The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (7-13-21)

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

Bobby starts with a few crazy news stories. A video on TikTok of a teen who hit a golf ball and it was struck by lightning. A guy who found a winning lottery ticket in a junk drawer and a wedding photographer who called the bride the name of the groom’s ex-girlfriend. Campers had to get rabies shots after a sleepover at the zoo. Eddie is wondering why the planet hates him right now. Every single appliance is broken. Bobby on the power of positive thinking vs. practical thinking. Bobby also gives insight on what he would do for his 3rd book. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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slash military. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. I was watching this video. It was a TikTok

where a guys at top golf and it's raining but he hits a ball and the ball goes up in the air and lightning struck the ball. Wow. Wild video. I'm not going to talk about it too much because it's hard

to tell you to talk about but you see the lightning strike go. And are you sure it was real? I'm not sure anything's real anymore. I saw one bones if it was like a baseball game and looked like a tornado was going to go through the stadium and I'm like I just don't know what I can believe anymore on TikTok.

I do think this one's real, but I wouldn't swear to it. Because it's TikTok. Here's a clip from K-S-A-T in San Antonio. All right, let me hit this last shot, and I told her to record it, and then I swung it, and then next you know the lightning is coming out of the sky, hitting the ball. Right after the lightning hit, the whole place shugged, the lights flickering, the computers reset and everything.

It could hit me. It couldn't hurt. It could hit any of us. Seems real. Also, it's not hard to just go, yeah, computers reset and it really didn't. But I think they could have proven it, you know? Man, we're starting to see some, like, a lot of cool, cool videos because of TikTok. Because people just always have their phones out.

Always. So I saw that on there. IHop is celebrating its 63rd birthday today by offering 58 cents short stacks of pancakes. Oh, wow. Let's go. What am I missing here, Mike? 63rd birthday, but 58 cent? Maybe in 1963 pancakes possible.

The number? It was? That makes sense. By the way, this is not a commercial. I would know the answer to this. Oh, when they first came out. All a 58 cent pancakes nationwide on July 13th, which is today. Okay, the number is a nod to the year IHOP was founded, which was 1958.

So the deal is good from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. across all IHop locations. Pretty cool. Got that. That one's more difficult. You have to do the math to figure out it was 1958. They should just made them $0.63. And made a little extra. Yeah, let's have a call with their marketing promotion.

Headquarters. Cleaning out of a drawer earned a guy $1 million. What? You got two stories I'm going to give you. The drawer story and the wedding photographer story. So both of them are kind of like, what in the world? So I will say this too. I just cleaned out a drawer, a junk drawer.

There was so much crap in there. Like documents from five houses ago. That's crazy. But I guess they just move one junk drawer to the next house and it just accumulates. But the story is the guy's cleaning out a drawer. His name is Kenneth Morgan, Jacksonville, Florida.

He found an old lottery ticket that he bought in April and he forgot to check it. He went through the numbers and it won a million bucks. That's crazy. Like basically a tossed-aside lottery ticket. And he wasn't looking for the ticket

because he thought it won. He just happened to come across a ticket. If I find that ticket, I'm not even looking to see if it was. Right. Probably just tossing it. There's a story about a wedding photography. And again, this was on TikTok too, where she actually accidentally called, there's the groom and there's the bride, but she actually called the bride the name of the groom's ex-girlfriend at the wedding. How did she even know it?

A viral TikTok shows a wedding photographer mistakenly calling the Missouri bride, Caitlin Love, Taylor, instead. It's an honest mistake, but Taylor is the name of the groom's ex. In the video, where it's like, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. No, no, no. Yeah. The photographer saying, 1, 2, 3, Corey and Taylor, look at each other. Oh!

And Taylor was the name of the X. And it was just coincidence that she picked Taylor. At first I was like, did she really just say that name? Out of all the names, she could have chose? I honestly forgot it happened until I saw the video on TikTok. It was my dream wedding, so I wasn't going to let a little mix-up like that run my day. Oh, no. Oh, no.

There was a story about, they had like a sleepover at the zoo. Did you guys see this with the bats? No. So they were, you know, they have a bunch of kids at the zoo, like a group. Because we would go as a church group sometimes and go places for like overnight skating or like stays. We didn't do a lot of school. Mostly it was church stuff. Like a lock-in.

That's what it was. That's what it was called a lock-in. A sleepover at a zoo did not go as planned. Close to 200 people are being advised to get rabies shots after being exposed to a rabid bat in Nebraska Zoo. Oh my gosh. Campers participated in a sleepover at Henry Dorley Zoo and Aquarium in Omaha. One woke up to a bat flying around. her. They found seven other bats, a bat that they found in their tested positive for the

disease. 186 people were given refunds. The zoo is paying for all the shots. Officials say they did not know how the bats got into the venue, but they had not been roosting there very long, but one of them had it. Oh, wow. And we learned from a caller once that rabies shots are not cheap. True. But the, but the zoo's paying for them. Yeah. But it used to be you have to take a bunch of stabs in the stomach. I think the process is a little leisier now. Good. But, yeah. I had to deal with bats in the episode last week of Bobby Bones where we had to

go up and take bats out of I don't like that they're cute for the most part yeah they are not in the face not when you get close to them no they're not they're not

I think that's when they're really I had one literally right here right up right up close as well they have cute yeah little nose like why don't you guys

some sugars with them let you guys some sugars I think that's mostly what I have here Eddie's wondering why the planet

hates him so much the who has Eddie been complaining to you oh why I didn't remember Why the planet hates him so much. Oh, the planet.

Yes. Which is Earth. I just feel like everything's like, you know, negative force is happening my way. Why? What's happening? It's just, I guess when it rains, it pours or something or whatever. But all my appliances have broken. Every single appliance is broken.

The last one I just had to replace was my dishwasher. I have my water heater's gone out. Both my washer and dryer went out. And lastly, my dishwasher went out. And we just got to replace. And I'm like, why? Like, what did I do? But then my wife reminded me, he's like,

we've lived in this house for five years and nothing has broken. So take that. I would think I'd rather it happen every once in a while. Yes, a little spread out. Because when you get hit with that big bill like that of everything at once, it sucks. And now in the heat of summer, I'm like, great, what's happening next? My air conditioner? Well, you can't play the next game.

But I feel like that's happening because that's the way everything crumbled. Because you keep thinking that way. Oh, that is a good attitude. I don't manifest thoughts of this stuff. I'm joking. I know he didn't manifest his dishwasher to break. It was the secret? Did you do a secret? No? No, I didn't.

But you could just, like, for your well-being, just think more positively about it. That's what my wife says. That's what positive thinking does for me. It doesn't really affect any outcome, but it helps me feel better. When I feel better, I perform better. I personally don't think there's some cosmic reaction to my positivity and my thoughts on how I'm going to perform. Correct. I don't think I sit here and go, I'm going to do good, that I'm literally going to affect something bigger than me to do good.

I don't think that, but I do think my positive thoughts help me feel better. And when I feel better or looser or more prepared or I've got my nerves controlled a bit, I actually perform better. So when people go feel positive and you manifest great things, I don't believe in the manifestation of anything because of positive thoughts. But I do believe in the practical thinking of when I do think positive about something or I see something positive happening because of something I'm about to do, that actually 1% helps me physically, mentally, emotionally, to where I do perform better.

So yeah, don't. And by performing you mean like live your life better. Whatever the situation is. If it's doing this show, if it's when I propose to Caitlin, if it's making sure that I'm trying to be a better fiancé slash about to be husband with what I'm prioritizing. If it's playing golf. Yeah. It's everything. I do try to keep a positive outlook,

even though it's a struggle for me at times, because I know that a negative one's going to hurt me for sure. A positive one, not going to hurt me. Who knows if it's really going to help me, but ain't going to hurt me. Right. And I've already won by not penalizing myself, but I do think me visualizing me going on the stage at the Opry

and doing it, I had to do a 17-minute set unprepared two weeks ago because I told you, Riba's wardrobe. She couldn't get a wardrobe change. So I was just up there. They said it's five minutes. I'm now 17 minutes into doing comedy. I don't have that much new material because I've done no writing.

But I was like, you know what? I'm going to freaking kill this. It didn't drag me down because it wasn't like, oh, is this going to suck? And it might help me. And physically, I felt better because of it. Anyway, that's the next book. It's really not. I'm not writing another book.

You know what I did, though, is I wrote essays for a lot of the episodes when I came back from Breaking Bobby Bones. Oh, that's cool. Like memoirs. What do you mean? Essays for what? About my experience and what I learned and what happened. And I never thought I would do anything with them and I still don't.

And I didn't do all of the episodes. And then after a point, I was like, I don't think this is that interesting. But I did write them. I'm just kind of searching right now because I, listen, I wrote bare bones, my first book and didn't think I was going to write a successful book. You know, I've told the story before that when I went and was pitching a book, I was pitching a kid's book. because Eddie and I had just done the Raging Kiddietz album

and wrote a bunch of kids' songs and I was like, this thing did well. I'm going to write a kid's book. Just right up my alley. And so wrote it, nobody wanted it. Nobody wanted the concept of it. And so I'd been to all these meetings. Everybody said, no.

Last meeting I went to was the biggest company, Harper Collins, who I knew didn't want anything to do with me because they were too big and everybody, even the little ones that said no. And so I go to this and I'm like, and the person was like, hey, tell me, they're looking at Wikipedia, seeing my life story. telling my life story.

They're like, hey, we think that could be a book. I'm like, nobody's going to buy that book. Nobody cares that much about me. Maybe they put me on 15 minutes in the morning because we're talking about something funny, you know? But no one's going to care about my life story. This is what I was feeling at the time. And so what they do is they offer you an advance to write a book.

And the advance was thousands of dollars. And I was like, I said, I'm not against writing the book, but I'm not going to take any money for it because I don't know that it's going to be interesting. I don't know that you're going to think it's good. and I cannot take your money if I don't think what I'm doing is worth that money.

And so they said, okay, I said, how about I write half of the book and you guys can read it, read the essays, and if you think it's good, I'll then take your money, but I won't until then. And it wasn't a huge advance, but it's a pretty big advance.

And so they were like, great. So I spent three months writing essay after essay, because that's all that book was was me writing essays, and my editor strung them together in a really wonderful way. So I'm writing all these stories about my life.

and what I've learned and who I learned it from, and I sent them half of it. And I didn't hear from it for like a month. And I was like, well, fun experiment, not afraid to fail. Set it off. It wasn't that good when I wrote it. I just, again, just sat there. I felt out of my heart.

It wasn't that good. Type, type, type, type. And so, like a month later, we get a call there. Hey, let's go. We love it. Keep writing. You want to check? And I was like, you're going to tell me,

you think what I'm about to do is worth that check that you're going to give me. And they say, yeah. I said, okay, I'm in. I personally don't see what you guys see in it, but if you like it, I want to tell my story because I think I can help. I think I can be representation for other people that come from similar backgrounds and circumstances,

so let's do it. So I take the check. By the way, I had to give percentages to everybody. I got like a nickel. That's how it works. That's how it works. And so I write the book, and I finish it and I send it off,

and I'm a bit embarrassed of it. It's called bare bones. I'm embarrassed of the book. because I'm like, it is not good. And I'm going to promote it. I promote anything that I do because I'm proud of the stuff that I do. But I said, but this is the one time I think maybe this isn't it. And I was starting to feel kind of weird and ashamed that I didn't put.

And embarrassed at some of the stuff in there, not because I was embarrassed of it, but I thought people were going to feel bad for me. And I didn't want people to feel bad for me. I wanted them to understand or, again, see representation in some way throughout the different stories of my life, how I grew up in them. Because not everybody's going to understand this book. everybody's going to feel like bare bones is for them. It's moderately funny. It's extremely

personal. There are some stories in there that I was like, man, this is tough to write, especially when it came to my family and upbringing. And so, it's, I'm doing book promo like crazy. And I wasn't really promoting the book. I was promoting the fact that I was just out to see people, would go and meet three, four hours at a time. Lines would be there. I was like, can't believe people. Lines are here to meet me. He said, sign books. But I wasn't like, this book is so good, read it. not once. First week it launched is a bestseller.

And I'm like, are you kidding? I remember going, are you sure? It was a New York Times bestseller. Number one, New York Times bestseller. Number one. And I was like, I cannot believe this. And it was there again the next week.

And there again the next week. And they do a list sometimes per month. And it was on. For four weeks, it was a bestseller. I'm in shock going, I cannot believe. But then it also gave me a bit of confidence at the same time because again, when I do something, I usually hate it until I'm convinced it's not hateable. I'm very self-loathing

for, and I'm getting better at it, but most of my life I do not like, I haven't liked me. I'm getting better at that. So, write the first book, that's it. I'm done. I'm Mark Twain one time. I'm Chumbabamba. I'm a one-hit wonder. I'm out. I'm Lou Bega. Insert the one-hit wonder. I'm Billy Gilman. And I'm okay with that because I knew that I got lucky writing that book. I knew that the stars that lined, people related, listeners had my back, like I try to have theirs. They bought that book. Bear Bones was number one for four weeks.

And I was so pumped with it. That was it. No more books. The end. I'm out. Told him. No more books. They're like to let us give you a check three times for another book.

I said, I don't have another book. they said four times I said I don't have another book they said okay we'll check in in a few months a year goes by hey because bare bones is still selling

can't believe it bare bones is selling the people are buying the book rights for it other countries are printing it my mind is blown they're like remember that check we did five times oh my

I don't have another book because I didn't want to waste everybody's time. I didn't want to promote something I didn't believe in. I said no more books. I didn't sign a multi-book deal. And so, I don't know, it'd been a year and a half or so. They'd been like, hey, start on another book. So I did a TED talk. And I got on Mike D and I was like, hey, here's my idea. And Mike D can draw pictures. And I was like, I want to do this. You draw the pictures for me as I'm speaking about, and I did a talk called Winning by Losing. And it was a eight-minute talk. It's on YouTube.

It's not my best work, but it's pretty good. I give it a seven. A shirt's a little too big. I look at it, I cringe. Because I shirt's a little, it's... So I do this TED talk, but I loved the message that I was sharing

in that you want to be a winner, you got to go through the crap first, and a lot of that's losing. Like, you just aren't good at... You just don't wake up and be good at something that's worth being good at. And if you do, if you want to be great, same thing.

It's about the work. So I did this TED talk called Winning by Losing. Went over pretty well. Again, didn't feel like it was my best work, got some laughs. You know, we had a technical issue with my headset as I was doing it. Had to like talking to it. It was a whole, things broke while I was doing my, in perfect me fashion. Yeah, perfect.

People, things broke while I was doing my performance. And so I finished the talk. They come back and they're like, hey, we like for you to write a book. do you have anything else about your life? I said, no, but I do have, like, a concept that just came in my mind that I would like to spend some time writing on before we even talk about another book. And they were like, okay, what is it? I don't want to tell you yet. First of all, I don't know who's going to steal my idea. Second of all, I didn't know if it was good enough. So I wrote, fail until you don't. If I ground, repeat, didn't come on until way later. But I wrote, fail until you don't because

of that TED talk and what I had written there in that little eight-minute deal. And I went and talk to people like Chris Stapleton. And it was like, hey, he's like, it's like, it sucks. for a long time because everybody thinks I'm Chris Ableton, the big music star, but years and years of not succeeding. Talk to the governor of Arkansas. I talked to Charlemagne the God and radio. I talk to, I have found all these successful people that in their mind, they're not, quote, unquote, a successful person because they spent all this time not being successful. Like they recently got the success, but that's all that people have seen because we only see success. We don't see the people under the under the water trying to swim up to air.

So I wrote that book, turned it in, felt the same way. This is a disaster. And I tell you, I don't know if I've, I told him this, but I've never actually said this on the air. There was one person, because I put the book out, and then I just wait for people to bash it. With anything I do, I just wait for people to bash it.

I'm like, oh, great. How's, what's going to happen now? What's Twitter going to say? What's Reddit going to say? And I got a message from somebody I didn't really expect to read the book, and he had read the book the second day. was out. And he was like, hey, man, it really wasn't the book. It really wasn't affecting the book to be that good. He goes, but like, I see you almost every day. I'm taking a lot from this. Because it

wasn't just about me. It's about others, too. He goes, this is a great book. And his name is Zach Massey. He used to shoot pictures and digital here. Works for Luke Combs now. And like, I remember reading that on an airplane and going, he definitely didn't have to send that. You could have sent nothing. He doesn't need anything from me. And going, maybe this book is okay. And then there's a bestseller for a while. But all that to say, why did I start this whole thing? Eddie's dishwasher was broken and he was thinking negatively about it. Yeah, I don't remember what happened here. I think you're talking about another book. You're like, oh, I can write a book about that. Oh, all that to say, no, yeah, I do have an ending.

Sorry, I got so lost in this story. Or the journals. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got like eight things to say then. Okay. All that to say, I'm always looking for something to write. that I can contribute back in a way. Yeah, the essays. I don't think, and I didn't think they were contributing back. I may put them, there's a B-Team newsletter. I may put them there, but I don't feel,

I'm never going to sell something that I think isn't something that you would like or have a chance to look at and see if you would like. I am, there's a kid's book that, because it's the same company, it'll come out in 2022. I've already done it, it's done, it's really good, it's funny, it's about Stanley the dog. I can't wait for that to come out. We, we finished that forever ago. But I'm not going to. take those essays and I say this because people ask me, when you write another book? I'm not because

I don't feel like, I don't want to check and for people to buy it and feel like I got duped, honestly. Like I just spent this money on this guy who I feel like represents what I stand for, who I am. And then he did this. I paid $22 for it and it sucks. That might happen. At some point, it may suck. There are shows that suck. I'm sure you're on this. But I'm never going to do it on purpose. So I have the essays. I may put them in the B-Team newsletter. I'm not writing another book right now. although I do have some stuff happening in my personal life that I think it's going to be a podcast series one day that will blow your effing mind. And I don't curse.

So I just say the word. Yeah. That? So that's that. And this was a really short post show because I had nothing else to talk about. And that just kind of sprung me into a little talk there. Sounds good. So believe in yourself.

Believe positive things. Worst case scenario, you didn't lose anything. Best case scenario. You believing in yourself. in some way physically has allowed you to perform at a higher level. Being a mom. Be an athlete. Going to school.

Crap helps. I believe in it. And I'm a very practical person. So I do believe in positive thinking for sure. Because I know it doesn't hurt. And if it's not hurting and there's a chance it can help, why not do it? That's why I take multivitamins too. Good.

Probiotics. Yeah. But you know what I don't believe in really? CBD. To me, that seems like fish oil. Fish oil salesman. Snake oil. Snake oil salesman.

I knew how I would get there. I'm going to say, fish oil is good for you. So I think. So they say. There you go. In other news, an little fun fact here, and I hope Mike doesn't mind me sharing this. Can I talk about the picture, Mike?

Yeah, I put it up right now. You did? This is what, where are you putting it up? On the Facebook? Oh, on our screen. We can see it. Oh, okay. So my mic breaks and my text.

head talk. My shirt's too big. Like everything that personifies what I am without trying, kind of an idiot, happens. And I'm like, hey, and Mike and I are sitting and he's doing the drawings for me that I need. Because I'm terrible at drawing. And he writes, because my thing was, how can I be successful? That's talking to them, talking to you guys. Everybody asks me, how can I be successful? I'm going to tell you, you're not going to like the answer.

But success comes from not being successful, right? That's the whole theme of my thing. You have to not be successful. You have to learn. You have to get. No, no, no, no. And Mike writes, how can I be successful? in bubble letters and misspell

successful. Oh. Accidentally. I thought that was purpose. I know. We didn't act like we did it on purpose as part of the brand. Oh my gosh. And we didn't know one day and I was like, Mike, oh my God. That's funny. And he goes, oh my God. And I said, I know. And then

somebody had asked me about it somewhere publicly and I was like, yeah, we didn't have a purpose, of course. You mess up just to when I saw, I remember being like, that's genius because I mean, this is all about failing. Like, this is good stuff. They misspelled successful. We failed accidentally. So, anyway. I don't know if you're still listening to this, people out there of the world.

If you listen to this on Facebook Live right now or you're on the podcast, but that is that. And I have to end now because I did take my Lensest, which is for my, my, IBS. IBS. IBS. Thank you. Sometimes it gets letters mixed out. There's soccer leagues. There's all these letters.

And it is starting to kick in because I have to take it before I eat my meal in the morning. And then I know right about 11. Yeah. It's showtime, baby. Oh, man. It's like the mask. You know that movie that but you carry it. It's show time. All right. Thank you guys. Have a great day. That wraps up today's post show. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.

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