The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (11-15-22)

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

Raymundo’s friend was at a bar and Justin Timberlake bought a round of drinks for everyone. We talk about celebrities outside of country music that now live in Nashville. Bobby talks about the feedback he got after posting his CMA bit on his TikTok. We get an update from Raymundo’s glamping trip. Raymundo and Lunchbox both have an issue with our new employee Lauren. Eddie got some mean comments about his viral video.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. You guys hear that thud? Yeah, what was that? Well, I had my winter sandals on. Which are? Like slippers? Well, they're...

Oh. They're called mules. But they're tennis shoes. They just slide on, right? There's no back to them. So when they fall, they're big. They're almost like... Massive.

Crocks. But way nicer. But tennis shoes. But shoe, tennis shoes. In every way, except there's no back on them. You just slide your foot in. I call them my winter... My winter sandals.

Because you can still be warm in them. You know what I mean? Yeah. Hey, everybody. Good. Glad you're here. we got a lot. Let's start because I got a list of stuff that I haven't been able to get to. And so I'm going to get to it. First up, I got two Ramondo things to talk about. Ray, your friend was at a bar and a celebrity by the entire bar shot. So what's that story? Yeah, so a new bar opened up in town. And this is like a

massive A-list celebrity walks in. It's a JT. Justin Timberlake. Oh. Yeah. And he's got a little private area so he gets the most expensive tequila. It's like $1,000 a bottle. Everybody knows it. It's those white bottles. And he's just chilling, partying. About 30. 30 minutes later, trades come around to the entire bar with that $1,000 tequila. Everybody got it for free. It must be his tequila then. Maybe. Like his brand, right?

Yeah. If he's giving it out. He's like reinvesting back into his. Yeah, or he has a deal. Probably. Yeah, that's good. But still, everybody got free tequila. Yeah, it wasn't even out of the place he owns, though.

It was at Pushing Daisy's place, which, maybe he owns that too. I don't know. What's that? Right next to it. It's all there in the 5th and B area. It just opened. Is he speaking English? Yeah, it's next to In that.

What's 5th and B? Fifth and Broadway. Okay. He didn't want to say Rodway, apparently. What's he talking about? So now we have to do five minutes of explaining what he was trying to say. Fifth and B, four and H. You know what I'm saying?

Kaut da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. What, Ray? I just said the first letters that we worked in the same. Dooby-d-d-do. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Justin Timberlake was here, though. They live in, like, Franklin or whatever. Yeah, and they were five feet away from him.

He didn't really have too much of a secured off area. He didn't care. Really? Yeah. There are a lot of people that live here and are moving here that are celebrities that aren't in the country music world. Like, Dach Shepherd, they have a place here now. Really?

Kristen Bell. Only because I have a firm talk about it on a lake or something here. There's some golfers that live here. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Justin Thomas? Yeah, Justin Thomas. And just so you know, Justin Timberlake is part owner of pushing daisies.

Oh, he is? Is that on Fifth and H? No, Fifth and B. It's not Fitton. It's not Fitton. Reach Wetherspoon, obviously, he's here a lot. Yeah. Mike Saw Gwyneth.

Yeah, because your kid goes. of Vanderbilt. That's awesome. That's so cool that she's here. Sometimes. That's awesome. That's awesome. Like, we're breathing the same air. That's awesome. That's awesome. If she walked in right now and set in Morgan's chair right beside you, what would you do? What would you say? I wouldn't even look at her. You wouldn't look at her? There's no way I can look at her. Why? I'd freak out. Because, you know, you ever see like someone that you've like just watched on TV for so many years that like I would just stare at her. And I think it'd be creepy and it'd probably creep her out. So in order to avoid all that,

that, I wouldn't even look at her. But she's someone that you have... Loved her. Well, I wasn't going to say that, but yeah. Loved her. You wouldn't even... You couldn't be normal. No.

Hey, good to see. You'd really great... Maybe, like, if we got to know each other. But how are you going to get to know her if you won't look at her? I don't even want to get there, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't even want to mess with that. No, we don't understand.

I could ruin my marriage. What would your wife say? What would your wife say? Whoa, whoa. If... What is... She can give you a hall pass. Uh-uh.

My wife doesn't do hall passes. If Rees, Gwyneth Paltrow, came in and said, hey, it's not romantic. Eddie, I'd like for me and you to go to dinner

and just talk about, talk about some creative video things I'd like to do. Just me and you dinner. What would your wife say? She'd say, no, I'm going with you.

Your wife wouldn't let you go to dinner. No, my goodness. She knows that there's a chance there. No, she knows there's not a chance. There could easily be a chance. Why would there be a chance? Me and Gwyneth? Yeah.

Guys, there would be chemistry. I'm funny. She's awesome. We probably laughed the whole time. You're funny? You're funny. Be funny. Yeah, funny. You're funny.

Yeah, dude, it's not good. I don't even want to go down that road. But I'm saying, she says, Eddie, it's very professional. My husband has a meeting at the same time in the evening. He's going to dinner with some of his work colleagues. That sounds fishy, dude. I'd like for me and you to go to dinner and talk about this video idea that I have. Take the celebrity status away.

And if this was just a normal person, And that was the same scenario, and that's the line she used. There's no way. She's hidden on me. But it is a celebrity, and that's why she's not hitting on you. Celebrity or not. That just sounds straight up hidden on me. Do you see Giselle's, the dude that she's with? Yeah, but she denies it.

Her MMA. Yeah. Karate or taekwanda. Jiu-Jitsu. It's always someone close. You know what I mean? They've been rolling around on the mats and all of a sudden she's divorced with Tom Brady. Maybe we need to quit blaming Tom.

Hey, he's pretty good looking. Is he? I didn't see a picture of them. Why don't you think he was sexy? No idea. I just know he can fight. But did you see him at all? I did.

I saw him. I think he's a UFC guy? No, he's just a teacher. He's just an M.A. He's a teacher. Is it like a jihitsu teacher? I just think a jutsu is how I said MMA. Like a coach?

Yeah. Yeah, and so that tells me that he had been teaching Giselle. But it doesn't tell you. I saw video of them wrestling on the mat. No, but you think that there's something hanky-panky going on. Even if there might be, you don't know that. I literally read an article where she said that's not real. But why would you take your, I guess your trainer, I've taken.

Yeah, how come all this. Jared on the road or a mod on the road. Yeah. When we had toured, he'd come out, we'd work out on the road. Yeah, okay. How come there has never been video of them going out in public together before? I know. They were like out.

Out, out. Like, I mean. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just trying to present a devil's advocate of maybe it's not. Yeah, because when she was with Tom, there was never any videos of them out in public. Well, guys, because she was married. So, again, back to the Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm not going to go have dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow by myself.

You imagine if cameras caught us out there, I could be on the tabloids. No, I think everybody would be like, oh, that must be professional. Right. No. No, but Eddie's implying he's so awesome that she's going to not be able to keep her hands off of them. He is pretty awesome. Thank you, man. I get it.

I see it. You know what I'm saying? You don't want to go down that road when you're married. If you're a single, like Giselle or divorced, yeah, let's go have lunch. Even there's nothing going on. Lunchbox. Yeah. Let's say.

I'm going to go far extreme. All right. Let's say one of your... Hallibur. Let's say a porn star came in. What? Okay. That's cool.

I'm down. Just play the scenario. Just play the scenario. And one that you thought was really pretty. Okay. And so, and she was like, I'd like to go have a business lunch with you to talk about some creative things for that I can say to be kooky and whatever.

But it's all, it's just business. Just me and you. And you told your wife. Go for it. Let me go on our... 100%. One-on-one with a porn star. 100%.

It wouldn't matter who it was. Halliberry, Jennifer Lawrence, porn star. There's a difference, though, in the third one in the first two. All right. I'll ask my wife tonight. The other two are multi-millionaires. Jenna Jameson's multimillionaire. Yeah, I know.

Is that a porn star? Yeah, don't act like you don't know. I don't know her name. Stop. I know her name. She was married to an MMA fighter. Tito O'O. Retrie's. What the fuck's nervous?

You know it's all about this stuff. Well, I mean. I mean, I knew she was married to it. I didn't know what his name was, but he's like an old school when it first started to get big. Yes. Because some of those guys are old school before it got big and they were there when it got big. But he was like right in it when it first started to pop. Yeah.

So, but your wife's cool? You go to dinner with the porn star, it doesn't matter who? Yeah. Doesn't matter. I mean, I believe she would let him. Yeah, I do too. What if the porn star is like, my neck hurts? I need to massage.

Whatever. Whatever? Yeah, it's just like I'm going to massage parlor. Parlor? Yeah, you ever been? To a parlor or massage parlor? No. But what if the porn starts like, I need you to rub my neck?

Clunchbox. Okay. Did you call you up? I'd be like, hey, I guess I need to. No, what would I need to call my wife for? To rub a porn star's neck? No. Isn't a massage parlor of the bad ones?

Yes. I don't know what a parlor is. When I've read stories about the bad ones, they call them a parlor. Yeah. Well, okay. That's cool. Yeah, I mean, your wife, how would your wife feel? I would never put her in that place to even ask about a porn star.

Oh. You guys are so weird. But what about Gwyneth? She wouldn't care. Yeah. I didn't think so. But, I mean, but Bobby, you're so funny. She might want to date you.

She might. She might. I know how it would go. I'd get to be like, okay, let's talk about this project. Because I'd be thinking about it nonstop and how we could do the greatest project ever and we could leverage some of it. And then she'd be like, well, let's just get to know each of her. No, no, no, no. We need to talk business here because I got a million ideas.

She'd be like, I hate this guy. Yeah, that's true. And with us, I would just stare in her eyes. And I wouldn't even hear a word she's saying. Ramon, do I got another couple things from you here. You are going to predict a song is going to go number one before it actually happens. Oh, Song of the Summer. That's actually not that hard.

to do unless you're taking a risk, a big risk. Well, the song's 25 right now. So that doesn't guarantee it's going to be a number one. Who's it by? Sam Hunt. Oh, you just love Sam. No. It's also, it's an upbeat. You do love Sam.

I believe also because it's upbeat, its location on the chart, which means stations do like it, and it's under three minutes. And let's be real, outside of the Ingrid Andrus one that Sam had. He hasn't had a number one in a while. So I kind of feel like labels are like,

okay, Sam needs his number one. Let's get this one to number one. I think it's just a good song. I don't think you're going out on a crazy thin limb. Is it under the bridge? Yeah, water under the bridge. Yeah, it's jam. I can hear that going number one.

Yeah, Sam's awesome. But Ray just loves Sam. Would Ray's wife let him go to dinner with Sam? Boom. Well, I mean, he gave me Christmas clothes and I accepted those and wear those all the time. Dinner, Ray, dinner. Yeah, why would she carry as a guy? She knows that like...

What if it's like my neck hurt? Yeah, that is a good song. though. And I know you do love Sam. Do you ever play basketball with them? No, that was probably just a bit. I don't think he really thought that was real life. All right. You still troll his Instagram? I do. He doesn't post that much, though.

He's not very a public guy. Ray got like 30,000 likes on something the other day, though. Sports center one? Yeah. I saw that. You commented and your like, your comment got 30,000 likes. Yeah. So, I mean, that's not just Bobby Bone Show listeners. That's people in America that like sports also think I'm funny, which is cool. So what happened? It was a Dallas Cowboys post

And they said, look at these Dallas Cowboys being coachable And it just showed it was a clip of it And I go, you know who needs to be coachable The Sports Center account Because sometimes they don't post sports stuff That's a huge complaint And I was like, you guys need to be coachable Boom, 30,000 likes

So does that help your overall followers? Do people go? Oh, yeah. All my other photos that I've posted They all get looked at They get commented on sometimes negatively But that's the risk I'm on to take What do they say that's negative? Oh, are you kidding me?

Whenever you post on sports you'll get 100 people to comment mean stuff and then... No, on your account. This guy looks like a douche. This guy, look at you, you're a little B. You know, stuff like that. Oh my gosh. I mean, they go hard, so I got to be...

All you did was make a funny comment on a different page. But it's usually me going at somebody, so then they come right back at me. I like that. I posted, speaking of going at somebody, I posted pretty much all my CMA bit on my TikTok quietly. Make a big deal about it. What was the feedback? It's pretty good.

Good. There's some that weren't, or I deleted it. And I had a couple, I've had a couple not pleasant exchanges. With? I ain't saying. You're fighting? No, I'm not fighting. Some people just don't like, some people just don't take a joke very well.

And I get it. I get it. But they are just jokes. They're just jokes. But they're up, I put it up on my TikTok. I may put it up on my Instagram now that it's kind of, it's been out for a little bit, but it's fine. It's fine.

It's a good bit. Those jokes are awesome. It's a good bit. Okay, there's Ray. Hey, Ray, we had Lauren in the other day, and you have an outrageous request to make about Lauren. Yeah, I haven't brought this up to her yet because it is a little outrageous. Bring her in here for a second.

Does she have a mic she can stand on? Talk in. Just let her yell. Just, yeah, talk on. She can just come on my mic. Okay. Bring her on here. All right, I called her in.

We brought Lauren in because Lauren's like 27 or something. We were running some stuff that we knew, the references that we knew, like Kool-Aid man and Internet dial-up and to see since she's so young, if she knew what they meant. Can she hear me? Hey, Lauren. Hey, what's up? Hey, how did it go after your last appearance here?

Everything good? Yeah, everything went really well. Yeah? Any sort of feedback? Like, Lauren's the best. Lauren should get a raise. Oh, yeah, definitely that one. A raise, a promotion, all that.

Ray has a request for you. Ray, what would you like to tell her? Okay, so I don't know how this happened, but Lauren not only has the same first name as my ex-girlfriend in college, she has the exact same last name as my ex-girlfriend in college. So every time she emails me, I get an email that looks like it's coming from my ex-girlfriend in college, and it's just the weirdest reminder of an ex-girlfriend. So I was proposing it to the show. If maybe we could come up with a nickname, maybe she changes her name. because if I get another email from Lauren Smith,

I'm like, that girl's like 15 years ago. She's not in my life anymore. So you want her to change her name based on an ex-girlfriend you had when she was 12. And it's not her fault. But I'm just saying, what are the odds? They do have actually two common first and two common last name. So maybe that isn't that crazy of odds. But a person I work closely with has the exact same first and last.

Hey, Lauren, you have a pretty common name though, huh? Oh, yeah. I mean, I think Smith is the most common last name in the world. Yeah. And then every blonde female between the ages of 19 and 30, every one out of three is named Lauren. I lived with a blonde Lauren Smith in Austin. It's quite the name. Lauren, I'm not going to ask you to change your name.

Okay, I mean. That's just where something Ray has to get over. Yeah, you have to get over it. You have to get over it. Lauren, how's work today? It's going really well, yeah. What are you working on in there now? Just putting together scripts for the week, yeah.

Is this cold weather fun to you because it reminds you at home? A little. I actually don't mind the cold. I like having all four seasons. So this isn't too bad for me. Remind you of summer back in New Jersey? A little, yeah. Yep. All right, Lauren, thank you.

All right, we're not going to change Lauren's name. I got so many Ray notes here. Ray went staying in that camping, that glamping cabin. Oh, the one where he said he was going to die. Ray sold it unfairly to us. He made it sound like he was going to get murdered and it was going to be an old wooden shack that creaked and there would be random liquid dripping out of the ceiling

and then old person was going, oh, man, you can't find him. It was awesome where you guys went. Yeah, I want to go. Yeah, it was sick. It was so awesome. I didn't make a fire, which sucks. The wood got wet first night.

I should have been smarter and put something over it or brought the wood inside. So I didn't get the wood experience to make a fire and stuff, but the hot tub, waking up, just looking at the fog rising, the sunrise, sunset, in the woods, the middle of it. No bears. I mean, there was stuff to protect from that. Were you guys with other people? Were there other ones nearby? Yeah, there was some other influencers. Laura was looking at my wife, Beezer, was looking on hers. And I guess like two igloos away from us was an influencer. And so we were going to go meet them, but then we decided not to. But yeah, they were in the vicinity, but it's not like they're right up in your grill. But you can see inside those igloos. You can see ours open. There was a shade you could have put across. But I was like, there's a shade you can put on it. Yeah, they can look in my igloo. I don't have anything to hide. How many Loras or Lawrence have you dated?

You have a type In college At my first college It was Laura And then at Texas state It was Lauren And now I'm married to Laura

So three And then Lauren I work with Four Well not dated but yeah Yeah Were they all blonde? No

The one was a brunette It's popular name though In our little era But the igloes look cool Yeah yeah It was definitely well worth it And also I kind of realized too, people in the woods just mess with us with Sasquatch.

Because people would have, as we were driving there, it was a two-lane road kind of at times, because it's up in the absolute smoky mountains. People would have fake saskwatches up there. So that's a joke to them. I think you get shot. You wear a costume? But it was cutouts of it. Yeah, they cut out. So they just think people from out of town believe in Sasquatch, so why not put that up

and just let them keep believing that? So A-plus trip, and you said there would be no Wi-Fi. That's the thing. There was Wi-Fi. It was straight up vacation, Airbnb. Yeah. That was the whole crazy part. No Wi-Fi, no cable, nothing.

I had college game day from the hot tub on Saturday. I couldn't have been more happy. That hot tub looked awesome. I lived in it for about 15 hours. I still have wrinkled up skin. He's still wrinkly, yeah. Pruning. Hey, what's the celebrity you're copying

and that you're thinking about copying her forever with this thing? Yeah, so Whoopi Goldberg, she decided and she announced that she's not going to do Twitter anymore. Hers might have been more of an Elon Musk thing, but for me, I think Twitter just doesn't get as much traction as it used to. I would post stuff, 300 likes. It would get retweets. Now it's super funny, and I really put some time and effort into a tweet. 40 likes, two retweets. One of them's Bobby Bone Show. Awesome. I mean, it's not even really worth posting on Twitter. Maybe I just use Twitter as a way to look at news. That's what I do for the most part. I mean, I like Twitter. I like to read all the stuff. Yeah, Twitter's kind of turned into an S show right now because

anybody can just pay to get verified and then you can change it. I mean, it's totally bizarre. I have a verified thing that you click to see and then it's like everybody now. I just pay the eight bucks for it, be verified. But you can hold it over the verified thing to see if somebody is verified because they're famous or if they paid for it to be verified. Really? Yeah, you just put a mouse or something over it. A mouse. A cursor? You may have to put it on, be it at a desktop or maybe try your thumb as well. I haven't paid anything. I still have my checkmark. Well, then yours will say because you're well-known and personality.

It says verified account. This account's verified because it's notable in government news entertainment or another designated category. That's cool.

That's legit. That's awesome. I'm going to check mine. So are you guys. I don't know. But I was worried I was going to pay the $8 but it looks like I'm not going to have to

because I'm famous. Oh, I still have you. Yeah. I don't know. But everybody's changing their name once they pay for the $8 and they change it to like big companies and it's hilarious and they act like

the Chiquita banana was like we just took over South America but then it wasn't them with somebody taking. It's just, when you get the blue checkmark, you say you're whoever you want because you're paying for it. So then they froze it. Yeah, Twitter's gone bananas since it was bought by Elon Musk.

Wow, dude, we're notable in entertainment. Exactly, guys. And did you see Elon Musk took away the free lunches? Man, they were spending $400 a day on food per person at Twitter, is what I read. Wow. A day? A day. Per person?

If I read that right, I'm pretty sure. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. Okay, I think that's, we've exhausted the Ray stuff. Over to lunchbox. Lunchbox had to put new girl Lauren in her place, knock her off her high horse. Oh, yeah. Well, you call Lauren back in. I got another villain here.

I mean, it's lunchbox against, anybody that comes in new. Exactly. He attacks immediately. Whoa. He attacked me when I was new. Everybody. Oh, no, no. You disrespect.

Amy, Eddie Morgan. It doesn't matter. Ray. He fights that everybody knew. Hi, Lauren. Hey. Okay, Lauren's back. Lunchbox.

Lauren, Lunchbox said he had to put you in your place and knock you off her high horse. Do you know what this is? No, what is this? Okay, well, let's find out together. Well, so we had some, like, VIP wristbands for the CMAs, and I gave Lauren a couple wristbands. I was like, hey, you know what? You and your husband, you're going to be at the show. You should be able to go to the VIP lounge, get some free drink. Yeah, fiance, whatever it's called. Same difference. And then she came on the post show last week, and I felt like she was walking around, like with, oh, look at me, I was on the air. You felt like she was walking around. Yeah, I felt like she had a, you know, a little bit of an ego.

walking at all or was she in her room, that dark room? No, she was like going in sideways because her ego was so big. Sideways? Yeah, she had to turn so she could fit in the door because her ego was so big. And so I told her, I said, hey, I need those back. And I took him back. He gave you passes and then took them back? He did give me passes.

He said, these are your tickets for the show. Have a great time. Bring your fiance. And then I get a text from him at nighttime going, hey, I'm an idiot. I need those back. Took him back. So she didn't get to go to the VIP lounge. But she still got to go to the show.

Yeah, I still got to go to the show. but I didn't get to hang out in the VIP lounge. Why did he need him back? Why did you need him back? I had to show her that, hey, you came on air. You don't need to get everything at one time. What? So you...

But why would you just lead it with I'm an idiot? Hey. Not, hey, you don't have an answer. Hey. Well, I'm an idiot thinking, oh, you know what I mean? I'm trying to help her out. And then I was like, you know what? You got a little bit of an ego?

Go back. Okay, something's up that he's not telling us. No, that was it. I was like, hey, you thought you were... I was trying to be the one that gave you your first piece of like, oh, you know what I mean? You made it. You're part of the show.

When you brought her on the post show, I was like, I'm an idiot for thinking I was going to be the one that brought her in the, you know, giving her a little bit of a little bit of, no, no, a little taste of like, hey. No, no, do you understand what I'm saying? You have to pull back. You can't give her too much at one time or else she thinks she's big time. You gave her that.

Like, she hadn't been on the show yet. So I was just letting her say, hey, you know what I mean? Lunch had my back. So that way, Ozies. And then you gave her the first taste. I was like, all right, well, let me take that ego down a little bit. And your response to that, Lauren, before I move off this ridiculous part of the show. I'm just really upset and offended that he took that away from me.

There you go. You feel good now, lunchbox? Yeah, I do. There you go. All right, thank you. Thank you for playing the part right there. That's good. YouTube eats a bat on camera, faces five years in jail.

Gross. He does what? Wait, why does he go to jail? Oh, for a bat abuse? Yeah, I don't think you can just kill a bat. Yeah. Tell that to Ozzie. The YouTube.

You went to jail. Some people say, though, that they don't even think that was fully real. Oh, actually, he went to jail for peeing on the Alamo. Yeah, different. The YouTuber shared a video last Monday of her eating out of a bowl that's filled with tomatoes broth and some dead bats. She ripped off the wings and chowed down on the rest of the animal. Her comment section blew up with nasty comments, especially because that's where they say coronavirus started. Oh, the bats?

Yeah, COVID, whatever we call it these days. It says the story says coronavirus, but I haven't called it in forever. The video has been deleted, but according to a report from TMZ, they arrested her for violated, in the Computer-Related Crimes Act of 2007 by uploading a clip and possession of protected wildlife carcasses. Oh, a bat's protected? She faced up to five years in jail. She did post an apology, though.

She had better get a bunch of rabies shots. Oh, yeah, man. A boy in England who was born at 1111-11-11 on November 11th, 2011, just celebrated his 11th birthday, but not as cool as a girl in Scotland born 11-11, born 11-11 at 11 in hospital room 11. How did you just do that? That's amazing. That's crazy. A lot of 11's there.

It's all made. I mean, Scottish stuff. It's not made up. It is. They're not really born at that time. They just write that time to make it a cool story. With all the babies being born, how can there not be one? In room 11.

Yeah. Okay. You go fall for the dumbest things. That one, I believe. No, they just wrote it in the hospital. Like, oh, this would be great if we said it was born in 11. 11. You don't know that.

It was born in 1113. They changed it to 1111. And then they said, you know what? We're going to say you were in room 11. Why does that bother you so much? Because you don't know that's true. But you don't know that's true. You're awfully passionate about something you don't know.

Because this story is going, you know, worldwide, obviously. It's not that. It's just something I haven't talked about in two days, so I thought I would get to it. But what I'm... It's just a news story, man. He's just bitter about anybody... He's still mad about Lauren getting on the air. He's still mad about Lauren getting on the air.

He couldn't even walk in a door. A Maryland couple said, an unexpected shake-up to their lottery buying routine led to them winning $100,000 from a powerball drawing. Love it. Keep piling it on. A 70-year-old North Potomac man told Maryland lottery officials, his wife generally picks up tickets when the jackpot gets high, but she didn't have enough time, so he made the stop. and he went and went to a different deli. Steve's deli, as a matter of fact, went there, two tickets, $8 prize, another one with $100,000 prize. That's awesome.

UPI. I notice I'm not getting the text from Scooba going, you're in for the lottery? Yeah, it stopped coming, didn't it? I still play it all the time, so you're more than welcome to join my blog. I'm good. Yeah, I'm good for now, but I may hop back in at some point. Yeah, because mega millions is, I think, close to $250 million right now. Yeah, I don't even start until it's about a billion.

A billion? Okay, all right. I'll make that in mind. Until that's about a billion, I don't even. An investigation is underway in Louisville after one was found living with a corpse. Oh no. Nicole McFaul was taken into custody last week

at a quality inn. Police were called to the room to conduct a welfare check. They found a man in the bed who had been deceased for several days. McFall was charged with a failure to report of death, tampering with evidence and abusive corpse. WDRB. Lundry, you mad at her for being in the news? No, she needs mental help.

Hey, here's a mirror. What? You need better help? No, that lady does. I don't have a mirror. For what? The man in the mirror. Oh.

I don't know. I don't need mental help, though. I don't live with a corpse. Is that, was that like her ex-husband or something? I don't know. That's sad. I've seen stories like that. Well, I can understand if it's like your grandmother and you're poor and you get a social

security check and that's your only way of surviving. But at least put her in the freezer. Yeah, we've read those too. Like, I understand those where financially you can't make it without that anymore. If they take that away, you're done. so you hide, you don't let them know she died. That, I wouldn't do that, but that I get. But I don't know.

A bear hug turns into an accidental stabbing. What was intended to be a manly hug turned into a visit to an emergency room. Joshua Bean has been booked on a charge of negligent injuring in Baton Rouge after accidentally stabbing a man who was trying to hug him. In the parking lot of a local bar, police claimed Bean had taken out a knife to show a group of people. Then the victim who didn't know about the knife brought it in for a hug and got more than he bargained for. being helped the unnamed victim get the medical attention and there were serious injuries but they were tended to

that's from the advocate a 79 year old man managed to get an entire 90 inch jump rope stuck in his bladder what the unidentifiedified man inserted the rope through his urethra but he got tangled and becomes stuck in his bladder what the how oh my god that's the

that's the whole of the peepee yeah I thought it was to his butt a jump rope that was how it went but but I don't know how you do That's a time. Oh, man. I don't eat a. Oh, hey, fit the B. I feel like abbreviated and everything.

I need to know what this jump rope would look like. Like, I haven't, I, you know what I did? I grabbed mine when I did it just to be like, oh, like I, oh. You grabbed your reefer? Why would someone do that? To let it know you treat it better? I was like, oh.

Like my natural instinct, then I realized I took my hand off of it. Why I did it? Because that was so painful there. After surgery to remove the rope, man recovered and suffered no long-term injury. the handle less rope got tangled and become stuck in his bladder. He went to the doctor having trouble urinate.

How did the rope even get all the way up there? They found the rope with an X-ray. That is crazy. I was not hanging out. I mean, I'm looking at it right now on the whole road. How big is the rope, maybe? I don't know. I'm out.

It looks like, okay, what I would imagine they have to use at the hospital to stick something up there. It's like that, but I mean, it's really long. I don't think anything can fit in my pee hole. No, they do. How do they do a catheter? What's a catheter? Yeah, that. Yeah, they stick it in your urethra.

Yeah, Eurasia. Let's just say, it's this 90 inches. Oh, yeah, that's going to kill me. Anybody seen Kaborkean? Oh, you're going to do that. You're going to stick that in there? Hold on a second. Dr. Kaborkin?

Oh, do you know Dr. Kaborgian is? Yeah. I remember the name. Suicide doctor, man. people down. But they wanted it. They were very sick. Yeah, yeah.

I can't do that. But there was quality of life thing and they were like, please. And so he would go in a system. No, I get it. But the fact that he would do that is like, oh. But then he went to prison, right?

Mm-hmm. And he died. I was a supporter of him. I didn't vote for him. He wasn't a politician. But the people, they would, they'd be like, I'm miserable. I want to die.

I can either take a gun and do it or I can do it. It's not painful. So is he a hero for doing that? It just depends. Some people call him murder. I don't. I want to say murderer.

It's just a weird person that would volunteer be like, absolutely. Well, he's not walking around and going, hey, anybody want to die? He was a doctor. Yeah, he got paid for it. I don't, I'm sure he had to, like, eat. This is crazy, man. You don't remember Dr. Caborke? I totally remember the name.

I didn't know it was all this, though. But he would do assisted suicide, where they wanted it, and they wanted to do it in a time and in a way that wasn't extremely uncomfortable and painful to them and have their family. And so he helped him because he felt like that was the thing to do. What states is that legal in? I don't know. I don't know if it's legal in the United States. I think there is because I remember...

Are you checked, Mike? Is it Utah or I don't know? I remember... My screen's dead though, Mike. I think it's dead unless you have it up. Can you just yell if you find it? One of my dad's... It's legal days.

They've added. Wow. But I just know one of my dad's friends at one point in time was like, put me in a car, drive me. Like if my life comes to this, this or this, Like, I'm taking myself to one of these states and I'm doing it. One of my friends wanted, when he died, they wanted to take his body and prop up beside a jukebox? Yeah.

And he didn't want to, he wanted to go to heaven, but he just didn't want to go to night. Really? Yeah. So his boots, he requested that they get some sand and do that and fill them with sand. And then a real, like a drink. I would call it like stiff. Oh, like a stiff drink. I put a stiff drink in his hand.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, so what happened to him? No, they did it. They propped him up beside the jubox. Wow. And his headstone was a neon sign. Wow. You want to hear about Dr. Gavorkian?

In November 1998, he assisted the suicide of some guy, and he videotaped it and submitted it to CBS's 60 minutes for an interview. After it aired, murder charges were brought against Gavorkian. Wow. Is he still alive? No, he's dead now, I think. The guy had Lou Gehrigert's disease and wanted help dying. I understand that part. Peacefully.

I understand the, like, you're so sick you don't want to take the pain anymore or just please in my life. I understand that. But being the person to do it, oh, I just can't like. You're executioner. That's not executioner. That's not an execution. No, no, I know. Just the fact that you, your job is to end people's lives for whatever reason.

Yeah. I just don't want. I see a lot of compassion. Yes, I do too. I see someone who is loving. That is crazy, man. That's a very difficult thing to do for anybody. Like you said, it's not for you.

It ain't for me. I can do it. But I think I'd be grateful that if I wanted it, someone could do it in a very compassionate way, in a very loving way, the way I would request to have had it done. And that proves why he probably videotaped it and sent it to 60 minutes to show people like,

hey. I think, you know, I probably felt a different way, but I think sometimes life experiences, they alter how you feel about this. And like walking alongside people that have, or in excruciating pain and being like a caregiver for someone that is deteriorating and seeing their life, it just changes your perspective on it.

Whenever I went to the CMAs and those shoes were too tight and torn it back on my feet. You wish you had Dr. Corpawking? Totally. Yeah, I was excruciating. Right? That's funny, though. That's not funny, but that's really funny. That's so stupid.

Hey, I think Oregon was the first one to enact this law in 1997. They had a vote in 94 and it passed with 50. 51% to 49%. Wow! That's crazy, guys. This is interesting stuff. Kvorkin should have been in Oregon. He doesn't look up ever. He's always on Facebook all show long, talking to his high school friends.

This is what gets him. Yeah, I mean, some of this stuff fascinates me. Some stuff is boring. Is there a movie about this? I feel like this is like... There should be a show. It should be a show. I'm sure there is.

If not, there'll be a Hulu series. There has to be. Probably. Oh, because we brought it up. A woman who... No, that's not a way. A woman who married. our stepbrother has revealed that her mother was the one who encouraged her to follow her heart

after our friends were judgmental about their relationship. That's her stepbrother. Right. Right. And I think. You do. You. I think there's a line on the stepbrother, step sister. If you get together 16 and later, it's okay. Oh, you mean date? You can't date when you're 12? When your parents started dating? Yeah, when you moved in, you had to live together. Oh, okay. I got you. So if they lived together when they were nine, it's not okay? It's tough. That's a tough. It is okay because you're not having kids with a tail. Yeah. Yeah, there's no incest. Right. So that's okay, but to me, I start to go, oh, they got their parents, there were 16 when their parents moving together, okay? A lot of people meet when they're 16 and stay together and then get married. That's like their first love, especially in

small towns. So that isn't as weird to me, but here's the story. The couple's parents married in 2019. They started dating three years later. After friends' voice concerned, the mother said, they ignore them, and I think they were like late teenagers when this happened. That's all good. Yeah, I think so too. I'm down with that. It's definitely odd. It's just hard to tell people.

Yeah, but it's like, wow, how cool. Like you met someone that you love because your parents felt love. That's so bizarre. It is weird. It is weird. It's not wrong, but it's weird. If it's weird, that doesn't mean it has to be wrong. Right.

Yeah. There's a lot of weird and wrong, but this is one of the things, weird but not wrong. Right. Like on 16 and pregnant slash teen mom, Tyler and Caitlin were dating and then their parents got together. But that's different. I know, but how weird is that? So they are stepbrother, they were stepbrother, they were stepbrother and step sister when they were married, but they were the ones that were together first. Apparently there were some intense comments about the show after the viral video was on Facebook yesterday. Morgan, do you have these comments? Yeah, let me pull them up. They're pretty brutal. Are they, well, everything's brutal on Facebook.

What happened? Eddie had a viral video. Oh yeah, yeah. He posted this. up there. He had a viral video of Abby and myself. Listen, I didn't take it. He did to shoot the video. I had a video and I posted it. It went viral. That's outside of my control, dude. Have you looked at it lately to see what it's at? No. Where? On which platform? On TikTok.

Oh, I have them here? Okay. I didn't know I had them. I read him. Eddie, it looks to me like... Did I reach a million? You have 858,000. Come on. Dude, if we can reach that million? That'd be my first million viewed video. Then I think it's viral. After the one mill?

When it hits a mill, I'm going to have to say, Eddie, you get your first viral video. How can I assist that? Not very, nothing really now. Okay, so it's just going to let it do it. Organically do the thing now. So there were some comments in this video was when Lunchbox was yelling at Abby. Wash my back. Watch my back. Watch your back, whatever.

Abby, are you okay? Did you hear him? Yeah, I was scared. What was happening over here? He was yelling at me. Go ask him. There's some... So, okay.

Here the comments. Eddie always rides everybody's coattails. Maybe one day he'll get good content to go viral on his own. Oh. Not where you thought that was going, did you, Eddie? I mean, I don't care. I mean, I think all the... You didn't shoot that on your own.

Yeah, and I think all the views just speak for itself. Eddie is worse than a girl, spreading gossip like a middle school child. Okay, well, I didn't know all this is going to be attacking me. Lunchbox comment. Wow. They are all pathetic. Used to be fun, but I don't listen to the show anymore. I don't like that.

Well, thanks, guys. What you did? Well, what, man, I just posted a video I thought was... I changed my mind with every comment. This is so, like, weird. Eddie is nothing but a big snitch. Always ready with his camera. Guys, do you understand this is good stuff for you guys as well? Don't you all want to see this?

They are all a bunch of winers. Oh, boy. Remind Abby that when she faked finding a diamond, she told Lunchbox he didn't deserve part of the money. Boom. But that's true. Like that. Lunchbox is a jerk. There we go.

That's cool. Now we're talking. He doesn't mind that. Eddie must have gotten beat up in high school. Never got beat up. I don't know why. And he thought he was going to get so much love during those little comments. Oh, you thought that was a love thing?

Oh, yeah. I thought like, oh, yeah, we love the video. Keep posting more of those. Oh, they do want it, though. They'll act like, oh, I hate you. You're stupid. Your content sucks. But as soon as you post another good one, they're going to be back over taking it all in.

But they're going, oh, you're stupid, but then waiting for the next one. But it was really funny to watch because, hey, when you started that, he was smiling and in every comment, he kind of sunk lower in his chair like, oh, man. Well, because, I mean, I was just talking to my kid about this. just talking about how like, man, if you're ever going to get on social media, just be ready. It's going to be tough. And he's like, what are you talking about? People just say mean things to you out of nowhere.

And he's like, they do? You really didn't do anything except to record something that was already happening. I did. Nothing. I thought he was about to prepare his son. Hey, just be ready. People secretly can record you. No, no, no.

I always have your camera ready. You did nothing. Thank you. Except document something that was happening here that probably shouldn't have been happening. That's all I did. Now, the fact that almost a million people watched it and liked it. I love that. That's pretty cool.

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