The Bobby Bones Show - TUES PT 2: Someone Was 40 Mins Late To Work! + Would We Buy A Criminal’s House? + Eddie Was Targeted At The Airport + Amy Got Paid In Gold

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

We found out why a show member was 40+mins late to work. Bobby talked about The Band Perry losing another member and if it's still the same band?  We debated if we would buy R. Kelly’s old house if it was a great deal? We debate other awful people and if we could buy their house and live with ourselves. How a scam phone call turned into a person hitting a lottery jackpot.  Parents told a babysitter she can’t do homework while the baby is sleeping. Eddie shares how he and his son were both randomly selected at the airport and why he keeps being targeted. Amy shares why she was paid with a gold bar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Somebody wants to scratch it for me. they can. I would love to scratch it for you. You like scratching? Love it. I just want to know if I win. I don't care about the scratch you. That's life for me. It's like even watching a series. That's what I don't know how it ends. I don't want to know, I don't care about any process. I know you got to go through the process. I just want to know. Scratch it number by number is the best just to see if you match it. I love it. Okay. The number I'm trying to match is 51 and I did match a 51. How many times? Just one.

Oof. This could be the big one. Could be. Make sure I'd be any other ones. And what's the max you can win on the ticket? Just a measly $5 million. Oh my goodness. A measly $5 million. That would be awesome. You want to wait?

Do it now? No, we're doing now. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Okay, there's something. There's a big dollar sign. Come on, baby.

Like, I've scratched half of it. Mike, what does that look like to you? It can't be, that's not going to be 20. Could be a five? Well, it's not a five. It can't be 20 unless I missed a couple other ones because it's at least if you win the amount you paid for the ticket. Does it look like there's a lot of numbers behind it?

No. Okay. It is. Okay, it's $200. It's $25, so I must have missed one. Yes, yes, yes. You got another 51 there then. No, or another one of the numbers I missed.

Oh. Would you mind take a look at this as I move on? I'm sure I missed one. Because you don't pay $50 and just went minimal $25. That would be terrible. Well, it would be better than nothing. You can win nothing. No, but thankfully, the lowest you can win is whatever you bought it for.

Do you see a second match? That makes me feel like I probably missed many then, because I've been scratching them for the whole year and really haven't, I mean. Oh, gosh. And you just threw them away. Yeah, what am I going to do? Put them in a treasure box. Oh, you got to check them.

No, you got to take them and get them scanned. Do you see a, I don't see a second one. I'm not seeing one. Okay, Mike, let me see that. There's no way. There's no possible way. Did you look at the back to make sure it doesn't say redeeming your mama's house? I did because lunchbox didn't give it to me as a gift.

Okay. I need my glasses here. Oh, here we go. It's not that you need glasses. It's weird. It's that your glasses are weird. Dude, there are 20 numbers here. This is impossible.

62. Let's see. No 62. Oh, my God. 38. 38. There is no 38. Oh, there is a 30.

I got you. Can you want me to scratch it? So Mike and I both missed. I'm sure it's 25, but you can give it a scratch. Dang, do we both miss that. 25? Okay, so now you have 50. That's all it is, I'm sure.

Wait, wait, wait. So he broke even. But you don't know, we haven't checked the other numbers. 56. We wouldn't miss two numbers. Missing one numbers, usually, I think. Dang, there's a 57, but not a 56. Okay, okay.

Thank you. I'll take that back. Hold on, let me just keep looking. If you want to hop out of the room and scratch the other one, you can. You don't want me to do in here? If you just shut up, you can. Do you promise shut up? I can be quiet.

All right. Ray, would you turn his mic off? Okay, thank you. I do want to lead with this before we go around the room and hope everybody had a good day today, yesterday. Yeah. Good. I like to act like I care.

So, what? Okay. Somebody was late to a work event. Does anybody want to raise their hand and say they were late to a work event? Very late, very late to a work event. Not five minutes or seven minutes. Nobody?

Scuba, you? Can't be me. Oh. There's no way it was me. Okay, so it had to be. Lunchbox, were you really late to a work event? No, not to know of. Morgan?

Lunchbox was very late to a work event. So yesterday we had to go tape this video for a client, and him and I set the time. The clients knew when we were coming. We were supposed to be there at 2 o'clock. Lunchbox rolls in 241. Wait, what? No, there wasn't a set time that we were supposed to be there.

I told Morgan, I'm going to try to leave my house at 1, 115. And I texted her and I was like, hey, not being I'll leave on time. You know, my wife's running late. So I'm waiting on her. And so I gave her a heads up before I left. And I took my wife forever to get home. And so then once she got home, I was able to leave. And I got there as soon as I could because.

of traffic. And so, yeah, there was no like, oh my gosh, you have to be here at 2 o'clock. The client's waiting on you. This was a pumpkin patch. And it was open all day. And you could come as you please, leave as you please. Well, I understand that about the pumpkin patch. But I've never ever heard of a, we're going to meet somewhere, but just come whenever, because that's unfair to the other person who's going to be there waiting. No, no, I told her I texted when I was leaving the house. Yeah, and you said you were going to leave out one. I said, I'm going to try to leave a one to 115.

And it's traffic ever an excuse, though? Because you know what traffic's going to be. No, you don't. Yeah, we do. We don't live in L.A. Like, there's traffic. It's north of town and they had ripped up the highway. And so I don't go up that way. You know GPS before he left to see what it was?

Yeah, and it said 45 minutes. I don't know. Does your GPS show when there's ripped up highway? Like my maps do. Yeah, I mean, it gives you alternative routes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I didn't give me, this was the quickest route. It said 45 and then we got on the road.

It was 48 minutes. And so, yeah, I told her I told her I tried to leave between one. and 115 and then I told her I was running late that we would be leaving later and she said, okay, well, I'm headed there now. No, I was already on the way. I was already 30 minutes two there. What's the story? What's the real story?

That's it. We had agreed that we were going to be there at two because coming back, it's like a 45-minute drive. So we could go there, get content shot, and be back before traffic hits because traffic on the way back is going to suck because it always does at 5 o'clock. And so we're making sure we're getting there at 2 o'clock. And so I leave at 1 o'clock to make sure I'm. there on time and I get a text from him I want to say it's like 1.30 and he's like uh sorry we're

we're just now leaving and I'm already on the way I'm already headed in that direction he said there really wasn't a time you just show up whenever you want is this the one it's already in that spending on the calendar for like a week and a half yes it says two to four yeah I'm just curious oh two to four so I could be there between two and four no that's when it starts that doesn't mean you can be there anytime in that two hours that means you that's the time schedule for the content too Bobby has a video shoot at 1230 to 1 30 he doesn't get there when he wants between 1230 and 1.30. Get there at 1230.

The start time. Call time. Is your interpretation of 2 to 4 get there anytime? Because if so, that's just someone has not taught you. Here's the exact text exchange from Morgan and myself. Morgan, so she was late anyway because she said she was leaving 1.15. Why are you scratching with your thumb? Do you not want a quarter?

Ask for a quarter. That's the weirdest thing. I'm done. I'm done. Do we win? No. Oh. There's quarters everywhere.

and you were like eating it with your thumb. Nothing, dude. Yeah, so Morgan yelling at me about being late. She said she was going to leave at 115. She at 118 texted me. He headed that way. So Morgan was already headed that way. I just needed to text you.

I said, waiting on my wife and I responded to her immediately. And so then I said, and then you texted when that you're on the way. And then I said, 1.46 p.m. I said, says I'll be there at 236. You were taking your wife to a work event? 40 minutes late?

I'll tell my wife and kids. It was a pumpkin patch, man. It was a White House. pumpkin patch and it was awesome and yeah let's not be late to work events like seriously if it's scheduled at two let's be there it wasn't scheduled at two scuba what was in the calendar at? Let me pull up

real quick here. No no I never said hey I'm going there at 2 o'clock and we said we were going to we had agreed upon a time that we said we'd be there at two. We said we'd get there in the afternoon and I've never had an agreement where it's like hey let's get there sometime around sunset no when morning that's just not a thing

where you agree to a general time when someone else is all if it's like your group and we're all Yeah, we'll leave around, it's your family and your own car. But Morgan's there waiting for 40 minutes with a client too, right? Yeah, I was just hanging out with the clients for 25 minutes. Oh, that's worse. Because you've got to be, like, entertaining and super on. It doesn't even matter who the client is.

They can be great, but you're like, now I've got to entertain them the whole time. And then you've got to be like, oh, he'll be here any minute. I'm sorry. Just talk to him. Yeah, I mean, it was good. So lunchbox, what can you learn from this? Like, what was the confusion so you don't let this isn't happen again? There was no confusion.

Well, there obviously was. No, I told Morgan, I'm going to try to leave my house around 1-1-15. And when she texted me that she was headed that way, I said, running late, my wife is not home yet. Oh. And so I told her. Is the wife and the kid, was that like a part of the deal? Because if the client's expected there at two, the bonus is you take your family. It's not that you have to take your family.

No, I was never told I had to be there exactly at 2 o'clock that the client was going to be waiting there for me at 2 o'clock. Well, then that could be a problem if you were never told that. Was he ever told to be there at 2, Scuba? I mean, I don't, it's so confusing me because I just feel like when you're told to be there, it says two o'clock, you just get there at two o'clock. Yeah. So I can't grasp the concept of something I feel like it's just so elementary. Okay.

You did do well about communicating that you were coming late. It's just that I, yeah, I had to hang out, but I'm just chilling there. I got a question. Why were you trying to leave at 1.15? Because we were trying to get there at 2 o'clock with a 4 minute drive. No, I don't know. 2 o'clock at 1 o'clock. Hey, that's a great point.

So you're saying he knew it was two. I mean, he wanted to leave at 1.15 to get there, I think, at two. God, so he did know. The conversation before, Morgan left work yesterday, we were like, oh, let's try to get there earlier in the afternoon so we don't hit traffic on the way back. It wasn't like, let's try to get there right at two. But you were trying to get there right at two. No, I wasn't. Because you were leaving at one time, because you were going to leave at what time.

I didn't know how long it was going to. Eddie, that's the greatest point. I missed it. Oh, my God. You guys are the next. No, no. If you said you were leaving at 115 and your GPS said 45 minutes. Yeah, once I typed it in and said 45 minutes.

I didn't know how long it was going to be. So you just randomized the 115 and happened to be. It doesn't matter. Because if I looked at my schedule, we had to do sore losers after this. And I knew what time that was going to take. And then for me to get home and get in the car and drive, I figured it was going to be about 1.1.15. That's what my estimation was of the time. No.

That's what time? 45 minute drive. I didn't even know it's 45 minutes until I got in the car. everything here is about 45 minutes. Is it? What? Yeah, yeah. If it's not right down the road,

I do about 30 to 45 minutes. Oh, that's interesting. I never leave my house. So I don't matter. If I'm not going on an airplane, I don't leave the house. Okay, so I just would like to say, Morgan, I'm sorry that happened to you

because that feels unprofessional that you had to stand there and entertain the client as you're waiting on somebody to get there. That does feel unprofessional. It's okay. It did end up working out because I did get to hang out with a cow and a pig. That was fun. And there's not always cow and pigs, though. So you got lucky that.

I did. I did get lucky this time. I don't know. I don't know what else you want. If it says, guys, here's what we learned. If it says between one and three, seven and nine, 10 and two, it doesn't mean you can get there any time within those two hours. But if it says events from noon to 9 p.m., that usually means you can get there whenever you want. And it's been spoken about, hey, show up whenever you want. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Our show is like five to ten, so I could just like show on whatever. Whatever you want. Whatever you want.

I think I'll be around for the corny. It's a fun time. Whatever you want. It feels a bit unprofessional and that everything falls back on me because my name's on the show. So I don't like it, but I wasn't there. But what are we going to do? Hey, there was a maze, though, with your whole body. My face, too.

Yeah. Yeah, we did go through the maze. That was pretty cool. Did you get out? We did not make it through the maze. Hey, they're still there right now. No, I mean, like legitimately, did you first? finish of the maze. No, we did not. It was so big. It's huge. We got like halfway through.

I was like, okay, I need to turn around. Oh, you turned around went back out the way. Was it because you were so late you couldn't before dark? Like you couldn't get, because you started so late. Oh, man, that's weird. See, she was so concerned about me being on time, but then after we were done, she was still standing around taking pictures with her and her friend and the pumpkins. Yeah, to make sure I posted, yeah. But I still got back in time because I left earlier than you guys. Sun's going down. Yeah, I mean, we don't think we have time to get. to the other end. We stayed for a long time.

We did the whole maze and everything. Got all the way out. So, yeah, we had a great time. Oh, you got out of the maze. I did. That's cool. My kids led the way. I just would ask that we'd be a little more professional, but I agree.

Is that too much to ask? I agree. It is. It might be too much. It is. Okay. Let's go around the room. Amy.

So at people.com, there was this article about a man that went on a date with a woman. and he'd been talking to her for a few days before they decided to go to dinner. And then at dinner, it came up that she, after two failed marriages, has decided to be celibate. And then he refused to pay for her dinner. Yeah, I saw this. I think that this is a terrible guy. Because you can pay for the dinner and never go out with her again.

But if you've already agreed on the arrangement of we're going to go on a date, and if that arrangement is I pay for the dinner, you don't not pay for the dinner because she says something that you don't see a future in. You still continue the date, at least finish. You can even wrap the date early. But if you were going to pay at the beginning, that's a real douchebag thing to do. Yeah. Was he expecting something that night?

No, maybe not that night. I mean, he could have been. But I would think there are some guys. I would say a lot of guys would be like, oh, celibacy, respect it. Don't love it, but respect it, not for me. can't see, you know, being in a relationship with somebody who's celibate. I could totally see that from guys and I don't have any problem with them even feeling that way. But to go, I'm not even going to pay for this now.

I know. That feels. Also, she's choosing to be in this moment. It's not like she is going to be forever. Oh, no, I wouldn't work on that. She's saying forever, right? No. It's celibacy and to a point.

Now, that point could be death. Like, at this moment and she may have. Exactly. Like, a vow celibacy could be, like, yeah, something religious and you do it to death. I think it's like nuns, you know? Yeah, yeah. But I don't know that this is because she's done it before, like she's had sex. And I think she's going to be celibate because she's realized it's probably put her in situations

or has fast-tracked relationships and ways that maybe she didn't want this next one to be fast-tracked similarly. Yeah, this guy's a bad dude. Bad dude. Now, did he just not pay for the dinner because he wasn't going to have it that night or because... That's what we don't know. I mean... I would think he's like, this is not something I can see going, so I'm just not going to pay him out. That's right.

He stayed for the meal, but ultimately opted out of paying for her, and he felt that his decision was justified. I don't even care if they decided they weren't going to pay for each other's meal regardless of celibacy or not. Like, if that's also part of the social contract, I don't know the social contract was between them. But if he made it a point, because I don't know why this would be a story unless he made it a point, hey, let's go to dinner. I'll take you to dinner. And then halfway through, oh, you ain't putting out? I ain't putting out. He said, you know, when he knew he was meeting up with her, she was a very nice, classy woman.

Oh, she's still classy. And then over dinner, she admitted, okay, here's the deal. The celibacy was lasting until she finds someone to marry. So she's going to be celibate until marriage. So he would have to, so now he knows if I date you, we're not doing anything until we get married. Just a douchebag move to not pay. You don't have to go out with her ever again. But if you've agreed to pay ahead of time, if that's, again, the social contract you two have agreed upon, you should pay.

Regardless. Like, if she showed up and she had a huge mulberry. that had four big hairs coming out of it and you're like oh I can't do this you still pay for the date it doesn't matter what situation is if you've agreed to do it you do it yeah that's I don't like that guy I don't know who he is but I don't like him

should she put that on her profile before like the date it's up to her it's not an absolute yes because there are some people that have remained you know to be a virgin they don't put that on theirs it's not like when you order for a restaurant

they got a V a vegan they put a V as at the menu item yeah they're not going to put a V-up beside their name. It's up to them. Yeah, bad dude. Morgan, your story? Well, so there's people now who are getting cremated and putting themselves in fireworks. Well, they're not putting themselves.

Well, they put it in their will, you know. If they request it, aren't they putting themselves? No, somebody else has to do it. Well, they're doing the physical labor, but if I'm building a house, I'm not actually the one building the house. I'm paying and directing someone to go to the house. And that drives me nuts. I feel like, we're building a house. No, you're not.

That doesn't drive you nuts. Yes, it does. You've never once. No, stop. No, we're building a house. Actually, my wife and I are building a house right now. No, you're not. You're not doing anything.

You are buying a house. You're having it built. You're having it built. You're building a house. Okay, that's silly semantics. If you're a foreman on a job and they're digging pipelines. Yeah, he's doing it. No, no.

He's just a foreman. He's not actually got the, because according to your logic, you actually have to have the shovel in the ground and to be physically digging. It's funny, but I don't agree. I'm telling you, it drives me nuts and people say that. Like a lot of people are like, yeah, we just moved to this time. We can't live there because we're building the house right now. I'm like, you're not building it.

Okay. You're an idiot. That's funny. That's funny, but you're an idiot. Okay, Morgan, finish your story. Okay, so anyways, somebody is putting a body and fireworks to be creaming. And then you can choose the color that they're going to be, and then you shoot them off. And that's how you celebrate their life.

Yeah, that's fun. That's fun. I mean, yeah, the other stuff's not fun, the death and the crying and stuff at the funeral. but the, you know, four seconds of a boom, that's kind of fun. You're trying to be cremated? I don't give a crap. My body, when I'm dead. I don't care what you do with me. I'm dead.

But you, if you had to make a decision right now. I'm dead. I don't care. But decide for yourself right now. No, I'm not doing that. You just said I got to decide. He decided. Yeah, but I'm not. That's not an option.

It's cremated or casket. Nope, eat my body. Out of respect, Amy, you'd have to eat me. No. I'm not eating. No, yes, you are. No, I'm not. Guys, you make sure of it.

We'll make sure. Okay. You got to respect his wishes. Respect my wishes. I'm going to haunt you. We might have to just put in regular food. Yeah, don't tell her. Yeah.

Don't tell her. You could be put in a pill capsule. And you'd eat me? Okay, guys. There we go. Done. Pill me up on all of you to eat me. Hold on, man.

What happened to just aim me? I liked it better when it was aiming to. It was more fun. Except my brain because that's a disease. You get a disease from the human brain. Matt cow. Yes. It's similar, yes.

Other than that, you can eat? I want you to eat me. If I get to decide, I want you to eat me Okay, fine, I'll eat you. Thank you. Say it, guys. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's really dead.

That's true. He's not going to know. I don't think his spirit will know? That's fine. I will haunt you. I will hunt you so much. Bonapit. You don't even know.

I'll be scaring you all the time. When you get in the shower and it's a little wet, I'll be like, you'll fall down, hit your head. Oh, my goodness. We'll know it's you. Yeah, that's how you'll know it's me. I'm even going to put some A1 sauce on you.

See, that's a true friend. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Lunchbox. Man, Mark Sanchez. He got out of the hospital. He went to jail. They brought him out of the jail.

And they had news reporters there. And he was just like, he looked like a dude that knows he ruined his life. He looked like the most hungover person I've ever seen. He was just like, I just want to thank Dr. So-and-so for saving my life. Yeah, he's like, no trauma doctor, I'd be dead. I'm just focusing on my recovery. I mean, he sounds like a defeated human. and it was pretty bad.

You think his life's over? No. But he felt the way he looked, you know what I mean? Yeah, defeated for sure. His career is going to have a massive setback. I think he'll get a second chance because nobody died. I think he'll owe a lot of money to that guy. I don't know how long it's going to take.

Hopefully that 70-year-old dude doesn't die. And it really just depends on the PR that, one, they do and that, two, the old guy doesn't do. Because if it all goes away, If Sanjay is able to give him like millions of dollars, any heels, and we don't really talk about it anymore, and he'll serve probably a little time somehow. He'll get another shot. If it continues to get dragged out, people won't hire him. You got to think.

And they just released some more of the footage. You got to see it? Him walking down. Yeah. More than that. What did you see? Because I just saw him walking down the alleyway. TMC put out some brand new stuff like last night.

No, I didn't see it then. I didn't see the fight or anything. But I don't, if they had that, I don't even know. I don't watch it. I just kind of want to see what was. happening before all that? Like what started it? You know? Because like all I saw was just him walking up and down the alleyway

and I don't really know why he even attacked the dude. That's what I want to see. Like are they running sprints? Like... We've heard like four stories which is hard for me to jump in and go for sure this is it. We never really know. Because yeah, apparently he was running wind sprints. Apparently he was wasted drunk. The guy was parked doing the oil slip out, you know, in restaurants.

I don't know. Some people think he was looking for drugs. Some people think he was just so drunk. Some people think he was back there doing gay stuff. I mean, he had to be, he's whatever he was. He was out of his mind. Oh, yeah. Well, just drunk. But I wonder he was more than drunk.

Yeah. But see, that's it. We're all just wondering at this point. We don't know. Because it just seems, I mean, he got the guy's truck. I know. Crazy. It escalated to a point of an unfamiliarity with just drunk people fighting.

Right. It also wasn't too drunk people fighting. and also he pushed through pepper spray that's pretty intense like if you're drunk and I spray you you probably go down if you're if something else is happening maybe you don't maybe you fight through it

it wasn't like protecting his like fighting for somebody's protection or his own life he was according to what we know the aggressor that's weird and aggressed through pepper spray that's crazy yes did he ever have any other things I had never heard of him before this moment.

So I'm just curious, did he ever have any other reason he was, like, in the news for anything? Not that I know of, no. Just the butt fumble. True. The what? The butt fumble. What was that? Even when he played for the Jets.

Usually like a butt fumble. It's really one of the... Well, right now I'm watching him. I'm watching this video. Yeah, sort of. Yeah, pretty much. What are you watching? The video.

The latest footage. What do they show? Right now I'm just watching him roam. was wandering. Yeah, that's all I saw too. He's aimlessly walking. He's by himself. One direction.

Then he turns around and walks the other direction. And then you see people kind of look in the alley. Like, what's going on over there? When did this come out? This is TMZ. This is like four days ago. Yeah, October 10th. I've probably seen this then.

Oh, there's the dumpster. Yeah. I think I've seen this one. Yeah. Morgan, what you think of that butt fumble? It's a little embarrassing. We explained it to Amy. Basically, he like, runs into it.

to another player and falls on his butt and then the ball gets loose out of his hands because he was a quarterback I'm assuming. He was, yeah. Yeah. Now he's running. I'm watching, here he is running. We saw this. He's running out or running. No, no, he's running. He's like run. I don't know if it's a wind sprint or running toward the victim. But he's running towards the truck. Yeah, I've seen all this.

All right. Who hasn't gone? I haven't gone. Okay. Speaking of TikTok, have you seen the video of that helicopter that went down in Huntington Beach? Oh, that was crazy. Yep, the first three seconds, I turned it off. flipped it out. It's a beat. It's a beat. On a beach, right? On a beach, yeah.

Nope, didn't watch it. Like the palm trees caught it? I mean, the propeller chopped the palm trees. I mean, it was the video I saw was, um... It may die. People, no, five people hospitalized, which is amazing. Nobody died. But, uh, the person shooting the video was like, wow, that, that chopper is like pretty

close. And then it just comes right for them, which is unbelievable. But it turns out that there were two pilots there, they were taking the hospital, and then there were three people on the ground that got injured. Um, and it was like a helicopter car show that, it was just supposed to be landing in a parking lot there and I just lost control. But the video is crazy.

I can watch it. Is this the same one where the kid got pinned under and like bystanders came by and like pulled the kid out? I think that is the same one. They did say that there's a child involved. I'm pretty sure that's a one. Yeah, like I think the helicopter came and the kid was on the beach and it was in the wrong place.

And then people came. I think he's doing it. He's in the hospital. That's tough. Man, I'm telling you, if I would have just read the story, I've been like, oh, that's crazy. But when you see the video first, It changes everything.

I thought it was AI at first. Because the helicopter was like hovering over the tree, and went to the tree, and I was like, not AI, I'm out. You could tell immediately it wasn't AI, yeah. I watched a video where this woman's at her cake. And her husband, they're cutting their cake. They have a real tall wedding cake. They're cutting it, and their dog runs in the room.

It just jumps in the cake and starts eating it. And I'm like, oh. AIA? Yeah. Yeah, because why would their dog be? Do you want to see a funny video I made? This is like, do you want to watch a YouTube? I hate when people do that.

And then it's a 20 minute YouTube? And then you got to watch the whole thing. And they give you the phone? This YouTube's so funny. This is like eight seconds. I made a video of me singing with Willy Wonka. Watch. This is me singing here.

I'm doing background. Gene Wilder? Yeah. Dressed with Willie Wonka. You guys are getting down, man. The fact that it's Gene Wilder dressed with Willie Wonka makes me laugh so hard.

That's pretty funny That's all That's what I do I'm doing I don't know Once every six month Check in Like how gray

My beard's getting So I'm just letting it Go for a few days And every time I do it It gets it a little grayer It's like It's pretty gray It's here

Yep And then it's sort of a little Color here It's here My hair is not Which is great It's awesome But then my

Around my neck Like the facial hair Stuff And it's sideburns And stuff It gets gray But this just Turns into

Gray So you're only Growing in it To kind of see where it's up. Yeah, I just kind of want to measure the progress. Yeah, not great. I kind of don't care anymore. I'm not really trying to impress anybody. He's trying to impress people with my beard. I try to get on beard shows. Never really made it. I audition for a couple. Wasn't quite that guy. But yeah, I don't know how long I'll let this one grow. I bet you you can grow a really good

beard. Like a long one? Pretty full. Because you don't have patchy. You're not patchy like me. I don't even care about the gray. I wish it were all gray or all brown. I don't like that It's all, it's, different colors. Weird. It's like, what do you call a, nah? What? Nothing. Nothing.

Mike, you know what? I've done this a couple of times. Just like a dog, like a dog with different colors. Yep. What do you call that? A mutt? Well, no, that would be if it were different breeds. I know.

I guess I don't know what you call it with different colors. A tricolor? Why not? You're a tricolor. Calico. What were we talking about yesterday where I jumped out? Oh, I know. Sometimes I just want to say jokes, and I know that, you know, just one joke away at any time from anything going viral and being canceled.

That's why I get so jealous of, like, some of those guys on podcasts. Well, podcast, you can say whatever you want. We're on video right now. We are? Yes. And that clips stuff is what gets you in trouble. You mostly say whatever you want on just audio podcast, because people got to go, like, listen to it to find it. But clip stuff is consumed so quickly.

I saw the band Perry One of the members of the band Perry Jumped out And I say this respectfully Nobody cares Wait I didn't realize that they were only The husband or the brother

The brother And that's why nobody cares As long as Kimberly's the lead singer Eddie and I just had this conversation On the bobby cast As long as the lead singer stays the same Nobody cares Keep the lead singer

And I don't mean that No disrespect of the basis So now do you think Kimberly and her husband Will just become a duo Probably That's probably still the band Perry, they're, well, hold on. So the other guy is her husband? So one brother didn't come back.

Yeah, I saw that. And one brother stayed and then Kimberly. So then the other brother, once going to like artist management or something, decided, because they broke up for a while too. So now she's Kimberly and her husband. But I still, that's still the band Perry. As long as the lead singer is still there, we're good. Just keep touring. Nobody's going to know the difference. That's my point. What's the husband doing the band. He's a musician. Really good musician too.

Okay, so he doesn't sing. He's just a player. He can probably, he might do background vocals, but he's not the singer. She's the singer. But we just had this conversation of, would you want to go watch a band if some of the original members aren't there? And I'm like, yeah, sure, as long as late singers there, you can switch everybody out. I do not care.

That's all. So is it cool that she keeps the name, the band Perry and not just goes Kimberly Perry? Absolutely. She did Kimberly Perry for a while. It's harder. It's harder for anybody to go with a different name than what made him. famous even if they got really famous. Look at Rascal Flats. They tried separately. Even Gary didn't have a solo career. He tried. But they get back together and it's like boom,

arenas are full just like that. Even though Gary was singing all the songs. Like nothing was different. But if Rascal Flats came back as Gary and who cares, who cares, if he still was trying to do, instead of Gary LaVoc's solo, let's say he was Rascal Flats with randoms, we'd go watch because who cares is Gary? All we care about is the lead singer. That's my I felt like maybe with them, maybe it's a little different. Well, they own it, so they're not going to let him just run with it. Unless they were like, yeah, you can run with it and be Rascal Flats, but you have to pay us, like 15% of every show. Like, those deals have happened before.

There are even breakups, and I will not say who it is, but I do know this with full authority, that when they break up, there are rules about the lead singer can only perform like two of the band songs live because he can't turn into, or she can't turn into somebody. Legally? Yep. She can't turn. In their, in their, like, dissolving of the, and I want to say company,

because you can get back together, but dissolving of the current relationship, and they're breaking up and going solo, the lead singer cannot go and just do all the songs. They can do maximum two a night. Wow. So they don't go and just basically be the band. Gotcha.

I mean, that makes sense. Yeah, I didn't know that was, like, legal stuff that you had to put in. Like, you can't. sing more than two of the band's songs because that would be you acting like the band. So, but if Gary LaVocci just went, hey, Rasco Flats, we're going out, but the other two guys weren't there,

I don't know that anybody would care. Like the hard, hardcore fans would be, but nobody would know. But I mean, no. We're all three of them are known. Kind of not read. You know what's known? The songs. I'm talking about gin pop, not us in the business or hardcore Rascal Flats fans.

Yeah, because we know because we met them and we know. know them, but if you didn't, you probably wouldn't know. And if you're a hard, poor Rascal Flats fan, you know, but if they were just like coming to town, if they were just coming to Little Rock and you saw Rascal Flats, and then you went and it was only Gary with other people playing instruments, but they were singing every song that you knew, there's no difference. I mean, I'm telling you, the band Perry, when they came with her husband, like, they came out with, like, her husband and the brother wasn't there anymore, at first glance, I thought

the brother was still in it. Well, because his hair's blonde. You know? Because he kind of looks like, they all look the same. I kind of just assumed, like, okay, they're still in it. And their brothers have changed their look a lot too. Right. So. I got to get my ankle shot up.

What? I have to. I don't know. I just text it. Cortisol? It doesn't last as long as I needed to be shot up. Oh. My ankle is fine, except I tore some cartilage out of it like a year ago.

It's fine, but it's not fine. No, it's fine in that it will not be further injured regardless of what I do to it. Oh. So I can't, even though it hurts and pain is your body's way of saying stop doing it. Like generally, that's why we have nervous. nerves, right, that tell us, hey, you shouldn't go and do more of this because it could actually kill you. Right.

So the existence of nerves in your body is just a protection. And so in my ankle, it hurts so bad, but it's because I lost cartilage there. I can't grow the cartilage back. It is always going to be that. And so I hit up my doctor. I was like, I need to be shot up because I can't do anything. I can't run. I can't really play pickleball.

I can, but then I'm awful for like four days. And so I got to get shot up. can't they surgically put like a fake cartilage in there? Ooh, that sounds cool. Stuffing. I bet they could do that. Like Amy's grandma. Yeah.

Full stuffed foot and her foot. I'm walking in with a wobbling foot. Yeah, they went in and did the whole thing. So I'm going to try to get that done. So when you get shot up, how long does it last? Like a month? Two months? Well, I think I don't have the correct answer to that.

I know I've been shot up before weekly when I did dancing with the stars because I tore my shoulder, the top part of my shoulder. the top part of my shoulder and that lasted about a week but I think it was a minimal amount so I don't know but if they give me the needles I'll shoot it up every week

but you don't know what it is who cares as long as it makes you feel good isn't that what needles are just make you feel good don't ask any questions that's where you get in trouble man that's something by chasing a dragon

that's all I'm trying to do no I got I have to because I can't do anything like any cardio nothing and I'm like just trying to like Stay healthy. Keep my heart good.

That's frustrating. It is so frustrating. Can't jog on it. All right. We'll take a break. And we will come back. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. Hi, Dad.

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more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John O'Brien from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. The question is, would you buy R. Kelly's old house? I saw on Instagram it came up. It was like R. Kelly's house sold for undervalue, what they listed it as. Would you buy R. Kelly's old house? R. Kelly, in jail, a lot of trouble. It was listed at $3.5 million.

It sold for $1.6 million. Whoa, that's a pretty good discount. So it's a 21,000 square foot property tied to both his music career and criminal scandals. originally in disrepair, the home was bought and restored by the Isley brothers, then they listed it, or Kelly bought it apparently, and yeah. 1.6 million, and it's a 3.5 million dollar house. Would you buy it, Amy? No. Lunchbox.

Yeah, 100%. Let's just all say we have the money. Yeah, yeah. If I got 1.6 million laying around and it's a 3.7 million dollar house, you can change that layout, refurbish, whatever. But for 1.6 million, you're getting a heck of a deal. I'm moving in. That's tough. Eddie?

Crimes went down there? Yeah. Can't do it. I would be thinking about that the whole time. Well, what crimes did he do? Like kid crimes. You want to sit in like in your living room where those crimes went down? Yeah.

No. I don't. I don't. I'm out. If I have that, if money is just easy to throw around, I can throw it around somewhere else. Well, I know he married that girl when she was only like 16. But what else did he do? I don't know anything else that he did.

The home to his chocolate factory studio. where he allegedly exert a disturbing control over those who visited and worked there? Nah, it's like Amy said. We can throw our money somewhere else. I mean, I guess I see the point of like you're getting this. Pretty good deal. Like, what's the deal need to be for you to buy it, though? Because you can't act like, or maybe you can't.

What if it was for $1? Everybody has a price. I'm buying it. See? $1. So your integrity has a monetary value. It's a dollar. For a dollar, he doesn't have to sit in the living.

room. He doesn't have to go there. Okay. I can rent it out. Tear it down. $10,000. Buy it. Yeah, but knock everything down. Start fresh. You can do that?

Yeah, you knock the whole house down and rebuild another one. Then I would say, then what's the difference that there's just a floor that separates the ground? That ground is still the ground where, like, heinous things happen. Yeah, but you're not like in the actual room. It's just a thought of that, man. Because, I mean, there's probably on the ground where. on now something heinous maybe happened. I don't know right here but I don't know that right well you

won't know exactly where those rooms were when she tear it down I would would you buy it for would you say the lot size was exactly go Amy Amy's going full property brothers on us here you dig up the ground you'd knock the house down dig up the entire ground all new dirt okay so let's say the house goes up for sale for 250,000 dollars it's a 3.6 million dollar house and I get to tear it down we could do whatever we do whatever we're going to do whatever No, let's just say for the sake of the argument, you have to live in it. No. $250,000 for a $3.5 million house.

I just don't. I'm good. It's so hard. I guess I'm buying it. That's a deal, dude. You can't find a deal like that anywhere. Anywhere. Yeah, deal with the devil. No.

No, you're not buying it from Mar Kelly. Okay, what about a house where people were murdered? Three people were murdered. Two were children. I'm just making this up. I don't know. It's a bit darker, but I need to present a certain level of darkness. And you say I have to live in it.

I'm too scared. And you're still at what price? Same price. Three million dollar house, but a quarter million dollar. It's up for $250. Because then are you going to be able to sell it later? It doesn't matter. We're not worrying about resale value.

$250. I should always be worried about that. I'll buy it. I'd buy it. I'd buy it. I think the murders I'd buy it. What's weird, because I'm not as drawn. Yeah, it's still freaky.

What if a cult all committed suicide in it. Oh. Like 20. How many? 20. 20 people. There's a cult committed suicide

in the house. Oh. And 250,000? Mm-hmm. I'm buying it. What's weirder? The suicide. Or the three murders and two were children.

Suicide. The murders. I think the murders are too because the suicides. It's like adults making their own decision. I mean, they were brainwashed and I feel bad for them. But the murder is like they were just trying to hang out in their house. I'm going to go with the numbers, though. 20 ghosts versus honey murders.

Verse three. That's what I say. Feels very depressing if everybody went to your house to kill themselves. Like, oh. They probably live there though if they're a cult. They spent a lot of time. Oh, that's a good point. You know, the more I think about it, it's not the house's fault. You know, and the house probably wants

a good owner in there. So now the house has a soul and desires. To change the vibe. You repaint it and you put, you know, then you don't bring a very clean living life to that house. And you're just saying words now. you're just stringing words together at this point. You know what I'm saying though? Like, you don't murder anyone.

So the house's like, thank God. Finally somebody good lives here. It changed the life of the house. $250,000, an entire cult commit to Kool-Aid suicide. Oh, that's even better. No blood. Okay. Bill Cosby's house.

Now, Bill Cosby, a lot of his crimes weren't at the house. Then I'm okay. Some might be, I'm not sure. But his New York townhouse was sold for like, 20 million. It was listed for over 20 million bucks? If he didn't commit crimes there then... What if it's like we just don't know? But you know how dirty dog he was.

Gosh, that's tough. Man, he's out of jail, which is crazy. He's out, yeah. That's wild. When we buy houses, now I'm thinking about it this way, too. We don't know, like, who knows if the person I bought from

is a total creep. But what we do know is the point. We know Bill Cosby was an awful person. and the awful things he did to people. But what Amy's saying, though, is that we may be living in a house now where somebody was... But the difference is we don't know. We do know if we buy this. Like 100%.

Yeah. You do know. Cheap? Is it on the D? This counts cheap. Great point. So Bill Cosby's house sold for... Are they listed it for like $29 million?

I don't know. Let's just say it sold for 20. But you could get it for the price of $500,000. I'm buying it. I have to get it. But I'm not telling anyone it's Bill Cosby's house. They're going to know. No.

No, they won't. Everyone's going to know you're the creep that bought it. Well, no, you don't be a creep. No, no, no, you can tell people, hey, Bill Cosby used to live here, but we're trying to, you know, re-image it. Sage. Rebrand, rebrand. Give the house in your life. Yeah, rebrand.

Epstein's house. No. No. Heck no. How much? Because it's like a $100 million. I mean, dude, these houses are amazing. So, 100 million, but it's like.

Yeah, you got cameras hidden everywhere. $100,000 dollars for that $100 million house. Oh. I have to get it. I got to take it. I keep changing my mind. I say no and then I'm going to out. I have to get it because like what's the standard?

Like what are we not? Like there's no standard did not. It doesn't mean anything to not buy that house. I mean, I would buy the house. I don't feel like what somebody did on some materials has any indication on what I am or what I'm going to do. Correct. I know, but I guess it's just like what you think about it a lot. Probably when you're alone in the house.

Yeah. And it's quiet. Mostly it's just, do I think? think, and I don't, but do I think ghosts could get me? And I don't think Epstein killed people. He did awful, awful, awful, awful things, but I don't think he killed people in that house. Right, but I don't want to be thinking about those awful awful things.

Because you will think about that stuff in that house. You will. Yeah, but for like a couple days. I used to think to, like, when I did like any sort of reality show, I would be like, I'm always going to know the cameras there. And you just forget about it after like two days. It just becomes part of whatever. And I know it's not the same. I know what you're saying, though. But it's a probably terrible analogy, but still I think you

keep back. Yeah, you probably would keep back. You probably go back and think about it. His New York City House was sold for $51 million? Is that what it is? Yep. Who gets that money? Like, who do you buy it from?

I don't know who it is. The government? We need to investigate him. Because they were wearing a mask with the thing. Right. At the signing. They were wearing a trench coat and a mask. What? No, I'm kidding.

I'm sure it's like a victim's fund or something. Or the government, I'm sure. Yeah, there are Kelly things weird, huh? Yeah. It's tough, but Price is right. Do it. I don't want to be on you guys' team. But I agree.

I mean, you can't pass up a good offer? What's so wrong with about being on our team? I don't like that comment. It's even how you guys are talking about it. Like, prizes are right. I just don't believe that something that happens on certain materials at a certain place affects anything that happens going forward in the future. No, but you guys

are like, if the money's right, me, I'm just like, if it's I can see myself doing it for a good deal without even really thinking about it. Like, mine is more of like if you can just handle the fact that you're going to be thinking about that while you're in that house. I just don't think I'm going to be thinking about it a lot. Because I don't think, I don't think I'd be thinking about it. I don't know. I don't

think I'd be thinking about it a lot. But I don't think I'd be thinking about it. A lot. Like your kids are sleeping in a bedroom and then you're just like, Kelly, I don't think I'd be thinking about it. The Epstein, I would. Oh, yeah. It's a lot. A lot went on in that house. Cosby? I don't think about it a lot. But I don't know that Cosby had that much happening in the house.

That'd be some. But a lot of his stuff was out on the road and stuff. I don't know, man. There's a scam phone call that this person got. Turns out it wasn't a scam at all. It was a $1 million lottery win. Dang, I need that. Did he get the million or did he report the scam?

Valerie Williams said she'd been using the Michigan lottery app to scan non-winning tickets, but didn't realize that in doing so, she was entering herself in second-chance drawings. One day a call came in. There's one of the numbers she didn't recognize. She answered it. She didn't believe it. They called her again, said you can call us back.

She still didn't believe it. I wouldn't either. But so she ended up winning the ability to go spend the big wheel at the Camerica Park during a Detroit Tigers game. That's what she won. And she found herself a million dollar winner. Wow. From UPI. That's cool.

I'd get to the stadium, look around, see all the people there and be like, this scam. This is like one of the greatest scams in history. They really went. I was just watching an episode of Fresh Prince where they messed with Jeffrey and gave him a fake lottery ticket. Yeah, and they did it from the night before I put it on screen. And he's quitting. And he's like, screw you. That's a great episode.

It's such a good episode. That's a great episode. Do you see that baby that was born 13 pounds? No. A Tennessee woman gives birth to a 13 pound baby. Everybody thought it was AI. Because it's so big. 13 pounds.

That's like almost, that's two babies for something. people. Yeah, it is. I mean, one of my boys was 10. That's still 20 pounds. And they said that was huge, but three more pounds. Big, though, huh? Yeah, they said that was huge. I got a sneeze, man. The baby is so big. The baby looks like the Michelin Man. Little rubber bands all over.

No, but yes. Like, it's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what the Michelin Man is, Morgan? Yeah, he looks like a giant marshmallow. He does look like a marshmallow. Is he made of tires? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

I thought, always thought so, like white tires. Yeah. Yeah, I think I've seen them. Which is weird. Why are they white tires? Maybe. Probably because you didn't. It didn't look good the other way, maybe.

That's probably. Just on pictures. Yeah. Why does that have to do with like? Oh, here we go. He was created in 1898 when tires were naturally a pale or grayish white color from the rubber. Oh. There we go.

What does that have to do with like the food thing, the Michelin restaurant? Oh, the Michelin restaurant. Michelin, they created that. Same company. Yeah, they created it in hopes that people would drive more, so their tires would, like, they created the guide so people would then travel more to these places. They'd need new tires, and then they'd go to Michelin

because they'd been driving all over and road tripping. It was all connected. That was a Fun Fack Friday. Yeah, thank you, Morgan. Yeah. It's funny how she remembers those, and you guys will hear one and you're like, I never, you'll fight about it. Hey, literally, I was like, we've never talked about this on the show.

I'm like, I swear to got two weeks ago. We just talked about it on Fun Fag Friday. Literally, I thought, man, how did Morgan? know that. Let me see if there's anything else in this little segment here. Utah mom was upset that her daycare was only fined $200 for losing her toddler for almost an hour. How do you lose a toddler?

Well, man, there's gates. When it's your job. It happens. There's a lot. They're watching a lot. Yeah. If you have to watch a lot where there's a risk of- That's not good.

Then don't watch so many. Right. That's why a lot of daycares have limits, right? Like, the only one teacher has to have like a limit of five kids or whatever. that they have to watch. But sometimes these, like, you know, lower budget daycare places. And kids are adventurous. I mean, you turn your back for one second and one climbs over the fence

and you're lining up to go inside from the playground. You're like, next thing you know, they're on a football field. Where's little Jimmy? You met all the game, knocking down pylons. They didn't mean them knocked down the pylons. It was a race. It was touch and back. But why were you letting them run on the field during the game?

It wasn't a let. They were just doing it. No, you let them. I've been on an airplane with you where you just let them run up and down the aisle. And you're like, They're just playing. They're just kids, guys. Let them be.

Yeah. They're just having fun. Is that what your parents did to you guys? Yeah. And look at you now. Free range parents, man. Owners of red-colored cars believe that police pull them over more than any other color of cars. Because it catches your attention.

It pops. I have a red Jeep. White cars are actually stopped the most. Oh. And it's not that red or isn't it's because they're more white. than anything. That's why they get stopped the most. So per capita, percentage-wise, red gets stopped more, but white overall does because there are just more white cars. That makes sense? Yeah.

Not really. No, I'm kidding. I'm trying to. There are more white cars. There are more white cars. There are more white cars. I get it. Yes. Percentage, yeah. I know what you're saying. But you know what? They're doing like, they're coming out with cool colors now. Like, they're sell those colors. I, I couldn't buy like a weird color because I don't want to be committed to that. But like even like a dark forest green mat. I say that in my car right now is the weirdest freaking color. Let me just say how hypocritical is because I have a weirdly colored car right now and I only like it and I haven't changed it. But I'm hypocrite saying that. But I don't

like I don't like having a weird colored car. Go ahead. I'm sorry to interrupt you. It's just I don't know. I just feel like they're doing a better job at coming up with new colors, which there are like millions of colors that you can choose from. And the matted stuff that they come up with is pretty cool. Yeah. I don't really like the color in my car. I don't mind it. it ain't for me I like the color of my Hyundai and that's matted so those are so cool man

that's so cool yeah finally parents tell a babysitter she can't do homework while the baby's sleeping huh while the baby's sleeping because they want her to do chores kick rocks yeah

I think if this is shared with the babysitter when you hire her fine you're paying her to do whatever the job is if baby sleeping we're paying you we want you to do chores, you get to accept take the job or not. I think it's weird if you are hired on as a babysitter and it's like, yeah, watch a kid. That's it. Your job is to watch the kid and make sure the kid is safe and doesn't run on football field and kick the pylons down.

That's kind of the job. That's your job. But otherwise, I don't think it's weird to tell someone that these are the requirements of this job and then expect them to do it. I never babysat. Never had a babysitter. I was more a free range kid himself But you soon will hire a babysitter You soon will man, you'll be there

You will You know we have we've gone through a lot of babysitters Because we have four boys and babysitters quit on us a lot But you know They not know four boys They do know and they're like oh I can handle that And then every single time they're like no they did great And then we try to call them back to babysitting again

They don't answer It's not even that it's this number can no longer be real They changed their number But I did ask my six year old Like, because now my older son, my 17 year old, watches the kids. So now no more babysitters. And my six-year-old was like, can we get babysitters back? Like, he does, he's fine, but I want our babysitters back.

And I'm like, well, what kind of babysitter do you want? He's like, I don't know. Girl. And I was like, okay, tell me more. Because 25, okay, blonde, blue eyes. And he had this whole description of what kind of babysitter he wants. Like, you're out of your mind. Or growing up

He's only six Hey Eddie and his kid both got randomly selected at the airport I like pulled aside Oh it ain't random Exactly that's what I said Because I'm used to it They pull me over all the time Why do you think that is?

Because I look Middle Eastern I do I do And like every single time I go to the airport They're like sir we're going to give you this tag You've been randomly selected Like guys I get randomly selected Every single time I fly

So this time though my son was with me Who looks just like me and they randomly selected both of us. So I think that it is just based on our appearance since we kind of look Middle Eastern. I don't think he looks Middle Eastern. He looks like me, dude. He's my twin. I know, but he looks definitely Hispanicly white.

Now, my question, though, is do the TSA officer see us and flag us, or is there a machine that says, like, da, that looks Middle Eastern, pull them over. Oh, the TSA? Because, I mean, they definitely have, You say that with, again, he knows. Yes, no, no.

He says that with, he's so sure. Yeah. Because they don't have a time for a machine to send a message to them. They don't have any earpieces in. They don't have any earpieces in or anything. So that's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is, and they don't randomly select two people from one group. He has for this.

Because they don't have earpiece. They have facial recognition that has nothing to do with people. I would think so. They have all this. It just goes, boop. And whenever the beats, they're just like, okay, you're in. It definitely could be an... And they take a picture of you now.

Like, when you're bored. Like, just look at the camera. And I think that's when alerts them like, all right. But that takes like an hour. Just take a picture and get the alert sent through. I mean, the fact that they did two people in one group, that tells you they're looking at your skin. Yeah. Well, I don't know skin, but I don't know what it is, but...

What else would it be? Facial features. Are you like walking... Eh, I don't make that bad. You can make it. Not making it. I'm not. It's better you don't.

It's better I don't. It's better I don't. But anyway, I thought that was interesting. Yeah. Another interesting thing is Amy got paid in gold. Huh? Okay. Yeah, I got paid in an ounce of gold.

So I have my first gold bar. It's kind of crazy. How big is it? Where do you have it? Let's see. It's about the size of two pieces of Hershey. Yeah? Yeah, no kidding.

It's like literally probably the same thickness as a Hershey bar. and then like two of the or three of the squares. How did that happen? Well, we do, we work with Nashville Golden Coin. And then the salesperson was like, hey, they want to do this series of videos to make up, like, if you would host it. So I went to this location and we filmed the videos. And scuba asked me, hey, like, I need to send over a talent fee. And I just jokingly typed back real quick.

I'm like, a bar of gold. And then scuba was like, hey, he took you up on that. You're good. And I was like, what? Amy, that's legit. And it just so happens the day before he gave me the gold. It went up to the highest it's been. So, I mean, it fluctuates.

That's like Bible days. I give you two bars of gold. So where do you keep it? Well, why would you answer to that? Where do you keep all your jewelry and your cash at your house? Yeah. What room? He wants to steal.

And how would we get there? Yeah. It's kind of crazy. You would think it would be bigger. But it just makes you. Like so this guys, those blocks of gold that look like a brick. That's six figures. Yes.

I believe. Because it's basically like I am like a. I might be wrong on that. Maybe that's like a piece of cheese and imagine cutting off a piece of cheese to put on your cracker. That's what I have. Mike, would you look up what a blocker gold is? And it's $4,000. Like a full gold bar.

It could be also like $50 grand or something. I don't know. All I know is I called that place. They didn't have any. But they had some for Amy. National Gold and money. They had a bunch of gold. But they were like, if you want a block, we can order you a block.

Look. Right now it's what, 90 to 130,000. So I don't have an actual answer. Jeez. Amy, that's how big your bars? This is how big my bar is and this is worth $4,000. That's amazing. Which is crazy.

I mean, you get paid a lot. Well, I was sort of joking like, and they said, okay. That's so cool, though. Have you tried to take it anywhere and be like, and then the bill comes and you just put down the gold and see what they say? So also. That would be a little. When I got home, when my mom died, I was going through her jewelry box and she has this gold nugget.

And it's about the size of that ounce of gold, but I don't know. I don't know if it's real or not. It could be worth $1. Or is it worth an ounce of gold? I don't know. So I'm going to go in there. He has this special machine he's going to put it through. And he said he'll tell me real quick how much it's worth.

Mike, what do you say that gold bars are worth? Well, there are different weights. I don't think a gold bar is a measurement. Gold bar is not a measurement. An ounce. This is an ounce. You want the brick? I want the brick.

I want a brick. I want Scrooge McDuck. Like when he walks in, not jumps into the coins, but like the ones that surround him. Oh, a brick. Yeah. Like 100 grams? A thousand grams, I mean? I don't know.

You see that one right there? Which one? Left? This one. Yeah, how much is that one? That's 100 grams. Okay. Oh, man.

That looks like. Chocolate, too. I'd like to have that one. Okay, 400 ounces. $131,000? Yeah. Damn, you got to get one of those. He don't have any in stock.

But he can mail it. He can order one. I may not want it when he gets here. Then sell it. What, Amy? I don't know. This can't be right. You gasped.

Because it said, it says a 400 ounce bar is worth over 1.6 million. Okay. Do you have one of those? Do you have one of those? Of course not. Okay, then why would you gasp like that? Because that's a lot. And why are you eating chocolate?

I'm not. I was comparing it to chocolate and now she's opened it and she's eating the chocolate. No, I opened it to show you because this literally is exactly like this is exactly it. Mike, the iPhone one. What's that? How big is that? Nine. Is that one we talked about? It's a little bit bigger.

Oh, it looks like an iPhone. Size of an iPhone. A kilo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How much is a kilo gold bar? And then also look up a kilo of cocaine. And see if any of them have any, either of those in stock. They could probably find you a kilo cocaine.

One million dollars. I probably find that easy. Probably find that pretty easy. Okay, how much is a kilo gold bar? We're looking at here. I'm curious to know what both costs. You can Google how much the kilo of cocaine? Yeah, $132,000.

Now, will you... A cocaine? Yes. Will you Google how much a guillow cocaine is? FBI better bust in. And then Google kids in my area. It gets worse and worse and worse. Oh, 4,000 to 7,000?

Oh, 4,000 to 70,000. Depending on the purity. Hey, good stuff. I want the purest. 70,000? Around 70,000? Purest. Do the drug dealers tell you how pure it is?

I mean, can you really trust them? It's around $30,000. That's why they always taste it, Eddie. Oh, you can tell the purity by the taste? Yeah. He can. He's seen a lot on TV. Movies.

Okay. Anyway, before we cut this segment, would you mind telling us where you hide your jewelry and your money in your house? And what time you will be out of the house? And list your address and your code to get in. No, he already told me where to put it away somewhere and I already have it there. Wait, he told you where to do it? Oh, no.

That's all. It's gone. No. Kyle. Classic Kyle. Yeah, I barely. buried in the backyard. She's like,

use these coordinates. You put it in a mason jar and then you dig a hole and then you bury it. Right here. All right, let's go over to Anita, who's on line number one. Hey, Anita, you're on the show. What's going on?

Good morning, Bobby. Morning. Good morning studio. Morning. I wanted to call for lunchbox because I went to the Price is Right, about 15 years. ago, Drew's first year with my family. And you have to stand in line. We got there at

4.30 in the morning. It was already packed with people waiting to be interviewed. So when we got in there, I fell asleep in the audience, so they obviously didn't choose me. And they keep some of the people from the first show if they don't have enough to fill the audience. So I fell asleep in the second show. Wow. You have narcolepsy? Just so you know, stay awake. That's a good tip.

Of all the tips, I think that is fundamentally one of the best tips. With him, though, because he's going to leave today, his priority, which is not a hookup that we gave him. It's not, I didn't make any calls. We don't know anybody. Scooby, you don't know anybody, right? This is all him raw dog in it. I knew someone, but they didn't care that he was going. They honestly were like, here's a link to sign up.

I pitched it and everything. But the one he has, they have two different kinds of passes. They have the, what is it called, the priority pass, which they put up first, and they give those to the first, I think, 150 people. And then they have regular tickets. Do you think, though, that your person may actually know he's coming and they have to act like they don't care, but they could give him an advantage? I never really thought about that. That could maybe be it because they know he's coming now and they know the dates. Yeah.

I think that could be advantageous to his appearance there. True. If they know he's coming, they just can't say. Legally, yeah. Because I'm sure, yeah. Okay, maybe, okay, maybe there is hope then. No, no, there's hope, guys, because I'm going and it's my personality that's going to shine through. I think between like the strategy we've given him and Scuba Steve's hookup, he may get on.

Maybe a little hookup. No, guys, it's not you. Quit taking credit for my deal. I probably should follow up with him and let him know that he's for sure coming there. And he's wearing a tux to look out for him. No, no, no. This is not you guys. This is all me.

This is not you guys get credit for me being on the price is right. Good job, scuba. Okay. Yeah, that's awesome. scuba. I'm working for like four years. And I've dressed him and styled him. Oh my gosh.

You told him about the tux. I gave him the, wow. I never realized we were so involved in actually making this happen. This is like a team effort. No, it's really me. He's kind of our little marionette. Oh my gosh. Stop.

Stop. This is all me. I never thought about it like that. That's a good point. Just don't say it's all you. They are taking credit more like they did this stuff. We were definitely a part of it. We're all 33's on this.

33's you are. I guess if he wins the Showcase Show. We should. We should. Listen, I gave him off work. Yeah. No, eh, working. Eh, not really.

Two, gave him the idea for his complete aesthetic. Yeah, all of it. Scover reached out to his buddy and got the hook up. No, he did not. He got nothing. He got absolutely nothing. They got the tip that you're coming. And then the callers that called in on Bobby's show are giving you tips.

Had I never started this show. Oh my gosh. I didn't realize it. Scooby, we may be 50. Okay. 40, 40, 10. This is crazy. This is going to be one of my greatest achievements once he gets on.

This is pretty cool. This is a big moment for all of us. Wow. It's like I'm as manager. It is not, you guys do not get to take credit for this. You cannot sit there and be like, we got on the prices right. I did it. I'm feeling pretty good about it.

Oh, my gosh. You guys are so annoying. See, this is why I can't ever do anything. That's not why. Mostly it's because you don't do it. Anita, thank you for the call. We really appreciate that. Thank you guys. Have fun.

Have fun lunchbox. We will. No, no, I will. We'll have a lot of fun. Let's go to Olivia in Wichita, Kansas. Hey, Olivia, you're on the show. Hey, so I just had a comment about the high-functioning autism. So being a mom that has that and having a child that has that, I also have a 14-year-old.

and he doesn't have it, but my youngest does. That's nine. And I've noticed that I didn't really, like, I stepped to my routine, and I didn't really want to meet my neighbors or meet other people. And I noticed that my 14-year-old has done the same. He doesn't want to go out and meet people. He doesn't want to talk to somebody, but he'll talk to somebody who talks to him. Now, my youngest one, I really tried to, like, break away from doing that.

and showing him that if I can do it, then he can do it. And if you don't start doing that now, your child's going to learn how to form those relationships and how to not form those relationships. And it's a really big struggle when the parent is the one that has it and the kid doesn't really understand what they have. And kids don't know why they feel the way that they feel sometimes, but they see the way that they feel in you. And if you don't break away from that or at least occasionally show them how to, they're not going to learn it until it's too late.

And then they're already nervous or anxious or, you know, missing out on certain things that would fulfill them later in life. I feel like my wife can have that part covered. Because she's very magnetic, wonderful personality, doesn't mind talking to people. In private life. the whole public stuff she wants none of it well I'm the opposite that's crazy I'm the opposite like all public I'll do whatever private that's the sound I'm making my body

I never have to like do something private like I don't want to I hear you though Olivia I think you make a great point and I'm sure that's something that I'll have to address any day now whenever Caitlin has the baby thank you thank you very much thank you have a good day all right bye let's go to one more Erica in Pennsylvania Erica, you're on the show.

Hi, good morning studio. Morning. Oh, I've always wanted to do that. That was exciting. So I was just calling in because I am 100% like Bobby where I don't meet my neighbors. I live in an apartment building, so we share a main hallway, and I will make sure I avoid the hallway. if I hear my neighbors out and about in the hallway because I just don't want to necessarily talk to them.

And, like, I know their names, but I don't want to interact with them because I just am, like, the awkward person that doesn't really know what to say and they want to carry on a conversation and I'm like, no, I don't have time for this and I don't want to talk to you. It doesn't always work well for my five-year-old who, you know, should interact with people. So I just, you know, take her to the park. And I'm like, okay, you can go interact with other kids. And I hope that the parents don't interact with me.

I'm thankful they don't. Hey, I get it. And again, I'm just awkward. I would bet, too, it's not that you don't like other people or you think that they're going to stab you or something. It's just, I just don't know how, I don't, I feel like nobody wants to talk to me. And then I feel like five seconds into it, they don't want to talk to me anymore. and I don't know how to get out of it. And so I'm like, if I,

I know that I don't want to talk to me. But okay. And this is private life. Public life, when I'm like on and I got to be Mr. Guy, I'm awesome at it. Like there's nobody. There's nobody better at it. Like I got to get on stage.

I'm doing meet and greet. I'm doing, I got to speak to clients. Like I am the best. I will sell snow to an Eskimo. You're like, that guy, love him, warm. But private, it's the opposite. It's like, man, why is that dude so weird?

because I don't like to get started because I don't know how to end it. And so it's like, I don't want to like get in anybody's mix. Yeah, Erica, and it's not because you're a bad person. It's not. You know that. Right. And I'm a social worker, so I interact with families all the time. I have to speak with clients and other professionals.

I can do all that. But the minute it's private, no, thank you. I don't want to talk to you. Amen, sister. And, yeah, I just, I can't do it. The opposite of that is Eddie. Eddie's the opposite. Eddie's the most opposite of that of anybody I've ever met.

I love talking to people. Eddie never leaves people. I think they got to be like, dude, when you're going to go? And Eddie's like, nope, I got more to say. How about that weather? But I don't like talking like serious stuff. No, no, you're the king of small talk. Man, small talk's my favorite with people.

It's amazing. Yeah. Eddie can walk up, talk about 11 things that don't matter or worth a crap. But everybody's like, I sure did like that guy. My kids are always like, dad, enough. Erica, thank you for your car. I really appreciate that. Yes, have a good day.

All. Love the show. Thank you very much. See you later. I want to knock out a voicemail here. Give me voicemail number one. I have not laughed so hard and so long between lunchbox and the skydiving waddling thing last week. And then today's lunchbox at the football game and talking to the kids in the bathroom.

And oh my gosh, you guys, I am laughing until I am crying. And this is the second time in two weeks. Keep it up. The dog. Thank you. After we finished this segment about the skydiving, I had guilt because the whole thing, the whole thing started with tragedy. Yeah. The story was sad. Yes. And I thought, because I laughed so hard the fact that Lunchbox thought he was strapped to his person before they even got on the plane. And then Eddie's like, what do you guys

tied together waddling? I was laughing so hard at that that I didn't want people to think that in any way we were laughing at the tragedy. The tragedy is what spurned the rest of the story and the laughing. So I did think, I never think about what I, if I think about everything I say on this show every day, I'll drive myself crazy. So usually say some crap, I'll hit up my case and be like, hey, is what I said racist or is what I said sexist or is what I said, because I don't, I just do it and he'll give me the feedback. And then I go, okay, cool, let's, let's, let's, let's, rock it. And I don't think about anything because I can't because I got other stuff to do, like other content to create. I couldn't stop thinking about the guilt I had at that, but then

I just kept laughing at the fact that he thought he was strapped to his person walking to the plane. I mean, the visual was great. There's no way he was. There's no way. The visual of both of them walking looks like. All right, we're going to go left foot first. Ready? Oh, my God.

Again, it was like three-legged race and field day in like fifth grade. Yeah, front to back. Like wean or to butt. Yeah, like junior high a couple. That's how kids used to walk at my junior high. That was funny. That was so funny. But just know, I did think about that

because I didn't want anyone to interpret that as we were laughing at the actual tragedy. Although there were parts where Amy would come up with a new theory out of nowhere. Make up these theories. And we had no idea. We'd be moved on and she'd be like, have you thought about it?

I'm trying to figure it out. I know. I know. And what was the other funny thing? Oh, the bathroom. The fact that he was in the bathroom with a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was funny.

I don't know why that stuck out. Well, no, it was a public bathroom. Yeah, it was a public bathroom. I know it was just that you're in there talking to kids. But it was my son. I know, but the whole point was it was just, we made the joke of it was just him talking to kids. And that's where it started. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I know. I thought the funnier part was Amy and her dude making out at the football game like high school kids. But, I mean, maybe I'm crazy. That was also funny. That was funny. But she even said the kid in the bathroom in this clip, which I think was funny too, because we totally shifted the narrative, which we have the tendency to do. The way Amy's son ran to Amy and said, I saw lunchbox in the bathroom. There was a man in the bathroom that came up and was talking to me.

like, hey, what's your name? Yeah. Do you come here often? At a random football game. No, that was at the spaghetti dinner. Oh, spaghetti dinner. Yeah, I was at the dinner. That was before the football game.

Later, he appeared at the football game, and I'm like, what in the world? Yeah. He's following him. He didn't know it was Stevenson. But I mean, that is my worry. Where are you going next? That is my worry. Like, when I'm in the airport and I do knock on the stall next to me, I'm always like, man, what if that's a kid?

Well, just look under. Yeah. No, no. No, no. I think he's saying look at the size of the shoes, dude. Don't like put your whole head under. Yeah, like zip up ruse that are size five. You can tell.

You know, like Velcro. Yeah, I got, I. You understood what I was saying. I understood what you were saying. Okay. That was a little weird. Thank you for all the calls. You can leave us voicemail.

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