The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (03-15-22)

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

Bobby starts by revealing how he feels like he popped a lung working out. He says that his wife thinks he is going too hard doing so. We also talk about Matthew McConaughey's hair regrowth secret. Amy gets her DraftKings setup and Bobby gives her advice on March Madness. Amy also reveals that she wants to go back to school. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And I know it's not that serious, but I was working out yesterday. I was pushing a sled where, you know, you know, I push a sled? Have you seen those? Yeah, I've done it. And it's really extremely intense. There's probably 230 pounds on it. I haven't done it like that. I'm doing sprints with it.

And granted, I hadn't worked out in a few days, been traveling a lot, but I felt something go, kind of like, like, like that. And I was like, oh, I couldn't breathe. And I was like, and I just kept working out. And just from there, it just hurt me all night, even like breathing. And I keep coughing. So this is probably the last show I'll ever do. Oh, no.

Yeah, it's scary. You probably pulled a muscle that's in that area. I popped along. That's probably rib right in it. Oh, like punctured along. I've heard of that. Lapsed lung. Yeah, but you're here now and you're breathing and stuff.

So enjoy them while we have them? I think it's a pulled muscle. Yeah, kind of take it. Take it and appreciate it. And then every time you breathe, it hurts because it's your chest. Yeah, I don't know what happened, but it's been bothering me all day. And then even talking, there have been times where I've been like having to take breaths while doing the show today. That's weird.

Yeah, but you know what? I'll get through it. Hey, another day in the coal mine, if you ask me. You think maybe you're working out too hard? Yeah. Okay. Well, that's what my wife says. She's like, what are you trying to do?

Being in the combine? Yeah, like you're pushing a 200-pound sled. Like, why? Yeah, she's like, you're not killing yourself. You're sore every day. Why? Are you trying to be a professional athlete? And she'll come out and I'll have the robes.

I can totally see her in that. But I only know one way. And if I'm going to dedicate an hour to it, I like to go hard in that hour, as hard as I possibly can. Or I feel like it's wasted space. or there's some of the space that I could have taken advantage of getting more done, but I do go hard. And I'm not saying that as a bragging way,

but I think sometimes I go so hard that I don't know that it's going to hurt me worse than it's going to help me. Right? It's not always smart to just keep going. So if you're sick and you just keep coming to work, you never actually get better and you hurt the whole team because you never get better. You get them. Same thing with injuries. So anyway, I probably got three ribs poked.

lung and a kidney, both different organs. So I think like five of my organs are punctured right now. Probably. Is that possible? Yeah. You were in a car accident. Okay. Like working out, it's possible.

Matthew McConaughey, 52 reveals he's been using special topical ointment to stimulate hair growth for 20 years after signs of balding decades back. He revealed he's using a topical treatment called Regenix after he began losing his hair in the 90s. A lot of people were saying he had a hair procedure. I still believe he had a hair procedure. He says no way. He said he even had a doctor confirmed, no hair transplant. I have no reason to think otherwise.

But I think a lot of rich people have hair transplants, and then they're just like, oh, I use ointment or something. And maybe I'm just taking out what I think everybody else is doing on him, and he probably did an ointment. But if there was an ointment that was so good, wouldn't other people have it? Eddie, Ray, who's both been dealing with this? But he doesn't look like great.

He still looks like he's lost hair. No, it's grown, it's thicker. What he's saying, I think the problem is, Bobby, is that he's like, I've had to be committed to this regimen for 20 years to see the results. Like, people aren't just going to start using it, and then six months from now have results. Like, he's been consistent for 20 years. He said every single day for 20 years.

I guess I'd like to see his hair and the progress. Did all of a sudden, it just show up? Yeah, doubtful. With a bunch of hair. Doubtful. Green light. But someone told me to take Biotin one time, and I did. And it's supposed to just grow your hair.

But the problem is it was growing hair everywhere. Like my arm hairs were like doubling in growth and everything. So I don't want hair everywhere. I just want it on my head. Yeah. So you stop taking biote? Yes, immediately. Ray, you've been doing like laser treatments, huh?

Yeah, that. And I just ordered the Regenics that Matthew McConaughey did. So when you're like 50, we'll check the results. Give you guys an update. All right. Mike D. Write the date down. Circle back.

He's probably telling the truth, but I just don't believe anybody. Rich, famous. Yeah, because if you have the resources, why not? And then, okay, a doctor told me, okay, you can get your buddy who's a doctor to be like, oh, that's that hard to do. If you're rich and famous and connected, you know,

I have no idea what he's done. I have no intel at all. And I think I'm taking out every other male celebrity that's done it on him, but I stand by it. A car crash happens right behind a reporter. who was doing a story on hit and run car crashes. Oh. Here's a clip.

You see Hoover Street here. Officials say it's one of the most dangerous streets in all of Los Angeles. And now... A TV reporter in Los Angeles, KTLA, was at the scene of a recent hit and run accident when another hit and run crash happened right behind him. So he's doing a story about a hit and run

and then a hit and run happens. You know the guy who was doing the hit and run that second one? Had no idea as luck was the worst. No. First of all, wreck. But secondly, he's on camera doing a hit and run. Where everybody gets away with hit and run?

That's why they're doing the story. But the reporter said they called 911 help the victims. Officers at the scene told the reporter they suspect the driver drove off was in a previous crime and it was getting away. Oh, wow. They took a license plate that fell off during the collision. That'll get you. Most famous license plates that ever fallen off is? The Oklahoma City bombing.

Oh, that one. Yep, good call. Explosion blew the license. On the van. Yeah, I didn't know. Drove off. Crazy. Isn't that one of the worst sounds ever?

The car crash? Like, isn't that just the worst? Yeah, awful. The worst. Let's see, Amy, your drag king. Did you get it set up? Yep. Do you get your money? Let's go. Yeah, I have a, I put a, like you said, $100.

I haven't done anything with it yet because you're my coach. Okay. Well, first of all, let me say, when you bet, you're betting not to win for entertainment. Excuse me? What do you mean? What do you mean by that? Yes, I'm aware. I'm doing this for fun.

You're not betting so you can pay a bill. Oh, got it. Yes. It's pure entertainment. Sports gambling needs to be at a level where it's just entertainment, where it doesn't ruin your day financially if you lose. It can ruin your day

if you're like, dang, I really wanted that team to win but it can't ruin your day because you can't pay a bill and don't do it. Ruinning your life. Yes. So Amy, I'm going to give you

a couple bets here. Give me to show you how to do it. No, let her learn. I forgot my password, but don't worry, I saved it. No, no, no, I saved it and now I'm... Stop.

I know. I forgot it, but again, like I said, I saved it with my code and it just popped up and it's so funny. Don't give people hints what your password is, even that it's funny. Now we know it's funny, and what else? It's,

it manifests. Yeah. Okay, ready? Okay, so pull up your app. Do you have basketball, college basketball? Yep, college basketball. Okay, so, um, see where it says search for a matchup or team on top? Yep. Type in ARK. A RK. Okay. Arkansas versus Vermont. Correct. Now, what do you see the spread is? And I'll explain to you what a spread is. Um, Vermont is plus. plus 5, negative 15, and Arkansas is negative 5, negative 105. Okay, just look at the plus and the minus on like the points, okay? Okay. So what a spread is, and a lot of people can learn here, like when you see...

Can I teach it? I think I know. All right, wow. The student just stood up and told the teacher's going to teach. I'm happy. Okay, the spread is, okay, no matter what the score is, Vermont is plus 5, and Arkansas has a, it's like leeway of negative 5. It's like a buffer. So negative five is the buffer is what you're saying?

It's either plus five, negative five of what the actual score ends up being. And you'll still win as long as you're in that window. You're on the path. You're just not explaining it. When the game ends. Uh-huh. Yeah. Score, final score.

There are two final scores and then plus five minus five Arkansas. That is exactly what I said. You start yelling buffer. It gives you a buffer. That's what it is. But it's not. Yeah, it's a buffer in your bet. One of the most bet games period has been this Arkansas-Vermont game.

Okay. And all's college basketball betting. And most people taking Vermont plus five points at the end of the game. So when the game ends, they take Vermont plus five. That doesn't mean Vermont has to win. It means they have to be within five. Amy, bet Arkansas minus five. Push the button.

This is minus five. And that's not a buffer. Arkansas has to win by five. They have to win by five. So, but then it says when I pressed that, it gave me my bet slip. Okay, yep, you're in a good. And it says negative 105 over on the... Don't worry about that.

Don't worry about that. All you need to do now is... One. Type in $10. 10, and then push. Inner wager amount. Green. Place bet.

$10. Okay. Push it. Yeah. Okay, you good there? My receipt. Bet placed Arkansas. Negative 5.

Minas 5. Wager amount. $10. Okay, whatever. $10. To make what, like $17 or $18? Where does it say that? It'll probably be 18 and, yeah, 19.

Yeah, it says I can share. You want me to share it with you? No, no, no. Just tell me what it says. How much to say you're going to make if you went? Where does it say that? Total payout? Yeah.

Oh, $19.52. Great. Love it. Okay, so now I go to the search. Okay. And type in T-E-N. T-E-N. Okay.

Tennessee versus Longwood? Yeah. Ooh, okay. So you're going to take Tennessee minus 17 and a half. Okay. So that means at the end of the game, Tennessee's got to win about 18 points, Amy. That's a lot.

It's a lot. Take $10 and put it there. Okay. Tennessee negative 17 and a half, put another 10 there. All right, 10. I'll get faster at this as we go. I just am being careful because... Can't get any slower, so I love it.

No, slippery fingers. I don't want to bet more than 10. I hear you. Okay, so place bet. My payout here's going to be $20. It's even. Good? Yeah, I'm keeping my receipts, by the way.

It gives you the option. And I'm going to give you one more. Okay. Is it your three that we're starting with? Okay. Ready? Mm-hmm. Type in A-U-B.

For Auburn. Okay. Now, they're going to be very angry because they got bounced really early in the SEC tournament. So they're going to take it out on Jacksonville State. Okay. That's a good theory. Minus 15 and a half. Take that.

They have to win by 16 points. So I click minus 15 and a half. Wow, Auburn's number two. Okay. When do they all play? Okay. much? 10 bucks.

Auburn plays Friday, 1140. 10? Oh, I hope they win for my birthday. Mm-hmm. Go. What did I do wrong? Uh-oh. Oh, boy.

Oh, it's yellow. It says, check your bet history. Okay, so maybe I, I didn't do anything wrong. It's just action required. I probably, oh, I have to select. And then go 10. Mm-hmm. Okay, so my pay, so I'm just confirming with you.

Auburn minus 15 and 0.5. Mm-hmm. $10. We're good. All right, you bet three favorites there. Okay. You need big wins from all three of those schools. Let me look at my bets.

Okay. Ooh, that's fun. You go to my bets and it, they're all right there. That's true. It's how it works. So then I can watch my bets. I have more to bet with. Let's go.

Oh, whoa, whoa. Relax. The gambling number on there. That 1-800 number on top. Remember lunchbox is going, 1-800-Hopney? And it's 1-800-Hope New York. No, Hope penny.

Hope penny. Hope penny. Hope Penny. Hope any. Hope any. Hope any. Oh, my gosh. Amy, congratulations.

You're now hooked. Yeah, don't bet any more. Don't bet anymore. You need more in case you lose those three. Regardless, by the time the tournament's over, we're going to have you more than $100 bucks in that account. Who knows you may lose the first three. Yeah.

But that's okay. But then you have 70 to go. Then we're going to double up to catch up. Oh, boy. It's called chasing. That doesn't sound like entertainment now. It's called chasing. then go the wrong way real fast.

You're addicted. Okay. Okay, okay. All right, so there you go. Those are your first three bets. Are you excited about it? Yeah, I'm pretty pumped. It's easy.

Are you going to watch all the games? Maybe the one she bet on. She'll watch the score. Well, she's, her birthday's Friday. I'm not watching, just text me. I'm not watching the game. Well, you can look it out on your own phone. I don't need to do.

Well, you look up a score. You just go to. Y'all text about your bets. It's exciting. Like, now I can't be a part of it. Do you even have the ESPN app? No. Even in that.

Why would I have the ESPN app? It'll even tell your score is in that app. Okay. And the drag kings? I'll text you. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Just. I'll text you. Yeah. You know our bets, coach. I feel bad for states that don't have fun. I don't get with it. Yeah. This is fun.

And nobody losing anything. Amy wants to go back to school. What? Maybe. Thinking about it. Amy's birthday's coming up. In the last few weeks, she said she wants to have a baby. And now she wants to go back to school.

Well, I've been carrying my cat like a baby, and I've always wanted a baby. And so you said you wanted a baby. I never got to have that. So there's a nurturing inside of me that would like to hold a baby. You told us you wanted a baby. I do. But how that comes about, I don't know. Well, what do you mean?

Still one? You can volunteer. You can foster. There's other things where you can get babies. Are you trying to search out youthfulness again? It feels like. Why? Because I want to go back to school?

You want to go back to school? You want to go live in the dorms and stuff? No, I don't want to live in the dorms. I would be... You want to get your driver's license again? Test? Oh, gosh. I probably should.

I just... I don't know. I feel like maybe my brain has the capacity for it now. And I didn't get to really study things in college that I was passionate about and interested in because I didn't know really what I wanted to do. So I took a lot of generic. I thought I knew, but then I ended up getting out of that major because I hated it. So then I was just kind of like, well, what do I need to do to graduate?

And now... What do you want to do now, though? Like what about school? What specifically? Like sociology, psychology. Like I don't want to be a therapist by any means or get like licensed in any way. But that would take a lot of school. But I feel like those are things that I'm passionate about and interested in. And I feel like I just want to learn more about why we are, how we are.

And I would get a lot out of taking a college course, I think. So I don't know if I could just take a class here and there. You can. Yeah. Like at Vandy? Do you have to get accepted for that? That's what I was wondering. If you just want to sign up for a three-hour credit.

Well, you could just show up. Yeah. If you know when and where. Wow. I mean... I mean, they can't kick you out, right? Yes, they can. Yeah, because I don't pay too much.

Who is that lady? But who's really... If it's a big room, they're not going to notice. You can just go and do some free learning. But... No, I mean, I want the homework. I want to get tested. I want a grade. What?

Like, I want the book. Like, I want to learn. So, like, also, too, now that I've been working on, I think a lot of it, why I say capacity is my ADHD. I had that all through school, and school was very difficult for me. And now I feel like I have this opportunity where I could learn and actually retain it. And that is exciting to me. And trust me, this is a weird place for me to be, too, because school was never exciting for me because it was so hard. And your kids are now a little older, too, where you don't.

They're not six. They're not nine. Yeah. You know, your daughter's 15. She can go chill. Yeah. Go to the mall. Yeah, I'm not talking.

Do you have time for this? Well, I'm not talking like a full semester. But if I take... Oh, you're not? Wait, no, you have to take a... Wait, that's a class. And then you got to join intermurals. No, back to back up. I am talking completing what, but a three-hour class or taking six hours a semester,

that, yes, is doable. I can carve out the time for that because I'm passionate about it. And I want to learn and, grow, so I'll figure that out. But I can't take like a full load. You know, like what was- like, Bobby, I'm sure you took like, what did you take semesters like 16 something plus hours? I took 20. Yeah, 20. Okay, see? I know, but like I took 20. What is wrong with you? Like, how did you even? Full eight hours? 12. 12. And that's what I did. Except for that one semester. 20? What was 15 to me in my heart? See, I just said 16 and you looked to me like I was

crazy. No, I didn't. But no, no, no. I'm saying that's what when someone said they're taking a full I ended up here 15. Okay. But I took more than two or three times. I took 20 hours a semester. Wow. Right. So that's not, I'm just being clear.

I'm not referring to that. I'm not going to be a full-time student. I am like, hey, I could sign up for a three-hour course this semester and a three-hour course next. And then the hours will add up. And the next thing you know, you're Dr. Amy. Could you imagine? No, not six hours at a time. It'll take you 30 years.

Well, I, well, maybe take summer school. I don't know. Okay, 22 years. What if I got a message? You can, but you have to, you gotta go though. I know. What if? What if I grew wings in my way, too?

Then you gotta write one of those things, a big book. That's it. How you ain't doing that? Why? Oh boy. Don't tell me that I can't do something because that's when it'll send me straight to do it. Okay, you can't do it. You can't do it.

Okay, now I'll just say, I need to really not. Wagers. Odds on draft king. Which happens first. The fish dies. Oh, y'all is not doing so. What? What?

Last night, I was worried. I need to clean the time. tank and no, no, boy, no. Yes, clean the tank. Wait, what happened? Well, because my daughter, she hasn't been there. You saw the fish and? Saw the fish, and we were all out of town.

And I don't even know, we had a dog sitter, but I don't know that anybody said, feed the fish. So. Clean the tank. Oh, my God. Last night. No, feed the fish first. Last night, I was like, what light is on in Stashear's room?

Because nobody had been upstairs. So that's the only thing that lured me into a room was the light, and it was the to the fish tank. And that's when I was like, oh, the fish. Gasping for air. Gasping for food. I couldn't overfeed it because it'll eat it all. So I had to just put two little dried worms in there and hope for the best.

I don't know. Wow. The fish eats worms? Fish is on its last fin. They eat teeny tiny little dried up. She puts a worm on the hook. And it's like, I know this is what I know. Oh, no.

But, yeah, it's, I'm. Come on, Amy. I will. That at fish is. Let's see. We'll see if it survives spring break, you know? That's what it's all. I don't want it to die, but if it does, I make the money.

You do? And then after the year mark, I make the money? Then I, maybe, yeah, one of you guys do. I'm at the year. I know that. One of you guys do. Okay, so, yeah, I'll either finish school or the fish will die, which... Oh, the fish is going to die for first.

Or start school. Let's do make it that. The fish is still die. Okay. You don't think I'm really going to start. No. No, I don't even. You have a new hobby.

This is not a hobby. Not even a full hobby. You have a new idea for something for you every week. That's not true. That's not true. By the way, we talked about Amy. We'll just make this about Amy because I like, this is some funny stuff. But her brakes were messed up in her car.

She had to go get them. Remember, we talked about this, right? She's like, I may be riding my brake a little too much. Oh, that's right. I remember this. So she took a test on her phone that's like a driving test that tells you if you can get your insurance and need cheaper. How do you think that works? You just let your phone down and it just judges about how you're driving?

Like speed limit? Yeah. So it's the state farm drive safe and safe. Okay. So. And so look, like here it is like it maps where you drive. How fast you're going. Overall, it has acceleration, braking, cornering, speeding, and phone distraction. So 100% a day you get your insurance lowered.

Cool. Amy, what did you get? Well? No, not Walt. Just Amy? Walt. What did you get? 63%.

Oh my gosh, Amy. I feel like this thing. It's a trick. It's just them spying on you. No, because if you get a really good score, you get a discount on your insurance. They don't give anybody a discount. They just want to know, okay, who are we insuring? No, this is why I was hopeful for, but it's 63%.

And you drive about like a 63%? Did they break it down? Like, how, what are you bad at? Breaking. It said it in the app. Breaking. Yeah. I told you all that's why I had to get, well, I didn't know for sure, but now this confirms that I struggle with the break.

I bet you break too late. I probably got new breaks. Well, yeah, I would think that's the case. She just slams them real quick. Where I ride, I ride my break. But that's safe if you ride your brake. I don't know what ride your brake means. Always on it.

You're always on it. I don't think Amy ever has her foot on the brake except for the last two seconds. Yes, that's it. Her break is always a reaction. Oh, crap. She only breaks whenever it's thrust upon her to break. Oh, God. Red light, oh God.

Here's something about Scooby Steve as we're kind of breaking down some personal lives here. I did not know this What I do know about Scoobo Steve is he loves shoes And so he always has a guy cool shoes on Scoob Steve's a shoe guy like myself What I did not know is that when he buys a pair of shoes He always buys two pair of shoes Which is ridiculous

Eddie and Lunchbox both knew this Oh we both yes I did not Scoobut why do you buy two pair of shoes So initially it was the old Rockham and Stockham You buy a pair you wear them And you have another pair you hold on to And wear at some point in time But then when I had my son

I then started buying I definitely religiously made sure to buy him every single time because when he gets older, the whole plan is that he can wear those shoes when he gets to be however oldy is when he gets size 13. But you have a massive foot and he may never get that big. Why not get him like a six? Because at some point you know he's going to wear six. Yes, for sure.

Well, I do have some of that are of that size when he gets to be elementary school, but the ones that are really cool and really valuable and the ones that I feel like will be, give him some clout later in life. I buy size 13 he can wear when he's more mature to wear them. Why not like an 11, though? Like the most common shoe size. Well, I buy him size. I'm hoping it gets to be size 13.

So you're just hoping it gets to be big. It gets to be a big kid, yeah, yeah. And also, retro shoes may not be cool then. No, but these shoes that he's investing in, I think are. No, he thinks he are. His son may not be into shoes and be like, Dad, I don't want those. I just want plain black shoes.

Well, then I'll sell them and then he can use that for money to college. So they're an investment regardless. He wears them on his feet or if he sells them. That's thoughtful. I like it. That is a waste of money. Hater. What's the clout?

What's the waste of money? Hold on a second. What's the waste of money? Putting money in the air and burning it to play the lottery. $100 a week. That's a four. That's a five point scuba and game over. Oh really? How much have you made on those shoes so far? Yeah, because he hasn't sold them yet.

But he still has what he's put into it. What do you have as to what you've put into the lottery? Hope, yeah, that's right. Hope, yeah. He got a lot of hope. No, he has a lot of hope in those shoes. People may not buy it. I know for sure.

He could sell them right now. Yeah. Okay, do it. No, he's not doing it because you said do it. It's a long term. You know it's funny, a rat could get in there and eat those shoes. He has no idea what's going to happen. A rat, get it in your shoes.

Wow, interesting. I have them all wrapped in cellophane anyways. They're all taken care of it. I mean, you are a psycho. The point about lunchbox in the lottery. How is that psychotic? I think it's psychotic that he buys them at size 13. Well, okay, but whatever.

Because a kid may never grow to 13. He definitely will. He's going to be a big boy. He's already the 99.9.9% of tile for height. And I do think these shoes will make money, or at least retain their value. or if not almost retain their values. So there's still something there. It's an investment like anything else is.

Where lunchbox has played the lottery, there is no investment. I mean, those shoes are going to be so, I mean, they may not have to be cool in 20 years, and the shoes are going to be so much better than that he's going to be like, I'm not going to wear those uncomfortable pieces of crap. They're pretty comfortable, actually. You can sell them. Yeah, exactly. He can either sell them.

And I've even sold used shoes from more than what I paid for them initially because they are so valuable. So I think you're completely wrong. You have no idea you're talking about. Okay. All right. Let me know when you sell those shoes, not what you made. You play the lottery. You have no money at all. He still has shoes he could sell right now. Yeah. I'd like to see him sell a pair for more than he's paid for him. I could deal with any of them. Even if he sells them for what he paid for them, he still has more money than you have because of the lottery ticket that's used and is a loser.

Yeah, you can't sell a loss. Don't call me a loser. No, he said the ticket was a loser. Oh. I think he called you a loser, too. I think he did, maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. Who would win in a charity boxing match between you two? I would win for sure.

100% Yeah, I put money on me knowing I would win But that would be illegal It came down on yourself So you've just been disqualified Oh shoot But you think

Because lunchbox is probably in better shape Than you are He's a much better shape But I have more weight And I have more pack in my punch Yeah Knockout first round About two punches

He'd be out of gas I somewhat agree with lunchbox That I think Scoobo would be out of gas quickly It's could scuba's Could I avoid him for the first round? Could scuba strength quickly put lunchbox down?

I don't know that I wouldn't take lunchbox. But I also know that if we're going to be doing this, I would get in shape and I'd definitely kick your butt. Well, bring in the ring. We're doing it right now. Who would you? Just hypothetical situation, not happening. Scoob is Steve or lunchbox.

Draft King says, we got it up here. It's even money. It's P.K. What they say, which is a pickle, which means even odds. Who would you bet? Scuba. Because of his strength. Yes.

A few little knocky knocks. And, I mean, lunchbox is fast and he runs. so he has the endurance, but... He runs away, yeah, good call. You can't... You can't... You can't... Yeah, it's not... It's not...

Just, to me, it's not even a question. Morgan, what do you think? I feel like with lunchbox's conditioning, he could win. I think so, too. Wow. I almost feel bad fighting lunchbox. Don't. Don't. I think that lunchbox...

I don't think lunchbox would knock him out, but I think scuba would be so gas. Scuba, do you... These people are acting like, you don't run or walk or do anything. He doesn't. I haven't done it in a carrio. I haven't done it in a carthew. It's like a year and a half. It's like picking up my kids. Oh, you play basketball at the house a little bit.

Yeah, I have. That's probably a while ago, yeah. That was the last cardio we did. That's pre-pandemic. Yeah. So I go lunchbox, Morgan goes lunchbox. Eddie? 100% is scuba. And I'm predicting first round knockout. He would have to. Yes. He would have to. Because even, like you said, run around him after the first round. What are we doing? Three rounds of three minutes.

So even if there was no knockout. out in the first round. Lunchbox wouldn't have the strength to do any damage to Scooba later. He'd be gassed, but I think the fight would be over a first round. Scooba wins. Ray? Yeah, I don't even think it's a question. Lunch wouldn't even get a punch in. So, I mean, it's obviously scuba. I don't care if he's gas. Lunch can't throw a punch. You mean in general?

Yeah, to get boxing points, you have to throw punches. Why do you say he can't throw a punch? He can't. No, no, I know you're saying he can't touch his shoulders. He's like he has a shoulder issues. Watch. Watch. Do this. look there you go

that's the punch right there I agree with you guys he would be bouncing around he'd be all over the place like Mayweather lunchbox do this oh Evercut Show us a hook Double hook

I've never seen that one work though The two at the same time A video game My nice punchout does All right $500 prize money That'd be great What lunchbox is

I can't do it My wife won't let me. Eddie, have I ever said my wife won't let me do anything? You're the one that's scared to say. Will you fight? Yeah, I'll fight. Oh, bones, come on. I think he would win, though.

Well, then let's go. That's even better. You want the, you want the... I like the way Eddie says, oh, your wife won't you do it. My wife doesn't have a say on what I do. Oh, wow. Wow.

You heard him. Would your wife let you fight? Yeah. She would? Yeah. Who would win between you two knuckleheads? Me. Lunchbox.

But you pick scuba in the first one? Yes. So your ranking is Scuba Lunchbox Eddie. Yes. Okay. Wow. What's yours? Bones, you know.

Be honest. You know. Be honest, Bobby. What does that mean, Amy? Lunchbox. Really? That's what that means. You guys, I'm scrappy.

Don't forget. You're not, though. I'm just not even featuring you being scrappy. Lunchbox is one that's scrappy. Yeah. You ever been to McCallon, Texas? Yes. So I grew up, man.

Okay. What? How? I liked it there. It was nice. What did you do? How many fights have you been in? You had to survive down there.

Okay. Against who? People. Who, though? Who did you fight? People that wanted to beat me up. Okay. Okay.

Morgan, who would win, Eddie, on lunchbox? Lunchbox. Eddie, I think everybody picks it. Fine. I'd be the underdog. You know what? The underdog wins all the time. No, not mostly they don't.

That's why the underdog. Most times the underdog doesn't win. That's a really good deal when they do. Watch me. Well, that's interesting. Maybe one day. Although we're going to be too old. We're going to be 50 years old.

Yeah, I know, I know. What would the purse need to be for you to actually do it? The winner would get blank. That's a good question. Thousand is good. Did you do it for a thousand? I don't know. Pretty valuable.

You got to think about it? Scoobo, what you do it for? I would need part of the pay-per-view ticket. It's almost tough for me to do morally because I just, afterwards it would be hard coming into work. When what? When he's been knocked out. I guess either or scenario of I lose or he loses, it is challenging.

What if it's for charity? Okay. Right? So the winner gets $1,000 and $1,000 goes to the charity. Oh, we're wearing headgear, right? I'm getting more than the charity. Like, I mean, I'm not doing even splits here. Like, the charity can get a little piece, but.

Why? Because they didn't do anything? Right. I mean, I'm the one that. Walked them right into that. Okay. All right? They don't do anything.

And it's a real sport. It'd be like, you'd play basketball against each other. Dummy. And I'd do it for $1,000. Yeah. And then figure out the consequences later. I think lunchbox would beat both of you, but I think it's good. I know.

I just think he has, if he just... What have you seen that makes you think this? One, he's gritty. And two, if he just got through the first half of the first round, I just don't think either one of you would be able to do anything against him. Not that he's some knockout force, but it doesn't need to be. Once you're gassed, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, You can function none.

So I do think I'd take a lunchbox in this hypothetical situation. I think it goes, lunchbox, a very close second scuba Steve, who does have knockout power punch. And I think if you caught him right, you could put him on his butt early. And then...

I mean... Amy and Eddie. No. Come on. Oh, Amy than Eddie. I think Eddie's going to hate this, but like Morgan number two totally would win. I think Morgan number two...

Should probably be both of them. Probably... Yeah, I agree with that. beat both of those. I agree with that. I think Scoobis Steve's too big. It'd be hard for her because she's just such a small person. But I think Morgan could actually, because she has the cardio and she's stronger than both of them. And she's been training. She does boxing class. Yeah. That's... Boxing class isn't really kind of. He's still punching a bag. I know. Oh yeah. She was trying to do that. Are you ever

going to do that? Yeah. I mean, I was all in this year and then they moved it to a Thursday. I was like, I can't go work until like five and then just go beat up somebody. We'll give you the day off if you ever want to do it. Yeah. But so, Hopefully next year that's the plan. Okay, well, I think we're done here. We planted the seed. Bobby Lunchbox. You know what?

I'm going to go with lunchbox. Amy, Bobby Lunchbox. Bobby. I'm going to go with Lunchbox. Scova, Bobby Lunchbox. I think just because he picked Lunchbox, I'm going to go lunchbox. I'm going to go lunchbox. Okay, guys.

Yeah. Lunchbox is scrappy. Bobby, stop. You know that it's lunchbox. Lunchbox, Bobby or you? Oh, probably me. Yeah. See, there you go.

I agree with them. I don't love that. Guys got it on. Okay, Bobby and Eddie. Oh, I'd kill him. Oh, I'd kill him. I mean, it would take one second. It'd be over.

Can I kick him in the nuts? Yeah. Can you open to a big gallon Texas? Get the rules. All right, we're done. Thank you guys. Have a great day. We'll see tomorrow.

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