The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (04-12-22)

Episode Date: April 12, 2022

Bobby starts with the Top 3 Songs in Country Music. Bobby reveals what “Short King Spring”. Amy shares an update on her son and what he’s currently training for. Bobby talks about an unreleased song from The Raging Idiots called “The Good Ole Days”. Bobby talks about the financial issues he’s been having that made him feel dumb.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Okay, dokey. Top three songs of country music. Let's run them. Here is your number three song in country music this week. If you got a chance, take it. Take it while you got a chance. If you got a dream. That's former number one from Cody Johnson,

until you can't. Dirk's. And Hardy and Breeland are number two. Number one, Miranda and El King, drunk and I don't want to go home. Number one, pop song is from Doja Cat, woman. Woman, let me be a woman, woman, woman, woman. And then number one dance song, Diplo and Miguel, don't forget about my love. Don't forget my love

I don't know that one no I don't know that one I know that one Short King's Spring has arrived Congratulations Raymoono Raymundo Excuse me Short King Spring

We celebrate all of our short kings This spring You are Our short king Thank you That's right I'll take it Gone are the days

When women wanted a six foot or taller guy Instead Short King Spring has taken over A short king is a representative of any man under 5'9. Their power is exemplified when they see a batty taller than them. According to the article in the independent. Some celebrity examples of short kings, Tom Holland, 58, who's dating Zendaya, who's 510. Oh, yeah.

Joe Jonas 5.7, married to Sophie Turner, 5.9. Keith Urban 58, Nicole Kidman 510. Ray. Short king. You are our short king, and this is your spring. Yeah! Is Ray's wife taller than him? I don't think so. She's also pretty tall.

I'm pretty short, pretty short. Okay. What you think? Yeah, I got her by a couple. But you're still our short king. Sure, same height laying down. What does that mean? I don't get it.

It means when he's having sex, they're the same height. What? That's not what he means. That's not what he means. That's not what he means. Let me break it down for you. We're all the same height laying. down. So when we're having sex, you can't tell how tall I am.

Oh, you can tell. That's what he means. No, no, I know what. That's what he means by that. Yeah, but it's not right. Hey, Ray, Amy says there's no way you could have meant that. What did you mean when you said that? I meant that. What? Never heard that before. You never heard that? Nope. But even if you never heard it, let the God take it on it. You couldn't get it? No, I mean, well, I'm just surprised you would say that. Hey, it's short King's Spring. Let's say something nice about Raymondo today. I'll go first. Ain't nobody more dependent.

and hardworking and bring your freaking lunch pail to work and get everything done that needs to get done every single time. Then, Ray Mundo, my short king. Cool. Short king. Amy. Yeah, I guess since you went the reliable route, I'll go the funny route. I think Ray is

hilarious. I agree. Short king. Short king. Eddie. Let me think, let me think. I mean, you guys took it all. I mean, if I'm having a bad day and I need someone to really make me laugh, I go see Ray. He's my short king. Short king. Morgan.

Ray. I'm trying to think of something else besides funny because you guys already said funny. I'll give you one about Ray. Listen, I think a lot of people like to save money, and Ray drinks about one drink of alcohol and is drunk, so he saves a lot of money. Short King.

Morgan. Ray, you always know how to have a good time, so if I ever want to go out and party with anyone on the show, it's definitely going to be you. Short King. Lunchbox. Ray, you are definitely the most socially, awkward person I've ever met in my life.

But if we're ever going somewhere, you never say no to go out in public. Short king! How many times we invited me golf? No, golf is different. I'm talking like a bar, like a party scene. Short king. Short king, thank you. No, let's never use that phrase again, please. No, the whole spring you're our short king. We will come back to this all throughout the spring, our short king.

Also, what do I mean, I have a lot. How about, let's talk about your son Stevenson and how he's also, like myself, with something very similar we do. We train. I train all the time. I get made fun of it. What are you training for?

Life, baby. Because I go hard. And I'm training. I'm doing things to get stronger and faster, not to keep up, not to look better. I'm training for life. Situations that may arise where I have got to be, A, top of my game,

B, top of my game. It's only two places I can be, and both of them are top of my game. What happened with your son? We went on a hike and he asked if he could put the cat in the cat backpack and wear the cat on his back for extra weight because he's endurance training. And I said, endurance training for what?

And he's just like, I just need to be ready. But he has nothing that he's training for. And so anyway, it was just funny. Remind me to you. And he didn't even get that from you. It's not like you heard you say that. But yeah, we went hiking and about half the hike he was able to carry the cat. And our cat's kind of heavy, so I ended up having to endurance train when he got tired.

You never know that life's going to give you. If you train up for it and you've already been through some... Physically, though? Physically, mentally, emotionally. I mean, emotionally, all that for sure. Kid came from an orphanage. He knows what it's like to have to go through some... You know?

Yeah. So he's training. I'm training too in case times get tougher. But like what is a physical... scenario that where your training could benefit you. I'm glad you asked. I'm glad you asked. Hit the fan.

It's called, I'm glad you asked. Apocalypse. All right. One. So all the out of shape people are just. One. Well, not just that you can either be really smart or really fit.

My goal is to be both. So if it does happen, I will be your leader. And don't think otherwise. And if you're not in our crew, it'll be bad times We will kill you Yeah Not only that

For example We had a birthday party At a birthday party We played full court basketball Yeah I wasn't training for it I never came out to court Didn't have to

Had fun Isn't perfect shape Good shape Great shape Not perfect shape Another one I got a call to do this show This NBC

Oh I guess Oh I was not that yet This show That's gonna come out And they were like, hey, we need you to, can you do it in like two or three weeks? And I was like, yeah, I was ready to go. Breaking by bones, physical show, ready to go.

Sometimes life just gives you a pile of, it's up to you to be ready for it. But those don't sound like piles of, those sounds like really good opportunities. These are opportunities, though, that have come and I've been ready for it. Some of the, I didn't even know because I was so ready to go. Tour with Garth Brooks. Exactly. Hey, and if Garth gets sick, you know who's going to do all of a songs that night? Oh, us.

Oh, sorry, you hadn't heard yet. It's only me. I'm the one to Lynn. I haven't been training. Yeah, exactly. You can't do the treadmill on the stage. Yes. That's my point.

But good for ham for training. I got a couple new stories I want to share that we come across since we came off the year. There's a shooting at Sunset Park subway station. At least 10 people were shot. There's a manhunt underway for a suspect wearing construction vest and a gas mask. Officials, according to the president, have been briefed on the incident. Schools and area are sheltering in place. Mike, do you know anything else about this?

Does it say? Has anyone died? Let me read this. Multiple people were shot at a subway station in New York. The shooting happened around 8.30 a.m., sunset park, and 4th Street. There's no active explosive advice, no arrest of it made. The motive is not clear. So as of right now, we don't know anything else other than that paragraph.

And the shooter is wearing a construction vest? And a gas mask. You could jump to some conclusions. He's probably wearing that, so he blended in. so no one would think a construction worker was going to do something. But then what's up at the gas mask? Did he put it on afterward? Again,

does he plan on gassing something? Also, I thought, does he want to be noticed and does he want to get shot? I would think you wear that to blend in because no one suspects a construction. Like, he's a worker, so we see workers all the time. We don't really pay attention. Like, we might know them. We just, those are people working. You know, I don't really look at a bunch of people anyway,

but if I see something working, I'm not like, I wonder if that's Chris. I don't remember their faces when nothing. You don't look at a bunch of people when you walk into place? Never, never. No, never. I don't want to be looking at me. I don't look at them. It's our deal.

I've got a deal with every place I go. With everyone, but they don't know it. I don't look at you. You don't look at me. You know it, but they don't. Yeah, I don't look at them. Some of them look at me. Mostly it's like, how did this, that guy who looks like that, get a wife that looks like that?

That's probably why you're not looking at them. That's most of it. I'm just embarrassed. everybody's like, what? How did he get her? So that's that situation. Now at least 13 people. Did that number go up or was it always 13? Okay.

Can I see the CMA thing? I saw that pop up as well. Michael run news stories all during the show. CMA Fest in Nashville. They've announced their lineup. And what's great about it is, it's the best time to come to Nashville. The shows will be cool.

I think, and you should come if you can't come. But, you know, if I announce the lineup, it's always the same people. I mean, not always exactly, but it's like award shows. Like how many times can we hear that so-and-so is going to perform at every single show? They're like, big an ounce, none of us performing. We're like, well, yeah, that's been the last seven shows, you know. But it will be awesome.

Kelsey, Aldine, Dirks, Kane, Luke Combs, Alan Jackson. The Alan Jackson thinks pretty cool. Yeah. Let me see if I see anybody else. It's good. I mean, there's a lot of people that are good here. I was wondering if Morgan Wallen was on there. He also might have a show.

I think that's also an issue two on the Friday and Saturday night of it. Or maybe the... Yeah. Some people have shows. I don't see more on there. Okay, so there you go. It's a riverfront stage,

amp stage. Mike, would you scroll down one more? Is there any more? The vibe stage. I don't know what that means. The reverb stage. All right. Well, there you go.

What was that date, Mike? If you guys want to come, June 9th through 12th. I'm doing two shows. We have an announcement. them or announce the tickets yet but just to give you a heads up if you want to come to town for this and on the 17th and 18th I'm doing two comedy shows in Nashville of June yeah June 17th and 18th is he playing somewhere he isn't yeah June 11th yeah June 11th he's playing with Eric church oh just not one day yeah um I'll be doing two shows 17th and 18th uh hopefully I just have to name it

find a couple openers and put tickets on sale but I'll probably do it in the next couple weeks if you guys want to come to that that will be awesome what month is that June June? Yeah I probably get you half off for tickets yeah cool I'll hit you up

let's see Aerosmith has released their very first recordings meaning they were unreleased tracks and if you like it which I like it also a lot is a little before me when they were like rock and roll Aerosmith but then when I got a little older I started listen to some of that

older Aerosmith stuff, and I like it. It's weird because it doesn't sound like Stephen Tyler at all. This old old stuff? To celebrate their 50th anniversary, Aerosmith has released one of their earliest known recordings. 1971, the road starts here. Here is an early version of DreamOn on.

They just released from 1971. What's different about that is he doesn't get to a high until later. Because then the other one, he's Dream on. Dream on! Dream on! I get so high. So that's not. Noise11.com is where that story's from.

So Scooby'd asked me, are there any unreleased, raging idiots tracks that we have? There's only one song we ever recorded and didn't put out. We haven't recorded a bunch of music. And some I wish we hadn't. The early days, we're like every band. Like, what were we thinking? But I have one song,

and we played it live a couple times, and we just stopped playing it, and it was called Good Old Days, and it was just a bunch of 90s references. And I didn't feel, I was like, I don't know if it's even that funny. But I have it, and I'm not sharing it to celebrate.

I'm just relating us to Aerosmith. Yeah, just like Aerosmith. Yeah, totally relatable. I don't know. Do you want to play it or no? Dude, I haven't heard this song in forever. Well, also, it's, again, not a song that we were going to put out. So no, if I play it, this isn't something I'm like, it's amazing.

But here you go. We have all of it. How long is the whole thing? 315. Oh, it's pretty long. Wow. Are we going to sit here? Yeah, play the whole thing.

Well. I want to hear it. Do we write this one together? No. I don't remember. Maybe. I don't remember. I don't know as long time ago. I know Walker Hayes produced it with me.

But I don't know. I have no idea. I don't remember. I don't either. We used to play it a lot though in shows. Yeah, here to go. On this front porch, watching the tree sway. Just think about how it used to be back in the good old days.

Antanas on my TV. It's cool that's out in May. and then we play all summer back in the good old days well if you want to know what it was like cassette tapes and a walkman all the kids were hooked on phonics has anyone out there seen Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Titanic made me cry slap bracelets on my wrist well it wasn't until I was 17 till I got my first kiss What will the jerk, Jay? Man, I sure do miss the good old days. Just hit me on my page, and I call you right back. Singing West Philadelphia, born and raised.

The margarina is where it's at. I watch Jerkel every Friday night before I go to sleep. I got 12 CDs for a pity, and I just got caller ID. Well, if you want to know, what it was like hooked on phonics Has anyone out there seen Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Titanic made me cry Slap bracelet's on my wrist Well it wasn't until I was A1 my first kiss I sure do miss The good old day I don't believe in Y2K He'll just find it

Star 69 Star 69 star 69 Star 69 And some good old Has anyone out there seen Jonathan Tatt Tatt Tannett? What will football and lobitt? I don't miss Lorena Bobbitt.

Google that. Man, I sure do miss the good old days. Pretty good. Question. A lot of references in there. If you don't get them, you don't get them. I know, I get all the references. You do? Every single one.

You're that age. Yeah, it's my wheelhouse for sure. So I liked it. I was listening for, oh, what's the next thing there's going to be? But did you say in there in one chorus that your first kiss was 17 and the end? Oh, it went 18, 19, it built? I'm slowly embarrassed by how old it got as it went. Got it.

I was wondering why you're doing that, but I get it now. It's funny. Hey, at least I'm paying attention. It isn't like funny, funny, but it's like novel interesting. You know, so we never put it out. That's our Aerosmith song. And now I'm reminiscing about the good old days. And Lorraine and Bobbitt?

Morgan, what happened? Morgan, what happened to Lorraine Bobbitt? Who's Lorraine of Bobbitt? I don't know. She cut off John Wayne Bobb's penis. It was a big story back in the day. Yep. When was that?

Her husband. Do you know what Star 69 is? Is that the prank call? Sort of. Kind of. Yeah, you call somebody back. Star 67 blocks for prank call. Star 69.

Call as the person who just called you. Oh, I did not know that. Yeah, so that song would be completely lost on you. Because we used to have to. John and the Taylor Thomas? Nothing. Yeah. Home improvement.

Remember when he showed up like a year again? go though and I was like there's a picture of John Taylor Thomas. I do know home improvement. He was the son that all the girls liked, the middle one. Okay. Has anyone out there seen Jonathan Taylor Thomas? He just disappeared forever. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Very select audience that understood that one. Has she ever watched Titanic? Yes. Titanic maybe. Slat bracelets. Yes.

Slap bracelets on my wrist. I had those. Well, it wasn't until I was 16, till I got my first kiss. Okay. What will the jury say? About? About OJ. What did he do?

Murdered somebody? Maybe. About OJ. Okay. We have to walk her through every part of that song. All right. So there you go. Man, I haven't heard that thing in ages.

I know. Long time. If the listeners demand it, we'll release it. But I got a feeling the demand is going to be quite low. It's going to be demand like New Coke. It came out and people were like, eh, take it back. The New Coke. Do you remember New Coke?

Yes. Also an old reference. Yes. Clear Pepsi. What newer reference, but same, same sitch for her. I think that's probably all we're going to do today. I mean, catchy, already in my head. That's it.

I know it is. You got money bones? For what? Roll the dice. You can't do it. If they ask for it, no. That's a great point. No.

No, you tell him no. Why are you so needy? Amy, why? So do you not need the money, Amy? We can't ask for it. It'd be fun if he wants to do it. Do you not need the money? If we, it'd be fun.

I have no money. Okay, well then that's okay, and that's why I asked. I went, my Venmo was broken. Yeah, dude, everything good. Your wallet's empty? No, it's not good. This is what happened. My Venmo wasn't working.

So then I go to the ATM and we'll give me any money. And then I call, I'm like, hey, my card's broken. And they're like, all right, we'll fix it. We don't see anything here. And I'm like, all right, are you sure? They're like, yeah, whatever it is, if there was anything on it, it's now fixed. I'm like, great. Go back to the ATM, nothing.

Call them back. Guys, my card's not working. And they're like, okay, hold on. Try now. Venmo, nothing. I don't understand. Can you please help? And what's the account? No.

Oh, you don't have any money in there. And I was like, oh. Yeah, real talk. Yeah. There's only one card working in your wallet. It's Uber Eats. Hey, look at that. When you don't have any money, nothing's working.

You have an Uber Eats gift card that your friend gave you. Uber Eats on a credit card. It was an actual card. No, no, no. I'm saying that would still work. This is. Okay. I was trying to make my gift good again.

Your gift was great. Okay. Love it. I can't get enough of it, actually. I walked in. When I walked in today, you guys were making some joke about it. What was that? What were you guys talking about my Uber gift card?

Amy, referenced it right when you're walking in as a part of something else. It had nothing to do with you. So just coincidentally. This is a funny joke about. I got it. I'm not going to say the details here, but I got a nice wedding gift from someone. And it was a gift card. But not really.

Not really. What do you mean? It's not. Well, mine's not really a gift card. It's food. Now, yours was literally a gift card. No, this is like... And I love yours, by the way.

Thank you. But I can tell you off the air, but they were like, hey, here's this. Blah, blah, blah. And I told Amy, he goes, she goes, ooh, it's like I did a gift card. Remover Eats. It's like, never going to add. But I think she set it because you were actually walking in the door. Really, Amy?

Oh, I guess not. I'm trying to get you out of that one. Thanks. It's fine. It's cool gift, though. What will the jury say about OJ? Man, I sure do miss the good old. days. Gosh, that's a jam. Been a bit. Now we love it.

Bring it back. All right, that's it. Thank you. Hope you have a great day today. You too, man. And Amy has a podcast today. It is the fifth thing with Cat. Do you spend your weekends escaping life or building the life you want? Yeah. Think about it. 100%.

Well, everyone, it's interesting to see. I mean, Cat and I... Driving to get cheaper gas. Getting away. Cat's a licensed therapist that joins me for every fifth thing because I started to get so many questions. I wanted like an expert. And so it's just interesting to think of how we spend our weekends. And then we just, yeah, it's good.

It's on four things with Amy Brown, but it's called the fifth thing. Check it out, four things with Amy Brown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. You guys have a good day. Eddie, there's no money here. Okay. So that's why I was asking.

That's all she wrote. All right. Maybe tomorrow. Cool. But your Vindmo works now? I don't know. Well, we should try if it would dice. Let me see if it works.

All right. All right. Oh, you're saying if you hit the number, you can pay you in Venmo. What are you saying? Eddie, I'm going to send you $1. Okay, love that. What a zero behind that? Test.

Oh, it's going to pay to my Venmo balance. It's not going to check and see if it's it. Never mind. We'll do it tomorrow. You sure? Send a dollar anyway. Let's see what works. No.

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