The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (04-06-21)

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

Bobby talks about peeing through the fence in his backyard and peed on his dog’s ear. Caitlin asked why he couldn’t stop peeing. He said he can’t because it hurts. Food with Morgan2: McDonald’s New McFlurry with Caramel. Lunchbox shares his Top 3 Life Goals. We also debate whether or not we would retire right now. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I hope you're having a wonderful day. Yesterday, I was in the backyard. I was peeing through the fence in the backyard. What? Why wouldn't you go to the bathroom? Because it's up at the house. I was in the backyard. And I'm a guy, and I can pee.

You look a kid. Well, I, whatever. And so I was peeing, I was peeing through the fence off the basketball court, and Ella, our dog runs up under my pee stream, and it pees on her ear. Oh. And Kaylee goes, why couldn't you just stop your stream? Oh, it's not that easy. That's what I said. Can't do that.

She was like, well, I can stop if I'm peeing. And I'm like, but we have like a tube. Yeah, and when you unleash the tube, it just goes. It's just like until it's done. If we do, it hurts. It hurts more than if you have a full bladder and you have to pee. even if you're halfway done, even if you're almost done. But again, that's something that I think I can't explain to her

because she doesn't ever feel that, nor will she ever. But I was like, we can't stop. We can, but it hurts. That's not the case with them too. Do you go to Correspondent Morgan? I think we need to. All right, there you have it. If it's wrong or if you can stop your stream?

Like if you're in the middle of it, can you just stop? And it'd be no problem. Sometimes, yes. We never can. Sometimes no. It depends how bad do you have to go? Well, the guy, it's just a different story. So anyway, I had an O.P.

The dog. It was running around all day. But that was the big drama in the backyard yesterday. Let's see. Well, Bob Morgan's here. Do you want to talk about the new McDonald's thing, the McFlurry? Do you know about that? Yeah, let me bring it up.

We'll do a food world here on the post show. Ready, feel good about that? Yep. All right, here we go. It's time for Food World. Num, Num, Num, with Morgan number two. So for National Carmel Day, McDonald's is dropping a caramel brownie McFlurry. And so it has vanilla ice cream and brownie pieces and caramel topping blended throughout it. I mean, I like brownie.

I like brownie with ice cream. Do you like caramel? I do. I like caramel. It's why do you call it caramel. Yeah, caramel. You're Foncy, darling. What's the right way?

Both. But yours is Foncy, darling. Caramel. Yeah. What do you call it? Carmel. She just said Carmel. Carmel.

What do you call it? It's caramel. Carmel. Dang. Weird. I'm the only one. Caramel. I don't feel like that's right, though.

Well, maybe not. I don't know. Well, it's like pecan and pecan, meaning I always said, hey, it depends where you're from. But I work with the pecan council, and they sat me down and said, the way to say it is pecan. It's pecan. Really? Pecan, not pecan. Yeah.

Pecan. And that's from the council. That's from the people who own all the pecans in America. Is there a Carmel council, you can ask? You know, I don't think they're going to hire me if there is. But when does that start, Morgan? It's starting May 3rd. And this is the first time it's been available in the U.S.

So Canada had it before like a few years ago, but this is our first time having it. There was a story about a guy who hits $100,000 a lottery win two weeks after winning $5,000 on a scratch. off. I mean, even, let me ask you this, Lunchbox. I know you dedicated your life to the lottery. Yeah, ever since I was 18 years old, well, before that, because my dad would buy them for me. We all dedicate our lives of different things. Yep. Lunchbox has dedicated his to. Hit the lottery, getting rich. If you were to have a scratch off and win $5,000, would you consider that your lottery victory? That would be huge, but it wouldn't, I wouldn't stop. No, that would be the biggest I've ever won.

But I'm saying, would you die, then going, you know what, I want a big one? No. How big does it have to be? to be for you to be fulfilled in your lottery dream? Oh, 100,000. But I don't even know if that's fulfilling enough. Because I've always said a million. Like by the time I'm 65, I need to hit a million.

So I think I need to hit a million. If you're on your deathbed at 72. Oh, I better not be dying at 72. Let's say you are. That sucks. And they say, lunchbox, you did not win a million dollars in the lottery. Then I failed. I failed in life.

You failed at life. Yes. Because when you set goals and you don't reach them, that means you failed. And that's one of the goals I've had. And so if I don't reach it, that means I'm a failure. How important is it to you, though, to reach that goal? Like, list your top three life goals. Hit the lottery.

I think that's all I got. Be on Survivor number two. And real world is that's one I failed. I can't be on it. I'm too old. So those are my three life goals. What about your kids? Like raise?

Well, I already have kids. No, but raise them to be good people. Great citizens, people to get back. I mean, that's a cheesy goal. What? Yeah, it's a cheesy goal. Sometimes that's all people strive for. My goal is to raise my kid to be a good citizen.

I mean, everybody says that. I mean, but half the kids aren't going to be good citizens. That's how it works out. Isn't that why you try to make yours one of the good have? I feel like if they see me, they're going to be a good citizen because that's who I am. They're going to see me and be like, all right, cool. I don't think it, maybe I'm crazy. I don't know.

I'm not to those where I have to deal with that kind of stuff. Seems pretty easy to raise it to be good citizens. You tell them knowing yes. I was talking with Eddie probably a year and a half or so ago on an airplane. And I was like, so what is it for you? Like, what do you want to do? And he's like, man, I just want to raise my kids good. That's it.

That was literally his goal off a microphone. You guys can have different goals, but you just didn't think he was being honest. No. No. I mean, that's just a corny answer to sound like I'm a very involved dad and so cool. And I care about my kids. There was no one there. It was just me and bones.

I understand that, but you want to, there are other goals in your life. Like, you want to get a whole one when you play golf. That's a goal. That's a real goal. I mean, that'd be nice. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's a real goal. Like, to say the cheesy one, I raise good kids.

I mean, boring. Do you know anyone that's won the lottery? Like, personally? Mm-mm. I don't know anybody, man. That's crazy. That Lunchbox wants to win the lottery, but we don't know one single person. I do know one person.

I used to work with him at the news station down in the valley. He won like 35 million. Oh, my God. Oh yeah, of course he quit. He quit, but you know what? He would come back and he would just record one segment once a week. He'd show up in his Ferrari. You would hear the vroom outside the stage.

I'm like, here's Peter. He coming in flip-flops and be like, what's up, guys? Let me record this real quick and get out. Is your goal to retire early? Absolutely. Do you know how awesome would be to just be rich and not have anything to do? Have no appointments yet to be at, don't have to be anywhere on time. Just live life like, oh, you know, you want to go to where did Ray?

A ruba for a week. Let's go. No problem. But I think you're mixing up retiring and rich. Some people retire. And don't do anything. Because they figured out that they have enough money to sustain their lifestyle. Doesn't mean they're rich.

Right. That would be great. So I mean, if I hit the lottery $100 million. Yeah, that's a different thing. I'm just talking about retiring period. That'd be great. But he wants to retire now, Bones. Like today.

If you could retire today. Retire. Hold on. You haven't even heard of the question. Oh. If you could retire. today and get paid half of what you get paid at your salary. Yeah,

I don't have to work, but you just get half of that salary. But you can't, you don't work anymore. Retire! You'd be done. Oh my goodness. Let's go.

You kidding me? Who wouldn't retire? Who would want to, who wants the daily grind of waking up and coming to work every single day? No one does, right? No one because. That's not true. I like coming to work.

But my point is, if you're making half of what you're making, you still have two kids to raise. college, mortgage. Like, you should have to pay your bills. Oh, well, I didn't think about all that. It's not everything gets paid off and then you still get half the money. Oh, that's what I thought you meant.

No, this is, if I said, hey, you can actually retire tomorrow. You have to do nothing. We're just going to give you half your salary. Man, that'd be tough, though, because with two kids, it's going to get expensive. I don't know if I could, I don't know if I could do that. I don't know if I could manage it. That would mean, that's not the lifestyle I want because I think everyone's goal is working towards retirement.

Everybody counts down on their calendar until they can, retire, but I don't think I'd be able to survive on that. I mean, I think I could probably retire right now. I don't want to. Well, you're crazy. I mean, you're one of the few people in the world that don't want to retire early. I mean, I could probably I could part retire right now. It'd be fine. That'd be awesome. But I don't want to. I have no interest. Actually, it makes me do this. Thinking about retirement. That'd be amazing. So you too, you're a big retirement. Oh, I would love to just. See, that's what I'm saying. I'm not crazy. I love. I love. When I wake up in the morning, I'm like, what am I doing today?

I have nothing to do today. Exactly. You like that? I love that. I hate that. Tries me crazy. That's when I'm like, let's go fishing. Why not?

Why wouldn't we? That would be nice to be, listen, for me, to just not work on weekends is what we're working toward right now. Just baby steps. That's the goal. We're doing okay. We have a new goal for the rest of the year after American Idol finishes. Caitlin and I have a new goal where we're trying to have a little more balance.

I owe it to her to not drag her all across the country, shooting shows, touring. And that's tough for you. I've been hustling since I was 11. So it's ingrained into me. First, it was for survival. The first 20 years of my life, it was hustle to survive. And then it started to be hustled to get closer to goals. Now it's hustle because I'm almost there.

And don't stop now. So, but yes, it is such a part of me to do. just work hard all the time. We were watching Last Chance You last night and there's one of the guys on there and they kind of paint him as being lazy and she goes, if they did a show and they said you were lazy, that would be worse than anything they could just about say about you. Yeah, it's an insult.

She would be like that would be what would hurt you the most with people saying you're lazy. I mean, you're definitely the opposite of lazy. Like that's just not part of who you are. But I wish I could be lazier, right? That's what I wish I could be a bit lazier. And I'm working toward it. Ramundo, would you retire right now?

I wouldn't. I'm very, very active. And the days that I feel best are Monday through Friday, on Saturday and Sunday, I honestly feel like I don't really have a purpose. So, I mean, during the week, I feel like I'm doing something. And I believe I'd continue to do that until I'm old. And it feels better to lay in bed. Right now, I don't want to lay in bed. I would prefer to wake up in the morning and do something. Do you understand that just because you retired in me, you had to lay in bed all day, right? You know, you can like go lay on a beach or lay by the pool. But you do lay, though. He may not be in bed, but you're doing a lot of laying a hammock. I don't like laying in bed all day.

Well, you don't have to be laying in bed. You can watch TV. You can do whatever. You are crazy. Dude, you guys need to retire. Yeah, I have no interest. But you talk about no purpose. Another thing we're working on is me finding purpose other than professionally.

And I think that's already in the making. We're working on it. Because you're about to get married, so that's already a purpose. I'm taking baby steps toward it. See what he said, baby. steps. Oh. She's not pregnant.

No, no, I'm saying. And I've said on the air, we're going to have kids. Yeah, I've been talking to, like, just other friends and been like, I wonder how quick bones going to have kids. Yeah, we heard you guys talking about that. I think you and Nick were talking about that. What was your guess? Very, very soon. Have or...

Be pregnant. Get pregnant. Very soon. Listen, I wouldn't mind if she came to me... I would like it today if she came to me and said, hey, I just found out we're pregnant. I'd be like, let's go. Great. We already need. No, we're getting married. But she's younger. And she's probably thinking like, all right, do I want to, like, already start dealing with his body stuff?

That's true. But what I'm saying is, if she were to come and most people go, the dreaded, oh, I'm pregnant, I wouldn't be the dreaded to me. I would go, let's go with him. Most people are just like, what? Yeah, you're in that spot where you're ready, which is great, dude. Let's go. Which is great. That's what I do.

Let's have twins, and then put a bow on it. Wrap it up. Twins. Oh, I thought of another goal. Oh, okay. What is it? That my kids don't end up on 16 and pregnant. There you go. See, that's a good goal.

That's a kid's goal right there. That's one. That's one I think about. We're trying to have purpose. I'm trying to find purpose other than professionally. Because she's like, you're more than just what you do. But then it goes back to the only time I ever felt acceptance or love ever was when I started being good at what I do. People are like, oh, you're cool.

Well, hang out with you. You're pretty neat. You're a neat guy. Well, why do you think I'm a neat guy? Well, because you're good at this radio thing or you're good on stage. You're pretty neat guy. you found how you and so I'm like that's how I felt acceptable. Acceptance.

It's deep. So we're working on that. Good. Good luck. Thank you for that. Yeah, good luck. It'll happen. Ray Mundo, yesterday we were talking about your cameo.

Did you get any orders yesterday after that conversation? I did. They came in and you did say something about are you going to do crazy requests? And so people did get a little wacky. Some wanted me to talk in Spanish, which I did study abroad so I do know some Spanish. So I had to do some of them in a different language. But yeah, it was fun at the house. I had six or seven requests.

Wow. And if you don't put Bay, you don't get Bay, the cat? I don't think that's fair. Okay. Because on your page it says Ray and Bay. Here's the thing. No, no, here's the thing. If you're advertising on your page, it's Ray and Bay,

then you need to put Bay on there unless they request no Bay. Okay. Then we can do that. But for her, she likes to do makeup. For me, I feel like they want it as authentic as possible. For her, she just needs the lighting. She wants them to be, like, perfect. And I tell her from the radio world, it doesn't have to be perfect.

You just fire off the cuff. Who gives a rip? But if you're saying it's like going, hey, get your peanut butter cups. There are two in here. And you open it. There's only one. You'll be pissed. Yeah, then we need to do that.

Okay. Either you take her off and you go, hey, Cizzen Raimundo. She had a very good following as well for not even being on the show. So I said maybe we make it for both of us because she does have girls that she's helped through cancer and stuff like that. And so then that's why we wanted to put her on there as well. Great. But then she needs to be in it then.

Okay, deal. Man, I'm not making a deal with you. But you got a bunch, huh? Yeah, it was great. I was like, I mean, obviously we talked about it on the show. That's what led to him probably. How many a day do you need to get before you start raising your price? I mean, I don't know if I get too big for my britches if I raise the price, right?

He says that today. Let's check back with them in a week. Let's check back with them in a week. Let's see, what else do I have here? Sometimes you don't need to give up. Suspect 23 years old leads Kansas cops on a 100 mile per hour of chase and a stolen patrol car while his hands were cuffed behind his back. Do you know the story on lunchbox? Yeah, like he was arrested.

I don't even know he was arrested for, but he jumped in there and started driving. And then when he crashed the car, he jumped out and tried to flee on foot with his handcuffs tied behind it. Like, dude, you're no way you're getting away. How are you driving with your hands behind your back going 100 miles now? I know. But his knees maybe? Was it his knees? I'm pretty good at that knee stuff, though. But I can't believe you can go that fast, crash, and get out and run with your hands behind your back.

What did he do? Just give up. Because he must have done something real bad. Because his time is just growing now that he's going to have to spend in jail. It means only 19. What are we going to get done? Oh, he's probably just a dumb dumb done. No, no, okay, you can murder somebody at 19.

And what, still have a life later? I don't know that he did. But the question is, what could you have done at 19? Oh, yeah, yeah. You could do it. Yeah, anything. He stole a car, drove 100 miles an hour, all while handcuffed. Handcuffed.

It was a cop car? Yes! That would be fun, though. I saw a story with someone stole an ambulance like yesterday, too. Same. Why are they stealing these things? An ambulance?

I would assume you go. That would be fun. Turn the lights on. Or you need to get away, and there's no other car that you can break into. And you... It goes fast. An ambulance is running.

Run. And you got to think, too, you turn those lights on. I mean, the interstate is wide open. But also, if you turn those lights on, and you're in an ambulance are going to find you easier too. Your sore thumb. Yeah, you're an ambulance.

I figure they have a GPS on the... You mean to track it? Yeah. I was talking with someone who works at Nat Geo and this woman does a show on Nat Geo where she goes out under and does black market stuff.

Oh, I've seen that. Have you seen the commercials? I've seen the promo for that. She went down to the border. She did border, I think drugs, steroids. Yeah, it looks good. She's done all kinds of different stuff,

Black Market. And one of the episodes, she was out stealing cars with these guys. guys who they go out and they, how they do it is they have an inside at one of the dealerships. And they go, hey, we know where this car is right here. It's a la la la la la. They make them a fob. Open it. Open it. That's it. It's an inside. And they drive. Wait, these people agree to be on the camera. They're stealing cars.

They're like, come on, let's do it. You don't ever see their face. I don't think. Oh, it's sort of like those drug ones where they do that. Those are pretty good where they go in the houses, but they're all masked up. It's called trafficked with Mariana Van Zeller. Yeah, that's it. You know her? Did you meet her? We did something together on a panel once. I mentioned this on the show. It was me, BearGro, it's the Nat Geo, what they called the Nat Geo talent. And Caesar was in there too, right?

Caesar was in there too, right? Caesar Milan, Bear Girls, myself, Gordon Ramsey, and her. I believe those were the five. And then Courtney Monroe, the president of Nat Geo. And they were asking everybody, okay, who do you want to go on an adventure with? And it was just a reason for everybody to kind of plug the other person. and they went to me and I was like, well, I'm afraid no one's going to pick Caesar Milan.

And so I was like, I'll take Caesar Milan. And I was like, because you know what? I have two crazy dogs and he can come and teach me dogs and then come on the trip with us. And then bears like, well, I've been on two adventures with Bobby already from bad grills. I'm going to take Gordon Ramsey because he could cook us some food. And Gordon's like, I haven't seen old bear in a while.

You know what? Or he picks like, maybe he picks Mariana. Well, anyway, it goes up to Mariana, and I'm like, thank God somebody's finally going to get to pick me. and she goes, I take Courtney Monroe, the president of Natchee-O. And I was the only one

who didn't get picked. Courtney Monroe wasn't even the list of people to take. But they don't know yet because the show's not out. As soon as they see the show, then they'll have an idea of what it's like to go on a trip with you.

Then they really won't pick me if they wait for breaking Bobby Bones to come out. I was the only one, and I mentioned this on the panel, I was the only one who wasn't an expert in what they do a show on. Like Bear is a survival expert, season Milan's a dog expert she's an expert in black market trading

Gordon Ramsey's an expert chef and I am the I'm the worst at what I do but in a way you're an expert at taking on difficult things I'm an expert at learning publicly yeah and that's what you do in the show yeah that show comes out May 31st on that geo how are they going to promote this show like are you talking like billboards on Times Square I did I don't know awesome one of my friends Kramer who does radio in Arkansas who's DJ in our wedding

he messaged me and said, Did you tell him that already? Because I know the last time you mentioned you have. He still doesn't know. I think. I'm pretty sure. My wedding planning is, when she asked me to help, I help.

But I can't act like I've been a big, I've been an influence. No, she'll say you've done nothing. Yeah, I've done a lot. But he messaged me and said he was watching like the Alaska show and they showed a commercial for Breaking Bobby Bones. Oh, that's cool. So I guess there's some promotional activity coming,

but we're still almost two months away. It's May 31st. my Bear Grills episode with Caitlin airs May 17th. Oh, that's coming up. Well, yeah, a little over a month and a week. But at the end of Bear Grills, they're going to run like the first act of the first Breaking Bobby Bones. Does that make sense?

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Have you seen the first cut of the Bear Grills show? Yes. Do you like it? Do you have, like, are you able to approve that or you just, you know, say so? It is what it is. Because that show, they're inviting guests on

who, listen, I was the only one that wasn't super famous on that show, but they give their celebrities the right to go, I don't like how that looks on me, because they're coming on as kind of a favor. It's not like that show's paying you a bunch of money. You just do it because it's kind of an honor to get invited.

And are you divo about some stuff, or you just kind of like, it's fine? No, we're good. I know, I mean, I've done the show before, and that's just a great team. So I didn't have any notes. I was like, oh, it looks good to me. I mean, I really look like a wimp.

I mean, Kailen's a rock. are, I'll be honest. But that was expected. But that was expected, yeah. One other thing I wanted to mention was Ray sent me a note that said, the party buses on Broadway have gone too far. Yeah. What happened? Well, I mean, I'm glad this is for the post show. You can't really talk about this during the regular

one. So on Broadway, guys, we're very familiar. What do they have with these party buses? There's a tractor. There's one that's a hot tub, we've all seen. Like Bachelorette parties, Bachel parties, rent these things and I'll get on it and party. Yeah, they do a jacked up truck, this huge thing, and you got 10 people back there party. And I thought I'd seen it

all until this weekend I saw one that I don't you can't unsee what did you see it was a vehicle pulling a trailer and on that trailer was you guys know the mechanical bowls yes you get on the bull right yeah this this had that same design but it wasn't the mechanical bowl it was a penis what it was a jumbo penis just driving downtown is that can you do that yes and it was advertising for the male strip club and people were on it and they were when it was stopped and they were mechanicaling bowling. No way. I'm dead serious.

Go to Broadway on a Saturday night at 12.30. I'm not going for that. Anybody's seen that penis? I waited up all night. My friend told me that there's... I'm looking for a penis. Anyone's... Huh.

I don't know how that's allowed. I don't either. So if you are bringing your family to town, make sure you get off the streets before it's night time because I believe that's when it probably pulls out. But no cops were pulling it over. It was okay to drive down Broadway. Can you imagine like Tuesday at 11 a.m?

Oh, that would be terrible. You're going to Chick-fil-A and right behind you is the big penis. They got a person driving it. We were getting out of a restaurant one time and it was like noon or whatever and the hot tub truck drove by and there were like five, six girls in bikinis. And my kids are like, let's go. That looks so awesome. I'm like, what? My wife's like, get out of here.

I get in a hot tub with a bunch of girls in bikinis. I can't believe there's a big penis driving down the road, though. I mean, that's allowed. That that's allowed. That's advertising Was it like a double entangre Where you don't It's not really a penis

Like it's like a rocket ship No no no No you I'm telling you I can show you the picture Because I have it No I know But if it's like ride the rocket And it's kind of a rocket ship

But kind of a penis Huh And they ride it Ray Like they're trying to like get bucked off Yes You can jump on And you try to Continue whatever

Eight seconds Eight second ride Or whatever I have the picture If I can tell x-you, but they're... Please do, please. Okay.

Trying to see it. What's happened, dude? I mean, they're just thinking of anything, huh? Anything. All right, sending you right now. Let me see this. Let me see if it looks like a real penis. I'm telling you, you can't unsee it, dude.

I want to see your reaction. Hillary said Tierra, who came in a couple weeks ago, send us some chicken minis if you want something after recording. Nice. Thank you. You're recording the old post show here. I'm Ray, Ray. Here it is. Yep, that's penis. Yeah, no doubt.

It has a saddle on it. I can't believe that they're allowing that. It's 2021. Who knows? I can't believe there's a truck with a big penis on it. With a saddle on it. And it's got two, like, balls hanging up. I'm telling you, man, we were walking down there with the kids, and I saw that.

I'd be pissed. But Ryan McRadio liked it. Oh, McKitty? McKitty likes all that kind of stuff. What's our world going to? I know. And the excuse, hey, 2020, 2020. That's the dumbest excuse ever. It's 2021.

Like, who cares? Well, that's unbelievable. Oh, that's unbelievable. Are you feel old when you say stuff like that? Like, would 19 year old you be like, that's awesome? And now 41-year-old you's like, that's just unbelievable. I can't believe there's a penis driver. Eddie, there it is.

Huh. Wow. Oh, man. Wow, you know, there's no doubt. That is what it is. There's like a big vein on it. Yes. Yes.

Gigantic. Huh. Huh. You two went huh at the same time. Wow. Okay. Well, I think on that, we'll wrap this up. Huh.

We got nothing left to say. Eddie will post that on his feed. No, I will not. I will not. By the way, I watched your TikTok yesterday of you opening a package in a box. No, what's in the box? That's what I said. Don't open a package.

And he said, it's the same thing. Same thing. No, it's not. You're a same. Don't, and you do your clip two. What's in the box? And you're like, Today I'm going to open an envelope.

No. Package. If it was called check out my package, that would be different. That would be a different show. Yes. That could have been it, but it's not. It's hard. It's getting hard to find boxes because.

That's on you. Boxes aren't coming that often. We get a lot of boxes and packages. So I figured a little package here and there's not going to hurt anything. What's in the box? Package edition. Nice you're going to do. What's in the envelope? I mean. I mean, I thought about that.

Then you'll do what's in the fridge. I mean, you're just getting off base. I mean, you're just terrible. All right, we're done. Thank you guys. I don't think it's anything else I need to mention here. You can check out Chuck Wicks podcast, which is good. Talk to Chuck with Chuck Wicks. Talk to how he finished filming for his Christmas movie. And he also reveals how his wife Cassie's birthday party went that he planned.

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