The Bobby Bones Show - Update on Amy’s Adoption Process & Movie Sequel Requests
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Good morning. Welcome to Wednesday's show.
I should say this.
Come on, studio.
Morning.
Yesterday we were talking about the City of Hope, right?
And it's a wonderful charity that goes toward cancer research.
Also, it does a lot of things.
But we're playing in this softball tournament.
And everybody picked their songs for the walk-up songs, right?
Lunchbox picked honky-tong, ba-don-c-don.
Our producer Raymond, who cuts the audio, picked the weekend.
So when you walk-up to bat, they're like, producer Raymond.
Lizzie, yeah.
It's like you get pumped up and smash the ball, right?
Yeah.
And Eddie picked his winning song.
Yeah, my uncle's song.
So I still didn't have a song, but Jenny is on from Oklahoma.
Hi, Jenny.
Hey.
So of all the songs and all the music, which song do you think I should walk up to?
So my kids and I love listening to you.
And Friday morning dance party is totally our favorite.
So we think you should walk out to All Star.
Oh, smash me out.
Somebody was.
That's a good one.
I got to put that on the maybe list.
I like that suggestion, though.
Thank you very much.
Hey, what are you doing right now?
You want to get ready to go to work?
So, yeah, I'm taking kids to school.
My son's last day of school.
so we're going to do third grade party today.
Wow. How about that? Well, tell them we say hello.
We will.
Hey, I appreciate you.
All right, thanks.
All right. Goodbye, Jenny.
That's my new thing.
You know what I'd like for them to say back?
Well, I appreciate you.
Oh, yeah.
We could make that thing.
I can be like, I appreciate you. I appreciate you.
See you later.
Let's get that going.
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Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
Listen to this one, Amy.
By the way, I hope everybody's Wednesday is off,
a wonderful start. Members of the Southwest Ohio Camaro Club all donated money to buy a 14-year-old
boy who's colorblind named Anthony a pair of those glasses that helped you see colors.
The glasses helped him see color for the first time, and the reason they did is because he loves
Camaros, but he'd never been able to see all the colors. So as the Camero Club came to town,
they bought him these glasses and you'd be able to see all the Cameroes that he always wanted
to see in two, in all the different colors. That's cool. Right? It's the little things.
Yeah. So shout out to the Southwest Ohio Camero Club for making a lot.
little boys' life.
Just a little more fun, just a little more better.
That's cool.
I see you.
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Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond at the Atlanta Braves game.
The Jumbotron said there was an emergency situation.
Some fans started to evacuate yesterday, but that was a false alarm.
Luckily, everybody is okay.
There was never a security issue.
At Newark Airport, a United plane caught fire the engine.
People on board had a deep plane.
Luckily, only one minor injury.
Finally, officials announced.
the U.S. is stepping up security in several public places, mostly sporting events, they said,
and concert. So be prepared for some extra delays.
Time for your positivity here on Wednesday morning.
The good news starts right now.
And little say my God, tell me something good.
I'll go first.
Toyota of New Orleans gives away a brand new Toyota to one lucky student who has a
It missed a single day of school.
See, I think people like this should be rewarded.
Showing up, that's what it's about.
You don't show up and do halfway work either.
Like, the people that show up are the same people that work hard.
It's not a one-time thing.
You don't show up every day and then just go half a butt.
It's a mind frame.
If you're going to show up to work every day, you work hard.
It's all part of the same thought process.
Anyway, shout out.
The one who is Taylor Tolbert.
Brand new Toyota.
Nice.
I'm telling everyone, success is just about showing up being on time and then getting that call whenever your turn comes up.
Because when the turns start to come up, you know who they look for, the people they can count on.
It's a good reminder.
Yeah.
We're all here, right boys?
Yep, I'm here every day.
Right and early, every day.
Every day.
We even show it up.
Yeah, we are.
Lots of years.
We might get to be.
a car.
So there's a fifth grader.
His name is Kibiki Saki, and he's blind, and he loves to play video games, and he wrote
a letter to Nintendo asking them to make more games that he can play, and they wrote him
back with a braille letter.
Yeah, and they said, we're going to really try to develop a couple games.
Yeah, they said, hey, we're sitting off your suggestions to Nintendo's development department.
Thank you so much for your suggestions.
They'll come back with something, too.
I know.
I just thought that they didn't just, I was super thoughtful that they didn't just,
send a letter back that his parents could read to him, they sent it in braille.
It is.
It's little things.
Yeah, it's little things like that.
It's also, let me speak on success again a bit.
Yeah, this ties into that.
It's also the little things that make the big things.
If you do the little things right, you're going to do the big things right.
The same way as if you show up every day, you're going to, it's all the same.
Focus on the little things and the big things happen.
Nick Saban talks about the process.
It's like, don't worry about the end result.
Focus on the process.
Okay.
focus on the process, the end result will come.
Got it.
Anyway, lunchbox, I'm just, I'm in a motivation.
I can't wait to hear your lunchbox story and how you're going to.
Ah, bring it in lunchbox.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, Zeus has been mopping the floors, cleaning the desk at the same elementary school for the last
25 years, and he's been living at a house on the school property.
Well, they've got to tear down the house because they got to build a new building.
So the community heard about it and raised $53,000 so he could buy himself a new house.
Wow.
But the school.
district stepped in and said, you keep that money for when you retire. We got you a new house.
And that way he has a house and $53,000. And he still got his job at the elementary school.
I'm goosebumps. Yeah, that's really good. He clearly showed up every day.
I could add something to it. I don't know that I need to. But here's someone who treated people right.
And people were invested in his life because he treated so many people right.
Yeah. That's double good.
Dang. That's awesome.
Okay. Shout out. Haziz.
Tell me something good.
That's it.
That's all in here.
Like, I'm full of goodness right now.
I feel like I need to do something bad now.
I'm feeling so good.
No?
No.
You're good.
All right.
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Stephen Colbert's trending because the FC decided it will not take action against the late show host over the bad word joke that he made.
They bleeped it out.
Oh.
And they shouldn't.
They bleeped it out.
Okay.
I'm always people not getting in trouble by the FCC.
Yeah.
I'm always like, yep.
Yeah.
Got that one.
Listen, I got fined a million dollars at one point.
That's not pretty.
The Voice, the winner last night.
Kind of a spoiler alert, but not really, because it's not like an episodeal thing,
but I've given people five seconds.
Chris Blue, never heard of him.
But I don't watch the Voice.
A lot of people have heard of them because they watch the voice.
He won last night.
He was on Team Alicia.
Dancing with Stars last night.
Rashad Jennings became the fourth NFL player to win the Mirror Ball trophy.
two sports fit guys were in the finals
football player
baseball player
Roger Moore
James Bond guy
he died yesterday
8 to 9 years old
Wow
yeah it's a good age you die
huh
89 not bad
not bad
I'll take it
yeah me too
I was watching
I was like
okay
like 89
yeah
my football number in high school
and a good age to lift him
Yeah
let's see
I don't know if you guys
watch clerks from
Kevin
Smith. It was black and white. First ever
Kevin Smith movie? Nope. Okay, well, the lead
actress died over the weekend. She was 44.
She was really young in the movie.
And then, Kyrie Irvin
last night went off and the Cavs beat the Celtics.
I mean, I like the Celtics.
LeBron went cold. Karee played
and now they're 3-1. So,
Kyrie going off, that means he was on fire?
He went off. Like, yes.
He was lit. He scored over 40 points.
Oh, that's going off, yeah.
Yeah. And then so who
Who was cold?
Well, what do you mean?
LeBron.
He wasn't on his A game?
He wasn't on fire.
He wasn't on fire.
He was cold.
He was the opposite of lit.
Yeah.
I feel bad for the Celtics.
I mean, they're best players out.
He's heard.
Steph Curry?
No, wrong thing.
Just kidding.
That's Golden State Warriors.
Duh.
He's so good at sports.
Now Isaiah Thomas.
Yeah.
So Steph Curry is still in it, though.
Good job.
He plays for the Golden State Warriors.
And who else plays with Warriors?
Well,
Kendrick.
Oh my goodness.
Not Kendrick Lamarry, Kevin Durant.
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The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
So when Thomas Wrett and his wife Lauren were bringing their daughter Willa home from Africa,
they were meeting their parents at a private airport hangar.
They thought it would be a quiet little homecoming.
But the Predators, Nashville's hockey team, who had made it to the finals,
had tweeted out the night before to fans telling them to make them to make.
meet them at the hangar right next door for a send-off.
So when they pulled up in the car, they realized, okay, yeah, half of Nashville is here.
So much for that private homecoming.
So this is kind of cool if you're a fan of Top Gun, Tom Cruise, has confirmed that a Top Gun sequel is in the works.
I'm Amy.
That's your 32nd Skinny.
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Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes us from Minneapolis, Minnesota.
A woman went through the drive-thru and ordered a burger and some first.
and she said, make sure my fries aren't cold.
Pulls up to the window, they hand her food.
She takes one fry, not satisfied, throws her drink at them,
and she maces the employee in the drive-thru window.
Wow.
Yeah.
They took her license plate number and she was rusted about an hour later.
She maced her?
Yep.
What is wrong with her?
She didn't want cold fries.
That's a salt.
Like straight up, she goes to jail for that.
That's not even one of those things.
where we used to go fire in the hole and throw the cups
of the window.
You guys remember that?
That was so funny.
It's so horrible.
People would drive and they'd order a milkshake
and they take the lid up.
Don't teach the kids about it.
They throw it back through the dragon.
Yeah, no.
It was so wrong.
It was so wrong.
Yeah.
It was so wrong.
It was so funny.
But the mace is not funny.
Yeah, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
And neither was fire in the hole.
Get your Bobby Bones on.
I have a studio in my house, and I do a show called The Bobbycast,
and it features Nashville songwriters and the people that write the big hits that you hear.
And this girl came in.
Her name's Nicole Gilein, right?
Mm-hmm.
So she comes in, and she's telling all these stories about all these songs that she's written,
and she wrote Automatic.
She was talking about how the song actually came together.
We had the title Automatic, but it was going to be a love song.
Like, nothing about us and our love came automatic, the whole thing.
shifted to a story that Miranda told about Patty Lovelace telling her about all these artists in the
90s taking like quarters in the bag when they were on their tour bus when they were on tour
because they would pull the tour bus over and have to do all their radio phoners from payphones.
That's where quarter and payphone came from, which is the first line of the song.
And then it just kind of wrote itself from there.
Oh, wow.
Isn't that fun?
Yeah.
Like, you get to know why the songs were written and where the lines came from.
And so it's called the Bobbycast.
And you can go to iTunes and subscribe or Iheart radio.
but I never thought about that.
Before we were on the radio,
if an artist was out on the road,
they'd have pulled over to pay phone.
That's crazy.
And they always had a bag in quarters with them
because they'd pull their tour bus over to gas station
and call radio stations for my pay phone.
Isn't that crazy?
It is.
Yeah, I finished the interview and I was like,
man, that's pretty cool to know.
But we think, oh, you know, pay phones back in the day,
but really it was about country artists calling radio stations.
Yeah.
So anyway, it's up if you want to hear it.
I enjoy doing that,
nerding out on the music and why songs were written.
So it's called the Bobbycast,
and there's a little nugget there for you,
about automatic and why it was written.
He's Florida Georgia Line guys.
And it's not even, it's just mostly the one that's,
the one that used to have long hair.
Tyler.
The short hair one, he's kind of out of control.
I'm looking at the Instagram,
and so I think what his wife's doing is great.
She's over in Africa,
but I want to read you his Instagram.
I just saw this, okay?
First of all, I think they're big dorks anyway.
Like, just, I think they're fine guys.
I think they're, they're, they're like cartoon characters.
Right.
It says, listen, that's one dork me to another.
And full transparency, we've had issues before.
So that being said, where my amazing wife slept last night in Africa,
while I held down the four seasons in Vegas.
I'm like, why can't you just put your wife's in Africa?
I do a whole bit in my standout show about Florida, Georgia Line,
and how they brag about their wealth all the time.
They hashtag blessed.
Like, you don't have to write you're in the four seasons in Vegas
to get your point across.
We know you're rich.
You're good.
But shout out to her.
And you know what?
Bed doesn't look that uncomfortable.
But I think what she's doing is awesome.
But you don't have to tell you with four seasons.
We're good.
You know, my amazing wife slept in Africa
while I held down the four seasons in Vegas.
Come on.
We know you have money.
We don't want to rub it in.
You sing with the backstreet boys for Pete's sake.
So about half of coffee drinkers are between the ages of 19 and 37 years old.
So all coffee drinkers are in this new group, which is basically us.
So people start drinking coffee at 14 years old on average.
That seems so early to me that a 14-year-old drink of coffee.
But again...
I didn't start until college.
Yeah, but it wasn't that...
Like, there weren't Starbucks on every single corner.
It wasn't all the time.
And it wasn't like as cool.
Yeah, you're right.
It wasn't a cool thing to go get a cup.
I'm going to go to the books.
Totally agree.
Get a frappy chappy.
So I just thought 14 seemed young, but I guess maybe it doesn't.
You're a teenager.
You're going on dates, probably.
So why can't you get a coffee?
Oh, yeah.
Me did at a coffee shop for a date?
That's cute.
Ed did your kids taste coffee?
Your 9-year-old's oldest.
My 9-year-old has tried coffee, and he hates it.
For now.
For now.
And the 3-year-old, he knows when coffee's been drank out of something.
He smells it before.
He's like, oh, coffee.
It smells terrible.
It smells terrible.
Thanks for hanging this morning.
Starbucks is raining when I went in.
They don't have a cover over the top.
It's rapid fire order in me.
It was like they needed to have a translator.
Went to get me, go, get it.
We went right through.
There was a cover that when I pulled up to the window.
And the guys, they're so nice that early in the morning.
I wonder if they stay up all night.
Because I don't know how they're that nice waking up.
They just stay up.
I could get it.
You're nice.
It didn't sound realistic.
Yeah, that's not.
I think the robot.
I was watching the news, and they say it,
we'll just talk about this for a second,
that they're using the word imminent
for some other bombing in the UK.
So they must have some intel now
that says there's something else going to happen.
They've arrested some people.
Listen, I don't know much about it
because, and rightfully so,
they've kept a lot of it on lock,
like as far as the information.
They go, we got some people,
we know who did it,
and the threat's imminent.
So heads up.
And so,
a couple of things that are weird for me.
I'll get on my Facebook page and have other friends.
People that I know from radio and they'll post like a message and I think all the positive
messages are great.
It's like, you know, our thoughts with the people of Manchester, but they're posting a picture
of like them with Ariana Grande like at a radio remote.
And I'm like, what does that do to the picture?
I've seen many of them.
It's like, you know what, just thinking it's like them and Ariana Grande at a radio station event
and they're like going, yeah.
Even the Ariana ears with the ribbon is weird.
to me. I think so too.
Because it's about that city and those people.
Not her. It happened
to her show, but I think it's where they've attached that
bombing down that little ribbon to her.
No. Yeah, there's other
things like the
The flag or the heart
with Manchester or something. Like I
when I see people reposting the one with
bunny ears, I'm like, why? There's other
options. It just doesn't make sense.
I felt the same way. I felt weird
about that one. I do
like all the artists going, hey, we're going to keep
playing shows, like we're not letting things get to us.
I tell you, I was listening to Ray's News this morning
when Raymond does us three stories.
Yeah.
That Braves game thing, whenever they were like, there's an emergency.
That would be, yes, scary.
I'm out.
And it was a false alarm, but they put, what they put up on the board?
Evacuate.
Emergency?
I'm out.
Like, if I see, it was, by the way, I wonder how that alarm got hit.
You think they had it?
This is my thought process.
Yeah, walk me through it.
That they probably thought, because,
even here in the States, they're starting to put security near big events.
Because where there's one, you think, okay, they're going to go after another one and make it an even bigger story.
Even if it's not the same group.
Because...
Oh, yeah. People start to think, okay.
We can capitalize on this with this.
Yeah.
So if someone called maybe the Braves, maybe they called another sporting event and said, hey, everybody's on high alert.
We're beefing up security.
maybe you need to have
and so they got their alerts ready
just in case.
So they didn't get caught
if something happened
and they weren't able
to find their evacuate.
That's the only thing I can see in my head
is the weird timing of that.
Oh, yeah.
That would be so scary.
I was reading about this mom
who was working
and was like saving kids
during that bomb.
She stayed in afterward
and was just like
pulling people aside
and putting them in places.
Oh, golly.
As it's happening,
when everybody else is running away,
She's like going in and grabbing kids and pulling them out
And that's not something that you prepare for
No
You don't know that that's going to happen
That's completely instinctual
We'd like to think we would be a hero
If something like that happened
But you don't know unless it happens
And there are like a couple of few stories
That are now service
And people just going in and just like okay
I don't know what's about to happen
I don't know if another one's going to blow up
But I'm going in I'm grabbing kids
And I'm saving lives
I have goosebumps hearing you say that
And so you read those stories
and you're like, wow, what bravery that is.
Because that's not, I'm about to get on YouTube bravery.
No.
There's no time to even think about it.
Complete instinctual mama, daddy bear, I'm going to save people.
That's like, and it's times like this when stuff like this happens
where I'm so appreciative of the police officers, the firefighters, the paramedics,
the first responders, the military people that we have in our country that are out stopping
this 99.99,999% of the time.
that are out there risking their lives every single day.
And we don't even know what they're risking
because when it doesn't happen to us, we don't know about it.
We don't know the threat that's been thwarted.
We only know if it happens.
And think of the thousands of them that haven't happened
because of the people that are out there risking their lives
looking for it, finding it, shutting it down.
We never know a peep.
So from this whole show, we appreciate you.
You're out there saving our lives.
We don't even know it.
We don't even know what you're doing to us in a positive way.
I hope nothing else.
I hope to God nothing else happens.
That's all that threat was in.
I was like, they must know.
Something.
Yeah.
So there's my, I don't even want to talk about it.
It makes me feel so negative.
So I won't talk about that anymore.
Are we good?
Good.
Okay, okay, okay.
So I want to play what Australians want to be there.
Their new national anthem.
Which I'm, listen, what do I know about Australia?
I went there once.
I thought it was a very pleasant place.
I thought everybody was super nice.
And so, have you guys heard what they want?
No.
Here's what they are trying to get in as the new Australian National Anthem.
Hey y'all.
What?
Yeah, yeah, y'all.
Why?
They want to replace the current Advanced Australia Fair.
That's the song.
And so they've petitioned it, and tons and hundreds of thousand people are signed up for, hey, y'all to be their new national anthem.
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
We would never replace our national anthem.
That being said, if we had to pick a second one.
Oh, yeah.
Like, we mean business, folks.
And it's not even by an American band.
No, it's not.
We mean business, though.
Let's go.
Bloody you're a boy, make a big noise,
and the street, gonna be a big dance.
Yeah, got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
kicking your can all over the American
We will rock you
Sing it!
Man, how about that?
Yeah, that'd be cool.
That's like our secondary.
Back up.
We have our first one and it's like, we're proud.
And, you know, national anthem, boom.
But then it's like, now time for the second song.
Beware, we will rock you.
We will rock you.
Was that a real song or was it created for sports?
It was a real song.
Wow.
It's a good question.
I thought it was a sports.
It's a good question.
Oh, no, it's a legit queen song from the 70s.
Yeah.
And on the record, it was one song together.
It was, We Will Rock You that rolled directly into We Are the Champions.
One song.
Oh, we go, we will rock you.
I paid my due.
So, like, that would come on at the club?
I don't know if the club it would.
The disco clubs.
But maybe we will rock you.
I don't know.
But, yeah, it was used a lot for sporting events.
Well, yeah.
Obviously is.
That's why it seems.
Any other.
secondary songs, if we had to pick one.
Any song you want?
I thought you just nailed it with We Are the Champions.
I didn't know it was the same song.
The same song.
Yeah.
The Rocky song.
Oh, that's a good one, Amy.
Rocky theme.
What about, what's the song from Top Gun?
The slow one?
No, the fast one, whenever they start Top Gunning.
Danger Zone?
Highway to the Danger Zone.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Oh, man.
That's a good one too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about like ACDC?
Again, not an American man.
They're Australia.
Australian
Here we go
We walk in the Olympic Stadium
It almost has to be American artist though
Yeah
I know like I feel
Born in the USA
Oh that's a good one
Damn lunchbox
How's you come and clutch
Bruce Springston
What do you mean who sings that?
I didn't know
Or
Just follow me here
Hey there Delilah
Plain White T's
Yeah
Hey there Delilah
What's it
Like New York City.
A party in the U.S. A thousand miles away.
Oh, good one.
Or not?
Nah.
She's American.
Miley?
Yeah.
You just never know who's got a gun.
You should always be careful.
It's like, what's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
I'm going to play a story here.
Who's a guy at Chuckie Cheese goes for his kids' birthday party?
This happened Saturday at the Chuckie Cheese on Lincoln Trail.
Police said the suspect, 25-year-old Jovan Chamberlain.
was celebrating his kid's birthday party when he got into a fight with another man.
When he left, police said he grabbed a gun from his car and fired several shots as he sped away.
Police arrested Chamberlain a short time later.
He just fired him in the air like, do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do-d-do-d-do.
Like, what's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
It's Chucky T.
Right.
It's Chucky T.
Oh.
Okay, never mind.
And, again, you just don't know who's got what, where.
You don't know if somebody cuts you off
And then you go and give them the bird
They're going to pull a gun on you
So true
So it's always good to be like
And by the way, stop fighting at kids' restaurants
Yeah
Every week there's a story of people
Fighting at a kid's restaurant
Over a birthday party
It's never about the balls
It's always about the disrespect
Never about getting in
Who's got enough room
In the tub of balls to jump in
Those balls are probably so dirty
They make me go bleh for sure
Have you used that sleep app at all again?
No, just I used it the one time.
Night before last, last night I didn't get to use it.
That's night I decided to read a book that put me to sleep.
Really?
Yep.
I have trouble reading books before sleep because then I always think about the book.
Yeah.
This one was, it was like an adoption book, which I'm excited to read, but it was sort of heavy,
so it helped put me to sleep in a way.
if it's a new TV show or any sort of new information I'm consuming, I can't sleep.
I just think about it.
That's why I was watching Nick at night with a TV on.
Oh, yeah.
Because I've seen every episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.
So you don't have to think about it.
I've seen every episode of Full House.
Like, I know what's going to, I know what Michelle Tanner's up to.
You're not going to wonder.
You know.
So that's why I can sleep with the noise on.
But. Everyone's trying it, though.
Like, everyone is using the sap.
So last night I tried it again.
Uh-huh.
I probably used it seven times, six times it's worked.
The one time I didn't because I was up watching hockey late
And I think my heart was
It was hockey and it was the bombing the same night
And my emotions were just like crazy for hockey
But I was like, what's happening with the bombing?
Right
I was all a mess
And so it didn't work that night
But I used the last night
It's out
It's amazing
It's crazy
It really is
I really have to focus in now
Because there's a sleep app
It's called My Sleep Button
This is not a commercial
Nope
Man how do I wish it was
Because I'd be making tons of money
If I'd just got in on this thing
But it tells you
scenarios and you have to focus on them and it tells you another one you have to focus on it before
you know it you're waking up in the morning you're like huh that's what it's like using this thing
lunchbox if you tried it you don't need it no i don't need it i can fall asleep in two seconds yeah
that's amazing to me i'm listening to the little or not little but the woman tell me the things like
uh way and in a woman walking on the beach and then i also have my husband starting to snore on
the other side and i'm like oh he doesn't get annoyed with the app talking he doesn't he goes to
sleep. It doesn't bother him.
I have a friend who texted me and was like, hey, my husband's listening to this app, but all I hear
is woman talking. Because all she's doing is saying, you know, what's happening.
It's probably annoying for partners that aren't into it.
Let's see here. This whole roller coaster ride, as they're up, it starts lightning.
And so there's a sensor on the roller coaster. And it just stops up there.
Well, that's not good.
My friend and I thought we were going to die.
It was just after midnight when high schoolers,
strapped into the Joker, the park's newest roller coaster, were stranded midair during a thunderstorm.
I kept asking my friend. I said, something's wrong. We, this isn't supposed to happen, right?
Now home safe in Oklahoma. Christian Cheney and her friend Brianna Simmons are still shaken up after a
heroin three and a half hours stuck 12 stories off the ground. That's a lot of hours to be stuck
up there, man. That's just a lot. Too many. And that stinks. But imagine if you were upside down.
and that thing went off.
It's amazing to me
there's a sensor.
It makes sense with technology
that if lightning goes
boop sensor it stops everything.
Yeah.
But it also makes sense
because those ain't
like 20 seconds long
as rides.
They were just going to end.
It is going to take you
to the end and let you off.
Instead of just shutting down.
Let's go over to
Chelsea in Nashville.
Hi, Chelsea.
Thank you for calling.
Hi.
What's happening?
I downloaded the sleep app
last night.
Yeah.
And I just wanted to tell you how it worked.
What'd you think?
You think it was crazy
or was it work awesome?
It was crazy because I set it on 20 minutes and I woke up and it was off.
I mean, I swear I listened to maybe three scenarios and I was asleep.
Wow.
Isn't it crazy how it knocks you out?
Yes, it's so crazy.
It's like it's hypnotizing you.
It is.
Again, it's not a commercial.
Don't know who created this thing.
It's called the Sleep Button and it's free on the iPhone.
I do this show from the house called the Bobbycast and had a writer called Nicole.
I called her name's Nicole Gallion.
Like it's this.
So she came in because she wrote Automatic.
And she wrote We Were Us with Keith Urban, Miranda Lambert.
And so Keith Urban took the song and they meant to write this song as a girl singing it.
And they were going to find a guy to be on it.
But it said Keith Irv was like, I'll take that song.
And it was like, who's going to be the girl?
But I know there were other names that were thrown out in the process that we were told.
Now whether they were like ever legit in the running, I don't know.
but I actually remember writing the day that we wrote Automatic with Miranda.
She was like, I sang the vocal on that song.
What's going on with that song?
And I was like, I don't know.
And I hadn't heard anything.
And so I was like, well, maybe didn't work.
I don't know.
These songwriters, they don't know if their songs are picked up and cut.
That is weird.
It's crazy.
Yeah, it's the Bobbycast.
You can search Bobbycast on iTunes or IHartRadio.
I got an email.
I like to read it to you.
Hey, Bobby.
My fiance and I love the show.
We enjoy listening to you guys.
every morning. I would like to invite
you to DJ our wedding on July
22nd at 6 p.m.
You have an incredible personality and
an unparalleled music variety.
We love your taste because it's so
diverse and we can't think of anyone more amazing
than you to DJ our wedding.
I'm thinking dance party.
Man, I would crush a wedding.
I will be like, because first of all
it's like, thank you to the happy couple.
There's a slow dance. Welcome
everyone to the wedding.
Here's their first dance.
Now I do an accent.
What's your accent?
Like, where are you from?
What is dance?
Yeah, I don't know.
That's first dance.
Fancy, fancy, fancy.
But that's what's cool about you.
Yeah, they'll be like, everybody, let's get on the dance floor.
You got to go for everybody first with this song.
You know you make me want a...
Grandma's, grandpa's kids.
Get on the dance floor.
Oh, kill it.
Everybody's getting it out.
I'm like, woo.
I'd be like, all right.
Now let's get free on the dance floor.
If you're not married, you're back to me,
because somebody's having a baby.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll be killing it.
See, and then I switch it up.
And then I'll start to be like, everybody who knows?
Let's do it.
And then I'll start.
And if you don't know it, have somebody to teach you.
Time to swing.
Yeah, yeah.
A cup.
Shaffer.
Keep it.
Shaffa.
Man, I would be the awesomest DJ at your wedding.
Sadly, I'm on the road working.
Oh, I know.
I know.
I have comedy shows to do.
Dang.
I know
She said
She showered you with companies
I know but no
I'm gonna tell you though
She's absolutely right
I do have unparalleled music taste
Yeah
I just let the music
Come from my soul
So
Man this is a jam
They got a brand new dance
They gotta move your muscle
I mean come on
You gotta move your muscle
A brand new dance
It's called the Cupid Shuffle
Come on
That's a terrible rhyming
That's just fun though
I would DJ the crap out of a dance.
I used to do sound and light shows, DJ dances, from age 18 to 23.
Now, by sound and light, you mean you provided the music and a light show?
Yes, yes, yes.
Like stroph lights?
I would have to get to the dance, or like the junior high dance, or the prom, I did a couple of those, or the whatever, birthday party.
And I would set up these big poles, and I would screw lights onto each side of them.
on both sides.
Yeah.
And so I had a switchboard with lights.
And then I had
three CD players
and one minisk player.
And I had song.
And I didn't know how to mix.
I never know how to be a DJ.
All I ever had for me
was my unparalleled taste in music, right?
Yeah.
And so I would crush them, though.
Like, I would get the crowd up.
I mean, you'd think the chain smokers
or DJ Tiesto get the crowd up?
You see nothing until you see me
DJS out on Light Show.
Wow.
I wish I could have been in.
It was the KLAZ sound and lights show.
People would hire me.
And I would get there and I would drive the station van.
Uh-huh.
And I would unload it.
And yeah, you get there like two hours early and you set it all up.
So the lights, were they coordinated with the songs?
They were like.
They'd like if I flick my fingers to them.
Because it wasn't like we had good technology.
I know.
They were just lights.
And I always go, like, you know how you'd do it, light switch on and off?
I would do that.
And then it had one stroby ball.
Oh, I was so good at that, man.
That's why I got my first ever job, though, is because some people took some radio station equipment.
They stole it.
Other DJs?
Yeah?
Like 17.
And I was just hired to clean the front of the radio station building, like the lobby, and switch out the Rick Deeds Weekly Top 40, or the American Top, whatever it's called.
Right.
And so they stole some stuff, and they were like, we need somebody on the air immediately.
And they were like, you, nerdy kid.
Yeah, that's me.
Bobby.
You're on the air.
Okay, what's my name?
They gave me two options.
Bobby Z or Bobby Bones.
Thought they were both terrible.
I accepted bones.
I was a teenager.
What did I know?
So there was.
And here we are.
And here we are.
And the rest is history.
And that, no, no, no.
That's the rest.
That's the rest of the story.
And who says that?
Don't know.
I do know, but I can't.
Oh, Walter.
No.
Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey.
No, Paul Harvey.
Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey just got her.
Yeah.
Steve Harvey, he's still working it.
Man, I'm going to tell you, I'll get people on the dance for it.
And I'd be like, who's ready? Who's ready?
Just goes out to all the women in the world, especially her.
You don't even matter your age.
But it did.
Don't even matter your age.
It always mattered your age.
Dang, can you just like for, I don't know, for fun one weekend, host a music and lights show?
Sound and lights show.
Okay, sorry, sound.
But then it would be like time to, like, slow it down.
and I would crush with some slow songs.
Where would you take them?
I'd go the same place every time to start.
I'd be like, everybody, it's time to slow it down.
And then you'd see the people that didn't want to fast dance, like, slowly walking.
And they'd be like, do you want to, yeah.
It was like four minutes and 18 seconds long, so there was time.
So it'd take a minute to get everybody out there.
And they would start slow dancing.
Because everybody can slow dance.
Yeah.
And then I would just sit back and...
Take it all in.
Just enjoy the love that was out there on the floor.
I'd see lots of kids for their first ever dances.
I'd see old people when I do old people parties.
Young people doing young people parties.
It's Your Love was my jam for slow songs to start.
It's your love.
It's still the jam.
It's still the jam.
It's a beautiful thing.
Oh, it's a beautiful thing.
Don't think I can keep it all in.
I just got to let you know.
It's still the jam.
I don't let me go
It's your love
Like I want to dance you right now Eddie
I'm down
It sends a shot right through me
I can't get enough
About the spell I'm under your
I'll just stop on that
You can tell I have unparalleled music taste
But
That was my jam
And I would make
I would leave and make $60
$20 a hour.
It was amazing.
Wow.
And I had to give the station, I think, 33% of it.
But it was, and so I ended up making 60.
And you had fun while doing it.
I mean, it was unparalleled.
But we got to go over here and do the skinny.
Here's Amy.
Oh.
Bobby Bones show.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
So I have some Bobby Bones news in my skinny.
And pretty much it involves.
It involves, well, I'm going to give you four names, guys, four names, and you tell me what they have in common.
Keith Urban.
Okay.
Darius Rucker.
Merrin Morris, Bobby Bones.
Well, that one didn't fit.
Huh?
What are they having common?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know the answer to this, and she's making fun of me, and that's okay.
But go ahead.
Well, because when this story popped up in, like, some of my skinny stuff, I was like, dang, Bobby Bones is the fourth name listed, and there's tons of other artists.
But CMA Music Festival is coming up next week, and HGTV has a lodge.
They do it every year.
And it's a huge lodge, awesome party, tons of artists play every single day.
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Well, on Friday, June 9th, Bobby Bones.
I don't think people care about me, though.
I think they care about Derius and Brothers Osborne.
But yes, I'm on, I'm playing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You are.
I know.
I say playing.
I'm doing jokes.
I'm doing comedy, and I'm playing some comedy songs.
And then I'm meeting fans.
I know a lot of you fans listening.
You're coming to Nashville for CMA Fest.
And Bobby is Friday at 2 p.m.
There's no reason to come from me.
If you're there while I'm there, that's great.
But they're real good people.
Keith Urban is Thursday at 1.30 p.m.
Good.
There you go.
Eric Pazley Saturday at noon.
There you go.
Some of our faves.
So Nickelodeon has renewed SpongeBob Squarepants for a 12th season.
Wow.
It's still going, huh?
Still going.
The 26 new episodes will debut in 2019.
And the 11th season will kick off later this summer.
So, dang.
It's a funny show.
I know.
It's one of your favorites.
Because I go to sleep and Nick at night on it.
I come up and wake up in the morning and Nick's on.
And it's SpongeBob.
Yeah, it's good for kids or adults.
Anyway, another season.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 Second Skinny.
Can we stop making stories out of things that aren't stories?
Sometimes I think people just want to create controversy.
Like what?
For no reason.
Joel Osteen.
I follow him on Twitter.
Sometimes he tweets some really motivational stuff.
He's at the University of Texas graduation.
He puts up the hookum horn sign.
That's not the devil sign.
And everybody's like, oh, Joel Osteen, the guy we look to for spirituality advice is putting up the devil horns.
Wait, what?
I'm telling you, Amy, I roll my eyes alone.
That's how stupid it was.
Because you usually roll your eyes in front of people.
Yeah.
I rolled them alone.
That's how stupid this.
But people are upset because they were like, no, Joel Osteen and his wife, they put up the devil sign in a picture.
They're trying to send a message.
Oh.
No.
That's not the case at all.
They went to the graduation of their son.
Of their son.
It's the gesture that if you're a longhorn,
you take your two middle fingers and you put them out in the front.
You take your thumb and you put them under the two fingers
and then you do the devil horns.
That's the hook of horns.
Isn't that also like the rock and roll?
It's the every, yes.
And you can also turn it to hang loose if you take the thumb and spread it out.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, did you know the sign actually means cattle?
Longhorn, get it?
I do.
Okay.
It's just not a story.
And it's all over the news.
People are upset about it.
Yeah, no.
Now I'm looking at it.
I'm like, oh my goodness.
Just a heads up.
It's a long horn.
People are so weird.
People are so dumb.
People are so dumb.
Last night on the voice, Chris Stapleton showed up.
Like, he just showed up out of nowhere.
Like, guys, I like to play on the voice.
No, he was there.
He played.
Here's some Chris doing either way.
The clip ended, so I just finished.
Oh, that was you finishing it?
Oh, you couldn't tell the difference.
No, I didn't even know you hit the clip.
Oh, that's cool.
And then last night on the voice, they did have a winner.
And his name is...
It's not a spoiler because it's a reality show.
It's not a movie.
But in case people are waiting.
Chris Blue, and he performs his original song, Money on You.
Anyone watch the show?
I don't know anything about him or what kind of music he sings.
But he was on Alicia.
Team Alicia.
It was a big winter last night.
Little Big Town was on.
Karen Fairchild was going to come and do the Bobbycast tonight, but she had the voice.
And I was like, come on.
Why would you leave my house podcast to go to the finale of the voice?
Where are your priorities here?
So, but yeah, congratulations to old Chris Blue.
Lady A performed on Dancing with the Stars last night.
That was another finale.
Very good.
I have a proposal story.
I've never heard of someone proposing like.
this, I'll let you decide
awesome
or
not awesome.
Okay.
Awesome or
I know I try it.
Awgarten.
A bacon camp is happening.
In Ann Arbor, Michigan, it's a five-day
bacon camp.
You go.
Bacon.
Bacon classes. A pig roast.
Bacon baked meals.
It's all about bacon.
It's camp.
You really got to love bacon.
Yeah.
Yeah, you do.
There's also a bacon open mic night where people can perform songs about their love of meat.
And of course, plenty of thick-cut bacon samples to go around.
Oh, my.
So it's in Michigan.
So I'm going to ask you this.
I'm not much of a bacon guy.
I like bacon.
But I don't love bacon.
What kind of camp would you go to?
You get to make whatever little niche you want it to make.
And I thought about this.
And I was like, if they had a 90 sitcom camp where I got to go talk and just hang out with, like,
Like the people from Full House, the people from step by step.
Yeah.
Even like Raymond, early 2000s, I put that, King of Queens.
Like, I get to go ask questions about all the shows that I watched.
I would like to go to 90s sitcom camp.
Okay.
Small Wonder.
Yeah.
Oh, that was a good way.
It's a good show.
What kind of camp would you go to?
I go to some sort of wellness camp, like mind, body, spirit.
That exists, though.
That's a real thing.
Yeah.
You can go this weekend.
Yeah, but it's expensive.
Amy's like, I would go to church camp.
No, I've been.
They happen.
Okay, okay, okay.
Stop, but these kind are expensive.
Like, you get to do all different kinds of things and they feed you.
They cook all your meals, like, healthy, and you leave their feeling fabulous and amazing and cleansed.
But that's a thing.
But it's too expensive.
I'd get to go for free.
Oh, okay.
You just want a free ticket.
Yeah.
For an existing camp.
Free wellness camp for Amy.
They do have, like, baseball.
camps too so if you're a sports fan you can go.
For adults. Yeah. And you go and play with like
old major leaguers. That's cool. That's cool. They have rock and roll
camps where like guitarists
from famous bands like four or five of them show up and you
play and learn music and you're playing a concert at the
end. Oh. So they have these nerdy
camps. Lunchbox, if you had a nerdy camp
that you could create, what would it be? Oh, it's easy. Teen
Mom Camp. Oh, that's creepy.
Yeah, that is from a creepy.
Do you like, what do you do?
What do you do at? Teen Mom Camp.
I mean, I really don't know what you do at Teen Mom
Camp. I guess you just meet all teen moms and
out. You mean teen mom the TV show, not just random teen moms. So not 16 and pregnant. The teen
moms got it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't mean like random teenagers that are pregnant. Like I don't
want to go with them. Now that I'm saying it out loud, it sounds a little bit creepy. So we'll
change it to real world camp. Okay, real. I'll go to real world. Eddie, what about you?
Oh, mine would be the opposite of Amy's. It would be pizza camp. Oh. Yeah, or we learn about making
all kinds of pizza and eating all kinds of pizza.
Man. Yes. That sounds fun.
Thin crust or thick crust?
Thick crusts.
Always.
It's too brety, man.
It would be fun if we could all go to each other's camps together.
I don't want to go to your camp.
Amy, yours already exists.
Somebody just fell down.
Send me to that camp.
Do you know what I was?
Yeah.
So a wellness camp?
Yeah.
I'll sign you up right now.
Yeah.
I know a birthday present for you now.
Yeah.
I'm not going to get it for you.
Which, by the way, my birthday present from Amy,
she got me some shoes, I've now put them in a trophy case.
If you go to my Snapchat, I check it on on my Yeezy sometimes.
I just do check in.
It's Bobby Bone Show on Snapchat.
I got a trophy case for them.
And when I'm not wearing them, I put them in the trophy case.
So you can follow me on Snapchat.
Bobby Bones show.
And there they are for the world to see.
Under a lamp.
A man convinced his surgeon to hire the wedding ring inside his stomach wound.
He then asked his girlfriend to change the dressing before she spotted the ring in the wound.
So this is the game of
Is this awesome or awkward?
Hold on, let me give you more of this.
The video shows are pulling out the ring
while she's switching the dressing.
Like the white, you know.
Gauze.
Yeah.
She sees it, she pulls it out and she starts crying.
By the way, she's also a nurse.
Oh.
Okay.
So she cleanses the ring and is like, okay.
Yes.
He has a hole in his body.
Has the ring put into the hole in his body?
She sees the ring, pulls it out of his body, and goes, yeah, yes.
Awesome or awkward, Amy.
I guess now that I know she's a nurse, I just went from awkward to awesome.
So because she's a nurse.
Yeah, because she's used to handling stuff like that.
Obviously, it's not weird for her.
That's part of her everyday job.
To put the ring in a wound, you say is awesome.
Yes.
Okay.
Go into the chapel and we're going to get a little.
Lunchbox.
This is the easiest question
you've ever asked.
The most creative proposal
I've ever heard, it is awesome.
I just don't like putting
things inside your body holes.
Yeah.
That to me.
Yeah, but you're not a nurse.
I know.
Imagine if you're a nurse.
Taking quite the risk
as that surgeon too.
To put a metal object
inside someone's wound.
Yeah.
You think they have to really sanitize
that thing.
Yeah.
Listen, it is creative.
And the problem is now every guy's got to be the next super creative thing or you get disappointed.
Like if you don't do something creative.
I'm good if my husband doesn't do that.
He didn't going to do all that.
But I mean, if I was a nurse, if I did that to my husband, he'd pass out.
I'm going to lean on awkward.
Yeah.
Just because there's a natural hole in the body that piece of metal gets crammed in.
I'm glad they liked it.
I'm good with that.
I mean, is that what prompted it?
Because I don't think he planned for the wound, you know?
Was he like?
We never do.
going to get mad
That was his plan before that
If he intentionally hurt himself
To do that
Then awkward
Or no I'll go awesome then
Because that's commitment
And that's what you guys want
Commitment
The Bobby Bones
Bobby Bones show
Top Gun 2 is happening
Tom Cruise announced
Top Gun 2
Is that the longest ever
Between sequels?
Holy cow
It's a long time
Very, very, very long time.
Rumors of a Top Gun, too.
Please say it's true.
It's true.
Really?
Yeah, it's true.
Really?
Yes.
When?
Tom.
It's true.
When?
It's true.
Are you allowed to say when?
Can you give us a hint?
You know what?
I'm going to start filming it probably in the next year.
So what I'm going to come to you guys for in a bit, you wish they'd make a sequel to
blank.
Or?
Oh.
The best sequel of all time.
Which one would you rather do?
Oh.
Which sequel?
do we make. Okay. Okay, because pretty
woman.
Don't you want to know where they ended up? I never saw
the first one. Think of a new one, Amy.
Okay, I'll think of a new one.
You don't even know that's what I was going to say. So that's it.
You wish they'd make a sequel to blank.
Got it. Okay. Oh, you weren't going to say
pretty woman? Yeah, I really wonder what Vivian's
doing, though. Did they have kids?
Is she the...
She's a pretty woman, Viv.
Streetwalker?
She fell on
hard times and unfortunately had to
work
Hollywood Boulevard.
It's a weird movie, man.
It is a weird movie.
It is a weird movie.
It really is.
How about, oh, you know, we should bring up
what?
And we should just bring it out.
We've been doing Amy's
Kid Tracker because she told us 60 days
until the kids get here.
You guys remember that?
Yeah.
Like the Pizza Tracker.
Like the pizza tracker.
Yeah, yeah.
It was Amy's Bip, by the way.
That was not.
The tracker?
Yes.
Okay, fine.
I maybe made a joke like, hey, it's the kid
tracker.
Yes.
And so I was like, that's a great idea.
Let's do the kid tracker.
And every day we'll track the kids.
Like Santa tracker, pizza tracker.
Yeah, why not?
We're getting close.
So we can't do the bit anymore.
Why not?
I'll let Amy tell why.
Well, because apparently there's been some miscommunication and trackers a little off.
So now we're back into the months and not like the days.
Like it's only fun to do a tracker when it's like, you know, we were doing like 40 days,
38 days.
And so it's just not cool to track like six months.
She doesn't know now.
Now we don't know.
And now we're back to this.
I feel like it's so, I can't even tell you how many times I've heard the words.
Yeah, probably just another six months from now.
I've heard that so many times.
And then there was an email that came to us that I don't know that wasn't a mistake that gave a breakdown of a timeline and kind of indicated that's where we were in the timeline.
so we added up those days and it was 60 days.
And clearly that was just misunderstanding.
So now we're...
It's been four years.
I know.
And so, yeah, I know.
Even next song break, I guess,
I'm going to be sending off an email
that has to do with us being in like
a possible six to eight month time period.
But we're working on it.
We're figuring it out.
Legit, have an email right now to the...
It's like talking to some dude at the U.S.
embassy, but I don't know. I don't know. My kids actually, actually right now, literally,
they are, they have an appointment at the U.S. embassy in Haiti. Is there any way they can be here before?
I sure hope so. I am, I will do anything and everything. Like, they're at their little appointment
right now. I'm so happy for them. I'm sure they're like, what in the world? We're outside the
orphanage or at the embassy. And it's regarding their visas and passports. So, you know what? I'm just
going to keep moving forward. Are you mad about this? Um, yes. Yeah. Yeah, I'm frustrated. I'm tired of it.
I'm sad. But I have to look at the bigger picture and I'm trying to see like what what down the
line am I going to be thankful that we had this extra time? Is there something with the kids that
there have been? Like, I don't know the bigger picture. But oftentimes when things don't go our way
later in life, we're able to look back and be like, okay, you know what?
I either learned from that, I grew from that, or I'm glad it happened that way because X, Y, Z.
I don't know what that is yet.
So yes, right now I'm living in the frustration of it.
Hey, dear, that.
But I'm trying to come out the other side.
But you know what?
My friend came to work this morning and he brought me a birthday pop.
Cake pop.
Cate pop.
Bobby went to Starbucks this morning and got us cake pops.
Well, Amy and I were talking last night.
We probably talked for an hour last night.
And yesterday.
Yesterday.
And like, I know you're being, you're smiling and telling the story.
Yeah.
But I know you're hurting inside.
And we, and yeah.
And Amy, I don't really eat cake that much.
But I was like, we should have a cake pop.
Because I just care about you.
And I know that it stinks.
Thank you.
And so.
But it's good.
We're sort of moving forward.
We're not, I mean, I guess we're sort of moving backwards with the kid tracker.
But we're moving forward.
I did love the kid tracker.
I got to be honest.
Hey, maybe we'll bring it back.
We'll bring the kid tracker back.
I'm joking right now.
But all seriously, like my heart hurts for you.
Yeah.
It really does.
It's hard for me, too, to see my husband that way.
Like, normally he has it all together.
Like, yesterday he did not have it together.
But I loved seeing that he was passionate about it, but it's definitely hard.
It was really weird to see you, the one in control, and him, the one that was really upset.
Yeah.
It just shows, though, in relationships, when someone goes somewhere, the other one usually
takes that other spot.
Period.
I mean, if it's a tragedy,
if it's usually when something crazy,
and you're in this,
it can be best friends,
it can be husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend,
there's this, when something happens
and someone freaks,
like someone, the other ones usually,
just science, the one that is able to,
hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and you did that yesterday
and it was weird because usually you're the one
that's really emotional in a good way.
Yeah.
But, now, yeah, I hate that.
I'm going to move off of it,
but I hate that for you.
Hit it. What do we got? A song?
Well, because really, honestly, I need to send this email.
Okay, send the email.
We're talking about movies that need a sequel.
Because Top Gun 2 is coming out.
Tom Cruise said it.
So what movies need a sequel?
Hey, Caleb.
Yeah, what's up, dude?
What do you think, man? What movie needs a sequel?
I would love to see Breakfast Club 2 when they head back to school on Monday.
What actually happened?
if they did that now though
I don't even know they're all alive
like today
because they do it today
you would have liked to have seen
way back in the day you're saying
yeah
like a follow-up should have happened
because if you do it now
they're all grandparents
that's like the
four o'clock dinner club
thank you Eddie
that's funny
I like it
appreciate that buddy
by the way I'm on tour
funny and alone
is that what we've
No.
Sometimes, no.
Kate.
Yeah.
In Alabama.
What's happening?
Right.
What movie do you think needs a sequel?
Shawshank Redemption.
It would be good to know what happens on a beach.
Yeah.
They get together.
Yeah.
It might be boring because they might be laying around the whole time.
Watching the water.
Telling stories.
Yeah.
I think Forrest Gump needs one.
I think we need to follow that kid a bit and see how him and Forrest lived
their life. So I go Forrest Gump. Let's go over to Martin and Macon. Hey, Martin.
Hey, what you think, buddy?
Castaway. Yeah, because at the end, when you're like, okay, what's the ending? I'd like to know what he did, right?
Yeah, he just, he's standing in the middle of a four way and nothing. Yeah, he's just like,
I like movies and I like that. Don't get me wrong because you get to use your own imagination.
It doesn't give you, like life never gives you a real answer. So why do we expect movies to always give
us a real answer. But
I'd like a real answer. I want to know what he did.
Sure. You need a follow-up.
Amy, what's your sequel? Well, I'm not letting
y'all mess with me. I thought about doing dirty dancing.
Now, the reboot is coming on TV, but
that's not a sequel. However,
you just made a good point. Patrick Swayze
is not alive. Maybe tough.
So I really feel like maybe they should have done it
back then.
Pretty woman!
Let's go! But you can still
follow her. Maybe she's raising a kid.
That's right. Maybe she's
doing this whole thing to help get women off the streets.
Like, it could be a whole thing because her Prince Charming rescued her.
It could be like Aaron Brockovich, which she was also in too, where she's helping people.
Yes.
Yeah.
Lunchbox, what sequel do you make?
Jerry McGuire, because you don't know what happens.
I mean, she gets out of the moving truck and do they live happily ever after?
Does he make a career out of that one client or does he end up losing that client when he retires and he doesn't ever build up his business?
Yeah, I want to know.
Does his manifesto work?
I want to know.
Interesting.
I also want to know what happens to Armageddon.
I want to know what happens to her and Ben Affleck.
Because, you know, Bruce said peace out.
There's not Armageddon, too?
I don't think so.
Okay, probably not.
I don't know.
Probably just another movie about something like that.
Like a lot of them.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Eddie, what would you make?
I want to go with Rudy.
I want to see, I mean, he had such a great college career.
I want to see what he did with his life.
That's real life.
Does he go to the NFL?
No, no, no.
That's a real movie.
I think he's in jail.
Oh, what?
Then we need to get on this quick.
Oh, yeah, then we definitely need a sequel.
But that's a real-life thing.
Hey, it's still a sequel.
Let's go.
Gosh, I didn't know what it ended like that.
Locked up, Notre Dame.
It's one of the MSNBC series.
Yeah.
Where they go talk to them?
That's terrible.
Yes.
Why is he in jail?
He may not be in jail, but he got a lot of legal trouble.
Lunchbox, look that up for me, please.
Thank you.
I was watching Carly Pierce's Instagram story,
and it was the first time she'd ever heard her song on
Nashville Radio.
Oh, mm-hmm.
And, you know, she was driving down the road and she Instagrammed it.
She has a song.
Remember me telling you about the song a few weeks ago?
Yep.
I hear it. I sing it.
Yeah?
You sing it?
I sing it.
I Instagramed it too.
Every little thing.
Oh, it's in your will house.
Oh, I remember every little thing.
Dang.
It's crazy because she sort of wishes she doesn't remember it, but yeah, she remembers every little thing.
Anyway, I always.
I like it when people
show their first time
on the radio.
Yeah, it's cool.
That's really cool.
Because you're like, oh, wow, they're real.
That's like their real life.
They're getting to finally hear their song on the radio.
We're getting to watch it.
After that.
What do we do before Instagram and stuff?
Before we got to watch everything.
No idea.
But I'll follow her.
She's opening my comedy shows.
So for the next leg.
So I'll be in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
And Baton Rouge, if you guys want to see her.
I mean, if you don't want to see me,
you can see her because she's really good.
Mm-hmm.
I've seen her.
She's good.
And you've seen me enough.
You're good.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I appreciate that.
You're funny.
I laughed.
Yeah.
People ask what's funny and alone.
It's just funny without you guys.
Yeah.
It's not I'm lonely.
I mean, sometimes I am, but that's not the whole thing.
Selena Gomez's boyfriend?
Yeah.
He spells the name not even fully.
It's the weakened.
He spells it W-E-E-E-K-N-D.
The weekend.
Yeah.
What's up with that?
Well, I don't know.
But he bought a house for.
are $20 million.
This is a good song.
I don't even know what he says that.
I like it.
And this one here.
Oh, yeah, he's a good song.
He dropped $20 million on a house.
Are you kidding me?
So I went through all the pictures of it.
I'm fascinated with how people's houses are and what they do.
Like, when someone puts up Instagram and it's like, hey, look at me, but their houses
behind them, I zoom in on their house.
I know.
So I went through like 20 pictures.
It's got a home theater, a wine cellar, a music lounge, a gym.
He spent $20 million.
on this house. The weekend.
If you could add one, like he's got all that, the wine cellar, the gin, the whatever.
Like, if you could add one crazy kind of addition to your house, something special like that,
what would you choose?
Maybe a recording studio.
That's...
A gym would be the easy answer, but probably a recording studio.
Okay.
Because then I would never leave.
You guys are already worried about me building a studio in my house and never come to work.
Yeah.
Like, that's already a concern amongst the room.
That's true.
I'm just never going to leave my house except to go do stand-up comedy shows.
That's it.
We got 20 million down.
I can feel my face when I'm with you.
I love it.
My face when I'm with you.
I was thinking about you last night, Amy and I were talking,
probably for like an hour last night.
And we said the kid tracker is off
because there's been a hiccup in her adoption.
And again, she just doesn't know.
I know.
It's fine.
You just don't know right now.
Working on it.
We did know.
Now we don't.
And I would encourage you to listen back to the podcast
if you want to hear that story.
But so what I do,
this is kind of how I work on the show at night.
I'll go and I'll just kind of write down my whole day, right?
Like what I did and try to find things.
There's anything to talk about within my day and make a whole list.
And I listed the whole things out.
And we just finished talking about your life.
Like probably you and I were talking about your life.
So I'm listening to all these things on.
And it's like 11 things.
I try to find things to talk about.
Every single thing I talk about is work.
I have nothing.
There's no balance.
And last night it came to me.
The realization finally hit me that I'm fine with it.
My balance is fine.
Okay.
I have no balance.
But what about your girlfriend?
Didn't talk to her at all.
Wait, what? I did.
Are we talking to FaceTime for like 30 seconds?
Usually we'll talk at night.
Okay.
But she's recording a record.
About our steps.
Oh, yeah, you're Fitbits.
I'm glad you're talking to her, so I don't have to talk about that.
No problem.
But I didn't even talk to her last night.
Okay.
She's busy.
But she's working.
Yeah?
I think that's part of why our relationship's really good.
It's because she's into her work.
It's just she has a thing.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
She's driven.
Oh, is it a business.
board meeting for four hours yesterday.
Well, that's sort of not, that's work, but not like work.
That's your philanthropic side.
That way, it's not, uh, it's kind of philanthropic, not really.
Oh.
It's like a business thing.
Okay, work.
It's work.
It's work.
totally cool with this. Like everybody tells me I should find more balance. I'm good.
Did you work out yesterday? I have time.
I don't have time. I know. But I'm, my girlfriend and I are going to go to Atlanta and watch Chris
Rock. No, she's in Atlanta right now. So you're going to go meet her? Yeah, I'm going to go meet her
this weekend and watch Chris Rock. That'd be fun. That'd be a lifey thing. Like two life things a week
and I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. You got it? I need to balance.
What a two life things? A week. A week. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. All right.
Right, two life things a week.
This writer, Nicole Gallion.
I like her.
I'd met her until last night.
But she wrote, you know, we were us.
She wrote Automatic.
But even before that, you have to hear her story.
It's on the Bobbycast.
It's, she goes on the voice.
And if I'm correct, hey, Mike D.
Mike D. produced it.
Make sure my story's right on this.
She meets Ray Lynn and convinces Ray Lynn to go on the voice, right?
Well, they met together on the voice.
They met out on the same season.
She was on the voice as a singer?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So they go the same season.
They become friends there on the voice.
They're both from Nashville.
They go and they get on the voice.
She gets kicked off in like the boxing rematch.
Right.
Right.
And so, but her and Ray Lynn are friends.
She knows Ray Lynn.
So Ray Lynn then knows Natalie Hemby.
Yeah.
Who's a writer who then knows Miranda.
Then they write automatic.
And it's like this whole chain reaction of crazy things.
Wow.
Yeah, it's really cool.
What's weird is before you had her on, I don't even know how I ended up on her Instagram page, but like a week ago, I definitely Instagram stalked her.
Because when you posted a picture of her, I was like, why does she look so familiar to me?
And then I clicked on her Instagram page from your link.
And I was like, oh my gosh, I insta stalked her last week.
It's weird how you end up on people's pages.
She's cool.
Search Bobby Cass.
Mike, I think she told Ray Linda go on the voice.
I don't think they just met.
I think she convinced her to go on the voice.
And because she convinced her to go on the voice.
I did see Raylan on her Instagram
Yeah, basically Raylan's whole record with her
Yeah
So anyway, it's good
I like the songwriter stories
I could be wrong on that
I should go back and listen to it
Yeah, homework
More work
How was your interview by the way
With the newspaper?
It was good
They were interviewing about adoption?
Yeah
And they came to the house
And I guess he's worked with you before
So he's really thorough
I like that about him
And he said it'd probably take an hour
And he was there for over two hours
I bet you is because of you
not because of him.
I started to think, like, I don't know if that was his fault or mine.
And then I was like, shoot, probably my fault.
What they talked to you about?
Because there was a Tennessean.
I mean, we went, we took it all the way back.
I mean, we sat down.
It was about adoption and then the show.
And then he was like, so tell me about your childhood.
I'm like, what?
We took it all the way back.
He's good.
So I think the article is going to run in the Sunday paper.
Oh, this coming up?
Yeah, this Sunday.
They were going to do it on Thursday.
But I guess his editor, whomever liked it so much that they decided to
do it for the Sunday paper. You must have nailed that interview. I don't know. Did you cry?
I did not. Oh. Had he come to my house about four days before probably would have cried.
I bombed an interview. Why? I just did a bad job. I went on Paul Fine Bombs radio show and I thought
it was going to be a sports guy. Okay. I really like a show. Mm-hmm. Afternoon show. Also on ESPN to
So how did you mess up? I thought it was like a three-minute hit. It was like a 10-minute hit. So I was
firing on all cylinders. I was like,
just doing all this talking.
And you got all your good stuff? And then everything was gone.
And then I didn't know it was such a long hit.
And then I had nothing else to say. So then I sort of like
just saying jokes from a comedy act. It was terrible.
Like I really failed this interview. And then you're like,
Bobbybonescom. And then I was like,
I'll be in Fort Wayne. Thanks, Pump, Pine, Bomb.
It was really bad. I was embarrassed.
Oh. Yeah. It's okay.
It's my fault. I should have known how long the interview was.
I was embarrassed by it. I felt like I let
him down. Your window of time on an interview
like that's called a hit? Yeah.
Okay.
If you have on someone for 10 minutes, you can talk longer and, like, get it more in depth.
I thought it was a quick hit.
I don't know.
Quick hit.
It was terrible.
Can we go back and listen?
No.
No, I shouldn't have said that.
Nobody got to listen to it.
Don't do that.
I have to hear Amy and Lindsay, my girlfriend, talk about their steps all the time.
They're Fitbits.
And apparently I can look at my phone and tell how many steps I've taken.
I'm taking about 400 or something today.
That's a lot, huh?
I'm doing good.
Yeah, that means maybe you've gone to the bathroom here a few times.
Oh, I can actually see.
all my steps for my year.
What's the goal that you guys try to do?
10,000.
I can scroll and see every day.
Okay, okay.
Have you ever hit 10,000?
Hold on.
Let me look at the last few days.
Yesterday I hit 1,300.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let me see it all time high.
Dang, you need to park further away at the grocery store.
I'm not doing stupid stuff.
Yeah, you need to take the stairs, not the elevator.
Also, when I work out, my phone goes into the locker.
This isn't including your workout.
This is your steps.
It should.
It's not.
The most steps I ever have that scroll down through all these days,
5,400 on March 24th.
I must have been feeling extra Randy that day.
March 24th, what were you up to?
Oh, 6,000 on February.
I have no 10,000.
There's no way.
You guys are out of your mind walking all these steps.
Everybody loves it.
I have an 8,000 day on December 23rd.
Oh, that was like Christmas eating.
Delivering presents to all the kids.
Wait, what did you do for Christmas again?
I walked all the houses and all the little boy and girls.
You were delivering presents.
Here, love, Jimmy.
Your Christmas Carol.
Here, Todd.
Yeah.
Well, I wish you a Merry Christmas.
Try to get my steps.
Oh, you and you get your steps.
That's funny.
I try to be healthy, but not that way.
You're going to get, trust me, if you get on this train.
I'm not getting on the train.
I don't want a ticket.
You're close.
I can tell.
I'm out.
Okay.
I'm not.
I can tell.
You're close.
So, Eddie went to have dinner last night.
Do we don't need to do they wear, right?
No, I prefer not to.
Okay.
And so he buys some macaroni and cheese for the kids and a kid.
came back green and it wasn't supposed to be green.
It had green spots on it and I was like...
Like green chilies?
No.
That's what I thought.
No, this was just regular mac and cheese.
And my wife said, that's mold.
No.
That looks like mold.
Okay.
And I looked at it and I looked at it very clearly and I said, yep, that's mold for sure.
So we called the waiter over.
Waiter said, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Let me take it back.
And he comes back like 10 seconds later.
He's like, you know what?
The head chef says that's not mold.
That's just a mark that the aluminum pan makes.
I'm like, what aluminum pan makes green spots on your mac and cheese?
So I just went for it.
I'm like, I'm not paying for this.
Ooh, dang, Beyonce.
They took down like 90% of the mac and cheese.
They were like full.
Wait, why not all?
It's either all or nothing.
That's when we spotted the mold.
That's when we were like, you're not eating anymore.
They had mold on this.
Oh, they had taken it down.
They had eaten it.
Oh, I thought you meant, like they took the price 90% off.
No, no, no.
The kids had eaten like 90% of the bowl.
Okay, go ahead.
And then that's when like I stopped it.
And they were like, well, no, sir, that's not mold, so you're not going to get it for free.
Oh, I don't know.
And I'm like, well, I don't want your green stained mac and cheese from a pan then.
I want that for free.
How does it end up?
I mean, how do you think this ended up?
I don't know that.
I feel like they probably thought Eddie's one of these scammers that gets his kids to come in and eat all their meal.
He's like, I see green.
So I feel like they probably gave you the mac and cheese for free.
Here's the rule.
They didn't comp the whole meal, but.
Listen, I waited tables for years, right?
Let me tell you the rule.
it should be the rule.
If Judge Common Sense ruled the restaurants,
if you're going to give somebody something free
because of a mess up, like macaron and cheese,
you give them the whole meal.
Or you stand behind that nothing's wrong
and you get nothing for free.
Wow.
You don't give them one side dish for free.
What's the use?
Mac and cheese.
Come on.
If nothing's wrong, then the whole meal is comped.
Wow, I agree with that.
If something's not, though, you get nothing combed.
So what happened?
So they took off the mac and cheese, but that's it.
even if something comes back and it looks funny
and how it's supposed to look that's wrong
I agree
then get a new pot or pan
because it shouldn't be staining your mac and cheese green
I agree with you that one
yeah man that was I was like
daddy mode there like
oh stop it
not really but I try to scare them a little bit
it worked you got your mac and cheese for free
I got the mac and cheese for free
it was like $2.99
They did this whole study
on how they want people to start paying on flights
to lean their seat back.
No.
That's what people are getting in fights on planes.
People are leaning their seat back.
And then people are like, yeah, you're in my space.
They punch the seat,
then all of a sudden they're punching each other.
So the thing is, most Americans don't fly that often.
Maybe once or twice a year.
Maybe, right?
Yeah, maybe.
But you get on there, you feel disrespected
because somebody's leaning back into your space
so you kick the seat.
Next thing you know, you're in a Hawaiian shirt,
fistfighting on a southwest flight
pulling into, you know, Paducaa.
It's on Padoca.
And it's on YouTube.
You know?
And so now they're like, okay, $39 is what they're considered fee is for some of these airlines to lean a seat back.
Okay.
That's ridiculous, but okay.
That's just part of, if you have a seat that leans back, that's all your space.
That's right.
You get that space.
Yeah.
That's your space you get.
There should be no fights over it.
You shouldn't kick somebody's seat for leaning back because you can also lean your seat back to make up the space they just took from here.
That's right.
Why are people not common-sensed?
And how are airlines going to be?
charge for it. Please.
They can charge for anything. They're going to start charging, like, bringing karyons on.
They're going to pay to install. You've got buttons on every seat.
So now they're going to, like, pay to put something to keep you from using the button unless you paid the 39.
Or disable the button like they do the ashtrays.
They're still ashtrays on airfries.
I've been on somewhere.
Those are the airplane you don't want to be on that still have the ashtrays.
Oh, Lee.
So this Abby Lee Miller from dance moms.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not familiar with her.
she's going to jail.
Going to jail.
Okay, so she has to serve 366 days in prison.
Yeah.
She says that she should probably be taking a self-defense class, but she hasn't yet.
Because she's going to jail?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, wow.
Her biggest fear is losing her personality.
Yeah, that's part of jail.
Yeah.
Losing your personality.
Yeah, losing all your freedoms and rights.
For sure.
Is she going to that white-collar kind of jail, though, where you get to play tennis?
I don't know.
Because I think she doesn't attack fraud or something.
I'm not out here taking karaoke.
Carriott.
karaoke. She's taking the wrong class.
I'm not in self-defense, so maybe I should be.
And so she has money
so she can get prepared for this. So she's not there yet.
But yeah, that's what prison does. It breaks you
down and puts you back to your simplest form. So when you come out, maybe you
are reformed. They don't want you coming out exactly like you went in.
No, they don't. What does she think is supposed to happen in prison?
You're coming out of a bigger character? Like, I'm going to go
spend a year in here, and I'm going to come out.
you think I'm crazy now?
Why'd like you get out of prison?
No.
I don't know she is.
Be crazy though.
Like I want to watch the show now.
Sometimes I think it'd be awesome
and just like get put away somewhere.
Don't.
Don't.
Amy.
So are you scared about going to prison?
Yes.
Yeah.
What frightens you the most?
That I won't be permitted
to be productive.
My philosophy is people never change.
Yeah.
I don't think people change at all they are when they are.
I think certain events and certain
That's crazy.
People change.
Not reality
Yeah
Uh huh
Big things
Make people change
Some people have big things
Drastic events happening
In people's lives
Change the structure of someone
Yeah
Traumatic things
Yeah
And I want to go back to you
Going to jail
I'm in
For how long?
Wait
She's at least got to do six months
Easy
Like
That's easy time
Solitary confinement
No no no
You do gym pop
Yeah I'll do gin pop
But I mean think about it
You don't have to, like, worry about anything.
Yeah, you do.
You got to worry about everything.
Yes, you do.
You like, wake up.
You do what you're told.
You eat your meal.
You hang out in your room.
You get to read.
Okay.
Yeah.
Nobody's bothering you.
Okay.
All right.
I follow Forbes on Twitter.
Mm-hmm.
And I saw somebody I know pop up on Forbes.
Who?
Kendra Scott.
So I know Kendra Scott.
Joel, I've known Kendra for years.
Kendra Scott used to set up a table.
I said the radio station.
And, like, sell.
jewelry from a tiny table.
I like Kendra a lot personally.
I don't know if she's worth $50 million now.
Wow.
It popped up on Forbes.
That's not bad.
Not bad.
Like, shout out, Kendra Scott.
Like, we talk about self-made people.
Like, I remember watching Kendra Scott hustle.
Like, from her car.
Make the stuff put on table.
Like, one of those tables, too, you pull out for the school.
You take the legs out.
The folding table.
Yes.
And then be like, there would be an email.
They'll go out to the whole office.
Be like, hey, Kendra Scott is here with her jewelry.
if anyone wants to come to the table and look at it.
Yeah.
And then we watch it slowly grow and go to one city.
And then Nordstrom.
And they're $40.
She's worth $50 million.
Wow.
Holy cow.
Shout out Kendrick, because that was like hard work.
Amazing.
It's all the rage.
Hard work?
No, it ain't.
No, her jewelry.
Oh, I was it hard work, not the rage.
Nobody wants to work hard for anything anymore.
No, and what I love about her, too, is her, she's very philanthropic.
Oh, yeah.
She gives back up.
Yeah.
Well, I like her, too.
involved.
Listen, and I know her, and I didn't know she's worth $50 million.
That's a cool thing, too.
Well, and that says a lot, too, yeah.
I thought she probably more like $49 million.
I don't know, 50.
Dang.
So I saw that, I thought it was $49, but $50.
Always take you a second, huh?
You're funny.
Thank you.
Well, that's even that funny.
Eddie's talking about eating bee pollen, and you're the person to ask about this
Amy.
Yes.
What do you know about it?
Love it.
Is it because your allergies?
Yes.
Yeah, I got bad allergies, and I've always heard that local honey helps.
So I went to a beekeeper.
and I found local honey and I bought it
and she said you should probably try this bee pollen.
It's like that's what part of the honey is
what makes you better, I guess
immune to your allergies.
I mean, I would do, you could do like
a little spoonful a day mix it with some coconut
oil. It's really tasty. Or sprinkle
it in your smoothies. Oh boy. The suit
to say you're over here. Wow. Can I sprinkle it
on my pizza? Sure.
However you want to consume it. Can I put it in my twinky?
I'm just scared I'm going to like take a
spoonful and then like break out in hives or something.
Oh, like a B-I.
Like a, oh.
No pun intended.
Oh, I just got handed this.
Hold on.
Okay.
We're talking about FitBits and Steps.
By the way, my girlfriend texted me.
She's listening in, like, Atlanta.
She was like, you only took your highs.
Because I don't know how many steps I take.
I don't know.
What do I care?
And so she's making fun of how many steps I take.
But I was going to hand to this story.
In the future, the Fitbit will be directly connected to your health provider and insurance information.
Also, now health insurance companies will offer up to $1,500
dollars participants who reach fitness goals recorded by Fitbit.
That's awesome.
I would cheat.
I would lay in the bed and just shake it.
Yeah.
I think that's what my dad must be doing.
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
My dad's 76 and he just texted me saying, he said, hey girl, 840 this morning.
I just finished 15,000 steps.
That's impossible.
Boom.
My goal is $1 million for the day.
I don't think he's doing it right.
Here's one.
More and more women are shaving their faces.
Amy does this.
Yes.
Yeah.
Amy's got that shadow
pops out sometimes.
No, it is not.
It's peach fuzz.
Stores are starting to place
after shave and face shave
and cream next to women's razors.
That's a gimmick.
You don't need the after shave.
You just...
How often do you shave your face over there?
Every couple of days.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Did you get a bit?
And you know, when I first talked about it...
You and your husband shaved together
in the morning?
No, we have a rule in the house.
He does not want to see me do it.
It's a rule.
It's like my girlfriend.
If he walks in, he's like, ah!
I don't want to hear...
I don't want to talk in to me while she's the P's.
Like, that's our rule.
Like, don't talk to me.
That's just, you know, those rules.
All right, so are we making money Monday's a thing?
I just need to know.
Because people are asking about it.
It's where we pay lunchbox to try things.
Because if so, I'll just start bringing in the cash.
Money Mondays, are they a thing or not?
Yeah.
I love it. I love it.
I mean, I love money.
I got some, like I had called out because Matt Overton, who was playing for the Colts.
Now he's a free agent looking for a team.
But there was an Instagram of me sitting on my desk.
And I was holding the guitar because I gave way a guitar on my Snapchat.
Yeah.
My wallet's behind me.
And it is stuffed with cash for Money Monday.
When lunchbox was trying to drink the bottle of syrup for $100 bucks.
And it's like full of $5.
And so he was like, nice wallet, G.
And I was like, oh, no.
But if you look at the picture, like go to my Instagram, M.R. Bobby Bones.
That's the thing.
Who would even notice that?
But that's why we do money Mondays, we got to make it a thing.
Let's do it.
What are we actually going to pay me when I win these days?
You get it?
Yeah.
Lunchbox try to drink a whole bottle of maple syrup in 30 seconds.
Failed miserably.
Money Monday was unsuccessful this week.
Now, we probably won't do it.
Monday coming up because of Memorial Day.
I don't think that's up time and place for it.
But money Monday is I think or a thing.
And don't say I failed miserably.
I was actually very close to finishing the bottle of syrup and I came up a little bit short.
I mean, I just ran out of time.
It's funny his version of things.
I just want to know that we're going to pay the bets when we, you know.
I'll have the cash and lay it on the table.
I mean, because I need my wallet.
It's still packed.
Money, money.
Money Monday.
La la la la la la la.
Okay.
Let's see.
Here's your daily dose of cuteness.
This little girl realizes how hard it is to be a parent and decided she never wants to have kids.
Why don't you want to have kids?
What?
They're too naughty.
Why are you crying?
Okay, you don't have to have kids.
because they're too exhausting.
That's the truth.
Watching other kids.
I know.
We don't really talk about that in my relationship yet.
Kids, I know.
I don't think it's what we don't talk about it.
Like, I think eventually I want to have kids.
Here's the benefit, though, being a guy.
I'm not on a time table.
And it sucks.
It's unfair.
It's completely unfair.
Like, they're, like, Mick Jagger's popping out of kids.
Yeah.
In his 70s.
Yeah, women, we don't have that luxury.
Did you see they flew mice sperm to the moon or whatever and brought it back and it worked?
It worked.
It sounded like you said, my sperm.
Whoa, that's funny.
Did you?
No, mice sperm.
Yeah.
So they flew it to the moon and they brought it back.
And then they would just see if it would work.
Now, I know that they want to try this to humans.
I wouldn't want to be the recipient of the space sperm.
Who knows what it's doing?
Traveling that fast.
That's true.
Going through all that?
Yeah.
Yep.
Mice sperm.
Did they keep it on ice?
I don't know.
I just read it and thought it was pretty.
Because they do everything to mice first.
And how unfair for those mice?
Always mice.
Like you're the species that gets picked to have all the experiments done on you.
That sucks.
That's what they tell them when they're born.
We should spread it around.
I don't know.
Yeah.
There was a study I read the other day.
have no idea what they were. Did you see the guy? No, no, no. Let me stop you for a second.
There's a guy. Black dude had his, like, his lost penis, and they had to put a white penis on
him, like a surgical, and so he's getting it tattooed. A surgical? Yeah, they're attaching, and so
he's going to have a tattooed. First of all, I didn't know you could really do a penis transplant.
Yeah, I didn't think that was real. Like, I didn't know that was a real thing. And secondly,
that's a problem. Like, you're like, huh. Well, okay, also, yeah. Here's the thing.
Like, they're going to tattoo it before they put on him, right? I'd hope so. I don't know. Like,
I don't know. I was just blown away that would happen.
And is that like part of the donor list?
That's the only reason that I would talk about this because it's, you know.
It's past time.
I have so many questions.
Kids are in school.
Okay.
Is there a, I don't know.
I didn't know this is a thing.
There probably is.
It's not alive.
Right.
Wait, what?
Can you just have a dead one?
Well, some people are getting rid of this.
It's like organs.
It's like if you need a kidney or something, it's got to stay in ice instead.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Like, that's why they keep it in ice chests and they have to move it quickly.
because even organs you have to
Yeah
They can't just sit forever
Hey I'm out
That was a crazy story
That is crazy
That's all
I'll talk about anything else
Are you good
No I was in time
Hey money Monday I got an idea
Oh
What's the idea
I got it
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I also do a show from my house called The Bobbycast where songwriters come in.
And I was talking to Nicole Galleon.
And she wrote Automatic with Miranda Lambert.
Amongst others, but she talks about that song and the original motivation behind the song.
We had the title automatic, but it was going to be a love song.
Like nothing about us and our love came automatic.
the whole thing shifted to a story that Miranda told about Patty Lovelace telling her about all these artists in the 90s taking like quarters in a bag when they were on their tour bus when they were on tour because they would pull the tour bus over and have to do all their radio phoneers from payphones. That's where quarter and payphone came from which is the first line of the song and then it just kind of wrote itself from there.
So if you love songwriters, Nicole Gallion was at the house. It was episode 61, but that means there are 60 other episodes with artists and songwriters and all the music that we hear.
and the story's behind it.
So it's called the Bobbycast.
You can search that.
We'll see you on Thursday.
It's throwback Thursday tomorrow,
so we'll get to play some old school stuff,
and just appreciate you being here.
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