The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (07-11-23)

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

Bobby talks about redacting the last thing on his to-do list. A listener showed her daughter a picture of Lunchbox and now she can’t listen to the show. Eddie saw an email that somebody has been working in the company for 20 years and wants to know where we’d be in 20 years. Raymundo says a country artist turned down a date with one of his friends. Mike D peed next to a celebrity on vacation. Amy thought she found her class ring after listeners were messaging her online.  We go through some bizarre news stories we didn’t get to during the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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They put on Lizzie McGuire at 2 a.m. Video on Demand. This guy's bobo-o-bub. 2 a.m. Lizzie McGuire. And I'm like, wild bat you were with. It was like a first closet moment from me where I was like, You're like, I don't feel like she's hot, like the rest of that. No, no, no.

I was like, she's beautiful. But I'm appreciating her in a different way than these boys are. I'm not like, but listen to Los Coleristas on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or whatever you get your podcast. It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. This is my worksheet page for today. I got one little thing to draw a line through. Oh, one thing.

It says post show. Post show. The only thing we're not redacted. Oh, okay. My favorite part of the day is when I've redacted everything. I blacked it all out and get to toss the sheet. It's awesome, man. Is that word that new word that people started using to sound cool, redacted?

I never heard of until... Not a new word. Last few months. I don't feel like I use it in any context other than what it is because in a government document when it's redacted, it's literally looks like black Sharpie's gone over it. Yeah. And that's how I do every single thing.

Now, I don't actually redact it so you can't read it. I black it out, so I know it's completed, but it looks like a redacted document. Got it. But I don't think it's like TikTok's bringing the word. I felt like people just started using it to sound like, oh, man, this is a redacted document or whatever. Well, it probably is that. But you had never heard that before ever in the world. And now it's on it's everywhere.

I had heard that. When did you start hearing it? Redacted? That's so. Stop, Eddie. You did not know that word before five years. Or alien stuff. Yeah, any kind of document.

And it's redacted. That's like a lawyer, even like when they release legal papers. There's blacked out redacted stuff. When did you start hearing it? Like in the last minimum year. Maybe it's like the word unprecedented's been around forever, but lately, in the last few years we hear it more. Is it like that? No, I don't think so.

I think he just hasn't been around the word redacted. Scoff is one of them that I learned because of captions, close captions. So when someone like in the TV show goes, they do scoff. And I'm like, huh. You know, tongue clicking is something. from the close captions that I never realized that was a thing. Tongue clicking. Yeah.

I guess like the, like that. That's it. It'll go tongue clicking. And I guess I would never have called it that, but because of close captions, I now know what tongue clicking is. Another one was blowing raspberries. I've never heard of that.

Same thing. I knew what it was, but I didn't know that's what it would be called right there on the show. Captions, man. That's where it's at. This is how we know we're getting older. Watch of captions last night. Let me play the voicemail.

This is my final voicemail. on my sheet here. Ray, play number one, please. Hi, I just wanted to let you guys know that I showed my 15-year-old daughter what you look like, and she's outraged and says she can't listen to the show anymore because lunchbox's face does not align with his voice. It doesn't make sense.

How did he sound so like, yeah, whatever his face is like, yeah. Like, it doesn't make sense to me. It's not aligning my brain. That's all. Big voice. Little face. Little face.

Little guy. I don't know what she means. That. People don't often think you're just a skinny white guy. Yeah, I've gotten a lot. Yeah, I think I'm a big black guy. All the time. Some.

But yeah, you definitely sound bigger than you are. Did you have that voice when you were like 11? Yep. Always deeper than everybody else? Always deeper. Did you ever go through a voice, like a change where it's like, oh, you're like, hi, I'm a lunch box. I mean, there was every once in a while where I, you know, the,

but mostly my voice was pretty deep. He came out crying like that. It's like a cow. No, it's okay. That's how he cries. Anything you want to say to her? No, but I mean, yeah, I have a good looking face and a deep voice. A lot of ladies like that.

Eddie, you saw an email from the company talking about somebody who had been here 20 years? Yeah, yeah. It was like one of our sales guys. Been here for 20 years. Local or like whole company? Local. And they were like, you know, congratulate him. Like, it's pretty amazing. Like 20 years at one single place.

Then I started thinking, like, well, what are we going to do from 20 years from now? Like, where will we all be? And so I kind of wanted to ask you guys, like, where do you think you'll be in 20 years? First of all, I've been with the company 20 years. I never got an email. Yeah, you didn't think about that. Yeah, I'm coming up on 20 years. It was probably the local.

Literally, literally I saw that email and I thought, boy, they got three months. And I better be getting an email saying, congrats on 20 years. But Bones has already passed that 20 years. I understand. I didn't know about Bones. I'm talking about me personally. I thought about that. I saw that email, literally in my head, I said, well, they better send an email in three months.

Why ain't talking about lunchbox? You're talking about you? I'm talking about me. I guess I started. I've been in 21 years. Bones, you should send your... 21, 2002. I was in Little Rock.

Oh, yeah, that's right. I was in Arkansas. And then Austin and then haven't been in it for over 20 years. That's crazy. That's loyalty right there. I don't know that it's loyalty. Really? I think it's both.

I think it is a healthy relationship. more than loyalty. It's a business. I understand it's a business. I understand things have, decisions have to get made. Sometimes it are uncomfortable. Buy me and for me because it's a business.

So I don't know that it's loyalty because it's a faceless brand. However, it's been a very healthy relationship, especially with people that I think I'm loyal to that run the company. There we go. Because if they left, it'd feel a bit different.

But I don't know that it's loyalty. But I do love the company. And 21 years and not a single email. I think you should write your own email. Congratulations. Oh, I should reply all and be like, hey, congrats. Bobby's been here 21. No one said a dang word about it.

And then say you're three months out. The clock's ticking on my. I'll send it right now. 20 years. 63. Oh, man. I better be retired. Oh, for sure.

If we are not retired by then, Eddie, we are in deep trouble. We're going to be retired. Y'all need to come up with a plan. Well, we're going to make some more money. Okay. That's right. Eddie's got chickens. I got chickens, man.

Oh, yeah. I made like 500 bucks on chickens, but then I spent it on that tow truck. It's okay. You'll make more. So I'm back to zero. Did you make 500 like in the black? No, I guess with expenses, just like, you know. Is it worth it?

Are people more and more people asking for chickens? Yeah. Like, I think I'm down to my whole neighborhood asking for chickens now. I feel like his energy is down about that. It's exhausting, man. You don't realize how hard it is to run a business. And so I tell him I do it once a week. And so like every Sunday I start stressing out.

Like, man, I got to make like 10 chickens today. And so that's part of business though. You know what? Every Sunday is going to be my chicken day. It just is what it is. What if you go out of town? Then I tell them we're shut down for the week. And it's worth it to you to be stressed out.

Are you making enough money to count for the stress? I think the extra cash is good. Yeah. I mean, it feels good. You can park anywhere now. Yeah, I do. You're making so much cash. Whatever.

I told it, I don't care. I got extra cash. You're making extra chickens. See, I would really like to see Eddie's like expensive. report and see if he's really making like $3 a chicken or if he's making $7 a chicken. Won't you ask him? He doesn't have that written down. I mean, sure, I can ballpark it. I'm making about

seven bucks a chicken. I can ballpark it. Yeah. He has no idea. Look, the chicken costs $10. What is that? What's that? I'm not doing that. It's P&L, then. I thought that was licenses like at a stadium. And I think this is where you track everything like you. Guys have a P&L.

Girls have a vagina. I don't know for sure. It's not like, province and law. Is that like profits and losses? I don't know. Yes, profits and losses. Okay. Hey, we need to get one of those. P&Ls, dude.

We'll get P&Ls in a 401 case. I've only ever heard it used in like investment banking type stuff, but that's what that is. Okay. Yeah, good. That's good. Yeah, I know investment banking. Well, if you're looking to ever... I don't know investment banking.

I've ever only heard it talking about and people are like, hey, we... But, yeah. I saw Rolls Royce in the news. Something was up with them. Oh, their stock? Yeah, like not good. Oh, not good. Oh, luckily I sold that.

Oh, you sold it? But you didn't even buy the car. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I thought I bought the car. He bought like a engine or like a power or something. It's like holdings. That's my fault.

My fault. It wasn't even the car. Okay. Anyway, chickens, you're good. Yeah, man, we're doing good. We're still in business. So 10 bucks a chicken. 10 bucks a chicken.

And two of my coworkers, they signed up for the weekly subscription. Two of your coworkers. Our co-workers. Is that like us? Kevin and Pitts. They're going to have one. That would be our coworkers too. Right, right.

But I mean, it sounded better like my business. You know, my customers. Two of my customers. Do you have a subscription? Have subscribed to one a week. But then what if you go to town? Wait, but the subscription, they're just paying you every week. Yeah, well, I have to deliver a chicken every week.

But you're supposed to give a discount if you are a subscription. So they should pay you $70 a month for four chickens a month. That's how I'd said it. 70 bucks, yeah. And that'll make it a little more expensive. That'll make me more money. No, Eddie, you're an idiot. Oh, it's a little less money for me, but it's constant business.

Oh, my God. Right. Yeah, I like it. Yes. I like it. But then. But let's not say anything. yet because they're just paying regular price right now.

Now I'm saying it also could be good for you because let's say you can buy more chickens for cheaper price if you buy more in bulk. Funny you say that. You know who reached out to me? A chicken farm. They want to supply me. Like with a deal?

Yeah, they said, dude, let us be your supplier. Some chicken farm in Alabama. But what does that mean? I don't know. I don't know yet. But it's cool that I'm going to have a supplier. Like now I don't have to go to the grocery store. It's not meth, dude.

So you're getting it wholesale? And they'll be cheaper. So now my chickens will probably be six bucks a chicken. Now, okay, now you're talking, but what do they want? Just you to pay for the chickens? Yeah, just business. But how do you get them to you? Yeah, is there a certain amount of quantity that you have to buy to get that price?

Because you've got to get your price down. If you buy 100 chickens, it may be $3. If you buy 25 chickens, it may be $700. Where am I going to keep 100 chickens? That's my wrong, baby. That's an investment that you have to. That's show business. Yeah, that's where I need investors.

It's show biz, baby. He messes that up every time. That's show business. Yeah, because I watch Shartank And they always talk about Where can you get your cost down to And the more you order the cheaper it gets I'm willing to jump in with you

But you got to commit to it Yeah, hey, you can borrow my fridge So like I just rent your fridge from you No, if I'm a business partner You can no, I need investors and do it right And I'm going to buy real fridges Well, that's what I just said Where are you going to put the fridges

By my garage? But you have to really commit Let's say you spend 400 bucks Oh, May as new cars And that's only fridges comes home to a fridge bowl and chickens. His wife comes on. There's a delivery truck out from what is that?

Oh, that's our three new fridges. How dedicated are you to the chicken business? Very. No, no, no, no, no. Stop the game. Stop the game. How dedicated are you to the chicken business? Extremely.

Hold on. But dedication in that you're just going to keep one or two more here. Would you invest more of your money to grow the business? Yes. I would. And now I just need to make it legal. Because I keep getting a lot of messages saying you're going to get fined. You're going to get fined.

you like don't start like getting licenses. I thought we looked it up and the state's going to see changed their... But also... We did, but listen, we are national. We are national and people are like, can you please ship me a chicken? No. I can't ship it to Massachusetts yet. That's a whole different beast.

Oh, yeah. I don't have to get dry ice and packaging. Okay, that's investment. Then you're going to have to charge $40 a chicken. Right. Well, now that'd be too much. But the Massachusetts people, you're going to charge more because it costs more to ship dry ice. He has no idea how even gets there.

Yeah, he doesn't know how that works. Stop. How does that work? I don't know how it gets there overnight. That is baffling to me. But, I mean, you could partner with Hello Fresh. I don't think Hello Fresh wants to jump in with Eddie, though. I mean, it would be bad.

They could. Right, no, no, I hear. They have the distribution. I hear you. They do. But my point is, why would they jump in with a guy making random chickens from his grill? Maybe. Maybe Hello Fresh can add Eddie's smoking hot chicken

to one of their dishes. That's what I'm saying. If you wanted to actually talk about... I'll set up a meeting. See, now he's already in. Who do you know at Hello Fresh? Mr. Fresh. No, I know Mr. Hello. So dumb.

Let me check out the owners. I think there's something here. Absolutely. Absolutely. We just got to get... But I don't think you're committed enough to actually do more than make some extra like passive income. Yeah, because if I go to Hello Fresh, Eddie,

it's going to have to be more than once a week. Like, because they're going to need more than 10 chickens. He's not going to Hello Fresh. Right. No, I get it. If we go to Hello Fresh level, we're going to need like a factory and stuff. That's what I'm saying. Or you teach them how to do it and you license out, Eddie's.

But no one cares to license that because it's nothing yet. We don't know yet. Yes, we do. You got to start going to farmers markets on the weekend and selling your chicken. That's a lot of work. It's stuff like that, though. But that's how we make business. That's how we scale it.

Why is he saying we now? He keeps forcing himself into my business. And speaking of, he's the only one who won't buy a chicken from me. I said as a celebrity endorser, I get him for free. That's how it works with celebrities. Even Morgan number two is like, I don't eat chicken, but I'll take smoked corn. I was like, I can smoke corn for you. You smoke corn for?

Yeah, I can smoke a Hershey's Bar. Oh, yeah. You can smoke Hershey's Bar. Huh? How much are you selling corn for? No, I'll just do it down for free because it's corn. How for us? What do you want?

All right, I'll take him corn for free. No. You just said you'll do it for free. She hadn't bought a chicken? She doesn't eat chicken. I don't eat the chicken. I don't eat the chicken either. Obviously, he doesn't. He hadn't bought one. Exactly.

I'm getting a headache. Okay. But there's a farmer's market by my house, man. There's one by mine too. It happens once a week. We'll go. I'll set up a stand. He's always setting up stuff.

Meetings with Hello Fresh. A stand. I will set up a tent. But how much money are you willing to invest? No, no, I'm a partner. Fitty, 50. There's no partner. You have no 50.

You didn't put 50 in. And you don't do anything. I'm going to be at the farmer's market, selling them, suckers. Then he paid you $12 an hour. That's not 50-50. He gets a minimum wage. Yeah, that's not 50-50.

Okay, 60. I'll take 60, you take 40. Good luck. Eddie, keep rolling. Thank you, man. I'm trying to help him out. Like, he's not going to go to the farmer's market. I might. He's actually started a business, though, and is selling chickens.

It's way more than what you've ever done. Really? I bought a storage war. No, you didn't buy storage war. I had to pay for the storage locker. And then your part of it got screwed up in a lot of ways. That's business. business, baby. No. Ray Muno says the country artist turned down a date from one raise friends because

the country artist did not want to work out. Yeah. Was she, walk me through this. Don't say, you don't have to say, is this a country being the secret? I mean, I've waited a decent amount of time so I can tell it. But it's a really great story. Okay, go ahead. And it's totally true.

But we had this friend, really good looking blonde. She was our friend, and we knew her very well. So she's able to pull pretty much anybody. and so she's on Raya and this country artist is on Raya. Raya's like the dating app for famous people.

Yeah, and so they go, they went on some dates, they definitely went to some bars and they definitely hooked up. Multiple dates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And multiple hookups. Well, there's another level to this.

So then she's like, well, I want something more in this relationship to just going to bars with this country artist. So she hits them up and she goes, hey, we should do something else besides just getting S-faced on the weekends. Do you want to, you want to, like, go for a run? and the country artist

texted her back and goes I don't run and so this is a total turnoff to her and she goes well maybe a light jog and that was the end of it the country artist never responded he was pissed and offended

that she had texted hey maybe you want to go for a run took it the wrong way that totally ended the entire relationship why are you guys riding something down I know who it is they're guessing I mean I could guess who I don't know who it is

we got the same person we got the same person Oh, I don't think it's that's probably the one I would write down too, but I don't run. Okay, maybe. Hold on. Do you think we're thinking that for the right person? Probably. Let me whisper in your ear.

Yeah. Yeah. Did they get it too? Wow. Yeah, it's pretty easy. It's so funny. I don't run. Like what?

At least go on the date with her and take like you're on. That's funny that I don't run. She says, how about a light jog? And there's no response. What is it? That was done so. That's pretty funny. Never talked again.

Mike D said he peed next to a country store on vacation. Okay, okay. It's kind of a lunchbox segment here. Yeah, I was at a restaurant. But not here. No. I was in Lake Tahoe. Went to the bathroom at the restaurant.

And I heard this familiar voice next to me. And I didn't want to look over to be weird. But I kind of pulled a lunchbox and stood there a little bit longer. So we would wash our hands together. In northern California? Yeah. You saw a country star. Yeah.

And then right after that saw him. And it was him. You crossed streams. No. No. What? No That's weird

Cross streams What is that even? It's like you pee It's like you pee Yeah, what you mean I've never done that yet Like the stream Hey was it the same person

That's the same person I think it's a different person Okay I think this guy runs Is this guy from California? No Oh it's Darks Why

He likes outdoors He runs Like he's in like That's nothing That's nothing That's right story That might just said he runs He probably

Maybe not right now Mmhmm Probably has he been in this On the show Yes McGrath. Is he younger than 50? Yes.

Okay, now McGraw. I nailed it. Dude, right? I mean, dude, obviously. Dude. Group. Or solo? Group. Singer.

Singer of the group. Singer of the group. So it's going to be Zach Brown, Matt Ramsey. It's going to be... Jimmy. A little big town? Oh, Jimmy. Jimmy World?

I was like... Oh, Lady A. Charles Kelly. It's got to be one of those four. It's one of those four. Is it one of those four? Charles Cowell. Matt Ramsey.

You see Matt Ramsey Vald Dominion in Lake Tahoe in a bathroom? And he recognized me, which is, I mean, we had him on the Bobby Cats, but I'd never really expect anybody to recognize me. And I was like, hey, what are you doing here? I was like, what are he doing here? Why, what was he doing there? They were playing a show like the night before. So he stayed a couple extra nights there.

And then... How random? It was just randomly there. That's like seeing your geography teacher in a Walmart in Iowa. That's all cool. So we ate at the same restaurant, and then we were staying at the same hotel. So then I see him again the next day getting coffee, just having breakfast by himself. By himself?

Yeah. Oh, man. Did you invite him along? I just said I to him. Probably was waiting for an invite. Didn't get him. He's all by himself. I was going to write a song about it.

And then I also saw Red Aiken's also there eating breakfast. I think Red's having another kid? Really? Excuse me? I think. You may look this up. Oh, my God. Why are you excusing him?

What is? What is that? Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, he had a, yeah. Do you have a baby recently? Yeah. So Thomas Rett's brother. Half brother is like 30 years younger than he is.

Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's it say? March 13th baby was born. Oh, wow. So, yes.

So, hold on. So this baby is younger than its nieces and nephews. Yes. Yeah, that happens sometimes. I've had it happen. So when you've had it. Not to me, but my friend, I don't know if I should say her name, but Lauren, her, her, her dad had a kid after she had a kid.

Yeah. Got it. So why would you say, I don't know if I said her name, I said that name immediately without missing a beat? Well, I didn't say last name. Got it. Why would you not say their name, though?

Like, what's the problem with the name? I don't know. But yeah, that's crazy, right? There was some tension there for a while. Like, it was like weird hurt feelings, but good now. For what, though? Lauren was hurt.

Because her dad remarried? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, he's weird voice in me. Yeah, yeah, no, no. I don't know exactly. I mean, just like, I think that has to be weird that you have kids and then your parent has a kid. Younger than your kid.

So now you're assuming they were hurt? No, no, I know. Okay. I know. Okay. Okay, cool. Amy's, well, she thought her Aggie ring was found. Somebody messaged her about a 2003 Aggie ring.

2003. That's the same year. Her classroom's been gone the whole time. It was getting spread around on Facebook. And so our listeners are awesome to even be looking out. And so they're like, hey, just have you seen this? And I click on it, I scroll down. I'm like, oh my goodness.

Well, it's from West Texas A&M. Wrong school. And there's Texas A&M Commerce, too. Yeah, mine's just the... And Corpus Christi. Just Texas A&M normal. Still no ring. Still no ring.

Eddie, your kids, they were selling that energy drink, like they would go buy it and then resell it. Which one was it? Prime. Do you see, that's the one that's kind of... Yes, but there's a keyword in there, energy. The FDA might look into YouTube or Logan Paul's energy drink called Prime because it's marketed to kids and it's a ton of caffeine. A 12 ounce can has as much as six cans of Coke. And this is a good PSA for parents out there because parents like, they want to make their kids happy. So the kids are like, I want Prime. And so literally some parents are driving all over town looking for Prime. But that energy, the Prime energy drink is much easier to find. So parents are buying the energy drink not realizing it's the energy drink. But really, that's the bad one.

much for a prime chicken combo. Ooh, if I can go in business with Prime did, we'd be bawling. Give us part of your meal. You don't go on business with them. The Prime chicken flavor. Eddie's spicy. Smoking hot. Smoking hot chicken with a side of Prime.

With Prime. With Prime. A study found the most stressed out cities in America are Cleveland, Detroit, Baltimore. Why do you feel hard working? No, you got to worry about getting popped. Crime? Yeah.

Memphis is probably on there too. Memphis. Yeah, seven. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. 83% of Americans currently feel stressed about inflation. 75 feel stressed about violence and crime. Whoa. To determine the cities where America's coat best, they compared, and here you go.

The top 10 most stressed. Cleveland, Detroit, Baltimore, 4, Birmingham, Alabama, 5, Philadelphia, 6 Shreveport, 7, Memphis, 8, Fayetteville, North Carolina, 9, St. Louis, 10, Augusta, Georgia. Dang. Lease stressed. It's mostly, there's a lot of Dakotas in here. Sufaw, South Dakota, Fargo, North Dakota, Bismarck, North Dakota, Rapid City, South Dakota. There's some New England, Noshua, New Hampshire, South Burlington, Vermont, link, yeah, that's Nebraska. But, yeah, I guess it's no crime versus crime, basically.

Wow. Those are the least stress cities. You guys worry about crime? Yeah, sometimes. Like, do you drive in, like, rough parts of neighborhoods and you, like, worry about stuff? Like, do I go and search out rough parts? No, no, no, but, like, if you're driving in, like, a. rough part of town. I don't even know what that is. You head out of the skid row and worry about crime?

I don't really stress. But there's crime in all parts of town. I am consumed with crime. What you're talking about? I know what you're saying. I think about all time. I got jumped. I've been having my house broken into. I've been robbed a gunpoint. I've been pistol whips. Yeah. I mean, I think about it all time. I think about it so often that I don't think about it. It just exists. So yeah, I'm always looking. But I'm also never scared. Meaning I don't go somewhere. Because I used to live in a place where people would be scared to go through. Because it's just so poor, people are like, well, we're probably going to get robbed here. This is a bad part of town.

But no, we just didn't have any money. It wasn't that we were trying to rob everybody. You're not scared. You're just vigilant. Usually if you don't cause, it's like a snake. If you don't go trying to stomp on a snake or mess with a snake, the snake can come bite you. Right. That's mostly how people are too.

For the most part. Sometimes you accidentally step on the snow. Well, if you don't mess with somebody, most time you don't get messed with. Now, there are obvious times where you get home gets a burglarized. Somebody just mugs you straight up. Sure. But, no. but yes, all the time, but never.

Stop, man. If that makes sense. One of my friends, I may have said this on the show, one of my friends was in his car just right down the road near the stadium driving through, and a dude runs up to him and starts shooting at the car right, like two cars in front of him, and then the gun comes out of the car window

and starts shooting back. No. I didn't tell you guys this? No. You know the person, I'm not going to say it here on the air. But yeah, he was in traffic and just sitting there and da-da-da-da-da. The other person, he was like, oh, my God.

And he's trying to, like, get down. But it was over before he, like, could, totally comprehend what was happening. Wow. Got run through the car. Da-da-da-da. They run away. Nobody got hit.

I think the car got hit. But, yeah, right in front of them. That's pretty not good. That's pretty not good. That's pretty not good. That's not good. It wasn't even like a crazy part of town that you guys would say.

It was just somewhere. Wow. Doctors find a whole octopus stuck in a man's esophagus. Excuse me? He's trying to eat it. A whole one? Like a baby? Well, first of all, I don't eat octopus.

Squid? Octopus are very smart. It's probably smarter than we are. So I don't eat octopus. There's octopus on the menu. No thank you. Squid? I'll have a taste.

That's not an octopus. It's not an octopus. I have a taste of squid. Calamari? Delicious. Doctors in Singapore were shocked to discover an octopus lodged in a man's esophagus while performing a gastrointestinal examination to see what was causing him to vomit.

The unnamed man first realized something was wrong when he started vomiting following a meal that happened to include a raw octopus. when he realized that he also had trouble swallowing, the man panicked quickly decided to pay a visit to the hospital. They did a seat. Oh, I'm looking at it. Oh, my God. Big chunk.

It's a full, small octopus, and it's, it's, it's, imagine his throat hole. But imagine you're looking up through his throat hole, and all you see hanging down are the legs. Oh, no. That's what it is. Oh, my God. Okay. My bad.

I was thinking esophagus was your nose. No, it's your throat. Well, now I hear that. Oh, man. That's the whole whole. Oh, my goodness. Oh my goodness. It's like the only thing

that's not coming down the hole is the head. It's like the head's looking out of the ninja turtle hole. The drain, the sewer. Wow. Yeah, sewer. And all the ninja turtle legs

are down below if their head... That's what the octopus is. They try the push technique, but the octopus would not go down without a fight and then it kind of ripped his esophagus. So they tried to get the endiscopathy esophagus into the stomach

and then retroflex it and they had to use forceps to grab it and pull it out of this Like up and it's unclear why swallowed it hole. It's small. I could see where maybe you would but it's not oh man. That's tough to look at. That's bad man. That's bad man. An 82 year old woman escapes an alligator attack by poking it in the eye. Ooh. Y a yada yon. That doesn't seem real that's for sure stooges. I mean what do you do? I mean yeah you try to grab it's eye out. You don't have a lot of options an 82. two-year-old woman, by the way. The gator snatched her in Hilton Head, South Carolina, and he got the old gator in the eye, the poke in the eye. Wow. And it let her go. The gator just

leapt out of the water, bit down across her legs. That was the first bite. She went into shock, said she was in such shock. She didn't feel any pain. She said, the after, they called the death roll, you know, when the gator rolls the, yeah, that's how to get you. He grabs it and then flips, and sometimes it knocks them out, but, or drowns them, too, like it'll hold them down under. so she had the death roll done to her and she gets flipped and then she just crammed her thumb in the eye that's crazy she survived the flip

both of these stories were like have me feeling all she was rushed to the hospital several reconstructive surgeries for skin grafts and to place metal rods in her legs and a stroke of more luck the orthopedic surgeon thought he may have to remove her legs but said that she was an 80 year old miracle

did I tell you guys I saw a shark in Florida, like right on the shoreline. I mean, I'm talking five feet away from the shoreline. And I followed it. I was doing my... It's like a spaceship you saw, UFO? No, no, no, this is real. This is real. And I walked along with it.

Did you start yelling? No, no, no. You got to. No, no, the shark wasn't... It was just swimming. No, no, but you still got to tell people, man. This was like six in the morning. And I don't know. You're knocking on doors, waking people up. No, but people were still at the beach and I would be like, guys, look, it's a shark.

And people would just get together and we would follow the shark along the shore. And you know, mostly, shark like snake, like human? Just chilling. Don't mess with it. It won't mess with you. Yeah, but if you're swimming in that water, guess what? It can mess with you. A little kid accidentally hits it in the face. Boom, bites his arm off, Eddie's responsible.

Well, there were some people, no, there were some people swimming. I didn't know we got all the way to that. Yeah, that was a quick jump to me being responsible. Well, you didn't tell people. How big was it? We need to check and see if there are any shark bites now. They're about, it was about four feet long. See, that's too big.

You can't like kids get in the water, man. There were people in the water, and the shark would go right by and be like, I'll go around them. You sure just want. It wasn't like a carp. No, man. It was a chart. Did you take video?

Abby said she saw a hammerhead. Okay, guys. Okay. Dead serious. Yeah, I did. Abby. No, I really did. See?

How were your vacation, by the way, Abby? It was a lot of weird things happened. Oh, junior dude, break up. What are you talking about? Abby, go ahead. How was your vacation? Pretty stressful. Like, I drove down there by myself and it was all the traffic.

So it was like nine hours instead of seven. and then what else happened? Oh, so I was getting off, or I was standing in the lobby, and this lady was getting off the elevator, and I didn't see her, and she completely ran into me with the luggage cart. I was like, okay. Hurt your foot, ankle? Yes.

Knee? Yeah, no, my ankle. Bruce. And then someone's, not too bad. And then someone stole my flip-flops on the beach. Well, lunchbox has any shoes on the beach you can have. I guess it probably was. That's what happens is you just leave them there and it's like,

well, someone walks by. Like, why would you just leave your shoes? You saw a hammerhead? I did, yeah. How, though? From the pier. No, it was from the pier. But that was literally probably, what, 50, not even, no, like 25 yards off to the shore.

And there were kayakers right by it. Oh. I'm telling you. People don't care. But hammer heads don't do anything. Okay. They don't mess with you, I hear. Oh, hammering in the head.

Really? That's not why they call him that. Their heads look like kind of hammers. Maybe lunchbox is just extras and said with this because he was bit by a shark once. He wasn't. He wasn't. He was a lot. I wasn't bit.

Lie detector said it was a lie. Abby, you went to Florida, right? By yourself? What do you know? She went to the devil too. By yourself? Yeah. My friend was going to go, but then they had to back out.

What friend? Just one of my friends. Like guy you're dating? That's what I'm saying. It's over. That's what happened. No, that is not what happened. But luckily one of my other friends was down there with her family, so we got to hang out a lot.

So that was really fun. And it was awesome because we got to watch the fireworks from the balcony. And I'm probably going to go there every year. So you didn't have to do it by yourself. Right. Yes, because it was pretty depressing last year in Key West when I was by myself. I remember that. I was by myself watching the fireworks.

Oh my gosh. How lucky is she that there was another family down there because of the dude? Did you know before you got down there the dude? The dude. I didn't say it was a dude, but. Okay. The human. Yes.

My friend. I had everything booked so I couldn't get out of it. Oh, my goodness. But everything was non-refundable. But did you get down there and then you were told it? No, I did know a few days before. And this human, do you still talk to them? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. I mean, no hard feelings. Oh, but you talk to them, but you don't talk to them. We're just friends, so whatever friends talk about. You know? I don't know, man. But you're friends now, but were you more than friends then?

Pre. There's no difference. There's no change. I mean, there's no hard feelings. I understand when things come up when you can't go somewhere. I'm not really answered my question, but I'm okay with it. Okay, Abby, thank you. Oh, man, that's tough.

Ray, how was Dominican Republic? It was epic, dude. Can you talk normal? No, we love going to places that are kind of third world country. We get through. We went to a resort. I don't think, I mean, parts of D.R. They very much are.

Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, I don't. Would you consider, no. Like, Haiti and D.R. I've never been Dominican Republic. I don't want to say it over and over again because I'll stumble. But Haiti, they're, right there. They're literally next door in Haiti's for sure. Yeah, like, I think, yeah, yeah.

There's some, I'm sure. And Ray stays in the resort. I know. laugh because Wright's like third world country and he's like got those humongous like oversized martini glasses full of beer. We're in a third world country. Yes. There's a lot of poverty there but I guess it was just your presentation of it.

Correct. And it's not like we were doing missionary work. We're down there to party and have fun. We love going to third one. But what I'm saying is to have that experience. I'd say yes, the Dominican Republic is a third world country. It ranks 76 out of 188 countries on the human development index with a score of 0.683. 76 at what?

188. I would feel like that's not in the third. I'm just telling you what it says. From the conversion prison. I'm sure you're right. Listen, I'm sure you're right. It's probably some sort of poverty. Yes, absolutely.

Lack of infrastructure. I guess with Ray's presentation of his whole time, it was him at a nice resort partying. And he's like, we like to go to third world countries. I was like, are you sure you're going to a third world country? I'm just saying something that's different than our life here. So then you start to appreciate stuff, you know, as the days go on. Because there they don't have water. So we had bottle water to drink it, for your toothbrush, everything.

The air didn't get under it. I mean, it might have been 80 in our hotel room. Yeah. So then, you know, towards the end of the vacation, as relaxing and restorative as it is, you're like, get me back to America, bro. And then you start appreciating the stuff in the America. It's the perfect vacation. Yeah.

But yeah, we saw it. We saw a shark. We saw a beautiful water. We saw it every drink you can name on the menu. it was greatness. Ray put up a really beautiful Instagram post about it. It's Sisson Raimundo, right? Yeah.

Yeah, because did you read it? It's so good. I feel like it was a different side of Ray. I think he was getting all like nostalgic on the airplane. He was drunk. He's drunk. He does that when he's drunk. When he's drunk, he's all loving and hug.

Yeah, he was just writing about how like just the people in the DR are just full of joy and how it. Why I call it DR? Were you calling it DR? Yeah, he does. I don't know where that came from when I started saying it. I kind of felt like a douche. It's fine. Okay.

And he was just talking about appreciating things in life and how that trip showed them, like, what is really important. And I don't know, it was pretty deep and it was really long. What's really important? He's wasted the whole time it looked like. No, we really weren't. But there's no spelling errors in that post. You can tell I wasn't drunk. But honestly, everybody there is just always is smathlet, is smiling and giggling and everything.

you think, man, let me see this back in America. We came back to Baltimore. Good gosh, I was riding the tram. I was like, I haven't seen a smile. I've been through like three exits now. In the DR, everybody smiles. You went to Baltimore to go to the DR? Yeah.

Still hitting up the travel agent on that one. I mean. Seems like the opposite. Your graphically, it really don't make sense. I can just give you the first sentence of his thing. Please. Did you save it? Yeah, Amy, how many times do you like this post?

Amy sounds like this changed her life. Okay. Well, because it's very close to Haiti and her kids are from Haiti. I pulled him in. Is that why? Okay. A vacation recap. We chose to return to the heartbeat of the Caribbean, the Dominican Republic.

If you ever need to be reminded why, the colored pencil turquoise exists or that happiness is the only commodity that money can't buy, it's the DR. Oh, he got paid to do this trip, huh? No, I honestly reached out, but I got turned down. Hashtag D.R. partner. For real, for real. I didn't name the resort so I didn't get paid Wait, did you try?

Oh, I tried, but they said, I'm not interested. Okay. That's worth the shot, man. 120 and then Bays are pumping in 35K. That's good, though. I'm surprised they didn't give you anything. But, I mean, there's the celebrities that go to that place, Ray, tell them who you ran into.

We had NBA stars. We had Damien Lillard. Was that a real picture? Yeah. Yeah, because he had video of it. I'm going to tell you why I didn't think it was weird because Dame's like in the center of this big tray. He wants out of Portland.

because they just drafted Scoot, and now he's like, I'll only go to Miami, so it's like the center of the NBA universe right now. And Ray posted a picture with him, I was like, either I took that five years ago, or that's some sort of, that's crazy. Yeah, just sitting there eating ice cream, and he walked by, I said to my chair, go, that's Dame. I mean, Dame has the most distinctive walk. He's bow-legged.

So, I mean, that's Dame, that's Dame, ran right up to him. Bro did not break stride. It was a moving picture. I'm blurry as hell. Thank God, he's in focus and just kept walking. And then I re-look at the picture, he gave the people. signed. How timely. I thought it was a picture. I mean, how great... That's super cool. When he buzzed

out on the sword loser's page and I was like, oh my gosh, how does that happen? Should have said, we got an exclusive interview. Yeah, did you ask him about the trade stuff? Well, he didn't talk to me, so I didn't get anything. That sucks. He said he didn't say a word. Like, just didn't break stride, didn't say a word, just boom, just kept going. A girl 18 has her entire scalp

ripped off by a machine at Nippy's Juice Factory. What? At what factory? Nippy's juice factory? She thought she was going to die. Oh! So like, it caught her hair. The machine didn't. She didn't die. But it ripped her scalp off. That would hurt.

So your hair's hanging out? Your hairs don't just fall off. A teenage girl's entire scalp was ripped off in a horrific workplace accident. Alexandra Trandafil 18 was working as a shed hand when her hair became tangled in a machine. She was

taking an ambulance. Paramedics had to retrieve her scalp from the machine. No. But could only reattached part of it. Three years later, still treatment. This was three years ago?

I guess it's three years ago, yeah. Oh. The factory was fined. Boy, that's just a grab. Oh. Man, I always be worried about the bailer at the, you know, like Sam's. And when I worked at Randall's, the grocery store and you'd put cardboard boxes in there. Lobby Lobby Man, same thing.

I was always terrified of, like, like, what happens if I get trapped in there? And it's just coming down on me. Like, ugh. Beverly Hillbillies. Like, a Tucky Farmer discovers a massive silver. Civil War era gold and silver coin hoard in this cornfield. Wow. That's pretty cool.

That's pretty crazy. I'm going to do this in the hairstyle thing and we'll wrap this up. Metal detector? A Kentucky man got the surprise of his life while digging in its field earlier this year. 700 coins from the American Civil War area. The Great Kentucky Horde includes hundreds of U.S. gold pieces dating between 1840 and 1863. All this money, it's hundreds of thousands of dollars, apparently. Like for real, though, you're not pulling our leg?

I don't pull legs, bro only once. Just prove I still had it. You still had it. Yeah, still got it. You still got it. Man, imagine that just randomly. That's amazing.

LiveScience.com. Finally, a third of us want our hairstylist to cut the chit-chat. My hairstylist is pretty good. She's like, what kind of mood are you in? I'm just going to be quiet.

Okay, cool, we'll be quiet the whole time. Just been with her a while. She kind of gets it. And sometimes I'm tired from talking all day. and sometimes I got stuff I want to talk about. But most people, I guess they don't have the relationship, and so it's kind of hard to have that communication if you don't. Chit-chat. Do you have the same hair cell?

Do you? Do you? Yeah, Ash. Do you? No. Random people. How do you get your haircuts? Where do you get them? Scouts barbershop. Same barbershop, though? Yeah, well, they have different locations, which everyone's open.

So, but... Like, you go online, it's like, oh, all the appointments are filled, so you just go look at the other one, all right. Why scouts? Oh, it's good. It's where I used to take my son. Yeah, it's down the street. Yeah.

Even the other one? The second one? No, it's not really down the street, but. They serve beer there? Yeah, they serve beer. That's cool. Yeah. What are those?

So does scissors and scotch. I also take my son there. That's scotch. Yeah. How's that? How do you like the scotch? I don't know. Right when you walk in, it's a bar and then the hair part is in the back.

I was like, are we going to have to get ID'd to come and get his hair cut. We're done. Thank you guys. We'll see you on tomorrow. Eddie and Abby skydive. Yeah. During the show. Oh, I got a question.

What do I wear? I don't know. Nothing. Skubo will tell you that. I would imagine what you wore, because when I did it, you just wear a loose normal shorts and underwear and t-shirt

and they'll put you in like a jumpsuit. Okay. It's not cold up there? That's why you're in a jumpsuit. It is. Hold up there. But with like shorts. Should I have sweatpants or something underneath?

Sure. Wear that. It doesn't matter. You'll be really hot. Why are you getting impatient with me? I've never skydive before, man. And I'm a little nervous. No.

I'm not getting impatient with you. I'm just saying. You just said wear whatever. No, you just question. I said you've worn something loose. It doesn't matter almost. You can even take your, if you wear sweats,

you can take your pants off and wear just a suit with underwear. Oh, but so many people wear that suit. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing. You asked Bobby's opinion, and then he gave you the answer, and then you argued with his answer, so that's when he got impatient.

And you argue when I said I didn't know anyway. I'm like, I don't know, but here's what I would say. No, I ain't right? Well, no, I never said I knew, man. I said that. I argued. I never knew. What?

Yeah, because it's cold right up there? No, it's a legit question. I do have a really thicket jacket. Wear your starter jacket from eighth grade. All right, thank you guys. That's it. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, buddy.

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