The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (03-29-22)

Episode Date: March 29, 2022

Bobby is having trouble keeping his calendar in line while he’s in the process of switching phone numbers. We talk about her first job ever where a company paid us and first professional jobs. Bobby talks about how people don’t recognize him without glasses. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Google calendars for the past few months because my iPhone calendar doesn't work. It's awful. I mean, so I got a new cell phone and a new number, and now I'm trying to move back to Apple calendars. and this has been something in my life heavy that has been bothersome

that I can't wait to correct that nobody else gives a crap about like does anyone use G calendar no no I have started to you do back yeah oh awful you can't even look out on your computer unless you log into something so I'm switching phones

I have a new phone number and only two people have it so far Mike has it and I sent Mike a text so you didn't know who it was Eddie has it and I asked Eddie if he wanted to go hang out and he never responded and I was like, hey buddy, why aren't you respond? And he was like, I don't know who this is. I did one of those things where you like start like searching the number and like I don't

know this person. I've never sent this person to text in my life. Well, I have a lot of weird texts and calls from people who just have found my number in places over the years. So I'm just transitioning to a new number. And I don't think what I don't think I knew I texted you guys from the new number. So I just sent a message out and kept way never a response. I never got anything back.

But the new phone I have, is also much smaller than this one. This one is, I think, a pro, max or something. It's the biggest because I don't see well. The other one is like half its size. And I guess I didn't know the difference when I got it. And so now I squint and I had to blow up the font on it. So now we went from like smaller phones to bigger phones

and now we're back to small again. I could have got a bigger one, but I didn't know what to call it when they gave it to me. My other phone wasn't with me. I just thought it was big. So now I have this smaller phone. It's a whole situation. I'm just trying to figure out my phone life.

I've got two phones. If you don't use it, it stays charged. Fun fact. Oh, that's cool. For like four days, this phone is set, unused, and uncharged, and it just sits there with all the juice. That's really cool. So, but now I've got to move apps.

So I've got to do the whole thing. Of my contacts, I know, like, 3% of the people that are in my contacts. If I've had the same number of 15 years. And so I've started over, and I have two contacts so far. Eddie and Mike. All right. We'll come in the rest of you guys sometime soon. Don't worry.

Don't feel left out. And your wife, right? You got her in there? Or is she third? He hasn't done her yet. He'll get there. I will get there. Yeah.

I know hers because it says Muskogee, Oklahoma on it. Okay. So it's the only one that says Muskogee. But I haven't added any numbers or anything yet. But that's, I'm moving over to the new phone. It's a little stressful because people are going to reach out and be like, hey, can't get a hold of you. And I'm going to say, oh, I got any number. They're going to say, what is it?

And I'm saying, no, that's why I got a number so you can't get a hold of me. Make them feel awkward. Yes. So that's what's happening right now. And I got two plug-ins. it's just too much to hand and eventually

I'm going to get rid of this number so this version of me look at me take me in I'm looking at you it's going away it's a new me

real soon smaller phone and an area code I don't recognize never had seen this area code before have you guys oh you got a new

oh no I had no idea what that was yeah they were like here's your number and they gave me this area code and I was like I never heard of that

what town is this they're like well it's here now never heard of it I don't even want to say what it is how do people I almost don't want to say it

because people are going to find it Yeah Can you find anyone's number on the internet Morgan? Only if it's tied to things If you use it on like online shopping Then it can start being sold To like third party places so

But how does someone Google And find for example Eddie's cell phone number? Well challenge people Yeah yeah yeah let's not do that I'm not but I'm asking for anyone How do people find How come my can't just

go Justin Bieber, Google and find a cell phone number. Well, because public record goes out online too. So, like, if you bought a house, if you bought something, your information's there, and these places will take it and sell it to these online spaces that then somebody can in turn pay them $10 to give you all that information. What about the places where they're like, oh, you want a full background check? And they give you like a third of it. They block it out. It's like those.

If you want the rest of it, $299. You ever bought that? No, but I've been real close. A couple of times. I've been real close. Yeah. What's up, Morgan? No, it's like that.

It's that same website that you're talking about. People will pay for that to get those numbers. Why would someone pay for that unless they're doing a background check for work? Creepy? Yeah. Unless you're doing a background check, it's got to be creepy, right? Yeah. Or just if they're looking into somebody and they can't find any information,

they're like there's got to be something on this person. That's probably why. But, like, there's also things, too, if you've never scrubbed your stuff from the internet, like mine was sitting on a resume. from 10 years ago, my phone number was on it. And I had no idea it was still on the internet somewhere. So the resume was on the internet. And your phone number was on it. Interesting. So, but you had to do like a deep Google search to find that because I had thought I scrubbed it. So like unless you like really do a deep scrub of yourself on the internet, it's going to be there somewhere. What job were you trying to get?

I think that was when I got my initial job at I heart in Wichita. Was that resume. Coming from what? From college. So like brand new resume. may have my face on it so like people know it's me and yeah i look very young what was your first ever job where you got a paycheck from a company because i mowed yards and rake leaves and hustled when i was young young but your first ever job where a company paid you amy hostess lone star cafe and was it awesome or was it miserable i mean it was pretty miserable not gonna lie but i was excited my friend got a job there first it was my like a summer job because of course i babysat and different things, but that wasn't an official paycheck. But I mean, that's when I worked hours and then

taxes started coming out and you get the actual paper check and you go deposit it. I mean, that part was kind of fun, but then you see how much you, like, actually are not making. Yeah. And the heart's like, I'm going to go back to the real world. Babysitting where they don't take taxes. My first job where I got a paycheck and I worked there on and off for years was Hobby Lobby. And that's when Hobby Lobby Bobby Bobby was created. Was created, yeah. And I started by, you know, working in the store and building displays, which is putting those racks together. But by the end of it, I was working the register.

It was awesome. And I was the guy at front answering the calls, Hobby Lobby, this is Bobby. It's hilarious. And I would, my friends would come through and they'd be like, oh, man, I wish I could get a cheaper deal in this picture frame. But there were codes, like coupon codes that we knew. And you could just go, but do, do it, 15% off. Just like that. And it wasn't even illegal.

I wasn't stealing anything. So it worked at Hobby Lobby. That was my first one. And then did maintenance on a golf course. And then waited tables. Like all of that kind of over that three or four years span. But first paycheck, Hobby Lobby. That same Hobby Lobby.

When I quit, I think I'd been gone a year. The guy was walking out of the back with the bag money. Murdered him. Murdered. Murdered. And put him in the trash compactor after that. What? Are you serious?

Yeah, Mike, look that up. This ain't going on the TV commercial. But we have a TV crew in here shooting stuff for a commercial. But, yeah, see if you see Hobby Lobby in Hot Springs. The manager that came in. And he got put in a what? They robbed him. A trash compactor.

It's the one that squeezes the trash together. Hobby Lobby? Do you see it, Mike? What does it have to do with a store? It's just a wholesome place. Oh, you think, we're not going to rob that one. That's what the good people are. Right.

They rob anything. They love the Lord. The situation was crazy. So that was mean. Eddie, what was your first job? Lifeguard, City of McCallon. First paycheck. I got it.

It was like $350. Bought a guitar. That's what you saved up for? I didn't even save up. I've cashed the paycheck, and I was like, I'm going straight to the music store and buying a guitar. My dad was like, that's not the point of life. Like, you don't just work and then spend it all the next day. But it was a great guitar.

I had it for like 10 years. Watchbacks? It was Randall's grocery store. I was 15 years old, and that was a bagger. And man, let me tell you, it was awesome because Bella was this hot cashier. She was a couple years older than me. She was from a foreign country, and I just sat at her register and bagged all her groceries. All the other cashiers would get mad at me.

And, man, I was just like, man, this is my girl. Did you ever make out with her? No, but she drove a Toyota Tersel. I do remember that. That's nothing to do with the question. I know, but I'll tell you what. Look, I thought I was going to make out with her. See, more kids.

No, that's not what I had. I thought I was going to make out with her, and the manager had to pull me aside and be like, look, hey, man, the other cashiers are upset because you just sit at her register. I'm like, yeah, well, she's flirting with me. Why she? Oh, she was flirting big time. How was she? She was 18.

Oh, yeah. If she was a young 17 and you were an old 15? Maybe. Maybe. But I was a young 15 and she was an old 18. She was about to graduate high school. What was your first adult job that was your first step into what you thought your career would be? Amy?

My sales job out of college, natural stone. I mean, it was wholesale because I'm not good at pushy sales, but like I had a product. My customers needed it, so I had customers and I just had to take care of them. So that part was easy. And I literally, that's the job I was doing when I joined the show. And I thought, well, if this doesn't work out, I'll go back to this job. And they said they'd take me back because I told them, I'm going to go do this morning show thing for a little bit. And they were like, oh, that's cute.

Your job's here when you're ready to come back. And that was 16, 17 years ago. What if you called them, we recorded it and you're like, hey, I think I'm ready to come back. It would be hilarious. I could try. Do they still work there, the same people? I think that they sold it for a lot of money. Would you have made any of that money?

Dang it. Well, I know. But, I mean, most people that I know there went on to do very successful things, so who knows, it would have been a stepping stone. You too, though. I mean, but in the industry. In, like, the natural stone business. Eddie, you? News.

I mean, I ran for the 5 o'clock news. I was still, this was right after my lifeguard career, I got into news. They needed a teleprompter operator. So I would telepromp the 5 o'clock news. and do editing for the 6 o'clock news, did that for a couple of years while I was in college. And I mean, that's what led me to news in Austin, and then I met you through doing TV and rest of history.

My first one was a radio job when I was 17, almost 18. I went to a radio station in a really small town in Arkansas, Hot Springs, and they hired me to do the weekend countdown, but not on the air to switch out CDs like the Rick D CD. And then somebody stole some station equipment, and they needed someone to be on the air over nights and weekends and I was like

I would love to do that so they hired me and they were like your name is either Bobby Bones or Bobby Z and I thought both these names suck I will never be I'll take Bobby Bones but that's the stupidest name ever

and I'm not going to stick with it more than like three months I don't feel like that was I don't feel like that's worked out for me very well Bobby Z would be so weird I mean it wouldn't be Bobby Bones is weird now it fits

My real name's obviously Bobby, but Bobby, it fits only because it's what you know it as. Yeah, maybe. But I remember, I was so embarrassed. I'm still embarrassed of it whenever it's somebody who knows nothing about what I do and gets introduced to me as that. Like when you go to the doctor's office? I don't say, Bobby Bones the doctor? No. No.

I would never use my. The nurse doesn't come as it, Bobby Bones? No. Oh, man. They get you there quick if they see bones on the schedule. I don't need people that are looking in my. private stuff, either documents or body, to know my public career. Yeah.

So no, yeah. I don't need that. Sometimes, if I'm somewhere like a doctor, mostly it's afterward, they'll go, you buy bones? And depending on how embarrassed I am of my doctor's appointment, I'll be like, yes, I am and nice to meet you. Or it's like, yeah. Or no. It's one of those two. I never say no.

I never say no. I've said no before. But sometimes I get embarrassed if it's like something to do with anything below my belly button. I get that. I just don't. You know, I had a nurse once a long time ago recognize me as my pants were down and a mole was being cut off my, like the top part of my butt. And she was like, I know you from somewhere. And I'm like.

And the moles is what gave you away? No, it's the butt. No, it's just when she chose to say that. It's just when it hits. I've seen this butt before. Like she just should have, in retrospect, maybe, oh, I don't know, that's a tough one. If you're going to see anything about me naked,

I don't want you to put the, you know, connect the dots. But I was in the doctor's office, and I was getting some moles cut off. And she's like, okay, pull your pants down. And I didn't have to go all the way down with them, but, you know, to mid-cheek down. And she was about to put this little, where they freeze them and then cut them off.

And so I pulled them down. And I just don't think she was thinking and she was like don't I know you from somewhere and I remember thinking Mm-mm. No, no, no, you don't not right now. You don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please stop talking about this. And then she's She was like, oh, my bones. I said, yeah, here I am. Got it. And so she saw, um, I'm sure I've had doctors like I had to get when I tore my butt hole on the Peloton and I went in and she had to go. and do butthole stuff. Not a big deal to her because she does it every day,

but I would rather her not be a listener. Because you know it at the butthole convention, she's like, you know who's a butt hole I worked on? Bly Bones. And they have Butthole Convention. This is the big convention with thousands of... Yeah, big banner. Welcome to Butthole 2022.

So that situation is always weird. Lunchbox's first adult job? Was this job? I mean, really? No, no, no. I thought this was going to be a stepping stone. like I was waiting for the real world on MTV to call me. So in the meantime, I met Bobby at a bar.

He offered me a job. And I was like, yeah, you know, I'll be on the radio for a little bit. And then I'll be on the real world. My career will take off. And real world never called. So I just kind of got stuck here. Lunchbox was working as a delivery driver for Jason's deli. Yeah.

And I wouldn't consider that a grown-up job. But you were out of college. Yeah, I was out of college, but it wasn't like what I was going to do with my career. And I was making straight cash. Like, I really had to debate whether, no, because I would, I don't know that I would say what you're about to say. If I was going to leave that job or... I thought I was going to say it was straight cash.

I had to debate whether to pay taxes. No. No, no, no, no. He took a pay cut, probably to join the show. I took a pay cut to join the show, and I had to debate them with myself. I'm like, man, you're number two delivery driver. You get to do breakfast and lunch. You really want to give this up?

And I did. Tough decisions. The first years of the show, lunchbox did not have a microphone. We couldn't afford another microphone. Yeah, and I worked at Costco at the same time. Mm-hmm. Wow, two jobs? Yeah, you want to talk about embarrassing when you're working at Costco and people are like,

hey, man, aren't you lunchbox? Yeah, man, you need me to carry these groceries out to your car? Like, golly, that was humiliating. Like, yo, I'm a radio star and I'm here putting your groceries in your Toyota Super or whatever. I mean, it was like, oh, this is so embarrassing. Okay, so, yes, he worked at Costco. We were all broke, though, then. You weren't the only one.

You also lived with your parents. I did live with my parents. I moved back in with my parents. Absolutely. And I moved in with my mom during the early years of the show. I mean, I ended up getting married, but I lived with my mom a little bit before. Oh, I lived with him for like three or four years. But you could have moved out and you just stayed.

Saving money. Yeah, that's it. I was saving money. Yeah, yeah. He just liked being with his mom. Being baby. I remember once, yeah, lunchbox was injured, hurt his ankle, but his mom was giving him full baths. Sponge baths.

Because he couldn't get to it. And I'm like, well, you can. It's your ankle. No, no, I had ankle surgery. It's not like, I had like it was a twisted ankle. Like, I went under the knife. So I had stitches in my ankle, and they could not get wet. So I would lay in the bathtub, and my mom would give me a sponge bath.

But you were naked, fully naked. Holy naked. Yeah, I was like, I was 26 or 27. But it was just your ankle. You just have to throw your foot over the side of the time. Yeah, but then I can't reach down there and walk. Down where? Like my, do you know how the bathtub is?

You got to lay back to put your feet up to keep it out of the water. You can sit up. No, because then your foot's in the water. Or you can take a shower with your leg out. Oh, yeah. Then it just gets all over. You can wrap it. And wrap the trash bag.

Guys, or you could have your mother help you because of your mother. And that's fine too, but I don't think I would have been naked in a bathtub. Well, how are you going to get clean if you're not naked? He also kisses his dad on the lips. You got to kiss my mom and my dad on the lips. What's up? Still? Still?

Check it. I'm 40. Kiss him on the list. What up? That's a culture thing. He's obviously French. Obviously. Listen to them.

Amy, did you ever find out if that gas station person stole your credit card number? No, but ever since then, I've had multiple issues. We've had to get new credit cards. I'm locked out of certain accounts.

Like, suspicious purchases have been made. I have no idea if they're linked. But I'm about, I need to maybe get an investigator on my case. You need to get an investigator on your case? Interesting. Like, I'm building a case and I need someone to investigate it. Can you just call the credit card company?

No, because multiple things are just going wrong. A Dairy Queen employee was busted stealing credit card numbers. Yeah. Uh-oh. And then using it for only fans. Oh. I mean. So they would do what I've always been afraid of is they would take pictures of the credit card and then use it.

As long as you take a picture of the number and then on the back there's a date and there's the code. It's not that hard to hide that stuff. It's not, it's hard to hide that stuff. Right. Mine doesn't have my number on it at all. What do you mean? It just has a chip and then a magnetic strip and there's no number on it at all. Sometimes when I'm trying to use it, I can't even, I'm like, what is my number?

Is it on the back, Eddie? Maybe, but it's all worn out. Okay. How do you shop online then? It's on the back. You have to put in your three-digit code. Well, you know what's even worse? I probably have it on my phone.

I probably wrote my credit card number on my phone. That could be hacked. But could it? Sure. phones are tough They always say Don't put your passwords On your phone anywhere

Because then people will find it They do? Yeah In your phone? Yeah I think you just say stuff No If it says Google

Password And then the actual password If your phone ever gets hacked People are like Well that's the password It's tough to hack a phone Yeah I think Eddie's really mistaken Because cops can't even hack a cell phone

That's not true They can't That's why they're always The FBI can't look at your phone right now No Well, I don't know with a quarter order and going through the phone service and doing all kinds of things. I'm shockbones at how, you know, open you are to technology and anything's possible that you don't believe that that's possible. I do believe people can hack into a phone, but I don't think with iPhones it's as easy as you think it is.

I think that they could come up to you and put a gun to your head and then hold your phone up to your face and you unlock it with your face. No, that's old school. No, well, not face ID. He's not old school. I think you could probably be Trojaned. Trojan into your email and you click a link and they have access it that way. But I don't think that someone can just look and go, I want to hack that phone and just go chik-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-get-ch get into it. I think for the most part, they have to find a way in. Morgan, what do you think about that? Yeah, I mean, I feel like having passwords on your phone

isn't as bad as like putting them in and saving them on your browsers because that's where, like, scammers come through with the Internet. What do you mean? So, like, if you save your passwords to things, and every time you log into something and it's just saved, that's going to be a likelihood of you getting scammed easier than somebody hacking into your phone and finding a list of passwords. My fingerprint does, I guess they can cut off my finger. If Amy's, like, old school.

Right, with a gun. They can cut off my finger, then they can get in my ESPN account. Okay. Wait, so we're not supposed to, it says save password for quicker use later. I do that with credit cards too. Oh, you got to because it's so much easier. I'm sure that's fine. Because I don't

I'm only telling myself that Because I want to How do these celebrities get stuff hacked In their pictures and I don't know Music Well it doesn't happen a lot though I mean how often do we hear

A major celebrity's phone has been It happens a couple of few times a year But I think unless you download something That allows someone to get in It's tough or unless they hold a gun to your head And put your face up to it Old school But you know if you don't look at it

It won't open What do you mean? Yeah but if you have a gun to your head You're going to look at it? But if it's your face And you're looking off to the side? I don't think so. Let me see. Watch.

Well, I can't see if I do it. My eyes are closed. No, look the other way. When you look at my phone, I'm going to do it with my eyes closed and see if it opens. Ready? Did it open? Now it did. Look.

Boom. Oh, so all you have to do is close your eyes. If you got a gun under your head, just close your eyes and refuse. I will not open my eyes. I mean, yeah, because then if they're going to shoot you over that. What? Did you, when you did your registration of the face or whatever, did you have your glasses on? Or do you do both versions?

No glasses. But it's still, it just recognizes the eyes. I can, the weird thing about my glasses is I can take my glasses off and I can walk through a crowd of people that know me and they will not stop me and think it's me. Which is crazy because Superman always like, I was like, come on, it's glasses, really? Clark Camp versus Superman, like that's it, glasses? But you say that people don't recognize you, that's nuts.

We were having kind of a music gathering here in town, and our boss was there and I didn't have my glasses on. And I walk up. The whole night? No, I was just. walking in this guy. I think I was cleaning my glasses or something. And I walk up with no glasses on and he's like, yeah, excuse me? I was like,

it's me. That's so crazy. And he was like, oh, I didn't even notice you. No, you were, I didn't even have glasses on. I'm telling. Or if we're at like a show or something, and it's like, well, I need to get out and get to the car pretty quickly. And I'll take my glasses off so nobody stops me. Nobody will stop me. Or if we're at the mall,

nobody will stop me. There's a story like George Strait. He's able to go down to like wherever if he has a baseball. all had on. Sure. Isn't there some woman that was like talking to him like, hey, I hear George Strait's going to be here. He's like, oh, really? And it was hitting the whole time.

I was told a story. I mean, I know that's very different. I will hide my source, but I was told a story where he went with George Strait to a bar in another country, a European country. So they were together in a group and they go to this European country and there's a kid up on the stage and he's playing country music. and the kid's playing, and he's playing like two, three George Strait songs in a row. And the guy I know went up to the kid and goes, hey, you like George Strait?

He's like, well, that's him right there. And he's like, no, it's not George Strait. I know what George Strait looks like and he pulls it up on his phone and showed the guy what George Strait look like. That's George Strait. He goes, that doesn't look like him. He goes, no, that's George Strait. And literally it was George Strait in the bar with the ball cap on. That's awesome.

And then George Strait ended up getting on stage and playing a couple songs too. And then the kid found out. and then didn't care because he's from Ireland and just knew the song. But yeah, if I don't wear my glasses, nobody knows who I am. Swearing could help ease physical pain. Where do we stand on swearing in general? Yeah. Love it.

Let it rip. I don't love it, but I used to never swear. And then the last couple years, I do it sometimes and it does feel good. And it wasn't, I wasn't swearing for anymore. Like, it wasn't a thing. It just cusswords didn't come to my brain. And now they do, and they come out. and I feel better.

So I am that study. I haven't set a curse word in four years, and at this point now it's just a streak. I think it's just a sound. I thought you were going to transition into doing it. I'm going to transition on the cell phone first. Get a new number. But I haven't said a bad word in four years

just because I didn't want to slip up and say it here on the show. I don't say it in my comedy act. So no bad words. I do think them, though. I do think. That's interesting. Yeah.

Sometimes I'll think. How do you think a bad word? I just did. Watch. Oh, hey, watch your mouth. See? You know what Wardie was thinking? Yes.

The bad one. The bad, bad one. That's the only one I think. What's the bad, bad one? Come on. There's only one bad, bad one. Yes. What is it?

The F word. Oh. That's the bad, bad one. Now, there are worse ones. No, there's not a worse curse word. There are nastier ones to some people. But universally, that's the worst one. Like the C word?

Yes. That one I hear, I'm like, whoa. That's just nasty. No, that's not. That's not a word I would say and then it would make me feel good. Like that would make me feel gross. But that's not even a curse. Right.

That's a bad. It's inappropriate. That's an inappropriate word but not a curse word. What's the difference? I know. But I don't consider that. It's like next level. But in some cultures, even that speak English, that's a funny word.

That's not a bad word. Oh, yeah? Like in people, in England, they say it all the time. Do they? Yeah, about their buddies. So that's why that doesn't, number one on the chart for me.

The F word universally is the worst curse word. A study found that when subjects were asked to put their hand in a bucket of ice water, those who swore were able to withstand the pain 40 seconds longer. Yep.

I think it's just about a release of some sort more than saying a word. I mean, you could probably say whatever flow of words. So, Bones, when you stub your toe, do you think the curse word? That's a good question. No, not then.

I only think curse words when Arkansas loses or I get scared. When the cop got behind me the other day, I spent a few weeks now on the interstate, I really thought I was going to let one slip because I was probably, and I don't drive fast, but I was probably doing 78 and a 70,

and that cop swung around, and I was like, oh, and I felt like I almost said it. I feel like that's an S word. I mean, and we should highlight that that's rare. Like, you normally go 60 and a 70. But is 78 speeding in a 70 in you guys' mind? Yes. Yeah.

It's above the speed limit. No, no, no, no, don't do that. Eddie, don't be stupid. I'm being a cop. Of course it's above the speed limit. But is it speeding to the point where you think a cop's going to pull you over? Yes. Right.

Most people say no. I'm not being Eddie what. Yo, so you want to one time. One time. I was going 72 on a 70. We're talking in general. Morgan, will you talk like a normal person? Yes.

I don't feel like you're. genuinely speeding and need to be concerned unless I'm going 10 over. At that point I'm like, okay, I'll probably get pulled over. If I go over five over, I get nervous that I could be considered speeding. So I'll hit it at five over and I'll put it on cruise or whatever, but that's it. In Texas, they have an 80 mile an hour. Oh, it's awesome. And that feels like I'm cheating.

I feel like I'm going to jail. Like, okay, big shots. Next time there's a cop behind you, go five miles over the speed limit. I do. I go five over. When it's right behind you? No, you watch that. you're like, oh my gosh, that might be 71.

It's a little slower. Eddie was driving into work one day, and there was a car holding everybody up on the interstate. And he was like, what's happening? We're on the interstate. And this old lady is in the way. And you drove up to the car, and it was... It was you.

It was me. I'm like, of course, it's Bobby. I was holding everybody up. Slowing everyone down on the interstate. Yeah, white knuckling the whole way in. Hey, 10 and 2. I got a ticket in that same spot, like three years ago. I've learned my lesson.

Yeah. Once I get a ticket, and I've had like two tickets my whole life. I got a ticket. I'm scared to do. death even today. Our security guy who gets up here and beats us here to make sure we get in the building, he texts me cop car some mornings. And he's like, cop car, I don't even come to work those days.

Oh, really? I'm just stay home. I'm scared to go in. Let's do a couple more things here. An album you can listen to all the way through without skipping any songs. So we're talking about to you, basically, the perfect album. which, you know, I don't think a lot of artists are making as many full albums as they were before, because it is such a singles culture, meaning unless I'm a diehard fan of this artist, I ain't listened to an album.

If I like them a little bit, I'll check out a few songs, but I'm not going to listen to a full album of anyone unless it's like one of my absolute favorites. What's an album you can listen all the way through without any skips? Greatest hits don't count. Okay. The album I can listen through all the way through. No skips. Casey Musgraves, same trailer, different park. We're going back old school Casey.

Track one, silver lining. Track two, My House. Water and electric. In a place to drain the septic. And track three, Mary Go Round. Amy, what is yours? Mine's Dixie Chicks. And I think the album, it's either...

I think it might be fly. Well, you better know the name of it. Amy's favorite album. She doesn't know the name of the album. No, it's not my favorite album. It's an album where I could listen to every song through the road because there's George Strait albums and Taylor Swift songs that are my favorite. Songs?

Songs. But I could, some of the songs in the album, like, why did George cut this? This is so bad. So you would, if there was a 12-song album and there were eight you love before that were terrible, you could still rate that album as your favorite above one that you could listen all the way through. Okay. Yeah, but this one has, I know we have the ready to run clip there, but I would have chosen Cowboy Take Me Away, Goodbye Earl. What we're doing just the first tracks, not the best tracks. Ready to run's first one.

Eddie? Garth Brooks, Rope in the Wind. I mean, because I was old enough to buy that one for myself and actually, like, listen to that one. I knew Garth Brooks won and no fences, but I got to purchase Rope in the Wind. What's this? This is against the grain. This is the first one. First track.

It's all. One, two, three. That's why we found out the first tracks. I get it now. It's against the grain, and the number two is, I believe, rodeo. Come on. Oh, he's going from his memory right now. Number three? Number three, I think it's what she's doing now.

What she's going now. Come on. That's pretty good. All the tracks there. And that was, like, middle school for me. Was it that? Really? Yeah. Aren't you middle school in like 68?

Here we go. No. No? All right. I think that's it. We've been going for a while. Ray, how long has it been? 34.

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