The Bobby Bones Show - TUES PT 2: Is Bobby Running For Office? + Amy Thought We Wouldn’t Bring This Up… + Bobby Apologizes To A Show Member

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

Bobby addressed the recent rumors that have surfaced online about him possibly running for office. Is he going to do it? What’s his platform? Amy was hoping we’d never bring up something again after she realized that she may have made a false claim on the show. Lunchbox shares why we might have a SPY among us. We talked about a tourist who threw a rock at an endangered monk seal in Hawaii and received instant karma. Are we happier now or were we happier in the 2010s? Bobby also apologized to a member of the show that he felt back for after the fact.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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on IHard Radio, Apple Podcasts, or whatever you get your podcast. I just want to say I listen to the Bobbycast with you and Caitlin and I just want to say you two are just too cute. Obviously you can just tell and see the excitement and hear the excitement in your voices

and I am so sorry that people on social media have ruined it for Caitlin to want to be on social media, but thank you for sharing with us. Thank you for the voicemail. Here's a question. If someone comes up to me and asks the question, hey, how's the baby? To me, that says, hey, show me a picture of your baby.

It could, yeah. No, automatically. If someone says, how's the baby, I'm like, funny, you should ask. How about you look at a picture and then I tell you. Yeah, I feel like we all love a visual, a story. I love the visual to any story. Love it. I love doing people read books and they do the thing.

where they show the book in front of you with the pictures in it? Do you think that's what they're asking? I think they appreciate the visual. I say you go for it. Flip it. When you were to ask somebody about their baby. No, I really was just saying it because I don't care about babies at the time. And I was just doing it because I knew it was big in their life and I wanted them to feel seen.

Right. I'd be like, hey, how's the baby? In my mind, I'm like, okay, he's going to move off baby soon. And I got some real questions to ask. That's pre-baby me. Okay. Post-baby me, I don't know. You're like, got any more pictures?

Ah, 50, 50. But I have it on my lock screen. Uh-huh. So I can do it quick. Yeah. And my phone is set up to do no notifications, just in general. I don't have anything pop up on my screen ever. And so, how's the baby?

Great. Look at this. And I change the picture every two or three days. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very much all. Wallpaper type. Have you seen the newest picture?

No. Brace yourself. Okay. I'm going to text it until you. Ready? And I don't. think I'm somebody who is like, we got the cutest baby. I don't think that. I've said that forever. I think everybody just has to say, your baby's cute. Yeah, but yours actually really is.

But I think you're just saying that because you have to. No, I'm not. We would just be like, we would just agree with you. We would just be like, oh, yeah, yeah, ha, yeah, people have to say that. Babies, they're the best. Yeah. Classic baby. Okay, look at that. Picture right there. Uh-huh. That's pretty cute. Oh, just pretty cute. Not top five. That's pretty, did you hear the inflection? That's pretty cute. I was giving it more. Oh, I had to zoom in.

Her little outfit. Yeah, she looks like a ninja. And she has so much hair. She has so much hair. Yeah. Yeah, she's pretty cute. So I feel like, no, just pretty. Oh my gosh, you are like dice.

No, that is so cute. She's pretty cute. I had to force that one. Whatever. You know you have a beautiful baby. Hit number five, Ramundo. I really enjoyed The Bobbycast with Jen Hamilton. As someone who has had two babies, my first postpartum journey, was very difficult.

And so just shining a light on that is so important for women with my second. It was so much easier, a much better experience. Y'all have a great day. Thank you. And these people, my wife is one, but Jen Hamilton, they're on my podcast called The Bobbycast, which can watch on Netflix or you can listen on podcast. And there was a clip that I put up yesterday talking with Jen Hamilton, who was a labor and delivery nurse. And we were talking about the umbilical cord being wrapped around the neck's babies.

And I said, how common is that? It happened to our baby. She was like 30% of all babies. And I said, wow, that seems like a lot. She goes, yeah, just because it's wrapped around the neck doesn't mean it's choking the baby. And she took the scrunchy out of her hair. And she goes, they're basically a scrunchy. Now, if you're out of scrunchy around a bunch of times, it's hard to breathe with the scrunchy around you.

But that was the situation. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. She has a new book out, and I'm telling you, I gave no craps about babies, birth, labor, any of that. I'm waist deep and I'm like, this is crazy, this is awesome. Because I thought once you had a baby, I'm going to be honest.

You had a baby, it came out, you rub some dirt on it, you get the raisin. It doesn't affect you much. No, just the recovery process alone, you should get like a medal. When you finally get out of it, you get a medal and like a day of pampering paid for by the government. All women. Yeah. All the men? All women?

Yes. If you have... Yeah. Well, no. Just for the recovery part, it has to come out of your vagina. Now, I think being a good mom, there's... I'm talking about the physical recovery part. No C-section?

Yeah, no, that too. That too. For sure, that too. I didn't think about that because we didn't do that. That's a good set. If there's some physical damage done to your body, you should get some sort of physical damage reward. I'm pretty sure, yeah, that's the only way to bring a baby in the world.

Well, you can adopt. You don't, you guys don't know much about this adoption. Since Amy, you have to adopt. kids, and you have two doctor kids? Yeah, tell us more. But that counts, but just not for this award. Yeah. You get a different award.

Okay, that's fine. I'll take a different award. There's other wounds. And also, I'm going to say this. I saw a couple stories about me running for office. I'm not running for office. No part of me is running for office. And there's a reason I'm telling you this story.

If I ever do, federally. Federally. Yeah, like. The stories federally? If I run for office, like for Senate or president, a federal office. Okay. What I'm going to do is that there's a law now in America.

You get like 12 weeks of, what do you call it when you don't have to go to work? Maternity leave? Maternity leave. You get like 12 weeks if they don't pay you. You, I will go in front of Mr. Senate leader and be like, yo, you got to pay these women for 12 weeks. Other countries are doing four or five months. It's always dudes making these laws because they didn't have a baby ripping. out of them. So if you have a baby, it's going to be minimal 12 weeks paid maternity leave.

Because now I believe the law is, and I could be wrong about the amount of weeks, you get that time off where they can't fire you, but you don't get paid for all of it. That's wild. That is crazy. It's crazy when dudes who have weeners without a baby coming out of them are making these laws for women who have to go through this. So first thing I do, well, fourth. But fourth thing I do, I go and I fight the maternity leave battle. And then we had a baby and I just think about all the people that have to go back to work because they have jobs that don't care or they have to work hourly. And so you're two weeks out, you're physically hurting. You're like, I got to go to work. Or the dad is like, I got to go to work two days after the baby's born. And luckily

I have a job where I could work from home and be there. But not everybody has that. I'm going to fix that that was never on the list. It's on the list now. But I'm not running for office. But you're not running. No, there were two stories about me running for office in the past two or three days. I'm not running for office. I used to think, man, that'd be good. I can do some changing. I think I can do more change from the private sector. Secondly, I only think people want me to run for office for a few reasons. One, I can speak. Two, I have a story. Those are two things that count. Two and a half is I have like a little bit of notoriety. I'm not going to say fame, but I have a little notoriety which would make people care immediately. And then three,

I have no skeletons. Like there is, they have background checked to me because they thought I was running once. They have put me through the ringer. There is, there's no, no, well, divorces, no cheating, no jail time. No drug problem. No drug. No drug. No high. money. There's nothing. I've been such a loser my whole freaking life. I didn't even go to frat parties. Like there's no videos of you doing kickstands. No video. Well, and that wouldn't even be bad, but there's not, there's nothing. And I think that's why. Yeah. Clean. Clean. I can speak and I have a story. But I ain't running. It's too toxic. Nothing gets done. The only way you get on TV or you make a headline is if you make a headline by saying something,

that's completely polarizing. I'd rather do that on the radio. Every day. Yeah. Please listen to the podcast. So a big shout out to all the women out there who have had to have a baby just come ripping out whatever way possible.

Because holy crap, it's more than rub dirt on it and get back to work. So that's what's up. But yeah, you can listen to that bobbycast with Caitlin and myself. That's up. And with Jen Hamilton. There you go.

So, Amy, I don't think you got scammed by our parking garage here. Yeah, I think I learned that from everybody when they said that the company that owns our parking garage is different from the other ones. So I'm working on trying to figure out where I'm going that I'm getting, it's recognizing my license plate. Okay, so you already know this, because Eddie was the one telling me. Yeah, well, they made a comment afterwards, and so I thought maybe it could quietly die away. because she said like look at your because we were like curious like all right what is it saying your statement and she said it says the name in the parking garage and then the name she said was not the name of our parking garage right I guess our parking garage is owned by another parking company

so little mix up there so now I'm cross referencing my calendar and like where I was those days and how it makes sense it doesn't I can't figure it out I don't know where the charges are coming from any chance you're being scammed again I hope not because I'm tired of ordering new credit cards. I'm tired. Because every time I have to re, you know, all my bills that I pay on that one credit card, I have to enter the new one. Are you sure it's not your ex? What are you talking about? I don't know. Was there, you know, shared credit card? No, we are way past that. No. I've run through

far too many credit cards since we got a divorce. They just send her new one every month now. She didn't even ask. And no one just arrives just to start over with it? Right. Well, I'm sorry that that's happening. Stupid. Why do you think it happens to you a lot, though?

Like, what is it? What characteristic do you possess that allows you to be scammed over and over again? Well, to be clear, I haven't been scammed yet here. On this one specifically, but you've had instances. Yeah, I don't know how they got a hold of my card. Like the most recent one where someone's ordering food on my card? No idea. The same places that you always go to.

Yeah. Same restaurant. That's why I was a little tricky. I almost think it turns out she's the one. No. It's like whatever. No, I got the money back on that. Do you still get your money back?

Wow, you have free lunches. That was smart. You park your car and then you go out and you're like, somebody stole my car. And you're like, oh my God. And then you realize, no, you just park somewhere else. And then maybe you call the security at the mall and there. But then you realize way later, oh, that was me. I wonder if Amy has that moment soon where she's like, oh, it was me buying all that stuff.

No. No, I know for a fact. I haven't been to Lady Bird Taco. in the gulch. I go to the one on 12 South. Okay. Well, we're rooting for you. Fingers crossed. Like, that's how I know. It's not me. I don't know how they're doing it.

Fingers crossed. Probably skimmers, I tell you. They wouldn't just go buy it. Taco. But they also wouldn't go to the places that you like. Okay, well, that one, I don't know. You're right. That one, did I call and is an employee? Because sometimes you order food over the phone and leave your credit

card. Pay over the phone? Possibly. And then they're like, okay, got them. It'd be weird, though, if you bought something somewhere and they just used that card at the same place they were working when they stole it. I mean, the first tip off would be they worked there. Maybe they quit. Okay, I just wanted to tell you that they told me that it wasn't this parking garage, but you already knew that. Well, they were telling me that, and then I confirmed it.

And then I was like, well, maybe we'll never talk about it again because I didn't want to be wrong again. Something else I just want to get straight is that someone sent a book up yesterday and I signed. it named Olivia. She mailed it up here herself. I signed it. It ends up on my desk with her name on it. I send it. I tell people don't mail stuff to me personally because it's a good chance. It gets stolen. I would say it looks like a 25% chance. So it's probably not going to get stolen, but so much of my mail goes to different places or people just take it. Because I think people think, oh, I bet there's some good stuff in that mail. I've had a lot of good stuff stolen over the years. Don't send it to me. So what I said on Instagram was, send it to Scoobo Steve. But I got to say this too.

if you do send it, put in a package that I can send it back in with a stamp on it. Because I'm not going to jail like lunchbox is for stealing FedEx. I didn't steal FedEx. Or getting trouble with the building. I can't do that. So if you do, I'm happy to sign anything you send up here, care of Scoop and Steve, if it's a book, one of my two, or even three books, the Stanley book. Great.

But put it in an envelope that I can mail back because if they find out we've been stealing from FedEx at all, I'm telling you it's bad news around here. So that's what's up. I just want to get that clear. There you go. All right. Round the room, Amy. So this guy entered the Denver airport and he was hit by a plane.

Oh, we saw that. Yeah. We talked about that on our sports show yesterday. Oh. No, you weren't there. You weren't there. That's crazy. Yeah.

Have at it. Go ahead. It was Frontier flight, right? Yeah, Frontier. Yeah. At first I thought, I mean, I just saw the news story this morning. So I thought it was new, but it did happen over the weekend. But it's just so crazy.

I don't know why they would have hopped the fence, gone over, and then went onto the runway, and the frontier flight was taking off from Denver to Los Angeles, and they hit them. Some people have assumed they did it to kill themselves. On purpose? Because they were walking so steel, so steel, still. And they were just chilling.

And those airplanes are loud, and you can see them. You know the planes coming. It was like they're running across trying to beat it. Like you'd run across the street trying to beat a car. Right. And what you see, what I saw was like, the gray night vision type. I didn't see like a fully lit up version.

Did you guys? There's a lit up version of people inside the flight and they're just looking out the window. No way. You see the engine just light up like a huge flash and the plane just goes and stops. I'm glad I didn't see that one. That's the first one I saw. Yeah, the only one I saw was the guy, like it's like night vision. Yeah, it's like an airport or whatever.

Airport security camera. Oh, man. Crazy, crazy. Yeah, one of the eyewitness talk about seeing the guy, like, go into what Eddie's talking about, that I could have gone my whole life not hearing that testimony. I know. It's sort of like, yeah, you now have, I get making the decision for yourself if that's where you are. Now you've made other people responsible for your death and other people had to witness it and they're left with that traumatic experience. Like, yikes. Yeah, but you're putting rational thought into a rational decision.

I know. I know I am. But what's crazier, I was telling Bobby this, too, was crazier is that when they got the people out of the plane, they let everyone out right by the engine where the guy had got swallowed up into. Yeah, because I think they stop immediately so they have to deploy the slide, right? I mean, how else would they get out? Well, I think maybe you clean the guy out first or cover it up or something. Yeah, they have to put a tarp over it or something. Oh. I mean, everyone's walking by it and just looking at it and taking pictures of it.

What I found interesting, too, was the pilots talking to air traffic control. control. Why do they, they refer to the passengers on board as souls? We have 231 souls on board. I didn't hear that. I don't know why. We would always, when I worked for the news, we'd get, we had a pager on us. And so whenever there was like an emergency mayday from like a plane, they would say, you know, Southwest Airlines, emergency landing happening in five minutes, 212 souls on board. So here it is to concisely report the total number of living human beings, beings on an aircraft, passengers, crew, and lap infants, particularly during emergencies.

It is a precise traditional term designed to aid rescue teams differentiating living people from cargo, animals, or deceased people that may have died on the plane or died under the plane and they're moving their bodies. So it's literally living people, not other bodies that could be dead people that they're transporting them or animals. Because their souls are gone. Right. They're soulless.

Yeah. At that point, they're just a body. Huh. I didn't know that, though. I didn't know they call them souls. He said, we're stopping on the runway. The pilot tells control tower. We just hit somebody.

We have an engine fire. We have 231 souls on board. And that individual is walking across the runway. Dang. You know a really underrated song? I got soul, but I'm not a soldier. I got soul. Who sings that?

No. Hold on. You ever heard it? I got soul, but I'm not a soldier. I got a soldier, I got so, but I'm not a school. No, not yet. Does that even sound familiar to you? No.

Can you guys name the artist? I'm sure you're nailing it. That part, I'm nailing it. I can rarely nail parts, but that part. How does it start? When there's nowhere else to go. And there's room. Being four.

Much, much, much more recent. Gavin O'Grath? No, it's a band. I'm not a soul. I've heard red on chili pepper. No. Much more recent. I would say chili pepper stayed relevant for a while.

I'm not a soldier. Ah, green day. More recent. Dang. Where have I heard this song? What genre? Alternative. Oh, Blink 182.

No, that's too old. Las Vegas band. Oh. You got it? No, they're from Nashville. They're from Oklahoma, but then Nashville, yeah. You got it. Who are they called?

Two guys. No. But here are you thinking two guys? Chain smokers. No. Oh, God, no. Oh, God, so. Who is from Las Vegas?

Anybody from Las Vegas? This band has a song that is massive and has stayed massive, and it still streams, like, crazy high numbers internationally. And when they do their show, it's the first song they play at their show. They don't do it as an encore. That's cool. Like the highlight videos of them now

at their concert shows, the big drapery falling on stage and immediately it goes into the biggest song. And everybody's like, oh my God, they're starting with this. And they're from Las Vegas? Las Vegas. Man, who...

The song has... three, not the one I'm talking about, but their biggest song has over three billion streams. Dang. Oh my gosh. Their second biggest song has almost, I think it's a 1.2 billion streams. So they're huge. Not including the one we're trying to get. Nope. The one we're trying to guess is their fifth biggest song. Really? And it has 475 million streams. I've got sold, but I'm not a soldier. I feel like you're going to get it, lunchbox. I've got soul, but I'm not a soul. I've got sold. But I'm not a soul. soldier and they're from Las Vegas? Who comes from

Las Vegas? Really? Not a lot of bands? Not a lot of bands, man. Not a lot. And it's not that's not... That's not... I assume they're from Las Vegas. No, they are. They are. Oh, you know who it is? Oh, you know who it is? Yeah. Oh, you've figured it out? I've known from the beginning. Oh, I didn't know that. I'm just letting them play because I like lunchbox. I thought you were all. I was shocked you didn't know how

I got it. Ah, gosh, Vegas. It's not the people that paint their face. Kiss? Yes, it's not them. Much newer. The Blue Man Group? No, it's not the Blue Man Group. No, it's not the Blue Man They don't sing. And their alternative. Who is alternative? Sixpins none the richer.

Nope, that's too old. Are you just saying names that come to mind? I'm just trying to rack my brain of who it could be. The alternative threw me off. Do you know the song? Yeah, I've heard this song. I've heard the song too. I've heard the song.

Do you want their biggest song? Do you know it? No. I don't know. Maybe give me like their third biggest. Maybe. Oh, well? Just give the biggest.

The biggest is so big, you'll get it for sure. Yeah, so maybe third biggest. I got so bad. Man, you can't even do third. Well, I can, but it's hard. It's okay. There's souls and soldiers hard. What's the title?

Oh, white stripes. No. No, but you're getting in that ballpark. Black stripes? Black crows. No, no. The first, the biggest song is, ready? No, I don't.

I know. I don't want to do it. Come on. I do. Okay, but I don't. I got some... Coming on my... Oh, all-American rejects?

Nope. Oh, what is their name? That's their second biggest song. Not Hinder, that's lips of an angel. Wait, that's their biggest? No, the second biggest song. The animals? No.

The one you're singing is the biggest? No. Now I'm confused. No. That's the reason. Wait, now I'm getting my songs mixed up. Which one was I singing just now? The biggest?

Okay, that's singing the biggest. I was going to be doing just fine. I gotta get out. Some 41. I wouldn't think that was her big. It was only a kiss. It was only a kiss. Lit.

Who is that? Why can't I come up with her name? Jealousy. She's calling a cab. I've heard that song too. Maybe a hint towards what their name is. How many words? You like this.

These people. I do? I just can't. It's killing me. And taking control. The killer. The killer. It's a killer. They're from America?

Yeah, they're America. Vegas. I thought they're from Britain. Yeah, they sing, I got soul, but I'm not a soldier. Their biggest song is that one, Mr. Brightside. The other one is... Somebody told me. Somebody told me.

She's got a girlfriend. It looks like a woman. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do we get on that? Oh, souls on planes. Souls. Oh, boy. It's funny how the brain does that. Yeah. Okay. Amy, thank you for your story.

Lunchbox. We have a spy among us. California mayor of Arcadia, California, has been busted. She has agreed to plead guilty to acting as an agent for the Chinese government. Wow. Really? And she is facing up to 10 years in prison. And she's a mayor?

Yeah, she has resigned. and she was posting and acting as a website, a news website, but doing a lot of pro-Chinese stuff and passing information to other people via that website. She Asian? Yeah. That's crazy. All the name is.

Aline wing. Yeah. Wow. I don't know. How do you get involved in that? Eileen, maybe. Like they hop in and like, hey, we give you a bunch of money or. Or you were born.

That's what you were born to do. That's Russia, man. You came here for that? I don't know if she can't. Like Russia, they move you over as a child. They put you in a camp. In Russia, they build full American cities for these kids to live in, like towns. Probably a love interest.

Maybe. Yeah, in Russia, they do that. They have these kids, and the families are part of it because they are so patriotic toward their country. And so their kids, they learn American accents. They go to American schools. It's like these basically spy towns they live in to teach them everything. And then they come over, take a name. And there's nothing about them that screams Russia.

And then they live. It's the show with Carrie Russell. The Americans. The Americans. Yeah, and apparently her, another guy that worked on her staff, he pleaded guilty in October. He has been sentenced to four years in prison. He was listed as her treasurer. But to be mayor, do you have to be American?

No. Not American citizen. No. You have to be American citizen, but you don't have to be born. Born here, okay. To be president, you have to be born here. That's why Arnold never ran. He's from Austria.

Yeah. So, man, that's crazy. I'm surprised it's only 10 years if they find it. I guess it depends what you've been giving. I'd be scared the whole time. I just couldn't do it. I couldn't be a criminal. I'd be scared the whole time that everybody knew

and they just knew what I was up to and they were going to get me. She was engaged to the guy that was found guilty in October. That's a way. Somebody you love. I was like, hey, you love me. I love you. Let's love China.

Yeah. Her attorney said she, her trust in love for the wrong person ultimately led her astray. I see it. I see it. Dang. Got us. Pride is like love.

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She's as bad as it gets. I would think so. Evil, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Crevent and DePippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum. I said I'm not guilty. I'll take it to the grief.

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And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Nile Horn, is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It's the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it? You know, or taste so good can't be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done.

You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. All right, Morgan. Okay, so have you guys seen the video of the tourists in Hawaii throwing a rock at the seal? Yes. Huge news. No, it pisses me off, though, I didn't even heard about it yet. Horrible.

And they're an endangered species, so they're protected. Like, you cannot go near them, you can't touch them, anything. And it was this Seattle tourist who was visiting, and he's, like, chunking a rock. and it's a pretty popular seal in their community. That's a big rock he's going to get that seal. Huge. I want to punch that dude in the face. Yeah, and a person did.

They came, like one of the Hawaiian locals came and beat him up and there's video of it. But what I love about it is the guy is not being prosecuted for beating him up. They're like basically a lot of the government has come out, the mayor included. Oh, my God. This dude needs to get his A-wopped because it keeps zooming in on it. It is like a big brick and he throws it up. up and he's trying to land on the seal's head. Yeah, he's trying to hurt it. He's trying. And he said, hey, I don't care. I'm rich. Find me. That's what he said. Like, send me to jail.

But so somebody does like, what do you call it when you, when you want to intervene into something? Vigilante justice. And he beats him up, like goes to town on this guy for doing it. And the government isn't putting him in jail. They're like, no, we applaud actually what this guy did. I didn't know he got beat up. He got beat up. He got beat up. Right after. He got going down to the beach. I didn't see the beat up on video. Did you get to the beat up on video? Oh, you did? It's bad. But the mayor came out, like, basically was like, we don't condone violence, but also.

Yeah, don't F with our animals. This vigilante did what a lot of people wanted to do, and rightfully so. Cool. This is a bad, dude. That sucks. Oh, they show us face, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, here we go.

We got the beat up. Oh, and this is like a skinny kid who just whoops them. Like, you do not mess with our animals around here. And that's a seal that, I guess, has been really important to their community, especially that one. It has a name, right? Lonnie. Yeah, the seal has a name. Oh, that makes me so mad. Yeah, it was horrible. The footage of it is so bad.

The guy has it up in court and he's showing the video. He's like the lawyer and he's showing the video that got thrown the seal. I guess maybe so the guy either gets us fine through court, which is $50,000 who is still on the rock or the dude doesn't get in trouble. Well, so he got arrested, but then they released him because he asked for legal counsel. So we'll see what like the prosecution ends up being and how. goes down but I mean he's rich he'll just pay a fine but he got beat up and that's all it matters I hope he doesn't do that again he will I mean what a jerk he got identified though so I appreciate the internet for that uh Eddie okay so this tells you that anybody can get sued for anything and

sometimes they'll win so this family goes on vacation in Greece right they go checking the hotel they're excited it's a 10 day vacation and every morning when they go to the pool they cannot get a lawn chair. They're all taken. You know, all the pool layout chairs or whatever? They're all taken. The next day, the dad shows up at five in the morning. They're all taken. Bags on every single one of them. So he starts complaining to the hotel. This is not cool that every time I go to the pool, I cannot get a lawn chair to lay out. And my kids have to lay out on the ground. So they told the hotel, hotel did nothing about it. And the rule on the hotel says that no lawn chairs can get reserved. First come first serve.

Your butt needs to be on it. If it's not on it, anyone else can have it. So he sued the hotel. Two years later, he won. He won because the hotel would not, would not obey his requests. What did he win? He won $1,100.

He spent more money on lawyers. His whole trip was $4,000 and so they were like, you know what, to make it fair, we'll give you $1,100 back. He spent more than $1,100 bucks on lawyers. Then he spent time. Did he do it?

Or, you know, it could be after all the fees, he gets $1,100. Something doesn't make sense because if the hotel, whatever is written in when you click here, hey, you get a chair, if there's any available, they're not available. Right. Well, the rule was, like, nobody can save the lawn chairs. But were they saving? People were putting bags. They were waking up five in the morning, putting their bags on it.

I thought maybe they just went out. But they still got it. They still went out and got the chair. Yeah, well, when the dad went out. He's like, I could never get a chair. If they were doing it from the day before, I could understand. It was a 10-day vacation. They said they did it every day.

He could never get a chair. The ruling, the court ruled in his favor stating that four operators must ensure a reasonable ratio of loungers to guests and that a failure to enforce a no-tow rule constitutes a service deficiency. The court awarded the tour to $15% reduction on the price of his trip for every day he could not access loungers, totalling $1,200. What's funny, too, is they call him sun loungers. I'd never heard of that. A little pissed off about to seal Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Severin's season three Can it happen Adam Scott revealed That severance season three Is it gonna happen You won't have to wait another three years Isn't that the one you hated season two Didn't hate it but didn't love it

But season one was awesome One of the best first seasons Of any show I've ever seen Did I ask for it? Did I say hey how does everybody else feel? I was just giving my opinion, you know? I know, but it's just a Hey, did I say, hey, somebody making noise?

And maybe I did. I can't remember if I liked season one. I don't even know if I got into season two because I was like, okay, season one made me tired. It's not for everybody. Yeah. Also, if you don't pay attention fully because you tend to not pay attention fully to shows. So that's on me. It's on me.

Are you happier or less happy than you were in the 2010s, Amy? So 2010 to 2020? happier. Then? Happier now than I was then. Eddie? Less happier. Because?

There was excitement going on in 2010s. We were moving to Nashville. There's all this stuff going on. You and I hit the road a lot. You know, like, now, dude, I'm like, what am I doing? He's stuck at home now. You're like, what am I doing? Well, it's not that.

It's just feel like parenting right now is at its hardest. I guess because I have no more like baby babies. They're all like, you know, in elementary or middle school and it's just hard or graduating. And it's just hard parenting right now. We're always dealing with something and by Friday

I'm exhausted. You know? And then it just starts over and over. So that's kind of the routine I'm in. Bleak, man. Dude, but, hey, 2010s was awesome though. Good times. Lunchbox?

Uh, probably, man, that's tough. Probably, yeah. I'd say now, because we moved here and so I didn't have anybody. That was just me. So it was like weird. If we were to stay in Austin the whole time, I'd say then.

But I was only there for like three years of the 2010s. And then I moved away from my family, my friends. And it was just like me living in a place with Ray, didn't know anybody. So I would say now just because those seven years of being by yourself kind of sucked. Like we got to go out and stuff. But it was like, ah, not the same. Still got to wake up early. Yeah, still wake up early.

It just wasn't as cool. I'm happier now significantly. Not even close. Not even close. Great wife. Great baby. Good shoes. Good shoes?

Got some good shoes. What in the world? I'm healthy. Yeah. Still got my hair. Okay. That could add to mine why it's not so happy. Oh, because you've lost.

No hair. Low tea. Health isn't great. I do something funny at home. After I take a shower, I take one of Caitlin's brushes. And you can't tell now. but I just slick my hair back every night, like I'm an Italian restaurant. And I go and I'm like, hey, it's Antonio.

She's like, why do you do this bit? I'm like, my hair's long. It's funny because I wet it and just slick it all the way back. That's awesome. Yeah. It's fun to do stuff like that. When I shave, I'll leave the mustache on, see if anyone notices. And they're all like, dad, no, no, go back and shave that off.

I left a goatee on last time my wife's like, you will not sleep in this bed with that go-toe. That is disgusting. You will not sleep in the bed. All right. Morgan, when did you start on the show? What year? I believe it was 2017. So would you be happier, 2010s or now?

I would say now. I mean, the 2010 to 2020 was like I was graduating high school. I was going through college, graduating college, going through all of that. Like, there was just a lot of change and a lot of things happening in my life. Now I feel stable. I like have adult money. I get to do fun adult things. You have a fiancé.

Yeah. She has a fiance. She's great. I thought that would be first. I thought that would be the first thing to jump off the page. That's exciting. I mean, it's all exciting right now. My life is just really exciting.

So I'd say now. Abby, can I ask you a question? Uh-oh. Oh, sorry. Yeah. I hit the mic. I felt a little bad yesterday when I was watching the bit back about lunchbox tattling on you. Yeah.

And he's like, Abby's been engaged since before Morgan and nothing's happened. I felt a little bad watching that. You did? Yeah, I'd like to apologize for letting that happen. But did you notice how weird she was answering the game? Very much so. So, yeah, don't feel so bad. Like she could have shot it down and answered correctly or like done something, but she was like,

she stammered. I mean incorrectly. I mean, you gave no facts, no like evidence. You don't owe us facts. That put you in a weird place. That's on me. It's okay. I didn't watch it back.

But yeah, it's fine. Did you watch it with your fiance? No, I didn't. I didn't tell him. You guys even watched up together now? No. Oh my gosh. Is it because you guys weren't together in the same room?

Yeah. I told him on the phone about it. Yeah, no. I'm just kidding. But yeah. Does he ever get mad at lunchbox? No, he kind of laughs because he just thinks it's dumb. Way back in the day when we started the show and we had a co-host named Jill.

It was me, Jill, and lunchbox. Jill, who was engaged at the time, her fiance called him was going to kill lunchbox. Amy's husband was going to kill lunchbox. I don't know. At the time, I get that. I don't think Jill was engaged. Just her boyfriend, man. He called and left some messages and was like, if I see you, I'm...

He said, do not, when you see me at the Christmas party, do not try to shake my hand or else I will have to punch you in the face. I thought he's joking. And then there was a text that came in and said the same thing. And then that night at the Christmas party, I went to shake his hand. He goes, I told you not to try to shake my hand. You try to shake his hand after all that. He got two messages.

I thought, I thought he was joking. I thought, all this is hilarious. Because me and him, we used to go to Sixth Street. We used to go to lunch and I was like, oh, he's just being funny. You two would go to lunch together? Yes. What the? Well, because they were friends.

We were friends. It was so crazy. And then so the next day. You and Jill Boyd's boyfriend were friends? Yes. That's crazy. When then Amy's ex-husband, husband at the time was like. Well, yeah, a fiancee.

Then like when we were engaged, she was angry at lunchbox. And so it was bad because he was out of town a lot. He didn't even live in Austin. So he was hearing it not firsthand. He was hearing it from his friends who were listening. Yeah, that made it. Always trouble. Always trouble.

Secondhand. That made it way worse. And yeah, he wanted to fight lunchbox. Like he was just like, it's going to be really hard not to like punch that guy in the face. Oh, shake me. Wow. Lunchbox, you ever gotten punched in the face? No, I mean, probably by my brother when I was a kid.

Okay. But not. Abby, your fiancee doesn't want to beat lunchbox up? No. He doesn't. But what did Amy say? Oh my God. Yes.

Are you kidding me? Is that a real question? Oh, I don't know if you thought he really could or not. I would love to see both of them. I don't know the size of your fiancé. He is six foot. Okay. What's lunchbox?

About that? 5.11 or so, 511. How much she weigh? Lunchbox is like. 175. Oh, okay. What's your fiance? I don't really know.

Do you still think your fiance could take him, though? Yes. I do. He has a lot of muscle. And he goes to the gym, works out. Lunchbox or your fiancé? My fiance. Lunchbox doesn't go to the gym or lift or workout. He runs.

Not lately. Not really. He can't. Yeah, he's injured. How's your testicle? That's doing all right, man. Feels good today. No pain. You got an appointment set up soon? Yeah. I'm going to see Dr. Kay, man.

Is that what you call him now? He said call him that? No, I just don't remember his first name. That's it. But his first name. I just knew it's Dr. Kay. I didn't know. So, yeah, I'm going to see him. Got an appointment.

I had to call him leading up to when before he was coming on air. I was prepping him because he's a professional. And I wanted to make sure. I was like, you realize like you're going to be coming on. We're talking about lunchboxes. Idiot Fest. You're walking into Idiot Fest, Doctor. Because like you have a reputation in town.

You work for the Titans. Like, this is your time to bow out if you don't. want to come on the show. He's like, no, I think it'll be great. So anyway, I guess from that call he had my number and then like the next day or the day after he came on the show, I don't know. Somehow he thought he missed whatever, however my number came up, it was like a missed call and he thought it was a patient and he called me back and he was like, this is, that's how I probably know how I know his name so well. He's like, this is Dr. Ethan Kellan calling to check in. And it was so professional. I was like, oh, hey, it's Amy Brown. That still did nothing for him. He's like,

yeah, so just checking base on the, and I was like, no, from the Bobby Bone Show. And he was like, oh, what up? And then he totally went into like normal mode. He was like, sorry, sorry, I'm a save your number of my phone so I don't go all like doctor on you again. He's like, I thought you were a patient that I missed their call. And I was like, okay, no. So he's cool. Do you know when?

Dr. K, get it. This week? Yeah, it's this week. All right. Let us know. He grabs his pen. I was looking. I have it.

I mean, I write things down. things down so it's like it's somewhere over here. You just wrote it on a piece of paper? Yeah, that's what I do. Do you keep a piece of paper? Yeah, I have, I mean, let me tell you, my wife, the one thing she hates is how many papers I have just laying around the house. Well, yeah. Because I jot down little notes, put them in my computer, then take them home, set them somewhere, and they're just everywhere. Well, then you could recycle them. Oh, yeah, yeah. Once I use the notes, and then I might. Once he used this calendar, he recycles it. This guy, Michael Weinberg, And I go into my comments on Tuesdays.

And so this is all he has DM'd me for a year. More than a year. So like I'm just going to show you the same. It's the same message. Oh, it is the same message. No, it's the same exact message until like two years ago. And even under the pictures he's doing it saying the same thing over and over again from two years ago, every single message for two years is, can you follow me?

Question marks. Oh. Can you follow me? Question marks. He's persistent. That's all he's asking for Can you follow me? Can you follow me every day?

Can you follow me? I've never actually gone to his page. Let's see what he's doing over there. So are you going to do it? Oh, he's a pretty normal dude. I thought it was like a bot account. Huh. No.

No follow him? Nah. But got to admire it, huh? There's one lady who always DMs hang loose sign, this one. To everything I post. Oh, she does? And I love it.

I don't know what that means. It's always just like, cool. There's something to people who always comment and help your engagement. Like, Amy does that on my stuff. I notice that. If I post something, Amy's like liking it and putting a message on it, and I'm like, that's a real one. Oh, I like it. He doesn't notice your comments.

You don't notice mine? You don't comment on things for the exact reason to just help engagement on things. Sure, I do. Well, yeah, yeah. I do it if there's something to be said. Right, but that's my point. She just does it to help. I think she does it to get more follows.

Oh, I didn't think about that. What? Yeah, like Ray, like Ray would do that. That did not cross my mind. I didn't cross my mind either. Amy. Is it? So you can be seeing to get more followers?

No. I'm sure? No, but that's, no, that hadn't crossed my mind. But why when I say that didn't cross my mind, you go, Amy? Because every time I see you on the comments, I was like, oh, there's Amy trying to get more followers. I think about that. He's a hater. No.

That's just what I thought. That's a hateer thought. That's a hater thought. That's a hater thought. No, no. I must be, you're projecting. That must be why you do it. I only do it when there's something to be said.

Like, what do you write on there? Like, on, like, he's like walking the baby. Okay, I'll just tell you. Okay, go to my followers. No. Follow me here. She doesn't. Today on feeling things, we're talking about this.

Not at all. It's like a promo. There's a comment under the picture I did for Mother's Day, and she did a queen emoji. Oh, that's the... Oh, that's Caitlin. That's an easy one. Yeah. What did Eddie put?

No, I didn't. Oh, okay. I texted your wife though. What? Yeah, happy Mother's Day. Yeah, my wife texted Eddie all the time and Amy. No, no, but we, yeah, we share, we just share stuff. That's interesting that you texted her happy Mother's Day.

It's her first Mother's Day. Yeah, it's a big deal. You didn't text my wife Happy Mother's Day. I mean, it's just weird. I don't know. I don't text other mothers' happy Mother's Day. You don't? No.

Like your sister? You didn't text her? I don't text anybody happy Mother's Day. That's what I'm saying. That's different. We're different. I'm new to this game. Yeah, like I'll do my mom.

I'll do my wife, obviously, my mother-in-law. So you don't think it's where he texting my wife. You think it's where he texts my wife happy Mother's Day. Yes. Like, it's just strange. I think because she just had a baby. It's her first Mother's Day. Okay.

I mean, I guess I just don't, if it's not someone that's... Do you want me to start texting your wife? No, it's just interesting. How about your mom? I can, dude. I'm texting your mom? No, I mean... Doesn't he have a crush on your mom?

He does. I did. I did, I did, but not anymore. Yeah, he thought he would chat with her on Facebook and it was my dad. Wait, what? She would chat with, we would chat on Facebook. She would show up in a little, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was under, was it under your dad's name? It's under my mom's name, but my dad is the one that uses it most time.

And Eddie, he was like. I'd be like, what's up, girl, what you doing? And it would be his dad on there. And he would flirt with my dad. And then his dad would, like, act like it was his mom. It was the whole thing. Oh, dang. Yeah.

It's like, I got catfish by his dad. Just for picks? No, we never got there. Okay, I think we're done. Amy, do you have anything today you're doing? Like anything fun? You'll see in the comments. No, she doesn't like give me updates.

Anything fun that I'm doing today? Let me see. Oh, I'm going to Opry tonight. Really? Yeah, George Verge is going to be there. I saw it just checked the Opry schedule a minute ago because I was like, I don't even know who's going to be there. Why are you going to the Opry?

My friend Chase is in town, and he's going, and he invited me to a dinner thing last. night and I couldn't go because I had Stevenson's art show and I was like well I'll go to the opera it's like a group I was like I'll go to the opera with you all because is Chase Rice part of the group Chase Rice will be there oh so they're trying to play matchmaker no Chase has a girlfriend oh good try though dude yeah and Chase the other Chase is like literally my friend um so are you are you in the chase right he's like literally my friend like what I'm like saying there's nothing more to that Kelly um what is her last name Preston Capowski She's hosting at the opera. Didn't you used to do Tuesday nights? Oh. Yeah. Kelly.

Kelly. Yeah, what's Kelly's last name? You know Kelly. Kelly Sutton. It just came to me. Yes, Kelly Sutton. They did Tuesday nights? No, I used to the TV show.

Oh. Kelly's a host now. You did on Tuesday nights. Yes. Also, Kelly, we're going to support her. It's like a whole thing. Oh. I don't know.

Yeah, Kelly Sutton's awesome. Apparently this is one of the things you know you commit to like a month out. And you're like, yeah, no problem. and that'd be fun. I kind of messed up with Kelly. When I took my mom to the Opry, she was hosting or whatever. And I thought it was a guest host, you know,

because like one of the older ones had passed or whatever, so I thought they were doing guest hosting. So when I saw her backstage, I'm like, Kelly, it's so awesome. He did great up there. They never asked me to do this. And I feel like, I didn't know that she was a permanent host now. And I feel like she thought like,

oh, you're trying to get my job. Like, this is my job. No, she wouldn't have thought. No, she's so cool. She's not worried about you. Well, no, it's not that. It's not that. She's just really cool.

Okay. Because I was like, man, they never asked me to do this. I'd love to do that someday. Yeah, so it's a whole thing. But they do have guest announcers. Right, and I thought that's what she was doing. No, but I mean, you probably could do that. Oh, so how do we do that?

Can I apply tonight? I could probably get you a guest announcer job. But what? I just brought it up. Well, I'm going tonight to network. If you wanted to be a guest announcer, I probably could make a couple calls. Why are you always stealing my things? You're going to be a voice actor now.

You never said you wanted to be a guest announcer. I just did right now. You said you made a joke about it. No, no, I didn't. I told her that I would love to do that not knowing that she was the permanent host. No, you literally said you told her, oh, they never asked me to do that.

Right. Yeah, that means you want to do it. That's exactly what that means. That does? And then Amy just under the rug is like, under the rug is a weird thing to say. What does that mean? Never heard that one.

I don't know. Pull the rug from under me? Maybe. That's what I meant. Yeah. And then you are like, oh, Amy, if you really want to do it, I can hook you up. That would be fun. Okay.

I think I could be good at that. I think you'd be great at it. Let's go. Yeah, they have random people who be guest announcers. Okay. Go ahead. Not just random anybody's, but people. Or maybe I could be Kelly's understudy if she's sick.

That's like a job, though. Oh, yeah. She has to be there every. She probably does more than just, is it just two things or? I don't know. but she is great. I feel like on social media, I see her at Aubrey a lot.

Well, that's fun for you. So anyway, I'll see Kelly tonight, which is kind of crazy. Sometimes our brains, like how I can't think, like even her name, her last name comes to us, you know,

it's like, oh, duh, it's Sutton. But do you have, like, I have that more and more lately. Oh, I forget people's first names. People where I'm like, how am I not thinking of this person's name? Like I know it.

I know I know it. Where is it in the brain? Interesting. Dude, more and more I've become a, what's up, dude? Big dog. I don't know. What's that?

Big dogs. He's terrible. Even people from high school, I thought I'd never forget their names. Cool. And then I found $5. Hey, cool stories. All right, we're done. Thank you, everybody.

We'll see you guys tomorrow. Hope you have a great Tuesday and we'll see on Wednesday. All right, goodbye. There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me. People, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder.

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