The Bobby Bones Show - Unethical Work Situations + Bobby Does Stand Up At The Opry + Lunch Walking: Bathroom Confessions

Episode Date: September 28, 2017

Unethical work situations, Bobby honored at The Grand Ole Opry after his comedy show and Lunch Walking: Bathroom Confessions Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Just go to sleep number.com to find a store near you. You heard on the Bobby Bones show? Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. Welcome to Thursday show. Good morning for listening. Thank you. Good afternoon if you're listening on the download. You know, we have another half of listeners that listen through podcasts, so good evening. You know, hoping night's going great. But really, we're in the morning right now. Good morning, studio. Good morning.

You know, I can never get this producer Raymond to laugh. Like, he stands behind me stoic as possible. And I say stupid stuff like good evening and he starts laughing. Like, I don't even know. What makes you laugh? Like, why would you laugh at that? That was really stupid. Because I was just random. That was an interesting thought. People do podcast, and it's not morning when they listen to it. So address all times of day. See, if I get a chocolate out of him, I'm like, man, something just went right.

So anyway, I'm glad everybody's here. Studio, everybody good this morning? Everybody good? Everybody good? Just another Thursday. This is no squirrel trying to get a nut, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Amy said that she had, and you can tell me how you feel about this.

I think it's, I personally think it's healthy. But Amy's already like making her kids rooms, making the beds. You know, Amy's adopting two kids. Yeah. They're hers. They just haven't been able to move to the United States yet. Like night stands in, duvet covers on, pillows,

you know, everything's all getting there. Everything. Yeah, ready to go. Like lamps. Well, the lamps are the only thing we're missing right now. That's it. We'll figure it out. So do you don't think you should let them pick out some of the things?

I kept everything very neutral so that they can add. We can add to it as they come, but I had to have, I was going to wait for everything, but I was like, I've got to get the basic stuff just ready so they can walk in and be like, whoa, this room is mine. I want them to be like, whoa, but it's very neutral. So they can, if they want to switch up colors or put their favorite thing, this and there, like we've got, we can do that. And you just go up there and sit sometimes?

Oh, my gosh, yeah. Oh, that's. I laid in my husband's, oh, that's weird. My son's bed. And did show prep the other day. went up there with my computer and lay and I was like, man, this is comfortable. I don't need that's healthy. I know.

I don't know either because then I cry up there. Oh, man. See, that's what I'm saying. Like, I mean, you're already a wreck with this and like it has to be an emotional burden. But going, that's like torturing yourself. Like yesterday on the show, you literally started crying in the middle of a fun segment. Just for a second. I know.

I turned it around. You have to admit that was a quick 180. Like I went, that's. And then I felt bad. You don't have to feel. bad, don't feel bad? It's not about that. Because I know, you warned me that you were emotional, and you're probably still emotional

today, also because it's your time of the month. But what I'm saying is even listeners like, Bob, you being a jerk, I was just doing a segment called, I don't even know, hashtag blessed or something. I remember what we were doing yesterday. Hashtag I'm looking forward to. And I was like, I'm looking forward to my kids. And I was like, oh, no. Slippery slope.

I know, I know. It's definitely, I can't decide what's healthy, what's not. But, I mean, reality is, they're part of my. life. They're going to be in my home and my home is just literally like waiting for them. It's like. Do we feel like it's healthy? She's already made Instagram accounts for both of them. No. What? That's totally healthy. And they also have emails. Oh, why? For when they need an email. When they get here, they're going to need an email. At eight years old, you don't need an email. Yeah, but they will eventually.

They also have life locks. And they've subscribed to Blue Apron. And so they're not going to ask. Show. Bobby bones. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. For the first time in 250 years, the Marine Corps has a female infantry officer. She wants to keep her identity private. She graduated last week of Virginia.

She's now lieutenant. She is the first woman to finish the course. And she's the fourth to attempt it since the Marines opened the all-military occupational specialist to women in April 2016. So they've only been able to try for a bit. Only Forbes attempted it, and she finished it. Wow. She's the first one in. So that's good.

Hopefully many more now try and get in. Yeah, now that they can. And now, right, now, isn't it crazy? It's great. I know. It's great. I know. When you said that I was like reminded, oh yeah, like, now they finally can. Wow.

I see you. Whomever you are because she wants to keep her identity private. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond Hugh Heffner, the pop culture icon, has passed. passed away. Hugh was 91 years old. In Miami, Florida, three people were killed after the scaffolding at a Teepee Tower

collapsed. It was about a thousand feet tall. They're still investigating what caused the collapse. And finally, Maria was a hurricane again yesterday, but it did head out to sea. North Carolina got tons of rain. There was flooding along the coast, but luckily no injuries were reported. Ray mentioned in the news that Hugh Hefner died. I saw that last night. I was up late, So I saw I come across. He was 91 years old. Peyton Manning has zero interest in running for the Senate for a while yesterday. It was Peyton Manning is going to run.

I'm trying to be a U.S. Senator because the Tennessee Senator is not going to rerun, which opens the doors for a little guy named Bones. No. Oh. I don't think so. Did you see the governor of Arkansas, though? He was at the sign in my hometown. Yeah, that was so cool.

This says, welcome to the boy at home of Bobby Bones. So that's pretty cool. My town, listen, my town didn't have any money. Poor town. But what they're doing is they added 125 jobs where really, there may be 20 jobs in the entire town right now. But they've opened what used to be the sawmill was just a bunch of land. And that someone bought the land and they're putting new jobs there. And the governor went out there for that.

Oh, okay. I was wondering. I was like, is he just cruising through? No, you can't cruise through my town. There's nowhere to go on the other side of it. But it's going to save my town from dying. That's amazing. Because nobody's moving there.

There were no jobs there. People were just dying out. It's great. Yeah. Mount Pine, Arkansas, represent. Oh! Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show.

I want positivity. Yes, I do. I want positivity. How about you? Huh? Huh? Yeah. What if we do that every time?

No? All right. All right. Raymond liked it. Yeah. Yeah. I was watching this video online, and it's in Wisconsin, in Ableton, Wisconsin. And so the police officers in the police officers in the,

stands at a football game and the crowd's going crazy and the crowd's like oh here comes the cops here comes the po-po we're out of control pooh pooh's going to come and all the sudden the high school they do this little dance and cheer all together they learn and the cops doing it with them all a sudden he breaks into the dance with them it is so funny because it's heavy choreograph like you learn it and he starts knocking it out too it's kind of like the single ladies dance and whenever you see this police officer this dude get up there and start doing it fast it's pretty funny yeah and he's like listen, it makes people not scared of a cop just because he's a cop. Like, they're not there to do anything bad.

They're there to save us and help us and be our friends and protect us. And I like little things like this. We're it humanizes the badge. And a lot of times we see the badge and we're like, oh, don't give me a ticket. Don't give me a ticket. I like things like this where it's like, please dance with me. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Thank you. Amy. So we know goat yoga is like all the rage, but the ghosts are just there. They're not like really adoptable. You just do yoga with them. Well, this one yoga studio has started doing kitten yoga, like the last year or so. We got to stop at the animals. These animals don't even want to do this.

No, this is so cool. They say it's really good for the kittens and the students. It relaxes them during class. But all of the kittens in each class are adoptable. So a lot of people end up leaving a class being like, I like that cat. I like that. But you can't adopt the goats. I'd like to speak on goat yoga for a second because I have before on the year.

And I've said basically it's like going to the zoo and Lulu Lemon Pants. It's all it is. It's go yoga. And it's awesome. But you're not really doing yoga. Yeah, you're hanging out with goats and downward dogs. You just playing with goats. So I've decided, I shall take some animals and create some exercises.

Okay. Anybody up for some chinchilla CrossFit? Oh. I don't know what that is, but I'm about kangaroo karate. Oh, that would be amazing. I would go. Yeah? Or maybe some turtle tennis tennis.

Some fox football. Turtle taekwondo. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. Let's just get animals and play sports. People will just, you don't have to play the sport to do it. Yeah, whatever. Wow.

You're on to something. We just create a whole, like a whole sports complex. Of animals. Animals and different activities. Lunchbox. St. Mary's Food Bank and Arizona has been open for 50 years, and they just served their one billionth meal. One billion.

A billion. You couldn't sit here and count to a billion. Mm-mm. I mean, how many days? Who counted that? Yeah, are we sure? Have it made fact-check? But that's awesome.

I don't know. The 10,000th meal, that's awesome. One billionth mill. Just imagine if you had a billion dollars. If I had a billion dollars. That's nice. If I had a billion dollars. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, you missed my. You missed that. You missed that. What is that for the real song? A million. Yeah, a million. From the Bear Naked Ladies. Yes.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Garth Brooks is releasing something. pretty crazy. It's a massive five-volume multimedia autobiography. So, I read it as five books. Is this like the country Harry Potter?

Like, holy cap. It's got to be more than that, right, than just reading books? Totally. There's going to be a book, I don't know, multiple books, but CDs, there's going to be photos, behind the scene stuff, and a two-and-a-half-hour documentary. Okay, that I'm into, but I read five books. It better be five coffee table books. Maybe like one real one.

But yeah, that's a lot. What else? Rumor has that that Justin Timberlake will be headlining the Super Bowl halftime show. This would be his first time back since the wardrobe malfunctioned with Janet Jackson back in 2004. It's been that long? It's been, what is it?

Today 17. It's been 13 years. Wow, that's crazy. I remember watching that Super Bowl. It changed my life on the radio. They came in and we had delays every day. It was crazy. That was a life changer for any broadcaster. So, that is cool. Everybody loved Justin Timberlake, though. Oh yeah. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skidney.

Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Florida. An 18-year-old man was like, man, how can I impress my girlfriend? What can I do? Oh, my uncle's a sheriff deputy. He's out of town. So he went to his uncle's house, took his police uniform, took his police cruiser,

and started pulling people over to impress his girlfriend. Ballard. Did it work? Well, I mean, he pulled some people over, but then someone called in and was like, Man, I don't know if this cop's real. Wow, wow, wow. And he was busted. What a dumb move. Yeah.

I know what he did that, like, tipped him off. That, like, he was just... And was she in the car with him, riding shotgun? And, like, do you look back and go, why is it? Or he's like, here, hop in your car, follow me. Oh, does he pull over first? Be-hmm.

You're under arrest for stealing my heart. Oh, boy. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The sad part of the story is a guy in England was diagnosed with lung cancer. cancer. And so they go in and they're doing all this looking into his lungs. They're like, man, this lump. We just can't figure it out. So they go in more. They examine the tumor. It was actually a tiny toy traffic cone that he had inhaled 40 years ago. A toy got stuck in his lung 40 years ago.

Oh my goodness. 40? It was such a lump. They thought it was cancer. When they pulled it out, it was a mini little orange cone that 40 years ago he swallowed. I mean, whoa. Like, the craziest best news ever, right? Yeah. You have cancer. Wait. No, you have a toy...

Phone. Car cone. Wow. How about that, huh? I played the Grand Ole Opry last night, so I went out and did stand up, and, you know, the artists get 12 to 15 minutes, and it just constantly switches.

And so I go last night, and I went on at 7.30, probably left the opera at about 8, 45, but anytime you perform like you're on this rush, you have to be up. And I didn't go to bed until 1230 last night. I faced time to Amy last night, like 11. I was like, what up? What are you doing? Wow. And so, and then I woke up with my head on the bottom of the bed. Wait, what? I don't know. Somehow I turned all the way around, but I love playing the Grand Ole Opry. Like, it is an honor to go out and I did stand up and it was fun, but I'm whooped today. And these are the days why I usually get in trouble for saying something stupid because there

Like, there's not a filter anyway, but sometimes there's like... Reverse filter. Yeah, stuff's just going to pouring out of me. I'm just warning everyone. Is there something you're worked up about? Yeah, a lot. A lot, right. Oh, great.

I'm going to have Ray pull my first joke from last night. I'll play it for you. Hold on. You want to hear a joke or no? Yes. It's the first time I've ever told it. I wrote it before I went out there, right? Is it going to be my favorite one?

It's the first one I told. I don't know. So I went out and I was like, if the crowd laughs at a Kardashian joke, because I set it up politically. Okay. And I was like, yeah, I go out into a political joke. So here, I've already kind of ruined it. But the audio's bad because it's just from the crowd.

How about a nice Wednesday night? Awkley, welcome for Mr. Bobby Toll. Jokes, I think awfully. Especially at a time right now where in our country, everybody's angry, everybody's upset, and a lot like you, I'm equally upset that the Kardashians are having more babies, right? So everybody's like, oh, is he doing political humor? I bet they were all nervous.

Their butts puckered up quick. Oh, boy, where are we going? You got them. So that started it. And then once that happened, I was like, okay. You just never know. Yeah. But I was out late last night, partying.

You weren't. I know, I was a partying. But Amy came out last night. Morgan number two came out last night. A lot of people came out. And I was okay. The first time, I don't want anybody coming. Yeah.

But last night, they were like too many people. Oh, no. Oh, come on. They were like, yeah. And so a funny story was, Chris Jansen and Locash, we all played that same night. And we're all relatively close. Like, they're good people.

I like them. And so I was like, hey, Amy, will you take a picture of us all together? Because Amy's good at taking pictures because she likes how her pictures are taken. So I said, Amy, will you take this picture of us? Because we're all performing. And Amy walks over and just gets in the picture. And there's nobody to take it. Oh.

Because he yelled at me from another room. And he said, hey, Amy. And I heard Amy come get in the picture. So I walk up and they're all lined up. and I get in the picture put my hand on my hip and start smiling. And there's nobody to take it.

And then Bobby says, Amy, I said, will you take the picture not be in the picture? Dang. Oh. Oh. So then he like posted the picture

online last night. I'm not in it, clearly. I was like, hey, where's Amy? But I said, please take it because she does a good job. I didn't hear that. This is that new one from Chris Jansen called Everybody.

It's really catchy. Here, take that. Everybody want to get rich. Nobody wants to work. Everybody wants to work. fall in love, and nobody wants to get hurt. Nobody wants to punch that clock, but everybody wants to get paid. Nobody wants to make love no more.

Everybody just want to get late. Hello, Ashley and Dickinson, North Dakota. Hi. What's happening? How are you? Oh, my gosh, I'm so good. How are you? I'm really good. What's going on with you this morning? Well, I'm just on my way to the gym. I just wanted to call and say hi to you guys. I'm so excited that I'm on.

What are you doing at the gym today? Like, what's the plan in your mind? I'm going to do some cardio and some blades today. Do you have a trainer or are you strong enough to train yourself? I like to think I'm strong enough to trade myself. You like to think, which means a lot of times you aren't. Well, yeah, working on myself control. Well, I appreciate you waking up calling us.

Anything else you want to say? I listen you guys all the time. If I can't catch you in the morning, I'm always listening to you guys on I-heart. And I just want to tell Amy that I hope that everything goes well with your kids. I just can't believe that it hasn't happened yet, and I'm so sorry. Oh, well, that's sweet. Thank you. Well, let's be fair. It's only been five years. Yes. Thank you, Ashley. I appreciate you.

I appreciate you. Have a great morning. Hope you get that good workout in. Yeah. On my Twitter, I retweeted this boxing girl. She's probably like seven years old. I don't know if you guys saw this, but she's the most of my mom. amazing fighter I've ever seen. She's seven years old. If you get a second, my Twitter is Mr. Bobby Bones. Hop over there and look at that. Was she doing that blindfolded?

The first part she was, yeah. Okay, it was pretty cool. So I was reading a story about the most unethical thing you've ever been asked to do by your boss. Now in this show, a lot. This is not a thing. But I can go, I look at it and I go, okay, when I was waiting tables, my boss would say, hey listen look at the plate if the bread has not been touched put the bread back in the oven and I'm like okay I felt like that was unethical

and it was like if the bread has been touched cut around the part that's been eaten the rolls and we'll make croutons out of it again I felt a little weird about that I'm not too good as I didn't do it I was 17 years old 18 years old and it's like I gotta eat and apparently so do they weirdly

so I did it and that's how people would eat rolls and eat croutons. But I felt like that was pretty unethical of him to ask me. And I wasn't, you know, strong enough to go, nope. Because I was afraid I'd get fired and then I couldn't pay my car payment or my insurance. The most unethical thing your boss has ever asked you. Now I'm going to throw that out there. And if anyone out there listening and wants a call and take part of this, you can.

You can be anonymous as you want to be. Talk like this. It would be anonymous. 877-Bobby. Anybody here have one? Because I didn't even run it by the room real quick. Anybody have anything unethical? Their boss has ever asked.

Raymond seems like he'd have someone. Raymond, you used to like solicit on the phone, right? You would lie to people, I bet. Yeah, we were encouraged to tag accounts with maybe TV subscriptions they didn't necessarily request. Encouraged. Unethical. Did you feel bad about that? No, because we ended up getting more money.

But if the people called back, then we got bad reviews. And if we got so many, then we'd get fired. So you would call and say, I'd like to offer you a subscription. Yeah, but we didn't tell them, hey, in three months you're going to get charged. But it was free for three months. Well, then eventually it came around to bite us all. Did you feel like it was unethical? I kept thinking, man, what's going to go down in three months when all these people's bills start increasing?

Aren't they going to call back and yell? Well, that's what they did. Yeah. Yeah. Talking about the most unethical thing your boss has ever asked. And I was like, hey, when I weighed at tables, my boss was like, hey, if the bread wasn't, touched, put it back in the oven. And I was like, oh, man, but I did it because I had to eat. So, lots of people are on the phone here.

CJ in Newton, Georgia. Thank you for calling. Hey, good morning. How are you, buddy? Good morning, buddy. I'm good. I'm just wondering, like with you and your job, you ever been asked anything? Oh, man. Totally crazy. Go for it. I was working for a catering company. I'm not going to name the company. Yeah, no, please don't. I want no company's name, by the way, but go ahead.

But anyway, we were catering this wedding for somebody, and it was a pan of baked beans, and it was the last pan we had. We were carrying it out of the kitchen, and somebody dropped it on the floor. And they were like, oh, no, what are we going to do? So they made us, clean them up, put them back in the pan, and we served them.

Oh, not beans. Like, beans are worse than bread, because beans are wet. Yeah, no. Oh, man. Oh, come on, CJ. I will never forget that Oh, me either now, dang Hey, CJ, I appreciate that buddy

Thank you for calling, appreciate you, man All right, man First time caller, y'all have a good day Hey, all right, thank you, CJ Hey, Austin in Boston, you're on the air Used to be a former car salesman Yeah, yeah, when I was young When I was like 18 to like 20

All right, so what happened? I was asked to In negotiating a sale of a vehicle I was asked to not disclose that the car had been in like multiple accidents prior. Oh, man. So your boss says, hey, don't say anything. Yeah, they wanted to make the sale. And, you know, I was kind of put between a rock and a hard place.

I needed to make money. So I didn't disclose it to them. Did they buy the car? Oh, they did. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Man, I thought I felt bad about the bread.

I can hear the pain in Austin's voice right now. Like, you still feel guilty, don't you? I do. Yeah, dang. Listen, do you feel a little better. Like, you got it off your chest. I do, I do. I feel like I've, uh, I feel a lot better.

Yeah, millions of people just heard that. Thanks, Austin. I appreciate you, buddy. I can do one more. Ooh. Oh, I don't even know if I want to take this one. That means I should take it, huh? Yeah, let's hear it.

Casey. Yes. Thank you for calling. Good morning. Good morning. We're talking about your bosses. Say, do something unethical. What did your boss say?

So my boss, VP of HR, I was hiring a receptionist, and I was hiring for the position, and he asked me to hire the least attractive because he had been in trouble before with attractive receptionist. So I had to hire him the ugliest as possible is what he said. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. What? Incredible. What?

That's the thing. That's crazy. He really says that to you? That's crazy. Casey, thank you for the call. Appreciate you. Oh, my goodness. Bobby? My bread's nothing now.

I'm a good guy. This is a body bone show. Bobby bones. I'm going to do one more. I was like, hey, is your boss ever asked you to do anything unethical? And I want to put on Jessica right now because I read this. Jessica, teacher. Tell me your story, please.

I had a student that was, well, the student didn't do any of the work, and it was a special education student. And so the student failed for the semester. And the special education director told me to change the student's grade. So that, because it didn't look good for the district. Now, how do you feel when they ask you that? I think it's just passing along the student. And I didn't think it was very ethical. because it doesn't teach the student's good work ethic at all.

It also doesn't set them up to succeed later as well. Like you're putting them in a place where they're not able to succeed because they couldn't succeed at a lower place. Now, what did you do? It was my, actually, it was my first year teaching, so I didn't really know any better at all. It sounds like a lot of these stories are people that are young and we're just like, oh, man.

And now we look back like, we wish we wouldn't have done that and we don't want to put people in that situation. No. I mean, the good thing that came out of it was that it helped me as a teacher because I'm very, I push my students where they need to take responsibility

for their actions so if they don't do the work, they don't get the grade. Yeah, hey, thank you for the call. How about this? Woman's in Target shopping. All of a sudden, she goes into labor. Luckily, there was a delivery nurse

like two aisles over. Wow. That's, well, perfect timing. So, Dad, the baby. Some of them brought her surgical gloves and towels in Target. Luckily, Target has everything. And then a baby was born at Target. So convenient.

Seven pounds, 10 ounces. What if Target's like you get free Target for life? What if targets? What are the baby's names Target? Yeah, that's what I would do. That would be cool. There's a woman who wants a grave dug up because she wants to prove that she's alive because they're saying she's the dead one.

She's like, no, I'm alive. Stop saying I'm dead. Dig me up. Is this in America? I'm sure. A Spanish woman has been fighting for years to prove she's not dead. She went to the hospital.

This is Spain, though. This isn't Mongolia. Yeah, that's kind of normal. Yeah, it's Europe. Very normal. So, the 53-year-old, who they say is dead. She died in 2010.

She goes, no, no, no. Go dig up that body. Because that ain't me in there. Wow. That's so cool. She's tried to explain it, but no luck. She's tried to get a renewed license. Nope.

Dead. And she's like, no, I'm live. In another attempt, she's filed papers to get the grave dug up. And they're just waiting. I saw that on Fox News this morning. Dang. I need a date line on that. You need a what?

Like a date line whole episode on that. Like, I need 60 minutes. Interesting. There is a new Bobbycast up. It's a podcast. Very easy. Go to IHeart Radio or go over to iTunes and you can subscribe to the Bobbycast. And Devin Dawson, new artist.

It's got a song that it's called All On Me. but I was talking with him, and I was like, hey, man, what's it like to go viral? Because he did a video of him and a friend singing a Taylor Swift mashup. You know, you always want to know what's it like to go viral. How does that happen? What does it feel like? I have no idea how it happens. I woke up, I was kind of hungover, you know, and my phone's buzzing in the corner.

I'm like, God, who is calling me right now, you know? And I went over there, and I had, like, so many emails and messages and notifications that I tried to, like, unlock my phone, and it just froze. Search for a bobby cat. You can call on me He was in a punk band with his brother Like they played hardcore stuff And he's talking about how they used to just spit on people

While they're playing What I used to get what I called bangovers Where the next day you can't move Because your neck is so stiff Oh really? Yeah, we called them bangovers I used to spit on people Like they would love it

Like we'd be up there just like Like you know what I mean It was the like what are we doing He was like, you know what I mean? I was like nope Bangovers I really have no idea of what you mean But continue

Check that out. It's called the Bobbycast. There's a whole world of podcasting out there. I hope you enjoy. Next week, singer-songwriter, producer, all that, Buzzbee, is stomping by the house. So I'd be good. This guy goes in dressed as a Coke bottle. This is his big Coke bottle costume on, right? Imagine somebody walks in as a Coke bottle.

You're like, that's pretty stupid. But he goes in with a gun and robbed a store. Oh. Right? It's just like this store-slash restaurant. But he gets dressed as a Coca-Cola bottle. But he has a gun. So my brain's like, ha-ha, uh-oh, ha-oh, so I don't know.

But he goes in at 6.50 a.m., dressed as a Coke bottle. He had a handgun. He made it off at $500. The only person there was the manager. And I'm just like, if somebody came out of the Coke bottle, I'll be like, Eddie, take that off. Stop it, Ed. Come on. For real, come on.

I mean, is that the only thing laying around? Yeah. There are lots of things to Robin. Is there just a Coke bottle costume that you haven't used for a few months? and then if you rented it, don't you just go to track who's rented a Coke bottle? Exactly.

But doesn't it take your attention away from his face and his other features? Because you're thinking, oh, it's a Coke bottle. Why, he's robbing me. And so when you describe him, you're like, he was in a Coke bottle costume? I don't really know.

But then don't you have a friend somewhere that knows you bought a Coke bottle costume? Yeah. That's true too. You don't just go buy a Coke bottle costume and not tell your buddy. Yeah. So yeah, a Coke bottle robbed a store slash restaurant.

I just think that I would be like, is this even real? Yeah. Stop it. Where's the cameras? Take that off. Yeah. There's a scary clown delivery service now.

Oh, boy. And so there's this, it's called Hertz Donut Company. They're offering scary clown delivery all the way up to Halloween. A dozen donuts is 15 bucks. And for another 10, scary clowns will bring it. I think scary clowns are funny. I think it's a funny thing. This could end badly.

Why? Like someone can get punched, hurt. Yeah, people are scared. People react really weird to scary things. The company's known for unusual flavors They do unusual deliveries I mean if you're carrying donuts I could see it

Like changing things around Yeah Don't hit me and have donuts Yeah Jelly filled I think people Much like nickelback Hmm

Much like nickel back You didn't hear me Oh Okay okay I think people just like to say They don't like clowns now Because it's a cool thing to say Wow

Oh I don't mind clowns I don't like scary clowns Same thing I mean I don't like nickelback But I mean I like nickelback I don't like their bad songs No no no Nickelback's cool.

Yeah, these aren't happy clouds. These are like murderous clown. They're not murdering anybody. Stop it. Justin Timberlake's going to do halftime show at Super Bowl. Which I think's fantastic. And they wouldn't even be putting it out there if it wasn't like a thing. Oh, okay.

So you think it's legit? Oh, of course. Yeah. They wouldn't be putting it out there if it wasn't a thing. They signed so many nondisclosures that it's so close. And if it falls through now, it's like something drastic has to happen. But Justin Timberlake 13 years after the controversial Super Bowl halftime performance. Oh, that's right.

Where you like, boop, popped off. Yeah. With Janet Jackson. What an accident. Completely changed my life. Because the day that happened, I was like 22 years old or something. But every radio station then had to put a delay in. They had to build new thousands of dollars in every radio station.

The FCC went crazy. It was wild from me. So it will be in Minneapolis on February 4th if he does it. But they wouldn't be putting it out there if he wasn't. They'd be denying it. But I like Justin Timberlake. Bring back Brittany and Nelly. Oh.

Stapleton. I think you can add Stapleton to anything. Bring them all out. Yeah, yeah. I did a little Tennessee whiskey. You know, a little girlfriend with, you know, InSink and Nelly. There you go. I've been talking to Chris Carpatrick from InSink on the Twitter DMs.

How often are you guys talking? Every day a little bit. No way, dude, that's so cool. Yeah, he's like, just say the word. And I'll come up. And I was like, what's the word? He goes, bourbon. I was like, all right.

All right, bourbon. There you go. Bobby Bones show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Marin Morris posted a super sweet thank you note from Sam Hunt. She was on his 15 and a 30 tour and he said a lot of kind things. Like, thank you for being a part of this tour.

You were so talented and strong. You have a present that draws people towards you. And it just seemed like super cool. Like to get a thank you note for Sam Hunt and feel appreciated. Well, underneath it though, was the real thing. He gave her a gift for like a whole weekend away. Like, I don't know why that wasn't reported. Like, that was a gift.

That was a big gift underneath the card. So yeah, I was like, go away, here's the trip on me for the weekend. So, like, you and the raging idiots, like, y'all go out on tour or funny and alone, you have people open for you. Like, are you giving away? Thank you. For my stand-up tour, I do, because I keep a constant artist. So for Walker Hayes, he opened for me for like seven months. And I got him a really cool microphone for his home studio.

Carly Pierce opened for me for about two months. And I bought her a really, really nice bottle of wine because she liked wine. Like, really nice. like in them to card. But yeah, I do. If it's someone that's out with you for a while, I'll send him something. I didn't buy them a weekend away in like the Bahamas.

I'll get back to Sam Hunt money. But yeah, it's the thing. If someone's with you and they're your support. Suggests, the kind gesture. Yeah. So cool. Sam Hunt. I didn't know the weekend getaway part. I just all to think you know.

I know. All I did was see a weekend getaway. I didn't see a card. Yeah, what else? So if you want to check out Dirk's Bentley and Cheryl Crowe doing Carpool karaoke, the series. We've got that up now at bobbybones.com. and they're just driving around Nashville in a car.

They also go into bars. Yes, and they go and play bars. That's funny. It's two of my favorite people. Dirk's and Cheryl. And Cheryl. That's good. You know what you've said if Cheryl, is that?

Do you say one time you'd marry her or it's just date her? I have a girlfriend. And you tell lunchbox all the time when he says stuff like that. Like, lunchbox, why would you say that? Because it's not real. You're not really going to marry Cheryl Crow. How do you know? All right.

Okay, fine. Never mind. It's got awkward. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Lunchwalking. With lunchbox. Lushwax goes out and he takes a microphone.

And he starts talking to people in the bathroom. And they don't know he's recording him. Oh my goodness. Have you heard that? No. And he's like, hey, he starts bringing stuff up. For example, there's a guy. Imagine you're sitting on a toilet, right?

And somebody starts talking to you? And Luswock starts talking to this random dude about how his girlfriend's pregnant. He just found out. Stahl two. What up? It's all one. What? I just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

And I don't know how to tell my wife. Like, I'm first. freaking out. Yeah. So how do you think I approach that? Tough question. Tough question, he says. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tough question. I think she's going to be mad at me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy just trying to do his business. Yeah, I know, man. Bringing up life problems. What do you say?

He said, I said she's going to be mad at me. He goes, yeah. He goes, well, it depends on the type of person she is. Hmm, what kind of person wouldn't be? Yeah. All right, man. Have a good one. I'm sorry.

Okay. Flushes in and pieces out. So awkward. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. Over to Amy now with the morning corny.

The morning corny. Why was the baby aunt so confused? Why was the baby aunt so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants. Get it? Oh no, we get it. That was the morning corny. Well, we'll talk about in the second kids locking themselves into places.

It's a story about these kids that locked themselves into their parents safe. Oh, that's scary. It's not like you can just get back in a safe. No. Unless you know the combination. Our phone number's 877-77 Bobby. So we'll talk about that. Firefighters had to come and save them.

That's coming up in a minute. There's this blogger. Her name's Belle Gibson. She's a wellness blogger. She's like somebody Amy would follow and come in and preach. Totally, 100%. If you put broccoli in your ear, you're going to live 10 more years. You know, that kind of thing?

That kind of thing. But she gets on, and she has to pay $400,000. because she said she had brain cancer and that she was cured through these alternative therapies that she was like do these do these do these holistically yeah so she made this up oh no healed herself with what she was preaching yeah boy and now she's fined four hundred ten thousand dollars not cool there's a special place for her yeah yes there is because for those of us dead that believe in like more of a holistic lifestyle and care no you're no it does ruin it for people like Yes, it does.

Because now I'm like, this is all made up. I think a lot of it's made up anyway. Okay, suit yourself. And that I do. Lunch walking. With lunchbox. Lunchbox goes into the bathroom. Just randomly.

And he goes out to people and he's like, hey, excuse me. And he talks to this one guy by gambling. This guy has no idea. He's like, hey, man, I lost $2,000 gambling here. This is lunch walking. Stall 2, whatever, it's stall 1. My parents gave me $2,000.

to get my girlfriend an engagement ring and I was in Vegas this weekend. And I thought, oh, just be smart. Double up, put it on red, and I'll be able to get a bigger ring. And I lost the 2000. And I don't know what to tell my parents. What would you do? Well, if you buy the stone loose, it's cheaper. If you buy the stone loose, it's cheaper.

That's good advice. Dropping bathroom knowledge here. My husband did that. Yeah? Yeah. Bought it loose. Do you know what it means? it loose.

Just the diamond. Yep. Yeah. And then have mounted. Oh, really? Yeah. This guy's like a jeweler. He randomly caught.

First of all, you buy it, then you mount it. And then the setting is. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. A jeweler that has like that term from here. You are. Okay.

All right, man. I appreciate it. Sorry about that. Hey, fine. Have a great day. There you go. Wow. That's good advice from the bathroom stall.

Yeah. It's like that Fox News segment where they go up to the guy. And he's like, hey, how do you feel about the hurricane? And it's like, well, Meridian 7 says that it's not approaching. Do you guys ever see that clip? Yeah, it's like the smartest man ever on the news. Lunch walking. With Lunchbox.

Our main producer, Morgan number one, she has a Jeep, and the cooling fan went out in her Jeep, and she took it in, and they said, hey, we don't have the part. It's on back order. Like, 5,000 deep. She's like, oh, so it's a recall. No. But we'll hold it. So she had to pay for a rental car while she's paying her Jeep payment, and she's just in a bad spot.

And so Lunchbox tried to call yesterday, get her like a free rental car, but Morgan's asked me not to play the audio. What? Yeah, because she doesn't like where, I don't know what you said. Go ahead. So here's a thing. I actually got a little something done yesterday and I'm afraid of they hear lunchboxes call. They might get mad.

So he called and got nothing done. Right. Oh, wow. Then you called. And I got a little something done. It's a step in the right direction. What are you talking about? Who, the, the case manager called you?

back? Yes. Yeah, you want to know why? Oh, boy. No, no, no, no. Can I just play one club? Yeah. Okay. Oh, you know, we just got a slight problem. I mean, 2015 Jeep Renegade and the cooling fans out, and I need your help. Okay, so it's just you talking? Just me talking. It's not the audio of the other person. And I got onto this lady and she was like, oh, let me transfer you to a case manager. I said, no, we've been transferred to a case manager. The case manager doesn't call us back. This is the fourth time, and she goes, well, then I'll go to the case manager's boss,

and that case manager will call you by the end of the day. Did they call you by the end of the day? They did. Okay. So maybe I didn't get something done. Don't try to be taking all this credit. I got it. The ball moving.

Morgan, do you give lunchbox credit or no? I give them a little bit of credit. So what happened? I forgot. Maybe they did call me back because of that. She forgot. She forgot. She forgot that I was stuck up for her.

What did they give you? I got some documentation to base. basically send in the receipts for my rental cars, so they'll potentially reimburse. Because who got that done? If you played one of those clips, I tell her, so if I go to the rental car place right now, you guys pay for it? Which club is that? I don't know. Ray put them in. Okay, so you're telling me, if I go to the rental place right now, like with your

permission, you guys are paying for the rental car or not? What did they say? She said, I can't say that. And I said, okay, so I can send you the receipts and you'll reimburse me. and that's when she said yes. Ah. So I dig it. So you got something done.

You got something done. Do you hear this? I got something done. I'm the one that said you need to be doing all this. And what's so bad about the audio? You can't play somebody recorded. No, I know we're not going to play the other person recorded. So I gave Morgan my Jeep today and I was like, just keep out.

How long do you need it? That's the thing I don't know yet. Oh, TBD. I put my doors on my Jeep. top on the Jeep. By me, I mean, I used that app. I was not home at all yesterday, so I had to add to app somebody in to get to come to it. I know, I'm not that manly. But I gave Morgan my Jeep, so she's good. Lunchbox hooked her. Hey, look at this. Everybody's hooking you up. I know. So, when you need something done, you come to me and then have Morgan take credit

for it. She did tell me to know. She goes, yeah, I had to end up doing it myself. Thank you, lunchbox. I forgot. How did you forget? We sat in there for like 20 minutes and talked. to that lady. One thing I want you, don't wreck my Jeep. Okay, I have insurance. Don't blow out the heater or whatever you do with the other one. I don't know what you're doing. Don't even drag racing my Jeep, all right? Okay. All right. Hey, lunch. Nice work, buddy. Thank you. Yeah. Get your Bobby Bones on. Today's National Drink a Beer Day. So if you drink a beer, be responsible.

Top three beers. Miller Light, Coors Light, and the number one's Bud Light. They're all light beers. Is it okay? I've never had a beer. So is it okay for men to drink? light beer? Yeah, of course. It's not weenie? No, uh-uh. I think everyone's gone towards the light way. You're like, I don't know a lot of people who drink the heavy stuff. Because if I were to see you drink a skinny margarita or something, I'd be like, that's interesting. Yeah, because you don't see a lot of men doing it. And beer is a manly thing. So I just don't, the beer culture, I don't understand. Do you like craft beer is like a special beer? That's my, like, if I want to treat myself, I get

myself a nice local craft beer, like made locally. And those are so good. So, Yeah, some are really, really good. Some, you know, people experiment and they're not so good. But if you just want a regular good beer, like watch the football game, let's get some Miller Lights. Well, it's National Beer Day. Today's also trophy Thursday. Oh.

Let's pass out a few trophies here. Welcome to Trophy Thursday. I'm your host, Bob Guns. The categories are today, number one. The most unintentionally revealing moment. The trophy goes to Lunchbox. Everybody here is. There is for his award.

Finding out Lunchbox is. probably tried on his wife's makeup after he nailed the never going to get it immediately. Yeah, good job, lunchbox. The question was, most men have tried this. Like, oh, try to his wife's makeup on. Which means he probably did it.

He nailed it immediately. So fast. Yeah, so most unintentionally revealing moment goes to Lunchbox for trying his wife's makeup on. Speech, speech, speech. I have never tried on my wife's makeup just because I got a tribute question. Sorry, you got played out.

Thank you very much. All right. Trophy Thursday. The dumbest moment of the week. Oh, that has to be someone else. He goes to Lunchbox, everyone. Yeah. Two in a row.

Yeah, this guy's basically Titanic, right? He's winning all the awards. Lunchbox thought the three branches of government were the Democrat and the Republican, the Independent. No, libertarian. Oh, I thought it was. Levertarian. And then he didn't know the real three. And I was like, can you name three vodka?

And he was like, oh, yeah. And he crushed him. So the dumbest moment of the week, the trophy. Thursday goes the lunchbox. Wow. Lunchbox. And now do you know them after we taught them to you? Go ahead.

Judicial. Executive. Legal. Legislative. Legislative. That was close. And finally on Trophy Thursday, the most surprising moment of the week. Oh.

Eddie. Gets that award. What? Okay, okay. Well, Eddie being picked to go to my Radio Hall of Fame ceremony. That was such a great moment. And I want to thank you, Bones, for making the right choice and taking me me and I'm honored to go with you.

It's not a right choice. Oh, what? You've been added. Oh, yeah, I just forget to remember that part of the story. I like to think that you chose me. I did choose you because nobody else. It's the only three from the show are Amy Lunchbox and you so far. Thank you, Bones.

Thank you for the award and thank you for the invitation. I can't wait. Trophy Thursday. Like, maybe Raymond would want to go. He's not the show longer than you. Would you let Raymond go instead of Lindsay? Oh. She went over you.

Wait, no, no. Yeah. That's not the way you announced it. It's not, Bobby. It doesn't matter. She was already going. You got another seat. See, what happened in your head doesn't count.

Anyway, Toby Thursday. Yay! Thank you very much. I got a bunch of callers whose kids got locked in places. I got a story to tell. We'll talk about that in a second. You can call us 877-77 Bobby. That's our phone number.

Appreciate you being a part of the show today. On Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Here's your story. Firefighters had to use a heavy-duty cutting tool to free three children who accidentally locked themselves inside a gun safe. The kids were three and four years old. They were okay, but they were young kids. It was a gun safe.

It was a safe. A gun safe is a safe just built to hold guns inside of it. Like, it's just a safe. There weren't guns in there? I don't know. It was just delivered to the house, and it was in the garage, and so they hadn't come up with a code yet, and the instructions were inside,

and the kids got in. They crawled in, locked it, the fire chief, and all the guys showed up and they had to like, and imagine you're having to cut into where kids are. That's scary.

So I was like, whatever happened here with people on their kids? Melissa and Nashville, you're on. Yes, a couple months ago, I was heading out to the garage and my two-year-old locked me out

into the garage and I couldn't get in the house and he was two, so I couldn't explain them how to open, unlock the door and for a little bit I couldn't get out of the garage

but finally I did I was able to get outside and I was in my underwear Oh no! And thankfully we have a spare keys I was able to get inside the house

but for a little bit I was panicked that I was stuck in the garage That's funny in your underwear I'm funny I feel like my skin getting locked out

like butt naked That'd be terrible underwear and I'll walk out the door shut behind you're like Adam and Eve style you're getting leaves And you got to knock at someone's door like, excuse me, can I borrow a towel? Hey, Jillian and Virginia.

Hello. Hi. So when I was little, we used to watch, my mom used to watch our neighbor. And we were playing in front of her house for some reason. And we started locking ourselves in between her front door and the glass door. And it was funny and everything. We were facing outwards. But then I decided to face inward towards the front door.

she locked it closed me in and then I couldn't reach my hand up to get out so I had to I can't remember how long I was there but my dad has actually come with a crowbar and open the door and get me out in front of like the entire neighborhood Yeah kids huh

I got no kids do the darnest things You kids do any like this? They've locked us out of a room And like that's the hardest when she said the last lady said that, you know, it's a two-year-old and you know how to explain to them. That's scary because you're like, they're never going to open this door. Ashland and Mississippi. Yes.

How are you? Really good. Thanks for calling. What's going on? I was just in calling me, my older son, when he was almost two years old, locked himself from my same convertible with the keys inside the car. And the unlock button, he kept hitting it, and then apparently it had a short in it. So I'd get my husband to come from work and get him.

him. And he was in the car like 45 minutes. I was freaking out. I didn't know if I needed to call the police. And finally, my son was able to hand the key through at the hard top of the bar between the window and get out. And so he's two? Yes, he was two. We had driving my oldest kids off at the bus stop. And so we were riding back down the driveway in my car. So he was just sitting in the front seat. So I got out, walked around to get him. And apparently he locked the car when I got now. Wow. Amy's friend locked her kids in the car and she had to bust the window, right?

Yeah. Oh, and my sister, my nephew got locked in the car too, but she was able to instruct him to unlock it, but barely because he was like three or four. And then, yeah, friends had to bust the window. It happens. That's a big decision to bust that window. I was reading this story about the best temperature of sleep in and they say to get the best sleep at 60 degrees.

Oh. That's cold. Crazy. Wow. I read the story last night and I put my air on 67 just to see if I could take it. I was like, that's crazy. My teeth was chattering. Yeah, a study says 60 degrees is the temperature your room needs to be to get the best sleep.

That does seem like it's freezing. That's too cold. Lunch walking. With lunchbox. Lunch is out in public restrooms with a microphone. Just talking to people asking for advice. They have no idea they're being recorded. Stall 3.

What's up? all two. What up? Man, I got a question for you. My mother-in-law, like, she'll see pictures on Instagram on me, and she'll send me text, like, man, you're looking really good

in that Instagram picture. I feel like she's kind of hitting on me. What would you do? Oh, then, I guess. Like, depends if she's hot or not. Pretty much. Pretty much. So you don't have any advice for me?

Thanks, man. This is so awkward, man. It's so awkward. It's so awkward. You guys just trying to live is live live. Stall 3. Stall 3. It's stall number 2.

I wouldn't even answer. I'm like, what? Thank you for calling. We're talking about your kids getting locked in places a few minutes ago before tell me something good. Absolutely. I was on my way up to Dallas from Austin, and my 3-year-old son told me he had to use the restroom. Looking for gas stations, looking for gas stations, nothing, nothing. Finally decided to pull over on the side of the road.

And we stopped. I put him in the front seat, set him down for a second, took on my daughter, who's in the passenger seat, she's sleeping, grab him, shut the door. Little do I know he had locks the door. Cell phone in it, car is still running, and we are on the side of the freeway. So I am just frantically just waving my arm to hope that someone will pass

by. After about 15 minutes, the cop finally drove by called locksmith. And 45 minutes to an hour later, finally someone came out and was able to open her car. My son loved it. The policeman was amazing. He had candy in the car. I mean, my son was just in heaven. My daughter, thank God, she had fallen asleep and was in the car. But lesson learned, do not take your eyes off your child in the car even for one second because they might just hit that button. You're out of luck. Your one year old was locked in the car

for almost an hour. For almost an hour. Thank God the AC was running because it was Texas in the summer. Otherwise, I was going to take a rock and just bust the window. And I put this on because we just did tell me something good about that police officer.

And I just thought it was another great police officer story style. And he had candy. Yes. That's awesome. Thank you, Lauren. It was a terrible but wonderful experience. I appreciate you.

Thank you very much. I appreciate you. Have a great day. You too. Bye-bye. Bye. I was looking on my Instagram. Yesterday, I posted a video of us in rehearsal for the Raging Idiots, our band.

And you don't hear a lot of audio because it's all through ears. But we were doing Namaste the song in rehearsal, right? And so that's the real song. Wait, where is it? Here's the, and you can just go to Instagram here. And it's just I was kind of dancing around, practicing the song, you know. And we do the rough and stuff. And so, I'm going to be.

I was reading because I like to read the comments on my Instagram. And I read this one. It's from Amber. It says, hey, I love Namaste. We want to see you so badly when you're in Oklahoma City. How much are tickets? I'm trying to budget in for my son. I'm a single mom.

Hey, Mike D. I put on the bottom of this, I tagged you. Will you just contact her and get her some tickets? Yeah, I commented. You already did? Yep. Look at this guy on top of it over there. That's awesome.

Yeah. Okay. So she's coming. Well, Mike D. And here's the thing. I try to read all my answer. I try to read all the Instagram comments. We haven't. You get a lot.

I can't always. Yeah. But I was just flipping through that. The Bobby Bones show. Doctors warn tattoo ink can cause cancer. I know. Why didn't they tell me this?

Like, oh, would you have done it? Yeah, where was this study a while ago? Doctors are stressing to the public that tattoos lead to an increased risk of cancer. More and more research points than being in a direct cause. Again, one study. It seems that ink can travel in the bloodstream and accumulate in the lymphs. and accumulate in the lymph nodes, which ends up stopping your body's ability to fight infections.

The most dangerous color of tattoo ink is white. Oh, I don't have any white. But still, it's ink. Yeah. That being said, I got another one soon. I do. I know. Because you're a rebel. I was already looking at some birds. I think I'm going to get a bird. I think I'm going to get a bird. You're supposed to get my face. You got to get a face. You lost a bet. How do you know the bird's not going to have your face? That would be creepy. How are your shingles, by the way? Speaking of faces.

There's one that's not getting better at all. It's actually starting to boil. Yeah, that's what happens. They're like pop like blisters. It's, I was talking, described to my friend last night. My bangs were covering it up. But I was like, it's not like a white head, like a pimple. It's like turning yellow.

I was FaceTiming with Amy after I played the opera last night. Yeah. And so I messager and we were talking about it. She was like using the phone as a mirror to look at her. Oh, that's the worst. Shingles. And I was like, stop using your phone as a mirror to look at shingles. No, I was trying to not show you.

I was trying to keep from grossing you out. It was making sure my bangs were covering on. No, no. She's using as a mirror. Yeah, using Bobby as the mirror. The opera was fun last night, though. So I go out and I do stand-up, I think I did 12 to 13 minutes, and Chris Jansen came out, and I'm always embarrassed when people, like, I don't, like,

awards kind of embarrassed me, but they brought out a plaque because I sold out like 20 stand-up theater shows, and I got a plaque last night, and Jansen came out and presented it, and low cash was there. It was a good. It was neat. And you hate surprises. I hate surprises. I was wondering.

I knew that that. was coming and I was like, hmm, I wonder who he's going to handle the surprise. Well, I'm at the opera, which is like the greatest place, you know, the opera and the rhyming. And so, you know, I don't like a, listen, I don't like to get awards. I hate not getting awards. You don't like to get awards, but you hate not getting them. I got what you're saying. Yeah, like, I hate to lose more than I like to win.

I don't, if there's no award, I'm fine. I'm fine not winning I hate to lose if there's a competition I just my mind is never happy you know it's a terrible place to be I don't know How do we feel about psychics in general?

Like I believe Like I'm not going to pay money I think if somebody's psychic They're not setting up a house on the side of the road Yeah If there's some Listen I think anyone that's advertised themselves as a psychic

is not a psychic. What? Anybody. Even with a neon sign? I would think that if there's somebody with psychic powers, which I don't have never been seen or shown that there was,

they wouldn't have this power to also not have to show people. I agree with you. Waste of money. Oh, I disagree. Oh, I'm not into it. You're into it? I wouldn't say I'm into it,

but I think there's something about it because they can tell you stuff that you're just like, wow, and they do it all the time. But the one thing I do have a problem with is why don't they tell you, like, okay, there's going to be a fire at this house.

If they can predict everything. If there were a real psychic, they wouldn't be telling us they're a real psychic. Do you understand how they'd be putting a cage? Exactly. They'd be, uh, you're crazy. Yes. Uh, police say a psychic and her son cheated an elderly man out of $150,000. There you go.

Because they said they would rid him of evil spirits. Oh, no. They now face theft at conspiracy charges. His old guy and he just kept paying them because they were like, we got, my point is, if someone really was a psychic and they were really able to nail things, you don't think we would take them. It'd be like an alien. There would be no unsolved anything. Right, and we would take them and put them somewhere and make them do all the work

and almost jail them for their powers. Yeah. The same way we would do an alien if we found an alien around. You don't think we put that thing in a cage? We might have them somewhere. You know what I'm saying? Okay. The Bobby Bones.

Alyssa is on. Hi, Alyssa. Hi. Good morning. How are you? Good morning. I'm great. How are you?

You know, a long night last night, an awesome night. Like, I did stand up at the opera last night, and then I didn't get to bed until, like, 10.30, and I went to bed about 1 a.m. and then woke up at 3 to do the show. But I'm good. She wasn't asking all that, was she? No? Not really. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, I'm good. What about you? Doing great. I was so excited last night. We had so much fun, and you were phenomenal. Oh, you went to the opera. Yeah, I was at the opera last night. That's what I was calling to say.

Oh, how about that? So, okay. Because Chris Jansen's there, and low cash is there. But that's the reason people really came. For me, the opera, it's a different kind of environment because those people aren't there to see me do stand up. They're there to watch music. They don't even know who I am.

They're like, who is this guy? So I have to win over a crowd that has no interest in seeing comedy or no interest in me. So it's a whole different comedy routine. Like, whew, it's stressful, but you thought it was okay? I thought you were awesome. You're hot. I mean, here.

Hey, can we believe that the last part of that joke out, Ray? I need to bleep part of that joke out that she just said All right Ray's gonna beat Oh I'm sorry No you're good You're good

You're good I can't spoil the material though Oh spoiler okay Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah So yeah we're on a delay So we bleak that out So yeah but you thought it was good Thank you very much

For coming last night And laughing You're welcome Thank you so much So I appreciate that My girlfriend was listening Because she was playing a show In Florida or something

And she'll be back up here tomorrow For Shania Twain day But she was like You couldn't really hear the crowd That well through the radio And she was like were they laughing? Oh.

I was like, actually, they were. I was a good set. I felt pretty strong about it. She was like, okay, I couldn't really hear them that well. The crowd. She could hear you. But imagine, listen to someone tell jokes, but no laughing. Oh, that's awkward.

That would be like, cricket, cricket, crick, crick, crick, crick, crick, crick. No, I thought it was pretty good. And I never think I'd do pretty good. And I thought I was pretty good. So. She just said you were phenomenal. Yeah, I wouldn't say that, but I was very good for it. Ray, when did you make your President Trump bet?

online. Over two years ago, so it was July 28th, 2015. Wow. So Ray took $1,000 out of his savings in 2015 and bet it on Donald Trump be president. And at the time, he was 50 to 1. He was the lowest on the tote board. So for every $1,000 you get 50 back. So for $1,000, Ray won $50,000. We couldn't believe it. When he made the bet, we made so much fun of him because it was Donald Trump, you know, the guy from the apprentice. And now he's the president. But the betting side hasn't paid Ray. Still, they haven't paid Ray. Crazy.

It didn't even have a thousand dollars back. And forever you've been hearing like, it's going to come, it's going to come, right? Like, that's been the constant. Forever, yeah, it's always, it'll be there. It'll be there. Don't worry. It takes these things take like transaction times. This has been almost a two-year storyline on the radio show. We now know, like Ray and I, Ray told me, I know what's up. He knows what's up. Really? Okay, what's up?

Okay, and now time for some closure, everyone. Ray? Okay. So this is a major update. Major update. Major update. Major update. I won the bet. He won the bet. You won the bet. And they told me I'm getting my money.

Yep. You're getting your money. Come on. There was an exception, though. They said that Donald Trump needs to be the president for four years for it to be a valid bet. What? He has to complete his presidency. So dumb. So I am getting my money. I thought the bet was if he won the presidency.

I thought if he was elected, but they said he has to be a president that served their full term and is a legit president of the United States. He already is a legit president of the United States. They said if he ended up not making it his full term, then the bet would be voided. So they are waiting until he's been there four years. He doesn't have to be a double president. in the eight years, but for four years. A double president?

But finally, I got an answer. Wow. That's a terrible answer. Yeah. They just don't want to give you your money. They probably be around in four years. They did tell me that I can choose to cancel the bet and get my $1,000 back, but obviously I'm not dumb enough to do that. I want my full money. Obviously, you're not dumb enough to do that. You're already dumb. You've already been very dumb in a lot of ways. But I do have to just wait now for the full time. So another couple of years.

Three years. If he doesn't make all four years, if he decides I've had it, if he gets kicked out of whatever the reason. Then I lost the bet. And you don't get your $1,000 back? And I don't get my $1,000 back. Jump shit. What do you recommend that he does?

Ami? Man, I jump shit, get your money back right now. You can take $1,000 back? Yeah. Lunch bucks? You're already out that thousands. You might as well wait it out. $50,000.

I agree, wait it out. Really? Yeah, Eddie, you don't? Oh, no. Jump shit, man. Take your money and run. But it's the same money. It's not in your budget.

anymore. It's gone. I haven't thought about that money in a while. Well, yeah, two years. It's an event. I don't know. Wow, what an update.

There's your update, everybody. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So the next time you're staying at a hotel, you guys, don't use the ice bucket. Don't worry. I don't. I do all the time. Because I take like smoothies and stuff

with me on the road and I get the ice bucket and I go fill it up and then I stick my smoothies down in there like if my hotel doesn't have a fridge and it keeps it cold overnight. I mean, I get an drinking out of it, but the things I'm reading about hotel ice buckets, no, no, no. There are three things you don't want to touch in a hotel. What?

The remote. Well? The ice bucket. And you don't want to touch the lights either because this is where everybody's hands are and that's where they don't clean. The reason you don't touch the ice bucket, and the only thing you can do with the ice bucket is put a bag inside of it and then get ice. Just never put ice in the actual ice bucket. It's disgusting. They don't clean it.

I've heard stories of like the coffee makers don't. It's all. I stopped doing that. Everything. Everything you look at. Look at me. I'm gross. Oh, you're gross. And I'm the claims one in here. You are gross. Yeah. So the ice bucket is probably the germy. Is that in the remote? Oh, I mean, I don't even want to tell you what some people use it for, but they've been tested and they're just germs galore. So, yeah, stay away from that. Some people I guess just even sometimes think it's a trash can. Yeah. No, I can absolutely see that. Disgusting. It's a mini trash can. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, right here on top of the counter. How nice of them to put a trash can with a lid. So if you want to be seen as a winner, you got to dress well and smile.

Always dress for the position you want, not the position you have. Well, the sharper you look, the more trustworthy you seem. And research discovered that smiling, people that smile are thought to also be more trustworthy and just all around better people, better at their job, better performer. And I agree. Do you what you said about dressing. Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Because you already have it. It's like working for the job.

You're already working for a promotion. Why would you not do other things that lead you to that promotion? For example, me, I'm in sweats. I want to be a sweater. All right, what else? Did you know that some people are legit afraid of belly buttons? They're afraid. I mean, people would be afraid of anything, but why?

What's up with it? Well, they suffer from it. It's called umphalophobia. I don't know that they're suffering. No, they are because they're terrified of belly buttons. Sometimes even their own. They can't look at it down. take their shirt off.

In some cases, it's others. They don't like touching their navel or seeing other navels. And sometimes the mere sight of a belly button is enough to make them feel, quote, terrified. Now, I have about two-thirds of my belly button removed because I have a scar that goes from now the bottom of my sternum down to right below my belt line because I had my spleen taken out. And so they had to cut through my belly button, have a very small part. So maybe that to me, when it's weird, when I see an Audi, I'm like, whoa. It looks like a baby's pee to me Some of them really can especially in

Well at the orphanage in Haiti where my kids are Because their ambilical cords weren't removed properly by the doctor Their belly button is really It's really out there It's really out there And for me I don't even have one really so it's even weirder to see a belly button Who has belly buttons? I have belly buttons Yeah

You guys have belly buttons? You guys have belly buttons We all do Eddie them see a belly button Why do you want to see my belly button? I don't even really know what one looks like except for big outies Oh, wow, yuck. What do you mean?

What's wrong with my? You have a deep swimming pool or what? I mean, I know you have half a belly button, but you know what a belly button look like. What's wrong with my belly button? It's like hairy and... Well, that's not my belly button. Oh, let me see what you got one's like.

Let me see what you're packing. Let me see what you're packing. Oh, he's hairy too. Don't do that. You know what's fun? It's like I used to do. Those are more belly holes. Suddenly I have a phobia of belly buttons.

Okay. All right, what else? Okay, I'm just going to talk for a second about just how far we. we've come with home appliances and technology. Did you know now that refrigerators have internal cameras that show you when you're out of groceries and it'll like scan it and be like,

send you like a list through. That's pretty cool. Did you know? Or just open the fridge and be like. Yes, exactly. And look at it. No, no, no, no, no. Before you get on the, well, you do good old day,

I like it when things are automatic. Yeah, I'm Randalli. Okay, just know that like on Alexa, for example. So I'm getting to that. If I just say I need paper towels, boom, it goes, paper towels added a list. It's the same thing. She's good at keeping the list. Your refrigerator's looking like, oh, you don't have this.

Here's the list. It's the same thing. Well, but here's what I was going to say is that these refrigerator camera thingies can hook up with your Alexa or your Google Home or whatever, and it'll add it to the list without you ever even having to do it. Your ovens can be preheated remotely. Like, say you want to bake something you're at the grocery store. Well, preheat your oven. And by the time you get home, you can pop that sucker right in. Sounds real safe.

That's not crazy to me. On my phone, my security system, I can watch my house. I can unlock my doors. Yeah, I can do that. I can do everything pre. If someone comes... That's come in handy when I have, like, a worker show up at the house, and I just unlock it and lock it when they're gone.

Yeah, stop acting like... What in the world? You guys have this thing where you pick... Some technology is good. We're getting so lazy. Yeah, I mean, I just feel like the camera in the fridge is a little much. No, you know what? I want a camera in the fridge, and I want to arm to...

Shake people's hands? Shake his hand for... me, will you? No, I wanted to, like, hand me stuff. Like, it knows what I want, and okay, I like that. They had that. They had that. Remember, there's a robot connected to the fridge, and all you had to say was, bring me a drink, and then the robot comes out of the fridge. It was a cooler on the bottom, and it rolls

to you. Oh, well, something like that. Boom, money. Yeah. Alexa, give Amy a hug for me. Like, let's so dumb. Yes, Alexa, please respond to my text messages from Amy. She won't stop texting. Send her an emoji or something. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bone Show. You know, yesterday's show was talking about how after tomorrow I won't see my girlfriend for a month. She goes to Europe, play show, and she's gone. And I kind of got scolded by some listeners and some people here on the show because my girlfriend said, hey, do you miss me when I'm gone? And I said sometimes, because what I meant by that was I'm used to her being gone. and if you're used to it, you don't miss it. But when she's gone for longer than normal, then I start to.

And so, listen, I get heavy criticism for that. But thankfully, we have a voice of reason. Jennifer, who's on the phone right now. Jennifer, hello? Hi. So you heard me tell this nutty story, right? Yes, I did. Except you didn't feel it was so nutty.

I didn't. And I'll tell you why there's two things. First of all, I had a dog for 17 years, and he passed away last year. So I kind of, I'm with you there, Bobby. Thank you very much. And the second thing is that my husband and I spend more time apart than together. So he's traveled, his whole career, he works for the federal law enforcement, and he also is in the reserve. So he's overseas or right now he's in Washington and I'm in Tennessee with my family.

So I'm more accustomed to living without him than with him. So when he asks me, do you miss me? That's a tough question. And I sound like a real, you know what, when I say, you know, I'm kind of used to this, you know. So I feel you. That's how I felt. That's how I felt. You know, like, I still love him or what you would say is, but, you know, I do understand what you're saying.

You know, I'm not saying I don't wish that she wasn't around more. Right. Just like you're not saying you wish he weren't around more. Right. Do you miss what you used to? Exactly. No, I agree. You get into a routine.

A way you do your day, way you do your things. and it's not like you wouldn't want them around, but definitely I understand. Caller of the week. Yep. You can't do that. Why? We don't have that.

Oh, but call her the week. Hey, Jennifer, thank you for calling. Congrats. Jennifer, you know what? I appreciate you. All right. Thank you, for her. Bye-bye.

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He lived a good life, man. Probably the way we wanted to go out. So that happened. Tomorrow, Shania Twain Day. So we'll have Lauren Elena, Lindsay L. Brandon Ray, stopping by to play Shania songs. It'll be a Shania dance party. Artists are talking

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