The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (3-23-21)

Episode Date: March 23, 2021

We try out yet another Post Show introduction. Bobby wants something more Retro. Bobby on doing Zoom with listeners with hard hitting questions. Guy who bungee jumped with butt piercings. Kylie Jenner gets backlash for promoting friend’s GoFundMe. Plus a guy who tried to escape the police officers on horseback. Bobby thinks he could escape 3 police cars. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yep. All right, let's hear it. It was mastered by me and Scuba Steve. Here you go. It's the Bobby Bones' Pone show. Ladies and gentlemen, stand and cheer for your host. All ready for this. Huh.

I don't hate it. I don't hate it either. I feel like we need to cheer there, though. Yeah, who's supposed to cheer? Give me a B. B. I feel like it needs to be more 70s-era game show, Wink Martindell type. Like you were doing already, you were on the wavelength to begin with.

I think you're going away from your wheelhouse, which is cheesy announcer guy. What show were you references? Like love connection? Well, that's Chuck Woolery. Okay. But yes. Like something like, pull up Chuck. This isn't the ones.

I don't do this. But for example, see if you can find the love connection music. Who was the guy you referenced? Wing Martindale. What did he do? And why do you know him? He sounds cool. Famous old school game show.

Better than all the rest. TV 18. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Commercial. Now we're listening to some hip-hop version of Love Connection. That's not it? No. Well, I guess look up.

Winky Martindale. Wink, Martin Dell. Welcome to Love Connection, where old-fashioned romance meets modern-day technology. Welcome to the Post Show. Where you hear all the intimate details of a first date. And now... Oh.

So something more in that vibe. All right. Retro. Think retro. We'll do it again tomorrow. Every day we're testing out things. I do like that one. They'll play that one again just for fun. No, not that one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the Bobby Bones Post Show. Ladies and gentlemen, stand and cheer for your host. I do like this, though. You're all ready for this? Move and move. I like to move it, move it, move it, move it. Dance. Y'all ready for this? Enfuego.

You guys remember that back in the day? Jog jams? No. You don't remember Jog jams? No. What is that? What is that? Jog jams living? Jog jams is awesome. It was like a mix of all this with a lot of like saying, the pop culture references they played in arenas. I don't know that. Jog jams. Right, will you find jog jams? Yep.

I'll come back to it. Let me know when you have that ready. All right. You know what I did yesterday was I got five listeners on, a Zoom. and we just did a Q&A. And so they were from all over the country and we opened up Zoom, recorded it. It'll be on the Bobbycast this week or next week. And I was like, hey, I think we had 40 minutes, right, Mike? Before Zoom shuts down.

If you're not paying for Zoom, you only get 40 minutes free. So we ran all 40 minutes, and I gave everybody three questions. And they did such a better job of preparing for it than I ever. They weren't coming in with real questions. I thought they'd be like, what time do you get in? How do you pick what clothes you're going to wear? They were like, so. It felt like a presidential debate.

Oh, wow. They're getting hard questions. Yeah. So you'll be able to hear that this week or next, but it was fun to just get on for close to an hour. This is a good idea. And do that. I like it. And I think the questions will probably get a little lighter if we do another one.

But they were coming at me hard. They were like, so, if you could change one thing in the next five years about the United States and how we'd, like, what the... They're like the GDP, the economy of... What's happening here? It's like whenever they're up, it's a town hall debate. But it was good. It was really happy with that. It turned out.

That'll be up real soon. Here's a guy who bungee jumped with the bungee cords in his butt piercings. No. What? What? What? What do you mean? He attached bungee cords to his butt piercings and jumped off an abandoned building.

I don't understand. Did he die? No. He is attached to his bungee by four piercings running through his buttocks. He can be seen falling from the top of an abandoned warehouse. It's a short clip, but here he is jumping. What's wrong with people? I don't get it.

I don't understand. I'm cringing. Why didn't even... Is this TikTok? Mike, you can take it off my screen. I don't like see... He has the piercing's his butt and they just hook him and he jumps and he's screaming the whole way down. What in the...

Probably just for a lot of video views. Yeah, it's terrible. It worked. Dude's famous. Is he, though? I don't know about that, but... Who is he? Right.

Did you guys see the Kylie Jenner story where she goes up and she's like, hey, this is a pal's go fund me. Let's help him out. It was a little weird. She was like, donate to it. a pal like her friend it used to be her friend i think it used to be like her hair or makeup person right mike like back in the day um so the story and the reason this is the story is because kiley generous worth about 900 million dollars right and so it's it's her makeup it was an old makeup person and she said hey

if you guys want to help out with this go fund me and it shows her to donating five thousand dollars but then she asked others and the initial goal was 10 000 bucks but they moved up to 100 thousands because people were donating so much. She wrote, May God watch over you and protect makeup by Samuel. Everyone take a moment to say a prayer and swipe up to visit his families, GoFund me. And so they were in an accident,

the makeup person was in an accident. She's like, hey, help out. How do you feel about her posting that in donating $5,000? Because I feel fine about it. Yeah, you can't hate on it. We shouldn't judge people for what they do with their money. She actually did more than I bet everybody did

that was complaining. She promoted it and she donated to it. She asked for prayers. And asked for prayers. Now, because you think that someone $900 million should give more, that's you. I think your money. It's kind of the most normal thing I've ever heard of Kardashian do. It feels weird when she's almost a billionaire.

You're like, why couldn't she give more? Why didn't she just pay for it all? Maybe she did elsewhere. We don't know. We never know. I always am so irritated by people when they are telling people how they didn't give enough money when they gave money out of generosity anyway. Like, it ain't your money?

You ain't your social media page with 200 million followers? What were you going to say, lunchbox? I just thought if the, you know, goal was so low that instead of posting it, she could, I mean, because she gave $5,000, which is amazing. But I feel like, okay, no big deal to her.

She could have wrote that $10,000 check and then it had been over and nothing, but then they raised the... Then they raise it to $100. I mean, listen, she could have written any check. $500,000. They're in a $5 million check. But we shouldn't say, hey, you have to give this because you have this much.

Yeah. And there's something about... Or taxes do that. But I'm talking about when you're being generous. That's on you. She could have given nothing and never acknowledged it. She's not her current makeup person anymore. This is someone she used to work with years ago.

Yeah. And there's a sense of like community when you can rally together and make a difference and bring other people in. And then they can feel good about helping someone out. If a bunch of rich people just took care of all the problems, nobody else would be able to. No, I'd love it. No, I'm going to be honest. It would be awesome.

That'd be amazing. I'm not so much on the community part of it, but I'm just on, let's not hate somebody for doing something good. Yeah. Just because they didn't do as much good as you thought they should have done. People are weird on the internet about that stuff.

Again, on the surface, it does feel weird. I'm going to admit that. But when you look at it and you go, she doesn't have to do any of that. That's just her giving her money. Who knows where she's got her money tied up anyway? It may not be liquid. You know?

What does that mean? You may have no... Liquid means you can grab it right now and spend it. Oh, got it, got. Instead of money that's, like, hidden in some... Or not hidden, but in other accounts. Invested in, like, a house. You bought property. You invested in a business.

That money's not liquid. That's what liquid's always meant. Stuff that you have to sell to get money is not liquid. Liquid is just that you can have it right now. I always get confused with liquid, gross and net and all that stuff. Well, here's how I remember gross. Gross is actually gross. It's the number I don't want to hear.

Like, because if, let's say what we're doing shows, like Raging Idiot shows. I don't need to hear the gross number. Grows me out because I got to pay a lot of that back before I get the number that makes me feel like I landed in the net. That's not the same. That's the total. Not what you're going to keep, but the total. So don't tell me gross. You gross $10.

But how much did I get? Three. Well, I'm grossed out that I didn't get the other seven. And so three is the net? Three is the net. So you remember that by I keep that. The net I fell into at the end. Oh.

Yeah. That's how I really remember that stuff. That's a good lesson. So gross is gross. And a lot of times they'll do like, Luke Bryan grossed $80 million on tour this year in concert. And I'm not saying Luke's broke. But Luke probably gets $15 million or that $80. Whoa.

Because it's paying. There's so much to go out. So much. Oh, man. So when you hear the word gross ain't what they're getting. It could be gross $5,000. I use Luke as an example because I often see that, you know, about Luke and our friends. And I know that's just not the case.

So gross is different than net. and it's usually for a pretty substantial amount. I wonder if that's why they named it because it's gross. Yeah, that's a good little analogy. Or if you just did that. I probably just did that. They're probably not idiots like I am. Yeah, I don't know why they're called gross and net.

But I have to remember stuff like that because I didn't grow up with any money at all. And so now that I've had some success and, you know, have some money now, I have to learn all this stuff at an older age and that stuff just wasn't instilled in me. So I have to go, okay, what's the funny word I can assign to this? Ray, you still buying stocks on your app? Yeah, I was fully into Royal and then also at the time, what was it, Carnival. So those are the ones that I stayed with. I'm sticking with those for a couple of years now.

The cruises? Yeah, just because it was during the pandemic and everybody was, it was so down. And, I mean, now you might have missed it. Now it's not really the time to buy. But at the time, people were making three times their money. And you haven't sold anything? I'm holding those until it starts booming again. Then you sell.

But I feel like if people wanted to get in now, it's a tad too late. A guy in Virginia tried to get away from the cops on horse back over the weekend but he fell off the horse during the chase and a cop accidentally hit him with his car. Oh man. That's not fun. That was worse. The guy was taken to the hospital. Okay, good. You're running

from cops on a horse and they're in a car? That's like the old saying bringing a knife to a gunfight. Like if this was 1830 you might have a chance to get away. Do you think though, because I think this sometimes, that I can really get away in a chase? No, you'll never get away in a chase.

I think I could. You've seen all the videos, man. You've seen how they all end. It all ends with the guys like, oh, crap. I think most of those guys are morons, though, because they put themselves in a bad place to even be there, right? They made some bad decisions. I'm saying straight on, me and a cop behind me, 100 yards.

Sure. One-on-one, absolutely. You can get away with that. I can get away with the chase. But once the chopper gets in, you're done. Yeah. Well, nobody said chopper. I said chase.

Yeah, but they all have radios. Do they have choppers in Nashville? Oh, yeah. Oh, I hear them all time. Me too. I think I could, okay. No air. support. I think I could get away.

Well, yes. One-on-one. No. No, no, no. I think I could get away with three cop cars. No, no chance. I think I could. You mean three cop cars. Where are you going to go? You mean three cop cars, not behind you, but who knows where they're, they're just somewhere randomly in a city, in the city, and he's got to call him and go, here's where we are. You're done. I think I could get away.

It's not from three. Yeah. Hey, Steve, can we try this? I, screw Steve, can you line up? I'd love to try this. This would be great. I do think I could get away. Like, good luck catching me. You're crazy. One, I got a fast car. Two, I'm smarter than these numb nuts who are out.

They've trained for this. Yeah, they have tactics. But they can't. No, he's not saying. I'm not saying the police are numb nuts. The other. No, no, the criminals. The criminals.

The criminals. Is there a numb nuts to even get in that situation? I think I could get away. No chance. I mean, I don't have a lot of money, but I'll bet it at all that you wouldn't get away. Yeah, from three, no chance. No chance. But they're somewhere in the city.

The cops got to come be like, oh, right. Good luck. It's like, if you're a really good wide receiver, you will beat that defensive back because you're on offense. You know where you're going. They don't. Yeah, but have you got three defensive backs? A little bit tougher.

Yeah, yeah, good luck with that. But the other three defensive backs are in the other part of the stadium. Good luck, catch my round. They communicate, man. Because I've watched so much Grand Deft Auto. You're crazy. I do think I could do that, though. Have you ever wondered if you can...

Go ahead. Get away with something? Get away with the murder? Of course. Who hasn't thought about it? All right. I'm just curious. I don't want to seem crazy.

I thought of bank robbery. I thought of murder. Like, I thought of how to get rid of a body? Because I'm like, if you were to put a body right here, how in the world would someone trace it back to me? You put it in an acid and you burn it. Yeah. Like in a barrel?

Yeah, but the trouble is it's getting these chemicals, because they watch when you buy these chemicals. If you buy them randomly together, you kind of have to over a year buy a little bit of this, a little bit of that. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. And then you go to your killing. That's why the easiest to me is just a shrimp boat.

Just take a shrimp boat out in the middle. and... Put some... Tie some bricks on them. Never see you again. Yeah. Sinkled. But you're in landlocked mill of America right now.

There's no shrimp boat here. That's true. Always gonna put them in the car and then drive in the carpool lane. Whatever. In your lake? No, I wouldn't trust a lake. I wouldn't trust a lake.

Next thing you know, they're drained in the lake. Yes. A fisherman catches the body. You're done. One of the bricks, rope comes off, like an arms floating up. We've thought about all this. But all these murder missions...

What are not a lake that, like, humans rarely go to? Or why don't you chop things up so small? No, I don't want to chop. No, choppy, dude. No, that's disgusting. You'll start crying in the middle of that. Yeah, no. If you were going to go to jail for the rest of your life versus have to chop somebody up or get

death penalty. Did I do the, is it, did I kill them on purpose? Or was this like self-defense and then I'm scared? They harmed your family and you killed them so they would stop harming your family and stop harming orphans and preachers. You would do it. Well, I don't think I could chop them up. I'd chop and it. Oh, man.

We used to have at Hobby Lobby. machine, you put the boxes in. It flame them up. It crunch them and then burn them. Oh my goodness. What? I mean, the tree thing, when they take down trees and they all the chopper. They find body parts in there sometimes.

I'm like, they put a huge tree trunk in that thing and it's gone. In little tiny pieces. That's crazy. So what you need to do is run that through and then put that into some sort of liquid that would burn it. The acid. But yeah, I could get away from three cops.

No doubt about it. Out of here. No chance. But the two cops that weren't a part of this, they would have to just go, you go, okay, officers, go and hide somewhere in the city. So one of them's following you. One of them's 100 yards back. The other two just had to pick a random spot. Easy.

They could be far. They could be close. I didn't give a better chance on foot than you do in a car. I'm not saying I'm going to jump out of the car. Man, I've watched so many of those shows. One of my favorites is when the guy was being followed by all these cops. He's running. And the chopper shows up.

up and it's got heat sensor, but he doesn't know that. So he jumps in a trash can. That's his idea. He's like, I'm going to get behind this house and jump in a trash can. And he hides in there like, he's in the trash can guys. Just get him. It's just like on cops when the guy was running from the cops and he's jumping over fences and he finds a bench press in the backyard and he starts working out.

So they come in the backyard and he thinks, oh, they'll just think I was working out. And I've seen him hide under the baby pool. I mean, they get caught. Well, that's because they're numb nuts. And because they have the chopper. I wouldn't be a numb nut. And we wouldn't have a chopper. No job. Just three cops.

Me v. three cops. Oh, man, it would be interesting. I'd like to see this. Hey, Scoop Steve. Yeah. What do you think? They could outrun three cops? I think... No, I don't think you can. What's the time limit, though? An hour? What do you mean? You have a time limit?

Because we live in an era where people will want to become heroes and be saviors, and they'll get on there, and they'll follow you with a camera or their phone. Nobody would know what's happening. I feel like someone would see you in the beginning of the chase and then try to become a hero and save the day. Well, this wouldn't be for the rest of my life if we did this game. Just a game. Yeah, it's like a game. Like, it's a fake scenario? I feel like you can get away then yes.

What? Me too. Like if we set it on two hours, can the cops catch Bobby in two hours? No. Well, yeah, because you could just go run a hotel room downtown and hide in a room. No, I'm saying if I'm in a car. Oh, it starts as a car chase. Where do you end up?

Who knows? It doesn't matter. There's got to be a finish line or something. Yeah, two hours is the finish line. I like that. Bones, this is a good TV show. Except it just risks people, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, if you're on the highway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about all those people just trying to live their life. Scooby, I saw when we were having this conversation. You, like, had your head and your palm. Was that because this is a dumb conversation? No, I'm just dealing with dumb crap and emails. Anything you want to share?

No, let's talk about it. No. Dumb crap from programming or sales? A little bit of both. Is anyone on the show in trouble? No, no one's in trouble. I just got to deal with some stupid stuff. Interesting.

Yeah, that's the nice way to put it. Is it something we need to have a conversation about? No, no, I mean, it's just daily things I have to deal with. And sometimes I get frustrated and the best way to handle it is putting my head, my hand in my head and just breathe. And then I keep moving on. I called Scooby the other day at 4 o'clock. I was like, hey, man, can you talk for a second? I said, yeah.

FaceTime? I don't because I don't call. He answers. He's here in the building. Yeah, he's here. I was like, do you go home and come back? He goes, no. He's still here.

I'm working. I was like, but we started at like butt crack it on. He goes. I don't leave. I don't leave. Ray used to live here. Did you know that, Scuba? Yeah, yeah.

He's here early in the morning, too. He literally lived here. Or like he lived here. His mail came here. For like a month and he didn't tell anybody. He would like sleep under the table. His mail, he said his mail to come here. I did not know that part, no.

And then we had to be like, dude, you have to move. And he started dating Bay at the time, so he just moved in with her. That's dedication right there. Is that true or false ray? It's true, but it was also as in between places. I mean, it might have been two or three days. It's not like I was here for a month. It was more than two or three days because your baseball cards were under your desk.

And then his parents would come visit and he would call a friend and be like, hey, can I set up some ball caps and stuff? That's true. You acted like you were living with a friend because your parents came to town. I put one diploma on the wall. And he took his parents there. He was like, oh, there's my room. This is my room at my friend's house. All right.

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