The Bobby Bones Show - TUES PT 2: Eddie’s Wife Reacts To His Low Testosterone + Baby Billie Is Smiling! + Listener Has A WARNING For Us!
Episode Date: April 28, 2026Eddie talks about the fallout of his low T results and what his wife had to say about it. We talked about a Doordash Driver who got into a shootout while delivering food. We talked about a siste...r-in-law who is speaking out after going viral for ruining a bride’s wedding day with black paint. Amy talked about Lisa Kudrow, who played Phoebe Buffay on the classic NBC sitcom, and alleges the cast was subjected to derogatory and sexual remarks from the show's writers' room. Bobby talked about a millionaire trophy hunter killed by elephants. Bobby talked about how it’s crazy his daughter is now smiling! Eddie says we need to STOP talking about something as a warning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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So something we've been following along with
is we have a woman that cleans the building here.
She doesn't work for our company, but she works for the building.
And Eddie was talking to her and she was sick
and she went to the doctor and said,
well, the doctors couldn't find anything wrong with her
but she still feels terrible.
And she's going back home to El Salvador.
Okay.
And so some of us said we were going to put
some money in because we were going to raise money for her to go to the doctor for her medical
expenses till the doctor said we can't find anything so then it was well let's raise some money
and let's just send her back home with some money so we got two updates here yeah you have one
oh is somebody else have one oh do you not no no you have one about people coming up to you
yeah that's pretty crazy like people around the office are saying like hey I heard you guys are
like giving some money to the cleaning lady like I want to donate so we've gotten like
$150 more than what we're giving out of just
people in the office. And I feel like today probably, because I think today's her last day.
So that's Morgan's update is that I think it was yesterday. Yeah, it was her last day was yesterday.
I went and talked to her. Like she was transitioning somebody over. Eddie, how are you going to get
her money? You're holding this money? We weren't. Yeah, I have the cash right here. Okay.
Like I got cash out and everything because I thought today was her last day. I didn't know that.
Did you get her like contact info or anything? Yeah, I have her number. Okay. I can text her. Maybe she has
Venmo. Well, no, Eddie has a bunch of cash.
Cash.
Well, Eddie can deposit it and then Venmo her.
I don't trust it.
Why not?
I don't trust him.
Okay.
Okay.
So I'll give you my money today.
Yeah.
I'll give you mine.
Okay.
Who else is?
I mean, guys, people are giving money now.
So like.
We'll do it today because you got a contact.
I don't know when she's going home.
Do you?
No, she was leaving this weekend.
Her flight's Friday.
Oh, you know that for sure.
I know that.
I saw the ticket.
You just didn't know that.
A paper ticket?
No, she showed me on her.
her phone.
Got it.
The flights.
Okay.
And she did tell me that she thinks she might be able to get more help, like more specific
help.
They were able to discover what her problem was.
So I do think she might be able to get better help where she's going.
That is a bonus side.
She's hoping at least.
That's not what Eddie heard.
There's not what Eddie told us.
You know what guys?
All we're going to do.
Is this lost in translation?
We're just going to help somebody out.
What's the difference?
Raimundo comes in the room yelling, she ain't sick.
Eddie comes in the room going, she's sick, but we can't find what she's sick.
of. Yeah, I think there's... And she just wants to go be with her mom. And Morgan's like, no, she's
going there because she thinks they can help her more. I think it's very simple. There is a loss
in translation here. But you speak Spanish. I understand Spanish. They don't. There was a translator
with mine. It was the guy that she was transitioning over to and I was talking with both of them.
So, he's full Spanish. So the translator here, like, what is happening? Okay, so we'll make sure
we're going to give you the money today. You give it to her. Perfect. I haven't got a car
to look. Today or two. Says hang in there.
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
Should we
Should you write
What do you mean
Write what that
Hang in there is in Spanish
She probably knows what that means
Okay
That's pretty universal
Good for you for looking out
For other people
Thank you man
Especially because you have
That's a rough day yesterday
Oh yeah
It's been rough
Did you tell your wife
You had low testosterone
Yeah
And
She said
Oh that's not a big deal
that's normal.
It happens to all the guys.
That's what she said.
It's okay.
We'll figure it out.
Did you start Googling things that you can do?
Yeah.
Squats is definitely one of them.
People say squats.
So guess what I'm doing?
Well, it works out the largest muscles.
The largest muscles in your body.
The quads.
Neglect their legs.
Yeah.
And glitz.
Yeah.
It's okay.
You can do some squats.
Yeah.
And then the diet for sure, like you got to eat a little better, better diets.
So I'll start working on that.
But the exercise, man, and they say weightlifting,
not just like cardio workout, but like strength workout with weights.
That's what we were doing.
I bet you when we were working out, my tea was skyrocket.
When was that?
Last year.
Six months ago.
Well, before I went in for ankle surgery.
That was a long time ago.
Yeah, and I went in in November for ankle surgery.
So, yeah.
Okay, well, so two things.
One, we're going to get the money today.
Two, you're going to do squats.
We're going to start working on some tea.
Three lunchbox is about to leave for jury duty today.
Yeah.
Big day.
What's crazy is he didn't even know he had it.
Did not know.
Because we talked about it yesterday.
How did you not, you don't keep a calendar?
Correct.
So how did, it was a text message?
It was a text message that says I was confirmed for jury duty.
And it said the date.
And I'm like, oh.
And I guess apparently because I had deferred my or I missed my last one, they don't
mail you one this time.
They just assign you a day and you're supposed to show up.
And I'm supposed to check my email for that.
I did know that.
But thank you for the text message.
How many emails addresses do you have?
I have like four.
You still have your Hotmail one, right?
Yeah, but I use my Hotmail.
That's my main one.
That's my main go-to.
Hotmail is like, thank God, we got one user.
So you have a work email, you have a hotmail, and what else?
Two g-mails.
For what?
One was for selling stuff from the storage unit, eBay, things like that.
So you don't use that one anymore?
It's still there.
And then I have the sore losers.
at gmail.com.
That's different.
But yes, he still uses the storage unit
Gmail because he's still selling things.
So we should still be making money from him?
Don't you still have things to sell from the palette?
Yeah, I'm trying, man.
No one's been biting.
So you have a house full of garbage.
Yeah.
It's in the guest bedroom.
All our stuff.
And if something randomly were to sell,
then we will get paid.
Yeah, like I have like a picture frame.
I have
the massage, like a week.
beard blue massage thing.
So for listeners that are new to this show, we all went in, I don't know, three years ago.
Maybe four.
Maybe four.
Really?
That long ago?
Guys, time is flying.
Exactly.
We put in our money together and bought this big palette of Amazon returns.
You just don't know what's in it.
So we all put in like 80 bucks.
And lunchboxers were going to spearhead it, be, what do they call it on an apprentice?
Team leader, whatever.
Yeah, you want to call it?
Project manager.
Project manager.
That's it.
And so we didn't get our money for like two years.
And we did it was like $120 or something.
And he still has the stuff in his house.
If I was your wife, I would be like, do you get this garbage out of here?
I know.
And what's everything listed on what?
eBay?
Like, what's it on?
Facebook Marketplace.
But it's listed from years ago, right?
Yeah.
But sometimes I go back in and change the price to buy a couple dollars.
That way it boosts it back up.
Mystery Pallet in 2023.
So three years ago.
We all went in.
We spent $525 total.
8750 per person.
And then it took us two years to get any money back.
And then lunchbox got to fight with Abby.
But a huge profit was made.
I mean, everybody was happy.
We did make money.
It's just, it's a lot harder than it looks.
Like, when you look at it online and they show you these videos, it was like, man, they sell it in minutes.
You're like, oh my gosh, it's going to be so easy.
They cut out all the stuff.
They fluff it, so you want to buy them.
They don't show you the grind and how they're out there for hours and days and weeks and months
trying to sell this crap.
Do you think you should lower the prices, though?
Yeah.
At this point, it's all profit, right?
I mean, like, there was that one guy that there's some hunting thing.
Like, it was some little thing.
It was listed for $150.
So I listed it on Facebook Marketplace for $99.
And he hits me up and goes, I'll give you $20 for it.
It's like a yard sale.
You can't put it even close.
And he goes, well, I got to make a profit on it.
I said, I ain't worried about your profit.
I'm worried about my profit.
You said all that?
Yes.
But did you make money?
I never sold it to him.
Right.
He goes, I'll check back in a week.
See if you guys.
he offers. He checked back, goes, give you 20 for it. And I said,
eh, eh, why didn't you go 40?
He won't, I said, 99. But 40's more than zero. I understand. But when it was a $150
item, it was brand new, I wasn't giving it up for 20. But if nobody's buying it,
why not sell it for something? I agree with you, but I thought, okay, this guy is interested.
That means there's other people that are interested. So I got to wait. You got to be patient.
In business, you can't just jump at the first opportunity. Three years. And that was three
years ago? Three years. Yeah. After about six months, he quit hitting me up.
After a few aunts, you probably don't want to talk to that person anymore. You guys can call us if you want
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What's your official ruling, cool or not cool, to wear an artist merge to their own
concert? Super cool. I think so, too. Super cool if it's like an old tour too. You have something
not everyone at this place can have.
Also, if you want to go and buy a shirt
and then put it on. Do it.
My fans do that 100%.
Like, I look out and it looks
like an army of
camo and it's just, yeah, it's like
they don't even worry about their outfit.
They just put on the shirt when they get there.
So I love it.
And in the end, who gives a crap
what other people think about what you're wearing?
Yeah, dumb. And like that artist,
you're at their show. I can tell you from an artist's
point of view, they love it.
I love seeing like a lucky shirt.
I'm like, oh, wow, you've been around for a while.
Do you ever see any really cool old merch that you haven't seen in a long time
and somebody's wearing it?
Yeah, during the, like, my EP Pistamated Roses era,
there's this, like, sparkly denim jacket with, like, a picture of me
that I took on, like, an iPhone.
And there was only, like, a few of those made,
but they were sold for, like, $100, which, like, back then was, like,
I couldn't believe anybody would spend $100 on me.
And, yeah, there's a couple of them floating out there.
Do you remember any of those, we'll call them Day Oneers, who were fans of you before you had really popped?
Yeah, I have like a notes app of my fans and my phone.
Not like all of them obviously.
Well, now that'd be a tough app to keep.
But yeah, but like the beginning is.
And like I remember like some of these girls too at my meet and greets, like I've met them like several times to the point of where like I know what's going on in their lives and stuff.
So it's like we would definitely be friends.
We are friends.
If you died, could they release three or four records of songs, stuff you've recorded that isn't out yet?
Probably. But even, like, for example, the reason, too that I don't pitch songs a lot is because, like, wedding dress, I wrote during the Lucky Era and that just made this album because it, like, wasn't time for that.
So that would have been a great song you were holding on to then that...
Yeah.
Do you have any of those now?
I'm not even asking anything specific because I don't want you to tip off somebody a great concept and they still are from you.
Yeah.
But I just wonder how long you have stuff sitting in your phone.
Do you have just concept ideas that are great that you haven't written yet?
Yeah.
Tons of those. My notes app is really scary. Do you sing into your app sometimes, the melodies?
I do, but I forget to like name them. So then in my, it just is like new recording at 800.
And I'm like, I have to go through and like listen to all that. So it's really time consuming.
So usually no. But there are some things where I'll just be driving. And I'm like, hmm, I need to sing into the phone.
Do you ever get ideas when you sleep?
Yes. There's been times where like I've woken up in the middle of the night. I learned my lesson because there's one.
one time that I was like, oh, I'm going to remember this in the morning, so I'm not going to
write it down, didn't remember it, lost that idea forever, still haven't found it.
But I know that it exists somewhere, which I always find really interesting because I'm like,
I wonder when it's going to come back to me because I'm sure it will.
But yeah, if I wake up in the middle of the night, like, got to write it down.
That's why I wrote hair salon from a dream.
That's my favorite song ever.
Ever?
Ever?
Of yours.
Not of all time.
There are other ones I like more than life than yours.
Yeah, but like I'm surprised of my song.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Hair salon is number one.
I think because that's the song that I was sent.
like hey my wife actually sent it to me she goes hey this girl's good and then and then i know
their other writer as well mackenzie yeah micah bin yeah i love them yeah that's a really cool song
because i think it like reminds me of well my home my small town yeah just how people are
yeah it was literally a dream that i'm in my hometown hair salon i'm haven't like sat down yet i'm in
like the waiting chairs and it's like an open thing and three chairs down in my
dream. They're like, oh my God, so and so got engaged. Look how cute they are. And everyone in the
hair salon runs over to this person's chair, like three chairs down. And they're like, oh my God,
they look so cute. And I'm like sitting there looking out the window like with the tear
tear coming down my face. And I woke up and I was like, hair salon. Like it was crazy. But that was a dream
song. Yeah. That's cool. On the Bobby Bone show now. Megan Maroney.
You got a puppy. Yeah. Puppie. Puppies are very hard.
They are.
They're awesome.
They're awesome.
They're so hard.
Yeah, she's been doing this thing.
I don't know if it's like, I'm not into the woo-woo moon stuff that much, but like it was a new moon recently, right?
And she's been crazy at like 10.45 p.m. every night.
And I go to bed by then.
Like, I'm lame in my like, you know, training era.
And it's just like, yeah, she's crazy.
Nuts.
She had my hat running around the other day.
Last night she's like my wood floor has like real wood.
So there's like some holes in the floor that are from the wood.
Does that make any sort of sense?
Okay.
She's digging at it trying to open the floors.
I'm like, please don't do that.
Not sure how I would replace that.
What's her name?
Boots.
And you named her after.
So her back feet are white like my boots that I were on stage.
It was between boots and Lorraine because my song Waiting on Lorraine is going to ruin the song for everybody about
the way. So sorry. If you listen to that song, it sounds like I'm saying, waiting on the rain,
waiting on flood, waiting on Lorraine, you know, but it's the rain. Right. So, um,
why would that run, I think that's funny. I know, but because now you can't unhear it. It's not waiting,
it's waiting on the rain. No, I know what the, no, I know what the song is. Oh. Yeah. It's just like,
who's Lorraine? Who the hell is Lorraine? Got it. Like that kind of thing. So anyways, I thought
She would be cute, like a puppy named Lorraine would be cute.
But then when I saw her back, feet were white, like my boots that I wear.
And then I was thinking, what could her middle name be with a fur?
So it sounds distinct.
Yeah, sounds distinguished.
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Megan Maroney.
When you're tour prepping or what did you say you were doing your tour?
Tour prep, yeah.
Tour prep.
What does that mean?
No alcohol.
May 1st is when I really super duper lock in with like the diet stuff.
Right now it's just kind of been like I'm not eating out.
And like it's mostly like steak, fish, vegetables, the boring stuff.
But it might get even crazy or May 1st.
We'll see.
But anyways, it's like the diet aspect, no drinking.
My rehearsals start tomorrow.
I'll do all my rehearsals in a weighted vest.
I've underestimated how sometimes my outfits, because sometimes my outfits weigh like 10 to 15 pounds.
And when I've done the performance, I'm like, I am not in shape for this.
So I'm rehearsing in a weighted vest.
That's crazy.
the singing with a weighted vest on a treadmill doing that.
Red light therapy.
I was going to, I literally was going to ask you about that.
He actually gave me, he was, like, I was asking him about it because he had a red light
mat and he was like, oh, do you want this one?
I have an extra one.
Just gave it to me.
Like, absolutely, yes.
But it's the higher dose mat.
So doing that every day, sauna and cold tub every day.
Physically, this feels like it's such a positive grind, though.
I don't think a lot of people would understand that it takes all of that, like for you to do
all that just to get ready for this. Yeah. And I mean, I think it's, I obviously, oh, LaGree too. Have you ever been to LaGree?
Yeah. It's like a crazy plot. For those I don't know. Yeah. It's like, it's like a Plotty's machine times eight.
Yeah. And then go super slow and die the whole time. Like my legs fall asleep while I'm doing it. I'm like,
I'm not sure if this is good for me. But, yeah, a lot of strength training too. But I think that
I've never taken touring as serious, like, as far as like the prep for it as I'm doing right now.
want it to be the best show. And it's the biggest one yet. It's going to be the biggest, most
involved show. So just really locking in. When you're doing this tour, are you keeping, like,
how do you keep things as a surprise nowadays? By not telling anyone. At all, though. Like, do you take
everybody, do you take everybody's phones? What do you mean? I don't know if you're even tour prepping.
You're rehearsing. You'll say we're rehearsing. Oh, rehearsing. Oh, everybody knows better.
But how do you, like, not have random security people in there or? We just don't. We keep
that locked down. I think too, like, obviously my touring crew is expanding. I think they said I have
16 trucks this year. Holy crap. That's a lot of trucks. That's a lot of trucks. You know what I hear?
That's a lot of trucks to pay for. Yeah. Yeah, but good for you for needing them also. Like it's great.
It's both. So obviously with that many trucks, there's a lot more people on tour, but a lot of my touring
crew is the same. They've been for a long time. So it's kind of just an understanding. Yeah. We have a
I have a good group, so.
I trust them.
49 shows on the store?
Is that true?
That's what I see here.
49.
I thought it was 50, but maybe it's 40.
50 sounds better, so we'll go with that.
So if you're doing, okay, let's say 50 shows.
Is that different, do you do different wardroves every night?
Or do you have?
That would be a secret.
Okay.
Yeah, very good.
Tell me about medicine when you write that, like what's, I don't know what happens in a room.
What do you remember about it?
I was with Connie Harrington, Jesse Alexander, and Jesse Joe.
We were in the East Tennessee Mountains.
And I had the How You Like the Taste Your Own Medicine in my notes app.
And it's like so easy writing with them.
And especially too when it's just like you know it's the day that like great things are going to happen.
It was one of those days.
And I was just talking about how like, let's write a song about how when you treat a man like 1% of how they treat you.
Like sometimes they just freak out and they're like, this is horrible.
This is the worst thing to ever happen.
And I'm like, oh, you don't like it, do you?
Like, oh, imagine that.
And so, yeah, it was just like a really fun song to like just talk about.
We were all like giggling the whole time and just thinking like heard from you in three long days.
You won't hear from me for five.
Oh, you gave your number two in LA Blonde, well, I gave a quarterback mine.
It's just like just playing your game the same way you.
I learned it how to play it from you.
Are you playing that in concert?
For sure, yeah.
I still pick hareslawn.
I like it.
Hair salon over medicine.
Hair salon overall.
Other than, I told you it's my favorite song.
No, I love hair salon.
I love that you're a hair salon truther.
It's existed so long.
It's like when you pick a favorite song in life, you don't pick a new song.
Well, maybe I'll play it sometimes.
It's just so difficult.
You just need to know which show I'm at is what you're saying.
So I'll let you know ahead of the time.
time and that one you can play. You guys can get tickets. We talked about before you came in the Cloud 9
Tour, just Megan Maroni.com. Most of the dates are sold out. There are still some tickets left.
I really appreciate you coming, hanging out. I'm a massive fan. I appreciate you.
Yeah, I'm a massive fan, obviously.
I want to go talk to Jeffrey in West Virginia. Hey, Jeffrey, you're on the show.
Good morning, Sidia. Morning.
So this is for Eddie. It's, uh, my wife and I,
We have five kids.
We're done having kids.
She called me this morning crying, and she works in the hospital setting.
She's a provider.
Well, there's a kid that's been there for two days because the foster parents brought him in.
He's been abused.
They said they couldn't handle him anymore.
Now my wife is talking about taking him in.
So what is your question for Eddie?
Because Eddie's taking in.
Foster kids ended up now.
they're his kids, there's adopted kids.
What is
the process? What is it like?
Because I'll be honest with you. When my wife calls me crying, it tears me up.
Jeffrey, I don't know. I didn't want any more kids.
But at the same time,
I don't mind caring for someone
and helping them out because they're in a bad situation.
And it may be down the wrong.
road like Eddie will adopt him.
I don't know what it's like in your state, Jeffrey, but in our state, you have to get certified to be a foster parent.
And it's, I mean, it was, I would say, five-month process of going to classes and getting certified.
So it wasn't that easy where, like, a kid comes up and you have the opportunity.
You may propose to them that you're going to start doing the classes and that you're willing to take that kid in, but I really don't know.
you'd have to talk to a caseworker about how all that works.
But as far as the feeling that you're going through, I mean, yeah, you got to be ready for
anything.
If you take a child in, you got to be ready for having them for maybe two or three months,
a couple weeks to the rest of your life.
Like, it's so unpredictable.
You just have to be open to helping this child however you can do it.
The parents haven't been present.
Like said, my wife, she's a doctor.
and so she sees all this stuff.
But the parents have never been present.
He's been in foster care, his entire life.
He's five years old.
But the last two foster homes he's been in, he's been abused.
And this one just brought him in and said they can't take care of him anymore.
So he's been at the hospital for two days because they can't find placement for him.
Yeah, I think it's what Eddie's saying is he doesn't know.
If you have a doctor to get a free pass to Foster?
Well, I don't know.
It sounds like...
It should. It should, right?
Are they wanting...
I guess they're wanting to maybe foster,
but if you wanted to start the adoption process...
Well, even the foster process, Eddie's saying, like, you have to...
Right.
If they want to bypass the foster part, they could go the adoption route and get a lawyer and adopt.
Is that right, Amy?
Can you just jump straight to that?
I didn't do foster.
No, I mean, you have to...
There's certain things.
There's a home study that has to be done.
like, of course, there's a process, but he may be, if they go through a lawyer,
uh, or find an agency that can expedite some stuff, they, it might be faster.
That's interesting.
But I mean, that's adoption.
Like, now you're, now you're talking.
And.
Well, it sounds like, though, regardless, I don't think unless there's like a doctor free pass,
like fast pass that you just get to take to get home.
No.
That it's, that it's, uh, months probably on the low end, a month or two process.
on the very low end.
Yeah, like even while there, if they do want to adopt during that interim,
the child would have to go back into the system.
I would ask a caseworker or anyone at the hospital that's dealing with whatever he's been going through
and see how you can help.
Yeah, maybe that's it.
Like, how can you help short term while you're also preparing yourself to help possibly long term?
Would that be inaccurate?
Yeah, that sounds right.
I mean, that's so sad.
Jeffrey.
We didn't like help you
We didn't help you today
But that is their knowledge and experience
With the situation
They've both been through something somewhat similar
Right
So
So
I don't know how I'll step
Help them
Your wife sounds like a great person
If she wants to help
And she sees somebody that needs help and wants to help
I'm sure that's probably why she's in the field
That she's in too
So
Yeah I think you just need to ask the right people
How to get started
in case it is an option to do.
Yeah, maybe it's an option.
And it's when your emotions are high,
it seems like this, you know, take some time away from it
because this is going to be a process anyway.
So even your wife stepping away from it, taking a beat,
because just because you have all the feelings at this moment
doesn't mean that y'all are the forever parents for this situation.
It will be a lot.
And it may be that you very well,
I'm just saying when you want to take a little bit of the emotion out of it.
If she's calling, crying, it's not the exact time to make the decision to make a huge life decision like this.
Jeffrey, good luck, man.
We're rooting for you.
All right.
Thank you, sir.
All right.
Phil, let us know, call us back in a few weeks or a month or so.
Let us know what's happening.
Yes, sir.
All right.
See you later.
I wish we could help him more, but I think the help there is, hey, it's a process.
It's not as easy as you just get to bring a kid home, even if you really, really wanted to, right?
I wish it was as simple as like, let's help this kid and let's do it now.
Yeah, if it were that simple, though, you'd have people take advantage of it.
Yeah, I mean, that's probably why there's so much bureaucracy in that.
Okay, let's go to Debbie in Missouri.
Debbie.
Yes.
You are on the show.
What's going on?
Well, I'm watching the Marionville Commons Award show right at the moment, and I'm out in the foyer
where I can watch and talk.
All right.
Well, what do you want to say?
And I saw your, or heard when I got in the car about the bin.
Oh, lunchbox buying the, yeah, the Amazon, yeah.
And they brought back this picture I saw last week of a relative of mine.
He decided with his son-in-law, they would go get one of those and see what they could sell.
And these are macho men that can fix anything, hoping, you know, for tools and stuff.
So they opened it up.
They paid $40 for it.
And it's full of at least 40 plus ladies, bikini bottoms, large to 2xL.
All different colors, all different shapes with new tags.
No tops.
Just bottoms.
No tops.
How do you sell, is there a market name for just bottoms?
I mean
Topless beaches
Could be
Yeah if you're mix and match
Did they sell them Debbie
Picture of them
Excuse me
Did they end up selling them?
They've got them
They've got them up for sale
For anyone that wants the whole thing
For $40
A lot of them
Majority of them have new tags on them
So if you have a solid bottom
Bent top at home
You can change out your bottom
Yeah you kind of open that
And you're like
What the heck?
love to see in their faces. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, good luck to them. And they're just
looking to make their money back. It sounds like they're only 40 in, trying to get 40 out. Debbie,
thank you for that call. I hope you have an awesome day. You're very welcome. Thank you. I enjoy
listening to you guys. Thank you very much. Bye-bye. All right, let's go to Stephanie in Texas.
Stephanie, you're on. Morning studio. Morning. What's going on?
We're listening to last week's show and you owe lunchbox $100.
For the tea off.
Oh, no, I owe him $1.
That's a good point.
I pulled $1 out of the bucket.
I do owe you $1 for this one, for low tea.
Oh, that was the prize?
Yeah.
$1?
Yeah, I pulled out of this so the winner gets the dollar.
I still owe more money for prices right.
Well, because I owe money for prices right, I get them half that up front.
but I'm willing because we're going to make sure that we're going to pay for the cleaning lady.
So I have the $100 I'm putting in.
You have cash on you?
Yes.
And I have another 100 that I can either give to the lunchbox for the 100 that he's owed or I can just lunchbox from you put the 100 in for her.
It's up to you.
Oh, lunchbox.
Think about that.
It's from you.
Yeah, I'll take my 100.
No, no, no, it's from you.
It would be a donation from you.
I'm good, man.
Okay.
Wow.
So you don't want to donate to her.
You just want your 100.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
It's his money.
Well, here is $101.
Because the T was more about the pride.
Are we sure it's only a dollar?
I'm positive because I reached in there and grabbed it.
All right, man, but I'll take it either way.
I've just got high tea.
You've already won, right?
You're already the winner.
So here's another 100 of you, the five I owe you.
So now owe you four, and there's the one for your T.
There's your T dollar.
Eddie, here's my 100 for the...
Okay.
For the cleaning lady.
And if for some reason on the...
thing I said 100 bucks and I'll just give you another 100 bucks.
Maybe I did. I don't know. I just throw money around.
Yeah, I don't remember.
I don't either. And I feel like that would have been something that lunchbox would have remembered.
Listen, I just remember that I was going to win the tea off and I was concerned about my tea.
The money was secondary. I can be wrong. I love money, but I will do my research.
I can be wrong. I've been wrong before.
What's your research? Go back and listen.
Yep. Yeah.
Okay. Stephanie, thanks for bringing that to our attention, though.
Yeah, no problem. Longtime listener, like 967 long time.
Dang, that is a long time. You love in Austin?
Marble Falls.
Yeah, basically.
The area.
Yeah, it was probably middle school.
Yeah.
Oh, she was in middle school.
Cryzee.
We are old.
That's crossy.
All right, Stephanie, have a great day.
Awesome.
You're also.
All right, bye-bye.
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All right, we've lost lunchbox.
He is at Jerry Duty, so no lunchbox.
Around the room.
Eddie, I can't.
I can't.
My natural instinct is always going to Amy first, but Eddie.
Well, mine's crazy.
So this, and this happened right down the road here,
but a door dash driver was going to Chick-fil-A to pick up his order.
He goes in,
gets the order and he's walking back out to his car,
a guy comes up to him with a gun and says,
give me your car, I'm taking your car.
And so he opens the door.
The guy jumps in the car and the door dash driver has a gun as well.
So there's a shootout.
Oh my gosh.
So the carjacker shoots the door dash driver in the leg.
Door dash driver gets his gun, shoots him.
He dies.
Oh my gosh.
It was crazy.
It was at the chick flay right down the street from us.
On like going to the hospital?
No, going the other way.
Which one?
Yeah, the one like going south.
I don't know what that means.
The one on...
It's closer to us.
F word?
On A.
Yes.
Oh, wow.
That's the one we got to.
That one.
That one, dude.
No, no.
Other way.
And then I start...
On eighth.
Yeah, it's eighth.
Oh, I said on F.
It turns into F.
Yeah.
Eighth turns into F.
Wow, that's crazy.
But what's crazy is that I'm thinking like, when I first saw it, I'm like door dash driver.
I'm like, God, this guy might have been one of Bobby's door door door.
dash drivers. That's crazy.
It's terrible.
But the carjacker is the one that died.
He's the one that died. But what's crazy is like I see a lot of stories about carjacking
in this town. And like I'm like that's bizarre that like carjackings happen.
And the fact that a door dash door dash driver was packing and the fact that he shot a carjacker.
Like all that's crazy to me that all that is happening like around us.
He's lucky he didn't get shot in a part of the body that would kill him.
Yeah, and the leg, so he was still able to shoot back.
So I guess there was a struggle?
Yeah, because it was struggle trying to get in the car.
He's like, no.
That's wild.
Yeah.
I think of being a carjacker, right?
That's where my mind goes.
How would I know who to target while being a carjacker?
I would probably target an extremely mid car.
Like the kind of car?
Yeah.
Like, I'm not going to go steal something that probably has some sort.
of tracking in it.
Like if it's a Mercedes or
Lexus or Porsche or any of that
I would expect that if I stole it,
if I did get away with it, I got and drove off,
they'd be able to track that down pretty quick.
And I wouldn't be able to turn that into
either selling the car
or getting to where I needed to go if it's far
or parts.
It's going to get tracked.
So I'd probably, and I don't want
like an old beater.
Yeah, junker.
They're getting anything for it.
So you've got to like target the most mid-car period.
because there's still some value there
and you're probably not going to get tracked.
But what do you think the reason a carjacking is mostly for?
I don't think like if you wanted parts or just a car,
you would just steal a part car.
But to go up to someone and be like,
give me your car is a whole different deal.
I feel like you need, that's like urgency.
I need a car now.
So you think it's to get somewhere.
Yeah, because if they wanted, say, a Mercedes,
you would just see one parked at the mall and break into it.
But the keys aren't in it.
If you don't know how to actually wire or get a car started
without the key.
The thing about with somebody in it is you know they have the keys with them.
That's a good point.
And I wonder if like technology has changed because like back in the day it was like hot wire, right?
Real easy.
And I wonder now with like, was it easy.
Was it easy?
I just saw it on TV.
I don't know if it was actually easy.
They put little wires together.
No, I know.
I just see that on TV.
I never wanted to do that.
That's wild that happened.
I know.
At Archick-Pillet.
I know.
Right down the road.
That's why I never get out of my car.
What?
That's just why you don't get out of your car?
I never get out of my car.
That's smart.
this person got out of the car right was it one of those where you go walk and pick it up yes so it wasn't a carjacking while in the car he got out and the guy tried to rob him and then he's going to take his car too the guy the carjacker waited for him to try to get back into his car and as soon as he got the door open that's when he attacks that's wild that's scary uh Morgan what do you have okay so there was this bride over in Britain and she was about to walk down the aisle she was moments away from the door opening and somebody shows up and throws
black paint all over her.
Oh. Yeah. Who do you
think did it? Like what would be your initial response?
I removed myself from this because I know it. Yeah. I don't know. Pita.
Yeah. Peter or an X.
Yeah. Two great guesses, both wrong. Yeah. Not right. So it was
her sister-in-law. So apparently there's been a feud over the course of several years and
they were even banned. The sister-in-law and the brother were banned from coming to the wedding.
they still came anyway and the sister-in-law showed up through the black paint said it was because
the sister was jealous that her brother had proposed like five months into her versus she had waited
20 years to get proposed to but yeah she uh she went to jail for it too it was so outrageous i thought
it was promotion for something yeah so when i first saw it i didn't believe it actually was what it was
i thought it was promotion for maybe a movie uh a tv show video game who knows
WrestleMania.
But it turns out it was real.
Yeah.
People are wild, man.
That's crazy in the carjacking.
You just go to somebody's wedding,
get though paint on them.
That's crazy.
That's crazy in the carjacking.
Well, and that poor,
I mean, all she do is get ready to,
like, she thinks it's the best day of her life,
and now it's the worst day of her life.
You know, everything changed.
There's the picture of her.
She's,
it's so bad.
Oh, my.
It does look like PETA, though,
when you'd wear a fur coat back in the 80s.
They don't want a bucket of paint on you outside.
That's quite the statement, huh?
A black paint on all the 80s.
white dress. But if you saw this whole thing, wouldn't you think that was some sort of promotion
for something? We've been so conditioned to think that everything is not real. And I, I, yeah, that sucks
for her. This is so dramatic. She's got to be kind of crazy too. Only because it's so dramatic.
And usually sanity doesn't meet really crazy. Usually sanity kind of overwhelms really crazy.
I would think it's crazy on crazy crime. And I don't know.
what this woman did, but there had to be, if I'm just speculating, there's got to be something.
Hatfield and McCoy's like, they're constantly going back and forth at each other.
Well, enough to be banned too from the wedding. I mean, that's your brother. You banned your brother
from your wedding. Well, there's something going on. This feels like crazy on crazy. Yeah. And I feel
bad for her, but, and I don't know, but I would think that she had something to do with
provoking this. Yeah. And if I'm guessing. She claims that she's really a kind person and she doesn't
know why it happened. Who doesn't?
Who doesn't claim?
But the woman served a 10-month prison sentence for doing it.
Wait for this? Yep. And she had to do 160 hours of community service.
10 months? That seems dramatic. It does.
For jail time. Because this feels like a personal issue.
Like not like a civil problem. Well, it's a salt.
Yeah, but with paint. Yeah, with paint at her wedding.
Ow.
It doesn't feel like, no. Amy.
Not a paint can. If you get to grab it over the paint.
Maybe the paint can, that's different.
Yeah, it's a wild story.
Let's go over to our Washington, D.C. Bureau.
Amy?
Yeah, so this is not out of D.C.
This is out of Hollywood,
but technically London,
because it's an interview that Lisa Kudrow did
with the Times of London,
and she was talking about the off-camera environment.
At friends.
At friends, especially in the writers' room,
and how mean they were.
There was like 12 to 13 writers, mostly men,
and they would remind them before they would go out
because they would do the show in front of a live audience of 400 people.
I thought that was high.
That is a lot of people.
I thought the live audience probably maybe like 100.
That's a lot.
Yeah, I guess I didn't have a number on my head.
I don't know.
Those studios just always seem smaller.
I never been to a taping of a TV show, so I don't know.
Well, we went when you were on Regis and Kelly.
And we sat in the audience and it just seems so small.
How many were there do you think?
150 probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, probably different daytime talk show.
I don't know.
And then when we were on Family Feud, we saw the audience.
It seemed small.
Probably 250 years.
I'm literally just throwing numbers out.
But that was a-
400.
Just-
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
A lot.
So anyways, they would say things like, you know, you better, if you don't get your
line right, they would like.
They'd laugh like that?
No, but they, I can't say.
You don't get your line right.
I can't say what they would say.
What would they say?
Like what?
Because it's bad words.
Paraphrase it.
Paraphrase it.
Can the B.
effing read she's not even trying she effed up my line stuff like that but that was not even the most
jaw-dropping part of the interview it was that the men in the writer's room would out loud talk about
their sexual fantasies of jennifer annison and Courtney Cox that's weird so the two things
one very inappropriate but two Lisa Kudrow had to hear this and she wasn't involved
it was like you'd be a little offended even though it's completely wrong and you can't do that but
it's like you're listening to all the dudes talking about their fantasies was
the other one, you don't even get mentioned?
She said they would...
She's the only one not being mentioned.
She said they would allegedly stay up late
discussing sexual fantasies involving her co-stars
Jennifer and Courtney Cox.
Maybe if Courtney Cox was there though,
she'd be like, all they talk about is Lisa Kudrow
and Jennifer Aniston.
Maybe.
Well, I think it was maybe probably known
amongst everybody that they were doing it.
But there was a...
Back in 2004,
there was a former writer's assistant,
Omine Lyle.
She sued Warner Brothers
over alleged.
sexual and racial harassment after claiming
she witnessed inappropriate contact
in the writer's room. The case eventually
reached the California Supreme Court,
which ruled against her.
It turns out she was probably
I mean, I don't know. Her stuff seemed
valid and now at least she was talking about it.
So it's just like,
ew. I wonder if their defense is
it's a bit.
There's a lot of stuff on our show
if we did it in a normal office and a workplace we couldn't do.
We're like, no, it's a bit.
Oh yeah, like some of our
stuff like we would go to normal HR.
I would easily go to HR with the low T comments.
Absolutely.
That is very inappropriate.
I hate that anybody had to
Oh yeah for sure.
Be part of that, exposed to that,
suffer through that.
I wonder if their defense was though,
and I'm not even saying their defense was right,
but through the court system was.
No, we're writers.
We're throwing ideas out.
Yeah, like there was fantasies about Jennifer.
That's a good point.
Because that's what they're writing about.
Kind of.
Well, yeah, I mean, if Joey and Chandler were talking about something like that.
Yeah, I wonder if that's their defense.
Maybe that's what it was.
Because there are times listeners will hit us up.
You can't talk to someone like that you work with.
I'm like, honestly, we do and can because it's all in, it's entertainment.
Like it's a bit.
Sometimes it's like over the line.
Yeah, but it's all.
There is, you kind of submit yourself to the.
room and that everything in here, definitely not fictional, but it is for entertainment purposes
only, it can get elevated and then sometimes you can elevate it for entertainment and actually
becomes real, then you get upset. That happens. Yes. But yeah, that's what's up. I did say that. They said
that it was a creative necessary. Yeah, that was their defense. Writing an adult oriented comedy.
Yeah, it's going to be mine. I don't know. I see friends as like a family. But they have
sex and stuff on there. We were on a break.
Oh, I can't watch that with my kids.
What?
My kids love friends.
The little ones, no.
Okay, but they're not probably going to be interested.
But, like, my daughter watched all of friends, like, when she was a teenager.
Yeah, but there is a lot of sex talk.
Mm-hmm.
But.
Yeah, but, okay.
So they needed to have sex talk in the room as writers.
Right.
So they could be inspired.
Go over the line to walk back.
But, like, Eddie, when you were a kid, did you watch 902 and O?
No, I never watched that one.
Oh, okay.
All right.
As a kid, oh, one.
that did work was three's company.
I'd watch that when I was a kid.
But you wouldn't get the jokes.
That's all about sex and I had no idea
until I was older.
It is all about sex?
I would watch that.
It's very much about sex.
Although, again, innuendos,
but he on the show is living with them
and he's able to because he acts like he's gay.
Correct.
So the landlord thinks he's gay.
So every time the landlord's around
he has to act like he's gay.
But then when the landlord's gone,
Mr. Furley or Mr. Roper.
Or Mr. Roper, they,
it's very much Jack Tripper
doing sex jokes.
and his friend Larry.
Yeah, and Larry.
Got it.
Well, anyway, friends had the toxic work environment.
Dextero has the story.
California Vineyard Tycoon Ernie Dosio
was trampled to death while hunting elephants.
Oh, no.
He was on a safari,
and he got trampled by five elephants.
Oh, no.
Was he hunting elephants, though?
Yes.
hunting elephants.
Wow.
Safari.
Yes.
No, but you can hunt other things, right?
But it says karma gets big game trophy hunter when he gets trampled by five elephants.
These bugs flying around?
I don't know why they're so bad today.
I had like three at my desk.
And before lunchbox left, I heard him talking about bugs.
Yeah, the gnats.
They're nuts.
What's up with the gnats?
Why do we have them?
I don't know.
They're everywhere.
But they happened in our other building, too.
Well, they happen in people's homes.
But I'm saying, why are they happening here?
Because there's no, there's nothing in here.
People's homes have refrigerators.
with food and hot and cold and wet things.
Bananas.
Sometimes they come from bananas.
They shouldn't.
I had a banana today,
but it leaves the room when I leave the room.
Yeah, that's one thing.
Do you throw your peel outside the room?
Because I do.
I throw it in the kitchen.
I put my pill in the trash,
but then the trash get taken out every day.
But I've only had one banana in the past two months here.
So it can't be from that.
I don't know if our trash gets taken out of it.
Well, we have a thing plugged in right outside.
Why don't we bring that in here?
Our trash should get taken out every day.
day. What is that thing? I took your trash out one day. Nobody noticed. I did it. Think about being a
cleaning person. Nobody notices. You get paid. I know. That's such a good point. It's like such a
thankless. Aren't all jobs thankless except you're getting thanked by being paid.
No, I feel like doctors get thanked. Those are very thankful. I feel like we need to be mindful of
custodial type positions. I completely agree. I'm just saying there is when you get paid for any
job. That's the thank you.
Garbage men
garbage people do not get
thanked ever. They get paid
relatively well depending. Yeah.
That's why they ask for tips now too.
I know.
So what is that thing outside?
That's a little light that attracts the
gnats and then it goes in there thinking
it's going to get stuck to the sticky tape.
It's not working.
But it's out there in the hall. We need to hang
one of the big rubber wiener looking things.
The flies get stuck to?
Yeah, the sticky one.
to have those when we can't.
Did you guys ever have the Zapper ones?
Those are crazy.
I've seen the Zapper ones.
I never had it in our backyard.
And then there we just be,
there goes another one.
I got a few things here on the list.
Yeah, man, we got to do,
they got to get these bugs.
Like,
we did get an email from the building
that they're working on it.
The whole building has the issue with it.
Yeah.
Is it all for my one banana over the last two months?
No.
I didn't say it was you.
I didn't even know you had a banana.
Could it be all of our bananas?
I see Eddie eating bananas.
I didn't know you had an banana.
One banana.
In two months and all of a sudden I'm the bug guy.
No one called you the bug guy.
I'm still triggered over the softball.
Still, dude, let it go.
Just go to the game.
Okay.
I want to go to Morgan.
Some DMs.
She has a couple of DMs that she wants to update us with.
Oh yeah, show updates.
Okay.
Let me know whenever you're ready for that.
Okay, so you went to Wichita for a comedically inspirational tour.
show and you brought people on stage. Do you remember this?
I probably would. I did it every show.
Okay. So at this particular one, you had brought up a couple. They were young and you had
asked when the guy was going to propose. They had been dating for a long time. You brought up
their mom as well. It's kind of a whole family affair.
I'm just going to go with, yeah. We're just going with it. Well, I just did. I would do that
bit a lot. But okay, go ahead. Well, we got a message from the mom.
she wanted to happily report that Skyler had finally proposed to Maddie.
I was worried about those too.
I'm glad they made it.
I think about them a lot.
Yeah, they did it.
They made it.
And really, they wanted you to be the officiant of their wedding.
But I don't know that that's something you want to do.
I'll probably, I'll probably just send a gift.
So if they're listening, just send the link.
That's nice.
To your registry.
I love that.
I'd be happy to.
What else you got?
And then, so we had Jessica Gillard on.
looking for a kidney when Eddie was talking about donating a kidney.
You mean which time?
A bunch of times.
She had called in and was talking about the fact that she needs a kidney right now.
Well, her sister wrote us and said that she is currently on dialysis.
So thanks her.
That's not good.
Oh, it's not good.
I thought you were saying she got a kidney.
No.
So dialysis, I don't know.
You were saying that in such a positive way.
I thought it was going to be.
Well, I think dialysis is at least good in a right direction.
you're at least like getting treatment.
Or has it gotten so bad that she needs treatment?
I don't think I have an understanding of what they're actually saying here.
I think she just wanted positive thoughts for her sister,
giving that she came on and now she started dialysis.
Is what the update was.
So she does not have, she still doesn't have a match or possibly a donor.
I don't think she has a kidney.
Dang.
That's a sad.
That's a sad update.
Can you donate kidneys with love teeth?
Is this going to be the thing?
Are we going to keep doing this?
Women can.
True.
Can a woman get a man kidney?
That's a great question.
You're asking the wrong person.
I think so.
I don't think it matters the sex because it can go child, adult.
Yeah, I don't think kidneys have wieners and vaginas.
Yes, they can.
Thank you, Mike.
Not weaners or vaginas, but like size, you know?
I just didn't know if it would be healthy for Eddie.
With this extremely low testosterone?
Oh, my gosh.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Now, we're not joking about that.
I thought how you were saying it was going to be good news.
I thought the sister was going to say, like, I donated the kidney.
Yeah.
Well, all right.
She just wanted to share an update since she had come on the show and talked about it.
Do you want to have a fun one?
That would be nice because we're dragging right now.
So there was a listener, Andrew, who message us, and he had put something in his calendar
10 years ago when you mentioned it on the show.
And you said by April 28, 2026, that movies will be dead.
They are.
They're dead.
No, they're not.
They are.
I'm seeing where they're charging $50 to go.
to Zoom? Doom.
Dune 3?
They can't get people to go to movies anymore unless they add so many other things to it.
For IMAX 70 millimeter.
Yeah, that's different. That was like Oppenheimer.
But here's the thing. When I said movies are dead. That doesn't mean they're not going to show movies
in theaters, but you just go to the movie and sit there and watch it. No, every movie
theater now has fancy seats or food or like the version of the movie theater then is dead.
And they're struggling to sell tickets in general. I stand by it. I stand by that I was correct.
Why do you think they're releasing so many to streaming now?
all the time though
like is it dead
like dead as in
like is nobody there
no last time we went
it was 30 minutes
just to get popcorn
oh my
long time
oh my
yeah I'm really shocked you there
huh
30 minutes
just to get popcorn
dang that is a long time
you know
a second thought oh my
that is a long time
thank you
I can't
I'm like I show the camera
but like our
our baby smiles now
like socially
have you seen this
that's cute
like she would smile
with like
muscles just randomly.
That's what my wife was saying.
Now she'll actually smile,
which for the first time.
So my wife will just send me pictures
one after the other,
just like a smiling baby,
which is crazy.
She wouldn't make eye contact with me yesterday.
I saw the baby and I was like,
oh, go, Billy, Billy,
and like she wouldn't look at me.
And then I told my wife,
she's like, oh, she looked at me
and smiled all the time.
I'm like, okay.
Uncle Eddie.
Why do you think that is?
I don't know.
Just like, who is this dude?
Get this guy out of my house.
Eddie said a listener.
And this is in real life.
stopped him and said, hey, we should stop talking about those scientists.
Correct.
Wait, what?
Where were you?
Baseball game.
One of my kids' baseball games.
And they said, hey, I listen to the show.
And I love you guys.
Love listening to you.
I was like, and she goes, how crazy is all that stuff you guys been talking about about those scientists missing?
And I'm like, yeah, it's pretty crazy.
She's like, if I were you guys, I would stop talking about that.
Because you guys will go missing next.
And I told it, I'm like, realize that when you're listening to them talk about it, who's not talking about it?
I never talk about it.
I stay quiet during that segment.
There are so many people talking about it.
If we're the ones that get abducted or killed because we're talking about it, the odds in that are fractional.
Don't you think those scientists thought that too?
They're like, they actually were working on it.
The two theories as to why, because there was another one.
Now they're just finding people that have, have like, somewhat connected tissue to NASA.
But there are more scientists that have died.
but honestly too
sometimes time scientists get old and die
but it's the ones that like walk out of their house
with no keys phone or wallet
who does that?
Right, that's weird.
Right. I think now they're trying to water it down
with giving us a bunch of other stories
so we start to go
okay, this is all just random
but that's one way is to
like influx
like super influx of information
that isn't right
to prove what is right wrong
for example there was a UFO story
we're talking about and it's like
so then they started
started releasing all these like absolute fake images of UFO so then people would probably see the
fake one and be like that wasn't real so they're releasing all these stories now about oh people
that obviously aren't the same but it's making people go okay this is not real this person's not
even connected to NASA so the whole thing can't be real what do you think about the ksy musgraves
thing like she keeps like pushing it i don't know i think she saw it we didn't see it i think
she even responds to her comments i mean like no no this is what i saw i think there's probably
some stuff that is our government and some that's not
But I think some of it is probably our government testing stuff.
But I think some isn't.
But the two theories are one that these scientists knew that a meteor was going to hit Earth in the next few years.
And these people knew about it.
And these people were going to say something about it or they knew enough that they might say something and actually, you know, create societal collapse.
Because if we know a meteor is going to hit somewhere on Earth and kill a bunch of people, ruin a country, we're going to freak out.
Yeah.
Why would we freak out and not just like live our best life?
I think I saw the cleaning lady walk by.
Yeah, she's here.
I want to come in so I can get her a card.
No.
Our best life.
Yeah, that's great.
But if you know, if you know there's no,
you don't get a prison for the rest of your life,
you don't think you're going to be stabbing and having sex.
Are you people itching to stab?
I was just saying everybody's going to go like there's,
we don't have,
there's no social rules so we can do whatever we want.
Lute.
Lute, steal.
Why do you think when like,
big trial,
big game?
Everybody goes,
crazy. They start burning stuff and stealing stuff. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Because for a minute that they're so
excited, the rules don't matter. I know, but I don't, I just, I wouldn't, I don't behave that way.
Like, I'd probably just enjoy life. I don't think any of us would do that. But I mean, I understand
what you're saying. I mean, there are, obviously they do it when they riot. I might jump in.
No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. I'm being honest with you. I might jump in.
You have a wife and a child. I might jump in. If World didn't in a couple years,
why would you adhere to the rules of law
when law doesn't matter anymore?
Yeah, but no one else is going to be living in order
so you're going to have to do things to counter that.
How much time do we have?
Two years.
I love it.
I'm buying a boat.
See, Eddie's got the idea.
Just go live your best life.
Someone's going to boat jack you as soon as you're going out there.
In the ocean? Oh, pirates.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
Your kid stopped my AI movie of us for the real movie?
Yes.
My oldest saw it.
He obviously did.
didn't, but he showed it to the little ones, and they're just like, what? Dad's going to be in a
movie? And then my 11-year-old's like, that actually looks like a good movie. That we're
going to be in a movie. I think it's so funny. And they thought everyone looked real except,
they're like, I don't like Lunchbox's character. Steve Buscemi? Steve Buscemi is, yeah,
I don't like that actor. Where I get offended is when people will write in the comments,
AI Slop. It takes a long time to generate that crap. That one is Slop. A.I. Slop is something you can
10 seconds and do 100 of them and you just fill the no no no no no that's that's a hard that's
hard work it's generating a lot of different things do you have to go down like even to the clothes that
we're wearing uh you can prompt everything like i was wearing a cowboy's jersey mostly it'll pick
stuff and you can go i don't like that change do this and then what's the time you have to wait for
to see the result not so much you got to buy tokens oh depending on the program it's like a video game
Kind of.
Yeah.
And so I'll do it.
And mostly I can get it to be pretty good.
And then I'll get it over to read and go like, this is what I got.
Can you help me fix a couple things?
And then...
Question about the tokens.
Uh-huh.
They sell gift cards for tokens?
I don't know.
Why?
Who do you want to buy them for them?
I'm just, you know.
Gift cards for tokens?
Yeah, like, you know, like...
For AI generation?
Yeah, like PlayStation gift cards.
They have those at Target.
I don't know.
Roblox.
Roblox.
I don't think they have that at Target.
That would be a good gift.
Yeah, but you have to know how to use.
the program.
Yeah.
No, I'm just saying it
it'd be a good gift.
For me?
At some point.
Oh, no.
I know I don't want that.
You don't want token gift card?
I was going to do all of us as the friends opening at the fountain.
Yeah.
That would be fun.
Yeah, then I got bored.
It wasn't coming out, right?
And then I got bored.
How long had you been working on it?
I never like sit on it and I'll just remember it.
And it takes forever to generate.
Sometimes I've done generations where I'm generating it.
And then I forget.
Like, I'm like,
generate and if it's going to take seven, eight minutes. I'll just forget until the next time. I'm like,
oh, God, I forgot to finish that. So that happens a lot. But I started a friend's one and then that. It just was not. I couldn't get us to look like them.
So. Is there a rule that you, like when you post like to put AI? I never do. I know, but like I feel like it needs to be a rule.
Just because some stuff, like I'm pretty good now. I can kind of tell like just the quality. I think Mike talked about like the quality is just way better than anything else. So you realize, ah, that's AI. But I feel like a nice.
little this is AI, it's funny,
ha ha, would be nice.
Wouldn't you appreciate that?
Yeah. I don't like care.
I think everything's AI now. Any video I see
at all, it's AI until it's not.
That's not good.
Well, but some stuff, like depending on the source,
it's posting, right? Don't you know?
Yeah, for the most part, but I'm flicking through TikToks.
I think it's all.
If it's really compelling
with an animal, especially,
Like I watched a cat jump in front of a bear and save a woman yesterday.
Of course it's AI.
I don't even look to see if it was AI.
It was a ring cam and this bear was running up and this cat jumped up in front of the bear to stop it.
AI.
Now, if it wasn't, that sucks with that cat.
Exactly.
If it wasn't.
But I think it was AI.
See, like I saw one of a wildlife guy releasing a bear and then the bear turned on him as soon as the gate open.
Like, and I'm just like, I don't know.
But again, if that's real, poor dude.
That's scary.
But if it's not,
let's finish this.
Amy has a body hack stand on one leg
while you brush your teeth.
What is that supposed to do?
Yeah, well,
it's supposed to challenge your brain
first thing in the morning
and create,
it's like a longevity hack.
So, you know,
have you heard the thing
where you like brush your teeth
with the opposite?
Who did you text you over there?
My ex-husband.
Oh, dang.
What do he say?
He watching?
You look good today.
He's like, yeah, I do a lot of that.
AI too.
Let me pull up exactly.
So every time you brush your teeth, so every morning and every night, stand on one leg,
alternate each morning and hold for as long as you can.
When you can hold for 30 seconds without wavering, try doing it with your eyes closed.
When you do this, your body is forced to coordinate with your inner ear, your vision, and your
nerve signaling, and every deep stabilizer muscle in your body simultaneously.
and this just helps lead to longevity.
Like when you can coordinate,
it's just working your brain in a different way.
Yeah, I've heard the brush your teeth to the other hand.
Mm-hmm.
Or, and don't always drive the same way.
That's if you don't want to get robbed.
What do you mean?
No, but it's also just challenging yourself to, like,
not be in a routine.
You don't want to follow your home.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, yes, there is that reason.
But you're exercising your brain in a different way
when you're having to pay attention.
that's just a little body hack like something that you're brushing your teeth anyway so why not trying it
i tried to do it in the shower the other day oh that sounds like a terrible idea you fall you're it's wet
but that's where i brush my teeth but i wouldn't do that on one foot with my eyes closed on a wet floor
uh-huh so um when i'm you know i taught you about well you already knew but i ran through with you all
about opening up your limbs and the final spot to open is behind your knee so when i'm if i open my
limbs in the shower. I'm standing there with one leg up and then I try to close my eyes and like pump my
for 30 pumps. So that's 30 seconds. And some days I can do it no problem. And then other days I'm
falling over like crazy. And it makes me so curious like what's going on different inside of my body
to where I can't stand up. That's a concussion waiting to happen. What she's describing. It's a
concussion or like a torn Achilles. Wet ground, leg lift. It's hard to just stand. It's hard to just
on one foot with your eyes close period.
Yeah, why is that?
Who can you do it?
Probably.
That's right.
I mean, I know I can't do it depending on the day.
Apparently, some days I struggle and I don't know what, you know, it's like maybe just
how good my sleep was.
Or food or hormones, who knows?
All right, that's it.
Everybody good?
Okay, so no challenge.
Yeah, we're good.
Yeah, everybody good.
All right.
We will see you guys.
Tomorrow, we'll see if lunchbox is not here.
Obviously he got Jerry Duty.
I pray he gets Jerry Duty just for the stories.
Yeah.
And the book.
He ain't writing a book.
Let's be real.
Yeah.
But I pray that he gets Jerry Duty.
Because if he goes and he gets put on a jury, then he has to wear a suit, right?
He's in a tier.
Do you have to wear a suit to be on jury duty?
I don't think you have to because they, or you have to at least dress up.
But he was in a T-shirt.
That said Nashville.
When I did Jerry Duty, I didn't just wear, I mean, I didn't dress up.
It wasn't like I was going to a business meeting or prom.
But I definitely looked presentable.
I had a shirt.
I took the shirt in.
Man,
and I feel like he would love jury duty.
Like, he would love to just hear everyone's business.
He would love to be foreman.
Yes.
And like have the power of the jury.
He would love that.
We would love that.
All right.
We will see you guys tomorrow.
You guys have a great day.
Don't forget my Megan Moroni Bobbycast is up.
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