have no idea what I mean.
Can you help me?
And then he'll send it all back, all like organized.
I have your, I promise I have your segment.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you don't have to promise.
I'm not worried about it.
You just, like, threw it at me.
You just called me out for not doing this segment that you sent.
No, I didn't call you out.
Did I?
Did she call me out?
Yeah, you did.
I didn't call you out.
I mean, maybe you're not hearing things the way they really are.
No.
No.
The challenge felt like, hey, why?
No.
Did you get the segment I said?
Why have we not done it yet?
because it was so good.
No, it wasn't.
Actually,
what do you think?
You might think it's not good.
No, no, I think I ever think you think something's so good.
I start it.
What Mike?
I think one she was deflecting from her phone going off.
She didn't want to, she was on her phone and was like,
oh crap, I don't want anybody to know that I was on my phone pulling you up.
No, Lunchbox said that sounded like life support, and then that made me think of life lock.
Okay.
But we're not going to talk about it.
I was a quick pivot maneuver.
I promise you we're going to get to your bit that's got a star beside it.
But it was a good strategy.
But it was a good strategy.
she defined out if her prep did make it.
And you know what?
It is good.
She successfully deflected too, so we got to give her that.
Tell me more about the star system.
Do any of mine have stars on them?
Let me look. Hold on.
No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
If they just exist on paper, that means still a running shot for it to happen.
Don't look in.
Hold on.
You don't even have me on the paper, dude.
Going down on the paper.
Right now you have none.
You have none on the paper.
Dang, okay.
Good to know.
Good to know.
So no stars, no, but you have nothing that even exists right now as something that...
I'll mark off stuff at the end of every show.
Lunchbox has...
Lunchbox has a dot.
Boom.
That's medium.
Oh.
No, that's good, though.
We'll do it.
Do you ever have it as a dot and then after it's done, you're like...
Star-upgraded?
Well, you probably won't go back to you because you're going to cross it off if it's done.
But you might be like, hmm, I dotted that, but that was a star.
Absolutely.
I am wrong.
Every time I talk.
I'm wrong 20% of the time
One way or the other
Sometimes I have stars
And I'm like that was bad
And mostly if I feel like a star
End up being a bad bit
It's my fault because I did not take it
To the place that it probably should have been taken
Because there was so much potential for it
And so a lot of times
You guys will have an idea for a great segment
And I ruin it because I didn't go to the place
That probably would have put it in the best place
So if that happens
I always feel like that blame is on me
Even if it's not
It's on me because I'm the...
I'm driving the boat
You're the captain
Yeah, so even if it's not my fault, it's my fault.
So, I like that.
Thank you.
It takes the pressure off of us.
Not really, because sometimes, yeah, you don't have a single thing.
Hey, that's on you, dude.
No, no, it's not.
That's on the captain.
I like, okay.
No, it's not the captain that you're not even on the sheet.
Did you see Eddie's life lock thing, though?
Yeah, no, my phone didn't go off.
Don't worry.
Oh, yeah, Pippett.
Okay, Tuesday, Tuesday.
Are we still doing that?
We are, because not everybody got to go.
I did all mine.
Mike did his, he did the movie.
Um, Amy did hers.
I did.
Recruit.
You did, do you do?
The covenant.
I know, but are you doing the recruit?
Did you watch the first season?
Yeah.
I mean, a while ago.
I know, but did you ever review it?
Probably not.
So I give it a, I'm now going to watch.
Watch season two.
It's worth it.
Season two, because Bobby says it's worth it.
And then I'm going to pretend that that's all that exists.
Yeah.
But because they're limited series.
I love a limited series.
Netflix just put out adolescence, limited series.
We almost started a,
last night but my wife was like it's too dark kid murdering somebody same thing my wife said
I wanted to start it she was like I'm not in the headspace for that oh wait adolescence
that's what my parents were telling me to watch I said not can't do it you got you think about it
with your kids it's crazy why is you looking for that I don't know I think maybe we thought
you saw it or something no but it just hit me I'm like that's the one my parents said I know it was a lot
of commotion to just say the same thing like you think that your kid might be in that
situation? Well, I don't want to say too much.
I haven't watched it. My only point
was, I can't even review it. We were
about to start it last night and
my only point
was my, we watch a lot of CIA stuff
but my wife's like, I'm not in the headspace about a kid who's
murdered, but what would they shot
that thing in like one shot each episode, right?
Or something like that? Like the entire episode was like
one shot for an hour. I could be
wrong about that, but I read a story about
that-that-ish, but it's supposed to be good.
We watched a show called, I think, a thousand cuts,
100 cuts on Hulu
It's been a couple weeks
Doesn't sound familiar
Oh hold on
Each episode of adolescence was filmed in one shot
That's crazy
Oh let me get to my point
They're doing so many more
These limited series
Meaning you watch the one or two seasons
And it's over on purpose
A thousand blows?
Yeah
Yeah
But adolescents
My parents would you call it 100 cuts
Something like that
Yeah that's the same actor
What's that about?
Yeah that's why it popped up in my head
A thousand blows.
It's British.
It's about...
Actually, whatever.
Yeah, a thousand blows.
Take it away.
Because there's also, I guess, a movie called A Hundred Cuts.
No, it's a thousand blows.
Okay.
Or Eddie's an anime of college.
It's about a guy who...
Oh, I get it.
That's good.
He comes over...
He comes over...
I can work either way, though.
We know the way the joke's supposed to work.
He comes from Jamaica to London
And he is like
Boxing
But boxing isn't a real thing yet
It's a bare knuckle
And it's just
And you're just watching it
I give it three out of five
It had real potential
That synopsis sounds good
It got 90% rotten tomatoes
But I think it's all people that have a
A palette for like
Tastier shows
Like higher brow shows
We liked it
We watched it
It's gonna have another season
So it's like a dot?
Yeah, it's a dot.
It's a dot.
Anybody else want to review something?
Yeah, I have two.
Go ahead.
So I watched Running Point on Netflix with Kate Hudson.
It's a new kind of sitcom-y type show.
She is the, like in this really rich family who owns a professional basketball team.
Oh, is that based on a true story?
Oh, my wife loves that.
She goes, your friend's on this show.
And I was like, what?
She goes, your friend acts on this show.
Who's your friend?
And I said, who's my friend?
And she goes, it's Rich Eisen.
Oh, he's in there?
Yeah, he's on the show.
I'm going to be in L.A.
filling in for him next week, by the way, too, doing this show and that show.
But go ahead.
Yeah, I've really liked it.
I've been on a sitcom kick, and this one just kind of hit the mark.
It had all the things.
And Kate Hudson as the lead was really cool.
So I'm going to give it four out of five basketballs.
Yeah, my wife really liked it, too.
Yeah.
It was just a fun watch, easy watch.
Is it loosely based on Ginny Bus?
I think so.
Is she now the owner of something?
Yeah, her dad bought the Lakers.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, so it is a Mindy Kaling.
I think she might have been one of the producers on it.
Yeah.
Yeah, wife loved it.
That was great.
What's that on?
It's on Netflix.
The Netflix series, Ronnie Point,
is loosely based on the Los Angeles Lakers
in the life of Jenny Bus,
with the fictional Los Angeles Waves franchise
serving as a stand-in for the Lakers.
So, yeah.
Yeah, my sister was telling me about this,
and I guess, like,
even some of the players are, like,
loosely based on
players. Oh yeah? Tragi
Johnson.
Sounds familiar.
Kareem Abdulhabar.
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay.
Yeah, and then I also watch the electric state
on Netflix, which is with Chris Pratt and
Billy Bobbie Brown.
Millie Bobby Brown. Movie, though, right?
Yes, it's a movie. It's about all these robots
taking over the world, and I really wanted to like it
because it was sci-fi. It was right at my alley.
Two point five out of five.
scary robots
when you started describing my pants started
getting tight then you're like I know
I was really excited to watch it too because it was
it gave the description of all really good things
big actors what
that's weird what is
robots and stuff I love robots and stuff
I love robots talking about your pants getting excited
yeah it turns me on it's like end of the world
apocalypse and start to get turned on it's my favorite kind of movie
kind of weird dude
yeah what is not weird about anything I say ever
like that's what excites me
that one specifically kind of weird
Yeah, that one was...
If you were like, you're like,
guy gets in a tie machine, pants getting tight.
Okay.
Guy falls in love as a robot.
Pants getting tight.
That's funny.
Let's see.
Okay.
No, I've done season one through four of always the sunny in Philadelphia.
That show is fantastic.
One of the greatest shows of our life.
It is so fun and the characters are excellent.
How many seasons are there about that?
I don't know.
It is the LeBron D.
James of television. And I'm going to tell you why for two reasons. One, because it is just
great. Two, it has lasted for so long. LeBron James is 40 years old and is still freaking
playing ball. He'll probably be first team all NBA. And so he is the LeBron. This show to me is
the LeBron James of television shows. Yeah, it's so good. It is not for everybody. No, I don't
think so. And my wife likes it. She doesn't watch it all the time.
But if I'm watching it, she'll sit down and watch an episode and it's like, that's funny.
She enjoys it.
So I give it four out of five beer bottles.
It is so fun.
And it gets funnier.
And then they just go different way.
Mike, you're a sunny guy.
Yeah.
And it just goes in completely different directions for completely different seasons and they're just as funny.
Wait until Nightman.
Are you Nightman yet?
I don't know if I've...
Then you're not Nightman yet.
Where's Nightman?
I forget.
keep up. I got to Google when you say it. No, it's always
saying Philadelphia. It's a different show.
No. You're talking about night watch. No, there, oh, okay, sorry. Nightman's a
character in the show, got it. I love the season where he intentionally gains weight.
He gained, because he was like, whenever you watch shows, people just keep getting better
looking as they get more rich and more successful. Like, I want to do the opposite.
He gained a bunch of weight. He gained a bunch of weight.
Really fat. No. One of the main guys, then he gained all this weight, and then he lost it all.
to be funny.
Yeah.
Dude,
The Nightman Come With?
If you,
it's one of the funniest shows
in the history of television.
So enjoyable.
But it's not for everybody.
Okay.
Anything else?
No, that's it.
That's what I've been watching.
Did I see.
Righteous gemstone?
It's coming back.
It's already been back.
We've already watched two episodes.
Oh.
I don't see.
I have a friend on the show.
He was one of the main actors
who became a friend in the last couple years.
Eisen?
Tim.
What?
No, not Rich Eisen.
Tim, he's the...
He plays the husband.
Oh, the husband of the girl, oh, the sister.
Uh-huh.
That's right.
That's right.
It's such a good show.
It's so funny.
Baby Billy.
It's not for everybody.
But yes.
Yes.
It is not for everybody.
It is not.
That's for sure.
And all, yeah, yeah.
Misbehaving.
What?
Well, I know we talked about White Lotus, but I was just going to circle back.
He's in it.
Baby Billy's in it.
Baby Billy has such range.
Yeah, baby Billy's in that.
Don't spoil that, though, because...
I'm not.
I didn't spoil. Baby Billy isn't. Not you. I'm talking to Amy.
I'm not, but that baby billies will make me think of it.
Again, because I didn't bring this up earlier, but I just have to know.
I don't want to, don't even ask a question. I'm not going to answer your question.
Because I don't want to hear about what might happen.
I'm not going to, no, I just need to know if y'all watched the latest.
No. Oh, my wife did, but she's, even to me, she goes, I'm not going to say anything about it.
Okay. Don't say anything.
Yeah.
Yeah, but there was worse, though, than that.
Guys.
Yeah.
Enough.
Stop talking about it.
Enough.
Eddie, shut up.
Mike, have you seen it?
Yeah.
Enough.
Lunchbox, are you watching it?
Not yet.
I haven't started.
Enough.
Enough.
Okay.
I will sing misbehaving all day long.
Been caught shaving.
Yeah.
Mama told me not to.
I did it anyway.
Misbehaven.
Daddy said don't,
but I'm going to missbehaven.
What's the shaven line?
The then caught shaving.
Yeah.
I got to find it all quick.
Let's see.
It's so funny.
And it's funny whenever the...
Whatever, righteous Jimpsons is awesome.
I love it.
Okay.
You want to do selfish segment?
I got murderbillia.
Oh, yeah.
Someone hear about that.
Who?
Murder bill.
We talked about on the show.
My murder bill.
Oh, murder bill you.
I think he said murder billy.
I was like, who?
Let me read my notes real quick that I made for the second show.
Inflamed a hangy-bangy.
Oh, no.
As soon as the guy here this morning, lunchbox,
they were like, I don't flame to hangy-bang.
You can hear it, though.
I still hear them.
The inflammation in the hangy-bang-y.
I have a bit of an allergy issue as well.
I slept terrible last night because of the hangy-bangy.
Me too.
His hangy-bang is that thing in the throat, everybody.
So do you have a disease?
No, it's just allergies.
It happens a couple times a year where you wake up,
and the hangy-bang is just on fire.
Like, you can't swallow.
It hurts.
So I was waking up in the whole night getting drinks of water.
That's never turned into like strep or anything?
Nope.
The history of hangy-banggy?
No, never.
And it just eventually goes away, but that hangy-banging, when it hurts.
I couldn't, like, oh, I looked up how to get rid of it and they said, take Advil,
I couldn't even swallow the Advil the hangy-bang.
What are you in Google?
Because what do you think that's called?
I just put in hanging-banging in your throat.
And it knows?
Yeah.
What do you think it's called?
Pickle, pick a guess.
I don't know.
Did your parents call it hangy-bang?
Just pick-oh.
I just know it hangs down there, and so it's a hangy-bangy.
But what bangs?
Your tongue bangs it, doesn't it?
No, not really.
I really try.
Why isn't it just called the hangy?
I don't know.
Well, yeah, what's it banging?
I don't know.
Your food is it goes down.
I don't know, dude.
It's just called a hangy banging bing.
Rhymes.
It's a good rhyme.
It does rhymes.
Because, like, have you ever seen him take medicine before?
It's pretty funny.
Him?
Yeah.
He takes a pill and then does the sign of the cross.
And I'm like, what is that?
Is that a Catholic thing?
He's out how my mom taught me it.
She's like, if you have trouble swallowing pills,
do the sign the cross and it will help you get it down.
So I've done it my whole life.
So it is not for any faith-based reason.
Oh, yeah, I'm Catholic, too.
No, not too.
I thought it's like if you die, like Father, Son, Holy Ghosts, like if you don't make it.
Oh, I thought it's like you're praying to God the medicine that was made by probably what it is.
No, it's really helping to get it down, man.
It's like, hey, name Father, Son, Holy Spirit, help me swallow this sucker.
No, no, I understand why.
It's like you're taking communion.
Yeah, but it's a pill.
Like, I do it before I put the pill in my mouth.
Why?
Because I struggle with swallowing pills, man.
hear you man but i'm saying no you know why it's because his mom did it he doesn't question anything
his parents did he just does it but why do you why it was a little trick as a kid no no i know i know
i just want to know what you think that does because i would think if i were doing that i would
think i'm doing it because i'm asking god at before i take this medicine that hopefully uh nurtures or
or heals my body uh from uh his healing powers to
be that, right?
Maceutical.
That.
But that's what I would think.
And I wonder if that's what you think is all I'm asking.
No, it's literally, help me get this pill down my throat.
So is it a prayer?
Yeah, basically.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's basically a...
So you're basically saying a prayer every time to swallow a pill.
Yes.
No, I'm not making fun of you.
I'm just asking...
100%.
Okay.
Because I can't...
Swallowing pills for whatever reason is very difficult.
Understandable.
And I have it.
And I do this and I...
Oh, that's what it's banging pills.
Yeah.
I had no way I was making fun of you.
Yeah.
I was just asking why you thought.
Yeah, if you're making fun of prayer, that's on you, man.
Yeah, I grew up Catholic.
My parents would do the same thing.
See?
Okay, but...
I didn't know anybody else did it.
Why? Why would they do it?
Kind of a protection thing?
So, not only taking pills, but my dad's a truck driver,
so before every load, he would do that before he took off.
Okay, so I understand that.
And I understand people that do it before events, or even a bad or going up.
It's like, hey.
Soccer players do it when they go on the field.
Yeah, it's like,
yeah, dear God, please protect me through the next ABCD.
Or please be with, please be with me.
Help me make the best decision based on how you would lead me.
All of that.
I just wondered why he did it before the pill.
I wondered the same thing too.
Yeah.
I never noticed him to do it, though.
That's pretty funny.
Is it bang your bangy?
I don't know, man.
Like, I mean, this morning when I was trying to get that Advil down, it was like,
because I remember I asked him and I was like, why do you do this?
like, I don't know, my mom always did it.
Got it.
She told me the trick, because I would always...
Did you do it for medicine?
I didn't know.
My parents did.
For medicine?
Was it for, like, the Holy Spirit to protect, to heal with the medicine?
Same thing, I kind of took it the same thing I did before we got communion.
That's what we would do.
So, I wore lipstick.
I got caught shaving.
You do that part.
Then I go, then we go, just two little country kids outside misbehaving.
I had to find the line.
So I'll do...
We'll never get it.
Because I don't even know.
How does it go?
What do you mean?
What's the melody of that?
Mama told me not too.
I did it anyway.
Misbehavein.
Daddy said don't, but I'm going to anyway.
Misbehavein.
Piling a window cell swimming in the creek.
Catching crawled dads and playing with a stick.
I wore a lipstick.
I got caught shaving.
Just two little country kids outside misbehaving.
Baby Billy has arranged like a mother.
He does, dude.
Wait, you were talking about vocal range?
All, it's acting range.
Yes.
It's pretty amazing.
And I didn't even real, until I started, he's irkled that show a little bit,
meaning his character was always going to be significant, but he's so good at it.
He is now one of, if not, the most looked at character on that show.
Because that is, it's Danny McBride show.
Yes.
Originally, John Goodman, a big character.
character. Jennifer Nettles plays the Dead Wife. But Danny McBride, he's the dude. He's the dude. But
Baby Billy, I think when the show is all ended, I think Baby Billy's the guy. He's awesome.
What about the brother though? I mean, he's hilarious. They're all good. Yes.
What's his name? A little one? Yeah, he's hilarious. He is so funny. I feel like they've
intentionally kept him around because they could have done something else with his character,
but I felt like he was such a big presence that they've worked him back into the show. Baby Billy?
Yeah. Like Urkel? He wasn't supposed to be on for more than a couple episodes.
Yeah, because like Jennifer Nettles, she was. The Dead Wall. She's died.
She's dead.
But is she his sister, his sister?
She's...
Baby Billy's sister.
But John Goodman's dead wife.
Got it.
Oh yeah, because he's Uncle Baby Billy.
He's uncle baby Billy.
He's doing Bible bonkers, which is the exact freaking rip-off.
So wait, Jennifer Nettles is the mom then?
No.
Yes.
She's not John Goodman's wife.
Oh, she is?
She's John Goodman's wife.
She's dead.
The kids are all John Goodman's and Jennifer Nettles.
Yeah.
Danny McBride, workaholics.
And you and, uh,
Workaholics, another great show if you guys
never watched it.
Another great, you used to look at like the origin story
of those guys. They're just on the internet.
That's Adam.
Divine.
Adam Devine.
They're just internet dudes.
I say just.
Like, that's what they did.
They made little skits on the internet.
She made a pilot and then Comedy Central like once later.
Like, hey, we want to make this to a show.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
Same thing.
Spent like 200, 300 bucks.
Did it.
Stop.
Workaholics was just an internet show and they said,
we want you?
that's awesome
that's a great show
so funny
okay I want to give you guys a half update
you know how
and then I want to do selfish segment
and then I want to do
murder bill you
then I want to be done
by the way
I want everybody to know
this is my favorite part
of doing this show now
we do two versions
we have to do two versions
this is not a post show
I said it before
and it's not a pre show
it's not a post show
it's a different part of the show
because we are monitored
I can use the word monitored
in ways
that don't allow us
freedom
not in like
can't do things, but time restraints and broadcast. We have it. It'd be like streaming versus
ABC. ABC's got a, they got a 13-minute segment and they got to run a commercial. They got
53 minutes. They got to get a. The radio show, it's a monster, it's massive, it's awesome.
It has to be a little more surface because there's more passive listening there. People that
are just flipping through. If you're listening to this, you're with us. Like, you're part of the
team. And we can also talk about things and go off.
on tangents and do Amy's Amy Alert and all these things that we used to do on the show
way back in the day when we had no rules because nobody cared because the show made no money.
Like all that stuff we get to do here now, this is my favorite part of the show.
Now, this part doesn't make as much money as the other part of the show.
And we really have to take care of that.
But that's why we do it in two whole parts now.
We do the entire radio show is in part one that is on the air radio.
This entire thing is part two.
And it is not pre-show.
It is not post-show.
I have different things that we talk about on this show, specifically.
Specifically, that it's not that we didn't get to it on the first show.
I never wanted to talk about it on the first show.
So I just want to say that.
That being said, I want to do this.
But I had another point, too.
I forgot.
All right.
You had a half.
Oh, a half.
Oh, half, have a half.
Thank you.
Half update.
I remember I told you guys I came up with an idea for a television show that I thought was so good.
And it's the only one I've ever really had that I was like, this is, this is good.
I didn't want to share it because I thought it was so good.
Do you guys remember that at all?
Yeah.
I won't that long ago.
Like two weeks ago.
Sometimes I do that, or I feel certain ways, and I'm like, oh, man, I'm going to try it, but I don't know.
It's a crazy idea.
It's a crazy idea.
I didn't want to bother her because she is a massive television executive in the Disney Plus in the Nat Geo space.
And she's the one that hired me to do, well, put me on Bear Girls originally, when everybody else was like, we don't know who this guy is.
and she was like, put them on.
And the episode was our highest rate at the season.
So her name's Courtney Monroe.
She's awesome.
She was the one that put me on for a second time.
Then she was like, let's do Breaking Bobby Bones.
And couldn't do that show anymore because I couldn't travel internationally
and stay gone for a while because Nat Geo turned into more of an international
network.
It was a lot more domestic.
now it's a lot more international.
And I just can't be moving country to country while doing this show because the show is the most important thing.
Now, when I went down and we did Snake in the Grass, we stayed in one country and set up a studio.
And that was easier to do.
But even then that sucked.
But I texted Courtney and I was like, hey, I have this idea.
It's not even a TV show.
I said, it's just a content idea.
And you're going to think, I'm out of my mind.
And she responds back, yeah, you're out of your mind.
But I want you to talk to somebody about it.
So she hooked me up with somebody else.
And I had a meeting with this person.
The person has won multiple Emmys.
And the person was like, let's meet on Zoom and talk about it.
I'm like, cool.
Again, it's just going to be a content idea where, like, too much access that we would do.
But crazy.
Like, no way this should ever work.
Can't say much more than that right now.
And so they meet, I meet with them.
And it was her.
And she is one of the partners in a massive production company.
She's like, hey, look, I know you're not trying to do this as a show.
You're just doing this content, but I think there's something here.
She's like, it's risky, but I think there's something here.
And I'm like, all right, cool.
And neither one of us wanted to step on each other's toes for me to be like,
well, then let's do it together or her to be like,
why don't you let us be the production team involved with this
and let's make it a show.
We were both kind of doing the dance.
Like, I don't know, I don't know.
I have a meeting with them Monday when I'm in L.A.
after I finish, I do this show, then I'm doing Rich Eisen,
and then I'm driving across town to go meet with this production company about this show.
And it may not work out.
It's by far the craziest idea I've ever had, but it's still alive.
That's good.
And it's freaking cool.
And what's going to be stupid is if it ever, if it works out, I'm going to be, it's going to be so stupid.
It's going to be awesome, but I'm going to be like, why did I do this myself?
Does anybody, have I told you?
Mm-mm.
That's a theme though.
What?
You create a show and you're like, whoa, why did I do this?
I know.
Breaking by bones is like that.
I was like, why am I being lit on fire?
Why am I trying to break myself?
What am I jumping off a house right now?
Yeah, I remember I'd be hurting in Caitlin.
I'd be like, do I mean jump off house as a stuntman seven times in a row?
She was like, they didn't.
You invented the show.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
So that, I just, by that all I want to say, my point of that is, it doesn't matter how ridiculous your little dream is.
Uh, go, go with it. Go with it. Go with it. Until someone says no. And if you still think it's a good idea, keep going with it. Keep going with it. Until someone says no. If you still think it's, look at freaking severant. Look at there are so many shows that got turned down so many times by so many people, not even just shows. It doesn't have to be a job. It can be a song. It can, it has been in creative. Me.
What? Why? You were told no. Why'd you yell me?
Yeah. Well, originally, I didn't.
didn't really work out in the mix of the show.
Remember when...
You did. You worked out.
Well, but...
I knew it. There was like an eight months.
You knew, but I didn't know. And then there was like an eight month and then you called
me back. And then I was like, yeah, I'm kind of busy.
I was like, superstar. But I did know, but I had to...
You had to... The timing wasn't right? Timing?
Yeah, but I didn't know the time.
I know. So...
So I saw you, I was like, superstar.
Oh. All I thought was like, oh, I guess I'm just not cut out for this.
Yeah. I think that now. But then I was like,
Superstar.
Okay.
I have three notes.
I don't even know what turned on means.
Oh, no, not the pants.
Well, unless you guys talk about time travel, I'm good.
Time travel, zombie, apocalypse.
My wife would go, hey, do you want to watch this show?
Because she's great at picking shows.
And I'm like, what's it about?
And she'll go, it's like 18th century.
I'm like, gosh, she goes, but there's zombies and there aren't.
But she knows that's the only way I'll listen.
Okay.
We recorded, my wife and I recorded a full hour-long episode last night from
the house, it'll come out Thursday on the Bobbycast.
What sparked that?
She lost a bet and owes me five episodes, and so she wants to get them over with.
Hilarious.
And so we did a full hour.
And I didn't tell you guys this, but I got detained by French authorities when we were in France.
And I have a version of the story.
She has a version of the story, and they are not the same.
Oh. And it's going to be on the podcast?
Yeah, well, I didn't expect her to be there to counter my story.
And I was telling her, because I got grabbed at the airport.
And her version of what she saw and what I lived are very much, very different.
So that'll be out Thursday.
Okay, selfish segment and murder bill, yeah, and then we're done.
All right, here we go.
Lunchbox, selfish segment, anything you want to talk about?
Give it a rip, Chip.
Take a minute, think about it.
Yeah, I'm stretching out, man.
Do you want me to do murder bill yet before you give a time?
Think about it?
You had nothing knowing that we were going to spin at some point?
I threw it on him late.
I threw it on them late.
No, no, you had the wheel from the beginning of this.
But I thought it was a wheel of punishment, man.
I'm not fighting with him
Okay
So earlier in the show
We talked about
In the news
Murderabilia
Turned on
Oh he might figure out the turned on thing
He rubbed my thigh
That's what I like to be
I like where somebody
Come to rub my thigh during the show
That's what you guys do
Okay this was the story
Okay I'll do turned on murder bill yeah
Then we'll do that
Thank you me
See the dude he reads me
Half of Americans are turned on
By their partner doing chores
Oh yeah I've told you all that
But turned on?
Are you just like appreciative?
I probably use the word.
You'll reciprocate.
I probably say they think it's hot when you.
Nearly a third,
29% of Americans admit they judge the cleanliness of people's rooms and they see it on dating app.
But then it goes into half Americans are turned on by their partner doing chores.
I'm going to say turned on is a weird word for it.
I'm going to say, first of all, men are not turned on by women doing chores unless they're doing it in a thong.
Correct.
However, women, if they, if they,
are turned on finger quotes.
I think what they are is appreciative, and you guys
exhibit that in a different way.
You're like, oh, you're...
You can reward us.
Vacuuming, that's hot.
You're vacuuming, and I appreciate that, so I'm going to do something you appreciate back.
Is what I would...
Is how I would describe that.
Because I don't think you're going to see me sweeping and be like,
I've got to get some of that.
Move your shirtless, maybe?
God, it'd be worse.
Dude, I wear three shirts at home.
Just so I don't lose it.
Murderbillia.
We talked about how earlier that there is a community of people that have memorabilia from murderers.
It could be letters, it could be things from their life, it could be suits from serial killer.
And I'm not in the, I love memorabilia, not in the murderability game.
However, I do have a couple murderbillia things that I never considered murderbillia until now.
Can you guess what they are?
and I think you probably can
but I never considered a murder bill.
Don't you have something like
signed by
JFK or?
He was murdered
He didn't murder.
It has to be the murderer.
Yeah, it's like dark because it's the murderer.
It's not who got murdered.
Yes, correct.
Okay, then you have an O.J. Simpson card.
That's exactly. I've signed O.J. Simpson stuff.
Yeah.
I have like a signed O.J. Simpson rookie.
He didn't kill anybody.
Hmm?
He didn't kill anybody.
Lost civil trial.
I mean, I still...
Fair enough.
I even understand your point.
But that's my thing where I thought about it.
Like, I have signed O.J. Simpson, like, an O.J. Simpson rookie card.
And I didn't buy it because he's a murderer.
Do you have that other guy, Aaron...
Hernandez.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
He was convicted of armed robbery and kidnapping.
But that's not murder bill.
That's armed robbery and kidnapping bill.
But yeah, I don't even blame him there.
He was getting his stuff back.
Yeah, but still...
I know, I'm just, you can't do it.
I still don't understand our criminal justice system.
Here we go.
Is this his bit?
Oh, okay, I like it.
Is this it?
You feel free to.
No, no.
We got like five minutes.
No, no, I got something way more interesting than this.
Give me 30 seconds on a criminal justice system.
How is someone convicted in a civil trial and not a...
What do you call it?
A other trial.
Criminal child.
I mean, if...
they're not criminally responsible for the death,
then you can't make them pay money for the death.
So what I would say is,
a civil liability
is
doesn't have to be found
guilty at the same level of a criminal
does. Like with reasonable
doubt. Criminal everybody has
to be on the same team. Or it can be
a hung jury.
A civil trial
different.
What do you mean?
Well, I'm trying to think of the language they use.
Well, that's your, and it's, yes, that's a, that, that is a criminal.
Reasonable doubt.
So.
Because that's where you have to come from, like as a juror.
That's why I would be a horrible juror.
Oh yeah, wait.
Horrible.
Horrible.
I would have to, if I ever get called for, I'm like, look, judge, go ahead and dismiss me
because I'm just going to, whoever speaks last and is slightly convincing.
I'm going to be like, you're definitely out of there.
If you say that, you're out of there immediately.
Like, I'm probably going to believe.
You probably, they don't want to let you let you work.
anymore. You don't give a job.
Yeah, that's true. A criminal trial.
Brought by the government of the state.
Yep.
To determine if someone broke the law.
Murder, assault, robbery, DUI.
The burden of proof, like Amy said, is beyond a reasonable doubt.
So even a doubt, even if you think they did it, but you're like, ah, you still are not supposed to find them guilty.
Penalties. Jail prison.
Civil trial brought by a person or entity to resolve a dispute, usually about money or rights.
so it is never about jail
the defamation would be one right
like defamation character
yeah he says something bad about me and then I sue him
correct okay
please don't I wouldn't get much
the burden of proof is much much much lower
meaning it's not beyond a reasonable doubt
it is more likely than not
that's the difference you don't go to jail and it's kind of like
more yeah I'll probably do it
and then don't they settle a lot in civil
like kind of just like you know what I don't want to deal with this
I'll pay more in attorney's fee so here's a million
OJ acquitted for murder criminal
civil found liable and wrongful death order to pay
so criminal trial basically
did you break society's rules
civil trial did you hurt someone and now they have to be paid for it
yes
yeah I just I feel weird like
I hear you
I mean I'm not saying I don't think he did it but
he wasn't convicted, but then the civil
tribal tribal said he did and he had to pay all this money
and it's like, well, they said he's not
guilty and then why, so we just moved to
another court. No, it's just a different bar. It's just
double jeopardy. It's not double jeopardy because it's not being
tried for the same thing twice. It's a
different standard he's being held to
if he's guilty or not.
Because you could go,
it needs to be 100% zero for
federal, but it can be 6040
for civil. Right, which is crazy.
Why all of a sudden we go to another court and be like, you know what,
if we're going to make him pay millions of dollars
we just only need half the people to say he's guilty.
It's just a different version of a trial.
Okay.
It is weird.
I'm not arguing pro or against your thoughts on it, but I'm saying they are two different types of trials.
No, I get it.
I get that part.
It's weird.
What is your, what's your, what's your, what your, selfish second?
Yeah, do you ever think you're losing your mind?
Yes.
Live it.
Because this morning, I brought this water bottle to work, and I had it here, and I went to
the bathroom, and I had it with me, and then I came back here, and I couldn't find it.
Couldn't find it anywhere.
And I searched for an hour.
Every time we had a break, I was looking for it.
Couldn't find it.
I went back to the bathroom and dug in the trash can to make sure I didn't throw it away.
Someone that works in the other room, Kevin, saw it sitting there.
It'd be funny to hide my water bottle from me.
Well, that's the kind of crap you do to people all the time.
I know.
But I was losing my freaking mind.
So when we lose our minds, because you've hit our stuff, that's how we feel.
I was about to Nashville all email.
You do that anyway.
You have to stop, by the way.
Stop doing that.
What do you mean?
send all the emails to everybody.
And he responds to all to it.
All them. He's like, hey, everybody. You want
a cookie? There's one in the lobby.
You know you do that.
You want the attention.
I did bring cookies for the whole office and I
sent a national hall. You didn't bring crap. I think you
found them somewhere. No, there was one where
they emailed about a truck that was
a wreck or whatever. And he
said he needs to find a place that
like has like a body shop. Does anyone have
any ideas? No one responded.
So then he followed up and said, this is the GM or whatever.
He followed up and said, are there any opinions on this?
And there go, green light for lunchbox.
He's like, yeah, it looks like the hood's dented.
Oh, God.
Looks like it's going to need some work.
But I mean, yes, they asked for opinions.
Is there any opinion on this?
This is what he wrote.
I would say that someone smashed the front end and not sure it's drivable right now
because I don't think it's straight legal.
Also, might need a new rap job with the hood being busted up.
That's my feedback.
And the other one about the cookies is like I put cookies in the lot.
I don't know where those cookies came from,
but I can tell you he did not go to the store and buy cookies for people on the aisle.
No way.
The email said, any feedback on this?
And it said Nashville All, so I'm like, well, they're looking for feedback on the Trot.
Well, I'm going to tell you, it's dinted, it's wrecked, it's, looks like a piece of crap.
Do you think anybody your office knows of a good tutor?
I needed a good new tutor.
Hey, go Nashville, Nashville All.
Let me read one more Lunchville, Lunchville All.
Let me more, Lunchville All.
Hello to all my wonderful colleagues.
Enjoy some delicious store-bate cookies in the kitchen.
Just my way of saying, thank you to your heart.
work on the Tuesday. Where did you get to cookies? We had a basketball team party and those were the
leftover cookies. Oh, so he did bring them. Some of them were half eaten in the case though.
They were. People broke them in half. But people break them in half here. I'm telling you,
it looks like there's bite marks in them. And so I was like, yeah, that's cool. But yes,
earlier day, I was just saying, man, I almost lost my mind because I couldn't find my water bottle.
But you do that crap to people. No, no, I'm not saying it was bad. I'm just saying I almost had
to Nashville all. And then I walked in there and there was my water bottle. I was like, oh, thank
you. I walked my path from here
to the bathroom six different times.
I just leave it somewhere? Couldn't find
it anywhere, man. I'm going to joyous
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