The Bobby Bones Show - Update On Bobby's CDL Test + Country Lyric Or Bumper Sticker? + Amy Talks With Tim McGraw And Tyler Hubbard

Episode Date: January 13, 2021

Bobby gives us a big update on his CDL test. Bobby reads a phrase and the show has to guess if it’s the lyrics to a country song or a slogan from a bumper sticker. Amy interviews Tim McGraw and Tyle...r Hubbard of Florida Georgia Line about their new song “Undivided” and has a question about Tim McGraw’s movie Roles. Bobby talks to Amy about her going bridesmaids shopping with Caitlin. He also talks about what Amy’s son is doing in the wedding. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:46 dot E-D-U-S-Military. All right. The Bobby Bones, Post-Show, Pre-show. Hey, you know when you try to take that picture back or like send it back for a refund and they said it's COVID we'll give you your money back but also keep the picture
Starting point is 00:03:02 that painting? Oh yes, yes, yes. The big artwork. And you thought it was so weird you were like giving me the money back and I'm keeping it? Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Well, there's a whole story that came out that retailers are doing this all over now. They're going to start doing this because they don't want stuff back. Love it. Yeah. By them taking it back
Starting point is 00:03:16 it's just cost them more money. Can you imagine that people are going to take advantage of this? Oh, I'm already looking up stores. Yeah, because like the restocking fee, the warehouse, like you think of all the things that ship,
Starting point is 00:03:25 but yeah, also it just was very, very obvious to me that I overpaid for this item. Some major retailers have an interesting new policy. We'll refund your unwanted returns. You can also keep them. Amazon has used to practice a little bit. Walmart has started to use artificial intelligence to help decide if it makes sense to have a customer physically return a product or not.
Starting point is 00:03:45 I got, same thing happened with just a little different of a story, but I ordered a set of pots and pans. I was given two, and they didn't want me to return the other box. and this was a whole set of pots and pans. So I just gave them away on my Instagram because they didn't want them back. Hey, you do caller 10. I know. I mean, it was awesome because,
Starting point is 00:04:06 but that's another similar example of it not being worth their time. Let me encourage you guys to check out too much to say with Kaylee Shore. She has a podcast episode called Big City, Small Town. She talks about some majorly awkward dating stories. The time Tinder forced her to hide
Starting point is 00:04:22 in the corner of a bar and what the term lumberjack sisters means. I don't know. Do you know what that means? Uh-uh. I don't either. Oh, wow, I'm reading the Urban Dictionary for it. Oh, you are?
Starting point is 00:04:34 Yeah. It's crazy. Funny. Check out too much to say with Kaylee Shore. It's a fantastic podcast. I hope you check it out. I hope you like it. Ray Mundo says he had a famous Uber driver.
Starting point is 00:04:47 What? Have you guys heard this story? No. What happened, Ray? Yeah, so I was riding this Uber. We were all wearing masks. It was totally safe. no worries on that one. And the dude was talking my head off. And apparently he had a song that
Starting point is 00:04:59 charted 30 years ago. He said he ended up following the rock and roll lifestyle, doing a little bit too much of this, much of that, not a lot of singing. And he ended up maybe doing some time in jail. And he said, now he found Jesus. But he did say at one point, he had a huge song in the 70s, 80s. And do you have the song? I do. Okay, hit it. And this is Clyde Herbert. And I fact checked him on Wikipedia. He was telling me the truth. Hey. And he said he still gets paid for it to this day. It's good.
Starting point is 00:05:37 I never heard it before. But it's good. But you checked to see if it as a chart hitter? Yeah, I got his name. The title of song is called Jam. Let's take it to the streets. And it was on there. He wasn't kidding.
Starting point is 00:05:48 How did that come up? Oh, he brought it up. He wanted to tell that story. The second I was in the car. Probably tells everyone. When you were driving Uber, what kind of conversations did you have with folks? None. I just, it was tough enough.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Honestly, looking at the GPS, trying to, to figure out these roads, these people are trying to tell me to go. Just trying to not get in an accident. That was my number one concern. I don't know how they multitask and talk at the same time. Speaking of music, I was going to play this for you guys. These metal covers by the band Bad Wolves. Okay?
Starting point is 00:06:17 Here is a cover. Here's a Chris Stapleton cover by a metal band. Amy grimaced, Eddie Laugh. That's pretty funny. But they're not doing it for fun. Oh. Like, there's a real cover. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Oh, no? No. Okay. How about Miley Cyrus? That one's pretty cool. I wouldn't listen to it myself, but I'm saying that for... Yeah, I mean, that one works. It's so heavy to me.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Yeah, it's heavy metal. I know. How about Taylor Swift? Pretty good. Amy ripped her headphones out. Hey, dude, that is legit. For that, that is good. Scuba used to sing in a scream-o rock metal band, right?
Starting point is 00:07:13 What do you think about that band? They're kind of a copy of five-finger death punch, so I don't really like them. Yeah, of course. Yeah. I don't like that either. Duh. Five-finger deathhead is awesome. Of course.
Starting point is 00:07:26 The punch? Stupid. Punch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty good there. I think that's it. I got to go get a haircut.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Oh, bam. I need one because, you know, it sucks. Now, the back, when it starts to get shaggy, this is gray back here. Oh, man. Not in my head, but like that. So if you grew it out, you'd have a gray mullet. That's cool. You can try that.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Think about it, at least. sucks. I hate it. Oh. Okay. Thank you for listening to the show. I hope you enjoyed today's radio show. This has been a little extra.
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Starting point is 00:11:48 Glad you're all here. Heck, glad I'm here. Where to start. So in different parts of the country, different parts of the world, there are different COVID rules about when you can go out. Heck, in the UK, they lock down again for a while because it got so bad. So here's the story. In Quebec, Canada, a four-week-long curfew has been implemented.
Starting point is 00:12:08 So you go out in daytime, do whatever. But you have to stay in your homes from 8 p.m. until 5 a.m. It keeps a lot of bar, business, restaurant business. And if you agree with it or not, that's not the point of the story. It's just that's the rule there, right? Well, there are a few exemptions to the rule. Essential workers who need to travel, obviously. And if you need to walk your dog,
Starting point is 00:12:29 because animals have to go pee and poop, right? One woman reportedly attempted to use the walking your dog part as an exemption for her own benefit because, according to the newspaper, she was fined after being stopped on the street walking her boyfriend on a leash. She was like, what? They wanted to go for a walk, so she just leased him up.
Starting point is 00:12:48 And he's a dog. And walked him. They claimed. the woman told police she was just out quote walking the dog oh boy so the article was shared on Twitter it went viral one person wrote is this real life this woman was issued a fine for walking her boyfriend on a leash after a curfew and i think it's funny she tried of course it is what's the fine it probably shouldn't be over 50 bucks well and how does he identify okay woke amy is back there she is woke amy is back everybody our new favorite character on the show
Starting point is 00:13:21 An employee of Hebo technology, it's a high-tech company, recently took social media to expose a practice where they talked about they have monitored seat cushions, meaning these gifts from the company were supposed to help them, stay healthy, by monitoring their vitals, offering healthy advice.
Starting point is 00:13:41 But in reality, the gift was a way for them to gather data on them. Breathing rate, heart rate, sitting posture. If they're getting up, and taking breaks for too long. HR knew the exact time she had been away from her desk via the smart cushions. Dang.
Starting point is 00:13:58 So what they really were doing, they were monitoring to see, uh-huh, let's see when you get up, how many breaks you take. Wow. Remember we were just talking about yesterday the day before,
Starting point is 00:14:07 about the bathroom break? Yeah. The company, it was like, hey, you get one bathroom break in day. Otherwise you pay $3. And so, but that's pretty sneaky. So when you get up,
Starting point is 00:14:17 get a little heavy box, put it on the smart cushion. You just simultaneously. My point is they didn't know they were being monitored. I know. They were told, hey, here's a gift for you. Wink, wink. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Have that it to help you with your life. But really, it was just them watching. It's like all these Alexis in our house. Hey, this is a really cool way to keep up with the world. Wink, wink, wink. As they watch every move and hear everything that we do. Glad you guys are here. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:14:42 This is voicemail number one from last night. Here you go. I have seen. We need to bring in drinks that are like, Spanish slash Mexican. I just wanted, like, you guys to give me your input and tell me what I should take
Starting point is 00:14:59 because I have no idea. I feel like it'd be interesting to hear what Eddie, Mike D's, and Ray's responses. Also, I need Ray. By Thursday, please. Okay. Ray's from Michigan. Ray has no Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, and him.
Starting point is 00:15:15 He named himself Ray Mundo because he saw he had, like, point one of Hispanic heritage, Spanish heritage, One of those DNA tests. Like nothing. He demanded we called him Ramundo, and we do. And we do, which is the weirdest thing.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Eddie, what would you recommend to this kid? Well, there's nothing more Mexican than the margarita, in my opinion. In school. But you can do a virgin? I wouldn't take a margarita into school, even if it were virgin. Okay, so then I don't know if this is all over the country, but I know here in Nashville it started, and this was a thing back where I grew up.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Dopo Chico, which is sparkling water, but it's from Mexico. Why do you call it dopo? Topo chico? No, stop. Stopo chico. Topo chico. Topo chico. Topo, Topo, Topo, is what he's saying.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Topo chico. Stop. But that's not hard. So you take topo chico with a little bit of lime. And I mean, you really, you would add tequila and you would have ranch water. But skip the tequila as a school and just do topo chico with lime. Mike D. I would say they're called herritos.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Which, by the way. This is the real answer. By the way, Eddie is Eduardo in real life. which is Hispanic, very, very. Mike D is Miguel. Yeah. So, and Ray Mundo is Ray. I'm just showing you guys how backward this whole thing is.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Mike, go ahead, I'm sorry. They're called Haritos. It's like a Mexican soft drink. You can probably find them at Walmart or like a Mexican market. And they're really good. Now, he has to have this in tomorrow. Yeah. So that's why you're saying that.
Starting point is 00:16:38 What are they called again? Haritos. And how do you spell that? J-A-R-R-I-T-O-S. It's like Mexican Fanta. Yeah. Also delicious. Ray Munda, Ray.
Starting point is 00:16:46 I don't know. Guy? Guy. White guy? Yeah, get him. What do you think? I would say go with a Mexican Coke and then mix that with rum. Don't take rum in the school.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Just take some iced tea or something like that. They'll get the point. It's pretty good. And a Mexican Coke is different than regular. And I have to give Eddie some credit. I thought Topo Chico was originally made here. No, no, no, no. That's from Monterey, Mexico.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Okay, sorry. Yeah, that's exactly right. I know. My dad's been drinking this since I was a baby. And I was always just like, what is that crap? And now I'm an adult. I'm like, this is so good. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Caller. He's a high school student. The fact that Ray gets lumped in to have Spanish heritage, it's crazy. This is pretty cool. Yesterday after the show, Amy talked to Tim McGraw and Tyler Hubbard from Florida, Georgia Line. They have a new song called Undivided. I'm going to play the interview you did with them. And then we're going to play this song right here.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Here you go. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Tim McGraw and Tyler Hubbard. Hey, Tim. Hey, Tyler. Hey, Amy, how are you? I'm doing good. We're excited to have y'all on because you have a song together called Undivided.
Starting point is 00:17:58 And Tyler, I know you wrote this song in quarantine and you felt like the need to put something out or you were inspired, I guess, to put out some hope and positivity. So just curious from both of you, Tyler and Tim, like, what is hope to you? I feel like, you know, hope has to relate to this song as well as, uh, and this. time is really all about loving each other and finding hope in humanity and hope in our country and hope and through love and then, you know, letting God lead us and guide us. And, you know, I personally find a lot of hope in that. And I hope that this message through this song. I hope a lot of people can find hope through that as well. So hope for me, you know, and Tyler and I both have children and my girls are, gosh, they're grown and out of the house. But hope for me is
Starting point is 00:18:45 probably the single most important thing that you can instill in a child's thought process. and imagination, because it allows them to dream about what they can achieve in life and put that hope into action. And I think without hope, it's a very dark place. And I always have hope for this country. I always have hope for my family. I always have hope for people doing the right thing and for us finding our better angels. Yeah, I love that.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Now, the song is called Undivided, and it's going to be on Tim's super deluxe album here on Earth that's going to be out later this spring, so we have that to look forward to. So how did y'all come together on this song? I mean, Tyler, you wrote it. Tim, it's on your album. But who calls who, who heard what? Do you call? Do you text?
Starting point is 00:19:28 Do you email? Do you go through management? Like, what happened with y'all? Fortunately, Tim and I are buddies, and I'm fortunate enough to have a cell phone number. So I just texting him right away. I'm changing it. He said, this is the last time this has happened. So I texted him pretty much right away.
Starting point is 00:19:44 As soon as I finished up the demo on the bus, I was just so excited. I just felt like, man, this song. it just feels like something Tim needs to hear and I didn't know where it was going to go from there to be honest and Tim heard it, liked it, text me back, called me, we ended up chatting and we shared the same passion for the song and decided let's do this thing together and it's just a dream come true for me as a songwriter
Starting point is 00:20:06 and as an artist and in this time and history and then we get to do it with Tim who I've looked up to my whole life so I'm just extremely blown away and thankful you know I got a text from Tyler I was driving Faith and I were driving, we've done a cross-country trip to Montana, and we were on our way back, so Montana in our own Cadillac escalated. And I got a text from Tyler, and I was driving, I looked at us, oh, Tyler sent me a song. I waited until I got home to call Tyler, but right away it hit me, and it was one of those things,
Starting point is 00:20:37 and the way I look at this song, and I think the message for me for this song, certainly I'm grateful Tyler sent it to me, and it's just such a special message. But for me, it allowed me. It's like, man, I needed to hear that. It allowed me to look in the mirror and say, you know, what can I do sort of to change my attitude, which in turn can change my children's attitude, which in turn can change their friends' attitudes when they go out into the world. So it's sort of a concentric circles type song. And I think it has to all start with looking in the mirror.
Starting point is 00:21:05 And I think that that's what the song did to me and what it continues to do to me every time that I sing it or hear it. Tim, if you could have a bumper sticker with the lyric of one of your songs, like what, What would the bumper sticker be? I'd have to say humble and kind right now. Yeah. I mean, that definitely is something to me that I go back to. And this song certainly undivided is in that vein for me. I mean, it really puts me in mind of that song.
Starting point is 00:21:31 When I first heard it, it put me in mind of that song because it made me to have the same thoughts about, you know, here's something that's not political. It's not, it's about society and how we should treat each other, you know. I agree. Always stay humble and kind of something that would be good to see if you're behind a car at a stoplight or something. Okay, Tyler, now if you could be cast in one of Tim McGraw's movies, which would you pick?
Starting point is 00:21:54 Friday Night Lights, The Blind Side, or Four Christmases? Oh, I would probably be his chubbier brother in Four Christmases. That's probably what I'd rock. I would actually play that character. It would be chubbier than me in that movie. Tim. Really? I've never seen that.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Okay. Four Christmas. I will say we watched it this last holiday season as we do every year because it's such a good one. And when I was watching it, I mean, Tim, I guess we had interviewed you last year about it and you said, and it came up, that you had never watched it. And I couldn't believe it because you are missing out. It is such a great movie. It's so funny and one of my favorites.
Starting point is 00:22:40 So I feel like maybe one day you need to give it a good. Maybe one day when I get a little more confidence with myself. Literally, Amy, I ran up on that. I think it was on life. or something and I was just, you know, killing some time. And all of a sudden, it was like a month ago. Me and Tim had just gotten out of studio. And I was like, I forgot that Tim was in four Christmases.
Starting point is 00:23:00 And then it took me a second to even realize that was Tim. And I was like, that is amazing. He's literally, he's literally an iconic actor as well. So anyway, it was awesome. Yeah, there was some iconic acting going on. Yeah, Tim, you need to give yourself some grace and definitely watch it one day because it's so good. Well, we appreciate both of you coming on so much. much. We're pumped about this song and what it can do for our country and uniting all of us.
Starting point is 00:23:29 We played this Disney game yesterday and a lot of our listeners were disappointed because it only went like three songs. I know. So this is the rest of that game. We're going to play a new version of it. This is a song from a Disney movie just name the movie, which by the way, Amy mentioned this, movie safety on Disney Plus is really good. It's so good. One for the whole family. It's a feel good based on a true story. It's about football, but don't worry. I'm not a big sports person, and I still loved it. Yeah, so check that out. Is there a song from safety in this game? Down, say, hud, hood, hud, hud, hud, are you guys ready? Ready. He'll play the song, write the movie down. Lunchbox, Eddie, Amy, and myself. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Goodoo La, Metschikaboola, bibla, bippity bavam and together, and what if you got, Bibitie Bambi Bambi Boo. Sala, Gadula, Mentra, Mentra, Bipi, Okay. I know this song more from Twitter or more from TikTok than I do. Can you name the Disney movie? Lunchbox. 101 Dalmatians.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Eddie. Cinderella. Amy. Cinderella. I have Cinderella. The answer is, is it Cinderella? Cinderella. Okay, come on.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Sorry, lunchbox. You've been eliminated. All right, cool. Okay. Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, I didn't have much hope. for myself with Disney. I'm not very good at that. I'm going to get better because my kids are going to get to that age. Next up, see if you can name this Disney movie.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Remember me to say goodbye. Remember me. Don't let it make you cry. For even if I'm far away, I hold you in my heart. I sing a secret song to you each night we are apart. I know the song, but I know the kid's singing. What's this adult version here? Isn't that the older man's version?
Starting point is 00:25:38 Or the dad... Someone else's version. We all have it, right? One, two, three. Coco. Yeah. When in the movie does the old guy sing like that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:48 I don't remember that. I thought this was your story, Eddie. It is. I mean, everyone that watches it, people tell me all the time. Like, oh my gosh, yeah, it does remind me of you. Next up, here you go. And cheerfully together We can hide the
Starting point is 00:26:05 Play So I'm a merry tune It won't take long When there's a song To help you step the face And as you sweep the What do you have? Oh, I like saying it on three
Starting point is 00:26:25 What do you have? Snow White. Okay I didn't know if everybody got this one I have Snow White. I only knew Whistlewhite work Because the dwarfs Or like working.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Yeah. I think she's washing her clothes here With the birds. Okay. get it, Disney Flex. All right, next up. When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Every hour spent together lives within my heart. And when she was sad, I was there to dry a tears. What? And when she... Do you know it? Happy souls.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Do you know it, Bobby? Yeah. When she... When she... So it has to be something you watch. Yeah. Or maybe not. Or you dance to on dancing.
Starting point is 00:27:19 I don't know. It sounds like Sarah McLaughlin, but I don't know who that is. I don't know who singed that song. Oh, oh. I'm changing it. Is it Sarah McLaughlin? It is. It is, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:36 She'd also like your money for puppies if you have any extra. That's true. I don't know. All right. Amy? Toy Story 4. Toy Story 4. You have.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Eddie? Up. Oh. Oh, I have Toy Story 2, and I'm going to tell you why I know it's Toy Story 2. Oh. First of all, Walker Burroughs did that song on American Idol. He did? On Disney Week.
Starting point is 00:27:57 That's what it is. And I hadn't, maybe I just watched the Toy Stories, and all that connects to me. But that is for sure Toy Story 2. So I tossed the toy out. And he would sing, the toy was in a box. Yeah. Jesse. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Okay, so Toy Story doesn't, so I don't even get half a point? No. Oh, that you're, okay. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Oh, it is! Come on!
Starting point is 00:28:19 You're unbelievable. Well, we went four that time. How many more do we have left? We have two more. Okay, for fun. Okay. Here's the next one. I would guess frozen by the person's singing.
Starting point is 00:28:47 What do you have? Yeah, I think that's Idina Mansell or whatever. That's frozen. I'm frozen. Frozen. Frozen, too. Oh, wait. There we go.
Starting point is 00:28:56 All right, last one. If you're stressed, it's fine dining with a dinner. Beauty of the Beast, for sure. Beauty of the Beast. There you go. Hey, listen. For a guy who I haven't seen many Disney movies, I won that game twice. Nice job, man.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Pretty high. Hey, oh. You're unbelievable. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny. Tim McGraw and Florida Georgia Lines, Tyler Hubbard,
Starting point is 00:29:27 released their collaboration called Undivided. Nine us till this country that we love's undivided. Oh, yeah. Darius Rucker was reminded about how important friendship is during quarantine. This quarantine thing is really made it to where the people that in your life that you're texting, you really realize how important friendships are. Because you take it for granted when you're traveling around all the time. You take it for granted when you're got to be in this city or that city,
Starting point is 00:30:03 but then when you're just sitting in one place and, you know, you're texting with a buddy or somebody calls you. and you're just talking, you realize the friendship really is. Thomas Wrett talks about how his routine is going to change once he can tour again. I've learned through all this that it takes me 50 days to get into a new routine. And so now I'm really used to being at home, so I can't imagine what it's going to feel like to finally get on the bus and go play three shows in a weekend because I'm so used to this, but that's just kind of how life goes. Things change and you adapt, and that's definitely what we've done over this time.
Starting point is 00:30:35 I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for you. the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Snuck's supermarket wanted to help struggling restaurants in the community. So the CEO said, you know what? We're going to reward our employees and help restaurants.
Starting point is 00:30:52 So the CEO took $200,000 and bought gift cards to all the restaurants in the community and then gave the gift cards to all their employees. That's cool. Oh, that is cool. Multiple people at once. Because you aren't helping the restaurants and the folks. Exactly. So the employees get kind of like a bonus and free food.
Starting point is 00:31:09 and the restaurants get business and they get to, you know, stay in business. You know, I was reading a story, too, about I think a couple hospitals, like Big Chains, are giving bonuses of $500 to their employees who get the vaccine. Really? That's awesome. Do we get one? For incentive to take it. I'll get the vaccine if you give me a bonus.
Starting point is 00:31:29 I'll give money to get the vaccine. Yeah. Like, I won it. But I thought that was pretty cool, too, of then to be like, hey, if you need something to encourage you to get it, we're going to give you some money. money. So that's a good story, though. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Boney up the day. This story comes with us from Minnesota. A 67-year-old man was upset that there were some utility workers out on the street, you know, trying to wake him up in the morning. So he got on his tractor, and he went out and started trying to flip their vehicles with the tractor. Oh. Oh, yeah. And police arrived, gave him a test. Alcohol was involved. vehicle flipping?
Starting point is 00:32:09 He tried with the... What kind of tractor was that? It was a skid steer. It's the one with the forks on the front. He was trying to flip the car over. Wow. All right. I'm Lunchbox.
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Starting point is 00:35:43 Dot APUS.edu slash military. Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. APUS. dot E-D-U slash military. A guy in Ohio was playing guitar and he was singing loudly.
Starting point is 00:36:00 It was 1.30 a.m. on a Saturday. So his neighbors called the cops. And he said, hey, I can't turn the vault. volume down because you can't play Led Zeppelin quietly. He's got a point. They said he'd be charged with disorderly conduct if he did it again.
Starting point is 00:36:17 It's true. You can't listen to Black Dogg quietly. I want to hear the cops argue that one. Sir, you know what? You got a point there. All right. That's a warning then, all right? Let's hear, I got a whole lot of love.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Yeah. Like, I grew up, listened to Cool 95, Classic Rock Radio. I think that's where mine comes from. Arkansas Keith and I, when he became my stepdad, that was his thing for us to drive in his old Toyota. And we listened to Cool 95, cool oldies all the time. And he would go, what's that song? Who sings it? And it was a constant trivia game. Nice. From the Hollies to Buddy Holly to all the Zeppelin stuff, to cream, the who. Like all of that that I know from when I was born is Arkansas Keith and I going into the woods to hunt or on the lake to fish and the entire drive there being quizzed about classic rock.
Starting point is 00:37:12 And so what I would do because I always wanted to either impress him or make him like me more because I had never had a stepdad. I would study away from it as well. So I kept cold 95 on all the time. Dang. So that's your start to your extensive musical knowledge. Cold 95. And Arkansas.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Good times, great oldies. That's great, man. I mean, even from the old, I mean, because they would even play some stuff from the late 50s because you're talking about this is the 90s right so classic rock wasn't just the rock stuff it was some of the real big bopper they were playing some old stuff buddy holly stuff but i knew at all if it came on at first note i would nail it this gives me hope because this is exactly what i do with my kids i test them on everything that's on the radio do you test them on stuff that you like or stuff that is from your generation just stuff that i like i mean i don't test them on the stuff they
Starting point is 00:38:04 I mean, the cool thing is we kind of teach each other because they're always teaching me about the stuff that's on the radio now. Yeah. I love that. Learning about all the people that are pop stars now. Like, I don't know anything about them. Like I would put CCR, Credence, Clearwater Revival, as a top 10 band for me of all time.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Yeah. Because of not only the amount of time I listen to them on the radio, but Arkansas Keith was a massive CCR fan. And so we'd listen to tapes of it. And when I was ordering CDs, you know, 10 of them for a penny. Yeah, Columbia. And then you never pay the rest. I would always get CCR fan.
Starting point is 00:38:34 The B.C.R. Greatest Hits. The first version of The Raging Idiots was a band in high school that I had, and we did a talent show, and we played Looking Out My Back Door. Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Looking Out My Back Door. And we played... Probably the... Down on the corner, yeah. Out here in the street. Because you made this new band do that, too, recently. Just for fun. The version of it now is the real version, Eddie and I, but for a while, the Raging Idiots, was a band. I put together real quick of some friends, and we played high school. school talent shows. We were terrible. I remember we did those two songs and we were the only full band. So afterward
Starting point is 00:39:10 we like, well, we'd like to keep playing. And so afterward, we stayed after the talent show and played, I got a girl, she necessestee. You remember that song? Is that, um, I got a girl Yeah, I know it. And I know that I need you. So
Starting point is 00:39:25 yeah, there you go. You can't play Zeppelin quiet, though. I agree with that. Me too. Do you know any Led Zeppelin songs? No, I have a Led Zeppelin shirt, though. But can you name a song? No, no, there's a big one. There's a big one. One of the biggest songs of all time.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Is that the sugar one? No. Pour some sugar on me. Def Leopard. Oh, that's my shirt then. Def Leopard. Oh, my goodness. She's got a shirt she has.
Starting point is 00:39:49 It's a real, what do they call it? Vintage tea. But I get it, though. Defleopard, lead Zeppelin. Thank you. So I think my lead Zefflin shirt might be yellow. So you have a Zeflin shirt too? I think now, yeah, I saw, it's one, it's not like a real vintage one,
Starting point is 00:40:07 but I saw Brittany Aldine wearing it one time. And I thought that's so cute. And she linked it. So I got it. And so I do have one. There might be songs written on the back. I should check it on. You would know a stairway to heaven.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Oh, yeah. And she's buying me a stairway to heaven. Yes, I'm familiar. And she's buying a stairway to you. Play me something. Ray. Okay, here we go. You know this one? Immigrant song, right?
Starting point is 00:40:42 Immigrant song. Come on. Ray, is that right? That's Mike playing that. Oh, Mike's playing it. Nice. Mike took over. Mike jumped in. Mike's like, I got some lead for you. All right, right. Give me another one, Mike. Let's see him I know another one.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Here we go. Here we go. I think I know this one. Say it. Going to California. Nice one, Eddie. Give me one more. Rambleau. So good. I sing my song. Is that it?
Starting point is 00:41:21 All right, good. Well, that was a fun little segment. Rambleau. So here's the game. I'll read you a phrase. You tell me if it's lyrics from a country song or a bumper sticker phrase. That's funny. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Okay. So write your answer down. If you miss one, you'll be eliminated. Let's do you can last the longest. Eddie, Amy, Lunchbox are all playing. For example, this is just a This account, don't write it down. God is great, beer is good, people are crazy.
Starting point is 00:41:50 That would be, that's a song. That would be Billy Currington, people are crazy. God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy. So for answers, do you just want song, bumper sticker? Song or bumper sticker? Got it. Okay? Here we go.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Life is too short to drink cheap beer. Is that from a famous country song? Or is it a bumper sticker slogan? life is too short to drink cheap beer. Amy? Bumper sticker? Eddie? That's a bumper sticker bones. Lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:42:24 That's a bumper sticker. That is a bumper sticker. Nice shot. Almost a song. Why? Life is short. Make it sweet. What? You match three words.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Yeah, yeah. Old Dominion, right? All right. All right. Next up. Birds need the bees. Ice needs whiskey. What? Birds need bees. Ice needs whiskey. Is it a bumper sticker or a country song? Amy?
Starting point is 00:42:51 Song. Eddie? I'll go song. Lunchbox? That's a bumper sticker. It is actually Luke Brian knocking boots. Here you go. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Lunchbox is eliminated there. See you lunch. Next up. I ain't no high class broad. Bumper sticker or country song. Amy? Song. Eddie?
Starting point is 00:43:19 That's a song, bones. That is Gretchen. Wilson, redneck woman. Here you go. Okay. Drunk man's words are sober man's thoughts. Is that a lyric from a country song? Or is that on a bumper sticker?
Starting point is 00:43:40 Drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Amy? I guess a bumper sticker. Eddie? I am not joking. My dad had this, but it was in a mug. It's a bumper sticker. That's true.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Nice job. Oh, really? You had that? Okay. You know, if it weren't for trucks, we wouldn't have tailgates. Oh, my goodness. could go either way. Really, with this one, it's going to be a toss-up.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Such a simple line. I'm in. What do you have? Song. Eddie? I'm not sure who sings this, but it's a song. Hold on. Before you say who, what you know.
Starting point is 00:44:15 I'm not sure who it is. I have a genre of type of person that it is. Say who. The lyric goes, If it were trucks, wooden hat tailgates. Oh, got it. So back in our 90s. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:29 I met all my wives in traffic jails. Just something when we're like about a pickup man. Ditty. Damn. Rest in peace, rest of peace. Rest in peace. How about this one? I'm the only John Wayne left in this town.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Country song or bumper sticker. Amy? Bumper sticker? Eddie? I went bumper sticker. It is country song. It is Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Here you go.
Starting point is 00:45:06 I'm the only John Wayne left in this town. All right. We have a speed round. Just name the song. Wait, just name the song? Yeah. It's from a song. Shooting bullets at the moon.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Wait, name the song? Shooting bullets at the moon. Neon moon? Incorrect. I'm just going to... I just guessed. Chattahoochee, because I don't know it. Incorrect.
Starting point is 00:45:33 That's number seven, right? Play that one. Okay, okay, let's do another one. This is a song. If love keeps giving me lemons, I'll just mix them in my... Amy. Bluebird. Bluebird is correct.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Miranda Lambert, Amy U.N. Day. He's giving me, I love this line. Just mix them in my drinks. That's the only one you knew? She quit. She retired. That's her favorite line.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Her one line. And a bluebird in my heart. Nah, yeah. Congratulations. I do want to bring something up with Lunchbox. So this was sent to me. Lunchbox, you do an exterminator commercial? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:10 For who? All-American pest control. You like them? They're awesome. They come to my house, bug-free. Let me tell you, we can sit outside. great. Okay, so I was sent this audio. I haven't heard it yet. And I want to stand up for lunchbox if you guys were wrong about sending this in. But I don't know. Apparently, it's a termite commercial.
Starting point is 00:46:27 He doesn't say termites. He says termites. Yes. Interesting. Okay, let's hear it. You don't think the mice are going to be like, oh, it's cold outside. Let me go in their house and, you know, hang out in the attic. Or you think the termites stop eating your wood because. Yes. I thought that. I thought I heard termites. This made the radio. Yes. I'm driving along and I'm listening to lunchbox talk about all American. I'm like, oh, you know. Termites.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Okay, yeah. I'm like, oh, no, there's a new insect we need to worry about or like home pest. Turmites. But he meant termites. But that passed, that past inspection, if you will, on a commercial. You know, I'm not even going to blame lunchboxes. We all say a lot of wrong things and dumb things. Oh, for sure, all the time.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Termites. Like I do, but that was on the radio. They take care of both. Termites and termats. I mean, whatever I said. They said termites. What about termites? They take care of term mates too.
Starting point is 00:47:24 So, I mean, they actually came out a couple weeks ago and I got no termites in my house. It was live radio, so obviously there's no way for me to go back and check. But I had not reheard it until just now. And I thought, am I hearing things? Or did my radio cut out wrong? Or did he say termites? Redmondo, we played again? You think the termites stop eating your wood?
Starting point is 00:47:44 I don't blame you once fogg, that's the thing. Not at all. I'd say dumb stuff all the time and it comes back like you said this wrong. You need to redo this. There's sometimes I'll pronounce something correctly. Like say I have something in a commercial six times. Three of the six, I pronounce it one way. The other three, I pronounce it completely different.
Starting point is 00:48:06 But quality control's got to hop in to go. People catch that. Yeah. We have someone whose job it is to catch this step. So let's go to scuba Steve here. Scooby Steve, what happened? So I won't say who did it, but we'll have to be more careful of that in the future. Maybe that's how they say it also.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Termites. Maybe it's like creole. But yeah, it's definitely not termates. It's termites for sure. But it's also on the local end, too, because it goes to the local salesperson, and they listen to it also as another barrier, so they weren't paying attention. And then the client hears it, and they weren't paying attention. They're like, yep, termites must be a new bug of some sort.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Because the quality of control, the layers of people go through, I really rely on that. Let me tell you. They do a quality job. I know All-American does. I'm talking about stuff we submit places. I get real worried sometimes. They're like, oh, if they don't catch this at it, like, it's going to be bad. National spots are on me and national spots are flawless every time.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Seriously, because there's an issue. I know about it because there's a lot of money. And so not saying there's not a lot of money locally, but there's a lot of money national. And there's a lot more heads involved with the national spots. So those, you hear those? Those sound great. All right. Termades.
Starting point is 00:49:10 The Bob Bowl Show. Here's Amy's podcast. of stories. So Luke Combs opened up about anxiety issues he's had since middle school. His form is called purely obsessional OCD and he's taught himself how to live with it and he was recently talking about it in an interview with Dan Rather. I know when you see people that have OCD, you think of them like messing with the blinds or straightening the carpet or essentially my version of fixing the blinds or straightening the carpet are kind of thoughts that I play over and over. You know, I'll be worried that I'm about to have a heart attack or a stroke or, and it's like
Starting point is 00:49:47 it becomes like this very obsessive thing. You literally can never have an answer to. Well, you never know what someone's going through, you know? Who knew Luke Holmes? And listen, as someone who suffers from a mild bit of OCD myself, I never talk about it, but it always exists. In my world and my life, it always exists. I am constantly checking even numbers, doors and windows every night, every door, every window, every cabinet, every night. And if I lay down, I don't remember, even if I know I did, but if I don't remember everyone, I got to go do it again. But it's become such a normal part of my life.
Starting point is 00:50:19 I don't even think about it. I don't even talk about it. Even when I was staple my papers back in the day. Even number. Odd number? Nope, take it out of there. Even when you black out all the stuff we've already done. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:50:29 I didn't think about that one. Yeah, it's a big one. Very much. So. I black out everything. Oh. With your big sharpet. Over and over.
Starting point is 00:50:37 I didn't even think about it. everything we do, I have to black out. It has to be eliminated from my mind to something I could even possibly consider doing. Wow. That's a big one. Who knew I was OCD? Apparently you did the whole time. I mean, I'm looking at a blackout.
Starting point is 00:50:51 If you ever see me on our Instagram videos holding up a sheet that looks like a redacted government document, it's when we're done with something, I black it out all the way. And I demand. It does look like some sort of classified. And I demand Sharpies all the time. All right. What else? Luke's episode of The Big Interview with Dan Rather airs.
Starting point is 00:51:08 tonight on AXS TV. Access, yeah. It's one of those channels that you don't even know until you stop on it once. To go, huh, look at that. The Beach Boys are playing live in 1988, Miami. Let me watch that. Oh, and then also too, just quickly, speaking of Luke Holmes, because this also made me think of you.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Bobby is Dirk's Bentley, just got a pair of Luke's crocs. The best crocs. I'm never taking them off. Better than normal crocs. They're lined on the inside. Yeah. Yeah. So Sarah Jessica Parker says that she is not the reason Kim Cottrell isn't doing the sex in the city
Starting point is 00:51:36 revival. She said, quote, I don't dislike her. I've never said that. She isn't a part of this story, but she'll always be a part of us. You're not buying it? Nope. But Bobby did share, you told us yesterday that the day before that that shows coming, or they're doing another show or movie or what?
Starting point is 00:51:55 10 episodes on HBOMet. Yes, I cannot wait. And then lastly, I have How to Get a Free Chocolate Fudge Brownie from Chick-fil-A this month. All you got to do is download the Chick-fil-A app, and you'll have a coupon that you can. scan. Next time you go pick up an order, you just boop, and you get that free fudge brownie. Okay. That easy.
Starting point is 00:52:15 You know, we had this thing called a, this was the debate in my house, and you can tell me if this is, who is right. I'm not going to tell you who side of it. But we had this thing, someone sent us a fork, and on the fork, it was called hot chocolate on a stick. Have you ever seen those? No. Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Do you eat that as can, as like a... You drop it in hot water to make the hot chocolate. Interesting. Why? Who is right, me and Caitlin? Interesting. Why do you always assume that you and Caitlin are right? Because you were probably like, oh, a loppy pop.
Starting point is 00:52:44 I started eating it off the fork. And she was like, no, you stick that in hot water. And I was like, no, you don't. You eat it like candy. And I ate it. And I was like this. I went. And I thought to myself, this isn't that good.
Starting point is 00:52:54 But then I didn't want to let her know because I don't want her to win. So I was like, dang, this is good. And I ate the whole thing down to the, just. And I was like, oh, that was a great. Are you sure? I'm, yes, I'm sure. I didn't even know who was debating what, but I just... Yes, you did. You knew.
Starting point is 00:53:12 No, I took an educated guess. Okay, there you go. Thank you. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So shout out to this woman in Arizona,
Starting point is 00:53:29 because she created a ripple effect for families struggling to pay rent. Her name is Nora Briggs, and she reached out to the Salvation Army to see how she could help a family facing. difficult times. She wanted to help keep them in their home. She paid several months rent for a single parent with four children. And then she went even further and bought Christmas presents for the family, too. And then neighbors of hers felt inspired. So they started doing it for other families. And then that's how the ripple effect happened. And yeah, that's all it takes is one person being inspired by
Starting point is 00:53:59 someone else and then the next and the next. How does that make you feel? That makes you feel awesome. In fact, I might need to do something like this myself. often make the string on the sweater analogy. It just takes a string and someone to pull the string and eventually you can get the whole sweater off. One, you know, it's just pull, pull, pull, but that's what happens. Do something. Hopefully you inspire somebody else. The string just keeps pulling. You know, it doesn't have to be a million dollar donation to build the wing of a hospital. Right. I think it's collectively everybody coming together and doing their part. She may be able to do the rent and the Christmas gifts, but maybe you can just do like a gift or two or one month's
Starting point is 00:54:34 rent instead of several, whatever it looks like. That's a good story. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all.
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Starting point is 00:58:09 That's AMU-D-U-S-D-U-S-Military. Appreciate you guys hanging out. Amy, let's go over and do the morning corny with you. The morning corny! What time is it when the clock strikes 13? What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock. Nice, there is.
Starting point is 00:58:38 That was the morning corny. Ben and Jerry's introduces a new ice cream flavor for dogs for the first time. Oh, wow. Dog treats. And the weird thing is our dogs can't tell us what they like and don't like. So we're just basing on if dogs like ice cream off if we like ice cream. Right, because you don't know what they're thinking. But they are unveiling two new flavors designed for dogs.
Starting point is 00:59:00 Doggy desserts Features A sunflower butter base Specifically formulated for poaches Flavors include Ponches Mix And Rosie's Batch I am not someone who has indulged
Starting point is 00:59:14 In the Dog food Love dog food In the expensive Dog treat Dog Excess Dog cupcakes Doggat
Starting point is 00:59:27 I have not jumped there yet Oh dog cookies, yeah I do dog Well, I'll do the milk bones No, so there are some cookie places that make like real cookies I know Look like human cookies And they're for dogs
Starting point is 00:59:38 Actually the ingredients are human All stuff we would eat So technically you could eat them too, they say I am so jealous People's dogs who just love ice Oh yeah My dog just looks at icing house Why did you drop some floor? I don't want this
Starting point is 00:59:52 Mine likes ice I have no interest in ice So we have two dogs now And so I don't see my self really walking into that what do we call that market
Starting point is 01:00:05 um upscale dog tree yeah land unless the right one comes along I just can't see myself getting into that
Starting point is 01:00:15 because we're just basing our love of ice cream yeah maybe pound for pound the best dessert really pound for pound sure ice cream's never bad unless you get a bad flavor it's like pizza there's some you like at all
Starting point is 01:00:28 I agree with that like you may not like peanut butter but you like ice cream. Okay. Like, name a dessert, this pound for pound. Cake. What about chocolate, dude? Cake. But chocolate's not a dessert. That's just that... Excuse me? You have chocolate things.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Yeah, chocolate's not a... Chocolate is in desserts. But chocolate itself is not. You got chocolate ice cream. You got chocolate cake. Okay. Mm, how about a chocolate ice cream cake? Compromise. What up? Also, Brian Austin Green and Sharna Burgess, our Instagram official, that happened finally. I forgot to mention it yesterday. Good for them. I haven't talked to Sharn.
Starting point is 01:01:02 in probably two months. So I don't know anything about it. I didn't ask her about it. Sharnham was my partner on dancing with the stars. Good luck to him. That's what I say. I hope it works out.
Starting point is 01:01:12 I knew the rabbit hole I went down and took me straight to Love Island with these two. Do you think that later on in life being quote Instagram official will be something we talk about with their kids like yeah, you know, because it's a big deal
Starting point is 01:01:25 to go Instagram official now. Yeah, I think back in the day it used to be going steady and now it's Instagram official. Because that's how you really So instead of we're dating, you say we're Instagram official? No, but I think to be dating officially, people get on Instagram and post a picture together. Or Facebook official.
Starting point is 01:01:42 You would wear their letter jacket maybe? Okay, in 1944. Do you have a mall shop? Or have a favorite soda with two straws or what? Or their ring around your neck, you know? Your class ring. Over half of moms have spent so much time with their partner in 2020 because of coronavirus and either being quarantined or just in the house some more that for Valibald.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Valentine's Day. They don't want something together. They want something apart. They want me time for Valentine's Day. Thoughts. I could see how that, maybe, I don't know, it seems like a trick. Like maybe you need to give them their me time separately from Valentine's Day. Like that's part of the gift, but you still do something romantic with her. Or you can do something romantic for her. Package it up. I don't know, man. I'm going to, with Amy does sound like a trick, you know? Like, women say all the time like, oh, no, this is what I want. But really in the back of their minds, they're like, but I really want to be, I've done it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:41 You've done it. You're speaking for someone who's done it. I don't even think sometimes women realize they're doing it. It just happens. And then you get what you wanted. But then you're like, but what about the other? Yeah. And then the guys are like, blah.
Starting point is 01:02:58 This is what you're asking. It's crazy, dude. And I'm like, no. Think big, big. If you were really thinking about it and you were trying, then, you know, and it's not even necessarily just this scenario for Valentine's Day. But I think it can just be, most humans in general, we may all do it from time to time. But I know I'm guilty as doing it as a partner, as a woman, asking for one thing, but expecting the other as well. For Valentine's Day, for me coming up, I love to celebrate Caitlin in our relationship and we're getting married.
Starting point is 01:03:32 Even last year, I did something for her Valentine's that. You guys were like, you shouldn't do that. You'll never be able to eclipse it. Right. And I don't try to eclipse it. I just try to do what's up. But here's the great thing about Caitlin. Some would say it's difficult.
Starting point is 01:03:43 I think it's great for me. Her birthday, but first, her Christmas, the Christmas, her birthday and Valentine's Day are all within a month and a half. Yeah, that's good. So I celebrate hard, but then I'm all done. Yeah, that's great. And I like to get the rest of the year off.
Starting point is 01:03:57 I like to eat all the oats first and then have all the marshmallows later. For now, until you get married, then you have your anniversary somewhere in the middle of the year. Remember that. Don't forget that. Our anniversary, though, is way late in the year as well. So it's right there on that little block. Right.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Like, I do a lot of work. I know your wedding anniversary. I'm saying your wedding anniversary. It's going to be in the middle of the year. Oh, I guess our anniversary changes then, huh? It goes from when we started dating. Your wedding anniversary. Yes.
Starting point is 01:04:24 You actually. Oh, man. I know. So don't forget that one. That's four dates. And then your engagement anniversary. I don't think that's a thing. No, that one goes.
Starting point is 01:04:31 away after you get married. I'm just kidding. It does? Yeah. Eddie, you could have gone along with me. No, no, no. I don't want to confuse them. Every year we have Bobby celebrating all these things that he doesn't have to. Yeah, heck yesterday you guys had to teach me what an open bar was. Yeah, I know. I thought open bar was every drink known to man. You're like, no, it's just people don't pay for it at the wedding.
Starting point is 01:04:50 I'm not trying to open up a somewhat healed wound into all of our Pittsburgh listeners, listen on Big. Love you. I appreciate it. But the story is the Steelers were knocked out of the playoffs by the Browns. They lost 4837. past Sunday and the Steeler fans are a diehard fan base. One of the most diehard fan bases. One fan became very emotional after the loss and this is when I start to not understand. Because as sad as I get and I shut down, I'm the opposite of what this guy did. He decided to take it out on his TV. His TV did nothing. A video shows the man crying and smashing his television with a ladder from another room. Here is a highly bleeped clip. Here you go.
Starting point is 01:05:29 I don't have whatever that is inside of me to have that rage. You have to worry about someone like this. If other situations in life didn't go their way, how do they react? Right. And what's funny is the parallels that I have, if things in my life don't go as I like, or if I get really sad, I react the same way as to when the Arkansas Razorbacks lose.
Starting point is 01:05:59 I shut down, regroup, think how am I going to get back as quick as possible? But I need time. Yeah. This is the kind of guy who probably reacts at that. same way when life hits him in the face too. Exactly. And that's scary. Very.
Starting point is 01:06:14 A lot of retweets, heck, I laughed at it. Do you think, what does he feel like after he sees it? You know, like, obviously he's not feeling it while he's going through it. That's just a rage. It takes over your body, I guess. But afterwards, he's got to be so embarrassed, huh? Or proud. That's just how much I love my team.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Get out. That's crazy. If you met him like, let's say he's a single guy. And he, and you meet him. later and you find out when you start dating and this video exists. That could be a red flag. Big time. Is that a red flag? Yes. The brightest of reds. But there's hope.
Starting point is 01:06:46 I think you could work through it, but I was a red flag for sure. I get it, guy. If Arkansas loses the game, I'm destroyed for a time period. But you're not destroying things. No, but I don't have the rage. Even a basketball game, it ruins me for a while. And we play two or three a week, two a week, mostly. We have won
Starting point is 01:07:04 tonight. You mean, I'm sorry. Arkansas basketball. Okay. I just never know if you're talking your virtual video game or real life, like out in your backyard or Arkansas. There's a lot of those. Or NBA. And I get equally mad at all of them. Okay. Gotcha.
Starting point is 01:07:19 We have it. When it gets warmer, we're back to play basketball over here. Yeah, I can't wait. That's good. Keeps you trim. That was my only exercise for the week or the month or whatever. So I enjoyed that. You still on your diet?
Starting point is 01:07:29 Yeah. Yeah. Fish and vegetables. Yeah, but now I'm thinking, should I work out on top of this? You will get bonus results. Yeah. I don't know if I have the energy, dude. I don't eat a lot.
Starting point is 01:07:38 So I thought about that the other day. Eddie's on a Matthew McConaughey diet where he's only eating two eggs in the morning. Correct. How much fish? Five ounces of fish and a cup of vegetable for both lunch and dinner. I'm thinking about doing chicken too at some point because this whole fish thing is getting old. He's making his own thing. He eats the whole egg when Matthew ate the egg white.
Starting point is 01:08:01 Matthew only did fish. But now Eddie's like, I think I'm going to do some steak. A couple things. Fish. I'm going to do pudding. Fish is expensive one. On Fridays, I'm going to do pizza. That's how it goes.
Starting point is 01:08:13 Next thing you know, I'm back to where I was. You will be eventually. It's a fun experiment. Eddie, just stop the diet. Yeah. You still angry? I'm pretty angry. Like, he's not eating enough, so he's upset.
Starting point is 01:08:24 His poor wife. Why are you doing this to yourself? She understands, though. She understands. By the way, the creepy question that Eddie asked me before we went on a minute ago? Please, I don't remember what this was. Hey, bones, what size underwear do you wear? That's literally what?
Starting point is 01:08:36 you've said. I did ask that, didn't I? And then you told Amy you think you and are the same size? Yeah, well, I mean, whatever you were going to tell me, I figured I'd go one size up and then we'd be And then Bobby's like, not in the cup. Why would you say that right now? What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:08:52 That was off the air. I said it, that's the PC way. That was off the air. I can't say anything around here. I'm between you guys arguing about the size of your argument. We weren't arguing. We weren't arguing. Not one argument. Yes. It was just a creepy question.
Starting point is 01:09:07 I actually agreed on that part. We're getting a few messages noticing that lunchbox is here today, but you weren't coming into work if you won the lottery last night. Right. If I won the mega millions last night, I was not coming in. You didn't win. I didn't win. And you know the good news?
Starting point is 01:09:23 Not a single person won. And it is now up to $750 million. Wow. So you still have a chance. I still got a chance, baby. Let's go! There was no big winner. in last night's mega millions drawing,
Starting point is 01:09:38 which is pushing the jackpot to $750 million. It sounds to me like you're more excited about it going up than you... Well, listen, if I didn't win and nobody won, I was going to be sad if someone won, but now, okay, $500-something million wasn't enough. Give me $750 million. Let's go Friday, Friday, Friday. That's Friday.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Yeah, Mega millions will be Friday. What about tonight? Aren't you in for the tonight? Oh, tonight is the Powerball. See, guys, there's two different games. and this one is $550 million tonight. Is that enough, though? I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:10:11 Yeah, I don't think it's enough. You know what? I'll win the $550 million and then I'll go buy some mega million tickets and win the $6 million. Now, just think about this. I've already done it in my mind. If I win the $550 million tonight and then I win the $750 on Friday, oh my God, I'll be a billionaire. I will be Jeff Bezos. He grossed the numbers.
Starting point is 01:10:33 I will be Oprah. I will be on the youngest billionaires list. I will say that you will not be a billionaire. It may add up, but you won't have that money. At least half of it's gone immediately. So you won't be a billionaire. You'll win a billion for a second, but you have to pay it back. If you win them both, I'll cut off my arm.
Starting point is 01:10:51 What? Hey, why not? Let's gamble, boy. You want to gamble? Hey, I have a question. How much money, if he won the first one at $500 million, how much money would he spend to buy the other tickets for the next one? Oh, probably 100,000. Why not? I got...
Starting point is 01:11:06 Oh, that's weak. That's it? That's weak. If you want them both, I will gladly give a... I will donate my right on. You're crazy. I mean, it would take them a long time to print a million tickets. Like, if I went in there and wanted to spend a million dollars, I don't know if we'd get them done in time.
Starting point is 01:11:22 Okay, I hear you. That's the problem. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the problem. Oh, man, I'm going to be so rich. Melissa and Richmond, Virginia. You're on the Bobby Bone Show. How are you, Melissa? Morning studio.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Morning. I just calling to see if there's any update amount of a million dollar show for 2021. Well, it's a great question. I look forward to it every year. Thank you. Eddie and I have a comedy musical duo called The Raging Idiots that has had some surprising success over the years. Yes. Let's be honest, doing comedy records and music shows.
Starting point is 01:11:54 And every year, the one show that we do in Nashville at the Riemann with major artists is called The Million Dollar Show. It was to our first one, five years ago, four years ago, five years ago, five years ago. five years ago was to celebrate the fact that we had raised a million dollars for charity with the band. Since then, we've been able to do way more than that. And thank you guys for all of your help. But because the pandemic, we don't think the show plays well recorded with no audience. It's a comedy show. It'd be like a stand-up comedian going up and doing comedy to an empty crowd.
Starting point is 01:12:21 It'd be weird. Right. So we're not going to do it this year because the pandemic. However, we did record last year and we will play that back as a special at some point. And also put the St. Jude number in there if people want to call. call. Yeah. If you haven't heard it.
Starting point is 01:12:35 And by the way, it's not a lot of comedy. It's major artists coming in to play with us. Scoobin, what does it deal with that? When can we play that back? That's being worked on with the national team. I think Rod is the ultimate decider on that. Get him on the phone. Happy call, Rod.
Starting point is 01:12:49 But we're not, we can't do it this year. I mean, it would have been around this week or maybe earlier this week that we could have done it. But yeah, time's change. Thank you for asking though, Melissa. Yeah, thank you. I figured it would be something like that. Sorry to disappoint you.
Starting point is 01:13:03 I've been doing it to folks my whole life. I know. All right. Disappointing people? Yeah. In all different situations. Thank you. Tomorrow, Seaforth will be in studio.
Starting point is 01:13:12 Now, they're a new duo, speaking to duos, that Eddie saw their look and claimed they're ripping us off. So they're going to come up tomorrow. And we're going to do a couple things. The first thing will be the egg challenge. There will be 12, 11 hard-boiled eggs, one raw egg. We take turns, grabbing eggs, smashing it against our head. If you get the raw egg, you lose.
Starting point is 01:13:33 Okay. And you're going to be all dirty and gross. That'll be tomorrow. All right. The second round, they have this Fisher Price basketball hoop. Oh, yeah. And we'll each, it's which team can make the most shots out of ten on the small hoop. They don't have a chance on this. I've had one since, what, for 10 years in my house, and I practice all the time.
Starting point is 01:13:52 But that'll be tomorrow at this time. So you guys be sure to check that out. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. After being missing for 10 months, Athena, the three-legged dog has been reunited with her grateful owner. Dylan Summer says she disappeared from his Bourbon, Missouri backyard,
Starting point is 01:14:11 while she was recovering from having one of her legs amputated because she got hit by a car. He searched everywhere, no luck. After nearly a year, Dylan decided to search the shelters for a new dog to adopt. And when going to all the websites, he found Athena on the website of Gateway Pays. at guardians. No way. He sees her, reaches out to them and I was like, hey, I like to adopt that dog because that's my dog. That's crazy. So she's safe, got reunited, she settled back in. It's like she never left a year later. Can you imagine being on a site and finding your dog and being like, oh my God, thank goodness. And then hoping that it's still available to be adopted.
Starting point is 01:14:50 Well, I mean, you certainly would have proof that it was your dog. Man, that would be hard. If somebody else is like, oh, man, a family just came in and got them, and I'd be like, nope, what's their phone number? You're going to go steal it back in the backyard. That's a great story. I love it. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
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Starting point is 01:18:38 APUS.org slash military. Let's go over and do the news. Bobby's Big Story. What do you think the most stream show of 2020 was? Oh, is it Ted Lasso too? Not too late in 2020? The Crown.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Yellowstone. Well, you're just running everything, huh? Wow, wow, wow, wow. Oh, Lion King. Lion King. The Office. Oh, well, The Office was the most stream show of 2020.
Starting point is 01:19:13 It's actually the most stream show of all time. Because streaming shows haven't been around for 20 years or anything. But I watch Peacock Network every night now. It's off of Netflix now and on the Peacock. And so I push my remote and I go, Peacock every night. And I never thought I would be over at Peacock. And now I got to imagine there has just been an influx of people coming over there. Sure.
Starting point is 01:19:33 I go to Netflix about a fifth. I'm telling you. Me too. Of the time that I used to. Almost none. Yeah, there's so many other things. Just Bridgerton is all that we'll go over to right now. You know, if Caitlin wants to watch that.
Starting point is 01:19:45 But that's about it. But the office is the number one streaming show. More news. Bobby's other story. The Massachusetts home where Lizzie Borden's parents were axed to death is selling for $2 million. The Massachusetts house where her mother and her father and stepmother were brutally axed to death in the 19th century has at the market for a little over 2 million. Now brave buyers have the unique opportunity to own a piece of history
Starting point is 01:20:12 and inherit a successful bed and breakfast that's said to be one of the most popular tourist attractions in New England. Would you like to have that house? No. Because the axing? Yeah, I don't think that there's ghosts or anything there, but I just, eh, I'm good. What if some psycho person is like, oh, I can't wait to repeat history here? Well, this happened in like the 1800s.
Starting point is 01:20:37 It would have happened by now, probably. Well, no, that person just hasn't done it yet. That's just where my brain would think, like, someone's going to try to be a copycat at the same house. It's been 200 years. And no one's done it. Okay, but I'm telling you why I don't want to live there. Would you?
Starting point is 01:20:51 Well, I don't know that I'd live there, but it's own it and use it as a bed and breakfast, which is what it's being used for. Would you use the whole axe murder as part of the bed and breakfast appeal? Right. It's where Lizzie Borden did her deal. There you go. Chopped him up. Has she been convicted, though? How long ago was this?
Starting point is 01:21:07 It's still a cold case? I'm not. I'm sure she has been. Let's see. Ricky Jervais was offered to be the first comedian to perform in space. He could have been the first comic to perform stand-up in space, but fear got the best of him. He revealed. details about the special invitation to go on a commercial space flight. Says, quote, I was invited to one of these things where you go up in the space for 15 minutes.
Starting point is 01:21:28 It was a group of billionaires. They offered me the chance to be the first comedian to do a stand-up show in space. Said he was scared to death. I wouldn't do this. Really? Oh, heck no. No way. Really, guys?
Starting point is 01:21:39 Right now, you would go to space. Ah. No, he's all talking. I have no interest in being on top of a roof. Yeah. Much less space. I hate heights. But, like, in space, kind of like an airplane, you just forget.
Starting point is 01:21:51 When you're sitting there, you forget you're in the air. Sometimes you're just like in a tube. Like you're really, it doesn't matter where you're at. You're just sitting in a room anyway. We're going way higher than we do in an airplane. And I mean, I guess to Eddie's point, it is probably like the first time someone took an airplane flight. But now it's just. But the first time someone took an airplane flight, the dangers were far more significant because there hadn't been a ton of airplane flights to go, well, if something wrong happens, what do we do?
Starting point is 01:22:16 Right. Okay. I see that. And it's space. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out. Dang. I have the Lizzie Borden information here.
Starting point is 01:22:23 Okay. Lizzie Borden was arrested and tried for the Axe murders. She was acquitted in 1893 and continued to live in Fall River until her death in 1927. The case was never solved. Wow. So she may have not done it. I don't think she did. When I learned about this?
Starting point is 01:22:38 I don't even, I don't know what this is. I remember thinking, I don't think she did it. When did you learn about this? In school? Oh. This was part of your curriculum at school? I've never heard about this. Ever.
Starting point is 01:22:49 I thought when I just was going to. along with it a minute ago. Like, oh, yeah, Lizzie. Oh, Borden? I don't know what you're talking about. And then when you said 1800s, I was like, okay, yeah. I'm never heard of it. But, okay. Maybe we did learn about it in school. Or maybe you just didn't care.
Starting point is 01:23:08 That's probably exactly it. All right. There you go. There's the news. Bobby's Big. Story. Let me talk to Marissa in St. Louis, who is on the phone with us right now. Hey, Marissa, how are you? Hi, how are you guys doing? Good morning, studio.
Starting point is 01:23:23 Morning. Oh, my gosh, this is awesome. So I have a, just a comment for Eddie. I've been a big listener for quite some time now, but I just wanted to say that I think Eddie would be perfect to do a voiceover for an animated movie. Oh, I would love that. Why, Eddie? Just because his voice is so, I don't know, I feel like there's a lot of character in it. And, like, everything he says always makes me laugh.
Starting point is 01:23:53 And his laugh is just so, it just makes me laugh. You know, it really does. Eddie Fanclove here. Hey, you know what? Like, I watch a lot of Disney movies with my kids, and I think that all the time. Like, oh, I would love to be one of these characters. How much fun would that be to be a voice character for an animated movie? Well, Anne, you're really, really good at impressions.
Starting point is 01:24:14 Yeah. Right. So, Bones, how do I get into this? Well, Lunchbox had this whole thing years ago where it would be a squirrel. I think he went to school. I did. I took some classes. He took classes to be a voiceover and a character voice artist.
Starting point is 01:24:27 Yes. Who was your big character? I forget his name. It may have been Squeaky the Squirrel. It was something like that. It was something with the squirrel. I forgot his name. Man, it just never went anywhere.
Starting point is 01:24:37 Look at his Squirrel. If Squeaky the Squirrel was deciding that today he was going to go out and pick up litter, what would he say? Oh, you know, guys, it's a beautiful day outside. So Squeaky here, you know, we got to clean up the neighborhood. You got to take pride. where you live and oh there's some trash over there let's go pick that up. You don't want to live in a garbage filled city so
Starting point is 01:24:56 pick up the leader in your neighborhood. It's weird that the guy with the deepest voice goes for the highest voice character. Right. Yeah. That's why it's called Squeaky the Squirrel because you don't expect it. You see this big burly squirrel but then he talks like this. You're not a big burly guy sort of Mike Tyson. When Mike Tyson talked
Starting point is 01:25:12 like that he talks like that. But that's his voice. That's what I'm saying but you wouldn't expect it. That's why he's a good character. Characters have to have surprises or you don't remember them. Bobby, he took lessons. He did take lessons. For like a long time. Well, it was a wild.
Starting point is 01:25:25 I tried to be the Affleck duck. He did. I went to auditions. They went to, they had auditions and I went, Affleck. Halflack. He didn't get a call back. Did not get a call back.
Starting point is 01:25:35 I was so good at it. Eddie, what kind of character would you like to do? Anything. Anything. But I would just be myself. Because you watch these movies and these actors, they're just being themselves. Tom Hanks like win. Because you're big time.
Starting point is 01:25:48 Because you can know. Oh, that fish is Ellen DeGenerate. which, by the way, I've always wanted to be an animated fish. So if any roles pop up, I know I want to be. Okay, now everybody wants to do it. Okay. Thank you, Marissa. It was the first one.
Starting point is 01:26:00 Oh, you were not. Okay. See what you did, Marissa? Everybody's screaming at each other now. It's like talking politics over Thanksgiving dinner. I have said that for years. That's it. Okay, thank you.
Starting point is 01:26:12 If you missed it earlier, it's not a big late-break and news story, but lunchbox did not win the lottery last night, so he's here today. This is him. pleading with the gas station to help them win Powerball yesterday. No, no, Powerball's tonight. I bought my tickets for tonight yesterday, and I went in, because I buy them a day in advance at least, so it has time to get in the system so the computer knows
Starting point is 01:26:32 these are going to be the winning tickets. Okay, so you didn't win. The Mega Millions. So tonight is the Powerball, $560 million. Okay. And this is you at a gas station. Baking them. Let me win.
Starting point is 01:26:45 Like, I'm thinking about taking out my kid's college fund to buy more tickets. Is that a good idea? No. I don't think that's a good idea. It's worth a trial. My kids gonna be mad at you, okay? Okay, so don't do that. So you're saying, just with the money in my wallet. How? You just want five. Okay, what you want?
Starting point is 01:27:04 Five powerball. No power play. Just power ball? We just take the money. Just take the money and run. That's all I'm gonna do. Have a good one. All right. Can we say a prayer? Let's say, lunch box please win. Is that one? No, nobody? Okay. Okay. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:27:23 Like I found a penny. That means I'm on a good streak. Wasn't my heads or tails? It was tails. Oh. But you still got to pick it up. I mean, it's so money. I wouldn't. I wouldn't pick up a tails penny. Bad luck.
Starting point is 01:27:34 You wouldn't. No. No way. So what's it what does it mean when you don't take the power ball surprise or whatever you say? Okay. So it's extra money to pay the power play where you get like it like doubles your money, triples your money, whatever if it matches the ball. but I don't mess with that. I'm not greedy. I just want the jackpot and that's it.
Starting point is 01:27:51 I don't need to double, triple, quadruple, whatever. Definitely not. Okay, here's one more clip. Here you go. Man, I'm looking to get rich, okay? You know what I'm saying? That power ball, like, would it be crazy to buy 10,000 tickets? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:28:04 It's your money, so I can't stop you from you. Yeah, yeah. Like, I mean, would you be able to print that many tickets? No. But you've got to look me in the eye. I'm going to buy some tickets. Look me and that tells me you're going to help me win this millions. I want to win.
Starting point is 01:28:16 Yeah, because you know, I want to quit my job so bad. You know what I'm saying? I will move to an island, okay? And I'll give you a condo on that island if you sell me the winning ticket. I hope so. Woo, that's all I want. Got the tickets. How many tickets do you have for tonight?
Starting point is 01:28:33 $125. But you bought that you bought more. Well, I did. I mean, I don't know. 100 is what I usually do. Yeah. Step it to 125. But you know what?
Starting point is 01:28:41 Probably after the show now. I'll probably go buy some more. Ross, you're on the Bobby Bone show. We have Ross sitting over here. Ross, what would you like to say? Yes, I was going to ask Lunchbox if he won the lottery, if he'd share it with you, Amy and Eddie.
Starting point is 01:29:00 Ross, I mean, I like you. You sound like a smart dude, but that might be the dumbest question we've ever been asked on this show, ever. They're in a chance in God's Green Earth. I'm giving them any money. But he's not greedy. Nope. I ain't greedy.
Starting point is 01:29:13 You guys share you money with me? But I ain't giving them any chance on God's green earth. Hold on. Do you guys share your money with me? If I won a half a billion dollars, I'd probably break everybody off a little something. Yeah, we've worked together for a long, long time. Come on, man. It just be kind of like, hey, this is cool. I get to do this. Family members, friends.
Starting point is 01:29:28 See, this is the problem. This is where you get in trouble. You guys always warn me about people mooching off you when you win the lottery. You three right here. Are you trying to mooch? No. Ross, I think you hear where his heart is. I don't hear you. I think you hear where his heart is, Ross. He's not going to...
Starting point is 01:29:43 I know where it's that, but I figured out. He's not greedy, though. No. I'm not? Oh, yeah. Ross, like, you really expect me to share with these fools? They don't even play the lottery. So they don't have a chance to win.
Starting point is 01:29:57 So they're just hoping I win so they get money. Come on now. All right. There we go. We'll see if he's here tomorrow. Thank you, Ross. Have a good day, bud. You too.
Starting point is 01:30:08 What'd you do yesterday? Oh, I went to try on bridesmaid's dresses. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You and Caitlin? Yeah, and another bridesmaid. How'd it go? It was, well, what can I say?
Starting point is 01:30:21 The first dresses that me and the other girl tried on are what we went with, which is crazy, because we tried on tons. But the first ones we put on are the ones that we went with. So we could have saved a lot of time. Yeah? Yeah. It's funny because you want to be nice. The ladies, they're working.
Starting point is 01:30:35 So you put it on and you know it's just awful right away. But then you want to do the whole thing where you walk out. And all the dresses are big. She has to, like, pin you up because they just want it to make it easy for any size to put them on. So then they do what they need to do to make it fit. you and then you're I mean sometimes I was like this is the ugly thing I've ever seen but you kind of act like oh yeah Caitlin was always so nice she was like you look beautiful and I'm like stop no I don't but which by the way we were talking about yesterday
Starting point is 01:31:03 Amy and her daughter Sashira are on Caitlin's side of the wedding but we didn't mention your son is the ring bearer that because we gave him little sunglasses to wear yeah he's pretty pumped about those so he can walk down the aisle. And they were nice sunglasses, and I don't think he appreciated that. Oh, no, he did. I don't think he knew the difference. Oh, no, he did. He said that he was so worried about them. He said, well, you keep them in your nightstand. He went and put them in my door. He said, they'll be safe here. These have to stay this way for the wedding.
Starting point is 01:31:32 So he recognized. Don't worry. After you guys finished, Caitlin and I went to grocery shopping and we were, I don't like to go to the grocery store. Nobody does, right? And so we kind of split up for a minute. Like, you go, you go to get this stuff. I go get this stuff. Well, all the stuff I got, apparently was what a five-year-old gets. And we did, on my Instagram, you can see a video of the stuff that I got. And it's like, she's like, this looks like what a toddler would buy if you let them run free. What you got?
Starting point is 01:31:55 Cereal. Yep. Fruity pebbles. No. You know, I got some like weird, super flavorful Cheerio. That's awesome. And I got some drinks that were very fruity colored and some Pirates booty. There we go.
Starting point is 01:32:07 And she was like, hey, this is great. But, you know, look at this versus, you look like a toddler. It's pretty funny. We put the video up on my Instagram at. Mr. Bobby Bones if you want to see that. Bobby got all the stuff that's like at about the three to four foot level. The grocery store puts all that stuff
Starting point is 01:32:23 because it's at a kid's eye level and it's like ooh this is pretty. Let me get this. Did you ride in the front of the cart too? Well, I had to push it. Okay, good. I had to push it. And then I slept like crap last night. I don't know why. Just a disaster. My dog starts barking at night. I always think
Starting point is 01:32:39 somebody's breaking in the house. It kind of brings up some of that old stuff from when I was getting messed with a lot. Okay, here you go. You ready for this story? Yes. A guy in San Francisco lost the password to get into his digital Bitcoin wallet. So if you have Bitcoin, you just log in. You can see what you have.
Starting point is 01:32:55 Trade it, buy it. But he lost the password, but his wallet is worth $234 million. Oh, my gosh. After 10 wrong guesses at the password, the drive will encrypt forever. There's not like somebody who has the password. That's crazy. Right. Who can he call?
Starting point is 01:33:13 No one. There's no one to call. He's always. already guessed wrong eight times. Oh my God. Right, but like who can he call to get a few more options for password? No one. It's no one.
Starting point is 01:33:25 That's what confuses me about. You set it up yourself. Bitcoin. I need to know who to call. It seems like it just is out there. Yes. I don't like this. It would be like if your money, if you had buried your money somewhere in a field.
Starting point is 01:33:40 Yeah. And you forget where. And you only have 10 uses of a shop. Uh-huh. You can't call anybody to go, hey, where under the ground would you get? I mean, they can guess. That part, I understand. I'm like, who can you call to get some extra shovels?
Starting point is 01:33:56 You can't? No one. That's crazy to me because that's your money. You, can he prove it's his and say, I forgot my password? Doesn't he have the thing where, like, you can email yourself or it says, hey, what city did your parents meet in? Oh, what color was your... Too easily hacked. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:34:12 Bones, this needs to be live stream for his last... How many more tries do you have, too? That's funny. Live stream the last two tries. And everyone's like, no, no, that can't be it. People can pay like five bucks to watch it. Yeah. And then you get your money, a little bit of it.
Starting point is 01:34:25 If you're thinking about getting in on Bitcoin, your most valuable asset might be pen and paper because you need to write down your password. Okay, well, he just needs to wait. He needs to find the password. There's a guy named Stefan Thomas in San Francisco. He has a digital wallet with 7,0002 Bitcoins in it, which means it's worth $2, $2,3,000.
Starting point is 01:34:44 $34 million. But the private keys he needed to unlock his account are on an encrypted hard drive, and he lost the password to that hard drive. So he saved it somewhere, but then can't even get in. Where he saved it. There's more. As I mentioned, you only get 10 guesses before the hard drive permanently encrypts its contents and can't be unlocked. And he has already guessed eight times.
Starting point is 01:35:10 Bones, and you know the first five he flew through him. I'm like, oh, of course, is this. That two? What? Okay, one more. Duh, one three, five times. He probably tried that five times. D-S-D-F-J-K-L Semicol.
Starting point is 01:35:20 Fine, zero-zero, zero, zero, zero. So he has two more shots, and then if he doesn't hit it, he loses it forever. And since Bitcoin is decentralized, there is no help me out with the password. Oh, what does that mean? There's not a base, a hub. Like if you lose your Google password, you just message into Google, hey, forget my password, help me. There is no center. You either have them or you don't.
Starting point is 01:35:42 You're out of luck. You set it up yourself. It would be like keys to a vault and you have the only keys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no one else has a second. You can't call somebody to be like, hey, bring an extra set of keys up. You're the only one with keys and you lost it.
Starting point is 01:35:55 What happens? That money just stays there forever. Yep. Oh, this is awful. This is... Quote, I would just lay in bed and think about it. Then I would go to the computer with some new strategy and it wouldn't work and I would be desperate again.
Starting point is 01:36:06 Oh my gosh. I'm curious to know what other money he has, right? Yeah. Yeah, can we talk to him? Scoba Steve. Boy, Scoobah, this would be the greatest get of all. all time. I'll work on it. If you could get Stefan Thomas. San Francisco? Yeah, I know some people out there.
Starting point is 01:36:22 He knows people who live there. He used to live there. He used to live there for like five, six years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got some peeps. And if he can't hit his password, he loses. Oh, my gosh. $234 million. Right. I don't know. Like, is he some, you know, California investor dude that has millions and millions of dollars and this is just like, eh? Or are... You need billions and billions for this to be. and not millions and millions. There's nothing eh about this, but mentally you just have to start preparing
Starting point is 01:36:50 yourself for it being eh, or you're going to lose your mind. That's what would worry me about his last enter. People need to be surrounding him and making sure he's okay. Well, you know, they have these people that'll buy your gambling tickets, right? Meaning
Starting point is 01:37:06 let's say you have a, you know what a parlay is? No. Sports. So you bet four games, all of them have to hit. And you win and you're, so but if you hit three, and there's one left and let's say if you hit that one you're going to win a thousand bucks people buy that from 500 bucks
Starting point is 01:37:19 hoping that it hits and they win the thousand maybe he could sell this $234 million for like $5 million to somebody and then goes I'll help you with the password and if we open it I get a piece of it too
Starting point is 01:37:31 but you get all of it like there are many ways there's also a chance too that they may not get it even after they pay for it we found the guy on what is this site Mike Biz Journals
Starting point is 01:37:41 he has a crypto company How, oh, embarrassing for him in this company to have a crypto company. He's 30 years old. Locked yourself out. Like, you know. His life's over if he loses this. Bones, is there a chance that he waits it out until this Bitcoin people figure out a way to recover passwords or like, what if he waits another like 15 years? But who are the Bitcoin people?
Starting point is 01:38:05 Don't know. Don't know. I don't even know what Bitcoin is. Sean Bitcoin started. No. Okay. This is so crazy. Well, let's ask our expert.
Starting point is 01:38:15 Years ago, I bought Bitcoin. Oh, okay. Years ago. And I haven't even looked at it in forever. And I think I spent like $400. Do you remember your password? Of course. I keep every, guys, you're talking to Mr.
Starting point is 01:38:26 Don't say it. Yeah, Bitcoin, 13, 4. You're talking to Mr. Organization here. I'm sure it has a certain number in it that we all know. Here you go. $69. Yeah. Amy, I spent $400 on Bitcoin five years ago.
Starting point is 01:38:39 Do you see how much I have, what $400 is turned into? Yeah. Here, don't say it out of it. Oh. Interesting. So you did nothing for it to just... But it went down a lot too. But see, that's the thing, though.
Starting point is 01:38:55 It's like you've done nothing. What is it? Nothing. Where do you get? I don't know. But we assign value to all of our currency anyway, just based on paper. I know, but this is just... It's the same thing.
Starting point is 01:39:04 It's outrageous. Oh, we found him on Twitter, too. This guy, Stefan Thomas. I would love to talk to this guy. Let me play voicemail number one, Raymondo. Morning, Bobby. Morning studio. Hey, I just called to let you know that when I was picking my lottery tickets, I was short one number.
Starting point is 01:39:21 So I threw in 69 and I giggled and thought of you all. We're so juvenile. Nice. We are so stupid. Okay. You guys can call us if you want. We love you have a question about something, a comment about something. 877 Bobby.
Starting point is 01:39:39 I have a whole list of things to get to. I will in the next segment tell you what happened yesterday. I'm at the house. I go, all right, I got to go take this CDL test. I've passed two of the tests. I have one to go, the big hardest one that I haven't passed. And I just go. I drive down, I get in line, I sit down, I take the test.
Starting point is 01:39:58 Which means if I pass this test with someone with me, I can go drive big rigs. Yeah, you're trucking. Eastbound and down. I'm ready. Come on. Would you buy one? An 18 wheeler? Almost like over the top.
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Starting point is 01:43:47 APUS. Dot E.D.U. Lastry afternoon, I thought, I'm just going to drive down to the DMV, which is never a fun place. And I feel bad for the people that work there because nobody's in a good mood. And the lighting's terrible.
Starting point is 01:44:00 It just feels weird. You know, I didn't problem with the lighting. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. It's more so, yeah, the overall vibe. I felt bad for the people working there because people just go up and they're all in a pissy move, you know? Yep.
Starting point is 01:44:09 So I go in and I'm supposed to shoot an episode of my new show that is, you know, coming out in a few months. And one of them is going to be me driving an 18-wheeler. And I have three tests I'm supposed to pass. I've passed two of them. So we've had to not do the episode yet. It's always like, you know what I'm just going to go do it. You're feeling it? I just feel like the more I get into something, the more I learn.
Starting point is 01:44:33 even if I don't pass. Like, I just get a better feel for it. It's like a job interview. When you guys go on a job interview, if it's the only job interview you do, the one you get me nervous is crap. But if you're doing seven, eight of them, and you're doing it as experience,
Starting point is 01:44:45 you start to get pretty good at it. So I was like, okay, let me just go take the test. And so I go, it's 50 questions. And they will shut you down if you miss. You have to make an 80 on it. And if you miss any of the, over 10 questions, I'll just shut the test down.
Starting point is 01:44:58 Like you can't take any more. And so I go in and what, how do you think I did? I hope you did it. No. If you had to bet money. Let's bet money on it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:45:11 80. Do you think I passed or not if you're betting $5? $5. $5, you passed. Okay. Eddie? $20 you passed. That's how confident I am.
Starting point is 01:45:20 You passed. Lunchbox? Okay. I'll say that you got to question 39 and they shut it down. Well, here's the thing. I got to... How many questions? Huh?
Starting point is 01:45:30 How many questions were there? 50. Yeah. So I think he got to 30. and that's when he had missed his 10 and went like Baker? They turned the alarm on. Like the 80s movie?
Starting point is 01:45:40 I don't know what movie that is, but license to drive. So I got, I finished question 40 and they said, thank you for taking your exam. And so I'm like, so I walk over to the lady and I'm hanging my head in shame. And I'm going, how?
Starting point is 01:45:59 I got shut down again? And I said, hey, I need to just pay for me. my test because I don't think I passed. It shut me down early. She says, well, she looks at it and she goes, huh. She said, you didn't miss a single question. They shut it down because you couldn't have missed any. Wow.
Starting point is 01:46:13 Wow. Here it is, baby. Thank you very much. Come on. Yeah. Hold on you find it. Wait, where is it? Pump the horn, dude.
Starting point is 01:46:22 There we go. There's my CDL driver's permit. Nice. This is that. Thank you very much. So it's a totally different card. Yeah. Totally different.
Starting point is 01:46:32 different picture. The end. You're going to have two driver's license in your wallet now? Yeah, baby. I'll probably be on the big rig. So just know when you're doing your arm pool
Starting point is 01:46:41 and look over in that truck it could be me over there. Bones? Thank you. Anytime Bobby has to present an ID, he's going to use his CDLN to be like. Hey, pardon me, fellas, which one would you like?
Starting point is 01:46:52 The normal car or the big daddy. Give me an ID and shut up. I can drive a bus. If we, it's just a learner's permit right now because I have to go do the driving part of the I can put somebody in the truck with me
Starting point is 01:47:05 I can drive big wheel all across the country What do you mean to haul? Strawberries? Walmart? What do you want me to haul? I can do anything. Follow me to freshness? Wow.
Starting point is 01:47:16 Congratulations. I was so proud of myself. Yeah. I'm never proud of myself. Most times I hate myself and I'm annoyed by me. I left and I was like, you know, I didn't quit. It didn't go right for me a couple times but I hung in there and got it.
Starting point is 01:47:28 Nice work, man. So did we get $5? No, I didn't take you bet. I just wondered what you would bet. Oh. Lunchbox would pay you. He put 100 that I wasn't going to make it. No, no, I ain't paying you crap.
Starting point is 01:47:37 Just remember who believed in you. Thank you. But I was pretty pumped with myself. I'm being honest. So now we're trying to reschedule that episode where I can go drive the big ring. Yeah. I got to be honest, though. I don't know what some of that stuff means.
Starting point is 01:47:48 I've never been in a truck. I just memorize words. Oh, great. They were like double clutch. Sit, do, do, up, down, laid, got it? I was like, blah. No. I remembered what the combination of words.
Starting point is 01:47:59 Yeah, but then once you apply those words to action a few times, you'll get it. Do you think anyone's ever gotten a learner's permit for a CDL who's never actually been in a truck? Don't know. Probably not. I don't even think I've, except for like at a gas station, walked up near one. It's just pretty intimidating. Yeah, they're huge. They are, yeah. But you know what I'm going to do, though?
Starting point is 01:48:16 Now I'm going to put one of those horns in my car. Okay. All right. So there we go. I have my CDL learners permit. I'm going to be driving buses. What if you seem like driving Jake Owen's bus? I'm like, I just like, you know what, guys, I got to get away this weekend.
Starting point is 01:48:32 go drive Jake to his tour. All right, Jack, let's go. Let's get the band in here. You're going to keep that for the rest of your life or you have to renew it? How does that work? No idea, Eddie. Okay. Do you know on a truck you don't put your hands at 10 and 2? You put them side, so that would be 9 and 3. Why? So you have a better control of the steering wheel.
Starting point is 01:48:48 Interesting. It's just more to control. I've seen some truckers, they got a knob on it, you know, on just wheel, so they just do one hand with a knob and they turn it like that. That wasn't in the book. If you see that, you tell me, I'm going to turn them in because I know people are to be. And then bones, at the truck stop. They sell those headsets, you know, so you can talk on the CB without actually grabbing it with your hands. You should get one of those.
Starting point is 01:49:07 I should just get a CB for my car and the horn. For sure. Dang. What's your 20 there, Ramundo? Over now. All right, so that happened. What else did I tease going into the segment? Am I forgetting anything?
Starting point is 01:49:20 Okay. Okay, did that. I had some cool stuff to talk about today. We talked about the CDL test. We talked about Amy going bridesmaid shopping with Caitlin. You can hear about that in the podcast. Lunchbox winning the lottery. that did not happen last night.
Starting point is 01:49:34 Yeah, Megan Millions didn't happen last night. Tonight, Powerball does happen. Did you win anything last night? 32 bucks. Oh, you did. That's pretty good, though. You only lost $68. I mean, if you want to look at it that way,
Starting point is 01:49:46 I like to look at it as a positive. Like, I don't like to look at the negative side. Wait, what? Yeah, Bobby's just doing the math because you've spent money. Yeah. Well, I understand what he's doing, but that's not a good way to look at it. Okay. It is the...
Starting point is 01:49:58 Okay. You know what? You're right. Whatever. Whatever way he wants to look. look at it. How many times do you think we check our phones a day on average? 200? No, it's a big number, but you made it not so big. Oh, sorry. What is it? No, it's 120 times a day. Oh. But it's less significant when someone kind of spoils it.
Starting point is 01:50:15 One million. Well, now the story's not that good. I didn't mean to do that by 200. I honestly thought it could be high because email and Instagram and phone calls and text. The average person is awake for 15.3 hours every day, so you check it around 10 times most hours. Now, to be fair, I probably am over the 200 mark. You're the above average. You're probably what brings the average up. Yeah. I'd be that one.
Starting point is 01:50:42 Yeah. 50 times an hour probably. Just during the show, I see you check it. But I don't bring a laptop in anymore. No, that's true. So all my computer is now my phone for the most part. I'll write on my laptop. I still write a bit.
Starting point is 01:50:55 Otherwise, I'm full phone now. I'm moved over. Even watch shows on my phone now sometimes. My guest doesn't seem so. ridiculous now. Well, for the average, you're right. Amy, you're right. I'm wrong. Thank you. That's it. See you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
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