The Bobby Bones Show - Tuesday Post Show (9-14-21)

Episode Date: September 14, 2021

Bobby starts by telling everyone why you need to update your iPhone software today and him and Caitlin reviewing the Met Gala fashion. Amy talks about getting hit with a volleyball at her daughter’s game. Eddie also calls out Raymundo for being a fraud. We also get into a deep dive of why Raymundo quit betting. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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because you know they're like, it's very vulnerable right now. Yes. Or they sent out a you should update your phone right now message. You guys see it? No, I didn't. Apple has updated its software for iPhones to address a critical vulnerability that independent researchers say has exploited

by notorious surveillance software to spy, blah, blah, blah, blah. There's something wrong, and they were like, this is the update, so update and fix it. Do we trust them? Yeah, well, yes, because it's been happening. Do we trust them? Well, I own an Apple device, so I have no choice. I would just throw the whole phone away then.

Yeah. I guess so. No, so the answer is no, but I trust that this software is going to be good for me to not be hacked as easily. What are you saying? Yeah, I mean, they have evidence of them hacking into, like, journalists stuff and not messages and finding out information. Like they're hacking into real people that should be hacked, not just like, oh, for fun, let's go hack this celebrity.

It's like real things. But because they've been able to do it, we're all vulnerable. Man, I remember when Apple was impossible to hack. Max. Yeah. Yeah. Apple. Yeah, but not iPhones.

But Apple, the company. Oh, okay. I thought it was just all Apple. Well, the harder. But the whole wrap with the computer was, it was unhackable. You know, we used to do commercials for Macs back in the day before they didn't need commercials anymore. And it was like, you can't hack it. You know, good luck.

We didn't do that bit. Good luck. We challenge them. You should try. On this day, 17 years ago, Oprah gave out a new Pontiac G6 sedan worth $28,000 to everyone in her studio audience. Oh, this is the you get a car. Wow. A total of 276 cars in all.

Oprah told her producers to fill the crowd with people who desperately needed the cars. And when she announced the prize, mayhem, crying, screaming, delirium, fainting, broke out all around her. That's awesome. I mean, I remember, you get a car. I guess the clip. I didn't watch the show live. I remember, you know, when that happened and that's referred to now, you know, there's a quite a, you get a references. You get a, you know.

Caitlin and I spent last night going over the Metgala, the different wardrobe. I don't know what you call. I guess some of them were more than just an outfit. Pieces of art. Yeah, that people were wearing. You've been to the Metgala? No. Hey, why do you have to be, why do you have to sit like that?

There's no need to take a shot like that. Oh, no. I didn't think that that was offensive. Wait, wait, what's the problem? You have to be famous to go. Oh, you do? It's like a certain level of that was not meant to be offensive. Should I be offended?

No. I mean, it was a pretty starky. I was saying no. I was like, no. Fine, I'll rephrase it. Lunchbox, have you been to the Met Gala? I don't even know what the Met Gala is. But I saw a bunch of things online last night and I was like,

people are wearing the stupidest things I've ever seen. Well, there's a theme and they all wear stupid stuff every year. Yes. The theme is be stupid, just waste money? Basically. Okay, because that's what they do. Tickets are like $35,000 each. What?

It's for charity. Okay. Anna Wintour, the famous fashion editor puts it on. Anna Couture? What charity gets that much money? The arts. The actual place. Yeah, it's a...

It's a place. The Metropolitan of New York, Mike. Art. The New York Mets get it? Well, we need to build one of those here and do $35,000. Metropolitan Museum of Art. There you go. So anyway, everybody gets dressed out.

The theme was like America last night. And we, I rewatched the Arkansas and Texas game on TV because I hadn't watched it. I only watched it there. So I watched the whole game on ESPN Plus. And then Caitlin and I went through and did rating of everybody's outfits, one through five. And then I watched the Peyton and Eli version of the Ravens and the Raiders last night. It's very balanced.

It's very balanced. Yeah, you had a lot of TV, man. Two football games. But the Matt Gallasup wasn't TV. That was just looking at Instagram. Yeah, everyone posts the outfits on my podcast. I mean, I saw some guy like wearing a blanket. Yeah.

I don't know who it was. Yeah, it was like... That was who was? And he was with Rihanna, because they're together. Kim Kardashian came out and we're wearing like a full... You can't even see who she was. It was more like a black. You know, at, like, sporting events

when the guy wears the red suit and you can't see his face? Yes. It was basically that, but it was black, but it had like a cape and stuff. And then someone was with her who they think was Kanye, but now I think it was the designer. They're divorced. Yeah, but they were together at Kanye's album listening party.

They, like, recreated a marriage, the dawn to listening event. Interesting. But we picked as our favorite, outfits. Kara Gerber. See, who's that is? Cindy Crawford's daughter.

Okay. She gets to go to the Met Gala. She's super famous. She's a super famous model. Ooh. The Justin Bieber and Haley. Haley? Yeah. Haley Bieber.

They were great. They were dressed nice. Ooh, I loved Kendall Jenner. She had like a gold. I'm trying to remember all these, but we went through it all. I liked Rihanna's a little bit But that blanket that Asob Rocky was wearing Kind of took a little thunder from that, I think

Did you see Ciara? Yeah, wearing Russell Wilson outfit That was cool It was his jersey and a dress And then she had a football purse Oh, that's cool That was really cool I don't think a lot of people

I mean I knew they knew what it was But I don't think when she walked up A lot of people at the Metropolitan Center for Art It was like, oh Russell Wilson Wait so the gala was last night Yeah And Russell So Russell wasn't there because he was with Peyton and Ila

Interesting He had a gaming headset on on football last night. But that's what we did last night. We looked at a bunch of pictures and went one through five. A firm raises $15 million to bring back the woolly mammoth from extinction. This is some Jurassic Park type she is right here. I thought you were going to say it. I'm like, wow, that's close.

Stop playing, guys. You're bringing your crap back. The woolly mammoth. Be careful what you asked for. You guys like Snuffaloficus? Because I did. I thought Snuffalovicus was awesome. Wouldn't he sad, though?

No, that's a yore. No, he was just a big bird. He was just dopey. Yeah. And he was one of those? I don't know. It reminds me of that. I don't know what he was.

What was he? What was he? What was he? What animal? What animal? Because that's what I think about is snuffaloficus. Yeah. And what a great name.

Yes. Snuffalofugus. That's just fun to say. What do you think a woolly mammoth is going to do to us? Like what you say, be careful. No, it should you start bringing back crap. What do you think they? No, well, you don't bring back a T-Rex.

But you just, you don't. You don't have control of that. Once the science is out there, people learn it, they can bring back all kinds of crap. Well, let's not mess with that. Wully mammoth, that'd be cute. They're big and they kill.

They're going to do a mammoth elephant hybrid. Yeah. Crazy. Mike, my screen's frozen, but let me know if Snuffle Lovicus is a woolly mammoth. A mammoth without tusks. I mean, it's fiction, so it can be whatever you want, I guess. And you got hit in the head with a volleyball,

at your daughter's volleyball game? Were you not paying attention? I was talking to another mom. Classic. Okay, but I was it a spike or was like, Yeah, was it a ricochet? I just came over and hit me right in the head And right in my new ear piercing

So it hurt extra hard Because it's still tender right there in my ear Did you feel embarrassed? I mean a little bit Did people go, ooh Yes, I was on the lower bench So I know people all sitting on the bench Was your daughter embarrassed?

No, she doesn't care I don't even know if she knew Because like she wasn't sitting next to me or anything No, but did she see her mom get hit with the volleyball No, I don't think I don't even know if she knows. The mom I was sitting next to you was like, oh my gosh. I was like, yeah, I'm fine.

There are some of those, like where a basketball is, like, people are on their phones at the NBA game. And the basketball just hits them in the face and they don't see it coming. I don't like watching them. I think it's so funny. But they just don't see it coming. And it's like, smush right in their face. I did not see it coming. Yeah.

Nope. Any cameras catch it? No. Sorry, no cameras at my daughter's seventh grade game. Eddie said that Ray is a fraud. Oh, for sure. Yes. Yeah, he has a new bumper sticker in the back of his car.

And if you've seen his car, no disrespect. But the tires look a little flat. There's about an inch layer of dust on it. There's a huge dent on the side. And in the back, there's a bumper sticker that says, less stress, more life. And I feel like this is the exact opposite of the driver of that car, who's Ray, who's the most stressful person that I know in this life.

So I feel like Maybe he's trying Yeah, do you get stressful vibes from Ray? Oh my gosh, have you ever hung out with him? Have you hung out with him more than five minutes? Yes. Yeah, you haven't then. No.

Here's the thing about Ray. He lives stressed about this job because he doesn't have to wake up at one in the morning. Correct. But he's so scared he's going to oversleep. And I understand being someone who is neurotic in different ways. I understand how the neurosis takes you over.

But Ray wakes up at what time? like one or two and the show starts at five that look that's one example guys me lunchbox and Ray went to lunch one time and Ray drove and he only

had 75 cents in the car and he paid the parking meter 75 cents which is only worth about 45 minutes of parking at the 45 minute mark let me tell you the car the car was in eyes view like we could throw a rock at it is right there and there was no parking

person or nothing and he goes, we got to go, guys, wrap it up when my parking meters expired. And we weren't done with our lunch and we're like, dude, five more minutes. No, no, no, we got to go. So he got up. He got up, sat in the car to make sure that didn't get towed. Hey, let's stress more life. He is wound so tight. He is so tight.

So tight. But I love that he's trying. He's got a bumper sticker, but I thought it was a little hypocritical. I guess the hours that Ray is not wound tight, where he truly lives out. It's Saturday and Sunday when he's drunk. It's like Saturday at brunch. And he's wasted. Right.

From like 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. We were with Ray and Bay a lot over. Caitlin and I were with Ray and Bay a lot over the Raging Idiots weekend. We did Bobby Fest. And Ray, he doesn't, do you talk about not betting anymore? Yeah, I talk about it all the time. And I would ask Ray, hey, what about this game? And Bay looks at him like, don't even answer.

Don't even talk. Ray's not even allowed to talk about betting anymore. She'd said he would wake up in the night. or she would wake up and he's up watching like Peruvian soccer. Betting. Yeah. Tennis.

That's the best games bet. Tennis at 10 a.m. Let's dress more life. Argentinian rugby at noon. Crazy. But she did say he could gamble on if he wanted to play board games. Or like poker.

Yeah, he could play poker. Which is strange. But just not sports. Yeah, I need to learn poker. That's the one I don't even bet. So I don't know. I don't know why she chose that of all things to bet on. Do you miss it?

Oh, of course, but it has been six months, so you can get over things. You stop a vice for a month, then all of a sudden you realize you can do it, and then you don't really care about it anymore. I mean, sure, it's the same with alcoholics. They quit drinking, and that's why they do the chips, why they go a month, two months. Once you get past the months, then it's like it just never really happened, honestly. I don't think that's true at all, actually. Having dealt with a lot of alcoholism, I just don't think that's true at all.

Like, it's the opposite, actually. It's like literally a daily... A couple months, guys. It's like it didn't even happen. I want chips, though, for every month I made it. Hey, but that's a thing. If you had a gambling addiction, that's cool. For you to be rewarded with or to be acknowledged, maybe reward is not the word,

to be acknowledged for you. Because that is a real life addiction. Yeah, I know, yeah. So you got to go to meetings, though, for it. What's your chip? Where are you at right now? Six months. March Madness.

Why are you yelling at me? It's aggressive. No, it was March. Middle of March. the last time March Madness? Last one, it was in Arkansas Parley. I did it in a basketball game. Did you hit it?

It was when they were down. They were losing. They're getting upset. I live bet it and they won. That's a darn about it! Let's go! Wait, don't get an excitement. No.

But I mean, you're just able to do it on your own or you're working some sort of program. April, May, June, July, August. At the end of September, it'll be six months. I get you a dang chip. And I think that's cool. I do too. I think you should be acknowledged.

Because you are not doing something that you, well your wife found was detrimental to you. Were you losing all your money too? Yes, yeah, I went into debt too. He was really bad at. That explains the car. Yeah, how were you so... Right, I got to be honest.

He's really bad. I just want to be truthful with everybody here. I got on draft kings with $200. And I know what I'm pretty good at and know what I'm not. NFL games, I suck. Amy, I start with $200. I have like $4,000 in this account now. Because I bet college football games.

Bragger. No, I'm going to be... I haven't cashed in. anything out. It's been there for a year. No, no, no, I do lose. We've been to Vegas with you. You don't lose. I do lose. I do lose. But I'm saying, I'm not saying it's easy to win. It's hard to lose all the time. I remember one time, Amy, we were in Vegas and he goes, I don't know. Let me try this. Let me put $100 on that. He won $800. You're in front of all of us. That's luck, though. No, I've witnessed that. No, I know, but you have that. Let me just try this. I think there's

been a time. I mean, this might have been about 15 years ago or so, Lunchbox and Bobby and I went to Vegas and we walk in and I swear he put something on red and that thing that spends around. Yeah, the roulette. And he won like right there and it's set them. No, no, and then he just left it there and he wins again. He

went like four and run. It's like, okay. But you guys are acting like my sports betting has anything to do with the roulette table. No, but I know that it's left. Almost every SEC game, I bet. Because I know that, I would go fill in for Finebaum and feel like I would know enough to do that right now. because I study the SEC so much.

Oh. I hit Mississippi State plus one. I hit the South Carolina money line. I hit three overs. The only game I lost was Missouri plus five. That's the only game I lost of all the SEC games. You're so lucky. I don't think it's luck.

Eddie, who's the luckiest person you know? Bobby. Bobby, that's what I'm saying. You don't get lucky unless you hooks in the water, boys. You don't catch a fish unless you hooks in the water. I put money on. Yeah, my hook's been in the water. I put it on that roulette table.

I caught anything. It does when it appears is there. You guys are a lot. a lot of haters right. You catch the bigger fish. I'm excited for you. Well, don't worry. You won't be getting my picks.

No, I usually would go by Ray's opposite picks. So if you pick something, I would pick the opposite and we win. That's what people do. There is an episode called Get Real with Caroline Hobby, which is a very interesting one this week. You should check it out. It's Jake Owen's fiancé,

Erica, who has never been on a podcast before. She's an interior designer and talks about working on country artist's homes. She also talks about prioritizing her time with Paris, her daughter and her fiance and their life together, but she's never done a podcast before. Nothing awesome. And then she's a designer for other celebrity homes.

So I thought that's pretty cool. Check out, Get Real with Caroline Hobby. And that's a good little podcast there for you. Ray is not going to Vegas. You didn't win the trip? I just saw this come across. Yeah, so apparently nobody voted for me because they expanded it.

It was five people are going to Vegas, and I thought, okay, probably not the entire company that's going to be difficult for me to win that, but I hope. They expanded it to 25 people. I still didn't win it. And on top of that, then a hundred other people got a hundred dollar gift card.

I still didn't even get that. The list was long. But isn't because you're on a high profile show and they don't want to keep rewarding in the show? I don't know. Me and Steve looked into it a little bit, but I do believe that you guys didn't click on the link that Steve sent y'all.

Maybe a couple did. I got two votes. I did. I definitely voted for myself. But you were already going. But you got $500 spending cash. But they pay for your food and stuff there. Okay, but an extra $500?

I'll take that. Do you know who voted for you? You, Amy, Steve. Exactly. That's three people. Abby, four. Four. Oh, four people.

That's great. I think they probably held it against you because you're on the show. No, we saw. I didn't see any large market. Okay, so there were no large market personalities. No one on a national show or anything like that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's probably why you didn't get.

I got it. My wrist is killing me. That's some sort of tendinitis I've been talking about. Is that the same one with a brace? Same thing. And I stopped wearing the brace. But apparently I, and I'm going to say this knowing what's going to happen here, but apparently I like flail my wrists a lot.

Oh, boy. That's not shocking. We told you. And so it constantly hurts. We totally stop doing that. I know. I know. But it's hurting even as I'm doing this.

Oh. All right. What else I want to talk about? Da-da-da. I have a whole list here for you guys. I don't wonder what I do. I think that's going to be it. I think that's going to be it.

Thursday, we'll find out if lunchbox is famous enough to be top 25 in Nashville. Can't wait. We have the tour bus set up. Let's go. The situation. He goes up to the bus. It's like, lunchbox is here.

Or whatever he says. So that'll happen Thursday. And then, you know, we've had a couple people that we've talked to that have found a diamond at that diamond mine in Arkansas. Uh-huh. Where they go and they dig. Oh, yeah.

We think we have it set up where lunchbox, he thinks, can go out there and find a diamond. This is it. Let's go. This is it, lunchbox. Man. If you find a diamond worth over a million dollars.

See you. Are you quitting the show? Bye-bye, guys. What's the number amount on a diamond that you quit the show? Yeah, probably, well, you always talk about taxes. So. I don't just talk about taxes. A lot of people talk about taxes.

No, no, but whenever these things come up. So I always think, oh, if I hit a $1.5 million, I'm out. But you told me that it'll be. About $830,000. I don't know if I can live off that the rest of my life. So probably, man, I don't. to be two million, huh? Because then I get a million. Basically. I cut

half. I mean, you can live off a million, right? Stop asking me questions. All I want to know is how much does it have to be worth for you quit the show? Probably two million then. I need to be a millionaire. If you find a two million dollar diamond, you're quitting the show. Absolutely. Can we get some research done on big diamonds found there? It's two million,

it's two million too big? Or do you think I could do, like... The ones we talk about in the show are the one that guy, Kevin, I think, found a nine-carred diamond. Still no value on it yet, waiting for that. And the most recent one was two carrots that was found I think it was like 15,000 or something 15,000 that's it

I think you have to find like a diamond the size of your body to quit your job There ain't no way but that's a lot of money You're just digging in dirt Hey you're there to find nothing Do I need to bring materials? I don't know anything No, they have stuff there yeah you'll be fine You'll be fine no shovels or anything

They have a little shovel I used to go as a kid They have little shovels there and little buckets all kinds of stuff They do, he's going It's cute, mine it up I think I said it at a million. A million, you think I can get out? Okay.

Man, but what if he finds one and it's worth like, you know, $800,000? Not enough to quit, but is he just going to wave in front of our face every single day that he has $800,000? I'll just stack that cash right here on the table. You see what I'm saying? Every show. Like, just be like, yeah, look at me. Look at me. Every day I'll bring a briefcase and pop it open.

Let's see you guys do that. Oh, here we go, Mike. I found the largest one found it this exact same one. It was a 12.42-carat diamond, 150,000. Oh. That's it, dude. At this same one, what do you mean? No, there's more than that.

No, no, there have been some worth millions of dollars. I'm almost positive, right? I'll call them today. Yeah, ask them. Call, ask. Be like, what's the most? But somebody has to buy these, right? Like, what's up?

I'll see we can call them right now. I was talking to someone yesterday about it at that works there. You want to call them live? Yeah, why not? Just call and see who answers, and I'll talk to them. put them on there well then I'll wait for a second until we'd call them up what were you saying

no that someone needs to buy these like you can't just yeah it's worth two million dollars but you have to have a buyer for it to be worth that money like somebody has to buy that worth that's usually assigned by oh here we go oh now we got some big one okay so it was a 40 carrot one that was cut into a 12.42 the 12.42 sold for 150 and they don't give a value on what the 40 carat one cost oh boy guys

40-carot her. That's the kind of diamonds like Kim Kardashian wears as a 40-karrant. Is it? I have no idea. Right? I mean, someone like that, that's what you would expect. But while with security around her and a loner. Yeah, I don't know that she does that anymore ever since the robbery, but...

Scoob is on the phone with somebody now. If we're good, we'll talk to them. Otherwise, I'm going to move on for a second. Eddie said that his kids are now playing football during Sunday NFL games. The dumbest thing ever. I was so excited for their football season. to start, their flag football season.

And then they come out with this email and they're just like, all right, all the games are going to be on Sunday at noon. I'm like, that's NFL football. Why couldn't they do Sunday at 10 a.m.? That's what I'm saying. Well, church is at 10 a.m. I mean, if I'm going to do noon games, it's going to be church early. And even church knows the deal.

So they have it early so you're out by noon. You can watch the games. I'm like, do you guys hate football? Like, you guys are football coaches. What? The game. I mean, I guess the 3 p.m. Games, though, you can still watch.

It's just hard on a Sunday during football season. I may not make all the games. Your kids games? I may not. It just depends. The Cowboys are playing at noon. I may have to choose the Cowboys. You'll skip your kids games.

You can record the game. Right. So I'll send my wife with the phone to record the game. No, record the Cowboys game. No, you don't watch live sports recorded. No, you don't. You just watched the... I saw it live there.

And then you went and rewatched it. Just to relive it. Just to relive it. I love it. I didn't get to see it. I didn't get to hear the announcement. I was there. It's a different experience.

Yeah, I wanted to see what the announcers had to say. And what they had to say was not a lot of great stuff until we started kicking their butt. That's right. Got them. Okay. Are you showing me anything specific mic or just reloading the screen? Okay. Should I move, should I abort mission?

Yeah, abort mission. Abort, no answer. They must have so many diamonds being found right now. Oh, they can't even answer the phone. They found 10 right now. Too many people find a diamond right now? Guys, that's not good. No, no, no.

We don't need people going there and finding the diamonds. and finding the diamonds. Like this, we haven't heard any news story, so it's prime. That means there's some diamonds right there on the edge. Lunchbox, are you going to do research on, like, what a diamond looks like and all that? Because some of them, it's not like your Zales. Right. It's not on a ring.

Yeah, it's not a big, perfectly cut. Yeah. It's not like, it's, some of them, people think it's like a piece of copper and stuff. Yeah. Just like a regular rock, an ugly rock even. All right, fine. Is every rock I find? You're going to bring home every rock you find.

Yeah. Oh, boy. Okay. I mean, that's what I got to do. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I've never been diamond looking. I don't know what, I've never seen black diamond. That one with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Okay. Blood Diamond. Yeah, blood diamonds. Same difference. We're going to go. Everybody feel good? Yeah. What are you laughing at?

You? I don't know what you're laughing. I'm going to be rich. I hope you are. Like, I want you to find it. So you'll finally. Do you really want to deal with Rich Lunch, Watts? Yes.

You wouldn't deal with him. He'd leave. He'd be gone. Yes. Well, no. I don't want him to be gone. Rich lunchbox would not exist to us anymore. You're exactly right. Well, he'd probably just want to be more rich.

He wouldn't be satisfied. He'd realize, oh, this does nothing for me. I guess I need more money. And then it would continue. Like, I really... But he's a businessman making a business deal. Exactly. Just imagine.

Like, if you get rich and you go to a club, right? And there's long lines, walk up. I'm rich, man. Slide him a little hundy. Ah, right on in, baby. What up? You're 40. In a club is the first thing you think about when you think about having money?

Would you leave the family have you got rich? No. I'm just asking. I'm asking. That's a dumb question. You always say upgrades. There are upgrades. Okay.

Let me ask. If you somehow inherited a million bucks. Okay. Tax free. Oh, peace. He's on what? Where would you go? Where would you move?

Like, literally. I'm asking, would you move back to Texas? Not I moved to an island. You're not for a million dollars. You're not. Yeah, you can't. No, he has no concept of money. Yeah, you're not.

All right. No, not all right. Give me a million and see where I end up. Let's test out your theory. The lifestyle that you're thinking. You're like thinking island, then you have to get on and off the island. Guys, do you have a plane? Amy, it's called a boat.

So you're buying a boat too. And just a house is going to cost. You think a boat costs a million? I mean. Try to get a house on the lake. What are you going to get a bass boat? Are you in a canoe? A boat like a yacht.

Okay, there's your million. There's your million plus. Yeah, plus. I know. This is what I'm saying. Like, he doesn't have a concept of money. Guys, this is what it's like talking to my kids. Yes, like this.

Yeah. I agree. Yeah. My 11-year-old thinks this way. Your kid's rich? No. Oh. Okay, we're done.

If you had money galore. Yeah. Would you go to an island? An island. I don't know where, because I don't know anything. about islands because I've never Yeah, but I find more. I think Eddie's right. South Padre. Sea Island.

And not even on the water. Right off the coast of Georgia. Right. But inland a little bit where you could drive to the water. Right. House is they're really expensive on the water. Even on the lake, they're really expensive. I don't know.

I haven't looked. When I get that money, I will. I know. Exactly. Okay, we're done. Have a great day, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. All right.

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