The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (3-30-21)

Episode Date: March 30, 2021

Bobby starts by playing some voicemails in reaction to the mailbag about if you own the parking spot in front of your house. Bobby also talks about the reaction to Dr. Francis S. Collins talking about the vaccine being mostly positive. Bobby also explains why Arkansas is pronounced the way it is and not like Kansas. Also a PSA about why you shouldn’t tell your kids that the “police are going to take them away”. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Thank you very much. Welcome to the Post Show, and what a show we had. A couple of reactions from the voicemail lines. We had a mailbag where someone said, hey, these people are parking in front of my house. Like, how do I get on not to? And I was like, well, you don't really own that spot, like at the street, but you can do little things maybe to prevent it from happening. But here is Tom. This is voicemail number one.

When I used to live in California, we lived in apartments. And one night in the middle of the night, I put out a fake fire hydrant, so nobody would park in the spot in front of our apartment. It's parked in front of it all the time, and nobody else will park there. A fake fire hydrant is hilarious. I never thought of that. Also, what if there's a fake fire hydrant in the fire department has a fire? And they're like, Tim, there's no water.

Screw harder. Take that thing off. Come on. Yeah, or if one day a police officer gives him a ticket for parking in front of a hydrant, and he was like, wait a second. And he's like, hold on. He lips it up with one hand. He's like it's rubber, man. He squeezes it.

You can get a fake one for how much that? 37 bucks, Mike Dia Show me. That's hilarious. Okay, that's, you know, clever. Here is a second voicemail about that. She could just turn the whole front of her yard into a driveway or parking spot for her house and then they can't park in front of it. No.

Oh, that doesn't. Do you just pave the whole yard? It looks ugly. Is that what he's saying? Wow. or, you know, throw some gravel down, roll up in there. Other voicemails, this is Josh from St. Louis. Bobby Bones.

Good morning, studio, first-time caller. I just wanted to say that after hearing that doctor talk on your show, I went and got my first dose of the Pfizer vaccine. He made everything a lot more clearer. I was a little on the fence. Love the show. Thanks, guys. Appreciate that.

You know, I got that more than I thought I would. I thought we'd have some sort of pushback or, and there was some negativity that I saw. Now, granted, I didn't go waiting into the swamp that is Facebook, but, you know, Twitter, Instagram, it's mostly pretty good. They were like, hey, thanks. That's pretty informative. You know, I think that's the goal for us sometimes is to be informative in a way where you're not listening for the news. You're listening to us being educated, right? Like, I don't want to shove that on you and be like, oh, is what you got to know. I really had questions. So I brought this guy on who's basically, who is Fauci's boss, and was like, hey, explain to me. how we got this thing done so quick.

And he did. And I was like, oh, dang, that makes sense. Morgan, how brutal was Facebook after that? Facebook was really bad. Instagram and Twitter were good, but Facebook was almost all negative. There was hardly any positive. Classic Facebook, huh? Classic, yeah.

Facebook's like the uncle that you don't really like that occasionally you have to visit with. And you're like, I'm related to them, so let me spend a minute. And you don't really want to, but you know you have to. who sometimes, that's what Facebook is. I'll go over there about twice a year to our page to the Bobby Vone Show page. That's it. There's a lot of great content up there.

But if you dip into the comments, it is ugly. Here is voicemail number four. Play that back for us, please. Hey, Bobby. So I live up in Ohio, and we don't have a sonics there. So I came down,

I'm down in Nashville right now, and I pick fan of yours. And I do a Sonic and get the Bobby Water made by Caitlin. And it's not that good. I'm not going to lie. I don't know if it's just me, but it kind of sucks, which is why I'm not going to say that. Love the show. Bye. Yeah, it's just you, buddy.

Yeah, weird. Hey, man. I'm hiding under your car right now in the, I'm in the parking lot under your car. I'm just waiting to come out, but I'm having a sonic water while I'm doing it. I feel like he was staring at you while he was talking. Made by getting in. Here is a final one, number five. Bobby, how come Arkansas is pronounced Arkansas, but Kansas is pronounced. Kansas. How come Arkansas is not pronounced Arkansas? They're spelled the same. I figured you guys would know the best. Good question. Do you know the answer to that one?

First of all, Arkansas was first. Did you guys know that? No. We weren't named after Kansas. Secondly, it was the people who settled it. I believe Arkansas, if I'm, and I'm having Mike fact check me on this, Arkansas was like a French settlement and Kansas was not. So I'm going to turn Mike's mic on. Mike, what did you find over there? This is me just going from the dome. Basically exactly what you said. It is the French plural of a Native American tribe to Arkansas. And Arkansas was first. Kansas is just riding our coattails.

That is right. Thank you very. Does say that, Kansas riding the coattails. It does say Kansas riding coattails here. See, I told you, Morgan. So really, Arkansas, Kansas should be Kansas. Well, no, because Kansa, that part is the French. It's how the French say it.

So the Indian tribe was, the Indian tribe was pronounced. different ways by the kinds of people and how they spoke. Does that make sense? But Arkansas is the way the French say Arkansas. Organza. And they would do this. They would do this. Oh, Hong, Arkansas.

Makes so much sense. So, yes, that's it. I'm glad I know it. I should know that. Because if they asked me that when I'm running for governor? I better know the answer to that. And I do the Pepe. Oh, he, Pepeleleu's been canceled, hasn't it?

Yeah, we can't be him anymore. Yeah, yeah. Here's a bit of a PSA, I guess. I want you guys to tell me your thoughts on this. a cop posted a video that starts with him pretending to be a parent telling a child, if you don't behave, the police are going to come take you away. He then looks at the camera and says, no, we won't. We're not taking them away.

Now, he says, stop using the police to scare your kids. Here you go. Listen to this. Now, if you don't behave, they're going to take you away. No, we won't. No, we're not taking them away. Stop using the police to scare you kids. We're not here to scare your kids.

That is great. between your kids and the police. So he's saying, hey, don't use the police as a bad guy with your kids because I'll always think the police are bad guys. Amy, your thoughts. Hmm. I don't know what, I guess it just depends on the circumstances. I think there are absolutely times where parents may need to call 911

depending on what it is. But if your kids just being, you know, disrespectful or not cleaning his room, then, yeah. But, I mean, if there's any kind of real... No, it's all threat-based, right? Okay. Like, that's what he's saying. They stop saying, if you don't stop, I want to call the police. Yeah.

Well, yeah, you can't do that. You just stop. I'm here for that anthem. Those, that trend on TikTok, I did one of those two where this is a few weeks ago. Mine was like, oh, a lot of people are asking you about your skincare routine. Oh, that's cool. I'll post it then. Let me see it.

Let me see it. Let me see all the people that are asking about your skincare routine. Show me the message. Because nobody ever asked that crap. Someone gets on Instagram, I'm like, oh, you guys have been asking about what I do from a skincare. Let me tell you. Nobody asks. The other one I was going to do was, oh, you don't think he's cute?

Oh, yeah, run him over with your car then. Go out and punch him in the face. Kick him in the balls. You don't think he's cute? Prove it. Prove it! I haven't done that one yet. I know.

The whole thing is, but sometimes people do ask. What? Not really. Not really. Not everybody's been asking. No, Amy. Every influencer. Well, I don't consider myself an influencer, but our listeners do ask about my skincare routine.

Oh, do they? Show the messages. Post them right now. Let me see what they're asking. I will. I will. But it is awkward. It kind of has ruined it for like if you do one of.

to just address like a couple of DMs you've gotten. Like even I find it awkward. It's hard. I just don't even say that. I just now I start to just like say it. But then occasionally it's like, well, why am I even saying this? But then people really were asking. But then if you say, for those of you asking, then people judge you for that.

And then it's like, I just give up. I'm just not even going to do anything. That's how I feel sometimes. Cool. Thank you for that. It's true. I did not sleep well last night after Arkansas lost. I kind of rolled around for

I fell asleep for about an hour and a half and then I was awake for three hours just miserable but what a season we got to the elite eight we got within four at one point and then it got a little too close we started firing up a bunch of stuff

didn't work out for us this time very proud of the team not going to Indianapolis next week to watch the final four but shout out Caitlin for saying we could do that that's it how but I need to address that I called Eddie and I was like

hey man because I'm in California I was like I can't sports bet from California I'm my phone so California is not a state where it's legal yet for draft kings I said will you log on he's like what your password I told him he goes that's not it I told him a different one he goes that's not it I told him a different one he goes that's not it and you've been locked out of your account and I'm like no how long did it lock you out I'm still locked out that's crazy and so not only that it says hey send us your email and we'll get you locked back in but I just still don't have the email to get locked back in now I think that was God telling you like do not bet on Arkansas. And I was going to. I'd have come in here and just a pair of witty tides. I'd have

bet everything. All my clothes and like. But it was a great run and can't wait for next season. And now it's, I follow the baseball program about 60% of what I do basketball and football, especially near the end of the season. It's just too many games and they're not all on TV. That baseball team looks good though. Baseball team's really good. Last year I guess they didn't have a college world series, but the year before they did and went to that. Ray went with me. I'm trying to think of who went. I didn't. Clay Travis.

Amy's husband and Clay Travis. That's who went. We went to watch Arkansas play Florida State in the College World Series. But ready for football now. That's what's up. Amy, anything you want to say here? No, I just hope everyone has a great day. Ray was talking about how he threw away his vaccine card.

Did you see where on the internet you can buy a fake one? No. No one has seen this? No. Yeah, people are doing it. They're printing them out and selling them. One guy got fired from his job because he was advertising on TikTok that you could buy fake ones from him. But why do you need a fake one?

So you can get a free donut? Is that what this is about? Well, now you can get a free donut for not even being vaccinated. Krispy Kramer's like, heck, we'll just give everybody free donuts. I didn't have to show my guy my card. He just said, cool. You didn't? Tampa area man lost his job after he made fake COVID-19 vaccine cards.

His name is James. his fake vaccination card video, which included the caption, F. Masks, was highlighted by a Mississippi pharmacist. They went and they got them. No charges have been filed as a Monday. They don't really have charges yet for people creating fake vaccine cards. But I guess if you have it, you can prove you're vaccinated and you can do things. Like that's where you're slipping through the cracks a little bit. That makes sense? Yeah. Maybe getting past the system more than slips through the cracks. But yeah, I got fired for that. Who's getting, when do you get your second shot, Amy?

Like 26 days from now. Oh, wow. 27, I don't know, whatever. Who doesn't have their first shot? Steve. Steve. Yeah, I had an appointment yesterday, but I was still here working so I couldn't make it. So now I'm looking for another appointment.

So nothing yet. I also didn't know, Mike, you were talking about this yesterday that you could get your first shot at one place and then go to a different place. Because Ray Mundo is apparently traveling doing the tour, doing the vaccine tour. we didn't know you could Right we didn't know you can do that As long as you have your card Yeah my wife's pretty on top of this stuff So she was able to save me

I don't have to do that dry But I ended up having to do it To go get that card But yeah you can go It doesn't matter There's really no connection with that Get different places it doesn't matter There was a guy who was a diver

He held his breath in a pool For 24 minutes and 33 seconds Dang Surely he's faking this right Because you know how sometimes you hold your breath But you breathe out your nose a little bit You're like watch how long I hold my breath You're like this

Where they can't tell he held his breath for 24 minutes is that you die don't you but he may not even be a human is he an alien is a human I hold mine for like 90 seconds

and I'm like this a 54 year old Croatian daredevil has broken his old record by holding his breath underwater for 24 minutes and 33 seconds it's just

physically that feels like that's impossible that's like dunking on a 25 foot goal like can we not send this guy to well I guess he's not Us. He's Croatian.

Where do you want to send him to? Well, he should be some kind of special forces person. He doesn't need any equipment. He can't get track doing anything. This is like a Marvel character. Can hold his breath for 24 minutes and 33 seconds. He says he was inspired by his 20-year-old daughter who is going through a lot with cerebral palsy, autism, epilepsy, and has helped raise money to rebuild. And all that's great, but it's unbelievable to me that he can hold his breath for over five minutes.

Can anyone hold the breath for three minutes on this show? Probably not. And if you say yes, I think you're going to be cheating doing this. All right, that's what's up. That's the post show today. Thank you guys. I hope you have an awesome day. I think that will do it.

There's anything else for me to say. All right, bye, everybody. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe.

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