The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (10-19-21)

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

Bobby starts by apologizing to Eddie for not bringing him muffins. He also talks about how the top app people are deleting Facebook. We also try to solve Amy’s missing cookie dilemma. We also update on the winner of the Superhero draft. Eddie wants to know if anyone got an email from his son because he found him on his computer. Bobby also shares an unfortunate story of when he invited the wrong “Clark” to his house. He was trying to invite another guy he worked with who happened to be named “Clark”. Amy also gives us an update on her daughter making the box of WNBA goals and how much she made for it. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What? Exactly. Kayla made these pumping muffins. This is what happened. So she was bored on Sunday, and she was like, I think I'll just go. And so we have in the cupboard and make some muffins. We don't have muffin mix or anything, but she is really good about just finding things and then making things. And she goes, this is kind of a hybrid cornbread slash pumpkin muffin.

And she was like, I don't know if it tastes good or not. And so she makes it because we had some cornbread mix, went some cornbread chips that she crushed it. So she made these pumpkin muffins, and they were great. And I turned out to keep a lot of sweets in the house. Cornbread chips? Yeah, from Trader Joe's. Oh. They're cornbread little chips.

Oh, I'm curious. So she, oh, by the way, she made a snack with the chips last night, too. It was cornbread chips, little goat cheese, and pumpkin spread on top of it. Oh. Which she just creates this stuff, right? And so she makes these pumpkin muffins that are partially cornbread. And they eat one, and I'm like, man, it's so good. Because she cuts them in half, warms them up, puts a little butter on the inside of them, and have a little milk with them.

Come on. And I think she made six of them. And I don't like to keep sweets in the house. and she said, what do you want to do with the rest of today? I said, I guess they're just taking him to Eddie. This is Sunday afternoon. Well, I had another one Sunday night. So two down.

Okay. So we have four left? Yeah, you have four left. So before I came into work yesterday, I had another one for breakfast. There's three. Last night, I had another. Okay. I had another one.

I was going to bring them in today. I had another one. Then there was two left. I was going to bring you two muffins. Two. Great. But then I was like, well, there are only two. I'll have another one for breakfast.

Okay. So I had one. So there's one muffin left. And I was like, why would I take it into Eddie? Exactly. So I just, I ate all of them. Okay. Next time, just don't even tell the story.

Just eat them. Because this whole time I'm thinking like, hmm, that sounds good. But the plan was to bring you these muffins because they were great. Well. And she was like, they may not be sweet enough, but there was something about the sweet pumpkin and then the cornbreadish, like. texture. Not texture, but the flavor. Like the savoury of cornbread.

Oh, Eddie, you would have loved them. Thank you, man. That makes you feel great. Does your wife know that you ate them all? Yeah. Okay. She was like, I thought we were going to take these to Eddie. And I was like, so did I. And how about Eddie, Vien?

But things happened. Yeah, it was good. They were good. Good. Thank you, man. Cool. Thanks for eating my muffins. You're welcome, buddy.

The top app that people are deleting. What do you think it is? Think. The top app. Facebook? Yeah. Overall, 45% of Facebook users in the United States have considered leaving the social network. Just considered, but a lot of people are deleting.

I don't use Facebook office. And I get on, check on my sister. I don't have many followers or friends, I guess I should say, on my normal Facebook page that's not public. I think I have like 30, 30 people. I do go check the B-Team page every other day or so now. I go check the B-Team page. See what they're up to over there. Yeah, that's a positive thing on Facebook.

But I'm just, oh boy, sometimes they come after me now. B-Team? A little bit. Mike, are you noticing it a little bit? About what? And for the most part, it's still great. But sometimes it gets a little hairy over there. Some haters slid in there?

I thought that they had to sign some contract. Like, I will not be rude. I'm not sure what they had to sign. But, Mike, what do you see? I just see as it's grown, there were more members over there. You see more negative stuff. It used to be all positive all the time. You see it more now, kind of scroll over.

It is hard to control, right? It's a great page, though. Yeah. Speaking of food, though, did somebody, anybody here eat cookies I had delivered here? Maybe. I didn't. Oh, Eddie goes with that. Maybe.

There were cookies last week? Not the ones for Morgan's birthday. Okay. Those were the same company. Like, I got them from Crumble, but I had them sitting here and somebody was coming by to pick them up out of the front glass area. I don't know. To who? Somebody took them.

But who are you sending them to? Well, so I was sending them to my friend whose offices across the street, but I accidentally put it in our address. So they were accidentally sent here, but still I was like, they're at my office, swing. by there. So she came by. The person that delivered them sent me a picture of exactly where they were. She came by to get them and they were gone. So somebody in this building took the cookies and they had my name on them. Anybody? Anyone in the glass room know about it? Either the building or the fact that she probably dropped them off in that front glass area, anyone can walk up and grab them. Okay. The other day I ordered dinner to the house on Uber Eats, maybe a couple weeks ago.

I had ordered a smoothie or something that morning because I'd been here a little earlier than normal and then I went home and ordered food back to the house but I didn't change the address and I'm waiting in order a whole meal. Kaelan was gone and I was like, got a little steak, a little rice pilaf. Oh, nice.

And all of a sudden I get a text from Scuba going, hey, apparently there's a whole meal dropped off for you and I'm like, oh no, I sent my Uber Eads to work. I know, that's the problem. That's what happened to me. That's why it messed up and set the cookies here because I had that. That was the last address I sent for Morgan's birthday.

And then, oh, sometimes you ever get on there and maybe if you've been traveling, you're in another city using it. And then when I get back home, it's still in that city. And I'm like trying to search for like the Chipotle down the street from my house and it's not showing up.

And I'm like, what happened to the Chipotle? I figure that real quick, though. Oh, it takes me a minute sometimes. I guess I'm slower. Yesterday's draft, Eddie won. I did? Yeah. Yeah.

We did superhero draft. Also, the lowest ever is Raymundo, and he got 1% with Wonder Woman, Hulk, and Catwoman. Who was Eddie's team again? Superman, Captain America, and Captain Marvel. Oh, okay. Solid. Morgan at number two with Spider-Man, Thor, and Black Widow. Me at 3.

Batman, Wolverine, and Deadpool. Amy, next to last. Wow. And then Ray Mundo with 1%. It's almost like we should give you a... point for just getting 1%. Yeah. I've never seen it. I don't know that you could... He voted for himself. I saw someone post a

screenshot of them voting for Ray and they said it's only because he didn't get one single vote. Aw. Darius Rucker tweeted out he's like, Wolverine! So I was feeling pretty good about myself. Oh, he did? Yeah, but then I still finished third. So that's

the draft after Burt. I did it off the area. Nice. Could you read out through your mic? I think we all heard it. I think we all heard it. I drink these Celsius drinks sometimes. But they make me burp a lot. Are they bubbly? Yeah, they have carbonation in them. But for what they are, they're pretty healthy.

That looks like it's got Kiwi. This is Kiwi. Yeah, it's like an energy deal, a pretty clean energy drink. By the way, this is not a commercial. No, do you remember, like a couple years ago, I used to bring you those every day. I do remember that. Yeah. Is it the good old days?

Wish I could turn back time to the good old days. Who is that? I could turn back time. 21 pilots and Amy would bring me drinks Well that's when we worked in your office Before the show together for a while We just changed how we do things

But I would come in I wish we could still keep that part the same Give you the drink every day Yeah When you work at the house You get Starbucks a lot of days from me From Caitlin Whatever

Hey she's me Same thing you guys are married Yeah I mean now it's one of the same Let's see Mark this out Mark this out Eddie asked if anyone got an email from his son. Yeah.

I double checked and it looked like he didn't send anything to you guys, but I walked into the living room and I left my computer open and my two-year-old was just like slamming keys. He's got my email open. And I'm thinking it's pretty easy if he wanted to send an email to anyone because all you have to do is, what, hit one letter up on that address bar and then it pulls up a name, hits in, gone. And now I don't even let my kids use my phone

because, I mean, what, they're going to go live on Facebook, live on Instagram, just like that. There was the story about that kid, toddler, who accidentally went live and his mom was showering. She's butt naked in the back, just showering. That would totally happen to me. I sent a bunch of show,

day of show, what we call show prep, to what I thought was Mike D. But was a different Michael at another radio company in that station. I mean, it was our whole thing. It was like all these stories, all these things we're going to talk about. And so I'll send it to Mike at night

in the morning. And I accidentally sent the one at night to another guy. And I was like, oh, great. Now he's got the formula. They've got the playbook. I bet they had a really good show. They've got the secrets. Yeah.

I go and listen to them and it's like, it's all our stories. It's like some guy who's never had foster kids or adopted kids. Like, you know, we've decided to adopt. He's taking all the bits. But I accidentally did that because it populates. And usually it populates the person that you pick the most. Yeah.

But for some reason, it's sent to a different Michael. And he's not Michael. He's Mike. And I didn't think about it. Populate, boom. Send. And then I was like, oh, no. I just sent him all of how we do stuff.

You remember when you invited a guy to your house to watch football and ended up being another guy with the same name? Showed up with chips and drinks. That was a text. We'll call him Ben. That was awesome. Well, that's Amy's husband, so we'll call him Ben. We'll call him Clark.

So, Clark, I had a friend that was pretty close named Clark, and then I had a guy that I knew from work a little bit whose name was Clark, who I didn't know that well, was friends with them, but I just knew him as acquaintances. I said, Clark, come over. We're going to play PlayStation, watch football, whatever. And he's like, wow, okay, I'll be over in like an hour.

And that Clark that I wasn't close to showed up to my house. And I was like, who invited him? Who was it really? Clark. I mean, I know you're not going to save it. Clark. Clark. Turn it down. Who was it?

Clark. Oh, gosh. Okay. And so Clark, the Clark that I don't really know that while showed up with food. And I just remember being so confused. He was probably so happy. Does he know this happened? No. And so I was like, all right, man.

Come on. It was just part of the night. We made him part of the night. It was fine. But I just remember maybe Eddie even asking, hey, why is Clark here? And I was like, why didn't mean to invite this Clark? I meant to invite the other Clark. It was awesome. And then I think the other Clark ended up showing up too because I later invited him. When you notice that the other Clark showed up and not the other Clark?

That was awkward. That's back in Austin back in my first house. Oh, I was wondering. I was like, this does not sound familiar at all. But I'm trying to think of who it was. Well, I will tell you when we're not on the air. Oh. Well, if that many years has passed, I figured it's like not classified anymore.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Trust me. It would be a thing if I mentioned it now. Your daughter made the WMBA boxes at Walmart? Yeah, so earlier this year, she ended up, she was invited to be a part of the photo shoot. And, you know, we thought she would end up on the box, but there was other kids there. The box of what, though? Oh, I'll show you. Is it cereal?

No, it's a WM. NBA goal, a basketball goal that you can buy. Oh, I got it. So she's... She's on the package? Yeah, she's on the package on Walmart shelves. Stop it. Mm-hmm.

It's kind of crazy because she's like on the cover and then on the side there's like how you use the box and you see her like or how you use the goal and you see her like winding up the little thing. And so, but she's there. She is holding the basketball and this guy is like blocking her, this other kid guy. to, I go beat him up. I dare you. They were staging it, but... All for the picture. So, did she get a pretty significant payday from that? Is it already there?

Oh, wow. First of all, he looks like a real basketball player. And he looks like he's teaching her how to play basketball. That's crazy. Also, she looks a lot older. She's like adjusting the height. Wow. Hey, back to that question. How much money? Well, I don't know about how much money, but did she get a good paycheck from that? Now that they used it?

And who gets that money? Mama does, right? She's on, it's a 50-inch portable basketball hoop, polycarbonate, WNBA. Yay. And she's the one shooting the ball. That's awesome. In front of a garage. That is so cool, Amy.

Right. She also looks like she's about 17 in that. Yeah, we got her hair done that day. Sometimes we get her hair done, she looks a little too old. It's on the website. It is. Yeah. Can I say what site is on?

Sure. If you go to the Walmart website. Okay. Mike, what did you Google? You go to the Walmart website and you Google WMBA Basketball Hoop. It's her.

She's the main picture. Crazy. See if you guys see it when you pull it up. It's $198. She get paid pretty good for that? I don't know. They asked me, so I don't know what they would have paid.

She needs a new agent. Well, we don't have an agent. She's not like an official model. Exactly. But Abby, who used to intern for us, works for Walmart now. and they were going to be shooting in town, so she reached out and said,

hey, would your daughter be interested? And my daughter actually is interested in doing stuff like that, but we're just not necessarily pursuing it. I let her do it for like, you know, the shop for it or Pimpinjoy or something, but that's about it. And then this Walmart thing came along,

so we did it. And they were like, how much? And so I sent a number, but it just was like, I probably could have sent more. I don't know. And they just said yes immediately? I'm sure they were like

Steel, got it. I don't know. I don't know what would have been high, what would have been low. Who knows? Do you see it, Eddie? I see it. That's pretty cool. Pretty cool, huh? But I missed it. How much did she get? $100,000.

Wow. That's amazing. Bobby, if I tell you the number, you're probably going to be like, what? Text it to me. Amy said that she, I won't read it on the year. Amy said that she sent him a number and they were like, yeah, sure. And I was like, oh, it must not have been a very high number. Oh, yeah.

There was no negotiating. Happens to me all the time. What do you mean? happens to you all the time. I just say a number and they're like, oh yeah, right away, no problem. I'm like, ah, dang, I should have gone. Way more. Okay, let me see that. The Courtney Kardashian Travis Barker engagement was filmed for Hulu.

Okay. So what, we can watch it? They have a new show over there, the Kardashians. So I wonder if that was a, if that was the real engagement. Oh, you mean they, yeah, if they had a different one and then that's the reenacted one. If that's the one they did for the show and then made public. But that's not how they're selling it, right? They're selling it as the real one? Correct.

Amy, you send me that? Yeah, I'm getting the exact number. It was a long time ago. What do you mean exact number? Because I don't remember exactly. You don't even have an idea? I have an idea. But I just want to give it to you right.

Does it sound like Melia? No. Don't be crazy. Here are your top three songs in country music right now. Ray, play me number three. Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a day-night. Got the Burmast should you stay with the Orioles. Walker Hayes at number three.

Is that on the way up or down? Fancy like, what? That song. Way up? Up, yeah. It should already be number one. It should be number one for weeks at this point. So good.

I thought you were laughing at me because of my face. I was. Ray and I have very small physical movements to go song up, song down, longer. But sometimes if I don't give him a full, like, I'll just barely give him a head. He may not see it, so then I have to give it to him big. Number two is Jason Aldeen, Kerry Underwood. if I didn't love you. And number one,

Elvy Shane, my boy. Number one pop song, The Kid LaRoy and Justin Bieber. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I get drunk. Wake up on.

The number one alternative song, Monskin. Is that how he said that? I know the song, Begging. Let me hear you right. Here. I'm begging, paying you. I feel like this song's been out forever.

Is it a TikTok song? It's been covered a lot of different times. I feel like I've heard it in a commercial. I think the fourth time it's been covered. It is? Yeah, manskin, by the way. Is it manskin? I think it's manskin or main skin?

Hold on. Mike D. is saying otherwise. Go ahead. I looked at an interview of them. They're Italian. They said moniskin. Okay. But what if it's because their accent?

Oh, moniskin. Moniskin. Moniskin. Because they won that Eurovision song contest Were they the group It was all the tight clothes And they thought the guy was doing cocaine on the table But he really wasn't

Whoa There was a whole controversy about that But then they looked at it and he wasn't That wasn't the case at all Yeah that's them Yeah that's them And they were like the guy's doing drugs Right in the show but it wasn't

But uh all right cool There's that I texted you Did? Let me see how much Oh my God I know I don't know she was

going to be like all of them. It's nothing. Oh my gosh. Amy. Oh my gosh. I can't. Oh, no. Amy,

what's wrong with you? I don't know. Listen, it came at a very rough time for me. I wasn't really. I think like honestly, my dad had just died. Like,

things were crazy. And I just wasn't really paying attention. Amy basically charged him a high five and a wink. No, Amy. It's not going to get her in college? Oh, no. I'm embarrassed. no. Wow. And she's on the cover of a box. I mean, good for her. Hey, you know what?

Well, she can buy her a fanta at the gas station because she likes it. Maybe a 12-pack. Could this maybe jumpstart a career in boxes, like being on packages? That's just her thing. It doesn't matter what it is. It actually is something you can put on a resume, a modeling resume. I'm amazed at that. I know. Don't at me. It probably took, it cost more to get her hair done. Mm-hmm. Really? It's that low? It's that low?

Mm-hmm. I can't believe it. Oh, Amy. I mean, I don't know. It's not like she had any experience, though. I figured they're probably used to working with people experience, and I can't, I couldn't charge for something that my daughter, she's not a model. It's not like she has this resume.

I had no idea. Sometimes my daughter, she's in a mood. She might show up and be like, why am I here? But she wanted to do it, so she was excited, and she used. used her manners. They gave her, oh, oh. Okay. They gave her the clothes from the set.

She had to put on tennis shoes and shorts and a t-shirt. They were gifted to us, clothes included. They gave her the wardrobe. It's really cool. She's on it. I just would have expected her to, for what's happened. Yeah. Amy, what was that production like?

Like a lot of crew? Yeah, there was crew. It was COVID. That's how much you want. Went to his front pocket. We'll settle this right now. And a bobby pin. How about this?

Okay, well, it's awesome for her, by the way. Yeah, I know. It's going to be crazy because we can, like, walk through Walmart and then look on the shelf, and there she's going to be. You know how this reminds me of a couple stories? Like, I think McCauley Colkin's parents, like, ripped him off of tons of money. Well, I didn't rip her off. No, you just made a really bad deal for her.

You both got ripped off. But he was super famous, but he had no money. Like, here she is on every box of every NBA basketball goal. In Walmarts across the country. It's like TLC when they signed a bad record deal. Yeah. And the labels made all the money, but they didn't pay them anything. Meanwhile, my daughter's still broke.

Oh, man. Well, listen. It's really cool, though. It's fun. And yes, it'll be good for the resume, especially since she does want to pursue this kind of thing. But I'm having to be very careful with that because I don't, you know, I don't, I don't, I don't want to keep her from something she wants to do. But she doesn't need to be worrying about being a model at 14. Was that genie in a bottle?

No, it was some kid on a piano. Oh. I don't know where it went. Now that's my betting side back up So I'm not a good mom You are a good mom Oh you're a bad majeant Mom a jerk

Everyone starts hitting me up now Because they know they can get a deal Okay here we go Let's play get to know the Bobby Bone show If the entire show lived in a house together Who on the show would Blank Right that'll be the question

We all live together in a house Who on the show would be the best handyman Eddie? Me? 100%. Scoobba Steve? Me? No. No. No. Scoob, are you handy at all? I feel like he's in another life. He probably was a handy. He was. He did a decent hand. My wife's actually much better than I am, but I've learned a lot from her and just from previous jobs. Well, you were a home inspector for a while. Yes. I mean, I could identify problems and fix some basic things, but I can't, like, re-roof your home. Well, a handyman is not roofing a home. But I can fix mine. Like, you're... I think we'd have a couple decent ones, but I think Eddie would be my pick. Yeah. I'm your dude.

When stuff breaks in your house bones, who do you call? You're like, hey, Eddie, can you come look at this? No, I don't call you. No, never? No. Okay. You had did in the past. Maybe.

Yeah. But I don't know. I don't call you. I call scuba. Who would leave dirty dishes in the sink? Bobby. Lunchbox. Lunchbox.

Lunchbox. Oh, yeah. Lunchbox, his whole house is dirty dishes. Yes. Okay. He has dirty dishes in the living room floor. Who would be the house cook? That's me again.

Yeah, probably Eddie again. It's me again, guys. You want good food? Who would be the loudest housemate? Ray. I think he's kind of quiet. Unless he's drinking. I would say lunch.

I mean, he's loud. Right. I would say lunchbox again. Yeah, lunchbox. Come Saturday at 10 a.m. Raising me ready. That's true. But he's done by noon.

Who would be the most annoying housemate? Gosh, I guess lunchbox, huh? I don't want to have. Yeah, probably. Lunchbox. Probably lunchbox. But I've lived with Eddie, and I've lived with Mike. Ray, we live together ever?

No. But Ray lived with lunchbox. You might, though. I may have stayed at your house, but we never lived together. How about who would never come out of the room? Bobby. That would be me. Well, because we're moving our husbands and wives,

boyfriends and girls, just all of us in a house. Yeah, I would never come out of a room. I would never come out of a room now. Sometimes I don't come out of room even being married. I would just stay in my bedroom the whole time. Caitlin's like, we need to get out, living room, watch TV in the living room. Her thing is she doesn't want bed to feel like it's all the time

because it doesn't feel as much like bed when it's bedtime. Which I'm sure there's something to do that. Who would make everyone late for dinner reservations? Amy. Amy. What? Why? Because we think you would make us all late for dinner. Yeah, because you're usually late.

Okay. Not for work. Not for work. We didn't say late for the show. Because you'd all be in the van and I'd be driving off. Correct. At the same time every morning. Who had still labeled food from the fridge?

Ray? I don't know. I had my food stolen, so I mean, I've been... He knows what that feels like, though. Yeah, but I still think you'd be the guy because you wouldn't want to buy food Because you're always trying to I wouldn't steal them Or Bobby would be like

These people only have a job because of me So technically it's mine Wait, what? Like we're able to... You ever done that? No. Yeah, I don't think he's ever done that, Amy. I'm not saying you would steal food No, I don't even say like you only have a job because of me

You're only alive because of me Not alive, I was saying there could be a way to justify it Who would blow up the bathroom every day? Me Oh, you or lunchbox I would put in that. Get thrown out of the house? Ray. Ray.

Oh. Once we went to Vegas and Ray had to go, Ray couldn't even go out with us anymore. He got so drunk, I had to send him back to his room. True. He was so drunk. The night hadn't even started. Yeah, it was like 4 p.m.

We were about to go to dinner. Pulling art off the walls in a casino. We're like, dude, you can't go with us. And then you know what he did? He went to some other girls' room way back in the day. Before he was married. Yeah, of course, but just hung out with them. How long ago was that? 10 years?

Yeah, 2012. Who would get the cops called? Ray. Ray, probably, yeah. Poor Ray. Well, everybody has their lanes, right? Ray's the party. Are you done?

Yeah, there's some. Oh. That's kind of it. Like, who would hook up with who? What? Why? If we weren't all married, we just went to play that? Fair enough.

Me and Ray. Okay. Who would be the cleanest? I mean, probably, probably me. Probably me. Well, you can't do them and then assign things to you. Who would be the most Christ-like? And then we all start picking our name.

Who would smell the best? Who would organize fun game nights? You, Amy? Movie nights. But who wouldn't go? Me. Totally, because you'd be in your room. All right, you guys want another round of, quick round of?

Flanks late? Yeah, let's go. Okay. We're just going to do me as the reader, assuming at the most points, matching me, okay? We'll do five cards. Blank horse.

Blank horse. In. I got my answer. You're trying to match me. Blank horse. Ray? Black horse? Amy?

Black horse. Eddie? I went dark horse. Morgan? Black horse. Race horse. Oh. No points.

Blank driver. Blank driver. Everybody in? In. Ray? Uber. Ooh, interesting. Morgan? Golf driver.

Eddie? I want taxi driver. Amy? Uber. Taxi driver. Yeah! Eddie, one point. Let's go.

Blank coat. Blank coat. That's my answer? I'm in. Ray? Winter. Trench. Trench coat.

Fur coat. Winter coat. Really? Really? Winter Kurt Two more to go Anybody keep a score At my score, I have one point

Ray has one point I have one okay Blank fish Here's the card Blank fish Blank fish In In

In Blank fish Amy's struggling What did you write down? Perch fish I don't know That is definitely something. Ray?

Big fish. Oh, okay. Morgan? Cat. Oh, that's so good. Eddie? Big fish. What about?

I have catfish. Yes. Wow. There's also goldfish. I don't know why I thought of perch. Blank sauce. I'm in. In.

Ray. Hot. Morgan? Hot. Eddie? Hot. Amy? Pasta.

Pasta. Pasta sauce? Pasta sauce. I have secret sauce. The secret sauce. Oh. Secret sauce. What? Nobody calls it pasta sauce

or spaghetti sauce? I almost did awesome sauce. Oh, yeah. That's a good thing I didn't. Okay, so we have a tie right now between Ray, Morgan, and Eddie with only one point each. Okay, let's go.

All right, lemonade a round. Amy, I'm sorry, you've been eliminated. Mm-hmm. All right, blank good. Blank good. It's tough. If two people get it, you'll move on to the next round.

Okay. Blank good. Wait, no, Morgan. She's shaking her head. Blank good. Ray? Really good. Morgan?

So good. Eddie? Feel good. Ooh. I have no good. Ah. As in up to no good. Right?

Small blank. I know it, but I shouldn't say it. Okay. Small blank. When you play this for real, there's a board, too, and when you get it right, you move your thing. Small. Small blank Oh

Hold on, hold on Small It's a small Ray Small fries I thought about that Morgan Hands

Eddie? Small hands Eddie Small world Small town Oh Okay We're still

Sudend deathing it here Blank cut I don't even know That I know this one I'm in Blank cut CUT Cut

Yeah. I've got a client call in like three minutes, so. Blank cut. Ray? Hair. Oh, that's a good one. You didn't get that, though? Nice.

Morgan? Deep cut. Eddie? Fresh cut. One of you guys got it. Me. And it's not hair, Ray. That's the best one.

It should have been... Yeah, that's a good way. What'd you say, Eddie? Fresh cut. Morgan, what'd you say? Deep cut. Which one do you think it is, Amy? Deep.

Were you listening? Yes, haircut, deep cut. All the cuts. Fresh cut. I don't think it's fresh. You don't think so? Fresh cut? You get a haircut?

Yeah, fresh cut. You have to bet your money right now. Who to be? Deep. The answer is deep. Woo! Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway. And listen, I'll say it again. They don't pay us a nickel to play this game on the show. It's just a fun game. It's called Blank Slate. Should we have Amy negotiate with him? For a deal? We'll play it every day for two hours.

for 50 cents. Oh. Maybe we get paid on the back end or something. Unless that was put into the front end, you don't make money off the back end. Exactly right. JK. I know. Whatever. It's fine. Did you get a free goal out of it at least?

No, I can't say it. You didn't negotiate even a goal out of it? Oh, man, Amy. No. And now my daughter, she's getting good at basketball. She just started the basketball team at school. She's doing like basketball lessons. because someone told her, I don't know who it was, but multiple people she said told her that she would never be good at basketball

because she's too small. Isn't she tall? She's not that tall for her age. She's like the shortest person in her class. So she just came home one day and she looked at me and these are her words and she just said, I'm determined to prove them wrong. And so we have some people helping us out

and we're trying to get her honed. She was always small though. I think she was, did she just stop growing? because when she was at the orphanage, she was like the tallest kid. Yeah, I mean, I feel like just for her age, a lot of other kids are taller than her. Yeah. Okay, well, that's it for the post show. Morgan, nice win and blank slate.

I think all your fans are proud. I feel proud of myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't win a lot of things. All right, that's it. Thank you guys. Have a great day. We will see you tomorrow.

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